Watch What Crappens - SummerHouse: Every Roast Has Its Thorn

Episode Date: May 2, 2020

On this week's crazy Summer House, the girls scream at Hannah for hooking up with resident male model Luke. Tensions are at an all time high. Perfect time for a roast! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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of time left to put your weight on me. This episode is called America's roast wanted because I totally like to roast on a good roaster, not a roast, not a roast. Actually, they didn't bring it up. It was on a roast. I say compared to real housewives of Dallas, they really, they really kicked it out of the park with a roasting on this episode. I have to say, well, I didn't get to see anybody eat an entire box of donuts by themselves, but you know what?

I appreciate the effort. I applaud the effort. Well, some other things were eaten instead. So, uh, Trixie, we start off with a classic Trixie tune. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh What's your problem? Um, Kyle, I'm not in a mood right now. Kyle, like, oh, great. That's what exactly what you want to wake up to. Yeah, I said, why are you mad, babe? I'm just like, oh, I'm, I'm because, like, I'm really mad about everything, Kyle. And he says because you said, spend all day sticking up for Hannah, then she like, totally have sex, yeah.

Kyle's obsessed with who's having sex. Yes. And who's not having sex. I saw him commenting on somebody's intense sex. Yeah. Kyle's obsessed with using having sex. Yes. And he's not having sex. I saw him commenting on somebody's Instagram post. So I was like, shut up a man, dad. You know, it's none of your business. And your boyfriend cheated on you a million times. And he's like, um, we were having sex,

which makes our relationship totally different. And then his next comment is like, but we were having sex. What is your deal, dude? Sex is a very normal thing, but everybody does. Well, that was the original name of his brand. Before his lover point was, but we were having sex. Yeah, it's serious. We were having sex.

We're having sex. So, Amanda's like, yeah, I was standing up for the whole weekend and all she had to do is say, guys, I still want to have socks with him. I sort of thought that she had said that. I mean, it's sort of funny. I kind of think everyone is correct. I think that like Hannah's right, they should just sort of like, just let that like she

and Luca find so they shouldn't get into a tizzy. But I also think Paige and Amanda are sort of right. Like, you say all this stuff about how you guys just gonna be friends, you don't like wanna mess with someone, if he's with someone, all this stuff, and then you still have sex with him. So I think they're kind of like all correct. And I don't know how you fix that,

but you know, everyone gets a trophy. I don't. You don't think they're all correct? Everyone gets a dick trophy. No, I think that if she had gone around like Amanda crying to everybody all the time about it and they got mad And that would be one thing, but she's never done that. She's just like, oh, he's dating other people who cares I mean, I don't think that she's gonna fuck you or not like he cares

I don't think that she was as like annoying as Amanda was like when she was like whenever she's like an a Kyle issue But like I do get that thing when you're like talking with a friend and she's like, you know, I'm just not going to do it. I'm not going to like pursue him because yada yada yada. And then all of a sudden they're like together. It's like sort of like annoying. Like, okay, well, glad I spent that time having a conversation about it. So like I understand why they're annoyed. But ultimately, it's like not that big of a deal. Right. Like if they are if I stuck to everything I said to other people that I was gonna do,

I'd be about 50 pounds right now. Because I've said I'm gonna go on a diet every day for the past 40-something years. So I'm on, I'm team Han on. No, I mean, I am too, because I also get that thing where she's saying one thing, that's her intention, but also things change.

I mean, there was a conversation that was had by Han and Luke on a tennis court tennis ratchet Which did change it because you know sometimes Attitudes and emotions can change very quickly, especially if you're in a summer house. I Guess so Hannah goes into pages room. They pages still sleeping and she wakes her up and pages like did you got a licks room? Did you fuck Luke? And she's like, no. Oh, by the way, I've been taking birth control in so long and Lindsay's like, um, might wanna hang them. And I ran straight to the birth control. It's a page like, um, so you did have sex. Okay, not liking or subscribing to any of this.

No, but we had fun. It's like, um, so you had oral that that means oral. She's like, um, I'm pretty sure he had his glasses on the entire time. So that's the opposite of ratchet hot. And bitch goes, I'm lip it. We're just like so page, especially to say I'm live it in like the least live it. Don't I'm so angry right now.

I'm living. I'm livin' in the least livid tone. I'm so angry right now. I'm livin', I'm livin'. So Hannah and Lindsay go off to get some coffee. And as soon as they're out of the house, Paige goes running upstairs, so Amanda's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, she's like, oh my God, you gotta wake up. We have to talk about this.

And Amanda's like, I'm so pissed. Like, what a fucking waste in my time I'm like me like like how we felt every time we watch an argument about where the wedding venue is gonna be I get it Yeah, like five minutes ago Pages like I am shook So then it's everybody's in their bathing suit for some pool time and Everything's awkward in the kitchen and looks like a hey page, I just literally cooked if you want something and she's like, now. So it's really tense and no one's.

Yeah, no one's gonna do it. It's like basic level hot. She's like, but it's almost a hot dish. It's eggs like, no, we will not have that. It's a fantastic silent protest and you can figure out why I am. And Amanda goes, um, awkward morning and cargo's, oh, yeah. and you can figure out why I am. Right. Any Madagas? Awkward morning. And Kargol's, oh yeah, cause we thought you two were having sex, so.

I'm like, what are you so mad about? You're the one running around going, are you gonna have sex? Are you gonna have sex? Did you have sex? What are you gonna have sex? Are you gonna do it? What are you gonna do? I know, seriously.

Gotta go down, gonna go down. Gonna go down. So Paige is like, So Luke, how's your night, Luke? And he's like, Fine, it was really fine I had a great June that Hot Dishes which is why I'm making this partial Hot Dish for you right now.

