Watch What Crappens - The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 5 in Review

Episode Date: July 29, 2013

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You look like you're having a fantastic time over there in that beautiful garden that you seem to have in your apartment. Yeah, trees, Trees, guys. For those of you tuning in, you're like, wait, I thought you guys were called the TV Click Big Brother. Well, we were, but we're not expert branders, and we decided to just put everything under the Watch Our Crappins umbrella. So we like the TV Click name, and maybe we'll incorporate it in something else, in some minor element, but for right now, we're all just watching our crap in Big Brother style.

Yeah, that's easy. We don't have to get a new Facebook page and all that crap. Yeah, that's basically it. We just didn't want to have to start up all our new things. Really quickly, Ronnie is at Trash Talk TV on Instagram. I'm at B-Side Blog on Instagram, Twitter, and

on Vine, and follow us there, and enjoy us. Ben's doing really good photo caps of Big Brother on his website, bsideblog, and I'm doing kind of redub video recaps on my

website, trashtalktv.com, so come on over, guys. Yeah, but we're going to get to Big Brother right now, and by the way, I want to give a shout out to whoever the YouTube commenter was who said, you know, you guys spent two minutes talking about yourself. You should rename this podcast Talking About Ourselves. All about me.

All about me. If I thought anybody would watch that, I would rename it All About Me, and I'd just be like, you know what I did today? Nothing. Let's talk about it. My back hurts from sleeping too much. How about you guys? All right.

So we are now, of course, talking about ourselves. But let's talk about Big Brother. We just finished, is it week five that we just finished? Week five. Whoa. Another good week. Another great season. We're happy.

Are we not, Ronnie? Yeah, they're keeping it rolling along. I thought it was going to be dead after they got rid of the biggest douchebags of the house, but it's not at all. It just keeps steaming right along. And watching Erin try to pretend she's a nice, not

racist is probably one of my favorite things on TV right now. I agree. I think that is my favorite thing of all time, at least for this summer. Because she's, by the way, a raging racist. Raging. She's terrible. And I love that is like my favorite thing of all time, at least for this summer, because she's, by the way, a raging racist. Raging. She's terrible. And I love that she keeps saying over and over, like, well, I've been nice for the past few weeks.

I haven't been negative lately. I mean, maybe I'm negative, but I haven't been negative lately. You're a horrible human being. That lives forever. It's like Hitler being like, well, I mean, you know, I killed six million Jews, but I haven't done it in like six months, so I should get some credit for that,

right? Yeah. I could have killed 12 million Jews. I mean, that's how many there were. I mean, I stopped at six, so. Yeah, I was listening to some other podcast, and this guy on it, he was a comedian, and he was trying to say like, well, you know, he was a comedian and he was trying to say like well you know hitler was a terrible person and he killed all these people but you know there is a

chance he could have killed someone who had been left alive would have gone on to rule the entire world and have been a terrible person so you never know i'm like hmm i feel like this would be like that's like aaron's like mentality is like, I don't want to be a racist, but if we get rid of all the blacks and Jews and gays, we might be getting rid of someone who could be really bad for society. Yeah, exactly. Like maybe I made a black person cry, but at least they're in the bathroom crying

instead of out there on the street robbing somebody. She's doing her good deeds. She's such a dumb bitch. She is dumb. So I thought this week, this was Judd's week, we all thought it was going to be a little dull because it's Judd, he doesn't really do much, and you know,

in the beginning of the season there was a little bit more tension going on in the house. It seems to have quieted down. But here we are, and right after the latest eviction episode, I feel like the tension is still very strong. It is because they all hate each other, which is just so fun. And then

they've got a couple wild cards in there, like Alyssa's in there, and she's kind of led us to believe that she's nice, but then a couple of things have happened that we think, but maybe she's not nice, and that's awesome, because she's going to be so great to watch. The best thing on reality shows, and I've said this on our Bravo podcast a million times,

but it's always like a little flower. There's a little seed planted at the very beginning, and then you just watch people turn horrible. You see the worst sides of them, and they bloom into a beautiful bitch flower. I really think that Alyssa's got some potential. Alyssa showed a lot of bitch potential this week. I was always like Team Alyssa. She was like my number one. But I think the first thing was when she started making fun of Amanda's bathing suit, right?

Okay, the best line of the whole week for me was, You wear a one-piece? Who are you? Who are you? are you thanks for asking I don't know you anymore who are you like I wouldn't wear that on TV like I don't know thanks but no thanks

I'm like not obsessed with the one piece I mean even as a joke thanks no like that girl has been on the block every week that girl is like sisters

to one of the most hated and slash loved I guess people of all time and the thing she chooses to take a stand on is a one piece bathing suit she's not taking a stand on anything a one-piece bathing suit. She's not taking a stand on anything ever that we've known in over a month, and suddenly a one-piece

bathing suit, she won't shut the fuck up for the whole hour. I know. I think the fact that she was an MVP somehow that shook out all the bitch seeds that were in her that were ready to be a few inches deeper in the soil for them to flower,

and the MVP thing shook them in deeper in the soil, and now we're getting the first sprouts, you know? Because not only... Well, I loved, first of all, when she didn't have MVP and she didn't know what to do about it, so she walked into the room and she was like... I have nothing

no I've got nothing to say she was acting like she had some huge secret and Amanda called her out on it and asked her what the fuck you're acting like you have some secret I think it's just one of those faces like when you've had work done like you just don't know what she's thinking you know like her blank

you get used to the face so when you see something like that you're like what's happening but she's thinking. Like her blank, you get used to the face, so when you see something like that, you're like what's happening? But she's like the queen of... She's like, I have nothing to say, but thanks for asking. That's my favorite quote of hers from like last week, when she

said to Jen, thanks for asking. Well, that girl's... Great time. Thanks for asking. Well, that whole bathing suit drama really got kind of ugly because Alyssa was saying,

I wouldn't wear a one-piece, and then Amanda puts on her one-piece, which Amanda has a bikini, right? She's been in it before, but anyway, she was in her little one piece trying to make a dominatrix outfit. And Alyssa wouldn't stop. Wouldn't stop. So she just kept saying, I want a piece. I want a piece.

And then she's like, yeah, maybe I'll let him eat some cream off my thigh. And Alyssa's like, that's disgusting. I mean, no offense, but seriously, gross. I'm going to barf. I mean, no offense, but seriously gross. I'm going to barf. I mean, no offense, but disgusting.

I mean, I don't mean to be mean or anything, but that's seriously disgusting. No thanks. I saw one time a tiger eat a baby and then it threw it up and then it licked all the pieces back up and that was less disgusting

than eating something off your thigh. No offense. No offense, but at least that tiger was wearing a bikini and not a one-piece. And it was a tiger print bikini, so it actually didn't even look like there was a bikini there at all. Thanks. I was like,

thanks, tiger. That tiger was hairy all over his body, and it was still less disgusting than the thought of somebody eating something off your thigh. Not bad. No offense. I don't mean to be mean, but your thighs are, like, huge, and I hate them.

No offense. It's like watching somebody eat a piece of ham off of a tub of cottage chairs. Not bad. It's like watching somebody eat a piece of ham off of a tub of cottage cheese. No offense. It's like watching Cheez Whiz being put on an old tire. No offense. I love when we let those go too long. We just started.

We just started. What are you talking about? I'm cheesing this all the time. It's like watching someone put whipped cream on an armadillo that you see on the side of the road. Thanks. No offense. Well, I still love her. And Amanda, okay. Amanda's

very, very manipulative. And I said this last week, and I'll say it again. All you have to do to know what a bitch she is is to look at the look on her terrified father's face when he says, Amanda gets whatever she wants. Because that is so true. And she's so, okay, she starts the episode like, well, if Alyssa doesn't have MVP, then she's no use to me.

