Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Taco Tearsday

Episode Date: April 2, 2021

Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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shows, Summer House. Yes, it's Summer House time and I just didn't know how this was going to all work out after last week, everybody's yelling and then Luke lost his temper and you know, I've never seen somebody break down like that. I mean, he actually said, I don't like you. I mean, his hand out of control. It is, it's out of control. Luke, I mean, I'm not sure. I'm comfortable being friends with somebody who can get is out of control. It is out of control. Luke, I mean, I'm not sure. I'm comfortable being friends with somebody

who can get that out of control. You know, I actually heard that what was left out of the show was a seeking more key actually yelled, you're not nice most of the time. Sometimes you're very lovely, but you're not nice tonight. I was like, damn, he is like out of control They really are protecting him by not keeping that in Yeah, I love that they're acting like Luke is they have never been around anybody as bad as Luke

Meanwhile cow was the one screaming at the top of his lungs running Case yeah, this episode actually really annoyed me. You know, last episode, I feel like we really stated a case for, you know, we, we, we were pretty critical of Luke and we said, like, you know, if he's making Sierra feel uncomfortable, if he's like, you know, like he's not respecting boundaries, then he's got to do, at the end of the day, he's got to do it, regardless of what you think about it. You know, like, he's got to do that. But now, but this episode, this is not a, but like, I'm not changing my mind, but I'm saying like, just as we were critical of him last week, I'm actually now pretty much on his side for this week

about everything that was going on because I these guys were like, I feel like we're fully gaslighting Luke, unless there was footage that we really did not see But like it was Kyle and it was Carl who charged at Luke They were the ones who yelled at him and yelled at him in a household where they were there were these rumors being spread from Out from an Instagram psychic on top of everything else the yell and yell at him He comes back in and says I don't like you And then those are the guys that charge at him. And they're like, wow, what he almost did to Kyle was unthinkable.

I'm like, you guys were the ones who attacked. And I was going nuts the entire episode. Well, I was wondering, you know, this show more than any other. I wonder what you're thinking while I'm watching it. Because you're just like my innocent friend. Also, you're really obsessed with this show to a degree that like I really like the show, but I'm like, who cares?

Like you'll talk about them doing laundry, like who's turned it is to do laundry. Like you'll get so upset and work that. And I love it. Like I think it's cute. But I watch it and I think, I don't wonder what Ben's thinking because you're so innocent.

You know, I feel like you're my little brother in a way. Like you're very innocent and you watch this show and you don't watch it through the lens of, oh, this is Coke rage, right? Because I've lived a crazier life, I guess, in that regard. I just watch this and I'm like, oh, they're just all on Coke.

Because the next day they have the Coke regrets where suddenly you're like, oh, wait, what did I do? Oh, well, that wasn't very nice. You know, we should have a talk about that. Because co-crades just take you to fuck you, you bastard! I mean, I wake up and you're like, what did I say? I never have that issue when I have Coca-Cola. Yeah, you see, you're just more innocent person than me.

I mean. Just a little baby. But yeah, I was like really frustrated by this because I felt like I did feel like there was some some serious gaslighting going on here about Luke's rage. I mean, and admittedly, maybe he made me there was stuff that we really didn't see, but we have to go off of what we are presented because at the end of the day, it is storytelling and we're just reacting to the story. So previously on Summer House,

a close-up of a ceramic octopus. I just wanted to mention that. I just loved that. They were like, previously, someone put a ceramic octopus on a shelf and we're gonna do a close-up of that and remind you that it happened last week. I love you, but I do not love your quest for power over females.

It made it, bro. I mean, that rant that Kyle made, you know, it sounded like he was on a mountain top and there was like a swirling storm and like it was like the battle royale at the climax of some movie. And you know, like one of them's gonna get knocked off a cliff.

I'm like, what? This is a wait. This is overly dramatic right now. Yeah, he's basically standing on a cliff in the middle of the ocean, you only get Ursula the sea witch. And Ursula the sea witch says, I don't like you. Oh, wow. Ursula is really out of control.

Those poor unfortunate souls in pain. You need God. You know, I should really help Those poor unfortunate souls in pain. God, I should really help those poor unfortunate souls. OK. It is a very empathetic song. If you think about it, those are some poor unfortunate souls. I'm going to make them a bench. So the fight. I don't like it.

I'm going to say I don't like you so many times, just because it's just so fun to say. And we see the fight and we see Kyle, we see Carl charge at Luke first and then Kyle goes and Kyle is like, F***, that's my the fuck up piece of shit. I got a job to fucking wood dude. Yeah, I got a job to fucking wood dude. And Carl's like, oh, even to my fucked up, Nidness, I'm like, whatever dude.

And someone said, oh, Luke is like, well, yeah, Carl's been good, but now he's not good dude. Okay, he was good, now he's not good dude. And Danielle goes in the Carl's room and she's like, is everything okay? Do you need a hand job? I can give you a hand job, you know? You look really good in briefs.

Danielle, you thirst. good in briefs. Danielle you thirst I call it like oh, I got no problems like I got no problems and man is like kai-o go talk to Carl No, I keep my friends close and my lumberjacks And Amanda goes did he touch you did he touch you they're trying to make it sound like Luke started all of this and Now Luke is like getting physical with them when they're running down there trying to beat the fuck out of Luke right so I was like that guys are pussy Of course like I mean I back out better watch out because I will make a fucking necklace out of his fucking hair Sell it to his ass put it on on him, and then go, you look

great by the way. You look like you're doing great by the way. I love Eccluss. I love the Eccluss. Where'd you go to the Eccluss black bro? I love it. Look at your hair, sort of. I love the ongoing, the ongoing idea that either of these guys could take down Luke, a

former hockey player. Like good luck. He swings an axe for fun, and like you have meetings about a hard spritzer. You know, like every time every time they talk about fighting each other, I just have a flash in my mind of string beans being tossed in a pan. Like, okay, we're all terrified, you guys. I mean, even last week, we didn't really talk about it. Like every time Carl gets into a fight on the show, which is like once every other season, the way he fights is so odd because he's always like smiling. And I know it like I always feel like he's always surprised that he's doing it. Cause last week, he's like, stop it. You jack

else. He's like smiling and like, whoa, I just said jackass. That's pretty cool. Oh, I guess I'm the fight now. Well, He also does this thing where he gets behind other people to fight. Like he's never just thrown. Have you noticed that? He's never just thrown a punch. He's always, he makes sure to start fighting with somebody when he's behind other people that can hold him back. Well, whatever you got, okay, you call, can you stand right in front of me for a second?

