Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Wrong Side

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

Paige tries comes for Lindsay on this week's Summer House Reunion Part One, but no one answers. Making matters worse, Paige is sat on the wrong couch. Will she recover? Has anyone else on TV ever gone through something this painful? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef in space. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Brotho. I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. Happy in. Hey, hi Ronnie, how you doing? I'm like, you look right on the back. You look right, boy. I've already got my Vanderpump going because I went on Rose Pricks, the old podcast, the podcast I used to do, I should call it old. That sounds rude. You should, you should age a podcast, but I used to do a podcast

called Rose Holder on Bravo. Yeah. With Stephanie Wilder Taylor, I did the episode that comes out later today. We talked about Beverly Hills, the upcoming season. So go check that out. That was fun. Always love Stephanie and talking to the Pricks guy. But today we're we're talking about Bravo. It's a summer house reunion. Yeah. All big reunion big 55,000 people are sitting on the couches for this reunion. Huge. It's huge. Huge and fun and exciting.

I'm always so proud of Summer House, the little show that could, and now they have several, several sofas from Ashley furniture lining that stage. And also, like, was it me? I'm just thinking right now, I don't think there was a whole rigmarole as we've gotten the past few reunions of like,

hey, we've transformed this soundstage into the volleyball court where we came in in October Amanda you know. No this one then just took a part in the door's house and just kind of plastered it all over the warehouse walls. Yeah. It's not a concept. Yeah so summer house thanks to everybody who came out to take a seat last night over on Spotify live. That was really fun. It's always fun to talk to you guys every Monday night on that. And we do that at 7 p.m. Pacific, 10 p.m. Eastern. It's our live show. The Colin show. So fun talking to you guys and laughing with you guys in the comments. So thanks for coming.

Everyone else, check that out. Also our bonuses are super fun. This week was Top Chef, Gales and Space. This is a super fun, long ass bonus talking Top Chef. And we're doing two videos this week. I'm guessing they're going to be the housewives because Beverly Hills comes back this week. And then that is followed by Real House Wars of reunion of New Jersey reunion.

Part two. So if you want videos, if you like this better, you want to see Ben's hotness join us on crowd. Oh god. You can find all that on Patreon and that's enough of that. Let's talk about summer house. Whoa, it's a union day. Whoa. Let's have summer house house. Whoa, it's reunion day. Whoa. Let's have summer house people have to walk.

They have to enter every location to just remind themselves that they're still young and it's totally fine that they're still all alcoholics. Like, whoa. Yeah. And like what's fun about the summer house reunion is that Bravo shows tend to fall into two camps. You're either a real housewives show or you're like a young and show or you're a below deck. But like the young and shows are funny because Andy doesn't really care about them in the same way. So he doesn't mind being an asshole to them and he also does not visit them when

they're in glam. Like they're all just there, like, in some haunted house, doing their makeup and like Andy does not do his walk, they're like, hi, I really am excited for today. They're just like on their own in these dusty rooms. True, I think Andy is terrified that a housewife is gonna text him and call him and yell at him if he doesn't kiss their ass, but none of

the people from these other shows have his number. You know, so he's like, you just forgive his shit. Yeah. So everyone's just doing their hair and makeup and everything and it looked like everyone got a spray tan for this reunion too, especially, I mean, Carl. Some, okay, Carl looks to me crazy. He looks like, I don't know, didn't really feel, I'm saying didn't even know, it's just you.

But like, did you feel this way? He's in like his past self laser and his really spray tan, he's also kind of getting gaunt. So, but he also has this beard. He kind of looked like he's selling a legal real estate or something or has like a real estate scam or is up to something wrong in Miami.

Did you get that vibe or is that just me? Well, I have a general makeup vibe. This is the cheapest makeup staff they've ever had. I don't know if they told the staff, go look at the stage and they had different lighting on the stage, but I think you're right that across the board, no one looked, especially to me, Danielle, came off the words.

Yeah, Carl did have a little weird. You, those guys, I feel like they're usually like golf type guys and they've always got like white lips. Yeah. Yeah. He was like that. You know, like why are your lips white? You know, there was something just weird about it. Like not crusty, just weird looking like the wrong color.

And I think it was a dark base foundation, whatever. And the girls really suffered. Because the girls, when they came into the reunion, they were like, oh my god, look at this glamorant. Oh my god, glam. And they were also excited to get their hair and makeup done. And then they came out looking like that. And I was like, well, you poor things.

Bravo really just gave you all the priv left overs. Yeah. Bravo is basically like, okay, we have a mirror wall and we put down about seven little soft pads so you can kneel in front of the mirror and do your own makeup. Here's a spot where you can put your makeup back and good luck and we have a fluorescent light for you. Yeah, I didn't turn out well. And like you said, the set, it wasn't like any extensive thing. It was just kind of a summer house type thing. Yeah. Like when they walked in and Sierra goes,

oh my god, I have that carpet. It's like, yeah, well, that's how much effort they're putting into this. You know? Well, Sierra has the same carpet. You know, you guys have gone wrong. Like make an effort, okay? Yeah.

So I think the first thing that was really notable to me was that when Andrea arrived, he arrived with none other than the famous, Alex, yeah. Alex is my girlfriend and she's coming to the real, yeah, nah. I was like, wow, the Lexxie in the flesh and blood. Here in front of the Bravo cameras,

I never thought this day would happen. And she doesn't, she looks so different from what we've seen. I mean, we've only seen an Instagram photo of her and Andrea together where he fell in love, but then didn't realize that on that every thing that's up all over the world feelings. I'm not sure how to, I don't have a feeling that. So we see that picture, but then she shows up to this reunion, all like bleach blonde and I don't know, it looks like it went to her head before she even got on TV if that

makes any sense. She just looks like she's finished a season and then decided I'm going more MTV for this show, but she hasn't even been on the show yet. Yeah, I was a little sad because I had actually created my entire, I realized at that moment that I had created an entire persona and life for Lexi. Like I felt like she worked at a museum. Like maybe she's on the curating staff and she was sophisticated and she had like lowered her standards for one day to go on a date with a male model and all her friends Like don't go on a date with a male model. It's like I'm gonna do it

And then she's like oh, I had a connection and then like he dumps her and he's like this is what I get and she goes back to her life of like dating guys in academia and the museum world And then I saw her I was like oh, oh no, this is yeah, this is actually what it I was with you I actually kind of thought that too. I was like, wow, he met somebody who's too classy and smart to be dating some model of you. And then she got talked back into it or whatever, but then she showed up and I was like,

oh, I think my cousin made out with her at Moonlight Bowl in all past so. You know, Skylines. So I don't know, but you know who knows, but she's, you know, they're very kissy and huggy and stuff and she's like, you're gonna be great honey. And then Carl and Lindsay, who I'm still not really buying, sorry, I know that everybody's totally loving this

and shipping this. I still don't really buy it because they do things like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, things like babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. It's like to do sheep trying to communicate while also having strange surgery performed on them. And so, yeah. It's like one's getting like a colonoscopy and one sheep is getting like it's nails done.

But, Oh, you're sure it looks great, Paul. You look great, by the way. I already see that reading card. Like I already see a sheep saying that. Like this is already a shoebox reading. You look great, by the way. You look great. Like that's gonna be new crap and it's just gonna be a sheep. And it says you look great, by the way. You look great. Like that's gonna be New Crappens merch. Just give you a sheet. That says you look great by the way and I'm not even joking. So I'm not gonna be laughing at that all day long.

You look great by the way. Bob why? So, Bacar walks in and he's like, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, and then of course, Lindsay pulls a new jurors and she goes, there he is. I was like, really even you Lindsay, wow. Yeah, it's addictive.

I'm telling you So They're all talking about the reunion is here. It's gonna say her piece, okay, and page is like. Oh, yeah Today is the day to swatch everything and just keep it moving. Oh page. Oh, page. I don't think page sees what's coming No page really came into this thinking she's Sandra Bullock and You're like Liam Lockin, you know what I mean? Like it's not it's not gonna end up wealthy I was just trying to think of someone from a Sandra Bullock Who's like the opposite of Sandra Bullock and my mind went to Liam Lockin. Why?

You know Rowland maybe Gina Rowland and Gina Rowland and Hope Clothes were We're just Gina Roland and General Roland. She doesn't have to be in a Sandra Bullock. Yeah, we don't have to put her in this. Okay, so how about you think you're coming in as Sandra Bullock, but you're coming in really as like an Allie sheety character. You think you're coming in as Sandra Bullock,

but you're coming in as Dom Deloise. You're right. Okay, like. Oh, it's really like, it's a really missed the target. So by the way, this is all great promotion for Winterhouse because I feel like I've already seen some people speculating online and also in my brain saying like, what happened in Winter House? That page is so mad at Lindsay right now.

Like, what happened? I'm ready for it. Yes. And then I saw a comment that Lindsay made on an Instagram post about that. People saying like, yeah, the rumors are that in Winterhouse, Lindsay and Paige go at it and they can't talk about it. And that's why Paige won't look at Lindsay or whatever. And Lindsay commented, yeah, I keep seeing speculation about that.

But we actually got along really great in Winterhouse. So, you know. So that means they did have a fight that Lindsay didn't realize she was in a fight, which is also on brand. I thought we were actually getting along really well. So, Lindsay is like, well, I'm hopeful that people who have watched, have watched, like, how they've acted

and can take full responsibility and that's what I'm hopeful for. And then, And then, Yeah, that too. So that coming out of Lindsay's mouth is hilarious because he's just still confused why anybody's mad at her.

She's like, huh? She looks like shell shot. Yeah. And then, we see Kyle, Kyle is doing this look. He's got this sort of like aggressive tall collar, but he also has sort of a mullet, that's sort of not a mullet. It's like, it's mullet ready. of a mullet, but sort of not a mullet. It's like, it's

mullet ready. Like the mullet hasn't, he thought of growing up a mullet, but he thought of it too late, so it hasn't really grown in. So he has sort of like a, you're doing like a foe hawk, but where the mullet is supposed to be, if that makes any sense. Yeah, it's like a doctail. It's like, it's like almost like, it reminds me of like a soccer player. Yeah, that's interesting. No, actually. Amanda looks like a mermaid, by the way. Amanda looks like a mermaid without the tail.

Her hair is wet. She's wearing a very, very slinky outfit. I think it's like, I've been seeing a lot that like the late 90s and early 2000s are back. Crop tops are in again. And I think that she's like doing that correct me because I really cannot speak with authority on fashion, but that's what I'm sensing.

