Watch What Crappens - SummerHouse: Carl's In Over His Head

Episode Date: February 20, 2018

Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly, Stephen finally tells Carl what's really been on his mind. Join us as we recap all the madness! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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on Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from BESIDEBLOG.com and the Venter Blender and joining me on this cold windy New York day is Ronnie Karam from trash talk tv.com and the Rose Prick's bachelor Rose podcast. What's up Ronnie? You sounded like you were cutting out, but it was just your regular voice getting us up Ronnie. You sounded like you were cutting out, but it was just your regular voice getting out. You're like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah. You know, New York, I have to say it's not that cold. Yeah, although you aren't at my

parents house where I'm currently sitting here in slippers because my bedroom has no insulation and it's basically like negative three degrees in here. Well, I'm here another day in my, bunk bed in a loft hotel on Soho. Wow. So there you go. Day two as the inmate in the loft hotel. If only we could be somewhere warmer and more luxurious, a place like the summer house. Summer house! A. Summer house.

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So lots of watch out crap. And we sell memories. But for real, I think we're doing a live show tonight at the Barry Ballroom in New York City. And it's we can't imagine it be anything less than Stella and You're gonna hear all the stories that are gonna trickle out onto the Facebook group and the Facebook page and Instagram and Twitter And you're gonna feel phomo, but you don't have to feel the phomo because you can just buy tickets so

We're really excited to come to you to a city in your view. Yeah, you feel phomo. Just imagine Danielle Just imagine Danielle. They're reading your life. She's like I'm Danielle from your real. Yeah, you feel pomo, just imagine Danielle. Just imagine Danielle narrating your life. She's like, I'm Danielle from Hoboken. Yeah. Bruce is like, yeah, don't come to Summer House this weekend. So this is an important episode in the Summer House Waterfronts life because this was the episode that I thought I was going to be on, This was the episode that I thought I was going to be on, but I was edited out just like a piece of fish thrown back into the water or a whole fish, a whole fish. I don't know why I chose that analogy, but that's what I'm gonna land on.

Yeah. I hate when people edit fish. I know. I'm like, I knew there's one more fish in this show, but I didn't see it. Can I please have an N-chips? It's like, wait a minute. Why do I only have french fries here? They edited out the fish.

For six months, for six months, I have been looking forward to this moment to seeing myself in a cutaway shot at the summer house. Just one fun, true one. I am so mad for you. I would have been furious before, but I forgot because I'm a dumb person. And I forgot that this was the moment. I know. So I didn't know I was supposed to be waiting, but now that I knew that I should have been waiting, I'm out of my self, they're not waiting.

And then even more mad at the show for making me not wait when I should have been waiting and then disappointing me, which it didn't because I forgot. For those of you who are wondering what the hell I'm even talking about, it's because when Ronnie and I came to New York last time for our show at Gotham, as it happens, I was planned to go visit a friend in the Hamptons, my friend Neil and Nate, who were just lovely. And we had met some of the summer house people and they were like, oh, you're going to be the Hamptons, you should come by the summer house. So Neil and I went to the summer house, we spent an evening there. And I have been so excited for this

moment to be able to say, like, oh my God, and then this happened. And this happened. Oh, here's the real story about what you saw, but they cut the whole thing out. So there's nothing for me to tell you. But it's still important because you were there the episode that Ashley came in town through a watermelon. Yes, I was. And like the entire time, I was like, oh my god, I have to bite my tongue about the fact that I actually threw a watermelon the night before that I wasn't there. I had, I've had to bite my tongue for months about Stephen's bombshell from last night. You knew about it also, but we both have been biting our tongues about it. And I was so excited to be part of this momentous occasion.

No, it's not happening. Well, I was excited because I was going to be part of it via FaceTime because you guys FaceTime me and I was like, oh my god, it's the work of twins and Stephen and Kyle and so many other people and then I wasn't even on a tiny little thumbs. We face. Yeah, and you were at Lea Black's house and you were there with like Heather McDonald and like Lea Black and some other people. So it was like all this like Bravo movie. It doesn't seem like 10 years ago. I know it does. Well, we were the class of 93 with Lea Black and Heather McDonald and so and so and Blattie Blatt.

Like I literally don't know. Did I have hair because it seems like it was 20 years ago? Yes. Well, what do we do? Yes. Yes. Let's dive into this ban and meal free episode of Summer House. Wow.

We're going to kill it. Yeah, no. I'll try to pepper in details where I can. But again, since my entire evening at the house was cut out of the show, like the entire, everything that happened in that house that night was not even on the show. So, oh, that sucks. No, it's fine. It's fine. I actually think it's a blessing in disguise because less. I need to see see me from like an angle like me slouched over and being like, oh my god. That's what I look like and it's probably better this way.

Well, Danielle wasn't there either. She got cut out too. Part of me wonders if Danielle was there and they just cut her out anyway. Because she's narrating the beginning and she's like, everyone's so dramatic. See you drama queens. I'm from Hoboken. I think she literally said that. She goes, enjoy your BS guys, have fun. Summer House, I'm gonna be in Hoboken. I'm like, don't act like you're happy. I'm gonna be in Hoboken. Then in the Hamptons, where it's beautiful. I'm wearing the real fun that, LinkedIn. Yeah. It's funny because I have to say,

I was like, when Danielle came on the show, I was like, I don't remember her from the summer house because I met basically the whole cast. I was like, I don't remember her. Wow, she must be that unmemorable, but now I realize she just wasn't there. Much like I wasn't there on Bravo's. And neither one of you have found a job yet

So we open this as we do a lot of the episodes It's like let crosswalks people on cell phones. I'm from Hoboken Danielle's looking for a job Lindsay thinking's thinking of spin class guys hot. Carl's getting a teeth whitened. I just wrote low low low low low low low low. The machine just like fritzes out and goes into smoke. Like I cannot do that side of MR. It's like a protest outside of teeth whitening machines.

Carl's like I'm just trying to work on my communication a bit more teeth-winding machine. I just want you to make my teeth look a little bit wider. I can't after this. You know sometimes on these shows I just feel like I harp on people so, so much, especially, you know, obviously everybody, but especially the people I really don't like. And sometimes I feel guilty, because Carl really does look cute, you know, he looks like he's so cute and nice, and he has this beautiful, I was gonna say, white smile, but who cares? Like the great dance on his smile, you know, like, it just seems so sweet and stuff. And then episodes like this, I'm like, hmm, now you're an asshole, and that's why I hate you.

And as well, always art on you, okay? Do not trick me with your stupid smile. No, he is hot, but he's an asshole, which is why I can never be a sexual attracted to him. No, it's not hot. Well, for me, it's hot. It's not hotness, it's like hot. Sweet, he has a sweetness too,

has the sweet card. He plays the sweet card. And he eats it too. I don't do this. Let me tell you this, I fall in for a lot of carls. Carls, carls, carls, carls. I've matched with lots of carls in my time. Carls, carls, have you messed with carls before? Carls, you have a mess with yourself, carls. So everyone get excited.

This will be a lot of work this episode. Like it's the work of circus is back. But first, Thailand and... The first of the century. The it's the work of circus is back, but first, Kyle and Amanda. The first attention for the first. Give us your tired and your poor, which is also the cast of someone else. So Kyle and Amanda are at a bar and Amanda is like, well, I spend like a weekend away from Kyle and they can guacamole for other people and like I can really see how much calmness is me now. He plant dinner.

