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Episode Date: November 30, 2021

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And they still aired Winterhouse, which I thought was super weird to air it on the Wednesday of Thanksgiving, but hey, you know what? I don't run a network. So there you have it. What are you going to do? But I'm not doing this damn thing on Thanksgiving. So we held it off until today. It's the season finale of Winterhausen.

Yeah, we weren't going to let this show just disappear into the into the sunset because we really enjoy it so much. So we're here to do this big finale six episodes season pretty short. Nice little sort of like experiment. I personally would like to see another season. I would like to see a longer season. But this little bite was great. Maybe they don't have to have as many people on the show. I think that they thought if we're only gonna do six episodes, we wanna cram lots of people in it. So that way we have the highest chance of getting drama

or finding storylines. But really good. And the episode opens up where, if you remember, the cliffhanger was that Madison had reached out to Austin and he felt all sorts of weird about it. And he was wondering whether or not he should tell Sierra that he's still in contact with his ex. And so then she's like, are you still in contact with your ex?

And he's like, Sierra, that's insane, right? We don't talk, we don't talk at all, Sierra. Like, we definitely have not just recently text message within the past hour. Sierra. Yeah, he's doing this weird thing. He's still got eyeliner running down to his face and he's moping with his mouth wide open and his tongue still moving around like damn dead fish. And he's doing the singories. Mount and he's very carefully answering, right? He's like,

yeah, we don't talk. But you text, fucker. And she's like, so is that why you didn't come to the hot tub earlier? It's a big lung silence while he tries to cry, which, I hate this guy. This guy gets worse with every episode. So he's sitting here trying to cry.

And he's like, well, if there's something, honestly, I just need to be like, am I crying? Am I crying? Am I crying? Am I crying? I'm like a little tiny poop probably came out. Little drop hop. He was trying so hard. Yeah, a little drop drop.

Drop drop drop drop hop came out of his eyeballs. So then they hug, I don't know why, but they hug because he's playing the wounded emotional email card. And he's like, I just, I didn't want you to think I was hiding anything from you. Of course, he's actively hiding a few things from her while he says this, which is what makes it so infuriating. And he goes, and you haven't asked anything, which is amazing. I love that you don't care anything about me whatsoever. You don't ask me questions. I love that about you But you can't you can ask me anything Oh, I don't know and she's like well I'm just gonna like kindly lean that up to your discretion and he's like it's just like I go into grocery store

And she's like literally on a tablet all right Literally on a tablet. I Is he really even still in love with Madison or does he just like bragging that he's with someone famous enough and Hot enough to be on tablet. It's all the time. I really can't get it. I really can't figure it out with him. Part of me thinks he's just bragging that he's like banging a bigger celebrity than he is. Yeah, I think that he may just be bragging that he's like banging someone who a much more famous person sexed with. Right. Yeah. He's dipped in the same condos. He's like,

yeah, it's like, so JLo was with A-Rod and A-Rod was sexing Madison. So by like the transitive property of Austin, that means that he and JLo were in a relationship. Yeah, which by the way, have you read that A-Rod is now either seeing Kelly Benzumon or with Kelly Benzumon.

So there you have it guys. There you have it. Wow. So, yeah. So Austin is playing the victim here. And I always take everything Austin says about Madison with a grain of salt because he always makes her out to be like this crazy, you know, lady McBeth manipulator lady, which she obviously does have an element of, but then whenever we hear on Southern charm, whenever we'd hear her story, it's like, oh, actually, that makes a lot more sense. And Austin was the one being dramatic, you know, in gas lighting. So regardless, Sierra tells us, you know, I just like really value a communicative relationship,

which is LOL considering that she's like with Austin who is actively hiding and lying to her face. Right. So just keep me informed and I'll keep you informed and like, you know what, he's been honest and that's all I can ask for, I guess. And he's like, you know, I just don't want this to affect, but I really think we could have going on, which we know is a lie because we've seen the whole episode. So that's the piece of shit.

This guy's a piece of shit. Yes. So she gets up and he does the typical Southern douchebag thing where he's like, I'm going to follow you and your cute pants. I told the woman she looked hot. That'll fix everything. Just compliment their dress or their makeup or their hair. She's just a girl, dude.

And meanwhile downstairs Jason is like making pies and turkey stock and a million other things and Kyle pulls Lindsay to the side and is like, hey Jason is a fucking gem. I don't know what you have going on, but I hope you fucking shag Yeah, and then a spare time everybody's everybody starts going to bed and Yeah, and then a sped time everybody starts going to bad and Austin and Lindsay are sitting at the table and Austin's like, I'm gonna give myself a pedicure Lindsay, blah blah blah. I'm like, I'm going on a mad as in. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good I'm like, do you want me to like slamming it you over? I mean, because remember we're best friends and he's like, oh good I'm good. I'm good. Okay. Go back to trying to solve a problem like Maria because you're my sister, Lindsay, all right.

So then Jason is making turkey soup. And then Lindsay is, there's like Andrea, Paige and Craig are sort of sitting in that like faux airlock area by the front door. And so Lindsay goes, hello, is this a safe space? And Craig is like, what's going on with you? Well, I'm about to go date somebody. Oh Jason. Jason, I don't know. I'm like, this is a great dialogue you guys are having here. I know it's going to be a super

deep relationship because we see Jason in the kitchen making turkey soup while Austin is behind him with Sierra. He's like, yep, making turkey soup while Austin is behind him with Sierra. He's like, yep, making turkey soup. He's like, I just want Sierra to know I'm totally into work. Get over here. Well, have I called you pretty yet? I'm so making out. And Jason's just like, love it, bro.

So then back to the people in the glass cage or whatever. And man is like, Lindsay, you have to meet single fire. And she goes, um, how old are you? 28. Exactly. You're milk fresh from the teeth. I'm going to turn it to yogurt in two days, all right? Hey, Lindsay.

Was it by you that Austin's with Sierra? No, not at all. I'm not, is it whatsoever? You have a little doll that's the shape of Sierra and you're stabbing it as we speak. Oh, that's just a stress song, nothing else. I think Lindsay is just so desperate, not to look desperate on TV.

She would fuck like the igloo outside. Like she does not care. Yes. As long as she can say she was in a relationship on TV, meal. Exactly. And speaking of which, then she and Jason line the back in the room together, and go out the door.

And then they start making out and everything. And then we just cut the Luke sweep. We're cutting to, like, by the way, a million things. Like, we've already left out like 500 different shots of people like bouncing popcorn to their mouth and like turning lights on and off. And Julia walking through the house being like, I'm so tired.

