Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Trash TV

Episode Date: February 26, 2021

Since the dawn of reality television, there has been no rite of passage like the trivial fight over a household chore, and this week's Summer House delivered on all fronts. Yes, we had our first silly blowup of the season that didn't involve Luke or sandwiches, and it was great. God bless Kyle's obsessive cleanliness and Hannah's chronic laziness.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch For Crapins, a podcast, but all that crap we just love to watch on Bravo I'm Ben Mandelker can also find me on the game brain podcast and joining me It's the one and only the sandwich making Ronnie Keran. What's going on Ronnie? Well, how man? Yes, I am definitely a sandwich Sturbator. I do not rely on anybody to make my sandwiches. I'm perfectly happy making my own sandwich.

Well, I do rely on people to make me a sandwich, which begs the question, how many sandwiches have you made me, Ronnie, this week? How many? And I'm never going to. I will order you on on DoorDash, however. Okay, that's kind of, I'm like kind of a cuckold, I guess, partner,

where I'm like, you know what, I ain't fucking you, but I will find you someone on the internet who will. Okay. I feel like you make great sandwiches. I do. Yeah. I sense that. You know that I make my own tomato jam for sandwiches?

I'm not much maker people. Yes. This is why you hate the guy on Food Network so much, because you love making sandwiches that you just see a hack. You can smell a hack a mile away. Oh yeah, God that fucking guy. I still get triggered thinking about that guy and he actually became one of the more successful food network people too, didn't he? You did. He did because he was on that show they do. Like I forgot what the kitchen or something like that Mom and sandwiches

Hey The reason why we're talking about sandwiches is because today is summer house and we're still coasting up the high from last week When Lindsay was like So it's just a really exciting moment for us. So we are here to recap summer house There's nothing left to say the weekend is here. So let us dive into it. So pre-wit, be. Previously, if you happen to finger me in the middle of the night, I won't be mad at you.

Okay. Right. Yeah. You know, you know what that's called assault. Okay. That is called assault. Speaking of which, I would prefer some salt on my sandwiches. What was the last time you put a salt on my sandwich? Have you noticed that by the way we have not heard the theme song all summer long, we just get like the shot of Summer House and the sand in the beach? I need that theme song.

I need that theme song back. You know what? I didn't even realize it until right now until you said it, but yeah, I need that thing. How does it go? It goes like this. We're going down. I'm right in the soul, we're right in the soul. We're going down. We're going down.

I'll show you the way. It's the sound of something losing power. It is like the is the sound of a brown It's the sound of one of those things those floppy air things in front of a car wash like being powered down for the evening God we hate making new listeners don't we? It's like any chance that there is one new listener today. We just totally just flush that shit right down the toilet. If you're obsessed with summer house enough that you are seeking out watch or crap ends... I think they're very happy right now.

So... I'm going down! This low sound of like something circling the drain in a toilet made into a theme song. That's what it is. But we don't have that, but we do have this song. Are you gonna come back, come back around? Yeah, we got a lot of good, Trixi Monical songs. Trixi Monical, I feel like I have to say this right now because there are a lot of good Trixi Monical songs Trixi Monical I feel like I have to say this right now because there are a lot of people on

So Xiaomendia who are whose minds are blown that so Xiaomendia is actually not a real person or blog as just a fancy way of saying social media So as long as we were clarifying what so Xiaomendia stands for we should mention that Trixi Monical is also not a real person This is our like our twice a year announcement Trixi Monical is the not a real person. This is our twice a year announcement. Trixi Monical is the person that we believe makes all the generic. She is real. Have dare you say I'm not real. You know what? I'm a real woman with real feelings.

I'm a woman who started her career with men. He think they know everything. And then I got rid of three arm off to person. Now I'm a single single in the city Paul I wonder what I saw on the about this is called are you gonna come back okay all right hit it Paul all right are you gonna come back are you gonna come back a ride Paul that was genius is genius and that to bravo okay that's on my phone this week so we opened with Luke in bed. And he's like, oh, God, I could not fucking sleep. Well, hopefully you were worried about the goddamn table

outside. Do you know who had the most uncomfortable sleep of all the table outside who was put together improperly, sir? Yeah, yeah, not even the termites want to touch that. They're like, mm, I think I have for something a little bit more like actual farm to table.

This is just more like home depot of table. So can I just say also that my computer just popped up. It's time to empty your trash. What are you going to do with your trash? What a perfect thing to come up during summer house. I know. That is, summer house is basically the emptying of the trash of Bravo at the end of the week. It's like, okay, we made it to the end of the week. Let us put on summer house and empty out the trash

Of our souls and we're actually having an episode about emptying the trash today Yeah, literal episode about emptying trash I mean, yeah, why wasn't there an option for engaging it? You know there was a button that said empty it And there was a button that said remind me later. I need the button that says I gonna engage in this shit. What do you think I'm gonna do with my trash? I know I need my Mac to say do you want to empty your trash or do you want to send it to reality TV? Because that's basically the the pipeline there. I think that I actually have to say by the way that this episode made me happy because A big blowout about taking out the trash is what I've been waiting for on Summer House for five years.

This is what I actually signed up for, is people going nuts. The first three episodes of the season were fine, there's the Luke and Hannah stuff, whatever. But I've been waiting for them to go nuts about household errands. We saw obviously the the sandwich thing last week was like our first crack. And now we have a full on trash fight. It's really going in a direction that I can support right now.

Well, because it's also the most realistic thing that we're watching about COVID, right? I mean, how many divorces have happened during COVID over stuff like this? Traff, like when you make me a sandwich. I mean, not having the maid come once a week. This is the biggest shift we've seen on Bravo. Like watching people actually have to clean their own houses.

I mean, Bronwyn Windom Burke actually abused her husband over. I know. It's a huge, huge game changer. This is a very relatable episode. I mean, who's making the sandwiches? Who's taking out the trash? Which male model has broken your heart, you know, in a relationship

you were never in, you know, it really is the cool experience. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I had so many breakups with Mark Wahlberg back in the day when he was on Calvin Klein, Bill Bords in Times Square. Oh my God. Yeah. I was so in love. Like, I've had my feelings hurt so many times by someone. I don't even know yeah

It's it can really have a feeling girl. Mm-hmm. So Lucas texting Sierra I mean like hey gorgeous head you sleep and she has nope. She's not gonna respond I still think while in oh go ahead. Sorry. No, it's because I still think they're gonna hook up this season But anyway regardless who? Luke and Sierra well, they're already already hitting up. They don't count. I'm just saying, I think that she's going through the motions right now of being supportive of Hannah. And then eventually she's going to be like, okay, I've put in my time doing that. Now I'm going to get, I'm going to get boned the way I want

to do when I signed up for the show. Oh, yeah. So then we get a glimpse into Perry and Paige's fascinating relationship. They're on the phone in bed and he's like get wait for you I can't wait for you. I know puppy. It's Perry. We're playing our game It's called who can turn off the audience faster so Then we see Carl and Danielle and like this makeshift gym and and Danielle's like oh Carl, can you teach me this? She's standing by an Erg machine.