But she looks ultimately like a mermaid who just crawled out of the ocean. A fleshstone to mermaid. Yeah. And then yeah, I don't really know how any of them dress. I just noticed that the makeup was crazy. And that Alex and Andrea, Andrea had kind of chipmunk cheeks. I key looked Yeah, we're I don't know if he got new teeth put in. I don't know what the hell was going on with him

But he was talking funny and his teeth looks weird and he was sniffing a lot So not really sure what was going on with him. It was pretty odd Alex looks like his makeup was cray cray too And Alex, you know people are coming into reunion, really loving Alex because he made his Haunt-de-Sivic comment or whatever. That's literally all he said the entire time. His only other addition to this was eating a sandwich, which they seemed to love. Yeah. Alex looked like he was borrowing a suit for the first time in his life. He looked a little uncomfortable. It sort of had like a little big on him or something. Something was like, he reminded me of like, little kids when they have to wear a suit. Like, that's for like that. I'm not feeling comfortable. And then Carl and Alex are actually wearing the

same suit. A different pants actually, but same sort of like, light blue blazer. So, oh, whoa, we're wearing the same suit. Cory's right now. Okay, we're on the contrary. Oh, let's kick some fucking ass one, two, three. I'm sober. Okay, great guys. And of course, Danielle is first on set. I'm like, Danielle, you know, come on. Like make him wait a little bit, Danielle. She's like, hi, it's me, Danielle one first.

So she comes out and, yeah, and he's like, wow, you look cute and remind me who you are again. And Lindsay's like, oh my god, Andrew Joseph. Hello, I got it right. And he's like, yes, Lindsay, you got it right. And Carl does like the, he does his thing that he loves doing, which is like excessive gentlemanly behavior. He saw he goes up and like, shicks Andy's hand with like that really gentlemanly determination and he goes, hey, good to see you. How are you?

You look great by the way. And I'm also sober. I can say that now, because I'm 50 months sober. You look great by the way. Oh, and Paige is sat in first chair, which means something in housewives. I'm assuming it means something here, but Paige is right next to Andy on her side of the couch, and she sat right next to Lindsay, and she

just goes, Oh, I feel like we're really close. And she's like, we are. And then Paige just starts to slowly melt down. And melt down in the completely non-emotional way a flesh bot would, you know, she just looks a little more like maybe the light has been turned too low and her eyes are opening way too high in a robotic way to get more light into the circuits. I'm not really sure, but you just see here a slowly stocked, get chipped away at. Yeah, it's a weird, I think that the producers

had like a weird puzzle for the seating Because you would think that it like you have Kyle and Amanda in first position on stage right and then you have Right that stage right and then you have no that's audience right audience right. Sorry. Oh audience right So then you have then you have, then you have, I'm surprised that Lindsey, I need this to be correct for our community. No, no, I'm always getting it backwards. I'm always getting it backwards. Okay. So stage right is when you're on the stage, as to your right. Okay, audience right is when you're in the audience. Okay. So audience left, you would think that Lindsey would be in first chair with Carl next to her. So

it's weird that it was that. I don't know. I guess maybe if it's how swivecy would think it would be Lindsay in one and Sierra in the other because they were the main fight this season. Yeah, but I feel like you put nope you have to have Kyle because Kyle and Amanda are Kyle has seniority and Kyle and Amanda had the wedding. So they're going to be first seed. You think Lindsay would be first seed also and you think it'd go like Amanda, then Paige, then Sierra, and then maybe Maya, and then I think that like, yeah, it's sort of weird.

I would feel like Luke would then be on the other side. It is weird. It's weird. I don't know why it was done the way it was, but I think that page was really pissed that she wasn't with her crew, and she was really pissed that she couldn't spend the entire reunion making little Assides to like Amanda and Sarah right and so she was cut off.

I'll sign comments and she got pissed. Yeah, because that's where most of her work is done. Page is mounted to your face kind of a person. She can be. I'm not saying that she never does it to your face, but pages golden moments are all behind your back or as a snide aside. And listen, I'm a personality who really rolls around to snide aside. I get it. But yeah, she's like a little fucking kid. You know, you could see that she was mad because she couldn't whisper to her little friends and get their support and all that stuff. Yeah, it was a strange choice. I really, I still don't really understand what I did and have a page on that side and just move Luke over to like, next to Alex or something.

It's weird. I loved it. I thought it was, and whoever came up with it, it's brilliant because I never would have thought that's how it's gonna go, but it just pissed page off to the point where she came off looking like the ultimate villain. I mean, she's really getting hammered on Twitter

and I'm cracking up. She deserves every bet of it. And it's funny watching her be forced to sit next to Lindsay and Lindsay doing that thing that Lindsay does best, where she acts like a cuckoo, all like just a nut job, all season long, but then acts totally normal when she's confronted. And that's, I think the power move of Lindsay.

She can act crazy, but when somebody else acts crazy, she does the, oh my God, where are you talking so loud? Can we go, yeah. Paige had the uncomfortable look of a child who is forced to sit with her mom when all her friends are at a function. And it makes sense because it's like Lindsay and Paige. It's like it's like the two generations there. You have Paige and then you have this dear sweet elderly lady Lindsay next to me and I'm just so embarrassed. I can't be with all my

classmates mom. Well, welcome. It's me, Adi Joseph-Colon had another sizzling season, as you can see. Now that the cast all looks like we've jerkyed. Slatter on your SPF and let's go, Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Kyle! Kyle, I'm happy that you take Kyle's last name. Don't even throw it about it! She's like, no, I didn't, but I'm still Mrs. Kyle.

Bades did Craig give you advice on how to act during a reunion. I hope not to do the fucking disaster of a human being. Because no, it's usually all about Craig. So no, today I had to take my own advice, which was to scrim a lot, throw my eyes a lot, and get mad and bring up stuff from four years ago. Thanks. But he is on TV. So he's been on TV a little longer than me. So I just don't say anything. I let him have his way. And be Carl and Lindsay. Do you have a couple name?

And Lindsay's like, well, people have thrown things out there like and Karkas. Carl Lindow. And my I goes, um, who's Linda? I think they should be named Hublito. Hublito. I like Hublito actually or Lido House. Hublito is nice. That's cute.

Hublito. But they did. Someone did come up with a good one, Rad House. I think that's a pretty. Rad House. Hopefully they did. Someone did come up with a good one, Rad House. I think that's a pretty. Rad House. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's some of the things that feels like weird to me about that, Rad House. Rad House. It's like two. It sounds like it's literally like a dorm on a college. It sounds like a laser tag place in a mall, like a pop-up laser tag place. Like next to the spirit of Halloween. Yeah. Which also would have been a pop up laser tag place. Like next to the spirit of Halloween. Which also would have been a good couple name for them.

We're not afraid of Halloween. So Sierra, how's life in New York? Or she's like, oh, much better, Andy, much better now. That nurse I went to lunch with Threaten to Murder Me if I ever called her again. Otherwise, it's been great. Uh, and he asked her what her bagel order is and she's like, Oh, it's in everything bagels scooped out, Andy. Yeah. Am I supposed to like you now? I know.

And really you scoop out a fucking bagel. Get out. I will. Yeah. I will not be nice with any bagel scooper. It gets worse. She goes, I like in everything bagel scooped out with jalapeno cream cheese sometimes wait so sometimes it's just a scooped out bagel with nothing on it. Come on Sierra.

Come on. Come on. Because you could be the mayor. I don't know with that man really. Um, so but I don't think that he likes the mayor or he used to not like the blazio. I don't know what Eric, I don't know if Eric Adams is a scooper or not, but that's something that we'll have to, we'll have to circle back on that never. So, he's like, well, I don't really remember anything about that lady over there, but hey, you like fine-charned, right?

She's like, oh, yes, Andy, I'm so glad to be. I was the first one here. Ah, yes, still the really okay, Alex. Ah, thanks. By the way, of course, this is, of course, Andy, like puts her on the spot about her sad startup app, which is like, did you use your app to assemble your outfit? She's like, no, actually, my app's not, it's not ready.

I'm like, wow, these kids on Summer House really got to work on their coordinating, the launch of their companies with being on TV. Okay, you have a very specific window. Get your ducks in a row, people. Yeah, for real. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and sc... Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts, you can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So, uh, Abby's like, Alex, what's more nerve-wracking, your first reunion or try to get your arms into a normal size suit from Burlington Co. Factory. Tell me. He goes, um, I think there's like a little less teeth involved here. Okay, that's hilarious.

Another thing that's hilarious, the only way we could get Alex to appear on the reunion was to leave a trail of ground turkey from his doorstep to this couch. Yeah, I'm the toothy kiss was about Sierra. So Andy is, uh, it brings up Luke syrup and he's like, what else you've been tapping Luke? Looks like more than maple trees they can tell you that. My guitar. Oh, I love to tap along when I strum the guitar. Oh, that's so fun. I'm tapping everything right now. Oh, and also several women I've inserted my penis near for ginas. So really love tap taping with my tools and jewelry, which you can find, you know, as you eat your syrup, you know, you can have some nice jewelry,

drink your syrup, you know, tap some nasty Andy. Just rented tap with Greg Reigns. I watched that while I was tapping to Matthew Andy. Okay. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do he goes get him buddy. Okay, thanks, Lance. So these weekends got messy and more ways than one everybody. He's like, trust me, I can still smell your house. And then we see that Andy showed up to the summer house on Labor Day. And was like, those breakfasts, how many people were you're a hundred of the scouts? This is disaster. They're spoiled fully. But it's disgusting. It was like, um, it was just, he just had his hands on his hips

and just was looking from room to room and he was totally unshaving. He looked like, like someone just had this idea as he was passing by. Like, Andy, you should go in there. He's like, okay, I'll do it. And he's like at a wrinkled shirt like, wow, you guys are swabs. Look at you. Somebody called tap of the coffee. This is disgusting.

So Carl from Burlington, Carl Burlington from Coat Factory. Wow, it's really on my mind today. Since you mind that Sierra and Paige do absolutely nothing at the house Except stinking up with God knows whatever is the hell is in their room. Oh, so Thanks, so smell it Yeah, well, you know, they do clean up at times, but I do think the consistency of it. It's like a little fresher I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. It doesn't look great by the way

do you think the consistency of it is a little frustrating? I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. It doesn't look great, by the way. Do you care to gum it, Pade? And she's like, I have helped set up and clean up for every party we've ever had. So, I'm gonna do it that, that, that with my voice. So, hold on.

