Watch What Crappens - Summer House: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

Summer House season 6 draws to a close with the cast munching on some of Mya's elusive cookies. Along the way, there's more talk about Kyle and Amanda's wedding, Paige and Andrea's relationsh...ip, and Danielle and Ciara's rift. But mostly, it's about the cookies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:11 Well, hello. How are you? I am great. We are here at the end of the summer house season. I thought this was a three part reunion. So imagine my surprise when the season up and ended at the end of this episode of this reunion installment. So that's, I'm like, wow, summer house, over, done, finito. Yeah, well, you know, it was either that or another hour of Amanda going, I would have been down for a third part just to see how long page could go without looking
Starting point is 00:01:46 at Lindsay and Carl. I mean, she would have been impressively long time. Yeah, and she caved a little bit at the end. She started, she hedged and said, well, I'm just really looking at for my posture, but no, she was pissed. She was pissed the entire time, and it was delicious. Before we get started, just a reminder to, we have a Patreon. You can go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends.
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Starting point is 00:03:07 Sierra's face and screen back and then throw a glass back Just in case anybody forgot that is like And She says I've developed so much hatred for you Sierra and So we open with her saying I really wish you would have deumpt me like I've developed so much hatred for you, Sierra. And so we open with her saying, I really wish you would have DMed me. Like I've talked to Maya about it. And she says you have remorse. And Andy's like, but didn't she apologize already?
Starting point is 00:03:34 Because I don't really watch this show, but it wasn't one of the clips that we showed earlier. So. And Danny, I was like, for the wine. I mean, when you watched again, a glass was thrown at me. And Sierra's like, well, I just didn't realize it was an out-of-body experience. Sierra basically is really not phased with the knowledge that Danielle may hate her. She's like, okay, sure.
Starting point is 00:03:57 She's like, I didn't really know. I didn't know I'd thrown a glass until I saw the trailer and saw it in slow-mo. Or maybe Danielle said that, and Sierra's like, I am sorry, and I should not have done that, and I know that, and I feel like I'm a lot better than that. You know, I live in New York now, so I'm better now, and I was pushed to my limit. And I was also hurt at that dinner as well.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Yes, we're gonna make this about me. So to come into that dinner and to feel like people are running around the house, Lindsay, telling people she's left with Austin and Montauk, that was hurtful to me. I am in conclusion, they're real victim here. And then we see a clip of Lindsay going, um, we'll slip in there together. And then Kyle going to Tatl-dle Tail to Maya and Amanda, right when he hears it, because that's Kyle. Yeah. And then of course,
Starting point is 00:04:50 my running right to Sierra and Paige and then Paige is like, like, what? And back to Sierra. And she's like, I mean, I'm not the type of person who runs around and makes true connections with people. So like, I just don't like give my older people. And yeah, like Austin is someone I really liked. So like I just don't like give my all to people. And yeah, like Austin
Starting point is 00:05:05 is someone I really liked. So like coming into that dinner, I was like, yeah, I was hot. And I let my emotions and Lindsay's like, can I just clear something up? I didn't. I'm not good with Austin and Mark. Yeah, she goes, that did not happen. We slept in the same bed because of the only room open and my eye goes no good and so then then we see some more unseen footage of Lindsay saying we did not hook up and I would have probably had you not fall asleep as soon as he hit the bed and started snoring so it was officially technically not a hook up. So Lindsay yeah we didn't hook up but we would have if we could have. Right. And so Kyle's like, well, I'm Joseph Daniel says, yes, she told you in Carl and then
Starting point is 00:05:54 you told everyone, could you can't keep a secret Kyle? Like, oh, Kyle. Oh, Kyle's just so funny. Kyle, he's the one spreading all this shit and starting all of this shit. They all laugh But you know get back to the girls ripping each other's fucking faces off over it It is funny how like guys just totally got a pass for this sort of stuff It's just like sweet and adorable and kind it's like isn't that just so charming and then like if you were like oh well
Starting point is 00:06:18 But like you know if Lindsay were to say something like what a bitch what a bitch what an old-hagged bitch spreading lies You know and Amanda's like to say something like, what a bitch. What a bitch. What an old haggard bitch spreading lies, you know, and Amanda's like, but just because like Kyle told a secret doesn't mean it's not true. Okay, here's the truth. Austin was not dating Sierra. Sierra was not dating Austin. Lindsay was not dating Austin. Austin was not dating. Lin, where are we all acting like Lindsay's having some long time of fair at this point guys with Austin you're still fighting over Austin. Yeah, so Sierra is like she's like you know, also even just hearing it.
Starting point is 00:06:55 The hurt is still the same whether he entered you or not Lindsay. And because I entered and call us open sesame. I'm like, oh gosh. Can we stop with the visceral imagery? Yeah. And Sierra's like, I mean, I think we're all adults and we can assume like, and he goes, um, is this her first conversation since the summer?
Starting point is 00:07:17 So like, where are we going to go moving forward? Because honestly, this is exhausting. And it's just silence. And Lindsay's like, um, I understood where I could go do stuff differently, and is exhausting. And it's just silence. And Lindsay's like, um, I understood where I could go do stuff differently, and I have polydynos, and I don't think it's fair to say I dismiss you every conversation. Like you try to have like one conversation with me.
Starting point is 00:07:35 And then we see clips of Lindsay dismissing conversations. Like at her birthday, where she refuses to talk about it. And then another one where she says, there is nothing between me and Austin that you need to know. And then the third one is, everyone shits on me, you might as well too. You might as well too. It's just amazing because Sierra, like Lindsay's like,
Starting point is 00:08:00 you barely even tried to even talk to me about it. And we just see Sierra really trying and Lindsay just blowing her off. So then Lindsay's like, you barely even tried to even talk to me about it. And we just see, like, see her really trying and let's see just blowing her off. So then Lindsay's like, honestly, I haven't heard any accountability on your side that you may have done and said that's what you may have done and said that hurt me. And like, that whole speech at the Italian dinner
Starting point is 00:08:17 was like very messy. And like, there wasn't even a sandwich that was offered as an apology. And like, has she once apologized from anything that night? I don't think so. And then we see a clip of that speech where she's like, you like to isolate your victims. You don't give a fuck about anybody except yourself. And Andy's like, well, is there anything you think you should apologize for the era?
