Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Should I Stye or Should I Go?

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I am Ben Mandelker and join me today on this breezy summery summer house recap. Mr. Ronnie Caram, how are you Ronnie? Well, I've been an unil.

Did you get into a nice leather holster thing for this SNM episode? Oh my gand. No, I sure did not. I barely get into a belt. Did you send off any invitations by any chance instead if you're not going to get into costume? No, but I did. I have had the spirit of the show in me all day. I've just been walking around going Kyle. Kyle.

Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Yeah. Amanda really was so Amanda this episode. I feel like a few weeks ago It's like you know what you know what Kyle is being such a bad like a bad partner getting drunk and stay on late and making his fiance worried And now it's like now the pendulum is swung. It's like oh my god Amanda

Yeah, Amanda stop it. Yeah, it doesn't make it Kyle being a bad partner, but god shut up. Yeah shut up a big shut up doesn't make it Kyle being a bad partner, but God shut up. Yeah, shut up, big shut up. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Thanks. So we're talking Summer House today. Before we get into it, it's just our usual reminder to go to watercrapins.com to get tickets to our live shows. The next one we're going to is going to be in St. Paul, Minnesota.

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Oh, thanks by the way. Y'all thanks by the way. You're a russ, you're a nonsense on great by the way, y'all thanks by the way you're you're your your your A nonsense all great by the way So our opening song is a coming time and a pack the baggy I'm ready to find the Aggie You come in time and you pack the baggy. That's actually the most perfect song that's ever been on this show Is that what she said? Come on time and pack the baggy. I'm so extra.

I'm so elaborate. I'm so extra. I'm so elaborate. It's really a song about Mr. Bates on down that he comes on time back for bag. So extra. But I liked that they had that because it starts with Lindsay bringing half a sandwich to Carl she's like I'm not even salmon I'm the other half and he goes oh wow how many half sandwiches have you made for me? Oh I got it oh that was funny we do that was funny we do she's really pushing we do hard the season yeah so they in, they're in New York right now. By the way, we don't start at the Hamptons house. This is like their, then their work time in New York.

So then we go to Alex. Wait, before we go to Alex, I want to say, first of all, they're apparently Lindsey and Carl are neighbors, but then they sit down and Lindsey goes, so how was it, and he goes, yeah, it was good. And then it he goes, yeah, it was good. And then it just goes Wednesday. It just moves right out.

It's like, okay, I guess that's it about Carl's West Coast adventure. Yeah, it used to be like, look, everyone's working. And now it's like, wow, look, someone brought somebody a half a sandwich on the couch. Yeah. So yeah, so now it's Wednesday and Alex is working out at the gym. Yeah, and Andrew, so now it's Wednesday and Alex is working out at the gym

Yeah, and Andrew works out too and their big scene is Andrea goes what's up? And Alex says did you just call me a biatch? It's like wow these two casting really did something great Off the charts something great. Yeah, I mean, he kind of shows off the charts. I mean, he is. Summer house casting, killing it over there, guys. Yeah, I'm still not entirely sure why Alex is with us, but sure.

So then Danielle and Robert are hanging out also and they're making small talk about a necklace and Robert is like, so I'm going to cut my hair. Thursday, now we're on Thursday. Yeah, because she got a necklace that says R and he goes, but should I be getting you a necklace that says R? No, that wouldn't make sense either, actually, because her name is Danielle, okay. And she's like, no, but I wanted to get it.

So you know how much I think of the first letter in your name, like robots, Rubik's cubes, random. I'm cutting my hair. Well, again, just like, scintillating chemistry. Did you catch the end of this? Is this what you just said and I didn't understand? He goes, I'm cutting my hair by the way and she goes, Bobbo! And then I go, just go, and then just go this off to the next day. No, that's what I was saying. It's just like, it's just funny that they like are making. It's like, it's like these, they're not, I just like that you can see exactly where the producers lose interest in their own stars. Like, by the way, I'm kind of my hair. And it's a new day, a new day on the

show. And Danielle trying to have like a nickname for her honey, like everyone else on the show, like pulling a Lindsay. Babo. Daniel's really gonna make Babo happen. Yeah, Rob will never be truly part of the group because until Lindsay can sort of like cut his name in half and take the second half, then he really can't be accepted. Like I can't do them wrong.

I know, er, hey, er, er, er, er, is that the same? So then we go to Kyle and Amanda going for coffee and the waiter is just so a TV like, yes, hey, anything I can get, I'm going to make my lines as long as possible for more air time. Pretty much. And Kyle's style is actually getting worse because it's, is this like now the third week in a row with this style? It feels like it's the third week for this. We've had a lot of this style.

It's been a big style arc for him. And so now, but now it's like really bad. And you know, he's like mortified because he's on TV. And he's like, it's caused by stress and sleep deprivation. And like part of what causes the stress is, you know, running lover boy and not planning your birthday. And it's already an enormous responsibility, but we have a wedding to plan.

And you know, the clock is ticking. Oh my god, shut up. It's like the same thing I wrote. I hope we get to hear Kyle talk about how he has to run Love a Boy and Plan a Wedding. And then it's a monologue. And he's like, come on, Amanda. I mean, there's a side of me that needs more help.

It's hard for me when I see you on the phone watching Netflix when there's this pile of work to do. And so she gets on her phone and starts flicking through. She's like, is this really what you want in do before we're supposed to have this fun time? Come. But that being said, it does make sense. Why Amanda is nagging so much? Because it's kind of like that thing where it's like, oh, you've just been clocked because

you're not doing enough work. So your response is, if you're the nagger, it shows that you're also a responsible party who also has, is beleaguered by something, you know? Yeah, I think. Maybe. So I was trying to follow it, but then I got tired. It's a lot.

It's a colon of fantasy. It's a, I'm trying to read through an colon of fantasy and I'm dying, okay, basically. He's like, I'm having so much stress, my body is shutting down. Do you know how hard it is? Not shopping for things for people? Do you know how hard it is? Not shopping for things for people. Do you know how hard it is to plan a vacation

with you for your birthday when you don't have a passport and didn't plan a vacation with you and have no intention on doing that? It's hard. I'm saying, but that's not just me. I mean, that stuff going on at work, Kyle. Which is what you're not helping him with. What are you not understanding?

