Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Sandwich and Sandwichability

Episode Date: February 19, 2021

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Hi, everybody. Joining me as usual is the cool, just thin, talented Hanson, Mr Ben Mandelkar. Ben, you can also find on the Game Brain podcast and the Real Housewares of Kitchen Island, which is the show on YouTube, okay? Happy Ann. Hi, how's it going? How are you? I am so good, so excited to talk about the sandwich episode of Summer House. The sandwich episode, yeah. You know, I love an episode center to have the sandwich.

I mean, they're putting it all over their Bravo Instagrams and their tweets and everything is about this damn sandwich fight. And I love it. And you know what, Jacks? We've got to give Jacks Taylor a little credit here. You know what? You made this happen, sir. So well done. Yeah. He was the original pioneer of sandwich entitlement. And now we've really seen that grow and evolve into Lindsey, you know, and it's really been months, months since the summer house trailer came out that we've been waiting for this big fight

about the sandwiches and it has finally arrived. Yeah, you just take Jack's saying his sandwich bullshit, his like misogyny sandwich comments and then you paired it with Lindsay telling him off. I think that would be pretty epic. It would be fantastic. Yeah. And I'm glad we got it to hear that Jack Scott fired to I mean it just makes it extra delicious Because you know he's sitting there watching this and thinking great and now I have some but I've already been fired

I can't afford my shitty house in the valley anymore and now I'm getting told off by Lindsay On a show that should not have Exceeded my stay on Bravo Well, he's probably going around and bemoaning everything to everyone so you can't say anything. I bet you know the woke police, I've been canceled, you know, canceled cultures out of control.

Let me ask you something. Can, can, let me ask, let me see, who on Bravo could have a fight about a sandwich? Okay, I ask you to which Lindsay said, oh, I'll show you how to have a fight about a sandwich. Do not have to make my sandwich, my name. So here we are, Summer House episode three of season four. By the way, this is crap and it's on demand.

I don't know if you mentioned that yet, but it's crap and it's on demand. So you can watch this recap. You don't have to just even listen to it, okay? You can just watch us, okay? And if I had some plywood and some two by fours behind me, maybe I would even build a workbench too during this. I don't. This should be a scratch and smell episode because I'm in Texas and still without me water,

and it's still ice outside. And I'm still on the same clothes I was in our last recap. In that fan, it is a little scratch and sniff. Yesterday I smelled like a gas station and today I just smell like the apocalypse. Almost the same thing. So here we are. The last thing that we saw was Hannah. Hannah sitting down Luke and Sierra to confront him about Luke about all his half-trudes. I like how you said it, Luke. Luke, Luke. This was a really good Luke episode,

mainly because he spoke with his parents, and we got to hear like hardcore Minnesota accents. Like, you always give Luke like a, oh, you know, this is I'm Luke, I'm a model who makes jewelry, but his parents are like, oh, well, you know, and it's just like, it was, I hope you got a two by four under that table to see belays it Yes

I'm pretty sure they were really only kept in the episode for their accents like oh well You know the cell phone service is not so good over here. Oh, yes God just to see where I am mentally I lost my cigarette my vape thing that I the see where I am mentally I lost my cigarette my vape thing that I I haven't moved you guys okay I'm still here oh it's behind well if you put a 2x4 on your cigarette you might not lose it so we're back in the fight that we ended with with Hannah having a fit because Luke is pretending they never had anything and you know she they, they're talking with Sierra and Lucas basically getting caught or his Hannah getting caught because I can't really tell. I don't know if Hannah had a boyfriend coming into this.

I still don't know. I still can't tell what the truth is. Well, I think people did investigations and looks like she had met her guy before shooting. But that doesn't necessarily mean they're exclusive or anything. I don't think that really means anything to be honest, but I can't tell if this is Luke's lies being exposed or Hannah facing reality that we all saw coming. I'm not sure. I think that's why she's so mad because she knew this was the situation and I think that

she had convinced herself that it wouldn't be the situation. And I think that she had convinced herself that it wouldn't be the situation. And then she realized she fell for it and she's embarrassed. And now she's, now she's worried. Well, that's the trouble. And you know, what we were saying last season, this is the trouble with fuck boys like this,

you know, how to play with your head and say things like, I don't wanna label it, you know? I just, you know, let's keep it going. And then you say, you try and be the cool girl or guy in our situation and be like well okay, yeah I don't want to label it either like I'm not after you. I'm totally not after you at all like a hot male model Yeah, what I want with that

And then you know, I'd rather be fucking my podcast producer and then you know, he's like okay But I'm just telling you we're not girlfriend and boyfriend right now Girlfriend and boyfriend. I'm dating Kermit the frog. Why would I even care and then you know it's like oh God is it Deandra Simmons calling you right now? spam call. Let's see who it is Hello I am going to discover We've been trying to reach you with your eligibility for rape reduction is about to expire. Oh girl

Yeah, I'm pressing one How is your family? Okay, you're right reduction That was the andra asking about London's family because she does ask Hi, how are you doing? Hello How are you doing? Hello? Mitch, I'm up on me. Well, I guess I'm not going to get a, I guess I'm not going to get a better rate on my discover card that I don't have losers.

What is the point? What is the point of like a Robo spam call? If you're going to hang up on the person when they're when you're that's the third time today, it's been a hang up. I'm just trying to talk. I'm lonely. I'm stuck inside I just want to talk to somebody No offense Ben because I'm currently talking to you. I'm so jealous. Do you know how many times I get

Robo called during our podcast and now no one's calling me now that I'm like jealous. I want to do it too. Okay So here we are I'm so happy with this. I'm not I'm not even in this recap. Can you tell? I'm so sorry. I'm back in. I'm back in everybody. Sorry. You don't have to be in. We're gonna plow through it. Okay. So I had Much like Lou did to Hannah. So Hannah's like, okay, you know what? Stop texting me at night. Leave me alone. Just leave me alone. Okay. You're not my friend. just leave me alone okay and then looks like oh I remember that remember what I said choose your choose your words wisely okay so Hannah's in full ugly cry right now she sort of looks like when she ugly cries she looks like an emotionally

distressed beaker from the mob. It's dick, okay? At Paige's giving the pep talk, she's like, it's like, she's in the corner, like, massage and boxer, she's like, everything you said was spot fucking on, just like my outfit, I get paid to wear this, like, and subscribe, thank you. So Sierra's talking to Luke Still, and she's like, um, I don't know if you have like,

ulterior motives this summer. I mean, are you guys like diminishing what you had or are you like downplaying at? And he's like, Oh, God, you know what? I'd love to talk to you about this, but I probably should be sober. Okay. That should be sober. Yeah, I'm just gonna go back and sing about Coyote's under my workbench. So, um, by the way, you know what I, my prediction, I don't know if this is true or not, my prediction is that Hannah sort of like puts Sierra in this situation

