Watch What Crappens - Winter House: Hot Hand Luke

Episode Date: October 22, 2022

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Big episode of Winterhouse to talk about today. Yeah. I'm very controversial episode guys. I mean, we've heard all this stuff happening with Luke. I didn't know it was going to be episode two. Oh my guys. Maybe it sounds. Maybe it sounds. Maybe it sounds.

A lot of team Luke, team Craig surveys up on the internet. How about team Rumba? How about team whatever has to clean up that mess? How about team stopping such a fucking messy newvo reach piece of shit Craig? Down. Happen to you. How rich are you? You know, you're not that rich Craig. Okay. Pick up your own shit. Stop eating gay pride pinatas in the kitchen. That's not nice to gay people, the poop emoji, or pinatas. And clean up your shit. And don't be telling people, you know, you want to talk about being shitty to women, how about when women's feet are bleeding because you keep breaking glass everywhere,

you say, where's some shoes? Thank you. Greg. Yeah, I know. It is kind of, I mean, I have to say, in all seriousness, I thought this was actually a fascinating episode because it actually highlighted how these issues of sexual harassment, boundaries, etc.

How they really actually can live in such messy spaces. We're very used to, we watch shows like House the Dragon, where, oh, look, there's a creep and that creep just did something creepy. They're bad. And you know, you watch this show and it's like, you've got one guy who's being a total asshole, the whole episode being pompous, being condescending, being very self-involved, and yet it seems like at a strange moment, he kind of stands up for what's right and then you have another guy who's actually pretty nice, who seems like, oh, you know, he's just like a little misguided

or whatever, but then kind of does something creepy and and like pulling that all apart is messy and and that's just the way kind of life is so I actually thought this episode was kind of really good for showing that. I don't know I'll get to it as soon I have no overarching thought about it, except to clean your fucking house, like gross. I was more upset for cleaning people and also how people renting their homes. Like, who does that? And just being like, how are we gonna have fun

if we don't trash a house? Fuck you, I've never seen you do that on Southern Charm. I dare you to do that in Austin's cousins house or his aunt's house or wherever they were, you know? That was such a shocking thing to say. Also, I think that like Craig right now, in some way, he is the elder statement statesman of the show at the moment, you know, it's just him. You could make an argument that Kyle, Kyle's also, Kyle has a huge amount of

seniority, but he's kind of in like honeymoon land. And so Craig is there. And normally he is operating under the shadow of big personalities like Shep or Austin, maybe, you know, you could even make an argument, maybe Whitney, but here he doesn't have the big brothers around. And so the little brother now is ruling the roost and we see he becomes a disaster.

He is totally unhinged and i feel like we see so much of cragg has been actually controlled and contained about these other assholes and now that he has room to breathe he's terrible well like we always say i'm sure cragg just has this charm where he makes it okay the next day and he's's always, I mean, Craig's horrible. He's always been horrible. Really, if you think about all of his plotlines, Craig's a piece of shit, but he has this smiling, charming personality, and you know, he's always got coke to you. And you always forgive him, you know, it's just how, just how it goes. Guys, so usually like it's like the light of day and sobriety, he brings out his little, his mumble core,

you know, his mumble twee, where he's like, oh, I guess I was really bad last night, but I was like a kid who like wanted his Oreos. I'm like, they weren't there. I was like, mom, I want my Oreos and like, I was bad. Like, that's what he does. Like, kind of like a cute sea regression. Like, I'm just a cute little kid.

And then he's like, they does the right thing. But on this episode in the light of day, he just a cute little kid. And then he's like, they does the right thing. But on this episode in the light of day, he just continued to be awful. There was, he didn't, he just didn't even have that, that moment of, I'll make everything right this morning. He just was terrible. Yep, stayed terrible. Well, we're excited to talk to you guys about this on Monday night on Take a seat, which is our live show where we talk to you guys. You talk back to us, you talk to each other. That 7 p.m. Pacific every Monday night over on Spotify, live.

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Let's just jump into it, right? Well, I mean, I guess I should relate for that. But let's jump into it now. Just look out for the broken glass. Let's do it. Yeah. So we are back with Paige and Amanda, who at the end of the premiere were, you know, it was like, oh my God,

what am I going to do? Living in a house for two weeks, he's out of control. And then he's a a pinnata. So he's pages based the asking Amanda for advice. She's like, I mean, what happens if like Craig and Sierra like get legit mad at each other? Like, what will we do? It's like when you get to them all, it's ours close. Like, what's next?

Well, you just go cring. You have to apologize cring. Just say his name like that a lot and then you run to your friends and then you talk shit about him because you're really just children. And then the guys downstairs like, wow, wow, like dog priming on each other and kicking each other. And then Jason is talking to Rachel the Flores and he's like, he's just mumbling something.

He's not mumbling, he's just kind of like talking. He's like, yeah, I mean life is good. And I get to meet people who are amazing and talented. And she's like, um, are you just talking to me or are you being serious right now? I can't tell. Are you just like monologuing? Like are we having a conversation?

I see a piece in like positive Instagram meme language. You know, he's like, God, so lucky to me. Amazing talented people who are so intuitive. She's like seriously, who talks like this? Seriously. And then they like to. She of course, because he's like super hot and you know, he they're like, they clearly have chemistry. So then he wants it like holding her hands. And she's like, oh my God, you're like very warm and I'm like perpetually cold. I'm like a cold person. Oh my God, I just said I'm a cold person.

I'm inherently cold. Ah, so then we go to Luke and Jess in the hot tub and she's like, he's like, hey, me, I have a kiss. You want a kiss? Something like that. And she's like, oh my like, hey, me, I have a kiss. You want a kiss? Something like that. And she's like, oh my God, I'm the first date. And he says, you don't make out on the first date in my hot tub.

And she's like, you know, because like being intimate someone like, isn't that like a big deal? No? So like, oh yeah, yeah, super big deal. Okay, well, I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable. Okay, you know, I want to kiss, but, you know, she's like, well, I want to kiss, but then I'm like, you know, is it safe?

Because like, as a girl, you've got to be like, is it safe? Is it good investment? Is it a good investment? What street on the Metaverse are we even on right now? Like, I don't kiss in a hot tub, but if this hot tub were in the metaverse, I would entertain it. I love a girl who sells electric houses, computerized Sims houses, being like, is it a good investment?

Yeah, seriously. So it looks like, well, it's definitely safe. I mean, hey, I've got a light preserveer over there. If you need one, I'm just teasing. She's like, oh, oh, she's like, mark this moment. This is when my lady bone her went down. Calling them penis or calling a condom of a life preserver. That's how I took it anyway.

Oh, I thought he was just making just a pun about life preservers. I don't think he was. Maybe I'm putting too much into it. So he's like, just he's in, well, I'm gonna go take a hat shower now. And so he leaves and then he goes just your money's like, Guy, fuck, cold dish, cold dish. He's just holding a very cold dish on his nuts. So everyone's like in their rooms and then Craig is He's talking to himself in the kitchen and he's like dating me is like a great life like Paige is living the best life in her entire

Fucking world it's dropped a fire poker. I Think that pretty much some sub Greg Yeah, she's so lucky dropping the fire poker. I think that pretty much some sub crank. Yeah. She's so lucky dropping the fire poker. So Karlin also, sorry Finn, would you say maybe someone else will have to pick that up? Yeah, I'm too rich to pick that up. So that's why I work. So Karlin and Amanda are together and Kyle's like, you are amazing, you, you, you, you, you, you, and like, you, you, you, you, my, and my, I'm gonna check what Kyle, Kyle, as they just cuddle in bed, sing. I love you.

