Watch What Crappens - Vanderpump Rules: Pride and Notjealous

Episode Date: February 13, 2020

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A couple of those I was like, you know, this shows officially down the tubes, it's over. Call the medics, call the guy. Who do you call when somebody's dead? Corner. Corner. Corner. Corner.

It's dead. Corner. But wow, it just came back and it figures you would only need your adorable abusive little alcoholic, James, to make everything okay again. Well, James and Shina, who were sort of like the MVPs of last season and are here again to sort of prop it up, because that's where all the hilarity came from, especially Shina. Oh, this is just a great, great showcase for Sheena. God bless that little woodland creature.

Little corner. Yeah. Bless her little heart. So here we are. It's also a very big episode because it's a gay pride episode on Vanderpromp rules. You know, the show that celebrates gayness by hiring nobody gay ever and having only white,

straight people. Generally. How dare you? Ariana came out as by this episode. So there is a little bit of like real life pink, pink triangle. They're not getting any credit for hiring a fucking gay person with Ariana. She's been on the show for years, okay. She's already hired.

I know it is funny that there is no gay cast member. I mean, the closest to me, we had Billy Lee who is trans, but trans doesn't necessarily mean gay, but it's definitely part of the LGBTQ letters there. But yes, yes, yes. Yeah, she's gone. They're like, bye. So, you know, we're all about inclusivity, except for actual homosexuals and people of color. Thank you, boy.

That's our conclusion means that we include Patagonian sea salt. To the fish. Oh, it's one of those days. Patagonian sea fish. Sea fish. Sea fat. Next up, the Pat one of those days. That's a good onion sea fish. Sea fish. Sea fat, eat. Next up, the Patagonian Rivelfish. No, they all died after Tom Schwartz took his bath in there.

Oh, good. Anyway, speaking of Schwartz, the episode begins with Katie and Tom at their house. They have to do laundry because they just got back from Vegas. And Tom Schwartz is like Astounded by the amount of dirty laundry. He's like, oh man Look at this dirty laundry and more dirty laundry Baba I'm just gonna have to wash all of this and he says it as if like for a moment He might not have had not have washed his laundry, but he's like on further reflection. I am gonna wash it all Yeah, I guess I should do that.

He's like, I'm in so much laundry there. I need a counselor, bro. Do these smell? Oh, he's really trying to g-golly his way through this season and it's not gonna work with me, sir. Yeah, I mean, it's just not to show him. He's like, wow, look at us. He's like totally pulling a shop over there.

Wow, everything's just so great. Gee, Golly, I love my wife. I'm like, you're stuck with dirty laundry and Katie. Okay, so like, stop pretending everything's okay over there. I need to break them and I need it soon. Exactly. And like, at least when Shep acts defenseless and, you know, like a little prince, at least,

at least he has like a trust fund to back it up.'s like oh well he's a trust fund baby but but shorts like oh you want a you want a business and this is this this this is you right now really yeah so Tom Santa Valkyms over with him as well because they're gonna be taking their little motorcycle thing to pride for whatever, pride, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt, prompt song about Lisa cooling cooling down her teeth. Okay, so I like that one But then this one is mid-scene. It's not they didn't even wait for the scene to end and then another song comes in And it's like where she goes to skyline, baby She goes a skyline. Yeah, if they're inserting tricks like my into the middle of scenes I worried for your show. Okay. I feel like what I feel like when it comes to the show when they're saying she is a skyline, I mean, I We're talking about like Baghdad or we're talking about like St. Petersburg like I know pick a city Pion Yang, John Yang anyway, so they're talking about how James is going to be coming to DJ today. And

Katie's like, just remember what happened last pride. Oh, I will. Yeah, I will smile as I go to bed every night. Thanks for the reminder, Katie. Yeah, exactly, Katie. And just in case you couldn't remember, then of course, the producers rolled the clips of James being like, you're fat, you're fat and stupid, you're fat and stupid and lazy you're stupid fat fat fat person which is fat fat lady Yeah, and then when he walks up. It's also obviously wasn't cool. I'm just kidding I just don't like Katie so I like watching her get tortured calling her fat not cool But the torture part the rest of the torture part was yeah, torture as a whole Yeah, and those of you who were like cletching your pearls,

like, ah, you watched saw. So let's stop pretend like you don't watch all the saw movies. You watched saw. Yeah, you know you do. You watch Haas still also. Haas still on end, too. Yes. So yeah, we get that clip of James Screamier,

and they're walking off and going, I'm old about equality, but that hole can go fuck us out. Which will be my t-shirt at the next pride. It's like the longest t-shirt and worth it. Yeah, kiddie is like, James is lucky that my husband is a really nice guy. I'm like, bitch, you're lucky, he's a really nice guy. And also, I'm not convinced he's a really nice guy,

by the way. Yeah, no kidding. When's he gonna cheat on you this season? Because that's my favorite part of every season. When Tom just finds a way to disappear, you know? Yeah. I forgot everything, Baba. Everything.

I didn't know how to use my feet to walk home, so I just went somewhere and where was? I don't know. And Santa was like, whatever. He cares. He says a lot of drinks he's on. So now let's go over to Villa Rosa where that Vantapomp has hurt her tail. The broken bird yellow has become the broken bird quite literally. Sorry if I have bookers everybody I totally didn't check and when I got out of the car earlier I was like you have bookers. You should check this before crap ends on demand didn't literally no one can see

Literally no, no, what are you talking about? They're watching like you're going like this and I just did I'm looking at you I'm literally I'm Walking on you and I can't see a single bugger And just like why are you saying that I'm jealous about your bookers? I'm like not jealous. I'm not jealous Oh, totally not jealous. That's the single bugger, and it's just like why are you saying that I'm jealous? But your bugger was, I'm like, not jealous, I'm not jealous. Oh, totally not jealous, that's crazy. So, Vanderpromp's like, who if you like an idiot walking along with a slipper? Because I've asked Abto, we're going with the story that I kicked Kenza, all right? Not that I stepped my toe on the stove.

Calvary just like see, she does fabricate stories. I know, it comes out in Braid or online. Yeah, next season on Beverly Hills, Kyle Richards is walking around in the slipper also. So, well, you why? She will. She's, I know. I know she will.

So, yeah, so she broke her toe or something like that. And so she's, Lisa is like babbling about Brett. I don't know, she loves talking about Brett, her problematic personal trainer, who has been banned from interviews along with Max. For that, apparently, I guess for the rest of the season, we'll see. So she's talking about Brett coming in.

Oh, you know, Brett is my trainer. I guess I'll have to work. I would breath some more. Everyone wants Brett. Ooh, the sexiest, cheapest personal trainer who's also a racist that you could hire. Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba I love the shots of Hanky, like wondering who the hell Hanky's gonna attack on me, so I thought Kyle isn't there. Hanky's like, who do I check now? It was sort of Kyle. It was like all those XKGB officers

after the Iron Curtain drops. Like, well, now what do we do there ourselves? I guess we'll just hang around until we can put Putin in power. Yeah, Hanky's just all exhausted and fat now because he doesn't have Kyle. Hey. So she didn't break, come over and she was like,

oh, I feel like I haven't been here forever. I mean, like the last time I think I was here, I think I was like maybe dating Rob lot of, which was like amazing because like Rob and I were like, best friends, we're like best friends now, you know, but like we were like really best friends then. And like we loved each other and anyway. And Rachel and I mean, Rical and Brett

and everybody starts coming over because they're all gonna make posters Yeah, which is Hilarious that they're sitting around making a bunch of posters for pride. I know I think I saw on Twitter I just looked at it fleetingly, but our friend Danny Pellegrino tweeted something like I love that they're forcing Sheena to do arts and crafts with all these people who are 10 years younger than her Yeah, she's like the schoolmarm teacher. Why are they, why are they doing arts and crafts? Why do they need posters for pride? I guess it's because I guess that they're really writing things like happy pride, right? In my mind, I think it's just a marketing thing. I think it's just a marketing thing.

