Watch What Crappens - These are the Danes of Our Lives

Episode Date: November 16, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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for some fun Danish antics with the ladies of Dallas, shall we? Oh my god, Dallas! Dallas, right? Is that what we're talking about today? We are talking about the real housewives of Dallas today. Yes, we sir. Are you all. So this episode picks up with the last one left off, which was a brandy crime because Leanne called her an alcoholic and Leanne's like, I do not remember saying that. And then there's like 10 clips of first thing.

She's an alcoholic. She should be an IA. You know, so she's still crying because it can impact her her her adoption process. Even though she just went on camera and intentionally got wasted with the hopes of being called an alcoholic, I don't know. I don't know. Are they drinking a bottle of wine every night when she was depressed just to go to sleep. I don't understand her logic, but that's what makes someone a good real housewife. So congratulations. I mean, someone who goes to bed every night with a bottle of wine.

I don't know if you call that an alcoholic or a young mother, but I don't think I'm I ain't about to throw the alcoholic thing on that. It's just like it's just such an awkward way to defend yourself. Yeah, I don't judge the the bottle a night to go to sleep. I in some ways I even support it, but I think that as a defense against alcoholism as as something that you maybe don't want all the adoption people of the world to know. Yeah, probably keep that one in That's okay keep it inside Brandy's gonna be crying over this at this point in time, okay? Yeah, don't believe it So she didn't get a fight with Leanne, which is what she wanted, but she just leaves crying anyway. And she's like, oh, thanks for listening.

Whisper Ginger gets up and whispers whispers whispers off. Oh my god, listen to that. So then Stephanie is like, yeah, guys, honestly, that was a really good conversation. Mm-hmm. I'm going to take my drinks, is that bad? I'm like, no, go ahead. You're friends with bad alcohol. It's bad alcohol, go ahead. Your friends are bad at the college. Yeah, again, another really good way to to

assuage those fears of alcoholism is making sure he get your wine in it to go cup. Yeah. And Liam's like, yeah, we're all tired. It's like, bye, and Karen's like, oh, I'm by goodbye, goodbye, everybody, bye. So then it just leaves Cameron and Tandra sitting there left alone. And I was very worried because Dandra is in bright orange and Mike pumpkin orange like she's like Halloween orange and camera isn't pink Yeah, but also a leather jacket so she's like super bad-ass. She's like, okay, she's really thick

Eyeliner right now Deandra So I messed with me girl D.M. Bra. So if you're not mess with me, go right. I'm wearing my hipster leather jacket because I went to art school and therefore I'm rubber and you're glue and whatever you say bounces off me and makes art. I'm paper mache and you're a balloon and I cover you with glue and then make a shae. I'm basically a maple leaf and your spray paint and whatever you spray on me you take me out of it as a lovely stencil. Your wax paper and I'm a leaf and when you iron two pieces of you over one piece of me, it makes leaf art.

I'm a clover in your dictionary and you can try to smother me with your pages, but all you do is preserve me. So they're stuck there together and they're just standing out staring at each other. And Dan just like, Cameron, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and if I said something hurt you and your family it was a mistake so I've never tried to hurt your family and Cameron's like yeah because never in a million years would I hurt and adopted baby families. I just can't believe that you're still saying I had a passionate adoptive baby.

Cameron, I never said that. That wasn't even me who said that. It was definitely, and she didn't even say that. So you both said that? That's so mean. Can't believe that you said Jimmy, my mother-in-law, ate an adopted baby. I can't believe you said that Jimmy is a cannibal. We don't even believe in marijuana. I just said I don't want any more lectures.

Well, bring up lecturing to it. What am I supposed to think? So Cameron's like, yeah, I would never heard an adopted baby. And Tad just like, well, you say, it's just a, you understand me? Most? At anyone here.

I mean, I have principles. OK, I have principles. And Cameron here. I mean, I have principles, okay? I have principles. And Cameron's like, I hope you have principles. Cause last night, you didn't have principles. I was like, I get mad, but I'm a decent person, okay? I'm decent, I'm a good person. Mmm.

I have principles too. I went to art school and I went to college. That's two principles right there. And then high school, I mean it just goes on and on. I would never hurt my principal. She goes, well, I was just getting attacked even last night. And my dad's not here.

My dad would solve stuff. Okay, that's enough of the dad. You don't get to bring up a dead family member every time you do something wrong. It's wrong. It's rude to your father. I'm sorry that you lost your father because that's terrible. But you don't get to just like do something wrong and then be

like, but my dad that no, well, you still did something wrong, young lady. Well, the thing is this also, no, Dandro's like, I am a loyal friend and saying all that stuff. When, you know, the truth is she suddenly befriended Brandy, which that's fine. Befriend Brandy, but she befriended Brandy and Leanne was like, uh, just be careful because I was friends with her and then she totally was crazy to me at the end of last season. And Deandra went and told that to Brandy immediately. So the loyalty there is a little, is a little fuzzy. And then when she brings up her dad being gone, at first I was like, okay, this is deploy. But basically what she was getting at was,

it's just her and her mom, and she was fighting with her mom for pretty much until like two weeks ago, and she sort of felt alone in the world, and it's been a hard year for her, you know? Hard year, good, next year. But the thing is that, like, that's, it's actually sort of like,

exactly what we've been saying, which is that Deandra's going through shit, and she's kind of taking it out on everyone. Like she's just going kind of through like a midlife crisis. And so she seems to be acknowledging that here and yet she doesn't really, truly understand, at least from our point of view as viewers, how shit, that's like affecting like her relationships, you know, because she's doing this whole thing of like, I'm sick of society. I don't want to be judged by society, I don't wanna be judged by society and then when she gets judged by society,

she gets all mad, like, well, then what, like, are you gonna be, are you truly sick of society? Then, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you can't change society, you can only change yourself. So, so Deandre and Cameron, they bury the hatchet. They bury the hatchet and then, you know,

they hug, they cry, they hug, you know, they hug, they cry, they hug, you know, Cameron again, it's like, I would never, I would never intentionally hurt a friend, never. This is like, we share social circles beyond this group. So I understand the andro. Like, okay, so you go to the same ladies luncheon, so you're gonna be with her basically. We take a jazz or size class together, so I understand in a different way. Pretty much, she's like, I forgive the handraught

because she's really, really rich. Basically, legitimately rich. I feel like Copenhagen has really worked at Green Marathon. Oracle. So yeah, so now that they've heard the hatchet, Cameron's now like, yeah, I think you and Leon could have

a good friendship so you have to work on that. So now it's the next morning. Everyone's waking up. Brandy, of course, is twerking over Stephanie's face, which is bobbing her ass. She's that farting on Carrie's face, you know, typical Brandy. Yeah, and then there's like, like a million croissants all over this place. And the interest like, well, I woke up. I certainly feel lighter today. I'm like, you're the first person in the world who could be surrounded by croissants and feel lighter somehow. And Carrie still doesn't care. The ender's like, I feel a way up my shoulders. And Carrie still doesn't care. Dan is like, I feel, wait, up my shoulders.

