Watch What Crappens - VPR: Dewitched

Episode Date: June 11, 2020

Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing. Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero. Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show, amiright? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I watched the Brad season. Remember that guy Brad, we're like the cross on his back. He was like really hot, but so dumb. Yes, Brad. Yes. So I had that was that was the that was the that was the season I watched the most of, but yeah, I haven't watched too much since then, but I remember that guy Sean Lowe. I remember that. I also yeah, it's weird. Yeah, it's weird how these shows get into your head because I'm like, I want to reclaim my virginity, but it's like so far gone.

It's like some shit I gave to the Salvation Army by decades ago. It's like trying to hunt down that old coffee table, you know, it's just not gonna happen. Well, that would be a lot of shalak and to reclaim that sucker. You never know what's gonna show up on flea market flip, okay? Flip your virginity. Let's go the right way.

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No kidding. Geez. This world just keeps on going people. Okay, so a couple of weeks ago, I believe it was on the season finale episode. I made a very bold prediction after this cast was out. You know, that's my big, I love making predictions. Now, I'm not a psychic, my predictions very rarely come true, but when they do, I just feel so amazing. Okay.

And this is one of the times where I was like, Nailed it, call it. I'm starting a 1900 number. 1900 anti-Rony, just call it. I'm gonna just make up some psychic bullshit and see if it comes true. Yeah, so in case you didn't hear Bravo fired, Stasi, Kristen, Max, and Brett yesterday. It's a big deal, big deal, all because, you know, racist shit, et cetera.

So it's gotten like, it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing right now. It's making headlines, etc. You know, I'm sure Stasi is as you would say, shooketh at the moment. But even she must appreciate like the fact that she called herself Calesi for so many years. And now, like, well, we all saw what happened in Game of Thrones last season. So, you know, it's sort of all, you know, like, hey, listen, you named yourself that, that's what's gonna happen. Yeah, you shouldn't have burned that village. Don't burn that village. Don't burn the village of faith.

You went crazy and you burned that village. Yeah, so that stuff happened. We talked a lot about this on our top chef recap this week as it was as the faith stuff was coming out. Obviously, we couldn't talk about the firings because they hadn't happened yet. But we did talk about this faith article back when this happened. We talked about this back when it happened. But of course, that wasn't through faith's lens. That was because Stasi had gone on podcasts. And so, Kristen, accusing faith of all this stuff.

And no one really knew what was going on at the time. Yeah. Accusing faith of stealing. Jack's was saying that she stole a car, that she was robbing the old man. They took a, they found, Kristen found some news articles. And I think the Daily mail about a black woman, I think in London or something, I'm not a news person.

But we didn't pay attention to that. Basically, there was a picture, yeah, there was like a picture of a woman, but it was from above and it didn't even look like faith. You know, now we see, as you look at it more closely, and especially through faith's lens, just how bad this all was, and recalling everything that was going down back then.

And so this resurfaced when faith did an interview last week, and shit just came crumbling right down to the ground. I mean, burnt to the ground. Yeah, we had a whole talk about it. And I guess I'm one thing I definitely want to, I don't even want to say clarify, I want to correct myself because I said you know it would be great, would be if like Faith just went on sausage podcast, they talked it out, you know it and a lot of people reminded me it's not Faith's job to be a teacher especially on the sausage platform and you know what you're right,

you're right. And it's funny because like that's one of the things like I know that I know that I'm sitting and reading it but that's right there that just. Like I know that, I know that, I'm sitting there reading it, but that's right there. That just shows you how sneaky implicit bias is just right there. I know, like why is fate, it's not up for black people to have to constantly be teaching us white people how to behave, right? I know that, and yet here I just like talking and,

woo, it just comes right on out. It's really, we have to be really, one thing that's been, I think, great about this entire experience is like, I think a lot of people are waking up to the notion that implicit bias is everywhere and it syncs up and you sometimes just miss it. And you know what, I always say,

people need to learn how to take a note, okay? And I had to just, it wasn't like a mean thing or whatever, a few people like Ben, faith, it's not faith's job to teach saucy anything. And I was like, you're right. And I was like, thank you for that note. I needed that note. Okay. And it's like, it's not a big deal. And like, and a lot of people when they get that note, they're like, well,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I mean, like that. It's like, listen, it's just a note, take the note. And you know, it's like, yeah, you yeah. While we're talking about taking this, Bravo, here's some for you, okay? Now I know that you can get all, you know, high and mighty and do the right thing when you're kind of painted into a corner, but let's talk about how much work you have to do.

Speaking of this faith incident, you know, I find it amusing, not amusing, sickly, darkly amusing that Jack's never had to take any shit for this. This was always on faith. When it was a story, when this, the faith storyline happened, it was all anti-faith stuff. You know, sure, Brittany yelled at Jackson a little, but then she married his stupid ass. Yes.

Even after the recording came out of all the stuff he was saying to faith, while he was fucking her. Okay, gross. Why does Jackson always get away with everything? Why does Jackson, Brittany, have this huge homophobic storyline this year? They get away with it. Jacks had tweets back then saying, Oh, fate is a criminal.

She's being investigated by the military police and all this. No one says anything to Jacks. You know, don't just... I feel like they're almost throwing a bone. I mean, there needs to be a major house cleaning. Some stuff... Sorry, I'm like looking through screenshots and stuff that I've been saving.

And then I found this really interesting to you. Jacks just went totally, I mean, hilariously, on the defense by not yelling at people yesterday. Because Jacks' way of dealing with everything is just to call you fat muggly. You know, that's his like Twitter way of dealing with things. Yeah, but instead, he started acting like a saint on his Twitter. If you look at his Twitter, somebody put somebody put a couple of months ago,

you shot a cameo for my pregnant wife that I played for her right when she went into labor, gave her a big smile when she otherwise might have been freaking out. Thanks, man. And Jack's retweeted it, of course, and put congrats on that beautiful new baby. Glad I could help. I'm glad you could come in the father. Yeah, I was like, what husband would purposely bring Jack's around their wife's birthing canal in any way?

Like, for any reason, you know. Then there's another one from someone named Antonio. He says, you always, like for any reason, you know. Then there's another one from someone named Antonio. He says, you always support us, gays, jacks. Thank you, hearts and jacks says, always have, always will. I mean, what? Well, yeah, I mean, I'm, the only reason why I'm not at the same level

of you with the outrage right now is because I'm outraged at something else. And that's like taking up all my outraged battery for today, but like, it's a given. Like, Jackson's terrible. I actually think that like, I'm very concerned with Jackson's trajectory. I think that he is like,

like, he is heading in a direction. He and Bruneet together heading in a direction where they will be harmful to this country, you know know in a way that is like very scary right like I I I think actually Jackson brini are way more dangerous than anyone else in the cast I I can't I can't explain it beyond that I just that's how I feel well my other prediction was that jack will murder somebody eventually. So I'm standing by that one, like literally harmful. So we'll see, but it's nice to see Bravo start to clean house, but you've got a lot of work to do. Yeah, I have.

So keep the vacuum running. Exactly. And the thing is what I'm really mad at is one of our listeners, I'm sorry. I don't have your name up, but you tweeted it you you tweeted at us and You had a video clip of I think it was just like a night or two ago like very recently It even if it wasn't even the past night or two it was in the past two or three months because it happened during quarantine so it's very current Austin and Craig from Southern Charm, doing an IG live with Tommy Laren.

And that pissed me off. That really pissed me off. I'm not totally surprised. I was actually more surprised about Craig. I'm not surprised at all about Austin because he is just like, he's always just been like uniquely awful. But in a very bland way, like not awful

and in like a great villain sort of way, just like awful in a, like. I think he's awful in a villain way. He was on video with Chef and Chef was making friend of that homeless version. That's true too, how about that? So, but Craig, I don't know, I think we've sort of like Craig's image

over the years has turned into just like sweet Craig making his pillows. So here they are, they're talking to Tommy Laren. I could like not really listen to much of it because I really have limited amounts of space as in like less than a millimeter in my life for Tommy Laren, sorry to all you Tommy Laren supporters out there, but I cannot stand her. And you know Austin's saying things like,

don't look at the comments. Like because there was actually like most of the comments were like, I love you Tommy. And then there would be a few that were like, fuck Tommy Larian. And he's like, don't look at the comments. Don't look, never look at the comments. And I just was like, this is a woman who has really gone out of her way in the past to talk about Colin Kaepernick and like, why his protest has no like taking his knee doesn't have a place in the NFL the adiada yada she is like really I think actually part

of the big problem in our society I really do it because she also has a huge platform and a huge voice and these guys are just up there just chumming away with her and um I guess my feeling of it my takeaway was this. It's like okay. So the internet like the faith stuff came up, Stasi's been fired, etc. It's almost like okay so now what? What's the next step? I feel like like people have a lot of anger about like you know we're sick and tired of the way things were and like I feel like if you have all this rage put that rage towards Tommy Laren right like she actually has a real platform and is really and is spewing a lot of hate that is keeping a lot of people disadvantaged

because people are listening to her people in power listening to her. And I'm not sitting here being like mobilized, mobilized. But I'm just saying, listen, like use your energies. I feel like people need to use their energies to it. Like, okay, you've gotten stossified, but also like it's not over, you know, there are still so many things wrong in this, like strong in this system. Right.