Oh, you're a jackass. Hold me back. Hold me back. hold me back. Hold me back. Hold me back. Hold me back. And Kyle's like, he's a fucking vagina breath. Kyle, you're dripping. And because, oh, Carl, you're dripping because Carl takes like a lover boy and he checks it really fast.

And that's how you sugar beer you fucking pussy. And then he throws the can across his own room, which, you know, nothing says, I'm a bigger man than you throwing an empty can of a pink lover boy across your own room. And then page on the staircase is like, I don't even give a fuck. I just don't want him back in this house, a page.

I mean, like Luke of like, the real victim in all of this page. I mean, like Luke of like, yeah, the real victim in all of this page. I know. No, she's just mad because Luke did not, you know, uh, men point out that page was wearing a set that she chose herself. So, um, you know, I don't care. I don't want any man in his house who's not going to

point out how I created this look for less. So, um, so Luke is like, you know what, I'm leaving. I don't like him. I'm leaving. And then there's like this British producer who sort of looks like Randy Newman, who's like, no, no, no, no, no, stay Luke. Stay, you gotta stay.

It's okay, it's Luke. Luke, come on, he's like, no, no, I'm gonna leave right now. I am so mad. Are you okay? Was my anger frightening you with your little bit? I am so mad. And kind of like Luke's, Luke's looks like hey, man. I'm cool. Wait, wait, actually. I'm actually a fucking psycho killer

And I finally said the truth about how he treats females and serious like I'm a wee all-damn Okay, we all dad and cuz like and he lost his mind I'm like actually what happened was he walked away and Kyle's like, and he lost his mind. I'm like, actually what happened was he walked away calmly and he walked outside. And then when he was outside, the producers like, riled him up. I'm like, you gotta go back in, you gotta go back in.

And he was like, fine, you wanna go back in there? I'm gonna go back in there and say, I don't like you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do. And Luke tells us, oh, Kyle Singh, I need power over women. He is the biggest prick to women I've ever seen, which is not a terrible point. So then Lindsay goes up to Kyle, it's like, oh my, it's time to find the,

you need to remember what you're grateful for. What are you grateful for? Mastervation. That works. That works. Okay, my turn. Pizza Beach on June. Taco contract

Every I think I'm grateful for ever great. No, it's my turn. Okay. I'm grateful for Ditches in the dirt where I can hide what people call me the tacos I'm grateful for I'm grateful for Sandy deserts and 120 degree temperatures where I search for my love and find sand snakes instead And then helicopter comes and vacuates me out of the hamptons and I go back to New York I love pollution color Find the love of my life, but then eyes I've had a baby left behind. Spoil of war, the cold we door, the gift of life, conceived in hell, born in strife.

The heat is on, and the sagan. It's her mean, and that's a woman's song, but I'm still grateful for it. On my own, switching musicals by the same composer, on my own, switching musicals by the same composer on my own. I'm grateful for the music of the night only because now we're just in general musical territory. Can't leave out the phantom. Into the woods we go, we go. Into the woods we go. Oh, wow. Finally, sidewalks. That was great. I really thought I understood after it. Finally sidewalks

That was great. I really click I understood effort for that. I got an insight into it like So Hannah then how Hannah is like you know Luke I always knew he was off But that is not okay and Sierra is like yeah, I mean when someone shows you their true colors the first time You have to believe them. Okay. If someone says they're going to stand at a respectful distance and yell, I don't like you, you have to know that they are psychotic and must be locked up in some sort of padded cell, right? Right. I'm sure Maya Angelou is really proud up in heaven that she made it onto summer house.

Sierra. She probably is because she has good taste, okay? Yeah, my angelism haven't going still got it. Just eating popcorn, just being like I was waiting for the moment. So she's like high fives, Jesus. So now Lucas with his producer and he's like, I don't respect Kyle after that. I don't respect him. I'm like, wow, he is out of control, Ronny. He is so violent. He just, yeah, that mouth that he has on him. He really is. So Danielle gets on the phone.

Uh, after just telling Carl she wanted to give him a hand job, she gets on the phone and gets Robert's email. So she's like, um, hi, I'm Danielle, the girl you've been dating. And I haven't heard from you in a long time. So if you'd like to speak, that would be great. Please call me. Thanks. The number you have called has been disconnected. Let me try again.

Okay, try another Robert. Do do do. Every person named Robert has just connected their phones. Please stop trying to call them. So, also Luke tells us that he's like, no, Kyle and Carl are telling me how to treat women. Have you realized the lives of you guys have lived the past few years? I mean, fuck you, I bury you, dude. Which is also kind of true

too. I actually think a lot of Kyle and Carl what they're saying is then projecting their own flaws onto Luke because I think it makes them feel like they've grown past it. And I'm sure, I mean, I'm not going to discount the fact that there has been personal growth. But I think a lot of what this boils down to is that it is actually in some way making them feel better about their past sins. Well, I think that they've pretty clearly said why they're mad. They're mad that they had to get shit for all of their stuff on camera, like everybody confronted them the past

five seasons. And now it's like Luke doesn't have to confront his and everyone's not yelling at Luke on camera about his behavior. And so that's unfair. So now Luke has to deal with it too, because he's on the same show. But I relate everything to how they've been treated on the show. Yes. Right. But I will say this. I mean, I do think that Luke was being a fucker with CR and Hannah.

I actually really do believe that. But I actually don't think it compares to how Carl, you know, treated Lauren Merkis. I don't think he compares to Carl with Lindsay last season and other things. Kyle, I mean, Kyle did cheat on a man. I just think those are actually worse offenses and it's not to say that therefore Luke doesn't deserve

to get shit, but I think maybe the reason why he's not getting as much shit is that maybe his infractions have not been at that same level as those guys what they've done. Well, Lindsay's like, boy, he's on crazy. And my ROTC training, a train mever mask. That's the most horrifying shit I've ever heard. Did we know this was this something that we had learned in like season one, we've forgotten about that Lindsey was in ROTC because then we see like photos of young Lindsey like like in her private Benjamin days.

