Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Take Luke Down, Pass Him Around

Episode Date: March 19, 2021

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And thanks for everybody, or thanks to everybody for supporting us over there. Guy. Yeah, and this is a random thing, but I finally joined Peloton, okay? And so if you wanna follow me, I'm at Ben Mandelker, so that way you can help me stay accountable. I did one ride, which was fun,

and I really hurt my butt in the process, because I was not sitting on my bike properly, so I haven't been able to get back on the bike because my butt hurts. So don't judge me about the fact that you see that I did a workout and I haven't worked out after that. Don't judge me, my butt hurts. But follow me and keep me accountable.

I'm currently on the e-determ program, okay? So I will not be on the pelican. So you can just stay off my ass. How about you guys pass band say hi and just pretend you're passing me while I sit on a bench and watch you all and mock you. Well, I apparently I've heard that there are ways to do like group rides. So I would love to do like a crap in's peloton, like a crap a ton crap aton ride of some sort. So once I get more comfortable with my actual physical seat and actually using the app and everything,

I'm totally gonna organize that. That maybe we all just like do a crap-ins ride somewhere. That would be so fun. That sounds horrible. Off it. It sounds awful. It actually is awful. I, the class I did, the instructor was like, hello everyone.

Come on, I just want you to get peddling. I used to be in the African finance. And that has really equipped me to be a good spin instructor. I was like, oh my god, what have I gotten myself into? It's a cult. It's a bribing cult. It's a bike riding cult. It really does get in your brain. I obviously don't do that, but I saw on the neighborhood

swap thing on Facebook that someone was, was like, oh my god, this is just like a peloton, but it was not a peloton, it was just like a bike, you know, a regular bike in your house. And they had like an iPad on it or something, and I was like, yeah's that's cheap okay I'm embarrassed for you that you posted this that is not a peloton so it does not become a peloton smob without even actually having or desiring a peloton my goal is to not be obnoxious about it I

I definitely I think it's just as part of like the intro back. It's just like, okay, here are your shoes that clip in. Here is an instruction manual. And you're now officially 10% more obnoxious. Congratulations and enjoy the service. What ever happened to walk around the block? That's my question. So it would be a lot safer.

Of Peloton. Perfect segue into summer house. The Peloton is a very Peloton able cast, I'm sure. Yeah, if you tell me, like I guarantee that the Peloton membership amongst this cast has probably got to be around 90%. Yeah, I feel like Lindsay. You know Luke has like a group ride

where he's like, you know, this is a song rating, a song rating, look at that in Peloton, okay. Oh yeah, sexy. God, what range is sexy? All right, keep pedaling everybody. We're gonna pedal till we come up with the range for sexy. You know that Lindsay talks about Peloton all the time.

Like, oh my God, I'm sorry, I'm lame. I'm just doing Peloton. I was taking Fabulous class. It was so good. I just saw Monk on a Peloton. Oh, no. I'm just passing right now on the freeway. I literally got Tony Shaloub to follow me on Peloton.

I feel like that's going to be you in a week. Guys, Tony Shaloub is following me on Peloton. You're gonna be like Shaloub. You know who I saw on Peloton? I passed right by Tarn daily. It was amazing. Oh, now if Peloton had those sort of members, I'd be like, oh yeah, I'm all about it.

Like I was riding with Tarn daily in Tony Shaloub. It was great. I don't know if I've joined. Yeah, they do have those kind of members, because someone on Facebook was like, yeah, I don't know if I've joined. Yeah, they do have those kind of members, because someone on Facebook was saying, oh my God, you guys totally set high to Kyle Richards today in my palatine, whatever. Can you do that?

I know you can give high fives or whatever, or something like that. I think so. I guess it's like a high five. Yeah, it sounds, it was something like that. It's like ways, you know, the, the, the, the mountain thing where it's like, oh my God, that guy you, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I have now crashed and died. Ways users have 80% higher fatality rates than non-ways users. Let's be honest also that Lindsay and Stravy met on Ways.

Yeah, I was in a travel jam and I saw this really cute car and I was like maybe, and he was like maybe, I always are to date on Ways. So, petatoning all way to summer house. Yeah, it's classic. Classic tricksy. the pelotoning all the way to Summer House. You gotta do what you do, baby. Yeah, it's classic. Classic Trixie. I was really upset that I did not hear my favorite Trixie jam this week, which goes, I know I can't remember because you just,

that's all right. The rules. The rules. The only thing. Yeah, we don't play by the rules. We only make them, we don't play by the rules. We only make them me don't play by the rules. Yeah, so good So Carl is in a mask on his computer. Why I don't know He goes well, oh no, not a mask mask. He's in like a full facial mask. That makes more sense

I just yeah, yeah, well no, I I'm an official mask because I've been quarantining and luckily my room has balcony and I got my computer and some self-care call time. Yeah, call time. I look great all the way. Yeah I was thinking we have we have a mutual friend on Facebook I will not say his name but he's always posting kind of like sexy pictures in his apartment wearing a mask. Like why his apartment wearing a mask. Like why are you wearing a mask in your studio apartment while you're taking a Instagram picture? I'm not getting it.

Is that part of the, is that part of the lure? Is it like fetish porn where you're wearing your mask? Like I don't know what it is. Are people turned on by that now? I don't know what it is. I didn't know you were a Facebook friend with Tony Shalib also. I'm not talking daily. Is Tony doing that too? I didn't know you were a Facebook friend with Tony Shalube also. I meant, Tyne Daily.

It's Tony doing that too. Yeah, they usually like to do a face mask after a peloton. So then Danielle is like trying hard, you know, because she's Danielle. She's dressing one of those statue dog things. She's like, who are you? Are you fancy mother fucker? Still hilarious guys, right? statue dog things she's like yeah are you fancy mother fuck her still very is guys right style hilarious I you know what I have to say something

happened to me this week where I've decided I loved Danielle I don't know where it came from I think it was when Kyle on Instagram for international women's day he posted a photo of the entire cast and tagged everyone in the cast is like these are some of the entire cast and tagged everyone in the cast. He was like, is there some of the women that deserve to get me through life? And he tagged everyone except for Danielle. And she like, she's like basically,

we're like, oh, hi, I'm here. And I was like, you know what? That sucks. She gets, she is the one who gets forgotten about. She's the one that they forget to tag. She's the one who just sort of like on the periphery of this show. And it always feels like she's on the periphery and like she was like fire, she came back

and I feel like she's just a sort of like shat on and why? She is like, total, she's like very accomplished. She has, she's like, she has a job. She seems very smart, she's beautiful. She's great, She seems great. I've decided I'd love to end, Y'all. Okay, well, you know what, you're entitled.

