Watch What Crappens - SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Fourth Wall

Episode Date: May 7, 2021

The triumphant and messy second installment of the Summer House reunion is fantastic, if lacking some important questions and topics. So sad to see this epic season end.Be sure to check this episode out with Crappens on Demand. This was you can watch us podcast, not just listen: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50984236Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Carram. What's going on Ronnie? Hi Ben. Am I in the same shirt? So I wasn't last crap in Sontamant. I sure am. I did not notice. Oh my goodness I

I I just right at the top of this episode. I just want to be totally transparent about something Yeah, I just want us this sort of breaking the fourth wall here, but the producers Told me to invite Ronnie onto crap it's on demand today and there's the real thing I got it every time it's not as the mean as the thing I got every time I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry I'm sorry I mean look I actually I invite everyone on to crap it's on demand I invite everyone on I invite everyone on I love that he's making Minnesota sound like a trip to Hawaii I just, I invite everyone on. I invite everyone on.

I love that he's making Minnesota sound like a trip to Hawaii. Like who the fuck is begging to go to Minnesota in the first place, okay, sir? I mean, I love what we went, but he is making it seem like. Yeah, and that's also like in Minnesota, right? But he's making it sound like, what's there but- Get to take a cup on private plane. You know, it's like Richard Branson's

Island or something. Yeah, like Kathy Lee is going to be dancing around singing it. They could see me now. But you ain't no car, car, car, cruise line, sir. Okay. No. Guys, hi. Welcome to our show. We're talking about the summer house reunion part two. We're also doing this with crap and it's on demand in case you aren't sick of our faces this week since we've been, you know, we've been all up, all up on the video. But you can go to patreon.com slash watch our crappings if you want to watch this recap and not just listen to us do it. You can see all sorts of wonderful things like the shirt that Ronnie wore twice this week. So you can see my eye were swelling up because I slept on my face. I mean, I'm just having see my eye were swelling up because I slept on my face.

I mean, I'm just having a really killer week over here. I slept on my eye and now look at it. It's like I've been, like, feelers been mad at me or something. I'm just a mames. I'm a mess. I have been a mess. I will remain a mess.

Also, thank you so much to everyone who took the time out of their schedule to come watch our live show last night. We really, really appreciate that. We thank you so much for supporting our live show endeavors. And soon enough, real live shows will be back. You know? So anyway, today we're talking about

a real live one, Summer House reunion, part two. And part two. So you know what cracked me up this week, Ronnie? So obviously the internet is just like, just hate Hannah right now. Everyone just hates Hannah. She's just like every, like you just turn on the local news and it's, you know,

it's like, guess what? Vaccines are more open more than ever before, except for Hannah Burner. She sucks. Yes, I came from Joe Biden's office. And you're like, wow, wow, it's really. Look, rain coming through the Southland, rain coming through the South, hand us a bitch.

Hey, there, hope you guys. Rain exiting the South. So the new Biden plan is when Vestan infrastructure, except for any road they had a burner is driving on, that just came from the president. That came from the president. The only person who will be affected by new taxes is Hannah Burmer. Okay.

We are going to get this economy back. And the way we're going to do that is taxing the top 1% of Hannah's body. Okay. She is taxed. We're taxing Hannah. So, the founder of Hannah's head is going to be taxed. I'm actually impressed with how much the internet has, has, has really hates her right now. But what also in my opinion was that is that there is a change.org petition going around

to have Hannah removed from some of her house. And what cracked me up is someone posted about it in our Facebook group. And someone was like, did everyone see this? And everyone was like, like, oh my goodness, no, no, don't get me to fan on some routes. No, no, no, no, no, we still want our villain, you know? So I was like glad because I was glad that everyone appreciate the value of a villain, you know? Restored faith for me in humanity.

Well, let's just show everybody understands what's actually on change.org. Zara receives life-saving treatment. Zara has SMA and was just six years old when a family friend started a campaign to get her access to a life-saving drug. So good for you, Zara. Just just for George Floyd, climate change, and Hannah. So there you go.

I don't think Hannah should be fired. I'm just going to say that right now. uh... and hammer so there you go uh... i don't think hanna should be fired i'm just gonna say that right now i don't i think change that or that's a it's going a bit too far and it's reality TV guys so uh... but that being said wow another fantastic failure on her part at this reunion just what you thought she couldn't you know belly flop a second time.

Here she is. Yeah, here she is. And, you know, in true summer house fashion, she is the villain this season and belly flopping. But so is the person that you're like, okay, well, she's the villain, and that means Luke's the hero. So, let's go root on Luke. Nope, Luke pretty much belly flops too. And then you're like, but you know, Kyle's

still there, but nope, Kyle's just wasted and yelling like a totally overly aggressive frat boy too. So then you're like, you know what, Shirley Page will save us. Nope. Daniel. Daniels are nope, by the way, Daniel. It all comes back to Daniel. Save us, Daniel. This is the mark of a great reality show when there's no one to root for. That is what we want, okay? And speaking of Kyle, by the way, I've got some lover boy. Hold on, look at this. Lover boy, Spritz.

There it is. There you go. This is the exclusive. It exclusive to the crap is on demand to seeing a box that says lover boy on it with some sort of slash. It's like a werewolf attack it. So there we go. I drank my last night of the live show. So thanks, lover boy.

Hello, lover boy. So you know, lover boy, drink it. It's great. So here we are. Lindsay Kyle is still doing his house. So I was like, I'm so mad. I'm so mad. And it's so hard to take Kyle seriously walking around in that jacket. I was like, you know, your fashion shouldn't dictate how angry people take, how seriously people take your anger,

but it does. Okay, it does. So you need a better jacket if you're gonna be angry. Right now you look like a gay penguin, you know, in a, in, um, what's that movie with penguin dancing? Happy, happy, Merry Poppins. Oh, I don't know. Happy, happy feet. You want to talk about climate change? Well, that movie will, like, aren't these penguins cute? You're killing them, can't? You're killing them. The best part about

happy feet is that I was directed by the same person who directed Mad Max Fury Road I love that I love that dichotomy in the someone's career So yeah, I just write you this movie about some just adorable penguins as an animated thing I want to do something now put the pock elliptic with Charlie's there in and just a lot just like mother's milk I have this whole concept Yeah, you know what we're gonna do another Mad Max, but this time I don't want to cash our leaves as her younger self, because frankly, like who likes a lady's over the age of whatever. So I'd like to cast the penguin that I started with, the penguin who stood