And he's like, whoa, there's some intense drink syrup here. She's like, yeah, he loves me. Yeah, like he actually used open table tonight and like that's a big step for Kyle. Maybe I should spend more weekend alone and Kyle goes, is the kitchen open? No, got him a bad planner. It's like our kitchen. I was like, I can't believe this is the way the episode's beginning like drama because the bar kitchen is closed. But then we get to hear another good Kyle idea. Like if I ever meet Kyle again, I need to give Kyle some better ideas because a calorie counting up no sir,

it's called losing it. And then this he goes, have you ever heard of this restaurant concept? It's called the reverse speak easy. Like is that a whisper laugh? It's a cold lead. Like, it's a whisper hard. Hum, hum hard. What is a reverse speak easy? Is it like, you walk in,

I actually truly don't understand. Like the bar, the bars, I think reverse speakers is called like a restaurant. Even reading the word reverse speakers, the term, just makes it crack up. What the fuck is that? What is that? I don't know what it is.

And then he goes, hey, can I like show her around? And they're like, sure, guy who's gonna invest thousands of dollars in something that makes no sense. And you know this is a fake thing because Amanda just leaves her purse on the bar. It's not that much of a reverse speak easy. She's like, who's gonna rob you at a reverse speak easy? It's like the safest place ever.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, hey, can you mind if I show Amanda your kitchen that's closed for the night? It's like, you know, why would I want to? Hey, Amanda, look, here's the fridge that's they normally are opening and closing if they're Be cooking for us, but they absolutely won't be Close for tonight. That is this is like it's an open kitchen. It's a close kitchen that they open and she's like, oh my god Look, there's carrots being sawed to reverse clothes kitchen. I just do a concept for a restaurant. It's called the reverse clothes kitchen.

It's like a restaurant has a kitchen that's open. She's like, wait a minute. Does this mean you're were kidding about the reverse speakers except for my purse on the bar? So Kyle's like, yeah, I mean, we just spent the last weekend apart. Cause by the way, so the kitchen's open, he has like a romantic meal set up for her in there. Just like, kind of. So he's like, you know, we spent the last weekend apart. It was a big wake up call for me. I mean, I can't go through my whole life without having guac made it. Why did he say whales? I wrote down whales. We spent the last week in a part like whales. He's like, hey, it's a wake up call for me on my Samsung not.

Maybe whales spend time. Kyle, I was like, oh my God, do you mean the world to me? I don't show it, but I've never felt closer to you. Yeah, and then he was like, well, that makes sense at least. Yeah, that makes sense. I was like that makes it that tracks So Kyle's like here Amanda I got you a gift and she opens it. It's like a carabiner. I was like I think I'm going to go mountain climbing. I got you a pass. I got you a day pass through a rock wall Yeah, here's the keys to my heart on a lesbian snapchain from Home Depot like the the ex-orbit. Oh, I get it now. I get my own stupid joke now. He's like, it was like a

wake-up call from me on my reverse Samsung phone, not because it was a iPhone. Sorry, it's still bad now, but I just for those people who were confused, I had two out, let you know what I was thinking back then. I think. I think we need to see the process. Yeah. So then we go, we see Lauren arriving at the Hamptons with a bunch of Amazon Prime boxes, clearly for Steven. And it's a big exciting moment because guess who's with her? Oh my God. Ashley.

Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley, Ashley. I can't believe I have a video. It feels so weird. It feels so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. This is so weird. Like, my mom, California, it's so weird.

Like, you look like me, but you're wearing and off the shoulder outfit, like the pirate flip. Wait, is that me? Well, I'm wearing that too. I'm wearing that too. I can change it to a pirate flip also. Like, I like a flap. I want, let's have a flap that goes all around.

Like, like a, like a, like a, it's circumnavated to my body, a flap. Yeah. To these girls call each other like, okay, you're gonna wear the off the shoulder pyro thing, right? Okay, I'm gonna slap you by the flap. I'm gonna slap you So Lauren's giving a torch like so this is Carl's room Carl does your room. It's Carl's room. Carl I don't know why I wrote that down. I just think it's funny Every honestly every single time she says Carl it cracks me up Carl

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Christ Sun desires everything So the work of circus is in town because their older sister Rachel is gonna be getting married and they're throwing a bachelor Red so they're gonna have a whole party and guess what privis coming guys privis coming Privispring and I love that they act like they know crib. They're a high-priv Hi, Prav Prav Prav you're my cop. Yeah, Prav Yeah, so I love you they act like they know. They're like high-prev. High-prev. Prev, you're like high-prev. Yeah. Yeah.

I love being in the Hunger Games. You're like so good. And they do a very, and so they decide they can have like a photo wall. So they put up a very rudimentary hang streamers situation. Like, okay, let's put up a streamer. Okay, I'm gonna put up three streamers. I think it's done. Yeah, looks good.

This scene with them on ladders with pink streamers and scissors, I almost fell down. Just the image of them. It was so fucking funny seeing them back together again. And she's actually like, well, like, obviously I have Aster and Lauren's like, yeah, obviously I've told her, but not detail, but like, you know, like, obviously I have Aster, but like not detail, like I don't know yet.

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I don't even, I don't even book. It's like not a class, but it's like a modern class. It's like a ring-clin time, like without prep. It's like the real book, it's like the book where I read. It's like, you know, like what's a really good book? That's like I read recently that I really liked. It's like he's just not that in you, but it's like not that about that, you know? Yeah, I just crossed out a couple of words and then the title made it.

So it was like amazing. Like I missed Judge of Chemistry and then it shows a clip of Carl going, make my bed. made sense. So it was like amazing. Like I missed judge the chemistry and then it shows a clip of Carl going make my bed. I mean, Ash is like, um, hello, he cheated on you. He's got Ruge over and she's like, yeah, but none of that's a race. Well, I kind of get pitched out. Well, I kind of like a pitch like it was bad pitch before, but now it's a good pitch. And now I think like, I'm like, it's like a good page. I guess a race. I guess a race. It's Like a racist, like a race where you both run.

Like, is there a racist? I don't want you to go to the stage. Nobody's going to do that. No. So Ashley goes out. So making the best out of it means making out with someone. And she goes, you know what, Ashley, sometimes that's fun. Okay.

Sometimes making out is just fun. Doesn't have to be anything more than that. Yeah. You have fun. And I have to go to fun. And it was 9-11 on the timer. And I was like, fun. And it was 9-11 on the timer. And I was like, tragic make-out sign.

And then I took a picture of Ashley holding scissors and her hand is streamers. And I was like, this is the saddest and happiest mind 11 ever I'm gonna take a break. And I can report, hey, here's a good first hand nugget from someone who was in the summer house that weekend. I saw that streamer display in person and it was very sad. There you go.

That's the sort of insight you get on watch or crap and streamer insight. So then the song I wrote down with the song the next song was because is you alive? Is you alive? Like no, I'm get on the inside because I'm watching this show. And I love it. I love it. Everyone hates it. But I love it. Yeah, I do too. She's like, um, I finally have this. I finally have this, actually. I finally have this. I guess what the fuck are you doing? I have Brad.

I'm funny. I write that. I don't know. I'm like, coming up, rape and bowling ball assaults. Oh, because it was the throwing the, the watermelon. And she's like, suck it bitches. What did she say? We'll get to that. Yeah, we'll get to it.

So, so now we have Steven, Kyle and Amanda are coming in from the city. And then Lindsay is driving with Carl. And she like can't drive. She's like driving in the shoulder or something like that. Okay. Kyle's like, what to do in back there, buddy? And Steven's like masturbating and hating you. What are you doing? I'm just sitting

back here hoping that no of the workuses touched my Amazon prime boxes. Hey, Steven, we touch your Amazon prime box. Steven. I see what he wants with the box. Steven, we put the box over here. Do you want it over here? Steven Steven Steven, Steven, Amazon Prime, I'm not trying to say that. I don't know where you want the box. Steven, Steven, Steven, what is it?

Like, what do you, what do you look at? I'm prime. What do you look at a prime? What's a prime? Do you ever think about, like, can you ever divide an Amazon Prime by a number? No, we can't because it's prime. Get it? I just want my own prime, Ashley. So Kyle and them come to the house and he's like, workers circuses in town double the twins double the gum double the spearman double the streamers double the brave or whatever. And then also I think that this is when when Rachel arrives to the older sister and learns like oh my god I can't

wait for tomorrow morning because I can't wait for all the stories from tonight. Oh my god. She goes I mean Rachel comes in and she talks just like this. Oh my God. Carl. Like this. Oh my God. Carl. Yeah.