Yeah, I don't hate her. For now, I don't have hatred for her. I've just, you know, it's like, do something. I don't know. Like, you're still dressing the dogs you brought on the side of the road. She seems like she has the most potential out of everyone on this cast. And we're like, do something for Y'all. Real life potential, but this is like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do's like, yeah, once our challenge, you know, our challenge is once the product lands,

it just sells out. Like we're just too popular. You know, I've been to more hard tea since we're expanded to California. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then Sierra's just like waking up and she's like, where's the sun?

Oh, there it is. Okay, cool. And she just tells us about how working in an ICU, it's just stress and alarms and beeping all day long, which is why she is really embracing doing nothing this summer, and she just needs the downtime, and she's only just now stopped hearing alarms in her head.

So she's just thinking about food and that's it. And then Danielle lost RIFI. So there's Danielle's storyline. Actually, we get to meet Danielle's boyfriend this week. He's cleaning his apartment. And Danielle's like, um, you know, work is announcing some changes that might make me busier. He's like, yes, at least time with me.

I get it. Yeah. Yeah, she's like, not how she she really likes this guy Robert She didn't try to have sex with him when they first met because she knew that there was something more with him than just a body You know, and she's not sure how she's gonna juggle a relationship and a career But she wants to share her weirdness with someone else He's adorable by the way. Yes guy is so cute. It's a good for you And then there's a knock at the door

and Paige can't find a mask. So she just puts, she just toilet papers her head. She's like, that's a work. And it's more flowers for Lindsay. Steven. Like what is she trying to teach you here? It's not just to keep sending her lame apology flowers, okay? You haven't been married 40 years, you know?

Do you say, it's a helicopter and nothing, okay? You need to do like a number from Miss I Gone or just get off the car. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. If you're not dropping a chandelier in this summer house, you're not really putting in the effort.

Yes. So Lindsay's like, oh my god, where are from Stephen? And Paige is like, who did we think that'd be from? Of course they're from Stephen. And she reads the card. Um, Lindsey, my time may not be my special name, but I do know that more than I'm a new, I cannot live my life. What do I do now? Oh my god, this without. Well, what do I do now?

Oh my god, this is so romantic. What do I do now? Like she's thrilled to get the flowers. I love that your Lindsay impersonation sounds like going down a slide at Action Park. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Like you just gone down and gone up a little bit and I like no Lizzy my arm and there's a mile of it and I broke my arm. Yeah, and she's like you know with Steven it's not so easy to walk away. He didn't cheat and he didn't do anything terribly wrong about he's not giving me what I need and it's really just happen.

You know what I need in a relationship? I need someone who's like really been through shit. Oh yeah. Well hello there little lady. I've been through the real stuff. I went to a private I was tough and then I worked in New York City. Now that is tough right there. Yeah! One time I knew a guy that had a private plane and he let me ride on that private plane. And I was dating a girl at a private plane. And then I got off that private plane and realized,

I don't have a private plane. I don't even need my heart! I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane.

I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane.

I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. I don't have a private plane. See did I love you? Oh, Herbert So then we go to Kyle and he's like I'm not feeling very clear headed today The guy he's talking to you business. He's talking business with this guy because I wish I was there to give you a hug Hey, I appreciate you filling in for Carl, but that's kind of not how he does it

Goes like this. Oh, we sure should give you a hug bro. Yeah. We should do that for you. You have cancer not. So, Kraus, I'm going to go find Hannah because you know, I'm at it, you've let things go. And I don't know why I'm still cleaning my issues like this, but I'm just so upset. And she's like, well, it's kind of like

designing what battles are worth finding, Kyle. I love you, Kyle. And then she hugs him and sends him off to school. Yeah. I mean, while Luke is in the kitchen and Lindsay walks by, I was, oh, hubs. I really like that outfit because thank you. Yeah. Nope. Carl is wearing a shirt that says SUMM ER, but it's written out like, mothers against drunk driving. Like dare, it's like dare. Yeah, oh, is it dare? Okay, it's dare.

Could you imagine if it was mocking mad? Could you imagine, y'all, it's hard to firt. I thought I'm trying to be like mothers against drunk driving, but that's what I thought it was. I mean, dare isn't that much better, but. That's what I thought it was. I was like I was like damn Carl you're really going there today It's like Carl has like the most innocent shirts except today He's like, you know what you know who I'm gonna fuck with women who've us are children to drunk driving all right

I'm going for hey, you like my t-shirt. It sort of makes fun of amnesty international It's called on nasty international of Amnesty International. Oh. He's called OnNational. I'm not saying International. I've got it, I've brought it up. So Kyle mocks on Hannah's door and he goes into their room and they're just both in bed on their phones,

like they always are. And he's like, wow, I can't really tell what time of the day it is down here. I'm being like, yeah, we love it. And in case you're wondering, I'm not wearing a set right now. So Kyle's basically like, Hannah, can we go outside and have a breath of fresh air?

