Watch What Crappens - Vanderpump Rules: Diss Inivited

Episode Date: February 27, 2020

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So last week on Vanderpump Rules, Brittany and Jacks, pretended like they had no idea that they were pastor was saying all sorts of homophobic and transphobic things until they were called out by it by The the viewers really and then Tom Sandevol Wanted after even after they fired at Tom Sandevol wants to pull Jacks aside and be like, dude You got to be like me smart about this stuff, dude And then Jacks turned it around on Tom and made it that you're not supporting my wedding. Fuck you and then Jack's turned it around on Tom and made it that you're not supporting my wedding. Fuck you.

Why do you always, why can't you be happy for me? Which is the most annoying trait that a newly, like that's people who are engaged can have, is that. Like, why can't you be happy? Yeah, why can't you just be happy for me? What is this like a week after Tom just threw him a huge Miami party and rented a boat and all this stuff?

None of this that Jack's pays for, of course. You know, this is everybody and rented a boat and all this stuff. None of this Jack's pays for of course. You know, this is everybody else planning and doing all of this shit. And Jack's just like, you can't be happy for me. I know. Enough. Enough. We don't need that. Like, you are literally a bride and a groom and you're having a televised wedding.

You have so much attention that's lavished on you already. I'm sure there are plenty of, you know, I'm sure there's an article, a flowery article in People Magazine to say, like, look at the first picks of their wedding, you know, they have a lot of happiness coming towards them and the fact that they are still glens for more is just it's obnoxious. Oh, there's lots of flowery articles. I did some little searches because I was, you know, I'm just watching Vanderpump Rules and I was like, you know, I think sometimes it's good to go down memory lane, you know, and read about Jack's line about his military service. That was a real fun one.

Or to remember exactly what his sugar daddy status was with that guy from Miami. While he's questioning someone else's sexuality on this show when he was like gay for pay pretty blatantly. So, you know, I had a really good day of flowery articles Yeah, yeah lots of flower articles fuck Jackson, Brittany really so we opened this episode with Stasi coming to Tom and Katie Yeah, works is like you have a key to the house or what and she's like um it was open this time I didn't have to use it where's dog yeah, where's? And so I almost started to be like really another dog named dog But instead it's one of my other pet peeves no pun intended truly They have Tom has a very sad lizard that he's named dog. I don't know why he would do that to a lizard

The poor lizard's gonna have an identity crisis. I think I just said last week on the show, right? That one of my pet peeves is when people name their animals, different animals, like a dog that's named Bear. I just said that on the, who it was on Summer House, but jewels with their, was it Summer House? No, no, Shaz with the paper out.

So here it is, another terrible example, a lizard named dog. Well, lizard named dog. And Tom's worried because dog hasn't eaten since he got him. Well, listen, don't keep him in the same room as Katie, okay? It's gotta be difficult to use to watching some angry girl just chug down hidden valley every night, okay? Give the lizard a fighting chance.

Also, maybe don't feed the lizard skittles and like leave a little trail of candy wrappers around for the lizard. Okay, give it what it wants, like a fly. I don't know what it eats, but that's what it needs. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how you put anything in a box with Katie. You know, you're basically fitting it in the box, in the valley, you know, with Katie. Of course it's fresh.

Yeah, this is fresh. You're lucky that lizard hasn't just banging his head up the side of the fucking aquarium or whatever This was definitely a Katie lizard like you know that this lizard was going around to other lizards and being like That's a convenient narrative and was like Katie lizard. I'm sorry Katie expression It doesn't make any expression, you know cuz Katie she's like blown up her lips a lot and she just keeps going With her lips sticking her lips out like her I told you so lips and dog does have I told you so lips And you know what? Yeah, I'm really fair to hate someone's pet just because you hate the owner But I'm sorry fuck that dog. Okay. Fuck that fuck lizard. Sorry. That was a lady's okay. You know it

You should have been adopted by somebody better dog Sorry, I got lizzard. You know what you should have been adopted by somebody better dog We all know that that lizard has a hipster record player and it's like guys Guess what I just got on vinyl and everyone's like we don't care where lizards. Yeah, it's like I got a I got a record player from urban outfitters guys Yeah, you're really on you've really got your finger on the pulse dog. Yeah way to go lizard named dog You have Debbie Harry on vinyl. Wow. You know, blondie. Congratulations. Music kills dog.

Yep. So they put this, they put this lizard on Stasi's shoulder, which meant that we got like half a scene of Stasi talking with like a languid lizard on her shoulder being like, why? I know I'm a kitty lizard, but even I don't deserve this right now. It was actually a step up from the usual piracy that we get with Stasi I'm gonna give it a good review best best thing you've worn this season the lizard accessory. It's great luck great luck So he's like, oh my lizards depressed. Can you get can you talk to him Stasi? You were depressed for a while

So yeah, so they start talking about Tom, basically. I think so. I was actually massively distracted by the lizard because I actually had to go back and watch a few times because they'd be talking and I just started looking at the lizard, like, she has a lizard on her shoulder right now, like a big yellow lizard. It's very distracting, dog. So I mean, it's basically like Lala in 10 years.

It's like a big fat lizard on her arm, you know. So, it's so nice. So, it's showing his suit, his wedding suit. And Stasi's like, um, so like you're the only best man now, or, and Katie's like, um, yeah, can you, do you know that if Tom's a Santa Fe picked up his suit? And he's like, yeah, I mean can you do you know that if Tom's a sound of all picked up his suit and He's like, yeah, I mean Tom Tom really wanted to seem woke, but like who's expense? I like that like it's just a huge disc like wow somebody actually gave a shit about the rights of you know LGBTQ LVP people Crazy

LGBTQ LVP people, he said. You know, yeah, I know. I was like, oh yeah, he just wanted to be woke. You know, by the way, is that really a bad thing? I guess he wanted a seam woke. But the thing is that Tom's track record is excellent. It's excellent. He like, flon was like, bawling about the Parkland,

a not Parkland, the, the P pulse nightclub shooting. He was a wonderful ally to Billy Lee. Like, it's not inauthentic. He was truly annoyed. And on top of that, his girlfriend is by and he has a lot of gay friends. And he was truly angry about this pastor, which is well within his rights. And on top of everything else, the way that he was talking to Jacks, he wasn't hectoring Jacks and saying, you gotta get rid of this guy, you're home of phobic, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

He was trying to tell Jacks, hey, like you can't have your head in the sand about this shit. Head in the sand wall. But the thing is that, and that's not a bad conversation to have, that is actually a respectful conversation. And it's a conversation you have when you're looking out for your friends, you're trying to help your friends.

It's not a conversation to make you try to seem woke for the cameras. He doesn't have to do that, okay? And no one's looking for people to be woke. People are just looking for people to do the right thing. And Jack's is the one who cut it off prematurely before the point of the entire conversation could be made and spun it into a pity party for him and a stupid wedding in a castle. Yeah, he's, Tom was just saying, why does it take you talking to at least a van der pump?

Like why does she have to step in? That's all he said. But Jackson's been waiting for this reason, this whole season, reason for the season, reason for the fixing monical song to go for Tom. And that was it. You know, the minute Tom said that he jumped up and ran and tattled to everybody else to get everybody screaming and yelling, and went and fucked with Brittany while she's already sitting there sobbing because people are made of Instagram.

Yeah. And so yeah, his fault, but no, and sausage and sausage is still defending, you know, Brittany and and Jacks. And she's like, you know, Santa,all, he came at Brittany and basically said they only got rid of their pastor because Lisa made a statement, not because they actually felt that way. I'm like, well, as far as we can tell, that's exactly what happened. I mean, if they really felt that way, I mean, why was this not, why was this not taking care of six months ago? Yeah, that is what happened. Sorry. I mean, I know you guys are gonna try and rewrite your history or whatever, but it's on camera, you dobs. And sausage like Brittany was literally sitting there sobbing.

I'm like, guess what else Brittany's been sobbing? When they found out there was no more azeago bread at Subway, like she cries over everything. It's not a big deal. She cries, she cries, she cries, she saw a sign at the club, okay? So for her to be crying for a bread basket to be filled at all of Garden.

Okay. Literally, she ran out of fucking wing sauce. Yeah. If she has an opportunity to cry because people are trying to ruin this wedding for her, she will take it. So, you know, her sobbing is immaterial. Well, she sure does take it. She sobbs every scene she's in this episode.

So let's go speaking of, let's go over to Brittany and Jacks. We're sitting with Sherry and her new face, that the face that Jacks built over at. I didn't really, I didn't think she had a new face. I didn't see it. She's got a new face. Someone posted on his crown. Someone said, wow, she's really got a glow up. And it posted her from a couple of years ago in this year.

