Watch What Crappens - SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Lover

Episode Date: February 13, 2021

This week on Summer House, Luke finds himself in a love triangle in the shape of a motorcycle baked into a hot dish and served to a coyote. But he's hot and simple; so he's able to just smile while Hannah spirals out of control like a helicopter leaf. In other news, Lindsay is sick of making sandwiches, Carl's mom gets married, and the oven continues to seppuku itself in the face of this cast. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47464998Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watcher Crappins, a podcast but all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch I'm Ben Mandelker also the game ran podcast and joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Carram. What's up Ronnie? Well, hello, bean Little beanery

Are you I love your green shirt. It's a nice color on you. Why thank you. I'm a fall I got my color is done as a teenager at Dillard with my mom and I'm a fall so I Don't know what I am, but I find that earth tones. I feel like really work well with me So maybe that makes me a fall too I'm not sure I'm gonna say you're a spring a spring if I had to guess I would say you're a spring What is a spring is like you know that ice cream shirt you wear with all the little different ice creams?

That's my favorite Ben outfit. It's all springy colors. It's like past elves. Yeah, it's funny is I feel like my wardrobe trends to like blues, like dark blues. And but I find that when I wear earth tones or reds whatever those work well but then I I feel the happiest when I wear like a teal and I don't always wear a teal so maybe I am you see and I don't realize it or is that so maybe it's somewhere I think it's spring because it's like Easter right I

don't know I all I know is I can't a yellow because then I just look like a washed out. I don't know that anybody really, well, I don't know that any man does really great with yellow. I haven't really seen a man pulling off yellow. I think, I don't think any white men do well with yellow. Okay, just sort of like washes us out. It just, it doesn't work, it doesn't work for us. But that being said, you know, you may be a fall,

I may be a spring, but today we're here to talk about summer. Summer house. You know what color you are? You're a segue. That's what you are. If segue was a color, it would be, it would look really good on you. You know what color you are?

A lover boy. You're a mango sub-reheath. So this is our second episode of Summer House. You know what color you are? A lover boy. Your mangoes are fresh. So this is our second episode of Summer House. Quarantine edition. And it opens up with a, oh, by the way, this is a crap ins on demand. So you can watch this if you go to crap ins. Watch for crap. patreon.com slash watch for crap ins. You sign up on the crap ins on demand level and you'll get access to video recaps, not just talking recaps

And you would also get access to our bonus episodes and our discord server. So it's really true. Everything is true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. Summer House. You know, there's also one of those shows where you make snap judgments, well like every every show, But you make snap judgments and they're correct every freaking time. I mean, nothing is subtle on this show and I love that Luke is just worse than we could have ever, ever even imagined, even though we've been saying it since the very beginning. Yeah, Luke is so Luke. Luke is so gross and I love that they call that his skin colored mustache because

his skin colored beard on some look. Cause it's not good. It's not good. You know what I'm saying? His hair is a normal trauma, okay? It's not good. His look. So the episode opens up with another

Trixi Monical Classic. They've got like, there is a stable of songs that is reserved for the show. And we go through them every season and they're great and this one is one of my favorites It goes shiny cars movie stars. Yeah, yeah Shining cars the movie stars. Yeah And it's just I've got to fly in my room

Like a B 52, yes, glamorous here. I was like, I don't see any evidence of movie stars or shiny cars. It's more like beard, stank, and lover boy, mildew. Yeah. And Carl's whistling while he makes his bed. And Paige and Hannah are in bed. And Paige is like, who the fuck is whistling?

I will not have that in my house. That is gross Cuz a Carl with of course Carl whistles in an annoying way cuz you know his like most people would whistle like But you know his is like oh Like stop a car. Stop it. Oh, so Luke is texting Hannah. He's like, hey, Bernthog, had to sleep. And then of course, immediately after he takes Sierra, how he gorgeous, how you doing?

Now look, I do have to say this, at least he's a fuckboy who makes an effort to keep all of his pies on the cell. You know what I mean? Like he's, he's at least putting effort into it, which he's telling us about. He's better than any fuck boy I've ever fucked. It's called Keeping Your Options Open, right? So we see Kyle and Amanda cuddling and then- and then Luke's like walking around and he's like, Bear and Dog, Hannah, I'm rated with your ass and some tennis, okay?

And then Hannah is just like, it looks like he has a dead animal on his face. Cause he has this big, shaggy beard. Yeah, it's like he wants to be ugly. I just don't get it. Which I think is true. I think it's like a very modeling thing to be like, I know that I am super hot.

So I can actually make myself as ugly as I want because when I get sick of it, I can just be a model again. It's like when Tyra put on, this is not to equate ugliness with this, but it's like when Tyra put on a fat seat for her talk. Remember, she was like, this is what it's like to be fat for a day.

And she like walked around the city in her fat suit. But then she's like still Tyra banks. Yeah, oh my God, people are all mad at tyra banks again. So funny. What did you do now? Because her shows are coming out on Netflix or Hulu or whatever. So people are rewatching the shows and they're just furious with her all over again. Well, one of the models is like, you traumatized me. And you know, you took my pain. And you had fun with it over and over again. I didn't really watch that show, but the scroll's making the round with her anger at Tyra.

And you know what? I have nothing to say, except that I love it. I think it's great. I love just getting mad at people and reruns. Like Lucy, thinking she could shove all those chocolates in her mouth and just think she's being cute. You know, some of us live with that every day of our lives. Yeah, and you know what, Lucy, like, take it down a notch to the makeup.