I'm like, wait, what? So then page is calling Perry and she's like, oh my god, Perry so much happened tonight. It's nuts and Perry's like so did Carl beat up Luke and she's like, no, not really. Money was so really fun. And you know, so Carl still sober right? She goes, well, he was drinking tonight. Wow. Well, he didn't actually beat up Luke, but he did squeeze a can of lover boy

and throw it across the room, which was pretty manly. So Carl is now upset and he's telling Lindsay, look, I just lost my brother and I just want to go home to my family. This is all bullshit and then it cuts the Carl and the kitchen drunk eating, which is what Carl does. And he's just like, I forgot what Carl's tasted like. Yeah, that's it.

Which explains why he went to the screen that Luke, he hadn't had carbs in a very long time. This is what happens. Now it all makes sense. If you someone just said, oh, Kyle just screamed at Luke that he'd love to have power over women, but he hasn't had carbs in three weeks. I'm like, oh, okay, well, he hasn't had carbs.

So that's what he'll. Yeah, that's all anyone had to say. Kyle has not had carbs. I'm like, oh, well, then yeah, that makes sense. So Hannah and Paige are talking about how Perry's really nice and everything, but it's like they've been married for 20 years and she's super bored with him already.

And then Kyle and Amanda are cuddling in their room to the blue light to still in their, you know, California bar. Upcrow. They, yeah. And then Carl calls his dad, which is, it's actually pretty sad because he is still, obviously, mourning his brother

and he's talking about how he's in the anger stage and he just wants his brother back and very sad phone call. So now it's the next morning and the house is all messy and everything. And Lindsay is with Danielle and she's like, Danielle, I'm late. I didn't get my period.

And Danielle is like, oh, is it because you went through a menopause? Because you're so old. No, Danielle. This was kind of like Ramona Singer trying to pretend she had a pregnancy storyline. That's where my mind immediately went to. It's like, you're not pregnant, Lindsay, you're

97, okay? So she did have sex with Stravy right before they broke up, but they did the pull and pray method, not the pray and spray method, which was a topic of discussion a few weeks ago. I hope that baby is ready to make a pie chart on why it's he's worthy of coming out into this world because Lindsay will put your ass up for adoption if you don't prove yourself. Well, I'm gonna say baby done for me. Doctor, can you tell me about the baby?

Is it a boy or a girl? Well, Lindsay, I've got big news. It's actually just a bouquet of flowers. Oh my God. The baby's at least trying. Well, the baby invited me onto a hot air balloon ride and hasn't done anything ever since. Okay, so now we get to the co-crograt the next morning. So crowds like wow, you know, I don't really know it set Luke off and You were screaming Kyle. That's what set him off. I mean if he wants to come back You just need to keep your cool too not just him because oh, yeah

I guess I should apologize because I'm so proud of you And Hannah's like I have to pull in does so Hannah like I'm calls up of you, Kyle. And Hannah's like, I have to build a desk. So Hannah calls up des and she's like, so apparently Luke has severe anger problems. Yeah, he said, I don't like you. I mean, it's crazy, you know? And then Kyle, you know, I mean, I know Kyle is like really good at provoking people,

but I mean, let me repeat. He said, I don't like you. Is this crazy deser what? And deser's like, all right, you know what? I've heard his, I've heard his fucking name 500,000 times now more than I ever wanted here as fucking name. Okay, can we stop talking about it? And so she's basically is like, well, now that I have this guy, I

really, really like, I have to like remember my priorities and like stop talking about Luke and just focus on dads from now on. So Sierra's on the phone with our favorite Jackie. She's like, um, Jackie, Luke didn't even spend the night at the house. I come. Oh my God. Is he a drama queen or what? Tell me everything.

I have been waiting by the phone for 14 hours. I haven't slept in three days. I have been waiting for this phone call. Sierra, give me the down low. I don't even want to hear his voice. Oh my god. Tell me about his voice Is that well, there's like more important shit to worry about name one thing seriously one I can't even think about tell me everything Corona virus. I hate Corona virus. It is the worst. We're so right Sierra. Thank God you're my friend so

Helen, Paige are in bed and Paige is like this house has become a full-on mental ward Carl must be protected at all costs and then we see Carl shaving Because I kill yeah, I'm gonna protect my face by shaving it. Oh, yeah Hey, no, I mean I've got hey in my room protect my face by shaving it. Oh. Yeah. Hey, no, I mean, I've got, hey in my room. So I'm gonna clean it up. Paul.

So he's like cleaning up pay bales and vacuuming and then Danielle walks in. And she Danielle walks in with the most like TGIF, ABC, Friday night, a 30 sitcom comment. She goes, of course, you'd clean up your entire room. It's like I was like waiting for the lap track, like the gentle lap track, because no one was laughing at the, you know.

So Carl was like, yeah, well, how do you cleanse laws from all this? So now the girls are talking about Carl and his drinking and how it's escalating. And Hannah, of course, turns it into something to blame Kyle for. So she's like, yeah, Kyle was like too drunk for up a page. Like if you had an issue with drinking, I would be monitoring you. I'm like, I, I agree. But also like all of you guys could have monitored, Carl, you guys all live with him. Yeah, but that's such a rough thing, you know,

like you can't be in charge of somebody else and you can't really tell somebody who's already drinking like, whoa, you really need to calm down when you're drinking. And thus you really want to get your ass kicked. I don't know, it's really, it's a, that's a rough territory to be in when you've got a friend who's like, do I have a problem with alcohol? I probably do, but how I'm going to solve it is just by drinking water in between drinks. I'm like, oh, yeah. You know, like I see where this journey is leading and you're just going to meet your own time. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to support you over here. Well, and he also did say, I'm not saying this makes any better, but he did kind of like sort of announce the house,

like tonight, I'm going to drink harder, right? And which almost made it sound like this is going to be a one-off, which, you know, probably if you're dealing with a drinking problem, it's not probably a good thing, but it's almost like, in a way I can actually understand being, like, not totally monitoring because you've sort of been mentally given that idea that like, oh, like this is a one-off, so it's nothing to be worried about.

