Watch What Crappens - The 2019 Golden Crappies - Live from Hollywood!

Episode Date: January 7, 2019

Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, and confused waiters. It's our biggest award show yet, with special appearances by Tom Sandoval, Katie Cazorla, Courtney Frain, Annabelle Desisto, Nadine Rajabi, Brandy Howard, Lea Black, Danny Pellegrino, Lara Marie Schoenhals, Jackie Schimmel, Stassi Schroeder, Ariana Madix, Kate Chastain, and Captain Sandy Yawn! Plus, a very special muscial performance. A night of a thousand stars!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Invictumize to me, broken bed! That's loud, right? You guys, this is so exciting. Hold on, I'm trying not to call it that. The buzz is the sound of excited people right at talk about Bravo. I hear it going. This is obviously, we're here in Los Angeles,

so we were officially kicking off award season in LA. I'd like to give this award to Moonlight. We are so excited that you guys all came down. Last year was the first time ever that we did the crappies in front of an audience, and I was super awesome. And so then it was so successful that we moved up to the big room at the improv. And you guys just like packed it, it's amazing. The rooms changed, but the Martinez stay the same. Yeah. You know, looking over this list of people

who were nominated this year, I was like, wow, this is a shit show. 2018 has been a total shit show. It has been a shit show in the news. It has been a shit so in the news. It has been a shit so personally Ramona shit on a floor The man shot in the bed and And it's and it's triggered as everybody was by 2018 Yeah, I would like you to remember this year because when you're old and you're telling your grandkids your great-grandkids

What happens? You're gonna get to say Donald Trump was president and Ramon is shit on a floor Who needs to watch a train getting vented? So we're like really very flattered that so many guys came a lot of you guys came from like far and abroad like Orange County San Francisco we got the Bay Area bitches here We got people from across the country Florida Florida where you from DC New Orleans Canada were books are

really expensive that's all I ever think about with Canada you guys have a different book price I find it very offensive So this is also the this is the first year that we have turned the voting over for the of the crap and the crappies over to the listeners. Previously we always just chose it. And very excited to say that nearly 12,000 people voted in this thing. Which is a lot for us. That's as many people as vote for mayor. Yeah. So we're super sorry.

I made an effort with this jacket, but fuck this jacket, okay? That is a 4xL. Have you ever tried ordering ship from China? Yeah. I had to get out my home depot, Mecher tape, which is hard. You know, it's like you pull it out and it stays a stick, like it's metal. And I'm soft.

It was very difficult. Yeah. Just count one little child that made your outfit. And I was like, I've been about four children confident in the jacket I need. And it worked. So thank you, China. Yes.

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these lovely crap this is the first year that our awards have leprosy. So, I was like, these aren't turning gold, and then I threw them into a bag, and if they touched each other, they started ripping off the plastic dip. So they're like, eww. So why don't we get started with this show, shall we? Let's get started! All right.

Now, for our first category, we actually have two presenters. The second presenter is just added. I hope the second presenter is ready for this. Second presenter? Are you ready if you know what I'm saying? You guys, we're done. Yeah, I'm ready, bro. Dude!

Yeah! Dude! Here to present the award for most shocking moment is Katie I wore like club promoter on Haas. I like that. Oh my God, thank you guys so much for coming. Thank you. Thank you. I wore a give him Ben Ronde.

I'm just, I'm just saying. Yeah, it's very strong. It's appropriate. It's glam and chic. You know, when we came out with those shirts, a lot of people were like, running, you're not that thin. And I said, wait till you see the boobs on our audience members.

When they put that shirt on, my head will grow. And it keeps us. Accurate size. Accurate size. Annette Finichillo. So you guys, why don't you read to the audience, the nominations and afterwards,'re gonna discuss the pics Okay, we'll just go like one after oh my god. I know my voted for

Okay, so this is the most shocking moment Ashley tells Catherine. She's not a good mother southern Ashton goes overboard below deck Jack's almost drowns, Vanderpupples! Yeah! Jeff and Jenny break up, flipping out. Aww, it's so shocking. Polarious. It is shocking.

Steven Outs Karls, sort of, summer house. Okay. Karl, Karl, Karl, Karl. Karl, Karl. I'm gonna call Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl We've had people get engaged before. I think they're here too. I saw them. They're right there. She looks good. Stephen Outscarls sort of summer house. I mean, wait, wait, wait, wait to be honest, um, not just a pretty face. Okay, so Moe Deak Samuels crashes into a small tree and then almost a larger tree! R-H-L-P-Match.

Let's see, uh, uh, Durinda, Mox, Luann, for her much time. So fun! And so fun! Oh my God, you guys! You guys, I voted for this one one You know what's gonna happen Ramona takes a shit on the floor in Columbia I feel like whenever we're in doubt and have nothing to say just say Ramona shit on the floor Yeah, it always works. It always works. Yeah, I've agreed

Last but not least a police officer through a bloney sandwich Last but not least a police officer through a bologna sandwich The excitement is it's too much too much The best part of that was when she was like and then I bid into it. There was a mustard The girls How do you not know a bologna says it comes with plastic? I think that was her first ever Belonis sandwich. Or sandwich. Yeah, she was horrified.

As one is. So guys, what was your most shocking moment? If it's not on there, then just say it. We don't get it. Oh. Come on, you got something to say. I guess, Jack's. Oh, my.

This is not a test. You can't cheat. Okay. There's no right answer. I'm thirsty. It's too much. It's too much. I don't want. I'm... Yeah. When in doubt, Ramona shits the floor.

Listen, I just have to see that. I just have to see that. I just have to see that. I just have to see that. You know you're on camera. Okay. You know you're on camera. Think of your most embarrassing moment of life.

Like there's so many of these things like Ash, like you know, tells Catherine she's not a good mother, Jackson. I think of your most embarrassing moment of life. Like there's so many of these things like, Ash, you know, tells Catherine she's not a good mother, Jackson, I'm sure, whatever who cares. But to take a shant in your pants on camera forever. Yeah. That actually be kind of a proud moment for me. But the good thing is, is that Romana didn't even care. She didn't.

I love that it says, I love that it says when when in, like, in Columbia, like, is that, like, when in Rome, like, when you're in Columbia. What in the world? It's got a shit on the floor. When in Columbia, shit on a record. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Well, now I know what to do when I go to Cartagena. Yeah. Do a bunch of Coke and then just take a shit on a random hotel floor. It works All right, you guys want to you guys want to read the IAS want to open up like yeah This is this is we'll do it together Lean back Ronnie all right, she's opening it. It's got a poop emoji on it a poop emoji on it. What? You voted. You fucking voters. Ashley tells Catherine she's not a good

mother. It's so good. You guys thank you so much for coming up and presenting. Thank you so much. Can I keep this? Yes. Oh and you guys also please take an award to give oh yeah Either Ashley nor Catherine or here except their award so on their behalf will be Tom and Katie Katie don't forget to take your crappy award you get a leprosy crappy Thanks for coming Have fire shit we did it We did it. We did it. We did it. Our first category.

First category. We did it. We did it. We did it. Thank you for betraying me while you were sitting next to me. You guys, I know that this is not from 2018, but I'm so excited to watch Lisa Vanderpump cry for a year. And I love her.

I love her. But my favorite Lisa Vanderpump is victim Vanderpump cry for a year. And I love her. I love her. But my favorite Lisa Vanderpump is victim Vanderpump. Yes. And girl, we got, I got a whole Photoshopped opening to prove it. Yeah. Well, we all love a broken bed. I feel bad for the people who got dragged along to this show tonight because they're like more so than any other crap and show. This one's crazy. Makes no sense. All right. All right. And now to present the most perfectly bravo moment of 2018,

please welcome to the stage one of the two Chuddy Girls and the showrunner and executive producer of below deck med, Miss Cotney Frane and Nadine with Jobby. I'm sorry I actually had to take some time I just bought sheen's ebook Oh, yes Okay, we can Rob can read my book to seven minutes or less You must be little woman. I love it. Hi guys Welcome back Nadine and welcome to your first crap show ever core name. You guys are the best fans. I hope you guys I hope you

guys all follow two judgy girls and if you don't you should start right now. If you're not watching below deck mid you miss not honey. What a great by way what a great year for the entire below deck universe, right? Both are so good. They're so so good. Just a fan. We might what there is somebody from below deck here. Is that a surprise? It's you. It's a surprise. You just wait at the weights Darling, wait to give away the Nintendo before the cheese been lit. And somebody from Hodeck Med might be, but that's not me. Okay, why don't you just fucking explode every...

What? Every surprise that's ever been made. Santa's not real kids. So you guys are going to be doing the category for most perfectly bravo moment. There's like a moment that happened. I was like, oh, this is so bravo. You know, the moment that we all live for. So why don't you guys read the nominations? I'm going to support you by profusely sweating

during your reading test. I'm going to drink some beer. So Bruce calls Bucatini his spirit pasta from Top Chef. Great. And can we talk about this too? Not yet. We'll get to it now. We'll do the nominees. Frig Mimes' hand.

Just trying to stab his wall with the butter knife. The second charm. Mimes' hand. Okay. Dolvreet and Teddy get into a feud over wine glasses. P.K. P.K. P.K.

P.K. This is not okay. It's from R-H-O-B-H. Go ahead. Is 3D air worth so much? 3D air. You guys, what would you do? 3D air seems loading stuff into her car. Don't worry. See what I hear. We're just going to drop a black her and then point to it.