I love you, Kyle. I love you, I love you too, Kyle. Kyle. If you play tune, go, go, go, go, go. If you play their voices backwards, there's really a satanic chant in there. I guess it's definitely telling someone to burn down a house. It's actually a Beatles song when you play backwards. It's a beautiful, it's just like,

it's so satanic, it goes back to a Beatles song. It's like strawberry fields. It's yellow, it's yellow submarine. So Craig is that we see Craig getting into bed and he's mumbling. He goes, I don't know why the duvet doesn't have a toilet seat. Are you supposed to squat? I'm like, well, you better hope the duvet doesn't have a toilet seat. You don't need to be shitting in anyone's bed right now, Craig. And you know, Paige is like passive aggressively mad because she's not in bed reading her phone.

She's in bed reading her laptop. Mind me, that is some serious. She's like, I am holding myself up by my elbows right now to read. So I hope you're ready for some passive aggression. I'm finding out what happened to the winners of love island season five. Like, is it true?

Is it true that Molly Mae is pregnant? Wow. And when they use job on their side, I can't read this on my phone. Everyone's in trouble right now. So now is the next morning and everyone's waking up and Rachel wakes up really early. And so she walks out and she's like, oh my god, it's like a mess out of here.

And she tells us, I don't even know what it's like to have a proper vacation because like, I'm like the only person that runs my business and I'm like, used to being busy otherwise to get restless because like my internal clock just wakes me up at 5 a.m. I mean, even if I'm like hungover and dying, I'm just like awake and alert and dying. It's like the worst. Well, it's covered in tiny bottles of liquor and candy and whatever was in that pendiata that Craig just destroyed and then went to bed, right? So Craig wakes up and rolls over on top of page

and she's like, Craig! So that doesn't go well. And then Jason burps, putting on the odorate and then can't, it's this fucking show, I can't. So the Kyle and Amanda are in bed and Kyle's like, oh my God, Craig is like such a goofball fall, you know like has page said anything about that She's like well she doesn't like him going zero to a hundred plus their long distance I tried to teach her a really healthy coping mechanism

and he's like, I'm glad it's not you that's yelling at everyone. You're more sure so much my love. Now get out of that avocado costume and put on your unicorn for the day. Oh, Luke. Luke is meanwhile, he's like, he's up and about. He's like, oh, trying not to step on some sneakers here. Up, whoops, got a sneaker foot. But he goes and he brings some copy to Jessica. And she's like, you know, she's like, oh, no, no, no.

She's like, now she's the egghead starting to set in for her. I don't know really where that egg came from because everything seemed like it was going extremely well because last night She said I'm into you, but I think that the moment that he asked for a kiss I think that was a big turn off for her. I'm just gonna I'm just that's my big guess that that was the moment where the X Started to settle in well also all the guys are copying Andreas like I'm gonna bring you coffee in the bad Because it worked for him guys guys, it wasn't the coffee that worked for him.

It was that he was a giant jacked Italian model. Yeah, fucking model who wanted to take the first gorgeous woman he fell in love with to Italy to meet his mother. Okay, come on. I mean, that's what it was. I think bringing coffee to somebody in bed, a normal person is like gross.

I don't wanna fucking drink coffee in my bed, that shit stains and it smells. Get it outta here, you know? I'm like, I wouldn't love it. Anytime like Dom brings me, like if I wake up, every once in a while he'll bring me like a glass of like orange juice or something. I'm like, oh thank God.

I love getting a beverage in bed. Well, there you go. And you're in a happy relationship. And I'm watching my dog lick his paw. So there you go. Well, have you ever brought Bueller a drink in his doggy bed? Yeah. Well, I'm not a drink, but a treat. Every night he gets a little twisty pretzel. I think a treat also. Well, I think just anything that you can consume. I just, if I'm in bed and I'm just like not ready for life yet and then something edible comes my way, I'm usually gonna smile.

Well, edible is different. Now we're talking about two different things. You can't conflate, bringing coffee in with like a Snickers bar. Okay, a Snickers bar, you can take whatever you want. Mike pick a hole, okay? My ear if you want to like I literally don't care. You don't want to have coffee in your bed. No, that's just because I live in a place. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's different. That's different. I understand any any note Yeah, okay, I will give you that I mean I'll give you any of it. You know, I'll give you snickers and maybe Don't do that next time we're on the road. I'm bringing us to make us do that in your hotel room No, I just told you what happens when you do that. You're gonna change our whole relationship

So Luke anyway copies this and goes into bed. He's like, Whoa, you want some coffee? And he's like, Hey, you want to hear a story? We have a Deb Deb three men in a tub. They all made that with Jess. Let's make out right now. She's like, yo, get out. Like how pathetic. He brought me actual coffee, not met a first coffee. Like, you know, the only brew I like is the one that I can't actually hold or drink. So, is it really coffee if you don't have to pay three quatt for it?

It's all about the currency there in the Metaverse. I wanna, it's just the first crypto I could like go. Oh, okay. I'm a crypto investor. So, Rachel, meanwhile, is still, Rachel's doing that thing where she wakes up early, but then she's mad that no one else has woken up early just like her,

which is what I feel like people wake up early, too, is that they wake up super early and then they expect all of us to be on early timetables. So she's like, I'm furious, no one's waking up. I mean, I've been up for six hours already, which is crazy. There's a lady in my neighborhood who's up super early every morning and she walks

her gold in, you know, she walks past while I was here. And I feel like she looks at my house like you lazy fucking loser every morning. I feel like she just passes and kind of looks at the homes like, lazy, my dog's going to shit on your lawn. What are you going to do about it? Nothing. Cause she lays it inside sleep at loser. my dogs gonna shit on your lawn. What are you gonna do about it? Nothing, cause she'll raise it. You're inside sleep at Liza.

Coffee and bed, mother. Fuckers. You know, it's not every early riser is like this, but there's definitely a certain brand of early riser who in the evening when you're all having fun, they say, sorry, it's like nine o'clock, I'm gonna turn into a pumpkin and then they leave and then the fun is over because they did, they have turned to a pumpkin. And then they wake up at five in the morning.

And then when you finally wake up, even at like a relatively early, like eight a.m. Which I know parents can be like, eight a.m. What are you? What are you a college student? But eight a.m. If you wake up at eight a.m. they're like, oh my god, you're just waking up. I've already like Run a mile and cooked food and done all my laundry and I've like sent off 46 emails so they like ruined the fun at night and they shame you in the morning I just want you to know people this is like what what we have to live with

Well, I get along with both of those people because I go to bed early and then I wake up really late I go to bed early and then I wake up really late. So, shockingly I can still be down for 12 hours. So, Luke's like, well, you know, Justin said she wasn't interested. She just wanted to take things slow. So, it's a little awkward. But hey, maybe if I have her to rub her back while I play guitar with my toes, she'll be in, in to me, you know, oh, gosh, from here, I'm going to follow her lead. Wherever she leads, I'm going gonna follow is what I'm basically in the bathroom all done was just about to go on the

Wait, I'll just be right here Yeah, now this the rest this episode is Luke being chill and taking it slow can't wait By the way for the record Luke has a horrific track horrific track record of not being able to take it slow. I mean, let's be honest. We've seen this a lot. So then Craig is... But all of those... But all of those...