That vacuum going, keeping going, you know, I don't want this to be something where it's like, oh, you know, okay, a couple mistakes. All right, back to it. You know, here's Shep Show. And you know, here's Shep and Austin and Catherine who is sending, you know, monkey emojis to a black activist that she was arguing with a few weeks ago on Instagram. I mean, it's just case after case after case, you know, last year, Tamer's son, you know, making all his transphobic like, when are we just going to be able to use a second amendment

right to take these people out? That shit, which was just completely fucking ignored by Bravo. Right. And still is. And it's a time where we're not, all of us, are not able to just stay silent anymore. So just keep the fight going. Yeah, yeah, I just feel like if you're angry, if you were angry, if you're furious by what happened like with Stasian Kristen, I feel like you should also be furious

at people like Tommy Lairon and so just remember, it doesn't end there. If you're feeling really fired up and feeling like very like activity right now, it's not over. Yeah. And I'm trying to say this in a way that doesn't sound like I'm trying to be like,

everyone mobilized against Tommy Lairon. I'm just saying like, there's always going to be more, there's always, I think a lot of times, I think a lot of times people, one thing that I've heard a lot is that white people do some token activism and then we're done and it's back to life, business as usual. And I guess that's what I'm trying to say. I think I'm around about sort of way, maybe in articulate, sorry, but like it can't just be business as usual. Yeah, agreed. Keep the back and going people. Yeah.

Alright, so also you tweeted the other day which I thought was really funny. The crap ends in memoriam this year is going to be looool. It will be. Oh and I guess I want to give one more update. This is more and not in a happy place. The other day I talked about doing a fundraiser via Cameo for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund. And so that's the fundraiser over. I ended it last night.

Still, I still have to record like like still like 15 more videos, etc. But It looks like the goal was to raise about five hundred dollars and it looks like we came close and maybe even crossed over a thousand dollars So thank you to everyone who Requested a cameo for that cause that's amazing great So that a thousand from them and then I'm matching that so it's a couple thousand so that's good and Everybody go do you know well then I'll match on your I'll match two cuz I was just gonna get 500 but I'll I'll just we'll just It's we'll do it there we go. We'll have like three thousand dollars. Yeah right on yeah We say keep the rage going well lucky luckily for us, it's Vanderpump Rules reunion part two

day, so don't worry. That rage is going nowhere. Yeah, this is the best way to channel your rage inside from, you know, like helping society. Just channeling it towards the people of Vanderpump rules. Yeah. Oh, God. So here we go.

reunion part two. reunion part two. Okay, well, it's hard to believe like jumping into the reunion. It's like, oh God, where were they even talking about? So much has happened since the last episode. But basically we pick up with Jack's and Tom fighting it. We basically, it's like, the show opens and we're just like mid blood vessel popping on Tom's hand of all's head. And it's like the show opens them. We're just like mid blood vessel popping on Tom stand-of-all's head

And he's like, dude, I've never had a person to do more of those up things than me in my entire life I've rinder for the Jack River Yeah And you expected me just to fly down there. I mean come on you expected your mom to hit you up after all this shit You said about her and then Brittany and Jackson's both at least like God God when she said that Like that's where that's where my rage button is right there Brittany. I don't know why it just oh man man man. I'm just all I'm so sick of Lala I love Lala with her huge inflated face her moral compass of everything who the fuck do you think you are you've made every single

Wrong decision on this so Lala. She's like we are not mentioning parents we do not want to repeat of what happened last year bang bang. Lala is Lala has truly become the worst. I just cannot believe yeah I don't know who's worse Lala or Brittany I don't know I think feel I feel like in a weird way Brittany and a weird way Brittany maybe the worst but Lala is way down there way I don't know because I one of my favorite things you coined on this show, talking about Vanderpump rules, is the lazy Susan of Awfulness. You know, you just can't, you just, like, You just keep spinning it, and the next thing is more awful than the thing that came before it.

It's true, it's true, because just as I'm like dipping my chopsticks into like the Britney noodles, all of a sudden someone else is like pulling on the lady's shoes and like next to you know there's like a there's like a lala dumpling in my chopsticks instead. Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Diss and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin

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You're an awful person and Andy's muting them, you know, yeah And so then he lets Jackson back in and he's like you don't know my mom's situation You know shit while we know that you Completely goes to your mom and then shit talked her like crazy on national TV jacks We know that and then said that you kind of worth thinking that she might have come and surprised you at your wedding. And then tried to pull a guilt trip, make yourself the huge victim and everything. Yeah, exactly. So SantaVall is like, you don't care about anyone but yourself. And so Lisa's like, listen, wait just one second.

And then Danica jumps in, she's like, it's like a competition with Jacks. It's like a competition with Jacks. Danica, have you ever even talked with Jacks before? Wait, no, wait, I take that back. It makes me sound like I'm defending Jacks. I rebuked myself. So Andy's like, well, even in Santa Vaughan Jacks

decided to take a break, you still envisioned growing old with him Jacks. Now how do you see that going? And Britt just goes, oh, wow, like a no way laugh. And Jacks is like, listen, look. And you know this has been coming because Jacks has been fiddling with his watch for the, for the past segment. And I was like, why is he fiddling with his watch?

Did he just steal that from somebody? Yeah. Like if this were in real life, like if this were an actual set that they were all on, I would suggest Andy look at his wrist to see if his watch is still there. But Jack's has been fiddling with his wrist and he's like, listen, if I hated him that much, I wouldn't have his name tattooed on my arm, all right?

Oh, what a great honor. Thank you. I'm sure Tom's in it all is so honored to have a tattoo up there Probably next to like it has some weird snake cover up of Stasi's name And we know that there's gonna be like an American eagle over over Sanival's Rift tattoo and like the next three months Yeah, so then everything this is like a housewives reunion where everything That was suddenly calm because Jackson said he has a tattoo of Tom Tomani,

which is what his, which is actually Tommy. Look at there, there you go, Ben, full circle. So I'm like, we're just, we're just gonna go into a Tommy Lairon tattoo. I told you, he's very dangerous. He's very, very dangerous. I'm like really triggered by Tommy Lairon, like seeing that really put me in a state.

And I'm sorry everyone, if I see him a little on hand, just I had too much Tommy Lairon in my life in the past 24 hours. So they're calm now like in a housewives fight. They're like I hate you I hate you. Oh it's okay. Yeah that's good lunch. Let's work this out. Good job.

Look I wish the best for you man and I just want you to do great things. All right. I never deal with absolutes. Greg Gusole only or above here alright I just want you to be betterment which is such a vandal pump rules statement I just want you to be betterment oh I thought he said I just really want you to better yourself he was trying to say that he was like I just want everything to be you know what Jackson want you to be better man maybe he wants

some better minutes because his breath smells bad. Well, it's like he's fighting him too, and he'll say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say I want to talk about something else. And I think it's such a funny way to put it. Like he uses none of his like, you know, subtle moves that he uses in housewives and federal front rules. He's like, I shut up. I want to talk about something else. Yeah, Norma is like, well, it seems like this one gets killed here. So let's move on.

Or, huh, there's lots of one pack here. Anyway, moving on. So Andy, he's like, well, while she's the main famously having on camera, good side, a new server found herself on Gina's bad side. Let's look. I'm like, everybody keeps saying that I'm jealous of Dana. I'm like totally not jealous.

Like, why did everybody keep saying that I'm jealous of Dana? I'm not jealous of Dana. I'm totally not jealous of Dana. Why is everything that clip? I'm not just saying, not jealous, not jealous, not jealous of Dana. I'm not jealous of Dana. I'm not jealous of Dana. Why is everything that cliff? I'm not just saying not jealous, not jealous, not jealous in like 30 different scenes. With hilarious. I have a question. Is Shina, if we're gonna just keep going with the game of throwing thing with if Stasi's callisi and Kristen is probably Cersei I guess, does that make Shina And Kristen is probably Cersei, I guess. Does that make Shina... Bran?

Ha! Ha! Oh, you mean in the winning? I think so. I think she does. I think that Shina was always at least a contender because she's always been kind of a hero to some people. I think the shocker...

I think the Bran is Katie, because no one really was rooting for brand to win. He just did. And then when he did win, everyone's like, oh fuck this brand. No, well, I think that like, well, the thing is this Katie no longer works at Sir. So like, Sheena is not, I mean, we never would have thought, we just never considered that Shino would ever be brand like would never she would never be top dog Right, we just never thought she know would be And and same with brand you're like oh god. They were like those weird outside or speculations Maybe to be brand maybe to be brand like it's not gonna be brand and then all of a sudden it's like

I'm the last one standing. I think Katie is more like Like someone like Kate you know who Katie is she maybe she's like Peter Denglidge you know okay I can't remember who else I can't remember the characters now so I was the best I could come up with I think Sina is you know I think she does that lady who kept breastfeeding her baby until he was like 14. No, that's Katie. Oh, but she doesn't survive either. No, sorry, I'm one man.