She's like a little lower. Like I talk like this and I talk like this, but she talks like this. She talks exactly the same to you, just like a little bit lower. And then meanwhile, when Steven and Kyle, they all arrive, Steven's like, thank you for the car sickness. I only hit my head on the window twice. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kyle's like, whoa, the twin during town, which means double the fun, double the hair, double the interruptions. It's like doing a show with me, eh? So one of the girls is like, oh my god, you guys, hey, see that?

Do you want an Alabama slumber? Do you know what that is? Because you're from Alabama. And he's like, I know what an Alabama hot pocket is. And you don't want to drink. I don't know what an Alabama hot pocket is. But did not think it was something that you would even drink. I think he thinks like a hot pot could

is from Alabama. I thought in Alabama, you know we have that other places too. He's like, you don't want to drink it, trust me. Lean Alabama lean pockets, they'll put you six feet under. So then, Senator showing off Rachel's big ring for her engagement ring and Stephen

rock, check out a rock, check out a rock, check out a rock, check out a rock, check out a rock, check out a rock, check out a rock, check out a rock, it's going in the rock Johnson. And Stephen's like, Stephen turns to Lindsay like, guess what? Carl's teeth whitening aren't going to get you that. Oh, I didn't get that. I wrote it down, but I wrote question, Mark. What does that mean? What does teeth whitening have to do with diamonds, but I guess he meant affording it.

Yeah, he's not going to get enough money to put that sort of rock. Do you want me to introduce you to the inventor of the Alabama lean pocket? I know him. So. I know him. So, Carl's car arrives and so Carl walks in while privy is doing their things like, holy cow. Whoa, what is this? And I was like, I'm gonna make up done. Yeah, I'm gonna make up done, Carl.

He's like, you don't need this much makeup. You don't need this much. Mon pause. Love it. That likes staring at him, my Carl. Why are you running the crib? No, I'm the Carl. Love it You and I share wearing the exact same little for all so that's cool

So then I was thinking to a hair dryer and Amanda's like, um, I can't tell which one of us is hotter tile So then Lindsay comes in, she's like, Hi, Ryan. What do you mean, single Lindsay? What do you mean? It's like Monday about single. Single. So, um, so Carl finally comes face to face with Ashley and he's like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, holy cow. He's like all nervous.

He has like a big grin. You can seem like already starting to sweat and everything. And as she's like, so Carl, how's it going, Carl? How's it going, Carl? He's like, oh, it's going pretty well. With my job, sorry, we're working on a dental startup, cleaning teeth, whitening teeth, and she just walks away. I'm like, no.

Okay, Carl, that's enough. It's like deep down, I want to punch this guy in the face and tell and tell me shit, but you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna observe This is walks away. He's like I got a place to I got a job at a place called glow check that's Netflix show Carl All right, Carl yeah, I've been seeing some stranger things Carl. That's another Netflix show He's like whoa, I've really been making the killing Carl, come on now. I think I've really developed a queer eye Carl. We'll also go back to that one. It's like, what? Okay, you can be the queen. Here's a crown. Carl, come on now, Carl.

I know, I do some signs I just recently altered some carbon car. Carl, stop a calm I think I'm gonna go in the dark Carl god damn it Carl. Okay. We all have Netflix Carl Listen ever since I lost my job. I've just been taking a one day at a time Carl Now that your year is like a friend She's like her all that's not even a new Netflix show. It's just like reruns on Netflix.

Like, hey Carl, come on Carl. Carl. Indie better. I like Ashley just being quietly disappointed with Carl every time he makes a Netflix reference. Carl. Carl. Hello.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya So Steven's like so what do you think of Carl? And then she's like oh my god, is he behind me right now? Because I never know with you. Are you setting me up right now? I was like no Is it called coming from inside the house? So the first thing he said to me isn't like hi name rhymes with like passion and like you're a twin Lauren

Or like whatever like how have you been house Brad like what's going on? What's your job? Love your overalls like is that a powerful? Have them seen that one before his first thing to say is like hi. I have a job at a place called glow Which doesn't mean anything like what the fuck? Yeah, it's like he's over compensating Steven Like I don't get it like why would he I asked him how he's doing and he told me how he's doing that just seems strange to me Carl Hmm honestly the only thing going into that as faith and mouth is shit Steven is yeah, he is very very bitter very very bitter Steven basically is like a chicken cutlet today that

Very, very better. Stephen basically is like a chicken cutlet today that marinated in Steven juice and then cooked himself in a Stephen oven and served himself in a Stephen Clay pot. Oh, that's a little fancy in a Stephen Clay pot. And then we'll put it to the extreme top of our ass. Well, it's it's kind of funny because you know, obviously all this anger is coming from the big reveal at the end of the episode. But we have no idea. It just seems like Steven is just like super angry because all the things he's been angry about Carl at the season have been like, kind of like nothing. It was like Carl sat down and started eating dinner before everyone else. He's like, he's like, Carl, Carl, you don't understand how you hurt people. He's like, he just ate dinner before you. So it's kind of like bad storytelling on the producers part because we don't have any context to what the hell is going on. We just think Steven's just just kind of being a bitch.

It is hard to tell. Yeah, because it's and people are talking on the Facebook group last week. They're like, did they fuck? Like, is that the thing? Like, did they fuck? I don't know. We don't know. Because, you know, we ain't gonna ask for no spoilers. I love meeting Steven in real life, but I'm not gonna be like, tell me everything. Because, look, you don't need a brilliant mystery, like, summer house being ruined.

I don't want to know the end. I want to enjoy the journey. But from what I've heard, I mean, I think I would have heard, right? It feels like Steven would say, like, we fucked. So here's what I thought I, I mean, I think I would have heard right it feels like Stephen would say like we fought So here's here's what I thought I was gonna be on the episode because I Blue Cull just getting No, the reason why is because Stephen at that night Stephen was like so

The stuff that he reveals at the end of the episode He was like he was at that point debating whether or not, like, he's like, should I say it? Should I not say it? I don't, you know, it's like, I don't know what to do. So then there was like a guy there at the house who also apparently may have known something. So Amanda had like gotten, I think I got word of it or something. So she was trying to pull it out of this guy and she was doing it right in front of me And so there was like a camera right in my face And I mean I was like so Guy like what do you think about Carl? Yeah, what what else do you think about Carl?

She's being like really bad at it and she and the camera kept going back and forth between her and the guy and he Like didn't know what to respond because he didn't really know what she was talking about and she's like So is there anything else about Carl? What do you think about Carl, huh? He dresses well. So if Carl was a reverse speed easy and you were a key, what would this be in the state like? Get to the point, Amanda.

And I was just like sitting there like in the middle of these two people. The camera's going back and forth and I was like, this is so awkward. I'm like, I'm going to be caught on camera being frozen, holding like a cocktail on my hand just watching the back and forth. It's like, it's honestly like that scene in soap dish when Sally Field is having a big fight with Elizabeth Schoo and there's like a fan standing right there and the fan is like, I just have to say I love you and Sally Field goes, I love you too and then gets back to the fight.

I was the fan is like, I just have to say I love you. And it's not like he goes, I love you too. And then gets back to the fight. I was the fan. Well, you see that's why we need to be together. Because I'd just be like, did you fuck Carl? I think Carl fuck you. What was it like? Do you have pictures? What's this on Grindr?