Fuck it, I'll just vote her off. Like, who cares? She's stupid. And then this bathing suit drama happens, and she's like, oh, my God, she was like my best friend. I worked so hard to keep her in this house with Gray. I know I'm not skinny, but that was just mean and hateful. She knows that that wasn't being mean and hateful, right? Alyssa wasn't calling her, like, fat. She wasn't saying, like,

your body is disgusting. That's why I don't want to watch somebody eat off of it. It was that she's trying to pretend that she wasn't, like, a porn, you know, like an internet porn star a year ago, or whatever, before she got her yoga license. She's trying to pretend she's a Christian, right?

Right. Well, I, um, what I liked about this bathing suit drama was that there was a drama attached to it. You know, like, this is why you know it's a good season of Big Brother. Because if it was, like, two years ago, there would have been a bathing suit fashion show, and someone might have said something, and then that would have been it. But because this is, like, a good season, the bathing suit scene that you think is a fun,

like, oh, here's a human interest part, that's a goofy segment, then turns into a drama with someone crying in the bathroom stall. That's what I love. That's a good season. Yeah, because she's fat. No one called you fat. Get over yourself. You're meaty, for sure.

You're mannish. You're a little thick. You possibly got some nuts dropping out of you in that one piece. You're not fat. You're not fat. You've got an hourglass figure, assuming that you have one of those modern hourglasses

that look like this. You sort of have a glass figure, like a general target. You know, you have one of those modern hour glasses that look like this, you know. You just don't have a glass figure, like a general, like, Target. You have a Starbucks figure. You know, it's perfectly natural. You know, a little big boned. Yeah, don't feel bad. Just stand next to Helen.

Yeah. I wish I had more props here. Yeah, don't feel bad. Just stand next to Helen. I wish I had more props here. Stand next to Gina Marie. This is my Gina Marie wig. When I wear this, I'm being Gina Marie. Yo, where's Nick? Yo, this is a shout-out to all my New Yorkers and my New Jerseyans. Yo, holla.

Holla, y'all like little cockroaches. I love all of yous. All of yous little cockroaches. What is that? Actually, this is disgusting that I've even got this on my head because my dog is so prison raped this thing gross but wait dog's penis on my bald spot

that was Gina Marie that big puff of hair on it why don't we dial back to Sunday night's episode so let's see do we remember anything that happened on Sunday night's episode that was the ice cream frozen yogurt, which stupid Gina Marie kept calling Fro-Mo.

I don't know what the fuck that is. It's like a frozen gay guy. It's probably how Nick is on his couch while he watches her. Frozen Mo. Don't ever let her get a big hit. Please. If I stay super still, she'll never see me. She's like a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Maybe she'll think I'm just a shadow. She's like, that's our Anasaurus Rex. Maybe she'll think I'm just a shadow. She has the, I don't know. But she, yeah, Gina Marie, it's a shame. No, no, don't bother. You know, here's the thing. Nick really, I think he finally saw what he missed out on,

which is her superior oral skills, which she executed onto the frozen yogurt machine. She got, wait, how do I do it, how do I show the gift that I which is her superior oral skills which she executed onto the frozen yogurt machine she got wait how do I show the gif that I made on this you made a gif I'm so excited you have to go to

screen share and then it will let you pick because I've got just a general picture of her that Miss Cleo gave. No, I actually made a GIF, and I'm going to try to show it right now. Here's the thing. My computer has about as much functionality as Gina Marie's brain,

so it goes very slowly. Do you watch a lot of this on your computer? You have a lot of that going on. How are you able to... Isn't that disgusting? So thank you, Ms. Cleo, for sending that to me because my damn DVR didn't even get that. I had to watch that bullshit on the internet. Oh, just press to the left

you see where all that menu stuff is okay guys here's a tutorial on how to use Google Hangouts on the left under chat there's something called screen share click that and then it'll show you all the different windows open on your screen and just click what you want and it'll show oh okay hold on let me open up my

Gina Marie Froyo GIF in the meantime while you're working on that I will show you guys It'll show up. Oh, okay. Hold on. Let me open up my Gina Marie Froyo GIF. In the meantime, while you're working on that, I will show you guys one of my favorite looks of Julie Chen was tonight's look, this hair. I just think this hair is amazing. I loved it. It's sort of cone-head-y, but I liked it. Well, it reminded...

You know, Julie, I think she's very nice and everything, but she's always bugged me because I feel like she can't read a cue card and it's been like 10 years. It's hard sometimes to not get annoyed with her, but tonight she really made me fall in love because she looks like my favorite TV character of all time,

Patsy, from Absolutely Fabulous. Oh, okay. I thought it was going to be someone from the Jetsons. She's really got a vintage thing going on. Every time I see that Ivana hair, I'm like, oh my god, it's Patsy! Wouldn't that be amazing if it was just Patsy in Julie Chen's position? All right, I'm going to try to share this GIF now.

Let's see if we can do this. Let's see if I can... Oh, wait. Hold on. Sorry, everyone. This is a really professional recap. Hey, guys. We're totally... Yeah, we're totally proud. If you guys still...

How about this, Ronnie? While I try to figure it out, why don't you go see if there are any questions on the Facebook? Well, okay. I'm there right now. Ooh, Lisa Pierce

has got a bottle of wine. Uh-oh. We're in trouble. She's going. It's going to be a hundred comment thread. Ah! Have a bottle of Shamps.

Thank you, Heather. No. Speaking of absolutely fabulous, Heather from Real Housewives of Orange County, F you with your Shamps. It's not Shamps. Shamp is stunning. Yes, thank you.

Sweetie, come on, Tony. It's not Shamps. Thank you. Heather's trying to make something. Don't let her make it. Yeah. Don't you have this in the audio version? Yes, we will make an audio

version tomorrow. So far, Amanda is a pre-op tranny. Jeff is being groomed as Julie's replacement. Oh, God, Jeff. You know what? Jeff would be a good replacement. Jeff Schroeder would be a good replacement for Julie if she

ever left the show because he's another one who can't read a goddamn cue card and he does it every day. They use him on those after shows and he's like, yo, what up? It's me, Jeff. Someone got kicked off. And he'll be like, so you got kicked off, right? How you feel? Right? I know, right?

Them's the cards. I'm like, shut up. Who let him on there? Hey, can you see my GIF now? I think I'm sharing it. Oh, I was looking at Facebook. Speak again so it moves the camera back to you. Here's the GIF of Gina Marie downing the frozen yogurt.

Can you see that? Is it working? You seem like in shock. Oh, my God. That's disgusting. Well, every time I say... Oh, and it killed his fucking computer. Do you like that?

Do you like how this worked? Alright. So let's hope that fool comes back on. He's going to have to restart his computer now. You know what? Let's just stop the whole damn show because technology is lame. Alright, so I'm going to go ahead and read some more of your Facebook comments

while we wait for Ben to come back. And you get a fake hug. and you get a fake hug, and you get a fake hug. You all get fake hugs! My reaction to Aaron's win. Oh, my God. Aaron winning. That was just, you know what? When Aaron won tonight, head of household, I really had to sit back and I thought to myself, are white people the superior race?

Because you know God is sitting up there having some control. You know God watches Big Brother. There ain't nothing else to watch. Everywhere else is just terrorists and people dying over religious wars and shit. You know he's got Big Brother on. That's the only thing on right now. What else is he watching? Devious maids?