I'm afraid of the reason Isis, aren't you? Sorry. No Isis, too. Like, I'm literally afraid of ISIS so I Saw Cynthia Bailey last night at soho. Oh, yeah, that's right. I went to soho house. I Didn't I didn't know they regretted it. I did not Ronnie. I didn't know there was a kitchen island up there I Like literally nothing happened to Cynthia like what am I gonna do? How's your leaf blower? You know I just wanted to say so how has carry on Camer things she's accused of bashing an adopted baby real house like a young. Kern Huber holds a press conference in Potomac.

Yes, great moment. So proud. Kristen throws water in James's splashes, Lola, and Stagg, man about rules. Ramona Poison's Bethany with fish. Tinsley cries over her eggs real house I think you are. And Toya sees a crab and instinctively punches Contessa in the boob married to men.

So what for you guys on this list or. It out. This is hard to watch over. You see. So. Follow land. for you guys on this list or this is so hard. It's hard to watch over Lucy. This is so hard. This is so hard. This is so hard. This is so hard.

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Yeah, it was sort of like a totally like underappreciated moment in like the broccoli. And like you couldn't eat the nuts until you watch the press conference. Yes. Like no food allowed. And like you have to hide it to live 2019. Yes, I supported.

Okay, great. There were a couple actually, can we first talk about the, oh my gosh, stop. I think we should talk about Tinsley crying, oh yeah, the wine glass. Duret and Teddy get into a few number wine glass. By the way, there's a lot.

But like, who the fuck, it wasn't her fucking fault. And by the way, I don't like Duret. I'm just gonna put it out there. This is producer talk also. Yes. This is producer talk. Really? We don't have to like Duret, Fiddoret,

to like you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Right now. Thank you. Ronnie. We don't have to like to eat for the eat to like Thank you Ronnie but I wasn't her fault. It was a bartender's fault Yeah, but then the really cool girl just under I'm down to look at me my lover jacket you guys were leather just like me It was only $10,000 But tinsley crying over her eggs, I have an orphanage in my fucking uterus, dude. Like, we're all crying over our eggs.

I don't know, I think for me, I think of this list. I do have a soft spot for Cameron, thinking that she was accused of bashing an adopted baby. What about Sandy melting down on Hannah? Oh, but the toes. About the toes. Oh, sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to do? Not a joke. Maybe you should, though, because I feel like it would be very helpful. Just Sandy doesn't have a fan just watching a show.

Well, before this turns into a perfectly bravo moment on its own, why don't you guys read the winners? Also, I think you all need to see like this emoji poop like holding a purple- There was an emergency trip to a sticker store today I didn't need to call it out there and I'm so sorry It's okay I'm gonna see you too

And the winner I'll let you the winner is Fuck, we didn't even talk about this Craig, my best friend is Sam Whoa, with a power knot I'm cute, a little gold every trigger How could we not talk about him? Oh, I mean, who does that?

I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that?

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I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that? I mean, who does that? I don't All right now the next category Oh Speed walking. Oh! Oh! Unfortunately, like any true award show, we don't have time to get through all the categories. So in a ceremony held earlier this evening,

the following awards were given out. Hottest Bravo Liberty, Craig Hanova, Southern Charles! There's something about a man that refuses to get a fucking job. It's like universal. She says pillows. Craziest crazy face goes to the half-lecker Ashley. Southern Charles. And excellence in bone-carrying and and shits during goes to a legend

Kristen Dodie from Bannerpump rules Seriously, seriously Kristen is here to do her interpretive dance of saying seriously a lot seriously Thank you, Kristen. I love Kristen. And now the next award. The next award is for a non-regular cast member. Now this doesn't mean a non-cast member, because obviously I would just give it to the guy I made to dry clean, because he's great. But this is a best non-regular cast member. So to present this award, we're bringing up someone we have on our show, but never credit.

Miss Annabel the Sisto, a matter-of-rolling compliment. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. How's your doing double-tests? Now I know we're not allowed to give awards from this like this night to people but best cost to me goes to Miss Asa's Soul Time for. Who are you?

That's a cap time. Asa's so sweet for noticing, I'm so simple and understated. Wow, you really did it. You pay attention to details. Did you bring me this drink? Who brought me this? No, I Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. I would carry something guys. I like literally practice going up and down this step like eight times I know I was like I'm so proud of you. I practice more than they did It's very scary. All right, so Annabelle, why don't you read the nominees for Best Non-Regular Cast

Member? OK. Discuss. Collie's mom from below deck. Hey, Collie. I hope you win the award. It was for me, Collie. Oh, you're doing great.

I'm there, Collie. If she was my Uber diver, I would not know. I have no idea who this person is De Simmons Linda and Vicki's office Burst is he pit in the window Marlow Hampton, Master Pearson, I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding.

Patricia Alchulz, and Vita. From Shaza Sunset. You look like piece of Buddha, yeah. Well, Vita got some lukewarm reception. Vita,warm reception because Vita makes Casey Anthony look like a good mother she is terrifying I'm from Florida I'm a lot to say that subcategory you know we act by way we have a major oversight which is that we forgot to also nominate Marge. Oh, wow. Wow. So sorry. Apologies from the Academy.

It's like when Courtney loved and get nominated that time. It really took the legitimacy out of this. It really does. It really does. Now it feels like these mean nothing. I know. It's shocking. So who are your, what's your personal faith?

Or did we miss somebody? He's not on here, but I would like to nominate Glenn Kyle's party planner. Oh You know God bless his heart. He's made literally he's made it 11 seasons you guys He's the only person who sweats more than Ronnie Hardest working man Hardest working man Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Listen, I better see you waking up a Ted Turner in your bed before you're ever gonna get anything from me Marlowe Hampton I Love her. She is my career idol

Well Lord knows you practiced in that All right, so let's see. Yeah, who's your favorite? Did you say she's Marlowe? Oh, Glenn? Oh, Glenn I'm so sorry. Sorry pull the sound of all Marlow Glenn oh Glenn oh sorry sorry pull the sound of all Just kidding no, it's just like my podcast no one's listening. It's Okay, Amy winner for best non-cast member is Patricia all shouls from Southern charm And I mean who doesn't do what she did now when you see someone you don't like and you just go some of it's a friend

Oh, yeah, just walks away like in a mall. You just like some of it that Well Annabelle, thank you so much You guys go listen to a podcast I don't know the compliments you guys I really felt like my hair looked amazing and you're so well great work great work great work and as Annabel leaves let's announce our next category love you Annabel I don't know compliments listen next up to present the award for breast breast breast breast darling this is the eyes. Best brother storyline in need of dying.

Please welcome Dumb Gay Politics, Julie Goldman, and Brandy Howard. I just did that line and I woo. You know, I also recognize these two from the People's Couch, also from the People's Couch. That's canceled. And I was like, just leave bush out of this. If they're dead, they're dead. Leave them alone.

Dumb gay politics is still a happy kickin'. The podcast is so successful, guys. Really paying the bills. Yeah. Thank you, Bravo. Thank you, Vanderpump. So successful guys really paying the bills. Yeah, thank you bravo Thank you, Vanderpump Best canceled show the people's couch now. Don't get Lifetime achievements Sorry, I love it. I was making sure my butt crack was into this side of the audience because poor things

I'm so sorry. It's like when you sit in the shambles section and you get splashed. That's why we have to rotate. There's always a section that gets my peri-ass crack on there. Oh my god, there's a man right there. Yeah. I know.

Does it make sense? It's like three of them. The main trick is opening up closer. This isn't safe. There's another one. Yeah. They're men everywhere. It's crazy.

Oh, God. OK, guys, so let's read some nominations. OK, so what is it? Bravo storyline, most in need of diet. Yes. OK, so 50 cent. Yes. That's Cynthia called herself 50 cent.

Yes. Yes. Oh, plastic Cynthia Because she was turning 50 for like five years, you know how so I do No, she came outside while I smoke and she went like this And then she went back inside like basically nothing for those of you who are in there She looked right about, so we're in, like, kept walking. And then she went back inside and guessed she

used with heel of j-heel. Oh, my heel. Did she have her own eyewear on? Oh, god. Even she won't wear that. What about a backpack? Were she wearing a backpack? A backpack.

They wouldn't let you into Soho House wearing Cynthia Bailey. Because Cairo still needs to spec that. Okay, then we have Chris's Black Dick from Real House I have a Potomac. We'll bring that a lot of green. I enjoyed saying it. So I don't want it to die. I was jealous, I couldn't say it.

You can say it now. Chris's Black Dick. I said Dick too. The best part of that was that there was, did you guys remember there was like some random picture of like a naked guy That just like surface on the internet that's like look this is Chris in his black dick. I was like look nothing like him I still believe it's him. I don't care It's in my photos right now You do this one, OK. Raising kids is hard. Bar won't.

Obviously, that one probably won't. Want to be exciting when Vanderpom passed kids? Of course she will. They're like drinking and raising kids is hard. I would watch that. That would be too bad. That would have been a good one. I'd feel like Jessica Tandy would crawl out of there from cocoon and just

I don't know just got to gondol but I support it single Lindsay from summer house Can I up that and just say Lindsay is a story to me to die? Lindsay not as a person now. No, just like on my television, you know. People don't leave TV and die. Trust me, we live in LA. We see them all over the place.

They buy themselves billboards, get themselves pink cars. Yeah. I'm talking about Ben, you know. That's true. That happens. This one, Vaj Raju. You guys are tired of the Vajraju. Ronnie's gonna get it.

