Watch What Crappens - SummerHouse: Walking on Broken Glass - Live from Detroit

Episode Date: April 8, 2022

Ciara and Danielle's fight looms over this week's Summer House episode, but not as much as Hurricane Henri, which threatens to trap the cast out in Long Island. There's bickering, gossiping, and volleyball, and we cover it all. Thanks to everyone who came out and saw us in Detroit!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Kids one happy it's my best so I'll wrap it Move, move, move, move, move Oh, when you move, move, move Kids one happy it's my best so much that's wrap it Thank you, welcome Hello Detroit

Oh, I like that I like that Well, I have to Broadway, Ben. Hi everybody. Hi. We get this out of the way so you don't just see a bar. Look beautiful. A black bar is my face. My whole face is a fuck tonight, I'm just like...

Ronnie, Ronnie, don't say that. You look great by the way. You look great by the way. You look great by the way. So good to be back here at the Majestic. The Majestic, our third time. Our third time. Look at all you people.

You all look great. You do look great by the way. Everyone here is really great. And we really come back because it's got Vanderpump rules lighting in the back there. Yeah. We're truly like. We're really drawn to lighting.

We're just expected to suck at our jobs at this venue. So we like. We're really drawn to lighting. We're just expected to suck at our jobs at this venue, so we like it. It's always really fun to come here to Michigan and you know, Michigan is home to one of my favorite accents because basically I can't do it very well. And I think I mentioned this on a podcast recently that like the closest that I can get to doing a Michigan accent is I have to just remember this time I was at the Detroit airport and literally this lady was like Paging American earlings can you answer your Mary bear head You're flayed to the house right where he is the one you know you lay Paging Mary bear head

Oh, no, that's Mary bear heart right in my mind, that's a celebrity because I've heard that story, but what's the one from the elevator? No, that's not here. From the elevator, that's Sherry Bearhart. So back in the North Carolina. Sherry Bearhart. So backstage, he's like, I'm going to talk about Mary Bearhart, and I thought that was the elevator lady in the other place.

Yes. But I heard elevator lady is back in the elevators and she got her job back. So welcome back to two very. Now the other thing that's very very important is that right before this, but like an hour and a half before this I had for the first time ever in my entire life. My first ever Detroit style pizza. Considered my life truly changed. I'm not just saying that it was amazing. What was the name? Where's the name we went to? Barry's, buddies, buddies, I need to go to Barry's now. Barry's boot camp, but it was made even more it was the pretzel and cheddar case anyone's wondering yeah the only condor the shit

and I was eating those on the plane which you know I'm such a hypocrite I hate when people eat next to me on the plane it's so gross because you know people will bring a bucket of fried chicken on the plane or I live in in Texas, so I'll be like, oh it's barbecue! And then they'll sit there and eat their dead pig next to you. It's just like sweet and death. You know? I just, that's how I feel good about myself. I'm like, you murder us.

But anyway, I was at the great because I was like, I'm going to eat a stinky snack. Because combos smell like dog food. Thank you. If you're sitting with somebody eating combos, you just smell the dog food coming off of them. I've been the person next to the person eating the combos, and I was like, trash. Absolutely fucking trash.

They smell to me like Monday morning meeting. Like I feel like I've been to so many meetings in my life, but there's always been one lady who's always like has breath like she just ate a whole bunch of combos and I'm like it's 930 in the morning. That's me, bitch. You call me to a meeting on a Monday morning. I'm gonna eat combos in your face. It's passive aggressive eating, you know. And that's what I was doing on the plane. I was all bitter that I didn't get to eat food. Well, I ate a whole dominos last night. So it was still with me today. I woke up like, oh, carrying my stomach onto the plane.

But I was mad because I didn't have anything to eat. So I got a big bag of combos. And the guy next to me, I swear to you, was like giving me a dirty lick. Because the combos is not a subtle bag. It's this big. It's like, it's biggest in my head. giving me a dirty lick. Because the combos is not a subtle bag. It's this big. It's like, it's biggest in my head, you know?

And every, it's made out of some kind of foil. So every time you go into eating, it's like, mwah! And I didn't want to look like a pig, so I was just eating one at a time. I took the whole flight. It took the whole flight. And then there was one left, and this guy,

I loved just pissing him off the whole time And then there was only one left and I was like I shook it so you could hear that there was something in there And then I folded it up and put it away No, no, I love that the folded combo bag because you're a gentleman above nothing else I'm a gentleman. It was a passive aggressive plane binge. I loved it His somebody off was a hypocrite. I mean, it just filled my spirit. Oh, and then I got to the airport here and they were like religious reflections room. I was like, you're a little late. Just left a combo on the plane.

Well, welcome to Watch What Happens. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo. We'd love to watch. Beyond combos. Today is a big bravo day by the way. Today we're gonna... We're gonna... I mean we're gonna be recapping Summer House but we do have to like two at least two major things happen in the world of brah. A lot of chickens come and come to Reese's Day. Things happen.

I feel like the biggest news, in case some of you guys didn't hear, this only happened what like two hours ago. Shaws of sunset canceled. At least that's what the text is. What did you do this to me? How could you cancel Shaws of sunset before I got to meet baby shans? Cancel chances sunset before I got to meet baby chance. And you know Andy had to make that call the Reza because Andy will call some people and other people he'll just block, you know?

But you know his ass called Reza because you're gonna see Reza at some bars. Like that's a call you're gonna make. You don't want Reza coming up to you with a bear bar pissed off and drunk. No. Okay. So you know he did and he was like,

RIZA! Just gotta tell you, just gonna put it out on the back burner. Guess what? I'm sure there's gonna be some other networks that might give you Gigi and MJ's joke. Cause that's the thing. They're like MJ, RIZA and Gigi in talks

with other networks. Really? I talk to a lot of networks. I talk to them every day. I turn on my TV and say, get rid of that for you. Or, you know, that's Richard Jones. I'm not buying it. I talk to networks all the time. You're not getting a show. I'm telling you that right now. This is the arcade network calling to tell you. No, gonna amp him. Or it's over, all right? But I thought people would want to see my show called,

don't stop, get it, get it, bitch, lost 40 pounds, no? No. But you know we called Ressa and just heard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You can't handle it! I just wanted to take this opportunity and say, fuck Mike Shoeh! For those of you who don't follow, Mike was arrested for domestic violence the other day, and then the show got canceled so your business shit Okay, thanks for bringing down your entire show. Oh wait Ronnie. I'm getting a text message. Oh Great news everyone turns out this was all a spoof cancellation

Spoof cancellation Bolina also they came out with the new press for real housewives of Beverly Hills, which is coming back There's mindy housewives on it this year. Yes. I don't know who all those. There's a lot of people on this show. So it's going to be fun to watch how they can still bore us by episode six. But all in all, can't wait.