Whether or not you should be worried is a different thing. But I can understand why they were kind of like not paying attention. Yeah. Um, so Carl knows, right? So he's talking to Danielle and Kyle and he's like, I mean, the intensity, like, I just like, I don't need that. And I question, should I still be here? Not even kidding guys, not even kidding. Cause like, I drink more than I should have.

And Kyle tells us that he has a lot of regret because he knows that Carl's fragile, but he got wasted anyway, basically. Yeah. And Carl's like, you know, it's just like too much stress to be worried about some guy who's going to go flying off the handle when he gets called out. I'm like, you were the one who went charging after him. And you were the one who's going off the handle. Luke was just like walking around like, hey, anyone up for a hot dish tonight? I was thinking about throwing one together. Mom's doing a casserole. Anyone? Anyone? And Carol's like, yeah, well, we're just guys. So like we've all been through it. And Carl goes, yeah, I mean, like, when he snaps, like, there's a scary,

there's a really scary side to him guys. And like, I have a really scary side to guys. I was like, okay, you are people on summer house. You are men on summer house You're not really that scary, but I really love the trauma. I love them walking through there like Hamptons guy trauma of like cuz I can be really scary right Carlos like the least scary person He's like I have a I have a scurroside, but his scarry side is more scary than my scarry side. And we all have to admit, my scarry side pretty scary, right? So scary.

I'm so scary. It's like, remember that time I wore socks? Remember the time I wore socks to dinner? Oh, scary. That's so scary. Yeah, that was scary. I remember when I like hit on the girl who teaches a virus bootcamp, and then she was like, I'll call you and then she didn't call me. God, I've got so scary in my life. Oh, scary. It's time for commercial.

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So now the girls all go out to the pool and they're just like talking about Luke. And Amanda's basically, you know, her mindset is that she's going to forgive Luke because she goes, it's like last summer, I got so mad I was throwing everything around the kitchen and then we see a flashback of when she had, there was like that string of solo cups that was all taped together and she took it and was like lightly bashed in the counter with it. Like, I'm mad, I'm mad.

I'm scary too, guys. Remember what I did with the party favor snake? That was crazy. So then Lindsay's like, I have no dog in this fight, but I just want everyone to feel comfortable. Okay. Just this is your polite grandma talking to you guys, okay?

And she tells us, yeah, because like June 19th and all, the girl said, I have sex with Lou. So now I'm staying out of it because like if I say even one word the wrong way, that'll be taken out of contact. So I'm taking the target off my back and I'm laying it on the ground and you can shoot the ground.

And look, wow, way to be a strong moral friend. Yeah. You know, like I would stand up for my friend, but they were mean to me last time I did it. So I'm no longer going to stand up for my friend. So Kyle and Carl decide to call up Luke and he answers and Kyle's like, ah hey, so I just want to apologize for how he did things about last night and I just want to see where your head's at. Oh well, it's where it usually is on my neck. You know, nothing's really changed there. Oh, okay. Are you feeling okay? Yeah, I'm just like super disappointed that like my friends

would treat me like that like that was really mean whoa whoa simmer down there. Oh God someone someone someone containing him that rage just comes right through the phone tape him down somebody tape him down and he's like you know, I'm glad for the sari, but you know what? Do I want to come back? I just don't know. And so Carl and Carl are talking and Carl's like, yeah, I mean, I feel bad for the guy. He's like, yeah, like clearly summer is not going down. I thought it was going to go. I mean, it's so predictable, right?

He'll say, yeah, we called it. We called it. I like that they're kind of dissing him for being upset that a summer is not going the way he wants it to. When like literally the probably the most famous line from summer house is Kyle saying summer should be fun. Like the paradigm or the the paradigm of like someone being upset that their summer is not going the way

they want it to be. Totally. Totally. Daniel and Lindsay are talking and they've got the pregnancy test. Oh my God, I'm so sure got I can't with this Lindsay is so that girl. I just feel like Lindsay always I feel like anybody who's been friends with Lindsay has gone through the storyline with Lindsay a Million times. It's like okay now no one is focusing on my breakup with Stravi because it's like so five minutes ago

So what else can I do? You guys are my big bright men. Are you gonna have to baby at your age? Will you be able to chase it around? What about your knees? What about your back? So what about your wussy and your crack? So they start, they cut between this like this very serious summer house moment as Lindsay,

maybe she's pregnant and then he keeps cutting back to the girls of the pool with Kyle. And Hannah's like, oh, I shaved today. I mean, I didn't shave my butt hole, but, and then it cuts back to Lindsay. She's like, what if I have a baby? And Danielle's like, would you even have it? She's like, yeah, I'm 34, I'm not gonna not have a baby.

Yeah. And then it cuts back to the pool and they just like, I'm 34, I'm not gonna not have a baby. Yeah. And then it cuts back to the pool and they just like, um, you didn't shave your butt, oh, and cut Kragas. Pays, did you shave your butt, oh, she's like every girl, she's their butt hole, cut back to you.

It's the baby can have a father. Don't know. Don't know. We're gonna take things one step at a time for little baby Julane, okay? So, um, so, and then, you know, Lindsay also says that even if she were pregnant, she would not go back to Stravy because, you know, like, they clearly are not compatible, essentially, and he would really have to step up in a big way. Oh, so, um,

then Lindsay makes Daniel check the test and hold the stick that she beat all over. And while she's checking the test, Lindsay goes through a series of flashbacks of one month ago, Lindsay going over her checklist of her timeline and a week ago, Lindsay talking with her therapist about her and Stravy and 10 seconds ago.

I'm 34 and I'm not not gonna have a baby. Um, so here we go time to check the test. Tantantant, not pregnant. And then he was like, I was freaking out. Like, um, after my, I need a class of I'm Rosé a random one. So watch your hands after touching my penis. There I go. Yeah, the pregnancy test is like, I'm sorry, this pregnancy test is no longer at this number. Please put me down. So gosh, no one wants to take Michael.

So Sierra and Kyle are like looking at photos for the lover boy and everything. And Kyle's like, uh, Sierra, there's a question I've been dying to ask. Are your boobs real? She's like, they are. He's just like, you know, Kyle literally got just gone to a fight with Luke about how we treat women and then he woke up today and chose hypocrisy. But she has amazing boobs, so I get it.