And he's like, oh yeah, you want to do 20 minutes? Yeah, great, you want to do it. And then we just see lots of footage of Danielle on that Erg machine, fast forward, slow mo. Just like, it feels almost like the rest of the episode. Any time we cut to Danielle, she's on the Erg machine. Yeah, Danielle's storyline, I love that Danielle has kept the same storyline that she's had all these years, which is that she just works. But now we actually see it. Because it used

to seem so fake, right? Because it would just show Danielle on the street going, oh, filing, filing, phone calls, phone calls, meetings, meetings, and like clunky heels or whatever. But now we see that she actually does work. And she exercises. And she exercises, turn her lunch break. And then Kyle's carrying a mandor around. He's like, oh my God, you farted. Was that a quife? Is this count as personality right now?

Anyone? So Sierra and Hannah are in the kitchen and Hannah, it's awkward. So Hannah's like, oh, are you okay? It's like, are you okay? She's like, well, last night I got a little upset and I feel disinpointed because like, I don't want to fight, you know, like coping with heartbreak is one thing, but like the anger that was a lot.

I'm just like, yeah, I mean, he apologized to me, but like, I don't want to be friends with someone who treats your friends like he treated you. Yeah, I just want to fuck him. And then, by the way, and then in the middle of this, we just see Luke trying to put on a shirt and it kind of gets stuck and he goes, Goddamn. That's like the new thing they do with Luke. Just a cutaway where he goes, Goddamn.

They always cut to Luke when they're talking about him about being a horrible person. And he's just like doing the most mundane things. It's like, it's Luke is a month, the way that Luke spoke to me. I fared it. I know it's like Luke is a monster, cut to the trying to put like a shirt on a hanger and it falls off the hanger. Damn. Oh, what you do to that shirt.

So Sierra tells us she grew up Southern traditional. So she wants respect, okay. And some guy yelling at Hannah, I am not touching that. I'm like, mm-hmm. Because her parents got divorced. Her parents got divorced and they argued a lot. So it's just like another one of the like guys yelling at Hannah thing, like, trigger stuff going on this. Yeah. So then Luke is calling his sister and she's funny because she like poses because she knows she's on TV. Yeah. She's like, hello, buddy. So they, she has a new pet. So that's what's going on in her life. So how's Luke

doing? I mean, it's like, well, this house is upside down. The kitchen's ended up for the store. It hasn't worked since we got here. You know, all the room is in the bath. Instead of the bath is in the, it's crazy here. Right? Pepsi, Derby. You can't even make a hack dish. And I see, even if I did, it probably would be a disaster

because you apparently had to put the dish in upside down. How do you keep food into a dish that's upside down? It's upside down else. Um, so she's like, if you've been playing tennis with Hannah, and he's like, well, you know, he tells us my sister is four years older than me And she tapped me a lot about understanding women. I was like, oh, so it's all her fault It's all the the master manipulating sister. Yeah. Yeah, he's like she taught me everything I understand women because of her and it cost a Sierra going look at such a dick Me and my sister can fight in each other a lot like we saw a lot as kids that made us really close like our dad drank too much

And my mom didn't like the drinking and we were in the middle of their fighting and also one time We saw a coyote walking around in the snow and that was pretty cool And I can fight and I said I think I saw a coyote and she's like I think I saw a coyote too Like it has never tell mom and dad. So that was a pretty big secret for us Let's only express the secret through song Ain't that's when I learned three chords and a guitar, right? Yeah, yeah We used to watch an American tale and we would sing that no like somewhere out there song to each other like five of them Insistered and I'd be like somewhere out there and then she other, like five of them is sister and I'd be like somewhere out there.

And then she'd be like, I'm right here. I'm like, oh, thank God, I got scared. So nice. Don't worry, I was singing to the grilled cheese dad threw down that holy cut me ice. You know, God, I still miss that grilled cheese. I really do. I'm so glad the coyote found it.

Good. So he's like, you know, we've been arguing me in Hannah because she thinks I'd let her on and I'm pissed because you know what? Is she just trying to make sure I can't be with Sierra? The sisters like, uh, yes. Stupid. I mean, I wasn't her boyfriend ever. I just filled that role, but I wasn't actually her boyfriend.

I would say, Hannah, listen, I'm not ready for something. I mean, we have a great connection. We're basically like boyfriend and girlfriend, but I don't know her boyfriend. I would say Hanna listen. I'm not ready for something I mean we have a great connection we're basically like boyfriend and girlfriend But I don't know what's gonna happen We should probably steep together to make sure and then we'll be like oh that was fun Pretend to be boyfriend girlfriend, but I don't want to confuse you You know and she'd be like Luke I'm totally on the same page with boyfriend girlfriend I'm like that's exactly right. I don't know where she gets these ideas Now listen I told her listen listen, when I was kids, me and my sister really loved Jack and the Beanstalk.

So I'm gonna throw some seed in your mouth. And if the Beanstalk grows out of it, it's meant to be. All right. We now, I would tell her, you know what? My sister and I, we would take a hat dish and bring it out into the snow in the middle of the winter and it would freeze and we'd pour it out and do it over and over and over and over again.

My mom would always be like, where's that hot dish go? I guess I'd better make another one. I thought I made one, but I guess I didn't because it's not here. And then my mom would make hot dish after hot dish. I would sack up all those hot dishes in the snow and make it fort out of it. And guess what I'm saying is that I have emotional walls basically built out of frozen hot dishes. Hot dish walls.

And the sisters like, well, you know, Luke, when I was at your place over the whenever, whatever season it was, you would talk to Hannah on the phone, and then you'd end the phone conversation by saying, love you, you know, so I think what's going on is, you know, she didn't want to get her, and she knew she could get her, but then she was with you, and that she did get her.

And now she's mad about that, you know she was with you and now she did get her. And now she's mad about that, you know. Come again, I don't really understand that. So she was deluding herself and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend because she's a crazy person. Is that what you mean? No.

You let her run. Yeah, you let her run, you know. You said I'm gonna cook you a meal and then you pulled out a hot dish. You gave that. Oh, I got it. I got got it been rock this whole time. Oh, so it's like when Italian people say they're gonna make you lasagna and then you look at it and you're like, this is basically just a hat dish. What's the point? Right? Is that it?

No, so Carl and Kyle are working out and Carl's like, well, it's gonna quick pump him. All right. Wow, I just thought Daniel had to, the arc machine, y'all. It's pretty cool. Then we see him talking on the phone for work and he's like, historically, the season ends after Labor Day. Labor Day is, you look good by the way, day. Alright, and then you leave.

