Watch What Crappens - The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 4 in Review

Episode Date: July 28, 2013

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (trashtalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) of Watch What Crappens branch out to talk poo about Big Brother 15. Live on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens every Thursday night at 10:30 PM Pacific time! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

From Wondery and Audible comes Class of 88, a new podcast hosted by Will Smith. Before 1988, a lot of people didn't take hip-hop seriously. But hip-hop today touches everything from film to fashion to sports. So what changed? Follow Class of 88 wherever you get your podcasts. Ben Mandelker, and you are watching the TV Click, and with me as usual are Ronnie Karam and Matt Woodfield. Ronnie from TrashTalkTV.com and Matt Woodfield from Yahoo. Matt has just put in a 35-hour day covering the Emmys for Yahoo, and so we're very excited that he was actually able to show up here with eyes wide open.

That's why I'm in my bed. It's glamour. Oh my god, you're in your bed shirtless? Matt, this is scandalous. Matthew, you're a whore. I love it. I'm tired. Yeah, tired of being a whore. That's a tiring life.

This is in the spirit of Big Brother where everyone walks around shirtless with little wires around their neck. So Matt, good job. Yeah, I'm blushing kind of. You can't tell on my dark house, but I'm blushing. If you want to stalk Matt and perhaps see more shirtless photos and videos of him, he's on

Life on the M List on Twitter, on Instagram. I really can't talk. I think my brain has rotted from Big Brother tonight. And also on Instagram, on everything. That's where Matt is. I think my brain has rotted from Big Brother tonight. And also on Instagram, on everything. That's where Matt is, at Life on the M-List. Ronnie on Twitter is TrashTweetTV, but on Instagram he is TrashTalkTV.

And on Vine, are you Ronnie Karam? Yeah, I'm Ronnie Karam on Vine. But it's all about Instagram right now, okay? I'm obsessed with the new social media thing every month, and I just figured out Instagram like a fucking dork recently, and I love it. I love making pictures. Instagram video is the worst, though. It truly is.

You can find me at bsideblog on Twitter, Instagram, and on Vine. So follow us all. We have to give mad props to Ronnie. Nobody does an Instagram photo with a bitchy quote on top like you buddy doing a great job

from his new site Trash Talk TV very very exciting and of course we're also from the Watch What Crappens podcast if you like Bravo go check out our podcast that we also do and you can facebook.com forward slash Watch What Crappens and we gotta give a shout out to all the people at Joker's Updates check out our podcast that we also do. And you can Facebook.com forward slash watch where crap ends. And we got to give a shout out to all the people at Joker's updates who are coming over to watch our show.

Joker's updates is the place to follow big brother. It is people. They are great. They're so supportive. Like Cindy Joker's updates. You guys, I've been trying to get people to watch my videos for years. And finally Joker updates.

You did it guys. You did it. My Big Brother speed recap videos, you guys finally made it happen. Thank you! That's like the biggest thing to happen to me all year. So thank you. Yes. And it was quite a week on Joker's Updates because it was quite a week in the Big Brother house.

Okay, so you watch all the live feeds and you keep up with all the feeds and all that good stuff, right? I don't really watch the live feeds but what I do is I will go into Joker's Updates and there are people who write the live feeds and you keep up with all the feeds and all that good stuff, right? I don't really watch the live feeds, but what I do is I will go into Joker's Updates and there are people who write the live feeds, who write the updates, and I will check in on them. And you know, last week at this time when we were doing

this show, and I had Big Brother After Dark playing in the background, shit was going down. And that was what we saw mainly on Sunday Night's show. This house went crazy after only the second eviction, and it was amazing. It was a great week of Big Brother. Do you guys agree? Oh yeah, I love it.

I've been cracking up every single episode. I think it's really funny. Best comedy on TV. Erin, please never kick Erin out. Please never kick her out. Oh my goodness, no. She's comedy gold. You know, nothing like a racist to make comedy gold. For real, right? I don't know how people in the 50s weren't laughing all the time.

Or maybe they were. Maybe they were. It's been a big summer for racism. Paula Deen, Trayvon Martin. Yeah, it really has been. This is the summer of racism. And I think we just all need to come out of the closet and just blame the Mexicans. So, Ben, could you kind of update us on what's been

going on on the live feeds or what's been going on kind of in the background? Because I avoid that stuff because it kind of ruins the show for me. I like to know, you know, I like the surprises of it all. Well, we've seen a lot of the stuff. I mean, I don't follow it religiously, but we saw a lot of

the big stuff, which is that after the eviction, there was some racist shit that went down. Aaron flipped Candace's bed. Howie pulled Candace out of the big stuff, which is that after the eviction, there was some racist shit that went down. Aaron flipped Candace's bed. Howie pulled Candace out of the room and then had that conversation, which aired on Sunday's show, which I actually thought was a very fascinating scene in the history of Big Brother and also in this summer of racism, where Howie was basically telling Candace, like, you have to, like, calm yourself, and you have to calm yourself, and you have to rise above it if you want to survive in this game.

And it really made me think, honestly, about all the people who have to deal with those situations in the workplace or anywhere else in life, where people want to stand up for themselves, and they have to bite their tongue. I'm going to stop you right there, because you're sounding fucking crazy. Because guess what? The Big Brother house is not the real world.

No, but you can't tell me that there are people who are in workplaces who have to sit and listen to racist remarks and insensitive remarks. Of course there are. Of course there are. But Candace shouldn't sit back and let these people be assholes to her because she might fear that one week they may nominate her for eviction against two other people. That's some bullshit.

She should say, you're a racist bitch and everybody on TV knows this now. So why is Candace trying... Well, Candace is like, I'm rising above it and I think it's bullshit. This is Big Brother. She has to. She's in a house full of racists. She can't start acting like the angry black woman.

There are three... She doesn't have to act like an angry black woman. But that's what they're going to peg her as, no matter what she does. Okay, I'm not going to talk. Okay, speaking of our resident angry black woman, that's Matt. Well, I mean, I see what you're saying,

but in the real world, you know, Candace would be able to sue for a million dollars. Right, there's human resources in the real world, but there's no human resources in the Big Brother house. No, and it's only $500,000 pre-taxed. Yeah, exactly. But doesn't Aaron make racism seem like a cute slumber party? Like, I wish racism was really like that.

Like, if you were really mad at a black person, you could, like, tilt their bed or, like, hit them with a pillow, you know? I feel like our history would be just so much better, and we'd have so much more peace in our society if that's what racism really was. Like, you black bitch, I'm gonna put your bed over. It's like, ooooh, our history.

Yeah, but here's the thing, like, watching this, watching the episode tonight, I was like, going into the episode, I would have agreed with you on that, but then to see the way that she was trying to play down and dirty with her BFF, Gina Marie, I was like, going into the episode, I would have agreed with you on that, but then to see the way that she was trying to play down and dirty with her BFF, Gina Marie, I was like, oh, she's a snake. What was she doing? What was she doing?

Stealing all, well, we'll get into the whole Gina Marie being a serial killer on her own, but the fact that Erin was willing to torture her best friend in the house that much just took it to another level. No, she's a psychotic bitch. I mean, she's a psychotic racist bitch. And have you guys gone to her Facebook page? Yes.

So, it's actually hilarious because it's this page that only has like 600 likes. And on top of that, every comment is like, you are a racist bitch, you are a racist bitch. But every now and then, there's some like crazy racist person that's like, yeah are a racist bitch, you are a racist bitch, but every now and then there's some like, crazy racist person that's like, yeah, go on, Aaron, like, go, like, way not to

stoop down to the black people's level, like, way to, like, keep it pure. Keep it pure? Yeah, it's like, it's weird shit like that. But don't you guys notice that, like, on Twitter, like, every once in a while I'll post, like, when this, all this shit went down, I initially posted, like, I'm so proud of CBS

for actually airing this, and for making these racists dig their own graves. Something along those lines. And I got a lot of followers, and I didn't get followers, but I got a lot of retweets on that. But then I also saw my followers drop. Yeah, I mean, it's crazy. People are, like, really

racist. It's a racist country. We are in a racist, racist country. It is. I mean, it's crazy. People are, like, really racist. It's a racist country. We are in a racist, racist country. It is. I mean, it's a really interesting world we're living in because, you know, what used to be coming out of the closet was, like, I'm gay, and everyone would be like, oh, my God, you're gay? Hugs!

Let's give a hug. That was so brave of you. And now it's racist. They're coming out of the closet, and people are like, congratulations. Like, they're giving each other fucking white cake for coming out of the closet for being racist. I have never seen this much blatant racism.

It's crazy. And I don't know what it is. Like the Trayvon Martin thing, we talked about that last week. The people leaving their comments on the boards are just so crazy. And I don't understand why it seems to be split down the middle.

Like if you're a Democrat, you have to say, you know, people are racist. But if you're a Democrat, you have to say, you know, people are racist. But if you're a Republican, you have to say, no, the black people are racist, and the white people are just sick of taking it. How is it divided like that politically? I just don't understand how everything is divided down the middle like that politically.