I was wondering too. So then we get a special Lindsey calls her dad scene and he's like, wow, how's it going? She says, oh, yeah, it's your most special modern. How's your new out? Oh my god, something's at the door. And he goes tacos. No, dad, we make those from scratch up here. Dad, dad, oh my God, it's flowers. Flowers from Steven. Yep, so there's more flowers. And then Lindsay gives us a little bit of a history with her and her dad, which is that she's like, well, my mom left us when we're two. And then like when I was like 20, I stopped bugging my dad. I'm a now we're dog again. And now like, our relationship is better than

ever. And we like dance on boats and listen to Jimmy Buffett and it's really great Hmm and he's like the guys in love with you. Are you just gonna call the guy or what? He's gonna go broke sending me flowers So then I'm calling Amanda our cooking and She's like Kyle like there's a nine of us in this house So if we have seven kids, I'm totally capable of cooking for everyone. It's just going to take all day. It's finished. That's how long it takes you to get out of sentence. You could have had meals for an army by the time you finished that sentence. We had to talk faster. We also get, you know, because during the transition, there

is, that was really funny, Roddy. So there was like, you know, because during the transition, there is, that was really funny, Roddy. So there was like, you know, in the transition, we're seeing like different people doing things all over the house. We see like the pool floats, like sped up and floating across the pool. And we get some like behind the scenes footage of Sierra making her bed mess. She's just like standing over her bed and she's like looking at something and she's like, huh, and just throws it on the bed. I was like, so that's how it happens.

We're seeing the master at work, making a bed mess. So Luke calls Kyle. And he's like, hey man, I'm here and with the end of the driveway, because maybe it's a good idea that I don't get into the full circle part because the wood will start calling me and they might have to start chopping it down. I don't want to ruffle any feathers. Okay. Also I kind of came up with finally figured out the lyrics to my new song and I don't I'm not

ready to sing it to the whole house yet downstairs. Okay, so I just want to do with you a private performance when you get here. So so hold on hold on to your fatuities. It's gonna be great. So Kyle goes out to talk to him and meanwhile, Paige gets a text from Perry saying, we don't even have a relationship anymore. And she's like, I have things going on and Perry can suck it up. I'm sorry, Perry has always struck me

as like a stage five clinger. Like since last season when he came around and he was demanding so much of Paige's time with everything he does, there's something I just get someone, the vibe of someone who is just like, I feel like he's trying to have a co-dependent relationship and Paige just doesn't have the patience

to be co-dependent. I think he's really, really trying to make that work. Yeah, I'm not really sure because we never see Perry, okay? Perry, show your face so we can judge you properly sir Hmm so Kyle and Luke are at the end of the driveway although Kyle actually had to stop long way to pass because of course Kyle And so they get to the driveway and Luke is like okay Before we even get started. I'm not here to argue. I'm just here to sing this song to you

Suin Thai wearing the blazer. I don't know raccoon rocks. Oh, damn it. I really had that one. King it. Cause I was like, all right, well, look, here's what I'm saying, you know, it should never get to the point with friends that got to yesterday. And maybe I provoked that a little bit and you go, yeah, car. I mean, Kyle, your veins were coming out and you were screaming at me. He's like, goes, yeah, I mean, Kyle, your veins were coming out and you were screaming at me. He's like, yeah, well, I was pretty bummed that we, you know, it came out like that, pretty bummed.

And so Amanda is telling everyone else, she's a guy through Ginkiel and been talking Carl and Carl's like, oh, I have anxiety. I feel better about my actions, like anxiety. And he's and Sierra says says um yeah this initials conversation started with the combo with me and like obviously you got involved in the kitchen he's like oh regret that I'm just gonna sit over here and look really sad that Luke didn't reach out to me too so see if you want to come sit next to me and you know console me I'll be'll be okay with that. I'll really groan. I like to grow. You should grow too. Yeah, because I'm growing right now and I'm like being honest about misfortunes.

And like, I know that there's a bigger wrong that he's struggling with. And like, I want him to be okay. Okay. Yeah, I want to be okay. So Kyle's like, you know, man, I just, you know, I just, I just, I find other people's battles. I don't know what's wrong with me. I hope you don't mind that I just shaped my flaw in a way that also is very complimentary to me, but I don't really have an issue with you. Luke is like, yeah, you know what sucks that you should feel that way, but you know what? Thanks for apologizing and you know what? I'm gonna see this. I Really lost it. I was a crazy bird. Whoa, whoa, Luke. Whoa, we sure was scared.

I was so dangerous. We were terrifying, you're terrifying right now. Ugh. And he's like, between you and me, Carl is really, really shook. I look forward to waiting and sang about that, okay? So they go inside and Danielle sees Luke coming in. She's like, oh, I wish you were.

I wish you were. I wish you were. And Amanda goes, look is in the house. Oh my god, you guys stop like Now everybody is gonna make Luke the most terrifying psycho killer ever and everyone's afraid for their safety So now so now Luke pulls Carl to the side for a talk and Carl's like y'all There's been like a weird feeling on the air. I don't know. It's sort of feeling that you get when you've grown And you want other people to grow with you. It's just a weird feeling. So Luke is like, you know, Carl, I saw a side of you that I really didn't like. Oh, well, it's funny because I saw a side of wait You just use your my line against me. That's not cool

It's like, look, you know what boys my line against me. That's not cool. It's like, look, you know what boys are? Boys are boys. You know what happens with boys? They have Saturdays, because Saturdays are for the boys. You know what else? Boys get angry and then we want to fight because we're boys, okay? But look, I'm sorry, you didn't deserve that, you know? But like, here's the thing.

I fought with my brother a lot and like, it was hard for me. And I'd give anything to fight with him right now. Which is actually sweet, that he turns it to his brother. So he's like, you know, like I look at you as my brother because we've become so close and so my natural way to communicate with my brother is to fight with him.