I think it's just a marketing thing. You can get them all together, you know? I have no idea. It's like no one could throw a puppy party. Like is there nothing else to do? But I like it. So. Postor party, I know. I saw you like sitting there like your hands class, like, oh my god, they're making posters. Yes, you know, I love a crafting day, but I was cracking up that they were just making scene like sit there and make these posters. So she's like, all right, it's everyone here's the go.

Pride is very avant-garde. Oh, what? What? It's everyone hears the go. Pride is very avant-garde. Pfft! Who wha- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and get drunk. Not just your boyfriend, wow! And I'm like, okay, first of all, if you really think someone is an alcoholic, don't shame them, because that's like a bad thing. And second of all, how are posters gonna make people get drunk in wild? I love that she's like,

injing the good time that everyone's gonna have today on her posters, so that she has her children to make outside. And I like that somehow these posters are supposed to express some sort of avant-garde sentiment Like she not I want you to make an avant-garde poster for pride using this magic marker go Oh my god, I just made out with a quality

My best friend I'm right out my guard So I'm probably my best friend. I'm her, oh my god. So we're gonna go psych people, then understand how about James is doing. And I feel like there's always this like cloud over him of people not letting his past go. So there's like, I'm just picturing a literal cloud of people hanging over today. Her health stupidity is one of my favorite things about this show. And I'm so glad she's full-time. She is a hero and I also love her saying that people are not letting him let go of his past. I'm like, his past was like two weeks ago, okay?

It's not like, you don't let go of that just yet. When you talk about past, it's when he tells stories about when kids beat him up on the playground and broke his arm, which that story still makes me say say every time I tell that story. I'm like I love James Okay, even though he's an asshole, you know, that's past not yeah that he got wasted at pride last year That's not the past that's in the past but not the past yeah So she that comes over finally and Found her from like oh, hello Sheena Benina. How are things going? Ooh, my two, oh, Kyle did it. And Shina's like, oh my god,

I like everyone's out there doing things. It's diamond coming, a star, a star, a star, a star. And she's like, what'd you say? It's like that, darling. I'll say it like, wow, I'm just asking, I just wanna, what, a star, a star, a star. A star, a star.

At least, now revises one of our favorite classic lines from, be nice to, la, la, to now. be nice to La La to now be nice to Dana she doesn't feel included she's also got two A's in her name darling to take La La look at her she owns a house in the hills now now listen I think this has something to do with Max and she was like ah ah ah

I'm not gonna give a sign to everybody I'm not thinking of the man to do with Max and she was like ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah bottom right now. I like best friends. Yeah. And Vanderfum's like, I know what best friend means. It means snook me all night and we'll be careful. Carge her heart. Carge her heart. By the way, anytime, I think what I'm learning these days is that anytime someone pulls over someone and says woman to woman, it is never advice. That is never a good moment.

That is never a, let me help you as a woman. That woman to woman? No, that means you're about to hear some shit. Yes, and especially in this crew because it's also what Danica keeps saying. She's like, um, woman to woman. Yeah, exactly. I think it also happens. I know I don't watch it, but I think it also has been bandied about on Love Island UK quite a bit. If I have my memory, so you know, you know, still not watching it. So then the, she's like, guard your heart. And then it shows the clip, like it's really catching Sheena and something where she goes, guard your heart,

add your vagina. I'm like, ooh, caught her guys, caught her. I mean, it's not really bad advice. And poor Sheena, I was just thinking poor Sheena of all the guys that she's hooked up with, it's her. She must be, like if STDs were flies flying around, Shina must be like one of those fly traps that you'd like stick outside and eventually it just sticks

all the flies to them. Yeah, that poor girl must have caught every damn thing that's coming in and out of that door. Bless you, girl. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, woman to woman, I'm just, I'm just thinking of Shina knows like fly tape dangling up there She's not a fly tape

She's probably a bug zapper. She's a bug zapper because that's she sounds exactly like a bug zapper You know there's always that one big bug that gets sizzled Yes, it's like a little cat jumps in there Do people still have bug zappers when I was a kid we the bug zapper was right outside my window So like summers for me were he's not dark All the time do people still have bug zappers. I feel like one outside your ears Yeah, we just live in Los Angeles. We've got bigger things to worry about than just the bugs. You know, bugs can't live.

We need crazy zappers. Yeah. We need Vanderbump rules, zappers. We need Shina fly tape. That's what I want. We're just little, little brats. Like, no how many? Little brats.

Arms stuck to the things Okay, so she now break down she starts having with break down so funny. She's like oh my god I'm there's no choice and I'm not the only person who thinks that's about I'm not jealous I just want to stress I'm not jealous She comes into this great for like two seconds and everyone's like oh my god So I sit in I mean so first Like I'm trying to make it j I think it's not like everyone likes her not my meal. I just literally jealousy. I love watching she know whipper self into a frenzy

and making herself cry. That is just one of my favorite things that she does on this show. Like, it could be about anything. Like, um, I think I'd like to have a big Mac and some fries. I'm like, I don't know, like, I mean, I'd like some fries, but then I also would like to see if some calories from Explorer. Can I also get a McFlurry? I mean like what did they have to cook in the cream at one of the machine does work and like why the machine always broken I just don't understand like I want to have a McFlurry and it breaks. I just feel very attacked right now Cheetah So Vanderprom's like okay, I won't call it Jealousy drop the competitive stuff

Nancy, I mean I'm done. You're harding and get to know her because I think you'd actually be good friends. And she's like, okay, I don't even have friends, but fine. Okay, you know what I'm gonna do right now? I'm gonna run my poll stars because I'm really frustrated. I like to also point out that during this entire scene, Lisa was sort of leaning over a giant bowl of lemons, which to me was like a subtle nod to Yolanda Foster. Oh, Hadid. Look at me with lemons still on television. Yes, I don't have to live through my children. Enjoy your supermodel children.

Mine is actually carrying me a dish as we speak What's better to have as a child a supermodel or a food runner? Well, you may have two daughters that are supermodels, but I have a daughter who once ran a very fine publication called the divine addiction So she goes outside wherever but but it's my thing, posters, and Brett's like, what's wrong? She goes, ah, nothing's wrong. I'm just like, is everybody saying, I'm jealous.

Like, Danica, like, Danica, you didn't get a good read on her, did you? And Danica's like, nope. Woman to woman, I did not get a good read on her, okay. I mean, selfie, oh, on, continue selfie, oh, it's like, right now I feel iffy, just like you. So I just don't know where we're going off. And see, she's like, oh my God,

I was on sand, I was on sand, right, you get a lecture. And Raquel's just trying to process all this. She's like watching back and forth. And then she, she chimes in and she's like, so, China, are you still planning on coming to my hair watching back and forth and then she chimes in and she's like um so Sheena are you still planning on coming to my hair stylist tomorrow because I invited Dina. And I knew you guys have beef.