And Carrie's like, I can tell. So we're going to do either a bike ride or a canal tour, because I was here when I was a teenager. So yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Just like hilarious. So we're going to have breakfast

because I was a teenager. So yeah. So just put gonna have breakfast because that's here with a teenager. So yeah, so just put on your makeup, shut up. Like Carrie is so miserable in this cast at this point. I don't really blame her. And then we get a close-up on a flask, but I couldn't tell you what it was. But I love the editors for fitting that in the alcoholic episode. And then Leanne and Deandra are like having a floral pajama off. Like the like who can have the busiest floral pattern on their pajamas?

Yeah. And Leon's like, what are we doing? And Deandra's like, whatever you guys are doing, I don't even care. And Cameron says, I was gonna ask and then decide, depending on who's going where. I get it girl, I'm just kidding girl. I'm just kidding girl. Just kidding. I would never bash an adopted Copenhagen plan. That's definitely like well we all know I'm cut advantage so Brandy farted on my face today so she owns me. I think here's like these girls have

been coat of henna on their besties long enough. I'm separating them. Yeah. So they they're again, like you said, decided between going a little boat thing and going biking and Lian's like, one of them lazy. So I'm just going to go on a boat. I'm that's where I feel comfortable. Brandy is like, oh my God, I wish you run a bike because I'd love to see like paddling and like, you know, like this, like the wicked witch. And Lian's like, why am I the Wicked Witch?

Is it cause you're pissed off of me? I'm like, and then they cut from Leigh Ann. That's because you like a witch. Yeah, also Brandy's just being hateful. Just a brandy be hateful. It's not like she's going to wake up and suddenly like have like be nice and make an effort. Okay. She's after you.

She's going to be after you until you start screaming and yelling. So either start screaming and yelling or ignore the gnats. Yeah. It's like, I just don't understand why I'm being called a witch. I mean, this is a whole bunch of bubble, bubble toilet trouble. If you ask me, just because I wear hats on understand why I'm being called a witch. I mean, this is a whole bunch of bubble, bubble toilet trouble. If you ask me, just because I wear hats, I'm just because I wear houses on my head sometimes. It's bad. Now, does anyone know if it's going to be raining today, because that water could be a real

issue for me. I was thinking of wearing some red and white stripe tie, tie it and some black high heels. Anybody got a problem with that? I hear there's some trampolines out here in Copenhagen. I really like to jump on some of those, you know, defy gravity a little bit. I'm trying to tell this fly monkey to do things, but it won't move. Go, Brandy. Go, go, Brandy fly. Damn monkeys.

So, uh, yes, a landslide. Well, you know, Brandi, you're not need to talk. We need to talk about this witch business, you know, I'm sion. Um, and Brandi's like, I cast you early. Yeah. So anyway, now Leanne goes into the other room. Leanne, now Leanne does what she does best, which is she truly does cast a spell on her cast mates. She goes the other room and she just starts basically crying and sulking.

She's like, I don't know why I'm always the one who's called the witch, why am I the one who gets beaten up on. It's like, the intro does something that's way more violent and yet there's no repercussion for who violent act. Did Deandra like shoot someone in the head? Did I miss something? They showed it again and Deandra like points in her chest and that's her head. I did I miss something? They showed it again in Deanderer like points in her chest and that's her violence. I mean, if that's violence, Leanne, your serial color. Let's face it.

Okay. A scheme of things. And we want to encourage that behavior out of you, Leanne, by the way, this is actually. This is actually me talking about it. Disappointed tone. Yes. Yeah.

You were being very non-violent. Yeah, it's like having the deadliest bat in the world that refuses to hit a ball. You know what I mean? It's like little exover everybody go home. So Leanne also does this thing when she's like in full-on victim mode where she starts squealing and it cracks in the air. She's like, I don't know but she's me for the bad news.

I'm the punching bag of the girl. And then no tears come out. She's just squealing. Yeah. And she's like, I feel like in this group, I am just the punching bag. I am the punching bag also the queen queen, but the punching bag. The punching bag. Why does everyone want to punch the queen? Don't you want to just love the queen? I'll live the queen. HRH. So Stephanie's like, um, well, if you guys want to talk about it, like, I'll live the queen, HRH. So Stephanie's like, well, if you guys want to talk about it,

like, I'll be there for that, like, I'll be in between you. I myself smell like Brandy's fart. That was really funny. She farted in my face. So I tell anybody about that. Cameron's like, Cameron's like, the end serves the apology that I got. I wish there was a global distributor for Paul George. She needs to set up her own store in the global planet, spoasing, sorry, here. Okay, before we move on. She probably so busy, she couldn't even chew any gum because people be coming on be like I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know what Ramona is seeping into my camera today. I didn't know they had anything to eat each other in my head, but it's happened like twice. Ramona's taken over. Let's face it. Let's face it. Here. Whoa. Well, global. But hi, Sparkle dog food. Adrian loves it. What's off season? That's ridiculous. On in season, okay, Ramona never goes off of season. Okay. I'm like a I'm like a squash.

This is a true story. When Ronnie and I were flying back from Seattle over the weekend, we had a layover in Portland because God forbid there's a direct flight from Seattle to LA. So we had to get off the plane and it was one of these things where we had to walk out on the tarmac. And I got out first and I was like, they're getting my bag out of the little tray thing, you know. And Ronnie comes down the stairs, airplane, and he just says in full voice in front of all the other passengers, you just goes, whoa! I cracked up and he just did like a,

a woe Ramona and full voice on the Portland tarmac. I love that. That's how I walk through life, okay? I'm like, where's the luggage? Whoa! There it is. Well, well, it's a cinnabon. Whoa! What the, GDX? Crazy.

