Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Will You Put Your Weight On Me?

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

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doing a summer house video. So get over there and give some Walchi Walchi, shall we? Yeah, big time big, big fun times with summer house. Big fun times. Big fun times. So here we are. This is season seven, episode 12. It's a big one. Big one. Big one. We get a song. Oh, we get a really big song. Huge, huge, huge, just a real club banger that really encapsulates what so much of this cast is all about. Really, Trixie. One of Trixie's finest works, I will say. Working, working, working on my, and many moves. Working, working on my, I'm a hustle groove. Working, working, working on my, watch me how I do, show up on my grind,

I make money with my time. And I love it and we go to people having lunch. Yeah, because it's a because everyone on the show works. No, no, it's another song about how hard people work and then they're meeting at lunch to talk about boys. Yes. So Gabby and Lindsay are having lunch and it's the first time, I think, the city. And they're very excited and Lindsay's like, oh, my God, are you excited to head on boys

tonight? Because I'm just looking over this PDF and I paused it and I was like, oh my God, are you excited to head on boys tonight? Cause I'm just looking over this PDF. And I paused it and I was like PDF. And sorry, we round it. Yep, she said PDF, Gabby created a 29 page PDF of men for a bunch of people to look over. Which is perfect for Lindsay because when Lindsay was dating Stravi, didn't Lindsay make like a PowerPoint to describe what she wants at other relationship? So yeah, so she made the two.

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We made the two. We made the two. We made the two. We made the two. We made the two. We made the two. She's like, yeah, I've been there all summer. You've never acknowledged me. But yeah, she does. Lindsey does. Lindsey is friends with her in Sam. No, I know Lindsey is. I just feel like everyone else, I feel like everyone else is like, just whenever. I just feel like Lindsey, it's just weird

because I feel like Lindsey has just been in Carl World, you know, and she's like, I just have a hard time imagining any of the new people have registered on Lindsey's radar. So I don't think they've registered as individuals, but I think they've registered as sides. Like these people are on my side and ask me how I'm feeling after that yellow swindle me.

So I read their PDFs. Yeah, they're like NPCs. They're like the people on the sidewalk on Grand Theft Auto which they drive by. Like oh, there's someone. And then you realize, oh wait, no, this is someone I should, I thought it was just an NPC, but it's someone I know. So Gabby is like, yeah, so I made a PDF

and I wanted to give you a comprehensive view. I'm like a very visual person. So if people are asking me what my type is, it's better for me just to show them than to tell them. So I made a comprehensive 29 page PDF that runs the app, like these are men I aspire to be with, men I have dated, men who've cheated on me in Coachella, men who have traumatized me from Coachella, men who just go to Coachella. It's pretty much just men at Coachella.

Man, I've slept with men who have bought me chicken nuggets, man, I've bought chicken nuggets for. It's crazy. It goes deep, guys. It goes deep. So, uh, Lindsay's scrolling through and so she starts, oh no, then Gabby starts scrolling through it for us. She's like, um, we dated, we dated, we had chicken nuggets. He ordered honey mustard sauce, so I broke up and I'm writing the driveway. No, I write the drive-through line because that's disgusting. It's a very sad thing to do. We matched, we matched one time. So I took a screenshot of him. He's in here.

Like you're taking pictures of people that you matched with. Come on. Yeah, this is not. And then he goes, oh, yeah, this is like super helpful. But like, it's just all like, male models. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just like, no, some of them have jobs.

I mean, some of them tell. So like, oh my god, and no wonder you're in fashion and got your test line. And dealing with beautiful people all day long. And like, that's why I'm in VR because I'm dealing with like hashtags all day long. Like, that's the ag talk of contract. Did Gabby just give her an international mail catalog?

Is that what she did? Oh, interesting. It's just like a lot of like mail models wearing like leopard skin jeet rings. Sort of weird. So then Sierra is walking with a large picture of some kind and she goes into this restaurant and Rachel's there and Rachel's like,

Oh my God, she looks so beautiful. And she is planning Sierra's party. So Sierra's having a party in the city. That's a huge deal when someone throws a party in the city. I know. She's having a party in the city to celebrate one year of living in the city. And I'll tell you who I didn't see at that party.

The random nurse that Sierra took out for lunch to ask, like, what's New York City? No, that wasn't going to last. I know that lady was like, hey, Tuts, what's going on? I'll tell, what's New York City like? Now, I mean, that wasn't gonna last. I know. That lady was like, hey, Tuts, what's going on? I'll tell you all about New York City. Okay, you read the Ramda subway or getting run over by the subway.

You choose. So she's throwing a party for herself because she's been in New York for a year and I'm not gonna lie. Like, I've had one foot out, one foot in, one foot out, I just think this Georgia page is trying really hard to become an apple. And so there's a flower sea on the wall. And so here's like, oh my god, I'm crying.

And I was like, you can't put big seas in restaurants, okay? No one's gonna come in. Since the wrong message about the food quality, okay. So here's like, yeah, New York kind of like helped me come into my adulthood, whether I like want to or not, you know, and like, after last summer, I was just like doubting whether I should even be here full time. And it was hard to move to the city without knowing people, but like my friends have been like a light for me and they've kept me alive.

Right. So basically she means people she shot with because like who else do you know? You know, but we find out later that she does know other people. I think a lot of gay nurses. That's what I saw. I was like, yes, I love that Sierra just went to work and met all the gay nurses and they're all friends. I love that for her. Yeah. So then people start showing up. So Gabby shows up and Sam shows up and then Daniela and Chris show up. And so Sierra is asking Chris about Cassidy and Chris is like, oh yeah, like I met Cassidy at Kyle's birthday party and like, I thought we had a good time. And then like next thing we know, she fell off the face of the earth. I'm like, yeah, you probably opened your mouth. She probably got like a slip of your personality and ran for the hills.

