Watch What Crappens - Winter House: Giggly Squat

Episode Date: November 4, 2021

So much drama on this week's Winter House. First off, about three different people tell three other people that they love them like a sibling. Then Amanda goes missing for 30 tense seconds in the house. And finally, Andrea does squats with Paige on his shoulders while Austen, Ciara, Kyle, and Amanda go on a double date.Watch our recap here with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58306037Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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and get your tickets. Contagias. We are lunatics today. We are at the end of our work week. So that means that we We're just bonkers and what a good show to be bonkers for winter house. The episode begins It begins with the resolution of a cliffhanger that has weighed on me all week long Ronnie, which is what is Lindsay going to say to Austin After she has professed her love to him and he has said, Lindsay, I love you like a sister, a much, much older sister, the kind of sister who you're like, I can't believe we're even related like that. Like how does that even work? Like you're so much older

than me, are you sure you're not my aunt that kind of sister Lindsay like the kind of sister that if I was driving Miss Daisy I wouldn't even call you Miss I would just call you Daisy because you're my sister like music's like and she's like and I love that they pretend Lindsay is 75 years old. I think it's so funny. Lindsay is not older than these people. Why do they all act like Lindsay is so old? She's like two years older than Austin, gorgeous.

And they act like she is. Stomingly gorgeous. They act like she's expired man is. I mean, like look at that. Just think it's so funny that it carries over even to this new show, you know, like Lindsey cannot catch a break. So he's like, you know, we just work so much better with this way, Lynn. And I want to fuck this up because we're so close, you know, and she's like, listen, you drop some bombs on New Year's Eve. And she's like, what, what did I say on New Year's Eve?

And she says, well, we FaceTime like 15 times and I said, what are your goals is here? And you said, I'm gonna date Lindsay and then your mouth kept moving, which I assumed bet that you really loved me. And he's literally put some shit in my head. And so, Lawson tells us, seriously, like every New Year's, I'm at Masseswear Garden

at a four day fish show. I mean, what am I doing at a fish show, Lins? I'm not just having Ben and Jerry's, okay? Trey Anastasia is like a god, okay Lins? My head is in outer spaces and scene right now, okay? And she knows it, like, come on! Which is also, there's so many things, so much to unpack here.

First of all, Austin going to a four day fish concert. Wow. That's a year. Every year. I mean, that is so, that is so him. And he is one of those creepy older guys just trying to get around girls who've been, you know, taking LSD, him, or whatever you guys are doing at the Mollie,

whatever, that's old to you, right? But also, whatever you're doing, all right? Whatever that TikTok pill is, but also it's so funny to think, it's so funny to think that Lindsey FaceTime's Austin, and he is high at a fish concert, and she's like, sell so what are your goals? Like, of course, you do that.

Yeah. So he's like, you know, I mean, that comes from a place of like, I don't know. And she's like, I'm no, there's no confusing that I am going to date you in 2021. No confusing. She's like, I have a feeling Austin wants to put me on a shelf and save me till later when he's ready. And he tells her, but we have a past.

We have a past. Well, I see you're for the first time in a year and I'm elated, so then she tells us, I am not a back burner girl. So like, she wants to put me on a shelf that has a back burner on it, okay? But I'm a front burner, non-shelf it, okay, but I'm a front burner Non-shelf front burner, okay? I'm a front burner on the floor not back burner on the shelf

So like you either strike one the highest hot or get off the fucking pot And yes, I will mix all the metaphors but a force together. So either crumble the cookie or cry over the milk Whatever it's she did she mixed the kitchen laundry room and bathroom metaphor She makes it all together. She's like, I'm a front burner girl, so strike when the iron's hot or get off the pot. If I do, it's like three different places in my home. Three different spatial metaphors.

And she's definitely ready to nest. Okay. Well, it's such a nice. I just stuck the pantry, I stuck the pantry, I turned off the lines. If you're gonna be with me, you better close the garage or get off the lawn mower. An apple a day shouldn't be thrown in the glass house.

Um, and she's still like all love in her eyes. She's like, but Austin, forget the past. I see you for the first time in a year and I'm like, I'm late in. You're like a frozen machine in a derby party. Like white jeans that are formal dinner. You're like a frozen machine to the Derby party. Like, what jeans that are formal dinner? You're like the taco contract at the end of the taco rainbow. And he's like, no.

He goes, no, gross. When I got here, I was like, Lindsay is the type of friend that we're just lying bed, watch a movie. It's insane right now. And I don't want to ruin that kind of friendship. The kind of friendship where like we could hook up but there could be no strings attached. You know what I'm saying? I just think it's hilarious how everybody on the show acts like that's a bad thing.

Like isn't that what you're supposed to be looking for in life? Someone you can lay around with and watch Netflix and like the same things but also fuck like what? What am I missing? Like, isn't that a relationship? Yeah, but what they're saying is they don't wanna have relationships. He doesn't wanna relationship with her because he knows that she's kinda crazy. So he just, she's right. He wants to save her for those moments when they just hook up

and then I can go back to being friends and then when she's like, but I thought we could be something. He could be like, it's going too fast. I said I didn't want this. I mean, like how many times does she have to fall for the fuck boy defense, right? Yeah, every time.

But also, you know, I don't give Austin any credit because he's a douche, but at least he's telling her, now is it after possibly leading her on for years? Okay, yeah, but at least he's like, no, absolutely not. So then Craig is talking to Kyle and Jason and he's like, yeah, like they're good friends, you know, like they'll stay in bed together. They watch TV together.