So hugs. Yeah, so Carl's like, yeah, I mean, I've gone through some of the stuff that you're going through with women and like you have to look in the mirror and like really look at how I'm behaving. You know, you got to look at how you're behaving, you know Which is like I'm like Yes, call you have got to do that but like I don't know I Don't if that's truly how you feel. I don't think that last night was really a great example of

Delivering that point. So Luke, of course, Luke goes, well, first, I want to thank you for caring about me so much. Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro, bro, you got to, you got to step back. Well, I don't like this thought of you. It's so dangerous. Everyone, help! Help! He's got me! Yeah, you know, I'm just thinking that like maybe there's something else you're going through because like it has to be something deeper. And it goes, well, you know know, there's literally always something with my family. They're nuts, you know

And I know this I don't deserve to be treated like that. It was scary. He's like, oh, I'm scared I'm shaking right now. How scared are you terrified me to like I'm totally scared right now Oh my god, I would hug you right now so we could both be less scared But like what if we choke each other? We're terrifying, man, okay? Okay. We're so terrifying together. Like, Luke, I'm sensing that you may have anguish. Yeah, no, yeah.

No, my parents, they scream at each other every day and they throw pepper grinders at their heads. And so, yeah, I've got like a huge amount of rage. Whoa. So what I'm sensing is you might have anguish. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm being pretty honest about the fact that I've anger issues. Whoa, but you know what though, bro,

I think if anger issues, yeah, yeah. Me too, I'm terrified. You know what, here's my diagnosis. You're terrifying, I'm terrifying, we're terrifying people. Okay, we're big, strong terrifying men. Okay. And he's like, but you know, at least the guy has some accountability, so mad respect, bro.

All right, he's forgiven my book. So they hug. They hug and I like that when Luke hugs him. We see his Apple watch and it's the activity rings. I'm like, oh, I was this difficult for you. I was your pulse just like going off the charts because you're so terrifying. Too scary. And then we cut to Lindsay who's saying, oh, we should offer shredded lettuce and cheese.

This is all the fish taco stuff. I'm like, how many fish, how many tacos can this household produce every single night as tacos? This house loves the taco night. They do. So now Luke calls the sister and he, and you know, he's like crying. He's disappointed in himself.

And he's, you know, he's just like sad and he's gonna stand the house, et cetera. And then upstairs, they're plating dinner. I guess they're all just making a different dish. And Lindsay's with tacos. And so they're plating it, and everything looks really nice, because the car was like, aw, I got the skulls. And Danielle goes, we should own a restaurant.

And Lindsay goes, yeah, and we can all have the trace of Migos. I'm like, I'm calling the health department. We are not calling any restaurant that trace of Migos, okay? Not on Bravo. So Danielle's taking it really seriously, of course. She's like, um, let me know when you want the first course out. Okay, guys. So everyone's sitting down and it's like, oh, hi, hi.

Everyone's having fun. It's family meal. Everyone's having the best time. And Luke creeps in kind of. And everyone basically ignores him. Daniel's like, oh, hey, Luke. And he's like, hey, and they're all dressed in like, they're all dressed in light blue, Cape Cod colors.

And he's like in all black. So like his mournfulness is very clear. Yeah. Well, the first first course is bacon wrapped goat cheese dates. Some might say when people from the Midwest eat these, they look terrifying. Okay, I'm just warning everybody. Uh, yeah, this is local goat cheese and the dates actually fell off the trees when Luke walked by because they were so terrified.

So enjoy it. Put up a date. I mean, Luke has asked for so many dates to season that they finally got delivered and, well, we're going to be having a lot of these. See, I was so mad at the dates. So, Paige is like, Luke, are you okay? You look like a bunch of cry. Are you gonna cry? Because that might make me laugh Do you want to know about my outfit? Is this gonna be a comedy or not? Could you cry? That would be amazing And he's like you know I'm an emotional mess. Oh my god everyone get on to the table. He's gonna blow So then we get a Luke monologue He's like, I feel horrible because something I've had in my whole life is finding a rhyme with Thai. It has been very, very difficult. I

mean, I'm 36. I didn't have an easy life. You know some of you just get to go fishing. You're about to ride in the water. A fish rides and boom, you're done. Have you ever tried? Cut and circle into ice with the toenail. Okay, that's what I'm done with in my life. I put up I put up a brave front, you know, I talk about Minnesota. I talk about going home and having a hot dish, but here's the truth. Our oven doesn't work. It's like the summer house. I've only known cold dishes. I was triggered the second that oven didn't work. It's like the summer house. I've only known cold dishes. I was triggered the second that I would didn't work. Gookie. Now look, I battled, you know, I battled with myself because I go home and my parents are fighting doing things at each other's heads. I was like, did you come to my parents house? Because this sounds like a totally normal upbringing to me. I mean, happy Father's Day is like, fucking idiot.

He's like, oh my God, I love you. Huns. I mean, how else do families work? Maybe I'm just the wrong person to comment on this. You just have to understand what's normal for me. He's not normal for you. Okay. Like, I'm a male model and I hang around other male models.

Everyone is beautiful in my life and you guys are actually more on the normal side and that's very difficult, okay? It's really hard, very difficult. Yeah, so basically he's saying his parents scream at each other and they're really abusive towards each other. And so he's been around it during this whole quarantine

and he's like, I don't wanna treat people like that. I don't wanna become my parents, you know? And he's like, and then I've got all these people yelling at me at one time. And they just had a boiling point, you know what I mean? I'm ashamed of myself, okay? And Hannah's just nodding like, um-hmm. Hannah kind of has bitchy nod through this whole thing. I kind of got the vibe that all the girls in just that specific moment kind of wanted to

fuck him. I kind of got that vibe like, oh my God, massive vulnerability. I couldn't really tell because I was just concentrating on Hannah. She had her eyebrows raised and her head like lowered. Like she looked like doctor, like kind of a doctor evil type. And so I couldn't tell. But he's like, I don't want to hurt you. I have battles and one of my battles is in me. And I just tried hard not to my battles is in me and I just

Tray heard not to be that person guys. I'm really fucked up and Paige is like you're not fucked up. Um, you're normal just like we're all normal Which is the most perfect thing Lindsey could say yeah now now Luke are gonna tell us about how your mama band and you and you end up going to ROTC? How about that, Luke? Mm-hmm. So, oh, God, it's not that bad. Geez, who would that happen to? Luke! Yeah!