So they go out there and Hannah's wearing just like, I love him. He's just like, he's gonna suffocate in their bedroom. He's like, just give me some fresh air, Hannah, right? I feel like it's not authentically a bedroom because when he goes in,

the door's like glass. I'm like, was this originally the house's gym and they turned it into a bedroom because of right? I feel like it's not authentically a bedroom because when he goes in, the doors like glass. I'm like, was this originally the house's gym and they turned it into a bedroom because that did not feel like a bedroom environment. So that was my observation of the day. So then they, they go outside and call us like,

so the other day caught me by surprise. And of course, I'm referring to the fact that we're out of cans, no cans in America right now. Really, man, no cans. It's like, you know, I don't know if you mean everything you say, but you say stuff that hurts people's feelings, Anna. And she's like, um, what do I say that hurt your feelings? And goes, well, whenever I have a criticism, like, you bring up stuff to deflect, like my

prior actions of my relationship, okay? Yeah. Um, so, which is by the way, that's, it's kind of funny that your prior actions, like hurt your feelings. So Kyle's like, he's like, man and I are good. And I'm wondering when will you accept that? And she's like, well, it's not about your relationship,

it's how you speak to women. He goes, well, I'm not speaking to women. I'm speaking to someone who disrespects me. And I don't care if you're a man or a woman, or someone just dressed in a very strange pink sweatsuit right now. Why are you wearing that thing? I know. Because the girls who are upstairs watching from the balcony

and are like from a window in the kitchen. And they're like, oh my god, Hannah is wearing her finest pink sweatsuit for this. I can't. I can't. Was this one page went upstairs and was like, oh my God, I literally came up here to do the same thing as you guys. Yeah, it's because they're all watching. So he's like, well, you know, for starters, like based on what you continue to say, I question

what you think about our relationship. And she's like, um, here's the right thing. I want you both to be happy. And it's not like I'm walking around the house saying bad things about your relationship, Kyle. He's like, yeah, but you constantly bring up the bass. Like, you know what? And she says, um, that's in your head.

That's in your head, Kyle. So now she's gonna gaslight him. Yeah, I mean, she has that bad things about their relationship. I do love watching Kyle get flimics. So believe it or not, I actually really like Kyle a lot. And so watch him get flimics. And I'm like, can I?

It's just kind of like very entertaining to me. So he's like, I generally thought that we had a friendship. And I'm like, practically shaking right now because I don't have followups with friends and I don't run out of cans. Okay, it's a lot, it's a lot. And she says, you're not my friend though. He's like, oh, oh, so is the rest of the summer ruined

because I feel like if there's someone in this house that doesn't consider me a friend then and then she starts crying. She's like, because she comes in and out of tears like a two-year-old, you know, that's not really giving what she wants. I get a mirror, I get a mirror being your friend, and you have animosity towards me, and I feel like when I do hang out with you, it just becomes like an anger fest. He's like, well, I have way less animosity towards you than you think I myself a lot a lot But it's not quite as much as you think and so yeah, she's like

She's like I feel like you're always trying to like you're always trying to yell at me You always try to yell at me. Should I do the thing where I talk about I don't like people yelling at me? Is it time yet? Oh no, okay, I'll wait a little bit. So he's like well Why do you think that this is a personal attack and like you have to be on the defense? She's I don't know why! I mean, I haven't even said anything mean. You didn't want to be from your wedding! Well, you're not even a friend of me

according to you, so why would you want to come? But I said that after you invited me! You wanted to invite me, Kyle! He's like, well, if you ate some of his fiancee, you really think they're coming to the wedding? Yes. Do you know how many fiancees I've hated that my friends get married And I still go drink that free booze and who are you?

Yeah, right away from me Kyle. I mean do you want to register for gifts or not? You got to get people in those seats So the Hannah's like she's like I'm drawing my best hero as going back to nonsense of you sitting there like my dad Oh, here it comes. Here it comes. You like my dad Telling me all these things I've done wrong like I've done like you've done nothing you are you all I got me like tennis tennis trauma well here's what's so funny to me because her tears it's like it's not working he's still yelling back at her and so her tears are now instantly gone so she's like oh yeah and now you're just like being my dad telling me all these things I've done wrong and like you've done nothing wrong.

And Amanda's like, oh I can't live some of this. And Kyle says, I wanna feel like a scapegoat. I mean, come on, you're putting me in the same sentence as your dad. So Hannah just decides to switch. She goes, yeah. And you see it on her face. Yeah, you see her talk her way into a realization

that she can take a different angle in this argument. This girl has watched a lot of housewives because she basically pulls a Jew dice, right? She pulls a drink. So she's like, well, you're not a scapegoat. And you do not have to come after my family. And the fake tears come again. And she's like, actually, she was like, I heard you talk about my family again. That was my favorite. When she realizes she just had an angle and she goes,

you don't have to talk, come at my family. Actually, like, uh-huh. Wait a second, this is pretty cool, let's go with this. Actually, fuck you, don't talk about my family again. Even though it was Hannah who brought that up and he just referenced what she just said. You were so cute. So she like storms inside yelling so everyone can hear her yelling that he's coming for her family, which makes no sense, right?

So she slams the door and like pretends to cry and Carl is just watching from the window cracking up. So inside paid and Danielle of course like, can we just get along? So then Hannah is crying to Sierra. She's like, can we just get along? So then Hannah is crying to Sierra. She's like, do not, it's up. It's up on that way. It's like you literally brought up your, you laterally brought up your family.

You literally brought it up and he said, you just compared, like he basically said, you just compared me to your childhood trauma with your dad. That's basically what he said. And she's like, don't talk about my dad I mean it was ridiculous it and hilarious too I was cracking up cracking up so here is like well what's going on is she's like I'm gonna have this fun I'm gonna have fun this summer when you have to be attacked by a little blood leprechaun really the same week as, as St. Patrick's Day, really. So then Kyle goes over to Amanda and Amanda gives him one of her panted slow hugs, where

like he stands in front of her and then for five seconds she slowly closes her arms around his neck. Kyle, hold on, don't go anywhere. The hug, we're closing in the hug. We're locked, we're in gate. Okay, now we're, we're we're classed the hug is started Well some people in this house they went drama But guess what I want just a song on a porch that could regular old country star