And Kyle's like, what are you that good of friends? And Julia's there, she's like, um, so your either brother and sister, I would never have sex with someone who I'm in a relationship with like that. Yeah, and Craig goes, yeah, he really isn't me yet. Yeah, so again, I'm like to me, that's a relationship. So I'm not sure what you guys are looking for. You're not spring chickens out there. And this isn't gonna last forever. This stream of sorority girls like wandering into bars in Austin.

Sorry, Charleston in Charleston. It's not gonna last that long. So ultimately Lindsay and Austin patch things up and he goes, so we shake hands now. You want to shake on it? I'm like, wow, like, I think you're saying you love her like a sister is, I don't think you have to actually do like bring it down to like a hand shake now to like to to exert the platonicness of the relationship you want. But also Lindsay is so Lindsay about it. She is, no, we hug like we always do. But then she hugs him and she's hugging him

and that I didn't hear a word you just said kind of away. It's like too long and like loving and rocking back and forth. The slow Lindsay hug, you gotta be careful because it means a lot of things, right? So then back at the house, Luke is still making a Zigloo. That's the other cliffhanger.

How's the eggloo working out? Still a work in progress. He's still building that eggloo, one block of snow at a time. And Paige is in bed with Amanda talking. And she's like, I was in the shower and I was like, can you bring me a towel? And he was like, oh, you're gonna bring it up for me?

And I was like, or you could walk out naked. Eh, eh, eh, eh, it's so weird. I'm smiling so much. I don't know what to do. And Amanda's like, but what about Jason Conn? And Paige is like, for me, I'm sorry, I'm obsessed with my husband, was Andrea. And they're like, well, and they are like,

well, we think that Jason likes Gabby, you know? And Amanda's like, Kyle, if I were single, I would totally go after Jason, Kyle. I like when they said, I'm obsessed with my husband and it cuts to Andrea, staring at himself and his underwear. It's just like staring at himself and smelling his armpits. Good. So everybody returns from wherever they were, often is underwear. It's just like staring at himself and smelling his armpits.

So everybody returns from wherever they were, snowboarding, skiing, whatever snow thing they were doing. And Gabby's like, oh my God, guys, did you see the ugly look? My name looks like, oh, it's not finished yet. I'm going to need help for that to finish and touch his hand. And Austin goes, it would have been good if you were like, good, no, because uh, uh, Luke says, you know, I'm going to need some of these big strong men to help be Ethan Austin goes, oh, it would have been good if you were like, no, no, not you though. Mike, thanks for the note, Austin, thanks for the comic note. Be sure to get, well, we

should, we'll put your resume in at NBC for their, uh, their sitcom division. So Amanda's like, how much is it on a stand? He goes, oh, what? Good. I mean, some covers, the A-Syn's, we're happy. That's for sure. Okay, this guy's such an asshole. Like the girl, listen, in bachelor terms, because I know that's what they speak on the

show, the girl just put her walls down as it was vulnerable to you. And now you're going to come to everybody in the house and the house wouldn't eat it. She is. Like, don't make her look stupid. I mean, I know she's Lindsey, but to be dick. Awesome. Exactly. Okay. So Jason makes this announcement that there's, they're gonna get a keg for tonight and they're all gonna have drinking buddies because they're gonna be doing a beer bash or whatever. And so that's a big announcement. And then Craig makes some comment about like, don't make sure that Kyle doesn't work because he works a lot Because he has a business and so like part of a business is that you have to work and like so he like works a lot

Which is cool because he has a business and that's like pretty cool But like just make sure he's like because it's like we're fun and like if you're working It's like no, it doesn't work that way And cows like I'm sorry man The because I wake you up cause I have anxiety attacks over you not getting us the primary room from your dickhole friends, but like I'm gonna try. And he tells us the trip didn't go as he planned because he stressed and stressing a man to out.

And now they have to do their whole wedding. And it's just stressful. So then a little keg arrives because it's gonna be a beer bash show then a little keg arrives, because it's gonna be a beer bash show, a little keg arrives and often no butts, like a little keg, he's like, hold on. That's a six barrel. That's 41 beers, okay? And Andre goes, that's a lot, 41 beers.

That's a lot of beers. 41 beers? Get your ass inside, Andre. God, 41 beers. God, it's insane right now if you beer, that is. So Lindsay is on the floor for a bedroom. Julie is kind of freshening up. Lindsay's like,

should I be on Megal? Check, no, you look okay. So much like Lindsay, you just keep Lindsay and get up over there Lindsay. And Lindsay's like, I'm the name of Tingle Moment. Oh, yeah. And Julie asks if she's upset over Austin. And she's like, I mean, I can look at him

and know exactly what he's thinking, just by an eye contact. I'm like, right now when he came home, I looked into his eyes and then I got him corn nuts because he couldn't stop thinking about corn nods. Good day, I looked into his eyes and then all I heard was a fish song, that was terrible. So then,

Syris in Austin's room waiting for him and he comes in, he's like, well, well, well. Yeah, it's funny because winter, summer house has coral that has this tongue like this kind of on the bottom of the mouth Yeah, I mean this shot of Austin. He's got his tongue always kind of hanging out with his mouth There's like a lot of tongue work on this show. He was the guys. So then he being very considerate He goes up to Sierra in his room and goes, he's a crazy person. She's in love with me. She has said that to me.

And in my opinion, I had, she had no right to say that. I have no right to say that. Like you know everything about my ex-relationship and you know I have no place for somebody, especially my best friend who's insane right now, took him out of left field and told me they're in love with me. So he's like now angry at Lindsay

for saying that she loved him, even though he loved him. And telling the girl that he is hooking up with, like this pathetic Lindsay story, this guy's such a fucking asshole, but he's also like even tripling down on the assholeness because he's basically telling Sierra, yeah, so we're just gonna fuck, right?

