Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Welcome to Amazon Prom

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

Summer House goes back to prom, so Kyle and Amanda scream about their relationship like the true high school couple they are. Thankfully, Amazon is here to dress everyone. Do they do flowers? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Corrappans. A podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on Yeal Brawls, Armourani, and that's a banoonie-bon-tunie bin mandelker over there, haven't you? Hey, Ronnie, how are you?

Good, what's going on with you today? You know, just, you are you? Good. What's going on with you today? You know just You know just so much stuff going on Four million dollars in debt and wedding and farce or can't say a lot more things going on and you would realize Yeah, I just remember Amanda and Kyle are going through more than anybody here That's how I live my life. I feel like it's an easier way to get through life, just knowing that someone always has it worse than me.

It's Kyle and Amanda living in the Hamptons every summer. Well, you may not realize this, but they are the first people to ever get married. So a lot's writing on this. Without flowers, that! Don't get flowers. that don't get flowers. You don't fucking need flowers. Stop murdering innocent little plants for your stupid nepsi will sit no one cares about in the first place.

Okay. Give every, do a candy bar. Okay. There. There's your substitute. Go to the supermarket. Just buy a bunch of pukes. Like it's really not the big deal.

Okay. No flowers at all. Just put ho-hoes on the table. Okay. So everybody, welcome to the show. Thanks for coming to see take a seat, which was our, which is thank you for coming to talk to us on take a seat our live show on Spotify live. The app you can download now, we do that every Monday, 7 p.m. Pacific, 10 p.m. Eastern, 9 p.m. Central. I think that's 8 p.m. mountain. I mean, we do it in a lot of different times.

Right. So thanks all the time. Yes, thank you for joining us there. And once a merch, go get it. Crappenswersh.com. And let's get into this summer house and trailer. I mean, summer house. Guys, I'm in a crazy place. I know my brain is, my brain is like dead today. I don't even know how we're going to get this recap. We were, we were already talking on the phone cracking up early here. I'm

in a good mood. I'm glad to be here. My tongue's not really connecting with my brain. I'm telling you that right now. It's not. It's just a rewarning. It's just it's hard. I'm still like at Texas hangover, you know? And my blood sugar is low. I'm hungry. And I'll be honest, it wasn't not a huge amount to happen on this episode. So cut to us like 90 minutes later, like we're like, and now as we move into the second half of the episode, we're going to be talking for like three hours of this recap when nothing happens.

It's summer house, nothing happens on summer house. Like what were you thinking was gonna happen? It's summer ha- nothing happens on this show, ever. So this show rolls. Well, it's sort of a romantic episode. Sort of a romantic, you know, cause it's a prom themed and like I had to confess. I don't know what I do without my other house. Oh, you look great, my boy.

I am not falling for that. Any of that. Okay, but I do have a cookie update. What? Go on. So I don't have cookies, but I do have a cookie update. So I'm more to fight, right? Cause I just thought I was speaking like,

oh, I'm waiting for these cookies. Can't wait for them to come, when that's become this big drama. People are tweeting at my, where's Ronnie's cookies? Why did Danny get his cookies? But Ronnie doesn't have his cookies and man, man, so Which you know, thank you all but also like I'm mortified cuz she wrote me on Instagram It was super nice, but of course I saw her name when I was like oh my god I've just

Then I lived in a bubble where people we talked shit about just never hear, you know, it's just safer. Yeah, it feels safe for that way. Like, you don't want people to know you're talking shit about them. So she's like, Hi, Ronnie, I've received a few of your listeners. What? Oh, no, I was saying you weren't talking shit. You were just like joking about how you haven't gotten the cookies yet. Yeah, well joking with a lot of, give me my fucking cookies. You know, a lot of that. So I'm, I'm, Ronnie, I've received a few DMs from your listeners. That's the understatement of the year. I know because I'm already like, oh, poor thing.

Oh, you have not received your cookies. Is that the case? Double question mark? Our system, which indicates a delivery, but I thought I'd double check to make sure the cookies would be from the need blog. Sorry, I didn't include that. I said, oh my God, how embarrassing with a few embarrassed emoji faces. Here's the last email I got about it.

I mentioned I ordered them and it snowballed into people tweeting at you. Sorry. Love you on Summer House. Keep up the great work. Sorry, I'm a dick. You know. And she said, oh, then I sent the email, which says, love you on summer house, keep up the great work, sorry I'm a dick, you know. And she said, oh, then I sent the email, which says, thank you for your continued patience and support.

We cannot express how much, how appreciative we are loving the amount of support we received. Thank you immensely. We're reaching out to you to let you know your order is in preparation for production. So that's what I was making fun of last week, right? So she just said, thanks for the response. I'll double down with the team and get to the bottom of this. And you're not a dick. Oh, hey.

So hey, listen, I'm excited for the cookies, you know? Sorry, you were hounded. But can't wait to eat them. You know, it's so funny because today I was like, you know what? You know, the cookie thing, it's so funny because today I was like, you know what, you know, the cookie thing, it's so funny to like make fun of it. Like where are the cookies? Where are the cookies?

Like, oh, you're doing that and not making the cookies, but I actually had a moment today where I was like, you know, I think I'm not gonna bring up the cookies today because I bring it up every weekend. At certain point, it sort of actually sounds a little bit like bullying. And so I felt I was like, I'm not gonna bring it up. But then you're like, guys, I felt I was like I'm not gonna bring it up and then you're like guys I got a cookie update

Well she released some kind of statement saying that they they're having a problem with their ordering and all that and look I get it I mean I could never do any business. That's hard, you know I'm like she probably got an onslaught of orders and like the system if that was fucked up like I get it. It's fine It's just that I make cookies, you know And I usually make really good ones, but it's hard to get your cookie recipe like this week I was like I'm gonna test some cookies. They were shit. They didn't turn out right They were just the flavors were not right everything was wrong with them And I was like this is why we need professionals. So you know, I'm glad you're out there doing your thing can't wait for them

I did have one of Ronnie's cookie mistakes last weekend, Texas. And it was a delicious mistake. Well, listen, babies go like cookies are like babies, even if they're a mistake, they're still baby. Crying, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. They're still cute.

This song. Yes, that's not working out. So let's go over to the show, the show about cookies that I watched called Summer House. Cookies? Yeah. So we left off this very tense final Friday night dinner for the gang where they were having dinner all together and it was supposed to be a fun dinner. And Luke was trying to tell the story

about this girl Nicole who he's been dating and no one's listening to Luke because people are having other conversations so Kyle slams the table and it's like, God! And then they're like, and then Paige is like, you're not the dictator of the table. Tell me, I'd take care of the table one more time.

Dictator of the table. And then he gets mad and says like, I'm under a lot of stress and I've got formerly done in that I got lost yet I got a no-no-no-no-flores and I've got something going on a little bit more more than a prom dress. Yeah, that's for a perfect. Cool dude, cool. And he signs the table and he gets up and he he walks off. He's like I just want to leave. So he walks off looking at a little blonde guy with gel hair in his little polo shirt and the haptons storm off after going cool dude. And then literally sobbing like a baby. And I don't mean that men can't

cry. I mean Kyle literally sobbs like a baby. He fits. He puts his balls into fists. And then he puts both fists on his eyes. And then he rotates his fists in opposite directions, like a cartoon baby cry. And since Kyle has always carried that 80s movie villain kind of like in a teen comedy villain kind of energy, it's just like really funny to see him just like storming off.

Like I always felt like he, he belonging to one of those weird ski comedies of the 80s. And so like that that energy as he storms through like Hamden social is just like really hilarious. And then Danielle is like chasing after him and she's crying too. And they wind up in this weird area that's like lit but dark at the same time as like a little picket fence. It looked like they were in a community stage production of like our town or something. And then we find out it's actually someone else's yard. Okay, they actually go to someone's yard.