in the sense of like, I want to tell you what Luke's doing and like, I think she's like assuming that Sierra automatically is her ally. And then I don't think Sierra really is invested in this fight that much. She's like, oh, that's kind of fucked up, but I kind of want to make my own decisions. And I kind of feel like what's gonna happen

in a few episodes is that Hannah is gonna feel let down that Sierra is not gonna be the ally to her, that she expects and just assumes she would be, and then she's gonna be angry at Sierra, because that's how this usually goes. So it'll be fun, it'll be fun. Yeah. And you know what, it's karma

because last year Hannah was doing this kind of with that guy that she was dating, right? She was like kind of talking, kind of just saying that she was talking to someone being someone's friend, wouldn't mean well. In her head, they were like boyfriend and girlfriend. So I don't know, it's really hard for me to feel in the situation,

but also I have like calluses, you know, that maybe I'm just like projecting like, you know, it's fuck boy. It's like you touch the fire. It's like a baby. You know, that's what you have to hold a baby over a fire until it starts to smoke a little bit so that the baby is on fire is hot.

Yeah, I'm not having a problem's feeling. Maybe caring is where I'm at. I don't know, but either way. So Hannah's like in the pantry. He brought this girl in to make me feel bad. And he's using her in a fucking hurt me. And he played it so hard whenever I'd be with someone else. He did so bad.

And then we see like a montage of like Hannah talking to other guys last summer. And Luke was sort of like walking up and be like, hey, what's up? It's like, oh, it's so mad. Yeah. Well, he did try to interrupt her, but it's also funny that she considers all of the well, at least according to these clips, that she all considered those, she considered all of those like real options. Like she had the guy that she was dating from her podcast, right? That was there and kind of liked her, I guess, but Then she then one of their examples is Austin from Southern charm. I'm sure and I just wrote poor I make small waves Austin like his house is I make small. I just could imagine Madison being like Big-Big Energy when you ain't

Hey, we all know you make tiny waves beta, new mixed big waves, Jay color and hay rock together. So pages like Luke is like manipulative and controlling. I mean, you were in a toxic relationship without even being in a relationship. That's wild. How do you pull that off? Almost how I pulled off this great over the shoulder look that you can get exclusively at Mandy's. Like and subscribe. And let's also point out that even Paige just pointed out they weren't in a relationship. Okay, just going off the evidence I see. So then, um, Sia, who I write down is CIA. So every time I look

at it, I'm a little bit like what I do. Sia is talking to Luke and she's like, we put together a timeline and they're like pretty much identical. So we just wanted to let you know that we know. Okay. My nickname is CIA. So don't think I'm not going to go homeland on your ass. All right, Luke. And then she starts crying like clear dins.

So Luke is like, you know, me and Hannah have a special bond. You know, I think I've told you about it. She's like my best friend who I'd like to fuck and say be my girlfriend, but not actually, you know? And I don't understand why she doesn't understand that when I say I wish I could date you, I don't mean I want to date her. So, you know, last summer, I thought Hannah was dating other guys and living her life. And I'm all about that.

And I want her to, I want her to be with other guys. Okay, that's it. I'm just about that and I want her to be with other guys. Okay, that's it. I'm just a humble meal model. Yeah, but then I'm back team Hannah because we're not talking about last summer. We're talking about the time after that when you guys were sleeping together and making food together and acting like boyfriend

and girlfriend, okay. He didn't come hard for last summer. He really did. That's a great one. So then she's like, yeah, but you're sleeping in the same bed and making food so Oh, and then we get clips of him saying you know I don't want a relationship. Oh me neither relationship Nothing he had a we're not boyfriend and girlfriend

But we know that there's a lot to happen after that. I wrote down as the Luke honesty montage So then see her is like well, I don't know, it's like a funny concept. It is because it's like a murder show where you're watching someone lay down all the evidence on camera. So later they could put together a montage that says I was never into you, you know?

It's like we knew he was doing it the whole time, man. I feel like when he goes on future dates, he'll just have his iPhone and he'll be like, oh, so, you know, I'm a male model. I know that, like, that scares people. People may think I'm a fuck boy, but I actually have a school montage that you can watch. I'll see if you're gonna eat my salad while you watch this.

Yeah, that's just real. It's just real. It's real honesty. So, Sierra's basically like, you know, you send mixed signals. And he's like, well, what's my mixed signal with her? All I did is basically like, you know, you send mixed signals. And he's like, well, what's my mixed signal with her? All I did was want to, you know, I let her go down on me, but said I just want to be friends. I don't know what's what's the mixed signal there, you know? She's like, well, she didn't know I was coming to the house or that we had a history. And he's

like, well, I didn't hide you from her, you know, I just didn't know what I was bringing you or anything about you, you know, listen, you know, I talked to you that summer because I like her, you know, I just didn't know what I was bringing you or anything about you, you know. Listen, you know, I talked to you that summer because I liked you, you know, and I get if you're mad, but she goes, well, I get that last summer you weren't ready because you weren't emotionally available because you were still hurt over your ex, which every time I hear that. Yes, Ronnie, I love people who really do crap with not a man just to see Ronnie's face what it just did there He just kills me every time because that's just always what they say

I've still not over my girlfriend. Yeah, so this is what I'm fucking you over Exactly even when he said to Sierra seconds prior when he said you know, I understand if you're mad at me That's also like a very fuck boy thing, which is to kind of like take your emotion and then like he takes ownership of your emotion there. Like he's gonna be the one that says like, like you don't get to be like, I'm mad at you. It's like, I understand if you're mad.

It's like you just took that from me. I was supposed to say I was mad at you. Yeah, it's a, but we're getting divorced of, you know, fuck boy. Right. So she's like you shouldn't you shouldn't be dragging people through yeah, like get some emotional maturity basically and he's like, but look, I'm into you. I mean, you came to Minnesota. Well, what kind of argument is that you took the hand of the Minnesota to you? You fucking idiot. Come on, at least keep it together Luke. Yeah.

You know, I just, you know, I was into you, but my ex took rain over everything in my life, you know? And Sarah was like, well, I feel bad about Hannah as a woman. She still cares about the guy. And there are definitely some red flags there. And you're like, and Sierra, because, but there's still history with that with me and Luke. So I'm not gonna shut the door to anything just yet.

I'm like, uh-oh. First of all, you're just disappointed. I don't think she would really care. No, she shouldn't care. She shouldn't. I don't think she would really care. Just because Hannah's upset, doesn't mean that Sierra has to be upset

because they don't have enough of a friendship where they have to be allies. Like, there's no like real girl code there because they do have a history But it's one of those things where it's like we are seeing now what's gonna happen Hannah is gonna I think I think Hannah may have some expectations that Sierra is gonna be her ally in this and we can see that Sierra Just like she's like I'm fucking okay. I'm here for the summer and I am fucking. Yeah, exactly. So meanwhile, you know, in COVID news,

we then cut to Amanda picking Hannah's nose for her. So that's going great. And Hannah goes to lie down and Steven Struby is going back to work. He's like, this house is crazy. I'm gonna go back to work. And Daniel and Lindsay you're talking. And Daniel is like, is he seriously working right now?