Oh really? And what happened in your night? Actually, I forgot, he actually says, Oh well, you know, I think I had a crazy dream. I was just making that shit up. I forgot, he actually said he had a crazy dream. God, just making that shit up. I forgot he actually said he had a crazy dream. God, we really do know this. I'm just joking and Amanda goes,

and now when's the laughing loon? Wow. Well, did you have sex with her or not? And he's like, well, I think that's something you're gonna have to ask her. And Paige goes, that's an annoying excuse. So he's like, you guys, can I just wake up in the morning and crowd's like, well, I think your card had taken advantage of the fact that she's like, you guys can I just wake up in the morning and Kyle's like, well, I think

you're caught it taking advantage of the fact that she's clearly into you even though I was just having a parade for you to have sex with her last night. Yeah, exactly. She's like, yeah, and basically now and me and I just look stupid. Anyway, excuse us. We're going to put on giant bathing suits with huge frilly arms. Bye. And Carl's like, oh, I'm going gonna take out the trash. Hey trash, you're looking good, by the way.

Yeah, you're looking really good, by the way. Yeah, yeah. So Hannah and Lindsey come back and Hannah's, you know, reiterating that they didn't have sex, but you know, Luke put in the work, wink, wink, wink, etc. So they're back and so page and jewels in a man are sitting out by the pool and they are still just so angry about the situation. Yeah and Amanda tells me she passes by when she gets... You're being kind of an asshole. You're not even telling us anything you said that happened. Like what happened? What didn't happen? You're not cool. I guess any being gentlemanly actually by like not kissing and telling and like letting

Hannah be the one to do it. Yeah, if you said anything they'd have been like, he was down here bragging like, hey, I'm saying so in the end. Exactly. He plays all coy and then like the moment you're not there, he's like, oh, he has X. So I'm like, I'm, yeah. So Lindsey takes hand outside and she's like, so there's like, no, we just pulled around. Yeah, that was like a full hour. So, yeah, so, so Kyle is like inside telling Luke, like, listen, everyone needs to be on the same page. We need to know, if are you at bone town, are you going to bone town, have you left bone

town, have you ever had sex with a can of hearty, because it can happen? Luke's like, I think you're out of order with your own lives, okay? He's like, wow, there have been very many examples examples like where Hannah felt you were overbearing or jealous and Hannah comes in and hears that. She's like, I never said he was overbearing or jealous. What are you talking about? He's like, oh, so there haven't been moments of summer when you thought he was jealous

because I'm pretty sure that's what Amanda said. So I thought it was hot when he was jealous. Yeah, she's like, honestly, the time he was jealous, it was kind of cute, you know? Like, you ever see like a dog playing with a ball and then you have a bone that you give to another dog and then that first dog gets jealous, it was like that. He's like saying and describing his manipulation

of the girls, you didn't say, like, why are you so angry, Kyle? He's like, because it's weekend. That's been botched Dude four out of five weekends are listening to you in Amanda's scream fight and cry both of you seriously Seriously, I think that was exactly my thought So now Hannah goes outside to the girls and she's like, um, I just got a check by Kyle Are you guys all like like so mad at me right now like what's happening and Amanda's like like Are you guys all like so mad at me right now? Like what's happening? And Amanda's like, like, we were looking out for you.

And like, I mean, I'm like annoyed right now. Like, if I could make guacamole, I would and not serve you any. And Paige goes, look, it's hard to see it when you're in it and you're very much in it. And as your best friend, sorry Amanda, I would like to say you got played. He played the sexing, he held it over your head. And then

you were transparent. And he said he's open and honest and I stuck up for you. And now he's in the kitchen like, yeah, but like got it anyway. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like really hard to see it when you're in it, sort of like when you're wearing a dress, that's about $50 to expensive because you got a macy's when you could have just found it on a rack at Goodwill. So yeah, for example, I didn't realize I was wearing a muppet last week until I had taken it off and salt laying on the ground. And I was like, oh.

I was wearing a poncho, it turned out it was a designer shawl from Barney's. Okay, I was mortified, mortified. And Lindsay is in the kitchen with Luke now. I'm just like, um, like, can people just lay out? Like, if you and Adder are now. I'm like, um, like, can people just lay out? Okay, I'm great with it and then if you're not okay, they're not so great with it because like I'm still gonna be here And Luke is like like I'm really holding my cool right now like I really am like oh god so mad Oh, sorry about that. Oh god. I really lost it there for a second.

God, I'm angry. Oh, sorry, God for saying that. I was called this. That was really cool. There's a gold dish. I'm so mad. I could just go to the stove right now and put a bunch of sausage and egg and cheese and vegetables in a pan and put it in the oven and then serve it and be like, how's this for hot dish? Hot dish? God, sorry about that. So I agree, I'm gonna make breakfast for everyone. I'm gonna make breakfast for everyone again. That's how man I am. So then Hannah's. So then Hannah outside is sticking out for herself.

She's like, you guys don't even know Luke, you don't understand you guys. I'm not dating him. That's alright. Just was playing that is in my mind with Luke for my dating at all. Oh! That's sorry, I just was playing tennis in my mind with Luke for I'm not dating at all. Oh, right, it's in all of them. Yeah, truly one of the more annoying defenses in this sort of situation is you guys just don't know Luke. I have to admit, that is like not my favorite.

