Watch What Crappens - Winter House: Denial Is Not Jess A River In Egypt

Episode Date: December 9, 2022

Jess and Kory are totally, TOTALLY embark on an exclusive relationship after Vermont guys, and don't you dare tell her otherwise! That's her journey on Winter House this week, which also sees Austen both sitting on the hot seat and then trying to put Ciara on it later (and failing). Miserable people in melting snow - what a time to be alive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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All right, let's get into this Vinta house. I'm shot at me Vinta house, I'm shot at me. Vinta house in. So we're back in the middle of Dick Touchgate. And basically they're all at this bar. And Amanda does not like that Carl and Lindsay are existing without knowing that Austin spreading rumors. So she's like, you know, in order to be in a happier relationship, you have to have the whole truth.

And I feel like Carl doesn't have that. Carl. Well, Carl still doesn't know about the dick grab. And Rachel's like, well everyone's having in-depth conversations, Jason. And he's like, oh, you smell so good. And she goes, this mercury that tastes like shit, you want to try it? He's like, oh, you smell so good. And she goes, this Mercury to taste like shit. You want to try it?

He's like, oh, he just keeps trying. Like, he's just, he's like, okay, I'm gonna go take a shot with everyone else. Bye. She's trying to throw everything in the way of them kissing. Right, like, oh, Margarita grows.

Oh, look at the rafter. Have you ever seen a rafter like that? Look up, look up and away from my face. So, do I tell Carl, then I'm not sure if this is true, but I think he should know. And the girls are like, yeah, do it, do it. Because I don't care if Carl knows or not. They're just mad that this is not caused

a big blowout fight yet. That's all they want. They want Lindsay to lose her down mine and she has not lost her mind yet. Every time they turn to Lindsay, Lindsay's like, oh, okay, thanks for telling me. And there's no fight. And they turn to Lindsay, Lindsay's like, oh, okay, thanks for telling me. And just no fight. And they're getting pissed, right?

So Kyle is standing with Austin and Craig. And he's like, the thing now is that Carl doesn't understand the part of that, my, and when I hear something like that, it spooks me out a little bit for Carl. It spooks me out a little bit. Now I am the friend who hires Kyle's who work at a liquor company when he's trying to be sober But really I really care about Carl's best interest here. That's all I'm caring about right now

I love that it like actually spooks him out. It doesn't just make him feel weird He's actually spooked out like he saw a ghost or something. Oh, no, it's a pumpkin head and the pumpkin head Isana rumored about Lindsay. Oh, I'm spooking Also the guy that was trying his best to get people not to tell Amanda that he fucked somebody else a few seasons ago. So awesome. So Austin's like, what are you asking of me? What are you trying to ask of me?

And he's like, Carl needs to be in the know. And then boom, dumb, we can go on with our lives. Meanwhile, Carl Lindsay is still doing the, like, we're so in love because Craig's talking to Lindsay. He's like, hey, did you have a nice time? Yeah. And Carl's like, yeah, it's been fun. It's been great December to remember.

I love it. This is a lot. He went to Jared. Yeah, I think it's because it's okay, too. Yeah, I'll just, you know, cover all the bases. So Amanda is still trying to get her gumption up. She's like, I'm going gonna talk to Lindsay. Oh my god I'm gonna throw up and I have to do it because it's so unfair that we're all talking about this

But crawling Lindsay are here and they don't know about it. So the girls are like do it. Do it. You can do it We believe in you. So they're watching while Amanda goes to pull Lindsay aside and's like, so I think you might have heard some rumblings. And Lindsay goes, oh, what's the rumor now? What is it now? Is there a rumor that you can get some really good low prices at marshals? It'll love marshals.

And Amanda's like, no, it's not a rumor when it's coming from Austin. Which by the way, that's like the definition of a rumor is something that comes out of Austin's mouth That's a definition of just a flat out lie, okay, and so Lindsay's like, but I don't know an Austin is She's like, well, he's saying that on my wedding night you trying to touch his dick and the music just goes the music just goes, arrrr. Oh god. And it's like, um, I never tried it. Touches it, like, well, it's our thing.

And I never tasted him to like, not tell anyone, no. So, that's not his story. Well, one seems to be the problem, Amanda. One seems to be the problem. So like, well, I'm telling you what people are talking about. OK, well, you're like kind of being like a grizzly now. And I mean, I'm sorry.

I'm just like letting you know what Austin's saying. As long as he's like, I appreciate that. And I will go find out what Austin's telling people and about trying to grab a stick. Lizzie just thinking her mind like, how many photos does she have to crop Amanda out of now? How many New Year's parties are not going to be invited to? And this is so funny because again, here Amanda is wanting a fight from Lindsay.

And Lindsay's just like, what have her? So I grabbed somebody's dick. Is that supposed to be huge news? You know we're on summer house, right? Hey, can we roll a 30 minute clip of me grabbing people's dick? That would be great, man. Thank you. She goes, I don't know what happened. Like, I was there. I was the one who was like, physically there, and I like, I passed out with like a bottle of red in one hand and McDonald's in another and like, no sandwiches. So I don't have a third hand to touch anyone's dick.

Which I would love the big reveal is that she does have a third arm. It's like, it's just, it's like a secret like alien arm that's like, can touch dick's dick, which I would love the big reveal is that she does have a third arm. It's like it's like a secret like alien arm that's like can touch dick so no dick grabbing arm. It only comes out when it's dick grabbing time. And so she's standing up now to walk away and she's like so is there a problem Amanda like what do you want from all of this basically? And Amanda's like well I guess it's because you and Carl were telling people in my wedding that you were dating and then this happened that night And onesies like but Carl was my day near wedding So yeah, but you were telling people that you guys were dating dating and Lindsay just looks at her and goes Who did I say that to? Everyone you guys literally had to go to rap for sitting out there with ribbons on

them because they were on sale for the holiday season. And then we see a montage of like Lindsay and Carl telling everyone like, you're gonna go to Shaw. I love you so much. I love you so much. And also, I didn't notice this or maybe I did at the time I forgot, but they're standing in front of something that's like, leave your email address, and it's all shaped like coffins or headstones. Did you notice that? I did not. Who decorates their wedding to look like tombstones in a empty graveyard, creepy and fitting,

because I'll give you another three. So Carl's like, oh, they're both independently talking to me last night, And who cares? Let's just move past it. So, it goes around Jess. And Jess is talking to the girls because she just like, she just wants to talk about Corey. So, she's like, um, do I just have like goggles on or is Corey actually attractive? My guys love goggles on top of goggles. And Paige is like,

yeah, I think Corey is like very attractive at least for Someone who shops at JC penny No thing. So Corey's like just like yeah like Corey's like not even my usual type like isn't that crazy like a hot guy Who treats me like shit like that's not my type at all whatsoever? Yeah, like the other night We were talking and he said, your ex is very attractive. And I was like, if I was going for attractive guys, I would have gone for Luke. And Paige is just like,

