Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Trust Fail

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

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Woof! Now we're ready to settle in to some settlers on summer house. Of cattam. Oh, she's summer house of cattam. Wow. Yeah. So, um, yeah, fun times. So the episode where we met, I think you need to be more important because you sell a lot of sheep.

How many pieces of wood have you given me? Hey, man, I love your railing. It's not like the longest railing. Thanks, babe. You got the longest rail I've ever seen, babe. Thanks. So we start with Danielle and Kyle because they have just had a fight.

And now Danielle is gonna keep fighting, but then Kyle's calm now. You know, you never know which Carl you're going to get. Like if Kyle's going to be walking off every two seconds in yelling, or if you're going to get the end of the drunk, Kyle, where he's starting to apologize for everything. And so she's right on the cusp about to get a polity, Kyle. So she stays.

And she changes from yelling at him for talking about, uh, Carl being on drugs and all that in front of everybody into you need to have a hard conversation with Carl Kyle Yeah, and so Kyle's like, yeah, well, I don't really know what to do like it's killing me and like I don't know I just feel like things are snowballing and nothing nothing I'm intended no funny. No, but I just this, man, I feel so cracked out by this whole situation though. Sorry. I mean, things can just turn on a dime bag, you know what I mean?

No, we've had so many highs and those, sorry, no pun intended then, yeah. I just want us to be back on a smooth hill, you know, like fresh powder. Oh, sorry, shit. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. And she's like, well, this feels right. Oh, God, I miss joking about cocaine with you. I didn't want to talk to you, but now I'm so glad I did. And he's like, give me a lot of things. Sorry, you know, because we're like, kind of

in the middle, you know, you mean? Yeah. Yeah. You know, you shouldn't, you shouldn't be in the middle just because Carl got, you know, you know, a cop behind the eight ball. Get a no pun and no pun intended. Sorry. Yeah, she's like, yeah, you know, I just can't always be going to that. Sometimes I just want to have fun. That is my wish for you, ma'am. That is my wish for you. Get your head out of that woman's ass and live your own life because it's many seasons in and it's getting sad at this point. And I believe in you Danielle, I like you.

Okay, we joke about you always being on the train and being uplinsies ass and stuff, but I legit like you. So work it out. Yeah, work it out. So then we get now it's time to go back to the city where we got our classic Trixi Jam, one of my favorites. Don't give up on my la, da, da, da, da, da. I think we only got one lyric this time. Sometimes they give us a few more, but it's like it's one of my favorites. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, don't give up on my la la. Don't give up on my la. Don't give up on my la. Don't give up on my la. Don't give up on my la. Because that's all they can, you know, they can only afford what, what is that? They only got one on two. Six words. So, so we see everyone's at everyone's in big New York city. So they have dreams and careers. And Sam is at work dressed like a pioneer. She's like, during the work week, I dress like I'm Sarah Plain and tall. And now I'm looking at the.

I know. It's like, uh, bring them young relation. Is Heather young going to walk in here with a black eye? You know, I know what's going on the prairie. So, so she's looking at photos. She's like, um, I was just going through the photos of that cobalt blue set and like the pleated stretchy one that we love, like the materials just photographed nicely. The color is beautiful. You know, I'll edit some of those photos before Sunday. It's like, you just see the dates on the bottom being like, while she's talking Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

She doesn't shut up. Yeah. And then Chris is taking pictures of Randy Lantville on the street, because he's a photographer. I'm really sure what that's about. He's a photographer, but only for like aged-out, super-fillard people. And he's wearing like an old-timey golf hat, which you know, there's something about his personality. Yeah, there's a thing. He's got a little backer of ants in here. He really

likes the movie The Film Backer Vance. Yeah, like a little old-timey golf hat. Yeah, he's collecting images. So now it's Wednesday, we're in the Loverboy offices and there's a cutout of Amanda against the wall and their little dogs are freaking out because they are confused by dual Amanda's and so they're just losing their mind. And she's printed out these proofs for Loverboy which by the way it's so cool. It's so cool that she can't actually do that. I actually think that graphic designers are so cool, what they can make, because if I do stuff on Photoshop, I'm like, well, that looks nice. And then graphic

designers just make stuff that looks just so cool. I'll just say so cool five more times. So then she tells us Kyle, we finally got a lover boy office and it's like right across the hall, like far enough away, where I don't have to talk to Kyle or hear his voice all day long, but I can still say, Kyle, and he'll hear me. This is the best variety pack I've ever seen. This is not as,

and so they start talking about Carl. She's like, did Carl send his email, Kyle? And he's like, yeah. And like, he's gonna come over. We're gonna like talk it through. And so Carl shows up with his backpack. Oh, there you are. And his dog barks and kind of like,

sorry, he's cardboard cutouts. Oh, it's actually me. Oh, Carl said. No without, I was a man. Feeling appreciated. Yeah, this office is great by the way. Well, there's a lot to talk about. Obviously, like I had an awkward moment.

I cut out when I asked it to put its weight on me in terms of pretty like it's cut out. That was strange. All right, man. Okay, Amanda go, okay, go. She's like, my, so then Kyle and Carl sit down. And he's like, look, man. And Carl's like, oh, there's lots of talk about.

Obviously, so, yeah, yeah, well, okay, just to get it off. Okay, first and foremost, like is our friendship because I feel bad about last weekend because like, you know, it's been a slow build and it was coming out in the form of eventing situation, you know, which hopefully you have in your current, uh, which thankfully you had in your old apartment. Otherwise, you'd be dead from the fumes of whatever drugs you were smoking.

But I have to mention, sorry, my bad, my bad. Yeah, that was kind of like a low blow, bro. I'm, I'm cool, but you know, I'm down with a low blow because it sort of sounds like low bro. And I see what you're saying. I understand the pun that I accidentally just said. So, uh, you're, listen, hey, see what you're saying, I understand the pun that I accidentally just said. So, uh, you're listening, hey, girl, you're allowed to voice your frustrations and then,

but it was hard to hear that from Danielle because she has eating a tuna sandwich and I was like, what do you say? You stop eating a tuna sandwich, it's all me. But anyway, I have struck my mind. I never knew that I could hear the sound of red onions crunching, but I can't. Oh, so. I think she used gorgons, I was really crunchy. So I've struggled a time to assess what they're not. Gorgons are good in sandwich. And to understand what makes sense for me is mainly celery in my tuna.

So I've been basically wearing the VP of sales hat And I've got to be the guy who's like the face of the brand and I've got to do public appearances and meet people and doing events And like have they ever been to a Harris tutor? Do you know what that's like? It's a lot So almost like I've been wearing all these hats I'm just like a lot of hats and like I feel like walking away because like I'm like I Have hair still you know what I mean and this is like a lot of hats like why aren't I'm like, I have hair still. You know what I mean? And there's like a lot of hats. Like, why aren't I out showing my hair?

Like, that's a solid, solid thing to have in the state age. Yeah, cause like when you wear a lot of hats, you know what you got? Hat hood and that's like, not cool. So he's saying he's having to do his job and do events and do samplings and grocery stores and shit like that, which means he's not being compensated separately. So he's saying like, listen, if I'm your VP of sales and I'm doing sales, great, but if you want me to go as a TV personality to these

things, I want my appearance fee as well, which to me sounds fair. Yeah. And so, yeah, no sounds fair except for this part where Kyle says when I read your when I read your email Like you're talking about how much time you're putting in and like when you talk about working 90 hours I was struggling these last couple months to figure out if you're working 40 hours like no one sees you anywhere Really he's like yeah, cuz I'm just not hearing from you and a lot of people aren't hearing from you And as if you look around this busy office, look around. Yeah, well, yeah, well, you know, yeah, I recognize there's no like hard work cut out for me here.

And so like probably that were strange things, but like, I would completely agree. I feel an adequate and like, I feel like I've missed things. And like for whatever reason, I haven't had the eye on them all sometimes because I get distracted with the other things in the business that like just are coming the harm way. So anyway, I just want to just stop me before I like, you know, start making any sort of sense. All right.