Like you guys don't know, you don't know. So, she's like, you know the whole time, I've been really good and Paige is, Hannah. Hannah. So she's like, do you know the whole time? I've been really good and pages Hannah Hannah Hannah No, do you guys even even fucking know Luke? Do you even know Luke? I mean look there's a lot that you don't see Okay, first of all he's a male model second of all he makes jewelry third of all he sings about coyotes fourth of all He wears bandana sometimes fifth of all he rides a Sixth of all, he sometimes makes hot dishes. Seventh of all, he's tall.

Oh, I guess that's it. Oh wait, eight, he's a male model. You said that already. Oh, all right, eight in one. All right, okay, I guess you do know him. All right, never mind. He's a male model. He's a male model.

He's a male model. You said that already. Oh, all right, eight in one. All right, okay, I guess you do know him. All right, never mind. So, Paige is like, he fights other girls all summer. He came up to you with that party and said, fuck you to a guy in front of you. Something, I think that's what she said. And Hannah's like, oh, I'm feeling too much back then.

Yeah, she's like, I'm feeling just respected you guys. Like, you don't even listen to me. Like, um, I'm listening to you and you sound insane. Okay. You sound like you're under some trance you know well you know here's the thing have you ever had a hot dish because I don't think you really know what a hot dish is okay this guy wanted to have sex with me but he didn't because he has feelings okay and page because that's only mixed use that's all pages gonna say that excuse me if you have the feeling for someone you have sex with them, okay?

You have sex and then you like and subscribe to their channel, okay? That's what love is. And Luke is watching inside and he tells Lizzy. She's taking heat out there right now. I don't like that. Alright, how many people there? How many, how many how much did I make? So come here now.

I'm so mad I might make everyone's beds. I am so mad. So Paige is like... Then we get to the real crux of it. Paige is like, I lost an entire fucking summer with you because of him. Okay, Hannah, I missed you all summer. So that's really what this boils down to, right?

Yeah, and Hannah's like, I know, but whatever. I love you, but you guys have significant others. And she's like, I do not, he's in New York. And this summer, I only did this summer to hang out with you, Anna. Yeah, Amanda's like, um, I do not, he's in New York and this summer I only did this summer to hang out with you Yeah, Amanda's like would you ever let a man talk to me or talk about me the way he does to you I mean you get so upset with Kyle when Kyle says and hands like oh, okay, okay, that's what if you're issue Okay, so you miss me you are not happy. Moving on, don't take it out of me. I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now, Dune?

And she gets up and walks off. She's screaming, I think I'm out of your mind. Because Hannah gets it 100% right in that one instance. She's like, okay, so this is why you're fighting and that's why you're fighting, got it. So now the girls have to comfort page who's stopping, which makes no sense. She's not the one who, got it. So now the girls have to comfort Paige who's sobbing, which makes no sense. She's not the one who just got yelled at by Paige.

So she's crying, and then Hannah goes off with Lindsay. Like, uh! Hannah, come here, come here! Let's just like take a walk to the end of the driveway. The driveway fixes everything, okay? The driveway fixes everything. What? And just Hannah. She's like, oh, I'm having a dispute. fixes everything what? and just and

just like I'm having a dispute just like that honors that was like worse than anything like when did that

narrative come from a narrative and and people just like don't know I don't know what he is

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Hannah, twist it, that whole thing! Like, when we were yelling at him, that was fine with her on Friday. But now we're at the bad guys. How did that happen? And meanwhile, Carl is like watching all this from inside. He's like, ah, interesting morning already, huh? Ha, high five house plans.

Yeah, house high five. Anybody got trash to take out? I totally do it. Yeah, you look good, by the way. You look great, by the way, door. Oh, I didn Yeah, you look good by the way. You look great by the way. Door. Oh, I didn't break that door by the way, but it does look great. I didn't break it. So yeah, so basically, I'm just going to be a good friend. So Hannah, now Hannah's mad because of the way Paige talked to her. So Hannah's whole thing now is that like

Paige's her best friend and she shouldn't be talking to her like that. And then she's like, I feel so like betrayed. It's just like, just start sobbing until Lindsay's arms and Lindsay like could not love this anymore. She's like, oh, they're there, tennis person. They're there. Mm-hmm.

And then Kyle was talking to Luke and he's like, well, that was the worst has ever been bro It looks like I don't know what to tell you well Sunday. We're dealing with this shit, bro Yeah, just goes to his room and goes Wow, that was a big one He's like I'm speaking with her bro. So then now jewels goes over to page in Amanda and So then, um, now Jules goes over to Page and Amanda. And the page is like, I'm sorry, Jules is like, it's just so sad that she's willing to put him between you two. I can't believe Hannah, we've put a guide before you two.

I guess there's a vacancy in the trio, so anyway, um, officially, consider this my official application to be the third wheel. And Hannah comes and she's like, damn it. So they all leave Paige in there to talk to Hannah and Paige's like, can we talk just the two of us? And Hannah just ignores her. So Paige leaves the room and she's like, beep beep beep, Barry, come get me, Barry. I'm very upset, Barry. Come get me, Barry. Can you pick me up? Okay, thanks. I'm like, how does Perry get to pick her up? Isn't Perry in the city or is he in a different place

than the Hamptons, but she's like, can you pick me up? Thanks. Old man Uber. Oh, that old man Uber. Old man Uber. So, okay, so now Lindsey, now that there's just full chaos, Lindsay goes up to her room and she's like, hi, um, hey Siri, can you call the L.I.W.L.R. lady? Oh, not you for real, not you for real Siri? No, oh god, god, my phone is actually trying

to call the long-on railroad. Okay. Hi, digital assistant, can you call the sad woman on the yellow I double-r, thanks. Hi Danielle, it's me Lindsay. Let's face time and let me gossip to you. There is big arguments happening today with page number nine. Oh, because last night there was a lot of money. I'm gonna remember, oh, my.