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I like to have to look at this and see how he goes. Yeah, you know, like personality makes up for everything. It's like really? Because we have not seen any from Corey as far as I can tell. I know, why are we acting like we're talking about the time to make the donut sky? I mean, they're talking about like they're acting like they're talking about the most hideous.

And Amanda's like, well, I mean, Cory is fine, but like based on experience, don't pigeonhole yourself with one man. You are saying that says the woman who wind until the dude who cheated on her multiple times and lied constantly asked her for her hand in the air. Are you fucking kidding? Oh my God. Please someone bring a chair out here. So this lady can sit down. And then Amanda, then they're giving just like a pep talk. Like, remember, you're hot and man goes, yeah, you're Lindsey Hubbard hot and pitch goes, then they're giving Jess like a pep talk. Like, remember, you're hot and Amanda goes, yeah, you're Lindsey Hubbard hot and Peach goes, that is so rude.

You might as well just say that she's married to Archie Bunker. Rachel's like, no, you're worth. My worth is a ETH or in BTC, which would you like to know? So Craig is talking to Austin and he's wasted. And he's like, no matter what happens right now, cleanse your power. Man, that man, he says, but go forth. Now, fine.

And Craig is just loving this, you know? Right. So page then is telling, telling Jess, like, don't show him all your cards. She's basically saying, operate the way I do, which is in a world of severe games. And so Jess is like, I can understand where like pages coming from, but I also think she's projecting, like it's not your relationship. I like Cory.

Cory likes me. We're gonna date after her. Okay, I don't wanna hear anything else. Like, shut up. Then don't bring it up. Yeah, exactly. And people like this make me crazy. Like, oh my God, you guys,

we are talking about my real, how dare you talk about my relationship? How fucking dare you? Do you think he likes me? I mean, I am saying that Paige is definitely like, you know, when Paige is saying like, don't show your cards, it is very gamey, but she's not necessarily wrong. So like, just don't give yourself over to a, like, an obvious fuckboy. I believe she should follow her heart. And if she likes him, and he likes her, who the fuck care is about how slower, faster

going? They should just go for it, because they like being around each other. But the problem is, if she took some time to look at some of the signs, she would realize he doesn't, he's just not as into you as you are with him. But he's also a fuckboy, So he's kind of leading around too. So this point of story is Two terrible people on our screens. Yeah, I was kind of say follow your heart her hurt is an asshole Okay, she's an asshole. So I don't care what happens to her. I don't care. I hate her But like you know, she's on my nerves on this show. So Craig is a

Huh, that means oh, oh man on my nerves on this show. So Craig is I'm not. Huh? That means Oh, oh, I'm in my nerves. I just made an acronym. I met an acronym. I'm in an element. I'm in. So Craig is dancing like an idiot. And Corey's comes up to Jess and he's like kissing her. And he's like, he's starting to travel. So then Lindsay is with Austin and look at the bar. Now she is, okay. Are you ready? at the bar now. She is okay. Are you ready for the new room?

Remember the new room? And then you're telling people Austin that I touch your dick that night. And Austin just gives like a face of cool. It's insane. It's insane right now. Listen, no, I said you made an advance. And she goes, I mean an advance?

Because yeah, for it. Yeah. And then we get flashbacks of him being like, she touched my cock. Her hand was on my cock. I tried to let it go, you know, but it was like a rabbit raccoon. And I had to like get shots afterwards because I got old lady rabies.

And she's like, what are you talking about? And then she goes, okay, well, did you try to grab his dick? Did you try to grab his dick? That's the question. And she's like, in the middle of McDonalds? And looks like I'll have a Big Mac initial. Whoa, those are two fast food places,

mixing in that metaphor. Not eating my other ones are really what I carry. Now, I'm not really a Big Mac person, but a Big Mac with maple syrup. Whoa. Wow. Life changing. By the way, while everyone is listening to this recap,

I am actually in Minnesota, although I'm not recording in Minnesota, but by the time people hear it, I'll be in Minnesota. And you bet your darn two-toned faces. I'm looking for a hat dish in some maple syrup. So, you know, I'll report back on that front. So Lensy's like, I mean, I'm a touchy-filly person. And looks like, yeah, well, don't do that either, because you're gonna get in trouble for touching people around here. Also, like, oh my God, Lensy is usually like, so what?

So I grabbed his dick, who cares? So the fact that she's not caught up into it means that Carl is unaware, and it sucks that it's even getting brought up. You brought it up! I up. You brought it up! I know. You brought it up 100%. Now I will say Lindsey did seem a little bit different

than usual when dealing with a rumor. She looked a little like, she looked a little, not during the headlight, but she looked uneasy and she didn't know what to say or do, which was surprising, because she does always like, well because I think she would normally, well I think she would normally, because if she didn't know what to say or do, which was surprising, because she does know it was like. Well, because I think she would normally, well, I think she would normally,

because if she didn't do it, you know, she was like, I looked at it like this. I'm being baited into making an ass out of myself right now over this fucking loser. But if I make myself, if I go crazy over this, it's gonna look like I like him,

or he's trying to make it look, because Austin's whole game is trying to get people to fight over him, you know? That's all he ever does is pit women against each other to find over him. And it's like she's smart enough to know that now and she's refusing to do it, you know? So it's like, do I yell at this guy

or do I just pretend it's funny and let it go? And she just chooses that. Which, listen, for maturity levels, great, but that officially means that you've graduated and you're no longer welcome on this show or this channel. So yeah, unfortunately, you know, grab your grab your fucking cap and gown on the way out. See you in CMT. Yeah, she, this says Lindsey being sober, responding to it to a rumor because you know, if she were drunk, there would be first, here's how Lindsey responds to a rumor when

she's drunk. She leans in and flings her right hand out. Like she's like, huh? Like she does like a presentation with her hand. You know, like she's introducing at like a boat show. So she leans in and does that and then comes the claps. Like, I did not touch your dick. I didn't touch your dick. Did you think I touched your dick?