Yeah. So, okay. So you are faking up at your job. So he is fucking. Okay. So you're faking up at your job. You're not doing what you want, what you're supposed to. You're losing clients.

And now you're saying you want to raise. Oh, no. Fired, fire him. Get out. Listen, I think I want to help you, Rea Valley, how you spend your time and I just like want to make sure you're spending your time wisely. Oh, you're so, I was thinking that maybe we could have a different job title like I was thinking like VP of, you look great, babe.

I think that would work. I'd like to be like president of white jeans. Really love that. But look, seriously though, like seriously, I hate not having a clear answer for you about what I want, but Lindsay hasn't given me one yet. So I'm just I'm just waiting for that. I'm kind of like, listen, I just want to say, I know I'm losing. I'm losing. Go ahead. No, I just want to say I hate having a firm answer for you about like what exactly I want to do. I don't really know what I want to do, but all I do know is that I want more money for

it. Yeah. I just want you to pay me like for three jobs, but like I'll just fail it. Like, I don't know some of them sometimes or maybe all of them. I don't really know. I don't know. I don't know some of them sometimes, or maybe all of them, I don't really know. Yeah, I don't know. So, Kyle's like, uh, candidly, we should rethink your job title

and make you feel appreciated and do what you like to do. Oh my God, that's a great idea. Oh, that's a great, I love that. It's like generic. And I can walk out of here and just say, I want to Lindsay, so she doesn't hurt me. Okay.

Y'all, so yeah, that's a great idea. Okay, well,all. So, yeah, that's a good idea. Okay, well, friend to friend, like, let's never let this happen again, because whether it's like tension between our girls, mainly because of Lindsay or businesses, mainly because of Lindsay, I don't ever want to feel how I was feeling, aka the victim of Lindsay, okay. Yeah. So, now, this is a song you like oh You're right. I was like I don't think that that's the right Yeah, that's your favorite yeah, sometimes I'm in traffic and I'm I sing that song

I'm like oh spends favorite summer house song for it. And sometimes I'm in traffic and I'm, I sing that song. I'm like, Oh, it's been favorite summer house song. I'm gonna make it today. And then we don't know what comes after that. And we never will. It's actually a song about running late. Don't get it. We have got to make it today. It's called Danielle theme.

Yeah, trying to make it on the trains from C. L.I. I'm through five. Yeah. So now they're off to the Hamptons. We got one car that's being driven by Sam and Gabby and Sierra and Maya aren't it. And then Sam is like, guys, I just want to make a blanket statement that if you have any

complaints about my driving, same here. And they're like as long as you arrive alive. And so then Kyle and Amanda pick up Chris. And Chris is like, was as you arrive alive and so then Colin Amanda pick up Chris and Chris is like Was there like an animal back here? I was like yeah It's like oh god all right guys if I start sneezing you're allergic to dogs Okay, who cares? Chris is a dud. I think it's that I hope that they just have the balls to just fire him and season or replace him because this is actually the show that you can do that his energy is very

Like no like his and the energies like we talk a lot about yes and what's the opposite of that? He's like humor is always like really that's crazy, which is sort of one of Alex's problems from last year although Alex Ended on a high net where foam was like oh Alex, but I don't think Chris is, yeah, he's a dud. Yeah, he's a dud. So they're asking him how this week is, he's like, good, I got a facial for the first time ever. What sparked it? Did you feel dirty from the summer house?

Yeah. And then Sam and Gabby went on a double date last night we found out. And then Sierra was like, oh, what happened to Josh? And Sam was like, I think he's still a cutie and everything, but I wasn't feeling romantically obsessed with him. And he said something about like his type or older women whose face look a little bit like plastic masks.

I don't know. It's weird to me. Because I guess anyone didn't hear Josh is now dating Madonna. Oh my God, that is so crazy. I will never forget. I think I said this on the show already, so I'm sorry, but Michelle fucking Collins, okay? She was so funny. She put on her Twitter a picture of Madonna when Madonna was like, her face is crazy. God bless her. You know, she's just doing too much to it. And she was trying to do all these nude sexy photo shoots for her socials. And so Michelle put up a nude picture of her and it says hashtag barbarian. And I watch that home movie just to figure out what Michelle Collins was talking about.

And that's all I could think about when I saw the picture. Of that personal trainer budding up with Madonna. Come on, Miss. Yeah, I don't know the context because I don't do scary movies, but I just imagine it's disturbing. And I'm not a spoiler, but I'll tell you later. Yeah, I'm really trying hard not to shame Madonna's plastic surgery because I feel like A, she wants to do it, she can do it.

B, I feel like it's a larger indictment on the society that made her feel like she had to do it. Yada, yada, yada, yada. But that being said, it's not good. I farted. I fart on that opinion. I just farted. And I said fart, which I never said.

I fused on that opinion. But by the way, isn't it so reassuring that we can always have faith in personal trainers willing to order themselves out for a rich older lady. Madonna loves a personal trainer. Isn't Lord Jesus' father a personal trainer? Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah.

You go Madonna. You get your trainer. Listen, I'm happy for Madonna. She should get a hot young thing. I want her to get a hot young thing. And Chris is weird anyway. He doesn't like, he doesn't want to dance. He doesn't want to do anything but sit there You know, that's probably why he wants to be older. Yeah, what what a clone Sam Chris Chris. Oh, cuz Chris is next

So Chris is like you guys excited about the weekend and cause like yeah, I'm gonna friend Andrea out of the mean town He's gonna spend a weekend. He talks funny and Chris is like oh, yeah, where's he from and Amanda's like Italian again, he talks funny. And Chris is like, oh yeah, where's he from? And Amanda's like, Italian. And Gabby in the other car, Gabby is like, oh, is this like the nice Italian man that carries her bags? Please tell me he's not a cancer. Please tell me he's not a cancer. And Sarah says, I don't know about y'all, but he does for me. And so she's telling them that the last Italian dinner that he made really popped off, which was a big fight between Sierra and Danielle. So we see clips of that in one glass throne. Yeah, classic fight from last season. And then now we're back at now. We're finally at the Hamptons,

Kymanda, their car rides first and Kyle pours espresso martinis and surprise Chris wasn't like espresso martinis. I'm like kind of allergic to those. So please be careful. If I start off getting or martinis, I'm like kind of allergic to those. So please be careful. If I start getting sick back here, sorry guys. Just out of my first facial, facial for girls. So then Lindsay and Carl arrive when they arrive in the most Lindsay and Carl way, which is Carl saying, all right, then. I tell you night.

I tell you night, babe. Yeah, tell you, man. I'm gonna tell you all about it. Oh, that your man. I'm gonna tell you all about it. Oh, that's funny, babe. Hey, I'm gonna bring your bags up now. We'll have a momentum.

You look great by the way. Look at Y'all, I'm still feeling all right. You all want to go to the kitchen and kiss his and hug Kyle. And he's like, how are you? And she's making small talk. And he's talking how his mullets grown an inch since they missed them last week. And she's like, and he goes,

that's not the only thing that grows an inch. Or two, or three, or four. Oh, really? How many of them do you got? So then she tells us. Kyle and Kyle finally had a conversation and But I have to be honest with you. I'm not sure Kyle is Going to make girls happiness a priority like how I operate some business. I can't really comment on that But what I do know is that unfortunately there's no friendship and business for the more

There's no sandwiches of business That's not good. Well, ma'am. there are sandwiches and business a they're literally sandwich businesses and also there are friendships and business and it should say something to you that you no longer have a business Okay, there is friendship in business ma'am, okay, and you are going about this whole thing the wrong way and it's also not Carl's Job as CEO to prioritize Carl's happiness. That's true. I'm not really sure where you're coming from with all of this, but I'm starting to be team Kyle. And I hate you.

Yeah, I am team Kyle. And honestly, she should know there is friendship in business, because that's why there's that famous saying, it's not impersonal. It's business, right? Yeah, it's not personal. No, it's not impersonal No, it's not personal. Oh, from,

I'm on. That's just like a statement. It's not personal business. I did bid play, Ronnie. I was trying to do bid play. I think Ryan and I are perfect examples of friendship business, by the way. By the way.