Don't make me on Kyle's side, come on. So then the wedding planner, Julia Rides, and the waiter is like, oh my God, another chance. So he comes out and he's like, can I get you a bathe? It was like the equivalent of like a waiter call back on Bravo. Like, guess what? We're having you back on the scene.

And the wedding planner, Julie, is like, um, it's just because it's just silence. And she's like, so I can sense the stress. Are you guys excited at all? You're gonna have a wedding. Woo-hoo. You're gonna get married. Yeah. This relationship is called sunk cost fallacy as in they've already invested so much in this wedding and that they now are not there's like too afraid to back out because they've already spent so much money, right? So and I think the wedding planner knows this and so she's just going to make them spend more money. So there's less of a chance that this all goes down in flames and she doesn't get her money. So she's telling them that invitations must go out tomorrow. Okay, assemble, stamp, stuff, and seal.

Yeah, and then we see their list of to-do stuff. Place cards, escort cards, table runners, design, floor, bridesmaid stresses, and who's in charge of your website? Because I really would love to get that website updated Also, don't forget another thing you have to do is not get Amanda a birthday Yes, guys, let's take care of that to get that Car was like yeah, it's basically a perfect storm listen George Clooney was not choked to death by an envelope Okay, get the fucking invitations in the mail with your perfect storm. By the way, it might be time to hire an assistant. Maybe he has one, we haven't seen, but uh, sounds like this is, get an intern.

Get an intern. He has one, he's over at his apartment eating half of a sandwich that Lindsay brought him. That's true. Yeah, I had a great time, and Malsangelo's not doing things for a lover boy. So Amanda's like, I'm so frustrated with Kyle right now. There's zero part of me that wants to get these invitations out and he did nothing for my birthday and then piling on all the shit that I already know I'm not doing. Like am I feeling motivated?

No. Oh God, you losers. Break off already. Fuck. So Friday, July July 30th Carl picks up Maya and she's like oh my god Carl I missed you and she starts taking off her top shirt and he's like whoa whoa whoa interesting move I can turn the temperature down if you nail. Oh wait what's your name again? And then Maya's like I was definitely nervous going into last weekend because like,

I have like, I don't have Carl and Carlis who I talked to when I feel a little overwhelmed. Well, I am. I'm back. Look great, Paula. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, it's just stressful being in a new house with new friends, being called the wrong name. He goes, oh, really?

Oh. She's like, I just wonder if I'm ever being seen, you know? And so she talks about how she spoke to the house on Sunday. And he goes, well, I want you to feel comfortable to like maybe those things. And if that involves both of us having to get naked, so bear. So then I'm on the road in between. I'm on the road. I'm on the road in between. I'm on the road in between I'm on the road I'm on the road in between I'm on the road

That's called the crash zone, okay? You don't drive between lanes. Yeah, yeah, song. This is a dangerous song. This is a reckless drive. This is a song from California because you can like ride in between cars on your best spot. Okay, do not try that in Texas song. You will die. Yeah, our poor Uber driver. We had to actually people don't, I don't think anyone really noticed it.

Maybe we told people, but we had to take an Uber from San Diego to Los Angeles and our poor Uber driver got startled every time a motorcycle or really any vehicle appeared. I have no eyes. It's like, ah! The song is perfect for him. So it's Sierra Mage and we're on Sierra cam.

And she's like, here I am. It's me, Sierra, I'm the chronic passenger with Paige, the chronic driver. And I wouldn't have it any other way. I would have another way for 50% off, like and subscribe. So then we go back to my own carl and I was like, hey, so how was your weekend away? It was good. I went to California, and it was a good little trip. I definitely needed it. I saw someone I'm talking to you by the way.

It's still new. It's still new. And then Carl tells us, I met McKenzie two oh two years ago, it's called Sarah Lair, and she was a New Yorker, she's a lawyer, I was a rekindled, and she's smart, and she's attractive, and I can call her a midnight, and I know that she's not drunk, because actually, I was like two hours behind,

so it like works out really well. Now, Ronnie. This is something, there's gonna be a, when Mackenzie came up on screen, I'm sure there was a good chunk, not a good chunk, but there was a chunk of the audience that was like, fucking Mackenzie. Because Mackenzie was on season two of Love Island, US, and she is a nightmare. She is awful.

And oh my God, I wanted to be on some House because she will just be like, she is like, I was always so sad that we never got a chance to make fun of McKenzie on the violin to U.S. And if she comes onto Summer House and we can just have at it, it will just be such a great gift to America. Well, it's funny that you say that because I was like McKenzie from Arizona.

Why have I heard that before? And I googled Mackenzie Southern Charm. No, I googled Mackenzie Arizona Southern Charm because I was like, this girl's been on Southern Charm, but it wasn't. She wasn't. There was no Mackenzie. Now, did she look like every other girl who's like dated somebody or dated one of the guys on Southern Charm from Arizona?

She did. Yeah. Okay, but it wasn't her. And I just thought, my God, you've got so many of your guys on Southern Charm from Arizona. She did. Yeah, okay, but it wasn't her. And I just thought, my God, you've got so many of your children on stoves across America. I don't know if I approve of this relationship. Well, the funny thing is that the guy that she wound up with on Love Island,

oh God, he was like the worst. He was actually very cute, but he was like, I just wanna be sure that like, you know, I'm hearing you and your feelings, but you also are hearing my feelings because like it's important that we don't break each other's boundaries. It's just like, I just feel like you just like said hi to everyone, but not to me. Like that's what her type was. And the funny thing is that Carl kind of looks like that guy.

So she definitely has a type. So type, shame, do you Mackenzie? There we go. Get used to it. So Carl ha, type, shame, do you, Mackenzie? There we go, get used to it. So, Carl and Amanda arrive at the house first. I'm sorry, Ronnie. I also wanna point out, in the middle of my little Mackenzie rant, that Carl said, so y'all,

Mackenzie and I haven't hooked up, but like, I'm still taking things first, slowly, I've never dated fully sober, and I'm scared a little bit. I'm taking it slow, I'm scared. Carl, you're always taking it slowly and you're always scared. This is like, like, when has Carl ever taken things at a normal or accelerated pace? Literally never. Yeah, he's always like, oh, you got to take a slow. So Carl, Carl and Amanda arrived at the house first and he's like, oh, honey,

you love, they took away the Amanda's 30 balloons. You know, the balloons that you bought to remind me that you were turning 30 and I still forgot. Oh, habit, birthday ordered you a cleanup service, get rid of all the things that reminded everyone that you had a celebration last week. That was my gift to you. My gift for you. Oh my god. Sure. Of your birthday. Oh my god, it's not all about me anymore. I'm so upset, Kyle. I guess in my world, it's always about you.