I think that's the thing. Sina. Okay, yeah, I hope none of you are planning on watching Game of Thrones anytime soon. Sorry, it's all been spoiled. Yeah, I'm not sure who Katie is. Maybe she's not really the dragon. I think Katie's brand. I'm gonna stick with probably the hound like

Like you know like of Katie would be the one that will have the same attitude. Yeah And then you're like oh my god Like look at that sweet side showing through and you feel all weird. Yeah But then but then Katie does something annoying like throw a rock at the white walkers and it skids across the ice and the white walkers realize that they could walk across the ice and now try to kill you and now a next You know a dragon's dead. Thanks Katie. I know and then you're like mad at you're mad at the hound again Yeah, exactly, but for some reason you're like rooting against the ha you're like rooting for the hound against well who would who would then be oh god Oh my god, sorry, I'll stop

The whole cast come on we've already We can't stop them enough. I can't stop it. I can't stop it Jesus You just can't it Katie the entire series. I'm already triggered enough. Okay, no, I didn't I gave her the hound I gave her the hound I gave her the hound I Think I need to like warm up my Game of Thrones characters anyway Hey, why was she denied that data wasn't wearing a bra Like what's wrong with that? Well, I just feel like if you're serving food you shouldn't wear a bra I work, you know, that's just how I feel okay really cuz your hair is like 10 feet long so

Really? Because your hair is like 10 feet long. So, when are you? And so are your nails. Like since when, you just, we just saw a scene of you a couple of weeks ago, stabbing a cherry with your fingernail right from the bar thing and putting it in your mouth.

So let's please stop acting like you're the food police. Yeah, I think that like Brett's oily tendril and his expose like baby chest hair is way more of a health risk than like maybe seeing some nips through the shirts And by the way, you're in weHo, okay, you're not like You're not like in I don't know Salem Massachusetts in 1733 Hester Pran there got it I got famous nipples of food safety rating of B minus that's it. That's it. I'll comment another month

You have a chance to change your rating And Dana's like well, you know Just makes it seem like women's nipples are dirtier than men's nipples That's like not cool. I'm at least as like really if it isn't if it isn't in indiesin situation But why why are we talking about why aren't you talking about Danica who sometimes hasn't worn underwear Do we have to not on the menu of a sudden? Oh get it So Lala's like um, you know, I think that Danica okay, guess what you didn't do shit this season and nobody's talking to you Yeah, okay first of all she's like like, Dana just rubbed Sheenah,

she's she the wrong way and she said it wasn't about Max, but I think at the end of the day, and she was like, you know what? I was like, I'm not gonna beat this girl like that because I'm always a girl, that's nice to the new girl. And then like, it's stabbed in the back every single time. And you know, brah, I'm not doing it. I just wasn't interested in making friends.

Thank you, America's nuts, next time, model trademark. Maaah! And Dana's like, yeah, making friends, thank you America's Moths, next top model trademark. And Dean is like, yeah, but like Charlie was new and you were nice to Charlie. And she's like, well, Charlie and I are very similar. Okay, we both have dark hair. We both go to the cheesecake factory and we both have legs. So I'm sorry, and your personal you're reminds me a lot of Stasi or lala, and that's just like not someone who I've been with right off the bat. Ha! Or as my twin Charlie would say,

you're basically rigatoning me to me. I'm fine, perfect. Ma! Oh, by the way, this is off topic, but I feel like you'd really understand my pain. I had to get wagon wheel pasta this week. I'm sorry. Oh, really?

Have we gotten to that point? All the good shapes were gone. All the good shapes were gone. Wagon wheel. I mean, I don't even, and I've always felt so sorry for wagon wheel because it takes such art. Doesn't that look like an artistic pasta? It's like, it probably takes the most work out

of any pasta to make. But it's just so looked down upon. It's like, it's a pasta that is made purely for arts and craft projects. And yes, yes, I have my first ever box of white Camille pasta, so thank you, sorry. And yes, I understand the privilege about that me complaining about my pasta shape,

yes, I understand, but please, please. White Camille pasta, just think about that, everyone. Think about it. Anyway, so, La La's like, go ahead, yeah. Just think about that everyone think about it anyway So lollus Go ahead. Yeah Can you tell I had some caffeine today? So I'm like I'm gonna yell that Tommy Laird and ask for sympathy about Wagon Wheel Pasta Thank you. All right. What is Wagon Wheel Sabin? What is Wagon Wheel?

Wagon Wheel also known as a Wagon Wheel Yeah, what is the Wagon Wheel of Vanderpump rules have to say? I know seriously the Wagon Wheel, also known as Wagon Wheel. What is the Wagon Wheel? Yeah, what is the Wagon Wheel of Vanderpump Rules, have to say. I know, seriously, the Wagon Wheel of Pasta. So it's not about the Wagon Wheel of Pasta, it's about Lolo. So she's like, I think you were less intimidated by Charlie because she was less interesting than Dana. Actually, Charlie was the best breakout character

of the season and was way more entertaining in her few scenes than you were Lala in any of your scenes all season long. And a hundred times more interesting than Dana. She like came on here not needing some man to anchor her on the show. She needed Guessu herself and her own personality. Thank you. Yeah, we were more riveted about Charlie's cheesecake journey than we were about truly anything that happened with Dana and Max and Brett.

Although, I actually don't mind Dana. I don't mind Dana. I'm more interested in getting mad at Lala than Dana, to be honest. I'm not mad at Dana. I'm just bored by Dana. I'm not mad. I'm just like, ugh.

Like, if Lala's the wagon wheel, pasta, Dana is like the, I don't know, like the Orzo or something. It's like fine, it's nice. But it's like- I think that Dana showed up to do her work. For sure. I just think that she's not really given much to do. It's like, you know, it's like a,

it's like carrot top without props to work with. Basically. Yeah, she was basically throwing in to like, hey, you're, enjoy having a love into like, hey, hey, you're enjoying having a love triangle with two races. Enjoy your love triangle with two completely dry sponges. You know, like dirty dry sponges that haven't been changed in the kitchen for like months, you know.

How oily do you like the product in your man? Because guess what, you have a choice of two options. Go. Don't worry, they're layered. One of them sometimes doesn't gel his hair, so it's curly. OK. See a whole art care for you.

Yeah, so Charlie, by the way. So Lala says the thing about, well, Charlie just wasn't interesting. But Charlie pulls a classic kind of a she-shoe move. She's like, you don't know who I am, because I almost quit the show six times because all you guys were bullies. And Kristen goes, Charlie Shut up! Which is bullying. Um, yeah, like improving her point right away. Shut up!

I admittedly did not see much bullying of Charlie. I feel like actually she was just sort of there and making little comments. So it's funny that she said she was bullied six times Yeah, I guess there was like a lot of stuff that didn't make it to to the screen So Lala's like you bitches wouldn't have lasted two seconds when I got on the scene. Okay, Lala So that's okay You want every single person to come on here and get totally slut-shamed and you know the treated like crap What is wrong with you? Hey, Lala, remember that time when you actually quit the show

mid-season because you couldn't deal with it anymore and then basically, I don't know, they offered you money or whatever and you came back and were crying and saying something about things, Adi. So actually, Charlie did last a little bit longer and stronger than you did. Yeah, that's true. And she didn't lie about who she was dating

because she didn't want to lose her other income stream. Yeah, and also like what is and what is this like you're so up you're you're up with women, right? But now you are like basically um like Like you went through the bullying and you're like I'm not against bullying whatever that And like where is the empathy for Charlie like Like, literally Charlie did nothing against you, like nothing wrong. Like, all that Charlie did was, was basically stand up to Jack's last episode. And so now you're gonna come down on Charlie, because she stood up to your, to your man's best friend. No, that's not true. Yeah, it's like a really untalented version of Mean Girls, you know, where she's the mean one,

and then she's the victim, and then she becomes the mean one. But of Mean Girls, you know, where she's the mean one and then she's the victim and then she becomes the mean one. But at the end, you know, at least that girl kind of learned her lesson and we haven't really gotten there with Lala because she's still doing her fake learning thing where she's like every time she's called out on something, she's just like Fake tears. Yeah, which we'll get to. So Andy's like, uh, Vanderpump says first, well I knew there was a competitive factor of a Max and wife wouldn't there be? I mean, just look at that. Handsome, handsome man.

By the way, Max looks like he's about to jump off the bridge. He looks, I've never seen anyone looking this morose during a reunion. I feel like he looks like an extra from Parker Lewis Cantliz. Yeah, like standing there, like I'm getting paid $50 a day to be a part of this. He's like trying to synchronize his swatches with someone but no one will do it anymore. It's a real deep cut for everyone.