Like it is 10 at night. Does he know he's supposed to be with you right now? Why would he leave? I know. I know and Lindsay's like, yeah, Lindsay's like, well, he's probably just at his fucking desk. Eww. That's weird. And I'm the girl who shows up late every season because I'm working and I have to take the L.I.

W.R. So even for me, that's weird. Yeah. Dan Y'all is stuck in that place of always being the friend who's angry at the guy for their friend, you know? Yeah. It's a worst situation to be in. So then Amanda and Paige are talking. Amanda's like, oh, she had a crime, but I wish she didn't have to.

And then Luke is apologizing to Kyle that all this drama happened on his birthday. And Kyle's like, it's all right, you can't let Sunday ruin Monday. Yeah, I'm dry. Oh, he just goes pee and he goes dry. Oh, go back for every smart toilet that encounter. So because you know those smart toilets listen and I'm like, this guy's peeing at me again. I'm telling the government. You know, they'm talking about you,

but you know it's tracked somewhere. It's like tracked by Apple or some shit. Like telling Bill Gates and George Soros. You know those things just spray chips up into your butt holes. They can follow you around. Know how much money you're paying in Texas. You know that. You know that.

No one's talking about the toilet that we're at that rally in DC. So now we, so now Stravys in his like little desk, which again, I'm still amused that I can be only filmed if they keep the bathroom door open and the camera is, is aimed at the reflection over the camera, the bathroom saying that's the only way we get these Trabhi at his desk. I don't know why no one goes in and puts up another GoPro, but that's fine. We can we can just take in all this drama through a bathroom.

They probably assured him that he'll have privacy. You know, it's like come on the show. You'll have privacy. We don't have to have a camera on you all the time. And they found a way to get in. So now Lindsay is mad because Danielle has basically told her, weren't you mad? So she's mad.

So she's like, what's going on with you? I have to work. And she's like, oh my, you know, frustrating a lot. Oh, and you work, I'm so mad. He says now she's just trying to think of us. He's like, he's just typing like, frerasjaka, frerasjaka.

All work and no play makes Steven ready to finger Lindsay later. So-hmm. So it's like lower your voice. I'm saying Yeah, and he's me while page in Amanda are they had they had gone downstairs, which is where Lindsay's room apparently was just to like drink wine and this like little nook and they're like now they hear it. They're like, um, let's move a little closer. So we go into like listen. And so now Stravys like, I asked you for lunch one time. And then the moment we've been waiting for with that hand out, like she has that hand out like she's like ready to like get like an IV injection Oh, that's so much as if you made me Like are you a hangry person? Because if you didn't have your fucking lunch, it he's like, look, I'm here to be supportive of you. But you talk shit to me, and you don't support me.

Like, you can't have an adult conversation. I'm like, oh, I tried, and then you started attacking me. You know what this all is? This is baloney. Like a baloney, I literally made you a baloney sandwich. Where's my baloney sandwich? When you make man's sandwich. How is he attacking you? You literally came into his room drunk and started yelling it. I know. I know. And page

in Amanda are like, how are we always so close to the drama? I love us. So, um, have you done one thing for me since you've been in the house? Let's, let's get that straight. Let's get that straight. I'm a sandwich. It's sandwichless woman right now. Hmm. So then Carl and Danielle are in the kitchen and he's like, was that? And she's like, glinty is screaming at Stephen.

And he's like, what's it? What's Stephen. And he's like, Huh, what's the sandwich thing? Like, I'm lost on that. What's the sandwich thing? sandwich was great by the way. So he's so Stravy is like, okay, Lindsay, then you can leave. Fine, I'm just leaving.

Yo, we're gonna have a fun friendship sandwich. That's my only sandwich I get around these days anyway. So yeah, so she's, she's like, I have no respect for you. And he's like, well, you need to give respect in order to earn fucking respect. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Where is my sandwich? I am pretty good, you have not made me one sandwich.

And Danielle's downstairs going, she's gonna marry him. I mean, she's gonna have a baby's with him. And so Danielle comes to the kitchen, Lindsey comes to the kitchen. And she's like, Oh my, he's slink. I don't even know what this means. I wrote, he's only in Tuna with what he sandwiches. Not with what I sandwich, if this sandwich is gonna work. I don't even know what this means. I wrote, he's only in Tuna with what he sandwiches.

Not with what I sandwich, if this sandwich is gonna work. I don't know. You know, I realized, by the way, I realized I messed it up because in that argument, earlier on, Lindsay had said, what sandwiches have you made me? Which is actually different from the real big moment we were waiting for, which was at the climax, she says,

how many sandwiches have you made me? So I apologize. Mom, we have to start over. Yeah, I apologize to you, Ron, if I confused you with that, because I'm realizing in my notes that then she says how many sandwiches have you made for me right here at the climax of this fight. So I'm sorry, but the point still remains.

She was still screaming about sandwiches. Yes. So Danielle tells sorry, but the point still remains. She was still screaming about sandwiches. Yes. Um, so Danielle tells us, you know, opposites do attract, but not in this relationship. She tries to make this work because she is getting older and she does want to have people. She's cleaning onto whatever joy she can find in her old age, namely sandwiches. Cracks me up that they talk about Lindsay, like she's 79,000 years old. It's like, well, poor Lindsay, she has to hang onto it. You know, 34.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Do you know I'm actually distressed about the fact that I messed up the sandwich fight moment? Like the big moment I was so excited for. I think I got overly excited and I jumped to go on on the sandwich. Don't be distressed. I got to yell sandwich about 30 times at least, okay? I'm sad. This was like the big moment.

This is the big moment. And I feel like I did not accurately portray the ridiculousness of this fight. Don't worry, it keeps going. So then, uh, hand in page, they're talking and Hannah's like, I'm hurt. I'm hurt. I just need to stop me around. So then, uh, everyone basically starts going to sleep and straw, he's just talking to himself alone and and bad. He's like, it doesn't even matter how I feel. I'm just the scapegoat. I was like, oh, type it. Type it.

Also in line diary, sir. Type it, put it in the menu for Tao. So then we also are getting, that's where he works, right? Like the Tao group or something. Yeah. Anyway, we also get a lot, the first of many times this episode of Luke just walk around going Stop starts now, it'll stop now! They're in bed. They're in bed. We see Carl making his bed.