Here's like back. Oh my god. Oh god. I forgot the lyrics to my own song man. Okay And here's thing make hot dish. Oh man okay okay okay gotta work how does hat dish rain with slick back gotta get better I think I I think I remember now suit in tie hair slick back game of kub go in no don't remember that was not about kub was it no no so crowd's no. So Kraus is like, oh, he's crying. And he's like, a mad dog. I know that you wanted us to work it out. Say,

well, if there's any down-a-mountain Kyle, I'm on your side. I could really go for another slow hug. OK, you've got 20 seconds. Here we go. So then, now Hannah's with Paige. She's like, you crossed a line, and if he's gonna bring up my dad,

it's like, I'm done, I'm like, I'm like, how do you hear what you're saying? Yeah, she's being ridiculous. Even Paige is like, I don't get how the bad thing came into play, and then we got a, boom, the problem. This goes, the problem just close up on her like it's like the sound like the sound that her is like even I'm gonna weigh in on this boom yeah so and it's like um actually I

brought it up because I said he was acting like my dad and then he got all smug about it and said like don't bring me in your dad up in the same sentence and I was like And then and then we get then we go more into the The psychological depths of this issue growing up playing tennis I had to win to get my dad's love and it gave me a lot of anxiety And I just feel like I'm not good enough for men and like when men get aggressive with me, I have no time so the little girl me just wants to run away and it's all for my dad's love and it's like Hannah don't you realize in tennis if you wanted love

you just never had to score a point. Then I don't. Little joke, little joke, that was the new gen. And she said look friends fight and it's just knowing that the person is genuinely there for you, cares about you, and can eventually find cans. You know, that's the important thing. And she was like, do you even want to reconcile? Well, y'all, this is like ruining the fire. She was, yeah, it's a lot. So look, I'm a Capricorn.

I get it. I can hold grudges. And I just want you to be free of this. So do you think you're going to be able to let this go? Also, you're sitting on my laundry pile. So could you get off that? So yeah, Hannah's like, I guess I'll just have to be the bigger person and move on. And so Paige gives her a hug and she's like, I love you. No matter what happens.

And he was like, thanks. And then Hannah goes and hug Sierra, which I thought was funny because Sierra was just sitting there not asking for a hug. She like oh I guess I guess we'll hug too. Yeah. Sexy little smile. Hold on for the rams to say sexy. Sexy smile if I say sexy little smile and then sexy but damn it. Play in hockey. Play in hockey because I'm sexy. Okay, there we go. Gang it up somewhere. In the hot dish. No, lost it again. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in

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these awkward situations and she's like um you know what we should think about dinner and then she goes um did anyone talk to Carl? Carl's back now so they're like why should we have to order this? I know okay so we're gonna order Mexican food again so let's everyone let's what let's have America watch us ordering food again So they're ordering like a case of D and everything I like that ever since they find they finally get their oven Fix and we have yet to see them actually use it. They just order takeout takeout takeout and then later on They do tacos on a stovetop. So

So they're ordering a case of D and everything and so Hannah comes up and she's like I want to talk to the table Okay, get some a book Carl and Face Tom.Time oh you look great by the way Carl from the other room hi how's it going what's what's the group meeting what's going on so well I did a bit of reflecting and like I find myself fighting with people in science of myself I don't like and I've done things that I regret you know know, I've had ups, I've had downs, I've had net shots, I've had splices. You know, but if there's been any negativity, I'm really sorry. And Kyle, I don't want to cause you pain. You're like, my dad, I love you. You know, don't bring up my dad. I literally was just sitting here. Sorry, it was just

a little bit of a backhanded compliment because I have a really good backhand. Because my daddy used to yell at me and say, I have a better backhand. And so that's what I did. Why are you talking about my dad, Kyle? You know, I do care about our friendship, Kyle. Like, when you come for me, it's like, I respect you, Kyle. You know, like, you're the man. It just got to Daniel.

She goes, Jesus Christ and page says come on Hannah We all know the college not the man, okay? Yeah, and then he's like I'm no actress, but I call bullshit mama Bullshit mama And she's in her new interview look and she's got like Rapunzel hair down to her ankles It's like when I saw Connie Celica on peloton. I was like I go bullshit mama Mm-hmm. I have nothing else to say about that. I'm I was just listening so

I was like all right, well, you know, this is all I needed now I'm taking it and I'm running into the sunset and then it grabs his face and she's like, all right, well, you know, this is all I needed. Now I'm taking it and I'm running into the sunset and then it grabs his face and she's like, I'm sorry dad. I'm like, you know what? I am also guilty of saying mean things and in the heat of the moment, you know, I get really mean and you're really good at tennis and I'm super proud

and I'm glad me and your mother had you. So go, my God, thank you, this is all I ever wanted. Let's let bygones be bygones. Let, oh my god, does that mean I've got a serve again? Oh! But coming back stronger, oh! So, Lindsay's like, um, okay, so we got the guy row, or the hero, or the gear row.

Just tell me what you want, Sam Wins. I deserve better. not the guy row or the hero or the deer row. Just tell me what you want, Sam Wings. I deserve better. You know, I used to tell, I used to tell Stravy what I really wanted in relationship, is I really want a hero and he just got me a guy row and it was not what I wanted. So if ever you guys have a roommate

that won't clean up after themselves, just yell at them, embarrass them, and make them look really stupid because Hannah is now taking out the trash without being asked. Which was crazy. Just have to like, sort of like really get into the, I'm your father's zone to make her start doing her chores. Yeah. So then Luke is, or Amanda and Lindsey you're talking Amanda's like,

What's up, Mr. Ami? My brain is like a battle right now. What am I gonna do? I's like, um, my brain is lying about right now. Like, what am I gonna do? I'm gonna fly with some pie chart. Mm. No, we're on the pie chart. Was there room for a gyro or a gyro or a hero? So Luke is in bed texting Sierra and he's like,

when I watch a movie with me and she gets it, and she goes, fuck no, it throws down the phone. I was thinking of me be turning on the North Avenue regulars, what do you think? Fuck no. So Hannah's Hannah Hannah is now Hannah's on the phone with Des and she's like, I wanna straddle you in the hot tub and then she tells us that Des is just like the perfect

person distractor from all the madness happening in the house. and then she tells us that Des is just like the perfect person distractor from all the madness happening in the house. And then Dana, Danielle and Lindsay called Robber and Hania, what is wrong with me? I'm sorry everybody. Hannah is in bed with Des and she's like, the phone Des and he's like, I miss you so much. She's like, oh my God, I wish you could touch my boobs.