It's like, if you're on one political side of the spectrum, you have to think a certain way. Yeah, well, that's why I actually really, I'm with Matt. I'm glad that CBS is airing this stuff, because I that's why I actually really... I'm with Matt. I'm glad that CBS is airing this stuff because I actually feel like it's really pushing stuff to the forefront. And I think it's good to have these awful racists be put on, like, have, like, a public shaming,

even though it's only, like... Aaron's really the only one getting it, and Gina Marie a little bit. But although the truth is, did you guys see the supercut that went out? It's, like, 11 minutes of, like of racist, homophobic, sexist... Could you go on YouTube right now and see if your

YouTube thing will play that video? Because I tried finding it and playing it last week, but the stupid Hangout thing wouldn't let me play it. I'll go try to find it. I don't know how to do that with a Hangout. Okay, never mind. Keep talking. Next week. This is going to turn into crazy town.

Yeah, exactly. The point is this. It's a pretty crazy clip. However, it also makes you think, where is that line between being racist or homophobic or sexist and poking fun at the differences

between groups? Where is that line? We talked about this a lot at work a few poking fun at the differences between groups. You know, where is that line? Because some of these... We talked about this a lot at work a few weeks ago when the whole Paula Deen scandal went down, and the one thing around that same time that seemed to get swept under the rug, it's like, okay, Paula Deen deserves to have a lot of shit happen to her

because what she did was kind of fucked up. Not kind of fucked up, very fucked up. I don't know if I agree that her punishment should have gone to the extent that it did, but what she did was racially insensitive and it got people riled up. Right around that same time, Alec Baldwin

took to Twitter and was kind of rude to the gays and it wasn't directly to the gays, but I think it was, we all know where he was coming from with that, and I kind of feel like with Big Brother this season, we're seeing a lot about how Gina Marie and how Aaron are racist, but we are not seeing enough about how the guys are sexist, and that Spencer in particular is a homophobe. and that Spencer in particular is a homophobe. Yeah, I actually thought it was funny,

just to fast forward to tonight's live show, when Spencer was up for eviction and he thanked the Union Pacific Railroad or whatever. I'm like, oh, poor guy doesn't realize he's already been fired. Has he been fired too? Yeah, he's fired. And his mom released a statement, I think it was TMZ, or someone saying, like, my son is not a racist. He was just saying things to fit in.

But honestly, I saw those clips of him saying things, and, like, you know, when you drop the C word in the context that he said things, and he didn't, I don't know if he said anything, like, crazy racist, but he definitely dropped the C word, and he also said fag, like, several times. He even said to Andy's face, he goes, Andy, like, joined the group, and he's like, oh, here's

Kermit the fag, and then Bill giggled, and then he's like, yeah, I was waiting for an audience to say that. And I think he maybe thought he was being funny, but it was like... Well, let me ask you guys this. Candice obviously felt threatened, and I would have felt threatened in Candice's shoes last week if I had

two peroxide blonde bitches coming at me and flipping my bed, especially, I mean, she's lucky that she had Howard in the house to, like, calm her down. But if you were Andy in that, I mean, I don't, like, love Andy as much as you guys do. I think he's fine. I really don't know a lot about him

because we haven't seen him play that much. But if I were Andy in the house and I had somebody like Spencer saying something like that, I would feel so threatened. Yeah, well, what I would do if I were Andy, I think I would maybe like Spencer saying something like that, I would feel so threatened. Yeah, well, what I would do if I were Andy, I think I would maybe pull Spencer aside and say, hey, listen, I think you probably

thought you're joking or whatever, but it's actually kind of offensive, so if you could, like, not use that language, I would appreciate that. And it's actually sort of shocking you didn't do that. You're a nice person like that. I would go into the diary room and be like, clearly you've painted Aaron as a horrible racist on national television. It's time to grill Spencer because I'm not

putting up with this shit. I don't know if it's just that I was raised... I grew up in Texas and I started getting beat up in 7th grade, I guess when puberty hit because I was really super gay. I was one of those kids. It just was natural. I was always

very gay. I can't believe this. This is your cue to sing a song for our fans that are obsessed with you. I was always beat up because I held my books. You know how girls carry their books in their front like this? I would do that because I learned how to carry my books for my friends. Over their developing bosoms?

Yes. I've always had breasts, you know, just like now. So, like, I grew my breasts when my girlfriends did. Like, it was really sweet, actually. But I got beat up all the time and called faggot this and that all the time. So I guess that I'm attuned to it. Like, I know friends in Texas. Well, I wouldn't call them friends.

But people that I know in Texas who will be like, what's up, faggot? You know, like, thinking. And I'm sorry to paint Texas like that, because it's not all like that, obviously, but there is definitely that backwards part of it. So when I see, I just have to draw looser lines in you guys. Like when Alec Baldwin is at a funeral, and he's at a funeral of a friend,

and his wife is tweeting, which is lame in itself. She's tweeting at the funeral. But then some guy sees that and says that she's tweeting fun tweets and all this stuff and he calls him an angry little queen or a bitter little queen. To me, that's okay.

I mean, it probably was a bitter little queen. That's what Matt was saying. Well, I think Ronnie hit the nail on the head. We come from very different backgrounds. I was not beat up as a kid. Obviously, I didn't feel comfortable enough to come out in high school, but it would have been fine.

I grew up in an incredibly liberal area where it would not have been an issue. And to be honest with you, I've never really super felt threatened in my life as a gay man. However, when I hear stuff like that, because I'm not attuned to it, it automatically puts the hairs on the back of my neck up, and I'm like, I'm going to fight you, I'm going to stab you, I'm going to murder you. See, the Alec Baldwin thing, as the resident straight man on this panel...

What does that mean? No, I'm just kidding. You went straight longer than any of us, that's for sure. That's true. No, Alec Baldwin, it's all about context, too. Like, I think, I really did not take any offense to Alec Baldwin saying that. I thought it was kind of funny. You motherfuckers are letting him off the hook.

Oh, he was. It was funny. Because I take it, like, Alec Baldwin says whatever he wants. He always has. I love that video, or that voicemail of him calling his daughter a little pig. Love it. Yeah, see? That's way more offensive. Things that I say, I mean, you guys have seen things that I say

in recaps, or in videos, or in say, I mean, you guys have seen things that I say in recaps or in videos or in podcasts. I mean, Jesus Christ, I can't believe I haven't gotten in trouble for some of the stuff I've said on our other podcast. People don't care because they know that we joke about ourselves as much as anybody else, and it's

in a different context. But when some backwood hick who you know would be tying you to the back of a railroad car, you know that backwood hick, who you know would be tying you to the back of a railroad car, you know, you know that he would be gay bashing you in some bar somewhere, so it's different because you know that when he says fag, he means it in a worse way than when Alec Baldwin

calls some bitter little reporter queen, who is being totally inappropriate, a bitter little reporter queen. Well, I'll be honest, I think because of all the stuff that's going down with, like, Prop 8 and gay marriage and how that's kind of, you know, becoming, you know, more accepted, and it's obviously more than 50% of the country believes that, you know, we deserve that right. I think because that's happening, people are like,

oh, well, if somebody wants to call some dudes some fags, that's fine, because guess what, we're going to let those fags get married, so now they can take a little bit of heat now that they can get married. I think that's the same with black people, too. I think that people are like, what? There's no slavery. That was a long time ago. I mean, this woman in Texas, it was at a dinner party

my mom had. I mean, my mom doesn't like this woman, but this woman said, I don't even remember what we were talking about, but she turned to me and she goes, I mean, how long do we have to apologize to those people? I was like, oh, my God. Does that really happen? She's like, have you seen my daughter on Big Brother?

That really happens. And she said it at a dinner party, and I was like, well, you know. You have to take me home for Thanksgiving one year. I am dying to see what this is all about. Well, this is what, like, I mean... I would be clutching my pearls the entire time. This is why there are people like Aaron on Big Brother, people who go on there who then say on national TV

after making racist remarks, claim that they're being discriminated against because they're cute and they're winners, you know? Oh, that was brilliant. When she's saying, well, people just hate us. You know, people hate cute people, and people hate when people are good at things. I'm like, what?

What are you good at? What are you good at, Aaron? You're good at racism. Okay, you're good at racism. So let's talk. Let's go. Oh, but just as a disclaimer, I'm talking a bunch of shit about Texas,

but I have to also say that Texas really produces a lot of cool-ass people because if you're different in any kind of way, and you're growing up somewhere like that, you get such thick skin, and you become a really sarcastic bitch, because that's how you defend yourself. And so, you know, thanks Texas. I probably would have just been

a lot more boring had I not come from you. But let's read some of these Facebook things. Is Matt Whitfield doing porn now? Why am I doing porn? Because I'm in my bed? Because you're on a webcast shirtless. I am not naked, people. I am not naked. Are people even watching this shit? So funny.