You know, it's like there's so much little stuff going on. So Patron Sierra in their bed and Austin comes in, he's like, oh god. I'm just like lies down with his hockey stick and Patron's like, oh my god, if you guys are gonna sleep in here and where am I gonna sleep? And he's like, what's Andrea? I don't think he wants me to. And then Andrea is in there. He's like, I would love it. I'm like, I'm fine. Yeah. And then we see Jason and Lindsay. And he's like, you should know that I care about you.

Yes, me. I was like, okay. Everyone's going to sleep. And Sierra is like, babe, because she's now talking to Austin. She's like, babe, because she's now talking to Austin. She's like, babe, look at my ski outfit for tomorrow. Do you want to say that thing that you said before when I was walking around and you were following me? Want to fuck you? That works.

Let's go fuck on the closet. So they go to the closet and fuck. And then Lindsay is on top in her bed. And she's like, mm, that feels good. Uh-huh. I need a lot of the cutest unit of all time. And he's like, no, that's you. By the way, I think we can all see that this is Lindsay's

step one of Lindsay turning Jason into like sweet best friend, like a brother to me, kind of person. So therefore, this is her basically moving him into the friend zone after they're hooking up, right? because she can't deal with someone who is actually good to her and sweet. So she has to start calling him cute until then all of a sudden she believes that he's like untouchable. Yeah. So then Colin demander in their room and he's like, uh, you have three waters on the side of your bed, Amanda. It's like, it's fair and I'm hungry. I'm going to. And then Pagin, Andrea also go to sleep and they both like sort of like turn over like

in opposite directions and she goes, it's been a pleasure. Then Austin jumps back into bed with Sierra and immediately farts. I mean, that's where we're at. That's basically where we're at. We're starting to like, there's been 20 minutes of the show already. Just like just like farting and you know, I'm so sad that shows ending. So then back with Kyle and Amanda. Amanda's like, we have to talk about getting a wedding in Rasmussen. He's like, yeah, we're going to get back and focus on the wedding and the business.

And so then Austin and Sierra are bad. It's the morning now. And he's like, I just, I don't want to go back to real life after this. Like, she was in the tablet. Literally, literally in the tablet. What is Austin's real life? Like, what is, like, is he going back

to his nine to five corporate job? Is he going back to the rigors of all that, nothing that he does? Like, I don't wonder what is, what is he like, like, where, what are his Sunday scurries? Dude, he's going back to the nothing that he does, like I don't understand, what is, what is he, like, where, what are his Sunday scaries? Dude, he's going back to the nothing he always does is just going to be a little hotter, okay? He's going to be close enough for his parents to actually drive a check over instead of

having to like sit there and wait for a deposit. Yeah, so we see everyone's still waking up, Jason's like, I need kisses, baby. I need kisses. I'm like, oh Jason, you better be careful. She's like, I need kisses, baby. I need kisses. I'm like, oh, Jason, you better be careful. She's about, she's gonna drop you in a hot second. She doesn't want that. I want to break up with Jason. I'm not even there.

I love Jason, but I know that Lindsey, what Lindsey wants is a guy to be like, babe, I'm going out right now. I'm not gonna get you anything while I'm out. No, I said you not get me anything. Okay, let's fuck. Yeah. She needs it to like be her birthday and him not do anything or like give her soggy fried seafood.

Like that's what she needs. So I think you're about to say what I'm going to say. Amanda's like, can you make me an English muffin with butter? Yes. So the reason why this is significant to me is because when she says it, her microphone is messed up, so the audio is like, I don't know what the English mom were wearing with more. And I'm like, wow, the producers thought this moment was so significant that even though

it has shitty audio, we're going to put it in the show because we want everyone to know that Amanda wants English muffin. And there's no follow up. There's not an English muffin scene. There's nothing that happens because of it, but they're like, no, the people need to know what Amanda wants on this day. Well, probably does have that thing. They've talked about it a lot where they have to show the orders. Everybody has to show their orders. They talk about it on Girl's Trip this week. And it's so funny because even Amanda Sad little English muffin with butter, you know, like a terrible audio. Yeah, they have to know. We don't care if it sounds like a robot making an order. The people need to know. So then Austin has lost his phone. So he's running around trying to find his phone.

And the crew. I know. Craig is. It's just so funny, like Austin Newsings. We're watching Austin look for his phone. Yeah. And then Craig gets in bed. He's in bed and he gets a message from Matt and you know, it dings.

It's like, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, Austin comes knocking on Craigsr. Craig is insane right now. I can't find my phone. I can't find my phone right now. Maybe he got toasted with a man's English muffin that she wanted for breakfast. Look, I'm just gonna tell you, Natalie had dinner with Madison. He's like, that is not true.

That is not true, Craig. You're screwed, it's so wild. And then I'm sure we'll get a secrets revealed where the rest of conversation is something like, and they went to P.F. Chanks. Dude, no, no, that's wild. Not P.F. Chanks Madison. And now I think, you know, this may seem silly, but I think that Natalie, I think Craig is right to be suspicious of Natalie because that's bullshit. And it's obvious that she's struggling to keep that TV job in case Craig is cheating on her on this trip.

I think she's obviously hitting up Madison so she could film with Madison if her and Craig break up and she can still keep a job. Craig has been used as a launch pad before. Well, but I also don't know, I don't know, like maybe what if Madison was like, hey, I want to clear the air with you, right? Like it could have been something like that because this was, this was being filmed in February or so. And don't forget that the Southern Charm reunion was around that time.

And that's when there was all these allegations that that Madison slut shamed Natalie, et cetera, et cetera. And so like, it's all I'm saying, I'm not necessarily taking up one way or another, but it's all there is a world where it's like there actually could have been a very benign thing behind it, right? And so Craig is like Natalie inviting Madison to dinner while I'm on vacation is insane. It's insanity. This is the girl who called you a fucking

whore. Why would you go to dinner with this person? Now, that being said, when they sort of clip of Madison saying, well, you know, that like, Austin's up with her first and then Craig, it just seems like it's close to home. I actually do not think that necessarily is a slut shaming moment that might, I mean, sorry Let me back that it's not necessarily her calling her a whore. It could just be like whoa like They're like there could be no weirdness between these two guys, but didn't they say she called her a whore? I Don't know I don't remember that. I don't know. I don't sometimes I start defending things and I don't know why Yeah, I don't know I don't need to defend Madison yet.

Because Madison's playing some weird game too, where she's texting Austin and doing all this weird things. So maybe she's calling this girl Natalie because she knows that Natalie is with Craig and then maybe they can try and like double date and she can try and get Austin back. I don't know. There's a lot of weird shit going on with her and I don't know. And that's really sad for this show when I'm just wondering what Madison is doing. Basically, that's what I'm wondering.