He goes, why does your nipple make me so insane? Does that make you horny? She goes, yeah, that felt so good. We're so compatible, baby. It's not a pleasant experience for us. Haven't met us on this show yet, but does the Scress, okay? I said it. Just might as well just break the caution tape

off this one, does the Scress. Yeah, but he never got an answer. Why does Hannah's nipple turn it on so much? So then it's the next morning and Carl, I said, Carl gets breakfast delivery. What was that about? I don't know. And then someone dropped the trade, his door. Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you very much. That's right, because he's still in quarantine. Oh, I'm just a regular Rapunzel over here, but it's short hair. So then Hannah's doing dishes, which is again, like Hannah doing chores. And Sierra's like, so Luke asked me to watch a movie, and I just like, didn't reply. I was like, oh. Yeah, it's like, literally it just said,

let's have a fun summer. I mean, come on. So then Paige is at the pool with Amanda. They're both floating around. And she's like, I imagine if our kids were friends, and then they just like started dating. I'm ready to go. That would be amazing

So now Carl is like talking business with Kyle and You know he tells us that he since his brothers funeral He just sort of wanted a lion bed not even get up But the work has been a really healthy distraction for him Instead of resorting to alcohol, so that's great. And now the even better news is that he is out of quarantine. He's like, I'm back. Negative.

Negative, but you look great by the way, which is a positive. So Luke and Hannah are out by the pool. He's like, he, Hannah, look at this. I can do a pirouette. Don't look at that. Fun wacky, fun wacky, Luke. You want to play hockey? That's when I'm hottest.

And she's like, I'm to edit my podcast and take a nap, not necessarily in that order. He's like, oh, so that's it then. You know, is dance doing great? She goes, oh, I think it's like, oh, you know, dance is doing great. He's like, well, I think it's like a brand new relationship

and maybe it should pump the brakes a little bit. Yeah, yeah. And she's like, well, you seem a little jealous. And he's like, well, you know, I'm just trying to be a good friend, you know, just the other, just the other week she was flirting with me. And then I say, I'm interested in Sierra. And this guy magically appears like a hot dish out of the oven. And then all of a sudden they're in love, like, I don't know, it's almost like there's is, you know, kind of like reserve seating. It's kind of like male model playing hockey and Des is in the audience eating hot dogs. You know what I'm saying?

And Hannah went from the ice to the audience. Sort of like that, you know? So let's see here, Doc, you need to, oh, so Lindsay gets some web therapy. Okay. So Lindsay is on the phone with her doctor and I'm saying, um, I'm wearing my therapy glasses. Good job, Lindsey. You look very smart. Okay, you're doing great. So Steven left the house. We

were in a bad cycle. Like literally he was driving my peloton numbers down. I was like, this is bad cycling. You have to leave. And the doctor says, well, the cycle is all the things you're looking to block. And you're blocking that intimacy by going back into the cycles. Okay, because it's a negative action cycle that's fighting and conflicts never get resolved. And that's really not the way to operate. If you don't want to die alone, you are 34 after all. And your skin's actually peeling off. It's peeling off.

Actually, I can see your bones now. Wow, you're a skeleton now. Congratulations. Before we end this session, I just want to send you a link to a retirement home. You might be interested in. It's very comfortable, and they like to play Disney movies on the weekends,

I think you'll really enjoy it, okay? I'm 34. These years are goreta girl. Yes, well, you need to see if it makes more sense to spend time to work this out with Stravy before you're dead. or you're dead of old age. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, after a string of wrong men, I thought I chose the right partner. Ooh, what I didn't. Well, here we are. Yeah.

Well, if you've not died of old age by the time you meet a new man, maybe just be less, you know, old. Bad, yeah. Be older. Just imagine that your eggs are still fresh, ripe, Bad. Yeah, old. Just imagine that your eggs are still fresh, ripe, and ready to rumble. All right. Thanks.

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Way up, I'm coming way up. And I love when they play that song, because it's usually people doing absolutely nothing, like a man to just sitting in the sun or Carl like Putting a blanket on his bed. It's like way up. I'm going way up. Yeah, I'm gonna Fluff a pillow right now come away. Yeah, so they decide to go to the beach and pack up some games and stuff and So Carl and Amanda are talking about signing that apartment lease and Amanda saying, you know with him now We've been on rent. we paint that on Morgan's,

we can have a beautiful Hong Kong. And Luke is, he like goes up to, I think, Carl or something. And he's like, hey, so I'm gonna pack up some snacks and coolers and I'm gonna get some games, you know, for us to play. I'm like, really, what else we're gonna do with the games? And then Amanda is so Amanda, I'm like, really, what else are you gonna do with the games? And then Amanda is so Amanda, she's like, I got chimps and solsas and some kind bars, Kyle.

It's like, of course, she gets the kind bars, which by the way, we always need that person who gets the kind bars, right? Yeah, she's really got high level snacks. Oh man, she really does. She's always had very top of the line snacks. We used to make Fennifer for always making the avocado or the guacamole.

But avocados are the most expensive thing you can buy and you have to like put effort into them and they go bad in five minutes. So, you know, she's always had like high effort and a kind bar is, that's not a cheap one either. But unfortunately, they also fuel war and oppression. So thanks Amanda for contributing to the problem. Thanks. Just joking. It's a mega, it's a mega market reference. So, so now they're all on cars and Kyle is going to be like working

and Lindsay like, are you working like all the rest of the day? And Sierra is driving and she waves at a stranger, which is funny because, you know, Sierra doesn't really have a lot of expression, I would say. And so she just is like very serious, but like waving really warmly, but very serious at the same time. And Paige goes, that was like really nice of you. It's like, well, it's like in the south. I mean, you're in a neighborhood.