Starting point is 00:08:40 And she's like, um, I'm sorry. I felt like I needed to address you in a group setting in order to be heard. Um, but where's the bad because it's here. She's like, my intention wasn't to tear you down by saying you isolate your symptoms. I just felt like you were unaware of your actions and like seeing, I needed you to see how you made people feel. I love that apology is I'm sorry. I felt like I had to address you in a group setting. It's a very I'm sorry, but person, you know, and for Amanda who's just so into the proper apology, you know, sitting there nodding and supporting, giving Lindsey that. Yeah, Lindsey, you heard us all Lindsey. And Sierra says that they have a very long way to go to like have some sort of friendship.
Starting point is 00:09:29 And she said, you know, I could have said I felt A, B, and C about them being here. And then I was really hoping Larissa Pippin would enter and go, Hi, the proper way to do it is I feel X, Y, and Z, not ABC. Sorry. And she's like, well, next time, okay, there won't be an X time. So, Test from Chico says, Sierra, did you give Austin the same kind of heat you gave, Lindsay? Why were you more upset with Lindsay than Austin?
Starting point is 00:09:59 And she's like, oh, he got an earful like a month later. Yeah, a month later off camera. An earful. Yeah, it is like, well, why would you wait? She goes, yeah, I didn't know what to say to him. Other than your piece of shit. And he knows he shouldn't have done that. Unless he goes, oh, did you tell him like, when you hooked up?
Starting point is 00:10:16 And then he'll go, he's such a fuck boy. And Andy goes, wait, you hooked up with him and she goes, yeah. Wow. I'm super surprised to hear you hooked up with him after all that. And by super surprised, I mean, I have hosted several Southern charm reunions. So I'm not surprised at all. Ashtag Thomas Ravino. Wow, you sure showed him, Sierra.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Wow, you were never in the air. I know. Yeah, he knows you shouldn't have done that. And he knows that because you rewarded him. Way to go, Sierra. So she's like, but listen, never again, girl. I say the same thing to the dominoes lady every time she shows up. And we both know it's a lie. Okay. Yeah. And he goes, you still have feelings for Austin? She goes, no, which means, yes, she's going to call him after this. And Luke is becoming such a good housewife.
Starting point is 00:11:05 You know, he's like doing this. Oh, look at me. I have shock face camera. Are you getting my shock face? Because I'm wearing a look ring. Wearing a ring on my finger, flesh, nib at the TV. Hey, does anyone want to see me imitate a cat again? Remember when I pretended to wash my legs?
Starting point is 00:11:21 By licking my paws, I'm a cute little kitty cat, guys. What else can I offer this reunion? So Andy's like, she still have feelings for Austin. And Sierra's like, no. And then page just cringes and looks down like, so then the page and Craig segment. And he's like, page was smitten with a southern new, a southerner whose charm is debatable. Um, I'm definitely two hot guys have his cruel in America currently. Yeah. So yeah, we see a whole montage of like page with Andrea and page with Craig and settling
Starting point is 00:11:57 with Craig. And then a so Andy's like, page, did you watch other John before? Please tell me no, because that way I would have a little bit more faith in this relationship. And she goes, yes, I did. It's, oh, wow. So when you saw Craig fighting when they owe me or drunk at the reunion, were you like, I like that. I want to be part of that.
Starting point is 00:12:17 She's like, certainly not, but I did notice that it looked like he had paid half off for his ensemble. And that was a huge appeal for me. You know, I really didn't want to be part of it, Andy, but I did want to see Patricia's house, so goal. I got to go. So, another from Butter says, how hard was it on Dread, a watch page? Choose Craig over you, a male model, a working male model I would like to add. Who's been on TV before with with washboard abs? How's it know? How's it feel like?
Starting point is 00:12:51 How's it know that someone who makes absolutely no effort? One! Over your body. Oh well, you know, I just want them to be happy and I care about Paige, little tiny little Paige and we definitely have chemistry and, but you know, it's all about being happy with someone and if Craig is the person she wants to be, I want to be with and that's what she's meant for and that's what will be happy, then I am happy for her and very, very happy especially now that I have been loved with Lexi!
Starting point is 00:13:26 Well, if she hadn't chosen Craig, you wouldn't be with Lexi if Ashtonhand stepped on that butterfly, then Jessica Biel would have produced a show for Justin to play a cop in on Hulu. You see how that goes? I would say it's Don't Bambi! I followed it for a little bit, but it was a hard metaphor for me, Andy. I'm not going to lie. You lost me into the bill. Well, I think what we did this summer was exactly what we both needed. We used each other until we found something better, Andy.
Starting point is 00:13:59 You know, if you don't have a raft in the notion, you die while you're waiting for a boat to come for you. You know what I'm saying? You know, when two hot people have potential love for each other, it's really useful because in many ways they can experience hotness, but also know what they want out of that hotness and then use it to find two other hot people instead and fall in love with them instead. It was really very helpful. You can't really find the hot person you your destined to be with if you're single and not with a hot person because it makes you less of a hot person to that other hot person. You know what I mean, Ambi? You know what they say? You have to kiss
Starting point is 00:14:33 a lot of frogs before you find your prints. Turns out you can actually just kiss a bunch of princes and then find a prince that you just want to no longer be that you don't want to kiss anymore. I just want to settle with the prince. Either way, you end up with words. Am I right? And he's like, Christen C, we're not going to say you're old, man, because we don't want to get killed. But a new Christian channel with, oh, wait, did I get that right? I'm humor. So you want to be my humor. It would actually make sense in this segment. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:07 So he's like, Kristen, see, uh, deny it's hooking up with Craig. She said Craig made it up and is capitalizing on her name. So who do we believe? Raise your hand if you believe copyright symbol. Nobody. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Raise your hand if you believe Craig. And, um, this half of them are like during the sideways thing where they're like, maybe, maybe, maybe a little belief, maybe a little not believe, maybe a hundred percent. Lexi. Oh, I believe in Lexi. So Lindsey and Amanda have seemingly good logic because they're like, well, we believe Craig, because if he's trying to page, why would he make up something that makes him look bad?