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Don't forget. So Craig is, Craig's like, I don't have any clothes. So, and Paige goes, well, why don't you open up that box? Because my clothes aren't here. I don't have any more clothes. She's like, I know. I just't you open up that box? Because my clothes aren't here. I don't have any more clothes. She's like, I know.

I just need you to open that box. It's too tight for me, please. And she's like, no, but I didn't bring any clothes. And she goes, I literally don't care. So she tells us, yeah, I don't like Craig's behavior, but I've dated people that are so perfect in every situation. And I was like, I'm going. So there's like something about the lot, loud, obnoxious messiness of Craig that I am and need drawn to, even if they're things I'm so annoyed by, like being

on three brabo shows at one time. I can't basically year round. She is. Because you're Craig Conner, her girlfriend now. She's, oh God, can I get any refund? So now, so now there are like, there's more milling about downstairs and there's broken glass in the kitchen. And Craig is like, wow, this was the worst I've ever seen the house. See, Sarah's like, you did it. Like you, this is mostly you and then Corey, by the way, I don't think, I don't trust Corey. There's something I can't put my finger on it,

I don't trust him, I really don't. Is the tea, is the tea, I'm telling you right now, I'm the hair. I think it's the, I'm a gym owner, but also an artist, I feel like there's so much bullshit in this. I'm a smiley face artist, so. I'm unexpected. I wear a pearl necklace.

That's just who I am. I'm like, mmm, I see what this is. You're a trap for ladies. You're a trap. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and scum. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondering app. So anyway, um, so Craig's, he goes, Craig, you smashed everything up and he goes and Craig's like we don't know this I see footage of Craig punching up in the other yeah, and then stopping things on a table and throwing shit on the ground from the table So Jason's like hey guys, let's clean the house and Craig is oh No, it's here. It's like but you're the one who made the mess. He goes, yeah, well, I don't clean Because I'm 34 years old and I make plenty of money. So yeah Gross then go hire a fucking cleaning service you do you can't just be able to afford a mate

You have to actually hire a mate full Yeah, and and just like okay, he goes, I got a vacation and someone cleans for me. I'm not cleaning the fucking house. And Kyle's like, well, this isn't a money thing. And Craig goes, well, if I have to clean up after myself, I'm not going to party like that anymore. Like, he's holding himself hostage for everyone else. It's like, sure. Sounds great. You won't be drunk and blitzerant and throwing glass at the wall.

Yes, I'm a thro'er idiot. See, I'm not gonna party, man. Oh, okay. So Luke's like, well, I don't know. I've never hired people to clean my shit. I pick up after myself. And he's like, look, you said you have a lot of practice. So you clean. And he's like, I'm not cleaning up your shit, bro. Well, I don't even know how to clean. I'm not cleaning up your shit, bro. Why don't you even know how to clean? I'm too rich. By the way, Craig has never cleaned when he was even poor.

So when he's like, oh, I made this money and now I'm gonna spend it for cleaners. But when you're a poor, you also didn't clean. So that logic doesn't pan out. So then Kyle's like, well, every grown ass human should know how to clean. And that goes for avocados. So if anyone who runs as runs for as avocado,

you are also cleaning. Oh shit, that's me. It's me, sorry. And Cory's like, this is same pregnant of college. Now I got thinking about an asshole sometimes, but he's crazy. He's crazy. I like he's like, oh, I don't know

that he actually talks like that, but he looks like he talks like that. He does. I actually noticed he has a huge number of Austin mannerisms, which is crazy. He has the same kind of, that sarcastic, flirt style that Austin has, like, wait, so are you telling me you wear two socks and they're the same color? Are you a crazy person?

Oh my God. I got the Austin style of like, nagging, you know? Yeah. So Craig's like, I'm not bleeding. And Jess tells him, but Craig, you did step on glass right now. I mean last night, I think all over the floor now, it's like a real floor. You mean, it's not even like computerized.

And he's like, that's what shoes are for, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if that's actually for that's what shoes, I don't think the shoes are for when you have to walk around your house cause some drunk asshole broke glass and refuses to clean it up I don't know if that's what they're for. That's they that's they can offer their service there But I don't know if that's what they're for so Craig leaves the room and Luke's like well

I guess there's just lots of different kinds of people in the house different rules different standards Different values and Craig hears that many's like look you can't say we all come from different's like, Luke, you can't see, we all got different backgrounds, Luke. All right, you can't see that. And then he pulls this weird car, he goes, my dad owns a cleaning company. So Luke is like, oh, so I can't see shit. Like, I came from nothing. I have cleaning in my veins, which is what I don't know

how to clean. So my family worked its ass off. Again, I don't know how to clean. So my family worked its ass off. Again, I don't know how to clean. And now I work my ass off by not working to make my own money. So I don't have to do things that I don't like to do and I don't know how to do, even though I have a family that's a cleaning family. He's so foolish.

He goes, I came from nothing. Well, not nothing. Because my family is a cleaning company. Yeah, that's not coming from nothing. Your family owns a company. You fool are Like a deeply middle-class Family like your family is like not from nothing. It's literally like like Full on we've been to your house. We've been to we watch southern charm go to Delaware. Okay. Yeah You're not from nothing. You're just not from as much something as

shouts. Okay. That's what we spend your fucking issue. Get over it. So Luke's like, okay, but we so we do come from different backgrounds and corrects like I grew up poor. Well, not poor, but I'm first generation money. That's where it goes. Wait a day a minute. It's like it's like it's so it's like I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm yourself. You know, when I get up in the morning and there's broken glass here because it didn't get swept up, that's fucked up.

Somebody's gonna step on it. Pick that shit up. If I were to drop a hat dish onto the floor, I don't just leave it there. I clean up. I pick up after myself. Hey, Jessica, do you want a broken hot dish? That one right here. You want a broken hot dish? That one right here. And Craig's like, well, I want to play favorite cleaning comedy. And I should be able to play for a cleaning comedy. Then I was like, it's a Sunday. What are you going to magically make a cleaning company up here? And he goes, let's not do this all of vacation. Let's just.

I hate when the assholes pulls that move. When the person is causing all the conflict suddenly tries to be the rational one like Guys come on we're on vacation. We can't be fighting like this. Like you're the one who is the source of the problems Don't we can't be calling me out this whole time. Okay guys So Kyle's like being adult and so Craig's like, okay, well change and then I'll clean So he just like kind of saunters off really slowly and he tells us, lives in a cabin in the middle of the woods. And that's probably why there's no one he can hire to clean.

Yeah, that's why he cleans his own toilet. He says that as if like, like, how sad and pathetic for him that he has to do that. And Luke is like, you know, I think Craig's headed it at for me for a while because of what happened in Minnesota because he's an idiot, okay? Cause you know, fireworks and such. Yeah, gee, I wonder how Craig is gonna finally take this out on Luke. Hmm.

So then Corey is telling Sierra, he's like, whoa, did you step on glass last night? You're still there for Sierra, come on. She goes, I'm just stop. That's what she's her for. I just want to say that again. It's like, oh my God, it's not her fault. She stopped on glass, stopped that damn shaming.

You're still barefoot walking around a glassy kitchen. This would only be tolerable if any Linux were somehow involved. And I don't think she is okay. She just walks it in her Renaissance dress. From the music video. I can now walk it down, broken, broken, out, got killed. I used to it and it was glassy.