Right. Well, it's also like, it's a full paint by numbers, fuck boy moment, right? This is what Carlo always does, right? Because the moment that a girl wants something a little bit more, then a casual hook up, Billiard is hilarious back there. Billiard is like making a little,

a little Luke's dad, a little Luke back there in your sofa. But the moment that a girl wants something a little bit more, the guy's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and then it becomes all about gaslighting her into like she's so crazy Like I said I wanted to take it slow. She knows I can't commit right now. Look at her being crazy And we see a clip of him with Madison going I love you so much. Just give me another chance Madness and please and she's like, Hey, it's not gonna happen, mister. You can stand the heat. Now, get out of the kitchen.

He's like, yeah, she really understood household metaphors. And like, she could keep her room separated in example, hypothetical. So, how can anyone compete with Madison? She was born for corn. So, so, C.R.O. is basically like, I can take a step back, you you want to say, no, no,

because guess what, if you're standing right here in this room, I'd be like, Lindsay, no, I don't have any interest in you at all, Lindsay, not at all. I was like, oh man. God, this poor woman of break, I mean, like you said you wanted to date her, and then she took that information, and then you're like like you're crazy right now

Yeah, and then Lindsay still talking to Julia. She's like, I mean, I just stop getting me drunk and Telling me or stop getting drunk and telling me you want to date me So then see her like well, maybe you're just trouble. He's like, no, maybe you're just trouble I'm just troubled. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble.

I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble.

I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I'm just trouble. I or not, because he likes Gabby. I don't

know what, again, no one seems to really be aware that Jason's in the house, like they talked to him, but they're not, I feel like after they're done talking with him, it's like, it's like the same experience as driving to the store. Like you get, you're at the store, you know you drove somewhere, but you don't have any real recollection of what that was like. I feel like you just sort of like floats through this house, talking with people,

but he hasn't really penetrated anyone's minds yet. Or if a giant is. Or if a giant is. So she's like, then do you and Tom and Tammy, and he's like, I mean, I asked the guys, like, is she in Luke?

I think, I don't know. A woman like shelter, and there's no roof on that egg loom just seeing. There's still a chance. So then Luke goes in and checks in on Gabby who's in her room. He's like, oh, so while you're reading down there, he's just, um, I'm reading about communication skills training. Something that I plan to not employ whatsoever for the rest of this episode. He's like, oh, cool, cool. Hey, read harder. My, I suggest read harder.

Hey, what's up with all those post-its? You writing a book or something? Oh, yeah, this is something I do every day. I close my eyes and pick a different note and I kind of live by that note, and then I get through the day. I call it Post-It improv. It's great.

I love it. Yeah, she fucking crazy. I've never seen anybody who does post it notes all over their house to remind them of whatever be a not crazy person. Okay, and I'm sorry if you are one of those people, if you're listening to this, but you might want to consider that next time you look at your post, it's like, you're good enough. Your good post, it's are not a personality. Okay. So, and then Luke, of course, is like, oh, what if a note said, uh, eat five pizzas? Would you eat five pizzas?

It's sort of like truth or dare with yourself, huh? Huh? And she goes, well, I would do it, but I would have to really work out after that. He's like, oh, I would like that note, bae. You know what? I get my seat nose. I think he knows the post it in that rule. He's like, oh, I would like that note, Bay. You know what? I get my signals. I think he knows the post didn't at all. He's like, Bay. Yeah.

He's like, oh, this is a little bit of a red. Oh, I can't help but notice that your postits are not in the shape of red flags. Do you want to fix that? Because that's all I see. My notes catch a fish with my hands. My notes say hat dish. So Andrea goes to page and see her as room. And he's like, oh, oh, he's telling us it's always been my dream to met him in a medic in girl and go back to Italy.

Which is the weirdest dream I've ever seen. I can't get over this. Yeah, I can't get over this dream. Like, they're out of women in Italy, unfortunately. And he's like, you know, I'm a mama's boy. Can you believe it? I tell you, man, who's a mama's boy? And I'm an only child.

Oh, yes. I just want to bring an American back to my mama. So that way, she just hates, she can say all the things to my mama that I am too afraid to say. Yeah, do you think that the mom is just a fucking terror? And he can't find an Italian woman because they always have to meet his mom And that's where it goes wrong absolutely. It's just gonna like drag someone to Italy or their stuck. They're just stuck there Celebrity beef you never know if you're just to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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doesn't respond as usual. It's like the slow, the slow death of this relationship is playing out over this, over this show. So then Jason's telling Lindsey that she needs to use some light layers for the night. Then he's dancing to jump suit, trying to make her happy. And she gives him a double kiss. He's like Mark, kind of the light raft, you know, he's bored and she's bored. They're going to have like pity themselves sex with each other, I think. Yeah, because she gives him like a very slow thank you.

She goes, thank you. And then she gives that slow double kiss. I was like, she has marked him and now she's going, now goes, thank you. And then she gives that slow double kiss. I was like, she has marked him. And now she's going, now the game's begin. She's gonna show Austin how much she doesn't care about Austin by going after Jason. Right. So then Julia is corrolling someone's hair for them

and talking about Luke. And who's, who's asking Gabby about Luke? Or Strains for them. I think it's Gabby's hair. And so she's like, so you're not interested in, so you're not interested in Jason. And then Jason's like, oh, hi guys. Just a court talking.

Is that the wind? Do I hear the wind blowing through here? Who's that? It's me, it's Jason. Jason just here to hit on Gabby. I don't know what that is. Maybe it's the air conditioner. Maybe it turned on by accident.

So she's like, so Navi is gone again. Oh, are you in the Jason? I mean, Jason, right? Gabby's like, no, not really. Nah. Well, so Julia was hoping that she was going to be into Jason, but it's not happening.