Well, luckily at your advanced age, all those wounds must have, you know, smoothed over. So Carl, so Carl is being, Carl's new Carl thing is that he is like experiencing the first smidgen of personal growth and now he is expecting it from everyone else. So he's like, oh, I just want you to grow.

I know you have someone like me as your friend. I mean, I love you, man. I want you to learn. I want you to learn and grow. You have me as a friend, you know, a guy who is just gonna, gonna You know bitch about you behind your back and call you a jackass. Oh Yeah, and looks like I'm so sorry. I came out the way you did So Amanda's like, you know what Luke? I know how hard it can be to be vulnerable and this right here means a lot. I Am touched and the thing's like means a lot. I am touched. And the thing is like, means a lot to me.

Like, means a lot, okay. And so Kyle says, yeah, and I also want to acknowledge that this summer with us not going back to this city, it's like a pressure cooker in here, okay? And we all play the part in this, everybody. Everybody is equally as terrifying as the other person. All right, we're a house of terrifying people.

Yeah, I like how New York City is, New York City is supposed to be the pressure cooker, and the Hamptons is supposed to be the release. So I like how now it's like, no, the Hamptons are the pressure cooker. So Luke is like, and I want to apologize to Sierra and Hannah. You know, I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable, and I will respect your boundaries.

And so both of them actually accept his apology, and they actually really appreciate him saying that and then he's like are we done? Because Sierra's like well, I appreciate the apologies since thank you, but she tells us I actually appreciate that he's telling us where this stems from and the history But I'm not dismissing the issues that went down with him right yeah, and so but I'm not dismissing the issues that went down with him. Right. Yeah. And so Luke's like,

and Hannah, I respect your space, lady that I dumped, but then pretended to dump me. Remember that, that was pretty funny. But guess what, I'm gonna respect your face, your space, okay? And Hannah's like, oh, I really, really appreciate your words. Do we ask him if he fucking wants to know where he's like, are we gonna wait for him? That's just a different episode. We'll hold that. We'll hold on to that one. Amanda's like, as one very scary person to another,

thank you. Thank you for that brutal honesty. So, Luke decides that he's gonna just, this went really well. You know, I can appreciate a good apology. And I think you've got to be pretty good at it in 2021. And I think he did it, he did it pretty well, right? I thought it was a good apology. And so he wasn't like, I'm sorry you felt that way or any of that crap. He was like, I fucked with your boundaries. I'll stop. I fucked with your heads. I'll stop or whatever. So he said, and guess what? And now I'm going to take the dishes to the scene care. Okay. Everybody is my offering of peace. But he doesn't get pages. And pages like, um, what about my dish, Luke? I just stuck up for you the night. He's like, Oh, no, I thought you were still eating. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm so, oh, oh, man. Oh, man,

whoa, he's gonna blow. Oh my God, man, get out, get out of there, get out of there. So later he's, Carl's doing the dishes is like, Luke, you want to try the dishes? Well, I got a poop. So Amanda comes up to Luke again. She said, Luke, I just wanted to say again, I really appreciate how awkward it is to be vulnerable. Oh, I hate the bachelor for bringing fucking vulnerable into all of our sentences on everything, you know? Well, he's vulnerable. Like that guy's a total jerk, but he was vulnerable. It's all okay. So then downstairs, Paige tells Hannah

that Perry went to bed and that he's mad at her because she said, I'm gonna be right with you but we're talking because they were having a big house moment up there and he got annoyed and went to sleep. This is why I think he's like, uh, go to bed and like a fucker. I was like, Oh, fine. You won't talk to me.

Then I'm going to go to bed. You know, it's like, like, dude, she's like a she's sort of at her job and be. There's like shit going on with the people in this house right now. Luke was bearing his soul. It was like, well, she's supposed to step away from dinner, just to call you, Perry, to make sure you, you know you, you know, you bought your yo play for the week. I think she's making room for Carl, because she's ready to jump on Carl at this point. Yeah. So now every scene, she's like, well, Perry, it's like we're an old couple and I really

don't like it. And Perry's mad at me now. I think she's just preparing the jump. So then we go to Danielle talking to Robert on the phone and she's like, what should I watch tonight? I mean, listen Danielle, we make fun of Danielle a lot, but I actually really like Danielle. And I think Danielle and me are the most similar in the relationship because I like how sexy she says it. She's like, what should I watch tonight? I mean, that is the hottest fucking thing. If I can find a man, he's like, you know what's really good right now in Netflix? I'd be like, in, we're married, that's it.

She is like, she has of everyone there, she has her shit together the most, she's the most normal, she's beautiful, she's smart. I'm not saying these things in order, so don't ever want to get mad at me, but like, that's why she, that's why she has no business being on this show. Also, I think I'm starting to like her more because I totally want to fuck her boyfriend. He is so cute. They show pictures of him. He is

so cute. So she says, uh, Robert, because, uh, well, I actually have probably watched more sex in the city than you. And she just, wait, you watch sex in the city. He's like, yeah, I probably should have mentioned that. I just also, the more that the show kind of shits on her, the more I become, you know, endear to her, just because she just always forgotten about or just always given like no room for her story lines. It's just like a footnote where they were like, oh, we have about 30 seconds to fill.

Let's put some Danielle stuff in there. Let's have her on Zoom. So now it's the next day. It's Monday. It's a brand new week. And there's like new, there's new Trixi Monical music. It's not even Trixi Monical.

It's like a fake Chris Brown kind of song that's played, which was different. And it's all. I'll show you a good time. Yeah, when I exercise, I want to work out. We should work out. Yeah, I want to work out.

Yeah, let's work out. I'll do some reps. I want to grow. I want to grow my muscles, but also my heart. So then, so, the two-year anniversary of Kyle and Amanda

getting engaged. And then Hannah is talking with Dez and inviting him to visit and She tells us the fun part about the idea comedian is that they're amazing with their words But like I've had enough phone sex. I want to have some real sex and by real sex. I mean, I want to play some tennis for God damn So then we go to I'm gonna Goddamn, bro, I don't wanna have sex on the test court. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So then we go to, I'm gonna live to have a boy. I'm gonna live to have a boy. Oh yeah, that's a new classic.