up against global warming, Miss little penguin happy feet. Actually, over here. And my favorite part of Mad Max fury road was when Charlie's there and turned to Mad Max and was like listen I Really appreciate you coming on this trip down Fury Road, but I have to break the fourth wall The director asked me to for you to come but I actually didn't want you to come in this trip see anybody else here he wrote his under me. Okay, so he's still pacing around in his penguin jacket and then he's like

sit down, sit down, sit down, no I don't know, let him take a lap, let him go, let him go, let him go, and then he's like, all right, I mean, you guys are worth the house lives. So he's having a fat and Amanda's like, I'd rather him take a lab than, you know, scream like a man is crying. And Hannah goes, am I being crazy? And Paige goes, well, with the cost of just, I mean, I mean, she just has a look

on her face like you're a lost cause now. And it was like, he's so mean, he's so mean. So Lindsay goes to give Kyle a talk. And the second that like, it's a break, all three of the girls on that side of the couch whip out their phones. Like, this is so sad. This is so hard to sit. It's like a clap, clap, clap, clap, fight, fight, fight, fight. Oh, look, it's like a salad H&M. You make your own sets. So Lindsay goes backstage and she's like, Kyle, it's Hubs. As if he couldn't tell by that razor voice.

You're wearing a highlighter yellow. He knows, okay. We know because we heard your voice coming down the entire hallway going, Hi, it's Hubs. Where's Kyle? Hi, it's Hubs. Where's Kyle? Hi, it's us. Where's Kyle? Hi, it's us. Where's Kyle? Listen, you need to control your emotions for a man.

And he's like, whoa, whoa, all right, look. I'm going to control my emotions. And he's like chugging wine from the bottle. Yeah, chugging rosé from the bottle. And Hannah's out there going, Yeah, chucking Rosea from the bottle and Hannah's out there going Like fake sobbing and serious like do not let them see you crack Bitch goes Hannah pull it together pull it together and much like I pull together this outfit at the last minute for only five dollars Kyle you have to walk away in your mind, but not literally, okay? You need to back away but still stay on there. Okay, that's called dissociation. And that is what trauma victims do.

So let's all go get checked out after this reunion, can we? Can we just all go to the doctor's office and talk about how we just black out trauma? Yeah. Also, who is Lindsay to be the one saying, all you have to do is just walk away and then just breathe out trauma. Yeah. Also, who is Lindsay to be the one saying, oh, you have to do, it's just walk away. And then just bring it through.

Lindsay, do you know that your most famous fight this summer was about sandwiches? Screaming about sandwiches. Lindsay, who never walks away, yeah. So he comes back and he's like, are you okay? He's like, you know, in the whole house wife's storming off off that one was kind of Lee. I'm guessing you're okay because I smell the real thing from here. So can we do two and two? Let's go

Let's go So he's like, yeah, sorry man. I just you know, I got like So and and he's like, well Carl for years you held the resident of you had the title of resident summer house F-boy and this summer you came in and improved evolved man according to yourself. So was our little Carl finally growing up or was it because he had already hooked up with half the house and does that mean I'm next in line? I'm gonna say 60 40. So then we get clips of Carl. But you on me, but you went on me go ahead Yeah, but you're way not big Carl's just fucking everything and everyone and then we come back and and he's like all right ladies of the house

With things have worked out differently if you admit Carl now Lindsay let's start with you She's like, yeah, I'm going in handy. I'm just like I never close the door to Carl, ever. Like, never. Like, I still, even when I'm at my parents' house, I leave the pantry door open, because you just never know. The pantry door may have closed, but my emotional door is open. So, and then Daniel's like, yes, it's for me too.

Hi, I'm here, I'm at the reunion. Oh, poor Daniel. All right, this sort of goes speak. So anyway, Lance Orlando says, this is the first summer you haven't hooked up with a housemate. Wasn't difficult to be celibate. And Karla goes, yo, well, there was like so much going on. You know, like, first of all, the sound of my own growth was just like full of my ears.

And, you know, I feel your hand on death having sex. I could hear my maturity having sex. I heard Robert Daniel and obviously Lindsey and Stravian and obviously my growth. So, for a while, yeah, thanks. Yeah, my growth was really loud, so that kept me busy. You know, I reflect a lot on what happened off the mark. You know what, like, that was a wake up call and I can't live like that. So... Well, Sierra, you're an ICU, so you experienced death all the time.

Now, you assumed that helped you to board Carl. Did it? Did it help you to board? And she's like, yeah, I do. And you know, this could have changed his life because he was living a fast and loose life too. So seeing this happen to your brother, that could have been your wake-up call.

Mm-hmm. And he's like, uh, thank you. Thank you, Sierra. And then Andy asks Luke about, thank you, thank you Sarah. And then Andy S. Luke about addiction in his family, and Luke talks about how his uncle had committed suicide and just the pain of just wanting people to be better. We're going through it to be better.

And Lindsay actually says that Captain Lee himself reached out to Carl because of everything that happened with Captain Lee's son, et cetera, which was really sweet and really fun. Not fun, but like it's like fun. It's fun. Not fun. That was a fun phone call. And got to tell you, glad I made that call today.

No, it's just like it's, it was fun to me to think of Captain Lee watching Summer House, you know. But it was a very sweet and lovely thing that he did that. And Captain Lee is so, he's so lovely about that So I'm actually glad that that they were there for each other. So then um, and now says that he's 92 days sober So everyone applauds and then he's like stand up highlight our big bird is coming in Yeah, and then he's like I'm so happy for you. Carl, that is great. All right, Shotsky, it's the celebrate Carl

Samariety, everybody. Right? And there's also actually a nice moment where Carl said, I guess he sort of fell off the wagon. He was in a dark place over this past one during Kyle came over and was like, I love you, man. And they both are like, you know, chin quivering up on stage. It was like, it was you man. And they both are like, you know, chin quivering up on stage. It was like, it was a very sweet, lovely moment.