I don't think she fell off the face of the earth. I think she jumped off the face of the earth. She did whatever she could to get away. There is an argument for flat earth. It's that. Some girls just jumped off the earth. So she didn't have to do it. I've never been in favor of ghosting as much as for Cassidy. Like, I support her ghosting so hardcore And it's here. It's like, yeah, well, she confirms she's gonna be coming He's like, Cassidy's coming. She goes, yeah, and then so Lindsay comes in and it's like, oh my god Hello, not being behind I been and she brings a gift as here because I give oh my god

That's so much. Thank you, Lindsey. Lindsey hugs Sam. And she does her and Danielle don't really talk. So she's like, I'm not being in the back place with Danielle. I mean, yeah, I'm talking about like, what am I supposed to do? She's impossible. I'm out right now. Like, literally, like, um, meet the bleeds, but then you find out it's not me. And possible. Like, she showed me the art versions of being friends are actually and so then Amanda and Corey arrive and Kyle and you know, this is a special occasion because Corey has multiple, multiple pearls on.

Probably got a double string. Double string, double string for formal occasions, okay? So double double hairy styles tonight. Yeah, it's really leaning in so then page and Craig arrived It's like oh how cute like hi everyone. Oh wow your hair looks good, and yeah, we'll just say those flowers are for me hi, hi everyone and And then there's like cheer sing Kyle cheers is Chris and Chris is like, hey, you want to hear this story? So you know Cassidy the girl I've been seeing so Sierra told me that she invited this and like I Had even invited her to this and like she hasn't even texted me all week long and Cassidy's like right there

Just totally ignoring Chris So we get the Cassidy the Cassidy arrow And Chris is like what what I'm getting at is I said like text me when you get home And then she didn't text me like I'm not about to play that game. I'm not about to play that game I was like, oh wow, she's not gonna play the She's not gonna play the not getting texted back game like what game are you not playing? You're not gonna play the game of she's so repulsed by you. She doesn't even want to interact with you game. And I was like, oh, you know what? Like you were initiated by like bras. So like we're here for you, bro. Like if you need us.

Remember when we almost hit you with that battle, but then we didn't and you like we're totally gonna let us do it. That made us brothers. So like I'm a tall guy. Like I make a better dwarf in a window. Yeah, yeah, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great door. Although like Lindsey sometimes wants a window so I just sort of like curve my body around and I'm like, I'd be a window for like, to China for you if you want at all. What is I'm a tall guy?

I make a better door than a window. What did I miss? Well, he's saying like, if you don't want to see Cassidy, I can like block or like if you want to like, he's like, but those are both things that you go through. So I'm very confused. No, but like the expression on the better door than a window is like, I'm blocking the like, you're blocking the view. Like it's something I remember, it's like

if you stand in front of a TV, and someone's trying to watch the TV, someone says, um, you're a better door than a window right now, because I can't see the TV. Oh, okay, not a door. I get it. I don't like it. You could just open the door. So I would just say, I'm a wall. I'll be a wall. Well, I'm pretty open though. I'm pretty open to. You can just open me. I just want you to know, Bill, the wall, uh, Max goes going to pay for it. Yeah, I've had a radical change in my ballter. Y'all. So they're all laughing. And then people are doing shots in another part of the party. And then we go to page and crag talking and page is like, oh my god.

Sarah, you throw a really good party. And crag's like, yeah, like it's a huge deal to like make it a year in New York. That's like a big people think it's like a huge cliche. It'll be like, oh, if you can make it in New York, you can make it a year in New York. That's like a bed. People think it's like a huge cliche to be like, oh, if you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere, but like no serious. Like not everyone can move to fucking New York. And if they do move here, chances are they're probably not stylish.

So it's like really hard to be here and be chic. And man, it's like, then we'll say that for no reason. Like if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. Well, yeah, what's it like dating in New York though? Cause like is it different than other places? Cause like page shows me what it's like to like date in New York and I wouldn't ever leave my house. Like she won't like dates, like with people,

she didn't even know. And Sarah goes, uh, that's how dating works Craig. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, to that. And she was like, um, in Charleston, they date each other's girlfriends. He's like, uh, uh, they're just like in South Carolina, like everyone knows each other and they're like, all dead each other. And like New York, you could like meet some random man on the street. And I could like be the love of life. And you have no idea until they like take you out to like up and kick lunch. And then you're like, ew, gross, disgusting. This is another example.

I've not knowing if Craig would buy it and my see. I mean, I think Craig would be scared. Yeah, he'd be scared. He'd also be robbed a lot and pushed pushed. Listen, if ever you wonder how one of the Southern charm men is going to do outside of their own city. Watch the episode where they go to LA and they are completely dragged at an LA party. I love that episode. Craig would just get mugged every single day. He would just go to FAO Schwartz

and stare in the windows and someone would come up and just take the wallet out of his pants. Oh, I got mugged at FAO Schwartz again. Craig just reads store bot bagel. I don't even know what that means, but he's like a Thomas bagel. He's like, he's like a Thomas bagel walking down the streets of New York City, meaning that like he's just like, in authentic, in authentic. I was like, I like this metaphor.

I don't get it, but I like it. And I was like, I'm just worried right away that he's not from New York, you know, they would taste it like a store bought bagel. And so then, just wearing pink pants and like blue Oxford shirt and smiling so big and just having that much money for that much coke all the time, like everything. So then Carl's talking to the guys back with Carl The guys cars like hopefully you guys guys guys go around go around I'm gonna talk about all talk around bro talk. I'm gonna tell you guys just kidding. I'm not

I mean, I would maybe I would not let hopefully you guys can keep this close to the chest I can trust you with this because bros are bros guys. Yeah, I keep bros Keep this close to the chest like my a more fosher y'all Yeah, bros are bros. I picked up the ring today. It's honestly incredible. It's an incredible ring. It's beautiful. It's an amazing ring. It's an amazing ring Yeah, oh, it's like exciting. It's like it's like almost surreal and I didn't even have to go to college I got it. It's amazing. So then um Oliver and Maya in, which is fun. And Maya looks amazing. This is the best Maya's ever looked. And then he really, she looked so good. Became in all like, bam, you know, like sometimes when she's, because she's not used to like dressing up, you know,

or at least we're not used to seeing her dressed up because she's on vacation. So she's like, fuck it. The man she showed up here, the banning. Also, people have been giving my a lot of shit for not being on the season and people last week were like, oh my god, was she? Are they getting rid of her at the same way that they got rid of that dude from last year? They just kept Alex. He just kept having weddings. Like, is that their thing? People just have weddings. They never come back. But then I read in another comment that she was attacked by a dog or something and couldn't come on Oh wow For the next week, but then they never mentioned it. What's going on with the dog thing? I need to know