Mm. Got it? Okay, great. Yeah, and then Luke is just shaking his head. And then Sierra's like, yeah, and I've cleaned up and I've set up But like I'm not keeping score. So you know, yeah, I did it one and a half times basically Yeah, people don't keep score at things that they don't

Excel, you know what I mean? Yeah, of course you're not keeping score. You suck at it. You would lose Sandy's like well, uh, Bob from old-saxis, Lindy, Lindy gave you the hardest boner you've ever had Kyle. Okay, that's crazy talking about Munching Boxes. Amanda, would it bother you to know the hardest boner he got? With now with you.

She's like, well, if you wanna think about Lindy to help get it up, I'm okay with that Kyle. Well, would you ever consider bringing it another woman to help Kyle realize an even harder boner and also instead of another woman, what if it were me just throwing things out there? I don't know, it's Bipollin. Yeah, and Amanda's like, yeah, but if you want to think of me and Lindsey having girl on girl, that's hot.

Like, shut up Amanda. Talk about somebody who's never going to make you a sandwich. It's a man. Yeah. Yeah. So then Andy's like, well, while all the housemates came and read and turned up the heat, no one was more prepared. Land Lindsey from a serious start to a series of suitors. Hot hub summers certainly got the weatherman on their toes. Let's, and on their valve tracks. All right, let's get into the sexy, sexy clip. I had a miscarriage. Like, what the hell are you?

I know. What the hell kind of lead up to a miscarriage? Montage. What's that, geez. I know, and so we get like a montage of Hot Hub Summer. And you know something we have not talked about for the past like six weeks or eight weeks. In the previous leads and also in this montage, every time they show Lindsey saying, it's a Hot Hub Summer.

They show this one shot of her walking by the pool where she's sort of like doing like a chicken walk and she throws her hand up and goes, Why? I like every week. Every week she does the Waa. And they showed it again here. It is the funniest thing. That it's like such a classic Lindsay noise. Yeah.

And so we come back and Lindsay's like, you know, this summer was so therapeutic because I have definitely shared everything in the past six years. And if I can help somebody, I'm gonna help them. Do you know how many people are getting sandwiches made for them? Because they have finally spoken over them those. That's a hot house.

And then Andy, one thing that is funny is there's a lot of Twitter questions. And so Andy has to read these Twitter handles and watching him get through them is funny. He's like, okay, B-L-T-E-T-E-H. Andy has to read these Twitter handles and watching him get through the miz funny is like okay B-L-T-E-T-E Hey! Oh, I was just thinking of the ones that went on here, who's mashing their keyboard?

Okay, B-L-T-E-T-E tweeted, do you think your miscarriage was the trigger that led to hot home summer? Ha! Yeah, and she's saying, well, you know, my life could have gone completely differently. And so I guess so, you know, but I decided she's like, I'd assigned him. Instead, I was going to do something different this year. And instead of getting attached to one person, I mean like 20 people to get attached to

and get like shit about. He's like, wow, good answer. Good answer. Amanda, why were you concerned about Lindsay when everybody knows you really hate her guys and you've never been concerned about her in your life? What about that? Yeah. Man, it's like, well, I think that it was just going from guy to guy.

If you like, there was like, there was so much investment in each relationship, you know? And he's like, yeah, it wasn't a little frenetic. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. And Lindsay's like, yeah, that was a little frenetic. I'm not gonna, not gonna lie. And then he's like, why do everything 100% okay, even dating, even making sandwiches, even making sandwich requests 100% what? Well, you know, like it was a little weird like watching it because like, especially like being together,

but like, we watched the season together and like, I have to say, the like, more than most on this program on television Right now She really bears it all so here's the lens eight. Let's all say it here's the ones eight together one I'm sober I'm sober not gonna lie. I'm sober not gonna lies his buzz his buzz phrase also It's like not gonna lie look at the oil not to lie. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, eyebrows raised by hot summer Amanda your eyebrows are still raised please stop putting gel in them just because TikTok is telling you to. I love that a problem. I'm hate just like I mean yeah because like she was acting different. I mean normally she's like just this old lady that I hate in house and this year she was like this old lady I hate in house totally different really weird. Like did you ever see cocoon like one moment

It's like Jessica Tandy being an old lady and then another moment. She's like having fun and dancing and the next thing You know no one's paying attention and she's off in another planet So like I just don't want Lindsay to go a different to a different planet. That's all Lindsay for breeze from in my pants says let's talk about the double standard Why is it okay for a guy to have multiple lookups, but you are slutshamed. And she's like, yeah, I mean, look, Luke, who sings the linda ones asking him about, okay, stop obsessing about Luke fucking people. This is the fifth time you've brought up Luke. There are other people fucking plenty of people. Stop slutshaming Luke. Also, can we just, the term slutshaming

is slutshaming? Can we stop calling people with the sex life sluts in general. Can we call it like some other kind of shaming? I don't like the word slut shaming. I like the word slut. I especially like the word slute, you know, for both men and women in general. I'm an old bachelor recapper, after all, but I don't like the word slut shaming. Okay. Are you slut shaming? Is that what you're saying right now? Yeah, I word slut shaming, okay? Are you slut shaming?

Is that what you're saying right now? Yeah, I'm slut shaming, okay? Well, you know, let's stop dissing people with our please don't diss this person requests. I actually don't think there was a huge amount of slut shaming for Lindsay. I mean, yes, there was that moment where Paige said that it was like a brothel but we'll get into that in a moment. But I think that, I think it's actually a pretty reasonable thing that like Lindsay went through

something traumatic and then it's like going through a string of men who she's very, very invested in and then almost done with them. And I think it's okay to have like a check-in moment, although we've obviously discussed this and you know like the degree to which it was a sincere check-in is another issue. But like I actually did not really feel like it was too slut-jamming because I think they're used to it. It's not that different from what she does every summer. When she said,

Yeah, my thing was just so mad it doesn't care about her. She just wanted to throw miscarriage in her face a lot. And so, speaking of, here we go again. So, she's like, Well, Luke is single. No one's asking you about his hookups and Paige goes, Luke didn't have a miscarriage. Fuck you. Stop bringing that up and throwing that in someone's face. like, well, Luke is single. No one's asking about his hookups and page goes, Luke didn't have a miscarriage.

Fuck you. Stop bringing that up and throwing that in someone's face. That's terrible. It's disgusting. I just... Actually, to be fair, I did hook up with someone named Joanna Carriage. So she was technically a miscarriage

that I did have at that moment. So I don't know. I almost made her a miscarriage. But you know what? And just not ready. We're just friends. We're not there yet. So then Lindsay is, she's like, um, she goes, Oh, what is that? I don't know anything. And so Paige is like, like, well, did it have something to do with it?

Like, are you okay? I'm asking because it's always important to check in with your elders, you know, especially someone I obviously care about. By the way, I won't even look at you, and I shrug and roll my eyes every time you even breathe. Yeah. And a man is like, no one is slutschaming you. We're just generally shaming you.

And you're a slut. It's like two things are happening at one time, Kyle. That would actually have been a winning argument. So then when he goes, okay, why are you yelling? Let's calm down. Which is hilarious. My soap paper is like, I'm you, I'm the last person. That's how anybody, it's a calm down.

Do you know what it's like to write a note in class and you pass it to your friend only to discover? It's not your friend sitting next to you, but your mother, do you understand that? That's what I'm going through right now. When you're allowed to name people one after the other, after the other lensing, okay, we get it. Like Dixer, like the tea right at Disneyland for you.

I just think that it's like normal for a friend who's never witness that before. They ask you about it. And my, who my, no one is asking you to join this click of mean assholes. And I do not like to see them. This is besides the fact that I still haven't got my cookies. Okay. I'm putting that aside.

Well, there hasn't been a drop, Ron. I, okay. This is not cookie bitterness. This is just general bitterness. Don't jump onto the wrong team. I I'm rooting for you Like don't start finding everybody's battles for them. I feel like Maya is actually probably the most well-adjusted person on that stage So I have total faith that her her her battles that she's jumping into are our fully thought through I hope I'm going to back you Maya right now. I'm just trying to get Ronnie's cookies. Let's be honest

Whatever through I hope I'm going to back you Maya right now. I'm just trying to get Ronnie. It's because he's just trying to get it. It's in whatever I dream is bad. The dream is bad. So she I just put Maya's doing the girls dirty work lame ass I had high hopes and Danielle says, well the amount of comment is one thing but the brothel comment is another thing. Oh brothel. You know the most offensive thing about the brothel comment is that it's so old-timey. It's like, I know. You came back from the saloon to run a brothel. It's like, why do you have to make her from the 1800s, you know? Call it a warehouse like the rest of us. Or a, or a, or a delo. How about that? So then, um, so, and you're like, yeah, you did it call the house a brothel. And Bater's like, yeah, you did it, call the house of Brothel. And Paige was like, yeah, I did. And I had to do it Austin.

And I don't care who you do more to be inside you Lindsay. And he goes, wow, that's specific. So Paige is like, you know, it had to do with you claiming to like Austin the night before and then obviously not because he brought home a guy the exact same night. So like, so basically, yes, you're slushed, I grew up. Yes, I mean, I like pizza and I will eat ice cream sometimes in the same night. Shut up, crage, shut up.

Okay, nobody asked you. You can like two things at one time, which you should know as you were, as Luke brings up later, you did the same thing. So, bad day. So Lindsay's like, wow, I came out of the summer thinking page and I connected, and we had more fun. And pages like that is wild. Like that, that's wild. So shrug our role. So Carl's like, well, guess what? I'm not gonna lie. You came

up to it, prom, and you guys had a moment like a song TV or remember, remember? And then we do see that clip of the thing, I love you. I love you. I love you. And they hug at the prom. Because like, you know, the difference is page is the difference. Pages is that you behind closed doors are different and like they're continuing to do the same thing you've done for three summers in a row. Not gonna lie, doesn't look great by the way, but I'm still sober. Oh, yeah, you played two games.

You do. You played two games. Just like Carl, I knew you wanted to defend her the whole time, but she can talk for herself. You don't even bring your relationships with the show. I mean, the first one you brought to the show was Craig Sout. So, please, Carl, what did you do this summer? He's like, oh, I had a great fucking summer. Yeah.