She like we don't love beef. We don't love beef but I'm not gonna go like stand on line by day to get my fucking hair down. I just don't like I'm only pushing Dina on me okay it's like the more people push Dina on me the more like I don't want to get to know her okay like I just don't like I'm only pushing down on me okay. It's like the more people push down on me The more like I don't want to get to know okay like I just don't need to and I'm not jealous I'm not jealous at all And Brett goes well you need to start putting your actions more like your words Because like when you don't have actions like your words that's when people tell you how you feel You're an idiot, but that's not terrible advice.

Yeah, also your words were racist tweets back in 2012. So... But your actions like your words. Okay. So she was like, I'm going to go forth. I'll just force myself to become friends with her. So everyone, shut the fuck up.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And she's making a love, his love poster. Ooh, avant-garde, love, ease, love, but is love also love, yes avant-garde. Hmm. So then we go over, oh so then Ariana comes over. And Ariana's like walking over that bridge and she's like, oh my god, if that's one fucking attack's me, I would actually enjoy that.

I would actually be a very good story. I would like that. So she comes in and they talk about depression and stuff. And Vanderpump's like, well, I'm sure that not even making boasts. I probably just also being cut to she and it going, oh my God, everyone else was like, she's fucking amazing. And then I'm like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, every day. Yeah. What a science to this, okay? It's not about what you buy. It's about how often you buy. Exactly. Exactly. I'm not depressed right now. Guess what? I've never had so many

Amazon boxes. Okay, I'll just order a fork. I'll order a single-forced fork or anything cheap I can get because it's a steady stream of spending money that I don't have. I always tell the story about, I guess it was probably like, I don't know how many years ago it was, but I got, I was like barely, this was even before I was luring. I was just like living off of vapors, vapors. And then I got a tax bill that was so expensive. And I was like, holy shit,, what is going on with my life? And except with my town and my towns in Glendale. And so afterwards, I was like, in this fog of like,

oh my god, I'm like, I'm so fucked. And you would think at that moment, your impulse would say, well, stop spending things, stop spending money on things because you need to start saving your money because guess what, you don't have any money left. And instead I went to home goods and I walked through home goods and I bought a pepper mill. I bought a pepper mill for $12 and I was like, I need this right now, I need this pepper

mill and I still have the pepper mill. It's actually a great pepper mill. But that pepper mill had saved me. I was feeling so sad. And then that pepper mill, I was like, so Ariana's actually a great pepper mill, but that pepper mill It like saved me I was feeling so sad and then that pepper mill. I was like so Ariana Get yourself a pepper mill from home. Good. Go to home goods, you know Listen, you've got also clean up the boxes spend three dollars. Okay. Yeah, that's this America Yeah, so Chris Solisa's yeah, Solisa's basically saying how like you know, she went through a depression also when her, when her brother died and how she had, you know, very dark thoughts and

it was terrible. And Colbert betrayed me as Colbert's you did kick me when I was down. Just want to put that on record because that's what I was thinking. It's like Colbert's. Lisa Vanderpump was hurt going through so much pain and you brought all this bullshit to her. Fuck college,ards. Yeah, for real, still. So Vanderpump is basically like, yes, you just need to, if you need something to do, you can come in a couple of weeks.

And Ariane is like, yeah, I mean, it'll force me to make up on and force me to brush my hair without having to worry about our my underwear clean because we don't really need them there. So yes, I want you to brush your hair, y'all up! And so that's nice. And then it's the morning of pride! Yeah, so we're now at Stasi's house and Lala's there in Brittany and Lala's like, so skeets you, I met this drag queen and I was like, I want to dress in drag because I haven't

co-opted a culture recently. And he's like, um, you can dress in drag, I haven't co-opted a culture recently and he's like You can dress in drag you can be like bio drag so guess what like I was like what's bio drag? It's like you're a chick and he dressed up as a drag queen It's like you are already a bio check like hello. You're already in bio drag every interview session you do You've been doing this for a long time while I had to I had to tell you. You're like a breastplate short of a bioderag, check. So please. So Brittany goes love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. I don't know what you're talking about, but I love it. So she talks about this. She doesn't have to work for the first time. And check said, shyly, yes. And Stasi's like, oh my god, he's bartending,

shut the fuck up. This is cracked me up. And they're talking about what an asshole Jack's being, which is hilarious. And now it's time to talk about James because he's gonna be teaching Tom Tom. Yeah. What do they say about James?

Just usual stuff like he sucks, et cetera, et cetera. Pretty much, yeahas, he's like, I'm sorry, but like, where are we that James is the only person available to DJ? That's true. I mean, it is funny. I mean, James has gone by. James and Jackson both gone by with this ridiculous... Like these ridiculous excuses. I mean, Jack's like, well, you know, Jack's is a scallywag and oh, he, he steals from me and he can't do the drinks, but it's so hard to find a part and to a Los Angeles. You know, and that's like, it's like, you know, earlier in the episode, Tom Sandivall was like, dude, I mean, the dude is, he has a great, he has a built-in audience and like, he has great energy when he's DJing.

I'm like, this is not like Calvin Harris. He's hired to be on the show and they have to work with him. Okay. That's just how it is. Okay, I have to sit here and look at Katie. You guys have to deal with James. It's just how life works. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial so then we go over to James's uh par band and he's like tom tom get right what Kanye is gonna be coming out and he's actually wearing a

robe that says white Kanye on it oh god yeah it's like his his own hog warts robe and then rekelle is they must have been having a miserable time over there because rekelle is just too happy she's like happy miserable time over there because Raquel is just too happy to like Happy Pie Dan I'm so excited for you. Oh my god. It's been ugly. You man house. Yeah, she's like I even got my wave down Look, it's like Raquel. You're doing the chicken dance. Huh?

So James is like oh your your wave looks good, babe. Are you gonna come see my set? Are you bad? You're gonna come see it? Yeah, well, like I'm supposed to, babe. I'm supposed to work, but I'm holding on. Let me do the math. So.

That's great, social. I'm so sorry. Two hours out of parade for hours on a shift means I will be busy for the train is going 76 miles per hour. If three butterflies each have two babies, that means there are how many baby butterflies. Also poor Kristen. So I guess Kristen is now officially iced. We get James but no Kristen. How did that happen? But why don't we knock at Kristen on pride? Yeah, you can't do this down. So you're asleep. Maybe she was having her own pride parade in her house with Carter She and Carter were just on floats. Lord knows she's got enough dildos over there. She had that whole dildo box that they found

Okay, so James. Yeah, so she's like, yeah, I'm gonna come to your set I'm surprised honestly that shorts wants you there given the way you spoke to Kaylee last year And it's like Kaylee got me fired last year and she quits to do what? Nothing on a goddamn lazy ass. It's just she doing Valley Village, all right? It's like, oh, I'm out of here. I'm going to my house and Valley Village. And then he does a Katie impersonation.

So he goes from talking like this to then he's like, if you don't kick James out right now, I'm going to Valley Village. I was like, that was surprisingly accurate. Yeah, that's hilarious. It's like so hilarious. I'm loving, I have to say. One thing I'm loving about fan of front rules is, it seems like every season,

they're introducing another neighborhood to all of America. So last season was all about Marina Del Rey, and we even had that whole thing, but I have to take like three eyeways, get to Marina Del Rey, and this season's all about Marina Del Rey. And we even had that whole thing, but I have to take like three eyeways, get to Marina Del Rey. And this season's all about Valley Village. And I've noticed Ronnie that at some of our live shows, people have been asking us about Valley Village,

or like, where is Valley Village? Is Valley Village nice? What's the deal with Valley Village? It's like, for the first time in the history of Valley Village, people have interests. Yeah, they're like Instagram social influencers for Valley Village. I mean, the prices must have really gone out because people really love their Valley Village now.