You know, Jacks, you know, buying babies and faces for everybody can. He's just such a giver. I'm just, well, you know, and that's what he likes in the person as we found out. I'm just glad that she's no longer using, you know, white out as a lipstick. So, yeah, so they're doing, they're going over table seating and everything. And Jack's is basically basically his plan is to he's he's gonna demote Tom Tandival, but because he's like he's like he hasn't called me

he hasn't he hasn't called me in four days and like if he was concerned he would have called me like what is there to be concerned about? Why would Tom be concerned about you? You were the one who acted irrational and ridiculous and hired a bigoted pastor. So then he's like, yeah, things have been dwindling between Tom and I for the past year. And then we see the reunion clip. Jacks was so furious that Tom was standing up for James.

And then we come back and he's like, well, he stopped responding in my text, which was proven to be a lie when on camera. Yes. And you accused him of that. And he showed the text. He didn't show up to my LA bachelor party. Yeah, but he was with a family and family.

And he planned and through the entire Miami party and the boat. And then he started this thing with my pastor. He doesn't start a thing with your pastor. Okay. Do you need me to sit here and read all the shit that's come out of your fucking bullshit pastor's mouth because I will, okay? Yeah. And trans people shouldn't have the right to pee, okay?

By the way, and this time, Santa Vos, Crastalette, and Adon! Yeah, this is classic sort of like, narcissistic behavior, and I say that as someone who has no license to say that, but I'm still gonna say that this is classic narcissistic behavior where basically Jack's is turning himself into the victim again.

He's like, if Sandevol says, I'm sorry I handled that wrong, I'll be like, you're welcome to come to the party. How come he can't, how come Jack's can't text Sandevol and say, I'm sorry I handled that wrong? Because as far as we saw, Jack's the one who went flying off the handle, okay? Well also, Jack's can't even lie

and then keep that light going for one scene. So Brittany's like, well, I'm definitely pissed at Sandoval, but I'm worried. Basically, the people are going to be mad that they're kicking out Tom, right? And he's like, I don't care. It's like, but obviously they mean some to us or they wouldn't be at the wedding. And he goes, do you see me upset about it? I'm not upset about that. Okay, listen to this.

So then, we stop at Surr before we go about that. Okay, oh, listen to this. So then we stop at sir before we go to dinner and Tom goes like this to me. He goes, you know, Jacks, I'm sorry, I handled that wrong. And I'm like, you know what? I'm like, well, you're welcome to come to the wedding. So he did apologize. Yeah, it's what you're saying. So he didn't text you, but he literally came right up to you

and said, hey, I'm sorry, I handled that wrong. So what are you bitching about? You can't even keep your eyes straight for one scene dude. He already apologized. I know. So, um, so now we go over to Ariana and Tom and Ariana's talking about it and she's like, you know what? Like, you were screamed at and then Jack ran his little ass back to them because he needed backup. Um, and basically they're like, they're kind of like in a fuck jacks kind of place and can't blame them because fuck jacks. Yeah. And Tom's like, yeah, bring me up.

If she was about somebody being a hub of phobic and transphobic and your response is to hit me. And Arianna is doing Brits' voice. She's like, kick his eyes, kick it. Yeah, kick his eyes. Exactly. And then Arianna's basically, Arianna kind of says what you said last week.

She's like, Brannie might say that she's living her version of a fairy tale, but I don't know any fairy tales where the princess encourages the prince to commit aggravated assault. Yeah, sketch comedy. I mean, we do know one where the prince like totally made out with a sleeping person,

which I don't know that that was great. And like, you know, he wasn't convincing other people to like be that people, I guess. Yeah, the point is this, it's last week you said, you said that Brittany is the person that the princess is trying to persevere from above or whatever. Whatever the, whatever the, whatever the word, whatever the preposition is that goes with persevere,

that's what I mean. So anyway, so Tom, so Tom, well again, clarifies that he's still mad, that I took them so long to get rid of the pastor thing. And I think that's a viable complaint. I mean, look, am I happy that they ditched the pastor? Yes, I mean, something is better than nothing. But the fact that they're like not even willing to hear how that pastor may have hurt their very closest friend.

In fact, they're basically taking the side of the pastor in a sense. I know it's sort of weird to say the side of the pastor because it's not totally a side issue, but they kind of are prioritizing the pastor and the pastor's feelings over Tom and Ariana. And Tom is the friend of 20 years of the closer person. It's fucked up. And Jack, so back to Jackson Brittany, he was like, what are you gonna do about Ariana?

And she's like, well, I haven't talked to her yet. I'm not just gonna be like, you're not in my win, but you ain't saying anything to me. That hurts my family. He's like, yeah? Cause it's not your duty to go to her. It's up to her to come to you. And she's like, yeah, she should be coming to me.

And that's what I'm upset about. And he actually goes, that's what it told to do. Be mature. He's like literally jerking me off onto the table, as they speak. She's like, we are literally making our wedding plans right here. Did anyone see we're making wedding plans?

Cause I'm getting married. And I literally could only talk about Santa Volaniary on a ride now. It's upsetting, it's upsetting. I mean, again, she's now acting like a victim because her seating arrangement plans are being interrupted by the situation that her own fiance created. Like now the table seating plans are sacred moment

that had to be filled with joy and love. I mean, what is wrong with this woman? Yeah, you gotta have it together when you're getting married in for sales. I know. And so she's crying again. And the mom's like, it'll get turned around honey. It'll be okay. Now we get me another neck lift.

Really appreciate it. All this work you call time for me. And then Brynny goes, I'm just trying to focus on the good and the fact that I get to marry my best friend, but people won't let us. I'm like, people won't let you focus on the good and that you're marrying your best friend. It's all you talk about,

it's literally all you talk about. You are not a victim in this wedding here, okay? You're getting a wedding that is probably partially paid for, if not fully paid for by Bravo, okay? So enjoy that. You're the one who's choosing to create drama and then cry about it. I mean, literally at the club in Miami, you created a stupid drama and then cry over pizza afterwards, which we've all done. We've all done, but it's it's worse when you do it.

She don't play no games. She don't play no games. And it's Lala who literally only plays games. It's like, okay, so Lala who literally only plays games like Okay, so Lala and Randall that they're maps of in Bel-Air and here we are Oh Rams first time on television Well first time on Vanderpump rules because we did see him on Flipping out which is where I will which is where I'm assuming the footage of their house going run of undergoing renovations came from I think they poached from flipping out a little bit. Yeah. So he's like, oh yeah, we're doing a little back

to all stuff today, huh, kid? Because she's like, she's moving, she's like putting the pool chairs in an upright position. So, yep, she's working hard back there. I was like, yeah, we're doing that today, huh? Yeah. She's like, I am engaged to my show mate, Randall Emmett, his kind, his generous.

He makes me feel on a daily basis that I am the best person in the world. People don't realize how hard Rand works, but he is digging tunnels under the earth all the time, all the time digging little adorable tunnels with his fellow friends down there, okay? So she's basically talking about how they're doing a renovation and they gutted the house, like stuff that, you know, like no one ever- You're not like yours. Oh, like, I wonder how Lala's house is,

I wonder if they renovated and had to gut it. I can only imagine this is our last renovation. Okay, great, we'll see you next time when there's another renovation. And thus we're talking about my face, in which case I will continue to pull tractors into the driveway and just do random shit to my face just because even though I'm 20 years old, I need nothing to end my face because I'm thinning gorgeous. So they're talking about, so it's Randall saying how Jack's been hitting him up

on text and that they have a friendship. He's like well, he's he's closest to my age and we laugh and have a lot of fun Which I don't I don't I there's something weird about that. There's definitely like a Randall I think probably wants to feel young and cool by hanging out with Jack's and then Jack's Once free shit, right like I think it's pretty obvious this relationship. Well, yeah, I mean, Rant's kind of used to that, right? I mean, he's marrying one who's sitting there. What was Lala just calling Rant and texting Rant all those years because he's like adorable and fine.

No, give me a break. So he's used to that. So he's like, yeah, but another friend, babe. So what's up with that? He's like, yeah, you know, he said he's real upset with Santa Claus and I told him, I'll check with him tonight because you know, I didn't get all the details. And she's like, yeah, you know, he said he's really upset with sandable and I told him I'll check with him tonight Cuz you know, I didn't get all the details and she's like, yeah, it was really fucking bad

He's like, that sucks babe She's like a less sound-of-all deeply apologizes, which he seems uncable of. This will not be effects anytime This will be worse than the box office receipts for Goddy. A movie that just America wasn't ready for. So then we go over to Lisa's house and so Brett, Brett comes by, Brett, the personal trainer, slash bartender. He is also now released from probation. He's getting his interviews again.

So Lisa comes by, like, he's traveling all the way up to this house and Lisa arrives in like a full dress and she's like, oh, Brett, you're going to hate me. My foot still hurts a little bit so much. You know, that's what happens to your foot when a whole heap of betrayal has landed on it. It hurts. That's my foot. He's like, then why are you walking in heels, Leita? Yeah, everything he says is I hate yeah, thanks for coming. Thanks for coming down with the dinner theater boys Yeah, he definitely gives me some male escort vibes for sure the way he sort of smiles. I mean like like like urban cat not urban Chili's cowboy midnight cowboy. Chili's cowboy. Yeah, he's like a chillies host you know who's like hey how are you my guess too much yeah or like a

mixed in first so I love that by the way that he went up to this mansion it's not easy to get to those to those mansions in the hills it's like you've got to it's you add another 10 or 15 minutes on to your drive to get up the winding roads and it's winding and it's hard, you can do one car at a time. So he went up there to train Lisa and she didn't even bother to tell him that they would not be working out. She's just like, no, I'm just gonna waste your time. So I mean, she just wants the gossip anyway.