That's the thing. We find out later, it's just someone's yard. I thought I was like a backyard at the restaurant, but no, they just went into someone's yard, front yard. And then Yel's giving us a lot this year and she's really going for her performative friend who just cares so much. She's like, come on,, you're on good on. Like we don't need your fake tears on top of Kyle's baby scene, but I was dying watching him cry. And then back at the table, Amanda's like,

no one has any problems and no one's problems are worse than Kyle's. Just so you know everybody. And I was like, Amanda whining like that. While she's swirling around a chocolate milk and a martini glass is perfect. I mean, this show's perfection. Yeah, and Kyle is now being like, there's so much misunderstanding right now and just makes me so mad and like, you know, her like, hey, friends, like maybe check out me because every day of the last three years,

I've been dress full. And when you're running a company and trying to plan a wedding, and Daniel's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't check it, I'm so sorry. I was like, okay, settle down, blanche, Dubois, for crying out loud. And he's doing the rotating, um, closed fist thing on his eyes, so I was going laughing. And she's like, Kyle, I just wish I do something was going on. You just don't talk about your problems. You don't talk about it. All this show is is Kyle crying about his problems. What do you think? Okay, you didn't know he had the $4 million lawsuit, but that was pride more than anything else. All Kyle's ever done is bitch

about how hard it is to work and to get married. That's all he talks about. Well, maybe no, he is being literal. Like, what, or she is. She's like, you know, I, you don't talk about it. You drunkenly scream about it through here. Blackout vendors. Yeah. And then back at the table, Paige is talking to Amanda. She's like, don't cry. I mean, it's not you. She goes, it is me. Me as he's the person I chose. It's like when you vote for like Biden and then you're like driving down the car And then there's pictures of Trump on a bumper sticker that say miss me. I like How can you not feel defense? How can you not feel defensive? Kyle!

Page is like, you can't control him. He's not a child. Well, I mean, he actually is sort of like a child, like a very... Maybe this is like one of his body-shot movies, or it's like there's actually 11-year-old inside his body right now. That would make a lot of sense, not to think about it. Underwhelming Friday. And I meant, mean, you'll understand

page one day when you choose your person, their actions are a reflection of you. That's why only two stop people. So that's my. You know what else is a reflection of me, my actual reflection and it looks great because this outfit was bought for like 50% off. It's great. By the way, I'll tell you that right now. But by the way, you know, this whole thing about like, I mean, I get it, like if it's like, if it's like the person you're relationship with, and they do something, then, you know, that would, you know, it like reflects on you. But also, like, you're not locked in, you know, how many times does a, does a man to have to be like, oh, it's a reflection on me. It's like you chose Kyle, but you can also choose not Kyle, you know, right? You can unchoose Kyle. Yeah.

I mean, with lettuce wrap. Top chef. Yeah, top chef. Colbok. They would be a choose your own adventure lettuce wraps. I mean that actually does sum up this couple But yeah, by the way also just a performative couple that every time they have to do this Kyle has to get drunk And make an ass out of himself and then Amanda has to be right here in front of the whole table and it's annoying It's like he's annoying for doing it in the first place and you're annoying for constantly throwing your boyfriend under the bus with everybody else You're both annoying. And I'm hopped. And honestly, they're their jujube adventure. You know that like when you get to the do like the wrong path on the Kyle and Amanda, jujube adventure, it doesn't even say the end. It just goes Kyle and you're like, oh shit, gotta go back to page one.

So Carl comes up to Kyle still like, one. So Carl comes up to Kyle still like, and then y'all. And he's like, bro, dude, you're all right, Matt, bro. You know what? You're doing the best you can, by the way. So I've got that to say. Oh, y'all. So maybe you need to work on your cooking skills. This is the best you can. I'm just saying it. And Kyle's like, I'm doing a hundred thousand things a minute. And all I want to do is relax. And whenever I talk to each other, I'm like, it and call it like I'm doing a hundred thousand things a minute and all I want to do is relax And whenever I talk to every other I'm like, oh my fucking god really is that like when other people are trying to relax to and There's like someone being like a really drunk just screaming at 3 a.m. Alone in the kitchen or when somebody's trying to tell everybody about their new girlfriend And you're screaming about your job and then leaving the table and

ruining the whole night. Yes, like that. Like that. Like that. And he actually made a guttural sob in this part. He's like, with everyone talking over each other. I look like a man. I mean, this is an ongoing issue with him. I mean, people may not remember, but like the origin of Giggly squad is because Page and Hannah were like giggling in the corner of the table about something and he's like, oh, we got Giggly Squat over there. So he like, he has these like random moments where like, if he can't listen to what he wants to be listening to, then he's going to freak out. Oh, by the way, I found out what that lawsuit was about.

What was it? The first ones. I don't know what the $4 million is a debt. And then the lawsuit is a different thing. So I read it on one of the Bravo accounts. I believe it was my favorite, the Bravo Docket, which is a podcast. But I think I read this on their Instagram

that he stole Loverboy and the logo from a bar in New York called Loverboy. Oh, wow. And it's even the curse of logo and everything. It looks just the same. So, you know, we've been giving Amanda a lot of the credit like, well, hey, Amanda is Loverboy. Like, they sell more merch than they do product.

And she did the graphic design. Well, it looks kind of stolen, but I think they ended up stealing out of court. They ended up settling out of court. Wow, I'm so intrigued by this. You know, a Kyle and Amanda drama ends with settling. I mean, there you go. Couldn't have said it better. Court system. Oh my god. I went on to the lover boy NYC. I went on to their their their website. I'm not just being a bit Instagram. I'm not just being a bit. It's like I'm on their Instagram and well, they're first of all the places closed. Second of all, it is literally the same logo. That is like some balls that just do that. How do they? How do they?

No, no, no. That's actually pretty shocking. I don't know. And pretty shocking that nobody has said anything until this lawsuit was published. Shitty bar. No one wants to stand up for it. So so they Kyle is like, what more can I do? And Carl is like, you're doing a ton amount.

Give yourself credit. I mean, you're not a superhero. You're like literally like when people think of like Marvel superheroes, they would literally never even think about you. You're more like like, what's the opposite of a superhero? Like maybe a cushion. You're like a regular non-hero.

It's not catchable. You know, of course, you wouldn't have a catchy thing. You wouldn't have a catchy genre, you know, regular, not a hero. They're like the guy who's selling fruit and then the car in the corner hits your stand. You cry like a literal drawing from a loony tune. So that's something you're like, you're like the baby carriage full of recycled cans and speed where you're like, just you just get hit by a bus, spend the end of this, and that's all good, no one really cares. Like you're doing a ton, bro. Like give yourself a flesh-tone shirt like mine. Oh my god, you did. You know what's crazy? We're like the same color as the railing outside of this. Is this a house that we're standing in front of? What is this? Someone could be making an entrance from that doorway on this sixth grade musical set.

It is very like R-town, but that's the happens, right? It's like 18 million dollar homes that look like the set of R-town. It really, I mean, it looks so much like everyone's school musical label. Where they are filming this scene? And he's like a little horsey, like a little rocking horsey, like from out front of a store, you know, outside of grocery store or whatever.

And so Danielle's just trying to still be in the scene, but she's been cut out, because let's face it, she's ancillary, right? So she's like, that's her name. And Celery. That's if she was like on an Italian summer house. And I was going to say, yeah, I was going to say like, I'm not going to say that's her drag name. Like that, that's, that's just her actual profession, her professional name. Hi, this is Ann Celery, chiming in on, as I know, am I the first one here at this meeting? I think I am.

Oh God, Aunt Celary, always starting the meeting but never has anything to say. So they're like, we're gonna pass the hosting off to someone not to Aunt Salary though. No. So Carl has kind of replaced her in the scene, which is funny because now she's standing kind of behind them and she's like, I wanna help, I wanna help.

From behind them. And Carl's like, I wanna help, I wanna help. From behind them. And Kyle's like, you can't even get a forest proposal for less than 50 grand. Uh oh. Uh oh. Flowers, bro. Flowers. So, so Carl and Kyle are hugging.

I'm like expecting my sixth grade music teacher, Sue Fiel to start up on the piano. I like to start to start up the song. Blum, blum, blum, blum, blum. So they're hugging and Carl's like, dude, we're gonna be all right. I mean, I've ruined nicer dinners than this. And we get like, Carl's greatest hits at dinners. So we go all the way back to season two, and that one dinner party where he's like, life is good.