Someone said, both Candice and Renee said, Candice and Howard have to turn a deaf ear to keep playing the game. Howard has been staying quiet since week one because the second he says something, he becomes the angry, threatening black man. Oh, well, let me say this. Fuck Howard with his lies to Helen.

You know what my favorite thing about Howard is? It's just his utter stupidity. I just love a big meathead who's just dumb as a brick. I think it's so funny. His blank eyes. Yeah, that's the thing. His eyes show everything. Anytime he's caught in a lie, he gets these

deer-in-the-headlight eyes, and his eyebrows go up. You can see he's an empathetic soul. You can see he's a very sweet but perhaps dumb person. He's like, this is my last lie. I have not lied about anything else. Howard, what about this?

That was my last lie, and now no more lies whatsoever. Howard, did you actually climb a volcano? Okay, okay, all right. That was my last lie. And if you hear anything else, I swear to God, I do not lie after that. Howard, were you in the Secret Service? Okay, all right, all right, all right. Four lies. Give me four lies.

I love that the word sweet is now a synonym for dumb as shit. Well, you can be dumb and sweet. Bless his heart. We're burying the biggest Howard story of all this week, which is that Howard's dong made it onto the internet.

Yep. His dong made it onto the internet. Yep. His dong made it onto the internet and that's probably the most stereotypical thing about him and I thank him for that. Thank you for keeping that stereotype alive. Yeah, black guys! Yeah, black guys! Here's the real question.

Who wants it more, Ben or Candice? Ben. Do you think... I think Ben does. Yeah... I think Ben does. Yeah, I think Ben does. I think Candice is just like... I... Yeah, Candice, I don't know what's going on.

Is she catatonic or is that just me? She's a pageant. She was Miss Louisiana. She's not going to... She's going to be sweet and nice unless she's pushed, which in this case is what happened. So wait, so getting back to the original questions, what was happening on the feed?

So what we saw was this big racist fight. We saw the house rallying around Candace, going against Aaron and Caitlin, whose alliance with all the other guys are called the Klan, which I love. I love that they're called the Klan on Jokers.

Not in the house. What? So we know that Amanda and McCray and Judd and I think Andy are like a little foursome and they're with Alyssa and Helen

but I think that foursome is going to turn against Alyssa and Helen because from what I think I was reading, they were really pissed that Alyssa did not put up Howard as MVP. Okay, well, can we talk about that? Sure. I want to love McCray and Amanda. I really, really do, and I actually really like Judd. But I will say this.

The way that Amanda was almost bullying – I'm saying that as a joke because I'm not trying to be Alexis Bellino where I say bullying for everything. But I do think that... She was bullying her. She's got tunnel vision. She was pressuring Alyssa, and I don't think that Alyssa should have to do what the hell Amanda

wants her to do. And I loved that Alyssa stood up to her. It made me love Alyssa all over again. Yeah, but guess what? It's going to put Alyssa's ass back in the hot seat. Well, here's the thing. Amanda has that tunnel vision where she had her eyes set on Howard and nothing else, and now she's going against her alliance because of it. It's that sort of lunatic behavior that's going to undo her in the end.

She's going to fizzle out in about two or three weeks. Amanda, yeah. Amanda's just too much. And I think we really saw what Amanda's... I mean, Amanda's pretty up front with her personality. So, I mean, she's Peppermint Patty with a boob job, basically. But she... We've seen who she is, but I love that

we really got to know for sure who she is when we met her parents tonight. Look at McRae's parents. His dad's like, well, McRae's a weird guy. He's always been a weird guy, and you know, good for him getting laid by someone hotter. I mean, she found a guy who's like a pizza guy who's kind of ugly. You know, it's nice to have.

And then Amanda's dad is like, Amanda gets whatever she wants. Yeah. He looked terrified. Cut to Amanda talking about the $25,000 diamond ring she must have. Oh, my goodness. McRae does not know what he's getting involved with. They're in bed.

I'm watching After Dark right now, and McRae and Amanda are in bed giggling right now, and they're with, what's that? By the way, I forgot that there was a girl named Jessie in the house. Oh, yeah. Well, no, Jessie had a moment. She was part of Bedgate last week when everyone was sitting on on her bed and she kept on trying to kick them out. But after that, she's physical. That is true.

And Caitlyn was such a bitch to her. When Julie was calling people into the diary room to vote, and they were like, Jessie, I was like, who's that? Yeah. Who the fuck is that? I know. I got all excited that it was, like, Jessie, Jessie. Oh, no.

No, no, no. Not Jessie. And then it was like Jesse, Jesse. I am! Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm Jesse, and then it was just Jesse. Although, I do like Jesse because she's like the emotional binge eater in the house, apparently. So, I feel like she's my girl. She's the only one gaining weight. She's the only one gaining weight. One per season. There's always one girl

who gained a huge amount of weight. Remember Amber? Yes. Oh, my God. Amber. Whamber. Whamber. She gained a lot amount of weight. Remember Amber? Yes. Oh my god. Amber. Whamber. Whambulance. She gained a lot of weight over the course of the season. But I like that Jessie is totally prepared. She knew that she's an emotional eater. She's not pretending to be anything else. She brings loose clothes. Like that dress

she wore tonight was totally built to gain weight in. Yeah. And yet at the beginning of the season she was the one acting like she was the hottest one in the house. And now she's wearing a tarp around her. Where she's from, she probably was one of the cuter ones, but, you know, she's an idiot for not thinking that the Big Brother casting department

was not going to put a few fucking models up in the mix. Well, this is why I love this supersized cast, because there's, like, enough room that you can... enough people to fight with everyone, you know? We're still getting some cast members lost in the shuffle. There's still many secrets to be unveiled. Yeah, that's the best part about Big Brother. As the season goes along, you peel away the layers of these

awful people, and then you're like, wait a second, this person's awful. We still know nothing about Andy. Or Judd. New head of household. I wanted to say this. Lisa Marie is watching the live feeds, and she said,

during the live feeds, Amanda and Alyssa mentioned that production said that they could not put Howard on the block. Why not? Oh. Shame. Probably some issues. Well, let me tell you something right now.

Because now with the new twist, and because America is voting who's going on the block this week so that Alyssa can't choose, if that news gets out and goes big that the producers don't want him up on the block, America should vote to put him on the block.

The thing is, Howard is like, I like Howard. I think he's nice. I don't think he deserves to be. Take it away. Ben has a sexual desire for Howard. No, no. It's not just because of nice. I'm not, I'm not, take it away. No matter who, whoever. Ben has a sexual desire for Howard. No, no, no, no,

it's not just because of that. I do, but it's not because of that. I think he seems like a very sweet person. I do. I really think he's like a nice guy. but I wasn't saying that because I dislike Howard. Oh,

you're saying to fuck the producers. Yeah, whoever production would have said like, don't do this, I'd be like, uh, I'm fucking doing it. Do you guys think,

um, the house guests are going to be alerted that America voted for the nominee, or do you think they're just going to be left in the dark and they're going to be all pointing fingers at each other? I think they're just going to assume it's Alyssa again regardless. Well, I think they'll know it's not Alyssa, because

stupid Alyssa tells everybody. Oh my god! You guys, I won! I'm obsessed! I love when Julie said it's a secret house guest. It's not secret. It's never been a secret. She goes and announces it.

Every single week. I'm obsessed! I'm obsessed! Thanks for asking. I love this. You guys are making fun of Alyssa for her voice, but you should be making fun of Julie Chen, who fumbled like nine lines in the one-hour live show. You know I love me some Julie Chen.

Excuse me, this is season 15, and you're also on the talk five days a week. Learn how to read a fucking teleprompter. God bless her heart. It's not easy. She has like five million things being yelled into her ear during those shows. Julie Chang can still not read a cue card. It's been 15 seasons.

Well, I would hate to hear what Erin would have to say about that. She's like, well, she doesn't even speak English. She'd be like, well, they should do it in math symbols. Asians are good with math. Maybe she should just quit her job and go get a job at P.F. Chang's. She should just be on the tennis team and be done with it already. Hey, I'm on the tennis team. I'm not Asian.

Well, you can be non-Asian. I'm just saying, that's one of those stereotypes that I'm sure Erin believes in. Although she probably doesn't even know what tennis is. She thinks it's probably a type of fruit. As in a gay person. So, can we talk about Gina Marie's crazy ass? What is wrong with you? Oh, yes.

Is Aaron, or not Aaron, is Nick, like, Nick, I know, is not going to be on the jury, but is he home, like, changing his, is he getting, like,

put in witness protection and changing the lock? I am sure. I am sure he's already distancing himself from that crazy bitch who someone said, I forget who posted it,

that the hat and, like, the shorts or whatever that she's holding onto, they're like McRae's. They weren't even Knicks. That she's blowing her nose into. I can't believe he's cool. Did you guys see the soup this week? No. They had a clip of her blowing her nose,

and Joel McHale was like, Oh my God, I love you so much. That's why I'm going to blow mucus into your groin juice. Gina Marie is so stupid. I love her craziness. I think Nick's sitting at home in front of his TV stroking his boyfriend's hair going, why does this always happen to me, honey? Everywhere I go.