Okay, we get it. We get it. Yeah, shaming her, makeup, shaming her. Um, so, uh, then we see Lindsay and Stravy showering and she, uh, I can see you're hiding me. Oh, um, which really, to me me clarifies why he's probably always hiding off in that that random corner that he has now. He has this like weird, he has like a desk in this, that can only be viewed via reflection

with some like some like security camera. I understand why he retreats there so much now. You can't, but then why do you date people like Lindsay? Like people who need quiet all the time? Why the world would you date somebody like Lindsay? That's just gonna make him crazy. They're gonna make each other crazy. So Sierra is like, I'm a nurse and a part-time model. And in nursing, I use my brain and nobody cares about my face, but you know, modeling is like perfect face, perfect body, and it's not always as easy as it seems.

I mean, do you know how long it takes to learn your angles? And you know what? I do know how long it takes because I specifically remember an episode of America's Next Top Model where one girl was sitting on the floor looking at herself in the mirror trying to get her angles and then she just she just started crying. She was like, hmm, hmm. It's just like the most amazing thing ever. Um, I don't really have angles. Um, I'm like, I'm like, how the earth is hitting, how this sun is hitting the earth that day. I don't, I'm not really really an angle angular person. So the girls are talking by the pool and They're talking about their boobs and Amanda's like I don't feel like anybody has like a perfectly

like Similar blue like everybody's boobs like at one boot. It's like different from the other Boo To be a long summer so then So then Luke and Hannah are playing tennis, which was a club. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and Hannah's like, loosen up a little, oh god, you're adorable when you do athletic things. Oh, Luke. He's like, oh yeah, bringing the heat, Hannah, bringing the heat, Hannah, burn dog, burn dog. Wow, bringing the heat, because you're so hot and I want to fuck you. I want to fuck you so bad

Am I sending the wrong message right now? Hannah's like he's acting the same way he did last summer. I mean he's obsessed with me. He's so obsessed that he brought another girl to the house that he wants to bone just because he knows that it's gonna bring us closer. He's obsessed with me. So Amanda and Paige are talking by the pool, and Amanda's like, did you talk to Hannah? Like, I wasn't expecting her to react like that last night. Paige is like, um, I mean, if the guy that you're into,

like, walked in with another girl, like, that's a stop. I knew exactly what a man I was trying to do, but it was like a bad accident and you just couldn't stop. Which is incidentally my wedding vow for Kyle. Well, I want to find out what Luke and Sierra's history is. And like, with that beard, I can't. I can't. So, Carl is FaceTime and gives mom. And she's like, I'm in the new house.. So Carl is FaceTiming his mom.

And she's like, I'm in a new house. Carl, we close this morning. I'm a homeowner. Oh, Carl, don't worry. You'll have your own bedroom here. Loose your job again. Now is the time to lose your job again, honey. Mama's home.

Oh, yeah. Well, as you can see, first of all, you look great by the way, mom. Second of all, we're a new house. And I haven't been drinking as much. Now that I'm sober, ask for us because I did actually drink last night. But now that I'm sober,

it's up for my boy with something count. Yeah, it doesn't really count. Well, we all know that you only saw a count in the sobriety if you drink less than six back, right? So you know what, I don't eat chips anyway. So like, I'm not gonna like sit around waiting for one. You know what I mean, mom? Well, when I say anyway, so like I'm not gonna like sit around waiting for one. Do you know what I mean mom? Well, when I say sober, just that the air conditioner is really really strong and here someone's like, I'm so like

Yeah, well I have a game plan in place and I feel really good about having those resources in my fingertips, so this is my fingertips. So. What's that mean? I don't know. I think you downloaded snooze or something. It's gonna play it. So he's like, he's like, I just see, you got a lot of fans over here.

You got a lot of fans. They all think you look great by the way. Without a doubt, my mom is my favorite person in the world. And I'm not just saying that to sort of like build up my sweet carl image. I'm saying that really is that way I can basically build up my sweet car. I just want to have sex with girls.

I'm like, yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, uh, uh, drumming up this story again because I want to get laid. But, um, what I will say is that my mom went through a divorce and it really fucked me up. And that's why I was drinking and parting too hard because I was like, worried about my mom. So it's like, I just fucked a lot of people, you know It's like I was gonna get my mom a medic bracelet, you know, so like if she fell she could say like hey

I fell down, but then I was like no because like I'm trying not to fuck so many people mom I don't want to know when you're in pain. Oh mom mom. Do you have a cold? Oh my god. Yeah, hold on I'm gonna fuck a girl hold on. I'm gonna fuck a girl I actually did get my mom a medical bracelet, but the problem is that when she fell over, like she said, I fell over and looked great by the way. So it didn't really work. No one really got her any help.

I've fallen over, but I can't get it up. You know what I mean? Basically, the workuses and lenses are basically just manifestation of my internal thing. That's all. Oh, in a perfect world, I'd be driving to Pittsburgh to watch this, but like, you know, it would be fun to pass you off, Mom. That's not the right word for that.

Are you crying? Are you crying because I really want to fuck somebody. Be upset. Be upset. Yeah, have more pain. Okay, so I just want to say this to Lou. Lou, who's marrying my mom. He's been great. He's been taking her out on dates. I'm gonna need him to speak mainly to her. So

that way I haven't excuse to start drinking again. So that'd be great. Thanks. So he's gonna have like a little wedding party for his mom and then they're gonna face time in which is cute. And then Amanda's like, and then we'll roller skate, which I feel like she's probably said 37 times at least in her life. So then Paige is talking this year by the pool. And Paige is like, I'm honestly, when you and Luke came in, the energy was like,

way different, and we needed it. So it was a good thing, even though I'm seeing it like this with this face. Even though I'm seeing it like it's super judging. So I'm gonna ask you some really nosy questions right now that will probably make you uncomfortable since you don't even know who I am, but I'm gonna ask them anyway, and I will right now that will probably make you uncomfortable since you don't even know who I am But I'm gonna ask them anyway, and I will totally not use this against you. Okay, great