Yeah, I really like to know about the dog, but I'll know some for soon article a speech so Sierra is like I Hate giving speeches, but I just want to thank you guys for coming tonight You guys all mean so much to me and of course I'm gonna cry because I love every single one of you guys You know, I don't know who half of you are. And like, you really changed my life in New York City. Chris, you showed me that it doesn't matter if you're in Atlanta or New York City. People, guys are just creepy, no matter where you are. So thank you, Chris. And you really had me had a big part in making me feel like I was at home and I can't wait

for the next couple of years because I'm committed to this bitch. So yeah, and this bitch ain't living, leaving too. Let's get fucked up together forever. So then Friday driving back, so now we get another good song. Rady Rady in the alley alley, why you looking pouty-pouty, it's a party getting loose and naughty-nody, and naughty-nody,

pouty-pouty, pouty-pouty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty. Often I help dunes. So Danielle shows up at the house first, and of course there's no one there to help her. She's like, hello, hello. I feel like that's how Danielle walks in her apartment, even when she knows Robert's at work.

She's like, hello, is anyone here to help me? No, guess it's just me again. Flam. Start up owner. So then page Maya and Gab, you're driving together and page, oh my God, Turkey. And then Maya's like, oh yeah, I like Turkey. He's like, there's two of them.

There's three of them. Oh my God. Is that like a gaggle? And did they get those feathers that half off at Zara? Gross. No So we go to Andrea and Kyle because Andrea is in town this week and it's going to be bringing Lexi. So Andrea and Kyle are driving and Amanda is not coming because she's really torn but the dogs got spayed two days ago and they're kinda like in pain.

Is there a, I have a question. Is there like a budget restriction on the show that they can only pay a certain number of cast members per episode and so therefore they can never have all the cast members because then it would go over their cast member allowance because every week there's always one or two people missing. Like they can never get the whole cast there all at once.

I think it might be the new restrictions they have on the house. You know how they had to turn all those rooms into... They had to change all the rooms this year. Like they don't have as many bedrooms. So maybe it's something to do with that. Or maybe they're like certain amount of people there. Or maybe they're just experimenting with casting. They're just trying to get the chemistry right. They're like, which weekend is the most fun? Yeah. Yeah. So, um, Andrea's like, honestly, I'm sad

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to grab for your grill, grab some impossible beef. Summer of impossible. Start making meat history today. Just head over to the meat aisle at your local grocery store, grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. Mershaw. And so they get a call on the car, grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. And so they get a call on the car and it's Carl. He's in the hospital and Lindsay's like, Oh my God, it's me, I am very, I see.

He's like, I literally just selling Andrea the car was in the hospital. I mean, yeah, we went to a concert and Carl was buying me dancing and he's like, Oh my God, I have to sit down. And then he's like, you know, he's on his knees. And then he's like, they was like, oh my god, I have to sit down and then you know He's on his knees and then he's like wobbling and he's like I can't feel my legs and then we got the infirmary and then they said his blood printers And the heart rate or so I la la that he's going to the earth so then like literally we got just charge like two hours and all

Oh, oh so Carl's telling a good story. I know. Carl fainted, by the way. The story is that Carl fainted, but it's like, and then he like reached out for me and then like, I got him a good session

and then I got him a dang ho. And he's like, feeling sort of wobbly. He's like, okay, just, he fainted. So now he's like napping and Kyle thinks, Kyle thinks like this is basically stress, right? He's like, well, I mean, that's the weekend of Carl's proposal and like he probably fainted because he was like freaking out and stuff.

So that's what's going on. And then we see a clip of when Kyle was gonna propose to Amanda and Amanda being like, are you okay, Kyle? And he's like, I mean, I didn't even drink today yet. I mean, are your pants too tight? What's wrong with, yes, but didn't even drink today yet. I mean, are your pants too tight? What's wrong with you? Yes, but I'll think that's it.

Just, yeah, like, I'm dying. So, the only people that know what's happening this weekend are Kyle and Chris, because Chris is gonna take photos. Although later on in the episode during the proposal, I don't think we see Chris anywhere nearby to take those photos, but who knows? Yeah, Chris dropped the ball on that one. So I guess I guess they were just saying Chris was doing photos because it was really like people magazine or whoever they sold that shit to.

Maybe. So now the Mayacar rides and Danielle's can be cooking food tonight. It could be like salsa dinner tonight and Dan. The else gonna make her mom's empanadas. And then Chris, they, they Chris and Danielle want to have like Latino night. So they're gonna cook and Danielle's like you know when you offer food that feels so close to home it's like you're offering yourself which makes me really think a lot about poor Alex and the way he would offer ground turkey every episode last year. Well, it's really a gesture on his part. Oh, and so we see a picture of last year when Andrea was crying and about Lexi and Paige is telling us, we don't like the Scandray at cry.

It's against our religion. And so they're like, we're at Lexi. Andrea and he's like, she's God, where Lindsay and Carl guys, we totally fucked. We totally fucked. So good. I just got fucked everybody. Yeah.

And then Maya's like, Joe, Maya's like, by the way, I have some intel because Chris Gottlade too, wow. And the action sort of Sam said that, Chris Gottlade. Oh, I don't know. Maya's the intel, Sam's like, oh my God, Chris Gottlade. And Maya's like, guys, I know the rating of the lay. And I was like, oh my God, the rating of the lay, what happened? And I'm like, who was it?

And it was someone named Lauren that Chris had sex with. And then we see a clip of him like talking to Lauren, I think. And then Maya's like, um, can we tell the full story? Because like, we're having the full conversation with Chris. And then he just left like right away. And then we see a clip and he's like, yeah, yes, I was saying, boom, hi. Hello.

He literally walks away from Maya. Just to talk to him. He's like, hey, hey, we met. We met like a week ago or something like that. So, uh, the now they're guessing the rating of the sex and Kyle's like three pages like negative 45. That's just my guess. Mm hmm. And they all drum roll and he got an eight out of 10. So they all cheer him. And so I'm like, wow Chris, that's like a really good number for your first time. I got a 13 like my seventh time fucking

Corey and Montauk. But I'm proud of you. Yeah, just ask anyone in Montauk because they totally heard me fucking Corey all night long. Oh, so it's empanada night. So then Chris and 10. Yeah, now everybody has to go get ready, right? So Chris Danielle and Chris, Chris 10 yelling Chris, I wrote, I don't know what that means. I guess Sam. So Chris is like, how am

I supposed to know if you and Corey are gonna do it tonight? Like, what are you guys gonna just do it in the bed? And 10 years like, yeah, is there going to be like a sock on the door? And sounds like, um, based on what happened in Montauk, you'll hear it, you'll also feel it in the four boards,

and then you'll feel it in your throat, and you'll stir them, your bones, you'll feel it for fucking days after. Ah. Ah. All the people in Montauk are like, why? Why is that woman moaning so much? And she won't stop moaning.