Yeah, I remember when I woke up early and went jogging. That was great. Remember when I meditated? That was great. Hey, I'm sorry. Are you full from all the postmates I ordered for everyone? Thank you, and you're welcome. She also, I love Paige feeling that she, like,

being some guy who also being Christian Cavalry is like doing something for the show. Like wow, like I mean, I did something. What did you do? Yeah. I love your storyline. So we're so bravo. Okay. What was your story? I was like wow. Okay. You know, listen, we might be thinking it, but you don't say that to a sober person. You're point out, girl. Yeah, that's right. That's such a good call. And then Andrea, Andrea at his first reunion is a little overwhelmed. You just see him at one point, like lean over to Alex and go, it's a little uncomfortable.

I'm like, I get used to it, Andrea. Yeah. So then Andy, as Lindsay, was there anything said behind her back this season that she saw on TV that she didn't like? And she's like I mean no see her calling on bravo I was confused my dad She says okay, that was a harsh word it had nothing to do it had to do with you liking Austin and then you flip thought okay

It was very confusing and looking like yeah, cuz you know you did that with Craig Andrea Yeah, you were seeing one but also seeing the other and Sierra says yeah, she wasn't even sleeping with Andrea, though. So that's like totally different. Guess she was. They said it on TV. They said on TV that they were, I guess it's like she said that you sleep with people like paid. Yeah. Page said, I was not sleeping with Andrea over the summer. She said that she, that she gave a time for him. Now? And Craig wasn't at our house. So I like when people make up rules, what's like brothel behavior and what's not.

Like, okay, it's like you can do time but nobody else can, is my general point. But I guess she's saying that she wasn't because she was sleeping with Andrea. According to her timeline, she was sleeping with Andrea a little bit after winter house. And then Craig was interested, so she ghosted Andrea totally. Right? Yeah, which by the way, all of it is fine to do. It's totally fine.

It is fine to do. I agree with you. Yeah, as it is totally fine for Lindsay to be doing whatever she's doing, she's doing her crazy hijinks, you know, it's actually hilarious. It's actually great that she's doing it because it's so deeply entertaining to watch. And in fact, Lindsay offers up this piece of information in case anyone was wondering she goes, Oh, well, I haven't slept in Austin in over four years. Uh, she's like, she's like,

I just got my four-year chip from being Austin sober. Uh, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So Andy's like, well, while Lindsay was keeping things wild, Carl was keeping things mild. But while somebody looks good on him, it wasn't always easier. So we got the Carl segment up and being sober and he's like, you all been sober for 15 months. And he's like, well, how much, now that Carlos sober, he's like, Kyle, how much was Carl on asset to lover boy?

Can you just tell us some good stories and then really fucking things up? Now that he's sober, it's cool, you can do it. Yeah, and I was kind of disappointed because the intro to this segment was, while sobriety looked good on him, it was not always easy to wear, I thought it was going to be about like Carl's white pants being stained with wine or something. Like, I didn't know it was going to be like sobriety's hard. But come on, I need to hear, I need the white

pants storyline. Where's that? So Kyle's like, this is the definition of a 180. Okay. I'm just, I'm so proud of him because it did become a liability. I'm not going to lie. Hey, I just said, you're right. I just did your phrase, Carl. So Amanda's like, yeah, now we can just do what he's good at, which we still aren't totally sure about it, but whatever he is good at, he's not going to fuck it up in the same way. Yeah, he's even going out of town without me now. You know, like, I used to have to go out of town with him and he's going to cities without me and he's crushing it. And he's like, well, you might be becoming the liability now. Did you ever feel the tables were turned? And Carl's like, you know, I was sober this summer page, by the way, so I just, I hope you know, that's like, you know, I was sober this summer page, by the way. So I just, I hope, you

know, that that's like important to me. And she goes, Oh my God, Carl, I wasn't coming to get your sobriety. He's like, well, like it hurts my feelings, like to take a page out of the Kyle Richards handbook for being the biggest victim. Um, but that was mean. Um, I have children. So, but you said I didn't bring anything, but you know, I was sober. And she said, but you said that I didn't bring a boyfriend. So if you're going to come at me for that, I'm saying, what, what did you bring? You didn't bring anybody out of relationship. Look, I would never come at your sobriety.

And it's so rude to say that. How dare you say that to me on Passover. I actually wouldn't. I'm trying to call Richard to me that. How dare you say that to me on Passover. I actually went in. Trying to carl Richard to me back. You're such a fucking liar, Carl. Carl, so then Carl's I'm just saying, well, and Daniel, I'm not saying just because I'm not quite Daniel. So then Carl goes, well, I heard a very powerful summer. It was a very powerful summer for me to go to

this experience, though, during getting on a much stronger for it. But I also think I can inspire my friends and others to look at their relationship with alcohol in a healthy way. So yeah, I'm in that phase of my recovery where I'm going to try and make it all of you guys sober too. So enjoy that. I just want everybody to know, you know, you may feel hopeless hopeless But like there's a pot at the end of the rainbow and there's like a blonde lady in it holding an open-front roll demanding turkey and mayonnaise So you can do it guys you can do it and Paige just rolls her eyes like I'm selling over it I know. She's not the dude. And so Andy goes, pitch your body language is wild. I mean, you're facing just like a way from Lindsay.

And page is like, I feel awkward even being on this side. Like, this is the loser couch, and I'm not comfortable being here. Okay, I do not like, and I do not subscribe, and I am not smashing any buttons for this couch. Yeah, to be honest, like nobody's sitting on this side even likes me except for like, she kind of waves her hand. She's like those two guys at the end. Of course there's like two impossibly good looking guys like me, but like what else is known, right? And one is like, that's not true. Carl has been yelling at me the whole time. And like, I don't even have a beef with Carl page. I mean, I'm't even have a beef with Carl. Page. I mean, I'm just gonna be this, I love that page

just whips out victimhood, but page seems like she has zero feelings, so it just never works. It's like, oh, poor page being yelled at by Carl. Carl y'all did her one. So I didn't really even yell, just like y'all. He never yelled at you. I know. Even Andy's like the whole time. And he goes, at you. I know. And even Andy's like the whole

time, he goes, and he goes, and you have even look Lindsey in the eye once because now, of course not because if I look, make eye contact with her, she's going to give me a where there's original. And I'm trying to stay sugar free. It's just like a cold, and we can all get it at every time. Don't look at age, Andy. So she's real snotty. She just shrugs into her eye. Well, she said, no, I haven't. Because purposely, like, why aren't you looking at her?

It's just, no, I'm uncomfortable. Because there's a divide. There's clearly a divide in our group. OK. And then she has the balls to do that. When you come in as a new person, it feels very hard to get into a group that was like already friends of her season, you know, like my first season, when I walked into the

kitchen and I felt the energy with Carl, Lindsay and Amanda, there's like definitely a hierarchy, Andy. Okay. Um, are you really going to take my storyline for this season? You, this is your fourth year in the fucking house page. Give me a break. And you're the center of the Mean Girls Click in the house. What are you talking about? I mean, I will say I'm gonna give like a shred of something to her, which is that I do believe that Lindsay, I feel like Lindsay likes, has that energy of like, I've been on since season one. Like she definitely has that energy and she definitely has that. The way she carries herself is she definitely carries herself as someone like yeah

like Austin and I Austin Carl Craig and I were we're Bravo pros So like I don't take away that page picked up on that energy and felt like shunned by it But you're right to which is that you've been on the show for four years. And like, you also are part of your own hire. You're like a separate hire, Arkey, which is why I actually would I love. I love that there's like, there's like these two factions in the house

that aren't really overtly discussed, but they kind of like clash at different times, very subtly. But yeah, like, yeah, you've been out there for so long. I just think it was also part, because she's like besties with Amanda. And that's like, or that's like,

that's like, I'm interested in that click, you know, it'sesys with Amanda. And that's like her, that's like, the man that's to that click, you know, is Kyle and Amanda. And then she, the way that she treated jewels with everybody else, like, well, I thought about that too. She's happy to jump into that click to mean girl somebody else and totally push them off the show

and be a total asshole to them, which they all did, you know. So, I'm like, I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna be there. And Brian, the page has been left out, you know, page who's been to 14 proms. And it's like the most popular girl in school and who's like an Instagram model now,

like on Extra is feeling like she's left out. Give me a fucking break, lady. You can't just steal that story. It's like when you see people at the Oscar, it's like, I was bullied. It's like shut up. I'll show you bullying. Yeah, no, no, I think that you're right.

I mean, it is crazy to still be harboring that. And just in terms of Amanda, I actually don't think Amanda feels like she's part of the senior class of this house because look at how quickly she was, like she embraced Paige and Hannah when they came. She was so happy because remember, they treated her, they treated Amanda like shit. I mean, Lindsey literally cut Amanda out of all the photos on Instagram. So like Amanda has also,

like Amanda is not a bridge to the, like Amanda was looking for like finally some friends her own age and like in her own like wavelengths. And can't have that's true. So let's see here. So she's like, yeah, they are very hard to preach. Yeah, I just love that summer house has surprisingly fascinating social dynamics buried within it. Because it's actually really interesting if you think about it.

Well, let me nits all back to high school. To me, you know, it's like you're dating the head jock who's Kyle, who's like the one who brings everybody together. But then his friends don't really accept you. So you like get your own click. but then you're still like the prom queen and have your wedding as a storyline, your engagement as a storyline, your fucking pre-engagement as a storyline. Like, either still that dynamic too, where it's not like she wasn't the head girl. She still in her mind is like prom queen, but not getting the respect from her boyfriend's

friend. It's all like I have the politics I have the I believe I have the perfect comp that brings a full circle page is essentially the most popular girl of junior year And so like as popular as she is she's still not a senior and I mean that in both senses the word Lindsay But she's still not a senior right and so like she has all the glory of being the most popular one junior year, but she doesn't have that full respect that comes with being a senior. And in fact, I feel like the last time I truly saw this play out on TV was with none other than Miss Kristen Cavalry and LC, right? Lauren, like Chris and Cavalry, it was like the popular girl of junior year and Lauren was junior year.

And, you know, they had that weird friction between them. So look, it comes full circle. Everything does. There you go. It all comes back to the hills. I blew my mind. I blew my mind. It all comes back to the hills,

which is where you started TV commentary in the first place. Oh, look at me. Look at all of the circles. You see? Look at the hills, which is where you started TV commentary in the first place. Oh, look at the sad circles. You see, look at the sad circles. So she's like, they are very hard to approach. Yeah, but you're the cool girl asshole on the show. So I can't listen to it from you, ma'am. So and he's like, okay, well, Carl, did you know Sierra was crushing so bad on you?