I'm like, what is Madison doing? I was thinking the same thing. I think it's so funny that Madison has this effect. But I think the thing is for me is that I do believe that Madison is shady, but I also believe that they do a good amount of gaslighting to Madison repeatedly. And so I always, if I have a chance to say, like,

maybe this isn't the way it is, I will do that because I'm not like, I can't really gas light somebody like Madison because Madison will be like, oh, we're like the gases on. And she'll turn on a lot, like light a match. Like she didn't give a fuck, she'll blow up the whole building.

Yeah, unless there's corn in it. She was born for corn. Oh, for corn! So we move on to page. Uh, she goes to Sierra to her bed and she's like, oh my god, I'm just this bad. I was like, I have to go home now. Sorry. Guess what? We didn't cuddle at all.

He was like, is it okay if I turn on my side? And I was like, God, so I'm thinking maybe it's like leading me on or something. Like it's normal to start on your side, but I should have maybe it's like leading me on or something like it's normal to start on your side But I should have had a boner waking me up on my spine at some point in the night. So It felt like we were liking but not subscribing and I was like Why is it that the guy always makes a decision like why is it the guy who gets depressed like and subscribe? Okay, like Andrea can walk into the room and get any girl who wants, like, cool. So can I accept, I think, the boys.

Yeah, I like to have to catch myself. Like, I'm not some weak bitch. If he doesn't like me, he doesn't like me. And you'll be fine. Yeah, clearly. And so she's like, I've been making myself available, but if he thinks I'm not being pursued by many men and men, how can he, his mistake can.

I just haven't been broadcasting it to the entire house. Duh. When we go back to New York, I don't know if I can even fit him in. We'll see how that goes. So, um, so then page starts asking about Austin and she was like, Oh, yeah, like he ended up spilling his beans last night about his ex. He also spilled the can of beans. So I cleaned that up, you know, because that's just sort of what I do. I'm a fixer. It was a messy breakup and he showed himself as being vulnerable. So I think I like

him even more now, you know what I'm saying? And Paige is like, well, why do you think he brought him up last night? Well, I think you have to have the ex talk when you really like someone and like you maybe want to see where that relationship goes. I know I'm scared. I think I'm going to cry because I'm scared again. So basically Austin lied about Madison and then played it off as if he was scared, which made him seem like he was being vulnerable. And now Sierra is essentially even more like, oh my god, we're forever. So wait, did Austin lie?

I mean, didn't he say that she texted him? No. He did lie because she said she said Um, are have are you in communication and he says no, I am not I we don't talk talk. He lied He did a double lie he was upset because he got a text from his ex or did he only talk? Craig that no, he was well, he told Craig, but I don't he told Sierra like I'm upset because like He was he's basically been traumatized by his acts as what he's essentially saying. So, right? And by the way, it's a double lie because later on, he tells us a story about how, like,

right before he'd left for this vacation, mass, and he came over and hugged him and kissed him on the cheek and said, don't forget about me. So, like, that's even more blatantly, like, you're in communication because she came over and people don't just show up. There was obviously coordination where she texted him and said, can I come over and you said yes? Yeah. Okay.

So now he's at the kitchen table with Kyle and Austin's like, well, I've had so much fun and never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never,, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, yeah, but Sierra's going back to LA and then, like, what are you gonna do? He's like, oh, I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?

What am I supposed to do with that, Kyle? Come on, Kyle, sing! Sing right here, you're being sing right now, Kyle! He's like, well, you have a long business relationship. He's like, I'm not ready right now. I'm not ready. He's like, well, my experience with her is that she doesn't often let her guard down.

He goes, well, I didn't mean for us to happen. I mean, Sierra was a curve ball and seen. See, she had a ball going to curve shape since seeing that trajectory. And people like her don't just grow on trees, but I'm not in a place to be like, let's be exclusive, you know what I'm saying? I'm insane.

He's basically just saying all the fuck boy like Montrose, right? I'm not ready. I'm just going too fast. Didn't wasn't expecting this. He's like, there's still a lot going on right now. You have nothing going on sir. Okay, everybody knows that you have nothing going on. So he's like, before I left to Vermont,

Madison show that and threw her arms around me and said, don't forget about me. I mean, if that next level manipulation or what? Like, that threw me for a bit of a loop. I'll tell you what next level of manipulation is, is that when this girl that you're interested in asks if you're still in contact with your ex, and this is why you're acting on Moody All of a Sun,

and you lie, and you say you're not in contact, and the truth is that you just had to exchange some texts with her, and it also had like an in-person hangout sash right before this vacation, and then you act, then you say that didn't happen, and then you act like you're a wounded soul. That's manipulation. Yeah. He's like, well, I have to admit, I'm not in the place to be with another person, even if she's great. Like, I wish we met in another year. Glad you have the ex-girlfriend

talk and then fucked her in the closet before you told her any of this information. Yeah. Your son said that, sir. And also, you're still with Madison. I don't care what you guys call it. Well, now she's engaged to somebody else, but at this point They're just fucking other people to keep their own relationship hot like that's all they've ever done It's like they they get bored in their relationships So they go cheat on each other then they fight and then they fuck a lot, you know Like I've seen it a million times you two are Reckers your wrecking balls to other people Keep your dysfunction in your own orb, please.

Thank you. Thank you for speaking truth to Power, Ronnie. That's exactly it. Okay. And this whole like, oh, I'm not sure if I'm ready for a long distance thing. This only dawn on you now on this like second to last day of verification. You didn't think about this any other day while you were like, this could really lead to something.

This is serious. Oh my god, I'm going to take you out on a first date. You've been part of me for like, you know, it's like two weeks. So you don't have to be, you don't have to like get engaged, right? But you are making it so that you're basically telling her you're breaking up, right? Yeah, I had exactly. That's how it's setting it up. up It's like don't have any hope for this so he can say I never promised you anything in like a week Yeah, so Lindsay is like it's like I'm gonna degree down. It's like summer like why I don't even wear gloves That's like her weather report. That's just gonna be hard for like ABC7 and just be like today It's like summer so like why we even weren wearing clothes in the studio. Oh God this is Austin. How does anybody fuck Austin? Honestly, this is Austin if he was a weatherman. Oh my God. Spring skiing is like the bees knees.

Oh my God. It's like warm in Charleston and even warmer in Atlanta. Like what's this long distance weather? I can't do long distance weather. Yeah. So Andrea brings coffee to page and she's like, I'm thinking, you know, what are you wearing? We're supposed to wear something stupid to get a skin. So basically, you're just gonna buy a clothes from Austin. And he's like, I can wear something of yours, yes?