No one likes a devious maid. They steal from you. They're devious. But no, white people are not the superior race. And if you need to be reminded, just listen to Gina Marie talk for about two seconds, and you'll realize that no, white people are not and never have been the superior race.

Although you could also argue that white people from Staten Island are not technically white people. Staten Island are not technically white people. Staten Island is like its own world, and they're all like tinged a different color because it's like a big trash heap where they take all the trash from New York and just like dump it in Staten Island. So I guess you could argue that that's like a whole separate breed of person, which would leave the door open for Aaron to be a superior race. If you didn't think think about Rachel Riley. Who's a winner of Big Brother

and also a terrible, terrible white person? Or, gosh, I don't know. It's really hard to think of terrible white people, isn't it, you guys? Bueller, shut up! Bueller's in there squeezing a toy, like trying to entice me, like the sound of a squeak

is going to make me run to the other room. All right, Ben, come on! I'm not used to talking to myself on the internet. I do it at home a lot. B side. Are you still there? Yes, I'm still here. Foo. Let's text him back. Yes, still here. Come back. Okay. Let's re-invite Ben, everybody. Okay, let's re-invite Ben, everybody. If there was a way to just pause this and save you the suffering of watching me talk to myself, I would do that. But you guys see how this technology works, don't y'all?

Ben, man, Dale, Kerr. Add people to this video call. Add people to this video call. Add people. Okay, invitation posted. All right. Past midnight here in Austin, but I'm so ready for this. Yay, Adriana! Past midnight in Austin. God's got to be hot as ass there. Let's see. Ben is back I didn't know what happened there you did something with your effing computer, don't ever do anything with your computer except internet, I mean except talking the internet

one person at a time you know what crashes, you know what crashes no, I did not, so on my end everything was fine and you froze. I'm like, well, Ronnie will be coming back any moment now. I'm just sitting here in a hangout with you frozen like this.

I'm like, okay. Some good old-fashioned internet porn. I've been growing my jibs for a reason, y'all. Listen, there's one person that we can blame for this. Gina Marie. Because I showed you Gina Marie deep-throating frozen yogurt, and I broke our show. You broke the internet.

I'm like, I just destroyed it. Like, the internet was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is over. Yeah, that was a lot. No more. Well, we know that Gina Marie is going to make a living now that she's fired from the pageant world, at least. I'm sure she's gonna have some offers.

Yeah, Pinkberry. She's so fucking stupid. I love Pinkberry. I love that when Julie showed those clips tonight and they showed her deep-throating that frozen yogurt, she's like, yeah, what up, Harlem? You know what I was thinking, Jules? I was like,

I gotta kept it. I was like, what? Yeah, she's like... What are you talking about? She's like, I gotta kept it. I was like, what? Yeah. She's like, what are you talking about? She was like, it was hot, but it was cold. So I was like, what? Just swallow it. Right? Am I right? Like, Jesus, how does she even order pizza?

Like, the girl can't string together a goddamn sentence. It's like a grab bag. It's like magnetic poetry that's coming out of her head of, like, phrases. She's like, yo, you know what? The frozen yogurt, it was hot, but you know what? It was cold, so I thought I'd just keep on eating it so I would get colder, but it was getting hotter, and I didn't know what to do, so I just ate the whole thing, and I was like, oh, my God.

I'm like that. So do you keep up with – I ask you this every week. You don't watch live feeds, but you watch After Dark, right? I try to watch After Dark. You know, this past week, I sort of did not watch After Dark, nor did I keep up with the feeds that much. So I don't have too much insight. So this is straight show talk.

Because Rene is asking... Yeah, straight show. Straight guys. What? Yo, bro. Vagina. Renee is saying, Alyssa went bat shit crazy...

Or she went bat poo insane the other day. Not mean, just crazy. Also, a man... A man cray? Is that their name? A man cray? They need a better name than that. Sex acts getting to be daily.

Around 4 a.m. this morning was a possible BB first. A man craved BJ in the HOH bathroom. Ew. It reminds me of season 10 when April and Ollie would have sex in that one room. Yeah.

Ew. You see them under the covers. I used to have a video of it on my blog. You see their foot move and you hear and the thing is you just see them under the covers I used to have a video of it on my blog see them under the covers and you see like their foot move and you hear like a lot of like a

oh so gross um what okay alright so let's go back to some this whole thing is like

fucking my brain but I do want to know about Alyssa going crazy could someone please fill me in on what Alyssa did to go after Isaac yeah someone go to

facebook.com forward slash watch what crap happens you'll see there's a discussion thread go there and fill me in on what Alyssa did to go out for Isaac. Yeah, someone go to facebook.com forward slash watch what crap ends. You'll see there's a discussion thread. Go there and fill us in. Yeah, people are telling us all kinds of shit. So anyway, so there was the have not competition. And so basically they had to eat whichever team ate the most frozen yogurt

or at least frozen yogurt was the have not. So poor Andy's have not again. And what else happened on that show? Were there any, the Alliance stuff? You know what? I'd like to say something about that little Andy kid. We don't see much of him. But he's on a reality show. He's a gay guy.

Now, Big Brother traditionally has the most annoying gay people on earth as the gay people. Like, so embarrassing. And this year they didn't. They got, like, a normal, kind of funny, sweet, nice gay guy. He has not talked about being gay, really, I don't think. He hasn't, like, made a sob story about it.

He hasn't told anybody off, like, fagging out on anybody. And one of the biggest things is he's actually got a story that he did not make into a, like, my mom is dying of cancer sob story for the TV. And that is that he was obviously, like, X, like, hundreds of pounds heavier, right? Yes, because when he was shirtless in that competition, you could see he sort of had hanging skin. Yeah, and I'm not even being catty. I'm just saying, like, what the hell kind of reality show contestant doesn't immediately say, like, I used to be 200 pounds heavier, and I lost all that weight, and I deserve to win this show. Because that's literally what people do. Because he's, like, this is why we like Andy, because he's, like, a nice guy, and he's not, like, ridiculous, and he doesn't, like, broadcast every stupid thing in his life to the masses. That's also why the camera hates him, because they will never film him.

And you know what, Andy? You're really great on Big Brother. You will never be on Chopped. Yeah. I like that he really does only one thing per week, which is he just comes in and he votes. He comes in and he's like, Hi, Julie! Sadly, I vote to evict

Caitlin. Caitlin. Bye, Julie. And he just goes. But that's cute, and for some reason you're like, oh, that Andy. Yeah, and I like that he has one line, maybe every week, where he's just calling out the stupidity

of the people around him. He'll be like, yay! You're an idiot. Yeah. I do love how much he... Occasionally when they allow him to talk shit in the diary room, how much he does talk. When he calls Aaron the devil. That's the best.

Yes. I thought it was sort of funny when Caitlyn was ultimately evicted and she was like, I was really most disappointed in Andy. I was like, What? Andy? I was like, I was really most disappointed in Andy. I was like, what? Andy? I was like, where did that come from? I guess that's one of those things that you only see if you watch the feeds. Like Andy sitting there combing

her hair and telling her she's pretty or listening to her complain about how she's treated like a bowling ball by Jeremy or whatever. You know? The gay guy always just sits there and listens to the pretty girl look at our lives that's pretty much what I do

I know look I have like a pretty girl in the other room she just doesn't want to come out here she's like she's like I ain't coming out there for no one I've been eating too much hot and cold frozen yoga she's like I ain't coming out there

until it's about me, okay? I was gonna shoot a captain like that, right? Hello, what? She's like, yo, I don't have the time to come out there right now. I don't have the time. I've got a clock in my head. I love that

Gina Marie actually said today, you know what, you guys? I'm a nice girl with a bad accent. I was like, no one thinks you're a nice girl. Stop it. Stop it. That's not what people are thinking. She's like, I know what you're thinking.