So yeah, Lindsay, Huxim, in such a Lindsay way, as you say, we're like, stand up, up. Um, so then Andy, so is it difficult for you to work for an alcohol company, Big Sober? And Carl says. He's like, you know a lot, you have met a lot of people in the industry

and a lot of people don't drink. You know, it was like half of them were drug addicts and half of them don't drink at all. And he's like, yeah, that could go either way. I can see that. And Lindsay says, well, a lot of people don't drink. And so I'm really against a judgemental people who say that you were a hibigrat

of a working world, like, we're gonna be in a meeting when you're not drinking. I'm like, uh-huh. And Karl says that he has taken back a lot of power by working world, like, we're gonna be in the end when you're not ringing my car. Uh-huh. And Carl says that he has taken back a lot of power by being like, I don't drink right now, I was like, look, this is just me, I just took my wallet out here. So I just want to say, I'm here,

and I look right by the way, so here, thanks. Yeah. Oh, and man, he's like, all right, well speaking of alcoholism, we'll talk about that wacky pub crawlmide, we'll met later. Okay, see you. His'll math later. Okay, here. Which is the bad way. His preceded by Carl saying,

y'all, it's hard for me even to look at that fight on the pub crawl. He's like, all right, so let's talk about the fight on the pub crawl. Sierra accused Luke of ignoring her boundaries. And Kyle and Carl were such a mess that Carl almost lost his grasp on the sobriety. Kyle almost lost his gym shorts. So it was sad and masturbating inducing as well.

Lift that to that. So, um, so we see the whole fight and everything and Andy's like, wow, Lindsey, I'm so impressed and jealous that you're able to tackle Kyle without missing a B. Wow, that training really came in handy, right? Lindsey's like, all right, come on up, Hubbard here, we're gonna hug, we're gonna hug, we're gonna hug, we're gonna hug. And Abby asks Sierra why she doesn't step in in that fight between the guys since it was started by being in a fight over her and she's like, why the fuck would I do that?

He's like, okay, well, what does everyone think of? Sierra's 9PM, what a bad bad one, and Lindsay's like, okay. Well, what does everyone think of Sierra's 9pm? Oh, what about that one? And when she's like, um, I'm gonna tell him that mine. Yeah, but I'm on a different schedule. You know, when you're working on comp taco contracts and the things go with their own pants. They can't do that. You know, I like to align my hours with Joulin and Hampton social. So, yeah. Serious like, look, it's not like a general rule.

It was just something I was asking of them. I just wanted to create a boundary and Hampton, and he was like, well, Luke was texting me at night and he was like, good night, oh, good night. And then basically they're all like, the Serious like, yeah, he was texting me too like, Sierra's like, yeah, he was texting me too. And then she goes, yeah, Luke was texting me because we're friends. Okay, we're friends.

And she's like, yeah, great, but he's not like telling you he likes you, okay? And like with me, there was mixed signals. And she goes, there's not a mixed signal here. Luke wants to get with you and that's the signal. And she's like, yes, Lindsay, that's the whole point. I told him I don't want to get with him and he continuously texts me after nine. I think I'm what we were talking about.

So I went. You want to know what a direct signal is? A yellow light, which is why I dress like one. Okay, yeah, one just slow down. Slow down. Cindy, Cindy, Lindsay just completely missing the whole point right the whole So crowd's like yeah, well, you know what we kind of bound over cuz we're like trying to help the guy and we're like not the Buster boys are treating women. They should be treated on the zone

But this is very important boy to me Hannah's like she's like coughs. I'm sorry gonna go again. And Hannah's like, she's like cough, sorry, sorry. And Danny, I was like, are you freaking kidding me? And Hannah's like, it's literally a cough. It's literally a cough, alright. What's your problem? Well, I have a lot of problems, and I will leave it a theory respectfully

because I'm Danielle, and I gotta catch a train. Bye. So Andy continues. He's like, well, Carl, your behavior was an unbecoming, very honest man. Get it? Yeah. It's a thing, you know, I just like when Andy is really like, yeah, that was a good one. He's like So so violet from Texas who's also laughing on that joke Says Carl you became really aggressive and Carl goes yeah, well

I was having a lot of fun and I was making drinks no doubt all so I was making drinks and no I was on rub spring all right. Yeah, but Does Danielle get the best friend in the world award for offering Carl a hand job? I then, I then we have like a line of questioning about this one line that I'd even forgotten about about like, hey, who would give a hand job? Who would give a hand job to stop a violent act? Who wants to give me a hand job? Okay, what's your favorite thing?

A hand job or a finger banging? Everyone raise your hands. And I'm like, can we ask questions about the fact that they were acting like Luke is so aggressive and dangerous when it was Carl who charged Luke and it was Kyle who charged Luke? Can we actually never even got into that, this reunion? Yeah, no, we didn't because they were very, very good

at deflecting it because every time they started to get somewhere, either Hannah would start crying or I mean, these people are pros at this point They really are like housewives and getting out of there in their Houdini Who do you mean getting on top you know what I mean? Okay, so that's seen though with Danielle where she's like Are you okay? Do you need a hand job? I'll give you a hand job Show hands who would allow their partner to give a hand job if it could stop violence or a crime. All right, now that those hands are up, everyone take note that those hands have been on

Strangers Peepies. Okay, great. I'm crying, you would do that. Well, just stop to crime. Plus, hand jobs suck anyway. They're terrible. And of course, the only one who says no is page. She's like, well, just stop to crime. Plus, hand job sucks anyway. They're terrible. And of course, the only one who says no is page. She's like, what do I care?

Comment a crime. OK, that's nothing to do with me. I'm keeping my hands clean. I have very delicate fingers. Yeah. These hands have to be used to sift through different outfits. OK. Now, can I pick a lock with my index finger?

Yes. Will I use it to give a hand job? No. OK. Would, if it it to give a hand job. No. OK? Would if it meant like here's something I would do to stop a violent crime, I would pick two items that don't look like they're innocent, but they are innocent, or maybe the other way around.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder yeah. So we come back from break and serious like are these real candies? He's like I wouldn't recommend eating props food in general. This is not a shot of sunset. Okay. So then we get a whole segment about all the couples and the love, the love, the loves that are happening in the, in the house. So we see Lindsay and Stravy with the PowerPoint and everything and we see Paige and Perry, we see Danielle and Robert. And so Andy S. Danielle, how things are

going with Robert. And she's like, things are going great. I mean, we've been actually living together for five months, you know, and just, it's just great how everyone welcomed Robert and he hangs out with them. He socializes with other cast members. People like him. People like Robert. I don't know. Is that a strange experience for some people? Mm-hmm. And she also mentions that he actually hangs out with the guys sometimes more than he hangs out with her, which I think is kind of funny, because that's very Vanderpump rules too, huh? It's like sometimes people just date because they want to be part of the whole group. No offense no, Fettstandi, I'm just noticing the whole, the whole, uh, just reminded me of Vander Prompel. She's, she's also been on the, you know, the L.I. W.R. for, you know, half of the

year. So he's got to do something while she's commuting. Yeah, he's got to keep himself busy. And so they talk about page and parry breaking up. and he's like, guess I'm not surprised after I witnessed your disdain firm over the year. I mean, you did forget him a lot. And she says, well, you know what, being away from him, made me realize like I just wasn't feeling the things I should be feeling like love or interest or just like,