I wish, Kyle. Not by choice. So yeah. It's just going to be one of those weekends for them. And so they start working on their invitations. They put their invitations out on the main table because they're going to work on them because they have to must their invitations. They put their invitations out on the main table because they're gonna work on them because they must go out tomorrow. Otherwise, they'll have to go out on Monday,

which means that people will get their invitations a few days later. So then Luke and Andrea and Alex arrive and Andrea walks in and calls like, oh my god, you're a button popped open. And he goes, oh yes, every week. I can take it off a little bit more if you want. Ah.

So then let's see here. Oh, so they start setting up their wedding invitation thing on the table in the middle of the room. So everybody has to feel pressured to help them while they're there at a party the whole week. These two are the worst. And so Kyle is like, you know, he's like, obviously already drinking, he's probably on his sixth drink by now.

And he's, and a man is like, Kyle, I need you to be multitasking, you can talk, instead of drinking and talking, I need you to stuff and talk. It's like, man, like you're, stuffing invitations in your summer place, like at least like, allows someone to enjoy themselves while they do it.

So someone arrives and Andrew sees her from... Thank you. Oh, Danielle. And Andrew sees her from the, and Dre sees her from the window and runs. He's like, let me get to your bag. And she's like, oh my gosh, you guys doing invitations?

Nobody's gonna ask me why I have a r around my neck. Nobody. You think it's for robots. Coseroom excuse. It's like Legos for couples. Kyle, you know, you never took me to the Lego movie. I literally can't say anything. So Daniel's like, oh my gosh, are we gonna help?

And she says, well, if anyone wants to like tank the ones in our ready, and put them in the envelopes you can. So then, Patience here arrive and Andrea, of course, is flirting with, with Paige. She's like, oh, you smell a grita. And she's like, wow, you're putting not so much more than usual. It's crazy. Where's Lindsay? And we find out that Lindsay's going to a wedding. And so we get a clip of Lindsay Camp.

She's like, hey, then what I'm wearing? And I can't wait to come see Donna. Ah! Yeah, I love it. I feel like every season, Lindsay goes away to a wedding for a weekend And there's always some Instagram thing like I'm in the Rockies right now and I can't wait for Maria and Joseph to Go married It's like Lindsay is that girl that goes to every wedding and at every wedding someone comes up for touring us Lindsay

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So Amanda's like, I need a drink. Can Kyle's like babe, everything about you today is annoying, okay? We're trying to do this fun. Like let's do wedding invitations, you know? And then you're making it like, oh, come on! And Paige sees this and it's like, he is so full price right now.

So full price. And so Luke is like, hey, you know what? Like let's help you guys get to these invitations so you can enjoy yourselves and by enjoy yourselves. I mean, help me build an igloo in the backyard. It's like Luke at summertime. Oh, damn it. Well, there goes the weekends.

And Amanda's like, guys, please just be mindful of open bottles and drinks around my wedding invitations, which are right on the central dining table of the house. I know, put this on your bed, do it on your bed for crying out loud. Oh, God. So Maya has set up dinner for everyone, and everyone has to be ready at 7.30,

which has no significance on anything, because there's not a moment in this episode where it's like, oh my God, we're late for the restaurant thing that Maya set up. I know, I was waiting for that too. I was like, wow, they were sure to get the time that they needed to be ready in. I know. So Kyle, that's how they have our expectations this year.

That's how low they are. They're like, wow, will they fight over what time it is? Oh, I'm here for it. And Amanda, meanwhile, she just wants to lean into the stress because now they have done all the invitations and she's like, we still have to mail them out. I'm like, no, you're finished, you're done, you did it. You did the invitations, like stopping stress

about having, you're gonna go to the post office and drop them off. Now you just want to be stressed. So Luke's like, oh, so you know all the way and you know we're gonna have a sheet cake and a backyard somewhere. I mean, what the heck out of the costume? A few bucks, right?

And Kyle's like, $200,000, bro. And Luke's like, are you fucking kidding? Holy shit, what I could do with that. I could get a four car garage. It could have living quarters in it. I love that Luke's dream is to have a garage that he can live in. He's like, when I make it, when I make it, I'm gonna have a huge four car garage that I live in the top of. Look, oh, there could be a patio with a hot tub, with rock slabs stairs and like under lighting. And then like you put a hot tub in the ground with waterfalls. So you can go from one hot tub patio with a hot tub, with rock slabs, stairs, and like under lighting. And then like you put a hot tub in the ground with waterfalls.

So you can go from one hot tub to the other hot tub. And then the entire walkway could actually be a walkway of hot tubs. You're like walking in a hot tub. Take a walkway. And hot tub, hot tub, walkways and garage houses. I mean, those last a long time. This is just for one freaking night. I mean, you could actually put a little oven in the hot tub. So where you

can make a hot dish in the hot tub. I mean, there's like so much you can do. So then page in my air talking and pages like, you want another cutest thing crack and I were texting at the same time we were DMing. And then he was like, how's Maya on DM or text? I mean, like was he asking on the DM or the text? I mean, I don't know. He said it somewhere. I mean, I don't know if he was seeing a text. It was to say, oh my god, he just what's that mean.

I am gonna die. I'm gonna follow every dad right now of Q this. Isn't that the Q this thing? He uses multiple platforms to communicate with me. Like aren't we just like kind of the Q this thing that this is anyone has ever seen at any point in their life? Like it's crazy.

And Maya was like, oh, well, send him a video of me. And she was like, oh, no, I can't text him first. I haven't text him today. And that's against my loss. By the way, meanwhile in the kitchen, Alex is talk. He, Alex is letting us into his fascinating personalities. Like, I went to my mom's house and like, she still has my high school uniform. And I can't fit into it.

I mean, my waist is perfect. Of course, ground turkey, but my butt just explodes right out of the pants and then she starts talking about how we went to Catholic school. But I'm agnostic now. So of course they're like, huh? What?