Yeah, and it's Daniel, it's Daniel seeing. She's like, everything depends on these domains. I mean, we need to get the right data to risk everything. And so, that's what I would like to get to. Data and risking pie chart. Do they say pie chart yet? Yeah. And then the clock fast forward,

the fast forward of like two hours, and it's still doing business like jargon. She's like, well, we need the synergies here because the data and the pie charts are part of a larger corporate strategy. And we just really need to align our objectives here so that we were really in the same solar system of the finance of what we're really trying to achieve here.

And then it fast forwards again, like three more hours. And she's like, and furthermore about the pie charts and the data is that this are justically corporation business, business, business, business. It's like, this could be the start of something good. At this point, they're just gonna, it's like watching one of those

late night commercials that's just selling you 20 songs, you know, it's like going through all of the songs to Summer House. And we're going to go to dinner now. It's my junior engagement anniversary. And you know, and so they're going to all hop into a car and Carl's going to drive. And this is pretty shocking. I think this is the first time in all five seasons of summer house where They have piled into cars and Carl has not turned to a girl and said, oh, hey, you look great by the way I love that outfit on you look great And you know what that means And you know what that means.

This is a start up something good. Another song. So we get to the, we get to the restaurant and they're ordering, which is always a huge thing on the show. We get to watch every single thing that they order. And Hannah's like, I just wanted everyone to know the, does past the task. So I love you guys to meet him tomorrow. Like it's crazy how like being long distance You really realize how you really enjoy a person who I really wasn't in a relationship with until like four days ago when

Things officially didn't work out with Luke Okay And Paige tells us she goes, you know the house doesn't really know the real timeline with Des and Hannah's basically playing with fire And it's being a fire this outfit cost 25 dollars fire. Things are about to get spicy speaking of spicy. I picked up these shoes. Okay.

They didn't come into that. They're each separate. I made it a set, but it's not a set. Oh, Pays, are you wearing two separate shoes? Yes, on purpose. It's a a set. All paid for you. You were in two separate shoes. Yes, on purpose. It's a new look. So Hannah does this whole thing about how dad is going to come to town, you got to test whatever.

And then Daniel's like, Robert's going to come also. Like, they just like cuts away. It's just like, Danielle, this is, this is, this is Joel, the executive producer. We actually do not authorize you to speak during the scene. So we're going to have to ask you to stop. Thank you so much. So they do it cheers and Carol's like, I'm driving. Drink all you want. Look at my laugh. And age is like, um, Nancy, how do you feel about the flower shop you're running from your bedroom? She's like, um, oh, clearly. You're strobing. Watch me. My God. It's okay. I was with a love letter, a blind chart and a sting planning

letter. Um, but you know what? Where is he in person? So my okay. So you kicked it basically. But your math that he's just not showing up. But guess what? He did show up because now he's back at the house, setting up a big romantic night for Lindsay. And he just magically still has access to this house where he could walk in the back at the house, setting up a big romantic night full inzy.

And he just magically still has access to this house where he could walk in the front door, which I thought was a little peculiar. So. Oh, it's a television show, being there someone to open the door for me. No, it's not. It's real life.

It's real life. So he's setting up candles in the backyard and what you probably spent all week long trying to find, you know, and like arranging fish sticks in the shape of her face. It's really romantic back there. And then meanwhile at the restaurant Kyle's being romantic too, he has a bouquet of flowers. And so he gives them to Amanda and he is like, hey lover, two years ago I was on my knee like today.

And now I'm back down on one because I want you to know how crazy in love I am with you got me feeling so crazy and love you got me feeling so crazy in love and I'm just like excited to marry you and I wish this could be more romantic, but Luke is about to kill us all and I can sense it so I'm gonna wrap this up Okay, so how does it end because I did not watch the last two minutes? Oh, so this is what happens. So Kyle gives Amanda those flowers and it's like, it's like a reingate. He's like, well you marry me, it's like all joking, everything.

And he's like, I can't wait to marry you. And then Carl's like, oh, I too can't wait to marry them. I've been their biggest fan out. So they go home and basically they're all there and they hear music and they're like, oh, what is that? What is that music outside? And Lindsay goes out to the balcony and they're Stravy and he has written in little votives, I heart you. And he has like a little jukebox and like flowers. He's like, hey, it's me.

And that was it. Oh. And all of America let out a collective groan. I was like, no, Stravi. Stravi. I wish I had enough motives to go in that backyard and write, you can better, Stravi. Yeah, that's the other thing.

I mean, if you're gonna make a gesture, don't say I heart you with motives. Let's go. No, no, no, no, I'm saying I would write a letter to Stravi saying you can do better. If I commissioned two paintings for some asshole of them looking their best in life that they could keep forever,

and they were like, you do nothing for me, I would be like, bye, guess what? I'm commissioning a painting for somebody else. You in great. I actually don't think he could do better anymore. I originally thought that he could do better because Lindsay was such a monster. But now the fact that he's just been begging for her makes me realize, hmm, I don't know. This guy, this guy can't do better. That's why he's begging so hard, you know. On the plus side, on the plus side, we do get to see scenes from next week where Stravy has actually built a little desk for himself by stacking all the boat. So that was really true. Just sitting out of stack of boats. Why are your eyes lighting up?

I'm sorry. Sat like directly on a boat. When I said I want you to light a fire under ass, I didn't mean like this. Not inside your ass, okay? What you actually missed was the previews for next week, which has des is des coming to the house and basically saying that he fucked Hannah on the second date and then Luke is like, oh, so I'm the one that's yeah. So it all this stuff, all this stuff that everyone's been complaining on the internet about like about the timeline and everything. It's all coming to the surface right now because Luke is like, wait a second, I'm the one who led you on. I'm the one who led you on. So, love it. It's going to be, I think I got real messy next week.

Can't wait for it. This show is amazing. And I will continue to watch with my big old Innocent eyes. Oh, yeah, you're very innocent. Well, everybody, thank you so much for being with us. What a fun week we've had here. OK. Oh, fun.

We will actually have another podcast episode coming out this week because top chef began. So that will be coming out later on today. So come back and check that out, okay? Okay. Alright everyone. Uh, thank you for listening and we'll talk to you later. Bye.

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