As they then slip into some spandex and go rollerblading. Yeah, exactly. I loved when they hid Nick's cereal box, like the leftover molding granola, and she started to cry. We really need to discuss this, because I don't want to come across as suggesting that she's mentally unstable, but what the fuck is

wrong with her? She's obviously mentally unstable. I mean, how's that offensive? Do we have to be nice to mentally unstable people now? Come on, America! Enough with this! You know who she is? You guys ever see Bullets Over Broadway? She's Olive. She's Olive. Wait, and

Ben, and Ben, Ben, you're the straight one? Okay. She is, remember there's a scene in Baltimore Broadway where Olive is like, to be or not, line, to be. That's what Gina Marie was like in her fight. She's like, all yous back there, all yous, all yous. And Aaron's like, scared,s back there, all yous, uh, yous, uh, and Aaron's like, scared. Scared!

You all scared back there. You all, yous all think you're, yous all, uh, yous all, uh, protected. You're protected! Protected! What's up, scrubs? What's up, scrubs? What's up, scrubs? I was like, is that the last TV show she watched?

Because she needs to stop calling everybody scrubs. She's just a Candy Burris fan. Calling everybody a really bad sitcom TV show she watched because she needs to stop calling everybody scrubs. She's just a Candy Burris fan. Calling everybody a really bad sitcom that lasted too long. Excuse me. Do you really think that Gina Marie is a fan of Candy Burris? Candy Burris is black. My bad. You want me to bring the black

out? And I was like, yeah, because you're cracking and black don't crack. So you need to bring out whatever kind of black you got in you, girl. You're looking like a crumpled up paper sack in Crater Dough. She got rained on and stepped on. By the way, let's talk about her hair from Wednesday night's episode. She just put her hair up.

She literally looked like an old lady. I don't know what she was thinking. I'm looking for the picture of it. I've got it here somewhere. That hair. Someone put on for the picture of it. I've got it here somewhere. That hair. Someone put on – you guys keep talking. I'm going to go on Instagram and find this picture somebody put up of her. I need to know how old she is because the way she speaks makes me think that she's 16.

But I have a feeling that she's well into her 30s. Well, she speaks both like she's 16 and also like she's from like 1953. You know, like, yo, I got nothing over here. Like, oh, ain't nobody got nothing for Gina Marie. I didn't even get to kiss him or nothing like that. Hey, mister. Did I just reveal something? Shit.

Your little furry nip just came out to play. Is that going to get like screencapped and put on a Tumblr? Well, it depends how avid your fans are. This is Gina Marie's hair. Do you see it?

Ah! I said on my blog that she looks like a dino-ratress named Flo. Hey, Tuts, what do you want? Eggs over easy? Okay, you want some fresh Joe? Want a cup of Joe? She's terrible.

I just love it. And I remember that kind of girl in Staten Island. That is a place I really just don't ever need to go back. Every time I hear her talk, I'm just like, oh, God, no. Don't make it happen again. Just go play in the Staten Island dump and never cross the Verrazano Narrows Bridge, Gina Marie. Just stay there. Stay on that island.

God bless her heart. I hope they have good food stamp programs there because she's going to need it. Everybody from this show has been fired. Did you guys read that Aaron's mom hired a spin doctor to take care of her when she gets out of there? Does Aaron's mother even have any money? Aren't they poor white trash?

I love that Aaron's mom doesn't even apologize. She just gets a PR person. And they are poor white trash, because in the season premiere, Aaron was literally playing in garbage. She was on an ATV, and they were just dumpster shit around. There was a broken bicycle and some cardboard boxes.

Is she one of the random sisters in the background? Is she a cousin of Honey Boo Boo? I think so. I think that's why she's so racist, because everything she's learned about diversity and sensitivity comes from a crumpled up beer can. I think it's better if they're poor, because that spin doctor is just going to be able to advertise in some magazines.

He'll be like, okay, well, we can afford a jet. We can afford a jet ad. So let's just have Aaron put a fro on her and have her go to Popeyes. What are we going to do? What kind of spin is she going to do?

What can she possibly do? Did you just say that? Yes, because that's how they think. It's so racist. It's like, how are they even going to begin? Make sure she orders the red beans and rice. Wait, have you had the red beans and rice at Popeye's? The red beans and rice

at Popeye's is the shit. I'm not a big bean fan. Popeye's is great. You're not? Oh, the red beans and rice are to die for. I haven't been to Popeyes in about six or seven years. You're making me hungry. I'm going to get it tonight. It's the only thing I can eat at Popeyes, so yeah. Popeyes is so much better than Kentucky Fried Chicken, by the way,

like without a doubt. All gross. All gross. And that's coming from a person who loves to eat. But fried chicken, I just never understood. Growing up Lebanese, I had to see some disgusting things. We used to eat this thing called kibbe, which is raw lamb, and my uncle would eat it, and blood would drip down his face as he pigged out.

For some reason, I think of fried chicken because there would always be a bucket of KFC, and he'd just be ripping that meat off the bone. I just thought, you're fucking animals, all of you. Which is what Ben wants to do with Howard, rip that meat off the bone. I just thought, you're fucking animals, all of you. Which is what Ben wants to do with Howard. Rip that meat off that bone. Yeah! Howard! Howard! Let's see. Howard, get your swerve.

Actually, that was my impersonation of Aaron impersonating a black person. She's like, what you gonna do, girl? What you gonna do, girl? That's what she thinks black people talk like. Hey, girl. I know that you, like, if there's physical violence, you immediately get kicked out of the

house, but I would have socked her in the mouth. She's lucky she didn't get socked in the mouth. Or am I just the only violent person here? You have some rage in you, I think, Matt. I think it comes out from time to time. I like it. I'd love to have a hidden camera in your car. That's when you really see the rage. Oh, I thought you were about to say

you'd love to be in this bed. Hey. Hey. No, I know you. I can't have sex with anybody I know. The second I get too close to somebody, I'm like, get out. I've seen it before. You made a terrible joke at dinner. I can't see your penis again. So only strangers from

Food Bar will suffice? Pretty much. And that bed, by the way, that bed belongs to Jesse and Judd, so you kind of have to give it back, because it's been their bed since the beginning. So, sorry, Matt. You've got to find a different bed. Actually, my bed, they actually have in the house, but I have the nicer

taller version, but it's from West Elm, and they have it in the second bedroom. They're in it right now! They're in it! Look, I'm going to show you on the TV. They're in that bed. Hold on, hold on. I'm coming back. I was looking at your comments. All I'm seeing is the corner of your room. I'm seeing your really lovely bedroom, Matt. I mean, you've got some really nice taste. He's like in the head of... Your headboard is adorbs. Your gray walls are so cute. I think I saw some crown molding

in there. Very nice, Matthew. Very nice. He's like the head of household. He always wins. That's the good thing about living alone. So another fun part about this week. Look, I have plantation shutters. Look at those shutters, you racist son of a gun.

So another fun thing about this week was that after all this racist shit went down on Sunday night's show, then there was this have not competition where Howard had the supreme joy of being able to take this rancid milk and splash it in Aaron's face. That was just brilliant. That was

made me so happy inside. I wanted him to completely throw that challenge though and he didn't fully and so he ended up keeping those horrible blonde racist girls eating food and I so wanted him to completely throw that challenge, though, and he didn't fully, and so he ended up keeping those horrible blonde racist girls eating food, and I so wanted him to just drop the bucket and say, I just want you all to starve. Yeah, why didn't he just actually drop the bucket out of the vat? Right, because he was playing so poorly, you couldn't fucking hide it. Yeah, but McCraae is just very weak. And terrible at throwing

buckets of jizz at people. Ben, do you think we talked about Amanda a few minutes ago. Do you think, obviously Amanda's playing too hard and it's gonna bite her in the ass. Do you think at any point McRae will be able to realize that he should not align himself with her? Or is he so

vaginomatized that he's never had such... He'll never realize. He's never had a lady friend with big boobs interested in him, and so he would never hurt his queen. My queen! Yeah, no. He's not going to realize. For sure. He is done. He's donezo.

You know who's going to end up winning this show? Jesse's going to end up winning this show, or Andy is, because they're going to do nothing. We're going to not know a goddamn thing about them all season. And by the end, they're going to go, oh, well, I guess I don't really hate you, so I'll take you to the end.