Yeah. So, Daniel, I don't know if we don't have to do any of the business stuff. Yeah, we just show up to do this part. No, our version of the business part is us being like, oh my god, we have to do a form planning to plan to each other. Our part of the business is going, oh my god, do you remember that password for Instagram? It's like literally texting each other, did you just sign into Instagram or do we have

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I'll put this back to weight on me. Oh, dead body weight. Whoa. Whoa, that's dead body on your, look great, but look great. I'll put this back to weight on me. Oh, dead body weight. Whoa. Whoa, that was dead body. Ah. Well, with Gabby, you never know, you know, she probably saw a cancer on the lawn, something. Yeah. So Daniel is in the kitchen and she's asking for pages

and pages not coming this weekend because her brother is home. It's his birthday. I was like, okay, well, let's see how this goes without mispage and see if Lindsay gets herself in a some drama without, okay, well, let's see how this gets without mispaged. And see if Lindsay gets herself into some drama without, because you know, I'm always accusing page of stirring because I think she is, which I don't really hate all that much. But it's going to be interesting to see how it goes without her. Just say that. Yeah, I feel like you are, I feel like you're putting down the building blocks of a case.

I feel like you're building a case that I'm like oh really What I am but it's from going to debate class in junior high because I literally don't have a case I've just been for some reason lately like that episode where I was nice to Katie the whole time on Vanderpromp rules I've just really been wanting to do debate class where you just start making cases for shit. You don't really believe You know the quote Whitney Rose you are a master debater. So, by the way, there are, this is semi-autopic. Did you see the rumors about what the new Winter House cast is? I don't believe them.

This feels wild. I did see it. It's like Malia from Below Deck. Malia from below deck and Malia from below deck. Riley, Brian from Family Karma, I don't quite believe it actually. I don't feel like Bravo is down to intermingled the below decks. I feel like Bravo has, they have their verticals. You know, you got the below deck world, you got the real housewives, and you got the youngins.

And I think that they like to, they're down to mix and match all the youngins together. And they'll have people make cameos on below deck, but they're not, they're not about to have deckies in the winter house. That's just wild. It's like having some of them like, it's like having like this season on winter house. Please welcome Brian Benny, Captain Sandy and me Padma Lakshmi. It's like, what? Yeah, I don't know how I feel about it, but on Winterhouse, they do have that half-southern charm, half-summer house, and then a few rando kind of poor people thrown in for the fun of it.

And so maybe they'll be the random kind of poor people thrown in for the fun of it. And so maybe they'll be the random kind of poor people thrown in. Oh, no. Yeah, I know. I thought the random people are like the random poor people out there because we don't know who they are there poor. Well, no, because they're not regular. Like the winter house and summer house people

and southern charm people make a lot of money. I mean, they make good money. But although deck they pay them $5 and they only are on one season usually. So, you know, I put some of the disadvantage. It's like they come in and they're with like legit TV people making TV money and then they're just like, you know, eating their noodles. What do you call those noodles in the styrofoam? Those. Couple noodles. Yeah. Yeah. Ramen. They, um, uh. Yeah, I feel like Winterhouse is supposed to be where they breed new talent, like Andrea,

but they didn't really, they were like, I think they were just merely breeding, but no breeding of the talent. It's a glory and just. Well, I guess they, it is getting stale though, so I'm glad that they're changing it up if they are. Yeah. So, anyway, so Andrea comes to the... Ah, back home, ma! Hello, hello, everyone. How are you?

Oh, where's my beautiful little itty-bitty tiny, witty little bit of bitch? Where is bitch? Ah, there's no bitch! Ah, let's see. I was so happy for you when he came back. It's like, then, it's gonna do this. That's gonna happen. I'm so glad to you when he came back. It's like that's gonna do this.

That's gonna happen. I'm so glad to scratch up my lungs. I was like, I just got pretty much over this cold and I'm barely coughing anymore. Let me scratch up my lungs or my Andrea personation. And I love that right before he came in, Chris is like, so does he have an accent or something? And I'm like, yeah.

And Chris is like, what? Does he like talk like he's trans-Lafanian or something? And Chris was like, yeah, I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah. And Chris is like, what? Does he like talk like he's transylvanian or something? And Chris was like, yeah, I mean, Italian. And Amanda's like, yeah, Italian. And Chris was like, yeah, I want to suck. Yeah, I want to like suck your blood out. Oh. Your blood has ripple oil.

Yeah. That's transylvaned. You look great, by the way. Hey, who's Linda? Who is Linda? Lindsay. You're probably trying to write lens because I put lens as well Hey, who's Linda? Who is Linda Lindsay? You're probably trying to write lens because I put lens as well and the A is right next to have like out of nowhere. Linda, with this hair, you look like a real

Italian celebrity. Yeah, Linda is the narrator from our House Hunters dwell hello episodes on one dream plus. Andrea has just come back to America and is looking for summer share for lots of with lots of friends. However, he wants to be close to town and has a strict budget. So they're all yelling and screaming and Gabri takes one look at him. And of course, she is admittedly a shallow ass and she's sometimes like immediately in love.

And she's like, Andrea is a perfect mouth specimen. I could do a dissertation on what makes Andrea perfect. I'm graduating with honors. And then he has a girlfriend. And so, cosmically, I want to know what I did wrong to deserve this. How last night was night a passion. This Italian night would be different. Last time, we didn't make it to the tiramisu. Yeah, we got

tiramisu. So then Lindsay and Carl are excited because they have all Versace outfits for uh, you bought couples Versace legit couples Versace outfits. Lindsay, you're making us hate you. Stop. Call me like call me. Yeah. Let me help. help like let me help you. I like you. This is ridiculous. I Then I'm and then she's Let's tell Zaniel like you're going to actually like really enjoy my outfit. I think it's basically Like Versace is very first like nurse outfit that looks like a zebra So then Andrea is talking to Sierra, asking more pages and he's going to miss her. And the guys were in the kitchen talking and Kyle's like,

now they're all women around here. Shot what I want to know is you pull out. Did you just pull out a pull out of this food out of this bag and pretend you cooked it? So then the girls are sitting outside and Danielle is talking about how she and Gabby became best friends. They bonded over that boyfriend, that Coachella boyfriend, etc. Which was not Tom Sandivall. Yeah. Well, actually, we don't know.

It could have been Tom Sandivall for all we know. You never know at this point. And Lindsay's like, oh my God, it's so good that you're born now. I will tell you that Carl really appreciated you because he wasn't here to defend himself and they ended up talking on Wednesday and they cleared the air. Not the problem. There's a no clear solution. I think it's our boyfriend's not fucking showing up and doing his job. Lindsay, okay, that's a clear solution. You do your job and then you get a race. Okay. Yeah, that's right. It's just like a pregnancy test, clear flu, easy. So Andrea is inside making carbonara and Carl's like helping.

He's like the, he's almost to sue. And someone's asking like what carbonara is, it's like, and he's like, oh, it's about the crunchiness of the Guajale with the order of the fat and the Guajale. The ranch Guajale is not crispy. It's not about the Guajale. And Carl's like, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be the one shot. We're the only one in the fat and the one shot. If you've had one shot, it is not crazy. It's not about the one shot. And Carl's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, because one shot, it is like a cured bacon.

And then he says, it's higher levels, like higher level, like it doesn't really know what it wants to be, but it probably deserves a raise. Yeah. So back to Lindsay, Gappy's like,

Lindsay's like, oh my God, was there a dog in the car? So Gappy's like, can I ask you a question? Is like, whatever is going on with Carl and Kyle affect your Amanda's relationship? And she's like, um, I think, um, Amanda, affecting our relationship. And Gaffee's like, you mean outside of them? She's like, yeah, wait for this.

Long story short, she said that Carl is our employee. She works for us as in she's the boss. And then we see a flashback. The flashback you've been waiting for all season. Let's be honest, because you brought it up several times, like this is really the core of it and the crux of it. And here it is, Amanda at the reunion saying that Lindsay tainted Carl basically.