Holy me, the fuck alone, life is good. Carl. Carl, Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, I know that's mean because someone got sober and it's like, you know, you should support that. And I do support that.

He seems to be doing great. He seems to be happy. Those people don't belong on my TV. Congratulations on happiness. Bye. Good to know you. Yeah. Seriously.

So then, Karla, dude, Kyle, I know you're frustrated. You had a lot this week and I were sound and I don't want all this energy to go into like a way where we're spiral. Like, we can't have that. Okay. I've been doing therapy and I also run in the morning now. So I have a little bit more of an insight on things. So like just be careful. Oh, is this your house?

Is this your house? Then this couple, this older couple just walks in. They come out their front door and they're like, uh, guys, they're, oh, I didn't realize we were outside somebody's house. Also, this little horsey, this is like part of your house. Wow. Wow. You're absolutely positive. This is not in Hampton, so show. Because Lindsay is arrived by the way, didn't even talk about Lindsay up your doubt, nowhere. She's like, time for my entrance. I love when Lindsay walks into anyone else's fight and just looks at everybody like they're so

immature. She's like, when is wrong with you people when it's usually Lindsay going off. So then we cut to page at the table and she's like, well, I guess I'll have another scene with a hot person. So Andrea, are you still crying over this girl? I mean, what's wrong with you? Like, when you do meet the one, she's going to be like, you, why was he crying over this, like, not the one girl? And she's going to be mad. I mean, unless she was the one girl and she's gonna be mad. I mean unless she was the one girl and then you fucked that up and the new dial out. Good talk. This was fun. He's developed hives because he's so warm and he's sitting there like pounding like he's like oh legs yeah I love my legs like sir you have to get over this one week relationship that you fucked up okay I'm done with this.

This is Pau-D. So sad. I mean, for crying out loud. Well, you find a model that wears a shirt that they want to wear more than once. They keep that shirt forever. Okay. It's true.

And they make those on buttoned. Yeah. So then Lindsay comes up to a map and she's like, we need to take her home because when he needs to make a joke. Yeah, so they're gonna like take him home. And then for a moment, looks like everyone's going home, but then there's a really important discussion

that goes like this. Are you going out? Yeah, I'm gonna go out. You want to go out? All of us going out. I'm gonna go out to you. I'll go to close up. I'll go to close up.

I'll go to close up. I think you're gonna close up before. I think it's cool. Like close up, I go to Clissa, I'll go to Clissa, you wanna go to Clissa? I can go out to Clissa. I mean, I can go to Clissa. I mean, I can go to Clissa though. I think I can go to Clissa before or do you do Clissa? I think it's cool, like, Clissa is Clissa. I wanna go to Clissa. I'm gonna go to Clissa. He might be. What's Clissa?

I'd love to go down here, Clissa. I don't wanna go to Clissa. I just wanna go to Clissa. I don't wanna go to Clissa. I don't wanna go to Clissa quickly. No Harrison, but yes, Oliver, but like also like, you know what, they don't have good drinks at Clissa. Yeah, no, but we're going to go to Clissa. We're going to go to Clissa, you will go.

Clissa really won this episode. And did you notice that when Lindsey said, okay, I we're going to call this a We're gonna go close out you'll go So this is a really one this episode and did you notice that when Lindsay said okay, I'm gonna take Kyle home Alex stood up and then looked back and forth between the two groups Waiting for someone to tell him what to do and then we did yeah, they're like we don't care like it Is your buddy Jing? Why are you staring at sit back down Alex? I know and Amanda's like I'm leaving This is humiliating. I'm like, you've, I mean, this is, how many times can you be humiliated in public before you are like, maybe I need to make some like life changes?

Yeah. When is your behavior humiliating? Like you sat there and yelled and be rated your man the whole time at dinner. Do you think that was fun to sit through either? I mean, can you not just say, can we leave the table for a minute and I need to talk to you or something?

You do this all the time. You're both embarrassing. Okay, how many times have you sat here and cried your face off in public? You're both embarrassing. Just go, go to Kalissa. Yeah, so now we have like two different waves of people coming back to the house.

And Kyle is like, he keeps saying he didn't do anything wrong. And Luke starts a papaya in the backyard with Alex and everything. And upstairs page is like, I can't poop. I haven't pooped today. Yeah. That's the biggest story of the show. I'm having poop today, so. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So then page page loves to compliment people when they cry. Yeah. Which she must have known some ugly cries in her life, because it's a thing now. She's like, my god, Amanda, you look so pretty when you cry. And they're lying in bed as usual. Don't forget, by the way, Paige is besties with Hannah, and Hannah was not a pretty grire.

Yeah, I guess she is just like impressed with this renaissance of pretty grires, you know. So she's in bed flicking through her phone, not looking at Amanda, and Amanda's like, I hate it tonight. And Paige just goes, yeah, I'm just keep flicking. Like, do I have to come home and listen to this shit, too? You know he sucks. Like, how much do I have to listen to it? Page is just like considering

wordle for the first time in her life. Page is like, I don't know if you understood this, but when I said you look pretty when you cried, that was my way of saying, and this conversation is over because I ended on a compliment. Okay, we're all. But then when we're like three conversations happening and Mike, he just happened to be listening to the Luke one. It goes, I have no words. Who plays this game? The dumbest thing I've ever seen. Literally no words. I am, it will not accept like and subscribe apparently, it has to be five letters.

Smash that like button. How many letters is that? Also, there were not three conversations happening at once. Luke was talking, and then you all started over talking him in your own conversations. Yes. Missed change the narrative. Especially considering a page is the one who declared that they should have one cohesive conversation, you know.

But either way, it's not the biggest crime in the world that there were side conversations, because we're all drinking in a table, and they're all friends. That does happen. So Kyle, meanwhile, is now framing himself as the victim. He's like, he's like, wow, people just jump on the smallest opportunity to make me look like the biggest asshole. I'm like, it was not like you took the bread before offering it to the ladies. You slammed your fist on the table, yelled at everyone, and stormed away. That is not the smallest opportunity to make. That's literally like making yourself look like an asshole on a silver platter. I know. And Luke is working the customer service counter and running for office at the same time. He goes, yeah, well, you asked me about Nicole.

And I felt like I had an opportunity to inform people. And I do have your receipt. Look, what are you talking like that? So I'm going to get back to a man. By the way, I thought the question was at that point was like how many women have used up with the summer loop? Wasn't that what that Lindsey who asked him that question? Like the, I guess, I don't know, it doesn't matter.

No, this was when he was like, well, I've met this girl in the cool. We met on the EMs, we did the this, we did the that and they kept over talking and he's like, well, glad you came to listen. Glad you came to this town hall to give me a chance. Yeah, so, so yeah. So Amanda's like, if I didn't care about Kyle, I'd be like, go ahead, make yourself look ridiculous. I'm going to make walk up moly, but because

I do care about him so much, I'm like, go ahead, make yourself look ridiculous. I'm going to cry. Yeah. And Paige just just falls, she just falls asleep. She smokes some weed and falls asleep. So Amanda think, well, I guess I'm going to bed then. Yeah. So then everybody else is partying it. Well, I guess just a couple of people are partying here in Maya. Yeah, they're cool. So bedtime Kyle is in like a pink tie-dye sweat suit Both funny to see and very cute I Want one and so they got a bed and Maya is now like a party animal She's like, oh my god, they were going home and then I was like, oh, we're going out Yeah, it's a party time or it was a party time. So, no.

I got distracted by my own thoughts, because I started thinking about the lever boy thing. Do you think if Amanda is in charge of the graphic design and considering that the lever boy logo is identical to that bar's logo? Is it possible that like some of the strife between Kyle and Amanda stems from like an idea that maybe he's blaming her for lifting that logo? Well that that would make sense. Yeah, because I mean the season charge of that and she's been getting all the credit for that.

Like, oh my god, it's the way, but she makes all the merch. And it's stolen. And now he's getting sued for it. Yeah, I mean, I could see where he could blame her. I mean, I blame her. And I'm not even in that couple. So. Yeah, I'm like still like a pretty much in shock with how blatant that that that after.