This is his big thing. And he's making his bed. He's not whistling this week, but I have to imagine that they just decided not to have him whistle. Because last week we saw him making his bed. Like he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a year ago, if I woke up at 7, I'd probably have still been drunk. But it's important to start the day off on the right foot, because that's why what I

do first is I make my bet, and then I jerk off. I don't make my bet again. In fact, every time I make my bet I jerk off, because I just, I'm used to the fact that every time I make my bed, I'm just fucks the ones, so I sort of have this response to it. Oh, that's what I saw my day. Yeah, my dad was a marine, so that's why. And I would be like, dad, I'm not gonna make my bed, because like, I'm just gonna sleep in it later.

And then my dad would say, Carl, why do you wipe your butt then? And I'd be like, Oh! Do I have to do that too? That's why I learned to wipe my butt. I'm really glad I had that conversation with him last month. So then, it's like, yeah, I drink a ton of water. Helps your skin.

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What about? So then in bed Hannah's talking and she's like, he hurt me like two girls have legit stories about him. Like he's saying we're friends and that's him making excuses for everything. And she tells us, I've had boyfriends make me feel bad, but I've never had a man yell at me. Like as a 10 year old, I would have male coaches yelling that I'm not good enough But I'm not a kid anymore. Well, what the hell? Okay, I'm sorry But what are you supposed to do when she's like standing up screaming and crying in his face and won't listen?

Like I don't think it was he really that bad where he's like You I think it was just like, dude. Hannah, come on, whoa, whoa. It did not read to me like he was yelling. It seemed like he was just getting frustrated and was like, Hannah, but you know, I don't know what her triggers are. I mean, obviously, well, I mean,

I do know what her triggers are now. And maybe she perceives the yell in a way that we don't. I don't know, but all I got to say is, I hope she's not watching any old matches with John Mackinroe. So now. And Hannah goes, yeah, you know what? He says I'm like a sister. I mean, you ejaculated my mouth twice.

You don't do that to your sister. Oh, well, thanks for that. Well, maybe if you're watching TLC, you would learn something. So, a lot of weird shows on that network. That's what I'm saying. Viewer is very uncomfortable with this conversation. Viewer is just like, is anybody going to comfort me? Okay. This is a very traumatizing recap to sit through as a dog with sensitive hearing. So Lindsay goes outside to sit with Carl and she's like, I'm starving.

Now I need a sandwich. And Carl's like, oh, make me a fucking sandwich. Oh, so, first thing I do this morning is I make a bed for a sandwich. Put a little tissue over a mug. I made you a bed sandwich. Nailed it. Nailed it.

I do hospital corners on my bed. Have you ever talked in a sandwich with hospital corners? Sarah comes outside and he's like, holy smokes. And she's like, wow, last night that conversation like got ugly so fast. And like the way he talked to Hannah, like I mean, I do feel better talking one-on-one

at with him at least, but that was gross. He's like you are so mature. And Lizzie's like yeah you are! Especially around this group, we need someone to offset this crazy. Also, I really like that bathing suit a lot. Wow, I'm not gonna say you look great by the way because it's been well-documented So I'm just gonna change it up and be like Holy smokes wow Wow, you're so mature. I love love this energy this this energy is like great and if I could if it if this energy Was a tangible thing I would actually be able to look at it and I'd be able to look at this great energy and be like whoa This energy looks great by the way.

I guess I sort of, I hope this energy makes it's bad. Okay. So then League of Burt sits at the fridge and we cut back and he's like, you know what I'm thinking of you? I mean, you're like a Southern bell. I mean, wow, like, wow, good one. Carl, she's from Atlanta. Yeah. And smooth. She's like, really? He's like, yeah. You have a good, like a nice sweetness about you and like a calm nature. Oh, she's like, thank you.

Yeah. Anyway. It's like, oh, listen, I basically hooked up with everyone in the south and I blew up. It blew up in my face, right? But like, getting into a relationship would not be good for my sobriety, but I'm kind of sober, so maybe kind of getting into a relationship will be okay.

I mean, she's hot, I'm a guy. All right, I like to stare at cute butts. Uh, yeah, what could I say? I don't want to make her bed. I mean, literally, I mean, if you see them, that's your bed. It's like, it's actually terrible. I need to make it, I need to make it right now.

So how are we doing her podcast. Welcome back to Burning and Hell. I'm recording next door to a fuck boy. And then Danielle has, this is a learn about Danielle moment, which is not that different from other seasons. My life is one giant schedule every day I have meeting after meeting after meeting. Oh!

And then she's like talking about how she, I only have one hour and I like to use my lunch break to work out and then I get back to it. I'm like, is this a promotional video for LinkedIn? Like, I'm gonna work at home by LinkedIn, starring Danielle. It's like, I don't even know how I'm gonna have is this a promotional video for LinkedIn? Like, how do I work at home by LinkedIn? Sorry, Danielle. It's like, I don't even know how I'm gonna have a P break. It is exhausting.

Okay. And then they have like a very, they also have a very sloppy moment of editing, where she like goes and stands over her computer, and it's like she's on a Zoom call, and she's like still like, oh, coming out of the shower, and she goes, hi, I'll go on video in a second. But the thing is that like her lips don't, like her face doesn't move. Like they just put audio over her lips being closed and staring.

I'm like, this is the lazyest attempt. I love that Danielle. Danielle, so boring, they have to give her like voice over. Like you're watching a French show on Netflix, you know? Yeah, it's like a new pan, but with Danielle. So Luke is talking to Sierra, and well, I'm not really talking. He just sees her.

He's like, oh, Sierra, and she's like, why do you look like that? And he's like, oh, because I'm working, because he's like shirtless, and he's got these patched things on his back with an electrical wire. Did you notice that? What are those?

I thought it was his microphone. Oh, I'm so dumb. I was trying to figure out what those were. I thought it was like one of those little massage things that massage is you and I was like, that is the life. I have one of those. Maybe it's his jewelry. Maybe that's just the style of his jewelry.