And Danielle's like from Luke's room and she starts cracking up. And then she goes, it went on for like an hour and Daniel's like, yes! And then he's like, I mean like, pain and a manner are like upset because if it's like repulsion towards Luke and like, can't they just be happy? Like I woke up happy for Amanda. I woke happy. I was like, let's go straight for the rosé, but let's pretend the rosé. You'll see it all. And she tells us when Gail and Amanda started

dating, Amanda was like a booty call. Oh, Amanda. What exactly? Is there a problem here? And then she's like, oh, and by the way, Danielle, I know you're coming in next weekend, but so is Steven. So how do you feel about Rusty floorboards? She's like, I got an air mattress, going air mattress, going straight to the air D. That's so damn you. I'll bring my air mattress. I know. I think like the first time ever like a friend of Amani shows has brought an air mattress to be part of this to you. That is so her because that's such a rusting to have in your apartment in New York City because you don't have any room you know for anything but of course Daniel's like never know when you're gonna need an air mattress. Yeah I've just been like waiting

for this moment. Ever since you got it at Costco and then we like cut to Hannah and Luke playing tennis which sounds exactly like you'd expect it's basically oh yeah oh yeah Amanda and Kyle are sitting out in the sun and Kyle's like uh we he's dropped on that look pretty eat it babe check yeah the fact that she got so mad at me is insane Kyle that's not that insane to be honest like she basically finally got the action she wanted, all summer long, and then you guys were like attacking her.

So it's not that insane. Yeah, she's like, nothing even happened with Carl and Joel's Kyle. And Carl like needs that, like no strings attached. And she's like the queen of that. So then Kyle's like, well, that's a great segue. Uh, so guess what, Carl and Danielle hooked up in the back of a new birth three weeks ago. Kyle who hates all the fighting in the house is like, yes, it's out Lindsey. And apparently Carl has been having a bunch of drunk and make outs with Danielle for a while now, okay? And he's, Kyle's like, I think there's

something deep down there, you know, I think there's something going on. I'm like, yeah, a sad person who it's feel, needs to have female companionship, otherwise he doesn't, he feels invisible maybe? I don't know. Yeah, two lonely people fucking cause they're the only options. Yeah, sounds about right. Yeah, that's like taking the cake out of the trash can.

Like, you know what, that's still good. There's still some meat on that. You just meat on the cake. So, cake meat, cake meat. Oh, I'm gonna advertise that. We might be our agency, cake meat. I just budget the cake meat. Come back.

Guess what, they're serving cake meat at Joulawn. Cake meat house, cake meat at Jule on Take me out cake meat beach so So pages like you know, I just want to go home. Okay, like I'm not gonna like surround I wait for Hannah and Luke to get engaged Okay, cuz I am Larva Everybody's sleeping anyway, pages like I'm gonna make a stand. And then they all leave. Yeah, and then... And then Jules hands Carl a sweatshirt back.

Like Carl, here's your sweatshirt back. He's like, oh, you're not the first girl to borrow sweatshirt from me. You look great by the way. Thanks, great sweatshirt, great sweatshirt. Put my sweatshirt on me. So Perry shows up and say, been great guys. So she leaves and then everyone else leaves. And then my favorite song.

Are you ready for a Bible? Yeah. Are you ready for a Bible? You're ready for a Bible. What is it? Are you ready for a Bible? Like are you ready for like a fun little gift? I don't know.

Sounds like are you ready for a Bible to be? Trixie just drunk all the time. Yeah, I don't know what she's saying anymore, but I love it. She's mad at switches. And now we're in the city, so let's switch back to... Waa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Classic. It's a classic. So then we just skip right to Thursday. So we know this is an action packed episode of where we don't even get like the fake Monday Tuesday Wednesday where you see Kyle taking business meetings on the sidewalk or like Lindsay ordering coffee while also being like.

I need to see the clippings. I need to see the clippings. Yeah. We just get right to Thursday. We're wearing a dress made out of pencil shavings. You can't not believe that this was $10. Or Jules doing some sort of vague social influencing that doesn't make sense. The pain like, okay, I need you to put the napkin on the pigeon. Great, love this shot. It's like, what are you promoting here? So Luke is at Delgado so wisely. Yeah. So basically

he's selling his engagement ring at long last. And he's like, you know, it's time I, you know, it's like this is this is going to feel good, you know, because I bought this and I need to get it out of my life. And you know, I'm just going to move on and ladies like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just give me the ring. I've heard this before. Okay, you got $6,000. Yeah, your divorce story is so much more interesting than everyone else's. Please tell me every detail. Well, you know, I met this girl and we kind of like,

okay, I'm either ring, thank you sir. And me the ring. And he's like, you know, I'm selling my Corvette right now. Why don't you do that too? I also got a hat dish I just made. Maybe you could sell that on the market. She's like, you know, I'm selling my Corvette right now. Why don't you do that too? I also got a hat dish. I just made. Maybe you could sell that on the market. She's like, mm-hmm. Look at that.

You're a bandana man. So then Jules goes to lunch with Carl. And she goes, she's the first to get to the restaurant. And the waitress is like, here's your table, ma'am. And she goes, amazing. What? Thank you so much. What a huge, like, what an innovation in

diner technology tables. I cannot believe it. You put a something flat on things that stand up. Wow. Wow. And Carl says that I've been to you. How were you? Wow.

It's like, hey, hey. It's like you look amazing by the way. When you were like, let's get together. I was like, oh, I have to wash my hair. I'm kidding, didn't. Oh, so I mean, I have to say I can't imagine moving to New York and then like within two weeks, two to three weeks while you're still looking right by the way.