So, if you told me 10 years ago, I'd be working with my best friend on alcohol brand that I didn't drink. I'd call you crazy. Yeah, what a crazy dream I think the dream is just that he's employed if you told me I was working out I didn't have to I'd quote out be like wow if you told me I was working and by working on me and working out with my best friend in the basement of a Hampton's house, possibly about to start a gay porn scene, I'd be like, you're crazy. They're real.

Well, whoa, you're nuts. But, you know, like continuing this, like, he sells alcohol and he doesn't really drink it. I love how he just keeps throwing in the kind of soberies. Yeah, congratulations, Lisa Barlow. You sell alcohol and you don't drink it anymore, but you kind of do, by the way. So, yeah, that's crazy. Hey, Kyle, you're getting shredded, man.

Yeah. Hey, all. So then, Hammond Paige is trying to put together, I think, a tripod, and she's like, I used the wrong screws. Damn it. And do not like Nard I subscribe to these screws. So then Kyle's on the phone with a person,

like doing more business talk. Like the lover, there's a truck of lover boy that can't make the delivery to the Hamptons in time. Like yeah, really sucks running out of production and the Hamptons, I mean lover boy is taking off and it's just stressful, we don't have enough product. I mean, is it stressful? It's 100% isn't stressful. And then Carl's talking to him and saying like, yeah, so some of the guys

out here are looking for stuff like even Montauk beer and soda is out of product. Can you even believe that? Montauk beer and soda is out of product. If you told me 10 years ago, Carl, you'd be thinking about Montauk beer and soda and it'd be out of product.. I'd be like that's crazy, but now here we are Yeah, well due to COVID they're drinking more than ever in their houses people, okay? And if they can't find lover boy, they're gonna pour vodka and snapple Gotta do something about this He's like must keep people alcoholics So now tricksy now here comes a classic tricky. So this is one of my favorites. Yeah, this is one of my own time.

So good. You don't know about me. I'm about to show you. Yeah. Um, so Lindsay goes in and waves that Steven working and you know, she got fingered last night. So she's all happy. She's like, yeah. Happy Friday. One thing that we haven't really discussed, but everyone's talking about it is that Steven, they don't have a chair for him, but he's not at a standing desk. He just sits on some sort of box. Yeah, he's just on a box. So then Hanna is. Hanna all that. There's nothing beyond that. There's nothing beyond that. It's summer house. There's usually not much more to be said. So Hannah and

Paige are doing a photo shoot for Instagram. They just like today, I want to I want to really get to know tennis players. So could you help me? And she's like, sure. Okay. I'm going to take a picture while I throw a ball at your face. Wow, that looks really good. Yeah, Paige just holds up a racket just like she posted the racket and then Hannah sort of like throws a ball and Paige is just like limply holding this racket like and I'm gonna influence it. Like it's like the most like the most

No, so it's like like tennis the most. No, it was like tennis. But it was funny because it was a good picture. It's a great picture. It's a ball flying in the picture. But it was just funny watching behind the scenes. I was like, yeah, I'm learning tennis right now. So then we get Danielle's big storyline. She's like, oh, the client needs a chat. And there's like an opportunity to be integrated here with a client. And then she tells us, being a female in finance is like a big part of who I am and being kick-ass has been important, but I'm stretched.

And I'm not getting the recognition. And what I love about that is her saying, I'm not getting the recognition and then we cut away to a to a to reign instead. Like, let's focus on reign outside instead. Let's actually like manifest her not getting recognition by turning away from her and focusing on the weather. -♪ Miss yous, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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truly nothing is happening. We talk a lot of times about how nothing happens on certain shows, but truly we're just watching people mill around at house at this point, putting things in microwaves and going to the post office, which is unfortunately a little too close to my reality. So then we see Carl, now Carl is doing some work. This is very much, Carl is working episode, and he is sitting on like a boingy, it's like a spring.

Did you notice that? It was like a wobbly spring that Carl was sitting on, which is so Carl that, whoa, whoa, it's a wobbly, whoa, it's a little unstable. Right now, if you told me 10 years ago, I'll be sitting not on a chair, but on a wobbly spring, I'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a wobbly, it won't be stable right now. If you told me 10 years ago, I'll be sitting not on a chair, but on a wobbly spring, I'll be like, you're crazy. Here I am.

If you thought me I'd be on a wobbly chair, kind of drinking, I'd be like, well. Carl's like, oh, Carl's like, Carl, can I borrow your car, or your car's dressing merged? And then we cut to page, he's also working really hard. She says, I am gonna look at front page news.

On her phone. Yeah, and then we hear Carl with a lady, like again, doing a conference call and she's like, I wanna blow August out of the water. Totally, all right, thanks so much. Bye, you look great by the way, great work. Great work, yeah, Mom talk here. The demand is like, my official role when Loverboy is

creative director, I decide who we are and what we look like. And we've done a quarter of a million on merch and boys have nothing to do with it. You're welcome. She's just probably confused a lot of fans of the 1980s super group. Loverboy. They're like super group, Leverboy. They're like, yes, Leverboy is back.

Let's get that merch. Oh, wait, this is for a hard ice tea. We've started a new product called Lady Gaga. It's excelling out like crazy. I'm like crazy. Do you want to try some Madonna? It's really good. We want to dress you up in our merch.

Uh, so let's see. Page is saying this isn't the true story and the true story will come out in time. I don't know what she's talking about. She's talking about Luke. She's just talking about, let me see Luke working out. And she's just having,

they just found a generic comment that they liked. They're like, let's just put this in right here in this one because it's like Luke is working out. Kyle's going to post office. Let's just have a page say something. Yeah. So then Amanda and Kyle drive to drop off packages and they're talking about how everything will night someone's finding. While Luke is working out at home. And Kyle's like, oh, quite frankly, talking about Luke and Hannah, it makes me want to throw up at this point. It's like, yeah, for him to act like he had no idea as she had feelings is ridiculous.

Like, I want to be there for Hannah. And like, you know, like, I'm not going to see Luke side of it because I'm here for my girl because that I'm going to be there even if she's wrong no matter what so that later I can say, I'm always there for you no matter what. Yeah. And Kyle's like, matter what so that later I can say I'm always there for you no matter what yeah and Kyle's like Amanda is so fiercely loyal she'll stick up for Hannah even if it bites her in the

ass just like she did last summer wow she's dumb dumb girlfriend slash fiance wow Oh, so then I'm coming back stronger. I'm coming back. Just I'm going back here. Page mark, do you see my butt here? That's kind of my brand. I'm coming back stronger. Yeah, we made it to the post office. So Steven and Lindsay, Steven's like, babe, our anniversary is coming up. So it's my birthday and I've been the answer. And I'm living like this is summer. Stephen, I had a lot of growing pains, but now we moved on to who's the boss.