Yeah. By the way, we just got tweeted at by Leah Black. What'd she say? She said, yes! Oh, because I was saying, let's hang out or something. Okay, excuse me. Nothing to do with Big Brother, but sorry, everyone. You guys, I was MIA this week, and I need to listen to the latest episode of Watch What Crappens,

but was Leah on in my place, or was Amy, or were both of them? Amy was on, and we almost got Leah to come on, like, impromptu. Yeah, Amy was on, but we were emailing Leah at the same time, because we were talking about how we were supposed to hang out with Leah, but we just dropped the ball, Amy was on, but we were emailing Leah at the same time because we were talking about how we were supposed to hang out with Leah, but we just dropped the ball. And by we, I mean Ben. It's not me. I didn't have her email until yesterday. It's me. It's me.

I've dropped the ball. But time flies. It just goes so fast. I don't know. People who are like, hey, let's hang out. I thought she was just being nice, so we'd talk about our handbags or something on the podcast. I didn't know she really meant it, but then Amy was like, oh, I went to her house. It was really fun.

She should ride her back. So we're going to try and go over with Amy. Wait, does Leah have a handbag line? She has like a lotion? A handbag? I thought she just had like... Or she's skincare. Yeah, it's all this shit. I'll interview her for OMG.

It's all kinds of stuff. I'll interview her for OMG. It's happening. You totally should. And we need to start calling some Big Brother people, too. Yeah. Because they're whores. They'll do anything.

Yeah, Ben. But call everybody but Marcellus. Hmm. All right. Okay. So we've pretty much covered all of Sunday's show. Okay, go back to Facebook while I look at Wednesday's show. Facebook, Emmy is saying,

naked tenders, Ben, you can eat those. Pure protein and spice. Renee said, Arian's family owns a 50 square mile ranch in Texas. She told Spencer last night to Google it when he gets out. Google Grease Hunting Ranch. Been in the family for generations. I think it said

each hunter gets 40 acres of great hunting. And a mule. And a mule. And a mule. 50 acres in the middle of nowhere Texas costs $14, right? It's going up there because Texas is a good place to live. It's good for businesses. It's good for not having abortions.

It's good for racists, too. By the way, you know, another thing I want to talk about, we haven't really talked about Caitlyn very much, but this stupid bitch. And that's when all of this was happening. She's like, the clan is sitting on their beds, and she's like,

ugh, I feel like we're back in high school, but on the other side. When she said that, I wanted to just like, I really wanted to punch her in the face. I do not advocate violence against women, but I wanted to punch her in the face. I was like,

you snotty little thing. You like, all the implications of what she said, like, first of all, it shows that she was like, so proud that she was popular, and that she hated the losers.

It really touched on a lot of deep emotions right here. Got me right here in the chin bot. Yeah, but you know what was so funny about that? She's not on the other side. I mean, yeah, she's not the popular one, but she's still stuck in the dick of what she considers to be the most popular boy in school. She's still doing nothing but hanging onto a penis

to get somewhere in life. She's not reading anything. And she and Aaron are pulling classic popular girl pranks. And I have to say, to be honest, I love me a teen movie, or Carrie or something like that. And you know, in all those movies... Yeah, because they all get fucking killed at the end.

But the popular bitch always does pull some really nasty prank on the girl with the glasses. And it's always funny to watch, and you think, oh, but it doesn't really happen in real life. But no, when that mattress went over, I was like, wait, Aaron and Caitlin are exactly the type that would pull some

vicious prank on a girl that would cause her to try to commit suicide. It was totally just like Amanda Woodward and Alison Parker in Melrose Place when Amanda started to smell that Alison was trying to get with Billy, but then Amanda was like, no, Billy's going to be mine and I'm going to sleep with him on my desk at D&D

advertising on Wilshire Boulevard. But then, no, I'm going to make Allison feel self-conscious about herself because she's not as pretty as me and can't wear miniskirts as mini as mine. So I'm going to make that girl turn back to the bottle and think about killing herself. Yeah, it was like classic Regina George. Regina George meets

Amanda Woodward. Meets every single fucking bitch. Well, one of the best things that I've seen on YouTube this week was the live feed video of stupid-ass mean girls sitting there trying to figure out what the live feeds can see. Have you seen this? Yes. Aaron's going.

Aaron's asking Andy, so wait, so on the internet, can they rewind and pause on this live thing? Can they just rewind it? And he's like, yeah. He's like, really? So they can rewind it and make a YouTube video? Hey, Caitlin, did you know that they have an archive where

they can rewind and make a YouTube video? My butthole's going to be on YouTube. I mean, it hasn't been out, but if it was, they could put my butthole on YouTube. And Andy's just, that's why I love Andy, because he's so stealth. He's just in the bed like, uh-huh, looking scared as hell. And whenever he evicts somebody, he's like, I vote to evict Jeremy! Yeah, I mean, he needs to tone down the jazz

hands in the diary room. Yeah, he's a little aggressive, but I like him so much. Yeah, he's aggressively homosexual, but I like it. He gets cute. Kitty shirt. Oh, I don't mind that he's aggressively homosexual, he just scares me because he gets really loud on the microphone. He does. But anyway, I moved on to him, but I meant to just stay on those stupid bitches.

They're going to see my butthole on YouTube. Girl, you better hope someone likes your butthole on YouTube because that's the only chance you've got of making a living after this is done. Do we think that Julie Chen, when they were eventually evicted, hopefully, that Julie Chen is going to call Aaron out for her racism? You can hear the way that Julie speaks to Aaron in the house. Like whenever she's like, Aaron, now you can stand. From Wondery, this is Black History For Real.

I'm Francesca Ramsey. And I'm Conscious Lee. What do most people think about when they hear the words Black History? Rosa Parks, Reconstruction, MLK, February, Black History Month. Exactly, exactly. There are so many stories of Black History that we just are not really talking about or thinking about, especially outside of February. And we are about to flip the script on all of that.

Because on this show, you're going to hear a little less, and a little bit more. Follow Black History for Real on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. Listen everywhere on February 5th, or you can listen early and ad-free on Wondery Plus starting January 29th. Join Wondery Plus on the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards, played by HBO's industry's Myhala Herald, a brilliant scholarship student who has to quickly adapt to her newfound eat or beaten world. Ava's ambitions take hold and her small-town values break

in hopes of becoming the first scholarship student to make The List, Bishop Gray's all-coveted academic top ten, curated by the headmaster himself. But after realizing she has no chance at The List on her own, she reluctantly accepts an invitation to a secret underground society that pulls the strings on campus life and academic success. If she bends to their will, she'll have everything she's ever dreamed of. But at what cost? Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power, money, and sex collide in a game of life and death. Follow Academy on the Wondery app or

wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge all episodes of Academy early and ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus. Uh-oh. Oh, we lost Matt. Oh no, Matthew. I hope you find your way back. Am I frozen? I'm here. You froze.

What I was saying was like, Julie can't hide her disdain for her, and that's what I love, which means when Aaron eventually walks out of that house, Julie's just going to... I hope that she does one of those things, you know, where you go to shake their hand,

and then you go behind your hair like, ooh, yeah. I hope she just speaks to her in Spanish. Yeah. Julie has been actually very outspoken about how much she hates Aaron. She told Paparazzi on TMZ, she's talked about it on the talk a lot, about how it

makes her blood boil, and then she always says, well, she's very immature, but hopefully she'll learn a lesson. It's like, no. And you know what? The producers are not even allowing Aaron to have their redemption moment. You know, she apologized to Candice, and they were like, yeah, it was fake. And then tonight, on tonight's episode,

they showed her apologizing to Howard, but it was part of a montage of Aaron just being an insincere bitch. They're like, yeah, it was fake. And then tonight, on tonight's episode, they showed her apologizing to Howard, but it was part of a montage of Aaron just being an insincere bitch. They're like, we're not giving you that moment. You are a racist and you have to live with that. Well, that part with Howard was awesome because she's like, nothing I have said, I didn't mean it to be derogatory in any way. And then they cut to Howard and he's like, uh-huh.

He's like, uh-huh. Stupid Howard. He's like, uh-huh. He's like, uh-huh. Stupid Howard. He's like, what's derogatory? But I also like, though, after that, after she was being nice to everyone, then she tells Judd, she's like, I hope people can appreciate how difficult it is for me to be really nice to them

and I hope I get some credit for that. But Ben, you're making it sound like she said that in a Valley Girl way, but she actually said that in a, I'm actually mad at people for not congratulating me. I know, you're right. I sometimes have a tendency to project Valley Girl onto her, but you're right, it was like a mean-spirited

like... She was pissed. Like, look at the good work I've done trying to reach out to people by being like, you know, being a basic human being, having a basic level of courtesy. Well, last week I was calling somebody a four-year-old because my nieces were in town

and one of them is four, so now I think of everything in niece-child ways, but she really is like a four-year-old. It's like the only reason that that little brat is nice is because she wants something. It's like, why can't I have a lollipop? I've been nice!