No, you don't. You don't even know what you're thinking. Yeah. So pretty much Sunday's show was, it was really nothing but, I think, Amanda trying to get Howard nominated. It was just like every single thing had to do

with Howard. She's like, yeah, it's really hot out here today. Gosh, I probably should vote on Howard, huh? She's like, oh, God, I'm starving. Oh, I would feel much less hungry if Howard was on a bus back home right now. Yeah. I slept

so well, but I probably would have slept a lot better if Howard were out of this house. What was with that? Why is she so... Why is she so anti-Howard? Here's what I think happened. You know, Howard was caught lying and was part of this alliance,

and then so Amanda felt threatened by it. And so she thought Howard was going to go up on the block initially, but Helen was going to put Howard up on the block. She didn't put Howard on the block. And then I think Amanda got in her head that, like, well, this is a huge mistake. And I think she worked herself up, and then she truly began to believe, like, Howard was the number one threat and enemy in the house. And now she just has her blinders on, like, you know, like horse blinders,

because she sort of looks equine sometimes. But I think that she I wish I had my blinders on! One piece? Who are you? Thanks. Who wears blinders in the Big Brother house?

Are you like a horse? No offense. I think you you like a horse? No offense. I think you look like a strawberry. No offense. Yeah. Howard, to me, is really wonderful because he's so nice. He's so big.

We've seen his wiener. It's lovely. Yeah. He sticks up for the girl. And I love that he has that meathead thing where if he wants to look smart, he gets his Claire's Boutique glasses that have no lenses. You know there's no lenses. I love those. You know those are, like, fake smart glasses, which Jesse also wears for the same reason. And he's just really dumb.

Like, he's just not a smart person. Yeah. But he's so nice, and I just love his stupidity. It makes me laugh every single time. It's like, hey, all right, come here. I know the last alliance didn't work out, but let's start a new alliance, and don't tell anybody. Oh, wait, let's tell her. Let's tell her.

Come here, come here, come here. Don't tell anybody. We're going to start a new alliance. Okay, and if you're going to start a new alliance, don't call it the same alliance that just got busted up. I know. It's like the new moving company. Yeah, it's like we're not U-Haul. Now we're Ryder, but it's still a moving company.

Until we run out of moving companies, we're just going to keep reforming this terrible, terrible, terrible alliance. I know. It's like, okay, let's name this movie Ishtar, and maybe this one will be a success. Like, okay, this alliance is going to be called Howard the Duck, alright?

Get in line. Everybody's going to be afraid of us. You know, what was I going to say about Howard? Yeah, you know, some people online have been like, oh, I hate Howard, you know, he's like, he's a liar, and yet

he hides behind the Bible. I have not found that his Bible-thumping has been excessive. Maybe that's just what we're seeing as viewers at home, as supposed to lie-feed people. I don't feel like he's like, annoyingly religious, personally. Well, he's, he, we, there was a montage of him. Look,

what we've learned this season, if there's a montage of anything, it's gotten so bad in the house that the editors are like, fuck it, let's just make it its own segment. Because the racism, you didn't see a thing about it until there was an entire montage about it, right? Yeah, it's a great montage. So we did get a Howard religious montage where he was like, okay, now let's pray.

And his praying didn't make any sense. The words he was using together didn't go together. He would be like, God, I'd like to ask you for a fantastical cylindrical day. It's like, what? That's not a prayer. That doesn't know what you're saying. That's why he's not giving you what you want. Jesus.

Learn the language, dude. You're starting to sound like Aaron now. Oh, yeah. And it's because you're black. What you gonna do? What you gonna do? This is my black appreciation. What you gonna do?

I'm Aaron. What you gonna do? What you gonna do, girl? Oh, I thought you were being Gina Marie. You wanna see my black? You want the black to come out? You're bringing the black out? You're bringing the black out?

She was terrible. You want the black to come out? She sort of acted like a penguin when she did that. She sort of came out with her chest. You want the black to come out? You want the black? You want the black? I can't stop rotating.

I can't stop rotating. Nick, Nick, where are you, Nick? She's ridiculous. And just to have that haggard, like, her eyes never close the same. She's always like, like every screenshot, every time I pause it and it's on her, it's like, showing some terrible pose. She always looks like she just got banged in the back of an Annie Says. just got banged in the back of an Annie Says.

So, just to prove that we're not racist with Howard's terrible, terrible speaking skills, Gina Marie, that was another montage that came through, which was wonderful. I mean, this was a real... The editors this year are really good. They have so much to work with. Well, I'm telling

you, I love that there's this huge cast because there's so much room for idiot behavior, plus there's so much room for more fighting because it's sort of what we were getting to before. We thought it seemed like things might be simmering down, but there's still so many people in the house, plus there's so many girls too. It's just like the fights just keep on blooming.

No compromisation on the casting there. Yeah, the fights are going. The girls are staying. I think that every time you have this many girls, it's just bound to get ugly. I'm so, so happy. I hope that no more girls go home. I was actually kind of sad Caitlyn went home.

I mean, she does nothing, and I probably won't even remember what she looks like tomorrow, but she did get behind Aaron through a lot of nasty shit, which I thought was really fun. Yeah, I loved, honestly, I loved that, like, second or third week when they were such mean girls. Ugh, that was just a brilliant TV. I loved it.

So, what's up with Julie just being so out there now with her feelings? Normally, Julie is very reserved, and I feel like lately she's like, so, basically, everyone called you a mean girl, you're a racist, you're a slut. Anything else to add?

Okay, bye! Thanks for coming on the show! I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves, but I think that Julie, her thing is that if she doesn't reference these things, if she doesn't call out these hated cast members, CBS is actually going to get shit for it. How could you

let the racist off the hook? I'm totally glad she's doing it. I think it's great that she's doing it. I just wish she had always been like that. I feel like she's just more ferocious than usual this year. Oh yeah. No, I love it. I love a ferocious Chen bot. Yeah. I'm really enjoying it. You know, I love a ferocious Chen bot. You know? Yeah.

I'm really enjoying it. My little... By the way, Lisa Pierce says, Ben, every time you put that shmata on your head, you look like my mother on a religious holiday. Here's Gina Marie at a bat mitzvah.

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu Malcholam, hot and cold frozen yogurt. Amen. Oh wait, don't forget. Baruch atah Adonai. Why? I can't scream too loud. I've got a new downstairs neighbor and she's like

hears every single thing and she complains. Twelve years living in LA never gotten a complaint about noise but my new neighbor downstairs, well... What is she complaining about? What's she saying? Is she sending you, like, letters? About my music, generally, but I feel like if I start to do a Gina Marie yelling at 11.15, like a, Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bye! Oh, well. You know what I say? Fuck it. I live in a bungalow, and you know it's like your own place.

It feels like your own house, which is kind of cool, but it's not at all because the next house is like this far from your house, like the bedrooms or like whatever. Everything's like this. You're separated by a foot. Don't be complaining about me. I have listened to you have sex. I heard when your nieces came over and were like jumping all over the place screaming. I heard

when you dropped your remote control on the ground. Like, shut up. I can do whatever I want in here. Exactly. That's what I feel like. Alright, so now let's move on to Wednesday's show on Big Brother. And we had so the first thing I think that

happened, the first significant thing that happened was that Spencer and Howard realized they were sort of on the outs. Why not align with Gina Marie and Caitlin because they're on the outs too, which was actually a smart idea. Where they went wrong, though, is that they brought Judd into the loop.