So she makes him a cup of tea and they start to gossip. Yeah, she's like so I will pay you our e-rate. Don't worry darling 9,000 dollars it's a hundred dollars 100 dollars and take it So she's like tell me what's going on are Are you working tonight? And he's like, I'm working Charlie tonight. Yeah, I'm working Charlie. Yeah. And she's like, oh Charlie. And he's like, yeah, she's nice. And we've hung out a couple of times. And then we see a clip of this whirlwind romance at work. Brett's talking to Charlie. And he's like, Hey, you know, what are you up to? And she's like, work. I mean, if you guys are free tonight, you should totally come play with me.

And he goes, well, you work. And she's like, yeah, I play while I work. And he's like, so you'll play with me. It's like, ugh. It's so gross. Just getting another disgusting guy doesn't mean you've replaced Jacks, okay? Yeah.

Like, I hate Jacks. But, like, Jacks is a certain kind of case. Has Brad lied about serving in the military for four years? Has he? Has he made any kind of an effort to be a jacks other than just being disgusting yeah i mean more than a matter of the rules yeah i i think there's gonna be plenty of layers of disgust that we will expose with bread i mean uh...

just look at him it's gonna be it's there'll be there'll there'll be a lot for us to go through. So, yeah, so Lee says like, Oh, Brett, why don't you look outside of sir for your romantic interests? It's not like I engineered this situation at all. Oh, sorry, Ronnie has a full mouth of smoothie. I can, one of the pleasures of crap is on demand

is I can actually see when he is drinking, although it doesn't mean I bothered actually, you know, I should have kept vamping, but he literally has so much in his mouth and he's laughing so we can't swallow. So he's just struggling right now. He's trying to get it. I had a barriers to my smoothie today

and these little barris seeds are no fucking joke. Like you laughed the wrong way, you'll choke to death, and they'll cut you going down to. Oh, I hate berries, you know that. I do. I wasn't going to tell you, but I just had to give you a reason that it was taking longer than usual to get that smoothie down. You were definitely like, it was, it was caught.

I can still instill in your teeth. I can still. I don't see it in your teeth, but I can see I don't see it. I'm little seeds back. See you I saw you trying to like get like maneuver one out of your mouth right now. God no wonder they fight against disease Barry's the very Or disease is probably like you're berries So Lisa's basically hassling Brad and she's about Sheena and like one about I saw you were all over Shina like a cheap suit.

And he's like, let's just put this to bed, all right. Shina forces you to cradle her. That's what Shina is. Yeah, everyone knows that. So why did you over to her house and make out with her and lead her on like that? Okay, you know that Shina catches feelings quickly. She catches it faster than coronavirus. Yeah, and then they laugh about how Sina only laughs.

Oh, only hears what she wants to hear. And then they're like, oh, oh, oh, Sina. And then we cut to Dana and Charlie and Raquel going to work. And Max is going to work over Tom Tom. And Katie and Tom come into Tom Tom and sort to say, I gotta be honest about something, Max. I heard something in my feelings you're a little bit hurt I didn't hear at first.

You guys are exclusive. Yeah, at Max's, then we see a flashback. Well, it's not a flashback, I guess we go over to Dana and Raquel and Dana's telling Raquel. So, in a weird turn of events, we've decided to be exclusive. And Rekelle's like,

what's the news? We're exclusive. But then, no, I don't have, this is not hard copy, there's not an exclusive that we have. I'm saying we are exclusive. Rekelle's like, Tera's.

You're like officially exclusive. Oh Dan is like yeah, he brought it up when we were talking and it like kind of caught me off guard And like I didn't know we were there yet, but like it just happened organically So I was like, I don't know like he's nice. I guess so I don't know and then it cuts back to Max and he's like, what is exclusive? I don't even know what that means. And Katie's like a relationship and shorts is like, it means you're not putting a winner into other people,

unless you're lost in a foreign country and don't remember where you've been. Yeah, I think that's called a relationship also. Let's call the year you get married. It's time for commercial. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crack. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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So go to the sur back alley so we know shit's about to go down because the back alley is where it all happens and Jack's like so uh You got anything to say after what happened the other night like I'm sorry. I'm sorry I made you a fiance cry that was wrong to me. I should check on how you were doing jacks anything to say like that Yeah, and then he says we found out our pastor lied and we took care of it simple is that he lied What did he lie about? He didn't lie. Well, he said exactly what he felt, okay? simple as that. He lied. What did he lie about? He didn't lie. He said exactly what he felt, okay? Yeah, exactly.

Well, he told, no, the lie, I'm assuming what the lie is, is that when Brittany called him and said, hey, you said these things, are you homophobic? And the pastor was like, no, I'm not homophobic. Let me be on TV. She was like, okay. And so they're like, oh, he lied. He said he wasn't homophobic.

Oh, okay. I'm assuming, but it's like, they're making it seem like they're the, oh, he lied. He said he wasn't homophobic. Oh, okay. I'm assuming, but it's like, they're making it seem like they're the victim of the pastor's lie. But no, no, no. Like he said, the pastor's not lie. The pastor's not lie. You look the other way.

But isn't it funny how this is a family friend this pastor and they love him so much? And you know, he's just a man of God and we can't blame him. But then Jackson's like, he's a fucking liar. We got rid of him. Like they immediately threw him up. Yeah,'s too. They merely just yeah. Uh, Tom's like, let me ask you something Jackson's like, if you're gonna start deflecting, if you're gonna start deflecting,

I'm fucking out of here right now. It's like, what are you? So then Tom's like, yeah, yeah, you know what? You know what? And he doesn't even say anything. And I reround this five times. He doesn't say anything that brings up anything from Jackson's fast and Jackson goes there we go there we go bring up the past go ahead and go yeah you know who doesn't like to bring up the past Hippocrates and people with bad credit Wow two for two with Jackson, you know and Jackson goes unbelievable You know he goes Tom say I'm not all can never tuck his tail between his legs and say I'm wrong He's never lived in his life He goes, Tom say, I'm not of all, can never tuck his tail between his legs and say, I'm wrong.

He's never lived in his life, never once in his life apologized without saying, but afterwards. I'm like, well, on the flip side, you got Jacks, who's so used to saying, I'm wrong and I'm sorry, that it doesn't even have any sincerity to it. So, who are you to judge? Yeah, and he's like, you know what?

Sometimes it's okay to say sorry. Like, maybe I was wrong, you know, maybe I was right, maybe I was wrong, but like, is it worth it to see my friend upset on his wedding day? And Tom's like, no, that's why I brought it up at Peter's birthday 30 feet away from everybody else. And he's like, no, you know what to me?

It sounds like it sounds like, and he starts doing that like conspiracy thing where he's like tapping the size of his head. He's like, you know what? It seems like some kind of motive. Like, you're trying to get it me. And Tom's like, uh, when have I ever gone out of my way to sabotage you other than that time with the Miami guy, which which was pretty good. That was a goal. And that was a goal. And Jack, that was golden. And Jack, who is the the king sabotager regardless of who it is, anyone who's doing well,

he will undermine. He will go, he will try to, he, I can't even come up with examples because there's so many, but I'm just even thinking about like the year that they were doing, well, like Tom Tom was gonna be happening and then Jack's was doing, had nothing, he was just always trying to sabotage everything. And Jack, Jack wasn't Jack's the one

who was broadcasting about, I can't, about Ariana and Lala, you'd eat each other, I don't know, I guess Tom did that too. The point is this, Jack's is the sabotage per, he's the saboteur. He is the one who was undermining his friends for years and years and years,

and also fucking them over, sleeping with girl friends and spreading rumors and all that shit. He is the ultimate sabotage. Yes, and so he's like, you know, this is like the 40th time of me sitting here waiting for your text, like, I'm sorry, just a little, I'm sorry, that's all I'm looking for. And I get nothing, and you put me in this position.