She said, am I, well, she wanted to fuck you so fucking bad. She said, and I quote, I've already proven to America that my standards are in the basement. So why not just do this right now. I will fuck you so bad. And if it doesn't work out, I will go on to that guy at the end of the couch in the car blazer. Okay. Yes. I mean, I don't know that Sarah's energy. I know that she did say that because he does look good, you know, and healthy and stuff. But I do think it was like, or derives are being passed around at the beginning of the party. And you're like, that one looks

good. You know, she was definitely... It was like she had just been served the pigs in a blanket, but she saw from afar that there was actually some tuna tartar going around. Right. But then she got too close to it. It was like, do I really want to have tuna breath? And is tuna tartar overrated?

It is not a slimy. Like, let's be honest. Yeah. So then she went for like the chicken that's on the skewer because it's sort of a healthier option, which would be Alex, but then it's like dry and she's like, oh, I should remind myself, never have the chicken on skewer for her derbs because it's never quite as good as it looks. Right.

So then she took the nasty, gnarled oyster off the plate and she knew that this party was not one that was paying for decent oysters, but she did it anyway. And then she got upset when she had the shits for the rest of the party and then blamed it on Lindsay for telling her about the oysters when it was fully her choice to get the oyster in the first place. Lindsay also had the oysters and is fine now. She's fine. Like Lindsay, when he's the person who said, when you say, hey, oh my God, I was shitting all night because that oyster, well, I'm fine. You're like, well, thanks.

I love that. When you're like, how come I gotta got food poisoning? Why the same thing is you, I don't have it. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm making myself poop my guts out and I think I'm dying just to win a point at you. No, because I'm a guy, you know, I'm a guy, you have to like a woman, I don't think my medicine's like, okay, Ralph, stop gaslighting me about my food poisoning.

I love all the brow blushes. They're just showing up for this reunion. Let's do a five hour on my gut. Carl's like, well, you know, like in my head, like it was awkward because like, I always have like Lucas here, because like they have history, you know, and Lucas my friend. So like also she like had her eyes on other people and like, you know, like I think my sobriety for that for like being able to see that because like I don't want to be involved in

that. I don't want to be involved in that. So. Carl. So then Sierra is like, gosh, like well, you know what we're in different phases. And if I were a sober person, I would want to be a sober person with them. And then they cut the Lindsey just smiling very proudly at Carl. Like, look at what I do. I don't know. There's Lindsey sober now also in support of Carl. I think so.

I mean, I read that, you know, from Instagram comments and stuff, but I'm very proud at that moment. So Rita from Rudder says, Lindsay, what's your reaction to Sierra speculating at the fourth of July party that Carl has a huge penis? Oh, yeah. Did you know Sparks were flying between the two of them? I'm gonna say it's like, um, Sparks were flying.

Um, I mean, I heard that Sierra had a cross and I heard that they made a ho-ho-ho, but I don't know if that means Sparks were flying. that's here at a gross and I heard that they made a ho-ho-ho, but I don't know if that means sparks are flying. And it cuts the page nodding aggressively like, oh, there were sparks, there were sparks. I'm like, there were really were not sparks. There was like boredom in the house.

It was like, it was literally the hors d'oeuvre analogy. There was hors d'oeuvre's being passed around and someone was a little hungry. Yeah, there was like a box of empty sparklers like you're alone at home behind you know what I mean. Like hey Ed. Mark's fine you lit them your sliding shit on fire now. Hey, care to comment on Sierra's huge penis theory on a scale of zero to Jesse Williams. How big was it and then he's like um and they're like actually

Carl told us already they're like he's like really and then we see a footage of Carl being like so you got his lie I mentioned it and it's about seven inches, it's about seven inches I can see that now clearly it's on silver all right it looks great knock on lie. For any of those raising your eyebrows um yeah seven inches is not huge I'm not really sure where this comes from, except that this is coming from people who dated Austin. So make of that with you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's like, wow. And Maya's just looking at him and she goes, ew, Luke, we don't do that here.

Luke, okay, stop rubbing your nose up against my shoulder. Luke, stop that. Oh, Luke. Kyle, what made you go with that shirt exactly? Who even makes that shirt, Kyle? And he's like, it's from a place called Dush Kanu. Oh, he's like, yeah, okay, we're back. This season the housemates were adulting.

I'm sorry, name one who's finished anything. Okay, Kyle maybe, but he's still drunken, literally sobbing. Well, you know, with closed fists rubbing the circular most in over his mind like an actual toddler. So name one. Yeah, I don't think they were like teenagering. So then Andy asked Danielle about like, is R.C. and Robert going to be moving to Charleston? And she's like, no, unfortunately, the producer has finally looked at our casting tapes

and said it was going to be a pass. So Robert accepted a job that took him to Aspen for the entire winter season, but he's gonna be back at the Hampton's this summer and you know I'm in Brooklyn and in between I'll just sort of see him and you would think this is when Andy would ask like how is your relationship gonna survive that isn't this tough one to your guys, but he just doesn't even care. He doesn't even care how it's gonna impact their relationship, he just moves on. I mean, yeah. My own Ronnie from Carole wants to know, what's up with your cookies?

And she's like, oh, Andy, well, the response for my cookies was overwhelming. And you know, I just always wanted this. I planned on having buzz and then like doing cookie drops, like Beyonce, you know, I have a 10,000 person waitlist, so thanks for asking, Ami. You have a 10,000 wait, person waitlist, because you can't make a damn cookie,

skim a cookie. Okay, I'm sorry. What is nice about this? What is a cookie drop? That's why I don't understand. Like, when Beyonce drops an album, everyone has access to the album. That's how a drop works.

I mean, Beyonce is like, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to wait for this song. Well now, let's do it. I'm actually going to pull up my calculator for this. Okay, Ronnie, if you were to say, how many cookies were in your order? So like, it was about 12 or 24, something like something that area, let's say, I think eight. I think it was eight or something. OK, so let's say a cookie sheet, you could probably get away with doing, I think with the batch of cookies, with two cookie sheets, you could probably do safely,

let's say 16 cookies at a time, right? Let's say 16 cookies takes about, let's say it's about like 18 minutes in the oven. Is that seem right, you know, more or less? Oh, I can't, you're doing math at me. Like I'm looking at the whole world like looking for an escape patch. Okay, 10,000 people divided by eight is gonna be 1250 orders times, you know what I'm losing

myself in my math, but the point is that I think the cookies could be done. Time 18 minutes apiece that's 22,000 minutes divided by 60 minutes an hour, 375 hours divided by 24 hours in a day. 15 days, 15 days, they could have been done. Listen, here's the thing, you have a business. You've publicized your business on national TV. There's no such thing as a fucking cookie drop. Nobody cares about a cookie that fucking much. Okay, get over yourself.

You were not, you were not, what's that place in New York that we love that we always, And the men's. No, no, that we get cookies. We got cookies from them for Christmas, and then we send them to other people now. It's like that fancy place in New York. Yes, milk. You're not milk. Okay. And even they get your cookies in two damn days. Okay. Get some fucking infrastructure and get your cookies out of stock talking about it. I want to hear

about your cookies. The point is that if she worked around the clock and got no sleep. In 15 days, you could, she could make 10,000 cookies. And if I honestly wait list, you can hire somebody to make your fucking cookies. And there's that too. Or if you decide to spend half your day doing this, half your day doing this because it should be your job, it would take a month. And guess what, you've been waiting for like five months at this point. No, February. So February 8th to March, April. It was a leap year. To me, four.

That's some months. Yeah. Four months. So anyway, wait, was it February or March? I'm just like riding the high up. Maybe it was March, guys. I'm not sure. Anyway, this is ridiculous.

Like, I really did buy those to support Maya, but listening to her, oh my god, I'm like Beyonce. It's a cookie drop. No, it's not. Get me. I'm mad. Even before I was kidding. Okay. So anyway, moving on, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. And he's like, Luke, you and me, you and my afghan mystery. I don't know why it wrote me. I was so mad about the cookies. I was like, I'm done with your name. I'm even done with your name. Yeah.

So, yeah. Yeah, you guys seem to have chemistry. Are you dating? And if not, why? By the way, did Luke and Ma even have any, where did this chemistry come from? I don't seem to remember any of that chemistry. I don't either.

I don't know what they're talking about. So Maya, but I think on this show, like if you're even nice to each other and you're the opposite sex on this show, it's like, should we be fucking? You know, because that's what you're supposed to do on this show. And I feel like that's what Andrea was doing

and why he was freaking out. It's like, oh my God, I don't have anyone to fuck. I'm going to be fired. It's like, oh my god, don't have anyone to fuck. I'm going to be fired. It's like your job security relies on you fucking somebody, you know? In some ways, yeah, it's like Paradise Island. All right, Luke, please stop chasing that ball of yarn around the table there in the center. Okay, go back to your seat there.

You have no chemistry with Maya. I got it. So then he asked about Oliver and Oliver still in my life, but he's not her boyfriend, but their friends with Maya. I got it. So then he asked about Oliver and Oliver still in my life, but he's not her boyfriend, but they're friends with benefits. And then yeah, yeah, made sure earlier. Yeah. Yeah. I was like poking a hole. He's making a hole and like doing the finger poke in it. Yeah. The adulting one over there. I mean, it's like, oh my God, Kyle. So Andy goes, Alex, on Watch What Happens Live, so you're going to describe your kisses as delicate, sweet, and toothy.

Wait a second, were those mine as cookies? No, it was actually Alex's kisses. How do you describe her kissing style? He's like, pretty good tongue to lip ratio. Okay, well, great. So excited we cast you on this show. Great. So Sierra said someone is a better kisser than Lindsay. You didn't rewind because I really don't care who's gonna get engaged first, uh, between these couples or whatever. And he's just like, well, I'm out of this question. That's for sure, because I am not getting engaged.

Turns out that crab boil was shit. You know what crab boils are? They boil crabs. Not getting married. I'd also like to say I'm not looking at Delaware anytime soon. I mean, why would I ever move to state that literally has the word wear in it?

Okay, although I do like wearing things, but you get my point. So Lindsay's like, well, I don't know what guys have the plans for proposals. So I don't know what's happening next, which is her way of saying, I'm ready to get engaged. Bad on the front. We know everything Lindsay does is her way of saying she's ready to get engaged. We know, so Andy's like, Sierra, why are you convinced? And yellow and Robert won't get engaged yet. I love Andy is the ultimate housewife.

He starts shit on what happens live and then ask questions about it all reunion. You know, really? Sierra went on there and said she doubts they're going to get married. And she's like, well, my comment came from what I'd seen over the summer because they did break up a few times. They were always fighting. And Daniel's like, I never broke up with him.