Then you're like in the Hampton's like every weekend, trying to juggle friends, a job, a group of people who said they don't want you in the house, people who just like hate you, people who say that they would literally leave you in a burning building, like, wow, I'm so proud of you, Jules. How was that experience? Just kidding, not really asking you. Your story.

First day. Thank you. Thank you. He's like setting her up to talk and then he doesn't let her. He's like, your first story. First day I moved here. I had a moving truck and like, my largest couch doesn't fit in the door So we put it back on the truck and I go drink some beers and I come home and midnight of the couch. He's gone

Ah, welcome to New York. I mean, I thought I already knew New York because I went to Syracuse University Which is actually an opposite New York. Yeah true story. But I guess what upsets different from Manhattan. So it's almost like I said to the couch, put your weight on me and the couch was like, I'm gonna put my weight on someone else. True story. What am I talking about again? Do you want to order pancakes or what? If you could change anything over eight weeks, would it be my white jeans? And she's like, um, actually what I want to say is giving Jordan a as big of the baby of the dada as I did. My biggest regret was not using Apple Pay to order this meal. That was on my biggest regret. And so then Carl's like, you know, the whole reason I had problems with jewels is that

she wasn't opening up, but then again, I didn't either. And you know what, she's sweetheart, and we're connecting. And it feels really good. And she's not bad to look at, by the way. She looked great, by the way. But she wasn't opening up, you weren't talking to her. She was trying. She tried to tell the story about her grandfather starting Chilean since the Nadi and you guys

like just, you were so obnoxious to her, I don't say that she wasn't opening up. And let's just point out that Jules has said nothing in this entire conversation except that she regrets banging Jordan. And so Carl goes, Carl goes, this is the Jules I've been wanting to meet. She didn't even do anything. And she goes, oh, I'm so glad I,

you finally got to meet her. I'm sad for Jules's need for acceptance because she should have more self respect to be like I've always been here It's not that like Jules just showed up that you finally started paying attention, but yeah, she's like yeah I'm glad you got to meet her. He goes she's actually pretty cool. Yeah, she's actually pretty cool I'm like well thanks for the approval of approval Carl. Yeah. So now they're heading to the Hamptons and this time, Carl and Amanda are in the car with Paige. And Lindsay's in the car with Danielle Jules and Carl.

So, and then Luke and Hannah are together. So then Paige is like, oh, look at that car guys. And Carl's like, that is mint. That moment made me laugh so hard, because I don't know in my mind, I feel like Paige doesn't see other cars. And that's not just because she every time we do see her driving, she's a bad driver. Like, I imagine when she's singing a car, she doesn't realize her car's around her car. So for her to be like, oh, wow, look at that car. It's like watching me and have been talking about any car. She's like, wow, the that car. It's like, I'm just gonna be talking about any car. She's like, wow, they're other cars.

They're other cars. I feel like that she thinks that generally speaking, cars are disgusting. Like I think that she thinks they're just stupid metal things. Like they're not like, if there were dresses, it would be cool that they're cars. She's like, one of those, one of those things around us.

So she goes, can we talk about Carl and Tan Gowl? And Amanda's like, we get a clip of Amanda like, so then Amanda's like, I'm curious if Lindsey has any idea. The real test is, if it's, if it's, if it's, Lindsey is upset. Well, I know everybody's sweat drink. I had to talk with Hannah. We got drinks and we love fine. So yeah and so it's pages like so my fight with Hannah I'll ask it all of like four seconds and then we get a flashback of basically page me like, well, I'm sorry and Hannah being like, um, you know, I know like I've been in bad relationships

But like I know what I'm doing because if there's anything about people who've been in repeated bad relationships is that they always know what they're doing in their next relationships. So, hashtag, Ratchet tennis. Okay, no matter what, you're my best friend. Gotta go, Perry's calling. Bye, bitch. So she's like, well, I don't know if Amanda's gonna have an easy time though. I'm really nervous. And she goes, just be, you know, just like when you talk to Hannah, she to Hannah to like um does Hannah plan on fighting with me Vages like um basically like if you guys just are gonna fight um

I'm just gonna be come friends with Lindsay. Okay. I'm awful thought So Danielle is massaging Carl. He's in the front seat, the passenger seat. She's massaging him from behind. He's like, keep on going, Daniel, he took. This feels great by the way. This is the Daniel up and waiting to meet. Yeah, thanks. Nice to meet you, I'm Carl. I'm sure it's because I am so glad I'm with you guys.

And he's like, who do you usually go with? Just makes it a mad dad and he goes, oh, fun car. So Lindsay's like, who do you usually go with? He makes it in a mad bag and he goes, oh, fun car. Yeah. So Lindsay's like, I'm just confused. That's like, why the girls can't be happy for their best friend. Like, what is this? Like, reporter Christina Gibson,

reporting live from the friendship. I mean, why can't you just get eaten out for an hour and a half and everyone be happy for? Um, well, we based our opinion on what Hannah told us about Luca. I'm like, I don't like this a wee suss, big bears out. Um, yeah. And so, uh, Jules is saying that she thinks that Luca is controlling and manipulating and then he's like, um, I don't think that's all.

Do you even know him, Jules? I mean, here's a fun fact. He's a male model. He's sawing for minutes. Oh, he may not. It is. He wears a scarf and he does jewelry and just sold a ring. So like, did you not know about that?