Um, hey, it was Max. Max was your dream to, Palm Springs with Shina, fully platonic and he's like, um, for the most part, yeah. Like ew, see this is why people don't like you max. This is why people are really not standing up for you, uh, for, and really in any space, you know, like just, cause you're just smarmy and icky, like for the most part, yeah, just say, um, uh, while we try, but there was a hook up, but he's just sort of like, mm, I don't know.

I'm just like, and think we begin our next, our additional segment of Seishu 2, which this show is loving. The guys on this show are trying to make it look like she is some kind of, you know, rapist or sexual abuser or something. Because he's like, La La, like, what does that even mean? I'm like, what do you mean?

What does it mean? It means he didn't give her a used range rover as a second seat, you know, left in the morning. La La. So, Dana's like, you mean what does it mean? It means he didn't give her a used range Rover the second seat, you know left in the morning So Dana's like, you know what why don't you just own it? I know you guys totally hooked up just own it and he goes Yeah, well, we we played the game that involved like making out and What are you Seriously, yeah, he's like yeah, and so so I mean basically we play the game and then we woke up in bed together and then she went down on me But I stopped her. I said I'm with Dana. I'm with Dana. I'm like, hmm. Okay, so remind me about you know that we played a game and then we woke up in bed together

It's sort of like that sign fell thing. It's like what was the yada yada yada that happened in between that because if you are with Dana You're not going and you're not going to sleep with the girl that you used to hook up with. You're not going to be the same bed with her. So don't act like, oh, you were so noble because you stopped Sheena from going down on you. Okay. Because all so gross. He makes it sound like like Sheena was going down on, like he woke up and

Sheena's going down on him. Look, the guys on this are so fucking gross. So Dana's like, oh, really? And you didn't finish. And he's like, no, no, I said, no, no, I'm a good person. I'm seeing Dana and Bose whispering to Stasi. He's like, wow, it takes a lot of courage to stop someone mid blow job. That's that's actually pretty incredible. Yeah. And she knows like, she's basically like, well, we made a pact to never let anyone know about the BJ. Oh, I guess Max said that, but I'm sure she knows saying that in her head too.

But apparently, Sheena told, of course, two people that... No, Dana. Yeah, Dana says that. Dana says she found out that they made a pact to never let that come out. But then Shina told two people who both told Dana. Yes. And she's like, and I'm glad I found out because he was totally gaslighting me. And Shina's like, like, there are a lot of things I was embarrassed about this here, like Max is like someone I was comfortable with and yes, I felt something and yes, I put my mouth I Mean whatever I mean nothing it was uncomfortable. I was uncomfortable

Yes, you can't what you've been saying is you just felt comfortable She's like we're a couple like and I just thought it didn't mean anything. I'm just like very comfortable I was very comfortable and when I am comfortable I try to have like oral sex with people. That's all. So it's obviously like BJs are never comfortable. Okay, I'm calling the cops on you. So then, hey, no one has had more ups and downs than White Cod James' Office James Kennedy

or roll that footage. Yeah. So then is James is hero James is hero Which listen, I'm glad that somebody can stop drinking and get their damn life together I really am and I've been through it with a lot of friends I've been very close to going through it myself So it is something that I respect still not completely on trust with mr. James Kennedy yet. Yeah, but we'll see I Thought I mean your own probation

Probe-ish I thought the mont montage was very moving and they're like I mean Van Vandrum rules is really good. They have that like like this is the time when you cry music that they play where it's like basically two notes where goes blue blue and I'm like so but but what was funny was that like so everyone starts to cry so Lala's crying of course first and then Danica's crying And then Tom Sandevol's crying and Ariana's crying and thank you for showing Kristen just shaking her head like nope seriously Seriously, nope nope nope Kristen does some really good prop work in this where she keeps picking up her cup one of our favorite things that Kristen does is Drinking from a straw. It's the funniest fucking thing because she's so herky jerky like yeah straws always like kind of hitting her face and she can never find it with her tongue. She keeps picking up her drink and she's got a straw and it's like oh my

eye. I'm just trying to get that straw and it's like her main straw. I'm really going to miss her herky jerkyness. I really will you know you, it's one of the sacrifices, it's not a sacrifice, not a sacrifice. It's to be one of the things that we will be losing from the show, that will be irreplaceable, it's the her key jerkiness, but it's, you know, this is drama, it's drama. It's drama, so jacks, and so then of course,

jacks is like, I'm tearing up, I'm like, you're not tearing up, you're lying, we know you're lying, you see everyone's crying, you're doing what you think is right shut up Yeah, and Andy's like yeah almost look if you got emotional Christmas like oh And Katie's like yeah, I'm really proud of him to see him put in this work is like a really nice and you know everybody's complimenting him and stuff and is like a really nice and you know everybody's complimenting him and stuff and

Even Stasi does and she's and he's like Stasi what's your emotion? She's like, um, I got emotional for Raquel because she's like So much more layered than I thought like I just who wants to watch Raquel cry like she's just likable as Okay, notice that these girls are all so nice to Raquel now that she's becoming hero. Yeah. You know, they're the same every single time. It's like Lala gets some money then Lala becomes a hero. You know, Raquel becomes a fan favorite. Raquel becomes a hero. Yeah, it is kind of funny how that happens. So then Arianna, I mean, two people who have been on Raquel and James aside this whole time in Arianna and Sandevol and they are like They're basically like it's June. It's pride month. Let's not forget that because Ariana's like Raquel is a fucking queen

And Santa goes yes, we stand for Raquel dude. Yeah, it's queen So James goes into his you know, it's been ten months, you know and that clip fucked me up Andy Because I was talking talking how I was still drinking drinking. I was talking talking not walking walking Wiggy wiggy wiggy Looking back I can't believe that was even me like I've seen the light Andy. I've seen the light Like mmm I'll get knocked down. I'll get up again. Anything gonna keep me down. I'll get knocked down I'll get I'll get up again. Anything gonna keep me down. Uh'll get knocked down. I'll get I will get up again. And I'm gonna keep me down That song's about drinking James. Oh And Andy hasn't given Chris in any attention even though she's been doing like a straw dance over there

She finally got such bullshit and Andy's like, uh, Chris still I'm watching you and it looks like you might be Emotional about this and I'm just like I have nothing to say any nothing all right Emotional about this and say I have nothing to say any nothing alright Oh Straw straw straw straw straw straw. Oh straw. I'll leave it at that Andy Kristian I cannot but notice I I feel like you used to have some Some day core up on the walls and maybe a tree in the background. Yeah, I knocked it all over Straw straw straw straw straw I'm gonna get a sip of this damn lacroy dammit. I'm gonna get one

It's getting close. Okay, plans come into the hangar Plants come into the hangar. Oh, it's another fly by dammit Maverick Sashina goes I want to love out if James kind of apologize to the hurt you caused Chris And he's like I'm already did that scene a long time ago So James if you change you wouldn't have like come at me in the last hour And then we see a clip of James being like you just fucked him the use him just like you'll use anybody else because you're a piece of shit Kristen He should have just been like listen Kristen. I apologize for all the times I was evil to you because of my drinking

But I still think your piece of shit. Yeah Although I think right isn't one of the things that I still think it's a shit, duh. Although I think, right, isn't one of the things that the reason why you apologize, and I'm speaking as an outsider here, but one of the reasons why you apologize is because you can't hold people accountable. You can't be mad at the people

for reacting the way they did to you when you were drunk or something like that. I just not like one of the tenants, but then again, Kristen's Kristen. So yeah. Well, he has a poly, you know, he did already do all that apology thing and Kristen just keeps trying to make it more. They just keep going at each other. Like you can't get too deep about the Kristen and James. It's always a mess. You know, there's no amount. There's no paper towel big enough for that one. So when we,

oh, then we see a clip of Beverly Hills this week. And it's to read and Garsell breaking it down Wednesday at nine. Oh, great. We should also mention by the way that our bonus episode this week is going to be a recap of celebrity family feud where it's radio Andy versus the real housewives of Beverly Hills. We're the first time recapping a game show, but I think it's gonna be fun. It's Andy at his guberiest. Oh my god. Oh my god. I've never been like it was like wow.

Wow. Wow. Okay. So we're back. And Chris is like, you know what? Just like watching Quikko broke my heart. And he broke my fucking heart, you know. And Danica is like, oh my god, why is it even going in this direction?

Yeah. Um, I don't know where you are in the notes. I got lost. You still get it. Oh, it's still that same fight. There was just a little commercial break. So she's like, why is it going in this direction? And like we're talking about sobratty.