But yeah, it's medical tape on your back. When he has to do his make his jewelry. But yeah, medical, medical tape on your back. When he, when he has to do his make his jewelry, he has to be in jeans and no shirt, you know, that's just, that's how you make jewelry when you're a male model. So, and then Amanda and Kyle are, are folding laundry, which is exciting. And so now this is when Luke gets a call from his parents, Cindy and Lyle says, Oh, hey, you look good. Oh, and the beard is gone, Luke. Oh, that's my son, that's my son. Look at you, kid. I don't even want to throw a dollar in a red metal basket

right now, Luke. But I'll give you some money if you need to. Good for you for shaving. You're a great babe. And he's like, well, let me show you this work bench, Mime and Dad. I took some 4x4s in a in a craft beam and I made a table out of it. Now Luke, did you nail this table together this time? Or are you just balancing a bunch of wood together? Oh, I'm balancing it. The whole point is that supposed to look like I'm doing work, not that I'm actually doing there. Each four by four thinks it's gonna date me,

so it's just holding on real tight. Okay. Yeah. So they don't find out the truth before I get this darn ring nailed down. Well, Luke, whenever you put a table down, you know you wanna get a two by four, to support underneath,

or you could just get one of those girls and just have her hold on down there. Whatever you want. He's like, everyone else in this house can work on a computer. I still model, but that's not my priority, you know? Now I'm more into acting and jewelry, table making, right? It's much better than getting rejected at modeling casting and I have to give way fewer blow jobs for it, right? It's much better than getting rejected at modeling casting and I have to give way fewer blow jobs for it. I love that when we're seeing this entire scene of him showing off his workbench and he says, you know, like I do model that's not a priority. So you think

he's going to pivot to say, you know, what I really want to do is I want to create something. I think he's going to be like Richard Geer and pretty woman be like, I want to actually make something. I want to do something. But he's like, yeah, I just want to act now. It's like of course, of course. And it worked because he was in the the flight attendant as we were messaged many, many times. Yeah, so the mom's like, so terribly where everyone's rooms are. Where's Paige? Where's Sierra's room? Where's Hannah's room? Where's Amanda's room? Like, wow, these parents, like, they've got like notes on all the women in the house for Luke. I like it. I like it. He's like a fuck boy with really supportive fuck boy parents, you know, like a football player or something.

Like tell me where the girls are, Luke, which when you're born in, which one you string in a line, come on, Luke. And then Luke's also telling us how we learned to become a handyman. He's like, oh, well, you know, when I was a little boy, I was five. I was just a little shit. You know, swinging a hammer, working a drill, you know, dealing with a circular saw, just a typical toddler. And you know, when you're from northern Minnesota, you kind of learned these things from your father, your uncle, your grandfather, your mom,

the lady at Target, they all teach you how to build something. I mean, you can't go, you can't go to CVS without coming out with a little wooden box you built. Okay, that's just what happens in Northern Minnesota. You know, you've never felt a happier, happy box. You've never felt a happier, happy mailbox than you do in Minnesota. I mean, they're made out of wood and they're filled with hammers.

Hey, look, there's Paige swimming in the pool. Oh, sorry. It's just a dead frog. So Paige and Hannah are in the refrigerator and Paige is like, I'm hungry. Who's Pfizer these and how it's like ours? Who's Pfizer these somehow is like ours? Of course, they're those girls who steal the shit out of the fridge. That's not there seriously Well, the jokes on them because second day fries were never as good so then Lindsay's in Danielle's room and So Danielle has like just gotten off a Zoom call. She has a blazer on. She's got, like, dressed for work. And Lizzie's just sitting there in a bikini top and Lindsay just walks in.

And Danielle's like, oh, our outfits could not be more different. And Lindsay's like, I had to work today. It just was a light work day. I just, I like that like casual Fridays for Lindsay or that she probably shows up in the office in a bikini. Yeah. Excuse me, I worked today too. like casual fronas for Lindsay R that she probably like shows up in the office in the bikini. Um, excuse me.

I worked today too. That's one of my bikini times. So they're start, they start talking about Steven, right? Is that where we are? Lindsay's like, oh my god, it works all day. And Danielle's like, well, how were you even living with him before? And she goes, um, he was doing Zoom calls all day. That's why I moved home.

Oh, ma. And Danielle's like, well, I think everyone in the house can sense tension because you're yelling. I was like, well, give her a fucking detective badge. Yeah. Yeah, that's usually the way it works. Yeah, so Lindsay, you know, she says, our relationship wasn't always like this.

Before COVID, we were flourishing in this social world of New York City. But then COVID just made it to the two of us and we realized it's just the two of us. And we hate each other and we're not compatible. Yeah, so she thought coming to the house they'd be around other people so their relationship would be tolerable again. Yeah. That's not good. Lensy, that's not good.

Yeah. Really bad, so. So, they just like, yeah, you know what? She's like turning 34, which is terrible. So she wants babies. You know what, I give them two weeks when she'll probably be like 97 by that, you know, she's rapidly, rapidly aging is what I'm saying. And it's like I'll give her three weeks and Amanda, Amanda, who's now like her whole thing is that she's in a

steeple relationship is now like very stable cocky and she's like, um, I'm so grateful that no one placed bets on my relationship. And they're like, uh, we did a lot. It was us on the entire internet. Yes. So Lindsay's like, I need to support him. But he says he needs that, you know, he says he needs things like sandwich is for me. And Daniel Daniel's like, where is it? You're support.

Yeah, where's my sandwich? Like figured out. I it's like, you know what? Like right now these days, I need like a hero. Okay. Like an actual hero sandwich. I really, really want one when team this Turner thing.

We don't need another hero. Obviously she hadn't met Stephen. So, uh, so then they're talking about sex and, uh, Hannah just like talking about how she hadn't had sex from December until the end of quarantine and she's like, don't mess with dudes and don't want to fuck you up my radar. I'm gonna laugh about it because I'm so over the situation. I'm not bitter at all. And, uh, meanwhile Luke's like, I gotta get that hornet's nest. And he's outside trying to get a literal hornet's nest.

It's like Luke, that's the satellite dish. Please stop spraying. And Danielle doesn't even know she's panantiated it today guys. And so it's time for some wine. I'm running for some Sauvignon Blanc. Sauvignon! Danielle and the house. I'll be be Daniel. And then Steven's outside with Luke trying to you know when the guys feel like they're not being But they're feeling like a little emasculated. They go hang out with Luke So Steven's like so you're building stuff, huh? Cool. You have a tarp. You have a tarp

He's just listing things. He's seen at a hardware store once. Yeah, you ever you Yeah, you got a tarp. That would be cool. It's age. He's just listing things he's seen at a hardware store once. Yeah, you've got a, you got a, you got a, you got a tee nut. You got a, you got a flange. Oh, you got a tarp and Luke's like, oh yeah, let's tarp this bitch up. I'm just even like, you know, things aren't really good with Lindsay. It's like, this was your, this was your segue into trying to talk about your problems.

It looks like, oh, you got a turn. So, oh, hey guys, oh, so, Faggot wants to give me their Mexican order. I'm going to order Mexican for everyone. So, that's my whole thing. I'm going to basically make a bed of Mexican food right now. I don't want just, I'm just saying, it's my Mexican food for everyone. So that's my whole thing. I'm gonna basically make a bed of Mexican food right now. I don't want just the understanding. It's my story line for today. I'm ordering Mexican food for everyone, okay?

So they all start texting their orders in and Luke, Luke's like, Oh, Luke just says he wants cheese in avocado. I don't think he looks at menus. Luke just ordered Mushu Pork. Does he know what Mexican food is? And do they have sandwiches here? Carl just says he's an idiot.