Oh, like, where's Mario DX? So, um, anyway, so now it's time to get going with our little day. Our fun and the fun and Denmark. So Leon and Deandra and staff go off to their boat and stuff's like I'm not a fan of boats, but I am a fan of hot captains, especially hot captains that won't leave me alone. Anxiety. How do you feel about raising three children while my husband's my wife and my husband's wife? Oh, and by the way, my friend, Eva, who is, she went to business school and she said,

she wrote me a text and she said, could you please say this for all the other business school nerds like me out there? Could you please mention that going to the Harvard, like whatever the thing that Travis is doing, the Harvard business accreditation, whatever it is, is not the same as going to Harvard business school. So that went, so that went like Stephanie is like saying, I have a Harvard man, she doesn't have a Harvard man, she had just had someone who went to a program that was like done by Harvard. So, sorry. So, this is, that, Eva, that's for you. And for all the other

Harvard alumni out there who are mad that that Travis is getting a, getting referenced as a Harvard man when he merely went to like The night school basically. That's like when I was pretending to be president because we went to Boston and I saw statue Anyway So anyway, so they get on this boat and there is like a hot boat captain and he's like Hello ladies how well you will today and then you just start speaking Danish to them and I swear to God the bruises I guarantee have told every single Local to speak in Danish just to confuse these ladies because this is the second episode in a row where These these people have switched from English to Danish just for the hell of it I know and you can tell that they all know English because every sign is in English

Leanne red one on her way and she's like look It's a sign here. Loss of boat a happy boat about the how to childhood including the mother that loved it held it squid Oh, I was not that child at boat I can tell that this boat was raised in a vapour pit So and a vapor pit. So, uh, yeah, I just think it's funny. I think they do it purely to confuse Stephanie because the look of terror in her eyes when she realizes she's being spoken to in Danish is perfect.

I like when he goes, Liz, give me gang. My favorite thing. So I was like, now you're just faking it. It sounds like just get going, but like my bad accent of like a Swedish chef. Like gimme gimme gimme. Gimme.

And the end is like, Sco mother fucker, I'm gonna kill you. Okay, so to enter in Leanne, we know that they're gonna like try to fight because they're two intertwined these people, okay? They have the exact same hair. They have that long black witchy hair, but then they've got like the bleached ends. It's weird. I didn't notice last night until last night that they have the exact same hair down to the bleach and

Hello, floral pajamas and hello Leanne is wearing a shirt with a crown on it because I'm the queen That's right. That's right hard-knock good boat rad. So Now meanwhile Cameron Barrett Brandy and Curie are going biking and Cameron's like, I like biking because I feel more in control of my environment. Like I wrote a bike cross country once and I feel like that's a lie. I cannot imagine Cameron riding a bike cross country. I imagine her riding it across the parking lot at a supermarket called Country, you know? It was hard.

I'm carrying like, I'm all about the bike lane because I dated Lance Armstrong for a year and he taught me a thing or two. I'm like, okay, I think that's a sign for the IRS to start looking into your finances. Okay, you dope and fraud. By the way, yeah, I feel like dating Lancer Armstrong is not a bragable quality. I mean, he cheated on Charlotte Crowe, okay?

It's the Olympics. And the Olympics and America and Oprah, okay? And he disappointed Oprah. That's how much of a starfucker carry is she's still bragging about Lancer Armstrong. Okay. You don't need to brag about dating him. You need to brag about breaking up with him okay that's did this is something that she would talk about in season one I vaguely remember it I feel like that's probably something she mentioned but I was like oh okay so Lancer Armstrong was dating

the babysitter you know I just feel yeah I just feel like just kidding. I'm just a nurse babysitter before everybody gets upset with me. I just feel like there are better fallen celebrities to say that you once dated, right? Like, Lands arms strong, whatever. First of all, I also want to say I'd never liked Lands arms strong, even when like before it came out all this shit. I thought he was so cocky and annoying and like, the way he would hang out with like Matthew McConaughey and they would all like Love Lance Armstrong and I'm like I'm sick of Lance Armstrong and Again, he did cheat on Charles Crowe even before the story stuff came out So like whatever

Cheryl Crowe came out with those long sleeves on your shirt that you're supposed to wipe your food with instead of using napkins to save the world So she can suck a dick and also also, last Armstrong can suck another dick, because beyond all that stuff, I used to go to his website, live strong, because every time you look up something on the internet, like a diet thing, you're like, what is Keto? It's like, live strong will tell you in 10 easy pages that each has a video ad, a pop-up ad,

and some tracking ad. And then you finally get to the recipe, and it's like, shit, it's total shit, it's copying pasted from another site So screw you live Armstrong, okay? Also, I hate your stupid yellow bands, okay? Yeah, the yellow bands. Thank God that's over You know, thank God we got rid of testicle cancer, okay? Yeah nice. I did that everybody say thank you to me Yeah All right, I'm glad we got that off our chest

I'm really glad that we took down Lansar Armstrong after all these years. Like truly, he's always been one of my least favorite celebrities. And I was honestly, and then once all the dope and came out and he was still angry at us, we took this all away from him. It's like you cheated. You cheated and not just on Charles Crowe. You cheated on Matt. It's like the romantic meme. Be mad at the rules. Okay, Lansar strong. I'll tell you cheated. You cheated and not just on Charles Crowe. You cheated. He got mad. It's like dramatic. Me be mad at the rules. Okay.

Lamp strong. I'll tell you who's a dope. Lance Armstrong. Yeah. Um, he like injected himself into himself. He was doping. He was literally injecting Armstrong into himself. He just gets more Armstrongy. Okay. So back to the show where tons is happening. Um, Randy and Carrie and Cam are hanging out and yeah, they're writing a bike and it basically looks like once you're off, piggybacking another giraffe. It's like a weird, it's a weird sight. Yeah, and so as I Cameron's like, do you think the dog, do you think the dog speak Danish

here? Do they speak? Let me speak the dogs in Danish. Bjark, Bjark, we're worth, we're worth. Tainay in hamburger gaysa. Okay, they don't, they don't know Danish. So Leanne and her son, the boat has a house and the guys like,

hook and flug and house, they flug. I'm like, you're not even speaking. Who do you think you're kidding here? And Leanne's like, I love that house! It's so pretty! And he's like, oh, this is where the queen lives. I was expecting Caroline Fleming to burst out the windows.

I go, we start out to be like, hello passengers on the river Fleming. Welcome to my queen's house. I have five chimneys. One for each piece of almond and I'm going to make and butter today. I would like to apologize like a loudspeaker. I'd like to apologize to the ladies in the boat. One of you had a family member here who had a family member who had a family member

who was killed by my family, remember? Dutes. Dutes, the flavor of the Baltic Sea splashing into your mouths, is that not the most exquisite flavor you've ever had. I said Viking, not Viking. Ha, ha, ha. I must apologize to the ladies on the boat passing by my palace here. I know that you were looking forward to some Comte cheese with your lunch later, but I'm afraid that the last wheel of Comte was delivered to my palace earlier today.

On behalf of me, because I wanted it. Strawberries, blueberries. Okay, so Leon's like, I locked that house and the queen lives there and Dan is like how old is queen? And he tells her late 70s and check Leon's like like mama D Wonder if she farce ketchup into her meatloaf over there. She's got some class If mama D were the queen of Denmark should be on that balcony just squeezing a high-end bottle and a stream of ketchup just hit everyone on the boats. If they were smarter, they'd get out of the way.