Oh, you did? OK, nevermind. And he's the male model. You already said that. Wait, did you know him? You do. You know, you know, okay. So, Carl does, uh, I dare anybody to talk about anything else. So, Carl, we heard that you got wasted and embarrassed yourself professionally. Oh, anything else other than that. Not that. Hey, you guys know what happened to my couch

on my first mood here? That's a good one. Yeah. Hey, hey, Jules, by the way, thanks for continuing to open up. Do you have anything to say for yourself? Great. Anyway, I love this car.

Wow, it's a great car. So they get there and Carl has a box of fireball and a suitcase and Jules goes, I'll help you. And you and he goes all right here you can take the fireball and she's like okay it goes up here it's at the suitcase and she's following him and he goes the fireball goes in the pantry she says but you said you're going to name the room and he's like I'll be for that that far ball looks great I'll take half those yeah. Yeah, poor jewels. That's a bad sign if you're just blindly following Carl

with a box of fireball. Like, that's like, this is not a very good visual metaphor for your relationship with him. Jules goes, I'm having fun with Carla and like, whatever, this is going on between us. Like, I'm gonna ride it out. I'm like, nothing's going on between you guys. You bought a lunch.

That's what it is. You're literally his lunch pass. Yeah. So then everyone's in the kitchen in Amanda. You know, Amanda's like in one of those moods because she's cooking everything. You know what I'm saying? I am making nachos, Kyle.

I love the seven nachos. Yeah, yeah, it's a delicious. I'm so hungry. I'm making nachos, Kyle. I love the seven nachos. Yeah, yeah, it's a delicious one. I'm hungry. I mean, because that's my nachos. I was watching that. I was like, I have not had Mexican food in like two months. I need resentment nachos. Mm.

So Luke's like, oh, hey guys. I'm like, ah! We're still being kind of redo. And Carl's like, well, you're clean-chaining. What are you going on a job interview or what? Oh, gross, bro, gross. Maybe you should take some pointers for someone already has a job for the next two weeks.

Don't try so hard. You look great by the way, Luke. You do. You look as you should. OK, this is how you look on the box, Luke. You can't just look like this on the box. And then you open the box. It's all like Harry and I'm shaving the smelly.

This is what you're a male model. You just look like this on the box and then you open the box. It's all like Harry and I'm shaving the smelly. This is what you're a male model. You just look like this every day. Okay. So then Carl's like, oh, I don't know how are you. She's like, um, we rode together. You weirdo. Stop it. So he's like, all right guys, so tonight,

are you familiar with what a roast is? A roast is this. Yeah. When you boil something. No, Minnesota, all right. Stop changing, stop changing terminology about food around. Oh, we're gonna make some knots with honey. No, no, no, not that kind of roast either. Oh, okay.

What they do to the witches. No, but you're closer. It's the closest you've been actually. He's like, all right, people are going to make fun of you. And then you like give you, they're going to give you shit. And but you have to accept that it's a joke. Yeah. And uh, Paige is like, um, no, why don't you take it personally? Um, but also it's real. So take it very personally. So she goes out to set the table with jewels and uh, Luke's like, uh, hey, Hannah, you want to drink?

She's like, don't have too much. I want your dick to work. He's like, ah, right. Guess I'll just stick to the hefty shoes tonight. So, yes, a page in jewels are cleaning the table outside. And jewels is like, page off. So Lindsay, like, uh, ripped on me a new one for being on like your side. And for the record, I would like to have some credit for being on your side while Lindsay was yelling at me. So I think I'm sort of part of the click now, right? And we'll see about that. Yeah.

She's like, so she was saying like, if you guys are her friend, why can't you be happy for Hannah? And people are like, um, she's the last one I take friendship advice from. So they're like, subscribe. So then we get a clip of Lindsay and page swabbling all summer. And he's like, you mess with me and my best friend, something I will not stand for. But you then see, like, whoa. Yeah, seriously, here's something I will stand for.

Okay. This halter top for 1999 at Mandy's thanks bye Do you guys know that or Mandy's no, okay, it's exactly what you expect it's called Mandy's so Just saying so then we got Lindsay like Kylie What's going on with girl to say. So then we get Lindsay like, Kylie, so Kylie, so Kylie, what's going on with Carl? He's like, well, I was put in a pretty awkward situation

because we hosted a happy hour and he showed up. Oh, I have to take a sales meeting because he wasn't even making any sense. Like he jeopardized the brand with top cheer clients. Yeah. All right. Yeah, Carl basically put me in an awkward situation because I hired him. That's it. He's like Mr. 11 was so upset about it. And I had to take him aside and say listen, seven. Just gonna have to forgive me. I'm just gonna forgive my friend. He could do it.

He's like, this is not the first time, this is like the fourth time he's been like that in a month. He really insulted Mr. Brio Store A, and I'm pretty sure we will not be there. When he's like, um, he is also a sanitizer. What do you think I've been so heavy on the hand of like stop masking your emotions with alcohol and female? Has she really, I'm not sure about that.

You were, you were the alcohol and the female. I'm about to say, you dated him. You dated where? You're a female full of alcohol for my three of those weeks. And then we have, we just cut to page saying, I need an alcoholic beverage and call going, save the same, yeah, by the way, this alcoholic beverage looks great by the way.

Yeah, I'm gonna date it, I think, yeah. Yeah, throughout their conversation, they keep cutting the guy to Carl and he's always like, umpore and rosé, now I'm drinking a margarita, now I'm drinking fireball from the bottle. I just bought pancakes for this, for this, uh, quervo, yeah. Um, so, pageant h are like downstairs and Pagin is like, Oh my God, I'm so glad we're friends again.