Starting point is 00:15:48 And like, yes, for most people, that's probably true, but this is Craig who doesn't understand logic. So I'm gonna say that maybe Kristen is correct in this one because it would be totally Craig to make up a lie that actually makes him look worse. But it doesn't make him look bad in page-size. To page, being with someone who just being to Kristen Cavalieri is kind of a win.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Right. Yeah, that's true, too. So Lindsay's like, well, he trying to explain. But like, he didn't apologize for screening at me as saying the things he did. He just explained why he did it. He just like, yeah, well, I didn't like that, but like it's very uncomfortable for me, you know, like the whole Christian thing.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Like when I heard that, you know, when I heard that you knew for the entire summer and didn't say anything to me, you didn't know. It was all over the internet, which you were in bed all day reading the internet. Please tell me that, I mean, give me a break. She goes, a good friend or at least a person of my own generation would have told me okay and page feels like yes they're basically now it goes into this thing where like Lindsay is pretending to be a good friend but just dropping truth bombs so Lindsay's like no I never knew that Craig and Kristen were
Starting point is 00:17:00 holding up a month before I told page that's an absolute lie. Absolutely did not know. And so Amanda's like, but Lindsay, like you're holding information and then you bring it up and then you label it as a good friend Kyle. Yeah. Just need to say a Kyle. It's not the first time that you've helped onto something until we're filming a TV show to tell me. Okay, Paige, you're the one who just ragged about
Starting point is 00:17:26 how much you do on the TV show while Carl does nothing, you know? And she's like, and if you were a good friend, you could have texted me, which I'm sure. So then Lindsay does this thing where she just starts over talking to Win her point. So Andy's like, so you're saying she knew, but I didn't. The Kregga hooked up with Kristin, but I didn't at all a month before I had no idea Elephants are aliens never talked about it
Starting point is 00:17:49 Old people I had no idea you don't even know what I'm saying to you. I do. I did my fuck with Cavalry And but then she jolie reversed it it reversed it because I mean it was on like duma every week So I'm like so you did know about it all this time Yes, well everybody did know about it all this time. Yes. Well, everybody did. So Amanda's like, so, um, one in Austin's a liar, because he told everyone in this room that maybe it wasn't like a full month, but before this, you knew about it. And like, you just hold on to information and you wait for a moment and then you bring it up
Starting point is 00:18:22 and you label it as being a good friend. Um, Lindsay's not friends with Paige and she didn't wait for a moment and then you bring it up and you label it as being a good friend. Lindsay's not friends with Paige and she didn't wait for a moment. She told her in kind of a whisper away from the cameras in front of everyone, unlike you guys. Yeah. I'm sorry, I was just thinking about I was just thinking about like how it's funny that all of a sudden they are expecting Lindsay to be a good, they're angry at Lindsay for pretending to be a good friend, but then they're also being just as fake by receiving it as if she's a good friend of that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:18:58 They're like, oh my god, Lindsay, thank you so much. You are a good friend and a great grandmother too. Well, they're, yeah, they're talking about how they're not really friends with Lindsay, Thank you so much. You are a good friend and a great grandmother too. Well, they're, yeah, they're all, they're talking about how they're not really friends with Lindsay. And but then they're like, how could you not be a good friend to us? Yeah. So then Kyle's like, well, just call Austin, Austin told everyone. And maybe it's like, um, listen, it's just like Lindsay is something you do every summer. Then I'm like, huh, like my first summer. You brought up Kyle cheating. I'm like, everyone said that you knew that whole summer.
Starting point is 00:19:28 And like on his birthday weekend, and then on his birthday weekend, you brought it up. And then you pretend you're a good friend for not saying anything. Why don't you tell Kyle privately? And then she goes, and I've actually still never gotten over that. Oh, okay, Paige.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Okay, Paige. Not so much what you said about to Kyle, she has. And I've actually still never gotten over that. Game page. Okay. Not so much. Not so much what you said about Takao, but more about the fact that that day, you were a hitty-savvitt and you paid full price for it. I just haven't been able to get over that. So Carl's like, oh, is that why you brought up the rumor about about her and Leo coming sex from a psychic? Gosh, your God, your God. I'm so glad that was Hannah, not me. about her and Luke coming from a psychic. Oh, gosh, you're a god.
Starting point is 00:20:05 You're on fire. That was Hannah, not me. And looks like, um, you guys kind of drilled me in the kitchen about it, which is true. Paige is like, um, you can't blame me. That was Hannah. I'm sure. Paige, as if that was not the both of you totally going in on that.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Yeah. So she's like, well, Luke, I'd be happy to discuss this further. But first you have to stop chasing that laser pointer around the set. Okay, Luke? Come on, Shoez. Here comes one right now.
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Starting point is 00:22:05 Yeah, I said surveillance. So yeah, thanks, Southern Re. So, you know, so like, Arshad is amazing because of surveillance, you know, and so I love security cameras and I love, I just love being able to see me in the morning waking up and going out and taking a job and then meditating, you know?
Starting point is 00:22:19 So what are we talking about, huh? What are we talking about? Yeah, but Lindsay, it seems like you take advantages of inserting yourself into people's relationship so you can be like, see your relationships, not that grand. Yeah, so now they start questioning whether or not Lindsey is a girls girl.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Because Lindsey said, well, I'm saying, hey, cause I'm not a big girls girl. And they're like, you're not a girls girl. You're only bring up, you only say your girls girl when it's convenient for you to drop a truth bomb. And they're like, cause a real girl's girl wouldn't have gone on a sexy car ride with Andrea.
Starting point is 00:22:49 So they're like, it's like, wait, what's the sexy car ride with Andrea? So now we get more unseen footage of Lindsay driving and Andrea and the passenger seat talking about like sexy car rides and she's like, oh, it's a sexy car ride. And he goes, oh, well, a sexy car ride is me putting my hands between your legs.