And he puts like on a pink, one of her pink ski suits, like body suit things. Oh my god. That is hilarious They I mean they've just been wearing the same kind of crazy costumes all season long and bravo memo to bravo We don't want to see any more wigs on our network. Okay. This is it. We're done or Joe wigs. I should say This is it we're done or Joe Boogues I should say Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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God damn it, I need a real sad for this igloo. I mean, glue. God damn it. I mean, me the real sad for this. A glue. He may I think he got what like three, three tears, three, three levels of of glue bricks up. And then I guess he just abandoned it whole because he hasn't worked on it in like three episodes. Yeah, with figures, it figures called that one. So then Andrea, Andrea is dancing around his pink suit. Hello, I asked wacky costume times, Craig is wearing a pride flag, which you know, love to see it.

And then Lindsay is talking to Austin and she tries it again. She's like, Austin, not do you remember what you said to me last night? He's like, oh hey Dave, can we go over here and have a conversation? He's like, oh, I don't want to make it like a thing. All right.

He's like, you go. I'm glad I have a conversation. And then I'm going to grant you afterwards is what you said to me. And also you said, if it gets too hot, I could take up all my clothes. And he's like, yeah, yeah. No, it's like, I'm good. I'm good. I'm fine.

I don't need any. I'm fine. I'm just like, well, I'll be here for you. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Thanks. Thanks, yeah, whatever, thanks. Thanks, kids. So now they go off to this to go skiing and Julia's like, oh, this wig has me

a very different person than I'm liking who she is. I'm Jules. So someone tells Gary, coming, we haven't snorkeled with you yet. She's like, oh, you know I'm pretty good at it. I just can't stop this my brab. I can stop it. I can't stop Like let's try it. So this is big Gabby's big arc here. I was trying a snowboarding So Lindsay and Amanda stay down that they're talking and Amanda's like how are you?

I have a In My mother this morning. How about you? I'm like, um, everything's like, oh, we're... I mean, it's like last night. Austin came up to me and I was like, I'm gonna cry. And then, like, you're gonna cry. Like, we're probably gonna cry. And, like, someone's gonna cry.

And then, today, he comes back, and he doesn't even want to cry. So, like, what's going on? Did you want to cry? Don't you want to cry? Just crying out loud, until the next morning. What is I

I Someone who had an English muffin for breakfast. Do you think that like I it's something that Sierra should be concerned about? I'm not so worries. I mean I'm really worried I'm telling you I don't think he's over his ex and I have to start something else And the matter is like oh my god. I'm like this so I'm kind you, I don't think he's over his ex enough to start something out. And the mad is like, oh my god, I'm Ling is so kind of you guys. Smoney, you're fucking business, both of you. Like, I can't even believe I'm saying that, but Syra is not blind, okay? She's walking into this and you know she's seen all the damn summer house.

I mean, Southern China. Southern China. Yeah, I'm having trouble feeling too bad for her. And also, like, don't get in the way of a girl and her daddy issues because, like, you can try to help as much as you want, but those daddy, like, until she sorts out her daddy issues, they're just going to force it to fall first people like Austin over and over again. I mean, there's nothing you can do about it. So there's more skiing. And now, like, Gabby and Lindsay are going down the slope together on snowboards. And Gabby's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, David! David! So she wipes out and then Lindsay is whistling and trying to snowboard and Jason finds Lindsay's

like how you holding up? I'm alive so I guess I'm great. He's like you're a survivor. I'm having a great time on this vacation so I just want to like reiterate what's happening here. I don't want to define it, but I like it I like you I want to like kidnap you and bring you home with me Please do I feel like you and I are on the same page and you know what else is not

Also, what does that smell? Oh, yeah, I just made a brisket on top of the slugs. Here it is. Hahaha. Also. She's acting like she loves a man that can cook. Give me a fucking break. Let's ain't eating any of that. Look at her.

She looks like a perfect body. She's gonna resent his cooking so much within a week. She's gonna be, oh my God, a wide as aarned house smell like carbs again. Yeah, and he's way too emotionally available. He's like, you just made me the happiest man. You just know she's like, ew, ew, don't compliment me. So Jason's like, she may be loud or confrontational,

but it's certainly better for her to care too much than not at all. I'm like, oh, you poor thing, like confusing, Lindsay's like craziness for affection. Yeah, we'll see when your tires are slashed or the cameras have stopped because this is very, very, very temporary. So Jason's like, so should we have some kind of title moving on? She's like,

um, I would prefer not to have a title. It goes, okay, we don't need a title. We don't need a title. Can we just call it brisket? Does everything need to have a title? No, no, me, us. Oh, no. So yeah, so he's like, yeah, I don't know what? This doesn't like, I don't think this is just a vacation fling, to be continued. Is Lindsay still with Jason? No way. I wouldn't know what happened to them.

Jason Cameron and Lindsay Hubbard, November 18th. Though Jason and Lindsay did continue their bond, she has since stated that she is single well what a fuck what a surprise yeah she's like how many sandwiches have you made me he's like actually about eight or or nine at this point nine thousand week okay I'm seeing here browser the they're smitten with the model. Read everything. Oh, this is too long. I don't need Jason's life story.

Tell me why he broke up. Is Jason Cameron dating Lindsay Hebert? This is from distractify. So thanks guys. While the model is currently exploring his crush on Gabrielle on Winterhouse, the teaser trailer shows blah, blah, blah, and an interview, blah, blah, blah. I did not ever expect to go into this situation ever.

Lindsay told the outlet about meeting Jason. I just thought I was going to like hang out in the snow with my friends and I did not expect to meet somebody in the process. So like he's amazing and nice. She shared that they dated. She did not state whether they're still together. Oh, she just says, all I'm going to say is that I'm really happy right now. They're definitely still together. Oh, she just says, all I'm gonna say to you is that I'm really happy right now. They're definitely not together.

If they were together, I guarantee you should have a million photos on her Instagram and our stories of them like eating pasta together or playing cornhole or something. And being like, I found my person. I agree. The rumors are that she's with Carl and then they have a Halloween picture together playing Cornhole or something and being like I found my person. Agreed. So, she's with Carl and then they have a Halloween picture together where they're dirty dancing. They're the couple from dirty.

She's Jennifer Gray and she's like got his arm behind him, cradling his neck because he mezzles her face. Well, the truth is, I try to add Edo on to Jason's name like Jason Edo and it's just not as good as Carl Edo on to Jason's name like Jason Edo and it's just not as good as Carlito. So I love that Jason is like literally the best person on this show and like what a layman. So just for these trashy people, you know, he's too good. He's too good to even be here. I want him to go like get a job. I want him to like yeah just find do what happy glory. It's not this okay sir. You deserve happiness. Get away from this. Don't throw turkey stock into a void okay that's the thing. You know they say don't waste your pretty don't waste your turkey stock. Yeah.

Um, so, okay. So they're all sitting around a fire now. Well, some of them. Amanda, Paige and Andrea. So Amanda's like, oh my God, it's just the girls. Cause like it's Andrea and a funny costume, huh? And he's like, me, look at me, I'm grandima. Oh, grandma be corrige, oh, yeah.