And Chris is like, you don't know, Danica. You don't know. And Tom's like, you guys were the worst relationship ever it's like to fuck up, you know, hurricanes, you know, and James It's like why are we even talking about it? Tom just move on Chris is a good you came for me There's a crash of glass as she knocks over picture frame. So James is like Din- I- I did this good because Dana needs to know who two friends are and now you know Dana and so Kristen is like, do you know how painful it was to watch you treat Rick how one of the most innocent, beautiful, almost like

Britney person ever. I'm like, ew, is Britney like the ideal of perfection? And like, and again, it's like, you guys treated Rick how like shit and how she's like, do you understand what it was like to treat this Person doll of a human being this wonderful unequivocally loved person Rick L Like she was like like almost at the level of Brittany almost at that level where she was like a bell with the beast You know that was for you that was for you Brett. That was for you Brett She was like a stock of celery and a blue cheese dip away from being Britney. So she's, that's ridiculous.

Also considering that Kristen brought that girl in hope. It wasn't Kristen, the one who brought in hope to try and ruin Rick L's relationships. So we have fucking break, Kristen. So Lalo's like, yeah, James had the same type of issue with I had with alcohol. And so like, you know, sometimes I didn't talk to people how I liked him. I was on alcohol. So yeah, and also when you're sober, which will also get to, ma'am.

Yeah, and Vanderpump's, we're like, well, we're moving on from that. We're moving on. And then Sandivall just starts playing us horn. I guess to try to like lighten the mood. And I was like, Tom, it's in my ear, please stop. Please stop. I consider my ear health, I think it very seriously.

It's like sketch comedy. Please stop. Please. I can't yes and if I don't know what I'm ending, okay? Stop the horn. Hey, could you say radio andy? No, I said yes and yes andy.

Yeah. That's why nobody on this show will ever be serious about that. So yeah, so James is basically saying that he's like really happy that Raquel's with him and Raquel says the text messages Were like the final like that was the final straw for her where she was like, I'm gonna leave you unless you get help Could we get Kristen a final straw Cause she's still poking her eyes out and really listening to this like nice little segment. So, uh, Vanderpump's like, you all, you, enough without drinking James. I think you've proven that. And okay, let's move on to some messier stuff. And then we was on to Lala. He's like, well, congratulations.

I saw you celebrated a year of sobriety. But I assume that would bring you in James Closer, but a meme you, a meme that he posted got under your skin. And then Lala acts like she's in the witness protection program. Yes. She acts like she has an American history. Like, was she like a whistleblower against

Monsanto or something like that? Like, what is going on here? Why she's acting as if like she can't even say his name she's like I won't say more than I can like her response should have been like you know what I ever reacted it was funny I understand it's part of pop culture is like whatever I just have to own my no but instead she's like I won't say more than I, but there was a very public beef between myself and a very pretty famous rapper. And I got very bad. And I can't say what the rapper's name is,

but if you said his name was a dollar, that's twice as much name as he really has, okay? And also about 20 million less than my boyfriend owed him. So, James is like, oh, it's a long string of things. I'm not proud of Andy. I was with people. I was trying to look cool. You know, good Sunday.

You know, good. And just like, yes, well, me, myself and this rapper just don't speak about each other anymore, Andy. You know, there's so much legal stuff to worry about with this extremely famous rapper. Oh, please stop trying to elevate your station in life by talking about all the legal stuff that's going on between you in 50 cents. Please, I mean, I don't know, is there a gag order, which is not allowed to say his name? It's just, it's so ridiculous. And then she, please. I mean, I don't know, is there a gag order where she's not allowed to say his name? It's just, it's so ridiculous. And then she also says, you know,

I thought James and I had moved on from doing petty shit to each other. And then when I saw that, it was like, a knife in my heart. Girl, you, everyone was making memes. It was the funniest shit that ever happened. Like literally, the fact that like, that Lala and Rand got into a public

feud with 50 cent and 50 cent destroyed you guys on Instagram. It was hilarious. And honestly, I'm sure if we went back and really looked at those interactions in the lens of what we're going through today, we'd probably find some pretty problematic shit, but by the way Lala acted in that whole situation there too. So let's not forget that, sir. Yeah, man. So then they move on and he's like, got it. Not way like shut up, you know, even Andy's like, shut up stupid. So then he brings up Katie's wine night. He says, you said, Rekel, forgot her place and sounded to the viewers like, you think that maybe you're better than her. She's like, yeah, you know Andy, when I get into that zone,

the shit that comes out of my mouth, like you would think that I'm an extremely famous popular rapper. Andy. There's actually a lot of legal stuff going on between me and Raquel right now. I'm sorry, I said her name. There's a lot of legal stuff going on between me

and that extremely un- unfamous girlfriend of James. And so I really can't go into it right now, but needless to say, it's been a painful journey for me. Yeah, so Lala just squeezes out of it again. She's like, I am mortified, Andy, because Raquel is like the sweetest, like the girl's like like her and so do I now and he's she's like totally sweet It's not a bambi I'd bitch at all and I'm not being mean to her for no reason. I just don't I don't even know what got into me And yeah, and like to think that anyone would ever call her the seaworth on national TV Just because she showed up at brunch is so obnoxious. It's like you did that Lala You know what I really can't go into it.

I have a lot of legal things going on between me and the concept of brunch, so we just can't talk about it. And Andy's like, well, does it feel good to hear this, uh, Raquel? And Raquel's like, Andy, I'm too young and pretty to be tolerating ship from James or anyone else. Boo. I love when Raquel quotes herself. She's like, remember that good one I had? She's like second to Durin Betten quoting herself. I know. Oh, yeah.

It's true. I was like, that's felt a little bit over her. So I was like, oh, that's right. Because she said that earlier this season. So Andy is like, well, in a recent online video, Lala said it's not interesting to see a 34 year old woman in a crop top and a slutty JoJo Siwa Pony doing the same thing over and over again. She know, what do you think about that? I'm by the way, and in the video, it's even worse than that in the video we see Lala say,

we have to grow up. Okay, it's not interesting since then blah, blah, blah, blah. I like, like, Lala, you are not the, like, the, the, you don't get to say when people have to grow up, especially when you show such rampant immaturity. Okay, just because you are in legal issues with a very famous rapper and you got ran and you're engaged, does not mean that now you you get to say when people are mature when they're immature and who gets to grow up and who doesn't get to grow up and you the what you the the queen of new age feminism you're shaming Gina for wearing crop top which is kind of her thing

and a slidy ponytail when you're walking, dress like a janky joan's fabric sample sale that was sewn together into a toga. No. Also, Lala's literally wearing a crop top right now. I just just want to point that out. So she's gonna say, hey, you got really hurt my feelings because I've done so much a growl, but I'm for my friends. I'm being like, I got her out to make it seem because I've done so much growl but I'm for my friends and people like I care about

to make it seem like I know substance was a fairy. I'm full. Well, you know, let's not get ahead of ourselves. We also, okay? Yeah. Yeah. Because we haven't seen a whole lot of substance you beyond enchiladas.

Yeah. Okay. Lizzy Susan. Lizzy Susan is spinning. I know. she's spinning. So then Lala pretends to cry again. Again. Yeah, she's like, I have been really disgusted by the things I've said to people.

Whether I'm in litigation or not with them, and I thought my sobriety was going to be the answer, but I just pictured she doesn't seem those things. And like, I just imagined she should just crying, and say, I can't believe my best friend, who is currently in the middle of a lawsuit with a rapper whose name shall go unnamed, would say those things about me. It's terrible. And Stasi whispered about, Lala may be bipolar. I look like ops. Yeah, call the cops. Stasi whispered about Lala maybe bipolar Like ops yeah

And she was like it wasn't just one time I was so many times like it was me was Rikawa was Ariana I was Chris it's like all the nice girls and Stasi goes I'm a nice girl and everyone's like Oh I also let's not overlook the fact that Kristen somehow Graduated to the column of nice. Mm-hmm I don't think Christen is one of the nice girls. Lumsy girl, but not nice girl. Yeah, so then we see Christen's of law loving a monster and then it comes back and she's like, you know, Andy, I'd look at that and I'm like, you're praying on the fucking week,

Andy, you know, like, I've had so much time to self-reflect during this quarantine Andy I just need to do a batter she's like touching her finger to her for I like I think maybe part of that needing to do better maybe that should include not calling the girls you've been making fun of week while you're trying to apologize for your behavior. Yeah, she's so long-praying on the week. Like that is, that is like, I realize I've been praying on the week.

That's not absolvy. You just called Shina and Charlie and Raquel and all those women weak. You realize that? Well, she's also using an old Vanderpump thing from Housewives member when they said that she she praise on the week and she's like She's trying so hard to get that housewives spot and then it shows Tom crying for some reason I'm not really sure what that's about. He's probably still upset that he couldn't play his trumpet

Like I can use the dick flute right no So hey Well, there is a pandemic outside a lot of us are doing funny things in quarantine look I'm trying I'm trying to do that beard thing again. I think four times the charm who knows hey Let's see what the other kids are doing during quarantine Stossies cooking again, I think four times the charm. Who knows? Hey, let's see what the other kids are doing during quarantine. Stassi's cooking. Lisa's cleaning her own house. That's, that was my favorite part. That was pretty funny. That could be, that could be a sitcom. Just watching Lisa Vanderpump being poor, you know? Yeah. Just watching her go up and down the stairs with sheets. I love that

Katie and Tom doing karaoke What I'm gonna get a chance to like trying to make a YouTube cooking career that was pretty good today I'm making avocado brand is because we're healthy, but we also want to snack like You can be healthy and want to snack, but also maybe like a good snack. I'm just, I'm, let's see, you know what, actually, I'm not gonna, I know I'm gonna get like five emails. I was like, actually, Ben, there are some really good recipes for avocado brownies and then I'm gonna try and like actually, Ronny, remember when I said I didn't like avocado brownies? It turns out, they're really good. I've made chickpea, chickpea blondies, they're delicious.

Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah. So then, so then Brett of course she's like yeah avocado brani is twice this where oh I have to blow into the blender to turn on hold on. Then it cuts to Brett doing cheesy workout videos winking at the camera and shaking his shaking his curly hair around and selfies. So gross. And every time they show him, he's still just like doing his lips to the camera and like staring at himself on the screen. Yeah.

And his like my first blazer that he's wearing, that's like, you know, when you like wear a blazer when you're 13, and it's like, doesn't quite fit, you know? And so like, there's those strange gaps around your neck between like the collar and the lapels. Like that when you're or when you're in your 40s I don't have to go to a wedding Or that too. I was Not gonna try to put you on blast

So yeah, he's such a cheeseball and he's just sitting there preening the whole time and yeah, I think with this collar on his shirt I like that he you know when they say, God, his collar's getting tight because you start getting hot and you start, you know, kind of shaking your collar to let some air out, but his shirt's totally open. It's so funny when he's put on the spot. Exactly. So, and then we see, oh, this is the worst.

Okay. Hey, I wonder what Brittany and Jack did during their quarantine. And then we see this footage of, hey, so Jack's and I like to make up tournaments to pass the time. So today's tournament is a time challenge, ready? I'm like, I don't think this is a tournament if there's two people in it. I think it's just a match.

It's not a tournament. Where's what you do, Andy? First you take a shot. Then you swallow a wing hole. Then you shake it with Manda. Then you run outside and you make a corn hole. Then you gotta make a basket in the pool. Then you gotta go to the back.

Then you make a basket. Then you make a basket. Then you make a basket hole then you chase it with Manda then you run outside and you make a corn hole Then you got to make a basket in the pool then you got to go to the bathroom and squeeze it out until only a bone comes out At the very end you got to tip with some some less center dogs like you're a kuga you're a kuga Like Brittany your husband is already leaving the house to supposedly go to the gym three times a day. Why would you suggest that he go after random cornholes to win him? Come on. Oh God. And then Shina and Brock just working out, which is just them doing planks and push-ups

in him, like hoisting her up and everything, trying to act like they don't argue about what sort of bearishment in the pancake tomorrow morning. Well, I gotta tell you, those are so on-brand for you guys, it's so on-brand! What you mean on-brand? I was carrying sheets of the stairs! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Are you still knitting there in quarantine? She's like, no, I've actually switched from knitting to Legos I actually you know what though in retrospect I'm actually really proud of her because God I bet it's so fun to watch Tom Schwartz walk around barefoot and be like Oh

Yeah, so true the revenge of Katie I think it's quarantine TV like we're all stuck at home We're watching shit like the Lego competition. I mean, I've watched it, you know What does Katie make with Legos? What do we does she just make a bottle of ranch? I don't get it Yeah, a life like you know majestic a bottle of hidden ballet I feel like Katie would be the type to do play mabeal you know, it's like oh it sort of has the feeling of Lego But it's not at all and it's like deeply unsatisfying So Vanderpump suggests that they switch it up and start having sex and she's like gross Andy talks about Christian isolating and she's got a new boyfriend. His name is Alex. They've been together a month and a half

Yeah, and thanks for going. I like that. Month and a half. So, hey, how are Jacks and Brady doing? Have you been fighting at all? And like, well, we've gotten to a couple of feuds, which I thought was a funny choice of words. Like, I just imagine them standing,

like cross armed across the room from each other for like days on end. Like, this is a good food. It's a good food But then Jackson's but we're such home bodies which doesn't make sense as a like we're getting the feuds but we're home bodies and Britney's like I have never noticed how much guys do not shut camp in a door Mandy's like does he poop with the door open still and she's like oh my god Box us that tear and Jackson's y'all but Britney does too. She's like hi. I'm a lighting. You're not supposed to talk about that Who can I? I'm a cool pooper. How else am I supposed to prove that the chicken bum came out whole?

We have these tournaments like how long can you poop with the door close? Oh God, that's hard So then we get to the most painful episode of the season, Jackson's bachelor party. Oh yeah, that was one of them. I don't know. I think the old people went where they were pretending to be old people. That was painful. Was that, but I think it's only redemption was, was that the same episode where Britney saw the sign in the club and thought it was like targeted against her. Yeah, that was like maybe maybe I'm on a different episode. No, no, no, it may have been like the

next night. So you may be right. I can't be. Yeah, they weren't old in this one, but they went to get lap dances and it's the clips of Jack's being like, I hate strip clips. I'm just not into strip clubs and then you know, intercut with him getting all sorts of lap dances and bow to boating girls and stuff. And basically he just keeps flying, you know, it's jacks. He's like, yeah, even before Brit strips, strip clubs just aren't my thing. All right,

I'm more of a pull off on a parking lot kind of a guy. Yeah, he bass is like, yeah, I mean, I'm not into strip clubs. I mean, we went there and then I saw all my friends were getting excited. So I'm like, okay, I'll just act excited. Like, oh, oh please you had a boner that could have opened that door Yeah, so

Fast forwarding through some of this because I really hate these two andy Okay, so then it's back to Tommy jacks like so and you didn't really appreciate Tom enough in Kentucky when he's making all those Everts' best man. And Jack's is like, it's all for show Andy, you know? And this is one of those after record things, you know, so they'll cut this off my show, right? So, you know, he wasn't going to be included in that part of the show, Andy, and that's only recently wanted to go.

You know, you just wanted to be on TV, Andy. Yeah, and now, yeah, and now, Ryan, I was like, um, are you kidding me? If you didn't go, they just would have filmed him in Los Angeles instead So at least it's like, but he went to your he went to your father's funeral and that wasn't televised Zing-ah Yeah, it was a very good point and yeah, yeah, bro I flew 15 hours about three soups four chickens just in case we'd be the number, you know, just case we had a sacrifice and shit I was there for you, bro and Jackson. Yeah, you know what? I've done a lot of great things too. I mean who gives a shit

Really could you name some? Yeah, I again, Jackson's more dangerous for the country because it's this sort of mentality that gets us to where we are I'm just I'm telling you people this is how the United States gets to where it is right now. It's Jack's mentality. I'm sure this was filmed today. He'd be like, I don't know if you've checked out Twitter but I actually help someone have a baby. So Andy's like, Jack's, well you know what he did forgive you after you slept with his girlfriend. Let's bring that up. And Jack's Jack's, oh, and so Santa Claus Santa Claus says, dude, you were so happy. You were so happy

at your wedding. You were so happy and all I was doing all those things that love seeing you happy, dude. I just want to be happy, dude. He's like, I think you're an amazing actor. You're an amazing actor. And bandit pumps like, that like that's not fair listen we all have lifetime We know Tom is not an amazing actor We've all seen Peter's movie. Ha only some of it. Okay, I admitted I just saw 30 second clip on YouTube I couldn't watch that much more but one thing we can conclude Tom is not a good actor Very hot it goes if he was that good of an actor actor He wouldn't be on Vanderpump fucking rules. I don't know what's up with Ariana today But she'd like had a martini before she's just like sitting on top of the piano like fuck you

Seriously also by the way for all the talk about how Tom and Ariana don't have furniture in their house They were sitting on furniture and it was like this beautiful navy blue background. I was like, can we give some props to their nice interior design and their in their zoom square? I really like that. I'm not just saying that because we know, I'm not saying that from a place of bias because we know Tom and Ariana, I really enjoyed their square. That's a really good business actually for this time. We'll just come in and decorate the zoom square. You know, just as big as your Zoom meeting will allow. Sirius, there aren't, yeah, I mean that's a thing that's happening now.

I'm seeing commercials about like, look you're best. We all have to look on our best on Zoom, right? So, Zoom Square design. So Andy mentions that if they can hear cowbells, dance here! All right. We had this tournament like who can ring a cat about the loudest? Whoever wins gets a chicken bone gets put it on the dog.

It's like, you're a cool guy! Schoolful for Dan's here to pick me up! So, it's 7pm in New York City and apparently everybody would go outside and applaud. The healthcare workers and stuff, which is pretty fucking cool. Yeah, that's the plan. And by the way, where you're mask outside everyone, public service announcement, please still keep wearing your mask outside because coronavirus cases are on the rise.