Starting point is 00:23:07 And then maybe I just tease you a little bit, on button, those pants a little bit, and putting my hand under your shirt and go, you're sexy, sexy drives like a-ra. She's like, okay, maybe I need to start concentrating on driving. Okay, so now the girls are mad that she had that conversation
Starting point is 00:23:25 in the car. So now she has to be a nun. What the fuck are you guys talking about? Page, if you're a girl's girl, why did you ever hook up with Carl? He hooked up with Lindsay first. Sierra, Lindsay hooked up with Austin first. Like if someone touched him first,
Starting point is 00:23:39 no one can even talk about sex. Have you seen the show that you're on? You all fucked each other. What are you talking about? Wait, Carl and Lindsey hooked up before page and Carl did in the pantry. Didn't take was the finger thing before. Fingering was after that. Oh, thank you. Just saved me a lot of trouble from people getting pissed at my timeline. Okay. I take that back.
Starting point is 00:24:00 People are like closing their laptops slowly, like, well, that was a close call. Okay. Not be sending off that tweet. Correction, correction. I'd probably pull that back. Yeah. So, um, uh, I bet, well, but their evidence is not good because Amanda's like, not Kyle, if you're a girls girl, you're a girls girl all the time, not just when there's a rumor to share and page goes, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:23 And also Andrea Lake Ternivel in the middle of the summer. And I would do that to another girlfriend. And so then we see like what this nipple thing was. And we saw it during the show. It was just like a stupid, it was like a stupid like, all right, kids, we're on nipple. You can't survive nipple. Yeah, they're stretching.
Starting point is 00:24:40 They're stretching for this. There's plenty of examples to use against Lindsay, but they're having to resort to this. It's like you get this, this show is about being drunk sluts with each other, all of you. And now you're gonna get mad that someone had sexual talking. Ooh, in an automobile. So, so basically now it's like break time and they're like kind of like all walking backstage
Starting point is 00:25:10 and pages like I'm done with them, I am done okay they say respect your elders but I just can't do it with Lindsay anymore okay I am done and Amanda's like but Carl works for us and Carl's a friend and Carl's been like really wonderful and being on Zoom calls. He showed us how to put a filter on our faces and he showed us how to do breakout rooms. It's been great with Carl though. Page goes Carl's an asshole. Yeah, but Carl's just been tainted by Lindsay. Oh yeah Carl. The ultimate classy guy Carl, okay?
Starting point is 00:25:46 Listen, we finally did get a season 6.0 Carl But did you not see any of the clips they showed? Really? Yeah, police and pages like yeah, I think the word is Manipulee Pid John So another back on the sofas and
Starting point is 00:26:04 and Amanda says to page and Lindsay she goes you to John John So now they're back on their sofas and And Amanda says to Paige and Lindsay she goes you to look like mermaids and Danielle goes that hate each other Which by the way, I feel like most mermaids hate each other. Let's be honest. I Know they're just like oh call that girl think she's gonna get her legs first. We'll see about that bitch Yeah, there's no way like they they always go fake. I love the demand that starts with, I mean, she's been, she's tainted Carl. Yeah, Lens is giving Carl the Lensie taint. Then she's like, I'm Lensy, you look like a mermaid.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Yeah, that's true. That's okay. I'm just here for you, Lensy. I'm just trying to be your friend. Yeah. So then, like on the other sofa, Lucas like stretching or something is like, oh, oh, oh, hot dish. My eyes like, all you're doing is complaining in my ear and grunting. He's like, oh, oh, you sound like my mom. Hey, can you make a tuna casserole? Let's just put this in the test. Are you my mom? Kyle, you're probably the biggest alcoholic in this whole group. How are you so lean? And Amanda goes it's inch and the you know how when you get older your cheeks start sinking in
Starting point is 00:27:21 It's both like a defense and a total like a big car. When you get older, you just turn into a skeleton with a mullet, you know, man, he's like, no, I'm, yeah, I'm all I'm dying for my chase to sink in. All right, we're back. Over the years, we've seen Lindsay and Carl search for love in New York, the Hamptons, and even the Bansary! But in a plot twist rate from a 90s romcom, would they find out that true love was totally unavailable so that they could just settle for each other?
Starting point is 00:28:00 Let's find out! Settling the new Robcom. Settle House. Now on Bravo Mondays. Yeah, that's their spin-off. That's like their Settle House spin-off. Yeah, Settle House. They just all go visit Lindsay and Carl in the house they bought every summer.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Yeah, so we get a montage of their love over the years, like starting with even like even see like an Everett flashback where Carl's like, Oh, y'all, this is pretty hot ever. He's like, ah, yes, yes. So, um, then Andy goes, Well, we saw sparks the last weekend. Remember when I visited the house, I was like, what is this toxic dumpy bunch of poor slabs? You shouldn't even be on our network. A toxic dumpy bunch of poor slabs you shouldn't even be on our network! Ah, but I said it's love in this that pile of flea-infested garbage in your house.
Starting point is 00:28:51 So that's the beginning? Um, so let's see here. Yeah, we see this like crazy relationship. And then Andy asking if the beginning was after prom and she's like, Well, there was like three weeks between prom, Labor Day and the wedding and we were like hanging out like all of those, Daniels between them, between those wings. And then we hear, see you. And Sierra's like, did you just hear my stomach?
Starting point is 00:29:17 Yes. I did just hear your stuff, put something in the goddamn lady jeans. Also, if I was not joking. Like, some of us not joking. And the audio people also turned up the audio on it. So I was like, whoa. It was like, Lexi. Lexi,
Starting point is 00:29:37 oh, voodoo, my stomach. So, um, Carlin's, we're very high school with their relationship in the first month because they didn't know if it was gonna be be like a thing or not and cause high school was like sex for me. And he goes, did you get drunk during lunch? I'm going to go like, no, I wish I was drunk. And um, Lindsay's like, well, I mean, I don't know, man, can you see yourself doing going
Starting point is 00:30:04 to distance? And he said, yeah, can you see yourself doing going the distance? And he said, yeah, so now we're in a relationship. And so then Andy asked Lindsay if she stopped drinking and she said she did it because he was really trying to get to that one year. And so she quit with him to help him get over the finish line. And she agreed to be his teammate through the holidays. And your auntie's like, well, your eggs from our now everyone's beeswax apparently says, Lindsay, are you pregnant?