I'm getting food poverty to me. Exactly. But it totally works. I'm so tight. I literally don't even know what a vagina is. Me neither. We're happy to show you. Ah, they forget the entrance. Ben's like, they forget the entrance.

Ben's like, where's the clip? No one knows. I literally take it from Julie. Do you know how good Noah's that was on that one Seinfeld episode? With her name rhymes with a part of female anatomy. And for years I was like, I don't get it. Delores. What was her name? Delores.

Ah. I was... What was her name Dolores? I can't turn in Brit. Who's Dolores? I hate that show. Okay. Okay, you say this one. Okay, weddings. That one, I think. Oh my god. Just in general. It's 2019 now. Stop it. Just stop it. Go to the city hall. I'm not buying you shit because you decided to be with some more than two years. So what is for you guys? What is like the most Harrison's like storyline? I'm probably just just needs to just go away. Well we, for me it, however, MJ can get married every minute.

And also, she can get badge for June by frankly too. There isn't one storyline that we would be tired of with her. And Leah could do, Leah could get badge, Leah Black, yes. She can get her and Roy for New Their Bows. And we'd watch that. She could renew her vows while she's getting better at it. I would watch watch that. Yes, honestly, I would watch anything that lia's on if you That's right exactly not just saying that it's for real any storyline Okay guys this up to you. Oh, no, it's not up to you. We changed it this year

Yes, it is up to America I cannot wait for Beverly Hills. Can you tell? I'm going to open the hair. I cannot wait. OK. The Moonlight joke's already been done. But let's this bitch doesn't have her glasses on. Cost two.

OK, the winner is, you want to say it? It's BadgerJewve, guys. Come on. Thank you. Come on, Brandi Glantville loves it. Thank you guys so much. Brandi Hartto-goal man. Check out their podcast Big Dumb Gate, dumb gate politics. Sorry, I know I added a syllable off. Love you girls. Don't leave me, it's not time.

Okay, what's next Ronnie? Ben, what is next? Oh my gosh. And one of our good friends that we're always with. Okay, what's next Ronnie Ben what is next? Oh my gosh and One of our get all one of our good friends that we're always with Outstanding achievement in business and self promotion our queen I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I love that even not currently being on television you can cause so much shit. I went to your New Year's Eve party and the Facebook groups are still pissed off. At all the drama that went on, you are a queen.

And who ever stole her toilet paper holder, how dare you? Who does that? I am sad that we do not have a special crappy for this hat, because the hat is my favorite thing in the world. Well, we're in Hollywood. I think I thought I was at the Golden Gloves. But I'm happy to be here. I heard it's more important than the Oscars.

Well, there's more people voted. There are a lot of drunk white people, so... Oh! So Leah had this really great party and when the next day she said, my glasses are all gone! They're gone! So much stool my glasses! So he said I'm going to bring you the watch-wack crap in glasses. Oh yeah, some advertising in there glasses. So he said I'm gonna bring you the watch what crap in glasses. Oh yeah, I get some advertising in there girl.

Yeah, I do. So then she showed up, because I was mad. Like I went on the broadcast and I was like, someone stole glasses. Yeah. Oh, it's like, ooh, it lives like this. You're in a fight, they do it home. So the day she comes and she goes,

oh, I figured it out. All those glasses I said were stolen. We're in the dishwasher. Ha ha ha ha ha. were stolen from the dish. Oh, how fun is that? And Miami at my house, the housekeepers would never leave them in the dishwasher. They would put them up, but here,

natural, naturally, all along, all right. You hire five hot gay guys to work your party. That's how we roll. We're like, down the dish,

last year, boom. So Leo's podcast You hire five hot gay guys to work your party. That's how we roll. We're like, they're in the dishwasher. Oh, hi. Hi. So Leo's podcast is called Lunch with Leo. You guys can catch it every Wednesday, no? Everyone go listen to that one. We dish all the dirt, not all the gossip, but all the inside scoop.

Yes. Well, I thought my party was really like a Dishing Dirt. I mean, Kelly Dot came in after Heather and met Dono, the one after her, and then Heather, and I think Annabelle had a little thing. And then we had Lisa and Walter, and Heather had a little thing, and then Jeff and Heather had a little thing.

I was like, geez, like a reality show. Where the camera is? It really was. I was walking around like that gate that I hate on Bravo. I was walking around like that gate that I hate on Bravo. I was like, putting glasses in the dishwasher. Who can I tell? Oh my god. All the gossip. Who else was there?

Oh, Tom Arnold came in. He was fabulous. I loved him. I think he's the one that stole the toilet tissue out of bathroom. I'll bet he sure did. He snorted it on his way out of it. No! No! Because I have this toilet tissue with Trump's face on it, and it was missing. So I was thinking, who would be the one that might steal that?

Well, you also have Michael Avanotti there. He would have taken it there. Oh, he got it taken it too. Yeah. Yeah. That guy is highly fuckable in real life, by the way. Stormy was missing. That was the only thing. Next time, goals, party goals. Well, tonight, we are here to discuss outstanding achievement in business and self-promotion.

Something you're excellent at, by the way. I'm excellent at self-promoting myself. Don't you have some handbag? Weablack.com, everybody. Weablack.com. Costume com costume jewelry handbags skin care now all these jewels are real because I would never show up at a fake party with fake jewelry That's right All right, so why don't you own a team? For outstanding achievement in business and self-promotion,

Countess and friends, that's the little Cadre act, Beverly Beach, the Baskin' Baking, that bikini thing. I like Dorena, I think she's like hysterical to watch. Dorenda. Dorenda. Dorenda was selling bikini that bikini thing I like to read I think she's like hysterical to watch I Rinda was selling bikini. I just like the craze that craze here. They are the more like them So she's alright cracks pillows. I don't know what that is Neither do we neither do we

It's sort of a concept art sort of thing. They're not really, they're never really worth so much. This is more like just a pattern. Oh, I know, I know, he's some Southern Tornin' in just some things. Yes. Dossie told me that. We can't. Ladom fragrance by Karen Hulger. That's hard to sell.

Nobody buys their fragrance without trying it. Yeah. Unless, of course, I curate it. Oh, of course. I curate it. Oh, of course. Do you have a fragrance? I don't have a fragrance. Lymphinity dress.

So that's the dress that you can wear all different sort of clothes. That's a good product. You can have a sleeve. You can have two sleeves. You can have a dress. You can have a scarf. You can have a cape. I know some drag queens that would like that.

Not for lazy moms. What is that? Not for lazy moms. That's from real ass lives of it. Tell me. Yeah, this lady made a website called not for lazy moms But it's like multi-level marketing selling other stuff. It's really weird Oil doesn't really make and she got saved on the internet because she has like five nannies and stuff And she's like this is not for lazy moms. it's like it's multi-level marketing and you have mannies I was literally for lazy moms I was rooting for her because I thought but now that I know she has my I'm always for the underdog so I'm not gonna reach she's not the underdog real real for real cuisine by Shannon Bedora

I like that raise up be obsessed what is raise up Sest over that's Raise up the obsessed. What is raise obsessed over? That's raise up the obsessed. That's so Persian. It's so Persian. What's the obsessed over? Today I like dice. So I'm going to sell dice. You can put them in your hand and shake them up and put them down.

And they give you numbers. Hashtag, Reza be obsessed. By the way, this is the same stage where Resa did his stand up act. The spirit of Resa's in here makes you want to be like, bitch, this is like an award show and like, bitch, I'm like Resa. That was his between. He was like, I never met the guy, but he didn't say no. He said horrible things about me and I don't even know.

He did? What did he say? What did Resa say about you? I didn't know. He was on watch what happens. And somebody said, oh my god, he said horrible things about me and I don't even know what is what he said what a rest of say about I Don't know he was on watch what happens is somebody said. Oh my god. He says horrible things about you I'm like I never met the guy can pick up a line. What did he say? Because I was like whatever my head like honey when you can have a deflawless like this and you can talk trash about me Sorry She by charade September spring. I'm only kidding summer joggers Summer joggers. Yeah, she by charade because I'm rude for her because I feel like she should have stayed on the show

And I kind of know she got a dirty hair. I agree the show needs her Pedro we're great on the show and I feel bad for her Yeah, and then the agency that's the real estate thing, right? The agency. No one with a small, minor legal problem. Yes. I'm really kidding. I'm really down to earth, simple girl. I'm really kidding.

I'm really I'm kidding. I'm kidding. OK, what? The best thing about the agency is it fronts as a real estate company. But what it really is is one of those machines that like, it's like a claw machine that's mechanical. And it just takes money out of Kathy Hilton's purse.

Okay and so for that I say you go bitch. Oh my god well they are real Beverly Hills in group. Okay so there we go. Alright okay well here. Oh outstanding business self-promotion. Oh look at that. And the winner is. Oh my god you're gonna see this little crappy thing on the back.

Oh my god man. Oh it's like perhaps for the win. I mean this little crappy thing on the back. Oh my god, man. I'm gonna say crafts for the win. I mean, this is gonna be like in my part of my art collection. Okay. And then a star, that means you're a star. The lowest hanging fruit and reality TV star, let's say. Oh, outstanding achievement in business is self promotion.

Where's your thing, Ronnie, that I brought. Oh, it doesn't you worry, it'll come out. Okay, count us in friends. Count us in friends. Yes. All right. Thank you so much, Leah. We'll love you, Carvin.