It's like, you've been nice for five seconds, and it's only because you saw a lollipop. Shut the fuck up, kid! Stop having babies, America! Do you think the House should have voted Aaron out, or Jeremy? Neither. I think they should have voted Spencer out,

because as much as I hate Jeremy, and as much as I hate Aaron, if both of them are to go out in two weeks back-to-back, or even Caitlin, or even the three of them back-to-back-to-back, the show is going to suck. Because, it's not going to suck, but like, Aaron should never leave the house, and neither should Gina Marie, because they're crazy and horrifying. Yeah, I agree. And by the way, Aaron and Jeremy are idiots for not being able to team up as fellow nominees and launch a hate campaign against Spencer and to air out all the shit that he said and really paint him as a threat. Instead, they just... Jeremy walked around in a baby costume and Aaron went around kissing everyone's ass. That's not how you win at these games. You don't pledge your loyalty. You just make people think there's a bigger threat. You make them afraid of other people.

Those people have no teamwork. Skills. They are terrible. They will never be in a healthy relationship. What about the end when Jeremy was... I know about healthy relationships because I'm always in them. I love in the end when Jeremy was evicted and he's talking to Julie.

She's grilling him. Basically, were you kicked off because you're a prick? And he's like, no, you know, it's because I'm so big and intimidating. I don't know what the fuck town you're from, but you're not big, and you're not intimidating. You have, like, you're like a little puny body.

He has that much hair product in, too. Like, that's not scaring me. No kidding, and you're not hiding your bald spot with your Eddie Monster hair. Shut up, stupid. And by the way, when you are caught on live feeds calling Jews kikes and saying, ugh, they totally Jewed me, they totally Jewed me, I'm not thinking, ugh, he's an asshole because he's tall.

You're an asshole because I'm Jewish and you're anti-Semitic right now. No one hates you for your good looks, alright, Dumbo? Nobody hates you for your good looks. Step off of that homely person. You know what, parents? Stop for your good looks. Step off of that homely person. You know what, parents? Stop telling your homely children that they're gorgeous.

It's not helping them. They're getting into trouble. We've seen this with Ashley on The Princesses. We've seen it with a bunch of people. You know, I've seen it in my own life. Shit, my parents told me that I just can't do. Your parents are like, you can do anything. Well, you know what?

I can't. I wish my parents would have just told me, concentrate on blogging and YouTube videos, alright? I would be further in life. Yes, I agree. And by the way, Jeremy, I mean, to his credit, his body is great, and it's looking even better than ever before. I beg to differ. He's got a good body,

but his tattoos ruin it. His wings are on the wrong side. You cannot fly with wings on your chest. It doesn't work in Angels in America. Please refer to him as the Cherokee Chief. I know. The Idiot Grand Cherokee. God, a nickel machine wants its idiot back.

Get back there. Get your bucket, stupid Cherokee Chief jerk. Can we back up for a second to the POV competition? Because his lady friend, Caitlin, won the POV, and that dumb bitch actually considered for a long time of staying on the block, and her ass would have been voted the fuck out. You guys, I would like to sum up my feelings on that with two pictures that I made.

Are you ready for them? Because I'm about to show you them right now. This is Caitlin. Wah, it's hard to find a guy to call me Meat Wallet. Because seriously, what are you crying about? That is an unfortunate screen grab on her face. And this is Jeremy. If you want a bowling ball to roll

where you tell it, you gotta keep your fingers in it at all times. You guys, these people are so fucking disgusting. Both of them. First of all, what is he after? She doesn't even have, her eyebrows don't even make any sense. She's hot.

That girl can't even wax an eyebrow. You expect her to wax an eyebrow? You know, we should just be lucky that she can form a single sentence, okay? She's got good point of structure. I will say this. There are so many shenanigans in this house, so much offensive behavior and racism,

that what's hilarious is that Jeremy's all his Cherokee bullshit, there's so much that the media can't even get to. The Native Americans can't even get to being outraged because there's, like, a line of other groups that are like, sorry, guys, we're first, you know? There's so much bullshit in here, you know? Like, they didn't even get a chance to, like, complain about how offensive he is.

Sitting there in the bathtub being like, whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Like, ridiculous. Yeah, but he really is, the thing that's so offensive is that he is Cherokee. Like, he said he's like 130th Cherokee or something. Yeah, he's like 132nd Cherokee. He looks pretty

Indian. I mean, what's the other part of him? I don't even mean that as a derogatory thing. I grew up next to an Indian reservation, and he looks like every Indian I've ever met. Just because he was conceived in a Jeep Grand Cherokee does not make him an actual Cherokee. He's like, I'm a suburban from the 80s.

Yeah. He's like, listen, I'm a natural-born navigator. All right, I'm going to shake in on the Facebook because a lot of people are here tonight talking. Is anybody watching us right now? I haven't looked at that, but there's 43 comments on the Facebook, so let me see what they're saying. Ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba.

All right, Lisa, Jeremy does not have a great body. He's way too skinny for my taste. Yes, I mean, look, I can appreciate somebody being skinny. I don't think he's got a bad body. He's way too skinny for my taste. Yes. I mean, look, I can appreciate somebody being skinny. I don't think he's got a bad body. He's not skinny. He's just making himself sound like a gladiator, you know? And he's just like a skinny little guy who does both. I actually think his face is hideous,

and he has bigger, nastier teeth than Miley Cyrus. Miley. Oh, no, his face is horrendous. Because, you know, that's what matters most. How does your face look? Awful. Alright, so a couple of things. So, what do you guys

think about Amanda pulling strings at Judd to get Howard and Candace on the block? What is with Amanda? Do you think she's a stealth racist? Because you know this is going to come up, because she's been going against Howard, and now she's apparently going against Howard and Candace. So is she a stealth racist?

Because Florida is the South, y'all. Let's not forget that. She's been a stealth racist just because she's going after Howard and Candace. I think it's more to do with the fact that Howard and Candace are a couple, and she'd rather do something with them before somebody comes after her and McCray. They're a couple? What do you mean they're a couple?

They're, like, tight. They're tight, and Candace wants to get him up in her tightness. Oh, wow. She wants... Miss Louisiana wants him up in her bayou. Oh, yeah. I don't even know what that means. She wants to shuck his corral fish.

She wants to get all messy in that jambalaya. Did you love that Amanda's mom was basically calling her a whore tonight when she was like, well, you know, Amanda's dated a lot of people. Lawyers, people in sports, doctors, farmers, actors, directors, producers, people who own banks. Best boys. The fact that she couldn't lock down any of – the fact that she was dating such varsity, like, professional athletes and doctors and all that, and she couldn't lock it down and now is the pizza boy, that says that there's a lot more crazy there than we have yet to see. She just wants to control.

She's just so up front with it. That's why I like her. She doesn't bother me. She's obviously with somebody because she can control him. I love when he said, I don't even know why you're with me. And she said, I don't either.

Loved it. Love her. And then she's already, and then they're all out. She's like, okay, we're going to wake up every morning at 8 a.m. You're going to move down to Miami with me. I'm going to walk the dog. You're going to make some bacon. I'm going to work. You're going to

go to work. I'm going to come home. I'm going to make you dinner. You're going to eat my dinner. You're going to then go home. You're going to wash the sink. And then I'm going to go to sleep. And then you have to wait 10 minutes and you can go to sleep because I don't want to fall asleep to you snoring. But don't forget that you're going to get a job. And he's like, I'll deliver pizzas there. Yeah.

He's like, it's a very scalable business model. People don't eat pizza in Miami. What is he thinking? She's not in Miami. Isn't she in Fort Lauderdale? They're richer there. I think that she's Coral Gables adjacent. No, she's Boca Raton.

She's Boca Raton. Oh, they eat in Boca. Wait, and by the way... Yeah, they eat in Boca. They eat in Boca, girl. Isn't it Raton? What are you saying? Boca Raton. No, it's Boca Raton.

It's Boca Raton. It's very French. You're making it way more glamorous than it really is. Boca Raton. When I was a kid, I saw an ad in Time Magazine for Boca Raton, and I was like, ooh, it looks so classy and pretty. For the longest time, I wanted to go to Boca Raton. I was like, can we do a family vacation to Boca Raton?

And again, you're the straight one? Okay. Mom, my dream is to go to Boca Raton. Is this a normal Starbucks, or is this the extra large Starbucks? That's the one that I get. It's the Trenta. It's the 30-ounce one. No wonder I'm getting fucking drunk over here.

I filled it to the same line of vodka that I always do, and I was like, why am I feeling drunk? It's because they gave me a super size. Who drinks that much? Well, I drink that much coffee, I guess. I drink that every day of my life, the 30-ounce Trenta. You do? But you're skinny. You don't eat. I eat, too. Trenta

Reznor, my favorite coffee goth musician. You guys, I want to show you my notes. I started taking notes. Look. Butthole. Because I wanted to tell you the Aaron butthole story. If I had a heart attack and died right now, the coroner would be like, well, he died next to

a notebook that said butthole. The thing is, if we had to do this entire webcast in five seconds, you just could say butthole, and that's the week. Butthole. Right? I think that encapsulates everything from the week. Was there anything else that we've missed?

