Watch What Crappens - SummerHouse: Pub Brawl

Episode Date: March 26, 2021

There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallout from the TOTALLY REPUTABLE Instagram psychic, who claimed that Luke and Lindsay slept together. Then tensions bubble over during a faux pub crawl when Kyle accuses Luke of controlling women, and Luke responds with the most vicious statement uttered on reality TV: "I don't like you!" It's a doozy of an episode. Come listen!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm doing great too because wow, summer house, summer house. What an episode. what an episode. What an episode. So good. I cannot wait to recap this with you. Well, let's do where I mean, let a fun time, what a fun time this episode was. I'd left this episode thinking, like, have I been victimized by Luke?

Like, is he really that stealth of a victimizer? They're like, I've been victimized and maybe I didn't even notice it because How did Luke become this big of a villain, you know, I stopped this episode and think about it for a minute I was like I need I was like Bueller. I need to show you on this bear where Luke hurt me Okay, cuz I'm sure he has I'm sure he does something he's just so cute that I've just ignored it, you know? Yeah, I feel hurt by Luke because he used to message us and like he'd be like, oh, another funny episode guys, and then he stopped, and now I'm like, wow,

I feel like he doesn't like us anymore. Maybe that's okay, maybe that's a good thing. But I like that you're always surprised when that happens with people. Like maybe it was the screaming fuck boy at the top of our lives You're always like I just don't understand it. I just don't get it. What if we what could we have possibly done to that person? I know what is it about talking shit about someone for weeks and weeks and weeks for full hour?

Why would they suddenly decide that they don't like us anymore? Right. But this episode was interesting. I think there are a lot of gray areas that I'm excited to talk about because it's, you know, it's summer house. Summer house is nothing but gray areas. Well, you shouldn't call them gray areas because Lindsay is extremely old and is going to trick her hair. I know she's going to feel sad for those days when she used to have gray hair instead of just full on white fluff. So, the episode opens up with Amanda going, wow, which is really like the most Amanda way to open up an episode. It's like the Amanda version of Home Alone, because she's got her hands kind of lazily on her face,

like McColley, she's like, wow. Oh, there's robbers. Yeah, basically Luke wanted to have sex with you for whatever reason, and then go and fuck Lindsay. Like, how does that make any sense, Hannah? Like, he wants you, but then he's gonna go fuck, like I don't get it. I don't get it Hannah. Yeah, for those of you guys who don't remember,

a random IG psychic message Hannah and was like Luke fucked Lindsay, and now they're running with it as if it is like fact. And now we have Paige, Paige actually questioning like why would Luke act like he wants to fuck you, but then fuck Lindsay? I'm like, you know this is like nothing of this is verified. None of this is verified whatsoever, and you guys are like all like angry at him when it's based off of what someone had a Promenician about who is like not even in your friend's circle.

Right. So Amanda goes, well, I know know this much amount and they're gonna deny it. And they're just like, well, I believe it. They had sex. I need to know. Like I need to know at Girl's Night, we're gonna find out. Yeah. Doesn't sound like a disaster at all. I loved I love Amanda's powers of deduction. I'm like, they're they're gonna deny it. Wow. How did you figure that out? What are the odds in the idea? So now it's time for for this like girls night boys night thing and we know this because Carl's going boys night boys night boys night boys night boys night boys night and Kyle's Saturdays are for the boys. Right. Saturdays are for the boys even though

it's actually Tuesday Tuesday right now, but you know, pandemic. And Kyle's wasted it like 2 PM, because that's just Kyle. And he just runs around screaming boys nights like to make it less awkward that Kyle's just wasted it to in the afternoon or whatever. So Kyle's like, dude, the guys are hanging out

trying to make boys night happen. And it's really cringey and awkward because Kyle and Carl both act like popular girls just being mean to the new girl. Yeah, the new work girl kind of for no reason So um, they're like oh Hey Luke, can you check again? I mean I can but you probably can't can you check again? I'm gonna do it. Oh, baby. You can though. Oh Yeah, I can do it in like three seconds. No way. No, I don't see it. Okay

It is tradition by the way for those just tuning in is it's tradition summer house that one night we have separation of the sexes I'm like for like 45 minutes. So So we see flashback of boys nights and and girls, nights of previous seasons, which have all been a disaster. And at the carl saying that with everything going on in his life, he just wants to let loose now. So now it's time for them to chug beer. And Luke is like, okay, yeah, I can do this in three seconds.

Okay, here we go. Bottoms up and I chugged it. It's like Luke You just spilled it all over your pants Girls like you missed your mouth bro and Kyle says yeah, you look like a four-year-old like a milkshake stand What does that even mean I mean like I can see myself saying it, but then I would say what does that even mean? I mean, I can see myself saying it, but then I would say, what does that even mean, Ben? So then the girls, we go to the girls and, well, we go to the girls and Hannah is leading a spa day. And she's like, once you're in the summer spa,

all the stress releases and Lindsey burps. Yeah. And she's like, That wasn't really easy. No toxic masculinity here. No boners poking you when you don't want to be poked. Just the relaxing sound of a girl who's good at tennis. Tennis. And while she's giving her speech,

cows downstairs pissing off the ledge, you know? And again, I hope the homeowners are watching this and just like, chitching, singing up every little thing they see. They're just gonna have to burn this house to the ground after this is done. I mean, just, just, you know, like, just get rid of it. So, Carl is like, ah, boys, we're going shirts off.

Yeah, boys not. So we take off our shirts for no good reason. Yeah, we're men. This is Yeah, boys not. So we take off our shirts for no good reason. Yeah, we're men. This is the scariest thing I've ever heard. And Carl's also that kind of gay guy, among the straight guys, who's always like, all right, take off your shirts. Hey, you know what would be hilarious? Put you nuts on my face.

That would be great. Hey, you know what would be hilarious? Hit me in the face with you. Let's play swords, but with our dicks. So come on guys, this guy, I think it's boys not it. Come on. It's boys night, come on. It's very gay porn segwayish. I don't understand why they have to take off their shirts.

I mean, I don't oppose it. I just don't, I don't get that thing. I don't know if, I don't be able to say it. It sounds fucking horrifying, okay? This is why the gay guys are often over hanging out in the girls group, okay? I don't wanna be taking off my shirt with a group of people that works out.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'll be getting my facial. Thanks. I just don't understand that impulse. It's like on Vanderpump Rules when they just took off their shirts to go fight, which is something that that guys just do. Like somehow this is more primal and manly.

I don't get it. Well, Jackson spent all his, he only had like one my sweater, remember? That was like his chunky white sweater. So he had to like take it off. That's true. Yeah. I mean, there's reasons for things.

You just have to think real super deeply about it, guys. Yeah. So over on girls, Hannah is distributing masks for the mall to wear, you know, like spa masks. And they all, a lot of them have like, like animals or things like that. She's like, you got to pick an animal that matches your energy. And so of course, like then they got to page and of course hers is like a Venetian mime like like a delicate European mask and then Danielle.

I don't know if you noticed this. They all have like animals or whatever on their faces. And then Danielle just has like a plain white one. I was like, of course. Of course, she has like the unadorned mask. Hahaha. And Hannah's an otter, which is funny because in gay terms, that's not a twink, right? Which is like a kind of a skinniest, hairless, skinny boy, isn't it?

Isn't it? And an otter is like a, like a trim bear, you know, in the gay world. It's like a slightly hairy thin guy. I did not realize she was an otter is like a trim bear, you know, in the gay world. It's like a slightly hairy thin guy. I did not realize she was an otter. I missed that. I thought she was just an otter cat, that's some sort. Well, she said she was an otter. I don't know.