And Lindsay's like, I mean, I'm out here supporting lover boy more than her. And like, I'm sober. Does it work my boyfriend? I just want to mind it. I'm not a good. I was sober for a little bit. Okay. And now she's saying, I'm manipulating my boyfriend. Like, I don't understand what me making a big sacrifice like going sober is like in terms of a manipulation. I just know that he owes it to me. I love. I really, but this is why I like this. Why you always have to love Lindsay, even though she's 90% of the time wrong, because she's going around asking for a medal for being sober for her boyfriend. First of all, that's so tacky.

Second of all, you're not even sober anymore for your boyfriend. You, you, you want it, you want credit for being sober for like five minutes for your boyfriend come on Lindsay I mean, I don't think you guys even realize like you want them a child. He said you want to have a child Oh actually I said Gwancho. I was like so like a better bacon different than wanting a child. Sorry, just like a viral click Why are you saying a watch on Most sure bacon yeah, yeah, it's like better. It's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no mya's like, um, can I ask you something from the first week on? There seems like there's something wrong with you and Lindsay. And she's like, um, she's mad at me.

Like I apologize to her and I like texting her and she didn't even respond. Look, I'm just wide eyed and innocent Amanda. I was no idea why Lindsay would be upset with me. Hmm. So now they're all making room arrangements, and Andreas continuing to cook. By the way, Carbonara is like famously the pasta that chefs like to make because at the end of the night when everyone's gone, you can throw it together relatively quickly. And so he's the div... like 45 minutes being this... I'm like, I don't know why I'm Carbonara shaming

in Italian. I don't know what to say. Well, you are, and you know what? This everything takes a long time, although why I'm carbonara shaming in Italian. I don't know what's on the page. Well, you are. And you know what? This everything takes a long time. Although now I'm looking at this. I just looked it up online. This is the one. Yeah, it's just like oil. I don't think this is what he was making though.

Because this looks like this is clear. This is like oil and butter and like some. Get up bacon. You basically have rent. You rent. Listen, I learned from. I learned from Ann Barrell. Oh, probably.

She's my favorite, that's you talking about. Yeah. And how to make the perfect meal for energy. And you just, you, oh, it's something along the lines of like that you render the fat out of the bacon. And then in that fat, you like, it's like the egg, it's like Parmesan and egg, and these are like, two quits slowly, and it makes a creamy sauce

and pasta goes into the yada yada. So like, it's, it's delicious. Well, does his look like red sauce on the show? No. It sort of looks like to me, you know, I didn't maybe, because I thought it was something different in my mind, and I'm just thinking what I'm telling myself.

Bro, were you, maybe weren't looking at the guantali, maybe like maybe, maybe I shouldn't look at that. Like the real idea. Yeah, like, it's just like a really nice bacon. So like, just take a look at it.

And maybe you can see, you're looking at a long thing. It's just like really pure dish. It's just like a really good, it's like a harrow level bacon. Yeah, it's like really, it's just like bacon that's been promoted because it's been like valued by its boss. So yeah. So Danielle is like, so you clearly still feel a certain way about all of this and they're like, yes, clearly.

So Sam is breaking down, oh, they have to decide rooms because I guess they're doing the rotating rooms every time this time, something. And so they do that and I, this summer house, so sorry, there's a lot of notes about nothing. So, um, um, um, oh yeah. So here's a top priming sampling.

I'm gonna save you. I'm gonna save you. I'm gonna save you all. I'm like, I'm drowning. So, um, it's so, they're while they're cooking everything and Lindsay's showing Danielle Pants and Versace Pants, whatever.

So then Sam, Sam's gone into this cool time now, but they all look really cool, by the way. I think they all look really, they're just dressed sort of like chic Italian semi retro. So Sam is in this patterned outfit and she tells Chris, she goes, I feel like I just killed my third husband. And he goes, what does that mean?

She's, I mean, Tony, I look like I just killed my third husband. He's still lost. You know what Chris, get off the bravo. You're dumb. You're dumb. You're a dumb person here. This is not for you. I thought the same thing.

That's like the most obvious real housewives or lifetime movie. Like come on dude, get out. Like you have nothing. You have nothing to offer. Okay. Like just leave. So everybody gets some super tacky outfits for Versace night. I like how my people look really good.

You like get their own tacky outfits. Oh, these are tacky as hell. I like them. I like them. Yeah, that's a terrible. So, Lindsay's like, I'm a ham shake to you, Sierra. May tonight's a Tonya dinner being better than last time. I'm one.

Because they were the ones who started fighting last time. Yeah. So they shake to a more peaceful dinner and And then Andreas like, all right, everyone, I just want to make a quick toast to say, the ladies all look really beautiful. You look like you just killed your husband, right? Everyone gets that one. Anyway, listen, guys, look good as well.

I'm really happy you're here. And I just, I want you to say, look, we need to get to Yamorra, regatoni. Ah, Beto Ginni. Okay. My last year we talk of love and agri. And this year I want to be more Andrea and more Andrea sexual. And I would like to know how you guys keep a sexy in the bedroom. And so Lindsay and Carl, of course, raise their hands first.

Like, no fucking matching Versace couple outfits shut up over there Okay, but they do yeah, and Lindsay opens up. Yeah, sorry Now you say I just love that Lindsay's opening is well Carl really likes he brisk I was like, okay, I don't know. I was like I don't know where this is gonna go. We don't want to hear anymore Yeah, we're gonna go into like animalistic shit and So Sierra's like oh my god, you brought Wesley strikes to the bedroom. Come on, which they did, right? Isn't that they did our apartment? And then she's like, I'm a no, but I have little boy choirs that have the blueprint on them. Okay. Well, you've just officially creeped out

the country. So like Carl really likes ring-tailed lemurs. So like, no more, no more. So my, it's like, oh my God. And Sierra says, well, okay, I'll go. I'm a big toy person. Fish or prize? And then Sam, Sam starts talking as if she's actually in like a meeting,

a creative, like a creative meeting, or something, other companies. So I would like to align myself with toys, and I'm not going to stop myself with toys because I feel like I should contribute something unique, but I'm just aligning myself with Sierra on toys. I hope everyone's found this email well, okay? As for an hour-relation. My favorite toy is, well, it's hard to explain this like a small part. No, I had small

Like one time I have I was finishing sex and so like maybe if I went to the bathroom was out to dinner and my friend So then I held this cab and we were going down the west side and I thought to myself this is an interesting ride And she's like and then the sky is like a remote. Like for example, like when the, when the, when like the recently I was having sex, like maybe if I went to the bathroom and you were also there and he had the remote and then it goes, um, you can be brief though. And she goes, actually I can't. And everyone's packing up.

And because it's so obvious that everyone has to laugh at it. And she's like, okay, I'm not intelligent. And also I love dirty talks. So. So, Sierra's like, why am I not surprised that you love just talking the bedroom bitch? So then I love the sound of my own voice. It gets me off, okay?

It's like, finally, we get it. You're turned on by yourself, okay? That's all you have to say. And then Andrea, unsurprisingly, has like a really vivid description of what he likes like, I love toys. I love when a girl is masturbating in my face. It really gets me off. Like the trick is the hook. Like a little Trevi fountain, like a real life Trevi fountain. It's going to be hot. I want to turn a woman to be a jala into the bat again. You know, he's the injab in my finger toucher finger And you know what happens next

And he's like Doing the hook with his fingers and like he's charades in get out while he's talking And Amanda's like, um, put your fingers away, please and get me I left a little rough play. I like a little, maybe a little spank, but like I really don't like to be touched and bad while I'm sleeping. Keep it separate. Do not cuddle me. Okay. And Chris is like, this is why it's so hard to please women. All the women just go, oh, fuck you. Oh, God. There's like a hundred things that we like and you can't figure out one of them. And he's like, come on guys, I mean like you want me to touch you?