Show me everything. Yeah, it was just all strange. But obviously they cut that all out. So like whatever. And I don't think I betrayed any sort of, well, I didn't sign anything. But like I didn whatever and I don't think I betrayed any sort of Well, I didn't sign anything, but like I didn't I don't think I betrayed any sort of you know spoiler thing So it was just that like a man. I was trying to get it out and so then finally see if it was like okay, I'm gonna do it Wow

Well, we're either one the girls showed up and went woo No, that was the next went, woo, woo, woo. No, that was the next door, man. So it's the next part. They're like, woo, and Lucy's like, hi, it's me, single things, single things. Yeah. So like, I've been talking to Nick, the trainer, and like,

she just makes me blush. And that hasn't happened since, aah. Avar may be a blush. I haven't blushed in a long time since Avarah. Like I told Nick it's about her big town, but I really want to spend time with him and not over. I was like, you know who always had a comment about whenever I put on blush? Ara, oh my God, I just totally thought about Avra. But I was putting on blush, not like blush, putting neon. Over, over, over, over, over, over, over. Should I call Avra to find out what he thinks about blush? Avra.

So this is a bachelor party, but of course with Gaze because it's 2018, okay? People, look at Avra. And there's another Gae there, and his name is Matt and Steven's like, Matt is aspirational. He's gay and married. I'm desperate. They're like,

Dinch, Steven Kiev is ready. Anybody hungry? So then the bachelor, the bachelor at, they start doing the katoes before they go out and they're like, tonight is for girls and gays and then it meets like, and then smells like and a meat too and see me goes, yeah, girls and gays. Yeah, girls and me.

It meets like, I don't know what I ever did to Steven, but I'm just gonna stand here and look pretty in quiet. Yeah, he's like, guess I interrupted his bromance with Carl. Hey, Carl, um, from one possibly a tiny bit homosexual guy to another possibly a little bit homosexual guy, what's wrong with the like totally homosexual guy? Carl's like, oh, bro. Say, well, Lauren doesn't need that much makeup though. Say that.

Sorry, perfect. Love it. you that. Sorry, perfect. Love it. Love it. Yeah, love it. So, the Nemika is really shady and he's like, well, sorry, just stay home then. 100% gay. Like, it's not like you're going to hurt anyone's feelings. Maybe we'll have more fun without you.

I was like, I mean, you've done nothing ever. Okay. You have like a nice Jewish dinner. That was it. Exactly. And came onto Lesby. So, it's like, all you've done the whole year Please be quiet. I actually felt really bad for Steven mainly because when everyone left he's like

Oh a worker stepped on my foot. I think that probably hurts a lot. As someone who's had I've had a drunken girl Step on my foot with her stiletto and it killed. I can't imagine a workers stepping on my foot with a stiletto. Yeah, that's way harder. It's like a pirate stiletto. Yeah. It's just like really sharp like a pig leg. Like, two. That's like some single white female shit. Oh, by the way, little follow up to Friday's episode, we were talking top chef and we had a whole aside about Jennifer Jason Lee. We finished the episode 45 minutes later. I went to see Black Panther and guess who was sitting right in front of me Jennifer Jason Lee. It was the most... Oh my god I was gonna say Elizabeth Sue. I'm gonna hate when I guess things wrong. No, but I thought I saw

Elizabeth Sue the in the in the morning. I'm not sure if it was her or not. She disappeared so quickly. That's how it is in LA. You you talk about Jennifer Jason Lee and then you can just actually manifest her. I mean, what an experiencing, generally, watching the Black Panther. I mean, that's like the dream. You like it so crazy. I was talking about JLL and then I was talking to a friend from JCC and I was like, wait a minute. Work as out, my ankle. So Steven, I mean, it's like, just stay home. We'll have more fun with that. You and then Steven does stay.

It looks like at least Steven does stay home when all the girls even they's like, Oh, I got to work a century. So Kyle and me and Lindsay and Steven are in the kitchen and Lindsay's like, um, Danielle's not here. And I'm taking that room because I'm single Lindsay. And I'm like, sorry, I don't have a job, but get one. It's like summer of Lindsay. And like summer of Lindsay is really about being empowered.

So my expression of being empowered is taking over someone's room for a weekend. It's like a really strong gesture on my part. So far, the summer of Lindsay isn't great. How the fuck canin' lieu ya? So Amit is like, it really bugged me that Ashley had the same voice as Lauren at first. And Carl's like, okay. Give me, give me blow by blow updates. And he's like, long story short.

Carl's like, I'm fucked. Okay, let's see update. Like, I've never been with somebody who's so angry about Netflix. Seriously. I've tried every show on that fucking channel. Okay. So then there's going to be then there's some shots. And I think is this are they at the are they now at the bachelor party at the bar? Yes, this is when we get to summer house crazy cuts. So I've got lots of little notes here, but I just wrote girl shots. Woo.

A media slurping. Woo. Lindsay's feeling self-conscious about being single. She's like, I want to be a man-handled. Hey, manda. Manda. My friend Nick's coming out tomorrow. Oh, by the way, Lindsay's drunk at this point.

So she's like, Manda. My friend Nick is coming out tomorrow cuz oh by the way Lindsey's drunk at this point So she's like and uh my friend Nick is coming out tomorrow. She by the way when when Lindsey's drunk She talks like the small guy in the black lodge of the twin peaks Nick's coming out tomorrow There's no there's like no money that's made me blush I am the arm Manda? Manda? That is so funny. That is hilarious. I am the arm. This is what the arm looks like. No.

I'll tell you what the arm looks like. The work is twins. Ruined 20s. Like that bitch deserved it. First Bob. First Bob. First Bob. Bob. Hey, Bob. Where's Bob? Where's Bob? Bob? Bob?

Hey, you know what I just thought of? Ashley? Bob's well backwards is Bob. Bob. Oh, yeah. Bob, do you want to go to that? Do you want to get some damn good cherry pie? Bob?

Cherry pie? Hey, Ashley, you want to go cherry pie? Ashley? Oh god. I just asked that to see. This is the cherry button on my laptop. It goes off so easily. It's like a series like cherry pie. So

Anyways, I wrote down everybody gets to the party shot shots shots as I write down and at least once in every single episode of summer house I wrote a white people and then a meat is talking to these hot girls He's got his arms around like three girls at a time because he's like I'm a meat So he's like I don't drink cranberry. You don't drink cranberry either. The more you're drinking it. It's like there's that a meat charm again. And look at this car.

And look at this car. My Twini's actually went bogey-tea. That was me doing the Twin Peaks music in the background. Chee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee that clicks girl. Carl just go back to the great Northern already, all right? I think some would just yell at me from the next hotel room and guess what? I don't care. You'd be like, listen, I'm staring at a box, okay? I'm at a bunk bed, okay? So Ashley doesn't like that Lauren talking to Carl.

So she's like, listen, Lauren has to talk to some other Some other guys. So she grabs Lauren and pulls pull Lauren in to talk to some other guys And they're all talking and joking and Carl's like stuck on the perimeter He's like trying to get through. He's like, oh Gents, gents, excuse me, gents, gents, yeah, gents too much makeup. Huh love it. Gents Gents, this is a bachelor at party and none of us are Bachelors or like chips. So maybe we should go over here. And he dismisses the guys, which is actually so obnoxious and cock blocky because it's like not your Bachelor at and like the girls get to make the choices.

But before he dismisses them, he tries to get Lauren to come back. So he's like, Lauren, Lauren, come here, Lauren. And so she starts to go, Carl, Carl. And then I just like, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, so it's like Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Carl, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren,

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren,, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren So she's like cock locking. Carls cop, that's car blocking. Cock blocking and Steven's like he's an ass. So Ashley and Carl, she's like, um, Carl, like my sister won't like acknowledge the truth.

Okay, and he's like, look, we're healthy. She's like, what is healthy, Carl? What is healthy? Like, what does that mean? Like, what is healthy? He's like, we're like low blood pressure. It's like Carl cuts shit. I don't look.

I'm like, it's low blood pressure, it's like, Carl, cut the shit. I don't look like it's just like 8.7, so. My pee is like yellowish white, but like not yellow, healthy. Like I said, he's like, healthy is having an open relationship. I don't know. Just don't. I was like, shut up. Just because you own up to stuff does not mean it's healthy.