slight curiosity. I actually am not really sure what his name is. I actually Not totally sure his name is Perry. I just always called him that Yeah, you know, he's like kind and compassionate and a great friend But when he's inside me it feels like gluten or like berry so And so Amanda's like yeah, and that's like normal to feel because like I'm really cat and that's like normal if you don't because like every relationship is different. So then we move on to Lindsay and Lindsay and Steven are no

longer together. And he's like, look, he went away, numerous times. I was there numerous there. The whole point was that he's not allowed to do it one more time. Why is there a numerous? Why is he like a cat that you can't let out the door? Why is that? Why is that a thing? It's so funny. He just kept running away. I wonder why. I wonder what could have possibly gone on to make Stephen run away. Why has he come back also? I hit like a cat. Exactly. There both just completely crazy. I honestly think that the ultimate overall thing that happened between me and Shravi is that we were just like not personalities were our personalities were like not meant to be.

I'm like, you think you think you keep pushing him away and he keeps running away? That's literally the exact opposite of personalities that mesh. Yeah, but power. But it doesn't really scream romance to me Lindsay, so why? Why did you try to make it work? And she's like, Andy, basically, I'm like a milk that needs to be put into cereal by tonight. Or you're gonna die of food poisoning. And he's basically my cat and crud. So does that make sense, Andy? You know, if you sort of look at slide number one on the PowerPoint, it says,

milk, milk lemonade around the corner, romance is made. So they talk about how she looks so good when she dumped him at sunset on the beach over a voicemail or what, no, she was talking to him, I think. And then Andy's I'm like shady. Oh sorry. Oh, oh go ahead. No, no, I skipped over.

You were about to say something before. Oh, Hannah's like, yeah, you look real good with our makeup lens. So I was like, oh poor Hannah, at least she's trying. She's trying. It's too late. It's too late. So Andy goes, so Lindsay, what was your reaction when you saw Stravy on the balcony with the electric handles and the grocery store flowers?

Andy just inserting some shade right there Was that his grand gesture and she's like, I mean it was Granduster it was all the That was nice. It was nice Andy and Andy asked Carl what he thinks about it and Carl's like, well, I mean, look, I like strawberry about, oh, and Andy says, yeah, well, he moves on. He's like, you know what? I've had enough of making fun of those sad little candles. Let's move on to this crew. They're no strangers to gossip. But Hannah's Instagram

psychics said Lindsey and Luke, but probably in the bathroom, I don't know, I've mentioned it a lot of times. Where did you guys flat? Hey Luke, so what did you think? You know, you did have kind of a strange reaction when Bayer J. confronted you and he was like, oh yeah, well, I was thinking about all the great deals. There are 10 minutes soda and you're all invited.

I'm sorry, I was told to say that. I have to be honest. You're not all the other side. But you could come if you wanted to. And everyone's rolling their eyes. The girls are all rolling their eyes. Like, oh my god, they totally fat. Right.

They're like giving each other that look. And Luke is just saying, no, I just wanted to know what they were saying, because what a strange thing to say. I mean, I just had to know about it. Like, what? I mean, Nancy penis, but Jaynes, what crazy? You know what, Andy, that to me just sounded like a cold dish. Unimaginable, Andy.

Absolutely unimaginable. Listen, you know what, Lindsey and I have never fucked, okay? Like, you can see, and I wouldn't lie about something like that. Okay, and so now I want you all to come with me to Minnesota. This is coming from my heart I do not lie comes from my heart and you know what I've never met Sierra before my life Okay, so come to Minnesota guys and also it's funny kids are both denying it and laughing and they're both all over each other Kind of on purpose I guess is a joke But it's a joke that just keeps going the entire reunion.

He's like, no, this lady who I'm holding hands to who's rubbing my inner thigh. No, that is crazy. Oh my God. Oh, God, I love when she puts her tongue there. That is so good. You know, the lady who is mouth-hymned sitting on as a stool right now.

No, together. Come on. And I just want to remind everyone that Lucas does text me good night and the only people he does text good night are the people who wants to sleep with and then me his friends. So as we can all see, nothing has ever happened.

I know, we also never addressed that Luke never texted any of the guys at that time. Yeah, because I love that lens. He's like, we're peach. We're just trying to look at that to me. Or we're doing it. Yeah, we're doing it. Yeah, we're doing it.

Or then, yeah. Well, okay. Or anyways, let's say just let's make it rules. He text me yeah, or Amanda or then y'all Well, okay, or anyways, let's say just let's make rules He does however I'm playing here this entire time Yeah, Jules has been under somebody seat the whole time Actually, he has texted me and I'll tell you when with the first time he called me He sent me his text and I felt the buzz deep inside of my insane, wonderful sex with Luke that I just forgot what love is until that moment, Andy. Thank you. It's a crazy story.

So I get this text from Luke. And I say, wonderful sex with Luke that I just forgot what love is until that moment, Ambi. Thank you. It's a crazy story. So I get this text from Luke and I said, Luke, I know you're what you're thinking. You think this is Jordan from Crossing Jordan, which is a woman, but it's me. It's Man and Jordan. And I don't think the text went through and it didn't go through because I turned to how I had fallen over onto my router and the antenna was going right up my bottle. I'll tell you, I've never had my prostate massage, but when you sit on a DSL router and let it go hog wild, it is quite an extraordinary experience. Right before I came 19 gallons of sperm, I said to that vision, I said, weren't you on

law in order to learn to see? And then I came. It was pretty romantic. And then I kid you not. I got my Instacart and there was a bottle of Hanna C and I said, thanks, Jill. There's no model for you. Well, thanks for stopping by Jordan. Okay. So this, don't you guys think it's shady? This red a psychic room or something?

I mean, someone from Nebraska, Nancy from Nebraska says, my psychic says, Lindy is not gonna respond. Well, that is one of the reunions. And so now Hannah, again, it's like she just had so much time to prepare good answers. And she just can't, she's just incapable.

And she goes, goes well looking at it I was like okay I'm stirring shit up she's like okay good stars she goes but I know the psychic for two years and she works with like a lot of celebrities and important people and I really just like wanted to be kind of like a joke and just like talking to my best friend up that was like a terrible pivot first of all why are you bragging about why this psychic works with celebrities and important people like that legitimizes her the most gullible people in the world are celebrities, okay? Celebrities. Look, celebrities are out there. Like, if you told us celebrity

that, you know, Vitamix is, will you, well Vitamix is do a lot of things. I'm not going to miss merch. I'm not going to drag Vitamix into this. But if you tell them that slugs will make you young, you'll go out there, you'll see a piece of Rina with 10 slugs on her face. Like, like, I mean, 10 years younger, slug, slug therapy. I mean, wow, she's like missing an eyeball. Yeah, so she's like, yeah, but she like works as famous people.