What's agnostic? And Kyle's like trying to chime in and Amanda gets mad at him for participating in like Alex's story and she's like, like, let me dramatically pull this box of invitations away to show that like I'm doing all the work while you talk to people that happen to be around you. Yeah, I'm doing everything while you're talking about non-religions. It's just like a very performative like I have the box like gosh you already did the hard part the hard part is over So then Andrea comes into the room and this new like international mail shirt What I wrote international men top yeah, I'm just like now I don't like that my goes oh my god

You look like Jesus okay? Just because you're like a Jesus genie, I guess, because I'm going from Jesus to three wishes. If you could make three wishes, what would you wish for? He's like, oh, peace in the world. Happiness for my family and pages my wife. So she's included in that and I forget the rest. I'm already gorgeous. So I basically walk around and get my three wishes every day. Blowjob. The end. I think that three wishes came because Maya said that he looked like Aladdin. So they

went from Jesus to Aladdin and then like a three wish round table. So now that's agnostic right there. That's agnostic. And so then Andreia is telling us about how he just was so happy that Maya was so honest with them last week and that she's like, he cares for his friend and he wants to learn from his mistakes. So that way he gets the potential to maybe, you know, sleep with her if he needs to. So then. And then we go to Luke and he's he's setting out his clothes on his bed to go out and he goes, Oh, are you fucking kidding me? A spot? Forget about wearing that. Oh, man, if only I had $200,000, I'd put a washing machine in my hat tub back in Minnesota. I was like, I take care of this. Can't wait to wash this and my garage went. The living clothes.

Cool. Yeah. So then, then we get a new trick, see Monica Lisson. It's so good for the getting ready part while everybody's getting ready to go out. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. I'm like, wow, she's rapping. You go, Drex. I was trying to harmonize with you with another Kyle note.

Kyle. So yeah, Amanda just keeps saying, we often on this show for many years of joke that's always like Kyle, but this, I mean, she was literally saying, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, it was like an alarm clock. So let's see here. So they go, the guy's doing one car and the girls are in another car. And Sierra goes, wait, this is a great question. If you can make out with any girl, who would

you make out with girls? Hey, we're girls talking about making out with other girls. That's crazy. Yeah. My, my, my I choose is Rihanna and Sierra chooses Ruby Rose and Danielle's like caradelope. I'm like caradelope. I feel like caradelope is the person who is like perpetually, her face always has to look like someone who's waited way too long for the valley to get her car. Like I just don't find that romantic.

Well, I don't even know if that is caradelope. Exactly. So then, not that that know if that is caradelavian. Exactly. So then, um, not that that's a problem with caradelavian. I mean, that's my own ignorance. I just didn't even write down that Danielle said anything. So I guess that was, that was me practicing a ratio over here. Agnostic Eurasia. I was just so happy to finally voice my feelings on caradelavian after 10 years of watch or

crap ends. Mm. Okay, so, wow, they could be lesbian sometimes guys. Whoa. So then, Seeris, I mean, what's up with Alex? Like, gross. He doesn't even talk to me. Like, what on God's green earth is he even doing?

Be assertive, man. I mean, if you want me, show me. Good luck with Alex. So then, if you want me, show me. Good luck with Alex. So then Carl, now they go to the restaurant and Carl orders apps for everyone. Oh, you all will do two orders of pork dumplings, one order of chicken lemongrass and some lettuce wraps.

I would order more, but I want to take a flow. I'm a little scared. We'll just go to get to many apps. Do you have any kind of soup? Because you have to take that flow? You know what I mean? Like no one chugs too. Do you have any health sandwich? I'm a little hungry. My friend only got me one half of sandwich. I'm ready for the other half. Sort of that's all I think about dating. I'm like half of so much trying to meet up with another half of

sandwich. But slowly, slow pull pork. When they're sitting down Carl tells Amanda, hey man, I'm going to sit across from you because I'll still be by you, but like I can also talk. That's fine, Kyle. I just, I mean, every little thing they do is killing me right now. It's just killing me. So then Carl's talking to Maya and he's like, oh, just spit something on you. Sorry about the mouth.

This is my love language. It's my love language. I got kimchi, I know. You know what I like about kimchi? It takes like months to make. I just like food that takes it so slowly. So then, yeah, into the whole pickling process. I love fermentation.

Yeah. So Alex is now, I don't know what he's, Alex is just making some douchey ass comment to somebody thinking that he's like trying to make conversation, you know? You know how guys deal. He's like, hey Amanda, so like, is wearing a blazer over like a shirt?

Like, is that a new thing? Oh, I mean, guys, guys. Like why don't you put someone's armpit in your face? By the way, like last week's, like very important conversation where he's like, I feelings to you guys and then he's got his armpits in your face. By the way, like last week's, like very important conversation where he's like, I feelings two guys and then he's got his armpits and everyone's face with his hands on his head. I have a question.

Sorry, that was residual anger. That was residual anger. I'll be glonging like I never got to properly shame him face armpit usage. Hey, I've got a question, is ground turkey for breakfast, like the new thing you do for breakfast? So Amanda has to explain this.

Well, it allows you to not wear a top while still wearing a top while you're waiting for your invitations to be mailed, but I looks if it's gated and not slutty, even though I don't have a shirt on. Here's what I wrote. Amanda explains it. Oh God. So now Paige is asking Alex about Sierra. She's like, so, hey, aren't you interested in Sierra? Cause like, if you want to make a move, you should be more assertive and more aggressive and like try working on having a personality. He's like, not really no.

I mean, I don't know. It's just so preliminary, you know, and Paige is like, what do you think about Sierra though? Yeah, make a move, make a move. Be aggressive, be aggressive. He's like, I need more booze and protein. I need booze and protein. Broccoli, broccoli, it's possible.

You know, like how Papa I need spinach, I just need lots of ground turkey. Lots of ground turkey to get myself amped. So then Andreas is flirting with Paige and he's like, are you tired? Are you drunk? Are you tipsy? Are loved yes always people love you page Oh, yes, Alex loves you Seattle loves you. I love you. She's like what was that second one?