We'll love you, take out lunch with Leah. Lunch with Leah. I'm not too good to you. All right. While we say goodbye to Leah, we would like to invite up on next. Oh, actually it's just us. So who cares? the the following awards were given out. Best vacation went to Real Housewives of New York for a Carter Day night. Most impactful of meat from Summer House. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Mosuri goes to. It's a tie. It's a tie. It's a big one. of meat from Summer House. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, I can't believe I have to share this with Wart. For like a one time and a full-girl, I was like, I wanted to work for myself and John Deere Barstis meant to say, no, you don't get any awards. To this day, I can't watch the Oscars without telling Avery my best friend, Slash Dwater. Okay? and then Laura from below deck. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wow, congrats to Ramona and Laura for being still. You know, I was really aware that a new person

can be such an asshole that they get in a war like within three episodes. Congratulations, Laura. You did it, Laura. So what's it, Laura? Are you waiting for it to come? You guys are like willing her into existence. They're like, Laura! Laura! Laura! She's like, is this how you do an award show? Alright, next is one of our favorites.

Honestly, this man is too fucking hot to be doing what we're doing. No offense. No, it's true. I need so sweet and so lovable. I'm sure you guys all follow his Instagram because you should. So fittingly enough for his podcast, which is everything iconic,

Miss Backpack. Daddy Pelligrito. Oh. Oh my god, I feel so special. I'm so happy. Oh, wow. Wait, real quick, though, I'm following Leah Black and I have to say that after season two of Miami, it should not have been canceled. No, no, not at all. Like Miami, can we revamp Miami? I know season three wasn't great, but season two was amazing and I think we need to revamp it.

I, I, I, they're not going to revamp Miami then put Leah on real house as a Beverly Hills please. I know. Let's get on my back. Where was that on my back? On my back. On my back on my back I think he was also one of the first people with a folder at the reunion

Yeah, she that rings true to me Leo is that true that you're one of the first folder carriers in a reunion you're like How like how deep are those characters because every time someone reaches behind those cushions There's like a ball I know it's like all sorts of bull horn It's like a rope. It's like one of those ropes comes out that like never stops coming out So I saw on Twitter Lisa Rinnis saying make me a sign Danny. Did you make her little read in signs? Oh my god, so like someone reached out to me from Lisa Rinnis camp. They were like you make me signs And I was like I'm not an artist I was like, I'll tell you what to put on the signs, but I can't make the sign. Come on Danny some poster board and glitter fucking stick

Look, I got it like I'm not good at art. It's a call me. You look at my leprosy crappies I know, but they did okay, but wait, so they Lisa Rennas did film confessionals where she holds up signs that say things like Like next or I don't know what they say, but thank you next yeah like random things where she'll be saying Oh, we're the fuck you. Yeah, were those your sons? I like gave her suggestions I was like here's right on them, okay, and then I don't know what they did with them exactly But they her assistant or someone from her party They did write me and say like they went over well okay they did like a sign they're like well I should have brought some

tonight like fuck you no not fuck you know it's okay you could have done it so Danny you could just tell us fuck you I'm like sweating and Katie because Orlo was like powdering me before I came up here she's like it's more powder. This is like a real award show This is the best award show because everything is seated. That's what I think is good about everything is what? Seated yeah I love a seated joke. Danny. We brought you up here to talk about the most deeply satisfying Moments of the year. I know what all of these moments were so satisfying I know and there were so many that didn't even make the list truly truly

So why don't you read the nominers? Okay, so I'm gonna the first one is anytime Naomi is mad at someone and Naomi can be a star A star was born this season with Naomi like she became a star Lady Gaga wishes Yeah, she was amazing the next one is Chandler gets fired Fuck Chandler that was good Chand below that, fuck Chandler. That was good. Chandler. I hate Chandler. I fucking hate him.

Yeah, I do not work. That ice cream, I'm not count. No. Remember when Captain Lee was like, I'm going to eat that ass for dinners. I'm going to eat that ass. Captain Lee was like, I'm going to eat that ass. Do you feel like best? Do you feel like best, is?

Do you ever feel like Captain Lee sort of has like, Madlib's going out with the sails? He's just blurting out words. I don't have five assholes and three pork chops for a carnival like that. You're like, okay. Break my arm and shove it up a baby's ass. I'm done. It's like, what?

If I got to leave one more goddamn firm face pillow I'm gonna get off this boat and join the circus If the tree falls on a whore in the forest is anybody there to eat dessert Cherry cobbler you can put a pepper in a pickle jar, but it doesn't mean it's a pickle. Yes You're like oh, but it's like a hug. It's a good point. It's like a down home Tampa hug. Yeah. OK, wait, so the next one is my queen, Chris and Dodie. She, her walking away, hobbling off on crutches

to the kitchen. You guys, that moment. That was so nice. I tried to find that, like, I tried to find a gift of it. I cannot find a gift anywhere. It's like, why is it not the more it's too good? It's too good. Like, people don't want to look at it.

It's like the sun. It's like, it's too beautiful. And when that happens, you know when something so good happens that you remember your own way, like it attaches from reality and you add your own details? Like, did you really hobble away going, oh, fuck you. Oh, oh, oh. To me, it was like, you know when people say, like, when you have a near-death experience

or life goes to slow motion, for me, that shot was slow motion. To me, that was like a 30-minute shot of her just trying to balance those crutches, those little holy floor things. I could have watched that for hours. Hours. I could have just watched her walk in crutches to get any justice. I want to see her getting out of that hospital in the crutches.

I want to see her walk in the car. To McDonald's. Anywhere she's walking in the crutches like I want to see her getting out of that hospital in the crutches. I want to see her walking car. I'll make Donald's like anywhere she's walking in the crutches I need to see her. She has a history of crazy injuries too. They're all amazing. Yeah. She does her shoulder out a lot. Yeah. Okay, you guys. So the next one is... Seriously? The next one is fucking Kyle Richards. Oh my god. Get sick from a horse That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Wow. I just love that a beautiful horse ride You're wearing horse fur right now like you're like literally not gonna die then she got the new teeth Ramona gets stuck in an elevator. Yeah.

Yeah. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you put Ramona in a glass box? It'd be something like this. Yeah. Hello, hello. That was pretty good, because no one even noticed, huh? Yeah, she's now elevating like,

Hello. And she. Hello. I'm pretty sure they all noticed. And don't know. She's not elevating me. Has the. And she. I'm not the stas. I'm pretty sure they all notice. And we're like, let's just ignore it. Ignore it. Leave her in there.

She also, she had an injury. Speaking of crutches, she had the footage. Yes, she was like in a wheelchair for some reason. God, that trip was so fun. Like, there's like weird things floating around. It's this, it's Leah Black floating over here. OK. Leah Black has left, floaty rich residue.

No. Okay, you guys, the next one is a good one. It's Sheena's Force to Eat a Chicken Sandwich. It was like a little half a chicken sandwich. It's all happening. I've said since season one, that Vanderpump rules is a front for human trafficking. And I still believe it, okay?

And it's broken bird now, but back in the, when we started, we would just call them broke down hose. Because like, all you all got to do was be somehow who is broken in some way, and she'll keep you forever, and she still does it. And that was just a perfect moment. Like, she, you're going to eat. That chicken sandwich.

You're gonna eat the sandwich. You broke down ho! There were some hot sauce gruddle undertones. I liked it. While we're here, I know that's not my purpose here, but can we just recognize the Sir Dumpster? Because I feel like it's going to sew much. Yes.

And I feel like a round of applause for that dumb- The back alley. The front rower is giving us so much. We just had a lot of stuff. I'm for the surf fridge. They all do scenes in front of me. 22 minutes. I like Jackson's little bar in the garden. I thought that was a

We're it's very durable. Yeah, okay the next one is Stasi has a birthday meltdown while dressed like a zombie. Yes It's my birthday. It's my fucking birthday. I Will say that was missing a fucking But now we said it That's my fucking birthday. But now we said it. That was it now we have a very good boy. Perfectly, very good. But she did leave Kristen and Katie with the tab.

No matter who wins, yes bitch. Yes. Thank you, that was so good. Okay, the final nominee is Vicki nearly loses a finger on the Rob's course. My finger! Oh, it's Janina! I don't have a core. I know, huh? I don't know what to do. Vicki, huh? Oh,! I don't have a core!

I don't want to turn Mickey! Oh, maybe I don't have a core! Well, maybe Mickey wouldn't be losing a figure if I hadn't gained 60 pounds because of her! So I played you fucking bitch! Oh, I didn't mean to! I didn't mean to! I didn't mean to! God, that was an awful season of Orange County, but that episode was amazing.

It was that episode and that crazy dramatic episode. Almost made a work. I gave it some things. You know, I mean, I laughed. Okay, well, we just get to make fun of it. So some of those seasons, last season of Beverly Hills, we thought was hilarious too. So what do we know? We're excited for Beverly Hills to come back and that

Yeah, trailer looks amazing They're back they knew that they screwed up like three seasons in a row so they were like okay We need to give them something yeah, yeah, yeah, so Danny These are the the nominees would you have one that you think? Okay, I love all of them. I love when she knows force to eat a chicken scene. Yeah, my favorite though. I mean, and also Vicki with the finger on the rope. That rope was. I did the ropes, of course, too. I went to the Orange County ropes, because I wanted to see what they went through and the guy that Ran it told me that they didn't actually do it. He said that they hoisted them up and then hoisted them down.