I'm really excited to come back. However, who hired the photographer for those four of these? They did Lord. My niece does a better face too, and whoever did, they all look like a water bottle. I'm like, which one is that? Is that the one who's gonna go to jail? They did Garcell of A, who is arguably the most beautiful

of the entire cast. They did her so dirty in those photos. Everyone should start on the right. No one got away, no one got away. The only people who look like themselves are certain, and I feel like, set in there just like, don't bother. She's just going to yell at us.

Don't filter her. And Crystal, everybody else looks crazy. I mean, Kyle's gone through a lot of work, and she's still just like, eh, there's just not nice. Whoever did these photos hates these women. In this town, you can't get a lot of work without working. That's a prediction for what her new type of thing. Eric is being sued again. Ugh.

It's a good, it's like a depressing week, but a really fun week to be on Instagram for that. Oh, and Heather, Heather, bro, unfollowed everybody on on-screen. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, wow. Wow. Can't wait, they, oh, actually I'm gonna read it to you

because we're not making this as long as possible already. Yeah. Okay. Oh, let me get a nice ring. It's not a big shake because it was so funny. So, Heather, I've read this of course on Reddit, so I had to go check it out. So Heather posts like, okay, we're on tonight, come look at the show, it's on tonight, watch it,

get whatever, if you don't watch my show, ever again. So, see, went on and put her Instagram, you know, her assistant did her Instagram post that you have to do every week to say the shows on tonight. So she had just unfollowed everybody. And Gina comes on there. Gina, encouragement, encouragement. You know, I didn't even know Gina's last name. I had to look it up to look up her Instagram. This is not terrible.

I thought it was always like, good Zen-Tight. That was her last night, whatever. Gina can't do that. Which turns out I was right. I looked at Gene a Gather came right up. So Gene wrote, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, and the comments, that people are just fucking brutal online.

I love it. Kaka says, you're the worst. Please get fired. Ha, ha, ha, ha love it. Kaka says, you're the worst, please get fired. Ha ha ha ha. Seren says, do you suffer from back-warned neck problem? Oh. S-S-S-B says, I hope you give Shannon the business next step.

Oh shut up, we're here to make fun of Gina, okay? So then Big Natalie comes on here. By the way, love your name, Big Natalie. What a great name. Her name is probably Natalie Big, isn't it? Now that I think about it, there are two genes. But I was like, love the pride. I love the self-confidence of the name.

The way it's a big name. She knows. She's like crying right now, she's good. She says, I'm team Gina, okay, so then Jennifer the amazing. Okay, now that's too much self confidence. Jennifer the amazing says, drunk and self-absorbed, not a good luck, Gina.

And then my favorite, fragile ribs. Wow, fragile ribs. Getting a lot of hugs from Big Natalie, fragile ribs. Yeah, be careful. Fratul Rips comes on and says, your girl Heather just unfollowed you, LMAO. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Yes, fragile ribs.

Love the internet. Love a fragile ribs shade moment. Yeah. So in other news, like, that's's Heather's not gonna be coming back either. Do you really think so? Well, yeah, I mean, after the reunion, she goes and then follows everybody. Yeah, she's going back. But that's like, part of the course.

Look, I'm already Heather DeBrowing. That's just part of the course. My hand just already started to flap. Um. Um, okay, well, let's talk some summer house. Shall we? The heart of the season. Big talk some summer house. Charlie Big, Big Summer House. So, I'm playing music on summer house. Men on, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bored, yeah, man! So, all the meetings have been to, I was sad to take Ferragostos slowly, so I told him to do it right now. Cap relationship, and tell you them so much for like a year.

So, he's over. I'm Kyle. Kyle. Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! In harmony. You're obsessed with me? You're definitely want to marry me. Ah, I met this girl Lexie and she got into my heart. Oh, this loneliness has been killing me for a week. Our theme is coming into town!

Lens, how do you feel about the fact that Lindsay kissed me on the mountain? It's insane right now, it's insane! Lindsay, can we talk? Absolutely not. Yeah, we know. Lindsay, I had a huge thing with Oggs and in Vermont. What did you give them? And you too, Danielle, you too.

You disregarded me. Shut the fuck, girl. Shut the fuck up, you're not a man. Shut the fuck up, you're not a man. Shut the fuck up, fuck up, fuck up, fuck up. You better watch yourself, I'll prove you. I'm gonna take me over and now I'm gonna pass out your shoulder and hands. And see, that is the... That was the Summer House theme song that they are depriving us of this entire season. So our friend Amanda who brought her beautiful mother tonight,

in case you were wondering what happens on this show, fucking nothing. Yeah, nothing. Everything, just what you saw. Nothing happens extremely drunkenly. Welcome, glad you came. This was actually one of the biggest fights they've ever had in this house. Second, only to A, don't like you. That was still the classic. So they've just had this huge fight. Glasses were thrown, Carl's covered in really cheap wine. Yes. And Kyle and

Amanda are just left there alone at the table and Amanda is drunk and Kyle is wasted, right? So Amanda is like, Clio, what you having come up? And like Carl's just saying they're like, whoa. Also, I have to say when watching it back, I noticed that after Daniel threw the glass, she picked up a lit candle and was all to get like this. And then she just throws it down. Like when people say I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down, she was literally gonna burn it down.

And that's when it would fucking burn down, because I feel like when you try to burn anything down, it doesn't work, you know? Like survivor, they're just trying to make fire. And then you read if somebody falling asleep with the cigarette in their bed, and it's like, they lost the entire city block. It was a very Amanda candle,

because it was like, oh, I just like went out. It only lasts like to the happy birthday to you. It's was like, oh, I just like went out. It only lasts like to the happy birthday to you. It's just like, sad candle, sad, whining candle. It's like the opposite of trick candles. That can't, yes. The candle just fizzles out. So, um, Sierra looks. Sierra's just been on that and after the fight goes to her room

and she does that thing little kids do where you're like fuck you mom I mean, I'm assuming we were all there as little kids and you go into your room And then she's just sitting on her bed, but then she keeps staring at the door like someone's gonna come in and be like It's okay. You're okay, honey. It's okay. You just said fuck you the macaroni was cold. It was cold And then meanwhile totally oblivious to all this outside Andrea has been like crying his poor little beautiful male model eyes out Tucker is you you are all suckered all of you Oh boy Andrea and Ray is sad because he was trying to fuck a lady who refused to let him keep fucking somebody

just to stay on a TV show. That's why he's crying. Tears of a fuck boy. And he's just telling Luke, all this chaos is happening. There's like glass breaking candles being thrown. Like literally Daniel comes out and kicks a trash can. And Andreas is like, oh my broken, broken heart. I try so hard to get in touch with

Wasornim again. Lexi bro. Lexi. Oh, I just want to tell her. I realized I was wrong. I was wrong. I wish I could remember her face to let her know how much I love her. And then Mabba is wearing these like polyester pants with a built-in whale tail

thong. Did you guys catch that? No, I did not. I need them. Not because I'm a big thong wear. Like I don't I just I don't know I don't have the butt for that. I don't think or the butt cheeks. But I do like the idea of them for my butt crack because my butt crack isn't always hanging away, and my butt crack is always out, so maybe just to give that some little accoutreement. Maybe. I would like to hear a man... That's out right now, I'm so sorry, sir.