So Julia, because I've known Jason for years. So I was hoping that Gabby would be in the womb because it would be nice to play matchmaker with my friend of yours because if they're wedding, I could say, I know Jason for years and I've known Gabby for years. And cheers to the couple I've known for years.

Let's have beers to death, to tears to fears. No, no for years. Ha, ha, ha. So Julia, sorry, Gabby likes Luke. And so Julia offers, Julia's like, so you're gonna be like, hey, are you interested or do you want me to be like, hey, are you interested? Because I've known Gabby for years. So when I know someone for years, it's sort of my thing. Do you want me to say that? I like her actual thing, she goes, should I say like, what do you think of Gabby?

And Gabby goes, that would be great. She goes, you say it like that. You say it like that? He's definitely a hard nut to crack. Or it could take years. I'm into it. I'm into it. I called out a project. So then, so now, top the drinks and beer.

So that's a beer bash, everyone's drinking beer. And Gabby and Jason are playing pong, and Jason's like, hey Gabby, I like the way you throw. That's unique. She's like, get away from me. So Lindsay is talking to Luke kind of on the side. He's like, how was he? He's like, it was good.

It's in community planning, okay? And she's like, well, I talked to him. And then the girls just come right over to them with their like shots. Yeah, they don't do a shot. And a lot of the pandemonium. And ultimately, so then Amanda starts getting upset because she's like, where's Kyle? Kyle? And then it cuts back to Lindsay who's just telling Luke, I mean, like when you can look at someone in their eyes and communicate to your eyeballs Austin, I have that like it's like when he has an eye booger. I have an eye booger And looks just looking at her like God, I hope she can't read my eyeballs right now I'm just wondering why she's wearing a little girl's knit cap with bunny palms on them

I'm just wondering why she's wearing a little girl's knit cap with bunny palms on them. Kind of creepy, but also hot. What's going on? I wonder if I can have an igloo goldess hack. Why am I thinking about igloo goldess hack suddenly? Damn it. And pop dishes. So, um, she's, he's like, listen, if Sierra wasn't here, what would happen? Can she see that I'm suggesting that we murders here together? So we should murder Sierra together. Got it. He's like, I'm here for you. I will marry you. I will. So then, um, Andreas is making out with Paige and she's like, all like, I smell like piata. She like doesn't care. So then Andrea is making out with Paige and she's like all like

I smell like piara. She like doesn't care. She just she's so enamored and then there's just like all sorts of silliness and Kyle so oh so now in the kitchen Kyle is talking to Gabby and Jason's like in the cupboard like rummaging for something or he's by the table and Kyle and Gabby are over by the stove. And he's basically like, what do you think about Jason? He's pretty cool. He's so awesome. And she goes, he is. But there's some things that you love so much. You never want to ruin.

Cause I love him like a brother who I've known for four days. Jason's like, yeah, I think. You know how there's those people that you just adore? He's like, yeah, and they give you blow jobs. No, I wouldn't want him to set up. I mean, I love him too much. And so Jason just goes, well, she told you how she feels.

And she's like, but I love you, my god brother. He's like, thanks. I'm an actual model and I'm being friend-zoned right now. Okay, this does make me have a complex. But at least he's being friend-zoned right now. Okay, this doesn't make me have a complex. But at least he's being friend-zoned by another model. I know, because of our beliefs, because of another model. Yeah, because they're all equal and model world,

they're all equal, you know? Hmm, so then Sierra's taking us selfie with people and then Lindsay gets on the ad. She's like, oh, that's that girl. So then Paige is talking to Julia and Paige is like, um, like, if I like and I get candy and Julia goes, like butterflies. It's like, yeah, if he walks into a room, I'm like, wow, are you like, are you trying to like, uh, are you? Are you? Are you coming into us? Yeah, and he comes in with

potato chips. He's like, Oh, I get caught in potato chips. I love these potato chips. I want to take them from America and bring them back to Italy for my mother. That you just want to bring me a chip. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe I feel so weird smiling like this, God. So Julia tells us. Oh, I definitely miss my boyfriend.

I mean, just because I have a boyfriend doesn't mean I can't have fun, right? Oh, that's her. That's her preloading her excuse for the inevitable phone fight that she's going to have this season, which is like, what, like, I can't have fun, right? Oh, that's her. That's her preloading her excuse for the inevitable phone fight that she's gonna have this season, which is like, what, like we can't have fun? Like I'm just having fun, that's it, that's all I'm doing.

Cause you know, there're gonna be that like couple that fights and he gets mad when she has fun and then she says, I'm allowed to have funds that way it's like established that she's only having fun and not flirting, et cetera, et cetera. That's my, it's at the moon. My low- My low-level, uninteresting theory about Julia.

Yeah. So then Craig and Luke are stripping on the table and Andrea starts dirty dancing on the table with Paige. And Amanda's like, Kyle, why don't you do that, Kyle. And Kyle's just soft-walking, right? He's wasted, of course. Yeah.

And she's like, one thing, me and Kyle, I'm talking about only time is having fun together. But then he works. And when he's not working, he just wants to be part of the guy's group. Like, hi, I'm over here. So another fascinating insight into their relationship. So then, it's just more like drunken, drunken, drunken things. And like at one point, like Luke is up there on the table, taking off a shirt, and Julia sort of like puts like up,

like some undies or like a G string, or just underwear like into his like belt or whatever. And like, there's slow mo, something like, okay, whatever. But then afterwards, he comes down from the table and then Julian Leake starts kind of like lightly grinding enough that like I it didn't even seem like anything but it was enough that Gabby's like are you kidding me and then she storms off at off to her room and I was like are they trying to make some some sort of drama out of this but it was actually Gabby being really upset. some some sort of drama out of this, but it was actually Gabby being really upset.