Only found that that's a better sitcom for our relationship. And now I'm back in my groove. Mm-hmm, unfortunately you're the Mona. Okay, at this point. So, it seems like I'm a Leo, so I'm really into birthdays. And I'm excited to see what those manners plan for me. Oh, don't get too excited. It's gonna be like, I bought you a chair. This is a box of snapples

Trader so Kyle is like okay, hey everyone. Let's pretend it's fraud it. Oh wait it is. Yeah So now everyone's getting into bathing suits and Amanda's ordering pizzas Okay, I have to stop. I'm sorry, but you know that this is a house full of thin TV people because Amanda ordered two cheese pizzas. I noticed that what the hell I hate you guys. I mean, that's my breakfast. Yeah, that's not cool. So then at Summerhouse, so everyone gets into mullet wigs Get ready to send it. I'm like, okay, I get it. You went to the USPS. Okay, you went to the post office. Don't have to rub it into all of our faces. You literally sent it. Okay. So Kyle is really going crazy this episode because he's got a mullet, but

it's a black mullet. Don't, don't, don't. He's like, his world is rocked by this mullet He's like I've never worn a black mullet before Like it's like it's they're not that exotic. I mean just look at full house I mean uncle Jesse have had one for a very long time as long as I'm talking about ABC sitcoms from the 80s You know I'm saying Well, I love mullets. You know because I'm a hockey player my dad had a mullet my mom had a mullet first hat dish We ever had mullet. I had winnest in kid and we'd score eight hockey goals and wins. So guess what? Mullet power. Yeah, yeah. I was on a team called the mullet ducks and we just killed

everything in our path. So So they have so they're doing some sort of silly activity. That's very reminiscent of the challenges that they have on Love Island, where they basically frolic in some sort of wet substance, and then it has no bearing on anything. So they split into teams and Hannah and Pedro on Luke's team.

I don't know what that implication is for the teams, but they're just our own teams. And Kyle's like, okay, you guys are team Dingleberry and I'm team to pay. This like, like Madlibs or something, like Team Madlibs. Yeah, I didn't write notes on any of this. Yeah, they basically are just like, I obviously gave up on this part. I'm not writing it on this. Same, I was like, what's happening?

And basically was like, what's happening? Basically, they put tennis, well, the challenge is that they put tennis balls in stockings and tie them so it looked like actual balls, like human balls, male balls. And they were knocking over cans of love boy. So they needed tennis balls. And they're like, so we need some tennis balls. And I was like, oh, just someone else brings some because I'm not wasting my good tennis balls. I'm like, okay, relax, Wimbledon,

you're not like, you can play with a, like a mediocre tennis ball. Okay, at the court of the summer house, this is not going on to the tennis channel. And she's even trying to get Luke during this part because she's like, oh, do I have good taste in balls? No, and then it cuts to Luke, clicking all sad. Yeah, okay, Caroline was neki,

or whatever I'm saying this. So now they've gotta do some, oh, they've gotta do a cookie challenge. So they're scrimming around on their stomachs. It's just, and then so Luke is scrimming on his stomach and Hannah's like, Luke's always been a snake, and now we finally looks like one. Hey, wait.

Oh, he just took my good tennis balls. Oh. Ha. OK, so then later, after they do all this, you have any more to say, because I literally did stop. I was like, you know what, I'm going to flip through my phone for a while. So just like, OK.

So after that, Sierra goes to the hot tub and looks like, hey, you want to step out a sec? And she's like, no. You don't want to talk to me? No. I think you stirred up enough shit, Luke. Well, Ronnie, I actually am a little surprised that you went that far forward and you skipped the part where Paige sat down with pizza and said, I think I hurt my thigh.

That's a pretty pivotal plot point. Anyway, so I was like nope. I'm just kidding. So Sierra is like knocking out the hot tub and so Luke is like you know I've always I've always had I've always had fun getting along with Sierra you know and if my chances with Sierra are ruined because of what happened with me and Hannah then I have to do damage control you know so that way I can get with Sierra. I'm like or you could do damage control because Hannah is allegedly a really good friend and you care about her feelings but also if you want to bone Sierra, it's fine. Yeah, he's standing there with her.

Finally, she comes out and she's kind of being nice to him. And then you just hear, SIR! And Hannah comes and takes Sierra. And he's like, okay, well, I guess I'll just leave you to alone so you could do whatever your thing is, okay? So now they're like cleaning up and page. It's like, I think I pulled a muscle. I can't clean any more of the rest of the season and

That they're getting dressed for no good reason. They're just getting dressed into that different outfits and crowds are Oh, wow, what are you wearing? How you doing buddy? What's going on? Oh, I say well, you know, I'm just trying to figure out the Hannah situation and I don't know like what you do when you want to bang one girl But we want to keep another girl as an option. I don't know. It's hard Yeah, well, I'm firing up momentum of being in a good place So you know, you have the capacity the capacity to work this out. Okay, love you, bro Love you look. I'm doing finger guns at you. Love you. Love you Love you, bro. Love you look. I'm doing finger guns at you. Love you. Love you

Go Just your Lindsey screaming that you know wig So Luke goes up the hand and takes her outside and he's like listen, you know the other night I was really Gosh, I was a meat and a pie wix gosh, I was a meat and a pie wix. Frustrated. God you get me. Okay, so you know, coming into the summer, I just, I didn't want to bring someone into this house to make things awkward. I wanted to bring someone in this house to fuck somebody.

You understand? Can you please stop making it awkward? Listen, okay, I didn't realize until we got on the house that you showed up with this girl like the feelings that I had like We have had a very unique love and care for each other, you know the sort of love and unique Unique love and sensibility that comes from a very intense boyfriend girlfriend relationship Which clearly we were in and I just felt hurt, you know and so then We see Amanda saying, we have any idea of what they could possibly

be talking about. And Kyle, Kyle of all people goes, literally the broken record that is their life. I'm like, hello, did we not sit through four seasons of you and Amanda fighting about the same shit every single week? Yeah, and he's like, shit, or get off the horse. You pour the horse.

I know. Some horse is like, fuck, yeah, don't shit on me. So back to the other couple, Hannah's like, we have this an available chemistry, and it's just like, it's weird. It's like, listen to me. OK, now you're going to see Madel Tears with their like real tears except not really at all

They're made out of air because they don't really get a lot of calories. Let's be honest We have chemistry and we can't deny it, Hannah like, Hannah, I love you My sister said I have to stop sending confusing messages and I want to do that because you know why I love you. I I want to get down on my one knee right now and make a proposition that my love for you will do forever. As a friend. So it's commercial and we come back and he goes and you know I love you Hannah air tears air tears and I really do mean it But it can be taken the wrong way and this is where I take responsibility for leading you on okay?

You know I have to I have to like get back with it's nice to share someone that I can I'm in a table. How do I put the okay I I am a casserole dish I'm Pyrex and you are delicious feeling you are cheese and tuna and maybe some macarons. You gotta have some egg in there, banger. You gotta have egg, you gotta have some mayonnaise, you're all of that. And you've been put in the pyrex and we just go together so well. But no one told you that every hot dish has to be eaten, not like that, although I am open to doing it like that. What I'm saying is you can't stand the pyrex dish forever.