I didn't look at the face mask, mask close enough. So Hannah was like, oh, my nanosub, you should only do two shades of red. Oh, me, your nails. And page goes, your Nana is a whore. So that's where that comes from. Yeah, I ask my Nana, like, how do you, like, keep things exciting in the bedroom

and she likes porno, my grandma likes porno. Huh. And then she tells us that she's been having phone sex with des because they both love talking. Speaking of things, no one wants the mental image of. Let's segue into phone sex with death. That's like the equivalent of just like straight guys randomly taking off their shirts to feel more manly is,

is this concept? So, it's like why? Your grandma's a jerk and it's a porn straight into you having phone sex with death, okay? It's like, Girl's Night is over. It really is. So now the guys are playing beer pong and everything and Carl's like, okay, okay, all right, all right. And this actually really supports your point, Rodney,

because he goes, all right, loser has to do a naked push up. All right, loser doesn't like a push up. Yeah, gotta be naked, okay. Because like, come on, you guys are being brats, you know, because they're starting to compete, because it looks like, well, I could probably do more push. Oh, I could probably do more push up. Nah, I could probably, because I was like, you guys are being brats, can we just play some beer pong instead? Looks like, okay, how about this?

Whoever loses has to take a slap shot out of their chest. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, what sort of shot? Depending on the shot, I'll say yes. It will it be naked, and will the shot be of your dick slapping me in the chest? All right, I'm it. By the way, I just want to clarify that Kyle did not call them brats. He called them vagina breaths.

So, vagina brats. Okay, vagina breaths. Oh, vagina breaths. Yeah, I just wanted to paint the full picture of the scene. Yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah. Well, here's the thing.

It's had like, yeah, because Luke, actually Luke didn't want to do a naked pushup. He's like, I'm not doing a naked pushup. So, yeah, he says, okay, so whoever loses has to take a slap shot to the chest and Kyle goes, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard since my grandmother put Molly in the gravy at Thanksgiving. What are these non-sequitur phrases that are assaulting us on summer house tonight?

I thought he said since grandma put jelly in the stuffing. Okay, you know what? I think my house wouldn't be this difficult. It really should. Like, you're hearing otter, I'm hearing cat. You're hearing. I'm hearing Molly, you're hearing jelly, you're hearing otter. I'm hearing cat I'm hearing Molly you're hearing jelly you're hearing brat. I'm hearing vagina brats This is Lindsey calling you and son. I think we do just me friends from now on

I actually like it. I like that we have two different like one of us has the Zack Snyder cut but we don't know which one has it right. I like it. So the page is like so. I have a game. Okay and it's not gonna stir up any shit at all. Okay. Okay. So we're the last people on the planet, you know, because we have to imagine that theoretically jewels has burned in a building from last season's theoretical game. Okay, great. So we're the last. theoretically, jewels has burned in a building from last season's theoretical game? Okay, great. So what the last game? Is remember last season, like, you know what this group would you leave to die in a burning building? No!

And the man does like jewels. I don't know where. Okay, where the last game was? And it was a man that, it was a man that had made it, so what, wasn't it a man that made it? what wasn't a demand It was a matter of the matter just turns into a total asshole No offense But I'd have to say that jewels with burn it Well just because I don't really know you that well

Just like you couldn't have just been like I would sacrifice myself She was like, you couldn't have just been like, I would sacrifice myself. Oh my God, that was funny. So, for the last people who live on the planet, and like, we have to keep the world going by procreating with each other, and then wearing really great outfits on the internet. So, who in this house are you having a baby with?

And why? It cuts to the guy's playing beer pong shirtless, like just wasted. Yeah, I can't wait to see Nick push us, bro. Oh, I can choke a beer in five seconds. How about that? OK, three, two, one. Bro, you just do it over your shoulder.

Oops. OK, you know what? I lost, so someone give me a slash car. I'll waste my dick in your mouth. Carole, come on. Get off the ground, Carl. So Paige is like, I would have the curious little babies with Carl Radcliffe and they would wear

sets that didn't come as sets, but I arranged them as sets. Yeah, I can do that in general. Carl Radke. So then, um, I don't know why I said that. Yeah, he said Radcliffe. You just really upgraded Carl. I really did. I I said that. Yeah, he said Radcliffe. You just really upgraded Carl. I really did. I added like an extra little British quality to him.

No, Carl Radcliffe. He sure did. So Sierra's like, oh, same. He's like my type, I guess. And then he's like, well, he's a really good at fingering. And what about the downstairs? And Doris says, yeah, it's on his LinkedIn. Yeah. I'm Lindsey Humber

Did I want people in his personal Professional Networks known like Karl Radgis Really good at fingering Is it a Dorseman from How Bows? Yeah, he has he a chance and huge feet And Daniel's like oh, I guess it's between I guess Kyle or Carl or Luke, all those guys who fixed our stuff, really anyone, anyone who will take me really.

Is that an answer? And there's awkwardness because since she does say Kyle and Amanda's right there, so Amanda is just kind of like giving her deaths there in her mask. And then back outside Kyle's like, dude, when is the last time you guys have had sex and would you like to break that streak right now with each other? Ah!

Ah! And then makes it so! So it's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! And then it comes back to me girls. And Hannah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah's like, well, he was like the only man that like, we come simultaneously and you know, I give them a hard time for being a minute man so I guess I'm a minute girl.

Everyone's like, can we talk about Carl fingering Lindsay again? Yeah. Yeah. So Hannah, Hannah wanna show us any of Desi's dick pics because even that would be better than this lie that we're all having to sit through right now. So then outside, like Luke, someone has like a pool noodle

and like creases it in a certain way and crawls like, hey, did you just jerk off the wiffle ball? Oh, I'm like, I don't know, or I don't know, did you say wiffle ball? Or did you say pool noodle? Because that doesn't make any sense why he would say did you jerk off the wiffle ball? And whatever you just jerked off, how come it made me come? God, this is a good boy's night.

It's a good boy's night. I guess what? I ordered some pizza so there should be a pretty cool delivered boy here soon. So then, um, Lindsay's like, I'm gonna make him do naked ding-dongs. Get the pizza in here. Oh no, our water went out. I guess we'll have to call a plumber too. Oh Lindsay's like back-end girls night. She's like, um

I actually think that I would pick Luke at which point page is like emergency eye contact with Hannah emergency eye contact with Hannah She goes not for his intelligence or anything And page goes obviously Lindsay's like well he is very handy not like a no not like in a Carl fingering way just like handy And he has a lot of attributes that I've been overlooked my this group so then Even though this is a theoretical game about who you would populate the world with, Hannah's like, Sierra, you've overlooked him,

that's what you're saying, that's what she's saying, you shouldn't date, you should date Luke. And like that wasn't, that has nothing to do with like populating the world. Right? Yeah, and she's like, well, how about I've just been there and I've done that and I just don't want to return there She goes, um, the question is, uh, uh, it wasn't, who do you want to live happily ever after?

Well, it was, uh, who are you gonna probably live? And then Hannah's like, oh, Mollindy, I don't want you to think we're like anti-luke or anything, but like, Luke has pushed people away, okay? Yeah, Hannah, he literally fucking pushed you away Over and over again, and you still wouldn't take that. He pushed you away so hard you had to pretend you were in a relationship with this other guy Suddenly out of nowhere. He were in love. Can we have break? Well, I mean I mean I'm I'm I'm waiting to get into it for later, but He has and he hasn't like it's a disaster. This is all gonna be one big disaster of a discussion. I'm telling you that I know it is. It's gonna be a disaster.

Yeah. I mean, listen, the one thing that we can all agree on is that we all win, because we're watching this show and it's deeply entertaining. So we can all agree we're on that side. So Hannah is, so she's like, so yeah, Sierra's like, he has no boundaries and no respect.

And Hannah's like, yeah, I was like, I just want to focus on Dazs. And he said, I have to pump the brakes for growing it loud. And Sierra's like, yeah, he doesn't get it. He thinks he's just like being friendly. And it's like, no, at which, Lindsay's basically like, you know, her, she's basically just starting to get angry or angry.