You see? To this day, I don't totally understand where Valley Village is because you got Studio City, you've got North Hollywood, you've got Burbank, Tuluka Lake, and Valley Village is somehow in there but I don't know where it's I feel like it's a state of mind I feel like it's it's when you don't want to say you're a no-ho you just say I'm in Valley Village. Isn't Valley Village that part of the Valley that Lisa Rinne had her shop and Eden Sessing has her shop and that's like or it's like the arts district.

Well Lisa Rinne shop was on Ventura Boule. So Ventura Boulevard will be Studio City, and then it becomes Sherman Oaks. Actually, if you go the other way, there's like, you got a brief moment where it turns into Universal City, which I think is better. Yeah, it is. It's right next to the Noho Arts District.

West Taluca Lake. Yeah, so it's right at that part. It's right back in the Lich. Yeah, it's Magnolia and Laurel can. So it's right over the hill. It's like there's a bahawthresh. You know, which I say that as actually. I've been there more than you because I used to take commercial class.

So I totally know Touluk slakes. Wow, well Touluk a lake. Fun, you know what, never mind. I'm not even going with this one. This is just a worse fun fact. It involved Marquis Post and I'm not even going there. Okay, so we are talking about this and so she's like so where do you momma sand right now? And he's like um on blocks and I'm completely cut out of her life

It was just last week that you got unblocked, okay, I know So I find out that it's because of the 5d drama Yeah, I was assuming that he got drunk and went off on her. But no, James is like, in case he'd been living under a walk, you know, Lala and 50 Senko on to a fall. And then 50 Senko was tweeting out, Randal and Lala and saying, like, money by Monday,

Monday by Monday, so I'll put up a joke picture. So James put up a photo of him with, was that actually other Logan he was with? I don't know, but he was with someone and he was with Logan. Yeah, because there's Logan and Logan. There are two Logan's. And so he put up his, and then there's our Logan who we like in real life. There's Logan who used to be best friends with James and there's other Logan.

That's who this was. So, so James put up this, I were Logan. So James put up this photo with Logan and he said the caption, money by Monday or something like that. And as he said, like that's what everyone was doing. I mean, everyone was joking at it. Of course, fucking Lala's like, that's unacceptable because he thought I was funny and he wanted likes.

Like Lala, you create a stupid shitstorm with 50 cents. This is your fault and don't block James Kennedy for your stupidity. And also, I like that Lala is pretending that this isn't the most thrilling fucking thing to ever happen to her, by the way, because she can barely contain herself. Like, I thought she was going to be all depressed. Like, this is mortifying. And this is like the most empowering thing that's ever happened to La La Yeah, because you know what it's like the first time you can walk away from this show and say you went viral and not mean you got jacked

Yeah, I mean exactly La La La like um, we were so brand new and the rekindling of our friendship I mean you're supposed to be on your best behavior so forget him and so And so here we go, it's another time for another James apology. Can't wait to see this one. Yeah, exactly. And it's just, but this one is above and beyond. A lot of times when Lala has blocked James, I've been like, you know, I kind of see her point.

He's like an awful person. He's like drunk and abusive, and she's trying to take care of herself. But in this case, he made a money by Monday, you know, picture, please, please. So next up, we get Dana, who bless her. I think she has a lot of promise, but she's so boring. Okay, let's go to Dana's terrible apartment and watch her wake up with terrible backs. Where there's huge amount of armpit hair. So, yeah, she goes to check on Max who's in bed, and basically, she now has taken over the body of her cat

because the entire time that they're talking, the cats in the background are going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right, right, right, right, right. So she, Dana's like, um, I was supposed to get my hair done. And then I wake up and I have a text on my phone. And it's like, um, sorry, but I didn't realize she knew what's going to come. But now she is coming. And so like, there's no space for me. So thanks for understanding love, Raquel, see you at Pride, all in caps. And then rainbow, my geez.

She's like, I was shocked that Raquel could write a full text message like that. That was crazy. Yeah. So then we go over to Pride and Dana Danica is like, oh my God, we are down a third runner, a bartender, a bus boy, a cook, a cut of a best runner a running pass runner okay a Brett well us like here we go another staffing issue over it I know no one cares about sir anymore and Danica is dressed like an Asian pair like a neon Asian pair she's got that like netting you know around around

yourself some Beverly Beach sit right I mean saw that online. I was like, oh, Danica. Someone said, wow, she's really fucking with Vanderpump on. That girl's got nests. I know. It was definitely a look, although it's pride. Very avant-garde. Neon netting. So then Jack's is working today. And he's such an asshole. God, I just this guy's such a prick. He's like, one bartender, you're on crack. Like how do we only have one? This is crazy. And then I'm like, yeah, so you need to jump back there.

And he's like, yeah, until one and then I'm out. Fuck believing. And then he just like looks back at her phone. And she's like, are you gonna like help me set up? And he's like, no, I don't do that. Or just like, he's such a dick. Like, you're crazy. Look at all this work you have to do.

I'm not gonna help. Yeah, I'm just sitting here. Yeah, I'll take half the money and do no of the work. Typical. Yeah, that is like the real jacks right there. Yeah, so yeah, and he's wearing some t-shirt. It's like every sinor, every saint has a past. Something like that.

I can't's this Christ. You don't just buy one baby and absolve yourself for everything in your whole life, okay? So, saints. So yeah, and Jack, and Danica's like, um, so where are your pride accessories? Are you like not dressing up? He's like, I don't dress up.

I just cut immediately to him the episode before it dressed, fully like an old man in prosthetics. She hugs some girls, like, I am so nervous for today. And it's like, you should be. So then Katie and Ariana are with Vanderpromp, or they're screaming at Vanderpromp on her pride car or whatever. And Ariana's brought her little biflag to represent in the parada.

And she's like, yeah, finally out of the closet in a van der Prumse, like I wish I could be B It's too late for me darling at this point. It's not even sexual. It's just kids little Ken sexual just me sitting there and combing a square wig darling These days I just get my jolly's by buying an oversized GI Joe man and having him take a shirt off. Oh, that's you, Brad! Oh, so James comes to Tom Tom. He doesn't have to DJ in the closet today. It's very exciting. Yeah, and he goes, and he's all excited.

He's like, just wait and see how this part turns out. Just wait, it's gonna be fire, it's gonna be fire, and they're like cut to pam from Iowa taking a seat. Like, oh, well, we made it into Tam Tam. And don't ever say it's gonna be fire in a Vanderpump restaurant because it's completely will be. I think I added the fire as embellishment. So don't worry, it's everyone safe.

It's gonna be fine, literally. So then Dana is talking to Jacks. And she's like, can I have some apparel spreads for the other side of the restaurant place? And she's like, oh, you're Dana. I'm Jack. She's like, can I have some apparel spreads for the other side of the restaurant place? And he's like, oh, you're Dana. I'm Jack. She's like, that's me.