I didn't touch your dick. Anyway, if I did touch your dick, I'd be like, I touched your dick. But now she's sober. So she's like, no, I don't do like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like you are the most vibrant person in like an artistic way. Like it can't even be articulated. Like look at me, I'm just like a hot piece of ass. So maybe I get the guys first, but maybe you get them longer and that's fine.

You know, just wait for it. Oh my God, you suck. You are terrible. If you were as hot as you thought you were, you would be a zillionaire right now, really in any crypto or actual cash, okay? Sit down. You said that to somebody.

Listen, listen, I think she is hot, but she's not insightful about anything. She is hot, but I'm saying if you're as hot as you thought you were. Yeah, well, you know what, you're right. I see what you're saying, but guess what, last time I checked the male model who's like a nice guy who also cooks food was barking up Rachel's, actually he barked up

Chess's tree first, but she was too dumb to realize she was a tree. So she, I'm getting lost in my metaphor. She sucks. She sucks. Yeah, she sucks. So then Carl goes over to Lindsay in that group and Lindsay's like, okay, so it went for me

having my hand on Austin's leg to Austin telling me I grabbed this dick, I see where this is going now. And it goes, okay, so maybe you were touching her leg or you were touching his, wait, you were touching his leg or you were touching his dick because you know a dick is different from a leg. You know, I mean, even if you've got a third leg and that third leg is your dick, it's still peace, which makes it different

from other legs. Well, though what happens if you have an erection and you're wearing pants so your dick is sort of like up against your legs. So if you touch the leg, you might touch the dick too. God, there's a lot of scenarios here, huh? So then Austin's like, you know what? I'm just going to stop talking. I'm just going to stop talking. So Carl's like, wow, so busy night at how I was going on over here. Yeah, yeah, it's really busy here. I'm just gonna stop talking. I'm just gonna stop talking. So Carl's like, wow. So busy night at hall was going on over here. Yeah, hi, I can't. It's really busy here. It means it's a good, but like we do know

that like Austin gets himself in trouble every single year is classic and also goes, yeah, yeah, my mouth gets me in trouble. Yeah, it's exactly. He's all mad. I love it. He just didn't work out at all how he wanted it to. So Carl's like,

oh, look at awesome. And I go, well, he's kind of an immature fuckboy sometimes. It's all, am I concerned? No, because I'm near the truth. Now, now, and I'm so secure where I am with Lindsay right now that I'm just going to move on because like, it's so much cheaper to lease for three years than it is to buy For a car that you're gonna want to upgrade later someday someday someday toyota Yeah, get out of the gift that'll make our smile forever So uh He's like, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da of attempting to make an advance on your deck and all things like I just want to go. I just want to go back in time and slap myself in the face. Like, you know, there's no time like the present.

I say just start now and just do it till the end of the season. Yeah, and I like that Lindsey doesn't let it go and she's not getting mad at all. And he's just turning beat red. Like he has just had a massive fail and she's just keeping it going longer and longer. And he's like, God, I just can't I even control myself. Oh, a little bit. I just can't control my mouth. And so it looks like, well, maybe she was trying to find your schnitzel, but couldn't. So she just touched your leg. Oh, that was pretty funny. How was it? Was that a big leg burner or a small penis

burn? Nobody knows. Nobody knows. Commissars, here comes one right now. So then, um, Carl, we go back to the house and Carl and Lindsay are packing to get the hell out of there. And Carl comes in and he's like, I'm glad it worked out with you guys, because you know, that was a lot. And stuff, you know, anybody want you all about it or start a fight about it. It's not too much to go here. I'm just like, America's jamming, so that's all I need. I'm not worried about it. Yeah, and Paige is then talking to Craig in the room going,

Crank, if the date we became exclusive, if you found out that I grabbed someone else's dick that very night, I would have broken up with you. Okay, and if the D we became exclusive. If you found out that I went and shopped at H&M, you should have broken up with me. I was trying to train you Greg. God, Paige is so transparent. She's trying so hard this whole episode

to turn it on Lindsay. And if not gonna work, lady, okay? So Carl and Lindsay, I'm sorry. So the guys are having shots in the kitchen before bed. And you know, they're just being guys like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, they're doing all these grumpy things. I don't really understand.

And Jess is like, Cory, it's time to come to bed. And he's like, okay, so he goes with her, but then he's like, I need water. I need to go get some water now. It's like, no, you're not leaving. I'll get water for us, I'll get it. And he's like, no water. I need to go get some water now. It's like no, you're not leaving. I'll get water for us I'll get it and he's like no, I'll be right back So he goes for more and he's doing shots with the guys again

And then she just stands at the doorway staring the staring at them and she tells us we only have a couple of days left And you're gonna have me and bad right now, but you want to go out with your boys? Right you're making more of an effort with me Because you're pathetic and of an effort with me. Because you're pathetic and mean, you gotta hold them yourself. Oh my God, get therapy. He's not making an effort

because he knows he doesn't have to. Okay, because he knows that you'll still be there in the bed when he's done with his shots. That's why, girl, come on. You don't have to twist the top off of a cup of water. Okay, with him. I like that. Oh, I'm in.

So, um, she's still on men right now. So, um, so then just like, why are you so annoying? I said, well, I got you water. And, and so, uh, she's like, I want something, I want something serious with you. And because, uh, we don't have to talk about this right now. Hey, Jess, that's your red flag. That's your red flag right now.