We could just sort of see it behind her eyes. Yeah, so we cut back to the guys and cows like real talk. Okay, look Luke, you came in thinking you were gonna lay pipe with Sierra, okay? So what the fucking update dude? What is your dick up to? Tell me all about your dick. And Luke's like, um, you know what? I just as far as she's concerned, I just want to go about my business and be peaceful. No, come on, let's be honest, you coming to summer house. You think you're gonna get a little stick in the Pokey, you know You think you think you got a chance to bang around see now look at you now just look at you

Yeah, he's like no, no, you know, I'm good. I'm chill, you know, just like focusing on hot dishes and singing songs, you know and Carls like well, oh her behavior around you, the sub-ar, you wouldn't even know that you guys are friends. I mean, and then I think he's telling us here, or no, he's telling, he tells Lucas. So you guys great. I mean, she's fitting it amazingly, unlike jewels, glad she burned in that fire.

But the entire pretense of her being here this summer is because of you and you guys have like zero relationship. It's so weird, which is sort of my way you guys have like zero relationship it's so weird which is sort of my way of saying I'm kind of gonna go after her okay bro is that cool? Sweet. Well I know Dr. Phil but I am confused now do I like Carl's finger up my butt right now I do what did I lose Carl? Yeah he just he lost pong so enjoy that bro.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So, looks like, you know Hannah twisted my words, okay? And I said the words, she said the words I said and push that narrative on people and she runs a gaslighting campaign and I swear to God. And after all that, like, I think just visit that with me and see her and just, it sucks. It sucks, man. Oh, I'm going to sing a song about it, okay here we go. Sutantah, kicking pebbles, gotta love some wood locks. You know what god, I've gotta work them, alright.

I'm wearing my black suit and ta, you're just a girl and I'm just a- I can't think of something. Rock, I'm just I can't I think of something Rock I'm not a rock why would I put that in there? God You are like an angel from above and when I look at you I think I mean a Minnesota town No, I think I'd have worked him it kind of go back to that all right real talk real talk Okay, yeah, it's locker room talk. This is this locker room talk. Yeah, but you know what we're checking on you because like me and Carl

Like we do the same shit bro. We do the same shit. Yeah, he's my guidance counselor By the way, I'm just doing Carl finally tells us while you do Carl. I'm doing other Carl agreeing with him Imaginary other car. Yeah, yeah, bro, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know, like Luke did the same stuff ice-new, and like I didn't see it at the time, but it affects other people. Okay, so I've gotta like stop that.

I was like, what, like last year? Where are we, Carl? Every year Carl's pretending he's a new fucking person. Just, just stop. Okay, just be the same fucked up person. You know, we give you shit all the time. I don't need you to be a better person, Karl. Yeah, okay.

I don't think I got with good people. Who needs them, okay? You know where good people are? Soup kitchens, you know who hates soup? Me, Karl? Okay, just be Karl. Karl, yeah, I mean, here's the thing, Karl. He's acting as if, you know, his fuckboy days were,

oh, oh, back in the early arts when he was just a restless fuckboy. I'm like, that was literally like nine months ago, okay. That was like filmed in August, you know, like the fuckboy days are still around, you know, we don't need lectures. I'm finding Carl, Carl 5.0 to be adorable. I'm loving him this season. But we all know,

Carl's Carl, okay, no one's calling you Carl. Carl's a Carl. Yeah, Carl's a Carl. It's like me saying, oh my god, look how well I've stuck to my diet because it's like nine in the morning and I have no carbs in the house. Okay, you've fucked 90% of the girls here already. So stop acting like you're holding back so much, okay. I think this one here will fuck you at this point. It's just that thing like when you start working out and then all of a sudden you're like always posting about like the healthy food you're eating or how much you're working out and everyone's like,

okay, we get it, you're working out. It's like Carl's like trying to be a better person. It's like we get it, Carl, we get it. Yeah, so like when we all go, everybody goes through the three, go on to diet and then you make the mistake of posting on Facebook about it Like here's today's meal. Oh my god. Look at today. I've made kale and a steamed potato, you know And then you always know when that person you always wait

It's like I'm gonna check that Facebook every day because I'm just waiting for the day for all that to stop and you never see a salad again You know and you never see a personal thing Yeah, exactly. It's like, okay, you know, it's, I think, I think part of like feeling like you're no longer a fuckboy is then making proclamations about other people's fuckboyry, you know, because it, it like, maybe if you're showing that you can recognize the signs, it shows that you've grown past it, but oh my god, I just realized that the workers twins were my dream last night. I'm not even joking. It just like

suddenly hit you know, when you like something trigger something and you remember a dream, I totally had a dream of the workers workers twins in it. Wow. What a day to be alive. So he's like, all right, you know, real talk, real talk. You are like, I do this stuff, you know, and when you've wronged women, you have to admit that. All right, you can't just dismiss feelings. We've all, we've all been held accountable, and I expect the same for Luke. Okay, okay, okay. I had to like think about this for a while.

Well, I guess we'll keep getting into it as we go. So Lindsay is back with Lindsay. She's like, um, I'm not the Luke Ambassador, but Sierra, like I feel like he feels like you're a different person now. Yeah, yeah, she's like, he feels like you're a different person now than you were two years ago. And she's like, yeah, two years ago I was 22, okay. And like when we met, we rebounded the fuck out of each other.

And by the way, can I help you cross this room or can you make it all the way? I just like to really appreciate my seniors and give them assistance where I can. Stop it! Stop it! Um, maybe I should just let shit talking about him and more like, hey, I care about you. And then he goes, yeah, but it's not really terrible to talk about him. I mean, my god, who cares? And she goes, okay, fine. Because now even Danielle's against her. Yeah. Okay.

We just move on. My being dwelling on me standing up for Luke for once. What? Everybody dwelling on me. Yeah. So Sarah's like, oh, I appreciate you saying something. And Amanda's like, no one's attacking you for it. Lindsay, we're just making you feel bad because we want to know if you guys fucked or anything like that So then a page is like okay, this is boring. Let's go crash boys night and see what they're doing so What they're doing outside is Kyle is peeing and going And Carl goes dude your dick is so fucking small It's yeah, my dick is so big in my hand.

And it goes, yeah, but you got real small hands, Kyle. Hahaha. Ooh, that's a good lyric. Got small hands, but a big heart. I hope we never get torn to pieces. No, that doesn't hurt. Ting it. I got big, I got big hands, a big heart. I ate a lot of cheese. I hope I don't

cloudy days. Ting it. Why can't I get that? So close, that lyric. So close. So Lindsay, the girls are switching sides with the boys. Like they're going downstairs and the guys are going to go upstairs, but. is Luke and she's like, oh my I got girls sticking like I have to like stick out for you with the girls. He's like, why? And so Amanda and Paige come in and she's like, what's wrong? Nothing. Nothing.

Why aren't you telling us what's wrong? Nothing wrong. Really? Luke? We sent some energy with you Luke. What's going on with your energy? You know, I just don't want to talk to people. You know, I want to talk to people,

but that I need to talk to, but I don't want to talk what I've been drinking. You know, because like, what if I come up with like a really good lyric, and then I'm drinking and I can't write it down, because I'm having a talk, what's happening? It's just I can't have that happen. I can't run that risk.

I've worked so hard on the, you know, first lyric, Sutentie, like, where do you go from there? Like, what do you do? You know, it's hard. Um, well, who do you think you're gonna need to talk to? Sierra? No. Lane, um, Lanzi, because like, there are things that were skeptical of, and we like to know about, yeah, were you talking, Lanzi? About what? Like, fighting with her. And the page is, they're like, basically, gaslighting him. And page, but page is like,

page just has this like, right smile on her face. Like she's like, oh, I'm gonna fuck with this guy. So badly right now. And so she's like, you know, just like you and her, you know, vibing. And he's like, oh, well, I've always vibed with her, you know, but of course, in Minnesota vibing means, you know, talk, you know,

when you talk with somebody you vibed, that's just a Minnesota thing, you know? And Amanda said, I mean, is there a might say, I'm so well-tensioned with you, with who? With Lindsay. He's like, no, it's not like for that. Listen, I've got so much respect for Steven. He's my friend.