Yeah, own stuff. Yeah. Own it. He's healthy. Yeah own stuff. Yeah, oh net He's like we're adults just like shout out Carl. He's like okay, so actually Love it love it. Love it. No, it's great. Great love love the feedback Love it's great. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, love it. So back at the house the girls are like Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo the girls are like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Let's stand on the beach in Ireland. Yeah, they all start standing on the counter

and then car on the chance smokers. Yeah. I think girl gets up on the counter, but he's dressed like a badma 60s and his like little short shorts. And some girls like, Carol, you're an athron, hanging out of your shirt, girl. He's like, yeah, because I have three minutes, adult.

Well, I threw them to my mom's like, yeah, because I have three minutes, uh, adult. Well, I threw them to my as well, Chuck them out, which is kind of gross on a few different levels. And the way he describes them, he's like, yeah, have you ever, uh, have you ever gone to six piece chicken nuggets and McDonald's and there's like a seven nugget seven nugget in them? Yeah. I mean, that's basically what I have. I mean, would you ever deny that seven nugget?

I'm like, maybe it depends on how that seven nugget looks like, honestly. Yeah, because it's always one of those like, if you get an extra mic and I, it's not a full mic and I, it's like one of those little misshapen tiny versions that you're like something bad happened to this mic and I, you know, that's like the third mic. It's like that weird brown french fry. That's. Yeah.

You know what it's like? It's like getting popcorn and find some kernels at the bottom. You're not gonna touch them. Yeah, or that peanut M&M with two little peanuts, but one of them's tiny and taste burnt. Yeah, wait a minute. Oh, when you get like chocolate covered, like almonds or espresso beans at the bottom, there's like just like a chocolate sphere. And you're like, yeah. But then I actually always eat those. So bad example.

I know I eat all of them too. But he makes it even worse because he's like, you're not gonna like deny the extra chicken nugget, but I mean, you're just gonna ask for more sauce, ew. Carl, this is a good call back to Real House of Atlanta this week. The balls are really not the primary appeal of a man's groin. I would have to say, I would say of all the things

happening in there, the balls are probably the least. And I think having three balls, I mean, I don't, that's a very specific fetish. And I'm not sure anyone watching this or at that summer house was into it. Yeah, it could be a goiter. Yeah. So Lauren and Steven and it's an actually, there's all Steven or upstairs. Yeah. They're in bed together and Ashley's like, oh my god, you got it. Stephen. Carl, Carl, Carl.

Carl has three dots. Stephen goes, Siri. What does it mean if you have three balls? Can someone have three testicles? Sorry. Siri's basically, here's what I found on the web. I vomited. I Siri vomited. And I'm not even a real person, but I vomited.

I would not eat the extra chicken nugget. No, bling. You this person is some hairy. So actually it's like literally I want to bang my head against the wall. And then you hear right when she says that you hear a lorry and go Carl, Carl, hot top, Carl, hot top Carl. Oh, by the way, we should say that Siri announced that there you can have three testicles. It's a rare condition that less fewer than 200 cases have ever been reported.

They're like, um, Carl, but yeah, so that's how you're like, my time to look. That's my luck. Like it's not the lottery It's not like movie startup. It's the third testicle. It's like a burnt M&M in a double M&M Carl's the chosen one He's like in his own testicle version of the matrix So Lawrence like Carl hot tub Carl hot tub hot tub hot tub Are you texting? Okay, so Ashley's like I'm gonna go listen to this like this is crazy Carl Carl hot top hot top hot top Are you texting okay? So Ashley's like I'm gonna go listen to this like this is crazy Carl Carl wait

Carl The bubble is a warm is it a hot is a warm it's a cold it's a cold to the warmers hot It's a warm to hot is a lukewarm. Who's luke? Do you like Carl your friends Luke? Do you know Luke? So she's like Luke who are you texting your girlfriend Courtney and he he goes, I'm dead serious. Don't say that shit. I don't talk to you like that ever. Don't you talk to me like that. You're nothing mother-fucking girlfriend. I love that this is like right after the seam reads.

Like we're adults. Yeah, no, yeah. We're in a healthy relationship. Yeah, no, I own up to everything. So he stomps out of the hot tub, and Lauren starts following, literally going, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl. And in most fights, it's not that he was mad that he actually got caught

texting Courtney, which he didn't even deny. He was just saying it's not my girlfriend. She fucking asshole, Carl. Yeah, exactly. So now like she's following around Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl. And so as she's getting so mad, she's like, because you know, I got a plan, I got a plan, you want to hear my plan a plan you want to hear my plan you want ready to hear my plan what I'm gonna do I'm gonna take a watermelon. I'm gonna like slam out the floor for a call here. I'm gonna get a watermelon Is there a good watermelon downstairs Kyle Kyle's there watermelon. I like watermelon. Hey Ashley goes so Completely bonkers Craig Ray. I'm afraid for Brad. Okay, like she goes nuts She's like my sister looks so fucking pathetic right now. This piece of shit as a power over

What the fuck are you guys doing, Lauren? And Carl's like, might your business. She's like, what? And she lifts this fucking gigantic watermelon and they're in the bathroom, by the way. She's standing right outside the bedroom and then she just throws it into Carl's room. She just slams on the ground.

And by the way, so when I got to the summer house the next day, everyone was like, oh my god, you hear about ashier last night? She slammed down a watermelon I was like, did you hear about the watermelon? Do you hear about the watermelon? Oh my god. She threw down a watermelon. Oh my god She's like eat a bitch eat a curl eat a bitch. I love the way she raised the watermelon over her head It was really just slow labor intensive lift like it was the finale the climax of some superhero movie We're like Thor is lifting his hammer. He's gonna deliver the death blow to some alien but it's like the summer house version is your lifting a watermelon to crash on the floor. And then she does and then Lauren goes, oh my god. And Kyle starts eating

the watermelon off the floor. So good. And then Lauren is cleaning it up. And then Ashley goes, oh yeah, but there's my sister left to pick up the pieces. That's like of your watermelon. Yeah, you're the one who broke the watermelon. She's like, why is this guy fucking treating you like shit, Lauren? Lauren, Lauren. Why are you on the floor like a fucking dog?

Stop acting like a fucking dog. This guy's getting away with murder. You look like a desperate asshole like you just threw watermelon you're the one who broke the watermelon she's actually you're the guest and she's trying to clean up after what you just did and Carl just goes and closes the door to his room and Lauren comes in she goes thanks lot Carl the one fucking weekend I need you to fucking one would be on point and you're a

fucking dick Carl thanks lot Carl you didn't even tell me how that hot tub water was I'll fucking care about how I look okay she goes well that sucks and he's like it hurts when you close someone my girlfriend oh my god I don't I don't like when you make fun of me Lauren you like you're always on your girlfriend your girlfriend your girlfriend your girlfriend I'm like Carl don't try to like play the sensitive soul card here. You're mad because you cock blocked you. And every time she says your girlfriend, it's a reminder of how you were cock blocked. And I understand that.

That's very frustrating. But you know what? Like you've been leading her on. And this is kind of, if you don't want her to say that sort of shit, don't hook up with her after the pride parade and don't sleep with her and don't tell her things like I love you too, you know? Yeah, both of them fault, but Carl's an asshole. At least I like Lauren. So Kyle's getting, he's like, I'm getting naked.

He's like, reverse bekeasy. He's like, that's what this means. Watermelon on the floor. Get it? Like, I'm going to find an investor. So in the morning, Steven and Ashley are in bed and she goes, he goes, honestly, I look rough. By the way, do you remember smashing a watermelon last night on the ground? Melon water reverse the order of that and makes watermelon. It's on the ground. You did It's sad that this is like the biggest scandal of the season. Someone threw a watermelon and like not Someone just down

This is because I'm the normal sane one. Why is there fighting, like, just fighting and hanging out, like, you don't seem friendly. Carl doesn't seem friendly. And he's like, he just isn't a good friend. Like, now he'll go on the apology tour. I think apology tour for what? There's a water, just, just probably ants now. Well, he'll, he'll, there are probably, those ants probably predated the watermelon.