You wave, which is true. And if you don't wave you're an asshole and you know how I know because if people don't wave to me I'm like they're an asshole. Yeah, like we're in Texas. You better fucking wave, okay? I don't care when I'm waving it and I especially do it when I'm bringing in the trash can, you know I love wait all like a way until someone's coming just Just wait for someone to drive by. Just so I can be like, hi, I'm Aver. And the guys in the big pickup trucks just give me a finger. Like not the middle finger, but they don't lift their hand to wave because they don't want to be gay like that. They'll just kind of lift a finger off the steering wheel like, hey, waver.

Waver. So they get to the beach and Carl's like, I, I'm just gonna do my toes on y'all. And Kyle is like working off of my hotspot. And Carl, then they're just like settling in. Carl's like, oh, I would love to have some frisbee round. He wants to do that. You look great by the way. It's great frisbee.

I love this frisbee round. He tries to make Coop happen for whatever reason. And then just decides that now is the time she needs to dump Stravys She calls on from the beach at sunset. It's just like the most romantic time ever and she's like I'm Wow So I'm gonna give you a call and he goes yeah yeah cuz the last time we texted you said you needed time So I was giving you time I'm saying like she's yeah, she seems like she's mad that he hasn't called and he's like you needed time

And I sent you flowers what do you want from me? Yeah, oh Sorry hub house didn't mean to hit you with that cub block Well, I had a lot of time to think and every single day, I go back and forth with what I want, how I want to handle this. And I think I'm at a PowerPoint time where I feel like we go our separate pine pieces. I mean, we've just been so disconnected because I keep hanging up on you. And we're stuck in a bad cycle. Okay.

Stuck in a bad cycle doesn't mean you just leave the wash. Okay. This big stuck in a cycle means you learn what the cycle is and you fix it so that you can get out of your cycle. Your shrink just told you that you get in cycles to avoid intimacy and now you're like, well, we're in a bad cycle. I'm out of here. Bye. Well, but what if you like go like check on this, check on your wash and you realize the entire thing has molded over and you could start another cycle. You just put some vinegar in there.

You look up all the things it says to do on the internet and you put the vinegar and everything and it's just still moldy. At certain point, you gotta say, this machine's fucked. Yeah, well, you know, and being old, at some point you just have to say, I'm old now. So am I gonna buy any washing machine or am I just gonna call someone to come pick this shit up?

You know, and yes, I am saying just get a hooker. Just get a service, send someone over. Try cleaning, maybe just take yourself to the cleaners, you know? So yeah, they sort of had like their romantic storyline comes to an end with, you know, he's just like, you know, I'm just really disappointed, you know, but we had some good memories and some good times. Like the time I sat on the Apple crate at the desk

and the time I put some pillows on the Apple crate and it got me a little higher, more comfortable. And then the time that I put those two boxes together and I spent the entire meeting thing I was gonna fall over. It's great times Well, I know you're trying but I don't see anything changing so she dumps him and He's like okay. Well, I wish you the best you're great. She's like And then she tells us that she's. Thank you, service. Yeah, pretty much. And she tells us that she spent the past year emotionally giving herself, and he didn't

emotionally show up, and I'm exhausted. You're exhausted, you're exhausted. I'm fucking exhausted, okay? I can only imagine how that poor guy feels Hey, it's Kyle so working in the car. Oh stop hitting me with those blocks Luke. Oh, sorry, hubby It's just a great game. I can't control it So she tells everybody that she ended it and Danielle's like How did it feel shake time?

See her says um that girl seems unbothered like I would have been bawling. I mean That was a quick phone call too like what the hell And then Luke asks I don't remember why he goes is there any cardboard here? Because he's making some fire on the beach. Oh Because to be fair, he probably asked that a lot. He's like, hi, welcome to Starbucks. Hey, thanks. You guys have any cardboard by any chance? Yeah, you know, he takes one of those little cup cover things

all the time, just to have it. You know, you never know. I think you're gonna need some cardboard. You never know. You never know what you want. Might want to make a little bathing suit for a coffee cup, you know, out of cardboard. So, so then Danielle is talking about Robert and how she wants to date him, but doesn't know if she's ready and she hasn't been a girlfriend in a decade and everything. And in the meantime, Luke just, you know, Saddle's right up to Lindsay and he's like, you know what hub has?

I want you to know that I care about you I love you dearly I'm here for you and just give me the signal and we can have sex so whatever you want you know and so all the girls are watching them and pages like oh of course now that Lindsey a single Luke swoops right in and then he's like rubbing her arm and page guess um that's happening by the end of summer and and Lindsey goes oh it's a sand spider? Which is like of course like the sand spider is like she's mine. I'm just in a really bad cycle with the sand spider. He's just not giving me what I want.

I don't think he's gone one single day without female attention. Yeah, she's fragile and he's gonna like get right in there. Lindsay is not fragile and yes he is a horn dog. I'm loving this whole thing. I think it's so fucking funny. She's like, here we are at the beach, dumping Stravy. Bangin' Luke, let's do this. I mean, I think that Luke, I mean, why not?

I mean, if you're gonna rebound with anyone, rebound with like the hot, you know, the model, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Like, why not? That is what he is there for. He's like, oh. Agre.

Someone broke up, Okay. I'm ready Yeah agreed and he looks so cute with his new hair in the Diary row session. Oh my god, and when they showed the photo of him when he was like a hot like younger playing hockey I was like my god Luke is so hot Yeah, he really is so back home ding dong Lindsey goes um this is us because I thought we ordered three pizzas and the lady goes Oh, okay, and then hands her another pizza. What are you gonna do with that third pizza lady? I know why don't you bring it to the door? Why don't you bring it to the door? Cuz you brought it to the door cuz she thought she might get called out

But she was she thought she might be able to get away with that But you think you're gonna sneak your, you think you're gonna sneak a fast one by Lindsay Hubbard? Um, there's gonna be three people. So do you think you're gonna have a sand spider? I'm gonna go there. Hey, Maroney, and me, so Daniel goes to be on the phone with Robert,

and she's like, I've got news for you. And you think she's gonna say, I'm ready. Let's be boyfriend and girlfriend. But it said she goes, it has to do with Stravy. Oh my God, get alive, okay? Get alive. You're gonna talk about Danielle. Geez.