She just really doesn't stop talking in any sort of form, huh? So Sam saying, like, good news to everyone. Good news, America. Not only did I not get the IK, I want to do it again. Because I want to feel it in every single cell in my body and every floor, but I'm breaking the hall of Montauk. He was smacking my ass in this so sour-stale, because I want to feel at an every single cell in my body and every floor, I'd have break into all the Montenegg. He was smacking my ass in this so sore still,

and I was like, you're gonna need to take a break from that. Okay, settle down. Settle down, Sam. I believe it, but I believe it was good sex. By the way, also, congratulations, Sam, because clearly you have locked in a season of Winterhouse where they're going to clearly bring in you and Corey and what's your Jess like right like that's obvious that they're gonna bring all through them together and crammed them in Vermont and watch the madness unfold. I don't know this winter house is gonna be Craig Craig it's all different people this is like the right film that's like really.

It's already shot and it's Riley is Katie fled from below deck so So bizarre. It's what's that girl's name? I don't like from below. Malia from below deck. And then there's Brian from family karma. It's a crazy world. Yeah, it's weird that they. Yeah, it's it's it's a strange like brand. We said it before. It's a strange they branch out into the below deck world like the below deck world overlapping. Like the summer deck world like the below deck world overlapping Like the summer house world although technically We'll do something that's for sure. Yeah, oh, I agree Summer house as DNA really starts with real house was a Beverly Hills. That's the creases part of all

So okay, well, this is feel like a midway point. This isn't an ad, but I bought this new soda at the store because it says it is a new kind of soda, supports digestive health. It has prebiotics, botanicals and plant fiber. How good is that sound? Wow. What's what's it called? You're taking a first sip of it. Not great, but not terrible. Maybe it needs to be colder. It's a cream soda. I

think it's because I know that I'm drinking a probiotic and a prebiotic. The probiotic soda. I'm drinking some turbo. I made bad coffee today. I'll meet. Oh, yeah. Well, I got fucked in Montauk, everybody. So Kyle calls Carl to check on him. Yeah, I don't like that. Don't be an advertiser, please. They will be pop. We're going to be loved. We love them in advance.

We love them. We absolutely love every beverage that we've advertised. So, Kyle's like Carl, Carl, Carl. And Kyle's like, yo, look at your little mohawk. Are you all by yourself? Like, how much do you think of this as nurse, bro? And like, how much is anxiety stress? He's like, oh, yeah, well, yeah, I think it's a big part, you know?

But I'm trying to like pull off the surprise of the century. I'm trying to like get a pair of Sarah, like getting a friend Sarah, like getting the ring, you know? It's like a lot of stuff, right? It's like the surprise of the century. Like, could you imagine, like coming up with a surprise as big as bringing someone to a beach and proposing to them, like the surprise of the century.

So I was like, meet us at Proposal Beach. They were like shocked. Hey, listen, I've got this great idea. Disapp for the surprise of the century, here's what I'm gonna say. Hey, Lindsay, we have to go gather wood and fan so close. What do you think? I think it'll work, right?

Surprise the century. So, I'm telling you man, this is the proposal and the lack of water, that's what you fainted and I was like, yeah, there are definitely some nerves and it's like, well, how are you feeling now? Like, no pressure because like, obviously tomorrow's a big day, huh? Yeah, I hope you get out of our system.

So then we go to Latinite and Chris is in a shiny, unbuttoned pink. So sure. He looks like he's going to be on that new so dancing queens. Yeah. This one of the one of the dancing teachers. And Chris, he's like, so Kyle, what's going on here? Your buttons aren't done. Because Kyle just comes in one of his regular Tommy bonds. Yeah, like a, like a

banobe or whatever. And it's like buttoned up to his neck. And Chris is like, Kyle, you gotta like untuck your shirt and unbutton it. And then they look at Andrea, who of course has like one button buttoned. And, he's just like, yeah, that's like Andrea everyday. And Kyle goes, if you checked out like Andrea's closet, it's almost like a bun thief came and it's just all the buttons. Oh, okay, ladies, oh, funny, yeah, that's what Lexi always says. Oh, Lexi, yeah. What an annual.

So then the dinner table, Danielle's like, big shout out to Maya for helping with literally everything because we saw Maya like cooking all this food while everybody else got ready. Yeah. And, um, of course, like, what did Chris do? She just, he got ready and we're just, uh, so then Danielle's like, okay, let's take a picture for my mom. Everyone hold up there and banana. And so she's like, yeah, you guys just, you know, I've really enjoyed this

summer with Chris in the house because like being a spaniac, you know, you brought out this side of me, which I haven't shared with my housemates. I've always pushed down this part of my personality because I've wanted to succeed. And that meant being in finance and being around white people. And Gabby's like, I'm took, I'm sorry, I was asking like, when did you realize that you were attractive, but a person of color because I was 26. And she was saying how she used to always say, I'm just not everybody's cup of tea,

which was her coded language of saying not everyone's into black girls, because she grew up around predominantly white people. And, or like the people of color she did grow up around, we're not interested in black girls either. So yeah, so she's crying. And then Maya's like, you know, well, they've always said, I'm an acquired taste. So I get it. I get what you mean. And Danielle's like, yeah, you just

lose yourself and it's taking me a long time to be proud. And I said, like a nice conversation about it. It was nice, yeah. And Chris, Chris talked about how he, like, when he walked in, he was like, really happy when he saw, he felt like Danielle was the sister right away because they share, you know, that in her age. So then now it's time to learn salsa dancing and pages like, I guess, is she dancing with Chris or she's with Chris? He's smell really nice. I was being facades just your awful. I can't stand this. I heard you got a negative 45 in your sex. Hi.