Okay. Just listen to the words coming out of his mouth and you'll be much, your heart will be protected. And she's like, um, my, my, like, I hate when you say that because there's like not a bad time to talk about it. And he goes, I think when it's two in the morning and we're both drinking, it is a bad time to talk about it. She's like, but okay

Do you want to be with me or not? Do you want to be with me? He's like, yes, I'm going to bed. Bye Yeah, we sure then then Amanda and collar going to bed and she's like, I love you good night and call goes I really love maple syrup. I don't care if you're in love with maple Nuke just Luke just shows up at the doorway. Hey did someone say they love maple syrup. I don't care if you're in love with maple syrup. Luke just shows up at the doorway. Hey, did someone say they love maple syrup? Hey, this might be TMI, but I just got a boner for some reason. Did anybody in here talk about maple syrup?

It's running right along my leg. So, it's also my penis. I'm kind of just a confusing man. So many things happening. So now it's the morning and Carl's waking up. He's like, Tommy, you're going, got away. Now I'm the night. I like his run. Yeah, I like his ring time. It would great by the way. Look great by the way.

It would great by the way. So then, it's his text. So, um, so then Carl's like, you know, I love a good winner, got together, and I was like, excited that we could like show off this new version of ourselves, which basically like the old version of ourselves just pretend to be a new version of ourselves. But I'm really got out of here. I'm not gonna lie. I'm really got out of here.

Yeah, I'm officially ruined Lindsay's reality career. So this is, this has been fun. And Lindsay tells us this has been a very different experience than it was last time in Vermont. And then they basically show all of Lindsay's greatest hits falling on her face, screaming at people. It's like her lifetime achievement award. And if I didn't know that she was on Summer House,

I would be like, you did a great job. Here's your gold watch. It would feel like the end. It feels like the end. It feels like they're rolling the credits on Lindsay. I do agree. It's like the honorary Oscar, you know? I should have never won the Oscar from her acting,

but they're like, well, she's been around long enough. Let's give her a trophy. So Craig's like, this trip has anything has brought me in page closer than we've ever been. And I love waking up to her every morning and having your yell at me about the fact that I paid full price for my boxers. And that ends and then after this trip is over, we don't get to do that anymore. So I'm like, I'm like sad. So Corey FaceTime's his parents, and they're exactly who you think they would be.

He's like, hey guys, and his dad goes, did you get any workout in? Oh god, it starts at home. It really does, and he starts telling, it's actually his dad and his sister, and he starts talking about how long. That's his sister? Well, you know.

I'm just saying cause we're voice. I mean, obviously I didn't even notice it. I just assumed it was the mom because Corey is like, dad, I don't know if I told you, but we got the sleigh signed. And he's like, great, so you're gonna get a workout in. He's like, yeah, dad. And his mom's like, have air sisters like, have a great time.

I know you will. I know you have such mom energy. It was so exaggerated that I actually wondered if it was an inside joke in their family that they put on that accent, because his accent started to become really strong. Something he went from being like, you're actually really cute, by the way, too. Yeah, I'm really excited to open up my dream.

I mean, Charlie, I can't wait to be there. I was like, where did this come from? So then Kyle is like, Gaper Day? I was like, really? Gaper Day is an opportunity to know how to ski. Like, it's an opportunity for people who know how to ski to make fun of people who don't know how to ski. I was really hoping it would be Gaper Day.

It's like a day to celebrate paper that's gay. Gaper Day. But no, it's just about people dressing up on a mountain. So- Or just people with their mouths wide open. For no reason. That's actually the much better explanation than gay people. So Craig drives some people.

I guess some people are doing that and then some people, I don't know, is this the reason? So they're all doing it. Everyone participates in the gay per day. Who would ever miss it? doing it, everyone participates in Gaper Day. Who would ever miss it? Who would ever miss the day where we look at gay paper swans? They do so many activities on this show

that I will never, ever do, and I looked out on them for doing in the first place that they all just kind of blend together. Have to say, I'm like, wow, there they are. They're doing more stupid shit. Yeah, there they are. I mean, they really do so many activities that we will never Participate in like they're they are skiing. They are snowboarding. There they are. They are fucking welcoming Austin into their social circle. So Jason and Craig's car Craig is driving and Jason's like was there any resolution last night with Lindsay and Craig's like,

yeah, without the drinking, the explosiveness just isn't there. Everyone's all disappointed. So then Sierra is driving Jess and Rachel and she's like, do you think that Lindsay like felt left out with all of us? Because like all the girls were hanging out and she was just with the guys. Rachel, it sounds like someone else we know. Just kidding, Jess. Jess is like, thank you.

That's actually a compliment that I wasn't with you guys. So, Jess is like, whatever, no problem, America for Rera. And so then I was skiing time. And they're like, it's like sad, because there's like no snow left. There's like one, there's like one sort of like three, three foot wide path that's no and the rest is just like dirt. And so they're all going down and having fun and it's

being silly. And they're skiing and and then Justin Cori are on a ski lift and just like, man, that's hard. And he's like my dick. And she's like, and then Cory throws us a snowball at Paige and she responds exactly, I'd expect by going, ow, wow. Why would you, I'm gonna like shove this. I'm gonna come over there and jam my pole up your fucking ass which means a lot because I bought this pole half off. Okay, I'm willing to jeopardize it.

So then we see Luke and Austin standing around and Luke goes, whoa, they tapped the trees here, huh? Must have said, I don't know. He's like, yeah, well, that's that coming out of those trees. Oh, really, really Luke? Yeah. Wow, sad. Dripping tree, the third leg of the forest. My right.