I would never ever do that. Okay. If with him knowing, you know, and so Paige is like, so you never had sex with her, he's like, what? What? What? What? Are we gonna play coop tonight or what?

This is ridiculous, you know? So make it push ups. Hey, does anyone want to do some make it push ups? I could do some make it push ups. Hey, does anyone want to do some make it push ups? I could do some make it push ups right now. So looks like, you know what? I'm not gonna answer that because I want to know why you're asking it first. And Amanda is like, well, if you didn't do it, then wouldn't you say no right away? And he's like, you know, I'm just like, okay, I see what you're trying to do. You're trying to trap mood logic, but I'm a male model So I have different logic. Okay, so that's not gonna work first and foremost. Okay, second of all like I'm just curious Like I like why you're asking me like is that what she said is that a god damn it god damn it fuck up

It's not true. God damn it So it was up then they start to leave them alone and you just see page running Running the jump you from page news So they start to leave them alone and you just see page running. New's alert. Running the job. You're from page news. Just said the craziest thing while I was running this outfit that I picked up for myself. Wow. Yeah.

So Amanda and Paige run upstairs to watch what's about to come down. You know, what's about to go down with Luke. So meanwhile, Dan Yell is in her bed. She's like, hi, Robert. Wow. are you in bed? I'm in bed too. This is crazy. I'm sure nothing else is happening in the house right now. So let's just have a talk about things. Frozen piece. So then downstairs by the pool, Kyle mocks over a beer, and he's like, no, jumps on the, it slurps it up off the ground.

Leave no molecule of alcohol behind. So then Lindsay's out on a balcony and she's talking to Sierra and Hannah and Lindsay's like, she's like, well, I just feel bad when people are being talked shit about and it's happening like all the time, you know know, I literally can't win. Because she's talking about Luke.

Right, she's mad at them for coming at her about Luke. And Hannah's like, well, there's like a lot of anger with Luke right now, you know? So then we go to Danielle talking to Carl and you know, because he's drinking tonight a lot. So she's like, do you feel like you can control your drinking now or how's that going for you? And he's like, oh, you know what? Like, here's how I'm dealing with it. Like, if I have a drink, then I drink some water. And then I have another drink, and then I'll have some water. So, you know,

well, I'm basically sober. I'm like, you know that, that all it does is make sure you're just hydrated for the morning, right? Like, you're still drunk. Sorry. Um, so Carl's like, yeah, he's, but he says he does have a better relationship with booze and it actually does appear that way mostly, at least for this part of the episode. So Danielle's, yeah, Danielle's like, yo, I think that Carl finally has to shit together and like, he's prioritizing the right things and for the first time in a long time, I'm not worried about Carl. You know what I'm worried about? Interacting with the rest of that cast. I think I'm going to go back to my bedroom in the past time. And that was a really good time to start that Excel Street. Spreadsheet. I was worried about. So then Lindsay, back with Lindsay,

she's like, I mean, listen, I'm not so fluted. Is that there needs to be conversations with you guys. And Paige goes, well, Hannah did get a DM that you guys might have had sex So I know what's taking my hands. So that's what we're talking about. She's like oh listen to my face Listen to my face That's what her face is doing She's like I do not look at Luke with hard eyes. I'm only defending someone, so don't make it like I had sex with somebody.

It's because I didn't. It was a DM. Oh, okay. You got that with DMs that you get for Giggly Squad. So it wasn't Giggly Squad. It was from a psychic. Can we talk to on Giggly Squad? Oh!

So truly the worst offense we've ever heard. It wasn't. Kicked the squad. It was a psychic. So Lindsay is like, Well, we all ended up with random DMs from random fucking psychics, you know, do you? Honestly, do you honestly know who the fuck I am? She's like, um, your Lindsay Hubbard sit down.

No! You know I am! Do you know how many sandwiches has that psychic made for me? Don't yell at us. Oh yeah! M'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l I took up with my boyfriend three days ago, so either you're calling me a cheater, which I'm not, or you're stretching because you're still upset that I didn't invite you to a new nearest party because you were talking you shit it on me.

So, what is it? I'm like, no, I didn't fuck Luke. Do you know what I am? Do you know what I am? So then, so Lindsay's like, Lindsay goes up to Kyle, I was like, okay, you want to know what the new rumor is going around about me, is that I, that's X, with Luke.

Well, I had a boyfriend. Sort of like, I was the filling in a boyfriend sandwich. How many boyfriend sandwiches have you made me, Kyle? And Amanda goes, Um, I can't be partaking in this gossip. What? Where did that come from? And then it's like, oh, yeah, I feel like when something happens, like I'm somehow behind

it all. You literally are behind this. Yeah, okay. When you pretending you're not behind it all. So Luke's like, no, we have never had sex, never, ever, ever Lindsey, never have we ever had sex. She goes, yeah, and now all of a sudden it's me defending Luke, like that means that I've had sex with Emma. Suddenly it's me defending Luke, like that means that I'm out of time. You know, Amanda's like, that's not what it is, Lindsay.

Come on, that's not what is, I'm like, no, you guys have literally taken this random message for Baytum as fact. And then he've implicated that they've had a relationship, which has all sorts of further implications. And now you're like, no, that's not what this is. That's not what it is. Yeah, it's like, stop coming onto me, Amanda. Oh. Sierra's like, God, that girl's lost it.

Because Sierra and Hannah are still at the pool. And Hannah's like, who is she yelling at? You know what? Loot needs to just shut it right down and say, no, we haven't had sex, which is what he's doing, right? Which is what she did do, by the way. He was just like, Yeah, multiple times.

So then Lindsay's like, I'm not gonna listen to you when you're attacking me because we're last. You fucking relax. And then Amanda goes, You don't attack my man. She pulls a Hannah from last week's, She's supposed to be.

What? You're attacking my man. Goodbye, not interested. Blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah. I still wanna know what we had sex. That's what I'd like to know. Because if it was a cool date like November 2nd, I could be like, November 2nd.

I went on a walk. Oh no, that lyric doesn't work after all, but you know, a better date. Yeah, you know, like, did we have sex after beer pong that was naked in Elast, so we had to have sex because that's just what happened with Carl. So I'm just curious, you know, how serious was it? How badly did I lose it at beer pong?

Yeah. So, Luke basically goes into his room and burps and then Kyle's climbing over lover boy boxes and then Lindsay's just like alone in her room and be like, one is like, I think it's the rear of the area. I'm like trying to her room be like, one is like, I think it's the rear of the areas. I'm like trying to make it out like, say to someone in particular, just saying it loud.

So then the girls are like, can we go to the kitchen? Because I'm scared. Like, is it safe? Because I'm not even about to get cornered by Lindsay. And then Kyle has passed out on the couch. So they just lifting his eyes up, going, are you alive? Are you alive right now?

So then Luke Text Sierra, and it's like, if way I, the rumors are not true. And Sierra's like, dude, way too late to text. Way too late to text. So she's getting annoyed that Luke keeps texting her after 10 o'clock. She's like, my mother always said, the only thing open past 10 p.m. is the gas station and your legs. And I don't want anyone getting confused. Yeah. And so Luke's mad. He's like, oh god, I'm over this shit. So now it's the next morning. And Amanda is telling Kyle what happened because he doesn't remember

anything. Kyle's one of those blackouts that I actually believe because he gets so away. He's like, stop saying you don't remember everything because you drank a little. Like that's not just like a cover all excuse, but with Kyle, I believe it. Yeah. I fully believe it. So I believe it in a very sad way. Yeah. So he doesn't know what's happening,

but then he does something really annoying, which is he goes off for a run. I'm like, ah, damn him for being able to run after being wasted. I know, I'm so jealous of functional alcoholics. I really am, because that's the goal, isn't it? Wow, that's a dream. It really am because that's the goal, isn't it? Wow, what a dream. It really is.