So they're doing more dancing and they're doing shots. And Kyle is telling Chris about how we felt. So if he reached the day he proposed and he thinks that Carl was just like, like he fainted because he was like nervous and everything. And Chris is like, do you think he's getting second thoughts and Kyle's like, I don't think he's second thoughts, but Kyle's like, I don't think second thoughts,

but I think more so than anything, he just love for Lindsey to be on good terms with her best friend. And I think that's weighing down on him and he wants things to be perfect. So just trying to get that storyline back on track if anyone wants to help me out with it. And bedtime has approached.

So Cory's walking around going, hey, looking for cuties. Anyone here looking for cuties. So then they said morning, nothing happened. And the morning, Carl wakes up and lifts his leg and kick parts. Yeah, kind of liked this. He just kicks his leg in parts at the

same time. And then Danielle has slept on the couch and Cory's going to the gym and Sam's like, no, I want to go to the gym. I never get invited to the gym. Kyle, take me. Hey, Kyle, I got fuck like crazy. That's my fucking mom talking here. I wonder if they'll even let me go to the gym in Montauk, considering how I woke up the entire town with the sound of my fucking Tory. So my and Dan yell or talking, and my ass like, should we have pinnacle autos tonight? Like, should we make like tonight like a resort

where we're like at an all-aclusive resort? Like, should we? Yeah, yeah. So they're basically, literally every day. Just wanna point out, nothing is happening. So now they're talking about like, oh, like Maya's leg was on page in bed.

And then Maya starts talking about Oliver and how she's really not, like there's something that's holding her back. It feels like the trust that they built is unstable and she's just not jumping in with Oliver and she can jump because she jumped in with Kwame but she's not jumping with Oliver. Yeah, and I'm glad she got to bring up Kwame again.

But Oliver, I like that. She's like, yeah, I mean, Oliver just runs in the morning. That's what he does. It's like a one night stand he regrets every single time. Not a good sign. Ha, ha, ha. So, and then we see a clip of her when he comes in. He's like, hi, give me a hug. I'm sweating.

But yeah, the chemistry is really awesome. Not yeah. So then, uh, hey, guess what? There's a key at Hollywood ride pulling into the driveway. Hey, where are we? We are sweet bib. We're here. Sweet bib. So in the back, my is like, I wish we were a boozy brunch right now.

Can we do boozy brunch outside? And so They all cheer for Carl when he comes in and he's like, oh, Drey. Oh my man. I sure list of course. Hey, yeah Get the panel ready friend. I'm just kidding bro. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You're already a bro You're already a bro. Yeah, I was like really dehydrated And so like I fell over like the Jason Aldi in show whatever show it was, but like it's all good Everything's good and she's like yeah, he like basically like grand onto me and like your legs were like so wobbly They're like

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It was clearly Lindsay taking selfies to show what a good picture is. look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Oh, I'm home. Many. Fiending sandwiches. Have you made me?

Carlito MD. So then it's breakfast perhaps the next day. And I'll start to point out when Carl came in, everyone's like, oh, my car. They'll run up to hook Carl. And then Lindsay comes in after and they're like, oh, hi, Lance. Then Lindsay goes around and asks to hug each person individually. Grandma's here. So breakfast, perhaps.

So Sam's like, we're doing bottomless mimosa. Let's just use a sweet lover boy of some kind for it. Because before new, she goes, it's going to gonna be bottomless Kyle, so this is free. Like, I'll take off my bottoms. Ah. So most important moment of the episode, the arrival at long last of, let's see, ah, let's see.

So Lexi has arrived at the summer house. Of course she's like gorgeous, rail thin, you know, not gorgeous because she's real thin, but of course, she's real thin. And of course, she's a model, you know, like a total model, right? Like, yes, model, get model, yeah, model, get model. Also, there's a sign outside that says, welcome to Maya and Danny's bottom most French and page passes. It can go. if there's a whiteboard, then y'all's gonna use it. It was so damning. It really was because that is so Danielle. She's in office supply and she's gonna jump on that shit.

It's like whiteboard. Here's how many, here's how many bottomless drinkers are actually are here today. You'll see them represented in the orange in this pie chart. It's like, please put down the whiteboard. Money screams, wealth whispers and Danielle chalkboards. I mean, whiteboards. So Lexi's like, hello, and Andrea runs to her. And Kyle's like, Oh, hey, I won't catch you, too, but I will say hello because perfect timing, we're going to have brunch.

Yeah. Welcome, Lexi to this like ramshackle bottomless brunch. Just make a left at the sad whiteboard and sit down next to them a most in the plastic cup. And so, Lexi's like, oh my god, I like your haircut. And he's like, I'm high Lexi, how are you? Do you hate whiteboards? Me too. I'm see. So, um, so that they're sitting down and then Lindsey's like,

so, I'm question about tonight is like the bonfire, like a chill bonfire, or is it like an elevated bonfire? And my elevated, is it like style wise elevated, or is it actually gonna be a bonfire that's like on a platform, like a little bit higher than everything else? Like that, like a lot of question about the logistics. And I'm like, what do you think about Maxi Dressings? And cause I'm not sure it's a theater run.

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So Andreas is like, okay, okay, okay. Put myself on the spot because my current friends here. So put me on the spot, come on, do it. He wants to basically brag about how vibrant their sex life is, right? So they're like, say I want to be roasted, come on, that's me any questions, but me and Lexi. So I'm like, okay, how often you guys are having sex and Lexi's like,

our sex life is pretty great. Like it's like all the time. And Andrew's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she has given them all the details. It's so embarrassing. Oh, the amount of sex we have all the time. I'm bad. It's not going to be talking about these.

Am I like, have you ever not come in the bedroom with Andrea? And he's like, impossible. This is impossible. She has multiple times every time, but she has such a level. She's just like got such a lack. I guess I would call it a wilter flower. She's kind of like a void. Just kind of like, I hear things coming out, but it's like she's speaking them, but instead of going out, they're going inside. Does that make any sense?

She's kind of like a vortex. Does she have an accent? Where is she from? I felt like I detected a Boston accent. I felt like she was hiding a Boston accent. Like what she really wants to do is say, yeah, we have wicked good sex down at Havid Yad, but she's like learned in New York

that she can't talk that way as a model. So she's like, yeah, we have, we have really good sex to have it yet, but yeah, it's wonderful with him. I couldn't tell the accent, but there's something there. So she's like, I come like all the time, multiple times. And Chris is like, oh, yeah, you want to be put on the spot? Hey, we're boys, we're boys, but I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

What's it like being with your girlfriend and Paige at the same tape? Fucking jack. He's such a schmuck. He's like, he really, and I think he really thinks that he's charming and that he's hilarious and that he's like the life of the party.