Sounds like that tree had a boner if you know what I'm saying. So Jason is like trying to be romantic with Rachel and he's like, hey, since you're not comfortable skiing, why don't you jump on me for a ride and I'll bring you down. She's really? Yeah, it's been done before. And then they show him doing it last year with Lindsay. Oh, Jason, God. You're turning into not only having no game, but to having bad game. Like, this is turning into bad game. You're doing, you're recreating a scene with Lindsay

from last year. No. I just felt bad for his back. Honestly, I was like, what are you doing to yourself? OK. So then, now they're, then they're just like more skiing. And then at one point, they're all all standing online to take the ski lift back up And Austin's like doing a selfie on the banana and they just falls over which was really nice

I really appreciated the out of nowhere fall over like he literally was doing nothing and and God just said you know what I'm knocking him over right now. It's time everyone. You're welcome So they go inside and are chatting. Sierra and Rachel are talking. And Sierra's like, so how are you feeling about the trip coming to an end? She's like, I don't know. It's like bittersweet. Yeah, but are you gonna like drive back with Jason

or like what's up with that like? And Rachel says, well, he's such a sweet guy, but he does look far for me because I live in Brooklyn and he's in Harlem. And that's like basically a long distance relationship. So I'm not really sure. Yeah, she goes. He's a really sweet person and no matter what happens, romantic or not, emphasis on not because you never really mean romantic.

When you say romantic or not, he's definitely going to be a friend forever. Oh, look, I already friendzoned him by the end of the sentence. That worked out well. So then, uh, Luke's like, wow, Jess, you did a really good job there. And Jason, so it's Jason, Jess and Luke, right. So Jason's like, so how are you in Cory doing? Jess, is he treating me right? She goes, yeah.

And then we cut to Austin talking to Cory. And he's like, how are you just doing this fine thing, right? It's nuts. You and Jess, it's nuts. And Cory's like, yeah, she likes me and I like her, but like, she's not used to liking guys so quickly, so she's like coming up with reasons, like, hey, are you talking to girls back home?

And I'm like, duh, obviously, you're talking to God, like we're both talking to people back home. Fuck, duh. Yeah, is she talking to people back at home or just in the metaverse? So she's like, yeah, I just feel like this hat when you're in this house, a lot of insecurities come out and then you're dating someone.

And then you're just like, you know, you just wanna be looked at in a sort of way and they're like, wait, you're dating. And she's, well, I mean, what would you guys call it? Is that not dating? And they're kind of like, I think it's just like hooking up or whatever. So, should I call it dating?

And so Jason goes, well, maybe that's like a question for Corey, you know? And she's like, I just want to leave her exclusive, you know? So, they're basically kind of like girl, like you are really escalating this relationship way more. I mean, the fact that she's saying that they're dating and they haven't been beyond the bedroom is kind of hilarious. And Corey is telling Austin, yeah, these trips make it go faster. I mean the fact that she's saying that they're dating and they haven't been beyond the bedroom is kind of hilarious and Chorris telling Austin yeah, these trips make it go faster and I'm like, you know, let's just wait and see what happens and it comes back to Jason saying so you guys are leaving here exclusive and she's like, um, yeah, like in a perfect world

Yeah, I would leave here. I would be exclusive and then cast a quarry going like we're not gonna leave here being exclusive and then Kestakori going like, we're not gonna leave here being exclusive. So then Jason's like, listen, here's my advice because I've been down this path before, just take it slowly and she goes, um, I'm a female, but I don't take it light and I'm not gonna take it slow. He likes me.

I like him. She says, I'm a female, we don't take it slow. Oh. She goes, I'm not gonna, I don't know why I wrote, I don't take it light. She goes, I'm not gonna take it slow. He likes me. I like him and I'm not gonna take it slow. We have a very good connection. I'm very optimistic about it. I don't have and many doubts at all. What? So ever, do you like me? Do you still like me?

Yeah, very do. No, you don't go, don't go to the shop. I'll get it. I'll get the water. You stay here. Stay here. Stay here. Why'd you go to the shop, I'll get it, I'll get the water, you stay here, stay here, stay here, why'd you go to the shop? And Jason's like, okay then, keep it heavy, I guess. So then we go inside and Amanda's like, oh my God, like we're so crazy, you guys, my right. I mean, look how much fun we're having, like we do this. And then I just think like at one point, we're going to be parents. Yeah, she just started to talk about how she wants to raise kids in the suburbs and

Rachel's like, I'm going to die in this. Yeah, actually, enjoy the suburbs, losers. So then Sierra's like, yeah, I'm going to move back down south of kids and page me while it's having. She's having a conundrum because she doesn't really see herself as having kids in the city, but she also doesn't want to move into the areas around New York City. And could she see herself moving to Charleston? She's like, ew, like, I don't know if I could adapt to Charleston.

Like, it's a lot of florals, a lot of smiling, like, no one wears black. Like, I've never seen anyone in a black leather pant. That's like my whole personality, disgusting. Ew. Um, you should watch Southern charm a little more because, um, none of the- That's not true. Yeah, Catherine Dennis were so

as damn pants every day of her life, you know. So Austin is doing cheers to being a great group of friends. Love you all. And he's like, Sierra, treat your shot. She goes, don't tell me what to do. And Pitch goes, okay, that's our cue. We gotta go.

Austin is here for you, and good camp. Let's go. Yeah. So now everyone's back at the house and showering and everything and Luke's burping by himself. He's like, oh, that's bad. That was a bad, oh yeah, that was a bad two. Well, that's like the sound of tree makes when you tap it,

you know? I just tap myself. So Austin's texting Olivia and he says, and she's like, baby, it's like a million wives. That's her thing. And he says, I'm still annoyed if you weren't off the comp. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. Yeah. So mad that when I decided to have a girlfriend here because I was left out that you weren't able to come so mad. But then, then Sierra trips on a bag and then sushi arrives and call it and then Kyle eats

a whole thing of wasabi and he's like, ah! And then, and now Amanda's like, guys, let's play a game of truth or dare drink. It's a pong game. We throw a ball into a cup. You got to do what the cup says. Yeah, we're going to play a game so Austin can have a scene and get mad because he tried with Lindsay really hard and it didn't work. So we're going to try and make this happen for him.

Okay, guys, we'll just use the same questions as last time. So now just goes to Kyle's room and you can talk for the first time all season. I'd like to add like when did these two ever talk to each other? Yeah, I mean, they show a clip of them talking but it's Brand-o and it was like yeah, it was a weird it was a weird moment So she goes to his room and he's like my last isn't cooperated fucking I like goddamn fuck. Yes, he's shit It's like yeah, I want to talk to you buddy. So you got a second. Oh nice little room you have here

Nice. Yeah, what's shaking to you buddy, so you got a second? Oh nice little room you have here. Nice to go. What's shaking? What's shaking, Jess? Well, I was like talking like Jason earlier and Jason was kind of like, take it slow, take it step by step. Like what, you're telling me to pump my breaks on something?