And it's just like, well, he said that to us and he was saying it was a good buy. It's to us in the kitchen one night. And Daniel's like, I would know if I broke up with my boyfriend. And Maya's like, I mean, he said we're over. Goodbye, everyone. It was nice knowing you. Here's my email. If you need to reach me, I mean, he said we're over goodbye everyone. It was nice knowing you.

Here's my email. If you need to reach me, I'm never seeing you again. We are fully broken up. I would now. I would know. I even remember telling him I will get you the Snicker Doodles sometime before 24. Nice to meet you.

So Daniel's like, I never said that. And if he said that in like a drunk moment and Andy's like, well, were you offended? She goes, of course, like it's unnecessary to invite that negativity into a relationship Andy. He's like, well, but then I asked you want to watch what happens live? Who's the least fun person was in mouth? And you said Sierra, you know, come on, was that payback?

Yeah, just like I've tried so many times to develop some sort of friendship with Sierra and you said Sierra, come on, was that payback? Yeah, I've tried so many times to develop some sort of friendship with Sierra and it seemed to me like she just wanted no part of a friendship with me. I mean, how many times can you go up to someone and say, let's ride that, do you? And to get no response before you give up.

I mean, there was so many times Andy that I saw her by the pool and I would walk up and say, oh my God, Sierra, hi, isn't Lindsey pretty? You know, I should never even respond to me. So it's like we're in Andy. And Sierra is like, well, I feel like you love to say that you really try to get to know me, but like, we texted one time between the first summer and I spent there and then this summer, I mean, like, hello, if you want to get to know me, you obviously take a shift off from the hospital and take have a lunch with me on camera

And tell me about what New York is and what a street is and what lamps are Have you even seen me scoop a bagel like I'm done with you, you know, and then you'll say but it's not easy You're just not an easy person to get to know for me from yeah, because your head up is up. Lindsay's asked the whole time You know like come on Danielle like Danielle's never made enough of her and she's coming into this whole thing. Now, I think when we get to the actual like glass in the chest, yes, of course, well, we'll get there. Why am I? We'll get there. Okay. So then, okay, Andrea, you said this summer was the most difficult of your hot person privileged life, which is all areas. Oh, and I feel like I started to realize a bunch of mistakes and my biggest

mistake is I came here right before the summer, I happened right before the summer my biggest mistake was because I met a Lexi and I got I scaled away, I got scaled the one the way and then we came after we, he started to get to meet that girl. Like, let's go the best person I ever met. Oh, Lexia! Well, I mean, I have to assume your success rate with women is pretty high. And here goes, yeah, I mean, when we go out,

he's always surrounded by women. And he goes, yes, well, no, it's true. And, you know, and then I'll start cracking up. And he's like, but you know, after summer, I tried so hard. And then miracle happened. She gave me chance. No key see, nothing like this. But she gave me chance again. And it's like, oh my God, the story is amazing. I know. I mean, it's so good. Oh, I tried, I honked in her doll. I sent her a message. I called her and then finally I went into the church and I kneeled down in front of the

Virgin Mary and I said, please bring a Lexi back to me. I give up on the being told in the world for a Lexi and then create this miracle ever happen to me. I turned around and there is Lexi welcoming me back. and then create this miracle ever happen to me. I turn that out. And there is Lexi, welcoming me back. I've never thought in my mind. Yes, never fucking.

Oh, he was so ridiculous. I mean, talk about a milk carton seeing its own expiration date and just trying to get itself baked into a cake as soon as possible. No. Oh, God, I just love it. I love it. I love it.

So ridiculous. So they do. So then it's like, oh, go ahead. No, no, you go. Unless you're about to say about the summer, because I'll bet the other night. I'm not a martial. OK, there was a martial's commercial.

I don't know if you saw this martial's commercial. It starts off with Danielle and Lindsay lying in bed. And they're like, what are we doing? Like, I know that today could use my life. And then, which I thought was like a crawl reference. And Danielle goes, I got it. Let's go outside and go full spa mode. And then it cuts to Danielle and Lindsay in a pool

with her hands up in the air twirling around showing off different marshals outfits and then they're put in like a little bit of like spackle on their arms and it's like oh my god spa day and then in the end the final shot is Danielle sort of like dancing in a house and Lindsay has a blow dryer out and blowing like she's like aiming the blow dryer at Danielle and she goes, you look Amazing. So we already know the good people at Marshall do not watch summer house because there's no in no world Oh, no, they definitely watch it and this was totally an attack on the other people. I mean more life is a tribute to Carl So there were a royal fan

being in bed is Sierra and page or a royal fan, being in bed is Sierra and Paige. But then, it's obviously just against Paige that they would give them a Marshall's commercial and not the one who brags about discount clothes constantly. And then you've got Maya with the blow dryer in the hair like Beyonce. So, I think it's Lindsey with a hold on the blow dryer. And like, I just feel like a no-world is Lindsey holding it the blow dryer. And I just feel like a no world is Lindsey holding it for blow dryer and putting Daniel

in the spotlight. No, that's true. That's true. I'm about to sneeze. I'm not getting choked up by this. I'm just about to sneeze. I can't take it, Marshall. So I'll bury you.

I think this was an obvious fuck you to Marshall's. I mean, to page from Marshall's. Sounds like it to me. I mean, this has got to be the most offensive thing that's ever happened in page his life. Yeah, she was probably very upset. So anyway, moving on. That is delicious.

God, I'm going to go buy a chip to gather some right after we're done here. So then we get here as quarter of life crisis. I can't with that. OK, you know when I'll care, when you're a dollar. Okay, get to it, dollar. I'll watch your shit on Good Morning America until that I don't want to hear about your quarter

of life crisis, ma'am. In honor of the late Willard Scott. So then, what's the time of the day today show? So then Sierra, Andy's like, when I'm a quarter, I'm sure I'll watch it every day. So, and he's like, Sierra, were you being serious? And he called Luke the do she is guy on Bravo that doesn't seem fair at all. Hashtag justice for Luke. So she's like, I retract the statement, but I do wish that Luke would stop powing at my chest right now.

I don't have any saucers of milk for you. Sorry, Luke. But you know, Sierra and I recently did grab dinner. It was very enjoyable. You know, a guy came to our table. He slowly opened a tin of fishy smell and food. You know, and I just went to town on that sucker. And I just told that, you told that we can continue to grow

because she really, when she really went up to that post and just started putting her nails in it and stretching her back, I think we can be friends. All right, Luke, I'm going to need you to stop weaving yourself in between Sierra's legs and return to your seat. Okay. Sorry, God, my toe gets itchy. And I was like, whoa, that'd be a fly on the wall. That one. It starts doing his, hoping his finger in his whole thing again. Yeah. But really, even sure what Kyle is doing at this point. Sandy is like, well, we got a lot of emails from fans who agreed with that

Sierra was being hypocritical when telling Austin he couldn't sleep and then he's bad. Who thinks Luke was right? Ronnie, could you just refer? I was trying to remember because so many of these scenarios have popped up over the season. The hypocritical aspect was that Sierra was saying that Austin couldn't be with another girl when I guess the hypocritical part was that like sheep out luke syrup felt

that luke was controlling when they had their thing last season. Luke is saying Sirusah hypocrite for saying Austin can't sleep on Lindsey's bed. I think they're saying because Sirusah hypocrite for the stuff that happened in winter house like you're like now you're trying to take ownership of Austin when Lindsey didn't try and take ownership of Austin. I thought it was that Luke was I thought that Luke I've seen from remember at some point like weeks ago on the season that Luke made a point that was like well you did the same thing to me where like you said like you roasted me all last season because of something and I just can't remember anymore. I'm so sorry.

I can't remember anymore. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I can't remember. I've had so many of these hypocritical moments. It's like hard to remember to pick one out from like, you know what? I try not to concentrate on what I don't remember. I try to celebrate the things I do. And then I don't really know. That's as serious like, I mean, listen, that would be like me going to Charleston and sleeping in Shepp's bed. Like whether we were an item or not, it was a lack of respect, which I also didn't really get. This is where we turn into Cucune. We're both like, wait a minute, what? Because there's so many different variations of this argument that happened between these people. So it's hard to remember. But this is the point where Lindsay

turns into the big victim who can't remember anything either. So I guess it's good that we're morphing into this senior citizen segment. Because you know what? He's like, well, all I said was like he's sleeping in my room like all I meant was I invited him and I didn't want to put him on the couch. Which then they showed the clip of Amanda going, well, where's Austin gonna sleep and Lindsay going,

well, I assume with me and then having that smile on her face, like she needs to just drop to a bomb, you know? I think by the way, I think the issue with Sierra was that like what's in last season that like, Luke was like texting her and she was like, don't text me after this, like, basically saying like making Luke

to be like a crazy person because he was like texting her after nine o'clock, being like, have a good night and everything. And like being, and now like she is,, being like, have a good night and everything. And like, being, and now like, she is, she's like, you can't be like that, but then she is now making claims on where Austin has to sleep when he comes to town. I think that's what the Luke thing was.

Oh, I don't know. I'm not gonna say it just because I feel like I'm, I'm dropping it. I'm dropping it. I'm dropping. You're like, I'm dropping. I'm just, I'm done. You're driving.

I am done. I am done. So're like, I'm drunk. I'm just drunk. You're drunk. I am done. I am done. So Paige, you should go back to the PR Lindsay because you're great at spinning. That is not what happened. And Andy's like, whoa, multiple people have interest in Austin. And let's see. But although I knew that she was interested in girl, and then I knew that she was interested in how I was.

And then Sierra is like, yeah, and they all backed off because Austin was coming to the house because they knew. And then they got to Alex's face. Like he's like, I backed off because I'm shy. Like he did back off because he's awesome. He backed up because he just never had any game to begin with. And Lindsay goes, well, I don't think that's why they backed off, which was so rude. And Andy's like, well, wasn't clearly that Sierra had feelings?

Yes, but the thing is, it's clear that Sierra has calendar-based feelings. It's like, okay, it's this date and he's going to come in. So I'm going to drop everybody else and have feelings for this weekend. But then still trying to date other people, which she should, because she's not in a fucking relationship with Austin, which is the point. Why isn't the point like Sierra,

you're not with Austin. Austin very clearly said, I just wanna be friends with you. Why would you think that Austin is gonna come be your boyfriend, especially when he's so close to Lindsay that he's talking to her all the time and coming up here specifically to be at her birthday with her.