I mean, beans? Does he want beans? He goes, no, no one wants to poop in the town. He's like, yeah, you know what? Now I focus on food because like before it was like, eh, clubs, clubs, ball service. Oh, girls, girls, cabanos, girls, guys, like whatever. Now I'm all about food.

Yeah, and then he's like, I'm so proud of you. You're just like crushing this sober lifestyle. It's almost like you just went and fingered sobriety. You're crushing it. I'm so good in my own body. All right, I'm good. So he leaves to go pick up food and the girls are hanging out at the table. And Paige is telling Hannah, could you please paint your nails?

She's like, this is the content we're watching. But like, just people idling about. It really is, and we're like 41 minutes into it. I know. I don't know. So this is my note. These are my three notes in a row. Carl is getting food. Stravy wants a chat. Carl's back with dinner.

This is my note. Girls' tabee. Page. Could you please paint your nails hand, but I like white Should I do clear Steve babe can we chat outside lens sure lens it's constant roller coaster It's a constant roller coaster do I want to case a deal? It's just sort of like a sandwich, but or I could get a taco So like a sandwich, but or I could get a taco. So, so Lindsay and Stravy go to the pool and Lindsay's like, you're so busy during the day and I have to like creep in and creep out

of my room. It's like not all. And, and he's doing this whole thing of like, I came here to support you and I'm not here to attack you, but I'm just really frustrated. Basically saying I agreed to be on this reality show and then you're not like letting me do what I need to do to this reality show and then you're not letting me do what I need to do to actually earn my money. It seems like he's saying, yeah, like she was saying, come on, please come on the show. I was so lame on the show with my boyfriend

and he was like, okay, I'm gonna come on the show but I gotta work and I don't wanna be involved in all this drama and shit. And she's like, okay, of course not. And then he comes on the show and she's like, what? What are you gonna make me sound like? How many soldiers have you made me?

So she's like, what are you frustrated about? And he says, well, last night, like, it didn't have to escalate into you being dramatic. And she goes, yes, and I am sorry. Hey, Ossiara, did you get your dinner? Yeah, we got some Mexican food right here. Wow, that energy, you have this great energy. You have like, I've never seen someone eat a taco

and just have so much positivity around them. You're great, yeah, you're great. You're so Atlanta, I thought so. Yeah, so Steven's like, look, I came here to support you. You know, you haven't asked me how my work day was and she goes, have you asked me anything? Have you asked me what I need? And Daniel meanwhile's telling everybody all the gossip about their relationship as if they can't hear. As if it was not the most obvious thing happening in the house

right now. And Stravys like, of course I ask, of course I ask, you don't ask if I've been fed, you'd ever ask me if I need anything. Do you think of me? Do you think of me? Am I sandwiches? And Sierra goes, they need to stop yelling first of all. And then it goes, that's their love language. And then it cuts back to Lansing.

And she's like, you're a love language. I know you're a love language. What is my love language? And he's like, quality time. And then he's right tried while he done with me Everyone knows my love language is quality time on ride with Dijon like Light on the oil and vinegar without let us in tomato hole in the peppers

And Danielle's like I just don't want her her to hang onto something that's not gonna work. And Amanda's like, I mean, if they can't spend a time together for a few days, how do they, how are they gonna make this work? And Kyle's like, Lindsay has a habit of blowing up relationships. Oh, yeah. And then we see a flashback. It's like four summers ago. I'm gonna go sleep in somewhere and a guy's bed Who with a guy in a bed with a guy on a bed with people ever at and then it's like last summer You need to study all you got me and then it goes last night. How many sandwiches have you made me? And Amanda goes, um, I think he wants a sandwich. And so back to Lindsay.

She's like, I'm not supporting you. Oh, oh, so now I know. I'm not the board of. And he goes, just stop right there. No, do not ever ask me to do anything. I'm not the board of you. Oh, there are foods here we got cold. And I'm putting a lot of work.

Like Carl 5.0 gets Mexican food in a quick way So I'm just gonna tell them that they're foods again cold because sounds like they're they're having a big argument Probably the foods more important so Yeah, what language is physical touch and my love language is quality sandwich, okay? And did you try to give me quality sandwich? No, am I right am I right? So Carl calls him into half food and Steven's like, listen, you know what? Here's what I hear from you.

You want me to carve out time. So like, you know what, I have work, but I'm gonna set a time. Like, how about mornings? Like, you wanna have coffee in the morning? I mean, I don't like coffee, but I can have a conversation with you while you have coffee. He's like, he really wants us to grow.

I was like, wow, generous Steven. He's martering himself. You sit with her for a cup of coffee. They have a coffee date, a standing coffee date, which he doesn't even like to do. I also want to point out that when Carl told them that the food was cold, she, Lindsay looks up and smiles because thanks, Carlito. And then he comes back and goes, oh, she's swatting. So I think everything's okay. It's like, no, no, Carl.

So she's like, fine. And then Lindsay goes, to us, she goes, I am a highly empathetic person. Oh. With the sublime, I think that a curse is like, oh yeah, this is what everybody says he watches this show. That, that Lindsay, I can get a curse. It's like, oh yeah, that's what everybody says he watches this show. That Lindsey, God, what an empath.

She just, all she does is think about other people. Wow. So basically, they agree on having coffee moments and they, and Stravys, like, I just wanna have a great summer, you know? So then, then everyone upstairs is talking about how Steven and Linz are gonna have angry sex and Amanda is like, well, they're talking about like,

having angry sex and how some people can do it, some people can't. And Amanda's like, what if they took sex off the table and cause like, that sounds horrible and Hannah goes, well, I was in a relationship where I didn't have sex for 10 months and it was all emotional, but I guess that didn't count. Oh! It's like, oh. I didn't have sex for 10 months and it was all emotional, but I guess that didn't count.

And looks like, uh, food was great, Carol. I feel like that was directed at me, but I honestly can't be sure, because I am still a model at the end of the day. Mm. And then we see them cleaning up all the dinner and someone's like, can I microwave this? And the guy goes, yeah, but don't put the fork in. But dad taught me that. Military, it's a military thing. So now Paige is face-time-y with Perry, and he's like found some sort of apartment in Miami, and he's like, see the deck space, bro. I feel like it's a weird to call Paige, bro.

And she's like, I'm Perry, who wants to go to Miami for six months, and pros? Well, it's great aesthetic for my grid on Instagram, but the, but my palms are sweating, thinking about being with him alone for six months and probably getting coronavirus because it's Florida. So I'm like a little nervous. I mean, what if I upgraded my life for six months with the wrong person?