Like I'm happy about, okay, don't tell me to pump my breaks about something I'm happy about. Like piss me off because like, why is everyone being such pessimist? Like sometimes it feels like people are trying to Minimize it mostly page and Jason What where where what no one said no one said anything that this wasn't a real thing they're just saying like Chill out a little bit. Let's check some mess. So I was like, yeah, well people are gonna offer opinions because that's what our group does

So you know what I say trust yourself Because even if you can get even if you hurt you can say you know what I put it out there This what I just told my eyeball about wasabi. I was like, you know what you were little too up and they were those Abby, but then, you know, at least you know what was Abby feels like now. You know what I'm saying? She's just like, and then, then Jess tells us, I just want like all the tell all the haters that just because your relationship sucks doesn't mean mine does too. So why would you want something to fail for even blossoms? I'm like, is there a blossom coming or is this just like all the plants I try to grow here at my house? Which is that they grow for a little bit and then the leaves fall off and then I get sad because I kind of think it might be that situation So they're like let's play guys versus girls. I'm I just sort of I hate these people sometimes

So pages like okay, truth guys, and I was just like oh is it to me? Okay, okay guys who has a good truth question? Hey boys, let's huddle. Let's huddle boys. Okay, the greatest question ever. Amanda, what's the last time you had sex? I know, you've limited size the greatest question. Samantha's like, before we came here, that's it.

And then Paige, then Paige is like, I just had sex like a couple of minutes ago. And then Rachel says that she had sex the day before they got here. And then Sierra is like, oh yeah, and I was like the day before that. So like 15 days. And I was like, what? I can't even bring my girl here,

but Sierra is banging like, okay, okay. I'm not that bad. When's the last time you had sex, bitch. And he says, the day before I came here. So what? So what? She goes, who cares? I'm single, you're single bitch and he says the day before I came here so what so what she goes who cares I'm single you're single because exactly but I can't bring my girlfriend here I can't bring my girl here like she tells us the two situations are not even connected so I'm confused about what this little fuck boy is yelling about like your mad that I had sex, you think you're the last person that I had sex with, honey.

Oh, God, so he's trying, you know, I mean, I'm trying to get out of logic. He doesn't have any, he just wants a big fucking fight because that's what he does, you know. He's like, oh, you just get a little woman now. That's what I do. So I think his logic, I'm not saying I endorse this logic, but I think this is his logic. Because by the way, I never endorse Austin's logic. But

I think what he's thinking is, oh, I wasn't allowed to bring Olivia because Sierra has not found anyone since she saw me. And so it would be really hard for her to see me have moved on. And she hasn't been able to move on. And then he finds out that she had sex. Like, wait, she has moved on. She made me think she hadn't moved on, which is't been able to move on. And then he finds out that she had sex. Like, wait, she has moved on. She maybe thinks she had moved on, which is such a self-centered view of the world. You know, I thought the only way I can make sense of Austin's, like his frustration in the situation.

Yeah, it's basically like you're making it seem like I was hurting your feelings because you were still into me and I was bringing another girl here. He's still trying to pit two women against each other. This is what he's doing, you know? But that's not why it's not the same. It's not the same because you were trying to pit them together. You were trying to pit them against each other since Southern charm when you didn't get your way that one night. And Olivia brought like some innocent date to a dog wedding. And so you immediately went and fuck Sierra as revenge sex to get mad, to get

Olivia mad. And you pitted Sierra against Olivia. And now you're trying to bring Olivia onto Sierra. So to pit a Sierra against someone else and make her look like a fucking villain, you're an asshole. At the very best, it'll just be like the Olivia and Sierra gonna have awkwardness between themselves. And she doesn't want to deal with awkwardness on her trip. It has nothing to do with the fact that she has, like has or has not moved on in life. He's just terrible. What a terrible person.

What a terrible terrible person. So great to watch. Not really. Because it's like having an argument. I'm not fun. I just don't with us. I don't think he's fun. He's just like a gen shot of me.

Someone who's just trying way too hard, you know, just to have a moment. But he is. No, he's terrible. I'm just saying I'm happy that I'm feeling something with this show because sometimes there are episodes where I'm like, and now they're skiing, and now they're drinking, and now they're skiing and drinking.

At least now I, like I'm riled up, makes me happy to be riled up. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Like I'm riled up makes me happy to be riled up So Amanda's like it's not a drinking I mean it's a drinking game not an argument game And I was just like oh the hypocrisy in the house that is unbelievable and serious like what does that have to do with you bringing the girl here and he's like everything So she's like I'm allowed to fuck someone else when I'm not in the house I think oh this is hypocrisy to the max

So he's like if I if Sierra would have brought a guy in this house I would have been like what's going on nice to meet you, but I have I bring Olivia I'm disrespecting Sierra by the way no Nice to meet you, but I have I bring Olivia. I'm disrespecting Sierra. By the way, no Austin would 100% not be like that the reason why I know that is because when Lindsay shut up with Carl He avoided them for half the day and was weird and start spreading rumors Yo, I'm not gonna be the fucking welcome wagon So Sarah's like dude shut the fuck up. I think it's like oh, yeah, sure. That's your way to deflecty. yeah, yeah, just deflect. And she's yelling at him and then he's just going,

hey, hypocrisy, hey, hypocrisy with his hands over his ears. And she's like, you know, it would be different if you didn't put me in a bad situation this summer, but you just keep putting me in awkward situation after awkward situation. And how the fuck did this even turn into this? And then Paige jumps in because, you know, she's page and she has to make this about Lindsay. So here comes Paige with her greatest hits.

She's like seriously, Austin, how did this turn into that? And so, um, Paige is like, you want yellow at Lindsay, but you'll yell it Sierra over and over again. I mean, you let Lindsay get away with everything. What did Lindsay do? Lindsay didn't do anything. Stop is how much does Lindsey pay to live inside of your head? Let it go.