Who do you guys think, this is from Emmy, who do you guys think is going to be nominated this week, and who do you guys think, this is from Emmy, who do you guys think is going to be nominated this week? And who do you think, let's start with that. And then who do you think is going to be evicted? But first question is, who are your guesses for Nami's? For Judd's nominations? Yes.

I think that he's going to be too scared to make, I think that he'll be a little too afraid to make a bold move. And because Aaron is still pretty much hated by the house, even though she's trying to do this whole campaign. I think that it's safer for him to put her up than anybody else, because then that could potentially put him in jeopardy later.

But, he's also going to have Amanda in his ear the entire week. So, I actually think that he'll put up Caitlin and Aaron again, because it's safe safe and they've just been there, and then they could plan to backdoor Howard. Yeah. And then who do you think America is going to vote for?

Aaron. Aaron, right? Although I have to say I was on, I think it was Joker's Updates, somewhere where they had a poll, like who's your favorite house guest or whatever. And Aaron was tied with the favorite. I mean, it was Alyssa and Aaron. They were tied.

I think it's because people that watch the show religiously like we do realize that somebody horrible like Aaron brings so much to making TV gold, and we don't want to lose her. Yeah. gold and we don't want to lose her. Yeah, I mean, I was actually secretly hoping that Caitlyn was going to win HOH because it would have just been craziness all over again. Like, Judd winning is like, that was actually the worst case scenario because he has brought nothing to the show. He's apparently supposed to be cool.

People like him on the feeds and everything, but normally... Go ahead. No, no, go ahead. I was just going to say that normally in a Big Brother cycle, this is very rare for us to have this entertaining of a show this early on. It usually takes about six weeks until it gets really, really juicy. Well, sometimes... In my memory.

So this we've already... I think we lost Ronnie. It's starting to change because people are going to start showing their true colors now. We've already seen the racist. We've already seen that. My network connection is experiencing difficulties. It's okay. You're there, boo.

I will say, actually the past few seasons have started off with a good first week or two and then have fallen into huge ruts. I don't think this season will. There are too many big, interesting characters, but for sure, if Aaron and

Caitlyn are out, then it's going to slow down. I don't think they're going to get out Aaron and Caitlyn, because it's Judd. So who did you guys say Judd was in an alliance with? Amanda and McRae? Amanda, Mc McCray, and I think Andy, maybe Jesse.

I think he's tied with Jesse. I would not be surprised, honestly, if Howard goes up as a nomination because now Aaron and Caitlyn may now be viewed as non-threats. They've been neutered. They've lost their... All three of those women with Gina Marie

have lost their men. Like, The Moving Company is the worst men's alliance of all time. You know what would be awesome? If Gina Marie were nominated because she's already on the fucking edge. And just watching her cry out weak. I mean, that has been so fun. Why?

I never got to win out of household or nothing. Nothing like that. Why? I never got to win out of household or nothing. Nothing like that. Why? Why? Wait, this is her hair. Why? Why?

Why? Why? This was Nick's favorite piece of paper. Why? Wait, do you think that they're... Nick, love this bone! Excuse me, is that a sleeve for a man part? No, this is a dog bone.

I fill it with peanut butter when I leave for a little bulina. Yeah, you do. And then I bone it, yeah. This was Nick's favorite SD card plastic case holder. Why? Nick loved his remote control. Why? Why?

This was Nick's favorite wards program why Nick loves this external hard drive this was Nick's favorite Ruka tag from a shirt that he bought why this was Nick's favorite lap.

Why? This was Rick's... This was Nick's favorite year. Why? Do you think that there's any chance that the way they interviewed McCray and Amanda's parents this week... I mean, you guys can't not be dying for them to go interview Gina Marie's parents.

Oh, my God. They'll be like, Gina Marie's nominated? It's going to be like... It's going to be Oscar the Grouch and a woman who works at the Sizzler. Yeah, she's going to be like, you ever seen Toddlers and Tiaras? We haven't seen Gina Marie in 45 years.

She went off playing at the Staten Island Dump, and we lost her. I'm so glad she's back and safe. We're still trying to get changed for the fairy. We took her to the Staten Island Mall and lost her by the fairy. We took her to the Staten Island Mall and lost her by the Sparrow. Did you say

we lost her by the Sparrow? Did you say the Sparrow? Sparrow. Where's our precious Gina Marie? We wanted them to make a lifetime movie of it, but they wouldn't take our story. We haven't seen her in 45 years. She still thinks she's 12.

Oh, okay. Thank you, Facebook. Okay, JD just said on Facebook, just FYI, Amanda has said Howard has used his race to get further in the game and called Andy a faggot Andy. Or a faggoty Ann. But I agree, she's fun to watch.

She's horrible. I officially hate her. God, Amanda, you'd think she'd be a little lighter on the gay slurs considering she looks like she heads up a softball team. Jesus, thickness. So I think with Amanda we have a situation where someone has a false sense of familiarity.

She sort of thinks she has license to say it because she's like, oh, my friends are gay. But she doesn't realize, like, no, Amanda. It's a little different than someone who is out and out just homophobic, you know? Yeah. She needs someone to say, no, Amanda, that's not cool. And she probably would say at first, like, what's wrong? I'm like a gay pride parade,

which is also true, too. Oh my god, you guys, Nick's hat just fell off. Oh my god. Oh my god. What? What? Oh my god. So, are we done? Do we have any other Big Brother crap? I don't know. So are we done? Do we have any other Big Brother crap?

I don't know. I think we can do it all. They're in, so Judd is the new head of household and I was kind of watching the TV Guide Network and they are hanging out in his room and that's it because it's boring.

I wonder what gifts he got from home. Probably like a dead frog and like a rubber tire. Like, here Judd, here are your favorite toys. Oh great, it's my favorite frog. Here's a paper clip you can make into a jumping bean and a piece of paper.

Your imagination is your greatest gift God gave you. It's probably one of those duck call whistles from Duck Dynasty. God bless, John. And some camo PJs. I have to say I'm sorry to Lisa Pierce for not singing

a show tune, but it has to come naturally and it just did not come tonight. But happy birthday, Lisa Pierce. Yeah, happy birthday. Happy birthday. And happy birthday to Nelson Mandela. Oh, and yeah, happy birthday, Nelson. Is he still alive?

He's alive and watching Big Brother. Oh, Lord, have you been reading this Nelson Mandela news? I mean, that is just some crazy bullshit. His son's coming out and going all crazy in the news. They're all fighting over whether or not to pull the plug on Nelson Mandela. Okay, you guys, because I'm a piece, like, I fight for peace like Nelson Mandela,

so when it's my time to die and I'm lying in a bed and I'm shitting myself, pull the fucking plug. Don't just be letting my kids try and, like, trademark my name so they can sell, you know, bumper stickers with my face on it. All right? Just pull the plug.

Let me die. I'm ready to go. I think, by the way, next season they should put Winnie Mandela in the Big Brother house because that bitch is crazy. Put her in the Big Brother house. They're going to have a real interesting episode. Yeah, those Mandelas are crazy motherfuckers. Yeah, let's just put the Mandelas in the Big Brother house.

They're all fighting with each other. No, Nelson can be there. He can be just laying there in a bed, and then the whole family can be fighting. Pajaja and Prince Van and Holt, or whatever his name is. All the crazy airs. Oh my God, that should be the next reality show.

Air fight. I really wish we could have a celebrity Big Brother like they do in the UK, but it's only really C-list or D-list celebrities, because I watched the Big Brother they had over there with Tara Reid, and it was amazing when she got voted out and they booed her. Her and Jedward.

Yes, Jedward is now my favorite. I love them so much. They were so wonderful on that show. We did have a version of that. It was called I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here with Janice Dickinson and Spencer and Heidi. Was that good? Spencer and Heidi were also on

Celebrity Big Brother a few months ago in the UK, and they were actually really good on it, because everyone on the show is a big crybaby, and Spencer and Heidi were like, fuck these people, they're stupid, and I kind of was rooting for them. They came in second place.

I feel like they actually do need to try and reboot Celebrity Big Brother in the United States, or I'm a celebrity, get me out of here, just because I don't know, I feel like enough bullshit has gone down where it's time to bring out... I mean, who would you want on it, Ronnie? Ann Coulter. Ann Coulter and

Carrot Top. I don't know why I was thinking this, but I think because we were talking about crazy racists. I would love for it to be the Mandela family, Ann Coulter. Yes, Carrot Top is great. And MJ from Shadows of Sunset. Yes. The kid who was friends with Michael Jackson

possibly got raped by him. Which one? Maybe about teenage vampires. Wesley from Mr. Belvedere. Wesley from Mr. Belvedere. Lucille Ball's daughter, just because why not. Wait, can I do a name drop? It could be amazing. Yes. You know Lucille Ball's daughter. just because why not. Wait, can I do a name drop? It could be amazing.