And I just, he's like, oh, he's like one of the reasons why I would never move to New York City because I feel like, he's just like a banker, bro, you know? I don't think he's very New York City. He's like he's just like a banker, bro, you know? I don't think he's very New York City. He's like some military guy who was cast who got out of the military and was cast. I don't think you have to be from New York City anymore.

They just cast you. That's why it was such a big deal when Sierra moved here. That's true. That's not from here. Yeah, they just cast and bring people in now. That don't even pretend. Well, I still think I wouldn't move to New York until he leaves. I just wouldn't be like the risk of running into him on the street is too high. Yeah

So Andreas like And Lexi's like like look it's not like I don't know that they slept together and Page is like well it meant nothing it was a fling and I would never want you to come in here and feel uncomfortable I'm so sorry Lexi you have such good hair. You should not be suffering through this. You are way too hot to suffer this kind of embarrassment. Yeah. And Paige is like, I mean, have like brunch manners. Okay. Like you don't bring up some guy who's nice to a girlfriend that he banged the girl across the table.

I mean, like that would be like me sitting at brunch and saying like, Chris, what's it like having no sex at all this summer? Sick burn. Although it's like, hmm, not as much of a burn because you guys literally just rated like how to hold a discussion about how we had sex. So yeah, so I appreciate the sentiment though. Yeah, what have been funny? It would have been funny. Last week. Yeah, last week. So cows also, I don't know that we can trust that. Oh yeah, we can't trust it because it came from the other girl who told me. So they thank Christopher Cooking

and Chris apologizes to Lexi, she doesn't care. And so they all go inside and sound like, that was a really good brunch. I'm gonna go make out with Cory for a sec because like we totally bought. So, all of that. Yeah, I'm excited for them. because like we totally bought. So, all of that. Gabby's like, I'm excited for them.

I think it's cute. And Maya goes, I love new love. Like, since when Maya? Maya is the epitome of someone who I feel like does not love new love. Maya's like, new love, boring, stupid. So Lindsay's like, yeah.

Cory and Sam, my only question is how, how am I gonna be guys like, this is how he was with Justin Vermont. So like, I was only there for two days and you guys were there for longer. So like, is he normally like, like, and Paige is like,

yes, he's like totally different with like, with like Sam, then like with whatever, the strange younger version of you was, like he just like leans in and he like kisses Sam and he's like more affectionate with Sam. He's not like deeply afraid of like what would happen to him if he pissed off young Lindsey.

You know what I'm saying? Oh no, I think it's Lindsey. So outside Sam and Cory are making out at the outside bar and cause like, guys, I guys right here So then this lounging by the pool time so there's Carl and Lindsay and Lexi and Andrea like double dating at the pool Yeah, and Andrea's like hello lovers a year ago. I never thought we'd be here Lexi's like so you guys you've been together how long? And Lexi's like,

Oh, my God, the summer of the 20s, it's staying. And I was, you have flashback to season one where Carl looks totally different somehow. Somehow Carl looks totally exactly the same and totally different at the same time. And Carl's like, y'all, the first one that went was, yeah, she was wearing like a blue dress. And then Lexi, in case you didn't know,

she was a model, goes, the first time I met Andrea, I was wearing a blue dress and then Lexi, in case you didn't know she was a model, goes, the first time I met Andrea, I was wearing a blue dress. Like, maybe it's a blue dress thing. Like, that's the thing. Like, if you wear a blue dress, like, that's the start of a relationship, you know, like, was there always an attraction? And Carl, like, yeah, for sure, there's totally an attraction. Like, the sort of attraction that's like so strong that you like date several several several other women first and then you got around to Lindsay, you know.

And then you date each other and break up and then you date some more people and you finally get together again. It's like that. It's like the notebook but then you like need another part. So like there's another notebook and that you need to need another part. So it's basically like the Trapper keeper. Yeah, that was a real mass movie. So with like a lot of dividers, yeah. So, so then we see clips of Carl going, oh, you're like a sister to me. But I want to have sex with him.

I'm a Lindsey guy. Even when Carl flights with me in front of my boyfriend, I'm like, am I hard? And I'll tell you a little, I can't help it. Like don't know ever. Ever. So Lindsey goes, okay, I have a question. Like from like, to perspective, like, when Andre,

I was trying to like, when you back, like, that was how you were feeling. So like, see, he's like, well, I didn't want to see him at all. And so I blocked him on everything. And like, I couldn't even, I couldn't like, face even seeing him, but like literally every weekend, I would run into him because like we only go to model events

and then he would like come up to me and like pour some. I was gonna say every weekend you ran into, you just happened to run into each other. They went to model parties. They went to model parties. That is like the, like we know there are parties that were the invite models. And so they always ran into each other at the model parties.

And she's like, yeah. So every week at Willamina's house, we'd run into each other. I know. I'd be around all these hot people, but he would come up and start pouring his heart out to me. And I gave him a chance, and I realized that was being really harsh, and he's also really hot.

And like, that was harsh for me. On my part, to do that. Oh, good job. I mean, like, so mean. And to like. To do that to somebody. Oh, good. I mean, like, so mean. And to like the money. And then like, I love it. It's like a fellow model.

I was being able to tell a model. Like, how can I even do that to someone? Models really have to stick together. We are the most independent race on the planet. OK, the model race. I wanted to share the story with you. So you guys understand my race. The model race. I wanted to share the story with you guys understand my race. The model race. Really? People misunderstand us so much. They don't realize how much we're picked

on in high school and how hard it is. Have people jealous of us all the time. Sometimes people say I'm not there cup of tea. And that's coded language for me being too beautiful for them. That's so wrong. That's so wrong. So yeah, she's crying. And when she's like, oh my god, she's crying. Let's see, you don't cry. Oh, it's all my fault.

I cried to muddles crying together Because I guess here to stand this end of joy because like we found our way back to each other It was so hard like We could have gone to like one party or that party each weekend But we both went to that party and we finally found each other Every week I could have wound up I Could have wound up in the arms of a Versace model and then what? And then what happens?