Well, I don't know. I liked that page brought this up because I like one of my favorite versions of page is page going after Austin. She does a really good job at it. And I really like the way she goes in. And I think she's kind of just saying that when he and Lindsay had some sort of situation, but then they're always like buddy, buddy and chill about it,

but with anything that Sierra does, Austin is like a huge, huge, huge dick about it. And yeah, maybe Paige may have a ulterior motive because she doesn't like Lindsay, but you know what, she's a reality star. I think she's allowed to have an ulterior motive. And I think that I like that she is calling Austin out on his own hypocrisy,

because he's going around saying that other people are hypocrites, but he is actually the hypocrite. And someone has to call it out, and so I'm glad the page did it. Cut, get Lindsay out of your brain. You're obsessed. You're obsessed. So she's like, you're young like a herd during a game,

because she faxed someone two weeks ago. I mean, she should have fucked everyone in this house, Austin. And he's like, okay. And so she's like, you haven't even talked to her in four months after you fucked her. And he's like, yeah, well, that's the point. And she's like, while you were with your girl, and then you never talked to her again.

Oh no. Page said that, right? Who said that? When you were with your girl, yeah. Then you never talked to her again. Oh no, Paige said that, right? Who said that? When you were with your girl. Yeah, then you never talked to her again, which is correct. Right. And then Paige tells the whole story for people who didn't watch about the whole thing with the dog wetting

and yada yada yada. And basically highlighting the fact that Austin was completely toxic to Sierra. And so it's also just reminiscent of, it's just reminding us the fact that Austin with the toxic person here, and that if he brought Olivia in, he would just be like,

resuscitating a toxic situation, which is what you just said. So, Paige is like, and he would be totally using it the whole time, being like, you know, Olivia, I'm just not sure because I go CCR on, you know, I mean, I'm just not sure, I'm just not sure. I'm maybe telling Sierra, like, yeah,

I'm with Olivia, but like, not together together. I mean, we just decided, I'm like, I don't know, I mean, I'm just not sure. I'm just not sure. I'm not even be telling Sierra like, yeah, I'm with Olivia, but like, not together together. I mean, we just decided. I'm like, I don't know, cause I keep thinking about that night with you and me in Charleston. You know, he'd be trying to pick them against each other during that.

That's 100% what he'd be doing. And then pictures like, bet the bitch that fucked you over and like walked into this house two days ago and you didn't say a fucking word. You apologized to her and like, what the hell? It's awesome. I see you that. you that how did Lindsey fuck him over? How that I'm not clear about.

Yeah, you see that's the page thing that she's not talking about like he fights with Lindsey and just let it go. Let it go. She's saying that Lindsey did something to him that he forgave her for. Oh, I guess he didn't do anything. Yeah, I guess it's called the Dictouch. She's saying that like Lindsay,

like maybe she's saying that like Lindsay has Gasslett Austin or something like that and that Austin like a pot, that Lindsay denied that she touches the dick, whatever. So Austin's like, I knew that Gaper-Dame was gonna get me in trouble. I'm like, no, it wasn't Gaper-Dame. Literally Gaper-Dame had nothing to do with this.

It was you. So. You fucking Gaper, you fucking manaper Day had nothing to do with this. It was you. So you fucking Gaper, you fucking man who can't close his mouth. You are the Gaper of Gaper Day, sir. Okay. He's like, it's Gaper Day. It's my holiday. So I'm going to start a fight. So, so now Amanda is like, no, you have to apologize. So he goes up to Sierra's room and he knocks the doors like, Sierra, Sierra. And she like doesn't answer. So he actually enters the room,

which he should not have done, by the way. And so she's like, she basically kicks him out and she's like, dude, don't come in here. Like save your apology because I don't need it and I don't want it because you're always coming at me for this fuck shit. And yes, the fuck you are always doing this. All I do is defend you

and you always take every opportunity to come at me sideways. And I've always had your back and dude, get the fuck out of my room stick us that back Which is true and I like that Sierra stood up to herself and I like that she basically was like get the fuck out of here But also Sierra please stop defending him like you don't Fuck him too, please stop that just stop. Okay drop Austin drop for your own sanity and for mine Just please be done with Austin. okay? He's not worth it.

Yeah, she's like, you literally make me look like an idiot every single fucking time. So yeah, sit there with this belief because you're a fucking asshole. So, I mean, God, I just hope that this time it really sticks for her because she needs to be done with this guy once and for all. I mean, she seems like she's done with him actually.

I actually do believe that she's done with him, but I think she, what the final version of her being done with him is to stop defending him, you know, like that's it. She's just got to like let him make his own mistakes and let him be, if someone says, if people like us are on a podcast saying that Austin's like an asshole, she should not be running to his defense and be like, no, he's actually a really nice guy. Like, he's not, you know. So, um, of course Austin just pulls an Austin. He's like, God, this always happens. Yeah, you're the fucking victim, right? What is the common denominator?

God. So then Austin's like, just so fucking stupid, dude. And he just, you started it. And that is the housewives role. You started it. So, yeah. And he's like, you guys are so fucking lame is the housewives role. You started it. So. And he's like, you guys are so fucking lame. It's unbelievable. And then he gets remad.

And then he starts it and then cries victim again. And so he leaves. And so then Jess is lying on Corey in her room. And of course, like, did I get you hot? She goes, yeah, you got me a horn. And then we go to Sierra and Paige and I'm ad talking and I'm just like that guy really has nerds and she's like yeah honestly bring your simple ass girl here so we can run circles around her you and your simple bitch.

So you're not wrong but what did Olivia do? Just makes me crazy. Get mad at Austin, okay? You're stop making this about someone else. This is Austin. What did Olivia do? Well, much like on Southern Charm, very little. So Amanda is now talking to Kyle.

She's like, what were you and Jess talking about? So he's like, well, she was like a little upset that Jason and he's like, uh, well, she was like a little upset that Jason and Paige were like dimining her to minimizing, uh, diminishing, I guess, uh, I don't know. And basically he tells her what Jess said. And now a man, of course, is really upset because of course, why would she say that about me, you know, and, uh, so I don't really care. She's like, that girl one minute she likes us, then she doesn't like us. I mean, we're clicky. We're inclusive.