Yes. You know Lucille Ball's daughter? Oh, my God, please. Really? Shirley? She lived down the street from me. Her name's not Shirley. Lucy.

Lucy Arnaz. She lived down the street from me growing up. Oh, really? Really? Did she have a stamp of Lucy on her mailbox? Because every time that bitch is in People Magazine, she's like, Lucy and Ricky. Guess what? We know. How about you go get a job, Lucy on her mailbox because every time that bitch is in People Magazine she's like, Lucy and Ricky, guess what we know. How about you go get a job, Lucy

Arnaz. You don't see me bragging about Skylane's bowling alley everywhere. It's like stamping that on the Google Hangouts logo. I'm going to throw in a little Emmys fact right now. Everybody should go to tv.yahoo.com backslash

Emmys and they should go to the the Emmy site that I worked on today because Lucille Ball today, until today, she was tied for the most Emmy nominations for any actress ever. Oh, God. Oh, no, no. Julia Louis-Dreyfus surpassed her with her 14th nomination. She had seven for Seinfeld, five for New Adventures of Old Christine, and now she's had two consecutive ones for Veep. So now she's the most nominated

Emmy actress ever, and I have a fun blog with GIFs in it. Well deserved. She's a great comedic actress. She is a great comedic actress. Yeah, I thought it was going to be someone horrible. Like, have you guys seen that preview for that show with Poppy Montgomery? It's like,

where they're like, it's a detective who remembers things. That's going into its second season. What the fuck is that show about? It's a detective who can remember things? Like, Caitlin could have a show if it's for that. That bitch is a bartender. She can remember orders and pictures. Do you want to know who the consultant on that show is?

It's Mary Lou Henner, who is one of those people that has one of those crazy memories that when you see something it can remember everything and Mary Lou Henner is the consultant to that show, Unforgettable. Wow. Unforgettable. Every episode's going to have something to do with the taxis.

It's like, alright, this episode alright, let's have Carole Kane in it and there's a murder mystery at the taxi depot. It's Danny, all right, this episode, all right, let's have Carole King in it. And there's a murder mystery at the taxi depot. It's Danny DeVito. It's Danny DeVito. What about, and they'll have like an episode where somebody's touched by an angel and it's Jeff Conaway. Oh. Too soon?

Oh, Jeff Conaway. No, it wasn't too soon. You know what celebrity rehab did? It made me root for people to overdose. Come on, people. Stop your whining. Put it down. Shut up, Jeff Conway. I'm still mad at him for that show. He's such a jerk on that show. I need to stop drinking

and I probably need to stop doing it on the internet. Happy birthday, Lisa Marie. Yeah. You're right. We didn't say happy birthday to you. That's not you birthday fuckers. Who said happy birthday to me this year? Nobody! Mm-hmm. I need to go out and yell at somebody.

I'm gonna go flip a bed. You guys wanna go to McDonald's? No. I wanna go to Pinkberry. Food bar! Food bar! Food bar time! Food bar! This is very telling. Ben wants fast food, Ronnie wants alcohol, Matt wants ice cream.

I don't think Ronnie wants alcohol. I want all of those things. Oh, I'm not going to get any at Foo Bar. You can't have sex in a place like that. It's disgusting. It's just a look and laugh. Tonight's night at Foo Bar is a big fat dick, right? Yeah, isn't it BFDN?

Or as I like to call it, the Howard Night. Yes, this is a really disgusting night over there where they have a contest for big wieners. And guys go in some back room with the drag queen and they whip out their wiener and then they put the wiener on this clothesline and then people vote on who has the biggest one. And it is embarrassing.

I don't know why people think that they should be putting their wieners out there in public, but it's really fun to go and look at all the wieners and be like, whose ugly, shriveled, mushroom-head wiener is that? And then you look around and you laugh at your friends. Do you win a prize? No, guys don't need a prize.

If you just tell a guy he's got a big dick, that's his prize. He wins. He puts it on his resume, and it's over. He puts it on his Grindr account, and it's all done. By the way, speaking of wieners, sorry, this is really getting not okay. We should do our own version of Candy Coated Nights, by the way. We should, but I don't think I have enough sex for that. I could be the person that you guys are trying to educate.

I'm glad, because we have too many podcasts where we make people laugh and we need some where they cry. Well, I think I'm getting there because of drinking. And by the way, Fat and Sweaty, do you guys have air conditioning? Why am I the only one who sweats? Bitch, I'm in central air right now and it is glamour. You're a whore face.

I've got no air on. I'm just cool as a cucumber. What can I say? I got my Chenbot shirt on. I'm just cool as a cucumber. What can I say? Cue the Jordan Sparks. I got my Chenbot shirt on. No air. You guys, we've got somebody on our Facebook named Manolet Carrera from Colombia.

Rawr! Keep up the hotness. You are so cute. Okay, that's all I had to say. And happy birthday to everybody. So we're done, right? Yeah, we're just talking now. Yeah, now we're just talking on. Yeah, now we're just like talking

on the phone, right? Can we just do that? That's what our podcasts are going to devolve into eventually. Just being like, hi, what are you doing? Nothing, what are you doing? Nothing, what are you doing? Oh, yes, Matt. I was just going to ask, Ben, nobody responded to the I wrote back, but

does it make sense to do Watch What Crappens Big Brother and get rid of TV Click, or are we doing TV Click? I don't care. I'm just curious. I'm I don't know. I'm mixed because I do like the TV Click thing, but at the same time, we are inundating our Watch What Crappens page with Big Brother stuff, and I'm

not opposed to just calling it Watch What Crappens on Big Brother. That's true, but it's just mixing Bravo with other networks. I don't care. We're going to have a YouTube page and stuff. I think it's better to erase it. We just submitted to iTunes. I think we just have to live with it.

It's like once you get married, you can't get an annulment for a while. We can't change the YouTube page? No. I mean, you could change the basic name of it, but the address is going to be the TV click. Well, I mean, we've only done three episodes. The point is, I mean, I'm fine either way, but the address is going to be the TV Click. We've only done three episodes. The point is, I'm fine either way, but I think maybe, I don't know,

I'm concerned about splitting the brand versus, it seems like we're naturally expanding the brand on our page. That's all. Stuff we should be talking about in emails. Why are we talking about this right now? Why don't you guys tell us, should we be watching Krappen's Big Brother or the TV Click Big Brother? Yeah, tell us what you like.

Yeah, guys. Wait, I thought we were not recording anymore. No, we're still recording. Is that why you just showed your chest? I was trying to get... Is Matt, like, masturbating on the camera now? Here's my hand. Finally, we're going to finally go viral.

We're going to do it. All right, so everyone, you can follow Ronnie at TrashTweetTV No, no, don't even bother Twitter. Just follow me on Instagram, TrashTalkTV, and on my Vine, which is Ronnie Caram. And Matt is at LifeOnTheMList on

Vine, Instagram, and Twitter. I'm at B-SideBlog on Vine, Instagram, and Twitter. And you can check out our Bravo podcast, which is very funny, called Watch What Crap Is, and our Facebook page is facebook.com forward slash watch what crap is.

And for the time being, we have a lot of Big Brother stuff there until we start up another Facebook page for the Big Brother stuff, or unless we consolidate. I guess you'll find out. It's America's choice. So thanks, everyone, for listening.

Tell all your friends. Thanks to everyone on Facebook who chimed in tonight, and thanks to everyone at Joker's America's choice. So thanks everyone for listening. Tell all your friends thanks to everyone on Facebook who chimed in tonight and thanks to everyone at Joker's Updates who've been supporting us. And we look forward to hearing and maybe seeing from some of you next week. Yeah, come on to the Facebook page or to our YouTube page and comment

and we will be reading you through the whole show. We'll see you guys later. Bye! Bye! and we will be reading you through the whole show. We'll see you guys later. Bye. Bye. If you like listening to comedy, try watching it on the internet. The folks behind the Sideshow Network have launched a new YouTube channel called Wait For It. It's got interviews with

comedians like Reggie Watts, Todd Glass, Liza Schleichinger. Schleichinger, I've been friends with her for 10 years. One of the funniest people out there, and I still have a hard time with the last name, Liza. Our very own Owen Benjamin, that's me, takes you on a musical journey down internet rabbit holes and much more. You don't have to wait any longer. Just go to youtube.com slash waitforitcomedy. There's no need to wait for it anymore. Because it's here.

And it's funny. And I love you. A few days ago, Brooke Tudine posted an inspirational quote on her wall that got 17 likes and 3 comments. Thumbs up, Brooke. Geico also wants to make a comment. In just 15 minutes, you could save hundreds of dollars on your car insurance by switching to Geico. And nothing says inspiration better than saving money. Well, except for those posters that say things like teamwork, excellence, and make it happen.

Hashtag keep climbing. Hashtag savings. GEICO. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Hey, Prime members. You can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free on Amazon Music. Download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen ad-free with Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts. Before you go, tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at wondery.com slash survey.