There's an androgynous lady dressed like the Renaissance in the kitchen. Should I say something? She keeps asking me why, and I'm like, why what? A lady, I just got my money. So, you keep it down down here. I actually do believe that we all turn into any Linux watching this show because we're probably watching going, why? Why am I watching it? Why are these people acting this way? Why is my life this way? Why are these people succeeding? Why are these 40 people acting like they're in high school? So Kyle's like, listen, I don't want to, okay, never mind, okay, let's move on. So then, uh, broken glass. Yeah, so, uh, there's a lot of broken glass, there's a big

part of it, there's a lot of broken glass. So now they're finally cleaning, they're cleaning, and he's just like, crank, have you ever just shut your mouth for more than just 10 minutes? So I find a place for this banana crack. That's your job. I'm frozen inflated banana at him and he just looks like, wow, that's, wow. So then, um, just is like, um, guys, where's that thing that you like? You, you do like this like when you sweep and then it goes into it. I can find the dustpan. Oh my God.

Oh, that's hilarious. Is that what's so is known for dustpan? Like, oh, so the squeezes are shoulder and it goes, yeah, it's called a dustpan. Oh, and she's that is hilarious. Oh my God. If I was voting right now in this election, I would be voting for hilarious Clinton. That was actually like many years ago.

Lol. So, um, I hate when people build their whole personality around being stupid. I hate it. It makes me fucking like, oh my God. I'm just dumb. Wow, congrats. Congrats. Read a book, find something else. In the metaverse. So Corey is gonna go to the grocery store, because they're gonna, there's a smoker outside,

and they want to smoke all this meat. And she's like, can we get some healthy stuff, like maybe salmon or salmon salads, or salmon ice cream or just salmon cookies just a lot of salmon. The salmon, there's no nut called salmon. Yeah, there is. A-L-M-O-M-S.

Oh my god, I'm like so dumb. That's like ridiculous, I just realized it. So then Luke is like, Luke is like, Hey, if they have corn in the cab, that'd be cool too. And now in retrospect, reading that line, I think we all realize why Luke and Jess are not working out.

Because I think we realize what Luke is and what Jess is not. Luke. He's born for Cologne. Luke's on the wrong show. We should be on Southern China. That would be very bad. I'll be married to Madison by now. So Jess is like, yeah, I spent a lot of time with Luke.

And like, I had a lot of fun with him, but I'm a vacation. Maybe I should consider some other people. So she's like, and I had a lot of fun with him, but I'm on vacation. Maybe I should continue some other people. So she's like, can I go to the store with you? Of course, like, yeah. Uh-oh. The South trip where everybody falls in love. The store.

I'm telling you, the moment Luke asked for that kiss, it went downhill because she said last episode. She's like, I am drawn to the most powerful man in the room, which is funny that she went to Luke, but she's all about the power guy, power, and I would imagine she's probably of the mindset, like, I don't want a guy just to ask me, I want him to just kind of do it,

which by the way, it sounds terrible now, not that I say that it sounds like it's like, it's like, yeah, yeah. But I don't mean it like that. But you know, there's like, there are people that don't like when people ask for a kiss, they find that to be weak and annoying. And so I feel like she probably was turned off by that.

I'm not saying that she just, that she wants everyone to come onto her against her own will. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying in regards to a first kiss. I'm not. I'm just, yeah. I'm just saying in regards to a first kiss. Yeah, so he wants corn. That's what I think she should concentrate on them post. Like, I'm looking for something healthy and you're suggesting corn. Can you get a vegetable? What about corn? It's the candy bar of vegetables. Do it. It is actually. So let's's see so she wants to get to know other people so she's kind of the start with Cory and Cory's like hey

Yeah, maybe you don't come and show me with all these others. I just own a jail So they go off and Sierra is a believe in green cleaning up and she's wait did Craig put his book out here on the book shelf Yeah And then and he assigned it to and then Amanda goes up to Colin goes, can you hold me my brain hurts? I'm like your brain hurts. We're the ones watching this We're the ones who are actually spending time in our lives to watch this and not podcast about it. Corey and Jess are driving and she's like, oh my god, dear god, I should have put on makeup. You look good.

So anyway, how do you know Jason? She's like, um, he messaged me up Instagram. And of course, like, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Those are stupid fuckers. That's so mean. Why they like, they're laughing at Jason for hitting her up when They're all I don't know there. I don't see what's any different between Jason hitting her up versus Corey making slime moves at the store Yeah, so then Jess is like yeah, he asked me about cre And he's like, oh yeah, he's trying to slam that

Metaverse girl. Hey, I'm in Luke at both on top of you, shit. She's like, oh, well. And then he's like, yeah, both of them would fuck you, given a chance, like immediately. I'm like, like, you wouldn't, sir. I mean, what's the whole point of this trip, right? So she's like, you think so?

I mean, like, wait, so you're not like, wait. So you're like not into any of the girls at home. And he's like, I don't know. I'm an artist. I'm hard to understand. I'm a mystery. I'm an enigma. I paint walls.

I paint Lisa Simpson on wall by the bench press. Like, the cool thing about my art is like it looks like a smiley face, but what if you're like hanging upside down? You know what I mean? Yeah, I was really good at painting Stewie from Family Guy, but I heard it distracted people doing their squats, so I had to paint over it. So he tells us, girls don't jump on you if you want them. I mean, they don't know this, but I'm trying to get all of them at this point. Yeah.

Siding for him. So Craig is now shaving. And he's sh- Craig is shaving outside. While Jason is behind him with a sco- with a shovel, shoveling all this snow, like huffing and puffing and Craig just standing there shaving. He's like, I don't like shaving in the bathroom. He gets everywhere. I prefer shaving in a public space so that people can step in my, my chin here now. And then he pulls this one, because Jason is doing all this work and Craig goes, I'm gonna go get ready and then I'll help.

You've done that twice in five minutes and you still not helped with anything. So then at the store, of course, like, she likes their deans and she's like, I'm never had him, but yeah, I mean, why not? And he goes, how do you know? You like him if you've never had him. She's like, it's like, tuna, right? He's like, no, it's like a different fish and it's like the whole fish. She goes, oh my god. Oh Yeah, the whole fish. It's in a can. Oh my god. It's a tin, but that's fine. And so it's tuna

Like you're got your sir. You're just you're confusing confusing her now. I don't need these two to be talking about 10 to finish right now. Oh, no, thanks about Eric because she goes hey guy who works here. Do you guys have like any Salters I think as like playing soda like and core gas. No, she means like alcoholics Salsters and just no, we have like club soda and she is wait. There's not alcoholic Salters No, we have like club soda and she says wait, there's not alcoholic solsters. And none of them even noticed that it was Roodle Yankovic who was helping them out. None of them. Lack of santa. Yeah. Because you're fat, you're fat. Wee. It's a parody song. Oh my God.

So let's see, back at the house, Paige Rachel and Amanda are in a bedroom talking and Amanda's like, we, what was Craig yelling about earlier, cleaning? And Leap said, we're all from different backgrounds and Craig like totally lost his mind on that one. And they just sort of accept that. So then outside they are setting up for some games and they're doing a lot of leverboard cheers and and and Craig is like sticking his

tongue out catching snowflakes on his tongue and their and Kyle is talking about like, wow, can you imagine Craig a year ago you'd be in like this hot this like this relationship, et cetera. So they're just like talking about that kind of stuff and then um page inside is talking about the relationship and she's like you know I actually really like long distance and I'm like not ready to leave New York. I mean could you imagine not being in New York City but like some bumble-talk town on South Russ. Yeah they both agree that long distance is their secret ingredient. And she says, yeah, well, if we move in together,

we will hire a cleaning person. I'm not going to listen to that. Isn't that charming? So then Justin Cory are driving back. And she's like, oh my God, it's snowing. Like, what are we going to do? Cook in a snow storm? Like, what are we, caveman?