So then Carrie's over by a water fountain. And it's like the tourist square where everybody goes. And so she sees this water fountain and she goes, oh my god. I remember this from when I was a teenager, but I was such a snob. I just wanted to be home with my boyfriend and my friends. I couldn't enjoy my trip I'm like this old fucking trip is about how Carrie was a shitty teenager and didn't enjoy the trip the first time You know, I don't need to hear about it. Okay. I've got a shitty trip So I was a kid you want to hear about the one where I got had to go to Rio do so to sleep next to the oven and the The pilot light kept getting blown out and I almost died from suffocation. How about that one?

Do I need to go take all my friends to Rio doosa to relive that hell? What's Rio Dosa? It's a place in New Mexico where we go cabbning, camping, inner tubing, lemon easing. That's where? Well, I enjoyed this because we saw a photo of Carey when she was a teenager and I was actually surprised Normally when you have a lady who is married to a plastic surgeon and has had a few tweaks here and there, when you see pictures of them as a teenager, they look vastly different. But Carrie actually looks pretty much the same, just, you know, like yoga body now. Oh my gosh. Yeah, she does look really good except one of her eyes won't

move. And then when she cries, it's like hilarious, which we'll get to you later. Yeah, she has a very exaggerated cry face. So now the ladies, the bikers are biking along and they see the boaters and they all see each other. They're like, oh my God. So the people on the boat get out of the boat. And then they're all like playing,

they're galvancing, there's like some trampolines, they're jumping in the trampolines, and then, um, lands like, I won't get in your handlebars, Stephanie. I mean, you know, in your handlebars, and she like gets on Stephanie's handlebars, which like I was, and then Stephanie goes corining towards the river. Like I was thinking this was gonna take

a very, the sweet year after turn, but it didn't, I was happy. It's a little bit amazing. We need like a dead housewives show. Yeah. Hahaha. We have a never die. Sorry. But we need like a ghost housewives show like, yeah, I'm at your tea party. Someone's gonna answer this door while I won't it listen to my ding dong. My finger won't register on the doorbell.

Why was the one who feels dead? It's time for commercial. It's time. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity few, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What deserve session with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin

and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder-Yah. So anyway, so then they split up again. And then, so Leandre and Stephanie go to have a little meal at like a Danish beer garden

or something like that. And Leand's, Leand's like, all right, all right, all I have the Texas burger with barbecue bacon and and cheese and chili on top and then waiters like that is not very Danish all right I get with herring on top have that macaroni and cheese that's not dangerous either hmm how about hamgur french fries It's not very Dana's either man. I best take your hot dogs got hot dogs. Can I have milk shake me that man? I'm sorry. That's not very Dana's she think give me my fucking food. How about you stop judging my food and get it you are a waiter, okay? Yeah, I'm yelling at the show a lot literally nothing's happening in this show. I don't know why I'm yelling I don't know why I'm yelling.

I don't know. It's fine. It's fine. Listen, these are the happiest people in the world. OK, the Danes. So let's just like bask in the reflected glory. So Deandra goes to the bathroom, not at the table. She goes up to the bathroom.

And then Stephanie, she's like, Lee-in. You guys are getting along so well. It's amazing. Lee-in's like, well, we're pretending a lot. Nothing else is happening. It's genuinely what old people do. This is what we do. Especially one of you's the queen. Literally, but old people do. Literally. I'm even wearing two L's on my earrings. That is how literally literally it is. She says literally 20 times this episode. And she goes, well, I'm gonna keep these bottle caps. I'm stupid and I feel like these.

I also have the beef near any invitation from her wedding. I'm just dumb bitch like that. I'm stupid, I'm what it likes to have a dumb bitch. I'm like, I'm just going to call it yourself. So it's the main only Travis can call you those names. We don't finish the list. I can't help it. I'm just too good of a friend.

I just can't help saving old bouquets and bottle caps that I may or may not use to scratch people with. Oh, that's for my three braddy. And what we went through and it was like the hardest thing in my life. Okay, you need to get a job. Stephanie, if that was the hardest thing in your life, okay? One day at a regular job, you'll be, you know, Ken. Or just a book. Yeah.

Like just read a book. Just read a book. Yeah, those are sad too. Yeah. So then so so Deandra comes back and Stephanie. He's like, well, I'm apparently a calming presence Which is crazy? I was so much anxiety When I just see simple things like that French fry. Why is it there Travis?

So okay, so for you guys like talk and be able to be fans, okay? I'm gonna troll this class right now nervously while you decide to say yes. And then the storm clouds start rolling in. And the guys like, that is Danish. All very Danish, very Danish, real house clouds of Danish County. So, so. Those are horror, those are horror movie noises.

Oh, it's what was happening over there. So, yeah, so Stephanie's like, okay, I'm gonna start this in a positive place. Dandra, do you think it's weird that Leanne collects bottle caps? Okay, wait, no, let me set that over. Dandra, do you love Leanne? And then it's like,

then it's like, then it's like, then when, don't, don't, don't, commercial break. And then when it brings back, it's like, eh, yes, but I mean, but I don't think we're not for it. I don't think we're not friends. So if he's like, um, okay, here's why I think you're not friends, okay? Because you're not hanging out. You're not being friendly.

No one farted on anyone's face this morning when you woke up. Uh, um, you're not having to tell everybody else that you're friends not now, call like, which, you know, would be a good sign. Like, Liam's like, oh, I think you feel like I'm a piece of trash! The jubber just throw away! Deandre's like, I do not think that as she's like brings a little scuba thing and she's like, stop trying to scoot me into something! But, um... that as she's like brings a little scooper thing and she's like stop trying to scoop me into something. But um, put this recycle sticker on your forehead. Stop putting that I have to bag around me. Oh, sorry, Leanne.

You know, Deandra, when like here's the thing, like when Stephanie says, do you love her? Like, Deandra has to also work a little bit on her delivery. And this is probably from years of being assaulted by Mama D, but she could have been like, no, of course I love Liam. I do love Liam, but we're just having a fight right now. But in such a way, yes, I don't think we're not for any of this, which is like not, it's like not the warmest or inviting response

to that question, you know? So like, you know, like Deandra could show, if she truly cared, I think she could show a little bit more warmth, even if she's annoyed. Yeah, and then Leon's like, um, well, he can't just throw me away. And Cran did, she's faking to you. She's not really crying. And Deandra's like, she's putting on show. Well, you're pretty clear about my financial situation, Leanne. And Leanne's like, I said it was, and it was out of love! I wanted to solve a problem for you! I don't care, she only has $200 in her account.

Maybe we can sell Zuri. Maybe you can earn her some money. Let's get a Kickstarter. I was thinking maybe if we invest at $200 into a good old-fashioned time at the ski ball machine, maybe we can earn a back. I said, it's wild, but why not do it? We can turn that $200 into at least 500, or maybe some still up to animals.