And if you ask me, obviously it turned out to be a very dumb decision. Why do you think they included Judd into the loop. And if you ask me, obviously it turned out to be a very dumb decision. Why do you think they included Judd? Because they're just too nice. They're dumb. They're just too nice, and they're just fucking stupid. I mean, it's like,

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and I cannot be sitting there all damn day, and I will be. I'll be like, oh, my God, Ben, did you see her? She cut her toenails and didn't even put it in the bathtub. It's on the floor. I get really upset, so I can't do that. And also, I like to be surprised, you know? So I don't watch the live feeds, but you get such a skewed image of what these people are.

You remember when Evil Dick was on this show? Well, he was on twice, but especially the first time. I mean, he was vile. And they showed him being completely just vile. Like, just gross. Okay? But then the stuff they apparently have on the live feeds was like

how is he not in prison you know I didn't understand how he wasn't getting kicked out so you really miss a lot of it when having the live feeds yeah they can only show so much but we have some updates that just came in on our Facebook page facebook.com forward slash watch what crap happens okay so Emmy says

Andy is in a secret alliance with Judd Amanda and McCray and Kaylin thought he was on her side and he was lying to everybody Okay, so Emmy says, Andy is in a secret alliance with Judd, Amanda, and McRae, and Kaylin thought he was on her side, and he was lying to everybody, and all the girls were like, he's so nice when he's scheming. He was also making fun of Howard. Not racists.

Okay, now Renee Warsaw says, I could not find clips from the feeds, but Alyssa Meltdown started out with her reaction to Amanda's Dom Matrix performance. The one-piece bathing suit was just the start. Thanks. The next day, she went off on McCray and Andy because they thought she was making fun of her religion

when they were just trying to tell her to keep her voice down. It was an insane response. Then she went off-roading from her alliance to get Caitlin to fess up to being in an alliance in which Arianne over her... Okay, so we heard that on TV. Alright. So she's basically

just cracking slowly but surely. So who raised her and Rachel? I mean, is it she and Rachel? No, who raised her and Rachel? Like, did they have parents? What was that like? Were they, like, left in front of a church when they were just little babies

and adopted by someone who really likes Play-Doh and taught them how to, like, mutilate their faces? Like, who are these girls raised by? I want to meet them. I want them to be my big brother. They were raised by, I think, like, a Vitamix blender and a spatula. I think that's the parenting skills that are involved with these two women.

You know what? I think I just came up with a brilliant spinoff, or actually maybe just a season, but a Big Brother season where it's all the parents of the most popular players. Ooh, you know, I love old people on reality shows. That could be some good shit. That would be excellent shit. Okay, so they started this alliance, and then we found out that America had voted,

America as MVP, voted for Alyssa to be the third nominee. Okay, so now, oh, Lisa asked a good question. What is Alyssa's religion? She's Christian, right? Isn't that what they said on the show? Yes. That she's like trying to be a good Christian.

Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt you. Damn Facebook. No. So we had this MVP stuff, and it was like, oh my God, who's MVP? Who's MVP? And actually, Helen figured it out immediately. She figured out exactly how it was working, but no one else actually understood. And so Alyssa was MVP.

And then everyone thought that Alyssa had actually was the MVP and nominated herself to throw suspicion off herself, which is the dumbest thing that we've ever heard on this season. Well, who came up with it? Caitlyn. I mean, she's not the brightest bulb on the tree, you know?

What did she do that? Maybe her brain was still frozen over from too much frozen yogurt. It was hot and cold. I was so confused. Nick, why can't there be one temperature ice cream? Nick, why? Okay, so it was America.

So this is like the UK version, right? Because this is how they do it over there. Doesn't America vote who gets kicked off on that version? Yeah. So since apparently, I guess, clearly since America keeps on voting out, I mean, voting for Alyssa to be MVP, Big Brother is like, okay, we've got to change this up,

which is why we were actually America's MVP the second week in a row, which is I don't mind. I like it, but I liked also that there was someone in the house who was MVP. I did too. I think that added another layer to it, because this way well, I guess I still don't know that America is choosing, and it did cause some

good drama this week with them all trying to figure out who it was. Nobody trusted each other. So I thought that part of it was really good, but I don't know. America's just kind of stupid. We got a tweet the other day that was saying, duh, America is so stupid, they didn't understand the rules, and they thought they were voting for Alyssa to be MVP, but they actually were voting for her to get on the block.

And you responded, well, maybe it's just Aaron's fans that are voting for her. What do you think? Do you think that America really is stupid and they thought they were voting for Alyssa to get something good? I think it's both. I think America is definitely stupid, and I think that Arian's fans probably... I don't think that Arian is not that she had her fans, but probably

all of Alyssa's fans that paid attention probably voted for Arian, and then all those votes were discounted. So who knows? The people who don't like Rachel may be voted in. Oh, that's true. I hope that this week, America does not nominate Alyssa. I hope it's, like, someone good.

I hope it's not, like, Gina Marie, because I want the household to be pointing fingers, like, who nominated Spencer? You know, something like that. I want them to do that. Who nominated Spencer? Maybe Amanda. If America votes for Amanda to go up, oh,

wow, that would be amazing. Amazing. Well, that is going to be amazing, because the first crack she started to see in Alyssa was when the tide turned against her, right? And it was just like Rachel. You remember Rachel was so fun, and she was like a bimbo and a total moron, but

I mean, her first scene was like, I'm a chemist! And she was like in a bikini with a beaker or some shit. Like, how can you not love that? You know? And so you're rooting for her, and the second it flips, it's like, Grab a life vest! Turn into a monster.

And so, it needs to turn against every one of them to see how they'll react. And watching Alyssa is great. And that's a slow, slow boil. I can't wait for that flower to bloom. Amanda is not going to be a slow boil at all. Amanda is going to go into witch hunt. First of all, she's going to accuse Howard of being MVP. She's like, you did this, didn't you?

You did this. I also love, by the way, just fast forward, when there was the little town meeting on tonight's episode, and they're like, oh, all we're missing are McCray and Amanda, and they cut to Amanda just mounting McCray on the bed.

One thigh here, one thigh there. Boom! Boom! Boom! It's like Stone Cold Steve Austin meets Cinemax meets Long Island. That poor guy. I mean, I've seen whipped guys,

but that guy is just like a slave. Poor thing. He's going to be destroyed. So anyway, then we have the veto competition and Alyssa won. Poor thing. He's going to be destroyed. So anyway, so then we have the veto competition, and Alyssa won. She took herself off the block, right?

Am I missing anything so far? She took herself off the block, and Judd had to go. I guess you are missing something, because that dumbass, in order to take herself off of the block, she had to take a card that says she will not be playing next week at all in the veto. She's not allowed to play in the veto. Oh, she's really screwed this week. She's screwed.

And now she's having like a damn fool. So she's going to get put on the block because Aaron is head of household. So she's going to be on the block. And I think that people are going to get rid of her. I think they will, actually. I think this actually, she escaped a lot. But unless Helen wins, I think she's done. I think she will, actually. I think this actually... She's had a... She escaped a lot, but unless Helen wins, I think she's done.

I think she's totally done. Well, but she even kind of screwed over Helen because she went and told Caitlin their big plan, so... Well, we'll get to that in a moment. Mom forgives, but she does not forget. No, she does not. So anyway...