Caveman who loves snowy barbecue's and then just tells us Cory is just like a breath of fresh air like he just like really fun and chill after being 24 hours in the house. I finally got a breath of fresh air It's nice to not have someone who's just like coming on a little bit too strong And again she goes oh, oh my God. So like this was our first date. You should probably come up with a different line. She literally said that yesterday.

And I just think it's funny to say he's a breath of fresh air as if they've been in there for two months. I mean, it's just, you just hit the 24 hour mark, you know? But that's what they'll say now. They all say it in the show It said like four times like oh my god. She's like totally a for a bad breath and fresh air But that The moon is coming on strong Luke does come on strong. So you know, I'm not gonna so she's like should we grab your meat? And he's like yeah, I need to it only needs to hand so she's like hey two hands isn't that much

So they go in and Luke she goes she goes I'm like where have you been the whole time like this is what I need Well, she's actually been in the house with you for the same 24 hours and you just Like it's only been 24 hours. I don't think you can pull the wherever you've been the whole time. It's It's been like a night. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So they go in and looks like sitting by the door,

whacking his tail and he's like, oh my god, just Jess. And so we hug, sir. And he's like, how was the store? Did you get Sam in? The corn? Or corn and Sam in? Hey, did you get serendines?

I hear you learn something about serendines. Sorry, I was hacked my way into the closed circuit system there and just was kind of watching you. Did you get any zalcoin? That's my ship main for salmon and corn. I get to shake them. So, I then like, Cory walks by and kind of like does like a flirty, he gives her like the finger, but like enough flirty like,

okay, okay, okay, and then she like laughs. She's like, oh my god, he just like flipped me off. Like that's hilarious. Okay, look, I gotta put makeup on. Okay, no, no, you don't have to follow me. Bye, and he's like, no, you don't have to, you look good. You look so good. She's like, okay. She's like, whoa, you don't have to, you look good. You look so good. She's like, okay.

It's like, whoa, what a breath of toxic air. But I look like I didn't sleep for like five days. So bye, and go spurn it. You look good. You're come bad. So she goes to do whatever. And then she's drinking some beers with Rachel. And meanwhile, outside Craig and Luke are talking

and Craig's like, we're gonna play the ski watch game. He's like, okay, I know how to do that. So you slide your cup and then you drink it every time it comes to you. So they play a wacky game. Yeah, I actually thought it was really fun. I'm not gonna lie. They were oh, long, long, long, long, long. You look great, but long, long, long. By the way, yeah, there's like the beer slide I'm back and forth and they're drinking and beer and drinking and then Sierra and Cory are flirting with like snowballs now, cause there's like, there's like, there's snowballs or something

and then Jess is just like watching and Sierra tells us, I'm literally here in Winter Wonderland and I'm like not here to meet a man, but Cory is like obviously hot and if you could just like find a way to make his lips move while he's not talking, I could really get into that. You never really need from him.

I really need some more spit in my eye when he's trying to get a point across. I would love it if you wore a little hot and then said, like, walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk, I'll walk a walk a walk a walk a like that would be hot. That would be a breath of fresh air. I'll tell you that at the fresh air. And her in page both where black gloves in their interview is weird. It's like are you in the same band? What's going on over there? So then Kyle's it starts snowing outside and crowd goes, it's a squal! Yeah, squal's coming in, squal's coming in, and so now they're inside, and now they're playing

apples to apples or something, and then there's some of them are outside cooking salmon and meat, and then Craig says to Corey, Jessica seems like a cool chick. Luke hasn't really let her breathe like at all. So now this is the beginning of Craig going around, telling everyone how much Luke is like oppressing Jessica, which isn't totally wrong, but definitely Craig is there to make sure everyone knows it

and sort of amplify it. Well, to be fair, now, last night, they were in the hot tub and she's like, I'm not even into that guy, I'm into you. Yes, no, I'm not. No, yeah, our first day, and she hasn't told him anything. I mean, she's told us, like the guy is like too much, like she's told us, she said it in interviews, but you can't really tell from the way she's acting

that she's acting that I So annoyed with Luke so I don't I think Craig is like a typical fucking Craig, you know, and he doesn't like him So he's gonna go after Luke and do all of this shit now does Luke is Luke come yes of course, but no one is told them What the fuck does he know? Yeah, I mean, I mean, this is why I was saying before at the top the episode It's actually it's kind of messy because like, it's also up to Luke to start picking up on, you know, social cues. Like that is on him ultimately, but I also can sort of understand like she literally last night said, I'm into you. So he's probably reading into social cues a little differently. And so, like, what really should happen

is that someone should pull Luke aside and say, hey, bro, you might wanna pull back because I don't think she's into you anymore. Whatever happened, like, someone should tell him, you know? Cause I don't think it even has to be her. Cause she's trying to in her own sort of like body language way. So, and also this happened because Jason said, Luke, are we going to cook the salmon and Luke said, yeah, I think Jess wants that for herself. Let me ask her. And he's like, hey,

Jess, do you want us to cook the salmon? She's like, yeah. Okay. And then everyone looks at her like, ooh, yes, she's that salmon. She's so fucking weird. So then meanwhile, Jess goes, guys, do you think it's safe to go skiing in a squirrel? Huh, what do you call it? Like a squall, she's like, Oh my God, I'm so dumb right now. Oh my God, like between certain yeas of squirrels and not all like Seltzer, like anything with an S, I'm just like, I can't.

Like these words are all a breath of fresh air for me right now. So then they go sledding and then we just hear boom. Oh! Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It's like a lawn mower starting up. So then they're getting food ready and Luke, you know, who's very well traveled, goes, wow, that's some Norwegian shit. Oh, by the way, we learned from commenters that last week,

he's like, wow, you're from Oregon. Yeah, well, good sweat. I'm going to climb Mount Rainier. That's not even in Oregon. Yes, Washington. I didn't know. I was like, wow, look just knows a mountain where everybody lives. Well, that's why we said Mount Hood. I think we corrected him to say Mount Hood. I hope, well, at least maybe I thought that in my mind. Oh, man. What is a mountain? I'm like so dumb right now. is a mountain. I'm like so dumb right now. So the the salmon's out of the smoker and Kyle's putting ice on Amanda's knee and everyone's getting dressed up for dinner and they're setting up the tables and Kyle is drunk trying to slice cucumber and all that fun stuff. And then Kyle turns to Jessica and says, so how's Vermont treating you? Because it's nice to like not be in hustle mode all the time.

Ha! And he's like, uh, what are you doing again? I'm in real estate in the Metaverse, hustling all those clients buying homes in the Metaverse. Something that people do. What are you gonna do? And he's like, so what area in the metaverse he wins. He says, um, all of them? It's like basically like Zelo in the metaverse. So then Rachel comes in and

these like really tight leather fans in some feather top and then Jess and Kyle just look at her time go. Wow. She's like, thanks guys. I've been up for about each and hours at this point. So I thought I'd put this on. I was a bit five this morning. So I actually said these myself. This is actually a really important time for me during the day. This is when I can no longer brag about being up early But I can also not say I'm not turning into a pumpkin yet. So kind of know what to say So Craig and Corey are talking with page around and Craig's like, I want to go out you guys want to go out I'm like, oh my god. What are you two brainiacs talking about? I'm out. Craig.