I thought when you told me what it was I was like Okay, it's gonna be one of these things where you look at these say well that sort of is like yeah, I can see that like I don't know I don't know it was exact. I mean it was the exact same. Yeah, yeah, you know um, I don't know I have no idea how that would work but I don't know that she was probably like I'm gonna steal this logo and get away with it. It's probably just one of those things where you're out, you see something and maybe you don't realize it came from there. I believe that.

I don't see you're being someone who would like intentionally steal something. Oh, but I mean, she totally did. So I don't know, but that would explain a lot of this drive for sure. So then let's see. So page and see. I mean, there's slightly different. No, sorry. I'm now I'm comparing sure. So then let's see, so page and see. I mean, there's slightly different. No, sorry, I'm now comparing the exact font. It's not exact.

The closer it is. Yeah, it's close enough. I mean, what does she have to steal the exact font? Like, you have to take a picture and put it into Google Font search. It's so close that she got as close as she could without knowing their font. Yeah, yeah, I'm very intrigued by this. We'll keep tabs on it.

Yeah. So anyway, everybody's getting up in the morning. I know it is pretty juicy, because I was surprised too. I was like, OK, they stole the logo. What, let me see. And then I clicked on it. I had to see, I went through the same journey that you're on right now.

Yeah. Oh my god, it's exact. Well, the font on the original logo is a little more squared off at the edges. Yeah, like where the cursive connects the letters is like higher on one than on another. I guess we're on the same journey except mine's happening live during a podcast. Yeah. But it's totally, I mean, it's rip off. the same journey except mine's happening live during a podcast.

But it's totally, I mean, it's a ripoff. Okay. So then everyone's waking up and stuff. And my and Alex are talking in the kitchen and about all the drama in the house. Like, can you believe it, Kyle's? And then Amanda and Kyle are in bed. And she's like, you know, Kyle last night was ridiculous. She's got this morning voice. I'm so disappointed in how you handled yourself. Kyle! Look, you're like a hundred ways to handle it other than how you did. I was just like, you're so upset. Like, you're not like handling yourself well.

And I thought that as I swirled a chocolate milk martini and sobbed and screamed in front of our friends. So... This will to chocolate milk, martini, and sobbed and screamed in front of our friends. So I like that. I like that morning Amanda sounds like Suzanne Plushette. I like that. So I know her. Okay, Bob. This is not your show. My dear friend that goes to Suzanne Plushette.

So Kyle's like, I mean, okay. She goes, you can't treat people. You can't treat people that way, Kyle. And he's like, well, all I did was try to get people's attention. See, now this is where Kyle starts bullshit. And he's like, oh, I was just merely trying to get people's attention. No, you're trying to get people's attention. You stand up and you go, hey guys, hey guys, hold on a second.

I know we got a lot of conversations, but Luke is trying to share something. And we haven't seen a lot of Luke this summer, so can we just let Luke have the floor in this moment? You don't slam the table, and then like, you know what I mean? Make it everyone. Yeah. It's all his problems, right?

But he's trying to make himself a victim, of course. He's like, well, I mean, apparently I'm a dictator, so that's the word that was used. So, she's like, but you can't get mad at me. I'm like, no. And so he's mad. Well, I know I wasn't mad until I was called the dictator. I was like, you slammed the table.

You don't do that when you're happy, unless you're like laughing hysterically, but you weren't doing that. You like slammed the table. You were called dictator after that. All right. So then,. All right. So then, um, right.

The guy I can't give it all the breath I can to this argument. It's a good logic. I believe we're still talking. You're logically ready by the way. We're still forced to talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. So then, Patience Sierra are talking about cows rage.

And Sierra's like, um, this is from someone who just threw a wine glass into someone's chest and broke it a couple weeks ago, banging on the table. Wow. I can tell your parents never be ear ass, which I think is the most accurate thing she's ever said on my show. It really is. It was like one of her funniest things too. And Kyle, thank you for going back to Con.

I mean, one attempt. You've got to try to get people to quiet down. And next thing you know, I'm the bad guy. I'm not doing this anymore. I'm in my own business today. I just love this. I just love the way he frames it. Like one little attempt. Just said, shh, everyone be quiet. Lequence the talk. It's like you slammed the table. So then I love French toast. So my Jesus can I buy a vow Lindsey stolen them off for the end of her words. Next thing you know Lindsey's on the phone with French shows.

Friends shows like what are you doing tonight? Like why don't you call me like you said you're taking a date. I'll be with your friends while I'm hanging, but then like tonight. Like't you call me? Like, you said you're taking a date? I'll be with your friends, Waffle and Pangey. But then like tonight, like, you're gonna call me? Let's have Mary kill French dolls. Um, I'd fuck Waffles. I date pancakes while fucking them and marrying eggs as well. I don't even care about Waffles

because they're always competing with French dolls. My eggs are 28, so... I'd fuck Waffle. I'd marry French Jones and then I'd make a very detailed personal schedule for pancake and looks like can I be a fuck boy and just take a mile how about that what about a a Dutch baby. So then I my mother would love that honestly. My mother's dream. It's the hot dish of pancakes. It literally like a pancake made in a hot dish. How many Dutch babies have you made me? I just like the idea. I just love a sentence that starts with Lindsay saying, oh, fuck a waffle. We're like, just imagining Lindsay

like pleasureing herself with a waffle. Let me live my life, I use it. So then, Andrea and Kyle, you know, Andrea's still doing his, does anybody want to talk to me about Laura Legz? See, my life is ruined. And Kyle's like, oh my God, the next three weeks are going to be hell. Lexi!

It could not be more hell than the hell you find yourself in. When Lexi doesn't call you back. So the girls are all either in bed or like lingering around the bed to hang out and pay for that. I'm a girl bed. You You guys I just got a text Craig is stuck at the Canadian border and all he has is his amics. How how this show is that statement. Poor Craig all he has is in hammocks. I just feel so bad for him stuck there in that Centurion lounge in Toronto.

He is complimentary of his locks right now. I am just glad that he has a variety of outlets to plug his Wi-Fi, his iPhone into. He just prays to get back to this country. So they laugh that she's in the lung distance relationship now. And she's like, well, we're going to the beach today. You're all coming with me. So it's a beach day party. So over in Amanda and Kyle's room,

Kyle walks out of the bathroom and Amanda just goes, Kyle, the bathroom door. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa And then another pressing issue for me, why is Robert starting to single white female Luke? Have you noticed? He's giving a little TV and he shows up today in Luke's, one of Luke's hats. You know, his like, Amish cowboy hat things that he, I don't even know what you call that style, but it's like the really wide rim Amish style, but like felt. Yeah, yeah, that's what Robert's in. I feel like Luke though, you can't single-white female look because I think Luke would just like would embrace it

He's like, oh, yeah, I love that you're you know you you bleached your hair blonde and you're now into hockey and You know like that's cool like we could do these things together bro Like that's cool. Hey, you don't like my girlfriend. You want to kill my girlfriend? That's cool because that's more time for us Let's do a bro. Hey, is that you hide behind a bush when I'm Sapping this tree just get over here get over here do it with me Hey, don't put a stiletto in his eye. Okay, that's a friend of mine single-white hot dish So then meanwhile Lindsay is still showing off her bathing shoes this one here is red This one comes with a belt and this one's just a waffle

Welcome to the rest of your life so Then we cut back to Colin Amanda and Kyle is just talking to himself in the bathroom He's like I hate this toilet paper man. God fucking one fly. What the fuck is this stupid toilet paper? Who are you talking to Kyle? To whoever's listening. He just walks out. Anybody?

Hey, and then Luke, we see Luke go up to Robber say, hey, that's a good hat by the way. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I know I stole it from you. So Oliver facetimes my, and he's like, hey, I got the cookies you sent me, and he's like holding the cookie box up to the camera, you know, get him get that logo on there and He's like actually they're really good. She's like, what do you mean actually I'm done with you? So then Lucas talking to Andrea, you know model to model. Hey, bro

So then Luke is talking to Andre. You know, model to model. Hey, bro, summer's over. You might as well put on a sweater and make a pumpkin spice lap to him, I rate. Then you can find yourself a girl you can snuggle with. Have you been talking to any girls? Oh no, someone, oh God, someone, someone who helped this guy is in a fetal position.