Starting point is 00:30:34 And if she says no, I do not believe her, Lindsay. So she stands up because does this look like a pregnant body? And she basically says she just hasn't been drinking, but she's gonna go back to drinking, but her relationship with alcohol has changed forever, which makes me sad personally. So then, then it's like, wow, well, Judy from Judy Town says, hey, the couple of social media posts with Carl are excessive.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Your relationship feels like a PR campaign. Why do you feel the need to post so much with Carl? It's ruining Instagram. And then she's like, well, we're together all the time. And you know, that's just the way it is. And so, and he's like, yeah, but like no one in the house needs to like the photos of you and Carl. Why do you think that? Why is it that the house seems to like the photos of you and Carl. Why do you think that?
Starting point is 00:31:25 Why is it that no one seems to like your photos? Something Amanda. She goes, um, well, the algorithm is really weird and like not everyone comes up in your feed. No. Okay, okay, man. And she's like, I didn't even notice that. But you know, she's going to now.
Starting point is 00:31:44 She's gonna go home like, oh my God. But he's my kidding. Literally nobody is like anything. And Andrea is like, I do, I like. It comes to my algorithm. I say like heart. Legs me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Yeah. So Amanda's like, oh, so Amanda, Danielle, Hamson from a Tisizer says, Danielle, a couple of years ago, you dated Carl and even gave him a hand job in a cab. Wow. So as Lindsay and Carl's relationship awkward for you, Danielle's like, uh, I don't remember doing, I don't remember that like at all. So it was a light hand job. Actually, it was like over the pants over the chinos, basically, essentially, it was like you were just kind of like rubbing me to
Starting point is 00:32:31 the beat of the NBC four music that came on on the cab TV show. Okay. And of course, it was Kyle, the one he said, said this. And she's like, well, I mean, the most difficult part of the relationship is that like we were so close, but like the friendship ship dynamic had to change and I was selfish and I didn't want the friendship dynamic to change. So that's why I didn't pursue things with Carl. And now the friendship dynamics are changed because let's eat it. So great. Yeah. Things with Robert are sure going great though. Yeah, yeah. I mean, this just makes me happy. Like, maybe someday we'll get you to a double date when Robert's not in Colorado or in the Hamptons
Starting point is 00:33:18 or really anywhere. He's only spends one day with me a year now. That's very sad. So then Andy's asking if they're gonna move in and Carl's like, well, you know, she loves the ball, if we could have moved in, y'all should be one of the least out. So we're just kind of like debating whether we're gonna rent or buy a house in the Hamptons or buy a house in the city and rent the Hamptons.
Starting point is 00:33:37 We just wanna know how to blow all the money we sort of don't have. Oh my God, you guys are talking about buying a house. Call it a long time. That's an incident. sort of don't have. Oh my God, you guys are talking about buying a house. Kyle. That's a bad time to buy house guys. It's a bad time to buy house. Let's go. Yeah, we've heard that. For me, almost. Lane.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Amanda is so pissed that Lindsey and Carl's timeline is catching up to there so quickly. Yes. And so then there's a show of hands, like who's down for this couple? And so everybody raises their hand and Andy's like, speak now. I've ever old your piece. And Amanda's like, I'm just nervous about how fast you're moving.
Starting point is 00:34:19 What are you talking about? What are you talking about? This isn't a six season. They've. This is in six seasons. They've known each other for six years. What the hell are you talking about? They've known each other longer than you and Kyle have. Yeah, this is ridiculous. They've all started as long at least
Starting point is 00:34:39 because I'm not sure of my timelines are all fucked up today, but they've known each other at least as long as you guys Yeah, and so then and he's like well, you know, I noticed that page Maya and Sierra seem pretty tapping about this relationship What do you think Sierra? Give us something good and we also have a little bit of a cookie that you can get too early for that stomach of yours It's really hard to hear your voice over it So she's like well for me honestly Sorry stomach well as long as Carl's happy cool. I'm rooting for it fine And pay just like well honestly, I wish them the best like I really don't care like I do hope to get married in my house They'll be like okay, your warmth is overwhelming.
Starting point is 00:35:26 That's great. So we cut to commercial and Amanda's like, Kyle, why don't we buy a house? If they can a house before us, you're dead to me. So when we come back, we now have a segment that talks about the race on Summer House and the Hamptons, et cetera, where we address really a big moment on the show where Maya and Sierra talked to the house,
Starting point is 00:35:50 and we got a flashback of that incident. And I have to say, the thing that was amusing to me the summer round is that now that flashback has like a little nuance of meaning to it because the thing that really put Maya over the edge was when Andrea didn't even know Maya's name, and he called her Lexi. And now that we know Lexi is this presence in Andrea's life,
Starting point is 00:36:16 I thought it was really funny. They called her Lexi. Like, he's just like that obsessed with Lexi that he's just seeing her everywhere. So, she's like, I mean, the guy didn't even know my name. Every time I would walk into a room, he would just start crying. Lexi, how do you think that made me feel? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:34 So someone basically said that they thought this was the most open and genuine conversation about race they've ever seen on Bravo. And we just, you know, Maya talks about how having the conversation was really scary. She had to take some shots before doing it. And that her, her parents do watch, her family watches, and that her parents actually reached out to her to say that they were proud of her, which was really sweet because it was, it was a very good moment, I thought. And then Abby's like, Alex, what about fourth of July party when someone compares you
Starting point is 00:37:07 to Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan? Do you even fight? And Alex is like, I didn't know what to do. I mean, it was my first party. So dude comes up to me and says, dude, what's the Wi-Fi and could you get me a drink with that Wi-Fi? And I was like, why do you think I don't belong here? And I think he thought it was a compliment, but he was like, you look like Bruce Lee.
Starting point is 00:37:30 And then I realized it wasn't a dude. It was just a lady who had her hair back and her name was Ramona Singer, I believe. She said she came from across the street. It was really weird. So Kyle's like, why did you bottle that up? And I mean, it's like, Maya, you went through that too, right? I was like, yeah, I was told that it was really cool. Sierra brought her sister to the party.