So then Kyle is there too. He joins and he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and all of a sudden here comes Jason snowboard down the hill with Lindsey on his back. And joy was like, that was the most epic way. I'm burning. I'm burning. I'm going to fuck him tonight. I'm going to fuck him tonight. I'm going to fuck him tonight. Okay. Okay. Enough.

That's so funny. Back home, Lindsey's like, um, tonight we're having a birthday party to celebrate my boobies because my boommies are three years old. Yeah. And then we get like a little update on how everyone's body is feeling. So Paige goes, my body is so sore from skiing and Sierra goes, my face is so chatt front Austin's facial hair. And Lindsay goes, my ass has been wet for a hundred hours. And Jason, because you want a hundred dollars? She goes, no, a hundred hours. Oh, just kidding. I love you. I'm still with you.

It's like that reminds me. I got a hundred hour braze going in the oven. Hope it's going to be done by the end of this vacation. So Craig goes to Patron's here as room. He's like, hey, what's going on? I should bring a sleeping bag in here tonight, just like sleeping with you guys. I'm gonna miss you. Yeah, they're all gonna be like, oh my god, we should have a sleepover. Yes, we're totally gonna have a sleepover. They never have their sleepover poor Craig because I've had a great time here. I'm not that excited to get back to Charleston. I should be but Natalie and I haven't been that close on this vacation and finding out she invited Madison to dinner

It's just further evidence that this isn't my person anymore And Paige goes to my yeah, I love you too Which is cute So like a little sewing a seed for a real-life future romance between the two of them. Yeah, so Luke and Julia Go get a bag of water those two are real. Oh, no, they go get the, the tapped the, the, the, the, still it's like coming up on the season finale of Winterhouse. Julia, Louie could get up. Julia, Luke, get a bag of water. What could it is? They'd be able to get like syrup water.

Yeah, you want to go, you want to go check out the trees? You know, I figured it's like, because I'm not tapping any. Yes, I might as well tap a tree. Have you said that one already? Reciting. Oh, yeah, you know, I love tapping a maple tree. It's like, it's like the igloo, it's like the igloo building of syrup making. So, so it's pretty just like, so, uh, I guess Luke, you're not really doing anything this season.

So, uh, I don't know, how do you make syrup? She's, oh, yeah, it's very simple. You put a tap into the hole, you just drilled, and then you like, then you like, hang a bag, and then you know, you just let the tree do its work, you know, which is basically the tree tells the bag, hey, I like you as a friend, but I'm more interested in the other bag over on that tree.

Get it, I love when trees work, you know? Unless it's the kind of weather I could take my shirt off and which I chop those fuckers down, all right? That's right. No. It's amazing that something comes out of a tree that's natural and don't add a thing, you just boil it down, it tastes so good, it has that natural sugar in it.

God can't wait to chop down that tree later today. I love that someone who's so like the nature guy that he's so shocked by natural things. Like every single time, it's like, wow, look what the tree did. It meets him, Sam. That's crazy. Wait till you hear about vegetables, okay?

Your mind is gonna be fucking bloated. It's like a candy store in there, you know? I went to someplace called the fruit stand. Oh my God, you should see what they're doing over there. Thank the Lord above. Oh, man, you know how sighters made, they just put apples in a thing and crush them. I mean, what is happening? Not a lick of outspot team and say I'll tell you that. He's like, he's like nature of Seinfeld. What's the deal with tree sap? Am I right? You just boil it down and you get syrup.

Oh, but doop doop doop doop. So then they show the clip of him going, Crack was supposed to help me tap this tree. I was thinking, we're not gonna tap any ass on this trip. So we might as well tap a tree. Anyone, anyone. And then Julia almost knocks the bag off the tap. Oh my God. Oh, wow. That was a close one. What's the deal with gravity? You know, you hang a bag on a tap

and you touch it a little bit. Almost falls over. Am I right? Because you know, being in the city, it kills my soul. You know, but out here, it shows, yeah, you're nature out here, right? Oh, thanks for, you know, taking my depth away, but yeah, yeah, I guess that's what I was gonna say. We get it. You like it outside, all right? Well, Julia, I guess this wraps up our storyline where I sort of was into you and you were like,

nah, I'd rather not do this because I've got a boyfriend. And then in the end, we go and collect bags of water. All right. You just see the half of it, a glue crumble behind him. So, Paige and Sierra are on their phones, best couple of the show, just like sitting there and bed swiping their phones.

And you hear something and Sierra just goes, this went fucking insane. Yeah. You know that there was like an hour of them just sitting there, an hour of footage of them sitting there on that bed on their phones, not saying anything. And then all of a sudden they just say something. Which is like, finally, we're waiting. I wonder how much of the footage taken of Paige and Sierra is moving up and down from the

camera man just going? Basically, it's like when a leaf blows across the ring camera and it activates it. It's like there was movement at your door. It's like Paige and Sierra just sitting there just still. It's like, it's fucking winds insane. Recording It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial Okay, so Andrea comes in he's like what are you doing? I'm pages like I'm waiting for the party to start

He's like I brought you chips. Ah, there goes. He isn't love with you So he leaves. And then Amanda and Kyle are hanging out in bed. Amanda's like, Kyle, I was talking to Lindsay today after I had that English muffin. And she was like Austin was like super weird and on edge last night. And it's funny when she says this, did you notice the footage that they showed of Sierra walking into Austin's room? Uh-uh. So as soon as, when Amanda says that,

that Lindsay said that Austin was acting super weird and on edge, we see Sierra knocking on Austin's door and then walking in and he's like on his phone texting. And when she walks in, he jumps up and throws his phone on the bed, like super like, like I wasn't on the phone. Oh, it was like so like, oh, you were texting with Madison, weren't you?

You were the fucker. So she's thinking, yeah, I mean, there's supposed to like, guess have this conversation that's supposed to end in tears. I'm worried, Kyle. So then Sierra and Austin are talking, she kind of grabs him in the hallway and he's like, oh, stop grabbing me like, that's my muffin top. She goes, oh my god, what do you think? It's like, how would you feel if I grabbed you like this? Wow, you don't have any fat on your body. It's like, yeah, I do in my butt.

Right, I'm good, I think. But that's good fat. So then, it's my off of the caro for Christ's sake. So then Kyle is like, yeah, I also made it sound like just I've rated by like two states and I'm like, I'm not trying to be in a relationship and all this. But if he doesn't want to be in a relationship, he has to be clear with her Kyle. And Kyle's like, look, Sierra looks like she's 100% in and it's like adorable watching them together. And she goes, yeah, I haven't even said anything to Sierra about it really, but like, I don't want to gossip about stuff that I'm not completely clear on. So we must protect Sierra's precious little heart.