No, you're sleeping. Oh, do I touch you? Don't I touch you? And Sam's like, um, we just told you a hundred things women like and if you can't figure it out, that's on you. Yeah. So now Andrea wants to go dancing. He's like, come on, I have an arena.

A lot of our dads. So then they're getting changed. And then Sierra and Maya are in the room. And they're just like talking about dinner and how Maya says that Andrea ate all her pasta. And then, yeah. That's so funny to me. Maya goes, so how's your dinner?

As here goes, I didn't really eat pasta. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for not being people who pretend to eat it on a pasta and still look like Sierra. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Exactly. I then talked about how Sam was talking and talking and talking at dinner. We see a flashback to their tribe, the Hamdons, where Sam was like, well, you know, I learned that like when I was doing ballet that like, you know, sometimes you have to be on your shows and it's like to then like another screen of her talking.

And she's like, well, it's actually one of my number one things, just like that sort of thing. And the person I'm going to be romantically involved with is this, and the game master, they pull out a card, and you have to figure out what the card is. And there's a big potato. It's just going on. Yeah, she's just going on and on.

And to the point where even you doing it, I'm like, shot up. Like it was making me crazy. And like I'm going to talk, right? And so, I also want to know what the game was that she was describing, by the way. You start about the game, that's what I'm going to call it.

I don't think anyone ever found out. And I was like, she also go to God. I'm gonna talk to her. I don't see what it goes to talk to her about it. Meanwhile, Carl and Lindsay are posing, looking at each other like, look, we're romantic, couple who are in love with each other. And Amanda's taking their picture.

She's like, say, babe a lot. Like, babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. So then Maya pulls Sam's talk in the closet. And she's like, um, I want to say this to you in the nicest way possible.

And also while I still have a chance to talk since I am in a conversation with you I think you speak too much and I'm not telling you to be quiet I'm not coming for you. I believe that you have the best heart Because you've described it in immense detail, but you speak too much. It's amazing. It's always a me thing It's because I can't shut the fuck up. Oh was, oh, don't get in your head about it. I'm just trying to help you. Check. I've always said to my friends, like,

I wish I could let you guys talk without interrupting you, but I can't, because I'm just like so annoying. And like, no one wants more of me. Nobody's ever asked me for more of me because I give so much. Ah. Ah.

I love that she twisted that into something about like that she you know talking so much doesn't mean that you give a lot. It just means that you just give doesn't you don't give yourself so much don't give yourself over you're just you're sucking the air out of the room. Yeah you're acting keeping everybody. Yes. You're taking too much. I was done because this is all taking place behind the closed door of the pantry you know which is usually where people go to fuck, but this is the like the girl season So it's like where we go confront each other kindly with each other's issues. I was like this Carl want to fuck somebody in here. Come on. This is some house

So I was like, well, that's like an aspect of your personality and there's so much more to use than that I mean you have to remind yourself of that. And so I was like, ah, I'm so together. You're so much more than just like talking a lot. I mean, you, you, you, you don't realize this, but someday you might just be the girl that, you know, dated a guy who then dated Madonna. There's so much more to you. It's time for commercial. It's time! Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion Podcast, and just like that, the Riders Room.

Each episode members of the Riders Room and I unpacked moments from Season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that Season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to and just like that, the Riders Room on Max or wherever you get your podcast. Saturday June 16th. Wait, this you couldn't say June 60th, it must be July 16th. Yeah. So now it was at the club, they're at the shot. They're doing shots, they're dancing and other back home It's 1.30 in the morning and then Carl and Zee come in and come back for you. Oh come on in babe Oh, thank you

No problem babe. Hey, why go up to the bedroom? You want to go out? I'm gonna go to the bedroom Yeah, I want to go to the bedroom. Yeah, let's go. Oh, wow, it's bedroom. My hands you can love the door. I love the door I'm gonna close the door babe. You want me to give you a hug, babe? I would love a hug. I'm giving a hug, babe. Hey, babe. You wanna go down, babe? Cause if you don't wanna go down,

I'll get into bed with you, babe. Yeah, it was kinda bad. This is a great bad. There's someone with the guanciale at bed. So a lot of it. Everyone else is dancing on tables and it just keeps cutting back to them. Be like, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, stack of cured meat on my nightstand. So like I really have everything. I think you want

that my baby. You're just talking about wanting a child. Want to want to want to. Okay, sure. I do want to have a child. My ex will be 20 years old. No, want to. So everybody goes to bad cause waste is like, I say, she's coming out. Where's the cookies? Where's the long cookie? I want cookie. Where the goddamn cookies? My help. So he goes through the house to find my,

but it's Daniel in the room, or Daniel in the room instead. And he's like, I'm so confused why you're in here, but the way I can be honest, and the moment last weekend, that the reason I said that is because you're coming in hot. And then like, he was like, Carl's in a relationship, which is great. I'll have to get the fuck out of here. Get out of my room. You drunk fucking

aging frat boy. Get out. I'm going inside though. So then Carl's like, I'd be on bed. Carl's like, Hey, I remember one of's like, hey, remember when I said, I would walk to Tokyo. Well, we're talking out of space now. And that's supposed to be a compliment, although I see now as I say it out loud that it's really another sample of me changing my plan and way through.

Okay. Literally making plans for the count follow through on. So yeah, so I got to stretch with my main goal long He's okay, so I was hard to cut also. I hate this couple thing I hate when couples do this and I hate when people do with me like when you're dating when you're with somebody and they're like Remember when I said I'd walk all the way to Tokyo for you We're talking outer space now gross Like a job get a hobby. What the fuck is wrong with you says that?

I just feel like At preferred you like how about you walk somewhere or whether you can't really like breathe I don't know like some are you can actually like you wouldn't your insides wouldn't just explode out of you. I don't know I can't wait to go to Mars for you. Where that atmosphere will be so heavy that my body breaks into a million pieces. I love being a littlest with his romantic, like, like, full of talk. I'm like, excuse me, sir, you can't walk. I never mind the fact that you can't walk to space.

Um, girl, there's like no walk way to space. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to Kyle, he's like, yeah, he's in a gym, y'all there. It's time for him to run down to Santhitane. That makes with Carl and Lindsay just be honest. Just be honest. And Daniel's like, yeah, me too. Like it felt months, it took months for me to be normal about it.

And he got splinty going, that's how much you love me. That's a lot of love. That's like so much love that you would find a way to actually like physically walk into space where your body would be crushed by the atmosphere. Like that's like so much. Cuts to Danielle, like yeah, I completely distanced myself because like I don't know how to be around that, you know, like Carl said he would walk to Tokyo. What the fuck dude?

I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm still trying to figure out the L.I. double R, and he's already walking to Tokyo. Can he help me out? Can he get me a newbie? So Danielle, it's like, you know, I knew Lindsey and Carl being a couple would make things different, but I know how different it would be.

Like, normally Lindsey and I are inseparable, but Carl, it's like, we were like the trace of Migos, and now, she feels like Lindsey and Carl, and it's hard to figure out where I fit in. So I just try to defend him where I can. If you're like kidding, like I don't speak to them and they completely blow me off now. So can't wait to get another fight with you about them.

And Carl's like, yeah, well, and it just makes it simpler. Everything was great. So shoot, hold on to it. So I was the next morning and people were waking up and Sam starts following on Instagram and then Gabby tells us, you know, I think it's like a fun game to say, I would like jump at the chance to be with Andrea, but there's definitely a part of me that's like not

ready to be dating yet. Like, my past relationship really took a toll on me. Like, honestly, I'm trying to recover that. Like, he literally cheated on me while seeing Post Malone at a tent somewhere. It was mortifying. So then Carl and Linda go to the bathroom in the morning, get their morning fuck on. And everybody's just doing morning stuff. Sam calls her best friend. They're like, Hey, bestie, how are you? Don't really care. You know not the answer.

And her mom's like, I know, honey. Yeah, because her best friend is from mom. Her mom, Christine. The classic. The best is stealing. She's stealing a gappy storyline because gappy's thing is like, oh my God, I love my parents, my parents like my best friends. Oh my God, my sister's like my best friend. We're like just like all best friends together.