That's me. We met last year at the Montreal and so you idiot. Have they not cross paths all season? How'd that happen? I don't know. But, you know, in his defense, how is he going to remember some girl, like a random group of girls they brought up from the bar? You don't think that happens every day?? Are they all on this show? No, which is why I know there's something about you that must be fast-baiting

So get to that part, please That's think it could be the name of your new side podcast. There must be something about you. That's fascinating With Ronnie Carrum Trying to see what everyone else apparently sees. Well, either way, Jack says a boner that's basically pressing up against the bar. Like the bar is rising a little a bit. Like what's going on over there?

He's like, she's not hot. She's not my type of blondes. I'm like not into that, which of course then leads to another montage of Jack sitting on all sorts of blondes over the years. I love that this show has so much archival footage. He has. And he's like, oh, I'm really picky though.

So I like wouldn't go up and talk to her stuff. Yeah, so they start talking about why she's working there. And she's like, well, I was working at both restaurants, but then I was like, I'm just going to work there because I have a day job. So he's like, oh, yeah, I thought it's because you were fucking the manager. Some shit.

Well, that's a bonus, actually. So there was that. Bye-bye. And she's basically like, yeah, I came here to work at Sir, and I was like, really excited to like not have an age drama, but like, Sheena, she's just like such a bitch to me. Like, I've never done with such a rude person in my life. Like, yeah, he's like, I'd like you're out of tune. I'd like you out of tune.

She's like, yeah, she can fuck right off. Okay. So then Raquel and Sina cut to them, walking through the parade. And Raquel's like, Sina, your hair looks so great. And I'm actually glad we didn't have Dana there because if Dana was there, they're already running behind you out. But then if Dana can't I'd be one out? I'd also like to point out that Raquel was wearing floaties and goggles which I'd like to believe was a pride costume, but I'm not totally sure And when someone points it out there like wow look at her your girlfriend looks adorable James goes yeah, maybe she'll learn to swim this year. I did not hear that, actually, that's hilarious. Okay, Rikkel, what I would need you to do is hold onto the wall and kick eight times.

Okay, wait, how many times? Eight. Okay, one, two, six, 19. Oh, man. Oh, man. two six 19 Someone fisher a cat out of the pool again, please The only reason why she can't swim is because of math Okay, so then she was like yeah, like the girl needs to understand that just cuz I'm not inviting her to like break my hair and pay my toes I'm not not nice. Like, I mean, it's just not gonna happen for right now. So just like, be patient, get in line, whatever.

Oh God. So then we come back to Ariana and Katie talking and Ariana's telling Katie that she's gonna start working at Sir once or twice a week just to find something to do with her life and you know, because she's been depressed and she's like to give her some sort of purpose in life. And Katie's like, yeah, like it's really important to stay active. I mean, I'm teaching myself how to knit. It cost her unipad just knitting and messing up.

It is terribly. Tom, I'm- I'm a deal of ladies. I was like, that's not going to help. You don't help anybody's depression, Katie. Okay. Now, Ronnie, I don't know if you're still teaching yourself how to knit, but I have to imagine that if you were still where you probably stopped.

No, I got to two lines, like where I could get two lines down, and then I was like, I really should be doing something, I'll. Like, this is not the point in my life where I need to learn to knit, you know? This is where I need to be like creating other things, okay? Come on. Yeah, I had a moment in my life years ago that I was like, I wanna learn how to knit. Well, when I say years ago, I was a kid

because I went through a really big loom phase, where you take a piece of cardboard, like the back of a pad, you take the cardboard, and you cut all the slits, and you put the strings around it, and then you take a tongue depressor, and you make that makes that's your shuttle and you sort of go in and out whatever and I make all these little looms

that were like the size of like an external hard drive. I'm like hey mom I made another loom like great great. Thanks for this loom that doesn't do anything totally unfunctional and loom. I was like maybe I'll be it. Maybe I'll learn how to knit. And then it was too complicated. And then I think I just gave up sewing. Yeah, so basically Katie. That was basically Katie's from.

I was Katie. So then Stasi and Bole arrived. And I don't know, everybody's showing up looking great. Mala is in her blue hair now. And so James is like, can we talk for two minutes? And Stasi won't even look at him. You know, we're about to jump. So she's like, I don't care if it's a day of acceptance.

I will not accept him. It's not like I want James to die. Just physically hurt. Yeah, but I don't want to get best for him at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So of course I wish him physical harm. I'm still okay. I appreciate the honesty

So James like happy damn free to grow up Like says the lady marrying the guy who like refuses to do sidewalk. Yeah, because he's too famous Come on. I know enjoy watch enjoy him helping around the house. Okay, enjoy that. That was a glimpse of your future right there Enjoy making five more ham sandwiches today so so James is like in his DJ corner and Max comes by and he's like oh it's something to drink I need something to drink I'm like a soda water a soda water I was like oh I'll take a soda water and a little lime and you know and Max is, I know. So he walks off and Vanderpump, he goes up to Vanderpump and he's like,

oh, hello Lisa. And she's like, oh, where's your girlfriend? It's her, right? And he's like, no, no, she's here. She's not working at so today. And Vanderpump's like, yes, he is. No, no, she got off today, Lisa. She got off today.

She's like, no, she didn't. She's supposed to be at Sir. And he's like, oh like oh no you're misinformed So then Lala and James talk Yes, so Lala Lala Lala pulls James the back she sums in here come over here even though he's working whatever And he's like, okay, Lala. I'm sorry. I fucked up. I'm a dummy. I'm a dummy You know, I just didn't realize it would hurt you so yada yada yada yada and she's basically like, you're just like, well, you know, just like after that photo, I just realized we're just like very different people

and like, I just know you were fucked up when you made that post. There was nothing about that post that said that James was fucked up, he might have been because it's James, but that post does not say that he's fucked up It means that he along with the rest of America was laughing at this ridiculous situation that was unfolding that you caused Lala Yeah, and he's all good together which has to get old hearing from somebody over and over all good to take this And she's like, yeah James, I know you will, but I just can't wait for that to happen anymore. He's like And she's like, yeah, James, I know you will, but I just can't wait for that to happen anymore. He's like, okay, well, great talk.

You know, she's like, yeah, thanks. And then she's telling us, yeah, she's telling us to hold. Well, sobriety is like the most important thing to me. And I just can't be around people who want to make me slip. And obviously he's got a problem. And he's surrounded by all these bobbleheads, including his girlfriend who don't give a shit

Basically living off of his fame and letting him be a fucking alcoholic, which probably isn't untrue I don't know that she's necessarily wrong with that either Yeah, I mean that's the worst is when someone is only Romantically interested in you because you were a famer money. I, you know, Lala really, Lala really gets it. Like she's like, she gets it. She's coming from a really, really deep place. You know what I mean?

It's like, you hear these stories of people who go on, like, you know, they meet like these rich and powerful people in LA and then those guys are like, hey, here's a Range Rover and next thing you know, they're like, I love. I mean, who needs those bobble heads? James just can't be around those people. Yeah, it's like one day you're just like

working as a host, just as someone offers you like ton of money to fly to Italy and be on some yacht somewhere where you're possibly getting peed on. And you know what? Sometimes you can fall in love. You just, you just never know. You never know. You just, you gotta get rid of those problems and not have respect for themselves. I know, James just never know. You never know. You gotta get rid of people to have respect for themselves.