Let's have a really cute moment. I love you page. Oh my god. You left me welcome to customer service ring me Oh Do you love me as much as I love getting 25% off of a really cute ensemble? So it's like oh look, you know, I said everyone loves you my future wife is next to me right now Hey tomorrow let's do a bomb dashboard Banda because he goes let's do a bondage party, okay? Bum dash party. Bum dash? Because he goes, let's do a bondage party, okay?

He can shave that son. Oh, God. Okay, I want everyone to get more in the mood. What is the, we're on this sex experience you ever had, okay? And so Kyle's like, I'll start off because I'm a traditional guy. And then Amanda goes, well, it doesn't have to be about me because that's definitely not with you.

Okay, first time I'm talking about the chick. She takes a thumb up my ass. Uh, I'm sorry. Did you get that from Jordan? I know from some of our house because that is Jordan's sex story. Um, actually, that was my story. The first time I was on the bunk bed and I got a thumb stuck up my ass. And then I said, whoa, I got up hit my head on the bunk bed. There was a dick in my mouth for some, I don't even know how that got there. Fell off the bed into a pile of money. And then Mark Wahlberg was there and said, did you just get a thumb up your ass?

That's crazy. Then he ate me out. Thanks, guys. Thanks. It's a craziest thing. The craziest sexual experience I ever had. I was riding my pedal taught. And next thing I know I look down, I'm not riding a peloton, I'm actually riding a woman and moving her arms like they're the top part of the peloton. So she's mortified, I'm

mortified. So I run away. Lock out the door, turns out this house is person on top of the very tall repertoire tree. I fall right down and my fall is broken only by three possums at the bottom and I'm so hurt they take me to the hospital and when I get there the doctor said that you just have sex with possums. I said no doctor. I fell from a tree and the doctor said you deserve a blowjob and the nurse came in and blew me true story. Well Kyle I just wanted to make sure if you tell another story you know it doesn't have to be about me. It's like it doesn't have to be about me.

It's like, it's not gonna be about you, alright? Although it was weird the first time I hooked up with Amanda, I woke up with a posted number on my forehead with her phone number, and then your dad was standing at the window going, don't hurt her. Don't hurt her. And then Maya says that the weirdest place was on a plane, but not in the bathroom.

And everyone's like, whoa. And she's like, yeah, I'm not gonna kiss until just use your imagination. So then I use my imagination and I imagined like, like a private plane with Kwame and like Padma and Tom going off to a location. And then like Maya having sex behind Padma Did you mean to make so much noise behind me? I know what you're doing. Look at Gail. She's not having sex with anything except for Chris on Well, this girl one time she blindfolded me and she used ice cubes on me and then she gave me an amazing blowjob

Like oh my god you guys are as vanilla as you seem. One of you had to thumb up your butt and the other one had ice put on them. Wow. We know what about Alex? I lost my virginity at prom night and like this girl, she was like into true blood and vampires and all that. And then Kyle is like heckling, he's like,

stand up, be louder. Which means that Mandy has to be like, quite if you quiet down, we can hear him, Kyle. And Alex is like, yeah, so when I, you know, like she got too into it, like she cut me on my neck and that was like really bad. And then she starts looking at it and I was like into it too in the moment,

but then I looked over her and her muscles had started to grow and grow and I realized like, I'll be protein. I literally bleed protein. Yeah, just ground turkey, ran my neck. And then he tells a story about how he was skinny and then shy as a result. So now he likes bubbly people, which naturally he's going after Sierra.

So then Andre has like, oh, well, I have so many stories to tell. You guys want to hear a little disgusting one? And they're like, yeah, sure, like how disgusting can it be? Okay, so I treat girls with charm, always, as a gentleman. And so one time after Inel, literally got diarrhea all over my man. Dyer, pure diarrhea.

Like, when you think of diarrhea, that's just think about, okay, everyone, why don't you eat your food? Just think about diarrhea pouring out of girl on my bed, okay? Everyone's like, I wanna die literally. I just texted DM'd WhatsApp

and even put on telegram. How badly I wanna die right now. This is really not as cute as a story as learning that I was texting and DMing with Craig. Oh wait, hold on. Same time, discuss it. I just put it on discuss. Want to die. So then they go do Saki bombs and everything and everyone in the audience. I mean, everyone in the... What is that? A soccer bomb? Was that a blank? Oh, that would just be the massive construction happening outside my window. Don't mind that.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. I was hoping that you wouldn't be able to, but I thought you were playing with like a little stress-releaser thing. You know, it's like, going, going, going. I had to ask. No, I'm not, bro. Take it slowly with my trust.

So then they go to a club and Carl is like, hey, it's a day of bed, bro. And then they come back. And Carl, of course, enters the house, the most Carl way ever, goes, hello. But there's like no one there, so I don't know why he's doing that. Kyle lies down on a bench outside. Oh, and Amanda has to come looking for Kyle this time

when they're all going out. She's like, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Now we get the Kyle song in a club. Yeah. It's like this. Wow, this song's just going to keep going through the entire episode. Kyle, Kyle. So they get home and she goes into the bathroom and she goes, Kyle, and he goes, what? She goes, Kyle. What? What? Because she wants him to come into the bathroom

as if they don't have mics on them. And this is not all going to be on the show anyway. And she's like, you just really kept running away. Like, you know what the secret is to a good night? Hang out with the person you're going to marry. It's like, you're on my case about everything. So then P.H. P.H. P.H.

P.H. P.H. P.H. P.H. P.H. P.H. P.H. P.H. P.H. P.H. P.H. P.H. here in the bedroom and she's like, oh my god, I have something to talk about you. I think Craig has a fucking radar on me because every time I think of doing something with

Andrea, he texts me and he's like, hey babe, I got this gift for you. It's like amazing. Aren't we the cutest? I'm so glad that none of you guys are tired of me talking about how two guys are so in love with me. You guys aren't tired of that, right? Anyway, I'm not going gonna listen to your answer. So then, somebody in the kitchen finds our favorite.

Bingo, my, pizza. Pizza, bingo. Pizza, bingo, spurber. Yeah, because now they're sort of like hanging out and everything and Lucas outside going, like, I can make a fire. Like, yeah, it's okay. Wendy, I'm gonna do this in a four-cat garage.