Dorable Kyle. So she goes off for a run, but then he's like back immediately. So I'm like, oh, thanks for including that little piece of information he went for a run, and I was back. So I've had Amanda has a bombshell. Amanda, he comes back and Amanda's like, Kyle, the duvet cover is in a duvet cover. I'm gonna blow you away.

I'm gonna blow you away. It's like what a perfect song for that, you know, that great amount of knowledge it was just dumped on her head. Yeah, I love to transition. I love how they show contrast from the house fighting to then just Amanda having observations about duvetes and then you know boxes arriving at the front door.

Like we just like switch gears so quickly on this show. Yeah, this is some serious taking advantage of Amazon during COVID. Okay, this is why everybody shit was late was because of this house ordering everything So they're getting all this stuff because they're gonna decorate the whole house for a pub crawl everybody's room is gonna be like a different theme and Luke ordered a fishing pole, which is so Luke Well, I may go fishing in the pool

Luke Sorry, bro. I've got some bad news about the pool. There's no fish. Oh, goddamn it. Hey, guys, just gotta hook up at my ass. Guess we lost beer pong. So it looks like, it looks like, hey, I'm ready to split some wood. Okay, he like goes outside, shirtless with an axe to split some wood. I'm first of all, I'm like, where do you get this wood?

Anyway, this like, these like, these giant pieces of wood, where did those come from? And second of all, why is he splitting them? I know it's just like an activity for people, but I'm like, is he making firewood? Like, what's going on? Yeah, I'm guessing for firewood. So I just feel bad for him because every time we try

to do something on this show, it's so mediocre, you know? It's like the singing and like the building, his own workbench, it just looks like it's about to fall over and now we can't chop wood. Yeah, it's just sad. He's getting really mad at the wood too. He's like, God fucking damn it. It's split. You know the producer just gave him rocks and painted it to look like wood.

Just the screw with him, you know. So, last night sure wasn't fine and that was all started by Hannah and the energy that she spread. You know, I didn't think the summer would be like, oh, hey, I would be like this. I thought it was going to be like, hey, Hannah, let's play tennis. Hey, Sierra, let's get on a bike. You know, like I can handle the bullshit, but to what extent, man? I'm like, yeah, you thought the summer was going to be hitting on two people simultaneously

and hopefully hooking up sometimes. And you know, but chewing the ass. Yeah, exactly. Sorry. So now Lindsay's with Danielle and Lindsay's like, you know, what were we fighting about last night? And Danielle's like, there was a fight last night. So Lindsay has to tell her everything that happened. And Danielle's like, why are we getting into fights

over what a psychic said? That's fucking insane. We should be getting into a fight about the thing that bothers us the most. So for example, I hate how hard it is for me to change my name on Zoom. Am I right people? Am I right anyone?

High five, anyone. It's amazing how I can be talking to real life and none on the phone and I still wanna hang up on you. I mean, that's the sound, right still wanna hang up on you. I mean, that's a challenge. So Lindsay says, yeah, I mean, and that is the most imaginative story ever. It's like really not an imaginative story. It's like you fuck Luke.

Like why are you acting like this? She just wanted to shit up a leave in my heart. She's just going way too crazy over this. I think, well that's just Lindsay. I mean, she'll just go crazy over anything. Who ate the last bit of Lucky Charms? Lionel Lose her for me. Like growing up, you said Lucky Charms

and my mom laughed and I couldn't have them again. Like everyone knows, those Lucky Charms are special to me. It's like, whoa, Lindsay. It's over dramatic much. Hey, how, how, hey, hey, how, how, hey, nice musical interlude. So Carl calls his mom to check in and she's, you know, she's going through the anger phase of grief. And so that's really sad.

And he's saying, you know, it's hard being sober in the house, but he's being honest with himself and with his brother passing away, he's just like, fuck it. You know, why can't I just drink a little? He's like, it's my journey. Yeah. So then meanwhile, Hannah is FaceTiming with Dez while Paige is not being next to her and she's like, Paige is not being so you can show me your penis now. Paige is like, they spend hours and hours and hours on the phone together and like I don't know like why like I don't spend that much time with Perry I mean happy for them said for myself. So then Lindsay comes in and it's like oh my hi dad started in rub I was

gonna say some of the pub crawls at 6C you might want to start preparing now is and they're like okay they're like she was totally coming in here to yell at us. And that was on the phone, so she stopped. Yeah, pretty much. So then everyone's setting up, it's really cool actually. They're basically decking out their entire place to look like every room is kind of like a different experience, you know? So they all bought, they all ordered posters and backdrops. And so we see Sierra in a hallway and Lucas passing by but Carl's there also and Sierra asked Carl to help her hang up something.

She's like, I need a tall man but Lucas like right there so she's obviously not asking Luke so he's like, oh mad and he walks by and he's like, so tacky. That is so tacky just like my mom's dough before she bakes it for the hot dish so tacky So Karl goes into her room to help her and he's like whoa Oh, you said you're messy, but holy shit. It's like Lindsay's personality in here Hey, but I'm just like a charm. I'm just charming. I'm Carl 5.0 So hey, see you're if you need more help just let me me know. And she goes, thanks so much. Of course, Sierra, thank you. Thank you. And they're acting like this is Howard's end. Like this is the most dramatic scene.

It's like, nothing is happening. He's like, well, I'll help, you're messy. And then they keep cutting to Luke decorating his room alone. Like it's the saddest thing ever. Well, there's this sparkling dialogue going on next door. You're welcome, see y'all. Can't wait to see all those rooms out. Anyway, have a good day to you and say hello to your family for me.

Oh, signed. Oh, my God, I'm so alone. Motherfucker. Oh, man, I thought I was spitting wood, but I actually just took an ax to my bed. Oh, no. So now it's time for Sierra to be on the phone with- I thought I was spitting wood, but I actually just took an axe to my bed. Oh no. So now it's time for Sierra to be on the phone with- Oh my god, tell me everything! Her friend, her friend with no life.

So, uh, Sierra was like, oh my god. Let me tell you about this. Like, we don't know when. What? Yeah. But we think that Lindsay and Luke... fucked. Oh my god, no way. Oh my god. Of course they did. Yeah, but we think that Lindsay and Luke fucked Oh my god, no way. Oh my god. Of course they did of course. Oh my god. Are you serious?

Yeah, and I think that he's like totally full of shit, you know like totally girl You're bigger than this you're stronger than this. Oh my god Am I right like he's just like mad because I'm not fucking it. Am I right am I right? So right you were so right. I'm snapping in the phone. Can you hear it? I'm not fucking it. Am I right? Am I right? So right, you are so right. I'm snapping in the thumb. Can you hear it? I'm sped, double snaps, double snaps. But I think Carl's kinda cute. I really like Carl a lot.

You ever seen Carl before? Carl, what a man. What a man. I think I should go for Carl. What do you think about that? What? Hell yeah, Cisco. Shackling my bed. Shackling my bed today.

What do you think? Never clean your man for a different cleaner bed for a man. Thanks. This is a great talk. Hopefully we're doing well. So then we go to Hannah. Hannah's describing what they're doing tonight.

Like one thing that's great about is making people drink more. Bobcrawl! So Sierra is repping the ATL, Paved and Hannah are NYC. Lindsay is doing Florida because unfortunately she's from there. She says. And Carl is gonna be Amish and Kyle is doing California and Lucas from Minnesota, which he reminds us of every day. I can't believe you skipped over Danielle. Danielle is doing the Hamptons.

You did, actually. But what I love is that Danielle is doing the Hamptons, which is where they already are. It's like, Danielle, your theme is this. Here. Your theme requires little to know imagination. Here, Danielle, we got your decorations. It's a box of nothing. So we go to Florida first, which is Lindsay's and she's dressed like an old lady, which is hilarious.