So Power Vita, poor Judd gets locked in a room for 24 hours with a buzzer going off every nine minutes. That's just, like, cruel. Like, at a certain point, I mean, big brother, like, come on. Don't be that mean. Yeah. It's funny. I just felt bad for the guy.

Say it again. I was reading the Facebook. No, Judd just being in, like, a snooze alone. Judd, I just feel like, God bless it. They can't rig something like that that we saw because they were digging through the mud. Wasn't that the one where they were digging through the mud for shit? So they were digging through the mud.

So obviously that one was not rigged. I think a lot of us think a lot of these are rigged. But I do think that it was an attempt to just make him do something. I mean, Jesus Christ, that guy is so lame. He is really lame. And he's so stupid. He should be like the perfect combination of like stupid and cute. He's just like, well, at home, we farm frogs and we cut the legs off for dinner.

thawing frogs, and we cut the legs off for dinner. What? Do you serve them hot, or cold, or buzz? Nah. You want to see my frog come out? You want to see my frog come out? You want to see my frog? You want to see my frog?

Oh, no. It's happening again. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I'm back, I'm back. I'm back. So, poor Judd. So, Judd had... Judd's really talking like he wants to play a big game.

Judd, you put up the most hated people in the house. You made no decision on your own. That was really not much of a game. No, that was actually a classic floater head of household week for him. And then, so I think that, so then ultimately, Alyssa took herself off and Gina Marie went up instead. Oh, no, so here's the best part.

This is what we missed. Alyssa is nominated for the MVP nomination. And she's so pissed and and she's doing the dishes, and Gina Marie comes up, and is like, hey, feel better. He's like, feel better, toots. Feel better.

And Alyssa's just like, could you just stop? Could you just stop? Stop it. Like, can you just go away? Thanks. I'm not obsessed with you. Could you go?

Yeah, stop it. I'm not obsessed-a. I'm not obsessed with you. Could you go? Yeah, stop it. I'm not obsessed-a. I'm not obsessed-a. And, like, even though Gina Marie is the biggest idiot and she's even racist or whatever, I actually felt genuinely bad for her because she just was coming over. And this girl just...

This is another seed of Alyssa's bitchiness coming out. She's like, let's just stop it. You know? Yeah. And, like, Gina Marie... I will say this. There's a weird part of me that sort of likes Gina Marie. There's some sort of

stupid, wide-eyed innocence about her. Like, yes, wildly racist, wildly stupid, disgusting, stage-five clinger, perhaps a stalker, but a little sweet. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, look, you know, one of the best things about Big Brother to me is their contestant choosing. Because they're not like, I feel like a lot of shows, you know, they're, yeah. I like their contestant choosing. Well, we're talking about Gina Marie. Yeah. Contestant choosing. Well, we're talking about Gina Marie.

Yeah. But I really like how they cast, because they really do go for the lowest common denominator. It's like, who's at home watching this three nights a week? People who ain't doing nothing, like us. They're just basically knocking on doors. A lot of these things are just cast in Hollywood. I know a guy who was supposed to be on Survivor, and he was a shirtless model in front of Abercrombie.

Someone just came up to him and was like, you want to be on Survivor? I'm a casting director. That's how that show's cast. This one, they knock on trailer doors, and they're like, anybody need a half a million dollars? I'm like, what do I got to do? What do I got to do? That's what makes it fun.

Project Runway just started last week, and I was just getting caught up on that, because that show, it's like you never know if that's going to be good or terrible. But this one, they finally figured it out. They just picked the poorest, gayest, crazy people they could find. Normally, some of them are classy. These are all homeless people.

You can smell them from the couch. There's a drag queen who wears a shawl and big red hair and he just wants hairspray. He doesn't even care. He doesn't need the sewing machine. He doesn't need the MacBook or whatever they give, the HP Envy or whatever they give him. He just wants

hairspray and a new pashmina. You know? So anyway, he had a big brother for white trash. Yeah. So poor Gina Marie bore the brunt of Alyssa's wrath there for a moment. I'll swear. I'll swear on the Bible. I'll swear on the Bible.

Please don't. That's tacky. But isn't that how you get a bully every single time? Because Gina Marie, like, just to your point that she's actually nice, the reason I kind of agree with that is because really the racist stuff that she was saying, like, you want me to bring the black out and all that, like, yeah, that's ghetto, but it's also kind of Staten Island. Sorry, Staten.

Well. I live there. I can say that. Unfortunately, I wish it were just as simple as that, but Gina Marie actually, she dropped the N-word in a really nasty way. I live there. I can say that. Unfortunately, I wish it were just as simple as that, but Gina Marie actually, she dropped the N-word in a really nasty way. She did? Oh, wait, but don't tell me that yet,

because I want to make my other point first, so it just doesn't stop at that. But I think in that particular instance, she was just blindly sticking up for her idiot girlfriend. It's like girls have this thing where once they click, that's it. I mean, they will go to war over the dumbest things against other people just because one of them got mad at somebody

else, and so they'll all go after that other person. So, I think she was kind of being sweet in a way. She was just trying to be a loyal friend with her racism, you guys. Well, unfortunately for you, Ronnie, she was caught on camera talking about, I guess, I think it was that Candace and Howard are sticking together.

It's like N-word insurance. Wow. Meanwhile, we also forgot to mention, you're just like... I just forgot about that one because I remember that, and I'm horrified that I could just forgive that. I think that's what watching reality TV does.

It's like, you can just forgive everything. Yeah. Like, oh, George Zimmerman, oh, but that's over. That was last season. Who cares? Give him a job. Some sort of contraption just floated into your screen right there. It looks like it's got some sort of a sponge on it.

This is my mic. This is your dog. Get a mic. And your dog's back there. It looks like it's got some sort of a sponge on it. This is my mic. Geto mic. Bueller! Hi, Bueller. That's Bueller. Is he so cute?

Is he distracting you? I can move the camera. No, no, no. I think he's adorable. Bueller, you're so cute. I love your long body, Bueller. Oh, my God. You know, we also didn't mention that Aaron got into a fight with Caitlyn and Gina Marie. Aaron was like, guys, I think Jed wants to put up a girl this week. Gina Marie was like, what? No, no.

I don't know. That's not the weekend we're about. I don't like the way you're talking to me. I don't like the way you're talking to me. No, no, no, no. He's going to pop a girl. I don't know. We don't know what he's going to do.

I don't know. Why are you talking to me like that? I don't appreciate that. You like how I have Gina Marie. I don't know. We don't know what he's going to do. I don't know. Why are you talking to me like that? I don't appreciate that. You like how I have Gina Marie on a cell phone even though they don't have cell phones? But then her mind is going. I think she was just like picking her nails. She was just like, she was like, no, well, it's not going to happen. No.

Well, I don't know. Maybe there will be a compromisation. I don't know. I don't know. But stupid Aaron. Stupid Aaron. I don't like how you're talking to me. What are you talking to me like that for?

What is your problem? What? Why? Huh? I feel like I'm being discriminated against for being pretty again. We're in the minority. And I love that they showed her saying that she's a minority like three more times. Another great.

So anyway, okay. So now we are up to tonight's episode. And I was surprised. I did not think that there would be so much drama, but there was actually, it was like a full-on, like there was good drama. So basically, I think where it began was that Judd, being the Weasley floater,

people love Judd, but he is totally like the, he has no backbone. And he decided to out his new alliance with Howard and Caitlin and all of them. And he told, who did he tell? Was it Helen and Amanda? I don't know. He told some people on the couches there. Do you remember who he told?