Well, I've always maintained that I feel like Austin is trying to have his cake in either two. And we saw the first night that Austin was there. He basically was trying to have sex with her. He literally was like, let's have sex. Remember, he was like, I want to eat you up, Celine Dion. And she obviously has lingering feelings. So I don't think it's crazy that she felt like something was going to happen this week.

And I really don't think that that is a crazy thing. And I can understand why she was scrambled because remember, there's this awful person in the center of this stupid love chevron. And I think that like, you know, it's not like I understand why she was mixed up from that. And I've always sort of like felt like, you know, it's not like I understand why she was mixed up from that. And I've always sort of like felt like, you know, like it's understandable why she had certain expectations, et cetera. Well, I think so too, because Austin's a fucking crazy maker, you know, like, yeah, totally

just wants to feel loved because he's like an old piece of gas station jerky who's about to be taken off the shelf and he just feels like he needs to be eaten by somebody to keep him beef, you know, to keep him tasty or whatever. But sorry, you know, and if she's supposed to guess all this stuff with you, why wouldn't you guess this stuff with her when you know that she was hooking up with him for a long time, she's still talking into the point where he's going to fly in. Why wouldn't you be sensitive enough to be like, well, Lindsay obviously still really likes this guy and he's flying in to be with her on her birthday. You know, that's a whole other issue. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like they, they make me crazy because all this fighting is

over a terrible fucking man. It's all over a terrible man. And I think a lot of it goes back to that. It's like the Lindsay and page stuff. It's like, is this Carl shit? Like, why are you so mad? Yeah, it probably is. I feel like none of you really even like each other. It's just all casting on TV shows that you're trying to stay on. And you're like going at each other personally for shit like that. Yeah, it's gross.

Right. So then they're just talking about, like, so Sierra, it was evident to everyone that Sierra still had feelings. And Lindsay's like, well, I know she had feelings, but I didn't know, the full extent of the feelings, which is funny, because everyone knew, everyone knew. So then, then Kyle goes, yeah, well, Craig came and Austin did not, and I thought you made it very clear, you know, that you were bummed out.

And then Carl tries to jump in. And Carl is basically like, well, you know, like he didn't come to see you. You backed off of me. What was this again? His face, that Karl just told, told off and off to come. No, yeah. Well, Karl said he didn't come to see you. He backed off of that, meaning like he wasn't here to see you, Sierra.

He had already told you he didn't want to be with you. And he just like, yeah, well, he backed off because he was going to come at the beginning of the season and he canceled. And he was like, well, you told he backed off because he was going to come at the beginning of the season and he canceled. And he was like, well, you told him it would be thirsty being on three shows. And he goes, it is thirsty being on three shows, which is something else. And he goes, and he goes, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So he said, yeah, it was really thirsty being on three shows. And now that I'm super, I'm not as thirsty.

So there we go. So then, we have some more, like, in the break, high jinks, Andy's asking Kyle, how much product is in this here. He's like, it's texturizing. It's my juice. I did something about marriage, my hair. I'll be honest.

And then- It's texturizing spray. Andy's like, yeah, that's still product. Okay. Okay, we're back. Now, let's get into the Austin situation. Maya, you've expressed a lot of people weren't fighting over Austin.

And Alex is like, yeah, I expressed that too. I have aligned. So if anybody, like if you want to call on me, I was like, yeah, I thought he was going to have a stellar personality. But like, what people didn't see is he talked me out earlier. And Alex is like, yeah, he said your opinion doesn't even matter

Yeah, he said that like he belonged in the house more than I did so yeah, we didn't really get along well I can totally see awesome saying that to Maya, which is so condescending and awful like he is Gideos and Alex yeah, Alex is like all right. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take matters to my own hand I'm gonna say the line. I don't understand why all the anger is going in towards each of you when you go back and you watch it, he gets nothing. I don't understand why you're fighting for the Honda Civic

of male attractiveness and they're like, whoa, I like the anti-like points. And I'm like, look at, there he is, look at this guy, there he is. You know, but at one point it was about Austin, but then I got deeper between them because it like a deeper and serious. Like I was literally dismissed the entire weekend and Austin got an earful too. Oh, don't you worry. I'm just like, yeah, no one's not like Austin's not at fault. You know, I was gonna say, but it drove me nuts, because at least he just happened on so many reality shows

when Sierra says, oh, he got in your full, don't you worry. But why is it that Austin's ear full happens off camera? Why is it happening in private? Why is he like spared that? You know, and I'm not sitting here being like, public shame, public shame, but like you're like happy to go at each other like you and Lindsay on camera, but like you're gonna sort to go at each other like you and Lindsay on camera,

but like you're gonna sort of have like give them a almost a dignified, no yell, like cursing out off camera. And that's where I showed you. I just like, I'm about to go on camera. They're probably, they're not in the same way. Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know what her earful is.

If she's like, Paige was the only one who did that. Paige was the only one who truly went after Austin and let me, for as. If she's like, Paige was the only one who did that. Paige was the only one who truly went after Austin and let me, for as much as, as like, you know, like the tide has turned against Paige, let's not forget she was the only one who really like chewed out Austin.

Yeah, and also even if Sierra did it, even if the one on camera, it's the one she's talking about the earful, she didn't sit him down and like, start be raiding him in front of the entire house like she did with Lindsay, where she's like, I'm gonna sit her down at dinner and just tell her off in front of the whole entire house, you know? So yeah, I mean, Austin's a piece of shit. So Andy's like, well, what did you think was going to happen here?

And she's like, well, I didn't think anything was going to happen, but like, if he was going to kiss anybody, I thought it would probably be me, which, you know, that's your mistake. Like how many times do you need to get in the same broken down car and like, trying to keep? It's not knowing where you're going. Okay. So then,

and he's like, at Mad Stirbation, that's a good Twitter name. See, era, do you think it's hypocritical And he's like, at Madster Beishet. That's a good Twitter name. Sierra, do you think it's hypocritical to be so upset with Lindsay for hooking up with Austin when you do the same thing to her in Vermont? And so Daniel's like, 1 million percent.

So now this is where I was, this is where I was a little like, hmm, because Sierra goes, no, because Vermont, I said, if you guys have something you want to pick her out, I will absolutely take a step back. So we got a flashback, because remember all season long, I've been saying, I'm too lazy to go back to Winterhouse to see what was really said, but I want to go back and see it. Well, now Bravo has given us the footage, and it is Sierra saying, look, if you guys have something going on,

I'll take a step back. But she's saying it to Austin. That is not the same. That is a completely different thing. Of course Austin's going to say, no, God, she's stupid. The old hag bitch. God, if she was standing right here in this room, I'd be like, Lindsay, no, I don't have any interest in you at all. It's insane right now. That's true, but I feel like that's a shady edit because I'm pretty sure she said something like,

Lindsey, are we okay? Or Nanlind too? It was like, no, no, I have nothing going on with him. You guys, Nanlind, Nanlind, Nanlind. I mean, I could have sworn that that happened in Winterhouse, but I'm not really sure. I don't know. Either way, if we're just gonna go off of this clip, happened in Winterhouse, but I'm not really sure. Yeah, but either way, she, she, she, if we're just gonna go off of this clip,

like of course Austin's gonna say that because he wants to get into Sierra's pants. And like it was not her being like girl code or anything like that. Right, it was, it was her talking Austin, not Lindsay. So Andy's like, well, old Yeller from Dice at the End, spoiler alert says Amanda did Lindsay. Did Lindsay just do that to get back at Sierra? Which of course, of course she did. And Amanda's like, well, watching her back, it does seem like that, but like it's your birthday

and you can do what you want. But like if you hurt someone, you have to deal with it. Well, I was just, If you hurt someone, you have to deal with it. Well, I was just, I was just gonna wait for Amanda to get her Kyle out. Okay, great. It's so bad. Go ahead.

All right, I just want to make sure there was no last little gasses in there. All right. Well, thank you. Actually, I was not gonna lie. I had a sense. Yeah. I was just gonna say one thing, like what I observed.

So the person is, I feel like some of you think she went out for a while, and had like this tragedy I'm planning to get back at you. And so like, just wanna show them, see I've got your back. You look like, yeah, there was malicious and tapped, I found. And I was like, oh yeah, oh, look, I gotta ask Carl to join on this boyfriend helmet, because like, I'm putting on my husband helmet

to let him have to talk and husband out rings boyfriend on the wits. So, so Lynn, we have to listen to Carl and Kyle and Danielle fight other people's fights. Like all of you shut the fuck up. Seriously, like you don't date somebody and then suddenly we have to listen to your defense of them. Lindsay is completely capable as is Amanda Kyle and Kyle you're the one pissing Amanda off the whole season so don't act like you're the one who has her back suddenly.

I'm not sure that Lindsay's capable because this was her defense. Um I didn't go into the weekend saying I'm gonna go hook up with Austin in front of Sierra like I didn't pick myself up to make out with me and I didn't chase me around and throw me in the pool, and I didn't go and get like cheesy talks with me. Okay, and I didn't call me, Celine Dionne also me. So like, I didn't say I was gonna fuck me, okay? It's like, wait, isn't it? But it takes two people to make a... And Sierra's like, um, I mean, you didn't think like,

let's maybe not do this, because Sierra's right there, because Lindsay does make herself just sound like a prop. You know, she's like, well, you know, I was just there and then just decided who he was gonna use to splooge all over and you know, it's like both of us were waiting and I was the one who got picked. I mean, I'm just so lucky.

It's like, what do you, it's like we have no autonomy. Okay. We are just girls. We just need to wait to see how the man wants to use us before we know what to do. It's like what the hell happened to women empowerment and feminism? What is this bullshit? I can't. It's also like Lindsey, when she's like, you know, well, I'm not the one who jumped on us. It's like you literally jumped on him. Like we're had your legs wrapped around him, you know, and we're kissing him.

I'm like, oh, I didn't know that when I like jumped up on him and put my lips on his lips, that would be kissing. Oh my God, it's just so gross. It's like, I didn't know I was gonna be the puppy picked at the pet store, you know? I'm sorry I haven't mentioned. You've got like a little tiny studio apartment with the same carpet as this set

So and he's all confused Because he's like you know, he doesn't watch this shit He's like what are they even talking about now and Amanda's like button lazy You're smart and you're empowered and right now you're dancing around this and Daniel's like, but you will let her speak So here goes, okay, well, McKenzie was there. And I had kissed Carl before, but like if I had gone up to him that weekend in front of McKenzie and made out with him, Lindsey, you would have come for my net. You have a car was dating McKenzie,

and McKenzie came to town for Carl. You were not dating Austin, and Austin did not come to town for you, so that doesn't work. So none of these arguments are working. Yeah. And Lindsey goes, well, I didn't go up to Austin to intentionally make out with him. count for you. So that doesn't work. So none of these arguments are working. Yeah. And Lindsey goes, well, I didn't go up to Austin to intentionally make out with him. And my head goes, but you did make it back. Like you still went back for more, you know.