Craig's like, I'm just happy you got Jessica out of the house and got her away from Luke for a second. Wow, he's so aggressive. And Craig's like, yeah, I'm really worried about her. So yeah, and Craig's like, yeah, I mean, initially Jessica is the one who I'm most attracted to at first and Peach goes. What's your tank? Blonds. Great. It's like we like hot girls.

Okay. You never heard a guy say that. Wow. I was really into the hot thin blonde one first. It's crazy. And so when he says blonde's page goes interesting. Is it page? So he's like, yeah, but most recently max girlfriends have all been like dark character dark scan

She's oh well like what do you think about Sierra cuz you basically just described her she's your type so I think well, you know, I'm like vibing with her, but like Austin's coming. So that's gonna be kind of like a weird setup, you know Well, I understand Corey's um skeptic system. Is that even a word? Well, I understand Corey's skepticism. Is that even a word? Like Austin's gonna be a messy, but like also, she's stunning and my Corey's great for her So like knowing Austin's coming. I want Sierra to be distracted. Is that a word to distracted? I don't know. I feel like I'm just getting dumber one Miranda Jessica. Any words that start with S seem to be really a Struggle for all of us.

Trouble, is that a word? Is that a word? So Jason, now there's ribs coming to the table. And everyone's eating dinner and Craig goes, Luke, what's your craziest ski story? He's like, oh well, I can tell you crazy hockey stories, but not ski stories. And Craig goes, no one wants hockey stories.

That's what I got, man. Well, Cory and I got arrested on the interest setting off fireworks. We didn't know. Wow. Wow. So you have a thing with stealing fireworks, ascending them off no matter what kind you're in. Good story. Yeah. Luke, it sounds like Luke's actions were totally unfounded. Totally. So Luke's like, yeah, you almost got arrested in Minnesota too. Nah, I just got kicked out of your house. You made me sleep outside. Yeah, well, I didn't want to sleep close to you the way I want to sleep close to you, Jessica.

I want to sleep close. You want to pretend like there's firecracker people outside. We got to sleep close and huddle. And Sierra's like, um, so you guys have beef. Yeah, well, we're just like, I totally different people. So we like clash on everything. Like he hates fireworks, which is absurd to me.

Which is, by the way, hilarious that he says that when, like, if he hates fireworks, why does he have an entire cache of them in the guest room? So Lucas, I love fireworks. Just not next to my boat. Hey, baby, you're a fan of your work. Do you like that song? Just it's such a good song. Am I right? You kicked me out literally for liking fireworks. And he's like, dude, you're lighting them off next to my boat. That's not covered.

Okay, when I walk into my bedroom and there's like fireworks there. So what am I supposed to do? Looks like not touch them. They weren't yours.. Hey, Jess mind if I just put my hand up your shoulder, but you're salmon. Okay That's crazy. Is anyone ever like watching a place where there's fireworks and I cannot let them on fire We just this fuck you dude Craig is out of control. Why would like Well, he's also obviously trying to start a fight. It's like, well, I'm gonna fight with Luke over dinner about fireworks again,

when he's totally in the wrong about this fireworks thing. Like he's not close to being right. You know, I stated last week, my feelings about fireworks. So I'm not gonna trot that hole tie right out again, but let's say I did like fireworks. If I went over to someone else. I'm not congratulations, so I'm being try that hole, tie right out again. But let's say I did like fireworks. If I went over to someone's house. Oh, well, congratulations.

So I'm being an American finder. Yeah. If I went to someone's house, men of course are not. And there was like a stash of fireworks right there. I wouldn't just like them. I would say, hey, can we use these fireworks? I would be like a normal, polite human being.

Oh my God, you know who else wouldn't walk in and like them. Everybody because it's literally crazy. Who does that? Fuck it's crazy. It's crazy. So Luke just goes to it. Fuck you. And Paige is like, okay. And she's like, it's not even who's right or who's wrong.

They're both dumb. No, you can't both size everything with Craig. Craig's a fucking, they might both be. No, you can't both sides everything with Craig. Craig's a fucking, they might both be dumb, but Craig's dumb and a fucking asshole, okay? So you can't. Yeah. And you chose to co-assign dumb in this case, so.

So now they're like talking about going out and everything. And Kyle says that he's gonna stay in with them. Well, Jessica says that she's gonna stay in and then Kyle's gonna stay in with Amanda and Luke was like, oh, he, I guess Elisdian also would make a fire in with them. Well, Jessica says that she's gonna stay in and then Kyle's gonna stay in with Amanda. And Luke is like, oh, hey, I guess I'll stay in also and make a fire in the fireplace. He just, you ever made a fire before? You wanna make a fire with me?

You wanna say. You wanna learn how to make a fire? It's like, oh my God. Now Luke's fire, fire. And that's fire, Jesus, coming to fire, explaining Luke's explaining fires. So Craig's like, that fucked up. And then he whispers to Paige.

He's like, Luke is way too aggressive. Like, I see how she is around him. She does not want to be around Luke. Which, I mean, at this point, she doesn't want to be around Luke, you know? So Paige is like wondering if she, Paige is like, oh, well, maybe we should stay back with Jess. And he goes, no, like, well, I guess you don't

care that much, Craig. It's like, I'm like really concerned about, about Jess because like Luke is all over her. I'm really concerned, but Craig, would you give up a night of drinking? Hell no to the bar. And Luke's like, oh, I'm gonna take my plate, Jess, should I take your plate too?

And she's like, yeah. And then Greg's like, see? Like, wow. Oh my God. Do you guys call the police on bus boys? Like, what the hell? And Jess is like, yeah, right now, Luke is that fine. And you just like need to swap the fly.

Because like, if first it's endearing and then it's like, don't touch me. I need my space. Yeah, so To be fair, I don't think that Jess has really even said a word to Luke in the past three hours that he keeps doing this So it's like this weird thing where I'm like, okay Craig you are trying to like You're trying to like amplify a situation and then I'm like, but then Luke you also are being you're trying to amplify a situation. And then I'm like, but then Luke, you also are being totally ridiculous that you're not picking up the vibes.

And then I'm like, but Jess, don't forget you did tell him literally less than 24 hours ago that you were into him. So I just feel like all these people together are just creating a situation where I'm like kind of pulling my hair out of my head. And so they go out crew goes out. And Amanda's like, well well our friends may have gone to the bar but the party is here Which means they put on novelty sunglasses and that's it so then

So yeah, the one group is at the bar and they're ordering like absent and stuff and racial's like I want to get fucked up tonight and then absinthe and stuff and Rachel's like, I wanna get fucked up tonight. And then everyone at home is just like hanging out on the sofa and big sunglasses, checking in on the, Luke's checking in on the roast and the smoker. There's grease falling out of the smoker. And he's like, yeah, we're supposed to have something connected to the smoker that gets out of that grease,

but we're not using it because like, wow, so that sm is just like ejaculating all over the ground. Yeah, I guess so. Hey, he's smoke I got a life jacket over there. You sure the owners of this place are really appreciating pile up of grease on their deck. Yeah, the owners are sitting at home just racking up those charges. Yeah. So then at the bar, they're like cheering and Rachel's like, nobody even looked me in the eye when they cheer us.