Just read it today. Just thought I'd add some more good news into this recap. Yeah, wow, made this even more fun. By the way, how long is this? How much more, how much worth a show are we, Jesus? Let's talk about butter. What do you think about butter Ronnie? Love it switch to vegan not the same. Sorry cows loves the butter

Okay, if you've never heard a tortilla scream try and eat it without butter So so Annie's asking about the Tom expansion, how that's going and everything. And basically, everything was going great until coronavirus. But Tom and Tom did do a bunch of cameos, or as Andy says, video messages for fans. And apparently they raised $50,000 for their employees, which is really cool. So that was nice. Yeah. $80,000 for their employees, which is really cool. So that was nice. Yeah, and then Andy is like, little brat, you said Shina was very welcoming to you in what but Wait, can I say something really quickly right before you get into Bret and Shina?

Yeah, Andy also said so sure it's what's next for you and he's like, oh, well, Mr. Baba, I just been feeling really reinvigorated professionally. I just want to open more and more bars And I'll and just maybe I'll even open with my wife. I just want to open more and more bars I'm like reinvigorated Re-invigorated professionally It implies that at one point you were Vigorated if that's even a word You were feeling vigorous about about your profession like what what what what flower was rewattered here? I don't get it

We're gonna open a Lego restaurant, and hey It's gonna be delicious What flower was rewattered here? I don't get it. We're gonna open a Lego restaurant, Andy. It's gonna be delicious. So anyway, I just thought I'd point that out. Bren, she knows. Sorry, I skipped that over. So, um, Brett, you said she knows well is very welcoming to you. And what ways did she come on to strong? And then he's like, comes to life in his eyebrow, start going up like he's, yeah, like Don wanting us in the camera

He's like well, I feel like she did come on a little strong Andy because she was the first one with the opportunity to become my friend Oh You're such a fucking pig dude What does what does that mean? I think he was trying to say like I met her first so it became like I became friends with her first But by saying she had the first opportunity to be my friend Ew and she did a good job and you know I feel like I'm a good guy and that's my fault. I put the signals out there I'm just too good of a guy, you know when you're really attractive like this you can't help being charming and you know Like when I lower my oily tendril and girls face they just can't help but fall in love with me and that's my fault

That's my fault. Haha, literally staring at his own image on the TV screen, like moving his eyebrows, like making sexy face. And Andy's like, oh, Sino, how did you feel when he called you a bad kisser? And I f**k pissed me off, Andy. Alright, but I think that a lot of people in these squares can save the bag. I'm totally not going around because I made up of pretty much everybody here. Can we bring Chef Joe on? Please bring Chef Joe on.

And Breko's obviously I described it the wrong way. I didn't mean she was a bad kisser. I meant it was a bad experience. Like way to go, Brettat you really saved yourself there. Oh what a pig. And she was like oh please you said you don't even remember it. He's like well I didn't want you to think that you know it meant something and then you just ran with it and I was just trying to be honest with how I felt she now. I'm like not my baking ever done anything and all my fun.

He was trying to be honest with how he felt by lying about that he didn't remember the kiss. Okay, I got it. So she was like, well, but then you're like, like, here's the thing, like everything you said behind my back, you wouldn't say it in my face. And Andy goes, yeah, he did call you middle age to your face though. Remember that.

You old lady there. Some like, isn't middle age like 50? This is Vanderpump rules. It's like 25, You know? Yeah. Like if you guys were milk, you would be you'd be very clumpy right now. It's just like there's so many curdles in life. And so Brett is like, he's like, no, no, no, I mean, look, hey, look, Jay, look at Jaila. She's like the hottest woman ever. And she's middle age. I'm like, this is, your back tracking here is so awful. Sort of hilarious, it makes me almost wonder,

do you deserve a spot on this cast? Because you are so awful and you are in such a world of delusion. Nope, you don't. But it's clasadulous. For everybody's awful. Yeah, we could find some, we could probably find someone who is just as awful,

who is also, it does not races to eat from like eight years ago God what a fucking pig this guy is and Also, he hasn't learned the basic lesson here, which is don't call women stop commenting on fucking women's age Like what you're gonna call fucking Jennifer Lopez middle age you fucking crazy. Yeah, you're very honest like By the way, aren't you like with her martini on the piano? I think I'm she's 31 kid. He's like, yeah, actually now that you said that, I'm like 32. So what's the difference? And now I'm totally not in trouble, right? Yeah, she's like, I was nothing but good to you.

And I'm on barricade. I tried to do I'm brought you one as a friend, but honestly, if you did want to get together I would be totally into that. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr something in the future so it seems like we have something in the future and like you don't understand the type of pressure it is for me that was a lot of pressure for me oh brad brad the victim here to as she knows lacherous lacherous wanton ways yeah so he's basically accusing she not well not basically he is accusing she not of trying to use him for a storyline and planning some you know some tension there

and vendor because well is he lying? I mean, I was just on your side. Sorry, I'm very flip floppy when it comes to that. It's like, what am I making it up? I mean, listen, you said to me we can just pretend. I mean, am I fabricating it? And Danica's like, I'm sorry, but like, you were all over her

and like, you've flirted with her like all the time. And like, you weren't the person to be friends with her because like like you were Flirtings You're flirting you're acting like you were the snack of the century and guess what that is Avocado brownies, okay And Chris is like come on you tried to make her look like shit. No, I didn't all right look And I know that you guys have been waiting for this reunion to like you guys could all gang up on me and clap down on the new people

and make us look bad and Jackson's like, welcome to my show! Yeah. I'm sorry, I tried to help you. So sorry, I won't happen again, but if you wanna hang out later, just call me because I think I'm free. And he's just like playing with his collar,

like trying to make sexy face, but he's all stressed out. Yeah, he's got stress sexy face on. So now, let's talk about the witches and weos. So you guys all hate each other now, right? What's going on? Yes. So, uh, Kristen's like, um, okay. So Andy's like, okay, in Miami, Kristen claims she treated you with more kindness when

shorts was fucking around on you for years, Katie. What do you have to say about that? She's like, um, she was going super low, Andy. That was her going low. And Kristen's like, oh, just wanted my friends to be there for me. Like, oh, it was there for you. Yeah.

And Sassy's like, Kristen, Kristen, this is like, Kristen, Kristen, this is like when you, Kristen, Kristen, Kristen, she sort of gets stuck in this loop of just yelling, Kristen, Kristen, seriously, Kristen, Kristen, this is like, Kristen, this is like when you, Kristen, Kristen, Kristen, she sort of gets like stuck in this loop of just yelling Kristen, like Kristen, Kristen, seriously, Kristen, Kristen, this is like, this is like, this is like, Kristen, like someone saw me, Kristen, Kristen, Kristen, Kristen. So the basic fight here, and we've, we've heard about this just from Facebook posts, from people who were listening to Stasi's podcast, Katie went on there and they were talking about this storyline and that basically they said, Kristen came to them and said, like, he's toxic and I want you guys to expose him

on the show, like help me expose how horrible he is and all of this. And so they tried to do that. But Kristen once they brought it all on camera, Kristen acted like she was being victimized and got all mad. Okay, I can kind of see that, but you're still fucking wrong. Listen, we've all had that friend, and I've been this friend also, by the way, so I've been on both sides of this, where you're just in a relationship, you're venting all the time, your friends get fucking sick of hearing it, and here's what I do.

I say, I'm not listening to this anymore. I can't advise you on this anymore. I'm sorry it hurts you, but I can't, like this is too much. You don't just like try and get them kicked off filming from their so and try and ruin their whole life and career, which is what they did, you know. Yeah, let the, let the, let the problematic actions against faith do that for you. It's very, it's very simple. Yeah. If you want to her off the show, so, yeah. No, but it's true though, like, like it's- Are you drinking water when you said that?

No, I- I could hear. But it's true though, like if you want, like, like it- Also, they kind of made it about them, like clearly she's having- I understand the frustration, but like we were there for her and then she makes seem like, where are the bad friends? I'm like, I think you guys were waiting for an excuse to just basically pile on to Mariposa while she's flailing about literally in her room knocking things off the walls, okay? So basically and then SantaVall comes to Kristen's defense in his really weird way she's listening, knowing Kristen from being in relationship with her when she's level jacks,

listen she's an over-ventor, okay? She's just an exhausting over-ventor. Like, you ever like walk down the sidewalk in New York City on a hot day and then you walk over the subway grads, you're like, damn it, look all that venting air. It's hotter than I already am and I can't deal this right now. That's what she is.

Yeah, she's like basically a wolf of smoke that like makes your ball sweat, Andy. That's what I'm saying. To give you all that was okay when you got to serve her as not okay when I do it, does my venting have an expiration date? smoke that like makes your ball sweat, Andy. That's what I'm saying. It's like, we all bet, what's okay when you go to super, it's not okay when I do it. Does my venting have an expiration date? What about my venting? Like, yes, it does, it's fucking a boxes, okay.