I would like to hear Amanda reboot the song song. Let me see the thaw, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. So Amanda is in the kitchen, she's like, Claw. I know it sounded like Kyle, but I'm not even Claw. You sure Claw, no, I'm not. Thank God, wine on your white pants, Claw. Oh, I can say that a lot is. Think of wine on your white pants! Claw!

Oh, I consider like to add. And by the way, we do have an answer to the poll. I was able to get a PS5 before Ronnie got his cookies. But people are tweeting me that they got there and they disordered them a couple weeks ago. So at this point I think it's shit talking somebody on the internet isn't really doing me any favors. Thank God the people who run combos do not listen to this show. Yeah, I stole the steady stream of those. C'mere shoes, here comes one right now.

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Yeah, yeah, this is no no. So, Maya goes and checks it on, on Sierra and everything, and Maya's like, you know what, Lindsay is never going to take responsibility for it, because she doesn't see the issues. And you have to be above that Sierra, you have to be above it. She's like, I'm not even trying to make her see anything. It's just like, dude like, you know, it's like a dude like. And Maya's like, yeah, but you're better than that. But like, dude, like... Sometimes you wonder, like, how is this person into Austin? And then you really listen to her talk. That's true.

as person into Austin and then you really listen to her talk. That's true. As you are, it's like, my emotions definitely got the best of me and I definitely should not have reacted that way, but I definitely reached my breaking point, which apparently involved sitting around the house until we had an Italian dinner. And then that was just too much for me. You didn't really reach your breaking point. You reached your page maximum stirring shit. Point. That's true. Because page was the one like, you're gonna let her get away with that. You're gonna let her get away with that. You should do something. You should definitely say something.

You know what, you know what's really good with spaghetti? Telling old Hads, whose name's from with Pinsy Off. You should do that. I mean, just think about it. Just think about it. You know what, that idea of elder abuse, it doesn't count in this situation. Go after her. So then Maya, of course, this is a reality show

so everybody has to make everything about themselves, you know, and Maya's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm like, why are you crying now? Not Maya's crying. And she's like, she's never gonna give you the response that you want. And like, I are you crying now? Not Maya's crying. And she's like, she's never gonna give you the response that you want. And like, I know it's hard. Cause like, I dated a celebrity shop for a long time.

And it was really hard. It's like, be known for my soul and my cut. So then Lindsay is outside with, just got to a picture of Kwame. So Lindsay and Danielle are outside and Lindsay's like, oh my, I'm a time mentor and dinner. I'm totally on her sandwich. I'm not even from like no one's somebody hurt your feeling.

It sucks. It sucks. I know that version. I know that verse finger actually. And so Danielle's like yeah, but she wanted to make you hurt. She wanted to make you feel bad. No, it was me.

Whoa. Yeah. That was a chair. That was stool. I was like the ends here. I was like, I'm there. You guys talking about me? Lindsey.

Yeah. Yeah. It's the scariest thing that ever happened that I grabbed the show. What's talking about me? Lindsey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha when something bad has happened. She's just standing there like, guys, don't come in the kitchen. Someone is broken glass. She's holding caution signs from the janitor. It's like the living version of a folded yellow janitor sign. If she can, or you know, the woman's like a little person going like this, that's her. It's like she can, or you know the one with a little person going like this, that's her. It's like she just...

It's like a thaw! Like you drop a cupcake, she's like, Go! Like the hand just go out. The one stop is coming. So Craig is like standing at the edge of the kitchen, because he can't go into the kitchen. So he's standing at the edge, talking to a baby, and he's like,

this is like everything in high school. It's like I'm in everyday. I hated my high school, me through red wine at each other personally. That's such a boozy, boozy high school. I know. She's like, high school, what the fuck, kind of high school did you go to? It was in Delaware, so. The bad streets of Delaware. Without you, it was in Delaware, so...

The bad streets of Delaware. Del Marva, Peninsula. So then Kyle is like, wow, I'm glad Andre had walked out because he'd be really discouraged by all of us Americans, right? I'm like, Kyle, you think this is the thing that would discourage Andre, huh? Have you watched episodes one through 10 of this show? Or the news? I mean, really? So Amanda's like, he wasn't discouraged, he was having feelings, and he was very upset.

And kind of like, really? Nobody even noticed. Poor Andrea is trying to have the man-gine amount of logs. This whole two episodes now, and no one will fucking pay attention to him. I know, and Carl, accept for Luke, because Luke also wants to make it about himself. Do you not mistake Luke's intent? Yeah, male models get each other, you know? So Carl's like, yo, well, he's very homesick.

So then we go outside where the male model therapy is happening. And Luke is like, you know know when you have feelings for a woman that you know it's love and she closes that door on you that's so hard. Yeah you know doors closed, madden you in general is hard. When Tam and elevator closed, it closed on me even though I put my hand in it to stop it. It's still closed. Thankfully I was wearing a really big ring that I you knowted down from an iron swing set at the park. And the ring was taken off of my hand. It came right, I could've lost my whole palm.

Talk about being lonely, OK? And you know what? So I have scared I was. And the elevator, the security guards, they saw, wow, look at that very handsome man looking so scared. So they just forwarded that security footage to Warner Brothers. And I wound up in the flight attendant. It's crazy sadness.

What can do it for you, you know? So Andrea is like, oh, Lexi. You know, she was the main person that I honestly needed right now. And I have deep admiration for her. I love page, for example. You know, I like her. You're for a page, right? Page lives with us, you know.

And I really enjoy my time with that little pity teeny little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby, little baby,

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What do you like a college? It's like, you know, people have come with me and they've gone on to, you know, a presidency, the Supreme Court. He's just like a good stop on your resume to get somewhere else, you know. You know, and I see them with their families and I think, wow, did I fuck that up? I just get so sad every time I'm just take this old male model body out and fuck someone do every Saturday night. You might have seen my Instagram post about it. It was one where I was staring at my swollen finger like this. Every time I'm chopping wood in Minnesota without my shirt on, I think, man, it's too bad

I'm not married and still have this beautiful body here for the rest of the world. So then Craig is in the kitchen just completely throwing Austin under the bus because Craig hates Austin's guts most of the time, you know. So he's like, Austin coming in to his house and then like making out with Lindsey, that was like a slow distress back in the blue line. Like I cannot even imagine what that would feel. Why don't you just fucking Kristen Cavalieri like five minutes ago? That's right. While you were dating Paige on TV, save it, sewing down self, save it, sir. So, um, so then Sierra and Maya and Paige are back in the bed, because that's pretty

spend night at SOS. All of the SOS are shades of green. Is that an Italian thing? It was, was that like an Italian like, it was a Pesto. It was a Pesto. It was like, it was like, a Cunt that colors a little off. Yeah, well I guess all Pesto is fine, that is it? Well you can have a walnut Pesto.