So how long do you know have you known Luke? And she's like well, you know We met at a modeling job and then like I went to Minnesota with him one summer and stayed with him and met his whole family And you know promises were made we almost got married to be honest It just didn't really happen, but we really came that close. And Bage's eyes are like saucers. She's just like, Maybe people don't realize this. I actually don't eat food, but what I do is gossip. So thank you so much for feeding me. Thank you I'm afraid just like, um, so did you hook up before Minnesota? Oh hold on. Let me change my face to a less judgmental Is that matter? They you hook up in Minnesota? And Sierra's like, well, it's no secret

that I've hooked up with Carl. Was it good? I don't wanna talk about any win sex games. He's just like, me neither, but I do. Was it good enough? Yeah. And at one point, Sierra was like, Luke is basically like a lumberjack Prince charming

and we just see him in the kitchen just disheveled with his big, long beard and sweaty. He'd be like, oh, cool. Yes, lumberjack prince charming. So they're laughing like about the sex question. And Sierra is like, I mean, he's a creative mind. That's for sure. Sex, thank you. We're a thing

Um, yeah, and then I went back to Atlanta and he went back to New York and he got back with his ex and then basically ghosted me So that's how that ended. She's like, why did he ghost you and she says well He didn't want her to find out about me because he's a really nice guy He has a lot of good qualities. Would you like and subscribe to him if you had the chance? Yeah, I would. And then you just see Luke being like, where the fuck is the AC in this bitch? Just angry.

So apparently, Sierra and Luke faced on all of last summer. And then Paige tells us, Hannah is going to die. Okay. I'm so excited. I can't wait to be the one to tell her. So then the next song is, It's gonna go by, for like a firework, It's gonna go by, for like a firework.

And Kyle's calling his parents. Fireworks. Whoa. Did you guys see Summer House Kyle called his parents? It was a fire parents. It was a fireworks. It was, wow, wow. It was, you know, by the way, I do want to mention, talking about all these tricks and monical jams, makes me think of selling a sunset also.

And the big news this week is that Heather got a tattoo. Did you see this, Ronnie? Yes. She got a tattoo since she's engaged to Tork. What's this last name again? Missed. Missed or something like that? So she got a tattoo.

I don't know if it's still in though to call them a tramp stamp anymore, but it was in the lower back region. And it says, yes. It's on the side of her. Oh, the tramp stamp is in the middle of your lower spine, right? Oh, that's well, that's why I thought that's this was maybe just projected it there in my brain, but either way she has a stamp of some sort and it says yes, sir, Mr.

Mr. whatever's whatever's last time it's like a I am going to permanently like, hey, I am going to permanently myself supplicant to. Yeah, I'm not sure about that. Christina, divorce, and you know, Christina can come back whatever she wants. I mean, he's dating a lady that looks exactly like Christina. Exactly. He's still obsessed. I'm not falling for it, Heather.

Good luck to you. Wish you the best. Please do not make me sit through Taric all. I'll see you next year, please. Yeah, I can't wait to see what a cover up tattoo you come up with. So anyways, and now Amanda and Kyle are talking about the wedding and how they had to change their date. They had to postpone it from September to June of 2021.

And Kyle's like, I spent all these years wanting to not want to get married and get me committed. And now I'm finally ready and I can't do that. So is that enough for NARC Is that my that's my story of the season, right? Is that is that work for you guys? Yeah, I'll grab that. So Paige is just talking to herself in her room, trying to figure out an outfit. She's like, um, I can't wear white. Can I wear off white? This is probably inappropriate smash that like button And then Danielle walks down the hallway and sees Lindsay goes oh

You look Yes, okay, Danielle come down like Lindsay's just wearing her usual thing. It's like what's Steven up to? Um, I don't know like he's on a call now. I don't like um steenan are you working? He's working non-stop. He works at the top of the hospitality group in the country and like I understand that they went from like 14 to 4 feet I'm ready to get engaged have baby Like how do you expect him to pay for the ring he has to work? He should be you should be so lucky that you've got someone who's got a job in the pandemic So so now we have page now is telling Hannah all about CR and all that stuff Which is intercut with Luke farting, by the way.

Yeah, he squats to fart in the other room. So Hannah's like, So she looked up with him and said, what are you saying? So I'm like, yeah, she went to Minnesota with him over the summer and she like met his whole family. And the sex was good. I think that's what creative soul means. That is so sketchy. Did

you sing the coyote song to her? Did you sing the coyote song? She made up a new verse for her. Oh my god. Oh my god. And I mean, is he flirting with you too? And she's like, oh my god, I'm not an idiot, but like our chemistry, it's like the same as it ever was I mean did you hear us on the tennis court here's how it went oh I mean that's not love wanted So now Carl has changed into his his wedding outfit, which is kind of like a peach colored suit But it's like a with shorts and so he he's like, he's like, yeah, it looks good, it looks good. And then he's like setting up a video feed in the living room and he goes, I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little nervous. Wow, hey, hey Kyle, my mom's getting married before you. Isn't that funny? You look great by the way, you look great. Commissions, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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it's like a big day for Carl too, because her divorce was hard on Carl. Like, he couldn't come in. Do anything. He has a big, big, big, big thing. I love the guys get away with these excuses, because we see all the clips of Carl with Lindsay like oh Totally ready to be in a relationship. Why are you trying to be in a relationship with me?