Whoa! Wow! I'm up and then we sit them down Wow, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I fucking I like that you raised the roof for your own like But I heard it I heard it from the man He said wow he said they just would put him up there and then they would grab a crane and bring him down He said the only one person did it. He said it was bicky But really like we were like looking and we're like it was really, right? And he's like I don't fucking know their name. It probably was June out. So, you know, one of us actually did the blonde luggage. Like could you be more specific?

The leathery blonde. And then it was, I know it's a no-one. But anyway, but my choice would be Kristen hobbling off on the crutches. Yeah. That's my choice. I'm leaving my truth. I think that's my favorite moment of these, although I was deeply satisfied when Chandler was fired. It was like, it was like weeks and weeks. It was like, ah, finally. Real quick though, like this season of below deck, like it's been the whole season's been so satisfying. Like it's insane. It's so fucking good. You know, porn, like you watch when you're like, oh my god, someone got a blowjob and it's really exciting. But then you're like, oh, it's just a blowjob.

So they have to do like crazy or crazy or shit and porn. It's like, this guy sat on a traffic cone. You're like, on board. That's what below deck is like this season. It's like, okay, we fired somebody. We fired somebody else. Okay, let's have, let's bully somebody with a radio. Bully somebody with a, with a okay, you know

I mean, it's like a it's like a it's a bucokey of goodness. I'll grab a load back Okay, you guys speaking of bucokey of goodness The winner is the man that captain Lee famously said he's gonna eat us out Chandler gets fired. Most people in that. Most people in that. Most people in that. Most people in that.

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I'm not going to get you I'm not going to get you I'm not going to get you I'm not going to get you I'm not going to get you I'm not going to get you I'm not going to get you I'm not going to get you I'm not going to get you Except that on behalf of Chandler.

Yes, it's actually kind of fun. It's all right. So you know, these awards are so much fun and Ben and I were talking earlier like this is our Christmas party, you know, because over the years Who do you meet like we talked to each other? Okay, and we're not even there with each other. We're in our kitchens. He's in his office. I'm in my kitchen. Yeah. And over the years, we've met so many just obviously wonderfully hilarious people. And this is really the only way to get to see each other. So thank you for coming to our little Christmas party. Now that said, sometimes I just got to be with Ben.

Yeah, so this next award will be presented by us. Classic Rapins. Most instantly iconic live. Yeah, speaking of Danny Pellegrino, iconic. All right, so these are the direct quotes, verbatim quotes that came out of 2018 that we felt were the most iconic. And the nominees are... ULATCHICULOUS!

Countess Luanne, real housewives of New York. I'm exhausted! My weeb is exhausted! My pantyliner is exhausted. Leigh Ann Lockenville Housewives of Dallas. Let me make sure my instrument is warm. It's North of the Bostar. James Kennedy, Fanderpump rules. You land the valley of the water.

The valley of the water. During the medley, Real Housewives of New York too. We're never getting invited back to the Umbra. What's wrong with my soul, and... Craig. Craniverse, other than Sam. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. But this one does need the visual of Ramona running past the camera going You're the work You're the best, you're the worst. You're the worst. Early dawn, Real Housewives of Orange County.

So good, so good, so good, so good, so good, so good. Karen Huber, Real Housewives of Potomac. And finally, a dual nominee in this category. You don't support, I'll go win it, hi. Hi. You don't support. Oh, no. Winner. Hi.

Now the winner, man. I do want to do this together. Wait, is there one that's your favorite, Ronnie? Oh, yeah. I mean, I have to say the one that has stuck in my mind the most is Ramona just going, you don't pull up. Win! I know.

I just say that when Ramona gets matched, these grudges are face up like this. It looks like this. You don't pull up. Win! Her dog's in the middle of the street. It's a mouth of fucking the hike. She's like vaguely like piggybacking onto me too a little bit.

You're like, I do it like when I'm cleaning out the dishes, I'll be like, you don't, what other, other women. Yeah, I know, but I also have a soft spot for Giovanni. I'm sorry, that was just like, it was too amazing. Right, let's see who the winner is. Let's look at the winner. Let's pretend we're a beast for this one.

The Lorde Turn. Oh, I ripped it. And the winner of most instantly iconic line of 2018 is... It's not about the post-doc. It's not about the post-doc. James Kennedy. Well won. Well one well I mean it was pretty good. So I was wearing a not about the poster shirt. You know I'm also yeah first of all congratulations to James because these are very difficult this is a

difficult category. Yeah and also thank you to James because you know what, I'm a pasta eater, I'm a chunky person and I love carbs. And I'm always talking about how much I want pasta and I now have a co-cadaxion. So thanks. Thanks, founder, front-wheel. Giovanni was actually a close second place, but that one that one edged out in the numbers. So, does it mean you guys are? Are you ready for our special guest, Mitch? Hey, Mitch, you ready for this? You ready? Mitch, hey everyone, everyone give a round of applause to Mitch who's been playing that. All right, Mitch, all right everybody. We are pleased to announce that we have a very special special musical guest tonight. Fresh off of her counters and friends to her.

Not really, don't worry. Three, two, one. Hit it boys! Hit it boys. Hit it, what you gonna do? I'm gonna teach you that it's traveling, I've been present, I've been an naughty girl, I got caught, I've had riches, girl, we're shaving bitches, found the lost demand with the gawd, I make those problems put it in a bowl, mix it all up and feed my soul, I got a hand right on front saying eggs right on front saying got a little battle right on wrong that's my thing I can count on

that eggs right on front saying eggs right on front saying take the problems, put them in the mouth Shoot me with the BB I say y'all have you be me, you whitey human garbage Ellikus has learned don't let the world throw you like to count and show you take struggle in the wish and make it easy, it's exile of crime's sake. It's exile of crime's sake. It's exile of crime's sake. It's exile of crime's sake.

Incredible, edible, zimpy, I forgot to- It's exile of crime's sake. It's exile of crime's sake. It's exile of crime's sake. It's exile of crime's sake. Now for my pride, my funny side. I'm a monster, exile I'm from there Now for my pride, my funny side It's safe I'm a monster Crack, crack, crack, drop him in the boat

Add a little milk and let your wrist stroke With Swiss, with gingles on pepper Blast you short to cry with some pepper Keep it up and tell us like Bellenta Turn it on a black and tell the cops the center. Yeah! Yeah! And I'm on it. Yeah!

And I'm on it. Yeah! No, I'm born, I'm blind, my family's sad. And I'm on it. The world says no, and I say, oh-ho! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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Listen, this is what happens when a bitch don't call you back. In a ceremony held earlier this evening, the following awards were handed out. Most doomed relationship. Sheena and Ra, Banderpump Girls. Most potential, Tinsley's eggs. From Real Housewives of New York City. Most putting like, PK, Real Housewives of the House. Alright, now for our next award to present the biggest douchebag. Oh my God, Laura Marie-Soon Owen Rastani!

Woo! Well Laura! Laura, yes Laura! Get up here! Get up here! Well Laura Laura yes Laura get out here We just got the update guys Laura is the sub podcast. Sectiony podcast. Which, if you have not been listening, is doing backstory episodes on all of the Vanderpump rules people. And it's amazing.

Fanfit. Yeah. We all wonder where they came from, but I'm here to answer those questions. Yes. At long last. This is a very special category that we feel like you're uniquely equipped for. Thank you. This is the category of-

I don't know whether to take that as an insult. No, it's more complicated. Both ways, both ways. No, this is the category of biggest douchebag on Bravo. There are a lot of them. A lot, a lot to choose from. A lot of competition in this category. It's very exciting.

Yeah. Why don't you read the nominees? Okay, it would be my pleasure. a lot of competition in this category. It's very exciting. Yeah. Why don't you read the nominees? OK, it would be my pleasure. Oh my god, it's our honor. Biggest douchebag, Carl Summerhouse. Carl, Carl, Carl. Dr. Gregory, married to medicine.

Jacks, Vanderpumppool. Patrick is pretty fast. Yeah. Shane, R-H-O-C. Shane, Emma's husband. I believe we all know him as the king of snorkelsome There's one more that's not all oh wait there's one more nominee. There's one Thomas Rabinel Southern Thomas Rabinau, Southern Chard. Oh!

Wow. I feel like we're in prices right. I know, this is stuff. My heart is just racing. I know. What are your thoughts? Okay, well, I have not watched Summer House, so I don't know about Carl. All I know, he was on...

He was in the hot tub with Stasi, right? That was the boy. That was the boyot all those Aryan guys like a leg For real So Carlton but he is a straight guy who will blow you occasionally which you know I say good for you I love you. Yeah, good for you with enough coke every straight guy will blow anyone But it's so dry and that that brings me to Jack's. That would be actually my book. That's your kick?

Yeah, he's like a classic douchebag. Classic, yeah. I'm not buying any sort of like new Jack's this season. No. Talk to that. No. Well, you don't have to not buy it. You just read Twitter.

He's like, fuck you. You fat bitch. I'm like, no. I mean, Patrick was like a flash in the pan douchebag, but we never had to see him again. That's such a potent, I mean, the man bun. You were like a lingering fart. Yes.

He's like a lifetime movie that you've already seen, and you're like, well, Roblo wasn't that bad. Like you're this used to it, you know? He's gone now. Yeah, like you black out how traumatized you actually are. Yeah. And then you see him in your life. Yeah, the memories come back. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, Thomas Raminal. Thomas Raminal. Then he gets started in there. There's something. Thomas Raminal. He's heard a legend rapist. Yeah.