I know, James just has to be, like he's never gonna get better until he gets rid of those toxic people. So then we go, be well, we then get this, then it's more like dancing, dancing. I have this episode is just like dancing. And so we go down to Sir and a guy is like, hey, can I get a strawberry teeny, which, by the way, I'm embarrassed for him already, but then Jack's

Jack says this thing is like strawberry teeny. He's like, no, bro. No, no. I'm like, I it's okay for me to pass judgment But you're the bartender. Okay, you're working for him right now. You better make that strawberry teeny jacks Jacks only wants to hand people wine and beer because he doesn't have to do anything, you know? Yeah, uh, so Yeah, he like man James the guy. And by the way, James was drinking, but we just found out through Lala, because he's like, oh, you're not drinking. Then we taste your drink.

She's like, can I taste yours? And she lets him taste, but he doesn't let her taste. So, yeah, he's actually, I was naive, because I actually really thought that that was just a, I thought it was just club soda. So I was like, fuck her, she's being so judgmental. It's just a club soda and then I was like, oh, okay, I'm dumb.

I clearly just ignored four seasons worth of being here. I'm really sorry. I just believe whatever you're told. I am very gullible. I am too bad. I love a very easily suede. Yeah, I'm like, what is that with soda?, Dana is waiting tables and blah, blah, blah. Everyone's waiting tables, waiting tables.

And then the parade, back at the parade. So, Brittany's like, oh my God, Lisa Hascher, trainer, her name is Brad, holding her up there. Oh, that is crazy. And Stas is like, oh my God, I just realized that none of you bitches were on the float when I had to listen to Shina song 400 times and we got to season one with Shina whatever that first song was which was good as gold No, it was it was pretty good as gold. I it was a it was that first one where she was trying to be like Britney Spears And she's like, I'm such a

You know Well,, well she was. It was, then it cuts to Sheena going, why am I not singing Guttas Gold on a float right now like 75 times in a row? Maaaah. Ha ha ha ha. I would like to know also, because I love that song. I'm not gonna lie.

Oh my gosh. So everybody's wooing them and let's see, there's just a lot of pride. There's a lot of like activity. There's a lot of like activity. There's a lot of like activity. So then yeah, she was like, Oh my God, we're late for work. We have to go.

And I was like expecting to hear like, he read Lewis, you know, like, don't need money. Don't need, like wouldn't it be funny if Sheena did the opening credits of Back to the Future? Just got on a skateboard. I was going to a town. I got like a to work for sure.

Uh. So it's better that sure it's you're putting himself into Freddie Mercury For the Freddie Mercury's life. He's like wow the way everybody's cheering for us It's like I feel like Freddie Mercury in 85 coming out to that huge crowd about to sing Bohemian rap city Mike yep with none of the fucking talent, okay, you know that story doesn't end so well, right? Like zero of the talent over there, buddy. So, uh, yeah, the Tom's are there, and they get on the bars. I don't know if you noticed this, Ronnie, but I was having stress because they were

sitting on the bar top and they were handing out shots, you know, with a bottle, and they kept bumping into all those nickelolaine chandeliers and they were swaying. And I was like, be careful of the chandeliers. We had to watch a season worth of those chandeliers being in thought. Like, you do not just bump into them. I know you guys are owners. But that's the my show Nicolaine's Landyworks. They clear.

Yeah, no kidding. So James is like, this is a big day for me. I want to do a great job and I want Rukela to see how awesome my boyfriend is. Obviously. So he calls her and he's like, where the fuck are you? Go fuck yourself. Watch your bitch, my whole set. Where are you, Rukela?

Go down there. She's like, um, I'm not getting any service here. He's like, oh, she wore it, Tom, Tom. Yeah, she's like, I don't have any service. Meanwhile, she's holding the phone outward for your... So she's like, well, you were care. Well, oh, you're just like, I'm in a parade. I didn't get any service.

I didn't know in yourself. It was, whoa, whoa, that's bullshit, Raquel. That's bullshit. Go fuck yourself. I'm an amazing boyfriend. Go fuck yourself. I'm an amazing boyfriend. Go fuck yourself I'm in the tom's are saying hi to Vanderpomp and Schwartz's Botox like who pays to make them looks at old, okay? And then Santa Claus like take a shot Vanderpomp

I couldn't possibly have a shot on such an avant-garde We've been business. We've been part of this community for so long But now to know that we're business owners. Well, you saw I feel like Freddie Mercury Coming out for the for me in concert in 85 about to say all right Set up already don't he just stand over they look pretty and make out with random brunettes or s's painful So meanwhile Raquel has now arrived and things are fine with her, James. James, I love you. I was just upset because I just wanted you to see my set and be impressed. Okay, where the fuck were you? Where the fuck were you all I'm sorry?

It just came up again. Just bubbled up out of me, Raquel. And she's like when James called me, I was a really upset about it, because I keep wasn't even hearing me out, but I don't want to upset him because he does explode sometimes. Wow. That's healthy. This relationship just sounds healthy as ever. Glad you got all the way to waiting tables though. Sure.

Yes. Seriously, it then me well down in Sir Jack's trying to make drinks and he cuts himself doing who knows what So just pouring Jack, you know on his on his cut. I'm just licking How many people how many people have to die at Jackson's hands? Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be a health good violation for jacks to even be there But jacks bleeding all over everything. Oh Jesus. I know so Peter You want to talk about a corona virus? He's literally handing out Corona So so Peter's like some field producer told Peter to be mad at Raquel because Peter's never been mad at any employee in the history of Peter

He's like I don't see Raquel. Where is Raquel? Hey, Danica? Where is Raquel? That's the last thing I need today. Like, you know what? There were like only two bartenders scheduled. Okay, Lepardana bartender, Antonia's not here. The new bus I didn't show up. Like, we're down a food runner, we're down a house, we're literally down one person every position. Literally, like, there was a single and the actual floor is down, that took the floor is down. Everything is down.

So down a chair, I can find all the chairs. I'm gonna have a talk with her. So then James comes to Vanderprim's table and he's like, hello Lisa, happy bride. And he's like, hello James, how are you? And he's like, I just wanted to say thank you for having me back at Tom Tom Lisa. She's like, it wasn't my decision James.

I'm curious. He's like, oh, I think he's like, it was my decision. Really? No. No. I mean, we're all in. And it's like, the music has been really good though. It's like thank you Arianna I thought like mean girling him at this table. I know I mean while the camera keeps coming to recaliciting in this weird corner and her hair is in these ponytails and she's like poke her head's like poking around like this she looks like a

little dog in the back seat of a car Just like waiting for its owner to come back. Yes, and a treat No, that's when he's like someone he's actually teacher to swim. That would be great Yeah, I'm like where's Raquel? Where is she sir and this didn't we already have this conference? Oh, you know when I said this happened before it was no no It was the coming up. Oh I was wondering why you jumped so, when I said this happened before it was, no, no, it was the coming up. Oh, I was wondering why you jumped so far. I was like, uh, I know, I saw you looking me like that.

And I was like, it's in my notes, Ben, whatever. And I was like, this is not worth thinking. Oh, that was a coming up thing. Remember to cut that later, you know. Sorry. I was like, uh oh, I was like, Ronnie is, Ronnie is, Ronnie is skipped far ahead. Yeah, I'm like, this shows every now, we've been doing it for 20 years.

I know, I was like, wait! Oh, but yeah, so, so basically, yeah, she's like, Ricanly is not at, so, she's like, no, no, no, she's here because, oh, but she's supposed to be on the schedule, oh, no, no, no, she's got, it worked off, uh, Natalie and she's this math and she's got the same math in front of her. Girl, please. I've just got her movie got arms again. Yeah. And she's like, Oh, now James is telling me who's on the service schedule.