So now it's saying I'm doing the best friend thing. And she's like, if you could have like a twin who's older than you, it would be me and my mom. Yeah, we share a brain. We even have a party trick where what like someone will ask a question and she'll look at me and I'll say, what she was gonna say, it'll be me and my mom. Yeah, we share a brain. We even have a party trick where someone will ask a question and she'll look at me and I'll say what she was gonna say. It's crazy. Here, try it out.

Ask my mom what seven plus three is, okay? What's seven plus three, Christie? I'm gonna answer for you, mom. I'm gonna answer for you, mom. It's 10. Such a good trick. But when I'm in a room, I kind of like, mom, here's the problem.

There's cool people here, but there's big personalities. And when I'm in a room, I kind of like, mom, here's the problem, there's cool people here, but there's big personalities. And when I'm in a room like that, people that I wanna like, not compete with, but just wanna be more. And one girl said last night, a little less joking. It feels like I'm just so mean to be quiet. It feels like the age of I'm too much for everyone.

And I think back to like, oh my God, I think back to like my exes who were like, you're too much and it's embarrassing. You know what I mean? Oh, oh. And her mom's like, oh no, she tells us that throughout college, oh, this is sad. Well, this is like,

wait, like you describe what she says and I will describe what they're showing us on screen while she tells us it's sad story. Throughout college, I dated this guy who was two years older than me. Picture of Sam with a noise maker in her mouth. And through this entire relationship in college, this guy like beat it into me that I was like too much. I actually didn't write down anything else that she had any other images.

It was just funny that like she's telling her sad story and it's like look at her with that noise. Like Sam standing next to a pony. Every time I would laugh a little too loud or get a little too excited, sampling Nintendo Switch on of us. I know. Like, could you be a little less? Sam getting her nails on.

So like I thought I was overrevealing him to care about that. And the mom's like, listen, you're used to filling a space. And you know, daddy's sort of like that too. And you shouldn't ever dim your light to, okay, you're a terrible mother. Listen, okay. Listen, you know what? She shouldn't ever dim her light. But we also don't want to leave the light on all night long.

So let's have reasonable hours. Listen, you don't like to dim your light. If your light is a fucking spotlight, it's on constantly the entire show. You know what, you don't have to dim your light, but you also don't need to have the brights on all the time when you drive. Sometimes you sort of... It doesn't mean you can't see the road still, it just means that you will let other people not be blinded and drive out. You shouldn't ever dim your light, but you should shut the fuck up every once in a while.

You know what I mean? Like that's the motion you need. Don't dim your light, but also consider not actually being a light. Maybe consider a different. Maybe consider making a human being that isn't sucking the fucking air out of the room. Maybe consider being a different appliance. So her mom was like, yeah, the hell with anyone who thinks you're too much.

I don't think you are. Oh my god, you're a terrible fucking mother. That's it. You're a horrible abusive person and you've littered the world with a narcissistic little idiot who's never going to shut the fuck up. Thanks. Yeah. world with a narcissistic little idiot who's never gonna shut the fuck up. Thanks. Yeah, so so now Kyle, Kyle's gonna go work out and stuff and then Sam and Maya are hugging and stuff and Andreas drinking coffee. Oh, he's coffee. He's casting. Yeah, Lexi.

And then um, Carl and Z, they're gonna, oh, hey, you want to run in the park? Maybe it'll free run hard enough. We'll get out of space. What do you think? Do you wanna go? Oh, let me say the secret word. Bam. Bam. What do I go?

And then, yeah, I love your baby. So then Chris and Kyle are working out and Chris is working out with one of those rolling wheel things, where you put your hands on handlebars. What's it called? I don't know, but in your 2000, when I was a senior in college, I bought one of those often in commercial

because it's like, this will get me into shape and it was not. My papa gave that to me one time when I was a kid. He's like, well, you know, I'm not telling you what to do, but this might be fun for you. They're hard. How dare you. And also it was so hard. And every time I think of one, I think of my pop-up, fat shake. Yeah. You're not going to improve your abs because it's so hard. You can't do it at all. You just break your fucking back. You fall in it. Yeah. I do need some core strength. So I need all kinds of strength. I need mental strength, Carl.

Well, any kind of strength anyone has to offer, shoot it my way, okay? So they're working out and Carl's like, you know, I think we could add way more fun outside. I've come to the conclusion that Carl has a voice in his ear. Yeah, I do. It says, hey, let's go on a show. So now we have a living Carl.

Yeah, but you know who's telling you that Carl has a voice in your ear, the voice in your ear. Why are we pretending that there's no voice in your ear? Yeah, exactly. All the few, you're all couples, you're all voices in each other's ear. Yeah. So now, Carl and Lindsay are walking in the park. It's basically like footage from Lindsay's phone and she's like, the aim loves nature walks. What?

I said, you love nature walks. You all love nature walks. Yeah, he left me in the wrong. Name loves nature walks. What? I said you love nature walks. You all love nature walks. Oh. Yeah, he left me in the wrong. So I'm going to walk ahead of me. Look, it's Turkey's a good thing it's not November. Hey, that's a chipmunk.

Watch out. Because you're really calm. It's a chipmunk song, you know what I'm saying? She's like, it's going to attack you because this girl was like, or whatever it was. It was like running up to him and then running a circle around him and then looking at him and like, bracing itself and then running at him again, the hell.

Yeah, well, you know, things have been like, I just have like overdraft for conversation with that trip, but, you know, it'll be fine. It'll be fine. So they return and then he's like, we went to a major band. And then they are setting up like a slumber party because that's what tonight is because apparently they don't do house parties on this show anymore. Okay, Paige, you never gets out of bed. Mrs. the slumber party.

How is that fair? They finally do a page themed event and she's not there to enjoy it. That's not cool. I know. So, um, then Sierra pulls Kyle to talk about Amanda because she's really concerned about Amanda not having her period in several months. So she goes and she, she tells Kyle that Amanda was talking about her fertility journey and it's been like nine or 10 months. And you know, she basically is saying like she should go to a doctor because it's concerning.

And you don't want to mess around with your reproductive organs, you know, and I'm glad she has this conversation with Kyle because you can see why Amanda doesn't want to talk to Kyle about it because this is Kyle's reaction. Yeah, well, I mean, who'd be so crushing if she can't have kids? Well, he said if we can't have kids on the cat, that's not really the reaction. You're going to need to be giving Amanda. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to need more of that. Sure.

Yeah. You're going to need even work on that reaction. Yeah. So, now, time for the pajama party. So Sierra climbs onto the sofa and she goes, oh, this is a great couch for slumbering. And Chris goes, no, it's a slumber party. Not a slumber, go to sleep. Thanks Chris.

You know, you know what slumbering is? Bravo. I, you know, it's so, it's so, it's so, it feels like a running joke at this point, you know? Like when Murphy Brown, when Murphy Brown would come in like every new episode, was it every episode or every season? I have a different secretary, you know? It's kind of like that. They're just gonna have a new dumb straight guy every single season. I don't think we've missed one. Like, honestly, I would have preferred Koreans instead of Chris at this point.

Cory had some personality and this fucking pearl necklace. You know, on Love Island, UK, all the guys were pearl necklaces and pearl, pearl bracelets. It's, I guess it's a trend. And Cory did not start it. Okay, I'm not going to think we're sorry. I think that's a hairy Styles thing, isn't it? Oh, maybe.

Either way, Cory came onto Wonderhouse acting like he started it because he's like, yeah, I love Pearls. So my grandma wears Pearls, so why not wear Pearls? So we act like he invented it. Turns out it's like already a thing. So fuck you, Cory. Yeah, fuck off, Cory. Ben just went from pitching you to be on this show full time too.

Yeah, to you're a pearl plagiarist. Yeah, your is your grandmother Harry Styles. Yeah. Yeah. So then my answer and bed and my is like, you know, it's crazy. When I open my maps, it suggests we go to all of her house and see her as like, that sounds fine. Should we go?