No. Either way, he outed it. He outed the alliance because they were debating, do we get rid of Arian or do we get rid of Caitlyn? Oh, he was telling Helen and, I don't know, it was just the regular crew. Like, once they're in a team, I'm just like, eh, I get bored. Like, most people really show some solidarity. I'm like, whatever.

You're good people. Shut up. I'm not listening. Yeah, exactly. So then they're like, oh my God, Caitlin is more of a threat than we realize because she's smart and she's been working with, you know, the other side of the house.

And on top of that... Meanwhile, how Caitlin's real smart thing went down was they were like, hey, come here, girl. You want to be in our club? And she's like, okay. Yeah, she's a real fucking mastermind that one. I know, exactly. Meanwhile,

Erin had been doing her best to take things, to get the heat off of her. She was doing a smear campaign against Caitlyn. And then she tells Helen, she's like, okay, if you save me, I will do anything. I won't win HOH. I won't like win HOH

I won't nominate anyone blah blah blah blah blah blah blah it was like the fakest worst deal that could not be backed up by anything and Helen's like well this is an interesting deal it changes everything a little bit now and I'm like Helen what are you talking about

it's like such classic BS like if you save me I won't put you up for the next two weeks. Oh no, I know. Okay. So that brings us back to Facebook, which is really active today. Love it. Even though Ben is probably hating me for staring at it so much. No, I love it. No, no, I'm totally listening to you. I'm totally hearing you. Um, one thing is Lisa, one thing is Lisa, let me start with Lisa Pierce, she wanted us to bring up that,

God, there's just so much, there's so much, where she wanted to bring up that Aaron said, without my face, I'm useless, which, okay, yes, and that's so true, and at least she has the, what am I trying to say, self-awareness,

to know that, so a couple of updates. Candice is also a stage five clinger on Howard. Okay, that's going to be fun watching her turn into a stalker. And Renee, where's Renee? They asked the diary room if it was possible to nominate yourself

and they said yes, it was possible. So everyone spent the whole week thinking, well, let's nominate yourself. And then Renee has another one. After the show tonight, Helen immediately got with Aaron to reinforce Aaron's promise to let Helen and Alyssa pick HOH nominees.

So Helen is like so stupid. Meanwhile, Alyssa is wailing like Gina Marie that she is going on the block and can't play POV. Amanda is pushing for Howard or Candace to go up. What is with her? Amanda, Jesus! Jesse literally scissored Aaron. Not sure why.

And all hell has broken out for who will be the nominees. That's great. I wouldn't be surprised, actually, if Aaron went after Amanda and McCray. Honestly. Or maybe she'll go after Amanda and Alyssa. If she were smart, she'd put up Amanda and Alyssa.

Alyssa because she cannot play for Vito, and also because she knows that Alyssa hates her. And Amanda because Amanda's running the show. Yeah. Sort of. I don't know. Erin's not really known for her brains, but I think that if she knows that Alyssa wants her out,

but she also knows that Alyssa's always one step from being out anyway, so I think you're right. I think it would be kind of a waste for her to use it on that. You know, they say big brother, expect the unexpected. But this season, it really has been. I mean, every week, whoever's gone home, I wasn't expecting them to go home.

Yeah, I was not. I thought tonight was going to be Aaron's moment for sure. So, okay. Anyway, Judd tells about the moving company at 2.0 and then Helen goes and she tells Amanda and Alyssa in the storage room, she's like, okay, there's this other alliance.

We have to blindside Caitlin. Don't tell a single person. But here is, herein lies the rub because Alyssa has her own agenda, which is she wants to get Aaron out, because she and Aaron hate each other. And so, Alyssa doesn't

give a fuck about this other alliance. She's like, I want to get Aaron out as soon as possible. So she goes, she goes up to Caitlin in the kitchen, and she's like, hey, thanks for doing the dishes. Have you heard this rumor that I'm obsessed with? she's like, hey, thanks for doing the dishes. Have you heard this rumor that I'm obsessed with? It's about, this rumor is about how you are working with Howard and Sponsor.

And so Caitlin's like, what? No, of course not. And then Alyssa's like, well, someone's been spreading that rumor. I think it's, I think it's Aaron. So Aaron. So then that's when all hell goes to because of course Aaron hears the entire thing which is just perfect. That's perfect big brother. And Aaron goes to Helen, right? And Aaron says, why did Alyssa just tell this to Caitlin?

I love that Aaron treats Alyssa like she's the maid. Like everything she wants done she asks somebody else to tell her. She's like, will you please tell Lola that when she's the maid. Like, everything she wants done, she asks somebody else to tell her. She's like, will you please tell Lola that when she cleans the bathroom, she needs to get under the seat as well, because I'm not an idiot.

I lift the seat, and I can see that there's pee on it. So, thanks. Tell her that. And tell me what she says. And not in Spanish, because I'm not going to find that amusing. Text me. No hablo Spanish. So then Helen goes and

confronts Alyssa and is like, did you tell this to Caitlin? And Alyssa's like, no, I absolutely did not say anything, but thanks for asking. So then Alyssa's like full on lying at that point. And then they bring in Caitlin and Caitlin's like, no, I'm not in line.

So then Caitlyn's lying. And then like everyone is suddenly just like lying in this room. And then they're like, well, let's bring in everyone. So then all of a sudden we have this little house meeting that's going on. And it's like, well, Alyssa, who told you about this? She's like, well, I'm not going to say. It was like the least honest house meeting of all time. And then somehow, you know, Alyssa and Aaron started getting into it.

They started fighting again because Aaron was actually being truthful in that moment and was like, why are you starting shit about me? But again, it's like dumb girls fighting. Okay, who do you want to be, Alyssa or Aaron? I'll be Alyssa. Okay. Alyssa, I just don't understand why you're talking about me I'm not talking about you

Yes you are, but you are There's a big difference about talking about you and talking to you and I'm not talking to you or about you But you're talking about, I'm so sick of it Whatever, why? Why are you doing that? Well I'm not, but thanks for asking

because it's nice that you take an interest in why I'm talking about things, but I wasn't talking about you at all, and you should hear the full story. You should ask me about what I'm talking about you about before you go and talk about me talking about you to other people. You lie more than a Mexican on a job application.

Actually, I don't lie at all. You're the one who lies. Thanks. No offense. Well, tell whoever's social security number you stole, I said, sorry. Aaron is just so stupid, and that fight was just like two dumb girls going, uh-uh, you did. Nuh-uh, you did.

Exactly. Nuh-uh, you did. Nuh-uh, you did. Well, that's what I love about this season, which is that, like, okay, we got rid of Jeremy, and, like, their awful alliance has crumbled, but now we come on to the next phase of conflict, which is going to be the crystallization

or further crystallization of Alyssa and Aaron. And, by the way, have you noticed that Alyssa and Aaron, neither of their names are spelled the way they sound. It's like, you have Aaron and Elisa, but they're not actually pronounced that way.

Just a thought for people to think about, because I know it would be fascinating. My sister did that. That's like a new kind of boring white person trend that's going on. It's like name your baby something kind of normal, but spell it really weird. It's like that's what my sister is doing.

And the phone is like auto-correcting. She's like, why are you misspelling their names? I'm like, it's auto-correct. You're misspelling their names. Do you understand? It's not me. You don't have to spell your damn kids' names. So, okay, so ultimately,

Caitlin was voted out, right? Yeah. And then she goes and she meets with Julie, and Julie's like, you know, just so you know, America thought you and Deena Marie and Aaron were mean girls. And Caitlin's like, what? She's totally shocked. She's like, what?