He's telling you about the other things. He's got a lot of rap counts against him right now. Yeah, so. Well, that's the thing in writing the categories because you have douche packs And then you've got like a douche pack, but who's also a rapist? Like does he have a leg up? You know what I mean? It feels like he's getting off easy with that time Yeah, totally yeah different work. Yeah

Great. I just feel like it's a really good point. Yeah, totally yeah, different work. Yeah, great. I just do real rap. Actually, it's a really good point. Yeah. All right. Fuck that guy. But did you say Shane from Real Housewives of Orange County? You did. Yeah, he's in there Shane. Oh, you did. He's in with some real heavy work. I know her. Yeah. All right, Laura. Well, you do the honors. You guys guys, it's my first award show.

Please. Yes. This is exciting. Living. And the winner is a biggest douchebag. Thomas Ravenel, seven times. And I have to say, Thomas, congratulations. You had quite a feel to beat on that one. Yes.

Wow. I'm triggered. I know, I'm triggered just from reading that. I'm like, Thomas won something. Like, things to talk about with my therapist on the next day. In second place, but was Patrick actually. Wow. Patrick came second.

God. Jack's must be just so happy that Thomas is dead. Jack's not placed. Jack's not placed. We're all fucking terrible people that we let Jack get away with so much. Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on you. Yes, a box on our house. Well Laura, thank you so much for coming on. Everyone goes to the sexy new podcast. You can keep this up. The sexy new podcast and stuff and sex in the city three bitch never stops working.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah. How are you? It's so hard to choose. I'm a good friend. Yeah.

I'm glad to see you. Love y'all. Thank you. All right. Love that girl. One of the best improvisers in this town. Thank you. All right, love that girl. One of the best improvisers in this town, darling, that one.

OK, are we sharing this? I'm sorry, babe. All right, and next up, to present. You know what? Some people are just built for some awards. Yeah. And I think that this one is one of those categories. This category is just called the worst.

Just the worst. And this is one of our favorite mother fuckers of all time. It's Jackie Shimmel of the Bitch Bible. Director Lourdes. How you doing Jackie? You know how much I love you guys that in four years of podcasting I've done one live fucking podcast. I was there. I went I saw it was right here.

Yeah, I know it was sad. It was dark. It was dark. Not my best. Been there trolling. Well, you know, hi. It was sad To say your husband is so much hotter in life. I mean, I've seen them on Instagram Jack you have a hot husband look look for him Uh-huh, and he doesn't know it yet, which is like the best Oh, no, I'm sorry. I think I just ruined your marriage. No, he's not listening.

He's on suicide watch right now. He's so fucking miserable. He has no idea what's going on. It's great. That's how we like him. Yeah. So welcome, babe. OK, let's get through things that we can talk about him.

Yeah, I'm so excited. I'm here. Oh my gosh. Why is this fucking mic so high? Because me, you know? Also, I'm really starting at 15 people that I just flashed my vagina to, but also your well.

You're going to say, please. You're going to say, please. Okay. They get my butt cracked, they get your vagina. It's like, you see who wins? Not you. Yep. To hell with.

To hell with. Okay. So this is for the worst. And I have some really strong feelings about this, by the way. Good. Yes, I'm excited to hear them. Okay. So Ashley Jacobs, Southern Char. Yeah. She to hear them. Okay, so Ashley Jacobs Southern Char.

Candice Dillard I didn't even know that was her fucking name by the way Real housewives of Potomac I fucking hate her. I'm just gonna say it's not okay crickets and we don't do hate here Okay It's been very celebratory until I got up on this. No, it's fine. This is the worst. This is the fucking worst. Everyone just like get on my level. Take a sip. Okay. Um, Chandler Brooks, blow deck.

Chandler, it's awesome. I don't know who that is. It's like, you don't want to. It's like every, it's like every... It's like every dude boss you've ever had. It's like every, yeah, man's planning boss you've ever had yeah Okay, gotcha gotcha it's every boss is like hey just get to table 5 honey talk to you after in the smoke and alley Sounds kind of hot not gonna lie okay Jennifer Aiden real housewives of New Jersey she has 17 fucking bathrooms

And she went to China to get her furniture by the way if you go to China I can't believe that she would say that my children are spoiled We're in Paramus and just because we have a view of the sunset like Oklahoma does not mean that they're spoiled next to the cemetery So we're gonna say if you go to China what like why the fuck would you ever brag about going to China to get your furniture? You know what I mean like if if you're, I went to Italy and I imported my career in marble, but like I fucking went to, like, why would you shine up that?

I know, it's like a mile away. It's also called Amazon. Come on, please. Okay, Kim Zolciac. Evergreen. Evergreen candidate. Evergreen candidate. Kim Zolciac is one of those

that like, she is the worst on every level But is she also the best? I mean no You know people say like I feel bad for not just ending you, but I'm gonna say no no She does you know when your friends are like self-har I said look I'm cutting and you're like that's terrible You know she that's that but it's sort of face and that's like her face is just like Her friends like that She's also problematic as fuck by the way But Koi loves her that's true. Don't you forget girl?

Yes, okay those crazy ladies on the season premiere of below deck made remember them That have dinner out of a bowl I'm not a bowl. Oh my goodness Now I have a real problem with this last one and I really was gonna send you guys are really strongly worded email last one and I really was gonna send you guys a really strongly worded email but okay it's okay I'm so fucking mad at both of you you should be ashamed of yourself okay she is a pillar of the fucking network I agree I support her she's a president of the network no she's a pillar of the network I mean Vicky mother fucking godforsen Wait

Wait a second I want to hear your defense. I'm gonna hear your department. I'm getting really really heated Defensive biggie gumbels in this is indefense of biggie gumbels in okay first of all do it You're my favorite right now like you're my hero right now. I could do it a little less booing, first of all. Secondly, it's a very hostile category. Vicki Gunvalson is the first housewife, okay, okay, okay. I get it. I'm in on the joke. I understand that she has, but by the way way she has given us so many mother fucking

Cancer scams she's given us grief. She's given us her children Turkey and acro me dirty John realness. She has given us Faking faces. Yeah, Jackie you put her on the family man Jackie you put her on the family man family van Jackie you know what Jackie have to say you have officially convinced me you have convinced me

I have to say listen you know this is not an easy room and that was a pretty deep I got a brown pan I support you Come on I support Jackie's passion because that's what this is all about to be a passion pop are you fucking so then who's the worst Jackie's passion because that's what this is all about to be a passion pop-up of Lockheed. You're not all, Kenny's. Are you fucking kidding me?

So then who's the worst? The dance move with the ringtone, dance move with the ringtone. Okay, no one knows what I'm playing time out. All right, let's move to the next one. We put her on the worst, but we would be mortified if she ever left. And we say that one of my favorite storylines of any housewives show ever is the Cancer storyline.

Yeah. I think it is. To die for! Holarius. I think she got away with it. And all the people who are doing, I want you to think back to 2016. When your asses were online commenting, she would never do that. And sometimes alternative things. And I would say you personally, you know.

Woohoo family fucking van Google family family family Okay, so now here comes the big moment the big moment Say who you think is the worst okay on paper I think that Per stats let's use stats statistically. I would say that Ashley Jacobs is pretty fucking terrible. Yeah, however, she's terrible. Given us a lot as a viewer. Am I right? That's true. Candace Dillard from Real Housewives of Potomac. She's the word. I have to say. You have to fuck her. In a way she sort of wins because she's the only name on the list that I'm just like silent for. Like, deafening silence.

Like a difference on Bravo is like, you know, like that's... And I know at least after this audience knows what Dilard's is, which is an amazing store. I mean, she should have had some applause just based on that. Yes, you're so fucking right. Right, so now. Oh my god, there's a sticker. That's Really killing it tonight. Who put those stickers on that was actually that was This is sticker so in the Grove

the worst is Ashley fucking Jacob Jackie, thank you so much for coming and doing there some I Love you Alright Done we're done with her Chelsea Ashley get out of here Ashley, okay, so guys where are we in this? We're right here. We've got so we've got a few more

Yeah, okay, so everybody I know that this is long. We decided to do this like a real award show We're gonna preempt all of the programming for the night and you're gonna wish you were dead by the end of it All right, why do I listen to this? There's still a few more to go. So in a ceremony held earlier this evening, best musical instrument of 2018 was Tom Sandivov's trumpet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, best pet expo goes to the global Pat Expo for the Shromba Rhoads.

And the best feud went to Katherine versus Ashley on Southern side. All right, for the next two categories, this is going to be talking about some contentious stuff. And so we thought, who better to talk about some about some contentious stuff and so we thought, who better to talk about some of the contentious than two former foes, turn friends. Please welcome to the stage, Ariana Maddox and Stasi Schotter! I feel like we should do some sort of like bow. Okay, so last year when you guys had me present one of these things I was towards the beginning Yeah, don't ever put me to the end again because I'm wasted

Yeah For the record And I'm always wasted, so I'm also wearing a christened-doty original James May co Oh my house What does it say? What does is this a I'm just visiting I'm just visiting I felt like I needed to wrap something well that's a good one to wrap because christen won some awards up and she did

why didn't you guys invite her because one time I met her and I was like okay because to see one time I met her and I was like hey I do this podcast called, Watch It Crap Ins, and we do make fun of you all the time, and so it's embarrassing to say hi, but I mean, I have to say hi to Chris, didn't I? And she's like, I really like comedy.