That's it. So anyway, so Sierra's like, I mean, I just wish like Lindsay were sitting at the table. And I just wish we were still sitting at the table. And I was like grilling Lindsay. And I just wish she would have said, hey, let's have an adult conversation. I'm like, well, maybe she would have offered that if you

were yelling at her and then stood up and threw a glass across the table. I don't know, this is Summer House. No one comes here for adult conversations, okay? So Daniel and Lindsay are hugging outside and Lindsay's like, you know why, Alicia just go. That's why Lindsay always wins everything in life. She does not give a fuck. Okay, you could burn down her house

You could overturn her car. You could drain her bank account. She's like, that's the non-bekeening times and good with I know So then exactly so you got to love her no matter what man So then I don't know where Maya's been because she apparently didn't realize a key part of this whole fight because they're talking about it. And, you know, Sierra's like, well, I just, I didn't expect a throw-o-glass at Danielle. I'm like, wait, you threw that at Danielle? I just naturally assumed it was at Lindsay.

What the fuck were you even watching, Maya? You just had a crying monologue about it. I know. So then Craig's like, guys, like, let's push this meat into this bag and cross like, oh, it's like too soon for that. I know. I'm going to need another like four and a half months before I can push my meat.

That way it's bad. It has a very different meaning on Southern charm. So then Luke and Andrea have finally come back inside and they just think it's going to be just everything normal, like the whole... They just assume everyone's still sitting at the dinner table and everyone, all the food's still out there and they come in and Luke goes, Hey, maybe we should crack that tear him a sue huh?

Let's not crack anything else okay stop using that language but also he says let's crack that tear him a sue and guess he's in that kitchen Amanda. And he, and he don't know my name. He saved himself. And that's a command. And Luke is so mad. He's like, what the fuck happened in Yachtrad? I said fuck. That's right.

You would tell it to Aunt Nancy Hotdish. I said fuck her, right? What happened in here? I was like, why is Luke so mad? And then I remembered he's the only one who cleaned sit up. Yeah. Because Sierra doesn't. Sierra and Danielle are like, good night. Yeah.

Luke was just really looking forward to cracking that during the suit. What can I say? Okay. So then Danielle is talking to Robert. Oh my God, I really lost my mind. Tonight he's like, I'm in the middle dinner service, thanks. And then she's like, I know it doesn't sound like much, but it's literally the most interesting I've ever been on this show. Are you here, Robert? And then Luke, who was so like, oh my god, you then?

Oh my god. My happy, oh my god. But then he finds a cookie and he's like, oh, he's a, man. Yeah. But then he finds a cookie and he's like, oh, he's a good one. Yeah, he's a good one. Never mind. She threw a glass. You should never throw glasses in storm homes. Andrey goes,

that's a wild western shit, that. Hey, partner, you've come into the wrong town. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh, so, Andre, a page that's like, this is why we don't have nice dinner parties. Also because you're all trash, and then if you were going to click on my dinner, show that

page. So Amanda keeps checking it on Carl. Amanda is very concerned that this is going to cause Carl to relapse, you know. So she keeps checking it on every little issue. No, not being around the constant drunkenness. Yes. But this is what it's going to be. She's like, Carl, are you OK, Carl?

You're OK. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, you can let me get out of my chair. Now it's been about 45 minutes. But it's rough, and I don't think it's just because Carl's sober that you have to be careful about his sensitivities I mean Carl has worn those pants five days a week Yeah, for six years at least

He out Raven el Thomas Raven el at this point. I mean Carl You know that some people are what smells like? And Carl's just never changed those pants, you know, they're just always the same. I feel like the only thing Carl's ever done to those pants is like a light tight stand. Magic eraser, like yeah, little, ooh. Yeah, well. So, Syri is like, sorry for rooting your,

and your dinner Andrea. I'm sorry for getting wine on you, Carl. Now you have to wear those, like, are those acid wash jeans? Where did you even get those? Carl's in like dad jeans from the 80s. He's like, oh, no problem at all. I got my emergency pants here, so.

You have a hero ball. Bugle Boyle. So. So glad I finally got a Bugle boy joking on summer house. I was waiting. I was wondering if I could do that. Hey, if the word of the nut bugle boy! So, I love how I watch an happens life.

He's been doing this for like a year now, but people on the internet are always so offended. They're like, Andy, how can you have drinking games and so many children die and drunk driving accidents? So now it's like the world of the night is slut! Okay guys, the world of the night on what sort of happens, love was slut! If you drink a lot, don't drive! Okay, thanks for going to everybody! Like wow, you just saved it.

You just saved so many children, Andy. Thanks for changing that. So now everyone's like changing to go out because by the way only like two minutes have passed for this entire show but we're it's like 20 minutes of airtime but two minutes and real time so now they're changing and you know Craig's like listen there is no permanent damage no one took any butter knives and tried to make a hole in the wall Everything's okay No but like the throwing thing on the money is not okay

And he's like okay Lindsey But like you made out with your roommate's boy like how do you think that made Sierra feel like how do you how did you feel when he made out with Sierra How did you feel when he made that with Sierra? I don't care. He also don't even want to be with her. Yeah, well that's what he told you, but he never told her. Oh, that was a liar. She's trying to process it, but trying to like, I don't know. Feel, mom, you know, can I see you?

I'm much pleased. So he's like, if I was you, I wouldn't made out with him, but like, I thought that was fucked up. But you know what? Like I just shut my meat in the bag, and I'm feeling a little generous right now. And Lindsay's like, oh my iron gruntunt waiting 20 out of 600 people in my life. I'm the most intelligent.

Or 20 out of 10. I didn't say you're not smart, Lindsay. She's like, I'm the most intelligent, would you? My ex, 10 years ago, at their high school graduation, we're graduating number 20, I've got the most intelligent ex. And Amanda's in the background trying to make things happy again, she's like,

I put on short, short, put your party pants on, but don't walk in the kitchen. So now they're all going to go out, which means you hear Lindsay. And her most like Lindsay voice, like, oh, where the? I was like, oh, my goodness. Lindsay Foxon, wearing a bikini top and a sheer top,

right, in short short. I mean, they're going out, she looks good. But she comes in, she says, you guys,'m feel making. Did this just happen to you? So then we get a tricky monical song because they're going out, which is, If you want it, you know that I got it. Whatever you need, love. You know that, whatever you need,

whatever you want, whatever you need, I got it, got it. Have you made? Are you going to drop the check or you just going to circle the table asking me, when you see them, my plate is empty. And then they just show, like, the footage they have with them going out is just this random cell phone footage of Luke and Danielle doing like a, and Danielle is like, woo! And it's just going, yeah. So then Craig and Paige are wanting to get each other. He's like, I want you to come to my house and meet my parents.