It's like, if she, if she is going to gossip, if she is clear on something, but if she's not sure, she still needs to like do some like work before she starts her gossiping basically. So then it's time for the party and Page is like should we order pizza? And Amanda's like yeah, we should order two big pies with one pepperoni in the middle. Here goes like boobs But then Amanda's like okay guys, I'm gonna take the lead on this. Let's just order salads and they're like Okay guys, I'm gonna shake the lead on this. Let's just order salads and they're like, ew.

Of course Amanda. Of course Amanda's gonna like change pizza for salads. Well, I'm sourced with my boobs and that's why I'm having a booby party. I'm like, all those internet little trolls that say they're too far apart. I'm like, fuck, I am. Will you marry me, by the way, that was really mean.

So we're gonna celebrate the three year anniversary and it doesn't hurt that this beautiful man who's like the nicest guy in the world is putting in the world. Yeah, I'm kind of bored with him. Do you have enough? I can't, I can't. It doesn't hurt, it is like beautiful man who's the nicest guy in the world and is basically like my brother

or like a best friend. Putting in the work. So then they're all doing, I guess to celebrate her boobs, they're all kind of doing sort of a quasi-plastic surgery theme and Austin is like wearing an earring because he's gonna be kind of like a real swi-for-whatever. So it's already kind of like very interesting visuals

happening and the pizza arrives. And if I needed another reason to hate Austin, it's that he calls the pizza zah. You know what? I forgot that people actually do that. When we're like, is the zah here? Oh, don't do that. Oh, so everybody gets ready and they're wacky.

Kyle's like, dude, I need jets. So Austin has like his ears pierced. Fucking could do that. Beat him up in high school. And Andrea passes page who of course looks flawless, needs like, so you look like whatever her name was. She gets Audrey Hepburn. Yes.

Yes, first obsessed with cinema. Yes, Audrey Hepburn. So the pizzas get there and Craig's like, I just wanna know what the symptoms I made in life to end up like this dress like this with you guys. I'd like to know that too. And then they're all, it's like party time.

They're partying. Yay. And Gabby. So Gabby basically does nothing on this show. She had like a few flickers of storyline early on and now she does nothing. So, and she seems completely miserable. So I like that. I like her form of revenge on her castmates, which is that when Austin and Sierra want to

get a picture together, Gabby just takes a photo of them from like an incredibly low angle. She like gets down on the floor and just like takes it straight up. I was like, good for you, Gabby. Get back at them. So, Austin and Sierra are like kissing and stuff. And he's like, you're so cute. What's going to happen when you break my heart? And she's um, I've seen the same thing vice versa. Like are you gonna call me? You're gonna FaceTime me every night?

And then he'll like kind of kiss the certain pulls away Dun dun dun and then just to exaggerate how Arrive things are going in this relationship Let's play a game of limbo limbo. Yeah, limbo. Limbo. I also just want to point out that Austin saying, like, what am I going to do when you break my heart? Is like another like fuck boy manipulation kind of putting it on her.

So now they do limbo. And I really appreciated Gabby's participation in this. I don't know if you know this. She sort of did like a runway catwalk thing. Sort of did like a runway walk and then went right under the limbo and I really appreciated Gabby's participation in this. I don't know if you know this. She's sort of did like a runway catwalk thing. So I did like a runway walk and then went right under the limbo stick. She's basically like, yeah, maybe miserable, but at least I can remind everyone that I'm the one here who's a true model. Yeah. Listen, I, you know, there needs to be a special award this year at the crappies for a person who paid the most attention to Gabby. You would win that one. I don't think anybody else has even really noticed

that she's here most of the time. I don't know why I was noticed. I don't know why she was on my radar. I was like, I guess my options were like Gabby or Julia who was like shaking Maracas or something or like Austin, right? So I chose Gabby. Yeah.

So then everyone tries really hard to be drunk and fun. And then Amanda pulls Julia aside and she's like, um, since he doesn't want a relationship and it's so awkward, and I don't want to blow up someone's spot. She's like, well, don't before everyone gets drunk. And she's sitting tomorrow, no, tonight. Amanda doesn't want to blow up anyone's spot

as she actively takes the steps to do so. So then she's like, you know, I feel like I'm kind of part of this relationship. I mean, I was there for the first date and I watched them blossom and they seem so absolutely perfect together and rather than break her heart over something that might not be true. I'd rather clarify with Austin and give him the opportunity to tell him, so tell me himself. Yeah, so she pulls a massage that can we have a second? Like, Kyle told me you don't want a long distance relationship. And I believe in like finding out the full story and he goes,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, you're fucking business. Missing, huh? By the way, Amanda is being meddlesome and is being ridiculous because she doesn't have to do any of this, but also Austin is being totally obnoxious to her. Yeah, yeah, Austin is fucking horrible. So, and I hope that anyone who considers dating Austin

just watches this. This is what you're gonna get, okay? When things go not perfectly. He's like oh I'm not a chapter talk to Sierra and he's not your fucking business and she's like whoa hold up and go no not your fucking business and she's like Austin don't tell me about my god damn business. He's like it's not your business. What the fuck with this guy? Geez I'm not on the coke or do it later in the night so you're not already fucking raging

when the sun's barely gone down. Weirdo. You're gonna, well, you always rage is. That's the thing. He always tries to be this like, this depanar guy who's just like this sweet vulnerable Austin, but he actually rages all the time. And he's like, you're gonna run to her?

And you're gonna talk to her. And we're not even gonna have a conversation regardless of what you say to her. You're so wrong. Your son is insane right now how wrong you are. She's, well, I wanted to have a conversation with you because if it's not what it is, I'll say out of it. I mean, this is like a delicate situation with many nooks and crannies, some would say like an English muffin, you know, and you go, that's what, and that's what I'm saying. You need to stay out of it. God. And you know, and he goes, that's what I'm saying. You need to stay out of it.

God. So Paige, Julia and Craig, oh no, and Kyle, are listening from behind the wall. And Paige is like, um, Kyle, you need to go in there and defend your girl. And Julia's like, Hi, man, I'm a totally doing it. And so he's like, all right, hold my pink fur hat.

This, and it made me well awesome still going on. This is so silly. I can't even, you know what? I'm gonna get Sierra because you fucking clowns won't shut up. And then Sierra, Amanda starts crying. He's like, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm not calling you. I'm not doing this.

And he walks off raging in a tutu. I mean, this fucking show. So he passes by Kyle and he's like, oh get it again, I'm so fucking sick of this. And the man is like, oh, yeah. He's just crying. He's like crying.