Cos now we can gossip about people. Yeah. And it goes, well, I still have to deal with the other one. She's, Amanda got me in like a very different way. I mean, like, the sort of like, I thought it was strange to keep throwing nacho chips at me. That was weird. I didn't like that. So Amanda here is talking and stops at the door. She's like, she has candy scene. What's your night? They're wearing don't yell at me.

And Paige is like, you guys chat. I need that. I'm leaving. I'm going to like and subscribe to the kitchen counter right now. OK, bye. So Amanda, they sit on the bed. And Amanda is like, I to the kitchen counter right now. Okay, bye. So, Amanda, they sit on the bed and Amanda's like, I feel so sad about the way everything went down Kyle.

Like, I went into that conversation and like wanting to talk like we're talking right now. Yeah, and Hannah's like, listen, I'm not helpless. I know what I'm doing. I'm getting emotionally invested in a male model who plays hockey and sometimes where's a bandana and it's not gonna work out well for me and I'm okay with that. I think you were like, I'm interested in and then whatever happens Saturday, happen. Fuck them. And you have all that, all this tension and confusion and then it exploded. I mean, there are just like so many moments you don't see. Like, when he makes hot dishes

or makes bacon for everyone, or sings about coyotes, I see all those moments. Okay, how about when he throws balls up baskets and can't get them in? Yeah, it's on that too. What about when he walks into rooms? You've seen that before he like

literally just appears for you right now I see him walk all right never mind then the page comes back in and she's like um are you guys friends again she's yeah we know him in clean and here Kyle and page is like yay our click is back together next order of business let's talk about other people. Which by the way, that was like my favorite moment. Yay, we're back together. Okay, new order of business.

We got to talk about other things. Like our click is back together. So sad that Jules isn't here. Yeah. So basically, Jules told me that Lindsey ripped her a new one. I put periods between each word. So you guys we got it So like she said that we should be on your side like where the worst friends to Hannah etc. And she's like why is all this judging a Friendship's going on? I just don't get it. She's because she is jealous. Yeah, she's jealous. And then Trixie chimes in going,

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? And apparently the answer to that is put on light pants because we see Carl and his iconic white pants sort of stalking around the house with, you know, because he can't bend his knees. He's just sort of like a man on stilts in his white white jeans walking around getting ready for dinner. I know. I want to send Carl some stuff. You know what? Carl has his moments on this show, but he's still like Carl. You know, and I want to send him like some, I don't know, like some doctors. Doctors. I thought like a gift certificate to like the macaroni factory, whatever it's called.

No, close. Something that's not white pants got damaged. Send him like a caftan, a Carlton. Yeah, Carlton. Yeah. We can get him like a Patricia Alchule caftan, but instead of like little dark faces on it, it could just be like, fireball. Yeah.

Or the work is twins. That'd be even better. Got Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl on the door and stuff and Carl opens the door and pages like, oh hey guys, didn't know you were in there. As the rest started, that was kind of rusty. There's so much you don't know about Luke. I mean, look, look when I just learned about him in the pantry, he loves making jewelry. Already knew that. Oh, damn it. So Carl's like, all right, guys, because now they're sitting at dinner.

He's like, guys, it's been an amazing summer, but I have to steal the floor for a minute Me and Amanda finally found a venue and said a date like yay Because oh where we bachelor partnering bachelor partying where we doing that and also Can someone pay for me just asking in advance thanks And Carl is drinking fireball from the bottle now. He's going to get, this is not going to end well. Yeah. So Amanda's like, we're not telling you all where it is because you're not all invited. Sorry.

Yeah. Sorry. Well, that was actually mainly directed towards jewels. Hey, jewels. Sorry, jewels. Yeah. Hey, jewels. Here's the address for the wedding venue.

So go enjoy it. Jules, like, is this that building that's been on fire for a long time? Yeah, go inside. Yeah, have fun. So then, Carl's like, now it's time for the Rose. Go ahead, Luke. You start, Luke, right? And, Matt, it's like, remember, you can't get upset.

Because if you have a bad attitude, then you have a bad sense of humor. Yeah. So Luke is like, oh, so Kyle, Kyle got in trouble for fly fishing in the middle of June. When we all know the lakes freeze over in the winter, right? Oh, sorry, that was my first draft. Okay, let me go. Okay, Kyle got in trouble for making fake IDs.

Turns out Kyle's been cheating since college. Oh, it's like, damn. I know. They're so harsh to each other. They were good. Mostly. They were really mean. And then he goes, uh, and Amanda, Amanda told me not to talk

to her last weekend. So I've got nothing actually. I didn't write anything for that bitch. I mean it's like exactly because there's not much to say about me. Also, let's not point out that like when Luke said that Kyle has been cheating, Amanda and Kyle started making out and Kyle goes winning, which is truly one of my big pet peeves. Like I would maybe like reconsider the entire engagement after he said winning. I know why don't you just follow it up with it just saying winning just saying Tiger Melco whatever it's called Tiger Blood. So Hannah goes okay I've got one for page

poor Perry after a long weekend he just wants to fill her up with his dick but he can't because she's already so full of herself Pages like okay that was A little more savage than I would have appreciated and unsubscribing to Hannah now we're back in a fight click is disbanded I'm in Danielle is Jules comes from the country of Jordan, or is that Jordan made or come? I can't remember. Oh wait, let me try it again. Jules is from the country of Jordan

and tried to have sack with Jordan, but it's dictating quite work. And we almost kicked her out because of it. They held it. I hear a trying to go. They held it. I hear a trying to go. So then Jules is turned. She's like Amanda. I don't know if I think to you for all the hard work you've put into the house of the summer being a clicky bitch is hard but someone's got it to you with uh it's like whoa whoa whoa

so that they're just all on Amanda they're just so on Amanda now Amanda's like um i haven't worked hard at but thank you here's a match go lighted in your room so then um Kyle goes he's like ah this looks for Amanda

Amanda likes to keep it close. So she's only made two friends in four years and she's already lost one of them. Oh wait, here's another one. She stays up super late and then sometimes we fight, we went to a party that was really late and then went to the after party and then it was like, do we go to the after party not and it was only 9.32. Ah, she's lame. I'm marrying a lame girl.