And he's like, so the clip of her straddling Austin, yeah. And he's like, um, is there anything you'd like to take accountability for? This is actually from Christina Gibson, believe it or not. Wow. And Lindsay's like, maybe I had some conscious feelings for Austin that I wasn't aware of. What, don't you subconsciously weren't aware of? You literally said, I love you. I'm in love with you.

I am in love with you last season. So then this whole, but I didn't realize he was going to choose me to focus on and then you'll sing. But did you like it? And so, Paige is like, well, I think if you would apologize for hurting her feelings, this would all be over. And she was, but I did. I literally sat with you in the hot tub and said, sorry. And so we see a clip of that where she says, I know when I'm flying to be the one that's not chosen and I feel rejected and it sings. So Amanda's like, yeah, but like you know, that's a kind of apology that makes me crazy. And Amanda, yeah, she's like, it wasn't an, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. It wasn't I'm, it was like an I'm sorry that you feel that way and that you made guacamole

and that like, you know, you, I'm sorry I say that late at the club and answer your text. And that's just when there was a bowl of guacamole waiting for me at home, you know. So I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Now I'm sorry your feelings're feelings. Now I'm sorry, your feelings, God, her shut up Amanda, like all you care about is being apologized to you. And that's why you're with a person who does stupid shit all the time that he has to apologize for. Like get a different addiction, get a healthier addiction than getting apologies from people. So Lindsay's like, well, I said, I'm sorry that you're feeling better and I'm sorry I'm a little

partner and I did say that in not so I'm sorry I hurt your feelings is that acceptable Amanda and Kyle goes well I mix all the difference oh my god oh go fuck your finger in your in your finger hole again or do whatever the fuck you were doing five minutes. So then Andy is like, I wanna get to you Andre as a giant dinner. And man, wow Andre, you really put your heart into the only that I've destroyed. That break your heart. Do you wanna see some footage of you crying

at your own dinner party? Let's look at it. Oh, Alexey! All right, great, great times. So the question is to Kyle. Kyle, why was Sierra's behavior out of character? Why does Lindsay get to say whatever she wants with no consequence?

And Kyle's like, well, that's a loaded question. Okay, look, sometimes I've been on the short end of the stick with Lindsay. You know, if you're in an argument with Lindsay, even if you're right, you're still gonna lose. I mean, I love you, Lindsay, but that's just how I feel, Lindsay. She's like, well, I can be flipped too. There's like a lot of times when I feel hurt by the female, that's how I'll see, remember,

the committees? Is this a committee? Is this a committee? I'm activated by the committee. Well, whenever anyone tries to approach you and throw your miscarriage in your face, you get defensive about it. And Sierra's like, excuse me, but it's whenever the girls try to approach you. Okay, the girls, it always comes off as defensive.

Yeah, defensive. And like, you never listen to what people have to say. Yeah, and you get defensive. And your whole tone is fucking horrible. And if you want to be completely honest, you want to know people don't come up to your say anything is because we don't know when you're going to flip the switch. Listen, lady, as the one who threw a glass at somebody, I don't really know that you're the one to be accusing someone else of flipping a switch.

Yeah. And Danielle's like, Sierra, but you're not approachable either. It's really tough. And Sierra goes, yeah, but I'm not condescending. At the moment that I do speak up for myself, I let it build up. And Danielle goes, yeah, but we listen. No, you don't listen because that's why the dinner dinner turned into what it turned into. And I sat there and I said nothing. I said nothing. I was great. I was wonderful. I was like someone waiting to be picked by Austin. I did nothing. And Danielle's like, it turned into what it turned into because you attacked me. And she goes, because you weren't listening. And she's like, but I was. And so then Maya's like, it turned into what it turned into because you attacked me and she's because you weren't listening. And she's like, but I was. And so then Maya is like, well, I would have been offended by your reaction, Danielle.

I mean, that would have hurt my feelings too. And so everyone's coming at this from a place of my truth, you know, like, this is my truth, but that's not how truth works, you guys, okay? Like Sierra, you came in to embarrass Lindsay in front of the whole table and dress her down. Danielle, you stuck your fucking nose where it didn't belong and started fighting for Lindsay again because Lindsay had nothing to say for yourself. Then Sierra got up in your face and then you went right up, toe to toe and gotten her face. Okay? That's what happened. Why are we all pretending like there's different versions of this truth?

Yeah. And Sierra's, Sarah basis, like I got, let my emotions, you know, get the best of me. And it wasn't excuse, but I was just over being dismissed in the house, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and all that stuff. And she said, like, it just, she said, like, basically, like Danielle got involved and shouldn't have. And Danielle's like, well, the conversation wasn't going anywhere, which is really not Danielle's choice to make, right? Because she's not, it's not her conversation. And so then Lindsay and Sussiara is like, well, I was, she wasn't paying attention.

Like she didn't even go fuck and Lindsay's like, I was looking straight at you and listening. I was literally listening to what you said. You were clearly talking about the time. You'd be level four in Super Mario Brothers when you were a little girl, right? Right? Is that what you're talking about? Check out whatever Lindsay says.

But I was listening. And Carl, I think it's the nail on the head. He's like, oh, you didn't get what you wanted from her. So you flipped the fuck out. Let's be honest, like, oh, it didn't need to go to that level. Just being honest, but gotta be honest. All right. And I think that's totally true.

She was expecting Lins. She got herself like, wild up to go in there for a big fight with Linsy. Like she expected Linsy to pull out Linsy moves, like, right, up in her face, screaming in her face, waving her finger around, and Linsy didn't do it, but she was already, her energy was already raised for that to happen.

Like, what do you do? Yeah, Lucas, like, yeah, yeah, look is like well to be honest Sorry for about the kind of had a little fuel on the fire because you went to dinner Okay, like before you went to dinner, okay cuz page kind of stoked the fire a little bit, huh? Like a half like putting the burner under a half dish. Yeah, I'm not so true too. And so Paige gives her her dopey face like it's so scary. And then we see the clip of Paige saying, you need to bring out your inner Italian to my, and just go off on this bitch and Paige, and I would do it again. It's a stage. I mean, come on, you're a slider and and firing her off. She was like, excuse me, I make my own choices.

And Paige goes, meet encouraging her to speak her mind 1,000 percent because we had three begins before when she was dismissed and unseen. So if she wanted to say something, she could have the floor for one minute at a dinner and then see me at a whole t-shirt line about being activated. So she can't get mad at a dinner at once, just once, which is actually kind of true. Like, why not? Why can't C.R. get mad at a dinner? Why not?

Let her have a reality show moment. Well, because she threw glass. Well, that ruined everything. Well, if she didn't throw that glass, I think this would have been a whole different conversation because that she did throw it. Now she's got Danielle, you know, who gets her big moment next. But I think that was her big mistake. Now one thing I have to say for Sierra is,

Sierra is the only one who's actually coming on the show of like apologizing. Yes, he's like, yes, Austin was a piece of shit. Yes, I stand by some things I did, but that was wrong and I'm sorry I did that. Yeah, like she's the only one who's doing it and I think that people are so used to villainizing Sierra because of that moment

that they're not seeing that she's the only one really kind of taking any responsibility here. She does, I was actually very impressed with the way she really did not like back away from it or whatever. She's just like, yeah, like, no. She basically is like, I own my yelling and I'm not gonna apologize for me yelling, but like the glass was unacceptable,

I shouldn't have done that. And she just states, and she's like, really good about that. And you know, having, you know, endured the trauma of Candace on Potomac also having the glass thorough controversy there. And like how that was, like her reaction was totally different, you know? I'm just just saying that in terms of people on reality shows during glasses, it was great to see someone

who was just like, yeah, I did, I should have done it. And just like, and that's all it takes. Well, it's also interesting in that how I was just saying, Sierra was expecting a big fight with Lindsay, so she got herself to that energy level to have this big fight that didn't really materialize. I think that's what Danielle does in this next segment because I think she's expecting this to be like a fight and it's not because yeah, start talking about the wine glass

throw and she's like, well, look, I got frustrated and that was the wrong response. And Danielle says, but did you know that in that moment, you threw a wine glass at me and she's like, no, I had no idea. She's, but when you watched it back, why didn't you reach out? You didn't say anything. Do you know how fucked up that was for me to watch it? And Sarah's like, because we're not close like that. But you know, people aren't really happy. I think she definitely should have texted her something like, that was worse than I thought or something. But then Danielle starts going on this whole thing.

And she's like, you know, I had a bruise on my chest and Craig helped me back. And the reason is because you threw a glass at my chest. And I was just trying to change the conversation. So maybe some dialogue could happen. No, you were getting in the middle of the fight. Right?

There was no attempt to change the conversation. There was like, you know, you be quiet by going on instead. She goes She's like, it asks her to be most likely a place I could imagine and we should never let that as as fuck two fucking women As people of color and not especially over some stupid fucking idiot guy on the civic. Yes, Alex You had your moment. This is mine. Okay, so then Amanda does this thing I don't know if you noticed it, but I felt like you probably did, because this is like what Amanda,

Amanda like lives for two things, kicking people out of parties and being the one who points to the tissue box to say, get her some tissues. I'm like, so she's like, you know, I just wish you would have texted me. And serious like, I absolutely agree. I just didn't think we had the just wish you would have texted me and serious like I absolutely agree I just didn't think we have the relationship where you would be receptive to that and I'm sorry

And so then Danielle was fine with expecting yes That's and that's what I mean like she actually gives a good apology and then Danielle's like yeah But because so much time has gone by I've developed hatred for you. It's like okay, you just Like you were expecting something else. I know, and now you're taking this whole thing too far. You know? Yeah. I don't know, my gosh, the drama of it all. Well, Daniel ever resolved her issues with Sierra.

Well, her hatred abate, probably. They'll probably hug. It'll be fine. But anyway, it looks like this is going to be a three-? Probably, they'll probably hug, it'll be fine. But anyway, it looks like this could be a three-parter because they did not say next week the reunion concludes. So next week, we're probably gonna start segueing into all issues of page and craig

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