Well, why why are you crazy? It's going to be so I said I want to take a slowly. Okay. Why's like a slowly guys get away with so much shit Oh, it's cuz my parents got divorced Yeah, yeah, that's what that's what it was. I'm like her Lindsay's mom abandon her. Okay. Sorry like you can't one up that Yeah, she went so yeah, that's what it was. I'm like, her Lindsay's mom abandoned her. Okay, sorry, like you can't one up that. Yeah, she went up. Yeah, so Southern house, I can't believe in love again because they watched the ceremony and it's cute and grainy.

And oh yeah, and so yeah, Lindsay says she's talks about Sharon and Carl and everything and Lindsay hopes that Carl can move on to a new chapter of the unemployment guide, and then Sharon facetimes in for a toast, and Carl's like, oh yeah, so here's the toast. Mom, Lou, I wish I could be there for you guys. I wish you guys all the best, and I just want you to know that this wedding has allowed

me to hit my wedding quota. So I'm still employed. I'm still employed with a knot. Thank you so much mom. Hey guys, I'm gonna make us a Pittsburgh sandwich because like it's my mom's favorite that we eat together. Okay. And Kyle's like how many do you stress on this? So they talk about the wedding a little bit and Steven asks who walked her down the aisle

and he says his niece did because his brother, his mom has been taking care of the niece and raising her because his brother's been in and out of jail and he's like, yeah, he was like struggling. So I distance myself from him, but I was trying not to be like him, but then I realize I turned into him. So like I want wanna rectify things. Yeah, you know, the summer's been like crazy. My mom got married again.

She's profound her groove. And I realized that I really wanna redevelop my connection with my brother. It's just so much stuff happening in my life. Which is why I'm so glad I decided just to come to the Hamtons and spend it with my friends on TV. So Lindsay pulls Lucas aside and she's like, um, Lu, I just wanted a cat. Are you dating?

Are you dating? Tell me all about it. Um, no, we're not dating, but we have a past. We've shared a hot dish before and I've always been interested in her, but I wasn't in a place where I was ready to move on from my past to see when Carl's mom got divorced. I really took that heart and it's just been tough for me. Just like so, step on that, is that all wrong?

And he's like, I don't know. And she's like smiling really big. And then we hear Carl going, you want to get married? How about you want to go? All right. And looks like, well, you know, it's interesting. Because you think, you know, maybe you should be with your best friend.

You know, she's so beautiful on either the outside or the inside, not gonna tell you which, because I like being mysterious. But Sierra's a babe, you know, and have a connection with Hannah, but my penis has a connection with Sierra. I just don't, you know, I'm finally over my ex though, so that's good. Yeah, you know, I look at them both

and I love them dearly. I mean, so I don't know. I mean, do I go further one who's beautiful on the inside or the outside, but not both, and that will always be her challenge in life? Or do I just go for the hot one? I don't know. So rude.

So then the food is, everyone's eating basically and Perry calls Paige and she's like, hi. And he's like, um, so you just don't want to talk to me anymore? Or what? And she's like, ah-ha. Ah-ha. I'm like, Perry, what part of your girlfriend just left to go shoot a reality show for six weeks?

Do not understand. She's busy. She's doing her job, okay? And she's like, well, why are you guys all dressed up? And Paige is like, I'm man, I'm man, I forgot my boyfriend. I mean, like during quarantine, we were like on top of each other and he was like, where are you? What are you talking to?

Like, why are you doing that? Why are you eating that food? Why didn't you do that without me telling you something? And I'm sort of like over it. I'm like, yes, you should be over it. He's so what's it called? Boss, not Bossy. What Perry do?

I've always just like Perry. What a Perry do you. What are you saying Perry did? I'll tell you what Perry did. Perry is, what's that word? Not domineering. He's old. Old. He's just like, you know, one of my pet peeves

is when a reality star starts dating someone and that new person tries to sort of take them away from us. And I'm like, no, they are here doing their job. Like, you know what you've signed up for. You don't get to controlling, controlling, don't like it. He didn't. Like, here's why I respect Perry. I don't think he's controlling. Is he? Well, here's why I respect Perry because he's dating her. Okay, well, that'll give you. But I respect him because he's dating her and has not tried to get on the show. Like he's like, he's actually dating someone without the purpose of getting on TV,

which is very rare. That's true, reality person. So I'm like, oh, that is true. That is true. That's true. Okay, I'll give you that. So tonight they're gonna go roller skating and so now they're all gonna get dressed up

in 70s clothing, but Stravi still has to work. So he's like, hey, Lindsey, can you get me a drink? And she's like, oh, fine, I got a string to the wrong. I was saying, and Carl's got a Kyle's got a new wig. And Steve, yeah, Steve and asked for a drink from you. Did you already say that? She's like, oh, my, yeah, sorry, I was, I was concentrating on this lip balm. So she's like mad about the drink. And then Daniel Danielle of course is like what's the theme of the roller skate party again? And then Carl and Carl are getting dressed like up horn and Kyle's got his new wig that he's putting on girls like

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Awake guys, I gotta catch the train. Oh, sorry. That was just some instinct. Sorry. I'm here to stay I'm here to stay So Lynn Steven is there so Lindsay's so happy because she's like falling down She's picking her up and then they're like making out and he's like oh one second Evon's calling me He's like, well, I mean you have to talk to your boss Don't worry about me. He's like, well, I mean, you have to talk to your boss. Don't worry about me. I'm good. I'm good.

Oh, okay, you're going upstairs now. All right, I'm done over here. It's like literally his boss. Like literally his boss. He's like, oh, sorry, I can't, sorry boss. I can't take the call from you because my girlfriend wants to make out more while that's a roller skating party.