Yes, I'm irritated right now. Julie doesn't even want Luke. She hasn't asked him that. It's just some need for attention. She's got, you know what? And I'm not surprised. And the producer says, why is she ruined past romantic relationships for you? And Gabby goes, yeah. Don't don't like that. So Julie is really horrible. I like that. So Julia is really horrible. I like that Julia is like an undermine our to her friends. So now Amanda calls up her mom and she's like, Mom, I need a vent. So she starts talking about Kyle and there's no happy moments. So she goes into the bathroom to talk with her mom. And then Kyle is sort of standing around and he's like, where's my fiance?

Where's my, where's Amanda? Where's Amanda? Amanda, are you there? Amanda, man, Amanda. I need a wider man down. Where's Amanda? Oh my God, where's my man down? And he's looking all over and Julie is like,

I mean, should we be concerned? I mean, what's going on? But he's freaking out now that he can't find Amanda. Meanwhile, Craig has spoke to Hole in the Beer and it's just like spelling it all over the floor. I mean, I hope whoever's house this is just like sitting there with a notebook, writing down charges. Just make a list and Kyle's like,

it's the worst rollercoaster ever with our wedding. Because he's now sitting with like Lindsay, because he can't find Amanda and he's like, it's the worst roller coaster ever with our wedding. Because he's now sitting with like Lindsey. Because he can't find a man down. And he's like, so Lindsey's like, Kyle, let's talk it out. He's like, it's been the worst roller coaster ever with our wedding. And I've had, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, what are you? Getting married and the Jamaican's like right now when I get married. I'm like, worried that I don't bear enough attention.

I love her to death. And he's doing that. Tearless, tearless drug sob. He's just like, uh, uh. And so then Julie is like, oh, me, is Amanda literally missing? And me, because literally Kyle is about to call the blaze. So Lindsay's like, I'm gonna get her.

And he goes, do you know where she is? She goes, no, but I'm about to fucking find her. She's like, she's like, runs out on the mission and he's just sobbing on the bed. Like, bring her back to me, come home. He's like reenacting cold mountain. So then, Amanda, she's already out of the bathroom. She's just doing shots in the kitchen.

So they're like, Amanda, you scared Kyle. She's like what? So then Lindsay like brings Amanda in for Kyle. He's like where have you been? Yeah, Craig Carl goes Amanda Kyle couldn't find you and he's really upset. Please let him know where you're gonna be Okay, She didn't fly to Oklahoma. She went into the bathroom. Can't someone, I mean can't someone go to the bathroom in peace even if she was on the phone. Like what if she was just taking a shit?

Let her take her shit. So. So Kyle, what's wrong with you? It's like well you weren't here. I was in the bathroom. Which bathroom? Which one? Our bathroom.

He's like, oh, I didn't look, because you only go in there to poop. No one looks there. So then Gabby and Paige are talking. So Gabby's like, can I talk to you about Luke? And Lucas do in the dishes. And she's like, yeah, I saw Julia grinding. And I's like, can I talk to you about Luke? And Luke is doing the dishes. And she's like, yeah, I saw Julia grinding, and I was like, I'm out of here,

and I have hit my limit with Julia. She came to me and like, I wanna talk to him, and then I see her grinding on him. And I'm like, get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. My ex and I broke up because I, Paige just goes, damn. Be careful. She goes, be careful.

You know what I'm saying? So So now Julia is like looking at a picture on her phone. She's like, I'm zooming in on a picture. My man said me, it's not a penis. Okay, it's a picture I've known for years. Okay. And then Amanda and Jason are doing some shots. And Lindsay is like, um, are you guys taking fireball without me? And then she goes up to Jason, she's like, how are you doing?

So I'm like, it's coming. She's marking her territory. She gives him the friends how you do it. And he's like, awesome now. You're a sexy woman. You better know that, okay, girl. You're the couging. Mm-hmm.

And then Sierra goes up to Julia and goes, um, I think Gabby is mad at you. Is that her name? Gabby? And Julia's like, why me? It's like because you were dancing with Luke, which is gross. So Julia's like, is that a problem? Like, I danced with someone.

Like, if she has a problem, she can come to me. Yeah, I think Gabby, like, slams her door on Mad. So then everyone's going to bed and him add a say, Kyle, please just brush my mouth. And he's like, all right, he trips over a lamp. And then they're going snowboarding the next day and then he goes to bed. She's like, I am like, and I'm moving in. Goes to bed. So now is the next morning, everyone's waking up

and Kyle does end up brushing a mattress teeth in the bed. Yeah, and he's like, don't spit. Did you just swallow that? So Luke and Gabby have more of that centrelating chemistry. He's like, oh, sick. More half drunk and water bottles. What a surprise.

And she goes, I know. I just started drinking out of cups now. These two do have a romance. I feel that the romantic tension is just palpable. What that is, a married couple, right? People who hate water bottle drinkers. Yeah, I'm gonna use a cup. It's like, oh, yeah, let's do it.