I mean, anything, I'm just trying to solve problems here. Right, which is totally disincentive, you know. So Danielle, I'm sorry. Then Deandra's all upset. She's like, and then on top of that, then on top of that, you know, I thought like the things about the separate lives and she's talking about when she said that originally Anne leads separate lives.

She goes, I thought that was all we put that to bed. I thought, but it keeps coming back. It keeps coming back and then it serves to rain. So, you know, so Leanne's like, it is put to bed. Like I felt like you had no respect for a friendship and I just feel like this rain is very scary because I'm trying not to melt here and Denmark.

So basically they just decide to get over it, right? And well, yeah, the end is like, the end of the desire is that we can move forward. Okay? Because you have great things in your life. Great thing. You have a husband who never wants to be around you. You have a relationship that's Great thing. You have a husband who never wants to be a ranch you you have a relationship It's totally fake. You have a wedding that you're waiting to get paid for because you're support for to yourself You got hair that's not as good as mine a sweater that's pretending that you're queen. I mean, what do you have that? Yeah, and so yeah, I'm a lands like you have no respect for my for friendship. Deandra goes, well, I'm sorry.

You feel the way and that's not true. Again, like that would be good opportunity to be like, no, of course, I do. And it breaks my heart that you feel that way. Like that's what you're supposed to do in those moments. And then suddenly, I mean, she eventually gets it. Finally, Deandra starts doing shaky boys and she starts saying, she starts being like, Lee and I mean, I want, I want to be in your life. Look, my voice is shaking now.

I've learned, I've learned from you. See, I can do shaky voice too. Lee Ann's like, Lee Ann's like, Lee Ann's like, Well, I'm gonna raise your shaky voice and insert some melodrama because what hurt was when you took away

my opportunity to love you And then she's like I would love for us to turn back time I share would say all credit to share all credit to share I'm not a lazy Sleepy deep. Sleepy deep deep deep. Okay deep okay thank you share snap out of it am I right a little mean strike hey never go wrong with the mean struck reference around me hey d'andra I got you babe I got you babe hey d'andra the week of home Kai so she's like, stiff.

Do you believe in love after love, D'Andre? I do. I do. Wait, hold on, someone's calling me. Ugh, it's Chaz, never mind. What were you saying? So, now, after all this, things seem to be a little bit better for the two of them. We'll see how long that lasts.

It's like, Tiffany, thank you for being a Coleman, singing to Bit and Bo for our day. Ow! Ow! Sorry, I was dong in you. When I hit you on the head, you're supposed to go, dong! Ow, that hurt. They're just hands, but they dong quite well. Dong! So over with Carrie, Carrie's like, um, we're going to Tebli Gardens. I went there as a teenager.

We're gonna wear Danish girl off its growth. Ah, Cameron's like, no way. He's her beautiful, just like your very beautiful Danish last name. That's very common. So you, as they're doing every time these ladies change their clothes they're like slow motion. And they're walking and they're like terrible Danish outfits. Milk maids. Yeah.

And so Leanne gives Leanne suddenly adopts her like Antique's road show hat and she's like, Tivoli Gardens. Tivoli Gardens is literally how carnivals guys are. This is the origin story for not just me, but carnies. This is Carnie Central, okay? I grew up with a pair of conjoined zombies twins with a snakebit where I used to let a bowel constrictor wrap around my waist and all sort of here, tivoli gardens. It gave me a view of the world.

No one else has. I often wonder what happened to those controlling twins talk about bitches. You know, I had a beard until I was 11. Have you ever eaten fire? I have. Have you ever taken a hammer in your hand and banged a little thing so hard that you almost had a bell at the top of a tall thing? I have never hit the never. So they're all steps skipping in circles and stuff while Leanna's waxing poetic about the carnival.

She was raised to I mean, let's let's take this in for a second. She was like, she said she was raised to I mean let's let's take this in for a second. She she was she said she was raised in a pit where boa Constructors would wrap around her. I mean look, you know Everyone has kids, you know, you know, I don't be a certain kind of person I have kid. My mom was a bear and my dad It was a longshoreman And my job was to carry a hoop of fire and see which one could jump through first. So dad had trouble getting my mom pregnant. His sperm was carried through a ping pong. You had to aim it properly into a pot. They went directly into my mother. Like wait a minute. What is this? She was like, I have to like some carnival game.

this. She was like some carnival game. My dad was in one salt and pepper cage. My mom was in another and he jacked off from one and just hoped that the splooge landed the other one. One time there was a little boy tip of the circle. And he wanted to go into the snake pit and his mama wouldn't let him. So he went up to a machine. He said, I wish that there was a lady in a snake machine. And boom, there I was. Thank you Tom Hanks. I say, though living in the carnival, I did have its perks. I mean, I've been driving cars in

size about three years old. I mean, granted my first car was on a little track. They're just going around a little circle over and over again. But man, I could beat that horn. I could be fit 19 people into a little two-seater. Hey, you ever been to space? I have. I used to climb into that little space shuttle and take my seat and look at my trip to space every single night. I mean, tentaclating go to space. I was just more like feeling like I was going to space, but it counts. I'll never too good at sports. Still can't catch a ball, but throw an app. I mean, bang! Get it in two seconds and then my map.

I feel most comfortable in a burlap sack. I'll tell you that much. The first time I went on the top of that one. The first time I met a guy named Bob I said, that's a verb. So, steal. steal that. So I steal a bit. So then they're at, so at their, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, So then they're having these those huge tourist beers and Brandy's trying to be amusing and she's not and then Brandy those are called shots She's like why are we having breakfast right now

So yes, we're going well here's what happened today Stephanie was a calm centered fourth She said it's both then she said what do you feel what do you feel and then they me ordered then our waiter Trash talked with some language none of us understood and we said school then I went pp I'm like, oh my god wrap it up. We don't need to know your whole boring day But she basically tells them all that she decided to make up with Leanne because Stephanie helped them and so Brandy is doing Stephanie has no strong opinions. Yeah, so Brandy is just squinting, like she's really mad that they made up. Yeah. And so she tells us, um, so you have lunch with Dr. Phil,

and now it's all okay. Squish. Yeah. The turf, the turf war for Deandra continues. Yeah. So now Brandi starts airing on grievances. And she's like, um, yeah. So like you told people to be careful with me

and that like the only reason I had the baby was to save my marriage because we're gonna get divorced and you just set all these awful things. So like if you want me to apologize about calling you a wicked witch, I'm not going to. Um, yeah, first of all, all those things are true. Okay, so go y'all and then psych lapidia if you want to get mad at the truth. And number two, Leanne's answer is the best because she's just looking at her and she's like I'm not gonna get angry I'm gonna eat tiny pretzel bats. She's like it's okay I didn't expect you to apologize for calling me a wicked

bitch even though I'm the only one here without a family. I knew you weren't gonna apologize. I saw my cauldron Brandy's like, oh then maybe I should have called you the wicked bitch instead. She's such a fucking trial Like she doesn't get a reaction, so she's even worse. You're terrible. You're terrible lady So yeah I like that she like raised the stakes on her insult. She's like do over wicked bitch this time and lands like All right, well I apologize and you're gonna naturally don't angry and Brenda's like I'm getting attitude and angry because it's going to happen again Which is probably true? And that's why I feel done with you and I kind of was like laughing

Because if you think about it, it's a total role reverse. It's a total role reversal from season one. Season one, it was Brandy who was just like, whatever, I'm just going through this show. And Leanne would just like, everything Brandy did, Leanne would just lose her shit. Leanne could not control herself. And Brandy was like, whatever.