Well, she's like, why is mine the only venting that has an expiration date? She's like, well, Kristen, here's the thing. It's like, you're basically like a bus on a hot summer day, and that has not had a smog check and you walk behind it And it belches out fumes that are super hot and smoky anything to yourself I think this bus needs to get a smog check now. That's basically what she is Yeah, so that's pretty I mean that's their fight and Katie comes at it very calmly like they've both been

Everybody's like that's been prepped for this answer right so she's like well look You told us you wanted your our help and exposing him and she's like oh well sorry is so toxic Because you'll have this perfect life and the last thing you need to hear about is your friend not having these moments like buying a house or getting married Yeah And christen starts saying this stuff about like you know, I'm not saying it was right this summer I mean I was definitely like out of my mind, but like every time you guys bash Carter and maybe want to protect him Or sorry shoulder roll shoulder roll. Sorry. That's the way it is I was just like in August. I just was like in that place where I was like fuck filming fuck you guys

I'm gone Which is a cheat that they've been using in the previous to make it look like Kristen quits the whole show on this. Yeah. This episode you bastard, you got me again! Yeah, and so Bo's like, listen, I understand why everyone's getting frustrated. Like, your friends are hearing the same thing over and over and over again to the point where it's like, I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! At least the van pump goes,

EXACTLY! I was like, what, what, what, what dog do you have in this race? can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. At least the fan pump goes, exactly. I was like, what, what, what, what, what dog do you have in this race, or horse in this race, Lisa, to pick two of your famous favorite animals? Yeah. So they go on, on, on, and on about this. Anything else you want to say in here? I do. I thought it was funny when Katie, Katie made herself a martyr in this shows. Well, you know, when you hurt, I hurt with you. And then you would share that with me. And I would feel hurt and then you would leave.

And I would still hurt because that's just a sort of person. I'd be building my little Lego, Lego buildings with mismatched colors. And I would just be sitting there thinking, God, I know what we're playing with Legos and everything should be awesome. but I'm hurting. I'm hurting so hard. I moved from the couch to the bed and I thought, ow. I mean, that's what you've done to me, Kristen. That is what you've done. I'm hurting, Kristen! I'm hurting from your hurt and then the next day you would show up as if nothing happened and then you'd bring them around again and I'm like I'm still hurting from your heart and the like oh, then I stepped on a little bit But I'm hurting because I'm just that good of a person Yeah, and sausage like you may not look like assholes at the reunion and like I was like fuck her then

Then fuck her and then we see a clip of Kristen freaking out like I'm sorry Yeah, and and so yeah because basically Stasi thought that Kristen was gonna like come to the reunion and be like, oh I really close house after you get on, I'm sorry, I never post a cook-off, but she wasn't like that, which is why they got really, really mad. And so then Katie starts, she starts this monologue where she's talking about how, and you know, that's just like, you know, like you are defending Carter aggressively and then acting like we were crazy. And that's just like when I lost trust. And you know, it's just, it's really hard. And we have a lot of history is like, whew whew whew. She's like trying to have this like moment and Jackson Brittany's

dogs. We're not being cool guys. Not being cool guys. I know. That was so Katie too. She's like, finally, I'm getting something to say in this reunion and Jackson's dogs are like no, you're not bitch Could he's like seriously with the dog seriously? And you know Jackson Brit just went and put their dogs in the dryer you know they did We're gonna have a tournament see how long we can last the dryer So so questions like you know what hindsight is 2020 and I can see why they were annoyed Cook off a new boyfriend, so that should probably fix things right? Cook off. Well, Lola you confronted Carter for not contributing financially, but our favorite housewife,

Sashol Medea, said flat out that you're a goddamn hypocrite because you live off a fat guy in the hills. So, when you think about that, she's like, um, we're comparing two different things, Andy, because like, if they were happy and amazing, I wouldn't bring it up. But like, when my friend is being sucked right emotionally, it's like, dude, what are you doing? Have your lips gotten bigger during this, during this episode? You know, Daniel, my old brand brought me a, brought me a gift and do you actually so. And and by the way, I just want everyone to realize that my implication is

that Rand and I are happy and amazing. I just want to reiterate that we're so happy, so amazing, despite being in the midst of some very difficult legal work that I cannot talk about with a man who I cannot say whose name he is, but he is a rapper and he is very famous. And the fact that we're in a feud with him sort of elevates my fame as well. So I'm sorry, I cannot talk about this. So Stasi wishes Kristen well, basically. And she's like, and Carter can suck ass, okay?

So there's that. So Andy's like, Kristen, don't imagine me, but I think that his perspective will be interesting. James, you know what it's like to be excluded. What was it like to see how Katie and Stasi treated Kristen? Yeah. Well, it was something I could have predicted was gonna happen, girl. It's not the first time they've knocked Kristen.

Stasi and Katie have abandoned that friendship a few times. And last time I objected, she's still not walking back at Sird, where are amg girl? You know, it's just what happens, Andy. You know, you've got friends and they get on with their lives and they find happiness and they buy homes and then, you know, Kristen's just not doing any of that. Sorry! All she's doing is, is, you know what she's doing, looking at her in her square. She's rotating around like she's stuck in a spin cycle somewhere. What's going on with her?

Oh my god. Her zoom square has actually fallen over on its side. I've never seen that before. I'm sorry, I was trying to drink a drink, of the camera Andy, sorry it'll never happen again. You ever think that Chris Dan sometimes looks like Slumber being sucked into the Ghostbusters thing? You know what I'm saying, girl? So he asked her what the most hurtful thing about being excluded was. And she's like how the engagement party was a hardest Andy and Fanderson pumps like I know how she feels because I up and down like a rollercoaster And I just didn't want Stasi to regret anything This year I just don't want Stasi to have any regrets at all Andy Extremely important that this year out of every, Stasi has no stress at all or regrets. So, Stasi, when you're talking about, though,

which is a weaw on, you said you were like the Beyonce and you were ready to leave Destiny's Child. So, what's up with that? Did you call the cops on yourself? Pfft. Beyonce is just written in and said that you have called the cops on her so uh sauce is like listen if you do not think you're with the Beyonce of your own

life what the fuck are you doing which in Italy I can't fight I cannot fight with that I cannot fight with that well Katie's like I think she just meant she wanted to leave the group and handy guess well she didn't say she was Kelly Roland and ballas like yeah, because I don't think that Kelly Roland wanted to leave Dresden his child because they was the only one Andy you know, it'd be quiet Michelle over there. Okay be quiet Yeah, exactly that's such a good way to put it so Yeah, anyway, be your own beyond you better start making some lemonade girl. There's stasis. There's stasis recovery business So anyway, hey, what's the current state of the relationship and Kristen's like there isn't one?

Sorry, I just knocked over my dresser Yeah, and he's like, well, you know, you've had some distance you all seem to see your parts in this So stasi if you're wedding was tomorrow, would Chris sent me invited? Hmm, big questions, huge questions all year. Stasi, when the time comes for us to finally film your wedding, which we are gonna do on Vanderbomb rules,

will Chris and be invited? Well, two cast members be able to show up at your wedding. That's gonna be on this show. And she's like, uh, I'm too much of a pussy to answer that, Andy. And I'm like, do you conflicted? Mr. Thurver conflicted? No, probably not. Let's face it now. It is kind of crazy. Yeah, we'll be back on the next week. We'll be back next week for the Ravitar rules, we're gonna just continue for five parts. Yes, we're gonna just stress this out of 2021. Wow, there is something, there is like, I think I like, like,

Stasi and Kristen, given that they've had this feud and a Middle East Katie's part of it too, but there is something so poetic about the fact that they've had this feud and a Middle East Katie's part of it too, but there is something so poetic about the fact that they just both go down together. Like, like, there is something, this season has had some poeticism to it. I'm not gonna lie, people have not liked it, but the way it ended and now with what's happened

from yesterday and today, it's kind of like, yeah, I mean, that's the first thing you said when the season finale aired, you said it felt like a series finale. Yeah, and it wasn't just me, a lot of people felt that way. Who knows, who knows what the future is for this show? We are time to show detail.

So, we are gonna be back tomorrow. Beverly Hills is not new tonight. So in case you missed it, you may not have heard this if you don't listen to our top chef recaps Which you should but we are changing up our programming a little bit You know van operned rules is wrapping up Beverly Hills. We don't know when it's coming back because we've heard rumors that it might be on high a desk a little bit while production catches up and So in the meantime we are adding marriage medicine LA to our schedule and selling sunset, you know, because why not? But marriage medicine L.A. was not new this week either. So tomorrow we are recapping season two episode one of selling sunset. If you want to get caught up on season one that was on our bonus episodes for the past two weeks.

So go check that out on L.P.G.on and yeah, we're gonna have a lot of fun. Yeah, we decided to make fun of those little birds. We've decided to start branching out a little bit. You know, we see the, we see the world, the way it's going, and it's time to maybe stretch all wings a little bit as well. So if you have favorite shows that you think might be good for us to get into on different channels, let us know what they all we are going to hear from you. We want to make fun of, there's a whole world of idiots out there that need to be made fun of. And we want to do that, we want to be those people. Yeah, so thank you guys so much for being here. We love you, we hope you're staying safe out there, hope you're staying healthy,

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