It's my wedding! It's my one day in my life, life my frickin week. Oh my god And I love that I was like how jacksick. He says it's the one day in my whole fucking life. That's my fucking week Yeah Santa was like do you even know me do you even know me bro? Do you even know me? Do you know me? Do you know me? Do you know me? He's like no, I don't know who you are fucking Jackson so Jackson's like, uh, yeah, he keeps saying

So Tanaval's like Santaval is basically like, uh, Jack keeps on saying it's his day It's been his day for over a year now And then we see a montage of Jackson Britney like all the events that they force all of us to watch and all their friends to go to Over and over and over again It's like it's our it's our wedding. It's our wedding. Can't we just have this one moment? Yeah And Tom's like well, if that's the kind of friend you want It's just gonna agree with you and never ask questions, then you can have that jacks I'm not ever gonna be that way and he's like it's your tactic, bro

You're like you're the only person I'm having a problem the only person I'm having a problem with It's you it's you all right. What about your mom? What about your mom? He's like and I'm supposed to have you at my wedding I'm not even having my own mother at my wedding because I don't want to deal with that shit Do you think I'm gonna have you there? So he basically cuts out people that he has issues with and people who he has issues with are people who have called him out for who knows what. Because I still don't know. Because I still don't buy this whole story

about what happened with him and his mom. I think there's more to it. And I think that she, there's more to it than that. Like she just didn't call or whatever. Like I don't buy it. I don't either. So Jackson's like, I can't believe I have to do this. A week and a half before my wedding,

but you sealed your fate. Look, what is this? Top chef? Like, what are you even saying right now? It's like, the game of thrones. Is he being sent north of the wall because he, like, dared to speak up against Sam's dad or something? He was like, Tom?

Please pack up your hair iron and go. Did you mean to be unsupportive to Jackson? So So he's like, yeah, man, I can't have you in my wedding. And Santa Valls like, I'm sorry, I was upset, dude, it bothered me, man. And he basses like Ritterade said he thought that, you know, Jack's wants, he basses he says, you know what, like Jack's is coming down hard on me because he wants to distract for how poorly he handled the pastor, which is 100% correct. Yeah. And so, Jack says, like, well, you have a job to do.

I have a card to drive and a kind of brown line of coke on the glove compartments probably expired. So he leaves in his big, stupid, terrible fucking car. He's a car. He's a stupid muscle car. Oh, a big car. A car. Everyone who drives more assholes, and if you're not an asshole driving a muscle car,

A, you might be an asshole, you don't realize it, or B, you have to just accept the fact that people are gonna think you're an asshole. You're an asshole. That's the deal with muscle cars. And Jack says a new muscle car every time we see him. Yeah, I was going into home goods yesterday. I know it's a shock everybody.

And I was going through the little crosswalk, you know, across the street. Like, on the lines though, the crosswalkwalk lines and one of those cars pulls up and it like was slowing down But it went yeah me and I stood there I stopped and I just looked at it like are you fucking kidding and it just was like Like go ahead hit me. I'm almost 300 pounds. I bear you Okay, I dare you to put your muscle car up against the house of the Domino's build. Bitch. Yeah.

And every time we have this rant, people, we get messages or we'll get comments like, I actually drive a muscle car. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if it offends you. I'm sorry, but you just have to know what the rest of us think when we see your car grow by. We just think you're an asshole. You may be a perfectly lovely person, but you're associating with an asshole. It's just that's, that's just the way it is. I'm sorry. I just know that. No, that.

So, uh, and here in my notes, I put later research, Jack Sugar Daddy, research, arrest records, research, Jack's military service lies. I don't know why. Like, what am I going to build the case against Jacks? I just thought you know, that'll make me feel better after this episode. And it really did. It really did.

So Brett is. We go over to Sir. Yeah, we go over to Sir and Brett falls Charlie aside. He's like, so has your day going. Yeah, he's got like this greasy tendril of hair that hangs down. It's like intentional because you see it, you see that he tells the barber don't cut this.

So it's this one strand. And from some angles, it could look really hot, you know, like an international male catalog. But from other angles, it just looks like a greasy like weeping willow over his face. And it's just like dangling there, close to Charlie's face. And yeah, he's trying to flirt with her

and all I'm seeing is just like three-day-old Vidal Sassoon Crusted onto this tendril as a as it's hovering over people's cocktails at the bar Yeah, he's like well listen. We haven't had a chance to get to know each other so like Do you want to like have like dinner like I'm she's like um Okay And she tells us Brett is nothing like the guys I've dated. I like Tatted, masculine. I call them rough boy hands, okay? Like Brett to me has

like soft boy hands. But you know, it's million. I met it a party. Like this girl's such an LA asshole. This girl is such an LA asshole. It's like the worst stereotype of people in LA. But this absolutely me like her more, I have to say. Me too. Well, that's why we watch this show. Just because they're just staying for Brett. Yeah. Right.

So that's why we watch this show. We love the, you know, we love the terrible people on it. And she is one. She's like, the millionaire, my met at a party, said, you always say yes to everything that I've been working on. Because it keeps him guessing the second third and fourth time and that was the first night of the day. So yes, I will get a dinner with you, sir. I'm like, girl, you got sexually harassed. She met a millionaire at an Emmy party and he said,

you have to say yes to everything. So it keeps people guessing. I'm like, were you talking to Harvey Weinstein? Who were you talking to? Who is like, you should say yes to this right now. Of course, of course, it's a millionaire at an Emmy party. Yeah, but she's like, but either way, she said yes to this to the state. And I really like that she does clearly does not like Brett, and we see more of that later, but I like that she's like,

I'm normally like a guy who's masculine. Yeah. You know, if someone doesn't look like Dory, that's what I'm into. Yeah, she's like, I think I can squeeze it in my calendar and it goes, that was interesting. She walks off. So let's go to Bauter Fish. Bauter Fish.

So it's dinner with Randall and Lala and Brittany and Jacks. And Jacks, like Randall and Lala walk in and Jacks is already's like Randall and Lala walking and Jack's already he's just he's fuming from earlier today and he's like I've been burned by sand of all multiple times he's burned multiple bridges you stop with his girlfriend yeah and his girlfriend Jack's you know getting dressed up for this fine dining dinner that he's not gonna have to pay a dime for it like you couldn't put on a decent shirt really I know he's just gonna have to pay a dime for it. Like you couldn't put it on a decent shirt, really. I know, he's just in some city shirt. And I'm gonna bring his dress like Maleficent, by the way.

She's got, she's wearing black with his giant light, his giant light collar. And don't you ever compare Brittany to my idol Maleficent. Maleficent, I love her. My, my bad. Okay, so how about instead, she's dressed like the bad guy from the great mouse detective.

She's dressed like for, for, for great mouse detective? She's dressed like for Selephant. She's like for Selephant like just the dress barn version of Maleficent dress barn version That's okay that track that's better. I mean actually Jackson's more of a rat again anyway. Let's be honest Yeah, so they take it written. He's like I need a shot! She takes the my shot chilled shots that they have they take it written. He's like, I need a shot! She takes it, my shot, the chilled shots that they have delivered to the table.

And Jackson's like, all right, all right, all right. So I went to the service time. He's no longer the wedding. And I was like, do you have anything to say? And he's like, no, he doesn't even care. Doesn't even care, which is not true. What is supposed to care about, by the way? What's not true?

He actually did say he was sorry. He's like, and even if I didn't fight him to the wedding, you know what like he's I'm not gonna invite him He's out of it completely and I said oh yeah to do is text me say sorry. I thought you had to do and he said You know what I'm upset about it and I was like you're upset Oh, yes, we missed a investigator. Yeah, why don't you figure out your own girlfriends issues like first of all figure out With sexuality she is because she changes in every fucking day Oh, okay, is it only okay to be bisexual when you're paid to bottom you mother fucker fuck you who says that? Yeah, fuck you fuck you and then also way to expose your hypocrisy with this pastor, you know like say oh well

We didn't realize he was homophobic until like and then we fired a student and then you just say something that's homophobic Right then and there right there right there. What a you just say something that's homophobic right then and there, right there. Right there. What a fucking asshole. T'lala who is now by. So like, well, T'lala who does nothing for anybody, except just sit there with a guy that is paying for her to basically marry him.

And the friends that she's kissing their ass so that she can have friends on TV. I mean, Jesus Christ. Anybody who can go find me to pay Lala for a decent opinion on this show? What happened to Lala's new wave feminism or whatever she called it, right? No, it was all bullshit. It's always bad bullshit. Her fucking feminism. Yeah. And Britney is like, you know what? It's okay for stand-of-all to ask me questions, but the way that he did it and Jack's like, no, it isn't.

No, it isn't. Stop making excuses. Now you're making me look stupid. Stand up from me. I was like oh my god, what a fucking asshole. This is codependency. By the way, red flags everywhere. This is codependency. This is why they're messed up. And this is why he's gonna be able to cheat on her

thousands of times because he always plays these mind games where it's like but what about me? You're not standing up from me. You're not standing up from me. It's just, it's obnoxious. And he's like, you know, you're always spinning things. You're always spinning things. And he goes, no, whatever you decided

I was going to support you because you've been his friend for 20 years. And he goes, if you say the sky is green, it's green. I do whatever you want. I'm like, except let her have an opinion clearly. Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm like, except letting her have an opinion clearly. Yeah. That's all. He's like, yeah.