She's like, well, I wasn't gonna use the cup, but unfortunately, that was the post it that I pulled for today gonna use a cup. It's like, oh, yeah, let's do it. I wasn't gonna use the cup, but unfortunately that was the post that I pulled for today. Use a cup. Oh, gah. So Julian, Lindsay, you're talking and Lindsay's like, I can not figure out how to get the bags out for my eyes. Well, I guess that's what happens once you hit 70, am I right? Well, it's so awkward upstairs because Gab is not even talking to me I mean she's not even looking at me

And this is like use the talk to me so then everyone goes snowboarding and Kyle's like we have the first time I took a man of skiing she was scared But who went up to this really see Bill and I was like whatever man to go on and so I just pushed her down the hill I mean it was hilarious and then like I see pushed her down the hill. I mean, it was hilarious. And then like, I see her at the bottom of the hill and she's just like crying behind her goggles. And she has a God scheme for a while. Oh, don't you love those romantic stories of men

just traumatizing their girlfriends? Like, no, I told you about that show, a hundred-foot wave, right? Like the documentary about the surfer and the guy, the main guy, and he tells the story. He's like, oh yeah, I saw my wife, you know, she used to go surfing, so I thought she'd be pretty good, so I brought her out to a big wife, big, a big wave, and I just said, you could do it, you could do it, and then sort of tour around and Jimo, got sucked up and Jimo's died and now she's afraid of surfing

So all that was a good time. I'm like thanks for traumatizing your wife Sir, oh man, so Craig is talking to Paige and he's like I'm excited to run with you guys And she's like and last year on the bunny hills. We won't see you. He's like, ah, ah There's like okay. There's just like three mile flat part. She's like three miles. And it goes downhill at a steep angle, but it's flat. If you were, it's a flat downhill. So then, Luke, then with there's now it's just like snowboarding and skiing. And we hear Luke saying some ski slang. I guess he's like, let's butter the muffin. So then Lindsay.

Lindsay is struggling with her snowboard. Like poor Lindsay, they're like, here Lindsay, here's the here's the geriatric snowboard for you made for 70 plus Lindsay's is just like a walker on two snowboards just sliding down. And then Sierra wipes out. So anyway, the guys sort of are at the top of the mountain and they're just like talking. And they're talking about Andrea because last night there was a moment when like Austin and Andrea and Paige and Sierra were all lying in bed. And then Andrea tried to choke Paige, sort of like sexually choker. So they're like, Oh, Andrea, that move, crazy, this is insane right now.

And he's like, Andy, what are you, the Italian Italian Andy? What's your dinner? Andy. He's like, she liked it. You know, I like her personality. I just don't want to rest things. Andy tells us I broke up with my girlfriend because of COVID. And I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with her, no rebound for me.

I wanna know more information. I wanna know if he break up with her or if she break up with him, because if he broke up with her and then he's saying, I thought I was gonna spend the rest of my life with her. I have red flags, red flags. He cheated, that's the best. That's what that means, that means,

because if you want to spend the rest of your life for someone, you can deal with a few months away from each other. Yeah, he cheated, he got caught, and now he's just saying that he got dumped and his heart is broken, so he can use the fuck boy. My heart is broken, and I can't commit to it. Yeah, I'm a romance. Like I want love, and I was open for it,

but now I've been wounded, so now I can't give my heart away anymore. The textbook, right? Text book. So he's telling the guys nothing serious, nothing serious and look as you're 10 other girlfriends wouldn't like that, huh? He goes, really? What? So they're all around the fire now and Julia's bringing everyone blankets.

She's like, oh my god, I've loved blankets for years. So she gives them blankets and, um, hey, see,, hey Gabby, can I pull you for a talk? Okay, cool. All right, let's see on over here. Okay, cool. So Sierra, who I don't know for years, but I'd like to, she came to me last night and was like, Gabby's pissed at you because you were dancing with Luke

and I'm like, what? Like that's crazy and Gabby's like, yeah, it just wasn't just that. You were like, do you want me to talk to him? Do you want to talk to him? And the next day I know you're like grinding on him. I'm so like, but I thought I would save it until you're building the ink loop together.

I mean, that's more intimate. Just, oh, you know what? Just let the tables turn. Just let the tables turn, Julia. And she's like, listen, I'm not trying to be a bit trotter. I care about our friendship. I mean, come on. I'm like, I'm not trying to be a bit trotter I care about our friendship I mean come on like I care about a relationship but and then Gabby tells us Julia can never be wrong she's got an ego on her. I just want to just take a moment

to appreciate the sentence. I was saving it for when he was building the igloo or something more intimate to have the real conversation. It seemed like a very igloo conversation. Sorry, it was very igloo appropriate. And Gabby's like, but I'm trying to express to you, it's just, but you didn't express it to me. You went to somebody else, and Gabby's like, we're not getting anywhere, bye.

And leaves. I'm saving the rest of this conversation for the igloo. So now Julia's all pissed, and Gabby's all pissed, so they hate each other now, right, for the moment. So now Craig and Austin, they all go home and Craig and Austin get under the hot tub. And Julia, she gets her revenge because she makes an amazing dinner for everyone.

But you know, but Julia, since I'm sorry, since Gabby is like mad at Julia, she knows she can't have Julia's amazing dinner, so she has to sit in her bed. I listen to everyone else be like, oh, Julia, the basal sauce and that pasta. Oh my God. So that's pretty crafty.

I think that's pretty mean to do like revenge pasta, you know? Yeah, revenge, the way to a man's stomach, et cetera, et cetera. Comma-shoes, here comes one right now. stomach, etc. etc. Um, you know, Luke really appreciates good manners in the kitchen too, because he comes in and he's like, Oh man, this bacon was left out. Fuck! Yeah. See, it's just so Luke that thinks about it. Oh god, it's in a half-drunken water bottle, too.