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. She guys, I really like comedy, but not when it makes fun of people's looks, or their way, and I just went like this, I was when it makes fun of people's looks or their way and I just want like that so I was like okay bye. I was like I'm on her shit list, I'm out. Also we can't lie to many of you, look what happens.

I know I get super disappointed when I listen to your podcast and you go easy on us. I feel just like, oh man. Well, stop. That makes people really, that's an everybody's, you know, easy on them. I think you, it makes me feel kind of tepid about the whole thing. I'm so, yeah, this is also not only is this the stage where

Resa did his comedy set, but actually Kristen did her comedy set up here too. Absolutely. Little, I don't know know I didn't see that. Ariana you did too here. You take him very seriously. So you guys. So did she. Okay. She's really good. Like the whole entire room. So we're actually new two categories.

Okay settle down. We're gonna do, yes. There's something about the center seat in the first row. It's always the craziest bit to the rear row there. Always, I'm telling you. But they're usually the only kids that can get the heck out of the show. The heckles. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah, she got kicked out. I got kicked out. Oh, yeah. Very good. It honestly takes a lot to get kicked out of the show. So, it's not just a mission. If I kicked kicked your ass out of there without going through your purse first, you know you were misbehaving. There was probably something in there she could barter. And it is.

Are we doing a ward show right now? Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just paraphrase your birthday phrase. Oh no, we can pick. If you guys could tune in. I'm gonna have to paraphrase your birthday phrase. Oh no, we can pick. If you guys could tune in, my name is Ann Bravo.

The day after tonight, it's our fucking birthday! Yeah! Yeah! Okay, so let's move on. Let's do this part. We have to plug something, right? Why else are we here? So we got two categories.

We guys, these are very big categories. These are very important to Bravo. So here for the first category, presenting the nominees for best dumb fight, Sassin Ariana. Oh, okay. So we're going to rotate. Okay. Best dumb fight. Brandy accuses Leanne of cloning her phone. Awesome. That's pretty classic. Conrad asked Hannah to pay for her cigarettes below deck med. It's a good one. Dread and Kyle battled to be LVP's best friend. Why? Still to come on this season of Lisa Vanderpump was betrayed.

Erica gets her period real housewives of Beverly the nutcracker real housewives of New York I love that one Roaches in Nini's house real housewives of Atlanta the case of the curiously arranged pillows Okay, you guys did Kristen fuck James Okay, you guys did Kristen fuck James Wish I could say yes that could be there would be so much fun I'll be such what I hate is like there's no way they did but like what the fuck was going on with his pillow Yes, I know you want to be comfortable when it's like You don't have a bony ass I do okay I'll take that you know what I know that it's it's false, but I had to ask you

I know it's just not true because Tains would never do that for a girl You know he wouldn't let me get some pillows to make you more comfortable Now you would never do that. I was with both of them at seven o'clock in that morning and it must have happened at whatever happened happened after that and I don't know how anybody could have physically Fuck James What James like doing the helicopter? I'm imagining James doing the helicopter in front of the helicopter. Thanks for a little bit more like this than there are like this. It's not about the helicopter. So I have to say for best umphite. He wishes.

It's hard for me to deny Brandy accusing Leanne of cloning or f- I totally agree. That was amazing. That was one of the most amazingly dumb fights I've ever seen on the list. The Nutcracker is pretty good though. Oh, Nutcracker is good. I'm not familiar with a lot of these but I have to say that I followed the roaches and ninies house saga on social media. So I'm into that one. Alright, well, that was very serious. It like stressed me out.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. On the lobe. Oh my god. Do it. I love the poop on it. This is so anticlimactic because I've never watched this one. Damn it. Conrad asks Hannah to pay for cigarettes. Below deck. Oh, good for that.

Oh my god. Below deck, man. The underdog. You were talking. You were talking. It's below deck, man. It's amazing. Over the years years watching that show becomes so weird. Sassy's always telling me that I love an underdog.

Exactly. So apparently I love that they won that war. Yeah, she doesn't like winners. That was good. Which is why she didn't like me for the last time. So it works. I was just too much wind for her So Okay, alright alright alright

Alright, now the next category is Best Screaming Match Red leather, yellow leather Yes How dare you, this is a good category I love to see Oh, Jesus, for her I hate you

Is it? Dick coming in. Okay. Okay. Best Screaming Match. Carol versus Bethany at the reunion. Real pasta at the community. That was major. That was major.

Way, way, major. Durrinda versus Sonia. Family crests. Yes. At the reunion. Family crests. The family crests. James versus Lala.

R.E. Pasta. Vanderpump rules. I probably voted for that one. These are all really good, actually. I'm partial. Catherine versus Ashley at the finale party. There's so many good ones.

Mariah threatens to shank a bitch. Mary to medicine. I was pretty good. Someone Mariah Carey. No, it was Mariah from to shank a bitch married to medicine. I was pretty good. Something like Mariah Carey. No, it was Mariah from married to medicine. She got in a fight and then she took her glass and broken on the table, like silently and then held it at her side. She was holding it.

She was holding it. She was holding it. And then like, what are you doing? She was like, it was an accident. And then like, then why are you holding in your hand? She's like, oh my god, holding in your hands? Oh my god. I want to be her that's followed through. And then right after that, she goes,

I'm going to peek out a guy, oh, yo ass. Shop you up. That is the most delicious threat of all time. It was the tastiest threat of all of Bravo. Oh, I love that. And finally, Shannon loses her mind in in Jamaica Real Housewives of Orange County It's a bad season, but that episode was amazing. All right. What do you guys think is the best screen? This was a good thing. What do I think Carol versus Bethany? I'm just like I have

12 I'm not familiar with a lot of them, but I'm partial to our own show. So like, you're right, never mind. The past that. That was, I mean, that's classic. It is classic. Definitely had the most t-shirts to me about it. Danny Pellegrino started a rumor that Pasa was code for Coke. I would see the first one. We wish.

Thank you so much. I wish our arguments could be that deep. It was literally about fucking wing greenie. But you know, it was just sad and also amazing. And all fairness, it was Angel Hair Checkup because I was sitting next to it. That's very special. I understand. But you know what's sad?

I was trying to decarbs. It really sucks that Lala sat down and ate so much fucking whole plate of pasta. And it is acting like the victim. Fuck you Lala, I was there for a 2019. Before my cow was waiting for that pasta all year. I take my coke before my pasta. I'll kill a bitch. All right, let's see. I'll get that. Thank you.

Okay, and their winner for best screaming match goes, oh yeah, he's cute. Goes to. They're beautiful. Catherine versus Ashley at Donnally Party, Southern China. Big one. You guys, thank you so much for coming. Thank you guys.

We can't wait to see a birthday party. Is there a fucking birthday? Ha ha ha. Woo! Woo! OK, I'll move this into, like, I don't know what I'm doing. Get out of the black you say you're ready. Okay guys.

Alright. You guys, so, um, so you guys, we've been, we've been cracking a lot of, we've been cracking a lot of jokes tonight, but the truth is, there's a lot of serious shit that happens on Brawbo. Yeah. You know how you're ready to get a slate, but it's not quite ever. You know what time it is, right? So you guys, unfortunately, every year, there are some faces that we say goodbye to on bravo. And before we do our last few categories, our major categories, we want to pause and recognize some of the things

we lost on Bravo in 2019, all right? So everyone, please be respectful, thank you. How do I feel about you, too? How do I feel about you, too? To the bottom, to the bottom Everybody try to move away I will be the one who will be here I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm, I'm here, I'm You sing above, you do. I'm not a teacher, I'm a memory To bring my future to you. I'm gonna be the queen I'm gonna be the queen

I'm gonna be the queen I'm gonna be the queen I'm gonna be the queen Yeah Let's talk That was tough guys. That was hard. I love this summer house. You just had X's on the other side. It was like revenge.

I should get revenge. So, um, that was funny. We have a very, very special award tonight. Like literally we can't even believe our lives right now. Yeah. Um, this is actually a Lifetime Achievement Award for Shade and Dustane. We don't even have any nominations because this is one specific award we had to give to this crazy biaz. Last time she's had to deal with so much in her life and on her boat. She's in one season.

She had to do with Caroline and right when you thought she was gonna win she got Laura. The woman who took LOL and turned it into a solid. Please welcome to the stage below Dex K Chastain. I feel like I just ran Carol's marathon getting ready. I put on my jacket a little bit. Congratulations. Yeah, first time, life time achievement award. Recipient. I did not prepare speech because I had no idea I was ready to do it. Yeah, first time lifetime achievement award, recipient.

I did not prepare speech because I had no idea I was ready for this honor. But I feel like I deserve it. Yes, you do. You do. This was one of those categories where we were like, you know, this is deserving, but it just becomes more deserving every day. Twitter, Caroline just came out with like, any allegations I made about K-Testan,

or Foss, I don't know nothing, I didn't see nothing, and I was like, this bitch got a lawyer. But I did it. Well, I mean, I thought I kind of did, but I was like, I don't need a lifetime supply of Jerry Garcia posters and used bongs. So why would I sue her? Yeah, what do you win?

Yeah. Well, you could win that maroon sweater that she has. That was actually Adrienne's, because she had no clothes. Oh, that's a sad. That does look like an open relationship. It be chef sweater That man, it's just like walking Okay, okay, so you're also hit a present to wolves but very difficult and it's hard to reach because I have sleeves now

Kate is here to Do the nominees for a Bravo Star of the Year. Okay, we're gonna start out with, you know, a fan favorite, my favorite, Captain Lee from Below Deck. Damn it, damn it, I'm not dead with a blotin' It's an honor just to be nominated. Get down it! I'd rather drag my dick through 10 miles of broken whiskey bottles than not win this award. Right.