So he's making a fire and Lindsey facetimes and she's like, mm, mm, mm, mm. I don't need a fork. Oh, hey everybody, it's Lindsey. Yeah. And meanwhile, Kyle, like, there are face-down with Lindsey and Kyle and his inside and he starts walking

over to the snacks and Amanda's like, Kyle, you're gonna get fat again. Did you lose connection with me? Hello. You lost connection with me. Hey, have a, I'm like on. Oh, this car is just taking it too slowly. Sorry there. I'm here.

Y'all. I did my Lindsay head so hard that it unplugged my headphones and I couldn't figure out what was wrong Kyle Kyle why don't you plug in your headphones Kyle? I just literally just doing Lindsay's head I like banged the ground and brought it all the way back up to the sky You're gonna go slow on one more. It's okay. It's okay. It's while you're working a few I'm also like I just realized I still have images up of car DeLovina on my computer. I need to close this right away. Yep, didn't even Google her.

So let's see kitchen Kyle is getting food and like it's Cheetos all over the counter and Amanda's like Kyle clean up the counter and looks like I'll help him bro No, no, can you still run how to do it himself? Kyle, you have to go to bed grab your drink. That's a good boy good boy Oh God So she's like we never should have had a drink with without finishing the invites Kyle No, Kyle, where are you going? He's like, we never should have had a drink without finishing the invites. Kyle.

Kyle, where are you going? He's like, I'm paying for questions. She's not saying without before finishing. She says, just don't have drinks by the invites, which as far as I thought the invitations were moved into the bedroom. I don't know what's going on here. Oh my god, these two were testing me. So the girl, Paige is in bed talking to the girls and she's like, well, I told Alex that

like if you're like Maya, you should be more aggressive with her, you know, which I just feel like is terrible advice in 2022 telling a guy, you know what a girl means? She just need you to be more aggressive. That's what we've been working towards. No means yes. So, page, yeah. So, page is like, you know what? Do you want to hear this conversation I had with Alex? I said, aren't text and DMs together the cutest things ever? Oh my god. So then Amanda, then Amanda, complaining against the Kyle.

What are you doing? Hello, Kyle? Because now he's walked out of the room and now he's just like diving into the Chief's Puffs in the kitchen and he's just like throwing them into his mouth. Oh my God, they're making so much noise outside, Ronnie. Can you hear all that hammering now? They just decided...

Yeah, but I'm sorry I pointed it out. I shouldn't have done that. We should ignore it. Like what can we do? Well, no, it's as important to point it out because I feel like it's the elephant. It's the loud elephant in the room, you know? It's like this one's literally an elephant.

It's like, It's like, Oh! It's really like we Jumanji Luke's dream. He's like, oh, I could build a $200,000 garage outside. Now there's like a garage appearing next to my house. And so yeah, Kyle is doing the thing that Kyle does where he's just wasted in his underwear,

popping cheese puffs and talking to himself. And he's like, oh yeah, I'm fat, numble now. I want love and blow jobs. And then you just hear, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, everyone's making their bed, it's like not just Carl, making their bed is for everyone. No, except for Patience, we're under a pillow mountain. And Kyle is going to the post office with the invitations. And he tells Amanda, were you just dreaming about how I'm the best thing

to ever happen to you? Which goes, no, I'm with dreaming about how at tonight's party you'll actually hang out with me. And he just stands there and pouts for a minute and then he's like, I had a dream that maybe you'll be nice to me. Dream the dream that I wasn't getting married. No, don't lay me that my cats. Don't put them into that, Muth, they don't deserve it. Yeah, literally, lay me that I can't. Don't put them into that mute. They don't deserve it.

They literally lay me as a roblo. They're like the most robloes of all time. They are the drop of rain. You know what I mean? The main character like has to die in Jesus. Shut up. So Carl comes home and he goes into the kitchen. And guys, this is going to be big because someone's calling

their mom. Okay. And it's Andrea. Andrea's calling his mom and he tells us how she was always covering him and getting him toys, but whenever he leaves, she gets heartbroken and sob. So she's helping him with the green card. And then we hear, I've always, I've always dreamed of being a citizen. I grew up with American movies and some big, big American sports fan and on my eighth birthday, a classmate gave me Denver Nuggets hat and I'm a huge fan and I even showed Denver as my last name, which is funny because I was like I was like, yeah, it is sort of weird that your last name is Denver, it doesn't sound like a very Italian last name

and so here that he named, he gave himself the last name of Denver based on a hat he got in when he was a little kid for Denver nuggets. I was like, oh, that's not what I was expecting. So let's see, Paige and Andrea are doing racing in the pool. They're like, let us see who can win. And Alex is just watching lonely and sad. I know he's just having fantasies of racing through a pool of ground turkey. He's like, yeah, that would be the best. So then Kyle, Kyle goes to the post office and he mails invitations. The National Nightmare of these invitations is over.

They are mailed out, they are done, and Amanda is no longer allowed to whine about them. They are out of the house. And now it's time to get dressed in SNM costumes, whatever was available on Amazon. Is that type of summer house? Is that time of summer house party, you know? Okay, it's time. Let's open this week's Amazon boxes. Yeah, and I guess Luke's room is going to be used for some sort of like experience, because Maya becomes very concerned about his comforter and if it's gonna get ruined

and he's like, oh no, my bed gets no actions. So you don't have to worry about it. My bed is like my fantasy of a $200,000 garage, really not happening anytime soon. So Carl is telling Danielle, what do you do with a styrofoam head? Because he pulls out a wig head from the box and he's wasted of course already. He's like, what do you do with a styrofoam head? Because he pulls out a wig head from the box. And he's wasted, of course, already. He's like, what do you do with a styrofoam head?

What do they do in Italy, bro? Danielle, you wear a mullet every other week on this show. You've never seen a wig head. I know, Danielle's like, well, I don't know. But off the top of my head, maybe we put it on the L.I. Double R. God, I love that train. You know, it's crazy. This week had just asked me why I'm wearing an R around my neck.