I support you through anything and I'm like, guys, guys, come on, send her the tape, look, it's you wedding. Like wake up tomorrow, like no more. It's your day. Make sure to get that 50,000 of property before he kicks my fucking ass. So we just do make a list. And then we go to the orders, which, I mean, listen, we've listened to a lot of real housewife

orders over the year. And I'm not a thin person. I'm an eating person, okay, and proud of it. But good, Lord Rand. And I just sit there like, Lala, of course, is just like, would you like four fried chickens instead of two? Because the sooner you go, the sooner that match in his mind, okay?

Yeah, he literally ordered, he literally was like, ah, could I get a fried chicken sandwich without the bread? I'm like, glad to see you're being carb conscious, like, and even Jack, even Jack looks at Randall like, ah, dude, he's like, I'm Jack's, even I know what you're doing makes no sense. Well, he says without the bread, but he wants to double the fried chicken.

That's what I even, well, because I saw that you've got the bread extra fried chicken. Cause I saw that you came. I didn't hear him actually say, yeah, it's up the bread for two. It's just, yeah, he said, uh, take a, don't, don't give me the bun. Just give me double the, the fried chicken. Yeah. That's what that's what you can tell that he is

He is very secure with this place with Lala. Yes So then yeah, he's like whatever. I don't care Did Harvey Weinstein ever do a push-up? No That's why he had his walker until he was until he was found guilty That's why he had his walker until he was until he was found guilty I know poor thing poor Harvey Poor Harvey so now it's now they start talking about Ariana like oh like oh Ariana now hasn't still hasn't called Britney Wow, I can't believe Ariana hasn't called Britney. We think that Ariana would call Britney You know two seconds ago you got jacks you were just saying why don't you support me Britt?

Why don't you support me did it ever hurt you that maybe she's supporting her boyfriend? I mean like the hypocrisy on these idiots is like out of control. Yeah, and Lala's like well I just think she's a wet blanket. I wouldn't want her at my wedding You know Lala it's really sad watching Lala over the years because Lala seems like a very nice likable girl You know, but she was great in the beginning. She's such an asshole on this show sad watching Lala over the years because Lala seems like a very nice likable girl, you know, but she was such an asshole. She's such an asshole on this show, you know, it's like the girl that gets bullied by all these mean horrible trolls and you're rooting for her. And then she just, she just takes the side of the trolls and says whatever they want,

you know, she doesn't care who she's screwing over, what friends who've helped her out and been cool to her and talked to her even when nobody else would on this fucking show And then you just throw them for no reason, you know, like I wouldn't want my wedding like kick her out and She tells yeah, oh go ahead No, just say like you said like when Tom and Ariana were like were the only people who would talk to her Yes, she wouldn't even still be on this show. And she's like, what that girl's boring. So, like, there's a fun version of her who's like twerking on you.

But then she's like, you know, it's like she's not happy for her friends. What? By the way, what does Ariana have to be happy with for Lala? What is Lala doing that like, that she's not receiving enough happiness from Ariana? Like, what great things is Lala up to? Yeah, and since one has an Ariana supported you in your de-list Harvey Weinstein relationship. Give me a fucking break

Yeah, and so then they base then Lala just goes further and she says that Tom and Ariana just don't want to see their friends do well, which is like, that to me is like, classic projection of jealous friends. You see that Tom and Ariana are actually doing very well. Tom has a bar. I mean, yes, it's Tom and Tom, but it's really Tom Tandoval. They got a book.

They have a really, really good relationship with open communication and everything. And now everyone's saying, oh, they don't want us. They don't want us to do well. I'm like, y'all are just projecting because you're unhappy in all your situations. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, they don't want us. They don't want us to do well. I'm like, y'all are just projecting because you're unhappy in all your situations. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, they live on the Thai horse together where we just all want to cut them.

What are you talking about, Laura? You're sitting in your fucking house in Belair that you fucked your way into and carrying around purses that cost more than a small child. Give me a break. What work have you done here? And she's the one who always walking around trying to judge everybody and blah, blah, blah, blah blah whatever. I don't even have it in me to be

mad at law like because there's so many other people that are horrible. And then Jack comes back to the table with Rand. Gee, what are what they were doing in the bathroom? You know, it's like Jackson gets every fucking free thing he can even when it comes to peeing. You know, he's always going to get the back first line. So, Jack's is. Yeah. So yeah. So, Jackson decided that now that Tom is on the wedding, that he wants Randall to be in the wedding, et cetera. So he's gonna, he's gonna pop the question at Randall. But first, double fried chicken. Yeah. Now we're gonna live, that's party. Wow, Rand just like ruined fried chicken.

He ruined it. One of life's delicacies, he ruined it for all of us. So Jack's like, I hate it in a reptile in a reptile. I've made a decision. I wanted to have Randle in my wedding for a long time. And the only reason I didn't is because I thought he was in production for something. And Brittany's like, yeah, we'd love you so much.

You have no idea, Rand. And, and Jack's goes, I could not have been more wrong about a person in my life. So then he tells us a story of why he loves that ball. He goes, so Jack's. He goes, you know, I've known Randall for about two years and he's just a giver, you know He's known us to Mexico, the Bahamas, to Miami and we just became friends, you know naturally I'm like, yeah, he bought his friendship with you. Do you not see that? Yeah, he's just a giver. We're all natural organic things stem from private plane rides Yeah, yeah, I just

He's a giver Ronnie. He's a giver, Ronnie, he's a giver. But, you know, as Jack's is a creature of habit and he's in front of, you know, a fat older bad with a lot of money and power, so he's immediately down on his knees. Yes. So we go over to Tom Tom and Ariana and Ariana and Santa Valle and Bo and Katie are all there. It's sort of like red. Bo is just there. This is very much like a sitcom.

Like you know when sitcoms just opens and there's like four people sitting at a table talking. You don't know why they're all sitting together. What brought them there but they're there. So Bo's just hanging out. Bo's just hanging out with the biggest hair he can buster. He's like, you know what? I may not have a lot of lines on this show but I I'm gonna have some really big fucking hair, all right? And you're just gonna deal with that.

Yeah, he's like, I just made some Melba toasts and now I'm ready to celebrate. Some Melbo toast. Melbo toast with some Elbow macaroni. So, yeah, so basically Ariana tells the group that that Jack's disinvited Tom. and Katie's like, um, it's Jack's wedding and he can cry if he wants to, but I think he took it a little too far. Says Katie who is also a bridesillah, two towels.

Tea towels in a wedding on Wednesday. We will never forget. Yeah, and says Katie who wasn't sitting there, fanning these fumes this whole time. Yeah, I'm sure Katie. Um, but by the way, at least Katie is pretending that she's a sitting there, fanning these fumes this whole time. I'm sure Katie. But by the way, at least Katie is pretending that she is a good person, which we know is a lion

that she was fanning these flames, and I don't buy it for a second, so shut the fuck up, Katie. But it's still funny, because she's that awareness has at least dawned on her, that maybe I should at least pretend to be a nice person. So you know what, Bayer steps? No, I agree. And also what I really liked is just now,

you accidentally said, fanning the fumes instead of fanning the flames, either you then corrected it to fanning the flames. But I was like, that really works. Cause it is fanning the fumes. There are f- This is a situation where there are fumes and they are being fanned.

You know, when you're talking about Jackson Britney, those are fumes. Full on toxic fumes. Yeah. got a very good mouth again I tried to I tried to draw that one out so we could chew your berries yeah oh my so Tom's hand of all tells Tom Schwartz that he's not invited to the wedding anymore. And so Schwartz is trying to like deal with the situation and he's like ah, like bro like why didn't you reach out right afterwards and say the timing was off. Why would you have an accuser to my tone? Oh, to be best man all alone. I don't know what to do. I don't know how to tie my shoes. Oh, he's like

literally about to cry. Like it's like a kid being told that the trip to Disneyland is off. He is crying. They're both crying. Him and Tom are both crying. They're actually really cute. It was sad. Well, at this point, I guess I forgot because at this point, it looked like he was going to cry and then they do cry. And so then when they did start to cry, I was like, oh, they really are crying. And this is sad. Yeah, like friends, you know. He's like, why did you, you know, and Tom's like, don't act like you don't fucking agree with what I was saying.

He's like, I don't agree. I mean, I'm not, I don't like you insinuating and he goes, if not insinuating, if you type in Jackson, Brittany, all of these tweets pop up immediately. They're pretending they don't know about it. And he's like, yeah, but you were accusatory what you're supposed to do when there's hateful people is just stand there and let them do whatever they want that's how American

history works yeah so this whole cast bunch of fucking posties you know you're not gonna stand up for the right thing because you're just afraid of not getting more airtime it's just so so lame. It's hard to watch, especially with Tom Schwartz who's since. I'm like, can you at least do what you do in Cheat on Katie? Please, and redeem yourself a little bit this season. Do you do in Cheat on Katie? So, Tom Schwartz is like, aw, but I don't even know how to be a best man. And Tent of all is like, dude, yes you do. I'll show you. You have the strength to be a best man. And Tendival's like, dude, yes you do. I'll show you. You have the strength to be a best man.

And they're like crying, because he's like, I'll show you. I'll skype in. I'll show you everything you have to do. I'll show you how to tie your shoes. And he's like, I don't even know how to tie a bow tie. Don't worry, dude. I'll tie all the bow ties ahead of time.