God! Damn it. I'm never gonna be able to finish my egg loop by cleaning up all this shit Gabby's like I'm drinking my bacon in the glass now And then and then so while Julia's making her spaghetti and meat sauce Luke is on his phone and he's he's on like his ring camera and he's like she's showing Julia He's like hey look what's out my ring camera. Okay, look at all these fuckers. If I go to my camera right now, my lake property, look, there's so many animals. Look, there's

an owl. Here's an owl. And then you see like an owl flying at his ring camera. He's like, oh, I love the animals. I get four deer every night. And then like two more, two more come. So it's like four and then two, but it's not six altogether. It's like, it's a four and two thing. And then there's the rabbit. Oh Oh god. I love the rabbit. Have I told you about the chipmunk? Oh, it's so good. Listen, you know, there's something that living out Here does to you, right because I'm the same way. I literally have ring videos where I'm like, oh my god Did the chipmunk like I'll go through the ring from the day and be like did the little squirrel come back? Where's my back squirrel?

the ring from the day and be like, did the little squirrel come back? Where's my black squirrel? So then he decides that Julia really likes his ring footage. So he's like, as I get to know Julia more, you know, she's fun and attractive. And God, can she parse through some ring footage? Really appreciated the owl, which I liked, you know. She's got a boyfriend, so fuck her. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But you know, I'm gonna be queuing up a lot of that out footage. Oh, yeah hot hot out footage and fingers crossed for the rabbit tonight. Oh God So so now back in the hot tub it the it's more of the making it Andre and Paige are making out Austin and Well, actually, no, I'm sorry. It's just the guys right now. So Andrea, I just have like, I'm just like traumatized by that first episode with all the making out that like now when I see the hot tub, I just assume that I'm seeing that awful footage again.

But it's just Andrea and he's talking about how he was afraid of Austin and Greg at first because he doesn't really get along with guys. He is, I love girls more, more, I like that more. So Gabby's telling her mom that she got into it with Julia. She's like, it broke my heart. I mean, when I do speak up for myself, I feel like I'm invalidated. And then Lindsay is talking to her mom, right? She's like, I thought that was about to be a fun flirty or her aunt.

Who's she talking to? I don't know who she's talking to. She's man and Lindsay. Amanda. Me? Was it Amanda? Who's she talking to? I don't know who she's talking to man and Lindsay Amanda me must be Amanda was Amanda so she's like I thought this was supposed to be a fun 3 vacation with my best friend And I've like made so many bad decisions with man and it says ever it The next what payment Carl Thanks Stephen Carl, ding, Steven, ding, maybe I should just know for the nice guy, try something different.

Poor Ameth, he didn't even wind up in the montage. Remember him? Yeah. Yeah, no. Exactly. So, so now the, now is the hot tub making out and Paige is like, um, do I want to sleep with Andrea right at this moment? Absolutely. Do I want to find an Andrea right at this moment? Absolutely.

Do I want to find an outfit that only costs $20 for him to take off? Absolutely. I'm human, but guys are simple creatures. And the one thing that like when you give it to them, they lose interest. So you can't give it. I'm like, Paige, he's a fuck boy. The, that what you're saying right now is he's a fuck boy and you're going to get emotionally destroyed by him. That's what I'm hearing.

She's like, I've made up scenarios in my head. Like, what if we go to dinner? Or maybe we're walking down the sidewalk holding hands. It's crazy. And we're going to have a... Then Kyle and Amanda are talking and they're kissing and stuff. I'm kind of like, oh my god, I'm getting wet. She goes, what? Where are you getting wet Kyle? He's like, my dick.

Mike, well, we figured that part out. We didn't need that spelled out. So now it's the next morning and Jason's making his bed and Amanda says that she wants cheese and so basically Kyle proposes a double date him and Amanda are he and Amanda says that she wants cheese. And so basically Kyle proposes a double date. Him and Amanda are he and Amanda, Amanda and he and Austin and Sierra. And but notably, notably, Andrea did not bring Paige coffee this morning.

Yeah, so Andrea's showing the guys that he's just, you know, it's nothing with Paige, whatever. And then he doesn't bring the coffee. So something's going on, right? Well, the guy that he's just, you know, it's nothing with Paige, whatever. And then he doesn't bring the coffee. So something's going on, right? Well, the guys, because the guys probably did that whole thing, like, so are you guys gonna get together, right? And then that's when a fuckboy is like, oh shit. I'm showing too much interest.

She's gonna start thinking too much. So now he's, now, coffee's over. Or he's not getting, he's not getting laid. So he's doing, he's playing reverse psychology. That's true. I've all the above me. Oh, really? Well, now I'll make her chase me around. That's true.

So Luke and Paige are in the kitchen and she's like, um, that's coffee. He's, well, you're Italian, and Italian made it, so blame him. She goes, what the fuck didn't he bring it to me? And then Austin goes up to Sierra and goes, hello, it's're Prince Charming. I'm like, I don't know,

Prince Charming spat so much. And she's like really nervous for this date because she let her walls down, guys. So then Paige and Sierra are like picking clothes and Paige says, I feel like I'm a love island. Which was a shout out for you. Thank you, thank you. And then Craig is like, you look like a lumberjack

Austin There's a lot of really high-level commentary going on in this house So Austin's like I've only officially been single for three months and I've not been up on a proper date with a minute and three years It's been saying how long it's been. And Sierra is like, the fact that my friend is going on a date, oh, sorry, it's page. Because I love when we do the wrong, we say it's the wrong person, we have to change the voice entirely. The fact that my friend is going on a date and she deserves it on the other hand. Hello, I would like to be taken on a date. I mean, I'm wearing something that cost me $17 but looked like it was $70.

Hello. Happy for her. Set for myself. So Sierra did a little too much dreaming about this date. I mean, she comes down wearing leather pants at a fur. I'm like, what the hell? I'm going Vermont. Even if it wasn't Austin, even if it was pretty charming, you're in Vermont. And Amanda's like, well, that's a difference. I'm engaged. She's just all casual and fancy. So then she's like, I just wrote a lot of that now. Kyle's like, hey, can you put on some mascara? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't feel like washing my face. I'm like, I don't know. I don't feel like watching my face like an Eric Ion. So then Craig calls Natalie on the phone. He's like, hey, baby, how are you doing? Are you skiing? She's Uh, okay, well, I love you, and I'll see you soon.