Oh no. Oh. Because Andre is like with his dark sunglasses on and bed, you know, like he's crying behind the lenses. He's like, I'm not ready. Yo. I'm not ready. From your two-week relationship with Lexi and you're not ready, what are you talking about?

And Alex says, Andrea is my best friend at the house and I'm really concerned about him. Like we need like no financial to turn into maximum financial. I'm getting paid this week, right we need like no financial year to turn into maximum financial year. I'm getting paid this week, right? Are you guys getting used to that? You know, it's like what I say with breakfast, you know, you could serve waffles, but you could also serve maximum fun waffles, which as we know, it's just waffles

with ground turkey on top. Facking you waffles, get back here waffles, waffles! That's still chasing a waffle around the house. You know, there used to be a restaurant here in LA called Wacky Waffle. Do you remember that restaurant? It was on the sunset strip. It's where the den is now. It was not good, but it's called Wacky Waffle.

And that's logo was a waffle that was smiling and running, but it had a bite taken out of it. And I'm like, this poor thing is running for its life. And it was a tag to tell about it tonight, Milwaukee Waffle. All I wanted was someone who could communicate the way I wanted to be communicate with. A waffle who thought each life was worth more than the next door neighbor did. Tonight I'm Keith Morrison, the waffle that got away. Danielle, Danielle, wacky waffles face time. I say how do wacky waffles?

Waffle Spins Diamond. I'm saying, how do Wacky Waffle? Is Wacky Waffle stuck at Canada in the Centurion Lounge with only an MX? Oh my God, it's hilarious. She Wacky Waffle went to Canada and all that Wacky Waffle has left is all of his money, all of his AMX cards. And actually, he's really just in the he has his passport. He just hasn't come back yet. That's all. Wacky Waffle is surprisingly responsible.

It was great. Yeah, he just has he has political concerns and he wants cheaper health care up there. Which I'm like, Mike Waffle, though, like come back. Like it's Canada. So it's literally Canada. Yeah, so they all go to the beach and I'm reading through my notes and my like why did I write these yeah? I thought it's our throwing footballs and then jumping up in the air and chest bumping each other and going

Pro a lot car carl playing football is funny because watching them play football Carl I mean carl really is like a draft and watching them play football. Carl, I mean, Carl really is like a draft and watching them play football. He looks like he looks like a giraffe that got out of the zoo and all the handlers have like corralled it into a corner and the giraffe is just like running a circle and everyone's trying to keep the giraffe in one place. Like that's what Carl looks like when he plays football. No bro bro, just bump, just bump, bro. Rock on the wall. The sudden, the Andre, I just,

Andre, I just bumps in. I call just falls on the ground. Be careful. You initiate a chest bump with, for sure. You don't do it with like the hot version of, you know, who's the guy from, what, what can I never remember the bad guys name? Winona Ryder. The Marvel movies.

Thanos. Yes. Eno. Don't do it with a hot version of Thanos. I mean, my God. So, um, the girls are asking Lindsay about Ahmed and she's like, hmm, it turns out, we're not even on the same level. So like we took a break, which is like the most

alphius decision that we got a man. And she smiles like she's just grown so much. Everyone's like, wow. Congratulations. And my eyes like you do realize you had a beginning, middle and end to your relationship all within a week, right? Yep, it's like a circle, a cookie circle. With a bridge in it.

Lucy is exactly a waffle. Lucy's so proud, she tells us. I showed myself this summer that I know I can move on faster. Like I got dumped, I got rejected, I got ghosted, and look at me, I'm fine. Well, my ex made up be fine because I did take a bite out of his lower section, but if you see a wacky waffle, just tell him I'm sorry. Sam Harlan-Kyle, or like having a talk. Like, well, you okay, bro? Because I love you, bro.

Like, how we represent ourselves in public is like important, you know, and like, I see what you're going through, but like you need to control what you can control. Like I have a foo hawk. Is it great? I don't know. I can control it. So, where did that come from? That for Carl's foo hawk out of nowhere. He's like, y'all, so I wanted to have a herself from when like you off those and it's prime and good 2,000 for. So here's my foo hawk. Yeah, well, it started me noticing all the guys hair. They all have stupid friends hair. Why I mean I know that you guys use the font. Do they make you use the friends hair to are you saying stupid comma or are you saying Stupid like like stupid comma friends here or you're saying the hair that stupid friends would have Like here's my friends

Like these are friends font. And now they've each got like one's got Joey here because then Kyle has a Joey who has like the kind of foe hawk, but it just sticks straight up. It's like the come bangs from something about Mary kind of. They've all got stupid hair. Then it cuts over to Andrea, the crying male model with his foe hawk. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know how I've never noticed that they all have friends here. By the way, I was curious and I did a, I was able to find an image of wacky waffles. And now that I'm liking the image, I can't tell if the wacky waffle is just Lindsay's boyfriend, or maybe it just Lindsay herself.

Like the wacky waffle has serious Lindsay energy. I'm going to send it to you right now. Sending you wacky waffle. Oh, I looked it up. I've got the internet. You got wacky waffle also. I mean, I've got I've got a wacky waffle. He doesn't have a bite taken out of it.

No, there's those are not those are not the proper wacky waffles. I'm sending you the proper one from Sunset Boulevard. Okay. So anyway, um, let's see, Lindsay's waffle was the wacky waffle, but now it's just like the manic depressive waffle. It's like, it's never the same. The PTSD waffle abandoned by its mother waffle. So, um, by the way, no ant-Ronda this season. What's up with that? It's weird.

I'm sure next season it'll be like, Hey, I'm trying to develop feelings for Garo, which is funny because I just realized I can only love a man who has AR in his name. I had imagined Ant-Ronda told Lindsey to fucking cooler jets and they got mad. It was like, it's hot summer. So let's see.

So they go to the beach who cares. They talk a little bit about men and then Carl and Kyle talk and then Kyle and Amanda are talking and Kyle comes over and decides to be nice to her. He's like, you're hot. I love to say that. I love to say that. And she's like,

I'm only or nice to meet all the time, Kai, oh my god, just take the heart. He's trying. You'll take it. Just take it. Yeah. So then, Kai, I was just talking about how he piles up his emotions and we get a nice flashback

of something I totally forgot about when Tom Schwartz and Katie came to visit and Kai went upon like a little sand bar with Katie and said that he's, I'm on an island. So convenient narrative. I like to say she horned that in right when Tom and Katie are breaking up. Like look at Tom Schwartz totally being so understanding when Tom Schwartz just got dumped. So then Alex and Andrea are talking about missing Lexi and Andrea is just spending all this time on his phone because I'm trying to distract myself to be happy.

Oh, I cannot get Lexi out of my brain. So I look at this very, very tiny phone, those teeny tiny which makes me so happy and I just try to think of everything to distract myself from Lexi And Karlin Lindsey you're hugging. He's like Oh, we don't have them a prop date. I'm a prop now. That's you. I'll see you with your mouth. You say I'm house of mine, Browning anybody you seen a waffle with that ahead running around here And then Sierra's like guys, there's like a whale. And my husband's loses her shit. Cause, oh my God, seeing a whale is my biggest fantasy in life.

Well, how about you try to date one because I did that once, it didn't work out. Well, let's see, well, just come to judge this table. Am I right guys? Have my get out of the street cat. Then I never got away. I know my, as she used to judge his table. Am I right guys? Have my get out of the three cap. Then I never got away. I know my as she used to take Kwame. We're friends. This waffle is terrifying. Right. Thank you. It is a waffle running away. And it's not even the top of his head taken off. It's the side of his cheek like this waffle got Cape feared and is running away.

This waffle and it's wearing a little baseball cap, so it's like a really douchey waffle, like nice band Dutch hat waffle. So like it's totally a waffle that Lindsay would go after. He's like, he's cute, he's like, where's band Dutch and Von Dodge and like, it's like really cool sneakers. I hate the real teeth. The graphic designer put like real teeth in the, in the, the, you don't know waffle, it's fucking crazy.