Amanda's like monopoly. She just lasts so long that you got a cheat to make it over quicker. Ha! Wait, I got one, I got one. At night, Amanda wants to be full of dick from Kyle. But sometimes she's just full of sleepiness because she goes sleep early. So, cause like kidding, she's super social. She manages to stay out super late and then we get in a fight in this downhill and that was 9.52. They're like,

uh, dude, uh, that's your fiance. There's other people here to roast or I roast on dude. All right, uh, Carl, we met partying and we kept partying, but it's not all about the party. Even though it do still alcohol, it's not a job, a requirement to be drunk all the time. You actually have a drinking problem, that's very, very dark and serious. Zing! And Carl gets so mad. He's like, oh, like, he looks,

he gets such a Satan face and this swigs fireball straight from the bottle. It's like, that'll show him, Carl. So then Amanda's like, Lindsey, you look better than ever. You know, do you ever get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning? And let's see, it's past and she's, um, I only have one thing. You know, it's roast. It's roast. It's roast. Okay. It's a roast. It's okay Girls like Amanda stop bitching about cooking food when you get married your last name is a Just stare they just stare oh, I say no, okay, okay, it's good right?

I got I got no I got no, I got no one, okay. Luzzi, I made it with Danielle while you're into Lume. I'll just like staring, waiting for the punchline, and Danielle goes, that's just a fact. Okay. I got one, I got one, I got one. Okay, Kyle, you have shoes on right now. I got one I got one. Okay Kyle You have shoes on right now

So Lindsay's like um Danielle always does that with the boys I date so whatever And Danielle goes was that a roast? Maybe the fireball Landlocking comes in dress like an umpire or referee Not all actually that was a root. She says it's not a rose. That was a roast. It was a roast rose certified So girl's like, oh no big deal with it. I mean look Nobody deal with that. Yeah, okay, because Daniel knows a lot about me I know a lot about her and when I'm'm with her, I can be as she says, a Honda P. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Not a roast. It's so Lindsey. Lindsey's like, um, hello.

I heard sounds in the wall and I wasn't sure if you were playing tennis or a cup of dying. And Hannah's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, so good. So good. Lindsey, Lindsey, high five. High five. That was great. Yeah, he goes.

And she won't. He's just hanging there. That was great. Yeah, he goes empty well He's just hanging there like that was great. Wait, I got another one another one. Okay. I Ficker Bengland Z. Ah, in June high five everyone So pages then page goes in for the kill she says I'm anta. It's been so great getting so close I love all the times we've laughed and cried but damn it bitch even I wouldn't answer 45 calls in one night You're crazy. Okay, and Lindsay. Ha ha light-hearted fun. Aren't we having fun lightheartedly everyone? So Lindsay when people are talking about you the word fake never comes to mind unless they're talking about your lips your boobs or your personality and everyone's like oh

And it pages compliments herself. He was man, that was a good one That's good one here. Welcome My personality is My boobs and my lips are big but not my personality. I sell cake me And then page doesn't stop what jewels is Jules is like come on, Lindsay. It's a roast star and page goes, oh yeah, Jules, I almost forgot about you. Like everyone else in the house this summer. Yeah, surprise roast. Baden see that coming. It's a rice roast. So page is like, um, and also while we're being honest, I just want to clear the air and by clear the air

I mean, savagely go after Lindsay. So, um, hey old lady, we worked toward honest, I just want to clear the air and by clear the air I mean savagely go after Lindsay so Hey old lady we worked toward differences and I know that like Lindsay said that like I was being a bad friend and I want everyone to know that actually it was like not being a bad friend It was actually kind of being like an amazing friend because I showed Hannah that she get this amazing top for $15 a.m So who's the good friend now? I'm not even in the other house's because I'm my roast was real You're a fake ass bitch and what you're doing right now. You're a fake fucking bitch Lindsey fuck you And then Lindsey looks like she's gonna cry like

Sharks and pages like um you talking about me on the car is being fake and like walk away because you're not you're wrong And which is what you did on your birthday, okay? Hint and I will never fight in this click that you hated so much, you were so happy with a fighting on Sunday because you're a jealous of it, you're jealous. So think about that before you try to talk shit about me, like and subscribe, page out. Yeah, as you can see, she goes, oh yeah, walk away, walk away, Lindsey. I mean, while she's walking away. Yeah, page of the one page right away.

Lindsey's literally sitting in a chair. That was mean, I didn't like that. The hell page. I thought it was hilarious. I thought it was hilarious, but geez. Lindsey getting handled it. Lindsey is like, you didn't know I was being activated. I just, I like that page was getting surly.

She was just now like, she still had like, leftover emotions from the whole fight. So she was just now like she still had like leftover Emotions from the whole fight so she's just like you know fuck it. I'm just gonna pour it onto Lindsay. Why not? Well, I don't like it. I felt bad for Lindsay. I was like poor lazy. What is Lindsay? I think oh yeah, oh yeah, I never It's Lindsay. Well that brings us to the end of Summer House and our week. Yeah everyone, thank you for listening. We'll be back on Monday with some top chef. Have a wonderful weekend and remember to like and subscribe. All our shit on Instagram and all social media or whatever.

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