So like, I just wanted to just like be a joke with Paige. And then she goes, yeah, I'ma be a joke with Paige and let's go yeah I'm talking my character and Paid just like we just asked like we were literally just asking you a question She's ah because you weren't anyway, then I'm cheating it on a mama And no one was like saying it maliciously. Do you know what the word malicious is and then daddy all is like like saying it maliciously, do you know what the word malicious is? And then Daniels like, excuse me, I am not talking to you whoever you are. Who your PowerPoint, punch art, sheet, numbers and stuff.

Your not involved, so shut the fuck up. You're not like, you're the last person. Who is, don't you mind, sandwich, on the screen. Are you gonna stop talking? Are you gonna stop talking, miss wearing an actual set? Congratulations. Before I said that, somewhere else picked up you. This is actually not a set. This is not a set. Gonna stop talking are you gonna stop talking miss wearing an actual set? Congratulations Okay, congratulations. You have a pass for the train. You spoke to you water cooler. Daniel is just yelling office terms and

They finally goes, I'm a fuck you Daniel. I'm like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. And Daniel's mad because she's sticking up for her best friend. And that's my problem with Daniel. Like, that's really all Daniel is here for it is just to do whatever Lindsay wants. It bores me. Sorry, okay? I think Daniel's a nice girl. I think she's very beautiful. I think she's a very good friend to these people She's way too busy to show. Yeah, she's like

Professionally, I mean, I liked it. I'd like seeing Danielle like get angry and just yell finally But yeah, it's sort of annoying when it's in defensive Lindsay. Although in defense of the defensive Lindsay They were right. I mean like they're sitting has like, I'm just gonna be funny. You'll be friends like no you were actually It's not like a joke to Someone who is I mean Lindsay may be the joke of the gods, but still right it was so so so But still right it was just so so so um shit Daniel's like well, would you call you know just fucking round I call gossip. No, what you call gossip is literal shit talk and it's not cool And page is like um while all day long I will shit talk if I want to because that is my Paragotive okay, I'll shit talk if I want to go well now we know and now we know

We know okay known for like three seasons. She literally sits on like a chess lounge all day. And it's like, look at her. She's wearing a wedge. Yeah, we've always known dead y'all, but thanks. So then Lindsay is saying, yeah, they're accusing me of cheating. And she goes, even if I'm dating a loser, I still won't cheat on him. And then he's like, nice.

Hey, Hannah, you are quite the overachiever way hold on let's see Kyle loses mind when I associate you with overachieving Okay, hey, hey, how remember when she's left into 11 and remember when you didn't take out that trash I remember when when we remember that her body careers is a podcaster anyway, he's quite an overachiever right? So he's like not only did you find yourself in the middle of the house drama but you also found a man on the outside while you were excited from to visit the impression he left the Rosemites left a lot to be desired congrats again you found a guy that marry you six months before your reality star

candle is put out. So congratulations on that good timing. And Hannah's like, well, you know, um, quarantineers or dog ears. So you do the math, Andy. Yes, it is a meme. Stole it for myself. Check it on my Instagram right now, Andy. You know, I'm like pretty emotionally close off, which is why I was like trying to pretend like I'm just like a cool girl

Who wants to like models, you know, that's why I was pretending to be like that, huh? And during the summer we were just like having these like four hour talks where I'd be like Do you want to see my nipple and he'd be like you want to see my penis? And they're like well what do you want to see first? Nipple or penis and he'd be like you choose like you choose and I'm like oh my god We're so like oh for four hours Yeah, and you know what be like, you choose, like you choose, and I'd be like, oh my God, we're so like, oh, for four hours. Yeah. And you know what?

To like, you know, I was just pretending that I was a cool girl who likes to bang models, but actually, like I'm sensitive Andy, you know, and like, I always tried to date younger guys, but to any woman out there who's searching, try them out when they're in their 40s, because like, that's when they were like, really good. Okay. This is a myth, and I think that anybody who's ever actually done this, because I've done this. Where I'm like, you know what,

I'm just gonna go older because everyone my age is, you know, immature, of course I'm old now, but when I was younger. No, the old guys are immature too, okay? They're just older. Guys, they guys, they just get older and slower, okay? They'd still be fucking everything out there, but their dick does not work as well.

When you find that a man is willing to commit more in his 60s, it's because his dick inked up all day every day. Okay. How many episodes was a shot as a sunset, half to air before people realized this, okay? This is speaking really quick. You're just coming back.

It's coming back soon in like a week. So, Hey, that's a big question. That's a big question. So Luke goes, he's like, well, he's like, wait, talk to BS. So he's asking you, Andy asks if Des is a rebound and Sierra, yes, Sierra, then she's like, I never really thought about that way.

But then again, I don't think I really thought about too many things in any way as I just sort of, I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. And Amanda's like, well, a lot of relationships are rebounds. I'm sort of, I'm here. Yeah. Yeah, and Amanda's like, well, a lot of relationships are rebounds. I mean, I was dating so many before I met Kyle. And Kyle's like, who, what?

And Carl's like, yeah, Lindsey rebounded with Stravie from me. So, and I rebounded with you look, with grape, by the way. So, I'm just, I'm just growing a lot. So Sierra says she loves Dez and that she's like been on some of their facetimes, but not the sex ones. And Paige says regarding Dez and Hannah,

like, you know, I think they're great together. They're like two mismatched items that actually like kind of make a wonderful set. And I think that like falling in love is like finding someone that compliments, you know, you're weird, you're weirdness. And they're just like very weird together, unlike me and Perry, where he was weird. And I was just pretty. So I think that's what he was about. Well, you know, what Andy, he told me that I came to Sanford Tice and I found that kind of arrogant, you know, and you might remember I was best friends with Stravi who I just

had the most amazing talks with. And I told him outside, I said, you know what Stravi, you're my best friend. Also I'm happy if Hannah's happy. So there I said it, it was on camera to my best friend, okay. It was like the male beaches basically, okay. Yeah, you probably missed it. You may have also missed a part where I told Hannah that I didn't like the guy and that he didn't hang out with anyone else, but I also was driving that I love the guy. So, you know, you decide what story you want. You know what?