Don't worry about it. Oh, but how do I put it on a jacket? I'll make a YouTube tutorial. You'll see how to put on your jacket. And what about cufflicks? I'll do that too. I'll do all the free bro. I will.

It literally is that. It's like, and how long until the next scene where everybody's trying to convince us that Tom Schwartz actually has does 50, 50 of the work in this relationship? I know. It was like simultaneously hilarious that Tom Schwartz is just so defenseless in this world, but then also so sweet to see the way Tom Tandoval just wants to take care of him and do things for him. Yeah, but again, this could have all been solved if you just went to your friend and said,

hey look man, you can't just kick our best friend out of the wedding. We're all three best friends. I can't stand in your wedding if you're kicking Tom out of or something so stupid. But no, you don't want any fucking balls, you know, as long as you get that air time and you get to go. And notice, by the way, that Tom Sandeval does not turn Tom Schwartz and say, you have to pick a side between me or Jack's, like you should be supporting me. Notice that he does not do that, which is what Jack's would have done. If there have been done if there had been a situation. And Santa Vall on short to arguably closer

their business partners that's, you know, just look at the difference in how they handled the situation. Yeah. Also, meanwhile on the highways of Los Angeles, hi, hi, hi. It's, you know, driving the car, taking a call from Brett. I'm just driving over my Zeus, huh?

And I'm gonna grab some in-incredience for like my favorite untold on-os. And I don't know what you're doing tonight, but I'm gonna be making them in my cats gonna watch and I'm gonna put on some Britney Spears. I'm just having a great time. Good, as-gold, and to-lata! Yeah, he doesn't want to drive to fucking Marine Adele race for some old El Paso out of a jar and to-lata. Sounds great, youadas. Sounds great.

I know. I don't know how he's supposed to swim up. Yeah, and you know, they're like low fat, low everything. It's probably, it's just like tortilla chips stuffed with like a single cherry tomato. Yeah, we saw them last year, yikes. So Brett's like, oh, actually, I'm going out with that girl Taralino from search. I'm, yes, I know Charlie, you're just my friend. I mean, I think it's kind of weird, like, I'm going out with her

because you were saying, like, you're not attracted to where she does or make up bad. I just think that you'd be better as friends because she's like a lot younger than you. And I was like, you're going to go on a date. You need someone who's like a little more mature. And like, not like an who's like a little more mature and like not like an adorable like a little club rat just like someone who's like cool and can make amazing until on us.

It has her own copy of Scatic Wars. That's what I'm saying. I love that she said she does her makeup bad. That is so funny because I saw this on Facebook too. Thanks Facebook. You teach me everything I know. But someone put on Facebook that his ex girlfriend is like a YouTube makeup girl You know, she's like one of those you make up artists. He's like, oh my god. She can't even do her makeup

So just then she is like I just like I can't say Broughton Charlie to gather like maybe physically But like not personality wise. I'm like you think he wants to get together for personalities Physically is all he's looking for no one will see he has a greasy tendril Yeah, no one will fucking suit with him, see that. That's what's going on. There's only so many arts and crafts days you can have at Villa Rosa, you know. Yeah, answer a friend, keep your guard up. You know what I may be think of?

In the very beginning of the season, in the season premiere, there was like all this talk about, you know, Shina and Max and the Apple Watch and all that stuff. And then that like, there was gonna be a group of them going to Palm Springs and Max was gonna go, remember there was all that talk and it's like, and you know, cause Max was Dana and Dana was like, you're gonna go to Palm Springs with Shina

and it's gonna be okay. And notice that we actually never saw that trip. I wonder if they cut it because of the controversy with Max and Brett, right? Cause, probably. Just wondering, just. Oh, yeah. Like, cause... Probably. Just wondering, just one of those really... Yeah, cause it seems like it would be a bunch of questions.

In consequence, it would be a bunch of questions. Yeah. Cause it probably would have been very intense with them, so they probably cut that out. Just wondering, just as someone who's a completionist, I just sometimes need to know these things. Um, and it ends in such a scene away. He's like, look, she and I'm just trying to get to know her better. And she goes, yeah, well, I mean, I got for all just getting to know each other better. So...

Cool, cool, cool. And then she like leans on the side of her car while she drives to look as like, calm as she can. And she just looks so... Not cool. Oh, she did. She's like, yeah, no, I'm like totally cool. I'm not gonna like cry into my enchiladas tonight or anything not at all

Not at all. Yeah, so So now we go back to Brittany and Jack's pretty in Jackson at home and Tom and Peter come over to try on their suits Tom Schwartz the commons trying their suits and You know and and once again Jack's complaining. What was Jack's he's like? I didn't get to do anything for this wedding. Like she got to pick everything. The only thing I got to do is pick out a suit. I didn't even get to do that.

She said these are the two suits. I didn't get to do anything. And this is like my day. This is like my week, okay? And I never get a date or a week and a year, okay? It's basically my year and like, we all know it's like my decade. Like let me have my decade, okay? Yeah.

You just showed up to a fine dining restaurant in a T-shirt. So I'm with Brittany on that one. So Ariana comes over. And of course they're doing this while the guys are trying on their suits because what other time could they possibly find to talk? You know, like let's make sure it's a time where Ariana's gonna feel like extra shit, you know.

So she comes over and Brittany's like, hello. Oh. Which is like Brittany trying to sound mean, but she really can't, you know. Yeah. And Ariana was like, hi. Well, first of all, it's my birthday on Friday

and everyone's invited. And Peter's like, oh, that was such a weird situation. So, yeah, it's really weird. As someone who takes being a Grimzman very seriously, I have to say, this is awkward. Wow. So Brittany and Ariana are in the bedroom talking and Brittany tells us, I do love Ariana,

but sometimes she just puts your walls up. You're such a moron. Are you have, are you repeating bachelor's speak? Like, can you get through one thing without being a fake ass ever? Yeah. And then, and again, Brittany is like, you know, it hurt my feeling that you didn't reach out to me. I'm like, because she was pissed at you guys. And because you guys treated her boyfriend,

her serious boyfriend unfair. And for you to make all this talk about because you guys treated her boyfriend, her serious boyfriend unfair and for you to make all this talk about how you have to support Jacks and then not expect Ariana to do the same is totally irrational and unreasonable. Yeah, and so Ariana was like, yeah, but Brittany, I heard you were saying you wanted Jacks to hit Tom and then we hear that. That's a problemvo thing. Yeah. And then downstairs, Jack's like, what's going on up there, man? What's going on? Freaking out. I've control over this one thing.

So Brittany's like, which is bothers me? Because Tom knows, say no, they'll know. So like, yeah, he knows your heart, but like he was bothered because he's seeing all this stuff that this guy said and he's thinking like oh great This guy's gonna be there and so I can't he probably wouldn't be because I didn't see those call him is if I see those comments I would have done this months ago Like right okay, right mm-hmm. Yeah Just so you know you were on national TV being questioned by Andy Cohen about the comments so yeah

So you calling up the guy and saying hey I saw that you said that gaze are seeing them bring sing to this world and the dance out of society are you homophobic no not at all okay great trans people should have the right to piss hey hey parents if you think your son is acting a little too girly take him to do some family things, like throw a ball. Like you never thought that anyone thought of that. So, yeah. So, Ariana basically says, listen, I don't, like, I don't think that Britney saw those comments, but I also think that she went out of her way to make sure she wouldn't

see them. So, I think that's probably pretty true. And then downstairs, Schwartz is trying to sort of get Jack to change his mind. He's like, oh, blah, blah, Jacks. I knew you were huffing and puffing, but I didn't think you'd disinvite Tom. And Peter's just like, wow, wow, wow, the importance of being a groom's man has never been more evident than at this moment. Wow. And Schwartz is like, yeah, but like he took it really hard, man. Like he was crying. And Jack's like, yeah, but Tom, took it really hard, man, like he was crying. And Jack's like, yeah, but Tom could be crying suddenly because like there's a dog outside. Yeah, another great argument from Jacks.

Another, you know, why isn't he a part of the good wife cast? Yeah, Jacks. And meanwhile, you know, Jacks would be the first person to be like, Brittany was sobbing. She was sobbing. You know, it's like, well, she also cries easily. So enough set. So anyway, Ariana is telling Britney. I'm sorry we can't jump ahead yet because first shorts like, okay, it's the last time I'll bring it up. But you sure, and Jack's like, I'm sure he's out. And Peter goes, so who's going to be your best man now? And Jack's like, oh, you know,

what I've always wanted. Like I'm going to just stick with Tom for my best man. But Rand is coming man now? And Jackson's like, oh, you know what? I've always wanted Ram. Like I'm gonna just stick with Tom from my best man, but Ram is coming in and Peter's just like, oh, all right. Waiting in the wings. Always a bridesmaid, never a best man. So then Ariana, yeah, poor Peter, he's put in a lot of, you put in a lot of time in this show and still not even getting, you know, up to best man, too bad.