It's crazy. Why do you think this frickin waffle thing stayed with me for like 15 years? I mean, there's like the most hard, could you imagine going to this restaurant and this is what you see when you open up your menu? That's why when you're like, I saw the wacky waffles,

like no, you have not seen the wacky waffle. No, I haven't seen the wacky waffle. Okay, so then it's time for prom. First we have a discussion like where's the bread? I thought we had bread. We ate the bread. No, but that was like the other bread. Where's the sandwich bread?

We ate the sandwich. No, we didn't. Oh, there's sandwich bread. Oh my God. Is there a brioche? We're talking about the brioche. Page is like very dead set on like talking about brioche. She's like, is there the brioche?

Can I, you know, I want the brioche because I want to put some chickens out on the brioche. Is there a brioche? Do you get the brioche from Colossus? Nope, I want the Brioche because I want to put some chickens out on the Brioche. Is there a Brioche? Did you get the Brioche from Colossus? Nope, Colossus. So then Luke's dream comes true. Everybody gathers around the fire outside. Yes.

I mean, finally, his storyline can end now. Like, finally, we've seen an ending. Yeah, and Paige is like, wow, I can't believe how fast the weather changed already. This summer is the most fun I've ever had. I also feel like this is the closest we've've ever had. I also feel like this is the closest we've ever been and I just feel like we are so lucky to have this precious time with Lindsay in her old age before she crosses over. All right, who has the mask? Let's put it on out there now.

I'll start turning this up and increment, I'm sorry, that word, it's really killing me. So then it gets a demand. So I have to point out she didn't say she's ever had. She said, I'm sorry that wordle. It's really killing me. So then it gets a demand or something. So I have to point out she didn't say she's ever had. She said this is the most summer we've ever had. Which you know, I mean, like this is your third, right? It's just her third or her fourth. I think you're like your fourth. That does. No, it's a cool.

I feel like if it's your fourth in your day, okay. Sorry. I thought you were a junior trying to do a senior thing. Like guys, we're graduating. I was like, no, you were a junior trying to do a senior thing like guys We're graduating. I was like no, you're a junior. Okay. No, she's a senior. She's a senior now Okay, so Amanda there are so so Paige is saying like wow, this is the closest we've ever been like Having a moment where like reflecting on look at our group look at our group and guess what Amanda says I'm sorry Paige was saying that Amanda goes we have three weeks until the wedding. We have so much, should you, Kyle? I'm like, does every moment have to be about this wedding?

Yes, it does. So then Luke, oh yeah. So she's like, kind, I'm on the night of the wedding. I want Kyle to stay in the hotel and I'm gonna stay at my parents' house. And was like, I'm going to wake it so hard. So then after the campfire, they all go, like they all go back into their rooms and Lucas

based on me with Nicole. He's like, Hey, can you hear me? Do you like this angle? You know, it's right up my nostrils. Hey, look, oh, here's rapper two. Those are his nostrils too. He's just like, it's too piezen of pot, am I right? Ha, ha, ha. Oh, I'm in Lindseyier, Fertie, and Huggie. And she's like, and she's like, and she's like, I want you close to me.

And I don't like him when we're not close. Sorry, I'm asked, but like, I'm right here. I'm not talking to you. I'm ready for that fucking wedding waffle. Okay, Huggie. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Carl, not talking to you. I'm running from that fucking running waffle. Get that here. Carl, do you think Lido, if you put on a hat backwards and like I took a bite out of your cheek that you might run around real quickly?

It's sort of my thing. I'm into it. It's my king. So then, Paige calls Craig and he's asleep. She's calling me, she's thinking, oh my God, I need being bad. And you just hear this weird guttural noise from his, I imagine that.

So it's like calling Craig just hearing it. Buh. Buh. Buh. Buh. Buh. And you're gonna be in bed? How do you like Canada so far?

Isn't it really cool? Isn't it funny whether they say their O sounds, right? Isn't so fun. He's like, tell me your favorite part about Canada. Well, Killy, you're obviously in Canada, right? I mean, that's what, uh, tell me your favorite part about Canada. Uh, well, kill it. You're obviously in Canada, right? I mean, that's what you told me. So you're clearly in Canada. So tell me things. Do you have any maple syrup? Do you see Celine Dion? He's like, uh, I just wanted to say that you're hot. Okay. Go back to bed. Oh my god. Sierra.

That was so cute. I love her five star Yelp reviews. She gives her interactions with Craig all the time. So then cowsbending drunk in the kitchen, you know, wouldn't be a, wouldn't be an episode with that guy like, and Amanda's like, Kyle, we have to start looking for florists as soon as we get home. At this point, I actually just want someone to donate flowers to them. So we just don't ever have to hear about the scores again. Just anyone. Just let's just gather around. Go to Inaugurton's house. So Lindsey is telling everyone how she spends so much time with Carl.

She's like, we spend like three days together. And it's like during the wing. I was like, yeah, we're going together. And so you're like, okay, I don't have a date. So obviously, I've made bad decisions this summer. Like Austin, I mean, okay, well, you know what, I'm not gonna make a list. Austin's bad enough. So. Yes, thank you, Sierra, for acknowledging this.

Okay, this was like a little bit of an elephant in the room. Thanks for covering up. I'm the winner goes to back all the time. Yeah. And thank you. Also, like, it's kind of funny because basically, doesn't have a quote-unquote date to this fake prom and page is like, well, so Alex didn't ask you. She's like, no. I just love that Alex's game is so bad that he can't even ask Sierra out to a fake prom. Like, I know he does it later,

but honestly, like, he doesn't at the prom. Who does that? At the prom. You can't do that. You could have lost her. You could have lost her. Yeah. It's a shame to see someone with so many muscles with so little game, you know, it's like all you do is train. But you should lit the least you should have as game, you know. So then we get a song.

We're gonna pop out. We're going to stretch it. We're going to pop out of pop out. I was like, wow, this episode really is dedicated to page pooping. That's, she's got a whole tricksy song. Guys, it finally happened. You found the waffle?

No, I pooped, but that's fine. You can just stage me. That's how to start like she poops. Yes, somewhere else. The next morning, I was gonna say that page, you know, this is why page will always have a place in my heart because she goes, Maya, I'm putting ice in a cup for you for your iced coffee. I was like, this is someone who cares.

This is the person who cares about others. So then let's see, Luke, rooms up with his motorcycle. He's like, wow, look what I got in my motorcycle. A girl, a girl from DM. I'm not really sure with state debt is, but I'm going to look it up because I'm proud of it now. And she got on my, got on my death trap with me. You know, you may recognize her. It's ladies and gentlemen, Kelly, go. I'm dating, Kelly, go. My co star on the flight attendant, oh, you're not Kille Gwoko. Wow, okay, well, you're good enough.

She definitely, because they showed us pictures earlier on Instagram, and she definitely shows up with like the stun face, like the filler face, you know? And it's so crazy how people do that. Like just be somewhat yourself on Instagram. You don't want to shock everybody when you walk in the room, you know? Because on Instagram, I'm like, that girl everybody when you walk in the room, you know?

Because on Instagram, I'm like, that girl is 19. And in real life, I'm like, that's a real housewife. There was on Love Island, UK last season, there was a woman on there named Fay. And she had like just the biggest lips and the biggest boobs. She looked just like all like,

it was just crazy looking. And she had this whole thing where she's like, do you know what I do this? That's because every single day growing up, people said I had small boobs. And every single day I would come home from school and I would cry into my pillow because I had small boobs and all I wanted with big boobs.

And so on my 18th birthday, I went, I got big boobs. So when you make fun of my boobs, you don't know what to make and fun of. It was amazing. Wow. So think about that, Ronnie. So when you make fun of my bips, you don't know what to make and fun of It was amazing wow to think about that Ronnie next time you make fun of Nicole's lips The they're huge so then What do you want me to say I've just commenting on what I'm seeing on the teeth I'm just I'm just saying like be more secure on Instagram. What do you mean? Like don't lie.

I saw a friend of mine who put this picture on, you know how your Instagram goes to your Facebook, I was on Facebook and I was like, what the hell is she doing? What happened to my friend? And she looks at me. I'll click, do I call this girl? I haven't called this girl for a year.