And now Leanne is like, whatever. And now Brandy is losing her shit. It's kind of funny. I never thought it would switch like that. Yeah. Except one of them still entertaining. And one of them still laying on. Wow.

So wow. That's true. I can't with this. Wow. I was just, I'm just feeling so sick of the same thing over and over. And Leanne's not even coming into this fight anymore. And Brandy just starts yelling and screaming like a child and Leanne's like you're gonna run out in so far run out of pretzel bots wanna race?

you know and so she's like look I know that she wants the big evil dragon see where to come out but she ain't gonna come out because she's still there, but she is. She knows how to control herself now. And you know what drag is love pretzel bots Once you pop you can't stop So now is the next morning day four and today Carrie's gonna meet her cousins again So they all have to bring they're gonna basically gonna go to the suburbs and they all have to bring bathing suits because they're gonna swim in the ball Yeah Carry is long monologue this chopped up into multi little pieces throughout the show where she's like

We're supposed to be naked. It's your pan. So I'm from Europe and I'm getting naked because you get naked That's what you do. So I hope everyone can get naked because that's what you're supposed to do She's supposed to get naked because we're in Europe. It's not like what you do. Yeah, I'm kidding naked because you get naked. That's what you do. So I hope everyone can get naked because that's what you're supposed to do You're supposed to get naked because we're in Europe. It's not like what you do because I'm European Like you needed a fucking excuse to take off your damn shirt, okay? None of us care if you just sit here in your testimony. Oh, with that you're sure it off Yeah, exactly. We're not the women, okay So then they go to her cousin's house and there's Lotte and Ulan Camila Cam was like, it's precious, it's so precious here

Oh my god It's a little awkward Oh my god, I loved him more And Matty's like, I want to introduce you to one more cousin, one more And I'm like it's Bjork, it. And I'm like, it's Bjork. It's Bjork. Please say it's Bjork. Bjork can eat Bjorkas from Iceland, okay?

I mean, to ignorant people, it's all the same. And I'm the captain of ignorant town, okay? It was obviously the mayor of Danish town. No, it was Zuri. Zuri was there in Mark II. And you can tell the producers don't even care about this twist because they showed Mark in the previous. So we already knew he was coming. Um, I'm so sorry. I got a text and I looked at it. Who does that? And you know, that's such a big hip of cricks. I'm always screaming and yelling about it. Did you already

say that Mark was totally pretending to cry so he can pretend he's a good person on TV and people stop being mean to a month or two? More or less, yes. Okay, I agree. Yeah. So Mark is there. Everyone's like crying because they're like, oh, damn, Mark is here. So they all, they all like go inside for lunch. You know, Mark is like, oh, this is a pretty, this is a pretty nice house. I don't really see any industrial stove tops in here Burn Get it burn. It's what my house is biggest my new oven. How adorable Wow, and then carry tries to cry. She's like

Looks like she's trying to poop out like a dog bone from 10 years ago like she's just her eyes are like like a dog bone from 10 years ago. Like she's just, her eyes are like squinting, but they won't close, and one has gone across. She has stopped trying to cry, okay? You do it everywhere you need, and it's never worked. She has one of those cries where like, it's like an app where you scan your face in, and then the app makes different expressions,

and so it bends your face around. So when you say frown, it just takes your flat face, and it just like bends your mouth down. So it's like all weirdly photoshopped down. And so everything gets like dragged and like distorted. That's how she frowns. Yeah. It's horrifying. Yeah. So latte is like latte. She's like, I'm a strict delicious coffee drink. Welcome to a very traditional Danish lunch. We start with pickled herring and I was like, oh god Here we go. Here's another chance for American to look fucking stupid just in case we haven't taken it lately. Come on Americans and you know what I have to tell you something this has normally the part of the episode where I say something like

You know what I love pickled herring and when I saw them turning their nose up at pickled herring I was like fuck you. I wish I had sent Pickle Terring right now, but here's the twist. The day before I went to the supermarket when I was hungry, when you go to the supermarket, whoa, you know when you go to the supermarket and you're hungry, you buy things you don't really need to get. One of the things I got, whoa,

I got some herring and sour cream. And so during the scene I was like, oh my God, I actually have Pickle Terring here in the apartment, and then I went and I had three pieces and it was delicious. Oh my god. Hi, clean up on aisle. Whoa! Do you like herring, by the way? Did we discuss this? Are you grossed out by herring? I'm not grossed out by anything because I feel ignorant saying I'm grossed out by something after watching this show. So I'll try anything once. Okay. Just like Stephanie, I think pickle tearing is delicious.

I really do. Me too. It really is. I'm sorry. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. I just sound gross. I mean, I can't.

I mean, I can't. I'm super into it. I'm super into it. And I was like, you really don't understand how happy I was because I was also hungry and I was watching it at like, like, one 30 in the morning. And I was like, it was like a watershed moment for me to realize the food I was watching on screen. I actually, because whoever has, who just has pickled herring around. But luckily my strange hunger driven shopping the day before resulted in pickled herring in my apartment. It was just like a great Coppers totally These shows hypnotize you the only reason I make popovers is because one time Giselle on real housewives of Potomac was like I'm making my kids popovers And that's it. That's all it took. I've been making them ever since

I know I know I was gonna make you know, it just occurred to me I was gonna make popovers a few weeks ago. Remember I made that big announcement and I never did I'm gonna do that today We shouldn't even talk about it because I don't need to be making popovers and trying to lose weight because what if I meet Elvis Presley in Nashville. I know I know I can't you know I okay know more popovers until I lose four more pounds because I'm trying to do chocolate croissants and me whatever okay the point is they all act like idiot Americans and are grossed out by everything the sweet family put together and after hamburgers and they don't get them. So then it's time to go jump naked into the Viking water of the Baltic Sea. Yeah well we

should also... well yeah yeah never mind. I was gonna mention how they face time carries parents and she was like everyone that's important to me is in this room right now and then also on the phone. The main thing in this room, less on the phone. Yeah, he's like, I've got one last surprise, honey. And I'm like a car, a piece of jewelry. That's a FaceTime with the parents. You're like, you should have started with that

and then moved. You know, you're supposed to move up. You're supposed to progress and I go backwards. Who wants that, a FaceTime for my mom? Who the fuck cares, okay? Where's my ring? Hey, dad, remember when I made a Danish yesterday? And it made me closer to being Danish.