Starting point is 00:37:53 And then it's, and then they, it's your basis, like the reason why Alex didn't bring it up and why no one brings it up is because it happened so often. That's like, at a certain point, you're like, you just learn how to deal with this. Like, why even bother bringing this up you know. So then so then Andy asks who made Maya feel the most included after that whole incident and she said that it was actually Andrea made like a real 180 and like went out of his way to make her feel included which really meant a lot to her. But, but then you know, you were very quiet in that conversation.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Why, Daniel? Why? And she's like, well, look, I related to what they were saying, but I've been going to the Hamptons for a while before the show even existed. And I felt like this wasn't my place to like interject myself from the conversation because the black experience isn't the same as my experience. But in that moment, Sierra didn't acknowledge me
Starting point is 00:38:52 as a person of color, a purple of color, nice running, a person of color. And so she's like, starts crying. And then we see a clip basically of Sierra saying, and then I came into the house as the only person of color ever. And Sierra's like, but I was specifically talking about being black and a black person in the haptons and a black woman, you know, she's like, I wouldn't diminish you as a person knowing what I go through. And so she cries. And she's like, it's just, you know,
Starting point is 00:39:23 my language is like politically correct because when we're having these conversations, I don't want my housemates to feel like they have to be on the defense about everything. Which I get I get too, you know, I mean, I like I liked Danielle's entire response. I think that like I think she was Justifiably hurt by like sort of being a race out of that. And I don't think Sierra meant it in a bad way. I guess that's all I mean is I didn't take it as Sierra er, er, er, er, er, erasing her. I think I feel like I understood that Sierra was saying I came in as the only black person. But I mean, the fuck do I know? That's just the impression I got while I was watching it, you know?
Starting point is 00:40:06 No, I think that I don't think Sierra meant it anyway, but you have to imagine that, like, you know, I think that Danielle understood it on some level, but like it still hurts, you know, if like we're talking about, you know, like, I think it's probably, it's probably not great to hear when you are a person of color, someone else come in and be like,
Starting point is 00:40:28 I'm the first person of color ever in them in the house of white people. It probably, I cannot understand why that probably hit on something for Danielle, like very deep. But I don't think it was malicious, and it seemed like they, I was glad I liked the way it was all It was all Disgust etc. I thought that was a good a good moment for Bravo. Yeah
Starting point is 00:40:53 So she's basically like look I just watched what I say with my words because I don't want it anything to get lost in translation basically and everyone's like you did great and So Carl is... By the way, we also talk about Kyle. Kyle's big revelation during this. He's like, wow, I realize I just have to like, I gotta listen to people and like, understand what's going on in their lives. I was like, wow, Kyle, I'm glad to see you've been here
Starting point is 00:41:19 for the past two years in pop culture culture in America. Commercials, here comes one right now. So Carl, we got a commercial. I think this is what you're bad to get to. And Carl's like, hey, oh, Andy, oh, I hate to screw you up. But your left shoes aren't tied. Want me to get that for you? Like, I mean, I would. What would you like?
Starting point is 00:41:43 Want me to do that? I could do that. You're living for you, Andy. Not gonna lie. It would be fun. Look right by the way. And looks like, well, my, I mean, you could have said you wanted to date me. That would have been sick.
Starting point is 00:41:52 She's like, oh, Jesus Christ, Luke. Like fucking crack a joint. Grang out like, okay, we're back. Godland, Amanda. I just wrote, oh, Jesus. I wrote, ellipses, oh, Jesus. Kyle and Amanda. I just wrote, oh Jesus. My bro, ellipses. Oh Jesus. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Yeah. So it's the Kyle and Amanda getting married segment. And Andy's like, well, we got a lot of tweets, Amanda, about how hot your dad is. Is he single? And would he like to experiment with a reunion host? Just wondering. Um, and then we get the clips of like Amanda.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Where are you? Call 22, go 23, go 24. And then they talk about how hot Kyle's dad is. And um, also how hot her mom is. And, and he's like, are you intimidated Kyle? And he's like, well, when I mess up, I have my tail between my legs. That's for sure, Andy.
Starting point is 00:42:49 And he's like, well, how did your dad feel about your behavior? How did her dad feel about your behavior earlier this season, Kyle? That was questionable. Yeah. And basically, he doesn't watch the show, but his friends do. And so, so I think Kyle really gets away with a lot because the dad doesn't watch the show, but his friends do. And so, I think Kyle really gets away with a lot because the dad doesn't watch.
Starting point is 00:43:08 And then Andy goes, well, there's been a discourse on what happens live and also among you guys about whether you should have gone through the wedding, Kyle, you've waited hours for this moment. Are you excited to be a victim right now? Cause this is your moment. Oh, God, Kyle really cows it up in this one, right? He pulls the Kyle Richards playbook. He just comes in like, it's just like those type of singers. Andy, like, guys, I'm not
Starting point is 00:43:38 pull it through because they show Sierra on what happens live saying that the question was the house of me. Did you say this? I'm sorry. No, I didn't go into. I didn't say what Sierra said on on what happens live. Right. Basically, he asked Sierra, if you were Amanda, would you go through with the webbing and
Starting point is 00:43:56 Sierra's like, oh my god, that's a tough question. But no. So she's like, you know, I'm just saying like if it was me, if it my fiance and I mean I probably wouldn't go through with it He's like well, I'm just saying Third because like when people are part of my life and they're just so vocal about it Like I just I have to try to understand where people are cutting from And he goes he prick me do I not bleed and I have, I have, he goes, he prick me. Do I not bleed?
Starting point is 00:44:24 And then get drunk. And he's like, is there one person that really hurt you? Look who had the room. Pick one. And he's like, well, Bates of the man is best friend, but since the summer, like I was watching him back and like, it hurts. It hurts.
Starting point is 00:44:42 And then we see the clip of him having a fit at the table in pound again, walking off, because his problems are bigger than everybody else's. Sorry, Paige was completely in the right on that one. Team Paige on that one. Yeah, she was like, I don't know how the fuck she's marrying you, he's a psychopath when it gets mad. And am I correct?