Let's be honest. But he'll, I mean, well,, does ants probably predated the watermelon, let's be honest. But he'll, I mean, because well, Karl is slick. He'll go on an apology tour for anything. And he's like, he's like jacks, like the moment that he gets caught for anything, like Karl, you're being a bad friend to me.

Karl, your team along, he's like, I'm sorry, I love you. I just, I'm trying to be a better person. I'm trying to communicate better and I understand that you're her and I don't want to hurt you anymore and I'm working on it. You know, he just says that stuff,

like every single episode practically. It's like, by the way, I'm on to where please buy a t-shirt. Yeah. Also of note that it was the next morning and Carl didn't say good morning to learn. I mean, the Silly Snapple. Oh, seriously. You guys, I'm whispering like this because there really is this lady next door is screaming and I don't know if it's of me.

I'm assuming it is. Oh my god. If I die, that's why. What does she scream about? I just hear, because I've just been here like laughing my ass off. She's like, I'll call, call, call, call.

She's like, who is Carl? Where are these voices coming from? Who is Carl? She's just staring at the toilet, which is probably in her actual room and not a bathroom, just like mine. Like when does the girl from the ring gonna crawl out of, like, bathroom, just like mine. Like when is the girl from the ring gonna crawl out of it?

Like, girl, girl, girl. So Ashley wants Steven to talk to Carl about whatever this mysterious issue is that caused their friendship to fail. And he's like, you know, and this is gonna help you. I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you, Steven. And this is what I walked into by the way. This is not at that moment,

but this is the vibe that I walked into. That's Stephen was like on the cusp of wanting to talk to Carl about it, but he wasn't ready to, et cetera. So like, I had, at this point, like he had shared with the two of us and like some others, you know, but like he wasn't ready to talk to Carl about it.

So that's the vibe I was in. So that's why I thought for sure, like, oh my God, I'm totally gonna be in the episode. Well, it's the next day still obviously. And curls like, uh, hey guys, want to go to the Aston Martin branch curls. We're going to the Aston Martin branch. So I'm gonna go got my stupid hat ready. So we'll see you later. And Lindsay's like, been out right now. We'll see you later. And Lindsay's like, can you need me? I'm gonna

with me, the trainer based on Manda's foundation. I'm blushing. I'm blushing like, alright. Hey, are you going to work out or is he going to work you out? Oh, get it. Oh, I got us. Hey, Amanda, oh, get it. All right. I got those. Hey, Amanda, what sunglasses should I wear? And she goes, babe, I was going to ask you the same thing. So damn, yo, we get the one Danielle.

Stupid. So good. Like, talk about a pity scene. This is the most pity scene we've ever seen on Bravo. She's making my hotel room look like white castle, okay? Like a real white castle, not a fast food place. Like a beautiful, beautiful castle. She's like, hello, it's Danielle, Hoboken, and this lady's like, hello, this is Cassandra from Capital One.

And Danielle's like, yeah, well, I've college degree. And I'm like, you, girl, pay your capital one bill. And Capital One doesn't call people to offer them jobs. They call because you owe them money. I also liked that they cut away. Like, you don't see her actually saying it, but you hear her narration in the middle of the saying, thank you for calling me on the weekend.

I was like, okay, this is clearly not the weekend. This is the middle of the week. And they just had to put the scene in here to make it seem like Daniel was doing something instead of being at the summer house. Yeah, they're like, we're giving your paycheck to the twin this week, okay, stay in the object. Mm, I put over one, Tassantha.

So the girls at the house, and the girls are all at the house, and they're like, today's a new day, it's like a day, but it's like, no, it's like yesterday, but not today. It's like, not tomorrow, because it's today, it's a new day, it's like tomorrow's gonna be newer, but that's tomorrow, like who cares about that? Like tomorrow, I'm not gonna care about today, cause today like not tomorrow because it's today. It's new days like tomorrow's gonna be newer, but that's tomorrow. Who cares about that? Like tomorrow, I'm not gonna care about today

because today's yesterday tomorrow, you know what I mean? It's like Matt and Karri in the morning, except not them anymore because they're not there anymore. You know, because of things, things happen. I don't wanna talk about, like, I don't wanna talk about Carl's little loan that drama. What do we do? He he he he.

So, we then go over to the Asin Martin brunch and Steven is just like he is he's in a gay snit. He really is because he's just like Steven is about to blow but in the Steven way. This is how it's like a tea kettle that's going off except instead of it sounds like this. It's basically a pot of water. It's just a big pot of water. He's like, I'm right at a poaching egg now. He's like, he's just sneering at a meat across the way. He's like, he looks like a douche. He's just standing there. And a meat totally senses it. He's like, that guy's trash talking me again.

I don't know why he would call me a douche. I mean, all just because the thing that I'm most famous for is going to Coachella does not make me a douche. Actually, correct that. Yes, no, sorry. I apologize. Bull douche. Just because I called out some girl for lying about drinking cranberry juice

in the f**kter anyway, it doesn't make me a douche, okay? And girl's like, it's okay. It doesn't like me either. Like, we work with friends last summer, I thought, but. And and then it's like what do you think is causing the rift? You know, it's like squeezing his butt cheeks and letting him go. And Carl's like he has like this negative tone, which like is considered funny, but it brings people down. I'm like, you know what brings people down your hat. Okay, smoke the bear. Like, I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but I don't want to think about forest fires right now I just want to look at cars about that cheers chance cheers

You hate it when guys do that that like over formal like bro bro talk all right, Jens cheers Cheers Jens. Yeah, let's hit some links Jens It's like there's a disconnect for some reason like I just don't get it So and back with the girls whoo He's cutting the girls going whoo whoo they kind of all look like Christina Gibson Have you did you notice that I was like oh my god Christina's back. Oh wait. No. Oh wait Look she's back. Oh wait. No. Oh she's back. No. Yeah, what the hell she doesn't even get to come to the workers bachelor party Come on guys. Yeah, so Nick the Nick the trainer arrives

And he's gonna do like a bachelor at workout session which basically means having them do push ups and then pouring Roads are bathing on their face or whatever. It's what is he from he looks really familiar? I agree and I thought like maybe I met him that weekend He was on I mean, I think he was like he was like their kickboxing instructor a few weeks ago, but he was sitting. The same looks familiar and I thought, well, I'm working out New York City. Remember that show?

Oh God. Maybe he was, probably because everything they get on this show is working out in New York City. I'm looking because it's Bravo. You know, take prayer. It's a guy from a workout show. Yeah, I'm looking at the trainer So Lindsay's like, oh my

Boo I'm out I say we drink while we work out like a good one dude. They're already wasted. Yeah, so Lindsay's like oh my god His arms it's like I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I... No, he really looked... I'm glad you felt that way too. He must have appeared on a different show. Yeah. That was the total lengthy I'll try to just give you. Yeah.

All right. What are you up for? He's like, um... So I have a reservation tonight. We should go there, you and me, and she goes, okay. I like to go there, and he's like, yeah. She's like, Rally, okay. You can put your bag he's like, yeah, she's like, really?

Okay. You can put your bags in my room and you can stay with me or not. Cause there's like, counters everywhere. It's like, you're the first person that's made me blush. Oh my god. Did I say that's not out loud? I'm blushing about my blush. Oh my god.

I got a lot of. I say that like five times a set. So she's like, oh my god, that guy makes me blush. Oh my god. You made a lot saved at like five times this episode. She's like, oh my god that guy makes me blush Oh my god, you made me blood. I'm like never happens. I'm like blushing right now. Just think about how much you make me blush I just blush the toilet. Oh my god. Ashley goes. Oh my god. You look so pee y'all It's like she powered down in the middle of her word. Y'all. And Lucy goes, oh my god, there could be something deeper here.