So, Carl's like, I went to roller skating university. When I was younger, that's where we hung out. So, that's how you got the chicks. You know, skating circles, and then I'd be like, my mom got in, in fact, with my dad today, and I'd fuck a girl in the bathroom. Nailed it. Skating circles, and we get older. You jerked circles, and it's just a great time. Skating circles and we get older you jerked circles and it's just a great time. So then we go there's more skating and now he's getting all upset watching all the couples laugh together while she's sitting alone on the bench. We've got Luke laughing with Hannah then Luke laughing with Sierra and Kyle laughing

with Amanda and let's see it's just like She's all she's all mad she's like every would never do this for me So then Hannah and Luke are talking and Hannah's like I think it's like so while Did I haven't seen you for like months like four months? He's like dude we see each other on FaceTime bro Okay, you know what, Hanna, you're my go-to for so many things. Ten is miles, miles going to shop and anything involving close-on. Anything involving that close-on. Yeah, you know, going to the library, if we theoretically read books, that would be something that we would do. You know, it would be so fun. And it was like, yeah, I mean, like, you know, I care for you, you know, we have a solid thing, you know, yes, a solid thing. You know, you're, you know,

you're my go-to, you're my go-to. And just, well, who is Sierra to you? Sierra is someone from my past. You could say someone who's beautiful on the inside and the out, you know? Not making an implication about you, but I'm just saying, if you blind the two of you guys up, there'd be two beautiful on the inside and one beautiful on the outside and you can do the math from there. You know, Sierra, you know, we had a little thing and she's like, oh, so is there a reason like you didn't tell me about that Is there like a reason for that? He goes, uh, well, yeah, yeah, you know I didn't want you assuming things honestly, you know like I didn't want you assuming like I was banging this girl

Which I was or assuming that you know I was talking to her summer while I was banging you which you know again I was or I What was the question again? I didn't want you to assume that we had a future, which we don't. And even though I told you that we did, you know, I didn't want you to assume that what I was saying was bullshit, you know? Amanda Page are trying to listen. Amanda is like, is she gonna repeat the same thing over again? Like she's so in love. And then I was like,

are you just like bringing her to the house to see where you are the summer or he's like, well, you know, I want to see where things go. You know, she's beautiful. But I love you when I care about you, you know, we have an awesome relationship and glad that we're neighbors. You know, if you ever need to buy us some sugars that don't feel free to give me a Mac. You know, I guess what I'm trying to say is, if we were, if we were keys on a keyboard, you know, I would be the escape key and you would be the option key

and I like having an option key. Okay, that's all I'm trying to say. You know what, if we were keys on a piano keyboard You know, you can look at the same note. Okay, but she's sharp and you're flat Okay, and it's right in the middle of you know So Carl's like congratulations everyone for testing awesome for pot for for us for testing positive for awesome news for pa, for, for us for testing pa, for awesome news. Uh, and then where are we, I got lost. The life of the party, oh we will be the life of the party.

And if we'll start scoring the bad. The songs are really building us up and then just like letting us down immediately today. Now is this when Lindsay starts roaming around going hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh, oh, Stephen, you want to work?

Is that your plan? So that's how you treat me? Like it's okay to be like, no, I don't want to be with you. Oh, I'm looking for Stephen. Is anyone's Stephen? No? Stephen? Stephen? Stephen? Stephen? I don't wanna be where they are. I'm looking for Steven. Has anyone seen him? No, Steven. Steven.

Steven. She starts like telling him off and she's all drunk and being like, oh really, I'm not gonna be treated like this and all you're gonna do is work and he's just ignoring her completely. He's just like staring at his keyboard. Ha ha ha. She like really wants a pizza too,

which is adding to the drama of it. And is this how you're gonna fucking dream me? It's okay to be like, I don't wanna be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like in a dreamy. He's like, I'm literally working for a paycheck right now. Yeah, she just yells at him and she's like, this is not gonna end well for you. The truth is, she said,

Carl's just walking around wasted while Luke and Sierra sit by the fire. And she's like, Oh my God, this has been like one day. And we have like six weeks together. And then Carl and Amanda are playing beer pong. Stevens working. And it's bedtime. So Hannah and Sierra and Luke have like a good night, good night, but then he's still texting. Don't, don't, don't. Yeah, he's like, he's basically, and he tells us, Sierra and I have only known each other as being attracted to each other sexually and physically.

We've just never been friends. Unlike Hannah, who is like, you know, the most friend of the friends, right? You know what I'm saying? Just so, so friend. Like I wish, I wish. She's a real feebie that one. I wish, you know what I wish we could do?

I wish we could go eat zone bars together. We'd almost be like in a friend zone if we did that. You know what I'm saying? God. So Hannah and Paige are in bed and Hannah's like, oh, this is the thing that confuses me like I like her and I'm confused Cuz like he checks me all night. I wonder if he's texting Sierra too. I'm just like He's made out with three girls in this house. This is not gonna end well

No, it will not so and according to the trailers there's a fourth coming up so I said now it's the next day, and oh, here's a classic song. I'm coming way up, way up, I'm coming way up, way up, way up, way up, way up. And they're just like 10, 27 A.M. and there's a tornado warning. Like they're literally have to retreat to the basement. Yeah. So there's a tornado, and they're all or, uh, is this a, yeah, so tornado warning and then a bloodline. And yeah, and a tree fell at my house. Those

old crazy times. Wow. So Amanda's like, it's really scary out there. Kyle, but how mean birthday? And Lucas is just talking to himself, shaving. He's like, are we going to do this? We're going to shave. Oh, shaving, he's like, are we gonna do this? We're gonna shave, oh God, look at you. You're looking good. There, buddy. Yeah. Well, the other, the other, oh, sorry.