He's just here scratching stuff. Yeah, go to fucking hell. He's like, oh God, now the crying, and the crying, and the grudges shut up my god And say you're a backing piece of shit Austin go to fucking yeah Dude you're not gonna talk to my you're gonna talk to my fucking Beyonce like that god She's about she's talking about things that she has no skin in the game, no fucking skin in the game, bro! That was just like, wow, wow bro, wow.

So then Lindsay and Jason in their room, Lindsay's like, um, this is bad, this is real bad. You start, you guys, you start this shit and then they're like, oh my god, let's go hide in the room. So Amanda walks into Patience's Here's room, it's crying, of course, sobbing, let's go hide in the room. So Amanda walks into Patience's Seeris room. It's crying, of course, sobbing. It's like, that's not getting posted. Patience's like, okay, everybody, whoever wasn't there. Here's what happened.

Austin told Kyle that he could ever do log distance. So Amanda went and talked to Austin. Yeah. And then, you know, and Kyle's talking to Austin. He's like, she cares about Seer and cares about you. And then we go upstairs to Amanda, she was like, I love Austin. And I want to have a sit down conversation with him and tell him,

this is what I've heard, this is what's going on, but because I don't want to tell you something and make you upset about something, she's just, she's just like a, a blubbering mess at this point. And she goes, I tried to do the right thing. And then she runs and hides behind the bed. She's just like, right, it's fun.

But, so Sierra runs out and grabs Austin. So, come on, let's go. So, they go and they pass Andre and he goes, let's go check on the bandah. Like, and so Gabby is like, Lindsey I think is talking with Gabby. She's like, I am a wedding in Jason's room, but he had like a slow cooker under the bed and it smelled terrible. So I had to go back out here again.

And Gabby's like, yeah, well Austin said he doesn't want to do long distance so the truth is coming out. And that's the man's responsibility to be honest with a woman. He's with a trying to pursue, huh? So I'm just trying to have a good time, which is why you started this shit with Amanda in the first place, Lindsay. So then Gabby starts kissing her boobs and stuff. She's like, oh yeah, your boobs smell good. And Julie is over in the corner eating cheese. She's like, close to speeding cheese while you are fine. So Austin's like, yeah, this is not the avenue I wanted to talk to you in.

I know it barely makes sense, but you have to understand how vulnerable I am right now. And she's like, well, it's all out there now. So like, why did it come to that? Are you being defensive over something? And he puts his head in his hands. And she's like, okay, well, there's a lot of suspense over here. So he's like, well, I didn't come here with like six of my house friends

who were like screaming down my throat. So now he's gonna blame her for being a woman Yeah, I like it's a girl friend just being hysterical and she's like what Amanda's my friend So she's like gonna go hard for me and if there's something she knows is gonna upset me of course she's gonna tell me Oh, yeah, of course. I'm gonna have a commented that your pants look nice Mm-hmm and Sierra's and And Sierra's like, I tell Amanda everything, everything. And obviously about you and how I feel. It's like, well, tell me, tell me what that is. Please tell me what that is.

He's acting as if Sierra has been like the one who has been closed off when he's been the one who's not been really up front. He goes, oh my God, what about sitting down with you saying that she's worried about being vulnerable and opening up and getting hurt and all the shit. She has opened up to you. You ask, oh, you can't just sit there and act like, oh, what? I have no idea how she felt. So how am I supposed to know? Yeah. And so she's like, you know how much I, you know how much I love you and like, I wouldn't be sleeping in your bed and I cried

off her or date because I was scared of it it's scared to like you and he goes, well, I want to see you as much as I can see her. Sierra, hey, why are you stressing about for no reason? Tell me your master plan. So he's almost like putting it like on her like, oh, he's just waiting for her to say what she wants. He's such an asshole. He's such an asshole.

Like, you just had this heart to heart so you could bang her. You banged her. And like immediately you're like, what? What's going on here? I have no idea you have feelings. And he's like, uh, the way he said, I know you already said the line, but it's just the way he said it. He goes, I mean, I want to see you as much as I can. Which is a contingency. Like, oh, I might be too busy, you know, sitting around my apartment doing nothing in Charleston. So then, uh, so she's like, well, I don't have a master plan. I don't eat there.

And that's all I'm saying. Ask me anything you want. And I'll tell you truthfully. And she goes, well, do you think you're ready to like talk to someone? Because I didn't, but you can't keep your eyes closed because like I think you're amazing. So I don't know. I don't know. That's okay. See after two and a half weeks, right? Tell me something please. Tell me to go fuck myself. I'm like, he's trying. He's just doing all the things. Like he's playing this whole thing of like, wow, like to actually think that we might be something beyond this would actually be crazy.

So for you to think that Sierra is actually, you're the crazy one here. That's essentially what he's saying to her. Right. So she's like, oh, shut off. Long distance shouldn't matter. Like if you want, if you like someone, long distance doesn't matter. And he's like, I'm drunk. So I just like can't right now.

I just can't. That's the table. That's the table. I don't want to long to, that's what he's saying. I mean, she's just saying, just say it. And he won't say it because he's too drunk. So she's like, whatever, the table that I'm going to bed. So he like pouts and then she pouts.

And then Craig finds Austin in their room. He's like dude you got to go cuddle there He's like oh no Craig Mm-hmm. He's like yeah, well the problem is that math is an interferent state Craig no Sierra You already forget about her oh Maybe so then pages like she's in Andreas room which I'm not gonna sleep in here tonight I'm unlikely and unsubscribing to this bed and he's like, but why? Do you want me to? Because I will. I'll do it if you want me to. I'll totally do it. We can cuddle in all sorts of different directions or not cuddle at all. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.

So this is cute. How do you pronounce this melatonin? He's like, melatonin speaking English. So then they'd like to do a little like speak some English and I'll repeat it. I'm just like, okay, see this, I can't wait to take you on a first date page. And he's like, well, it's funny because when I got here, I was texting girls, but now I'm spending time with Paige. I really like her. I want her for myself. So bad timing. Get at his part. Yeah, they're trying to create like a little arc like, oh, he oh, he now he's getting serious about her I don't believe it for one second. Okay, so So then Austin is like

He's like gets in bad with Sierra. He's like you know, I could never just go to sleep after something like that never She's like shut up. Yeah, so it's bedtime and now it's the last day, everybody. And Jason Lindsey comes into the kitchen. Jason's like, Lindsey, you want eggs at all? She's like, um, now. And so Austin is like talking with Sierra again. He's like, so back to day. Let's talk about this insane topic. And he goes, she goes, are you scared? I don't think I'm ready.