She's like, already powered out herself. So the song is like, I want it, I need it, I got it, I feel like it. Like, let's do any of y'all talking about her job. This is why no one hires millennials. Okay. She's taking the front of it. So is this one they start to get ready for their dates and stuff? Because when she's getting ready, because now I have it in my notes that twins are starting to put on makeup and they're bickering.

Yeah, the bins. The bins. The twins are in twins bins are the bins. The bins are the bins. Yeah, the twins are the bins in the mirror. The twins are doing one of my favorite things that women do, which is aggressively apply makeup. Like, you know, when you're like, like, like fight makeup, I should say, it's like they're fighting and more they fight, the more they're like patting their face, their little brushes, like, yeah, they're car, car, car, car, car, car, car.

Like, car, car, car, car. I just actually, I just think they're like really aggressive in judgy and like, you know, like, well, I mean, like, when car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, I don't know. He's like to go. So Lindsay met on their date. He's so stupid. I'm like, I'm really glad you asked me out. And he's like, yeah, came all the way here. She's like, wow, what do you do besides workout? And he goes, well, actually, my whole life is work. And she goes, I should be you're like 25 right? You know he's like you're like 28 right? I'm 25. She's like oh my god. Oh yeah blush is a blush I'm like blushing right now, and I haven't blush like this since a rock I don't ever know because I just drink a whole bottle of Rose because I'm so mortified because I'm 31 I too wait

My bitch you're 31 for a say because I'm so mortified because I'm 31 to where? Oh my picture 31 come down. Imagine dating someone six years younger or wait, three years younger, wait, six years younger, sorry, I have a lengthy math in my head. I would be honored to date someone six years younger. Okay, they're either 10 years older and they're like, I'm dying. And I'm like, who's got the will? Or they're like 20 and they're like, please tell dying! And I'm like, who's got the will? Or they're like, 20 and they're like, please tell me I did good at baseball.

Like, I don't, six years younger to me just seems like so natural. Yeah, I agree. But she's like, oh my god, I'm blushing. Oh my god, have you met Everett before? Everett's the best. I love Everett. Have you met Everett?

He's so great. Oh my god. I'm moving so fast, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm gone. Yeah, the most awkward moment of the season looks like excuse me But from I roasted salmon guts here and before your sushi guts are I need to go to the bathroom. I'm just excuse me. I'm gonna stand up. I'm gonna walk casually by you and then I'm gonna

I'm also gonna All right I'm the animal. I'm also gonna... I'm also gonna... Mmm. Buh. Alright. Well, I'm blushing. Blah, blah. We're not the fourth episode. Blah, blah. Blah, blah. And I'm putting it back through now.

You know what's so funny? Like Everett came back from Vietnam. Like, right when my brother was a little bit the last time. Well, I remember the first time that I blushing in front of Everett. I was like oh my god Like this is such an emotional moment for my run-off like I don't think I'm ever gonna get over this one I'm like over it. How do you feel about my boss right now? I've right I remember the first time I was in Vietnam and I was doing water Robics

and I Checked some rosé and work on my hands. And I have this vision of this pretty girl that smelled like salmon, stuck a tongue down my throat before I could even pee. And I said, whoa, geeks, slow down. I don't have to go that fast. What's going on with your cheeks? They're so red. It's like you can't stop blushing and she said, that's exactly what I'm doing. And I said, yeah, man. Let's get out of this crazy jungle and find somewhere where you can put your blush all over me, dude.

Hey, could you get out of the jungle and talk some more more quiet? No. I'm in the jungle. What do you expect to happen? Classic jungle, classic classic. Classic jungle, classic classic. Classic jungle. Oh my God, so meanwhile, back at home, there's food delivered and Carl's like,

delivery's here, it's even because it's here. I'll set it out and then people can just like claim what they ordered and Carl goes ordered pizza and he's like, ah. What are you doing? Nice car. I'll send a chair. I'm gonna eat your pizza with an app.

So this following scene is a scene between a son and a dad. He just left their mom and has them like on Wednesday nights for dinner. He's like, Hey, buddy. He's like, so finally me in a big Stephen moment oh, finally me and a big Stephen moment, hey. They look, it's me and Stephen Glow. He's like, I don't want shots. It's still bad. He's only been down there.

And Carl's like, I got to feel into something that's happened. And like, I want to know what's going on. And he's like, something happened over the summer. He tells us something happened over the summer. And it's like, yeah. The like tomorrow. I'm just surprised. That's like crying. Yeah. Like tomorrow. I feel bad about my behavior. I'm like, I just wanted to like, you know, check them with you buddy.

Like, how softball. Did you quit that? Were you ever in the softball? It's fine, dad. It's fine. And then Steven goes, and he like eats a french fry with his mouth open. I just want to hug. I just want a hot champ. I just want a hot champ.

Come on, champ. It's going to hot. Come on, baby. We only get once a night. Sometimes angry is something you sit with. And sometimes you just have to interrupt your dad. Do you know champ? He's like, sometimes I just get to have my Amazon Prime Packages in peace.

And sometimes I get to deliver it without my dad making fun of me to everybody and saying it's because I can't pay my rent. So, what? Do you want me to make an hour down my hot pocket? Don't say that, Dad. Stephen, he goes, I just want to be friends, champ. And Stephen's like, well, I want to be friends. I need to in my life. Okay. Like, you know a lot about me and I don't want to lose our friendship and Steven's like,

It's just like, yeah. You go like, yes, like when a friend burns me, like, guess what? I can replace. Yeah. It's like the Bates Motel. Okay. There's like not many vacancies here. And if I needed to take you into a shower to clear a space, then, I think wait a minute. I think the Bates Motel is a big issue.

Which version of Bates Motel, because no one ever stayed there except the people they die. Yeah, I feel like that's actually a terrible advertisement for you as a friend. It's like, yeah, I have no friends and I didn't want to be with those become a friend. I just like kill. So like, it's like the Bates Motel. Basically, you're going to go stand a really shitty room and I I'm gonna jerk off to you through a hole in the wall. Okay, basically there's like a skeleton of Christina Gibson upstairs in a rock and chair So don't be alarmed

So there's like don't worry Norman Lindsay did it Don't worry Norman Lindsay did it. It's all about a little bit of a break. She's like, great news, Norman. I just got a job at Us Weekly. Now get it, mother. You are. You are. You are.

You are. This might be like the Bates Motel, but the good thing is that he ended up becoming like a ripper. A ripper. A ripper. A ripper. A ripper. You don't get it, huh? No. that he ended up becoming like a... Dr. Sal. You don't get it, huh? Because an actor from a cellist now on the good doctor. Oh, it just wasn't funny.

Okay, right. No, no, no, no. The audio actually like, audio just sort of like blanked out for a moment, right over your punch line. So I just sort of smiled politely and waited for your audio to come back. I'm making a friend of mine. Skype was like, I've had enough of this.

So I don't blame her, girl. So then we see Lindsay flirting with the, would link the trainer in the car. So I like, blah, blah, kiss, salmon, kiss. Mwah. Manda's gonna be home. And then, Lindsay, Lindsay's back. Okay.

Hey guys, L to the I to the end, to the D to the S to the ass to the a to the wise back. So like, hey guys, guess where single Lindsay is. I don't know because one of us is here. Guess what? B.L.s is here. That stands for blushing Lindsay's. Oh, I'm so sorry, but I have to point out at the end of that father send dinner scene.

Carl goes, I love you, man. We need to have a boys night. And then he's like, and Ashley comes in and sees them and then walks right back out. So this was the moment that I thought to realize I was going to be edited out of the episode and I had to console myself and then because we now see everyone getting into bed and Steven's talking to Ashley about carol and meat. Just be like carol and meat, like. Oh. It was talking to a meat for a long time. They're assholes.