I'm like, Paige, you can always leave. After three weeks, you can decide to go back to New York. It's okay. And she goes, are you paying that to gross? So bedtime, Carl is texting and it's clown music. He knows he's probably texting what's your buns. Sierra, right? Well, yeah. Well, actually, is that what it turns out? Well, I don't know if he's, I don't remember if he's texting Sierra or not, but he and Luke start watching. They're watching something on their laptop out back. And you know, it's

funny. I wrote down Luke and Carol are watching a hockey game. I love that I accidentally typed Carol instead of Carl Luke and Carol. Maybe you're sake. You never know. Next summer, the mom could be like, where's Carol's room? Show me that where she stands. So Luke is like I think they're watching Luke's hockey videos Well, I think Luke is showing him hockey videos because he goes that's such a bad angle shot Why would they put up that shot? I first? I thought it was Luke talking about like he just got some stills back from a photographer He's like that's such a bad angle shot like why would would they take that shot? I hate that shot so much. And then it turns out it's actually hockey.

But they're watching some sort of hockey programming. Or maybe they were watching Flight Attendant. Ooh, I hate these daily's from Flight Attendant. So Carl's like, oh, yeah, I was once hooking up with a girl from Calgary. Why not met her? I was like, ah, I'm from Calgary. Oh.

So then Lindsay's drunk and she goes into her room. When I met her I was like, Hi, I'm from Carl Gerr. So then Lindsay's drunk and she goes into her room. I was gonna say Steven's room. Ah, missogene, patriarchy. But she goes in and she jumps on Steven and she's like, I'm white and you tell me you ain't going to bed. If you've been her me in the middle of the night, I won't be mad. Oh, no, you're doing that. You want to linger me now.

That was actually the original lyrics that Brittany's hold it against me, which later became, if I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me originally was if you finger me in the middle of the night I won't be mad at you. Yeah, so So Lindsay she's like oh, oh you want to do it now? Oh? Okay, I'm like, oh do we have to watch Stephen finger Lindsay right now? Yeah, we have to watch Welcome to summer house Yeah, we have to watch Welcome to summer house

Oh cool, it's talking to Luke and he's like, oh, I haven't had sex since April bra He's like, dude, I'm early March bra Next time I have socks Huh, we have a heart attack Thank God my battle will be made I'll just die in a very neat place And then we cut to Stravian Lindsay having sex And then finishing up and she's's and he goes, I love you. I love you too. Have good night.

It's like the end. Yeah, so then the next morning Carl Farts and then Lindsay is like, you are Los Angeles, man, man, man, and kiss this job. And then we're off to the day. And Danielle's like, oh, I'm gonna kick off the restraining of Maltz Stone account today. Well, everyone's working on the Maltz side of this. And Paige is like in an outfit and she's looking at herself and she's like, I crushed 70s outfits.

Let me just point that out. And then she's like outside with like a ring light and taking photos of herself and she goes Instagram, is my job. And I understand how people would look at me and say she doesn't have a brain, but brands pay me to post pictures of myself. So really, I'm ingenious, okay? Cause I went from like living with my parents in college

to moving to New York, and now completely being responsible for myself, except for the part that my boyfriend pays for everything. Honestly, as terrifying as it all is, I love that feeling. Okay, I love wearing this made up brand that you can only find on Amazon right now.

Wow, so she... Sarah is like, I'm a sweaty underwear all day. And she says that being a nurse, she's always in scrubs. So this summer, she's not getting out of her bikini. And she's the only one who doesn't have to work. So come find me, because I don't have a job. And I don't. I'm doing nothing.

She's like, I'm not gonna go through any of this bullshit that everyone else is doing. So, um, if everyone's now people are in the kitchen just milling about and Hannah's like, I can't wait for the work there to be over so I can stop procrastinating. Just kind of funny. And then Luke is like, oh hey, hey, hey, burn dog. Hey, Hannah, hey, Hannah. And she's like, mmm, mmm, mmm, I'm just gonna ignore you. I'm ignoring you, I'm ignoring you. He's like, come on, stop. I'm seeing him, stop. I'm ignoring you. I'm ignoring you. Uh uh uh. He's like, can I answer?

I'm saying, stop. You're supposed to say something. I'm just like, uh uh. And he's like, Hannah's being a big baby. You know, she's real good at putting on a big show. And I'm worried that it's gonna have an impact on Sierra. God, I'm so glad I didn't sleep with Hannah. I'm so glad.

Yeah. So then, um, Stravi hugs Lindsay. Oh, I get a hug. There's not's not got to see on which not a sandwich Even though your arms are around me sort of like two pieces of bread and I'm the middle, but it's not a sandwich He's like look I'm trying harder. I've let my hair down and I'm hugging you. I'm just like oh my god I'm using it your computer talking to you and she's like, oh my God, am I using a computer? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh come out to the Hamptons, the fucking cent it, okay? But I'm working 80 hour week weeks and we are at a make or break point with Leverboy, okay?

Leverboy is the most successful business I've ever done. More successful than the shorts that come with underwear and then also known as bathing suits, okay? This is huge and the merch is like a business in and of itself. And honestly, I'm so proud of Amanda watching her put things in a box and tap it up and put an address on it. Wow, that makes me horny. It's hot. Yeah, he's like totally into like the factory aesthetic, I guess.

So then Paige and Amanda go to lunch together. They like go to lunch and Danielle's just like snoring in the hot tub. Like pickling in the hot tub. I was like, it was like someone gonna wake her up that's kind of dangerous actually and then the song's like give me that british and fab in the snot five I was dreamed of now I'm british and fabulous and then custard car going oh I have sausages now the question is should I put cheese messages. Now the question is, should I put cheese? I was hoping that they would play the way up song, but going up way up. Oh, should I put cheese on the sausage or not?

Sausages. I mean, if I put the cheese on the sausage, it's almost like talking it into bad. So it's like a very neat little bad. Kind of like that. Hmm. So Lindsay's like, Oh my God, I love that Carl is at the helm. And Amanda's like, yeah, we need it. And Sierra's like, I love Carl. I think everybody's loving Carl.

Press the pages like, wait a minute. Who thought Carl was gonna be the backbone? Without him, we wouldn't even need. Like Kyle thinks he's in charge, and he would be devastated to learn the Carlson charge. I cannot wait to tell him. Carl fucking broke that stove because ever since Carl's been going out and getting Mexican food, they're all like, wow Carl, you can do everything. You're so organized. You're so on top of it. Y'all, y'all, you're just

a keep an eye on that stove. Make sure it stays broke. So broke. So now they're making burgers, but they're like pre-made or maybe they're veggie burgers or something and they're like marveling at like, wow, it's so great when they're pre-made. And then Hannah's, Hannah's like doing something with her shirt and she's calling, I guess she's calling her boobs cigars and she's like, I think my the dorms are gonna fall down and see how it just goes. Ugh, it must be so nice to have little boobs. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

So they're having dinner outside and Hannah just brought plates and not utensils, which is mortifying. And so Hannah's like, oh, do you mind if I move seats because I'm disgusted by Luke. I don't even want to sit by Luke. Yeah. I'm gonna like, oh great, it's gonna be another night of this, right? So Sierra's like, we're gonna say Grace and Kyle's, yeah, I believe it's Santa Claus.