Oh, nice. Oh, oh, oh, that's how the car all like, oh, oh, nice. Oh, looks great by the way. It's true look great by the way So Hannah says what's your name? It's like Doris Doris to me is living the goddamn live, okay? Okay, everybody say a goomba smash because the goomba smash will get you goomba smash So drink is called the goomba smash Sure, I don't even know what that is. Is that a real drink or is that just some weird reference to Mario Brothers? I don't know.

But it's also like a reference to mob people, right? So I'm not really sure what she's doing. So she's saying, Doris plays golf. She drinks Goomba's matches. Her husband died and now she likes to go fuck somebody. So you're basically just giving your story a line. Yeah. And then we go to Sierra's room where she's giving out rum and coax with ice cream floats

and she's got like references to outcast and ATLians and things like that. And Krag goes, oh, it also the hawks and the breeze. I was like, oh my god, Carl, you know very, very available information about Atlanta. Oh, about Atlanta. I know they all act so impressed. Like, wow, Carl, I was like, oh yeah, Carl, you know things. It's totally good. Oh, yeah.

And you're making floats using Coke, which is, you know, is that a famous Atlanta drink? And she's like, ah, she's like, I just wanted a float. I just wanted a float. She's so mean. She's just like, ah, Luke, taking casual interest in the beverage that I created for this room.

So then we go to the Hamptons. Okay, Danielle's room. Yeah, yeah. And it's boring. I don't write anything. I was just saying Luke, Luke, Luke. So now we go to Lancaster, Pennsylvania, which is where Carl's from.

He goes, oh, what you gotta say? Well, well, what when you come in? Oh, look, there's, hey, hey, hey, man, I'll say, yeah, yeah, I got, hey, I got there's hey hey bells. Yeah, yeah, I got hey I got bucket service It's not bottle service is bunkers. It's like that. You know else from Atlanta Peaches yeah, like that's here. Peaches Georgia. Yeah Hey, you look fully glued by the way Cuz I'm honest all right, hey, you might just just regard that large flat screen on the TV because that's not me

Okay, I'm gonna serve drinks, I got bucket service. All right, I got bucket service. Bucket service, y'all. I was about doing a drink called Rumspringer because Rums already in the word, but I actually didn't think about that. So yeah, basically Sierra takes a selfie with Carl and Lucas like really jealous.

He's just like looking on jealousy, like, but I'm the model. So then we go, finally we go to Minnesota over at Luke's place. And there's guys, we got overalls and flannel shirts and Mr. Moose. And over there, we have a recreation of the Thompson Family Home, which is the only home

in Minnesota that actually has electricity. So we're very proud of him. I thought it was pretty bossy for any guy on this show to have black light as their decoration. It's like my god. This is like a scene from CSI, you know, I don't even want to know. So, um, so, Ciar, Carl's like, oh, hey, uh, you know what? Like, Ciar, I don't know if you're single, but, um, I do know that you could probably chop some woodtown. I don't know if you're single, but I do know that you could probably chop some woodtown So Luke's like Sierra can they talk to you for a second?

What do you want to reward because you drank a Coca-Cola in the Georgia room? so So yeah, cuz it's kind of like intermission so a bunch of them have all gone upstairs to have snacks and eat food. So Luke and CR are sitting down and Luke is like, so I just want to know what your issue is with me. I mean, I'm a male model. So you're supposed to just automatically like me, you know? And she's like, I just don't feel like there are boundaries. Like, I'm afraid to be friendly because you're going gonna take it as flirtatious and I'm not trying to give you the wrong idea.

And he's like, well, but I just wanna be cool with you. I just wanna be chill. She goes, yeah, but okay, that's great. But when you text somebody at a certain time and he goes, oh Jesus Christ, bless me, Father, what does that mean? And she's like, well, we have our different interpretations of things, so I guess we just don't have to agree on it, Luke. And he's like well we have our different interpretations of things so I guess We just don't have to agree on it Luke and he's like okay, you know what I text all my friends after nine

But you know what I won't text you after nine noted noted okay, oh sorry, I actually just texted that to you by accident sorry sorry What times it oh god it's under the deadline so So he tells us I'm you know I call my niece at that time. It's not like I'm sexing, you're flirting. I'm just being nice. Okay, so I guess I won't be nice anymore. And he tells her, if I'm treating you like a friend,

I'd expect you to treat me like a friend. She goes, okay, this conversation has been awkward, so let's just not be friends. It's easier, bye. He's like, what, wait, what? I didn't think about that part of the equation. So then, now I go, Okay, well this is ridiculous because,

well two things, first of all, my first thought was like, what did he do that was so bad? But then as I thought about it, I'm like, okay, well I can see what she's saying because it's not like he's calling just to be friends. He's not calling Kyle at 10 at night. No, to be like, hey, you wanna watch a movie? He's not calling Paige to watch a movie. He's calling the same girls over and over that he wants to bang or has banged already

So it's not like it's not like he's saying hey guys You want to just have a casual game of golf like you're obviously coming up And I've known guys like this who I don't even think it's about the girl at all I think guys like this who are so hot, like I guess that's what I'm saying. They need validation and they don't know how to get it from anything else. So they look at you a certain way

because then it'll make you googly-eyed and then the reflection they're seeing is someone being in love with them and they need that. So they just go around flirting with everybody to try and get that look in their eyes to make them feel better about themselves And I guess that's probably what's going on and he just can't really see because even later, then she's like Will you flirt with me all the time, you know?

Yeah, I think so on anybody he can flirt with he does to make it feel better I think that you really described it properly because at first I was kind of like man They are being really mean to Luke and he is just trying to be nice and kind of sucks. They've sort of made him a pariah. But at the same time, it's like, she is saying these are my boundaries. She's like saying, don't text me because it's not as simple as saying we're just going to be friends because that's not what their friendship is. Like, you have to look at the context of a relationship and they did, you know, used to have something and she's not about it anymore. And she's like, she doesn't feel comfortable with him texting.

At the end of the day, that's what it is. And he just kind of has to accept that. And I think the sooner he accepts that, then the sooner that he will be sort of welcome back into the fold. But like, he hasn't picked up on the hint. And it's really starting to annoy them. And so, yeah, it sucks for him that he's receiving coldness, because no one wants to receive coldness. But he also has to see sort of what his role is in creating that situation.

And she's just, I mean, she said it. Don't text me after 10 because, you know, it's making your feel like you're obviously just trying to hook up, you know, and I think that that's true. Like it, when he's texting at night and saying you want to watch a movie, he wants to like cuddle and watch a movie. And then to him being just friends means we can still bang and just not call each other girlfriend and boyfriend. You know, and she's like, I'm not fucking you, sir. So stop thinking that I'm gonna fuck you, right?

That's what I'm getting from it. Yeah, and I think that what he has to do is he has to respect what she's saying. Not text, don't be angry at her. If he has to do is he has to respect what she's saying, not text. Don't be angry at her. If he wants to be friends with her, if he really wants to be friends with her, he'll be patient and let her feel comfortable again in his presence. And just take the cues from her when she starts texting you again after 10 o'clock,

then you know you can do it. But don't like guilt her. Don't shame her for saying don't text me after this time because if she is feeling uncomfortable by it, she's feeling uncomfortable, you know, like it's it's not she's given you that she's given you signs that she's not interested and you're still still going after it and just just like lay off bro, like lay off. So then we go to the California room, which is Kyle and Amanda's room and it's funny because they're acting so California, but they are so California. They sound kind of the same. They're already they're putting on their voices. They're trying to like make fun of California people, but they are the most LA people out of anybody.