And then, little embeddman is like, Do you really love that? And Karol's like, um, uh, drunk. I want to marry you. My friends are all dad now. I was wanting to make babies. And she's like, what?

And then he goes, I have a great new concept for first baby. See, I give birth now to a fart. And Lindsey comes and always said maps and bed sleeping. She's like, I need a codler or something and he's like, oh, he's like, sorry, Sam and coma. So the next morning, Lauren is like, she's like, I'll confuse them where to go from here with Carl. She's like, what are you with Carl?

How do I go forward with Carl? What am I supposed to do? I'm like, Lauren, you've been in the same existential funk for a year now. If you haven't figured it out, we can't help you. We can do no, we can do no more. Okay, let me give you not the most positive advice, but the realist advice anybody gonna give you because we all been there, okay? Yeah. You just keep fucking him and then sobbing and then fucking him again until somebody better comes. That's actually really great advice. Just, you know, you're great advice. Just know you're gonna cry

and you're gonna get hurt but do it until something better comes. Totally worth it. You know, and then you're gonna have somebody better and then you guys aren't gonna talk for a really long time and then you're gonna see each other you know 20 years down the line and cheat on your husband's spend wise with each other and start all over again. Yeah, it'll be like that song in same old long-lang design except it'll wind up with you guys fucking instead of like sharing memories in the car while it's nose. Yeah, this is your horrible memory, penis memory,

and it's gonna last forever. So just enjoy the ride, girl. Enjoy it. So now everyone leaves the house and how it's Monday night. And Steven and Carl are gonna have their bros night except Ashley's there too, which kind of messes up that

bros night concept a little bit but she's like I'm gonna be the sort of support system for Stephen okay and we'll go apart back to Lauren Lauren do you hear about Stephen? Stephen Carl had a Stephen Carl had a dinner Lauren yeah I'm just here to support you like I'm just here in the back I'm not just saying anything I'm like I say anything you know you never call this support you to liquid courage okay liquid courage would you like that it's like a mix between like courage and courage. Can you also liquid courage?

It's like car. Car, car, car. Or it's just already liquid A. Doesn't this feel like a product? Again, because I'm different, I'm a different one. Yeah, it's like totally a different way. Like which one do you hear right now? Car.

Which one is wearing pirate sleeves right now? That's right. You guessed it. So Carla arrives and he's pissed at Ashley is there. He's like, uh, I thought this is gonna be a bruise knife. Jents. Yeah, I was like, are there any watermelons around because like I feel like we should warn the waiter. Like, guess who? Like who? Guess Luka's talking. It's me.

Uh-huh. Like, it's me, girl. Carl, Carl. Did you expect to see me? He's like, no. Wow. Carl, Carl, did you expect to see me? And he's like, no, wow. So Steven basically says that, you know, regarding saving their friendship and everything that once were great friends, whatever, but he's essentially fine with where their friendship is now,

like in this sort of cordial space. Which is not, okay, look, you do not need to be bringing your girl, your loud mouth girl, who already doesn't like him to stand up for you. Get outta here, you do not need to be bringing your girl, your loud mouth girl, who already doesn't like him to stand up for you. Get out of here, you're not going to have a real conversation with him like that. And he knows that. So everything he says is just like, okay, dad, I'm okay where we left off, okay, because I don't even know if you're a K-bubble of more.

And he's like, um, I appreciate you telling me that and expressing your feelings like that in front of your mother. But like, you know, it's a good dad. then I went through some things like up fire cheated on your mom Etc. I didn't communicate it well, but look here. I'm communicating now. I love you son You know and I don't care if you play baseball or T ball or football or Jim like I don't even care if you're Jim I'm gonna be care if you get off the couch. You like penis is great Yeah, and Stephen's just like Carl You you said to me sitting on the couch right next to me

that the best head you ever got was from a guy look as an older gay can I just say that that's a compliment yeah yeah sort of like I that's okay, I think strict guys always say that. Okay, they either say the best had I ever got from was from a guy or they say, I hear guys give the best had. It's not that they want to necessarily fuck you right now. It just means they need some kind of attention and they're trying to gauge whether or not the gay thinks that they're attractive because that's a very important step in a man's attractive ladder, you know, it's like, or it's jigswinter baby, do the vegs, you know, and then like, it just makes them feel like more of a man has nothing to do with us. Now look, I'm being bossy about it, but it took me a long time to figure that out.

I'm just excited to see Carl's reaction, like how he handles this. If it's, if he, like admits that he said it, if he denies it, I love it. I love a good gay cliffhanger. It really speaks to me as a gay man. I believe it 100% but I also believe it's kind of a bonding moment. You're not supposed to be repeating in front of your friend and on television. Like I think that was probably said, whether it was true or not, it was probably just said as a bonding moment with you to be like, hey, I'm not like gay,

but like I get it, my gays give good head. Which is how Carl relates. Head, his penis, you know? Yeah. The question is why is Steven so mad? Because I think that Carl leads him on and makes him think that he likes him and that he's maybe bisexual or something.

And it's hard when your friends with the straight guy, obviously I've been in this situation, which is why I'm projecting. But it is difficult because there's like that line of like, we're really friends, you know, and this is my. And guys can just be friends. Why can't guys just be friends? But if there's attraction and the straight guy senses it, there's an easy way to play on that.

So he feels more attractive even though he's not necessarily attracted. Yeah. So that makes me sense. That's a mind-funk, you know? And he's, no, everybody who's watched this show has known that Steven feels that or has some attraction, he's new out of the closet.

Carl makes it very easy, makes being straight, seem almost not straight at all, like very not intimidating, you know? And so it's hard not to fall for somebody like that. It's just like a guy who really likes you and he looks deep into your eyes and lets you be yourself and he's himself and long. I think Carl leads him on.

Probably, and it's probably that devastating realization that you and Lauren Workis are in the exact same spot. It is the same spot. Like he'll actually have more sex with Lauren Warkis, but it's still the same thing, where like he's defining him, he's making people like him based on his sexuality. That's it.

Nobody who's into Carl is like, oh my God, he's such a good person. Everybody who's with Carl is like, he's a shithead, he's mean, he's this and that, but I attracted to him, you know? Yeah. Yeah. It's the way of the car. And I'm not going to. And on that. And, but while I'm ranting against Carl, it's also unfair to Carl because they're using him, you know, like Carl's, they're just using him because he's cute. Like, he's a shitty person. They all say he's a shitty person.

So they're using him. So I don't really feel bad for anybody getting their feeling start because they keep putting themselves in situations like that just because of physical attraction and not because of emotion, you know. Yeah. I mean, at this point, they all should know better. I do feel, I do feel a little bad for Lauren because I do think that she is easily manipulated with the carl situation. And I think that she has trouble just she can't quit that carol you know it's hard to talk big like I talk but like I said earlier you just keep going back I have those same kinds of relationships and your it's your emotions aren't your your intellectual brain we can try and

intellectualize this shit all we want to and Lord knows all intellectualize anything but when you're in love or you're attracted you can't help it you just We can try and intellectualize this shit all we want to, and Lord knows all intellectualize anything. But when you're in love or you're attracted, you can't help it, you just can't. That's why the smartest people become fucking idiots around this stuff, you know? Absolutely. Absolutely. We've all been there. We just become deranged psychopaths because of all the carls in the world.

All the carls do this to us. Not fair. And, you know, the Lawrence do it too. The Lawrence do it to them too. I'm a Lawrence, you know, but Lord knows I've probably put a lot of Carl through the ringer who were like, why would you even like me? I've never even spoken, but I make this whole thing in my head.

Like, wow, I'm not by liking him. They're so cute. It's love, guys. It hurts, man. So on that note, love hurts. We're excited to see everyone tonight at the Barry Ballroom. Well, I'm sure we'll have plenty of stories to report back. And tomorrow we will have our Vanderpump rules coverage up tomorrow, because we're doing

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