And unfortunately, man forgot to coat it like that. What I'm saying is you can't stand the Pyrex dish forever and unfortunately, Ma'am forgot to coat it with some Pam and you're kind of sticking to the glass a little bit and we're gonna have to really scrape that off, okay? Because it's not supposed to be there. It's supposed to be clean for the next casserole, okay? Or hat dishes, we say. Oh, God. Look at this. You don't have to fight me. You don't have to fight me like You're literally fighting all the time. I don't want to fight with you either It's like but so long. I'm like with the person I talked all the time

And if we know it's not gonna go anywhere in sucks, but like we can't do what we use to do I don't care about right or wrong. I don't wanna fight no more. It's too much getting on. Luke, you're saying Tina Turner. Oh, I guess you figured that one out. I mean, the summer was supposed to be fun, and it's like hard because like,

oh guy, who brings me so much fun? Brings me so much pain. Hannah, what is love has to do with it, okay? Who brings me so much fun brings me so much bad Hannah What is love has to do with it, okay? Hannah You better be good. We don't need another hero. Okay. We don't need another hero. Hannah. I'm like you know what we need We need to be more platonic. I was like wow wow, okay Luke just fucking wine You see the like they know how to manipulate all you had to do was fake cry There ain't no one not one tier and now you're the one being like you know what we need to do

We just need to be a platonic, okay, and then everything can go back to normal Yeah, duh you just got played girl You know what what you said just right now made a lot of sense we need to get we need to get some plates and some tonic water and I think that will have a delicious meal. I'm so with you Hannah. Oh God. So they hug and I guess they're made up and everyone's dancing around and Lindsay's like, I'm dying. Can we drop clean? Yeah. It's another cut. They're kind of cleaning but they're drunk and there's this one really quick shot of I think someone was loading up the dishwasher Maybe it was Stephen and Lindsay's just standing over him so drunk and slurring it's because

My favorite state of Lindsay Finger me to this one It's just my favorite state of Lindsay Thing or me this while so I'm in it cut it cuts to Hannah picking her nose with her bathing suit And Lindsay is dragging Kyle around to clean the floor and then Kyle tries to go to bed with dirty clothes And so Hannah is telling Paige up in their room. She's like oh he started crying And Paige is like. She's like, oh, he started crying. And Paige is like, wow, he's like lost. Now, did you try throwing a tennis ball at him and could he still take an amazing photo because that's the real test. And then Lindsay and Stephen go fucking the bathroom. And Kyle is starting, Kyle is still getting his bed dirty or whatever. Okay, so they got a bed so they wake up the next day and

The new song is they think I'm basic, but I know you'd love me anyway. I got that long hair tan skin type away I don't think we think that they're basic. I think we know they're basic And I would just see Carl's like first time. It's the first time that Bravo's ever said, Trixie, we just need something about how basics are pretty too. I've got it. I can do this. I was a basic once back before my life was ruined by a three-arm doctor, but we're never getting back together.

So, oh, yeah, I'm Carl. If you told me 10 years ago that I'd be doing a slam dunk a day after I was working, I would never believe you. But here I am. So then, let's see, Luke and Sierra. Luke says that he had a good talk with Hannah, and he's like, you wanna ride my bike with me? And she's like, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. Well, if your head hurt too much, it hurts a little bit, you wanna race in my chest? Oh, okay, no, okay. I love that all his tricks are not working on fear, it's hilarious. You know what, got a motorcycle when he try it? She's like, no, gross.

Because she's already a model, so she doesn't, she doesn't, I don't think she,'t think his tricks are like work with normals. So if you're like, he knows he's a model and then other people are normals, so he can do model tricks and he can begyle a normal. But Sierra is a model already. So the model tricks don't necessarily work on her. They may have worked, I guess, two years ago, but they don't necessarily work. She is just like, I'm not trusting another model to fucking know how to work a

vice-mover bike. Or cycle. Crazy? Yeah. Yeah. Those things are tricky. Hey, page, question. How long does a guy's last that you sleep with? I'm well, Perry can last a really long time to the point where I'm like, um, do you not find me hot like a jackalade already? Like after the third position, I'm like, let's unwrap. Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? We're done here.

So Sierra calls her mom and gives to see her little cat. And the mom's like, what have you done to your hair, Jesus? And she's like, what do you mean, mom? I got a ball of yaj. I don't actually know what a ball of yaj is. But I also want to say that I think it was a dog. I think it was a dog named Jasper. Maybe it was a very cat-like dog.

Maybe it was cat dog. It was cat dog. I don't know. So she's like, okay, you can turn the camera away from the dog now, mom. Okay, put it on your face. God, you're so old Yeah, at certain age you just don't understand the flip the flip function on Camera phones anymore at least as I'm saying that with anecdotal evidence with my parents. So

Yeah, so there's talking and Sarah's mom raised her in her sister, but she said her mom is super old school and like did not want to be a cool mom So basically no one she's not like any of the like the real how she's not college her it's basically she likes having her daughters afraid of them and they all are afraid of her and her mom her mom is a nurse as well and her mom is the one who got her into nursing Amazon as well and her mom is the one who got her into nursing. Hey, Amazon. Hey, did you hear that? Yes. Were you still sorry?

I was like, I'm like, she's a nurse and they're working so hard in this pandemic. I swear to you, I turned on the, and I guess it didn't work. Sorry, I'm like, if you told me 10 years ago that I would be turning on Amazon lights while you're talking, I would not believe you. Sorry, everybody, sorry, that was rude. No, no, no, I was getting through it actually a normal part of the show. I would have been pissed. I had to make sure that I'm like how long could we possibly have left a summer house. If I order a pizza now it'll get here by the time we're done. That's not all I'm

that today okay. You choose great by the way pizza. So now we get now we get a now this is a classic tricksy. I see you acting funny. It's just I see you acting funny. I see you acting funny and it's Luke making eggs Yeah, you know and Amanda burping and how it goes come on you're better than that Wow this place got really dirty really fast Yeah, he's like um look there's no cleaning lady here So everybody needs to pull their weight. You know, I used to be a cleaning lady. When I graduated, I was so poor, I cleaned the apartment, and my roommates paid me.

I was cleaning my roommates' bathroom, and oh my God, that was a dark period of my life. In this house, it's very easy to tell who helps, and who doesn't. And then you just see Sierra, Paige, and Hannah, all of their beds on Instagram. And you see Carl going, this solid I've seen for four days in the frickin' fridge.

Oh. So. You look great by the way, Saul. Do you have it multiple bit? So yeah, so basically Kyle is mad. He's like, fucking Hannah, I'm so sick of her. So Hannah has one job and she gave it to herself. And then we see her saying,

I can be the trash girl. I can be the trash girl. Which I think she, maybe she didn't realize she was signing up for a chore. She just wanted to be trashy all summer. I don't know. But I'm a trash girl. Trash.