Yeah, they really really are like I'm surprised they don't live at Venice Beach already. And they're trying to do California accents. Like, welcome to a room, but they just sound like the way they'd normally talk. And you know, we're making Maga Rita's with sustainable glassware. Err, I'm like, you get, I guarantee if you go on the Leverboy website, there's something about like sustainability in their cans.

I guarantee it. So, yeah, I'm just going to jump drunk their cans. I guarantee it. So, which is the one? Yeah, I knew it was joking drunk. Like you went jogging hungover, okay, and like lay out, like you're the blood. You went jogging shirtless. I don't know why I'm getting offended. I'm not originally from LA,

but I was like, it's just funny seeing L.A. people act like L.A. such a shit hole. It's also funny just to get mad at people on some warehouse over really nothing. It's like, oh Amanda, now that you discovered a duvet inside a duvet, you think you're all, okay, the forn you now, huh? It's like, what?

Why are you mad at Amanda? So, yeah, so they're there and everything. And, you know, Sierra's telling Hannah and the girls about the conversation, how stupid it was, and about like how she tried to talk about the boundaries and make it fun of her and everything. So Luke enters and he just looks,

he just looks pissed and frustrated when he walks in, just not in the California spirit. All right, because basically the whole house hates him now and he's like, what did I do? Yeah. So then we go to club bed, which is obviously page and Amanda's page and Hannah's room. It's a plan.

And like, you're welcome. Page goes, you want, you can't come in. Carcass, you're hot. She goes, okay, I can let you in. And then paid, you know, something that is really underappreciated on the show is when page does role play. So for instance, in this scene, she is acting as a hostess and she's like, hi, so we have a bottle service right now and they start at $10,000 and we'll start with

the lovely lady. She's just like really good at getting into character in Boogie's situations. Like Boogie roleplay is really her lane. It's like Boogie's service industry is where she really shines. Boogie's service industry, yeah,ie service industry is where she really signs. bougie service industry. Yeah, she really nails that when she does when she does that. Yeah. Yeah. So Carol's like, oh, do you think it's hard to be omniscient, got chicks? And cows like, you know what? You should get Sierra because like Luke has no chance for there now. So go for it. Yeah. She is hot. Yeah yeah I think that's the ours amazing like trust me she's amazing I mean

I've only had about two conversations with her and it was mainly about Coca-Cola but she's like amazing I have a lot of things written down here but I'm not sure what any of them. Oh my hands I'm like and then Carl drank from glass and then Kyle looked at the glass. And then page came up and pretended she was a hostess again. No. So Kyle is like, yeah, well Luke has no chance with her. And Sierra walks in and Carls movie right now? Whoa, she walked in so hot right now. Oh, so then Amanda's role playing. She's like, hey guys, we're from California, but our friend is from Georgia. And Carl's like, oh, my friend's from California. So maybe you guys should talk. And she's like, oh my god, let's switch it up.

Kyle, guy from California, do you want to see my boobs, Kyle? And Luke is just like staring all angry that he's not part of the game. And he's like, I'm from Minnesota and I have a black shirt Thai guy. Oh, I don't know how to play this game, you guys are doing. And Carl tells Sierra, he's like, I would risk it all for the right person. Don't think I'm gonna lie. Come on, you guys are adorable right now. I'm not gonna lie, NGL, right?

So Lindsay and Luke just leave. I'm like, let's get the fuck out of Clubbed. So they leave. And Amanda. Amanda goes, oh my God, the two of them walked out together as if they knew it all mean talking about them. I mean, come on, like, they're allowed to walk out together as if they knew it all mean talking about them. I mean, come on, like, they're allowed to walk out together, especially since they are the target and the butt of rumors.

I think they're allowed to be like, whatever with these people who are talking shit about us. You can't chastise them for walking out of club bed together, okay? So Danielle, Danielle is now addressing the group. She's like, representative of the Hamptons is here. Thank you all for being here at this Zoom meeting that's being held in person. And I just want to say that Lindsay has definitely not hooked up with Luke and that there are a lot of unresolved issues. And you guys all have to have a conversation. Yeah, she's like, she's just standing up from

because everyone's ganging up for him. And Hannah's like, um, we just wanna have front ships with him, but he keeps flirting with us. Okay, you know what the Sierra situation and the Hannah situation to me are different. Because Hannah has been like crying for Luke this whole time and he's been the one saying go and then she was the one he's like, oh, you guess what?

We're not together anymore. I was like, I'm a little more confused on the Hannah situation than I am on the Sierra situation. Yeah, she's like, you know, he has no boundaries. Like he told me to pump my brakes with my relationship because he wants me. Like, well, no, that can also be construed as friendly advice from someone who's like, you're getting serious really fast.

I was not getting a lot of flirt vibes from Luke with Hannah because I think that like he's really just trying to make Sierra happen. And so I don't think he's trying to risk that. I mean, I don't know what we're not seeing. We could be not seeing something, but I agree I was not getting a lot of Flirt vibes of Luke trying to flirt with Hannah after all that mess. But for sure, he is trying to flirt with Sierra. And so that obviously can't be, he does, I will say this.

He does and makes messages really hardcore. He really does. And it was funny that he was telling Hannah to pump the brakes with Dez. I mean, the whole thing is a mess. It's all a mess. It's just a huge, huge disaster. I don't know. So Kyle's like, well, I like Luke, but he had an opinion on you and Dez. And Sarah goes, yeah, he's mad because no one wants him. And so Paige is like, after hours are just for girls, some men leave. So they do.

And then back with Lindsay and Luke, she's like, I mean, look, Luke, I mean, honestly, you're a flirt. Like, you flirt with me and like, I address you with my eyes, but it's like there's boundaries and Hannah might need jealous. Let me just say a few more things that if someone overheard or it was edited out of context would be really damning. Sure, I've done dressing with my eyes and you know, maybe we should just fuck. Um, really try to, too. I'm glad to see you now. I'm glad we have a good relationship after we slept together in the fall. Anyone? Like, everything she's saying is just like,

you know, you're just gonna give everyone ammunition, right? So, yeah. So either way, so, but Lindsay thinks that Hannah is jealous and then Carl is now is talking about Luke. He's like, I'm so sick of talking about Luke. Like, I just wanna have fun. And here we are, half the summer in. And we're still talking about what Luke has been doing.

It's like, because Luke doesn't own anything. Like, I want him to take responsibility. But be a man, I move on. Like, if you can't be that, then why the fuck you're in the house? Like Carl, we have watched four seasons of you in this exact same situation. And now you're the one who is like, like impatient with the house chatter being about Luke,

when it's like literally been four years of you and these in these dilemmas. I mean, come on. Yeah, but he's totally different now, right? So he's like a new man now. So Luke, you know, he got called out on it. So Luke has to get called out on him. That's why I'm doing it.

He's like, fine, he literally says that. He's like, fine. And I mean, he literally says that. He's like, they call me out. So it's his turn. I mean, he literally says that at one part. So Luke gets right now. He's right in this part. He says, yeah, my sexuality, my body part, to my family, everything gets called out.

But I'm a real man. And I can take it. I'm him. Never wrong. Never wrong. Yeah, never wrong. I could take it. I could take it. I could take it.

Like, okay. So then Luke, so he's going on this rant about Luke. I don't even really understand why. I think that he probably just sees that. Yeah, it's the same where he's just like a housewise reason. He's mad at Luke for the original reason he was mad at Luke because Luke comes in and all the girls like Luke and he got really pissed off.

Remember last time they fought, who was it over? Some girl like, oh, who was it that they almost fought over at the batting cage thing? Remember when they almost got in the fight? What was that girl's like the, it was like the Barry's boot camp instructor. Oh, he's alright.

Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. And I think that he's also, I think he probably sees himself in Luke and that probably serves up a lot of frustration. It probably like embarrassment and frustration and anger, all that stuff. It just gets dragged up.