And I made it for you, so it was a Danish for you. Remember that? Remember my very literal bonding? Very, very literal bonding. So, yeah. Okay. So now it's time to go to the Baltic. You're time to go to the Baltic.

It's time to go to the Baltic, and I'm not just talking about Monopoly, although fun fact, whenever I do play Monopoly, I love getting Baltic and Mediterranean avenues because even though they're cheap, they were a good source of income. Anyway, so time to go to the Baltic to Simnaked and they get there and of course Zuri is afraid that there are sharks which are so cute because I can only imagine the sharks that hang out in Denmark. They're probably like such ridiculous sharks. They're like all the other sharks are probably like, oh, Dina's sharks.

And for Zuri, she's like, Mommy is the shark. You don't get no privacy. Mommy, we have to be naked. I'm like, this trip is gonna scar for Zuri forever. Yeah. So, Kary, of course, is gonna get naked because it's European as her family, it's our country.

And, uh, make it, you're up, make it, make it, I'm make it, you're up. And Stephanie, of course, is cracking up. I think like we all are at the idea that like, they're all getting naked in front of their families. It's just sort of like a little weird vibe going on there. And everyone's pretty much gonna go take a dip, except for Leanne, she's like, well, I don't wanna be, I't want to go swimming because it's cold.

And I got a really important fashion show coming up. And the last thing I need is fleshing bacteria or the flu, Danish flu, you know. I don't need a flu in 175 different ways, but I do need fashion in that. Yeah, it was kind of a weird excuse. But then, you know, she reminded us she got that flesh eating bacteria. It's hilarious. I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious. It was hilarious. So then the aunt is like, no pictures, no pictures, everybody, no pictures, no pictures, no pictures, no pictures, no pictures. So it's very clear not to take any pictures. Okay. As we saw recorded on the reality show cameras, yes.

Yes. So Stephanie's like, the Chinese and Frank's everywhere. So Brandi of course goes into our place and... Mark's ass. We saw lots of Mark's ass. Yeah, and Dandro goes in with the suit, you know. Like she's gonna, you know, she'll at least show up. And Brandi's like,

it was so liberating and free. And then I see Liam take out her phone and I'm like, bitch, I'm topless, have some respect. Oh. Did you go away? Oh. Yeah, I just pushed my- Oh, I was-

I was- I was giving you space because I was like, I was like here it comes here comes the Ronnie Rand I mean no longer with her a who cares? Okay, and be what is this evil intent that Leanne has with these boob pictures? Well, I would say this okay I think in a normal situation if I were getting naked in a lake I would also probably not like it if one of my friends are recording it, just like I just think that's bad etiquette. I would mean that.

And by but lake, I mean, of course, the Baltic Sea. So I get that, but the difference is this was all being documented on TV, so I kind of feel like, well, but I don't know. I mean, I guess she probably has faith that the producers are not gonna leak footage of her. That's nonblurred out. And she's not blurred out. Yeah, but I still think like, I mean, I don't think Leanne should have been recording.

Like for sure, like she should not have been. I don't think she was up to anything malicious. I think she was just not thinking. I think it was just like a thoughtless moment, you know? Yeah, I would have told her to get rid of that shit too, okay, and they did say no filming. So look, I'm never on Brandy's side. I think Brandy's an asshole.

But I could understand being like, they just said not to film, you know, we're all awkward because we're naked, which is obviously an uncomfortable place, which I don't know why it should be, but whatever it is. Yeah, so Take it off. Okay fine, but the way Brandy just takes it so far Why doesn't she just say at that moment stop recording? Hey Leanne stop that

Well, you know on the bus they all get it back on the bus after you know after feeling their way there after being blinded by Mark. They find their way back to the best. And carries like a home mark made us a reservation at a Mitchell, a Michelin restaurant tonight. So I was already there. There's some. Yeah, no, the world. I mean, I think it's closed now. I think it's closed now, but the world's best rest, the world's best restaurant used to be in Denmark, in Copenhagen. It was called like Nomi or something like that. Nomi. Oh, Nomi, Nomi, I forgot what it was called, but it was like the world's best restaurant

was right there in Copenhagen. -♪ No more fun, no more. Um, so let's see. So yeah, so they're, so they're gonna be going to another Michelin-starred restaurant, which I'm like already very nervous about and Brandy wants Leanne to basically delete the topless vote video and Leanne's like well, I was videotaped me for posterity this way when you win an award for something other

I don't know being the biggest bitch in Texas. I can give him this video and be like look at her look at this bitch posterity So when you're about to send those adoption papers I can say hey speaking of posteriors here's some posteriors for posterity. Hey you ever want to see if an alcoholic's boobs look like here you go. So she's like all deleted so she deletes it. Is that deleted? Is it deleted from your trash? And she's like, what's you deleted? It's gone. Okay. I'm saying, no, I have to ask is it gone gone? Because you do things like that. You say it's gone, but then it's not.

And she's like, I think you're trying to make a lot of drama here, Brandy. She could have emailed it to herself, uploaded it to Warnhub, masturbated to it and that shed and secret. I mean for she shed she's just an evil person. The minute we left that backyard of Carrie's family I noticed that she'd dug a hole into the wall just so someone could see Mark trying to ruin her marriage. Yeah so she's like you're a manipulative fucking bitch and that's why you're taking a video back there because you want to use it against us. And Leandro just goes, you're special. So then what was really interesting, this was one of the most breaking the fourth wall moments

in any of the real housewives. Cameron goes, um, you're filming a reality TV show. If she's fine getting button naked on national television, why she's upset about her on a cell phone. It's like, yeah, I think that's probably what we were all thinking. Yeah. So then back at the end she goes, and she goes, it was a spur of the moment thing. A spur of the moment.

Okay. You look. So back at the hotel, Brandy and Stephanie are putting on makeup. You know how most of the people on housewives just eat? This cast just puts on makeup. Looks like literally all they do on the show. It's like putting on makeup, putting on more makeup. Wait, and before they do that,

I just wanna say that Leanne says on the bus, well she tells us during this whole thing, she's like, brandy is just angry that I haven't thrown a glass yet or cost someone out. And I'm like, yeah, and so are the rest of us, by the way. We'd really like to see that. Thank you. And then she goes, and she goes, brandy just wants me

to be the dragon. That way she would be the, and it was like so hilarious to me watching Leanne do arm impersonation of Brandy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha So Cameron is like, what was your intention with the cell phone thing? I was like, oh, genuinely, literally thought. I was gonna say, you guys are gonna want to see this. It's awesome. It was for y'all to look at. And Cameron's like, that was spread of the moment. And I don't think she put it together.