And she's like, I know, you think you're not going to do it? We're like, so we're going to have so much fun. We're going to have so much fun. We're going to have so much fun. He's like doing like a little boy thing. He's like, we can like swim and like, and cramps, and then we can play him in the pool. And after that, it's gonna be like,

I mean, he cramps, but we can get cramps too. Probably already got them. Anyway, I have to check with Kristen first, anyway. Mm-hmm. So then my favorite scenes of this show are just Kyle shit-faced it to in the morning alone in the kitchen and his underwear just shoving whatever he sees down his throat. And he's like, I'm gonna go, but, where am I? Where am I?

I'm gonna dance. I know that on last week's episode he came out, was like, hey guys, can you keep it down a little bit? Come on, someone was trying to sleep. So, uh, yeah, he crawls back into bed. There's like a weird scene of Luke stretching him out. He's like, okay dude, I stretch you out, but then after this, you have to go to bed. It was very gay porny. He's like Christian porny.

He's like, dude, he's back, he's, D he's DOOM FART DOOD! DOOM FART! I think I was like I swear to God broke up. No I ain't swear to God! Fart and fang down. Okay that's what we say back home. Fart and fang down. So the next morning they wake up and... We probably do say that in his favor. Isn't that a Luke's neighborhood thing to say? Faint and find out, motherfucker. I'm there and find out. Faint out. Faint and find out how many hot dishes I'm gonna make for ya.

It'll be a lot. Commissures. Here comes one right now. So it was the next morning. This is a hurricane coming in the entire time. And like, Siri wakes them all up like... BOO! It's like... Brittany from Vanopumpral.

Jaiya! Jaiya! Jaiya! It's a Brittany alert. Like, no child has gone missing, it's just a really fucking annoying girl who's in your neighborhood. You're colaric. Um, so by the way, Kyle and Amanda's relationship, this scene happens 20 times in every episode,

so I'm sorry to even point it out, but Amanda is always under the covers in bed, and Kyle comes in with combo smell. You know what it is, it's like some variation of combo smell and he just gets into bed with her like this. Oh, look. Watch out for a glass, Kyle. Oh. Since you've been saying it in your sleep.

So, was Saturday August 21st? And, you know, one thing I hope this isn't too much of a spoiler, but nowadays, Carl and Lindsay are quite a hot and heavy couple. So yes, mild ovation, scattered to light to know applause for them. So then it was just someone who just had to fart through their hands or something. So Carl is, so we're seeing the seeds of their courtship. So here on this episode, they're in the kitchen and Carl's like, I'll pull all the balls off.

And she's like, oh, you're just the person I want to see. And he goes, I'm sweaty. That's okay. Watch her feed. I know Fumanda told you, but there might still be a clause. And so she goes, should I put some shooties on? Shooties. Shooties?

Shooties? Shooties. Or not, shooties. That is the question. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Or not, shoot it. That is the question. So then everyone else is just kind of waking up, lying in bed, and cracks in bed with Paige. And he's like, oh, Paige, I'm too far away from you right now.

And she's like, yeah, I said the same thing to my phone when I woke up. I miss you. That's pages first love. Is that fucking phone? It cracks me up. So let's see. The everyone's alarm is like,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hurricane, hurricane, hurricane. And Craig goes, what is it? A storm? She goes, um, his name is Henry with an eye. That means it's a hurricane. Are Henry's with wise, just flash floods, like... Well, Al Roker, you had a good tenure, but we have a new meteorologist in town.

Someone just went, aww, like he's okay, I'll still employ ban bs. Although I did kill Tim Curry on this podcast last week. Oh yeah, you did. I was like, remember Tim Curry, he was great. God, that was so sad when he died. What the fuck, you guys, I literally have mourned Tim Curry. I was like remember Tim Curry he was great. God that was so sad when he died. What the fuck? You guys I literally have mourned Tim Curry. I remember mourning Tim Curry. I don't remember that you had said it till someone commented. I can't believe Tim Curry is gone. There's so many great pop culture curves. Tim Curry and Curry Adam Curry. You said that when we were talking

about Tim Curry. I love that you don't remember I said Tim Curry died but you remember talking about Anne Curry and Curry in general. I just love all those mid to low level celebrities named Curry. I'm just saying. Oh I'm not gonna like that. You're looking Anne Curry does not make cookies that she's not sending you because you're talking to it. So, uh, the curry or not, the curry. Bottles, the quaster, the ones. So now it's time for, uh, volleyball, right?

Depression. Oh. Stop the musical. Um, so, well, now it's time for them to get ready for volleyball, which involves a lot of Carl's saying, oh, five minutes of volleyball guys. Five minutes of volleyball. But in a ballhorn, now she's going to have five minutes of volleyball, everybody. Five minutes of volleyball. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I'm going to talk to Lindsay. I'm going to talk to Lindsay. Five minutes of volleyball. Five minutes of volleyball. So Paige is doing that thing where instead of like dising her friend, she's not like, you totally overreacted, that's not what I was trying to stir you into, okay?

I was just trying to get you to yell, not to hit. So instead of saying that, she does the question thing where she's like, do you think that you overreacted? What, you mean throwing a glass across a table and Sierra's like, yeah, I definitely overreacted and Maya goes, well, in the words of page, you're better than that. And I just cussed the page so proud. Like, that was one of the best sentences I ever said in my life. You're better than that. And also, in the words of Paige, you should hit her at dinner tonight.

So, they're in the kitchen and Maya's like, guys, is anybody else like getting worried about this hurricane situation? And Danielle goes, well, I mean, maybe if we get another text about it. Yeah. Yeah. These are the people that die in sinkholes.

Yes. Hey, uh, who's right here for some volleyball? Just checking in everyone, four minutes of volleyball. Four minutes. It's like a pile of 13 about to take off, you know. I'm an amazing Detroit ball player. You might not know this, but I was an old state in high school. I played a little volleyball in college. I can really battle it out. All state in high school, I played a little club volleyball college.

I can really battle it out. Wait, give everybody a moment to be shocked. The Carl is a beach volleyball champ from high school. Yeah, and then they show a picture of Carl from high school and I swear to God, he literally looks like Paige. Like, he does. Look at it, it's just like Paige with weird hair. Look everyone, look. Okay.

All right team, we're gonna split the teams up by decade. So like 80s are gonna be with me, 90s are with everybody else, and Lindsay just sit down and take care of yourself somewhere, all right? Lindsay, here's a microphone for you to record a podcast about being part of the greatest generation. Lindsay, thank you for your service in World War Two. I love your work and the greats of rock. So Lindsay is like stressfully doing dishes before they leave. She's like, look at me!