I clearly have some things I have to work on with myself. And that's what I want to talk to you about. I want to see you again. And I hope we can plan on seeing each other. You can come to Charleston. I can go to Atlanta. You know, no strings attached unless you're a crazy person like you, you know what I'm saying? I'm vulnerable. And you're not going to work on

yourself. You're just going to continue collecting ass in bars all over Charleston because you're on a TV show, okay? And they're presenting that. Yeah, there's, there's nothing about Austin that speaks of self-reflection, literally nothing. Or working on yourself, ever. So he's like, I want to see you again. I hope we can plan on it. Like, you know, you can come out. I mean, I don't know. Like, however, you're gonna have some work. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And she's like, I wasn't expecting to like someone to this capacity. But yes, I did say capacity. Like, it's an elevator. Why did I always cry? You know, like, everyone wants a fairy tale. Reality is just like so hard, so hard right now. Okay, so everyone, I know everyone wants a fairy tale and I know we all

liked the way Shrek wound up, but generally speaking, like don't, don't go for, don't go for the ogre of the group. Okay, I'm sorry, that would be Austin in this case. Yeah, so then Andrea and Patron, Andrea Patron talking is like you're so cute. And she's like, um, are you watching yourself in the mirror right now? Because he's working out. He's like, I have to see if the movement is correct. She's like, I'll tell you if the movement is correct. Yeah, so Benny, Benny basically is like, oh, I met a reservation on Tuesday. To take you out from Talia and then we'll go out and see a movie.

Like we talked about that. Yeah, he's got Tuesday and Wednesday booked. Wow, buddy. Just, yeah, remember when we talked about movies? That was a big bonding experience for us. And then they showed them on the couch going, I like movies. Me and Tale.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Deep romance. So she's like, and this was gonna happen. You can't spend 17 days straight with me and not fall in love. I'm funny and cute at the same time. Okay. You love me now. So then packing everybody's packing and the producer asked if it was a tough vacation for Gabby. She's like, yeah, but I did it. And I'm proud because it was a lot of internal coaching like Gabby, go out of this room and talk to someone, you know, I'm wanting to talk about growth is more important. I almost went through half a thing of post-its. Hey, and I almost learned how to tap a tree, but then I thought, even I'm not going

to do that. So then, um, so then page is like talking to CR and asking what happened with Austin and CR was like, well, he's just getting out of relationship and he doesn't want to drag me through the shit he's dealing with, which I get and I appreciate him being honest. But of course, of course, I think the person who's emotionally unavailable. I just think that like that whole thing of like, oh, he doesn't want to drag me through that, do that shit. It's like, that's not, why is that his decision?

He, like, that should be up to her to side if she wants to put up with that. I mean, it's all, I mean, I just, it just proof that it's bullshit, what awesome saying. That's what I'm saying. Awesome shit. So pages like, this has been exhausting. We need to get somewhere tropical, just to two of us. Um, she's like, Turks and Cakes. She's like, yeah, we'll fuck up us boy or something. So so then how's the island baby She just starts singing in the house. Well, I was old vacation theme song Fiva Fima So Gabby's first out and everyone's like I mean by and then page parents

We'll get her and She's like, oh mommy you look so cute. I have so much stuff. And she's got like a small apartment. Yeah, what was she, was there like a museum installation that she did that she now have to take down? Like, what are, why are there all these boxes for Paige? I mean, I know she has a lot of clothes and everything, but like that was ridiculous. And her mom's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll have the boys loaded up. It's no big deal And she's like look mom like a tough Italian guy, right? Isn't he good looking? Yeah? Yeah, yeah She's yes very nice looking very very good looking. She seems very nice She's like I'll make you some peppers when we get home. I guess oh no Tuesday

We're having Italian and Wednesday. I'm making her Italian pizza and the dad's like ah, Wednesday. She's with me Italian pizza and the dad's like, uh-uh, Wednesday, she's with me, huh? Well, what the am I gonna get to FaceTime page you and show her to make lasagna again, huh? So, paid sleeves and then Julia's hugging Sierra, but everyone's basically saying bye to each other. And Austin is like, Sierra, are you happy? You met me or did I like fuck up everything? She was well towards the end you did, but we can still be friends with my kiss occasionally, I guess. Grouse. And so Austin is like, I don't know what to say to her or what can make anything better. I just had the most amazing couple of weeks. And like everything must come to an end. And but if you're okay with me,

not being able to fully commit right now, I fully welcome that. Hey, so then, um, she lead like cat with him. I'm so glad this show is only six episodes. He is the worst. He really is terrible. He's not even hot. I mean, at least be hot, you know, like at least give me that. But it's like your tongue is still moving. Like get off of my fucking TV, dude. So she leaves everybody else.

It's all unemployed, Aussie bearer. Yeah. And Amanda is still, Amanda and Kyle are the last ones there, of course. And she's like, goodbye, how sweet did you know? I'm going English. She's still looking for an English muffin. And Kyle's like, and that's how you send it. And then they do that thing that they do at the end of summer house where they, it's

like the end of a, like a season of 24 where all like the monitors, like go out and then they had one last final shot of the A glue. Yeah, the final shot of the series of the A glue melting in the backyard. And that's how it's a perfect deal. And that's too. Oh my god. So it's exhausting. There's something in this. This has been a long recap But there's some things missing. I mean first I heard that this ended with Paige and Craig making out in an elevator But that didn't happen. I didn't see that also. Where's the part where Gabby accuses Kyle of hitting on her in the hot tub? Yeah, there's like stuff missing from the preview and that's a pretty big thing the whole Gabby accusing Kyle of hitting on her in the hot tub. There's like stuff missing from the preview. And that's a pretty big thing.

The whole Gabby accusing Kyle of shit. Like I need to see that. You can't put that in the preview and then not show me that. Was it in the preview for the episode or the trailer for the season? The trailer for the season. Yeah, I felt like there were some things

that were in the trailer. Like I don't know if I just remember there was one shot where Julia had this reaction. And that wasn't like, I didn't see Julia's reaction shot. And there was also a page saying, not one, not two, but three people going after Alston Cron. We didn't get to see that. It makes me wonder. Did they just like, I don't know. I didn't feel like anything was majorly left out. I'm confused. Yeah, me too.

I don't know what else could have been in there. It's I like confused. Yeah, I mean to you. I don't know what else could have been in there. It's I like there. Yeah, well, I thought it was a fun trifle and you know, I love I love the extended summer house universe and I want to see more of it. Yeah. Well, there you go. What's up for everybody? Yeah, so thanks so much for being with us this season overall. Real Housewives of Orange County starts in this place, so we will be. Wait, no, that's well, yes, yeah, yeah, well, yeah, because yeah, but now real Housewives of Orange County is taking over. It's airing on Wednesday nights, so it'll be our new Thursday show. And, you know, it's going to be great. I'm excited. Well, everybody, thanks so much for being here. Get videos and bonus episodes.

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