Coco? Okay, bye. You know, this is all she's saying anyway. Oh, ho, ho, ho. She's with some of the gutted down. She's with some like German guy, like having an amazing sort of sex debate out there in Vail or wherever she is.

So they're in town now now and the man is like, Kyle, let's be cute in all the hands. And they go to a restaurant called Cork. Yeah. And they sit down and Austin does what anyone would do on a double date, hey, how's your sex life? I was like, whoa. Yeah, because they're like,, your first date, because Amanda

and Kyle are doing the thing like, wow, we don't even fuck anymore. So that's their plan, which is a weird plan for a date too, right? Because Amanda's like, cheers, cheer guys, steaming. And Kyle's like, yeah, truth be told, like being around couples, like it's excited, like, I mean, God, like, I just come on guys, this is hot. And Amanda's like, yeah, it's just, and Cargo's, yeah, we have to make a lot of effort. Yeah. And Austin goes, well, what is the sex life like? And he's like, well, it's been tough last year,

you know, working together. I guess, do you feel like roommates now guys? We're just roommates. Did you just still bone? Like, what the hell? Awkward. I know. And Cargo's like, well, I will say that seeing sparks

fly amongst you guys, it makes me go, aw, like, take me back to five and a half years ago. Back when Amanda used to make me guacamole without me even having to ask, she just did it out of the kindness for her own heart. God, I missed those days. They're talking about their age differences. And Amanda's like, where in nine years apart?

Because yeah, you're old now. So I need to shop for a new 20 year old. So um, Paige is in the kitchen talking to Gabby and it's super awkward because Paige is always with Sierra. You know, so now it's like she's new friend. She has new friend for her friend, a friend, a boy. So she's like, um, do you want food? And she's like, why are you talking to me? Where's Sierra? She's on a date. So what's your favorite sandwich? I think this is going well so far, huh? Yeah, pretty good.

We could be friends. And then Gabby's like, well, so nice to see Andrea like this, because usually I only see him sleeping around with girls. And then she just takes a sandwich, a bite of her sandwich. Thanks for making me a sandwich, by the way. So it was such an undermining moment. Oh, so good. So much like. So then Luke and Andrea are talking and he's like, I'm not doing so good. I just got the text from two girls that

I'm with at the same time. And looks like, oh geez, to it the same time it goes only to. And Luke says, you know, I came in here with no expectations. Like, maybe I get to check in on the rabbit once a night, but other than that, no real, maybe built in a glue, you know, but no real expectations. And you know, whatever happens. Maybe I make a half pass. Possibly get sent, possibly gets sent a video of an, of an owl crotch flying right towards my face

from the ring camp. Got it. You know, got that too. So sort of hoping for the coyote. I don't know, but owls good too. I like owl. You know what I love? Oh, deer and bunny together.

Oh, that'd be, okay, I have expectations. I have expectations. So Luke says that he likes Julia Puccino's boyfriend. He's like, do you know where? He's like, I know that on and off, why don't you try to investigate that? He's like, I think I should. Yeah.

So then back to the double date, they're talking about age differences still and Amanda's like, yeah, my mom asked if Kyle has Peter, Panson from and I was like, that's the big thing of the South. And the South women get it. What do they call this degree? I forget what it's called an MRS. Get it stands for Mrs. Oh, the MRS. Yes. Yeah. He's like, yeah, because women just go to college to find them out and get married. Yeah, Peter Panzenjom is huge in the South. I mean, I can't even go by a clock store without getting traumatized if you know what I'm saying. Oh my god, Ronnie and Oxo thing just arrived at

the front door, but I'm gonna let them leave it there. I'm not gonna run out of the podcast to get it, even though I'm so excited. My Oxo arrived. My oxo can't answer. Continue. So Kyle's like. I just gave you a full on Dorothy look from you gave you a look like then. I'm trying to finish this recap and you're babbling about an oxo container. That's arrived at the front door. I can kill you with these oxo containers. So guys like, so how many kids do you want, Sierra?

Okay, again, it's like the first date you guys. And Sierra says she wants three, and God goes, and she wants some staff. Get it? She's the nearest guys, everybody get it? So, so Austin's like, when I came into this house, I just want to have fun because I just got out of something. And lo and behold, I found someone who's really cool

and really great and I can't wait to not really commit to her but still sleep with her. That's gonna be awesome. He's like, Sierra's don't grow on trees. That's interesting. So, and then we go back to Paige and Andrea, and they pass by each other in the hallway and goes, how much do you weigh?

And she's like, how much do I weigh? How much do I weigh? How much do I weigh? How much do I weigh? Can I put you on my back? Can do squats? So I'm just like, now I'm just like exercise equipment. Yeah, that's good.

So can you put me on your back? I mean, sure, I mean, where are we going? Is this a normal workout for you? Is this leading to a date of some sort? What? I think that that must work for him. Girls are like, oh my god, he's lifting me. This is workout.

But hey, just not into it. She's like, all right, we got it. We've seen your abs. Anyway, I like a bad bod. My best friends are on dates and you're asking me to work out, get me out of here. I am done. Yeah. And that's where it ends though. That's where it ends. So next week it looks like they go on a date, but he's also telling people he's not interested in her whatsoever. So it's basically like a rerun of page and Carl on pages for a season, which is fun.

It's fun for us. So. You gotta love, you know, I respect that page doesn't give into these fuck boys every time and just let some show their ass. Yeah. She does it every time. It's really good.

She's really good at that. Yeah. But she's still tangles with them. She still tangles with them. Oh yeah, but she's like, she sees it coming, you know. She's like set up, she's like set up roadblocks to not get herself too crazy over them, but got to respect. I never learned that.

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