Starting point is 00:44:58 Like that moment was never really scrutinized on this reunion, right? There never was a moment where Andy was like, Kyle, why did you lose your shit at that table? Those are ridiculous. I don't think you remember that happening last week. Maybe it did and I blocked it out. It seems like Andy avoids giving Kyle the chance
Starting point is 00:45:14 to do any of this at the reunion. Like he just kind of ignores Kyle. He calls him a stupid drunk half the time and then just seems to ignore him so he doesn't have to listen to his bullshit. You know, he's like, I don't wanna repeat of that. I don't wanna hear it from Kyle. It feels like he kind of gives him,
Starting point is 00:45:31 like he hits the ignore button. Yeah, and so Kyle is like, Kyle is like, I just wish Paige that with these feelings you have, you would just, oh, she would come to me a little bit more and she's like, um, listen, I was never like, you should leave Kyle. I just was like, I don't understand how she could ever marry you and spend the rest of her life with you and potentially have children
Starting point is 00:45:53 bring people, humans into this world that share your DNA. But I never said she shouldn't marry you. Kyle, if you don't want people commenting on your relationship, stop bitching to every single person in the house about it and crying about it and interrupting dinners, screaming about how you're so stressed about it. Like, you can't do that and then expect nobody to say anything, you know, like you're acting like a jackass. Of course, our friends are gonna say,
Starting point is 00:46:17 he's acting like a jackass. Like, what do you think? Yeah, so then Andy goes, well, how do you feel about Hannah's comment? Hannah, who got married to Des this past weekend, by the way, how do you feel about Hannah's comment Hannah who got married to Des this past weekend By the way, how do you feel about Hannah's comment? On the same day as Stasi. A Stasi it was big, I mean big Bravo Bravo alum wedding weekend.
Starting point is 00:46:34 She had like the runoff wedding. Stasi had like a big Italian wedding in Rome. Right. And then Hannah just had like, okay, well everyone wanted to go to a wedding this weekend, but couldn't, so come to mind. Gonna eat me. So how do you feel about Hannah's comment last season?
Starting point is 00:46:58 Hey, don't speak to me the way you speak to Amanda. Now that we've all seen the way that you speak to Amanda, which is funny because we've always seen the way Kyle has spoken to Amanda, but Kyle goes, well, everything wrong with Hannah has nothing to do with my tone with Amanda or Hannah or women. She just deflects. Okay, well, seems like you just deflected the question. And Amanda's like, yeah, what's another good answer Kyle? And he's like, all right, I'll give it another go. And he's like, I think we got it. good answer, Kyle. And he's like, all right, I'll give it another go. And he's like, I think we got it.
Starting point is 00:47:27 And also I got to disanis. So that was fun. So let's talk about the prenup. And Amanda's like, fine, let's talk about it. We did not sign one because like guys, I'm very naive. And like, I didn't know what a prenup was. And like, I didn't understand the risk. And there's like such a stigma about it.
Starting point is 00:47:47 You know, it's because it's always been a negative thing you see it in tablet. That's what I grew up around that you see it in tablets. First of all, you're actually like you grew up in a different year than everyone else. We all grew up in the same time. And okay, it's fine for you to not really know. Like, that's okay.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Like, the, you know, in life, we don't know everything. And the point is that we learn and we teach ourselves things. And if someone says there's a thing that you should look into, and if you have literally your future husband saying, please carve out some time to look into this. Just look into it. Like, it doesn't, like, it doesn't, the naive thing doesn't land as well
Starting point is 00:48:20 when we've watched Kyle repeatedly say, could you please look into this? Cause I think it's something that we should do. Just look into it. Do your research. Well, she's just screwed herself, you know, like so, have fun with that. Like, I don't know what point you think you won,
Starting point is 00:48:36 but Grand Pappy's trust is about to be turned into like a ginger ale flavored tea, okay, without calling it. So enjoy that. So she's like, my name, like I didn't understand it protects me from his death also. And kind of like that's why I said to Google it. She goes, well, clearly I'm lazy and I didn't do it. And Kyle.
Starting point is 00:48:57 So then Andy asked who's planning to sign up pre-knop and all the women raise their hands. And Sierra's like, you know, pre-knops have this stigma, apparently according to Amanda, that like the man has all this money and you sign up pre-knop and all the women raise their hands. And Sierra is like, you know, pre-knops have this stigma apparently according to Amanda that like the man has all this money and you sign up pre-knops so you don't get shit. But I think actually we all are women who have our own shit and we want to protect it. So yeah, sorry, sorry, Amanda. Sorry, you're screwed. Well, Asper from team says Maya will Kyle and Amanda's relationship last and whose relationship will stand the test of time. And Mike goes, I mean, I hope their relationship lasts like, I don't know the dynamics of
Starting point is 00:49:33 people's relationships. I mean, I hope they're happy. It's great vote of confidence. It's like, I don't really know that. I said, like, five things to Kyle all summer. I'll be honest. So, I was like, well, you do seem happy. I mean you guys talking about having babies and Amanda's like when we're talking about I but Kyle still works till three in the morning and then he's working all day and I barely get to talk to him
Starting point is 00:49:56 So I don't want to be pregnant with a newborn and he can't be with the baby God I'm gone. So, uh, peanut from allergies ruined the coach says, Kyle, are you married to your job? Or do Amanda? And sick. Oh my God, he's married with his job. He has a building. He's building a future for us so Andy.
Starting point is 00:50:18 And like one of the things I fell in love with him out, Kyle, it's his work, I think. Yeah. I'm just falling in love with him out Kyle. It's his work, I think. Yeah, so basically right now they're just gonna bask in not having to plan a wedding. And Amanda says how Kyle was just like, they both were just so much happier once the wedding was over. And then he goes, well, Kyle, you look light as a feather. And Kyle goes and stiff as a bowler.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Okay, what have been hotter of Carl had said that, but unfortunately, just you and I have to look inside of your body. I'll tell you to shoot that, I'll be. All right, Carl, I don't want to have to kick you so you can leave my shoe area and go back to sitting there to Litton's League. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:51:00 So then I break the girls are doing like selfie videos and the Sierra says something like I don't like the filters these days and Kyle's like I thought you said only fans. Oh yeah, blah blah. And the Sierra is like maybe we should do like a joint summer house only fans account. And he's like, you guys would make so much money. money and Carl goes y'all Carl could do an Only Fans Business Talk with that assured on oh Wait Andy are you doing a foot only fans that wire wire shoes? I'm tired of taking shoes off. I just can't I can't be in this in between space.