So she's doing dishes and my is like, thanks for doing that Lindsay. She's like, oh, I'm just trying to get rid of last nine It's like some weird kind of post trauma thing, but I would think that that would have happened after you fucked Austin. I mean look Wake up under Austin. I'm putting three of those little squares into the dishwasher that day staring at it until they're cleansed the dishwasher that day, staring at it until they're cleansed. So then everybody's getting ready who cares. So then they all start to dress. Pages like, why wouldn't we dress like the old people? This is going to be hilarious.

Worked on Vanderpomp rules. Yeah. So, Pages team is the 80s team, so they start dressing like the other team. And it's wacky. It's wacky. It's a lot of wacky names. So pages team is the 80s team so they start dressing like the other team It's wacky And Carl and Kyle start dressing up like top gun and everything and they give themselves Mustaches and Kyle's like dude how long how short should my short score and Carl's like all I think you should show your dick a little bit Yeah, you're dick was great by the way. Yeah, let's break up. Yeah, and Carl obviously picked this theme because he Shaves his mustache and he shaves his face to have that like weird 80s porn

Stash like like the beard he looks like one of those drawings of the gay guys who are all big and strong and have big old Weeners down there in Finland. Yeah, I'm a Finland. Yeah, I've shared it more. So it's just like this silly montage and like, Paige and Sierra are like working on their look. And then Danielle starts to walk into the room. It's like, da da da da da da da da, changing, changing, changing, get the fuck out of here, Danielle! Changing, changing, changing, I was like, whoa!

It was so rude, like, Danielle, get the fuck out of here! I was like, wow. So then Sierra and Danielle, chalk, Sierra pulls Danielle aside. And she's like, I know we're leaving, but like, let's chat, like, wow. So then Sierra and Danielle Chalk, Sierra pulls Danielle aside. And she's like, I know we're leaving, but like, let's chat. Like, first, I just want to like say, like, I'm like, sorry, like, because like, my emotions, like, got the best of me.

And like, I got frustrated. And like, I didn't really mean to throw the glass at you. So, yeah, well, Lindsay's stuff aside. My voice is going to quiver now for no good reason I'm trying to have a relationship with you and for you to come at me like that I'm like, how will I feel safe in my friendship with you? How could you ever feel safe in a friendship with somebody who purposely tries to date Austin? Yeah, that person does not care about the lines on the road

Hey, you know what I mean? Yeah, that person does not care about the lines on the road Hey, you know what I mean? That person's just saying fuck off. Public safety is not a priority. Public safety is fuck off every day. They'll kill you some way. Yeah, so Danielle's basically like, yeah, well, it's clear that by what happened, like, you know, as much as I love Lindsay, I'm gonna try to see it both ways. She goes.

You know, Lindsay isn't gonna do a lot of stuff, right? But you should still try to talk to her. She's literally wearing a boot on her head, okay? She really misses the mark on a lot of things. So they make up an all-out ditches, beach volleyball, departing and, uh, bad luck. So everybody's like wacky dressed and stuff and now it's time to go play except that Maya has worn Kyle's style.

That was a great costume. She put a style on her eye. I really respect that. So they do like a whole sort of like a fashion show, they all come down to stairs. Basically just like it excuse for Andrea to yell like, Oh, the bomb, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, I'm art broken, ah. So then how every bro has meaningful conversations after this volleyball game, where they're like,

Oh my god, no, he ball. It's a lot of Lindsay falling on her face. Kind of like Lindsay Grocery shopping scenes, or I don't know, Lindsay climbing mountain scenes, or Lindsay on a bike scenes, you know they all end like this. Also like Carl is just like not moderating his volleyball skills. He just was spiking super hard on everyone's face.

Everyone knows that everyone's like light set, light set and he's like, oh! I played my basketball. I played my basketball. I was well in there. I could I was a number one in the you look great by the way league. Yeah so So now it's now it's bro time so Kyle and Carl are walking the beach alone and Carl's like bro Want to do selfies? Because like bro. Yeah. So they're like taking selfies at the beach. And the waves, by the way, are huge. It's like a hurricane coming and like, yo, also a selfie.

There was one point, I don't know if anyone noticed it, because I just happened to have this giant wave comes in and there was someone with a float. This wave comes in and that float went flying in the air. Or the psh. I was like, you people better get out of there. What are you doing?

You're like, you don't want to do a selfie. Y'all's pretty cool. And Curry just flies off the screen. Nobody cares. And Curry's hanging 10. The moment in here. Someone on the beach is like, has anybody made sure to see Tim Curry's OK lately?

They just, it's just and Curry, Adam Curry. Tim Curry doing one of those like pyramids on the waves. Like, it's a curry pyramid so Kyle's like hey so how's Mackenzie who was her birthday yesterday oh cool so still she was born so that's good yeah and Carl's like y'all she was like with her sister and her mom and some friends and I said flowers by the way and I called her and I definitely I did a break I can't you know like I really haven't been able to like sit in my comfort zone

That's where I need to sit like in my comfort zone bro And he's like but does Mackenzie make you happy and Carl's like Oh and Carl's like, oh, oh, yeah. Happy in the sense that when I see a sequel, I'm like, oh, it's a sequel. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know what, I need like a year of sobriety. I mean, a year of sobriety first.

You can just say I'm not that into you. Okay. Stop blaming sobriety for everything. Okay. Sometimes you can just not be into it first. He's like, I watched Love Island, see if you'll all see them too, the other night, and I'm gonna try to have to back out this relationship.

Yeah, I can't really like commit somebody that I'm not into because I need a year of sobriety for it. You don't like her, okay? So then Craig and Amanda are clinging and sitting because Amanda and Craig do have this weird like, oh, she's gonna leave Kyle for him. That's my prediction.

I will stand by him. Oh. And I hope she kindly does, but no offense, no offense, Con. So they're talking and Amanda's like, you guys won. So when are you gonna stay tall? I'm really glad you didn't get any caught on your feet. I just want to be like, hey, you want to come to my house? And my parents might be there and we'll have them grab the can talk with them and they can actually meet you and see your face for the first time.

And I'm like, hey, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm want to come in my parents. I just want to be like, hey, you want to come to my house? And my parents might be there. I'm going to grab you, you can talk with them. And they can actually meet you and see your face for the first time. But like, nothing formal, you know? Like, crack. Oh, and then it cuts to page while he's

having this romantic monologue about page to cuts to page. And she says, my mother texted me. And she said, don't you bear going to the ocean. Me? Well yeah, like literally these waves, it's like Ursula is like rising up. She's like, you pour on fortune it. Oh, you know what? I think I'm better than this. I'm just gonna, I don't know if I want to be seen on this show.