Trash. So Kyle is getting mad. He's like, Hannah doesn't do anything else. And he's like, you do not know how to wipe your ass. And Kyle, you're being a dick, and that's mean. Which is surprisingly sympathetic from Lindsay. Oh, so she can say later. I have been standing up real, right, Kyle?

Now, Kyle's, I mean, it's clear that Hannah page NCR are not doing anything because you just look at CR's bed and it like actually gives me stress. But like, so they totally are not pulling their weight with the house cleanliness. But Kyle is also clearly that person that's like, I decided to clean very aggressively. And since you haven't cleaned at the same rigorous levels

as me, you have failed, and now I'm gonna yell at you about it. It's like, okay, I understand that you are super, super clean, but now you chose to go crazy, crazy clean, and you decided right now this is what you wanna clean. What if I wanna clean later? Not saying I'm triggered, but feeling it. Oh, yeah. Real man, you're like a little bit...

Yeah, someone lives with their boyfriend. No, no, no, that's not even an issue with us. I'm just saying with other people, I just feel like, I just think it's annoying when someone's like, I've decided that I want to clean now, and now you all have to clean with me. And it's like, That's such a roommate thing though, too.

I remember when I had roommates, and you know, we would take turns cleaning and stuff, but man, if I ever cleaned the bathroom and then I would go in there that same day and see like, I don't know, the trash lid up. You know, like the trash lid is still up. I'd be like, I cleaned the bathroom. It's like Ronnie, you have not cleaned the bathroom

for nine months. Okay, no. I mean, I, by the way, I get it. Like we all have those moments where it's like, I am cleaning again, I'm cleaning again. But I just feel like when someone is like super, like, anal about the cleaning and then like, and then starts yelling at you for like not being as anal,

like I just find that sometimes to be a little unreasonable. Well, I'm not saying it. He's also just coming. He's also, he's also got housewives disease where he's just, he gets mad at one thing and then he's mad about that for the rest of his life. And he's mad that Hannah is like girlfriends with Amanda and is always telling her basically,

like he cheats on you, fuck that guy, leave that guy, you know? And so now he knows all that. So now he hates her even though he's the one who cheated. But by the way, I, Hannah is like, I'll take out the trash and we've seen her for several weeks now. She'll take the trash and just put it by a door,

which is fucking annoying, and it would drive me nuts too. Like I could totally see myself going off on her later in the episode The Way Kyle did, but I'm just saying that it's not, I don't think it's a one way thing. I think it's like, it's like she should be doing the, she should be taking it all the way

to wherever the trash has to go, but like, he also needs to chill out. Okay, so they're all getting ready to go to the beach and they're like, Luke is writing his motor back separately. So, Seara's like, there's Luke wearing pants to the beach. Yeah. I also like Lindsay saying, Dan Yell, should I wear my Mayan hat?

I'm like, I don't know what the Mayan hat is, but I would really love to see it. Let me see. So, Sierra's like, the girls are in the car together. And Sierra's like, oh, he's like, you want to ride with me to the beach? And I'm like, no. And Lindsay goes, oh my, what happened with your dog? And Sierra says, oh, well, he says it was like an amazing talk. And she's like, yeah, he was calmer.

And I was like, guess what? Here's what we're doing. This is strictly platonic now, you know? And I was happy with that, because like, I mean, you know, it could be better for everybody here. Yeah. So they get to the beach and they're just all convording in the sand and Lindsay's like,

oh my god, my anniversary and my birthday are on the sand in the next few days. Uh. And then someone goes, how old is she goes? Uh, 34 and they go, oh. And one of them goes, god, hot damn. I know. Oh, so ancient.

Do we have to install one of those chairs that just goes up the side of the staircase for you? Oh, hilarious. And she's like, I know. But, you know, he was like, it's a lot of pressure. And I was like, you should have done it before you asked me to be your boy man. I mean, what did you guys do in your first anniversary? And Amanda goes, um, we got engaged. Oh wait, no, that was the second. The first year I think I was finding them out that he was cheating on me in the summer house. Um, who else? Um, Perry and I were

broken up, so I pretty much spent that time standing in a tennis court waiting for someone to throw a ball at me so I can take a photo Y'all but at least you got a ring So Lindsay's gonna like she's gonna wear some she wants to wear some lingerie and she doesn't have any but Sierra has some and And so they're like, oh my God, we have the same boobs, but like, wow, I had to buy mine. Oh. And Sierra's, so she's, they start talking about how boobs,

like when you're a woman and you wear a shirt, but you've got big boobs, people just assume you're being lusty, but it's just like a shirt, it's nothing more than that. And Danielle starts talking about how, if you wear got big boobs, people just consume, you're being lusty, but it's just like a shirt, it's nothing more than that. And Danielle starts talking about how, like if you wear anything remotely provocative, people don't take you seriously in the workplace and she wasn't even comfortable with the hair

that she has in the workplace. Yeah. And um, uh, Seara's like, yeah, I mean, you're just like over sexualized anyway, being Latina. And she's like, yeah, you know, like, I mean, I even have to redo my hair. And Seara says that in modeling, it's easier to just do extensions because no one in the industry really knows how to do black hair. And they either want, like, everyone wants a tie, right? So you either have to be like, you know, as blood, really, really, you know, natural hair and everything

or like completely tone down and so it's hard for her to like find a middle ground of the industry. Yeah. And then, God, something bit me in the ocean. Like something bit Hannah. And so Luke and Hannah are playing catch and now a is like, oh my god, they're like playing catch as if nothing happened And Lindsay's like, yeah, she was telling us they had a really good conversation So now Amanda makes it about her because she's like, I'm supposed to be like her best friend

And she doesn't even tell me that she had a good conversation with Luke. I know it's so Amanda. Amanda always gets mad when she's getting along with Luke. Quenana's getting along. Yeah, I thought you're supposed to. It's like a common theme. Yeah, you're supposed to be like you should be happy for her that they they sort of out but instead it's like you and me and Kale goes cool so you don't have to talk about them anymore. Again, we watched a lot of you guys fighting so yeah So Lucas like Luke meanwhile throwing a ball with Hannah and he's like you know what my music was loud last night That's way text did you and she's like oh, I liked it and it was totally platonic by the way, so that was good I love the platonic music. Yeah, so yeah, I love platonic texts about platonic music.

That was thoughtful things. So now they head home and they are, they're just like back in the kitchen and Karl throws a can at like a paper bag and he misses it. He goes, oh, hold on, miss. Oh, hey guys, a lot of the roles are here. Yeah, I'm the one who runs this house. I'm the number one guy in the group. Lobs the roles, guys, lo roles are here. Yeah, I'm the one who runs this house on the number one guy in the group lots of roles guys Lobs the roles and the song that led him into that was I

Bride up I'm Didn't get the care then oh Wow so Now they're all eating and Carl has this has this old chestnut for us I can't say no to be tight for I can't say no to a potato. I can't say no to a potato. I'll fuck up any kind of potato.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll smash a potato. Yeah. You know what we should do right now? We should go to trash bag. So Hannah just walks off. She's like, I'm gonna burp.