I just completely stepped on you. I'm just blah-blowing. Go ahead. Oh no, I was gonna say that what was so funny was that, like, there are all these texts going on about like that there's a tornado warning and there's like a alarm's going off. And Kyle's like, God, I'm getting so many text messages and Amanda goes, Oh, it's

because of your birthday. I'm like, and there's that tornado. Go downstairs. So Lindsay is just trying to figure out ovens. The music stops while she just like stairs at the Toaster oven things and Luke works out and then the stove guy comes and I was like, wow, that's gonna be the season. Cause the music's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like looking at a toaster of him. I also, I also really appreciated the footage of the daybed tumbling out of the pool

and across the lawn just because last week, we spent, we saw Lindsay spending so much time blowing it up and I'm just, I was kind of waiting for a scene of Lindsay to yell at the tornado. Like, this is, you know how long I did that? You know how long I put into that day bed? And now you're gonna blow it away?

No, fuck you, tornado. Fuck you. This is not gonna end well for you, tornado. Tornado, you do not wanna see me activated. So she goes into Stephen and it's like, are you on the phone? And he goes, no, but if you don't mind, I'd love a sandwich. And she's like, oh my God, you are running, you're my wife.

And he's like, I have a call. So then Danielle, we then see Danielle out her laptop. And she has a blazer on. She's in full work mode. She has headphones on and she's typing like, and then Lindsay storms in and is like, um, I feel like, um, which his headphones on and she's typing like tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt t making you a sandwich right now. Are you fucking ridiculous? Daniel's like, I'm on a Zoom right now. I'm so dumb, Daniel's like, sorry guys. No, that was the roommate.

I'm not a cat. Okay, I'm not a cat. Yeah, I'm not a cat. Oh, I'm surprised that that was not Daniel that that happened to. So then Carl sits on his bed scratching his balls, going, what the heck? Blue skies now?

Glad we got a Dutch scratching scene in there. A lot of things are happening in quarantine. So Paige pulls Amanda aside to plan this big birthday. And Amanda's like, so it'll be like Kyle and I are in a restaurant. It's only printing out menus. Yeah. Kyle's not the most insane birthday parties ever. And then we see a montage of truly the most annoying birthday parties You've ever seen in your life like sports cars and like you only that could have made it worse would have been a top golf or somehow involved

so then um page so then page bit tells the group like okay, so the plan for tonight is that we're gonna all cook dinner for Kyle and Amanda I mean well the stick the stove guys still there, like, tinkering on the stove, which is clearly not working. Yeah, and Amanda's like, you're gonna be every money in the restaurant. You're gonna be the cooks and the hostess and the staff. So please stop, please stop Amanda.

This is not what restaurant words are supposed to be. Yeah. So then Luke is like, me, well, Luke is outside trying to build like a work table for himself so he could do his jewelry and he's like, oh, I really need a work bench for making my bracelets. But then he like drops something. He's like, no, don't go down.

Oh, God, he's in it. Oh, my nail fell in the pool. Oh, I'm so inferior. You're rated. So then Kyle's like, oh, was there like a puncher in the, oh no, this Kyle, was there like a puncher in the oven? Like, there's no fixing it. Bad news, babe. Stov's not going to be fixed. And so Hannah goes to Sierra's room and she's like, oh, smells nice in here. Can I come in? And she's like, okay, Sarah's on the bed on her computer. She is, okay,

sure, come in. So Hannah comes in and leaves the door open and jumps on the bed and she goes, shut the door. I knew I was like, what the fuck? If you're the one entering the closed, the opening the closed door and you come in and the new child, the person was already there on the bed to close the door, I was like, that's not how that works. What kind of a power move is that? So Sierra is like, okay, sketchball, what do you need? And she's like, oh, I'm here to get some tea. So Luke sent me down and he said like he's into Sierra and I wanna see what happens. So like, how into him are you? Because I've never heard your name before, by the way.

Never heard your name before, tell him that you. So, Sierra's like, well, I've heard about you. This was an aggressive move. I didn't like this at all. Like, it just, more desperate and sad. I felt like it just would, like, it just, like, lacked chill, not saying that she has to be chill. And I know she was just like, the whole purpose of it is,

like, I think that Luke is playing us against each other. But she just sort of, like, comes on so strong about this when they don't know each other. I was like, oh, girl, what are you doing? Well, it's also confusing because she was dating, and this stuff I only know from Sashama Dia Okay, people telling me on social media, but She was dating so she's dating like some 40-year-old dude or something and they were dating at this time

So I'm confused why she's acting like she's been with me this whole time when she had a boyfriend I'm confused. I don't really understand. I don't know the timeline I'm just gonna try and not let that get in here because none of this really makes any sense unless it's all just fake. But, yeah. I'm assuming that it's not all fake. Yeah, this is a weird move

because this girl isn't showing that she really is with Luke or even really gives that much of a shit. So. And also, the other thing is like, it's like Hannah, you could put all this attention into Luke right now and also the other thing is like like it's like Hannah you could put all this attention into Luke right now and getting the bottom of this or you could not attach yourself to an obvious fuck boy so there's that too so then Luke meanwhile I'll tell you what's not fake

Ronnie turkeys because a whole bunch of turkeys go go like running around in the background and he's like oh no shit oh maybe I can get those turkeys teamed. I did that to my chipmunks I'm like, yes, that's exactly what this cast needs are some domestic turkeys walking around also It actually he'd play those turkeys against each other too. They're like, hey, where are the turkeys fighting in the backyard? What the hell? Yeah, that's gonna sit down with a turkey. So Just you know turkey I've never heard of you before, but apparently Luke's been texting you and taming you. So, can we change those notes?

So Sierra's like, um, walls will be honest. He made it sound like you wanted more than him. And like, if he hook, he said he didn't wanna hook up with you because if he did hook up with you, you'd catch feelings for him and house like, that is all lies. Like, is it? Because that's exactly what happened.