Come on, guys. Guys, you guys are such losers like those losers in high school. Oh, my God, I'm not a mean girl, but you guys seriously never talk to me. Too pretty for all of you fat people in the audience. Well, what's up with her? Well, I'd be with her on that. Big Brother has a snack for getting some of the

homeliest audience members. Oh, yeah. Remember when Oprah made people dress up and everyone was like, how dare she? And Oprah was like, no, you have to have a shirt

and you have to fit in a seat and you have to comb your hair. And people were like, how dare she? Nice trend, Oprah. Yeah, Big Brother, not so much. Different channel. Yeah.

So anyway, so Caitlin is shocked that she was a mean girl. And then I loved when Julia was like, so, are you going to meet up with Jeremy? She's like, you know, yeah, I'm sure someday. It was just like, well, so you's like, so you're going to Vegas? Is Jeremy to come too? She's like, well, you know, he can do what he wants to do. I don't know.

Yeah, she is not like, she turned out to be the player in that relationship. Yeah. She's like, oh, my God, I'm totally going to marry her. I love her. She's beautiful. She's like. Yeah, she's like, um, no. She's like, I'm super um no she's like I'm super

backing away she's like I'm super famous now so I'm gonna go try to date Taylor Kitsch oh my god so what are there any

like people from Big Brother who got kicked off in the beginning like these losers who actually became anything other than

sad no right no no they're just super sad um always sad um let's see so then she's voted off thing other than sad? No, right? No, they're just super sad. They're just always sad. Let's see. So then she's voted off, and then we

had a head of household, and Aaron won head of household. I have to say, I was secretly happy, because even though I hate Aaron, it's always good to keep the villain in the house as long as possible. Yeah, there are so many crazies in this house that need to stay. Alyssa, like I said, it's way too early to see that crazy go.

Erin is causing so much crap. Love her. Gina Marie, I hope she just falls in love with any penis around and sobs when they get kicked off. I mean, there's just so many great characters. Yeah. This is the point where all the ones you haven't seen yet suddenly start coming through because there's no one

else to show, so we get to start seeing other people's crazy. I'm kind of rooting for Andy to turn into a terrible homosexual at this point, just so I can laugh. I think we're going to start seeing more of Jesse soon. I think Jesse has been, on any other cast, Jesse would have been the star annoying person.

Annoying, clingy, bitchy, all that stuff. But she's been outshined by all these other people. But I think she's going to step into her own right now. I think we're going to see some good conflict, and I'm very excited about that. Yeah, when Jessie's, one of her first things that she said this season was, other girls hate me because I'm so pretty. They're, like, so jealous. Like, they notoriously hate me.

I was like, oh my God, I'm going to love her. Yeah. And she hasn't really done anything but eat. Yeah, exactly. She's, she's trying to make herself be more approachable for other women.

So it's just like, I've got to put on some fat. I guess so. It just makes me think of the preview of the first season of the L world. When Laura Linney says, you can't be fat and miserable. No, you can't be fat and miserable. No, you can't be fat and mean.

You have to be nice. Okay, so getting ready for next week, who do you think is going to be put up? Let's make our bets. Alyssa and I think Alyssa and Amanda I think actually could

I think that's what it could be. I think it would be Alyssa and Amanda. I don't think she's going to put up Helen because she seems to have had some sort of mild bonding with Helen or she might be vindictive and put up Judd but I think it'll be Alyssa and Amanda. I think she's going to want to break up Amanda Judd, but I think it'll be Alyssa and Amanda.

I think she's going to want to break up Amanda and McCray. I can see that happening. Okay, I'm going to say that she's going to put up Howard and Candace just because those are the most obvious racist choices. Yeah, that's true. What am I thinking? But she was called out for being a racist, so she probably won't do that, but I don't know. I like when someone really just sticks to their character traits, no matter what.

She might put up Howard and Candace and say, well, you guys are like a duo, and Howard, you're powerful. But I think she's going to put up Alyssa, because Alyssa is obviously gunning for her. I mean, it would make sense for her to put up Alyssa. Well, we actually haven't even talked about Candace and Howard. What do you think about that? They're like a couple now?

They're doing it, or what? Yeah, they're like a couple. Candice does really nothing in the show. She's another one who, you know, she had her moment, but we're going to see a lot more of Candice, I'm sure. A lot more interesting stuff from her. She's going to bring the blackout, as Gina Marie would say.

You want me to bring the blackout? You want me to bring the blackout? Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Want me to bring the Staten Island out? Want me to bring the blackout? Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick, want me to bring the Staten Island out? Want me to bring the boobs out, Nick? Hey, Nick, they're coming out. They're coming out. Nick! Doesn't even make sense.

Oh, poor, poor Gina Marie. I cannot wait till she comes out. The first eviction episode of this season, the audience was reacting. When people were placing their votes, the audience was like, here people were placing their votes, the audience would hear a boo, and they put the kibosh on that halfway through. It kind of

upsets me, because I love in the UK when they get kicked out, and they come out, and people boo them. I was watching this, I've only seen one season, it was Celebrity Big Brother over there, and Tara Reid was on it. And over there, you don't play like over here. Here, you're scheming against each other. You're trying to

trick people into being on your team and getting people. There you're just living in a house and the country is voting. So it's not the same. You don't have to scheme. You just basically have to not get hated by the country, right? Well, stupid Tara Reid's like, that girl? Let's get that girl kicked

off. I don't believe in her. I don't like what she's up to. And the Brits were like, uh-uh. And when she came off of that show, she got booed so hard. I mean, everybody booed her. And she was like, and the host was like, so, you know, it's all right. It's all right. She's like, they're booing me.

And he's like, yeah. And she's like, well, I really don't appreciate how you guys edited me. She hadn't even seen the show, but she was already blaming the editing. Love it. Well, also, the big brother over there is, like, so malicious. The episode that I saw was when Spencer and Heidi were on, and there was this woman who was on. They're all celebrities, and she was some British celebrity,

and she wanted a letter from home so badly, so, so, so badly. And then they were all given letters from home. But then someone was called, and it was like, please select a number of priority or whatever. So someone goes in there, and it's like, okay, well, this woman, she's number one. She wants to read her letter first, so we're going to put her number one. And they go all the way down and they put Spencer and Heidi at the bottom of the list.

And they go, congratulations. You have selected the order in which the letters will be destroyed. It was like each person has to complete a task and if they don't, then another letter will be destroyed. And so Heidi and Spencer, it was like they asked them to

not hang out in the same room, and they're like, no, we want to be in the same room. They're like, alright, then another has to be destroyed. And they destroyed this poor woman's letter that she wanted to read so badly. It was amazing. Those letters from home always crack me up,

because I imagine what mine would be like. Mine would be like, you owe us money. Mom. Mine would be like, why are you on this show? What are you doing with your life? The famous quote I always tell people is that one time I was watching Jersey Shore and I was

forcing my mom to watch it and my dad walked in and my mom just turned to my dad and goes, our son has declined. Like, that's it. I'm like, yes, Mom, I have. Yeah, it's a pretty sad world. My mom watches, like, serial killer shows, though. Like, that's how she goes to sleep.

She turns on shows where, like, people are getting murdered and screaming and stuff. So, whatever. I'll stick with the Housewives. At least their screaming is entertaining. They're not getting dismembered. Yeah. All right, so let getting dismembered. Yeah. All right.

So let's wrap this bullshit. Yeah. Nice. So our parents hate us. The end. The end. All right. Well, another fun time.

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