And they're like, oh my god, he said trash bag. And Hannah didn't jump up to do the trash. Yeah. And so Carl's like, yeah, if something's a guess, you just got it to yourself. And Carl's like, all right, gather round children. You know what?

I hate formal house meetings, even though I'm always the one to call them. But everyone lets get together so I can lecture you guys, okay. So Amanda and Kyle start leading this house meeting, which I mean, ultimately, as much as I ran to it about what they, you know, about Kyle before, I mean, those girls are not pulling their way, so it kind of has to be addressed.

So the way you should address it is be like, listen guys, we need you guys to pull up a little bit more because we're doing a lot and we just want that support, so if you could just do more, that'd be great. But instead, it's so weird, it's like our own house cleaners, and we are doing a terrible job at it, and I'm just gonna say we, even though it's you guys, so I just want to infuse this moment with a lot of passive aggression, because your friends would loop again, thanks. And Lindsay's like, um, yeah, so last night, a few of us dropped clean, so like if you guys don't wake up early, and then you you stay up then maybe you could do like

Nighttime service. Yeah, cuz like a certain group wakes up late and then the kitchen is magically clean. Like Hannah, Hannah, the worst, this is the worst. This is what you do not want to hear when you're saying clean more. She's like, oh, you guys realize that I don't even eat it night and I literally never go into the kitchen at night. I don't even know where the kitchen is. Like, do we literally have a kitchen in here?

Because it's the last time I checked, it's just a bunch of bedrooms and not even hallways. Like, I don't even know how it got in and out of the towels right now. There's no kitchen. Well, what about the trash? It's like, I do do trash. And then it's like a long montage of clips

of her not doing trash at all. Yeah, and she's like, okay, so she tells us my intentions were good But I didn't realize would be making as much trash as a small country Plus I'm in the basement and you know how long it takes for me to get up to do the trash I can't go up three flights of stairs by that time. It's like full again Plus the trash yells at me. Okay? And I grew up with trash yelling. There was a show called Sesame Street And there was a little grouch in the trash who traumatized me and if that trash yells at me I just can't be near it. Okay, there it is Well, you don't pull your way. I mean you sleep till noon, Ham as I say do not be jealous and I sleep late

Let's get one thing straight. I'm never jealous of you, Hannah. Let's make that clear. You don't have to do what I want with my life, all right? But you know, like just 10 people here, but I'm the one who created this mess. And by the way, I would like to point out that this is Hannah yelling at Kyle. This is not Kyle yelling at Hannah. He's been grew to spec, but he's not yelling at Hannah. She's yelling. Yeah, she then she, she was being, all she has to do is be like, chill because she was automatically already winning because Kyle isn't started off on such a dick note, but then she loses her mind.

She's in the wrong, like you did not do the trash. Like all your excuses are like terrible. So you should just like this yelling is not gonna, you've now lost the argument. You've actually had an unforced error as they say on tennis. So Amanda's going, he's not coming out to Hannah.

Yo, this is yelling at me. Uh-uh, this is your taking it that way, Hannah. She's like, Amanda, you can tolerate him yelling at you, but I'm a lot taller right now I'm yelling at me. She gets up and walks off and is this where she throws a glass? No, it's coming. It's coming. It was a very lazy, it was basically like that ball being thrown at Paige.

Paige is like, Paige is basically getting in the glasses away so she can get a photo with it. She's like, wait, hold on, can you do that again? So, Kyle's like, so well, there she goes. Let's talk about my relationship. Let me know when you actually get into a real relationship, you're obsessed with Luke. And he just cut the loose. He's like, oh.

Oh. Oh. Yeah, he's like, oh gosh. So Sierra's like, gosh, you guys are really mean to each other. I mean, you want to measure Dix or something? This is ridiculous. Like, it's about trash. Yeah, well, I'm talking about you being lazy Hannah and you're talking about my relationship

You know what you're not coming to my wedding One of my favorite awful cards that people play No, I'm not to go to the weddings like that's actually a blessing Yeah, like anyone anytime someone says, sorry, we just didn't have room for you at the wedding. Great. Yeah, I'm happy to get in. It's a Jackson move. It's something else. The Jackson move. So Amanda's like, in the R-Wenning Kyle,

and Hannah's like, just let it out Kyle. Let it out. And Amanda's like, don't play this game, Hannah. Don't. He's been keeping this in. It's hoping healthy for him. let it out, let it out. His professional back paddler, they're gonna take a little criticism and then pages like, you guys have both made your points. Okay, so let me make my point.

This outfit costs $35 and if you want it, you can go to my Instagram and you can like and subscribe. Thanks. You're a 39 year old, you're a 30, you're a 39 year old man, bro, grow up and he can like and subscribe thanks. You're 39 year old you're 30 you're 39 year old man broke grow up and he's like 38 38 I'm already pretty growing up okay So hands like so Hannah leans into page goes he's clearly insecure about his relationship and that's when a man It like stands up and it's like Hina and then she's like And that's when Amanda like stands up and's like, Sheena!

And then she's like, it's like, it's like this, takes this plastic up and just kind of like, I can't describe that throw. I don't know how you describe that throw, but it was like a very cool. It was like I throw. It was like I throw.

That's me playing softball everybody. It was almost as aggressive as Carl throwing that water bottle at the paper bag. So Carl's like, I'm so terrible shit. She always goes there. I'm going to rip Carl's relationship apart again. She did not rip apart your relationship. She did not.

Okay. Like that's maybe you ripped apart your relationship. Now did she help stir it while your girlfriend was crying? Yes, but she doesn't owe you fixing your relationship. So Paige is like, um, cabin theater fever sitting, Kyle, get so crazy about the house. I mean, I don't care.

Like we can have rats walking by us and that'd be like, cool, we have a pet. Which is a full lie. If it was a rat, Paige would be like, oh my God, I'm calling Perry and we're staying at a hotel. I'm getting that rat in Instagram immediately. Does anyone have any looks that we can give the rat? Okay. Guys, my rat is selling poopy. Like and subscribe. So if we throw a tennis ball at the rat, I need to take a photo for him. Well, everyone's all in a tizzy and

page just leans to Luke and she's like, Luke, whoever thought we'd be on the same team. Oh, we playing Haki, I should go out my mole and I'm really good. So Lindsay goes to clean up the glass. That's the funny part. Like of all the people ranging about the cleanliness, the only one who's actually doing any cleaning in this moment is Lindsay. And so Kyle is like so mad about the trash thing. And so now Amanda is crying, she goes up to Daniel and she's crying. And she's like, for Kyle to say people aren't pulling their own weight. And Hannah takes it so personally, like you didn't say that Hannah, which is true. But also Kyle was being super passive aggressive.