Oh my God, that's so sensitive. And then, at one point in the middle of all this, you hear CRSA, I think it's so funny that everyone makes their bed but us. I love that there's just like stridently not willing to make her bed. So Carl's wasted spread eagle on the bed and they're like testing whips out. I'm out on him and he's just like having the time of his life while at the same time Amanda is just walking past every camera in the house going Kyle Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, oh my god. And then I also want to point out so that this is a 50 shades of gray themed party. And so like 80% of

the house are dressed in leather, S&M kind of things like the harness, not the harnesses, but like the, I've heard what they're called, but like the things that you put on, leather strap, e-things, people have whips and stuff. And then you got Carl, who's wearing a football jersey? I'm like, you know. But it's a crop top, it's a crop top,

it's a crop top, it's a crop top, yeah. And in the back it says tight end. I'm like, you're just dressed like a bartender at a crop top. It's a crop top. The crop top. Yeah. Jersey and the back it says tight end. I'm like, uh, you're just dressed like a bartender at a gay bar. That's not, that's not SNM. Yeah. So I was like, I've got a news, oh, Amanda goes, Kyle. He's like, what? I just kept calling your name. You should come with me when I call your name. I'm glad she got a dog.

Because that's really all she needs at this point. Yeah. And he goes, I've got a new flash. You've been annoying since we got here yesterday. So now she walks away. Because now she's, now she's offended. And he's like, you just been nagging me. And she goes, and so she walks away. So he follows her.

And she goes, well, you're following me right now. You're being annoying, Amanda, you literally just told him to follow you at the sound of your voice and he's literally doing that. Well, he was rude first. They're both nags and they're both annoying. He takes you out to dinner to say she's not doing enough and then she just spends the rest of the weekend going, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, it's like they're making an effort at this point for me to break my teeth. I know, and it's like now I understand why he doesn't answer her phone, her call because she's just calling to say,

Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Kyle. So Kyle's like, God, come on now, you just nag me. She goes, well, you're being annoying because you're following me. He's like, I'm just trying to say, just say just oh yeah keep saying how annoying I'm being Kyle that's gonna work out great for you He's like God you don't have to give me a hard time about every little thing

So think go poopoo outside That's what you have to do So then he does go outside. He's like I'm so sick of being treated like a little kid Matt So then he does go outside. He's like, I'm so sick of being treated like a little kid. Man. It's like stomping his foot. Like everything's your own. It's like, hey, let's have a good weekend. Like, okay, like don't be annoying in a nag. I'm not trying to date my mom.

Although that would be pretty cool because she knows how to ski. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, I mean, she's such a fucking bitch sometimes. And Daniel's like, I'm one of your best friends. I mean, even I'm making Jack's face at you to stop right now. Okay. Stop. Can I show you this? Our necklace. Maybe that'll distract you. And she was like, you know, it's not normal for a bride to not be happy about getting married. I was like, I thought that was part of the process. I don't know. Maybe I'm mistaken. Well, like the, you know, like the stress

of the wedding or whatever. But she's like, I mean, look, do you if I'm wanna still get married, like the both of you, do you both want to? And he's like, dude, I don't even know. Like the business is practically the only thing we haven't gone in right now. She's like, actually, I really need to start getting ready because he's spinning out into that.

Like, uh-oh, now he's talking about work. And now he's gonna start talking about the wedding, and he's already wasted. It's like pointless, you know. Daniel's like, yeah, this is, normally I'm not the one that likes to end my scenes prematurely, because I'm just so happy to have them, but I'm gonna go change right now, bye.

So then Robert comes over with new hair, and I'm like, what is Robert doing? I thought he could never come to these things and then we find out Robert is at a little taste of the summer house TV life and his quit his job. Yeah, he's quit and now he doesn't have a job and Danielle only has her fashion app and so yeah, got to show up on to get that, get those, uh, that like appearance fee. Yeah. And she's like, but I mean, he's never been happier. And that's what's important, right? No, your boyfriend needs a goddamn job. And that's it. If your

boyfriend shows up on TV and then quits his job, that's not a good sign. Yeah. So now Kyle comes dressed, uh, comes out. He's, Kyle is dressed like, um, he's on Reno 9-1-1. That's not a good sign. Yeah. So now Kyle comes dressed, he's, Kyle is dressed like, he's on Reno 9-1-1, that's his version of Kink. And then Luke's version of 50 Shades of Grey is that he's just walking around in shorts, shorts in like a straw hat. He's like, oh yeah, 50 Shades of Grey, you know, in Minnesota the way we do 50 Shades of Grey is we actually wear cutoffs. That's pretty crazy up here.

Literally everything in Minnesota is 50 shades of gray. So you know, it has a different meaning up there. So then, so now the guests are to arrive and call it like, welcome. And I love after we see everyone getting dressed in like this SNM kind of look whatever the guest walk in and they're all just wearing J crew And Andrea pretends to DJ at the pool. He's like, yeah, I'm really into this Don't beat dude more beat and Luke is like going around offering people watermelon like a class like 50 shades of gray party Anyone wants some watermelon. We also get some sprite you know like anyone wants some sodas. I love a naughty party. And Carl's walking around going hi I'm Carl by the way. Whoa whoa let's take a slow okay. So then um uh pages pages like I'm

sort of into Andre as luck actually I'm not gonna lie I sort of sort of into it but I think I'd be even more into it if I take some more shots and then maybe I could like text with him and DM at the same time and they could just be like SM but also cute you know I'm saying. So she tells my let's go get some more shots and my I was like I'm just so in my head about this whole thing like why you're really hot you're in your prime, you're in your prime, you have an amazing job, you're a badass bitch, and Craig even asked how you were doing on DM or text account, remember which don't question me. But you can read all the updates on cute.com. So then, Maya's like, you know, I'm just like, like I'm just really guarded, like in high school, my nickname was The Vault. I'm like, oh, nice friends.

Oh my God, who nicknames their friends based on their like psychological insecurities? Like, oh, that's our friend, The Vault. She's the one that you tell all the secrets to, right? At least that's what it means on Beverly Hills, Yolanda, I am The vault. She's the one that you tell all the secrets to, right? At least that's what it means on Beverly Hills, Yolanda. I am devolved. Listen, girls, I am devolved. You better watch out. So maybe it's possible they named Maya the vault because she holds secrets very well, but she interpreted it as they named me the vault because I'm a very guarded person. Because that's not the same thing.

Yeah, but that's that's pretty advanced for high school. That's to be like, wow, vault is a form of something being guarded. She seems to have some emotional barriers up. Should we call her the barrier? No, the vaults. She's guarded. And she's like, my axe was the star of the show, so I really don't like to be in front. You've mentioned your axe now every episode.