We have to redo the shine. And so then Paige and Sierra are talking at the bar and Paige is like, oh my god, what do you think of Cory? Here's your choice. Cory, nobody. So what would you like? And she's like, yeah, I mean, I'd like him, but like he's kind of the heartthrob I mean just look at him. Cory's like making farting sounds with his armpits. I know seriously

By the way, you miss Craig His huge declaration about the eye contact while cheering rules because I don't want to make eye contact I don't want to look you in the eyes using rules because I don't want to make eye contact. I don't want to look you in the eyes. Taking a huge stand there. So Paige is talking, they're talking about Corey and she's like, well, I was talking to Corey and he was like, I like girls. You are like, I like dark hair and dark eyes. And I was like, that perfectly describes Sierra. And I was like, and then he was like, I know. And then he was like, I was weird out that like she was with Austin. and then he was like, I know. And then he was like, I was weird out that like she was with Austin and then he was like, coming. And I was like, hang

out. And then he was like, but she's really hot. And I was like, hang out. And then he was like, but she's taken. I said, I know. It's like, paid. Are you just going to say I know? So over again, Sarah's like, people are acting like I'm staying, like I'm wearing a plethora letter because of Austin, but I get it. But like, Cory's aware that like with Austin comes drama. So then back home, Amanda and Jess are, you know, Amanda's so stirry. She's like just shit stirring. So she's like, the guy is pointing in his drink.

So I'm like, you want to play never have I ever. And Amanda's like, uh, Jess is like, oh my god. Is this about like, um, those fish that are whole that are in a can. Okay, I'll just start. Just you'll, you'll forget this out. Never have I ever gotten a Brazilian wax. What's that? What's that? You know, like the waxing? Yeah, but I don't understand those two words.

What's wax? And she's like, oh yeah, okay. No, only easier. But like, never have I been engaged. Wait, I have been engaged. When I was 18, it was my high school sweetheart, but he wasn't in high school. He was like 26 because like I didn't like schools. So like I ran away with my sister in Australia. And I got engaged with this like old Brazilian. Amanda said, wow. Okay. I'm not going to form this in a gang form anymore because it's terrifying me.

What do you think of Lou? She was like, wow, that story, you know, I'm not gonna say it sounds like you run away from your problems, but then again, you do have a career in an alternate reality. So, so yes, yes, about Lou and Jess is like, oh, well, you know, like when I first came into the house, that was like, I call that like my PS days, like pre-Sardine, and I was like, he's so hot and charming. And then like the more we got to know about each other, the more I realized it was probably wasn't romantic. Like once you've had Sardines and non-alcoholic salt

or so many things change, it's like all of a sudden, you spine breaths of fresh air where you didn't find them before Meanwhile cow outside is with Luke and he's like oh my god I've got such a boner over that fucking smoker coming What do you think about Jess and looks like you God you don't get it bro Like I think about her all the time like I brush my teeth and I think about her Shit black no, that's just that I think about her. She's black. No, that's just that I really like her.

Her teeth look really nice. Man, I don't know why you think about it while you're brushing your teeth. I just think about her, Kyle, Jesus Christ. And back inside, she's like, well, I'm trying to show like with my body language to like lead the way. Like, I mean, I'm not really sure how to do it. I'm just like, um, so you're in my end of it. Yeah, I don't think he's getting that. And then Lucas, like, I went in for a kiss.

I mean, I didn't get it. I mean, I asked, I didn't go in. I asked, I asked. And she said, no, she said, she said, no. What can I say? But, you know, listen, I got the corn out of my teeth. I'm ready to go. Well, so he tried to kiss you.

Yeah, you live in a link real thick. And they're back with Luke. He's like, you know, it's not often you meet a beautiful woman who wants to climb a mountain, Ridbus Nomeo Biel. It's a, Ridbus fresh hair. Living a computer.

It's a breath of fresh digital air. She's a breath of fresh. It literally says she's a breath of fresh air. They say it every five minutes. So he's like, you know, before I came here, I started therapy in the same neighborhood that she sells real estate online. And I'm like, finally open to meeting someone. And just just maybe we just have so much in common. We're thin. We're blind Yeah, I thought I could really say I'm not yeah, we only recently learned the truth about Selter She was pretty confused when I offered her a Brazilian nut She wouldn't run across her legs. It was the weirdest thing. Listen, you're only here for two weeks and if there's something there, I want to see what it could be,

okay? So then, Jess is wondering if she should apologize for leading Luke on. Amanda's like, for leading Luke on. And Amanda's like, um, so here's my advice. Uh, I think you give Luke a grace base. And maybe you need to make it super black and white. Okay. Like super, super, super, just tell him, tell him you're not into. So, uh, Yeah.

I'm sure you want to dye your hair and get chunky. So then Amanda is, um, telling us Luke's a good person, but he's like been in the situation before that he just doesn't pick up on cues. And then we see clips of Sierra and Hannah. And she's like, yeah, this man really needs it spelled out. But also the word needs to be read. I mean, we are on winter house. So the meanwhile, Kyle's giving Luke the opposite advice, which is so bad. He's like, well, we're only here a few days. So, you know, we only have so much time to plant that seed and water and make it grow. So come on, gee, a plant. Let's come on. Let's go get to it. We would have to the guy to be suggesting he goes

to see somebody. So then, the Rachel and Jason are flirting and she's thinking, I dare you to steal that car. I mean bike, I mean bike. It's actually a Sardine can, but that's fine. Can? Well, it's a tin.

So then, then Jason and Rachel, so Jason and Rachel are getting closer closer, you know, and like He's they're doing gig or bombs and then Rachel's like I love riding bikes. I mean cars I mean bikes. I mean certines and then Jason's like yeah, I ride almost every day. I vibe with that shit like oh my god I vibe with that shit. Like, oh my God! It's like you're so intuitive and creative. So then they pinky shake and then she turns it into like one of those really long, you know, fifth grade shakes.

Yeah. And he's like, oh my God, flutter, my heart just fluttered. She's like, for me! Because oh my God, do you like just turn me on to the best handshake of my life. And she's like, oh yeah, like Jason, you just said you just turned me on. Cause it's like it went from this is why it gets friend zone. He friend zones his own senses because you just turn me on to the best handshake of my life. Mm hmm. So then Corey is now talking to Sierra at the bar.

And he's like, so you know, pick her back before you. Yeggepah you younger bomb putting it Saga. What are you fucking? Yeah, very Austin. No, no, she she was not enjoying the younger bomb and but she's like, I can do a pickle back all day long But a younger bomb and he goes, wait, you can do a pickle back before a younger bomb. Are you a Psychopath? I was like, oh my God, it's Austin all over again. So she's like, no, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a Capricorn.

What are you? I guess Leo? Just, yeah, so what month is that? What do you even ask? You know, I hate people. I want people to like, what's your sign? What month is that? You don't even know the month?

You don't know enough about science to be asking that question. There you go. It's true. I know we got so mad. No, I think it's very clear. It's like a science talk, you know? They're like, oh my God, we belong together.

We like science. So now back at the house. Now there's, now like Kyle and Luke have rejoined Amanda and Jess and for more, have I ever and now Lucas Had down next to Jess and he puts his hand on her knee, so it's just awkward and Amanda goes I thought those actually pretty good men It was like are you okay and Jess nods like yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. So Amanda goes okay And let's do a game Kyle. Let's do a game

But it's like the opposite called, have you ever, hmm, have you ever been into someone more than they were into you? Come on, I'm trying to help you out here, Jess. Come on. And it looks like, oh, happy percent. And Jess is just like, um, and look, go, God, this is a fun game. I remember when that happened and I said,

I will never let myself be in that situation again. Anyway, let me put my other hand on your knee. So then at the bar, Craig's like, oh my God, I bust everybody so many shots. Like I'm never gonna look at my Amix bill ever again. Well, yes, Craig, you're just fucking Mr. Money Rags. Okay. Fucking hell.