But you know what Kyle, I'll be more mindful if people are speaking negatively. I'll speak up okay, Kyle. He's like, I want your candy. He's like, no, Kyle. I love maple syrup. Hey, wow, two nights in a row, huh? Anybody know why I just climaxed in my room? That's crazy.

So now it's the next morning and Luke's making bacon and the guys are getting ready because the guys are going to be going bike skiing. They're going to be skiing on these contraptions that look like bikes and just going to join them because she's just like one of the guys guys. on these contraptions that look like bikes and Jess is going to join them because she's just like one of the guys guys and then the other one else is going to go wine tasting. So Jess is telling us the reason why she's going to go by this game is, no, this trip is like almost over. It's starting to hit me and I just like want to spend any time I count with Korra because I'm going to miss him.

Like okay, well, so much for your storyline about just want to be accepted by the girls as you go off to Like sacrifice everything to do anything to be with the guy Um, so then they're driving over then Corey's like yeah, hey boy is well here. She's like, I'm not a boy He's like you are boy just that dick So then the other group goes to a wine tasting. Hello, we're here for a thup wine tasting. Thank you. Yeah, as they're all sitting there drinking red wine that is surprisingly fizzy. It's like red wine that has a head. I was like, okay. Sparkling red. What was it? Sparkling red? I didn't hear it. It was sparkling red. I didn't hear her say sparkling red. So I was confused. I was like, okay. Sparkling red. What was it, sparkling red? I didn't hear. It was sparkling red.

I didn't hear her say, sparkling red. So I was confused. I had to assume it was, but I also was like, what sort of wine do they have in Vermont? And they're right. Am I right? I five. I five.

Because on my Craig on Southern Charm, I give attention to the waiter. That's right. That's right. Remember that fight? Oh my God, you guys aren't giving attention to the waiter. Shut me on me. Shut me on me.

How long have you been in Food and Bev? I saw them there. Yeah. Food and Bev. So I would love a show, a sitcom, about someone in food and then someone in Bev. It's just Food and Bev. So they are the meme of the skiers, Kyle is in shock

that the ski bikes look like bikes. Wow, the ski bikes, they look like bikes. I'm like, yeah, that's why you're calling it a ski bike. So it's like skiing, skiing, skiing, and then meanwhile over at the wine tasting they start talking about like stuff and about Jess and like everything going on with Jess. And Amanda's like, well, essentially Jess is upset

with everyone in the house for like nothing supportive of a relationship with Corey, but she's specifically upset with Paige and Jason. I was like, what? Jason. They all start cracking up because she's so ridiculous. Yeah, they minimize her feelings and she's saying it's not just a fling and Craig goes, it's just a fling.

And Rachel's like, well, she said to me that like guys only like me, she said to me, like guys only like me for my boobs and ass, but she's like, guys might think you're smart and not come to you first. But that's okay. And pitch goes, wait, Rachel, stop. That is awful. But she made it as a compliment. And Craig goes, you know what? Cause she lives in LA where every girl is caddy as fuck. I'm like, have you not seen your main TV show?

Have you not watched Southern Trump? Also, your caddy is fuck and Austin is caddy is fuck and chef is caddy is fuck. What are you talking about? So Rachel's like, well, I have felt that before because like I, I wasn't secure growing up and like every, like every guy went to just when we got here, you know, it's like guys either fetishized agents or it's not like, now I'm sad, like I didn't register it until I sent it out loud. That is fucked up. I need to talk with her.

You're sad because she hit that trigger? No, I'm sad that I've somehow made a relationship with Jess. She's awful. How do I let myself do this? So then Kyle and Jouser talking and she's, I don't know who cares. Kyle and Jouce are talking and she's, I don't know who cares. So then we go to what we will miss about Vermont,

and Craig's like, I'm gonna miss the mini fridge. Well, that classic Vermont mini fridge, a classic stove Vermont mini fridge. Surrounded by the most gorgeous scenery of the times. It's literally where the most delicious ice cream is manufactured by Ben and Jerry's. He's like, I'm in a mini fridge. Covered bridges, beautiful maple syrup. He, you know, all these wonderful things mini fridge.

So Amanda's like, well, I have to say Craig, you started off triple rocky, like very angry at times. And he's like, ah, not angry. I just don't like being told what to do. And Amanda's like, but now you're yourself because like you've been happier, like, you know, not that we don't enjoy all sides of you. It's here. It's like, yeah, but we don't.

So. Well, I started to understand that page is an extension of me. And like the last thing I want to do is dress her out like the time I called her my little New York superfudge chunk. She really did not appreciate that characterization. Let me be honest, I just ran out of coke. So Rachel's like, well, I went down the hill on Jason's back and then Craig Gus. So how did you feel time about, how did you feel about spending all that time with me? Rachel just tried to take away this moment, but no one's going to seal my mini fridge

moment. So back to us. I feel like, you know, page nine, we were able to really see each other's cores. My core is of course, cookie batter, nurses, Brownie and we just came together and a half days have chocolate therapy kind of way. Craig, stop talking about Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

Okay, enough, this is supposed to be romantic. Sorry. So yeah, but like, we figured it out, but Austin sure didn't I'm like what the fuck you can't get Matt a Sierra like that So like yeah, I'm like whether or not I found Cory attractive at first Yeah, well like you know, he's just like in a dark place and then he takes it out on you I can't wait to marry him and have children. You guys just started adopting dogs Why can't we, T-Merry, I'm gonna have children? You guys just started adopting dogs. Call me.

Yeah, and basically Sierra is like, I'm at that point where I just don't need to have a relationship or a friendship with him. And then it's like, dun, dun, dun. I'm like, why is that a cliffhanger? Like, I applaud it. I'm not like, oh my God. Our Sierra and Austin is their friendship

or relationship in danger. I'm like, this is not making me want to tune in for next week. That makes me be like, great. Sierra got to where she needs to be. The season is over. Yeah, the end. But no, next week they're, my guys, we're gonna play basketball, but with skis.

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