So he sees himself and I think he's probably just projecting onto Luke right now. So yeah, he has this whole rant about how Luke needs to be a man and own his truth or whatever. And so during this Luke actually just casually walks up. Just like, you know, just like, the way Luke just would, Luke walks up a staircase exactly the way

you expect Luke to walk up a staircase. Just like, oh, hey, now I'm on a little bit higher. And I've taken another step and I'm gonna hire, I think I'm talking about me. I'm just keep on walking, walking up slowly up to them, you know. He's like, so what? And Carl says, you're never wrong.

You're never wrong, bro. He goes, oh, you're attacking about me. You can see it to my face. He's, oh, yeah. All right. And you have no ability to own your truth. Like, just say I tried to run game on that girl, and it didn't work out. Okay, just say that. He's like, which girl? Which girl? You have three girls in the house, okay? Like, you act like, you know, you act like, I don't go through the same sheet. You go through, bro. All right. And Luke is like, I'm not comparing myself to you, dude. And Luke is now like quietly simmering, which actually makes him so hot. I hate to say that, but it makes him really hot. He's just sort of standing there watching Carl, because Carl is also wearing like a helmet

strap kind of beard. Like the almiş also Carl just looks absolutely crazy right now. And Luke is just like standing there, just like hot staring at him like what's going on bro like what you trying to say bro Is like come on I mean come on check ass. It's just you know what you better check yourself before you wreck yourself Radke all right don't don't ever talk to me like that and he goes well I wish you would just understand like did you hook up A Sierra I mean you were playing games with Sierra? I mean, you were playing games with Sierra. All right. All right, you're playing games with her.

Well, you know what? I would love to be cordial and cool. You know, like, maybe hang out in the pool. Was that a lyric? We had that sit. What did I just say? Cordial and cool hang out on the deck. Cordial and cool hang out in the patio.

God damn it. So Sierra is there now. And she's like, what are you talking about? You laughed at my boundary that I gave you? And he goes oh my god a text my friends after nine. I'm so sorry and she's like I'm a woman a woman asking you not to do something You don't just laugh at me which you know see your point and Carl's like yeah, you know what you don't text a woman after nine unless you're trying to Fuck her bro. Well actually and also importantly Luke does the classic man thing, which he goes, why are you raising your voice,

which is such a man thing to say to a woman, you know? So, but yes, so Kyle is like, yeah, I wouldn't dexter girl after nine, let's try to fuck her. And Luke is like, well, this is why I can't talk to you. And then so now, Sia was like, well, don't yell at me.

I, of course, I just made him yelling sound soft. This is why I can't talk to you. And she's like, don't yell at me. He's like, but you raised your yell at me. I, of course I just made him yelling sound soft. This is why I can't talk to you. And she's like don't yell at me. He's like, but you raised your voice at me. And so now he's doing this thing like, I can't raise my voice at you, but you can raise, but you can yell at me. I'm like, yeah, because unfortunately,

the, unfortunately because of the history of the world, it's when a man yells at a woman and when a woman yells at a man, there's a lot more of, there's different contexts to that and there's a lot more baggage with one versus the other. So that is unfortunately the situation. So Kraus, like you seem like Mr. Pope onion himself, okay? Like why do you text girls late at night

who are just your friends? Like what are you trying to do? Okay, I'll tell you what I see. You lead women on, okay? You need it to feel powerful. I mean, I'll tell you what I see you lead women on okay? You needed to feel powerful I mean, I love you, but I do not love your quest for power over This is this is not my smile is screaming Comes out of nowhere this like very dramatic declaration

Don't like your quest for power over females. Whoa, whoa. And again, he makes it about his own situation, just like Carl's doing, because he's like, I know you did that because I did it myself. We had a conversation with you last night, just to be real for once in your life,

and make you love controlling females. So it looks like I'm just gonna walk outside. So Luke just like walks outside. He's like just calmly walks outside, and he's out there, and again, and cause, admit it, and the man is like holding onto Kyle's box, like pulling him back by his boxers or his bathing suit or whatever.

And then Hannah's like, I don't understand it. And Sierra's like, he is the fictitious person ever. And then Hannah's like, I don't understand it. And Sierra's like, he is the fictitious person ever. And then Hannah's like, he denies and denies and denies. So then, so you think sort of think that this is all calm down, but then we go outside. And Luke is telling us, he's like, you wanna act tough and accuse me of shit. Who the fuck is Kyle to come at me

with this controlling and manipulating shit? Like, look in the mirror Okay, do you see a male model? I don't think so, but I see one yeah me and inside Hannah's like oh, yeah He just brought you here to sex you up see era and page because I called it last summer I said this guy. It's not who he claims to be and then outside we see Lucas trying to basically leave set right He's trying to walk off and the staff isn't letting him They're like go back and he's like losing his mind But the most like very

Fine Let's go back inside and don't tell him what I think of him come on there Let's go Come on Logan Boosey come on Logan you know what I'm gonna go inside I'm'm gonna wanna tell him exactly how I feel right now, I'm gonna say you wanna do something I'm gonna go inside, look I just do a beer, I just do a beer, I pretend like I was playing a game of coob, but I was holding a beer instead of a wooden block, I'm on that, I'm on that. So he walks in, and then he bangs open the door, like kicks open the door, and he's like, So angry.

Come on you fucking pussy. And then here it comes, like he's like, okay, is everyone ready? Cause now I'm really gonna lay it down. Is everyone ready? Everyone, okay, gather around. Okay, Kyle, I don't like you. Oh, hey, mom, guess what?

I got such a big fight last night. You know what I said? You want to hear what I said, mom? Mom, are you there? You there, mom? I'm here. I just said you were going to keep going. You know, you're so pretty in magazines. I'm just used to not talking back to you. Go ahead. Oh, okay. So I got so mad, mom. I lost my temper and you know what I said? I said, I said, I don't like you. Oh, I just said, I was saying that. Yeah, I just really,

oh, that's a real chill. Yeah, it was, I've never been to a devil. You might as well have cowed him a cold dish. Oh, mom, how could you say that? Oh, oh, man. So then Kyle jumps over everybody to go fight. Look, but then Carl, no, Carl comes running out of his, Carl is actually one who comes running out of his room and charges at Luke.

And then it sort of like tumbles out the door, but then Kyle comes jumping out. And, and just, so everybody's like trying to hold the guys back so they can't kill him. Oh, can't let it. Did you hear what he said? He said, I don't like you. I can't believe you said that.

I just love this whole big fight culminates with losing. I don't like you. I can't believe you said that. I just love this whole big fight culminates with losing. I don't like you. That's like the most. Oh gosh. Well, that's that everybody. I mean, I guess we didn't get into it as much as we thought we were. I thought we were going to have a whole thing, but I mean, you know, I mean, I guess we didn't get into it as much as we thought we were. I thought we were gonna have a whole thing, but I mean, you know, I mean, Luke thought, this is what you know, this is what you get. He did play those girls against each other a little bit, and this is unfortunately for him. This is what happens.

Cansequences of being a fuckboy, alright? He is, he'll please out. Cansequences of being a fuckboy and going into, it is. He will please out. Can sequences of being a fuck boy and going into a very gossipy house for six weeks or not allowed to leave? Yeah. I mean, what does he think is gonna happen? He's gonna bring in the same girl

that he was talking to last year while he was pretending to be into Hannah. Like he thought that that was gonna fly and nobody was gonna say anything. Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, he was pursuing a pretty hardcore last season and he was talking to Sierra during the entire time. I mean, that's like, yeah, there's no exclusivity there, but there is sort of like a lack of honesty. And so, like, you know, he messed up.

He messed up his own little, his own fuckboy plans and this is what happens. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, okay. Oh, that was fun. That was a fun time, Ronnie. I enjoyed that. What sure was, huh? Well everybody, thank you so much for being here with us.

We hope you have a great weekend. We will be back next week to talk about other things. Yeah. Oh, and also next week, guess what comes back? Top Chef. Oh my God. Wow, time is flying by. Did you mean to premiere so quickly?

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