You need to fucking let it go, because now every time you do that, someone's gonna say, but who's your axe, which makes you purposely bringing up Kwame in every episode. You're now at this point, I feel like you're using the depression of your axe to bring up the fact that you dated Kwame.

Yeah, seriously. So, Andreas like, Cheer Du Bandaja and Carl goes, Oh, get naughty. So Alex is talking to Amanda and he's like, I mean, everyone keeps saying that Seer is in me, but like, I'm not getting that from her at all like when we came home She took off her jacket and she she's through it on my head

Remember like um yeah, but okay, here's what I know. I know that she's not not in Huge endorsement and by the way right before this we saw like Alex's quote-unquote game with Sierra Which is that she was dancing like on a I'm like a table around something at something she was dancing up on something and Alex goes up to her and goes, Hey, Sierra, you got anything left in there because she has like a white claw can and she's like, Oh, I don't even know who this is. And she just gives it to him and goes, Oh, Oh, wait a minute. That was some good flirtation right there. Yeah, bring somebody a drink. You don't go up and take a girl's drink anyway. Yeah, also.

Kind of flirting is that. Like, hey, hey, can I have your drink? Yeah, that was in serious Alex Moose right there. And it's kind of funny Amanda saying, like, well, she's not interested in you. I'm like, she literally gave Alex her empties. Like, you can do it. Alex her empties. You can't read this can. But like, she likes him assertive

guy. So I'm like, if you grabbed her face and kissed her, she'd probably like that. No, do not take on the body. Alex up Amanda. I said Alex up for sure. Who tells the guy to do that in 2022? Just walk up to somebody you like grab them by their face and force a kiss on them. That's gonna go great for you, buddy. Right. You know, and then Amanda also says, stay relevant. Don't give up. Like is she just trying to give them tips on how to stay on the show at this point? I'm not sure. I don't even know. So, um, some lady with with of course, it's always a slated department who's like, hey There's a stripper pool. When are we gonna get one of these boys? Hey, Kyle get over here. Get on the stripper's pool

You could do it, Kyle. You could do it. So it's like watching a giraffe trying to you know Pull dance and you just it's just not gonna work out well, right? So Carl's like on it's like whoa pull dance and you just it's just not gonna work out well right so Carl's like on it's like whoa You know if this was the first week on theme I would have said I'm doing something else to my but I'm realizing as people got drunk Or I can act weird and no one's gonna give a shit. You look weird by the way So they keep telling him to it to a car so he does it and of course the pull comes slamming down into a girl's face And they don't even show it like on the preview They showed kind of like the I've remember the girl getting hurt worse on the preview We were like power plans of it because that poll we saw because we did the trailer breakdown

And we went frame by frame and that poll falls out and flax a woman like right on the head like and it looked like it hurt And they definitely edited that out and it Makes me wonder if there was like something that had to be settled Or maybe they just had to be sure to get the part of the older lady going It's like wow that lady she can out laugh me So now it's like party time party party time, party time, and pages because sing Andrea and then because they blindfold Andrea and they're like, you're gonna kiss somebody, you don't know who it's gonna be, so he kisses Andrea.

And he kisses Paige I should say and then they like set Andrea up to kiss Kyle and it's like, oh my god, I believe I just am I not. La la la pepe pepe pepe pepe. This is... So let's see here, ball gag thing. Sierra spends Carl around the mix out with him more. Alex is all upset because Sierra is making that with Carl. Obviously not into him,

even though he made that romantic gesture of trying to drink her drink. And then Sierra and Paige are talking and Sierra's like, um, I made out with Carl, like, I loved it. He was blindfolded. And Paige goes, where, when were their texts involved or DMs, possibly at the same time, because that would have been so cute. Oh my God. So Sierra comes over and is like, Oh my God, I haven't seen you guys. What's going on? Okay. Guys, Lindsay's not here to start shit. So, Sierra comes over and is like, oh my God, I haven't seen you guys. What's going on? Okay, guys, Lindsay's not here to start shit.

So I'm going to come to you hoping that you'll start the shit that Lindsay would normally start by me saying this. Okay, everybody ready? Like, okay, just quick download. So last night, we're trying to decorate and cause like, oh my God, I love the R around your neck. And I was like, thank you, stands for Robert. I'm going to marry him.

So then he starts going off on Amanda and says she's like such wait for it a bitch And Sierra goes if my fiance ever called me a bitch, I'd be like I'm gonna gather and collect your whole entire life and pages like Oh my god like if me if my fiance ever called me a bitch, I'd be like Please do that over text and do that over DMs that way. At least it's a little cute. Okay. And she says, I don't know a lot of things, but I know this a month before my wedding. I don't want to be like this. Like even right now, like I wouldn't want this at all. Yeah, like even now, Kyle's over there talking to some brandos and Amanda is pretending

to have fun dancing by herself. Like, he's custom-and, and she's like, Lou, whoo, whoo, it's like twerking by herself into like a picnic chair, or whatever, and Danielle's like, and then I asked him, are you happy? And he cut, not answered the question.

And he said the only thing that they haven't common, whiteness? No, the only thing we haven't common, whining, being boring, uh, general lane-ness. It's our business. Don, don't, don't. Page guys, what the fuck? I just got like another text from Craig.

I'm sorry, are we not talking about me right now? I'm not bringing us to the end of summer house. And what will happen? Well, I mean, we know they get married. So, you know, but there'll be more drama with Page and Craig next week. And actually, I'm very happy because Madison will be appearing next week.

So I'm hoping that we really get to see Madison in all her awfulness. I hope that the show does not give her like a nice edit because Carl's getting a hero edit these days. So I really want to make sure that like the show treats Madison the way she needs to be treated, which is like with lots of like scrutiny and um why is Madison coming? I'm sorry not Madison McKenzie. It's very hard to oh sorry it's I'm so shut your muck it now. Sometimes It's very hard to... Oh, sorry. I'm so... Shut your muppet mouth. Sometimes it could be hard to remember.

Madison, McKenzie, Scott Stale, Charleston. Which white blonde girl are we talking about? No, I'm so sorry, everyone. I met McKenzie. McKenzie. I'm excited for it. I hope that we... They don't give her like this sweet savior edit because she's saving Carl.

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