The only person he can tell who's on that schedule is himself and he's not only So yeah, so she's like you've been drinking haven't you just no I haven't been drinking at all today I did a really good job though. I did a good job mommy. Did you like what I did mommy? Mommy, well, it's about longevity isn't it James? He's like, but I'm wrong Lisa. She's like, oh, you are trying. And he's like, oh, I'm trying. Okay, I get it. It's like, fuck this, you know, anyway. Look, I don't think it's anybody's right to be like,

you're an alcoholic, you can't drink. You're working at someones business. And so yeah, they're working at somebody's business. They're telling you not to drink and you can't not have a drink for the three hours that you have to be at work You've got a fucking problem, dude. I'm sorry. Yeah, stop like seriously. You're ridiculous now. How many chances are you gonna get? And then he goes, I mean, I just killed it and this wasn't the conversation I wanted to have after my set after you're set

Okay, you're not in this a horror tent. Okay, you segueed love shack into the electric slide Remixes, okay, come on. You're in the corner a horror tent, okay? You segueed Love Shack into the electric slide remixes, okay? Come on, you're in the corner at a bar, a local bar. You're so sad. I'm leaving, he's all depressed. So then back at Sir, of course, James is treated. He walks in the sir and everyone's treating him like, yeah, yeah, James.

Done, because like, great, I need a bus boy. I'm down. Dishwasher can't find the champagne glasses. There's a crack in the ceiling and Shina got locked in the refrigerator, so please help. So Peter takes for Kellott to the smoking alley and he's like, um, we're short servers and you're on the schedule and you didn't show up. So any explanation? She's like,

I lost track of time. I lost track of time. Listen, I only learned how to read clocks a few days ago, so you just have to bear with me. Um, so basically he doesn't let her after her and she's and James is like, oh, I feel like a bodyguard boyfriend. So I'm going to go because I had a great session over at Tom Tom. I had a great one. All right. Good luck, we cal just sleeves

Yeah, so she's like I can take a shift now if you want I'll work all night long until 4 p.m He's like you're obligated to meet not your boyfriend and you need to figure out where your priorities are boyfriend job, it's like well already Zai boyfriend job. It's like well, but the boyfriend led to the job. Like I'm gonna need another half a season to figure this out. Yeah. Way to go Peter. You really nailed that scene. You really, you really can, you really, I mean, he is not yelled at an employee for eight seasons. And now the first time you can get some backbone or quote unquote backbone is when he's as with Raquel of all people I mean she's like oh my god

It is bad, but I mean the shit that's happened also by the way. I guess that's he's not banned from Tom Tom I thought she was banned for life. No, he said he was going to he said he could Yeah, but he didn't quite do it So then Peter's like cool and he leaves all mad But it's so funny like your boss is walking away but he's wearing like little short tiny tank bodice with kisses all over him. Oh Peter. So then this is probably the highlight of the entire episode. I mean these producers are so shady. We then go inside and she knows on the bar top saying good is gold but they don't even do her the the favor of

just playing the track over her we just hear like the raw audio of her Dan is just staring like who the fuck is this girl and why am I letting her torment me? God, it sounded like a box of strays just like being like dragged to the slaughterhouse, you know? It was just terrible, terrible. It was just like, the way they shot it was they just show it through someone else's cell phone, you know, and just everybody recording how bad it was.

Oh, she knows she knows. And she was living her life. She's like, next year I'm gonna be on the mass singer. So then Shina is being, I mean, Vanderpromp is brought in by a cop, right? Cause she hasn't broken to, oh! And then Shina gets on the cop when they come in and starts like, boning his head or something

cause she gets off like, oh. Well, because he's like lowering her down and she's like so she grabs day and I'm like oh I'm scared man can I grab me outside? work work before I start working I'm a pop like a baaah she's like so I go to the back alley which is getting a lot of good get a lot of good moments this episode she's like I'm just like shaking right now she pulls out her ring of hell she's like I'm'm just like shaking right now. She pulls out her inhale. She's like, I'm just like really shaking right now. It's just like, you know, I've had a really, I've lost my copy of Scatagoras, so I don't even know what to do with myself right now. And just like really hard. I feel like, like, when we talked last week, everything

was like cool, but I'm hearing that you're like saying that I'm being mean to you. And like, I don't even understand that. I mean, just because I didn't get your penguin does not mean that I'm being mean to you, okay? Like, so I don't even understand that. I mean, just because I didn't catch your penguin does not mean that I'm being mean to, okay? Like, shh. So like, I don't even feel like except for the first day when we all haze you. And then it's like, no one else hates me. It was you. It was just you who hates me.

shh. And then it's like, are you like 34? Are you like 16? Cause I'm embarrassed for you. Okay. What's in the bar is about? And then she starts reading me over and then she just takes a huge hit off that stupid weed inhaler.

Yeah. Yes, anybody is wondering what that is. Oh, I assume that she actually had as much. See, I'm so... No, that's a THC inhaler. I don't think she's such an amd. Nice. Going into work now, boy. I'm like, oh, I'm going to work now, boy.

I'm like, well, James had his soda, and Gina had her asthma flared up after that vigorous performance. No, I'm pretty sure it's a THC in the whole. So she's like, oh, Dana said, you couldn't even be in the same room with me, so don't tell me you don't have a problem with me. I never thought I could be in the same room as there. So I was like, wait, behind line, the line, the line, y'all look out and look where I'm at.

And so like, then why, then why this thing about me not being able to go to the hair place? And she was, she was like, um, they're gonna only be in three of us. And with you, they were gonna be four of us. And that was like too many, because that's over three. So. It would have been a hairy situation.

Ha! So Dan is like, it seems like you're kind of threatened by me. She's like, I'm not threatened. It's just like there's just like something arcing me right now, you know? And she's like, comedy, hard-toyle, or whatever. But like, you came in full force and like, now my friends are hiding out with you inside of me. And I'm like, who the fuck has this bitch? You've been here with her like, two seconds and like, they're trying to be all friends with my friends.

And like, now your friends are all going out to comedy show. And now they're going to the Rob's place, I've been big bearer, and like, I'm not going at all. And like, you took my Scatagore's game, and like're going to the Rob's place up in Big Bear, and like, I'm not going at all. And like, you took my Scatic Wars game, and like, I can't even play games anymore. I can't even make that a lot of them. I like, no, I can't even read it all ready. More like, what? What are your intonetimes?

And Dan is like, um, to make friends and have a good fucking life. And she's like, I don't feel that way. So she's like, oh, guy, I'm sorry. This is my boy. I've been going through a lot of things. I've been like, phrasing my accent, like, having a gormale, and I'm losing control, okay? And I feel both of somebody directs us, and I'm gonna like, go in there a lot of things because I've been like phrasing my eyes and like having hormones And I'm losing control, okay, and I feel both is somebody

Direction I'm gonna like going through a lot of stuff and then it's like yeah, I've go through a lot of stuff too But like now I have this person at work who's really mean to me no matter what because okay, well, I'm really sorry So how about that? Yeah, okay All right, let's do shots and then I can fix my eyelashes So this is really the best way to my eye Which is such a sheena and venom pump rules thing to say yeah, so that was it that was it for that show I don't know it was cracking up. I mean

Still you know for all the talk all the shit that people talk about is still a funny show. Yeah, really is Long live James and Cena everybody We will see you and just actually before we wrap up the show Why don't we do something that we have neglected? Sorrelate for the past few weeks. Why don't you some Cleppin's mail back. Let's do our band We were banned. So for those of you who don't know, Krapins Mailbag is a feature that we have where if you support us on the Krapins Mailbag level, you can write questions in and we'll read them

on the error. And we have been delinquents and so we thought we'd show the mailbag some love since we opened up a new mailbag last month. So the first question comes from one of our favorite mailbag contributors, Mr. Michael Horn, who says, hey, Betges, which former housewife or other Brava Lab do you miss impersonating regularly the most? Oh my gosh, all of the real housewives of Melbourne for me, all of them. I or other Bravo Lab, do you miss impersonating regularly the most? Oh my gosh, all of the real housewives of Melbourne for me, all of them. I miss doing that show.