And Paige is like, oh my god, I love that. I love Grace. Okay, so thank you for new relationships. The relationships we're working on, or making, make relationship stronger, and everything in between. And Hannah goes, or the ones you lie about. Ooh.

Ooh. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god.

And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god.

And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And it's like, oh my god. And she's like, oh, sure. So they get up and they get some weird oboe music as they're an orchestral. It's like. It's reading a little bit more bassoon to me than oboe. Okay, but soon. But I'm okay with it. I'm not up on my or

cast role maybe it was like clarinet it could have sounded like a witty on movie so no it's definitely it's like the Mario castle you know like Mario goes into Cousers castle So he's like serried, you know serried interrupt but you know what look I need some time I needed some time to process what happened the other night and I felt real bad seeing your cry, you know Coming into summer. I thought you and I hadn't real bad seeing your cry, you know, coming into summer, I thought, you and I hadn't understanding a where we stood, you know. And she's like, well, since quarantine, it's been a blurry line, a blurred line. If you will, please, Luke, I know you want to sing Robin Thick. And now is not the moment. Okay, but it's a good song. That's all I'm saying, you know, it's a really good song.

It's like, well, you know what, I thought we had a conversation. No, you know what? We did have a conversation. In fact, it's just when I was in Minnesota. What did you say? Well, I said that we should just be friends, Hannah. Just well, what I remember is you saying you don't want to put a label on it. And if I want to put a label on it, I can. But you know what? You don't want to label. That's what I remember. That's no. Are we? Excuse me. me I hate interrupt are we talking about labels because I have some great thoughts on some labels that would look great on me anyone no okay I'll go back to the table

he's like this not what I said Hannah and I think we're better off his friends and your remarks were at least we didn't hook up and pages like oh like, oh my god, he let her on like a whole year, and then he would treat her like a girlfriend, and she would ask about labels. And then I would throw like a use Chanel at her head, and then she would get mad at me. And I'm like, you're yelling at the wrong person right now. Yeah.

Luke, I am not your friend, okay? You call me your friend to make yourself look good, and you basically go, oh Hannah, I couldn't be with you last summer Because my hide was fucked up, but now my head is clear and this is the girl who I want and it's not a weird thing because we're just friends We're just friends. We're always were friends. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy Which I think is actually a pretty pretty um, I think that's a pretty fair statement that she made I think that's a good read of the situation Yeah, right like he's saying I can't be with you because I'm not over my girlfriend

But then now he's over his girlfriend. He's like nope. I said we were just friends. Yeah, I said like yeah He's like no, we talked in April and now you're saying we didn't talk and she's like we okay We're bad at communicating. Why do we know what this is done? Okay, I could never look at you the same. Okay. I can't look at you the same The same, okay, I can't look at you the same. And then he's like, well, I can't either, because we'd have a conversation and you'd say we're on the same page and then you'd be cool with it and then you get here with your friends

and now you're acting like, I'm such a jerk, like we just talked about it and she goes, when did we talk? And he's like, we talk all the time, Hannah. You know, and then what I'm saying is you communicate what you want people to think. And she's like, you are such a bad friend You were just missing my feelings. Yeah, he's like you know

It's like you always say we're on the same page and then I go and I change the page and then I'm like I thought we were on the same page. I don't understand him So he's like he's like it's not fair to me as a friend you can't do that to me I wish you're showing this I live before I'm gonna ugly cry now He's like I didn't talk to you for two weeks and guess what you did you cry to me on the phone and said I needed you look I needed you, but I only need you according to you. Okay. I don't know what world you're living in but it's not reality Hannah I'm saying this is making me feel like a terrible person And Lindsay's like um, I I'm saying, oh, he's making me feel like a terrible person.

And Lindsay's like, um, I can't take Luke's name. Of course it is. And Paige is like, look, I can't handle. How dumb can one model be? I'm like, well, aww. Oh, and then the guys are me. Yeah. Carol's like, Luke is probably the hottest guy

how this ever gonna have sex with in her life. Or not have sex with. Oh, she's stupid, stupid girl. She should put us on everything with these hot. And Amanda's like, Hannah wanted more and he knew that. Cause I forgot that Luke and Hannah, I'm Luke and Amanda actually have a really bad, remember last season they actually hated

each other quietly. Yeah, because he was leading Hannah on and she kept saying you're leading, you know, you're leading her on. So Kyle is, Kyle tells us, Hannah, he's just not that into you, all right. It has been never will be. Boom. Yeah. So Luke is now, now they've like separate.

They've like Hannah has cried off and Lucas gone. They've just gotten, they've gotten really mad at each other. Nothing has been, they've made no, no progress. And so now Lucas talking to the guys and Kyle's like, well, she still has feelings for you and that clouds her vision, which is like, yeah. Yeah, exactly. But she had feelings because he was going after her

so hard last summer and then she finally was like, okay, fine, I'll do this. And then he was like, oh, but we're just friends. Like, that's part of it too. So yeah, Carl's like, she else got two knives over you. And how's it like, I mean, it didn't say like you, but if you like something else,

don't run out of my face. And don't touch me, can I? Cause I'm an unleashed and I'm at that guy. And I just want to get the leash. And I'm getting away. And it makes him insane. And that's a hymn problem. Not a me problem.

I don't think the hymn is really getting away on that leash. But you got to say what you got to your things to yourself to make your to get through it. So Danielle's like, do you want to drink about it? We could drink about it. Dan Y'all is like a walking gather sign. So Luke says, I literally had a talk with her and he said, we're just friends and I told her I like Sierra. And she was like, well, yeah, bringing a girl into the house is a pretty clear indication that you're not into where. I was like, didn't you do that when you were dating Amanda?

But anyway, did he or he just went out to other houses? I don't remember. But it's hard to remember. I just was built on such a shaky foundation. So Hannah is, there's so much fuck wittery in this show. It's hard to fuck with it all. Fuck boy, bananas of the show,

which is why we tune in, right? So Hannah is like, oh, it's just this also a grown man, yelling at me. And then Sierra is now getting annoyed. She's like, he has like a different person. I mean, I was hoping to rekindle our relationship, but now I wonder if I even really know him. I wonder, he's red flags.

Maybe he's just a fuck boy. Yeah, I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. Yep, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. He's a model maybe he's just a fuck boy. Yeah, I'm I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it Yep, I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah, he's a model on the model. We'll do it Yeah ugly guys do not get away with this shit though. They don't so keep on working out buddy You're gonna need that so everybody. Thank you so much for being with us today We sure love you appreciate you. Thank you to everybody who's with us on crap Insolent demand. Thank you for the support. We are gonna do our bonus episode a little bit later today's that'll be up later So if you guys want bonus episodes or if you want crap insolent demand episodes, guess what?

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