And probably could have created a less toxic vibe with this whole discussion by just being up front. But then again, Hannah was also ridiculous because Hannah did make it, like, did lose her mind over something that was not worth losing her mind over because she was in the wrong. That's fun. So, um, Kyle's all mad. He's by the fire. Like, we could talk about the weatherHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH And you think that you're gonna get stuck in back, Joe. And you think that you should be the bigger person. She'll live in through a glass of me, man. It was a glass, and the glass was holding a gun. I almost got shot. And Luke Cogs her and he's like,

Ah, you can control his your health. It's yourself, Hannah, and less I'm around. You know, in which case we know you can control yourself at all. But guess what, still friends, wanna bone? Hey, Hannah, it is now a good time for me to tell you how much I love you I just want to be with you and how genuine our connection is no, okay They attacked me and then pages like but you yelled at them also, okay, and like both of you guys are to blame I'm not to blame. I'm not to blame for whatever that was! I'm not to blame! And then Amanda's sobbing now to Paige and Lindsay.

Something is so stupid. Hannah goes out on the balcony or something and Sierra's there. And she's like, um, you guys are crazy. So yeah, I know I'm just so happy that you're here Sierra. Even though I have actually no idea who you are. Who are you? Oh god, so she's like, I'm so happy you're here. I don't need to be in the house with these people and Kyle's yelling It's embarrassing. She's not an adult. I mean it's ridiculous. So then Paige is like, you, okay, Amanda, you are a great friend. You have a great fiance. And I'm as like, I love you so much. I hate you, cry, because you're really so good. And also your tears are kind of like ruining my look right now. And I spend about three hours getting ready. So can you just stand over there? Thanks. Yeah. And Paige agrees because she's like, you know, Hannah saying that, Hannah saying what she did to Amanda basically is saying, like, you're a doormat, but I'm not.

Yeah. It's like, I would throw my whole body over that table. And then she didn't say, oh, hey, yelling. It's like, I hate yelling. Good to just want to eat. Hannah did insult her friend. I mean, like, she may have a bone to pick with Kyle, but Amanda is supposed to be her friend. And by her saying, like, you can yell at her,

but you can't do that to me, there is like a, there is a nasty implication she's making about her very own friend. Yeah. So then Paige is telling Perry on the phone, it's an insane asylum, and Luke can't figure out what dishes are dirty and which dishes are clean, which means someone is not paying attention

to the little sign that they got at marshalls. That's supposed to fit a check markness to dirty your clean. Meanwhile, Lindsay is on a different mission. Where's my boyfriend? Where's Algoon? I found my boyfriend. And I'm happy to say in this so he's back in his desk. He's back in his hidey hole desk.

And he is now, the box has gone. I don't know if you noticed this, it's now a stool with a big cushion on top, so he's like made like a little tower to sit on. Oh, Lord, poor Steven. He doesn't look like he's around for much longer anyway, huh? So Kyle is getting the trash together and he's like, case in point, I take out trash. But we know he's really drunk because he does that thing where he just starts binging.

He has a little bit of a good salad. Undressed salad. He's like, where's the dressing? And then someone goes, Carlito, can you light my candle? Oh, yeah. I just think of these random audio clips that they just throw in there.

I don't know who said it. It sounds like Lindsay. It could have been anyone else, but just like... Carl's on Candle duty. Y'all, that's what I do now. Y'all. Yeah. Good eye ever, imagine. I'd be on Candle duty with my best friends. Condu-drinking. Oh, no.

But you're out. So, um, let's see. Then Kyle... Kyle's getting into bed dirty again. They're like, oh my God, we've gotta do these sheets. Please can we do these sheets? So now Hannah and Paige, it's like at night, and Hannah's like, oh, are you in Kyle

and Amanda's side on this? And Paige is like, I don't even trust a lamp. Okay, I'm suspicious of it. Okay, like Amanda, through a full glass, it literally sides. So I mean, I was like, did I get shot? Did I get shot? Which I love that the glass was like reminiscent of a gunshot to her.

Yeah, okay. So then this is so sad. And by the way, when we were teasing Carl in the first episode or second episode or whatever, we did not know about his brother passing the way. I think I actually did know, but I had totally forgotten. And I was the one running my mouth being like,

you should, oh, I was making some Jackass comments about like him reconciling with his brother, whatever. And totally forgetting about the release. All this, we're kidding, no. We're dicks. The reason why we cover these shows, we're just projecting our, you have, we're not dicks. We're not dicks. Like we the reason why we cover these shows is we're just projecting our We're not too big like we wouldn't know and then like say it because after I was reading comments

You know, it's like lying in bed and I was reading comments about the show and because I don't read them before we record Because I don't want to like steal people's things on accident or repeat whatever I read on Facebook And so I was reading all the comments from the show and I was like, oh my god We're fucking monster But and so I was reading all the comments from the show and I was like, oh my God. We're fucking monster. So sorry, guys, sorry Carl. Sorry Carl. Like that's mainly Carl. I don't know if Carl listens or not, but like that.

If he was, if he was like a motion, it's just on that level by us are being jacked. No, I'm not like, I'm not literally apologizing to Carl. I don't think he's sitting there listing. I'm just saying like in general, that wasn't cool. I want to apologize the Carl I want to apologize I would like to apologize to Julia Roberts right now. Yeah, oh Famous listeners. Yeah, so anyway Carl gets a call at his brother's passed away and It's Lindsay's birthday. You know that part you know that part of Lindsay was like, um, of course this happened. You know, but I'm so fucking sad. Oh my

God. It's just like a nightmare. And so obviously huge condolences belatedly to Carl and his family. And, um, and that's where it ends actually. It's kind of like the cliffhanger. A very, very sad ending to an otherwise ridiculous and funny episode. So if you have thoughts on cleaning and taking a trash and roommates, please chime in. Go to our Instagram. How about that? And just say, go watch what happens on Instagram and chime in with your thoughts.

And can't wait to hear what everyone says. I already know what people are going to say. I already know. But I'm excited to see what they have to say anyway. So I know, I know where it's going to land. I already know people will be like, Ben, for you to be mad at Kyle for wanting the house to be clean. I already know I took a very unpopular position.

But I think they're both wrong. I think they're both wrong in a weird way. I don't know why I'm still arguing about this. You're really into it. You're really into it. I just wanna make sure I don't, like I'm like, let me go for a position. I think the house you're on roommate cleaning.

Like what do you worry about? The house? Who cares? I don't know. I can't stop. I literally do not give a fuck. Okay, I can't stop. I can't stop. I hope you guys find something else to do this season.

I cannot stop and I, uh, the point of this, this is real shit guys. This is real. So, um, we'll have a great weekend everyone and we'll be back on Monday with some real housewives of Atlanta. Stay safe, hug your loved ones, uh, if it's responsible to do. And stay safe, hug your loved ones, if it's responsible to do. And we'll talk to you later. Bye! Bye! Watch what crap ends with like to think it's premium sponsors! Ain't no thing like Allison King.

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