Like, she was just confused So then Yeah, so then at dinner The the waiter comes behind. He's like hello welcome. You're a bunch of confused hamburger lovers So I think instead you should try just a tasting menu. It's everything included and they're like Yes, go. I was like, this is terrifying, okay. A menu has everything, it has rocks, it has moss, it has dirt, whatever you could want. Cameron's like, everything has been so odd eating wise here. It's just really fancy and sophisticated.

You know what I want is a baritone. You know like the ones they have in Cabo San Lucas. Who do I got a blowpop to get some salsa? So they get the food and it's the most normal food. Like fried kale dipped in Prachini mushroom cream and shrimp and oysters and they're still looking at it like, oh my god god that's so fun Fun so fun. Yeah Stephanie's looking she does the classic thing which is cuz the shrimp has its head on she's like It's looking at me a stuff. I was on it. That's just lazy

They didn't even take off the head of the shrimp Not lazy the head of the most delicious parts like those true-style girl That was funny because that's so me. I'm like how much is this? Can you at least do your job? Okay, it's like when you go to those places and they're like pick you'll meet cook it like okay You're taking advantage now sir So Kerry is like okay, what was your favorite moment of this trip because I came here when I was a kid and I was a real jerk about it. But now I'm bonded with my family and I was naked because I'm European. Anybody else?

Well, I love Tivoli Gardens. It was great to see where my corny roots came from. Gosh, it was great to see the first ever Tribont. God, it was great remembering those conjoined twins. Great. Wow. It was so, it was so amazing seeing the first ever scrambler. I can't believe they made it out of wood. So she's like, tibly gardens. And then Dan also, I also loved video taping

brandy's boobs so I could blackmail someone later. That was a great highlight for me. Did I say that out loud? The butt ride. I I'm right I'm right I'm right I'm right I'm right I'm right I'm right I'm meeting your family bonding but unfortunately I feel hurt by Leanne Leanne you took my bonding experience away from me you took a little bit away. Yeah. You know, Cameron's probably sitting there doing like shaking your head like you know that. Dumplands. Show their boobs on cell phones. Smart blondes. Show their boobs everywhere. So if I just jumped into the ocean, we'd be okay. Right now, it's what you're saying. It's like pal. I wouldn't cut you video taping me

And so it was not done with malicious intent all right Well, how would you like it if I had a video of you and your sony side up titties on my phone, you know, I can fuck yourself lady Serious my titties are over easy, okay? I Got some hard boils In land just like then we just like cut to Leanne with her little bulge like BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG Stephanie's like oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh If the video goes somewhere, you're gonna know who did it. So like, why? You should be saying like, I deleted it because if you see that video pop up on PornHub or wherever,

you know it's from me. So like, why would I do, like, I wouldn't be able to act dumb about it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and then camera's like, it wasn't for black mold. And curious like, that's the fear. It's for blackmail.

Oh, would a terrifying thing to be blackmailed with? You were skinny dipping. Oh! It's a Baltic as part of a cleansing ceremony. Oh my God! You're losing not only your children, your husband's gonna leave you, your house is gonna be taken away.

I mean, who cares? It's so stupid. I can't believe you partook in a cultural tradition of the Danish people. Please, please tell me you didn't be pickled herring. Please! Hahaha. Did you jump on a trampoline by any chance because that would just be it.

Sidewalk trampolines are illegal in America. Wait, wait, please, please say you did not eat a Fried piece of kale that was standing up in a bowl of rocks, please Oh god some Brandy's like um she can only pretend to be Miss Zen for so long She's a manipulator and I'm gonna prove it. I'm like you're an idiot. Okay. I'm officially fucking over you lady You just need like this lady needs a break. Okay center plan Oh ask back to Plano Well, I mean she's not wrong. I mean Leanne can only say Zen for so long and I got I'm like waiting I'm waiting and waiting and waiting for Leanne to lose her shit

And I'm I also like one thing I hate is when people make Proclamation about how Zen they are or whatever or like I'm not drinking anymore if they're on reality TV because It's fine to have like a chill season season but like we want to be crazy again please next season so like you know it's like that's why I like when they were trying to get to render to admit that she had a drinking problem she like wouldn't do it because it's like we don't want that we don't want to render to go off this us you know yeah exactly look leave her alone so anyway so Leanne does that she does the whole like Everything's always my fault. It's always my fault and Brandy's like well, I feel like it's all my fault

It's all my fault. No, you're not listening to me Leanne It's me and goes well. I can't hear you you're talking so soft and I have two weaves on my ears And there's 175 more of them too lots of different looks. Yeah, she's like you want me to yell? Oh, yeah No, no, no, please don't yell. Please don't yell She's you have an agenda and if you have a problem with me You got every other person besides me and I'm like actually look a lot of the things most of the things People are madly and are true. They've happened But Leon does come right to your face and tell you

Okay, well she did As much as Brandy does yeah, so Brandy is like she can only yeah, she can only be done so long So then Leon's like I'm not mad at you and I'm not gonna allow myself to get mad at you and Brandy goes I've never done anything to you. Never done anything. I'm like, oh, right now. And Lynn goes, well, you kind of have, but I'm not going to go down that history street again.

And I just like the idea of history street. Does memory lane and history street? There's the Mayflower bar in Grille. The Civil War Ice Cream Shop. Oh, Magna Carta dresses for ladies. Units, don't say they didn't make history. So basically that's it. Leanne's like, I think the only thing left to say is, I'm sorry, you don't trust me.

And she's like, nobody here trusts you. And it's like, don't da da like don't listen old lian does exist I just learn how to I just know how to control her now this is called maturetay okay try it sassy lian is here so brandy it looks like for next week seems for next week brandy gets mad because she's trying to get everyone else to yell at lian with her and nobody will because you know, Brandy can't hold it on her own. And then it also looks like Leanne's a total liar and was holding that video for some crazy, dullness reason.

I don't know what's going on next week because there's an issue about a phone, apparently like Leanne cloned her phone or something like that. My favorite part was at towards the end of the preview for next week, Carrie goes, you cloned your phone girl. I can set up like kind of shit or whatever she said. And Cameron's totally throwing her into the bus too. She's like, yeah, she's such a cloned her phone

right away immediately. I can't believe she cloned her phone girl. Girl cloned her phone. How do you clone your phone girl? Yeah, so next week the iCloud phone backup takes center stage, right? Just new Apple products have been rolled out. It's gonna be a very special Thanksgiving episode featuring cloned phone girls. So excited. What's your god damn turkeys? Yeah, turkishum. Claude turkishum.

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