And then at one point, Amanda goes, did someone take the onion powder and Carl goes, yeah, it's on my nightstand. Which I think was a joke, but also I can imagine Carl being like, one thing that I do now is I put onion powder on my nightstand. Just let's me sleep better. So Lindsay Luke go out on the porch, which we know we're in trouble, because that's Luke's like country star set for the season. So you know, he's going to be laying it on thick.

So, yeah, I haven't had him page see them. And they're like, oh my god, they're literally flirting right now. And Luke, well, so Lindsey goes out there, she goes, oh, look, and he's like, hey, what's she? And I love sitting out here. Like, this is my spot. Like, I love just like talking on the steps, trying to figure out a good rhyme for Sutant High.

So I haven't figured that one out. I mean, tie, it's such a hard word to rhyme with, you know? It's like Sutant High. Oh, me, no, oh us, no, oh there. I can't think of a good word for it. Girls have to be very specific in their communication with guys. That's what I've learned. Ding ding. Who's Tracy?

Oh, that's just a friend for Minnesota. Don't mind. Yeah, I love that. You know, the thing is this, like, I need certain things in my life and communications very important who's crazy Just without missing a beat who's crazy. Oh so funny. So she's like well Yeah, and they can't you know cheek cast her whatever ain't good about so it's a bad time when Luke's up in his room with his guitar And he's like another light night alone

and he's like, another light night alone, hanging to your sexy smile, oh baby girl, you're driving me wild. Smaller wild, got it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Okay, now let's get back to the student tie situation.

Student tie in a piece of cake, no. Eating a cookie, no, what's a good dessert that rhymes with tie? Eating a slice of apple, strudel, no, that's not it. Eating a slice of cake. Oh gosh, I just wish there was a better version of cake. What if there was like some dessert that had like, food in it and then pastry on top, you know?

Like, oh, I got it. Sutan Thai, you're my cherry scone. No. I'm in my swoon tie. I look straight in your muffin, damn it. I'm in the suing tie. Gonna have a nice loss of blueberry bread. No, that doesn't work.

God. I get this one, babe. So it's there in the morning, that doesn't work. God, I get this one day. So it's there in the morning, Kyle's doing yoga. And looks like I'm gonna go for a run, Hannah. You wanna come with me? It's just, oh, okay. I miss that, but that's... I love it.

But I really like that reenactment. They don't even, they don't even bother making excuses with Luke anywhere. They're so over him. They're just like, no. Did you notice Sierra waking up? So, you know, we've, you know, we've observed before that she has a very messy bed, which is within her right. She lives a very stressful life.

She's a lot of a messy bed. But here is what really got me this week about her messy bed. When she woke up, her MacBook was on her bed and it was at the edge of the bed in the corner by her feet. I was like, you went to sleep with a MacBook on the edge of your bed? You are trying me.

Like that is too stressful. That is too stressful. That's too stressful of an image for me to look at. Um, so Amanda is like, Hi, I'm working on a post for Instagram. It's a national dog day, so I'm doing like a slide of dogs with lover boy. Well, does this mean we need a dog, Amanda? She's like, yeah,

because I just like love children. And I can't wait to have a little cookie crumbs like, whoa, what is this? A linty conversation. How did we get that far? Yeah, yeah. I'm just from Instagram, Instagram, a dog drinking a beer to or a hard tea to having babies.

Yeah. Also, I just want to put it out there. I totally support people, you know, having babies and having families. And I think that's a wonderful, it's the generations, the evolution, not that's the, you know, the generations go on and, you know, that's part of the life cycle. Not on summer house though, if you have a baby, sorry, no longer a cast member for me, we have to find replacements. I'm not having babies on some house. I will not allow it.

Yeah. So he's like, everything's happening so fast. I mean, are you, are you ready? When do you think you're going to be ready? She's like, um, I'm ready to go off birth control now. Kyle. He's like, oh my god. Like, I was thinking two subbers would be better. You know, I mean, we'll be putting Lindsay in the home and we've just got so much coming up this year. You know, I mean, we're really developing that geratol flavor for lover boy specifically for Lindsay. I was hoping we never ready. So he's like, yeah, it just doesn't be so many responsibilities. And man, it's like coming here, Kyle, I'll take care of you.

And you like us up to her bib and goes Starts like pretending to suck a lot of goes mama mama All I complain about is how much she infantilizes Kyle and then he's literally sucking her nipple so funny Then we cut to page and she's on her IG and she goes, oh my god, we have so much front page news today So wait, I got passed on my lip. Okay, let's get started So Hannah comes out. She's like I have to tell you something Okay, you know the psychic we talked to on Instagram. I swore to God. I didn't tell her anything I had a message on my phone, and she said,

Lizzie fucked Kyle. I love Luke. Yeah, or Luke, sorry. And I even have Luke written down on a Y-Supco. I love Agasope's Heikik, it's like none of her damn business, and she's not even getting paid just texting her client random gossip. Yeah, I'm gonna say, like I would not be surprised

if like a sketchy producer was like, hey, you should text this to Hannah and see what you guys. So she was like, I opened it up, I thought it would be something about Dez and how much my nipple turns them on. But guess what, it's like the psychic, she says they've done it before and they aren't loyal or nice

and that's why I don't like Luke for you. He's not good enough for you. I'm like, this is a messy ass psychic. This is a messy messy messy psychic. I don't know that I'm really buying this either, but it is hilarious. And Paige goes, well, I didn't mean the psychic to tell me that they like each other. They look at each other in a different way.