Right. Classic March. Classic March. I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the

I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the What a year. What a year. What a year. What a year. This nomination you can't read because it's you Kate Chastay. Kate Chastay. She's not going to win. Catherine Dennis Southern Charm. She's had the best like I told you so year. Yes. Of anyone's life.

First you so year. Yes. Of anyone's life. First, she represented America. She represented all of our hopes and dreams for that asshole boyfriend, DuPad. Yes. I told you so. We finally believe her. I love her. Kelly Dodd, Real Housewives, Orange County.

Good work, good work. Good work. Leanne Lockon. Leanne Lockon. That's right. Kate Sire. Leon Lockin. Leon Lockin. Big fire. There's still Kelly. There's still Kelly Dodds rippling to the audience.

Yeah, look at those. I skipped a little fast. No, you didn't. They were just hearing it slow. You know, we're all drunker now, it's like hour five. Padma, lash me. Did you mean to dominate me in this category, Gail? I would give you a couple of words, but Gail ate them on the way in. My right, Gail, and my right, bless her heart. Padma, lash me is just our favorite to make fun of.

There's no reason why she should be nominated. We just wanted a black schoozer in there. Have you eaten my steamed rice? Do you even have a microwave gal? Did you mean to put salt in this gal? Do you think she's gonna accept your award tonight? As long as Gail doesn't get to it first, am I right, everyone? LAUGHTER

And last but not least, Portia Williams from Real Housewives. Portia Williams is like an unsung hero of that show, you know? I love some Portia Williams. I do not care that she said, I heard you were going to put pills and I drink and have sex with me. So what she did here that? Get off her ass, okay? Um, you're ass. I'm a poor sugar. I'm a poor sugar.

Yeah, I have a poor sugar Williams trigger. People are like, I'm mad at her and I'm like, now she owns a hot dog company. And are you still mad? Okay, I can't wait. Kate, do you have a preference? You can pick yourself. No, my preference is Catherine Dennis after me.

All right. And then, Countess Lueyad, uh, Countess Lohan, because... Countess Lohan... Man, she really turned that tragedy around. Wait, I mean... Yeah, she... She went from the clink to the stage and, like, wreck her time.

Yeah, two weeks. Well, the change around was, like, a little weird, but it was a success story. Yeah, people are liking her show. Yeah but it was a success story. Yeah. People are liking her show. Yeah, it's a great, great show. I want to go to her show. Well, let's go.

Let's go. We went. I got kicked out. All right. I did. I got kicked out. Because I was like standing up going, woo. And then I had my napkin.

And I was doing that Greek wedding thing. We were like, woo. He threw a baloney sandwich at her head. And after bedding, Danny Pellegrino were taking pictures. And I was like, I want to go get my picture and the dormant guys, uh, hey. I need to speak with you outside. I want to tell you something. And I was like, Are you kicking me out? I was like, I just want to talk outside.

I was very proud, actually. I felt good. Yeah, it was great accomplishment. Kate, will you do us the honor of revealing the winner? Bravo stuff here. Thank you. Thank you. That is so soothing. That's like that thing where it's like rain and then it becomes harder. Yeah, it's like a girl's got stuff in here. Yeah. If I was a betting woman, I'd be right.

Catherine Dennis, Southern Charles. Yeah. Yeah. Catherine Dennis won by the large margin. I should have. But you know what Captain Lee was number two. Wow, wait a minute, even harder, man. I did vote for him many times.

But I'm not retired, so I don't have as much time to vote as other people do. We'll get ours. Everybody, Kate Chasday. Thank you. Oh, I thought you something too Wow And she goes that is so podcast of you So I brought her a refill because she was like, those were good.

I am out of them because I've lost them, so I appreciate these. And you guys want photos later. My lashes are like amazing. But I was not surprised. What's the surprise? I brought it was shipped all the way from the Mediterranean. What?

Can you bring the surprise in please? What is happening? Oh my God, I love that banana miscapting San Dianne from the Lord that Mediterranean. We love Captain Lee, we love Kate, we love Bravo. We love you, guys. Love you. Thank you, Captain. She's now going off to fight some pirates. Captain Sandy

Wow That's cool. You're like a cup of espresso hot hot hot Captain Sandy that was amazing that was amazing All right, we're in the home stretch. Okay. Yes. Now are the major awards. These are the big ones. Oh where did Kate Chastain put my nomination? Dorma? Abomination? Okay. Alright here we are the largest awards of the night. The best show that is non-housewives okay so don't everybody get all man! Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Everybody get all man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, the first stop is Bullo Day.

Yeah. Yeah. Amazing season. Which I believe has frog jumped its way up to the top ratings of all of the non-housewives shows. Wow. So work it, batch. The second nominee is below deck,

Mad Captain Sabley. God, I love that banana. Get a room with Carson and Tom. Married to medicine. Southern star. 7 charge and Vanderpom rules and jokes really you do it I'm too scared which one would you pay I can't I also don't even know those are between but below deck okay well it is okay I would have Okay, well, I do choose. Okay, I would have to say, I don't know, I'm not gonna say. I had a group of rules for my best.

What am I gonna be saying? Below deck has been amazing, Southern term. Okay, here's the answer. The winner for Best Show, non-housewives is Southern Charles. It's got money, he's in Maxine. He's got more honey, but no, honey, honey, blue. I see no reason for an inferior Montene. All right, all right, the next major category.

Best housewives, so of the year. I mean, and now before anyone starts booing, I mean, like, what are you talking about? Remember this is not this year. This is the year that just passed. Yes, nothing. Real Housewives of Atlanta. Real Housewives of Dallas. This is a rough one. Real Housewives of New York City. And Real Housewives of Potomac. How to get season.

Alright, what do you think of this? I want to talk about this one. Okay, I mean to me, it's like pretty obvious. It's like, Real Housewives of New York. It's just so good. But Dallas was great They were all really good, but Dallas was really great too, but New York How do you the New York was so glorious and it's almost I almost feel spoiled picking something else because New York is always so good And it's kind of spoiled me. Well, I'm like, ah, they were funny big deal But I have to say real off-swares of Dallas For a show that is literally dragging

along like on his hands and knees, like begging for a chance, that has gotten so much better and better. And instead of running away and crying, Cameron just became more Cameron. Yeah. It's true. I mean, she really leaned into her Cameron. Yeah. And this definitely was like, I look like a Disney princess, I fart rainbows, I'm a Disney princess. Yeah, we're like, okay. Yeah. Leanne finally threatened to murder somebody. I mean, that was just everything I needed.

It was phenomenal. I mean, Aussie, that phone cloning fight was like, that alone was worth it for the season. That was great. Okay, the winner of the best housewives show. Oh, yeah. Real housewives of New York City. I don't know how you top it. Even though I love Dallas, I just don't know how you top that.

It was a pretty killer season. And you know, Bethany just got poisoned by fish again and had to be taken to a hospital. Which is amazing And it's like how do you top yourself? She's like maybe I'll just die of fish again. I'm like what's the matter? What's going on? I'm just gonna eat some fish. I like what's happening? All right I'm gonna do this. No, I'm gonna do this. No, I'm gonna do this. What are you gonna do about it? It's not just game-fest.

Oh, it's supposed to be. All right, we're here. Final war to the night. The big one. This is the best show overall. The best, best, best show. You guys are a true person. This was 19,000 hours long.

I know. Here we did. We made it, you guys. 18. We've been martinis. There. You guys. So the nominees for best show overall are Bullo dick Bullo dick made Real house of Dallas

Would you believe it girls real house of New York Would you believe it girls real house us in the yard? Southern charm And Vanderpump rules And the pump rules had a very strong season last season. I mean, that's where we got J.X Run, hail, J.X I mean, that's where we got So good What do you pick I'm gonna pick out of this you know, it's difficult because Vanderbilt I think had one of its best years Yeah, but Southern charm

Really was one of the darkest most awful things things to watch, but like so hilarious. And in our life, I've never heard people do that loudly. And I mean, I'm in all of them. You know what I mean? Yeah, I think Southern Charm is actually almost one every category of spending tonight. It's been on the role. Yeah. Um, real housewives of Dallas was good. I still feel like they could do more below deck med I mean just that scene of Hannah when when Conrad wouldn't have sex with her at the very end And she is like but a saddie oil man Just was on above it was pacing and city wanted to have six with me. What are you thinking?

We're gonna go to pro no what do you think honey? And then below deck. I mean, this season below deck has been so good like an episode ends and I cannot wait for the next episode to begin. So. Dude, I don't know. I'm gonna leave this up to the board. It's a toss up.

I may just have to like go back to like my standard answer to almost everything which is Real House in New York. And just remember that there were like 12,000 votes, but Jesus himself gets 15,000. So if you're mad, play him. What did Jesus say, Ben? Well, Jesus said, the best show overall is Real Housewives of New York.

The people I voted. That brings us to the end of an episode of La Croix. You guys thank you so much for coming. This is a crazy long show. Thank you for being here with everything. Thank you for all our friends he showed up. Yes, thank you. If you were dragged along, you're free. Thank you for our listeners. We love you guys so much. Thank you guys. I hope you give us so much.

And thank you to Ben. You're really such a good friend and partner. So much. We love you guys. Good night everyone. Good night. Watch what crap. Watch what crap.

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