Or what if what if it was a hill figure model? What then? But luckily we made it made ourselves back to each other. I'd like this much better. Or Carl and the auntie are just like sitting there with their like comparatively homeliness. You know, Carl's like, oh, well, wow. Well, guess well, we've been crying all summer. We've been crying. Yeah, we quite a lot. We quite a lot. Oh my god, look, I have a selfie of us crying together. It's a

crazy. That weird, um, comparative crying moments that they have. You're like, yeah, we cried too. Yeah, it's totally normal. We cry because we're totally stable relationship too. We're so stable because, we cry too. Yeah, it's totally normal. We cry because we're totally stable relationship too. We're so stable because we cry. We also fans. You guys, fans. You guys are for a fan when you're doing the me come together dance. When Ninh Thie is doing one thing, does that like because these are wobbling. She starts doing that. I'm in. I love. Yeah, I love. You guys go together in a part. You go see that dance. That vibe. Build love you. I love you. You're going to go together in a part. You're going to see that dance. That's what I build out when you do it.

So my inquiry are on a floaty and my is like, so what's going on with you and sound? Of course, I like her. Just like like her, like her. Ooh, ooh, ooh. And why is she not saying the same thing? She's not here right now. So you just, you're talking right now. And she goes, okay.

So she's like, so what do you want her like with another dude? He goes, no. Oh, she goes, so it's not a conversation you're planning to have. He's like, uh, also what's the deal with your strangely manscape chests? Like, did you mean to have an island of hair right there? Oh, yeah, he didn't shave his chest this season. Also, he's wearing

white, he's wearing sand of all white nail polish. The season is he's got the full white nail polish. Thank you Pearls. So Lindsay's like, everyone, I'm sorry to announce this, but I have to go to the beach to pick up wood. I've got to pick up firewood. Apparently, it's a big up firewood. Like, she goes, I have to go to the beach to pick up. That was not a far. That was my watch vibrating on the desk. I'm very sorry. I hear it.

It's a message from Patreon. I'll put it over here. She goes, I have to go to the beach to pick up wood and then like she goes, firewood. Yeah. Firewood. Oh, okay. I don't know that made me laugh so hard. It's just like the funniest excuse to go to the beach. You know, like, yeah, I feel like, hmm, get, gather firewood. So I'm going to put on my maxi dress now. And

like, it's just like, yeah, I'm just getting firewood. So they're getting change and everything. And I'm gonna actually put on my beard a little bit because you never wanna look bad if you're collecting firewood. So I'll meet you in a bit. Yeah, I've got a community knob. So Kyle hugs him by the front door. He's like, you can do this, bro. And he's like, well, make this discreet.

See there. And so there's like, he's like, he's like, bro, you're a bro. You're a bro, you're a bro. And then he stretches like he's gonna go for a run. And he's like, he's rolling. You're wrong. You're wrong. I mean, I mean, he stretches like he's going to go for a run. And he's like, are you ready? Let's go get one. I'm so excited to go get one. He's like, after you, sweet man. I'm, are you driving sweet bams? Yeah. No, but you're like, I babes, so

like, you're more than one babe. You're more, you're like five babes. You like, they like, they like, they're like, you're like, you're like, John and babe plus babe. You know, I'm saying You're just like so many babes You're like babe to mom. So yeah, hey, let's go. They're fine. You're the you're like the dirty dozen babes You're like you're like fast and furious babe 10 you know, I'm saying fast and furious babe 10. You know I'm saying? So I think it's in the beats and then he goes,

oh, should we bring the firewood? And he's like, oh, yeah. It looks so pretty. We got all together babe. Yeah, we got one. It's just a wood. It's just a wood. And we'll get what?

That's what's gonna happen, babe. So then. So Maya Sam and Adam are by the pool. I don't know what that is. Maya Sam and Maya, Dan, Danielle. Danielle. So, Edmond. Maya's like, listen, that makes you,

like I think he wants to be exclusive. That man likes you. So I'm saying, I think he wants to be exclusive. And Sam's like, that's let, that is let. And Danielle's like, yes. Oh, sorry, I was speaking on your behalf. And I was like, yeah, let's go Sam, let's go. Yeah.

And my, my, my makes a joke that Danielle and her are gonna be at the altar for Sam and Corey. And Sam's like, oh my god, like do you think I'll like propose on Labor Day weekend? After we're done, fucking him on talk again. And my I was like, no, I think like Labor Day weekend is gonna be for someone else to propose. And Maya's like, no, I think like, Labor Day weekend is gonna be for someone else to propose. And Daniel's like, what?

Yeah, she goes, I think there's another ring that's been purchased. And then you go, um, you keep saying things like this, are you talking out of your ass or do you know something? She's, no, I don't talk out of my ass like other people do. But what do I, what I do do, she's, no, you have negative information,

you're not telling us about them, tell us everything. She's, okay, here's what I do do. Just no, you have negative information. You're not telling us about them. Tell us everything. Just, okay, here's what I do. I listen to conversations happening. Which I just love that when people are like, oh my god, you're so insightful. You're like, no, I just actually listen to when you're talking. Oh my god. I'm not self-absorbed. Not self-absorbed. So I just listen and I pick up on very obvious clues, you know? But we see a clip of her at the party when Carl is telling the guys, like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And so she actually overheard this and so she thinks it could be happening next week, which is a lairous because it's like a It's like a twist for Daniel when it actually is gonna happen. So Daniel goes, oh Well, then I would much rather not come next weekend if that's what's gonna happen Which I'm like I've been on Daniel's side, but I'm like also like

Listen, you can't say that you're in favor of these two like you can say it's going too fast And you can say this is like they have a rocky foundation because they're not like, they're playing house but they're not really dealing with their issues. I support that but then if they're going to get proposed, it'll be like, I prefer not to be here. Like be there. Like who cares?