I mean, I don't look at my friends like that. Their babies would be gorgeous though if they can have them them before Lindsey expires, which it was a week ago. I mean, what's Lindsey is basically milk with cheese in it, but you know what, if they can make those eggs float, go, go. It's basically that yogurt in the back of the fridge that you forgot about. I mean, Luke and Lindsey look at each other in a way that like friends that look at each other like you know It's kind of like grandmother to grandson, you know So then we see a

Montage of them like flirting and everything and Hannah's like Luke has made it clear He's not a trustworthy guy, but I came into this house this summer not trusting Lindsay And she has had it out for me since this winter, you know, and Paige is like, This also means that she cheated on Stephen. Oh, Weasers good friend. Of course, that's why they haven't told anyone. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm like This is you guys this is like so far from like actual actual actual gossip and they are just running with it I was like, oh this this could be a problem. Because you heard it from an Instagram site,

I think the producer. So then Lindsay is like, I'm really kitchen making tacos and he's anyone's board wants to help me. So Paige goes and she's like, I guess I didn't need to do all this cheese tonight. Why do people let Paige around cheese? Paige is a goddamn disaster around cheese. She's falling into the dollar over the place. She drops it. Don't let page around cheese. I also love Lindsay's passive aggressive taco making. She's like, you know,

I'm gonna do, I'm gonna make tacos. And I'm gonna now make in the tacos. And I'm gonna guilt everyone for not helping me, even though it was my decision to do this. And I took this out myself. It's like you, like don't guilt the house because you decide to make tacos. Like this is your choice. Yeah the house because you decide to make tacos. This is your choice. Yeah, so they all decide to get wasted tonight after dinner. And pages like, I'm not hungry, but I'll set the table. So, Zira's like, oh my gosh, you guys are talented as hell. Then we look at what they made. And it's like store bought taco, you know, taco shells. Taco, you know, taco shells. And then just cheese and some sour cream out on a plate

and then some ground beef. And, and Paige is like, Carl? Carl, I love this outfit. He goes, thank you. Do we, I feel like we must have missed it in the notes because my favorite part of the entire episode was when, I must have been when they were listening in on Hannah and Kyle talking and Paige goes to Amanda and Sierra she goes, in case you're wondering, this isn't a set

that I'm wearing. I picked it out myself. In case you're wondering. I don't know, maybe it's still about to come, but I thought it had already happened by now. I was like, I can't wait to make a running joke about this. All episode long, I'm like, wait, when is it gonna happen? So they're all complimenting the food and how to tell Cynthia.

Oh yeah, suddenly you're good at making sandwiches. So Sierra tells you, welcome to the single girls' club, Lindsay. Um, well, you're 24 and I'm 34. Uh, welcome is a welcome bitch. Okay, take it. Sorry, next time I'll say welcome to the Geriatric singles club, Lindsay. Oh, look who's here for the heavy metal room.

And it's Luke. And um, okay, just like what's wrong Luke? And he's really crampy today guys. He's tired. Okay. He's like, who did the cookin' though? Uh, we've gotta say thank you. Thank you, Lindsay. Wow, what a lovely meal. He's tired, okay. He's like, who did the cookin' though? I always gotta say thank you, thank you Lindsay. Wow, what a lovely meal, thank you so, so much. Wow, so, oh, so you made a tamale pie.

Wow, I should make a lyric about that, let's see, okay. Suitin' Thai, gonna eat it with my tamale sandwich. No, why can't I get this right? You roll it like a tamale, then eat it like a sultan tag, you know what? I just don't have it in me today guys. I'll be on the porch. I'll be sad out there if anyone wants to come for the minimodo. That's where I'll be so So they they're basically the night the plant is the the boat the guys are gonna have all big boys night y'all we're gonna play ball and that's hard.

And the girls are doing a spa night, like girls night, so just spa night and all that nice stuff. And then they split up to start doing their activities and Daniel's like walking around in Neglisha. And she's like, I feel so exposed. I didn't realize it was not this kind of girls night. So Lut Lindsey comes out to Luke while he's like texting. I think I just wanted to check on you. Are you okay Luke?

You were so quiet and you didn't seem like your sound. And Hannah and Pedro jumping around and Hannah's telling Amanda. We have to tell you something. We have to tell okay Psychic on Instagram remember that remember that? I got a message from Instagram psychic. She said, look at that. And then we go back to Luke. And he's like, you know, I'm just like annoyed with a lot of people, you know, not you, because you give me better scotches. That's nice. But I'm like annoyed. And no, I don't want you to think you're annoying. Listen, mushing up your food for you before

you eat it so you don't choke is actually kind of comforting. Okay, so it's not you. Yeah, you know, and honestly, I think it's really nice that when those trick-or-treaters came, you yelled at them and then gave them appleslices. I'd love to keep people off our lawn. That's actually a good thing that you do. Oh, hey, can I borrow that baseball that you stole from the little kid who left it on the lawn? No. Remember that time you swam in that pool and then you came out and you acted like you were 12 years old

for about 10 minutes. That was so funny. You know what my favorite thing is that you do Lindsay, a very slow breaststroke in the pool. That's so wonderful and you don't put your head underwater. Votera Robics now, that's hot. Now if only I can come up with a rain for water or a robe. Tomali, got it.

Hold on, I need you to write that down. You know, I'm just like really annoyed with a lot of people like Sierra like she gives me so much attitude and like You know like I like her and she doesn't like me back So why is she being mean to me? It's almost like she doesn't want me to hit on her. I don't get it And Lindsay's like oh my I want you to know that there are a lot of me who love you. And when they were gonna grow up to me and a mean thing, boy, okay. I think it goes, yeah, you know, I know who those people are. You.

So then back to the girls, Amanda's like, I'm gut feeling. There was like a lot of reason to think that that's true. Like, guys, you were told information that you need to get to the bottom. Yeah, and here's some more information for you. What I'm wearing right now, not a set. Yeah, pick the set myself.

You know, it looks like a set. You're welcome. I like that everybody's like, oh yeah, that's true. But God, they'd have hot children. Yeah, I don't see this being a disaster at all. Them taking their being a psychic from Instagram, just saying some shit off the top of her head and them treating it like its actual facts and running with it in a house that have been trapped in with

barely a stove working for a few weeks with a lady who just got like, you know, who just ended a relationship and it's emotionally vulnerable, I think it'll probably go over pretty well. It's gonna go great. It is gonna go great, guys. So we'll see next week, the previous for next week look, hola-reous.

So good. Lindsay's gonna be losing her mind again, which is what we love. We love when Lindsay loses it. And yeah, I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. We'll be back on Monday with more fun stuff. Atlanta, Maritom Edison, all that good stuff. So thanks for listening.

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