Can we redefine our definitions of crazy, though? I don't think it's that crazy. That's not really. So then Amanda is giving boys PJs and they have their bottoms, but you have to wear white tops. And then Andrea comes out and he's wearing like a totally cheesy model speedo type underwear with a big old Deock and he shows everybody his package and how I was like whoa, hey gone so cold Yeah, but I I feel like Andrea I think he was expecting like a big party weekend. There must be some reason why there's no parties yet Like there must be maybe there's an issue with the zoning because they got into trouble with the bedrooms.

Maybe there's also an issue without door parties. Probably someone complained. I'm gonna say someone complained. Why would a zoning board know about the bedroom situation unless a neighbor who hated this show was like, I'm gonna get them in trouble because I see that they're not using those things properly. Yeah, I think so.

And this show needs it. They need to be, they need the outdoor parties. We can't just watch people in the living room the whole time. I'm at a mind it's so far. It's been okay, but like we need to have our big parties back. Yeah, I mind it. I need more than a living room, okay? Just find a different house.

You know, we were talking on a recap earlier this week about Bravo just being lazy about shit. This is a lazy thing. If you were zoned out of a home that you couldn't use anymore, don't follow the rules, go find a different house and fuck that house up. This is summer house, okay? Exactly. So then Amanda gets on top of Kyle.

He's on it all for us and she's like kind of riding him because she just tried to pull down his underwear to show Andrea his version of pajamas. So he's on top of her and Kyle's like, hey, it's a wig. You're not like having an ad appeared nine months. You're not going to tell me. And she's like, Kyle, you counted. No, actually, Sierra told me, but yeah, you usually go. And she's like, I'm scared.

And she's like scared like of what the doctor might say. And I was sort of, and he, I was sort of thinking that Kyle would say, listen babe, don't be scared, I'll go with you, it'll be okay. But he's like, you need to communicate to me better. I was like, hmm, how about go with, let's do a, let's go with, everything's gonna be okay. And I gotta be back.

Yeah, no matter what happens, I'm here. If something is wrong, we'll find a way around it or something. She's just still on top of him. And he's just like, oh, are you talking? Amanda says, well, I was playing with him, but then he turned into real shit. She's just still like, they're flopped on top of him. So then now Andrea walks in with these tie-dye pants, but now, big old bolts because he's pulled his pants all the way into his chest

Yeah, so then he's dancing ever like some people are trying to have fun But then some you know or sat like Amanda's telling herself in the mirror I don't want to talk about my re-bred octaves as them anymore Yeah, and calls like as in diddies as and diddies my favorite is 69. And then now it's finally time for this lumber party. So they're all gathered around, either some like chicken nuggets, they're eating them, and they're gonna play some fun games, but not spin the bottle.

Well now it's been the bottle would have actually been more, let's like, well at least you guys will be kissing each other and getting mad at each other, but Daniel instead is, let's, I have a game, it's called Stir the Pot. I was like, I have a game called Stir the Pot. I was like, I guarantee you that's not a game. I guarantee you that's not a game. I'm so sick of this.

I have a game with her printed cards or whatever. So she's like, brace yourselves guys for a Daniel game. Nobody is going to brace themselves for a Daniel game. Okay. So she tells the game is basically asking questions off cards. So it sounds, it goes first. It's like who's the most likely to have a sugar daddy or mama?

You know, I'm gonna say like I love sugar, I love dads, but I especially love my mom because we look exactly alike. Like we're sisters, we're basically like the same person. So yeah, you know, I love fashion and that's just it. So did I do. Yeah And that's what I do. Yeah. Something afternoon. Oh my God. I think my friends saw us are remote because my vagina is tingled. Is that weird? Oh my eggs. Poach eggs. I don't really even know what those

are. I thought they were. Chinese food. God chicken tastes differently when it's on the side. Squares. Squares are so much better than circles, because circles are just like so. Ask the question. I'm going to say Gabby. So Gabby's like, actually, I'm lazy to shut, and I want a lot of nice things. So yeah. So then Sierra goes and she hears us who's the horniest. And she's like, Andrea, just take the damn car.

Are you sure for real? Alexie. When I'm in the sea, I was like, who would you sure for you, Alexi? When I'm Lindsay, I was like, who would you be most afraid to break up with? That ever goes you? Yeah. A hilarious. And so we get the greatest Lindsay's,

you know, disastrous relationship clips. 2016. I am gonna slay and a guy's house tonight. Oh, with a knife and a bed. 2017 you better bow to my feet and prove it. All right. Oh, so did I. Fuck you. You fucking pussy. The car all and then 2020. What have you done for me? How many sandwiches have you made me?

So now we have an Al comes long, long awaited revenge from jewels from season four where that's what I thought too. So in season four, I think it was season four that Jules was on. They played one of these games and one of the questions was, who is the person, it was either like, who is the person you would leave to die in a burning building? Or you could say everybody about one person from a burning building, who would you leave? And Amanda was like, Jules, sorry, just I know these people better. Something like that, we're based, like the question was, Jules. It was so cruel.

Like there was such an easy way out of it. Like you just been like, oh, that's stupid. I would say to you all, I don't care what the card says. But she was like, mm, Jules, sorry, Jules. I'd leave you to burn and die in a burning building. Yeah, the only person that like was having trouble, like making friends and stuff, they were so mean. And whenever I feel guilt, like, Ronnie, why are you so angry

at this show? Like, you shouldn't have this much hatred sometimes. Like, I, I'm, I'm traumatized by past seasons. They were so mean to jewels. They were so mean to me. And then the way that everybody else ganged up on her too, like member Hannah was like, whatever, that's how we are here. And then Carl's like, yeah, it's like she just doesn't fit. That's so bad. So now Flashbower. Hannah was in that season, right?

Is that in my mind? Uh, yeah, because Hannah and Paige Kim in season three. Hmm. Okay. So, so Danielle, um, so now Danielle has a question that goes, Yeah, because Hannah and Paige came in season three. Mm. So Danielle, so now Danielle has a question that goes, who do you trust the least? So she goes, I've thought about it. And she's been worse.

She's like, long on the railroad. I trust it the least. It gets me late every single season. But in the curveball, in the sense of of like I can't see what's coming next I'm gonna go with Amanda and Amanda's like wait It's just back like staring into space and she goes what Yeah, let's see it's like a greed and see her says um you're a curveball and Amanda says yeah wait I'm a curveball you can't trust me

And cause like hey, wait I'm in a Hadeshino, Hadeshino you're a curveball and Amanda starts like At least you're like a curve ball that's not burning in a building So at least no one left you but no one left you in a fucking toaster oven. You asshole. So, um, so now Amanda is like crying. I'm still not totally sure. Daniel has some sort of thing where she's like, well, no, because it's like your friend with this person and then with that person.

She's trying to, she's just doing it for Lindsey. There's a lot of things sitting there, you know. And so Lindsey's like, um, this doesn't have to be unpacked as a group, which is funny, because it's a little like a group game. So, man, does like, well, let me coordinate myself off as an individual, because no one wants to be around because no one can trust me.

So she like runs off crying and Danielle's like, why is she so upset? So then Gabby and Sam and Amanda are in the bathroom and Gabby's like, oh my god, you're hurt. She's, yeah, hurt my heart. Like that's a very personal to me. And then back to Danielle telling Sierra, like the curveball to me is like sometimes like sometimes Amanda's a friend of Lindsay's and a friend of mine, but then she changes it. Okay, so it's about Lindsay. Danielle, fuck in A.

Dude. Wow. Stop. So Lindsay's like, I mean, you can't bring anything up to her because this is how the reaction is. Every single time you try to say something, like Carl, like literally tried to have a baby with her once and like, does that you actually?

Yeah, I was just off for her. I was just saying like, Guantral, I don't know and like does that you had to. Yeah, I just off for her. I just say like one chocolate. Do you want like does she want some chocolate? And so Sierra's like, well, is there something specific that's happened with you guys? And let's just like, are you kidding me right now? I get all manipulative when I'm sober for my boyfriend. I was sober with my boyfriend. I don't know if anyone heard about that,. I was sober. My boyfriend. I don't know if anyone heard about that, but I was. And she says the thing to the man that said about me is so fucked up and Kyle's wasted, of course, like he's, is he ever not?