So if I call her now and just say, I'm worried about you because your face looks fucked up. Like what do you say to somebody? You know, I want you called this girl for a year. So if I call her now and just say, I'm worried about you, because your face looks fucked up. Like what do you say to somebody, you know? And I want to do this whole thing in my head. I clicked on just watching it. It was the pillow face thing where it makes you look like you have a bunch of fillers and stuff and plastic surgery, but you really don't.

I mean, those filters are getting really good. I almost called this girl and was like, but I love you. Do you need that? That's a lot. That's a lot. It was literally the entire storyline of last season of Potomac. So now we see Kyle going out on a run, wacky waffle style. And then pages like, I love Pram. So they are arriving. I mean, they are setting up and everything and page calls are mom and she's like, Oh my God, Greg and I are like so cute. Did you hear? We're cute. Bye mom. And then, um, even

people in waiting rooms in Canada think we're cute. Okay, good. Yeah, page. Just meet you as new friend, the hostess at the Centurion Lounge at Toronto airport and like she was like, oh my god, your guys are like so cute. But she said it was like a cute, a Canadian accent. It was like even cuter than ever before mom. Like, I wish you could have seen it. Okay, bye. So then my, basically everybody setting up and I think Alex is one who pops a firework

confetti too early. Dumb dumb. Yeah, I think it was Maya who did it, but it's really not worth. You know, okay, so then let's see. So then Lindsay decides to write Carl a note for prom. And of course, Lindsay is like, oh my God, wouldn't that be like hilarious and teenagery? Yes, and it's amazing that you have your amazing teenagery multi-color depends to write every sentence in a different color.

And stationery, like who has stationery at their vacation house? So she's like, she goes, should I do a check spirit? And she's like, she's like, this is her version of check spirit. My dear, is Carl, I am beyond thrilled. I was like, wow, that ionic pentameter

is just like rattling my soul. It's like poetry, it's like when you say hello instead of high, oh my god, drop my panties, Shakespeare's here. I am so excited to go to Rommanew. There's just no one else in the whole wide world except for maybe Tom Marnie that I would like to go to Rommanew. Rommanew.

And Rob's like, here, you're right in the love of Noah. And then we got to Carl and his room just eating chips and looking out the window like a weirdo Maybe Dordash will be here soon like I can't wait like maybe Dordash is gonna drive up. I'm gonna be like Daz Dordash is here. I'm gonna watch me comment off walked into the door Would postmatch shows up. I'm just gonna on for all a blanket out my window that just says prom So I'm the Lindsay she's like I am never about closer to you. You're like a Sarah, but my waffle and Rob's like, uh,

except when you had your fingers inside me and we didn't even kiss, maybe next time we can do that. Yeah, like that one time you cuddle me from the inside out, which is what she said, not what I said. So then Danielle, she's like, the one time I went to prom and went with my gay best friend. All right, Danielle, thanks for that update. I'm doing a Shakespearean note right now. And I love we saw a picture of Danielle at prom, but it didn't even have the gay best

friend, which you know means that he cut her out of that picture. He did not have on the floor. picture. He did not have on the floor. Yeah. So then now we see Carl. So Carl now gets the note and we hear Lindsey reading it. But while she's while we're hearing her narration which we'll do in a moment, Carl, we see Carl reacting to it. And he looks like one of those chicken dipper things where the chicken, like dips its beak into the water and then it rises up and goes back down again to get some more water. You're just folding himself over as he reads, it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,'s like yeah, we've like, and so many summer who's like, you're not Tom Hardy, but still, bang me for the inside out.

And he's a whole whole whole. So then he writes a note and like slides it under her door and say, oh my God. Okay, to Lindsay Hobbals from Kulli no, Hobbals. I'm also so excited to go to prom do and like those last seven 7-5 months I could not have done without you. Yeah, so let's close out the summer with a bang. No finger, love you Joe, call ito. Put your weight on this envelope. Thanks. I love that he's riding 7.5 months. In that 7.5 months and two days, 9 hours, I could not have done without you. LOOOOO! Haha. Someone who wakes up early and goes jogging, it makes us bad.

I could not have done those things without you, even the way I specifically do those things without you. So then everybody's getting ready for prom and you just hear a can pop open and then it goes, Kyle, are you drinking lover boy on the toilet? And then now they're gonna, it's like Lindsay's big reveal. And so she comes down to staircase. She's like, Kyle, I'm coming down.

So it's like, kiss me down on the knee, and do do do's all that moment and she comes down to staircase. And then Carl's taking pictures like a good dad, you know, and then she tells us this is the dress I wore to prom. It was a year that Hallibur Hallibur were this to the Oscars. Like I saved up all my money. $400. I just like, I love that Hall da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, it's just so fun. Like that was, I just love Lindsay's and how they bury

is dressing like, gotta have it, for prom. As how they bury wins an Oscar for like a tortured performance in Monsters Ball. Monsters Ball, yes, almost said monster, but that was Charlize's Oscar. Yeah, the next year. And then also when Lindsay comes down the staircase, Carl not only takes pictures,

but he unleashes like a torrent of you look great, by the way, like he's like, whoa, you know, you look beautiful. You look great by the way. Come on down pretty lady. Y'all, you look amazing. You look great, you look wonderful. Oh my God, the source is out tonight, girl friend.

Whoa, you look fantastic today, by the way. Did you see Luke try and get a little Carl charm? Speaking of, he did. He did. He took away Miley. He did. He did. His lady, he's like, Did you see Luke trying to get a little Carl charm speaking of his lady? He's like, uh, you look amazing. By the way, and then Carl's like, yeah, I love that.

Yeah, it looks great. We're all sexy and let's just go. So they line up on the stairs, going up to stairs to take photos, but they're not all there Did you just go? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I wasn't in Canada after all. Oh my God, I love the era lie about not coming to the widest place in the world. It was like hiding in Canada. I wish we were addressed instead of this brioche. So she's like all excited. And then Alex decides he's gonna propose to, he's gonna propose to come to prom to Sierra

on the red carpet of the prom. So, I mean, you slow-ass. Yeah, you lose. And he's also like, and he sort of like tries to kind of like wrap it in some sort of personal journey. He's like, I decided I'm no longer going to overthink things, okay? So here we go.

And I'm like, yeah, he gets down on me. And he's like, well, you come to prom with me. Here's your bud and nay. And she's like, oh, my bud and near. Yes, your bud and nay. I love this bud and near. Your bud and nay, it looks great. I'm like, you guys have to get on the same page

without it pronouncing this thing. This is not gonna work. Yeah, this bud and yay thing is not working out, buddy. I did look it up because then I was like, wait, how is it pronounced? But apparently, at least in America, it's pronounced near. Yeah, but near. So even if it's pronounced wrong, we hit wrongly or whatever, it's seen now I'm going to fuck everything up.

And correctly, even if we pronounce it incorrectly, we've done it so much that it's the truth now. Okay? That's the American way. It's like me, we'll just rewrite that dictionary, we don't care. Yeah, out of nowhere, I started to say a propo instead of apropos, and I don't know why, but it started to happen,

and I know I'm gonna say it on the record someplace, and it was gonna be like, it's not said that way, I'm like, I know, I get it, but it's just where I'm at these days. Well, the internet makes you dumber. Like I was looking at a text I was sending and I was like, wait, you're or you're? I mean, I had a moment because you see it incorrectly

so much that I was like, wait, what is the real one? Or who's and who's, you know? There's a lot of, there's a lot of that in my mind right now. I don't know what's real anymore. It's hard to know, we're a lot of, there's a lot of that in my mind right now. I don't, I don't know what's real anymore. It's hard to know. We're in the matrix, the grammar matrix. So Alex is basically, so he asks Sierra. So she has no other options.

I thought Andrea was going to come in and snipe Sierra, since he's like the third real now on his prom, triple, but Alex then says, yeah, you know, it's the end of the summer. So I thought, I'm, as well, shoot my shot. I'm like, wow, you know, it's the end of the summer. So I thought, I'm, I'll shoot my shot. I'm like, wow, what a shot. You just, you waited to the, like the prom to ask her out, where she had to make sure she had no other options before you cornered her with a boonier.