Doesn't mean they're going to get a bad day too. You're going to have to have that day too. Here's a simpler way. She's an asshole. She's being an asshole. She's still an asshole. I can't see that she's probably hurt because she doesn't even know like how would she not know you know she's supposed to be Lindsay's best friend but that's why you shouldn't you know well she doesn't well that's the thing it's

like I think it's a it is hurtful that she doesn't know but it's further evidence that her friendship with Lindsay was never what she thought it was. It was a one-way street. It always has been a one-way street. And Lindsay has moved on to Carl. She doesn't need Danielle anymore. So I think that's a bit of a blow. There's always been a one-way street, but she's not going to call you and tell you, I'm getting married when you've been negative about it for the past three or four weeks. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I mean, like, again, I'm on Danielle side, but like, why would Dan, why would Lindsey call up Danielle to say, well, first of all, Lindsey doesn't know, but Carl wouldn't call up Danielle. Carl would absolutely not call up, because Carl also something like this would be, it's just for the bros, Matt. Just for the bros.

Danielle's just also a drama queen and would rather make this about her crying and having drama instead of her best friend having like her marriage moment. Because it already sex that someone already had their marriage moment on this show, like Kyle got a boat. He went out on sunset and they did all this stuff. Whereas Carl's like, well, I guess I'm going to do a big piece of that was all gathered firewood and then say it's actually tough for proposals.

I guess there's that. Right. got their firewood and then say it's actually tough for proposals. I guess there's that. Right, but they're already get that. Then they have you being negative about their relationship. So they don't have all this good stuff for their thing already. And now you're going to make it about use. You can go cry during their whole fucking thing. I don't know.

I didn't, I did not like this reaction for her. I thought this was a little ridiculous. So, so Daniel's like, cool. They can live happily ever fucking after. And so she walks away. But also, by the way, this is clearly because things are going to shit in her own relationship. So this is how she's projecting.

So now, Karlyn babes are walking on Babes Beach. Well, she said in an interview that her relationship was great at this time, but I don't know. Well, can't be that great. Yeah. Sorry. Agreed. So yeah. So they get to the they get to proposal beach. Yeah. It has a son and it says seven years. I'm mostly like seven years. What is the name of this beach? It's called seven year beach. That's like crazy. Thanks. Takes tons of a few beats to pick up on all the clues. Because then they walk by another like sign that says, oh, those frowns.

What? So it's just like best friends beach, like seven-year's beach, like seven-year's best friends beach. Like, I don't get it. They pass another sign that says taco contra. Oh my god, that's so weird. A seven-year-old on the beach who's got the best friend here. I've got a taco contra. Then they pass another sign that's so weird. A seven year old on the beam. Choose got the best friend here. Got a taco contract.

Then they pass another sign. It's like, big, big, big, big, big, big. My god, that signs this, babe so many times. I love you. Oh my god, I love you, Beige. That's so sweet of this, beige. Cool. So where's the firewood?

No, babe, look at like, like, add all the signs together, and then like see what it's trying to say. I don't get it. It's a beach. It's a beach. It's a beach. It's a beach. It's a beach.

So they get to the picnic. It's this beautiful set up picnic with candles and roses and flowers. I'm saying, bane. We have a little picnic. Well, we really haven't had the chance to break away from the group to do something special. Which is alive, by the way. That's literally what you do every single day. Every time you come to Summer House, it's like... That's true, but that's just like being in the bedroom, I'm being tired.

So, it's not really the same thing. So, I had something to set up for us. And she's, oh my God, we didn't even need a firewood. What if we had firewood? Should we get the firewood now? How about we get the firewood? It won't come out for the big neck, then we will have like the firewood done. So we don't have to worry about it

during the entire picnic. Oh, you have for us? No, babe. Babe, I cannot listen to what I'm saying. Like, there is no firewood, okay? Yeah, stand up for now. Stand up for now. Stand up for now. Okay.

I'm getting on in here. Oh my God. Here I go. Oh my God. Are you fainting? I'm going to believe. No, no, no, no. I'm not fainting.

Me. Oops. It's a half faint. It's a half. Are you on one knee or half? Okay, babes. Okay. Do you want me to put the firewood on that knee?

Is that what you're trying to say to me? Hold on. Let me take a selfie of me supporting you while you're falling to one knee. Um, take a dive right now, hashtag. Bibs, since the day I met you seven years ago, I knew you were going to be someone special in my life. I don't know how I didn't know why, but I knew as long as I fucked a lot of girls between now and then I'd figured out you're my best friend and my person and my lover my dad I'm like so excited to build a babes future my babes heart is raising bad Lindsay Dale Hubbard sir middle name Dale or Dale I think it's Dale is it's Dale right

Lindsay Dale Hubbard will you forever resist becoming a race car driver? Because that is exactly what your name sounds like. And instead, will you? Then they're firewood. Okay. Fine. Let's do it. No, no, no. No, no. You put your weight on me. Put your weight on me.

Put your weight on me forever. Carl. I'm a carl chip radkey. I can't even believe that you're asking me to sit underneath right now when you're just in the hospital, but I'll do it. Okay. What's what's next? I'm going to marry you a thousand times. And I was like, I know that you're saying that romantically, but the way that you two probably are going to end up being the bigger sins, you probably will have to get married a thousand. I know. These two are going to get married and divorced and break up and get back together. I marry and divorce and married and divorce.

They also do everything a thousand times like, big. I would walk to the moon a thousand times for you. My mom, I would gather, firewood, I'd never have you. Babe, I would marry you a thousand times. I would marry you a thousand times. I think these is because Y2K happens like in the generation that was freaking out about it. Yeah. And they're the Y2K generation.

Yeah, it's just a really big deal, but then I'm gonna turn it different thousand. All my metaphors have the Y2K vulganist. It's like, man, you haven't even seen the ring. She's like, oh my god, man, you made this a sponsored post. Yeah, man, forever, yes. Every kid begins with Carl. So she's like, I love you so much. I love you so much, babe.

I love you so much. I'm married with that. I'm just babe. So you're okay. Look at the ring. Look at the ring. Look at the ring. Stir out the ring a little bit.

Okay. Ha, ha. Then next week, Danielle is furious when she hears and cries that she wasn't included, despite the fact that she just got pissed at this then again on camera. And then Carl gets so mad, he's not like, no, no, not right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the whole fire would lie and then to be confronted by Robert about this like, I didn't even go to say it. She said yes. Okay. I want to turn. So there we go everybody. That brings us to the end of summer house. And thank you so much for being here. Um, I think we've only got a couple weeks left at this show. Right. It feels like because next week is Liberty, which is the traditional end. And they did not say next week on the season finale. So I I'm gonna say Carl yelling at the cameras is going to be the cliffhanger and then the episode after that is gonna be the season finale.

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