He's a super dude. And Sierra is saying, well, look, I get that that's you and her Lindsey, but I mean, Danielle, you know, the one who just caused all this, like, look, I get that that's you and her Lindsey, but I mean, Danielle, you know, the one who just caused all this, like, what's your problem with Amanda? And Danielle doesn't have an answer. So she goes, there's just so many undertones. So, yeah. And Sierra is basically like, you know, she tells us, you're supposed to be minding your

business and you're piggybacking on Lindsey again. You just get yourself caught up in your shit time and time again and like not every battle Like has to be their battle, right? So So Sarah is telling her that like listen, you know, Lindsay like Amanda has accepted that you guys are not gonna meet best friends But you'll co-exist and she feels like she's trying but she doesn't ever get anywhere Which it's funny that's the earth saying all this because she's literally doing what Danielle for Amanda what Daniel's doing for Lindsay but like we'll allow it. Right because it's not it's not a pattern as gross you know what I mean it's like constant like you're seven of this it's just a big deal like Danielle bucks up for Lindsay

and we'll make like explain other people's perspectives you know she's standing up for a friend in a situation that was truly fucked up she She's not coming for someone for her friend like as her we yeah, I don't know, it's gross. So then Sierra's like yeah, she said she's accepted you guys might not be friends but like she feels like she's trying and Lindsay has a monologue like she's not trying anything I've put in so much effort to have her continue to like to be mean to me and if she has a fucking problem come to me and say hey let's talk about this Sunsy like your serious boyfriend and my husband work together. Instead of what she did was say you tainted him and he works for me. No one has ever come to me and said hey Lins how do you feel about this? Like how you just like tell me how I feel like everything I do is like wrong? Like I did him and I'm the wrong one.

Like he speaks up at work and it's because of me. Everything I do is like according to Amanda is like my fault. Which is something because technically everything you do do in life is your fault. Because me, everything you do is your fault. Yes. So it's my fault that I was sober for my boyfriend for a little bit. Yes, it is your fault. Yes. Oh, so it's my fault that I was sober for my boyfriend for a little bit. Yes, it is your fault. Also, you know, while the past is important in any relationship to any argument, right? And you I will, I think it's important that we don't forget that this all started when Amanda started coming around the house and she was on like one season or whatever and she wasn't really bonded with everybody

because it was before Paige, it was before they brought the young cast in. It was still when it was just the old people, you know, like the Lindsay's and the Kyle's and Amanda was like this young girl trying to fit in and trying to make friends and then Lindsay didn't invite her to her new year's party. Remember?

Yeah, there's a whole thing. It was that, remember, they cut and out of photos. Yeah, she was coming up out of pictures. It's a real reason. There's a lot of history with this group. There was literally no reason for that. And that's where all of this started. As far as I can remember, do you remember something

earlier than that? Just for being born. So Kyle's like, I mean, that did technically happen before he had, because I was born. I thought she was born. I thought she was born. I thought she was born.

I thought she was born. I thought she was born. Dude, I'm so fucking over this shit. Like Lindsay just made my life so complicated. And Maya was like, why are you focusing on Lindsay when Danielle made the comments? And she got like, wow, because Danielle's Wendy's mouthpiece. So then a man is like stomping around. She's like, literally, this has been like the last seven years of my life.

And I was like, oh, sorry, I'm doing a Lindsay voice. Literally, this has been the last seven years in my fucking life. I was like, constantly, and I like, I don't ever probably do. And you don't ever wrong me. Like, I'm over it. I'm just gonna go to bed. So she's doing this while she's walking past the party. She's like what everybody's watching her And she's just talking to herself and say

I'm over And she just goes up the stairs and they're all just watching her and call guys I'm just baby baby Take a minute doing this guy. It's like fucking Lindsay. I don't care Take a red dude in the sky. It's like fucking Lindsey. I don't care. So he's like Danielle's living in the shadow of Lindsey. Like, God, he's just a saboteur.

She's like a saber tooth tiger. Those are scary. So man, it's just like sobbing and bad. He's like, oh, I'm gonna go. There's my mind. I'll be right back. So he goes back in and Danielle's like, I mean, I didn't mean to fully

stir the pot the way I did. Just the name, and then he goes, if the never game and Craig goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that was a good one. That was hilarious. It was big. That was so funny. I would walk to Tokyo and then to outer space and then I'd walk back and be like, hey, is there a loom lemon here? And I'll be like, yeah, because I'm in New York. So I walked the whole idea, the whole thing is great. It's great trip. So Daniel's like, Kyle, why was she crying though? And he's like, oh, cuz he said he don't dress her?

Maybe he said he don't dress her. So it wasn't mean to be a gunshot wound, but I would like to have a more open dialogue with Amanda. And I express that by humiliating her in a group game. Yeah. But aren't you getting? Yeah, Sierra's like, like, you should have a conversation. You should have a conversation.

And she's like, I texted my feelings a couple of months ago. I think it's done. And she's like, yeah, well, she apologized. You never responded and like, Carl, a loving man. But careful, you're dating here, okay? Oh, so here goes Kyle. He always goes too far. He's like like be careful with

you're dealing with master manipulator my wife deserves better she's tried so many fucking times with you and now she's just fucking like and then you all like I'm Kyle I don't think we should do this because I don't give a fuck to people don't know the real side of Lindsay. She's an evilcribing bitch, so good luck to my best friend because you're fucking psycho So much of that conversation the top the episode of hey if there's like it's some tension between our girlfriends We should talk about it to Daniel turn to college cuz um this is when you stand up and you say something in car Come on say something and come to all of'm gonna let him do it himself much like that shit, I'll probably do it after I try to attack him on the nature walk side, just see that video, let's take a sweet video.

I don't know how Danielle's crying, like an idiot for no reason. I'm saying no, I think he did not sit there Carl. I'm kind of like, I'm honestly the nicest person ever. And when people who are actual, actual, an actual bitches get their way, honestly it makes me fucking sick. Fucking psycho! Oh, I'm the Mac person! So we call it love! Carl stand up and say something to him, Carl. Say something!

And Carl does look like totally strong. He's like, Oh, don't worry darling, don't, darling. He's got the whole thing. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, babe. So Danielle's crying. Say something to him. And Kyle just walks out on the lounge, just yelling to himself.

He's like, everybody, you're literally fucking numbered so much power. Yeah. And then to be continued. So I don't know. I'm not asking when they have a fight and they end in the friends font every time it makes me laugh. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of feel like Carl should have said something like, you're taking it too far. Like whatever, like you just sat there sort of.

Of course, but he sees the truth too. Like, listen, if you're with somebody, you have to have that person's back, especially Lindsay, because if he says anything, Lindsay is going to put him in a meat grinder. And, but he also is not an idiot. He sees the truth. He sees what Daniel's doing, that Daniel's starting all this shit with Amanda for Lindsay,

you know, and he knows that Lindsay's hates Amanda. And so he's just like, oh, I'm gonna sell that, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna fail that. I'm gonna fail that. I'm gonna fail that. But you can't do that, Carl. You can't do it. Just waiting for Marching Order from Lindsay.

Yeah, I'll say something. So anyway, we'll see how this all resolves. It'll probably be like, bro, bro, you're like my boss, for all, like why you say that? Sorry, man, I should have said that. You know, bro, it's all good. It's all good. Sorry, sorry.

That's what it's gonna be. Yeah, the guys will be be like that and then Lindsay and Amanda are just gonna hate each other's guts for life I mean, there's no changing that, you know, love it. Love that for us. Love that Everyone will be back later with some below deck and we have New Jersey later this week Of course, Bader from drills and charlots. Okay get your tickets at watchacrapans.com and Miami reunion recap is gonna happen in Atlanta so we will see you on the road or we'll just see you here on the internet. Time to talk to you next time. Bye! Watch what crap ends with like to think it's premium sponsors.

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