I love that show, Gina. Oh, I hate Brace Gansett and I told let Gansett listen here. Get Edamy, rock man. Yeah, I think that's a great call. I don't like, I would even say, like since you already said that one, I would also continue in the international space with Auckland, which actually was a really good show. And then also, ladies of London, I really do miss doing ladies of London voices.

Yeah, I do too. But you know, the main lady in bunn and check is getting a divorce, so maybe she'll need to be a Caroline Hills. Okay. I can't believe it. Like it used a little Caroline on Beverly Hills. I mean, Rissa Hermers here,

and Caroline Sanber is here, so, you know, and Juliet seems to spend some time here. So we're, I don't know, maybe we can like resurrect it, like, brush to LA, you know? That's what we call British to LA. I'll be into it. Next up is dash cat. Dash cat says, hi guys, I'm 99% positive.

My question didn't get answered in the last film tag. I wouldn't doubt that. So I'm posting it again. If it did, sorry, can someone send me straight? Thanks. If Caroline Fleming and Kim Richards co-hosted their own cooking show on Food Network What would that be like? We did actually do this, I think Please say the first episode is about chicken salad. This is just a shameful way to hear my favorite impressions from both

You as a birthday present. Oh happy birthday birthday dashcat. Yeah, Caroline Fleming and Kim Richards cat. Yeah. Caroline Fleming and Kim Richards. I'm here with Carrie Fleming's, Carrie, and love to see what she's got for us. She's into great job on me. One of the great thrills of having a cooking show where I get to teach you about me is when I get to take in a street surgeon like this lady and show her a glimpse of a sophisticated life. Welcome, strange lady. Cut to Kim Ritter's putting silverware in her pocket, speaking of the fact. Oh no, no, no, no, that silverware belongs to my family. My great, great, great, great, great,

grandfather earned that silverware after he murdered. Someone else's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather isn't that a funny story, Miss Richards. It's so my fucking chicken salad! Oh, no, how sweet of you to think I would make chicken salad where I come from, I make flurgenflurgen, which as we all know is Comte melted over more Comte. This one is from Ariel Castle, who says Ben and Ronnie, this is one half of the sister duo who showed up to the Dallas show dressed as Rose and Sadie from Big Business. Oh hey girl!

Hi. Nice to meet you. What were some of your favorite 80s movies and if you could pick one to recap, which would it be Hashtag safe do save Jupiter Hollow Wow, that's a good question. I mean 80s movies that are not big business or I'm assuming soap dish right This is we talk about those yeah, we talk about those all the time God, what were the ones that I love? Well, yeah ruthless people also bad meddler I like that that was a little too adult for me when it came out

I didn't like really good. I watched it later and I'm older than you which is weird, but I saw that later I'd like a big slightly scandalized but that was a little too adult for me. Yeah, I was very innocent a fish called Wanda Love the fish called Wanda. I didn't like that one either. That's weird that we, this is as a kid. You know, I don't mean this an adult. It's an adult like it, but as a kid, I was like stupid. Love the kid coming to America was my all time favorite movie for a long time.

Short circuit, loved that one as a kid. Yeah, back to the future, which I just mentioned. The cocoon. Love that. Love the cocoon. Never saw it. Beverly Hills Cop 2, I saw in second grade in the movie theaters. When are my all-time favorites? Then I still quote all the time, is the color purple purple?

Oh, and steel magnolia's. Steel magnolia's. Oh my god, my heart. I love that show. LeBamba. Dirty dancing. Well, I, well, I, LeBamba, I remember both those movies I saw back to back. Like, we were at a resort, like, on Christmas vacation.

And so, and I did it like, movie night. And so at night, I did it like movie night. And so I saw one night I saw the bomba and came back to my room crying. And then the next night I saw dirty dancing. And I also cried during that when they broke up for a second, when he left. And I was like crying, you know, I mean, I was like eight years old watching my dancing.

You know, but I did love it. Top Gun. I loved. I I did love it. Top Gun. I loved. I feel like there were some comedies, some silly comedies that I really loved. I can't think of them. I'm in all the cartoons. Yeah, all of them.

Great mouse detective. Whoa. Whoa. Like Little Mermaid, it was my favorite. And still is my favorite cartoon. Yeah, so let's take one more. Um, let's take one more. Well Jamie all runner to go on to the Melbourne thing says, I miss the overseas housewives

so much, especially your impressions. Gina is my queen after LVP. Melbourne, Cheshire and Auckland were great shows. Wouldn't it be amazing if any of these women would meet up with current US cast on a trip. Imagine a Ramona meeting Gina or Kelly Dodd meeting Gilda. Why doesn't Bravo ever make this happen since they won't show us these shows anymore? I mean I know it's their closest we got recently was that Caroline Sanbury did appear on million

dollar listing was that LA or New York which is the one that has the lady on it. LA. LA. I recently saw an episode of Millie Doyle's new LA and Caroline's Danbury was on it because the lady was in Dubai. The clothes had deal. I got a really big deal. I got it. I saw that one. Yeah. And Caroline's Danbury is like, all right honey, what do you have to do? Stop looking like a sloven whore and put on some things to cover your shoulders. Yeah, that Dubai one. I saw that episode. stop looking like a slav in horror and put on some things to cover your shoulders. Yeah, that do by well. I saw that episode. Um, so I think yes, that would be amazing.

Ramona meeting Gina. Wow. I mean, just the hairspray alone, I think, would confound the entire New York cast. Yeah. Just Gina's how she's put together. I would love to see, as we've already said, Carol Stambury on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I would love to see, I would love to see what Danielle Stov threatened when she quit Real Housewives of New Jersey on Watch What Happens when she said, I quit Real Housewives of New Jersey. Hinting that she would do another housewives, which I don't think would ever happen. I don't think they would give Danielle Stovb the crossover cred like the first crossover cred, but

I would love to see Danielle on real housewives of New York. I think that would be hilarious. Oh my god that I don't I think she's too downmarket. I don't think she can that's why I don't hilarious I can't even imagine Daniel stop like I can't even imagine Daniel stop. Like I can't even imagine Countess Luanne even, the looks, Countess Luanne would be doing her hotty hair shuffle or hair thing that she does because she'll be doing that so much. Oh really, wow. She's entertaining.

Yeah, and that's why it would be good because Daniel would go straight for Luanne for like being smotted there. She would, she'd be like, I saw Luan drinking her face under the table. And that scores. That's what she would say. She would have some sort of rumor like that. Or she would go after Tinsley.

Tinsley's like easy. I think she would go after Tinsley. Tinsley. All right, everybody. So let's wrap up this mail bag ban and wrap up this show! Yeah, mail bag tomorrow. Or later today, probably tonight, I guess late tonight, early morning. We'll be coming out with our bonus episode of Real Housewives of New York City preview.

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