You're watching the scene, really? Like, yeah. It's like, that is a lie. Yes, did I just say last night that I was crying on the inside? I did. And I'm overly fixated over the situation. I am, but I will not catch feelings.

I will not. So she's like, were you sleep? Were you talking to him last summer and Sierra's like, yeah, every day, like he would FaceTime me, he would call me and then we see clips of all these times last year, where Luke was calling somebody and it was Sierra the whole time.

And Hannah's like, oh, I'm kind of speechless. I'm totally meaning this shit on Twitter then I'm gonna screenshot that and put it on my Instagram bitch Do I have feelings or do I just love a male model? She's like oh see our just so you know he was fully dating me last summer and by dating I mean he was chasing after me and I was like no, I'm not interested in you and then for like a second I was like okay, and then we boned but we were fully dating in relationship almost engaged last summer just so you know Yeah, so she's telling her look like I'm speechless because during the week we would hang out every night

And she's like were you sleeping together? She's we were making dinner like every night like a full-on relationship So she didn't really answer that question. I was doing his grocery shopping for him, which is totally sexual. Okay, it was a full on relationship. Like, I was like the one who'd call up at the last minute when he needed someone to go with him to an event. Okay, if that's not a relationship, I don't know.

He would call me buddy or dude. I mean, that's just sexual in nature right there. I mean, I paid for dinner all the time. Like if that's not a relationship So Sierra's like, uh, so what are you guys now? And she says well, I mean he's flirting with me on the tennis courts Like don't you see that. Didn't you hear us? Oh I mean, that's something right right? And then he texted me goodnight and Sierra's like, this is awkward because I don't even know this girl and I don't know if she's just making more than it is because she's butt hurt or if he's lying,

but I don't need this. I'll tell you exactly how this is gonna go because I think we've seen us on reality TV too many times where there's like one girl who wants to compare notes to be like, this guy is playing us He's a fucker and the other girl goes I know totally and then she hangs the other girl out to try and I was like I'm getting with the guy I don't care That's what always happens. Well, she's already with him. So she is kind of. Yeah, you're right. Yeah

Like they already have a thing. Yeah, a real thing. I mean he brought her on TV to be with her locked in the house all summer You know it's true with them so Hannah's like oh, I mean he's still texting me. He's still texting her like get the fuck out, you know Oh my god, that was passive aggressive. I'm so Brooklyn right now Oh my god, I'm gonna put on some some suspenders and drink from Mason drives right now. I'm so Brooklyn Oh my god, I'm gonna put on some suspenders and drink from Mason drives right now. I'm so Brooklyn So and then meanwhile just in case anyone's wondering Luke during this entire conversation is like working on this Bench that In the end just as like uneven and he's like oh damn it

So now everyone's getting changed for the night and Hannah's now telling a page that she talked to Sierra and she's like, Luke is done so like, like, oh God, he's just like the worst. And then you just see Luke just in his own role be like, oh God dang it. I don't have a belt. Damn it. So everybody's getting ready for their romantic restaurant night and page is like, I'm the hostess. Luke and Sierra are the servers.

Dan Yelts a manager Hannah's the chef which is Corifying Luke is the sommelier. I think that's how you say I'm with the college So yeah, yeah, welcome to like and subscribe grill. I'm your hostess page so So Colin Amanda come out of the their bedroom and pages like the hostess and this is fully you know Everyone when they're were seven years old making a restaurant for their parents, right? I know this show is like a roller skating party.

And then it's this like plus pretend we're restaurants. Tomorrow they're going to play the teacher game. Like okay, class. Oh, I didn't have the future game, but I definitely had like a, you know, we def my brother and I definitely had a restaurant for our parents called the Golden Egg. And it was very exciting because we used print shop to print out little menus on our little Epson printer and had like a, there was like a checkered border on it, which was like

the most exciting thing ever to be able to do in 1988. Oh yeah. So this is basically that. Yeah. So they're all playing their little parts and Carl's first is like, hello, I'm Carlito, I'll be your sommelier. Tonight we have a lovely spritz called Megopiche. Sorry, I'm a little nervous. You guys are a really attractive couple. I saw that this is how we started three-some-an-a-porn, right? Yeah. And meanwhile, Steven's the best one because he's like,

I'm in charge of dessert and I'm chilling these spoons. Yeah. And then, he's like, you know, he doesn't even cook. Like the most he's ever done is done boiled noodles with sauce on top. I'm like, isn't that just like pasta? Is that what pasta is? Yes, that's good.

So let's see. So basically they give them this little dinner, right? And they have to sit at the sides of the, the opposite sides of the dining room table, which is huge. And Lindsay comes out and gives them their water and cause like even the water chicks hot, she's like,

ah. It's like, it's nice to see that someone appreciates me. And so, uh, so then they're all just like cooking in the kitchen and Luke goes over to where CR is doing. Who knows what? And Hannah's just like getting mad. She's like sauteing spinach with rage. She keeps like jamming the spinach with her wooden spoon. She's, and Luke goes up to CR and he's like, Oh, you're doing a good job. She keeps like jamming the spinach with her wooden spoon and and Luke goes up to Sierra and he's like, oh, you're doing a good job. It looks good. I mean, I know they want you at front of house because you're beautiful on the inside and the out and but you're an amazing worker too

And Hannah's just like making a face like and He's like, you know, we want you outside here because you're gorgeous and it's like if I could understand I could understand like if he chose someone else but so like rub it in my face like being a dick must be really hard no pun intended that's going on in install so now here comes dessert and Stephen Stephen is like is this final ice cream and page is like, no, that's cheese. Like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Lindsay's like, um, you guys are going so fast. There's still eating their entree. And this is Steven who's like pushing the dessert forward.