God, Ariana, you follow a group of boys around for years to catch the residual pussy and you can't even get the leftovers. So sad. It's so sad. So Ariana is like, um, she's up there and she's like, listen, I want to be there for you, but I just would feel uncomfortable without Tom there and bring you, like, yeah, but I mean, you're a bridesmaid, you're not just a guest. It's kind of a big deal. I mean, this tears me up inside that this is happening. I'm crying right now.

Okay, you, okay, please stop acting like you just invited Ariana to join, you know, the royal family. Okay, like she's a bridesmaid at like a, at a podunk wedding in a fake castle. Okay, that's's a bridesmaid at a podonc wedding and a fake castle. Okay, this is not a great honor. Actually, I'm not even sure joining the royal family

is a great honor. Whatever a great honor would be, Medal of Freedom, which is also apparently not as ruined a little bit of its honor lately as well. Whatever the honors are, you're not giving it, Brittany. Like you invited her to be a bridesmaid. You have 20 bridesmaids. Do you not remember that?

You have like 25 bridesmaids And you gave them all shitty flowers and bell jars, okay? This is not an honor. It's a nuisance Arianna is an asshole if she goes with that without her partner That's bullshit if someone is disinvited like that to a wedding and you're like, okay, but I'll still come no fuck that and fuck you From outstanding up for him like you should not forget James and Raquel. Yeah, what happened there? Yeah, I don't like that so then Like you said, it's not forget James and Raquel. Yeah, what happened there? Yeah, I don't like that So then but at least in that situation, I think that situation is a little different because even though I say stand by your partner James has done such a vile things

and can't like I get why like okay after two years of her never being able to go anywhere that she's part of this You friend group now that that she would the Raquel would be like,, well, if you're still going to act like an asshole to people, I'm going to start going to these parties, you know? But like a huge thing like a wedding over something so trivial. And it's bullshit that Britney is even asking her to do that. And that Britney is like really, she's just so self-involved about this wedding that like the idea that someone would spurn would like, would forfeit the great opportunity to be one of her 45 bridesmaids is so horrific to her. I mean, it's just beyond obnoxious.

Yeah. Love me as fast like a new roller coaster. Don't hold back, make a splash with the most. Yeah. What? Don't be tricky. What? Make a splash with the most. So we're on a date with Brett and Charlie and Brett has taken Charlie to Cafe gratitude. Truly one of the worst places on the planet. Like like the worst soap, noxious this place.

I mean, the food's nice, but I think we've talked about this place before in the podcast that all the menu items are affirmations. So if you notice in this, yeah, you'll notice in this episode, I forget the name of her, she got smoothie that was like, I am assertive smoothie. So everything is called like, I am peaceful.

I am happy, I am thoughtful. And you're like, what the fuck is an I am thoughtful? And it's like, oh, it's a kale salad. It's just so annoying. And then if you go to the help, the help cafe, it's just like, you is, you know, you is smart. You is pretty. And then by the way, when they bring you the check

at Cafe Gratitude, they say, but here's your check and I'm just gonna leave you with our question of the way, when they bring you the check at Kraft Cafe gratitude, they say, um, but here's your check and I'm just going to leave you with our question of the day. What have you done for you today? All right, I'll be back to pick this up later and you're like, stop it. Get out of here. Yeah, you're in Los Angeles. Just want to make sure that you've been selfish enough today and thought about yourself enough. I'm like, everybody else will Los Angeles. It is just such an insufferable place. I'm like, it's like, you know what,

you just charged me $45 for three pieces of corn in a tortilla, okay, which is not unlike Sheena's enchiladas, so. I'm Charlie's like, I'm a Hispanic girl from Barstow, so this hippie-dippy pay me $60 for a fucking smoothie shit is some white girl problem. Like that's some white girl shit, okay. So she's sitting there with Brett and she's like,

yeah, I'm like super picky. I just tried an avocado this year and I've never had pasta either. So, and he's like, wait, what? Oh, what am I taking out on date right here? But oddly enough, at this point, I'm now pro Charlie. So when she said that, I was like, good for you for sticking to your guns

and not tasting foods you don't wanna have. Good for you. Also, I'm guessing Charlie must have had a mother who is like really worried about weight because what Hispanic child grows up without ever tasting an avocado? That's just crazy. Like hello, rock, like that's nuts.

The pasta I can almost get, but at this point, I'm like your mother has been counting your calories since you were a baby. Mine has to, unfortunately, I went the other way. I was like, fuck you! You know, and ate everything, but she didn't. So I guess that kind of raising children does work on some people. Yeah, I'm very confused as someone could be, could go 20 years without having pasta once. Like, not a meatball on spaghetti. I don't know. Maybe not a meatball on spaghetti. I don't know. Maybe she doesn't realize that spaghetti is pasta or that mac and cheese is pasta.

I don't, I don't, a lot of, as Andy Cohen would say, a lot to unpack here. Oh, and Brad's like, well, on Italian, we pasta like with a spoon. I'm like, that doesn't work for pasta. Brad. Yeah. We're down Brad. Getting it. Oh, they got the I am stellar and I am stellar.

The waiter's like, here's your I am stellar and here's your I am stellar. He's like, I didn't order an I am stellar. No, I am stellar. I didn't order a stellar either. I am stellar. You know what? Fuck this job. I'm going back to lemonade.

So, so we find out Brett's from New Jersey and he's only been in LA for two months. Which, wow, what a coincidence. That's when you started shooting. Like you guys don't have enough thirsty ass semi-cute people in Los Angeles to choose from. Why do you need to like go cast outside of the city? Come on.

Seriously. So he starts talking about his ex and how he was in a relationship for five years And he keeps flashing this like creepy fake smile to show how sincere and what a good guy he is And what I like is that Charlie just see not only sees through it is totally uninterested She's like um you talk about your ex a lot like and it's just like guys who talk about their ex It's like get over a bro and Brett's still trying to win us over. He's like, I just want Genuinity in a person, you know, like some real emotion of positive full-idness and I just want someone who has a lot of

materialness, you know, you know, I'm saying bra. Yeah, he's like, what I mean, I mean, you know, he's like trying to do that again, bachelor thing where it's like, yeah I'm so into it. I respect women. She's like gross. That's disgusting. She's like, okay So what do you look for a woman? He's like, well when I was with my ex and she's like, oh god Christ This is not only am I you're doing this terrible $45 shake, but I got listen to his acts and He's like, you know, at the end of the day I'm just a good guy at heart, you know, maybe some racist tweets. Yeah, you know, yeah, I'm a goof. I hit the N word on accident

You know when I was on Twitter. I'm a club. I meant to write all those words, but I say butterfly And I'm just such a close to my fingers and I'm just you know, I'm a good guy. Mama's boy pasta and my ex loves me for that, you know, she's like She goes she goes God wow, I don't even sit through a podcast for that long To his face she says this and I was like We've been shitting on Charlie all season. I think I may have to now upgrade her because the fact that she just said that to his face And he didn't even understand he's like

Yeah because the fact that she just said that to his face and he didn't even understand, he's like, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And so he's like, okay, so none of this is working. What else can I rely on? Let's talk shit about people at work. Let's be messy.

Yeah. So he's like, yeah, so I talked to Sheena today and she's like mad that we're on a date. Like she doesn't know you, she doesn't trust you. And Charlie's like, I hang with Sheena, so I don't understand why she wouldn't trust me, but you know what, I'm not gonna be like girl, like that's your man, like if these girls

are fighting over you, then they can have you. Yeah. She's like, now I'm gonna go back to listening to Lonesome Dove podcast. Yes. I will be immediately calling Sheena to make fun of your stupid ass, okay. Exactly.

So now we go over to Villa Rosa. And so Briny and Jack show up and Briny's like, please, he's girls. This is goals. I've never wanted a hanky and panky just to unleash all their fury on that little bridge right there. I was like, take him. They're right there. Go for them now, little swans.

Yeah. I like that Lisa has that little waiting room in the front of her house where she makes everybody sit. Well, see, comes out like they little waiting room in the front of her house where she makes everybody sit while she comes out Like they can't go to the actual living room. They have like the little doctors waiting room Yeah, so they sit there and I was like all like I was so excited to like do like a cuz she was being all whispered And she's like, yeah, so I was like ooh this is I was like cracking up and then it would actually turn very sad because we find out that Lisa's mom died of deep deep vein thrombosis of all things which just sounds very like sudden and tragic so she is obviously in a terrible state and will not be going to the wedding. Yeah, she's like the second thing is I don't think I can make the wedding.

Hit her chance, knock her the fuck out! You do realize that this is our day and we invited you to this yes, but I lost my mother. Well Jack's lost his father. So I mean, it's kind of our daily So it's like shut up Brittany get it together So then Jack's and Brittany go outside and well first of all banner put Jack's gets up to hugger It's just no no stay there, which is hilarious. She's like, don't touch me. So, finally, he does get up on Hugger or whatever. And then she's like, I don't want to talk about this anymore. I'm just going to go upstairs. I can't. Okay.