Yeah. So now everybody's just having fun. The party's starting. Somebody asks if Carlin Lindsay are dating because they're all over each other and he's like Do we look like we should be nothing because that's gonna be at the minimum a two point four months away three hours 36 minutes, so And then we see like Andrea trying to use a pogos stick and he falls off it.

He's like, oh, pogos stick. No, we almost had something so beautiful. I had three ups on it. But then pogos doesn't want to be with me anymore. And I now miss my little itty, pitty, tidy pogos, dude. Then Paige puts on one of Sierra's dresses, like a blue dress. And she's like, oh my god. Don't cry. Oh my god. Wait, why are you crying blue dress and she's like, oh my God, don't cry.

Oh my God, why are you crying right now? She's like, I'm not. Yes you are, I don't blame you. I look beautiful. This is amazing. I'm so happy Craig came. Oh my God, I'm so sorry you're alone. God, I love this dress.

I hate crying. Can I tell you the stuff crying? I did. I didn't really mean it. Please keep crying. I wasn't crying. All four things. Here's this issue.

I know we do have a fair hotel romance it's okay you can let it out we're just two beautiful people dressed in periwinkle so then a carol is screaming drunkenly as usual like because of heart has been going for five minutes sir jeez I know and Carl's sitting with Lindsay and he's like, oh, can you imagine the summer with all of him? Like, I can't imagine the summer without you and him. And she's like, well, I can't live life without you. Like, who would ever get the soup cans off the top shelf?

You know? He's like, do I look okay? I'm just like, yeah, more than good. I'm like, his sonar else is don't they gonna play a song? Yeah, so song. Cause like, I wanna slow down for the, oh. Oh, I wanna slow down slow down slow. So slow song, but Dante's gonna play.

Oh, you don't. Yeah, I love Dante. DJ Dante, he's fire. He's such fire. Dante's fire, metamacrisso. Yeah, yeah, we're friends at Coach all on the me reconnected at a chorus all So I was like what a wall call for a soft multiple. Oh So Craig's like Sierra. I've got a surprise for you and then he pulls her aside

But then page comes out and she's like oh my god. Hi, don't like beautiful. And he's like, I don't remember my surprise Bye, I know I think it surprise, bye. I know. I think it was Sierra who had the surprise for Craig. Sierra's like makes more sense. I've got a surprise for you. Not winning anything in this episode. I know. It's like, here's your surprise.

Page changed outfits. Oh my god. I'm just like more beautiful than ever. Don't you love when this Cinderella starts, Cinderella story starts, but Cinderella's just already awesome. And then she just becomes more awesome. I mean those ashes are so stupid Cinderella to Cinderella's doll just really awesome Like at the stroke of midnight Cinderella's just like I'm a tired. I'm gonna sleep

So then what else happened in this so Amanda calls her mother. Okay. Oh my god. Yeah, so man is like and then this, so Amanda calls her mother, okay. Oh my God. So Amanda's like, I'm changing me over, mom. I'm sure you're supposed to be wearing a shirt. Honey, wait, are you doing shots right now on the phone with me? She's like, yeah, I'm in like exhausted, mom. Oh my God, we've watched you parting

and sleeping for three days. Mel's not the time. Donna's like, well, I was just wrapping up this episode of Barefoot Contessa. So could we make this quick honey? She's like, well, Mom, look here's your future sun and lawn. And look at him. It's like Kyle. Kyle's not wearing a shirt. He's wearing a blazer, like a Tuxedo jacket and like a collar, sort of chip and dales ask. So Donna's like, great, great, love this, love seeing another reason why we're wasting $500,000 on this wedding. Wonderful. Listen, if you're gonna, we only have like three weeks left. So maybe we need,

we're gonna need you guys to be like, paying more attention to these wedding plans, okay? need you guys to be like paying more attention to these wedding plans, okay? She's like, but mom, I'm having a mental breakdown. Bye, Donna. All right. Bye. I got to hang on now. Probably better figure out a florist. We can't even tell your mom. Like literally they are in the Hamptons. Like, why are they speaking of bear for contest? Why don't they just go see Michael over the floor? I mean, the most famous florist in all of the Hamptons, Inaigartons gay, Michael, go there. He'll hook you up. You so nice.

Because Carl was crying about $15,000. Michael, are you kidding? Michael will be insanely expensive. They're cheap. They're being cheap on top of everything else. That's what I say. So they should make flowers out of their crushed cans, crushed lover boy cans.

They're trying to have this fun talk. Carl's wasted. Right. So now he's like, well, I brought you a subject of the pre-mabledir dad. So she's like, oh's wasted. Right, so now he's like, well, I brought you the subject of the prenup with your dad. So, she's like, oh my God, Kyle now, we're gonna get into this now. And he's like, I love to make the med away.

Cause what's a party without subjecting everybody to to you screaming at each other? Jesus. Yeah. So Matt is basically like, well, okay, so your investors want security of knowing I won't have a majority stake in the business if we separate without a prenup.

And he's like, no, you'll never have a majority period. And she's like, listen, I quit my job. I have my full-time job to work for Leverboy. So we need to make sure there's a benefit to me. Okay, what do I get out of it? Okay, check. You're going to start this company or invest your money. So now if they're talking about all of the graphic and all that and that's more than

they sold them fine, negotiate some kind of ownership out. I don't understand these two. It's very simple. I feel like if I was having this discussion with somebody, it's like, okay, well, what do you think you're worth? What is your ownership? What are you going to do for that ownership? They haven't even done that yet.

All they've done is fight back and forth about the word pre-nut. Well, they should actually just sit with a lawyer who could then sort of help them navigate this and they can decide what's the best course of action from that. But wasn't that last season when they said that actually was the lover boy merch that was actually doing better than the overdues?

Yeah, that's what I was saying earlier. Yeah, man, it gets a lot of the credit because the merch supposedly does better than all of the drink sales combined. So she should have something, but the fact is ownership of the company comes from investors. It comes from the people who made the money who are, you know, I mean, basically, who did the money. I thought you wanted to.

I thought you wanted to. Sometimes work is exchanged for ownership, right? But it looks like distributors and all of that good stuff Kyle is doing. I mean, if you want an ownership of that merch and look, I'm not the judge. The point is you have a case, get a fucking lawyer. What are you doing, Amanda?

Get a fucking lawyer. Yeah, exactly. So meanwhile, as they start to fight about this, a bunch of people had come inside to do shots and now basically it's Paige and Sierra listening in because they're so nosy, and that's like what they do. So they're listening in and they're prom outfits, and Amanda and Kyle are escalating,

and she's basically like, I want you to present me the reasons why we should have a prenup Kyle, and he's like, but then Adro explains stuff to you, like I'm a teacher, and I don't wanna be a teacher babe. So she's like, but then Adro explains stuff to you. Like, I'm a teacher and I don't want to be a teacher, babe. So she's like, well, then I'm not signing anything. She's like, if you're also the most adamant of this, about this, about the prenup and you're thinking

about the potential, if you separate, then I need to think about potential. If you separate to Kyle, that's the point. That's what a prenup is. And she's like, well, we're so good right now. Like we're so in love. Like you're screaming and crying. Get a party. So yeah, that's take a look at us. We're so happy and in love. Like, why wouldn't you want to set me up where I'm not happy or why wouldn't you set me up where I'm happy? And he's like, what?

I was like, I mean, that's what lawyers lawyers do you guys are killing you haven't done anything? Have you called one florist this entire? I know both of you just quiet Seriously, so he's like I'm fucking done. It's bullshit. He storms out of the room and he goes to the walls like slamming his hand or copper whatever he's holding against all the walls. I'm like, well, there's another lawsuit coming as founders to cut another clip in their final cut to keep for their deposit.

Yes. That was just bad. I'm like, I know. I was like, oh, he ended the sentence. Well, that is actually the end of our episode. So everyone, thank you. We spoke a little lip sees, okay. It was like, I'm not even going to do it to be continued. So next week, it's like, next week. And next week is the season finale is the big, the wedding of the century. And then we can put it to bed until next season, when it then becomes about like, we want to have baby. So we're going to get a puppy. But until then, everyone, thanks for listening. We

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