Just gonna go back down under. You can have your voice, keep your voice. So then he tell Amanda's like, Blaine, do you think it's serious when you're in pain? And he's like, yeah, like if I didn't think it would be serious, like I wouldn't be here in front of all these television cameras on National TV and like my second show. So like it's serious. Like if I didn't see potential for like standing on the altar with her like why would I be here holding your hand on the beach? Oh wait a second. I just realized standing on the altar means wedding. I thought I meant like she'd be standing by doing my alterations on the pillars. Sorry

Stand by altar. Carl's like I could use one of those. Oh Standby alter Carl's like I could use one of those y'all So Kyle and Carl are still talking and Kyle of course makes this about him Carl Carl's like I can't I don't know if I can make it like another year Like I blow a lot and I was like yeah, but my wedding planner like they're harassing me to keep a get state registration like speaking of Investors bro investors are telling me get a pre- Yeah, oh not me just my investors Just my best car's like yeah well you know I mean that's a great idea bro You're your ideas look great by the way. I mean all the prune up is you just got a con

Have a conversation before your married about like what's yours is yours and then you just say I think I need to take it a little bit slower I'm gonna black out drunk and then just see what happens. Your white pound to your white pounds, my white. Okay the problem with that is that then your husband cheats on you with some young 20-year-old and then says you get nothing dumbass that's the reason for a prenup get one Kyle and protect yourself a man a man that needs a Prina more than Kyle I also love that life Kyle's in four and a half million dollars of debt okay a man to help this fucker start a company and her name isn't even on it Get a prenup Amanda do not make me come over there. All right that shit myself

I also just like that Carl is the one giving legal advice and not even Craig. It's like, what's up? Bring it up again? Well, Craig's is more for like once you're already married because his is like, have you been in an accident? Marriages don't count. So then, uh, Sunday How-Dan, now a Dan, Y'all, and Lindsay are talking and, you know, talking about about being near Sierra and everything. Lindsay is like, well, she hasn't been brave enough to come up to me.

So Danielle talks about how she's like, you know, like she was just trying to get space. Just talking about the fight and everything. And Danielle is saying that, you know, just how Sierra came and apologized and it was nice and everything. And Lindsay is like, yeah, I understand. You know, just how she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she- she Lindsay. I'm gonna fuck you right now, you're back. I'm jumping on him with the straggling. If I want to fuck Austin, I will do. Yeah. And then Danielle was like, but there's collateral damage. Danielle, you were pushing her to do it the whole time. So then Kyle is chasing

birds and screaming as Kyle does. Yes. Just that's the Kyle ever. All the seagulls are like, yeah, they're all workers twins. Workers seagulls. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. So then Paige and Amanda are talking,

and Paige goes, look at your man. Birds, I know, birds. And then it's like, I know. So I had a conversation with Craig, and like it was so cute. I don't even want to tell you about him. I'm like, he said any wouldn't even be doing this if he didn't see getting alterations next to you Okay, just like he is so cute and then God is like what else can I do to stop this?

Let me send in a tsunami and like the waves just like come in God tries to remind page who her true love is by taking her iPhone She's like oh my god my phone. Oh my god. It was like Titanic She's like please stay with me I phone please At the end of the episode page is gonna go on to the balcony of the house and like throw a gem onto the pool so now they're all at home and Carl's like, Oh guys, it's absorbing, it's awesome.

So he's taking like the outside furniture to cover it from the hurricane. And it goes, Oh my God, I need my fire pit. Oh, no one cares about your fire pit, Luke. Yeah, no, it's a fucking fire pit. Oh, he goes, fuck you, it's the best part of the yard. Fagin' fang down, bro.

Where else are you gonna sit around and sing such songs as? Coyote. Coyote in the mountains. Coyote. Coyote with the stars. Coyote. It's sunny. I don't see the coyote but it's dark. Where is the coyote in the dark?

I'm your song, sir. I'm so glad he stopped those songs. Sparielandas. Sparielandas. I'm your songs. So then Sierra pulls Lindsay aside for their talk. And she's like, want to stick her feet in the jacuzzi for a sec? Is that what we're calling Austin now? So she basically says, listen, I got pissed off, it felt like there was a lot of disrespect and like part of me felt like you were rubbing it in my face because like we really never fully talked about what happened with me and Austin and Vermont

and then she's like, I'm flying. But here's the thing, like Austin and I have a kind of relationship. And like we're always gonna have a like it's grow. And they're telling us my boy, I love Lindsey coming on this show every single season and being like I don't know I can't have a relationship and then she's like oh yeah by the way there's this giant piece of cheese that I make out with every once in a while I make it all my boyfriend's insecure it's like Lindsey I make out with everyone's in a while and I make out all my boyfriend's insecure. It's like Lindsey

Because Lindsey only requires things of you if you're interested in her if you treat her like shit She's like he's great. He can come over whenever he wants When you make a fucking painting of her for her birthday. What was that? It's like the Mona Lisa holding a taco contract You know she's like fuck you But then Austin comes over and tells some other girl that she looks like Goddamn Slade Dion and she's like, Do me. We're gonna meet in cover. We're gonna.

Um, so basically Sierra is just like, listen, I'm not competing over some man. Too late, too late. You competed and you lost, okay? And you lost a terrible, terrible, leathery ball. So don't pry about it. Yeah, yeah, it's unfortunate. So yeah, so she says, I'm going to do a go-step back. She's going to try to do basically what she did at the top of last season,

but I don't think it's going to work this time. So now we go back to Paige and Craig talking about the game. Just the stupid things that happen on this show, Craig, I remember in Vermont when I gave everyone fake tattoos and they said, on for four to five days. That's something that happened on this show. That's something that the editor said, keep that. This is important.

And he goes, are you gonna like get any real tattoos? And she goes, you don't put up my birthday caron abit, Lee. So now Daniel, so apparently Robert has a job opportunity in Charleston, and so that's how that's happening. That's wonderful. That's a living level. This is all lit. Oh, it's the whole city, then. Wow.

So the summer house, this other in Charm pipeline, is real right now. Yes, so, um, pages like, my god, Charleston is so amazing. You're going to love it. And Daniel's like, but why? And she's like, it's like out of a movie. Like, you know, not really a peaceful movie, or a movie where anything in history was really going right. They have good stories.

They have like really good stories. You know those movies they show at the workplace about sexual harassment? It's like those movies. Tracks like, well it's like living in a choke poster. Remember that movie disclosure? So, Craig is like, he suddenly becomes like this big Charleston, you know, He's like, he suddenly becomes like this big Charleston, you know, board of tours and person. He's like, well, we got ranked number one city in the country of the past seven years and number two in the entire world. And we're number one for food and number like negative three for awesome people.