So she leaves. And Jack sits down and he goes, yeah, maybe we should just leave. I'm like, she just told you to leave, idiot. So then outside, he's like, you you know this is the leaving example, Britt Sorry, we got Frozen what are you saying a little we got all frozen no, I you were you were you were saying what I was going to say So just continue. Oh, sorry. We got frozen there a little bit. So she said he's like, you know This is the perfect example that all this stuff right here

It's not worth it, you know, I'll see you're thinking. Oh, he's gonna call it all. Yeah, don't stop Don't get in these petty fights and he goes I already took care of a family member and I took care of a friend who's next He learned that's like that's your takeaway your takeaway is that you need to be counseling more people out of your life great That's your takeaway your takeaway is that you need to be canceling more people out of your life great. Yeah Like he literally like Lisa just lost her mom. She's crying. She her mom has gone She will never have her mother again and Jackson now doubling down on how awesome it is that he has canceled his mom out of his life I mean what an idiot. Yeah, God. So now we go over to Tom Tom It's like Tom Tom insert it's nighttime. So Dana calls up Max and she's like, Hey, so you wanna hang out? It's night he's like,

I have to work until 3 a.m. But I can come over like 4 a.m. and we can have sex and stuff. She's like, that kind of sounds like a booty call, which by the way, that's what your relationship was based off of. And he's like, okay. So she's like, Max is not prioritizing me

the way I've been accustomed to being treated. And like, it's almost as if once we became exclusive, I've become less and less of priority. Things have gotten worse. Like, what did you expect? What did you expect? What was she expecting out of this place? Stupid Max is when stupid Max is like, what are you going to get? You're pathetic.

She's literally dating and watching. I can't even watch this be cast although Charlie Charlie did make me like her But I mean like You're dating one of the weasels from Roger Rabbit. What did you expect? Yeah, I can't feel for her so the Tom's are in the I put Tom's in closet So oh, yeah, so they're talking I put Tom's in closet. So, oh yeah, so they're talking in the closet. And shorts is like, did you hear about Lisa?

I did. And I was like, I'm so sorry about your mom. And then she sent me a little kiss emoji. And Tom's like, yeah, I think she needs a vacation. And shorts goes, yeah, you do too. Because I think this is the first thing that I haven't seen you just like bounced back from. Yeah. And you think that they're gonna be segueing

into the early season group vacation, but never really quite guess their eye. I mean, I'm imagining Tom Schwartz probably said something like, I've got a great idea. Let's all go to vacation to the middle of Kentucky, and there's a castle, and we can all go, oh gosh, what are you doing that? And you're not invited to it. Sorry, bro. Can you time out bow to I thanks guys like now

Rantles in the wedding replacing you and Tom's like I've been best friends with Jack's for 20 years and he's known Rattle for five minutes So that hurts Yeah, and basically sand of all is like you know, you know, dude last year Jackson's dad died and I couldn't say anything And now this year is getting married and I can't say anything. It's like a walk on eggshells and Jackson just do whatever he wants. And exactly. Yeah. Sports is like, but it's a big deal for him. It's just wedding.

I wish he could just like, you know, go into Beastman mode and be like, I'm a beast best man and just like do whatever you have to do. Who cares? He's getting her in the process? We don't even know any gay people anymore. The only trans, the only trans person who's ever been on this show is already fired, bro. Yeah, bro. So then meanwhile, Ariana and Sassy and Lala

take a table in Tom Tom. And Lala's like, so what are we doing? Talking shit and all the girls go, yeah. And you know it's a bad day for Ariana because this is like her mental health season and she's dressed like a member from Covent, you know, on a marionette or a story. Nothing's gonna end well. So, um, Stasi's like, listen, I don't get along with Santa Paul, but like, he deserves to be at that wedding. So, an Ariana's like, well, I'm fucked either way. But then La La is Dassy jumping and they're like, just say you're sorry.

Yeah, like why does he just like roll over to say sorry is that we can be there and everything. And Ariana's like, these girls are more concerned about what I'm supposed to do rather than like what I'm actually going through. And then La La's like, Shishu, Shishu, Sh's you, I feel like you guys, I feel like you just don't enjoy us very much,

which is such a Kyle Richards thing to do, by the way. Like now that see, now that Lala is like hanging with ranch, she's gonna start talking like Kyle Richards, right? Put it all on Ariana when they're the girls who've been like, not really having Ariana's back in any of this. So Ariana's like, did you notice the Lala said? Did you notice that she said, I think for all of us, this is like we're in this big, Dix Functional family.

Fuckin' Mala. Dix Functional. Yeah, and so Ariana's like, well, I don't enjoy a lot of things, but like you guys wouldn't know that because we don't even talk. And they're like, but why don't we talk then? And she's like, oh, I've considered driving off the freeway bridge, okay? So I don't talk to you about that because you call me Debbie Downer.

And like you say it's safe, but it's not really safe to talk about. And then it's like clips of everybody talking about Ariane being boring and stuff. Yeah, exactly. And so, you know, Stasi and Ariane, and I'm sorry, Stasi and Lala are both like, listen, we've been there,

we've, I've struggled with depression, anxiety and everything and La La is trying to cry and stuff. And Ariana's basically like, fine, you wanna hear what I really feel like? I feel like, if I went there, I would be so miserable without Tom there. And I'd ruin it for everyone. You'd all say that I was Debbie Deanna all over again.

So that's where I'm at. Yeah, Mama's like, listen girl, I've only eaten out one girl besides you. I'm sorry, bitch, but we're close. It's like, Lama's weird Vagbox greetings, you know. Yeah, she's the new vaccine. Sommimal, Sandeval is in the back. I mean, he texts Jacks, he goes,

dude, I, I, I, I was a percent respect your decisions and not having yet the wedding wedding I'm most definitely really sad about it but this is y'all's big day and have a blast and let me know if you need anything and I guarantee jacks will still go on and say he's still never texted me even after all that he never even texted he never even tried to get back in the wedding it's like you know you know that jacks is gonna do that yeah so she Ariana is crying and he's like, what is it? And she's like, oh my God, like these fucking people,

they weren't mean to me, they were really nice to me, but like, why is everyone acting like this is some safe space? Oh, what fucking planet is this a safe group of people to talk to? Like, I can't. I can't, I just wanna to drive away from my life. And it was this really, really sad thing

where she bases like, I want to leave my life, I want to go away, I want to like start a farm somewhere else, I want to go and girl it up, I just don't want to do this anymore, I want to leave my life, I want to leave my life. And you see Santa Vall and he, I thought it was such a sweet scene and he, you know, he's, he's trying to be there for her and like his heart is breaking You can see and you know, she's just in this really low place and he's just trying to hug her make her feel better

It was like really I was really I was really moved by this final scene of the episode Well, I really hope that these two take this time while everybody else is like being the popular group in Versailles the trashiest fucking wedding venue. I hope that they take this time to really make the new cast happen and like go out with the new cast and start shooting with them and change it over because that old cast is tired, exhausted, homophobic, like just disgusting. They're tough to sit through at all anymore. Like who cares what any of those people are going through. Now I don't care what the new people are going through yet either,

but, you know, I hope that they take this time and strategize a little bit and make something happen with these new people so they can like be the center of the newer show and get these. Well, I'm sure they were trying to do that this season and then freaking, you know, those tweets came up and they had to sort of like minimize those guys presence in the show.

So I'm sure that kind of like messed up with what they were going for on a certain level. Like again, that Palm Springs trip. I'm sure there was a Palm Springs trip that was shot and it was like character building et cetera and I kind of got pushed aside. I mean, the cast is also huge right now. We don't, it's another episode we're not seeing James. We don't even see Chris in this episode. So there's like a lot that they're trying to juggle.

James, Christian, there's Logan, Ariana's friend at the restaurant. She's friends with a lot of people that aren't the main cast. They hang out with a lot of the people that aren't like the main main cast. They hang out with all the other ones. So I hope they choose some non-racist ones to make something happen. I also, I didn't really follow the wedding of the century that carefully, but so I don't know if Tom and Ariana ultimately did go to it, but I feel like they probably did. I feel like next week there's going to be a thing where they are going to invite Tom and

Ariana to it. So, I'm not too concerned about this whole thing. But I really did appreciate Tom Sandivall telling Ariana that he would rather her live in her truth than like trying to make other people feel better. I think that's those are great words to live by. And hopefully I can live in my truth too. And my truth is that I can't stand these Brittany and Jack's right now.

My truth is I hate muscle cars. And I hate muscle cars. That's my real truth. That is truly, that is the cars that's my real treat that is truly that is the thing that angered me the most about this episode well everybody we sure love you thank you so much for being with us thanks you for being with us on video we are gonna be back on video again tomorrow for real housewives of New Jersey season final um go over and get tickets for our show look for quadruplecraft and stop calling get on, get these videos, get our bonus episodes. Our next bonus is a two episode, two part road trip

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