I'm like, so Steven works in hospitality. Like they're because he says, oh, no, just like, listen, we could just bring it down. And then if they want to nibble on their entree is they can't if they want to. I was like, the table's big enough. So I don't know if I want to go to any restaurant, Steven's doing any hospitality and. And here's like, please stop bickering spirit fingers guys, spirit fingers. So Daniel's like, oh, we didn't know our guests were so beautiful. I'm your general manager and I hear it.

Somebody's birthday and I and they're like asleep on the table. Yeah. And then everyone comes down with the dessert. Well, while they're like, they just come down with the dessert and everything and Kyle's like, wow, it feels really good to have an adult like moment for once with my birthday. I'm like a pretend restaurant with you in your roommates. So let's see. So then they go up and help everybody clean and stuff and Hannah's like, wow, whoever does the garbage here is great because he's the garbage girl. And let's see.

Sarah is Luke keeps on with Sierra. He's like, Sierra, you owned it. I mean, you're not just a pretty face. Hey, you got a boyfriend. And Hannah's just like, okay, that's it. I mean, you're not just a pretty face. Hey, you got a boyfriend and Hannah's just like Okay, that's it. You guys want a chat? Oh Luke, let's chat. And Sierra, you can come to you should come on I don't I don't I don't even know you Please don't make me do this So Hannah's like, okay, Luke You have two girls in the house that you've had a thing with because yeah, yeah, that's true. He's like, and how many girls were you talking with last summer?

Like actually, because not that many honestly. That's already where the conversation should end, not that many. And I love how he always acts like he's being interviewed for like a magazine, you know? He's like, mm-hmm, like, crossoes like like a very serious thoughtful answers. So he's like, oh yeah, you know, not that many, honestly. And she's like, well, you sat me down last summer and you said you're in to me and come to Minnesota, come to Minnesota, me and my family.

He's like, you know, we had an awesome connection. We spent the summer together. It was fun. And Sierra's like, you know, we had an awesome connection. We spent the summer together. It was fun. And Sierra's like, um, I mean, but you were talking to me too, and like painting this picture that you wanted to rekindle things with me. And he's like, well, you know what?

I have always liked you, right? So I've always liked you, and I told you the reason in my past was why it's hard. Do you remember the reason anybody not over my ex? Okay? It's still going with the good one. Good catch all. Yeah, my ex is Carl's mom there. I finally said it. So I had a So Hannah and I was like how many people do you tell that to how many people because? What do you mean? Do I have to do more math? You already asked me how many people I spoke to last summer. She was, you say the same stuff to me?

Hannah. Okay, are you ready to be ghastly? Here we go. We never dated. We never were a couple. I've actually never seen you before tonight. I don't know what's going on, Cuckoo Head, but you're having visions. Okay, I'm sorry if you obsessed over my Abercrombie photos, but we've only just met up half

an hour ago. So, sorry, crazy lady. Yeah, pretty much. And she's like, that really, he goes, but I do still flirt with you, you know? I mean, we've had this conversation, but I still flirt with you because you're fine. And she's like, well, that could really

focus girl up. It's like you're wasting all my time. And he was wasted your time. We wasted your time. Yeah, better tools your words. Carefully, thank you, Cameron Westcott. I know. Meanwhile, Paige and Amanda are at a table nearby,

listening in and they're so still, they're like too dear. Just like, dear who have heard like a predator. There's, there's like, they are, their backs are fully erect and they're just like, doing like, you know, cuckoo clock faces. I know and they're so totally listening to this whole thing, which is hilarious. They're like a foot away from them and making all these faces.

So Paige is like awkward. And then she goes, this is so awkward as if not everyone in this entire house has had to have like a front row seat to every time she fights, including this afternoon. Yeah. So Hannah's like, you were calling me every day. It's like we're friends, Hannah. Friends a lot of each other and then Rob girls are my face to make them feel bad. And he goes here, it's like, Oh God, patient Amanda are just sitting there. Now is the time

to bud in. Okay. This is the wrong time to be minding your business. Yeah. And he goes, if I'm not dating you, I don't have to tell you about that, Hannah. But she did kind of catch him, which is that he keeps on saying, we're friends. We're friends. We're great friends. So if you are great friends shouldn't like, why are you not sharing that you have this side, that you have this girl that you've been talking to every day. So he is obviously like full of it with this thing,

but also Hannah is like way to attach for someone who was obviously gonna do this to her at some point in their relationship. Yeah. And she's like, I mean, you took advantage of me. He's like, took advantage of you. Who was there for you last year while you were crying over me? It was me who was there.

We were all alone. And she's just sitting there like, oh my god, why did I agree to this? I could have been modeling Yeah, and Hannah's like snopcrong she's like I saw it in spinach should I I saw it for you And don't worry. It's gonna be a very exciting season because it's like coming next week on summer house How many sandwiches that you made for me?

I'm so excited for that moment. I've been excited ever since the trailer because she has her hand. She's in her, this explains why she's dressed like a cater waiter. Because remember, we're like, why is she dressed like a cater waiter? Because how many sandwiches have you made for me? Like that is going to be my anthem for 2021. How many sandwiches have you made for me? I'm so excited for that Lindsey fight.

She's like the Janet Jackson of Summer House. How many sandwiches have you made for me? Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh That's the way Sam would just go, Steven. Oh, good lord, what a mess. Well, it was a fun show. Funny, funny, funny. Yeah, it's funny, it's funny to see them so bored because they have nothing to do, but it's entertaining. I think this is gonna be like below deck

where as the season goes on, they are just gonna get crazier and crazier because they are just trapped with each other for way too long period of time. Yeah. Oh man some fun times everybody. Yeah. Thanks for being with us here today. Yeah everyone have a wonderful and safe weekend and we'll talk to you all on Monday when

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