Starting point is 00:51:48 All hard for me. So they talk about how this group is so incestuous, like so pop it level. And who's made out with someone here, they're like, wait, just one person. Wait, how many people? All right, let's start with one more. Two or more, three or more. Lindsay, anybody made out with Lindsay? Just raise your hand if you made out with,
Starting point is 00:52:13 let's go person by person. And so Amanda turns out has actually made out with Lindsay. And we see some unseen footage of Lindsay and Amanda kissing. But they're kissing in front of Danielle and Robert. And Robert, while they're kissing, Robert is, I don't know what the context of kissing, but they're kissing in front of Danielle and Robert and Robert while they're kissing Robert is I don't know what the context of this but he goes as much as I hated your face before I think I hated it even more with the eyeballs I don't know I don't know what that sentence means, but I really like to hear you there So then Andy's like well that was a fun segment. Let's get back to page being
Starting point is 00:52:47 a sour first bra. I want to point out that you haven't turned your head to the side in the six hours we've been here. Just okay, wait, in my defense, that couch talked more than this couch. And I've been trying to keep my shoulders back and be conscious of my posture. Also, I hate crawling Lindsay and hopefully Diana fire. So that's why I am. Well, Lindsay, do you feel like you're getting shade from her? And Pete goes, no, she would. No. If I was giving her shade and she'd call me out on it. See, I'm walking back. My Sarah puts right now. It's about posture. And it's not about Lindsay at all. While still not speaking to Lindsay or looking at Lindsay or letting Lindsay answer the question.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Not doing like a simple like look, I can look at my elders. Look, look, I'm looking to my right now and now I'm back looking to my, I shouldn't even do that. So of course, like, how may I walk? Okay, there's definitely tension and I know like I've been having Lindsay's back today, but like I'm sorry for like big ring because like there's been like a lot of misunderstandings. I'm like, guys, we're like learning. Okay, like we're learning things, you know? I'm like, I'm not trying to comment you page.
Starting point is 00:53:51 I'm just like trying to protect and defend. You know what I mean? Cause there's been like a tough season of like, learning stuff, like Andy, just Andy, what'd you just learn? Keep your shoe tied. Because it's like really important. Right? You know, like there's the bunny ears and the bunny runs around the circle and goes
Starting point is 00:54:11 in the hole or something. What was that? Well, I'm anyway, we're all learning a lot of things and he's got a shoes tied. And I'm sorry for this bickering. It's just a lot. I'm not gonna lie. It was a lot, but everyone looks great by the way. So Andy still doesn't look at them.
Starting point is 00:54:24 She still will not look at them. He's like, I'd like to thank everyone here. I'd like to say everyone here. Thanks so much for airing this out. Learned a lot. Or learned a lot. Maybe like, uh, I don't think it's here now because Dave still looks like that. Look at his hilarious. Well, I appreciate that apology, but I put everything out there every summer, and that really hurt my feelings, but I appreciate that apology, but I put everything out there every summer, and that really hurt my feelings, but I appreciate the thank you. I appreciate that. So thank
Starting point is 00:54:49 you. Thank you very much. And then there's just like silence. Silence. Andy's looking left in my silence. Andy looks like a dog. They can't find the ball that's behind him. He's looking left and right. Like, where is it? And then looking at you, like, it's kind of your fault. I'm looking at you like it's kind of your fault. So Lindsay, what do you think about the success rate of relationships on this show? Well, I mean, there's one. So there's a answer, Andy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:19 And then Annie is like, it's better than the bachelor, right? And then Andreas, like, what sprint? Alex is the bachelor. What is bachelor announced, it's better than the bachelor, right? And then Andreas, like, was sprinted out. She's the bachelor. What is the bachelor announced like it's a show? He's, oh, is it show? They go, is it, but they go crazy. I don't know it. So let's see.
Starting point is 00:55:35 So they're talking about all their relationships and how they all know each other through each other, basically. And he's like, so, it may just looks good because you met Craig through Cowsbert Day. And she's like so great. It just looks good because you met Craig through Kiles birthday and she's like, well, time will tell Andy time will tell. I mean, look at Lindsey's face. Time is telling it off, completely telling it out constantly. Time is furious with Lindsey's face. So well, now that the season's over, let's just trigger Ronnie-Carom one last time, because we don't have shots.
Starting point is 00:56:08 This time, we have giant, oversized, delicious looking cookies that were so easy for Maya to whip up that she's got a tray of them right here that she's casually passing off to everyone. Wow, they're so good that everyone's eating them before we even do our toaster. That could. Wow, they're so good that everyone's eating them before we even do our toast. They're that good. Anyone who ever gets their hands on these cookies has to be one lucky bastard. And Andy's like, you bake these, my. This is iconic, my cookies. Wow.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Yeah. So they do a toast and call these the toast because well to health and happiness and to friends and to be on the receiving end of Zinger's bad relationship because you're just trying the best that you can. We're all growing. We're all maturing, believe it or not. And screw the paint on gallery. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Page like start a podcast Kyle, okay, you should start a podcast and call it dictator than dinner table. We get that etiquette. Yeah. Cheers. Okay, let's make this and please I've tried to end this five times. Okay, let's end this, please. Oh, and a digital quick.
Starting point is 00:57:14 I think your shoelace may be in the cookie. Oh, you want me to tie it? I can tie it for you. Cookie, I want to thank you for like teaching me so much. All right, I've like learned so much from this cookie. Thank you, Snickers, it'll for you. I can tie for you. I want to thank you for like teaching me so much. All right. I've like learned so much from this cookie. Thank you, Snickers. It'll make you really sorry about bickering with the chocolate chocolate chip cookie. I'm learning a lot.
Starting point is 00:57:33 I'm going to stand up for my woman chocolate chipper. All right. All right, everybody. That brings us to the end of another summer house. And for those of you who are really only here for summer house, we're doing Southern Charm trailer next week. So join us for that probably on our bonus episode, I think. And we'll see you back for Southern charm or winter house or whichever show you young kids are into these days.
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