Yeah. You know what? You'll be, you'll be the baby justice, okay? And Carl's like, well, I mean, he made Hannah smile, which was fucking rare. So that was decent, you know, Hannah would, Hannah, you know, the trash was still in the kitchen, but Hannah smiled for one fucking second. So that was fine. By the way, we never got into the whole controversy with about des, not hanging out with the other people in the house, which I was actually looking forward to. We didn't touch that at all. So now it's, then there's like a little segment about how Kyle and Des like the same and Hannah goes well I will say this they both have great jawlines

Yeah, and so then Andy asked her about the timeline. He's like there's a little confusion about the timeline and she's like Well, okay here's what happened we met on July 11th and we went on like three or four dates But then I had to say like see you in seven weeks. And Andy's like, well, okay, but I think what people are confused about is... Well, they thought I was obsessed with Luke. Yeah, because you know, you seem like you were obsessed with Luke. You seem like you were.

So I thought that too. Can a girl just like, I think this card from Andy. This card from Andy says, this bitch is obsessed with the model who can fucking blame her. I'm fucking him first because I'm in the position of power. What do you say to Andy from Andy? Turn out about that. And so she's yeah, what she said, well, people thought I was obsessed with Luke. And so Luke goes, well, that's what I thought, you know? And he goes, you know what, these guys, I just want to say something. Okay. If Hannah

was dead, if Hannah was dating, dead, and she didn't, me, I just want to say something, okay? If Hannah was dead if if Hannah was dating dead and interested in me, I just want to say Thanks for dragging me to the mud. Thanks. No, that's like it. I'm not being sarcastic. Thank you I really enjoyed it and like I felt like I was playing a game of a cube all summer long And I except I was the cube that got thrown around. I just was saying thanks. It was really fun. I liked it a lot. Thanks Can we just think responsibility and for leading people to believe that Luke was leading you on when you have something going on with someone longer than just three weeks? I should like, um, but he like invited me to Minnesota. So like what I was upset about was that this person confused me.

Okay. So you're in such a deep relationship with Luke that you thought you guys were together because he invited you to Minnesota. So were you cheating on Luke? Either way, you owe Luke an apology. I say. So we'll just pick this one up again. I think, I don't think that she, I don't really think she owes him an apology.

I really don't think that she owes him an apology on that, like thinking that they were together because I don't think that they thought they were together. They weren't exclusive. I think that her story about Des, like, they went on a few dates and they were like, okay, let's just see, you know, you're going on a reality show. And I think she thought she was gonna get to screw around

with Luke, she wasn't able to. So she basically cock blocked him, which wasn't the most mature thing. But also, like, Sierra's a grown woman and she still kind of, you know, she made her own decisions. And when this, like, oh, Luke was dragged through the mud all summer.

It just meant that he didn't get to hook up with Sierra, by the way, that's all it really was. The rest of the summer was pretty much like the same, it just that he couldn't hook up with Sierra. So I just don't think... Well, no, it not really, because he went through hell. When he's saying I went through a lot, he also means while the show was airing, I would guess, because... Well, no, it not really because he went through hell. But when he's saying I went through a lot,

he also means while the show was airing, I would guess. Because when you say like this guy acted like he really liked me and he was really doing it right. And then he was doing all this stuff. So he was dragged in that way too. But anyway, this is all just leading up to Luke going, wait a minute, okay, wait. And he takes, you know, Luke has got this plan because he looks super

nervous to go on and see somewhere over the rainbow for the first time at a mall. Okay, I don't know anything what that feels like, but he gets out like, and then he's like, okay, I want to clear up this, this Minnesota reference. Okay, it's kind of breaking the fourth wall, but do not worry, you've got a builder here. I will take care of that. Okay, I'm gonna build a new wall with two by fours and rings. Okay, but Boom for a while. Okay, listen, I was produced and asked you to and asked to take you to Minnesota, and I should have just said no. Sorry. And he's that. That's not true! That's not, no! That one we would never have this bravo telling you. Why? Okay, what that's not true.

We would never, ever, no, no, no. And Hannah's like, nah! Ah! Hannah is like the queen of the, I'm gonna fold a little bit because you can over my nose, cry. Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! It was the biggest thing that someone has ever, I walked in the girl in Minnesota! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh and he's like, oh my God, Luke, that's not true. That's not true Luke. That's so and he says, I don't believe you Luke because you were telling producers that you were trying to find dates to go to Minnesota I mean you were following through with it. I was like, well, okay. Yeah So if he's telling the producers it means that he's scheduling things with the producers to take Hannah to the Minnesota and then we know that she's basically telling the truth or he's basically telling the truth because then we see later

Just like one second later, but he's in the hallway while Hannah's off crying He's in the hallway and he's talking to two producers and one of them is like You were trying to say that you wanted to ask her you were just trying to find the right time to ask her, is that what you were trying to say, Luke? Like they're trying to lead him. Yeah. And, and to answering this in a way that's not going to get them completely shakened.

And then he's like, yeah, I would definitely invite Hannah to Minnesota. She's one of my best friends. I invite everybody. I didn't invite you guys. I'm like, so what is the bombshell here then? So I was like, I was produced to say something that I would say anyway.

But then he got reproduced to deny it. So he said it, he's he's he's he followed, he followed Han, I when she's turned off, then they talked him out of it. And he's like, oh my God, maybe you are right. Maybe I was just saying, Hannah, you should come to Minnesota because I really want you to. I just can't figure out a time to do it.

But then Andy does get him too, because Andy's like, well, she was also close with your sister and we do see footage of him being like, look at Hannah. So now we're talking about what was that footage? She goes, look, it's my sister, Blue Steel, or whatever her name is. And he's like, she got a new cat and Hannah goes oh my god

You have a car I have a cat too. I love cat. That's actually not that man. It's like look at that bond So now Lucas with Hannah back stage is like Hannah I just want to apologize to you for breaking down that fourth wall. I know it was scary I was just saying it to try to hurt you when I said that so I'm really sorry wait what else Would you say? Do you want to come to Minnesota with me? Oh, damn sorry. You are the only person I trusted.

You're the only person who had my back in the script and now I'm getting kicked up on my everyone and you're part of it and this shit breaks my heart. It's like what about Paige? What about Paige and Sierra? It's something they're chocolate? Yeah, and you've been fucking him over this whole season. What are you talking about? So you're the only person that are trusted.