And like number one, again, for most houses that have holes in the wall from butternut. And it's like really a cool city, yeah. Back to the city, back to the city. So I like when they take us back to the city and try to pretend that people do thing during the week, but they can't come up with any evidence. So Monday, Monday night is a Maya on a date, like a couch date with Oliver. Yeah, Netflix and not many cookie dates, yeah, on a Monday. And then Tuesday is Amanda and Kyle, we need to pick napkins for our wedding

Kyle and the ladies act, pick from this napkin closet. She opens it and Kyle's like, fuck. Amanda's like, be careful, there might be broken glass in front of the napkin closet. She opens it and calls like fuck. Amanda's like be careful there might be broken glass in front of the napkins. Be careful. We couldn't use this cabinet this weekend. That's for sure. And then also also want also one on Tuesday. There's this random man scene of Sierra. Okay, so Sierra sat down on this like Alfresca restaurant. She looks all beautiful. She's all dressed up. And like, Sierra, what do you do during the week? What do you mean? Like, well, we're going to film during the week this week to show you guys you're doing during the week. Could you be more specific?

We found a nurse. Just talk about her. She's talking to this lady. So Sierra is all dressed up. And this lady who's clear in between shifts on her lunch break whatever, Jeannie I think her name is. She comes in. She's like, I'd like a coffee please.

Thank you very much. Okay. What's going on, Tets? What do you need to know? I just moved back to the city and it's weird because I was in Atlanta, but now I'm in the city. You know it's crazy, so many avenues, so many streets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, get to it. What happened to me? Well, the waitress comes over, she goes coffee and she goes tea, actually.

Jamie's like, coffee. I was like, oh, no, no, no, this you're not gonna get along So Jamie's like, oh, so you live in Manhattan here Which I thought was so funny because anybody from New York knows she's like Okay, you snotty bitch you live in Manhattan. What do you want to talk about right? Because it's so expensive to live in Manhattan Yeah, and she's like well like I was here last summer, but it was shut down. So now I'm here again, because it's not shut down. So it's different.

And Jamie's like, she's like, OK. Let me just pull this one out of my ass. OK, well, yada, yada, yada. There are a lot of things to do. A lot of people, once you get settled, you'll meet people, when you meet people, you'll get settled. You get on this ride, aren't you? Am I on the show now?

Did I get cast? Did I get cast? Did I get cast? I got a ride around my mom now. Listen, I got to catch this, this is the Faradis dad in Ireland, okay? I want to take you high, I want to give you love, I want to take you high, I want to give you love. It's time for a carol scene with his mom. I know. Why are they saying I want to take you high right I wanna give you love. It's time for Carl Sine with his mom. I know.

Why are they saying I wanna take you high right before Carl Sine? That's what it is. High and like, yeah, weird, weird entrance. So Carl has a scene with his mom, and was that his uncle? No, no, the member, it's, no, it's her new, remember last season they got married,

they had like a virtual wedding. Oh no, I don't go to virtual things like that. Yeah, so she comes in. Even on TV. I'm like no, it's a screen on a screen. The bomb. The bomb violates Sharon violates the first rule of Summer House which she comes, she goes Oh, Carlos. It's Lido, Carlos Lido. So basically they're talking about, you know, she's like, Carl, are you in any relationship? Carl, Carl, are you? And every time he's like, well, I'm dating a girl, she's like, she always gets the most disappointed.

Every season she's done it. She's like, Carly, you're seeing anybody? Oh, the work is girl. Oh, Carly, wow. So is it true that you're dating the girl from Love Island? Yeah, I am. And she doesn't part a lot, which is great. She doesn't have a lot of personality either,

which is also sort of cool. Barely talks, which is fun, and sort of looks out vagantly into nowhere. I love that part of her. You know, they say that you should like me sober a year before you buy new white pants, but I've already broken that. And so like, to like do this like, see, plus there's not really a spark there.

You know what I mean? Like, and I'm feeling pressure, because like, she's really into me. And like, she keeps like there's not really a spark there. You know what I mean? And I'm feeling pressure because she's really into me. And she keeps taking whatever I throw at her. I'm like, so where? She's like, great. And I'm like, my pants got stained. She's like, great. I was like, it was really good in volleyball.

High school. She's like, oh my god, let's get married. I just want to explain slow mom. She goes, well, you know, you're going to know and you know. And things aren't going forward right now. Maybe there's a reason for that. I hate her. I saw her on TV. Please, dump her! I don't want her as my daughter-in-law. She goes, you know, Carl, you do have a problem with people being interested.

Oh, Carl. So then, um, Thursday, party, let's party, it's a Thursday, let's party, it's a Amanda and Kyle are going to therapy. I love their their their their business so passive aggressive already. She's like so it's been two weeks and see sides other so I guess we got a little out of rhythm with what we were working on. You guys think you're the only ones who got bills? I need you to be in my office and ring Thursday. Therapy basically turned into chialat too in the morning,

rhythmless, so I hope you guys are happy with that. So I was like, the last few weeks have been really intense. Like, we're like, we're hanging on the threat because it's like logistics, you know, like we got, we look to the napkin fucking closet. All right, we looked at a napkin closet. That's where our relationship ends. So investors told me I need to pren up with a,

what do you think of that? Oh, carries like, um, whoa, okay. Well, I think I'm not a lawyer. So, um, listen, I think that maybe you should have some lawyers to discuss that. I just really wanted to talk about the toxicity between you guys. I thought it was really funny that Amanda's buttering this whole therapy session up. She's like, won't we actually be into really good communication? Is so much better?

And like the other day Kyle and I came and like gave and gave me a server, but also a burp. I think this is going to be a good merit. Ever since he brought up pre-nubs, he's like, where do we grade, right? When I warned him about glass on the floor, he'd listen and walked around the perimeter. Then later he put it on a bag of cheese and swallowed it whole and he's still fine, you know. He's got quite a constitution. So the lady's like, well, there's going to be a discussion about a prenup.

You probably should do that with the lawyer and both of you should have the lawyer. And Carl was like, ah. At your service. I think it's just playing you planning for like breaking up. Yes, Amanda, it is planning for breaking up. Exactly right. This is the reason you keep bottles of water in your god damn laundry room, okay? Things happen. She goes, she goes, it just feels like bad luck. You know what else feels like bad luck? Watch seasons one through five of your show. Next name on Summer House.

Honey, there's Alex. Wait, no, there's no Alex. No, for real, he really was there, but then he wasn't there anymore. And straight in the middle of the day. Do you guys know when I'm on it? He's coming. He's my new flavor. No, we need... Oh my god, he's on it! I'm not engaging. I'm not engaging. Kyle, you've been falling. Lindsay Kyle. you've been falling so fast, so hard.

Do you think you're like covering up for something else? If you want to ask me, I'm like, things are in question, then let me ask you the question. I ain't never had it in summer, my girl. I ain't never had it in summer. Oh boy. And that is the end of Summer House! That's the end of Summer House! Thank you Detroit so much for having us back for a third time!

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