This whole segment is about you. You making him look bad when you had another boyfriend the whole time. That is what this segment is about. But she is very good at it. You know, she cries and she gets, she changes the conversation again to now he's apologizing to her. Yeah. They go back to stage and of course everyone's talking about it on the stage. Um, he just like that would be like Kyle saying I don't want to propose they made me propose to you on that boat. Well guess what? The producers probably did. I mean, they probably did the whole like, hey, you guys should have like a wedding, like a pretend wedding so that everybody can like kind of be there for your wedding. Yeah. Let's do it guys.

Yeah. So, um, Luke and Hannah hug and then they come back to the set and then Lindsay's like, did you touch the Hannah? Did you touch the Hannah? He's like, yeah, no, of course, I gave her a hug, a classic Luke hug. You know, it's all fixed. A nice hug from a male model saves the day every single time. I'm sorry. The producers told me to say that. I'm sorry. I didn't. Yeah, I gave her a hot hug dish. Oh wait, what was I supposed to say? I gave her a hug. Do you want to come to Minnesota? Wait, what? What? Just stop. Just stop producers. Just leave him alone. Okay. He's like patting his head and rubbing his belly. Oh, I guess I can't do that. Okay. Sometimes you know,

Andy, you don't think before you speak. and I really order an apology. So sorry Hannah Also, you know Minnesota super special to me, which is why I invite everyone there You know, I've invited her if I invited her and Andy's like all right I'm you know you've invited new stories you've invited an executive guy's a her I'm kind of her, where's my end, my Luke? Okay, here's my pitch. You, me, Carl, in Minnesota, no shirts, and whatever happens happens.

How about that Luke? All right, we'll back to Dez. I was like, well, she slid right out of that one. So now we're gonna talk about bathroom gate. Hannah fucking all over the house. And Andy Asso is fucking in the bathroom with that driven by passion or spite. And Hannah goes,

well, the line between passion and spite is very thin. And everyone just grows, it was like, no. It's like Hannah. That was so stupid. That was so stupid. That was so stupid. That was so dumb.

It was dumb. All right, Sotter is for the stupid jokes, okay? Lensy guns. I'm passing it and you're spiteful I think I was gonna say that was uncle bitch So Hannah says you know what it was super just respectful looking back and we were being stupid and Carlos It was does are respectful partial sports you can hear me you can hear me I mean if you had told me like if you had told me where we fucked in your bathroom then I would have been like grows but like you kept it a secret and

then you left behind our back about it and then you asked people who are friends with to like keep it a secret and that's why it's disrespectful Hannah. That's why. Hannah responds terribly with, well I hope you guys wouldn't know and then wouldn't get married. And then Kyle goes, our house has surveillance. Oh Hannah, the rail ends.

Um really will Danielle Pipe send, how does that make you feel Amanda now that she's making a big joke out of it? And it's like oh my god, can you break? It's where people shit and pee. It's a bathroom, okay? And then man goes that is why I put my toothbrush and like my hair It's where I put my cup of coffee. It's where I prepare my sushi, okay? Well, we didn't touch your toothbrush your sushi, okay, so again not getting the point at all. Nope. No, so Carl's like, you know You guys get away a little stuff because you're Quorum quote comedians and it's not funny though. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. Look at one of those. You know, just saying you're sorry. You know, saying you're sorry, Hannah Kyle.

And Hannah's like looking back. It was just respectful. Yeah. But so much amazing. You're not in the bathroom. But looking back, I was just respectful. And Andy says, so what about the jerking off in Kyle's bed? Let's talk about the real issue here.

And Hannah's like, well, you know, the thing is this is that like, you know, when I would like talk to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, like when he showed up, then everyone's on their best behavior. So I mean, now she's mad that Kyle was nice to the boyfriend. It's such a weird conversation. And Kyle's like, yeah, and we're disrespectful. This is just fucked up. I'm just like, oh, yeah, you know what? That's one of the worst things I've ever done. So then, so Hannah, who did you tell about your engagement before it was announced publicly? She was, oh, well, I only told my family, which includes people magazine.

And you know, so my name was accidentally on social media and then like, I got a call from Paige because of course she saw it. So then I told Paige, and then like, I was having a four hour conversation with Sierra. And then I was like, well, I have to tell Sierra. And then we'll just start our box. and they were like whose hand is Hannah here? And I said Mrs. Hannah burner or just missing a burner and I had to tell Starbucks and then somehow Mrs. Hannah does got on my cup at Starbucks It was so weird newly engaged Hannah was on my cops. I was like, okay, everyone here is Starbucks. It's true Engage so then I was like, okay, let me tell the workers sisters from season one. I was like, I'll tell them.

And then I told jewels, I've been Jordan, and then, oh, that guy, um, oh, the fit model from season one, I told her, Jacqueline. The guys who came into Fixa Stowe five times, they knew. It was funny when she said, yeah, the ring was accidentally on social media. And then they show the picture of Instagram where she's in a car going like this, like holding it right out to the camera. So kind of like, um, you thought to tell Amanda in a people exclusive on Instagram, that is how she found out. Okay. And Amanda, Andy's like, so Amanda, your friendship, just what friendship Andy? I was so excited when you were at, like you were, you can give Hannah and I call you

and I was like, Hannah, I'm so excited and you said a whole moment at the DMV. And then you said you'd call me back, but then like three days later, then you didn't call me back and you said that it was because of Kyle like really fucked up. Listen I'm sorry but we kind of got thrown in jail for having sex with a DMV so that's

what happened. But basically Hannah got a text from, got a text from Paige. They're also gossipy it's hilarious hilarious. That Kyle was going ballistic, you know, because Amanda hadn't, you know, Amanda was hurt, right? So since Kyle was going ballistic, she didn't feel comfortable calling Amanda, which one thing really doesn't have to do with another because you're on the phone. So like it's not like you're calling.

Well, then we find out, yeah, but then we find out that he was going ballistic because in her people, magazine interview or some interview she She said yeah, and Carl didn't even congratulate me He's like we didn't know how can we congratulate you? What are you talking about you didn't even tell us? I think I don't know what a different article. I could be wrong. I don't know either way Well, that's what it sounded like to me because he's so over it

He's like what the hell are you talking about? You can't tell us and then say, I didn't congratulate you. Yeah, and she's like, she's like, well, people magazine asked me if he had congratulated me and I said, no, what's the big deal? Yes, yeah, okay. I guess when she said people,

I thought she meant like just people in the world, but she probably meant people magazine. She meant people, because he says, well, it was in the press and you didn't call a man to back. That's not great. But also, you're saying he didn't congratulate you,

but you didn't give them a chance to congratulate you. Right. Yeah, exactly. He's saying like you're telling people he didn't congratulate you, but they didn't know. You're telling the press first, right? So Hannah's like, yeah, but Amanda, I've like never, like historically,

I've never been friends with someone whose fiancee I don't get along with. So. So that's like, yo, the remanta, I've like never, like historically, I've never been friends with someone whose fiance I don't get along with, so So that's that and Yeah, and Amanda's all upset. It's like what? Like we've been friends, what? And she goes, well, Kyle, you're very mean. You're very mean to me, Kyle You're the meanest person, Kyle, because he's like you let her find out to a people exclusive Who are the meanest mean, his person, Kyle, is like, my phone was saying Hannah Burner

was the only person who didn't congratulate, or like, who you didn't congratulate, or something like that. And so, Paige is like, do I think it's fucked up that Hannah didn't tell Amanda? Absolutely, you know what else is fucked up? I'm matching set, that costs $125, you can get that for $20 at H&M, okay?

But you know what, it's not my place to talk about either of these things, so I didn't. You know what's the most fucked up thing? One piece is anybody wanna argue? And Carl's like, you're a fake friend, Hannah. I'm so sick of this shit. You know what, I'm gonna walk around more. I'm gonna walk around.

Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, let me just get some of the leaves. He's just so crazy. Okay, Steve. I'm there over it,. It just gets up and leaves. He's just all wasted. And they're over it. So he sits back down. And Andy's like, Paige, why don't you let Hannah get away with so much? And she's like, well, it's hard. That's why I've stayed quiet.

Like, I don't want to look like I'm betraying her. But I also don't want to be too face. So I just keep it to myself. And he goes, well, I'd like to hear it today. It's like Check which part. Which fight do you want me to talk about? Who's side are you on, relating to Hannah not telling Amanda such as,

I think Hannah absolutely should have told Amanda before the internet and Hannah goes, well, you know, as I think about it more deeply, I do think that not being asked to be a bride's maid, I thought, okay, that's where our friendship is, I'm not your best friend, she's not mine, so this is kind of like in a revenge. And Amanda's like, you fucks up my countertop! Apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize. And Hannah's like, why? And Paige says, well, she's not articulated how she

really feels, you know, like if she just said, you know, I was a fucking asshole and I'm sorry. And Hannah goes, oh, I think I've said that a lot tonight. I think that I've said that quite a bit tonight. I'm like, oh, not really. They're kind of giving you some get out of jail for your cards, because Lindsay's like, I feel like you have remorse, but you don't know what I'm saying. So it's like, they're saying like, Hannah, this is your chance. This is what you do. And so she goes,

well I showed up today. Why don't you go to the bottom of Kyle and Amanda and all that and I just want to be friends with them again. Evan Carl gets all huffie goes, it doesn't so look like you need to. I'm just doing a lot of you. Okay, you're being fake. You don't be truthful. Yeah, like no one here can believe you, Hanna like do it again Try it again try try that again. Take it off She's like, don't you think I wonder was all things the things with people in my life page I'm just like yeah, she cried in the dressing room and you know when she cried. This is an ugly cry Okay, I just sit there with all that crying and hands on the nostrils. It was terrible and carls like the the supportive data sports

He's like come on then fight for it Come on fake cry. I do it. I believe in you monologue monologue monologue Okay, I'll do this I felt watching this Susan everyone was trying to like find negative things in me and I was overcomp dissenting to be like look at my person I'm not a bad person and I'm not a bad person! And I feel like Tidio, a girl, and a man, and Kyle, you're all coming for me, so I just get defensive. Okay, and I apologize if I hurt you and me trying to fix my own ego.

Yeah. Hmm. Um, so yeah, she says, when I see, you know, I hold grudges Kyle and I've forgotten things and like when every time I see you now Like all I see is a guy who's trying to destroy me and Kroga's that was the real thing you said all that All right, we need to for the hammers. We need to for the hammers. All right, very good. So a slow cop So clap golf clap the hammers. Alright, very good. Just a slow cop. So clap, golf clap, golf clap.

And Amanda, what do you have to say? And he's like, Amanda, did you buy it? And Amanda's like, you know what? I like can't do this over and over with Hannah. I'm like done. Like I really am, Hannah. You know, I feel like Hannah looks after Hannah and I need to look after, I mean,

okay, hang on. So Hannah goes, Amanda? I need no longer after. I mean, okay. Hi. So Hannah goes Amanda. I'm sorry for hurting you. And they all like are sitting there like waiting for the rest. They're like, uh-huh. And Hannah's like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay.

Yeah, she's like, okay. All right. Well, you know what? Let's leave it there. We've covered a lot tonight. So let's close the gratitude. Kyle is grateful for Shark's friends and family. Kyle, you want everything yourself,

and put your friends and family above sharks. I just want to say when I was in that room, there was just like so much fog and lasers and... All right. All right, Kyle. I've probably called Kyle. The end Kyle, wrap it up. lasers and I From like how Kyle be a Kyle wrap it up. I just want to say I Wouldn't change anything for the world Especially good pretty much because I can't remember it so I just would like to you know try it once about

Bliking out. Thanks I'm here because you guys so thank you like you know what I always say? Who's got it better than us? And everybody goes, nobody! Thank you to that try. That try. That try, just like everybody. So yeah. All right guys, let's wrap things up with a toast. A toasted bread, sandwich time, Lindsay,

you're getting your sandwich at long last. Yeah, and of course she loves that and Carl's like I'm gonna look hard diet Carl. They're having sandwiches because you can't drink That concluded a really triumphant season of summer house really a break season I think and Break through My uncle's season of summer house, really a break season, I think. And they're for a real reason. It's a break through. They really broke through. So I'm excited.

We said it for winter house, whenever that's going to happen. There's all these pictures that are leaking to the internet about the various new cast members that are being incorporated in, and they're all really hot. Bravo finally got the combo, right? Which is, let's just focus on super hot people right now. Let's not get any, you know, we already have Austin on that show. We don't need any hot, shallow people. Hot, shallow. We, you know, we already have Austin on that show. We don't need any hot shallow people. Hot shallow.

We've already got, isn't Shep on there too. It's gotta be Shep too. I thought it was Craig and Austin and Sierra and maybe Paige, I think Paige and I think probably some others, I don't know. Oh, I guess Shep is in relationship. So maybe that gets him out. Yeah, I'm not sure, but we'll be watching it of course. Thank you guys for being with us the whole season. We sure left you guys Yeah, have a great weekend and we'll talk to you on Monday

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