Shut up. Congrats on buying six extra shots for the few people left over at the bar and the Stover Mont. Yeah. I can't wait to see him pour. I hope he lasts. I hope he lasts on Bravo long enough for me just to see his poor ass. It will happen. So, um, so then, uh, after the

game, if I could have housed Jessica's just like, said to Amanda, you know what, people just annoy you. I'm like, yeah, we've been watching this franchise for a very long time, so the answer is yes. Oh, so let's see. So Amanda's like, are they making it crazy? And she's like, yeah, but like everything makes me crazy. And so then the bar people come back and there's so many boxes outside just sitting in the snow. Yeah.

And so there's a lot of wooing and dancing on tables. And then Craig. Well, Corey and Sierra are flirting. They're like rastling in the snow a little bit. So there's that. So then Sierra is dancing on the table and Luke gets up to dance on the table and Craig is like, you're not with her anymore. Just get off the table.

No, because Jess was up there too. Sort of was not easy to see, but Jess gets up there. Then Luke gets up there too and that's what Luke, and that's what Craig's like, no, we can't, like boundaries or whatever. And then, and he's like, I just wanted dance, dad, I just wanted to dance. Come on, why can't I? Look, I'm just Luke, the person who's never danced for four years and Bravo, but I just want to dance right now in this moment. So Corey, like drinks, gulps is why back in the then throws the glass across the room and it breaks on the floor and Amanda's like,

guys, I'm done with broken glass. I welcome round here barefoot and Craig goes, then put on shoes. We don't go on vacation to be bored. Yeah, and Paige cumpers his mouth and Amanda's like, like your girlfriend walks around barefoot Craig. I mean, he's such an ass by the way, like this like entitled medieval king thing that he's doing throwing the food like it feels like he's taking a turkey leg and throwing it on the floor, you know? So he's just like keep it to yourself Craig have others inner thoughts inside and he's like, we're supposed to be

having fun in vacation. Like if we're not going to trash that house is going to be quite the boring trip. Oh, Craig, just wait till your 40s. So they mean, I mean, he's been pretty much already there actually. So he's like, so what is she doing? Kyle, like, you're picking up glass like that's kind of silly. I mean, you look really silly right now. This is stupid. It's like, I look stupid. Go fuck yourself, Craig. And he's like, that's kind of silly. I mean, you look really silly right now. This is stupid. It's like, I look stupid.

Go fuck yourself, Craig. And he's like, why are you yelling? Why are you yelling at me? Why are you yelling? Isn't it funny that Craig has all the energy in the world to yell and pastor Amanda and the girls about picking up glass, et cetera? He has all the energy in the world to do that.

But then when it comes to Luke, who clearly is like missing the signs that Jessica's giving, he's not pulling Luke aside and be like, listen dude, I don't think she's into anymore. Like, like, like he's, he has no problem telling other people what to do, but then with Luke, no. Yeah, so, he's just over it, you know, she's like, oh my God. So Amanda is like, Craig, so He just over it, you know, she's like oh my god

So Amanda is like Craig there's glass there and there's glass there and there's glass there and Someone's like oh, he'll say sorry tomorrow. Don't worry about it. And Carl's like no, he's a diva page Get your boyfriend on a chain. He's literally batshit crazy and Paige is watching for the little balcony thing above. And Amanda's like, we're drunk. Don't go after Paige. And Paige is what did he do to y'all? And Amanda's like, he only mean for not getting on the table like a stripper. And Paige says, well, I love you. And I love him. And I can't control the shit that comes out of his mouth. You can, actually. So Craig is like, hey Luke, come here. It looks like, but I was sitting out there because there's a girl that I like.

And Craig is like, you put fireworks in my room and got mad at me for lighting then. Oh my god. Please, Craig stop. Don't fight again. Please. And looks like you didn't need to light them fuck and Craig goes I'm a pyro, but it's not your place. I have a hundred and fifty five thousand dollar bowl Oh, Gives a Rachel Jason a gesture talking and Rachel's like hey, that's just shot to badass people boys and girls And then she accidentally kicked so for a beer. She's like oh my god.'s just shots to badass people, boys and girls. And then she accidentally kicked so for a beer. She's like, oh my god, Jason, could you pick me up? And so he picks her up to get her off the table so she doesn't hurt her pants.

I was like, now put me down. This is like an elevator ride. An intuitive one. An intuitive, talented, and an elevator. I've ever experienced in myself. Yeah. And he was trying to take off her boot at one point. And she's like, um, no, they can't take those off. They're part of the look. And Jessica goes, fashion.

So then, um, now it's, uh, now it's 2.20 a.m. And Rachel, we see like Rachel trying, like taking very long time getting out of her feathers and Jess sits in the chair, she's sitting in a chair in the kitchen and Luke comes up from behind and drapes over his arms over her from behind in sort of like a from behind hug but his arms are also kind of just like fully lying on her boobs and then he's like in her ear.

And like this is the moment where like all episode long I was like gosh, Craig is really kind of sort of gaslighting the situation, really trying to make Luke look really bad. But then at this moment, with the knee part, I was like, the knee is not great. But then with this, I was like, well, I think this is, this is not good.

Like this is definitely like Luke, you gotta pay attention to these signs because you are now really all, you're being a creep now. And he's like, how are you? You feel okay and Craig's going, oh my God, that is so weird. It's a weird. And so he's like, yeah, she feels so uncomfortable. I mean, look at her. She can't even lift her fucking eyes up and Paige goes

Anyone know how to do a fire Luke and then so looks like oh, yeah, I know how to do a fire And now he's touching Paige's leg and then he's kind of like patting her head and she's like Luke now You're rubbing off on me because I want to do a fire and Craig just starts screaming Stop touching her and if you touch her like that again, I'm gonna throw you in the goddamn snow. Stop, stop. The Luke's go stop and Craig's like, if you better again, I wasn't petting her. Okay, I was starting a fire with your head. And he's like, if you better get on through the goddamn window and he's like, I'd like to see you try. And he's like, if you put her a ghetto through the goddamn window and he's like, I'd like to see you try And he's like, don't touch her or her ever again. Stop touching girls without them saying they want you to touch him

You're making everyone uncomfortable and if you touch her if you massage her again, I will throw you through a goddamn window You just touched my fucking girlfriend. He's like your girlfriend who is my friend. She's hiding from you. Look, she's hiding from you right now. And it looks like, yeah, well, because you made her feel uncomfortable, you said you were gonna throw me out of window. So do it. Do it.

I don't like you. Do it. So Craig's like, shut up. You're gonna get knocked out. That's who are you? God, you're not God. You're not God. Only God throws people to windows.

So they're screaming at each other. And Jason's like, okay, well everyone said what they have to say, right? Greg's like, God, gotta kill someone. So Jessica and Rachel just like zip out of there. And Jessica's like, oh my God, I feel so uncomfortable and everything. And so then of course Corey checks in honor like, hey, you okay? Because I'm an artist, and a gym owner.

Yeah, okay, cool. And she tells us, I don't know how I'm feeling. There's like a lot of emotions swirling around my head. And I don't want to talk about it. And now she's crying. So then Craig come, which this show, so Craig comes in and he's like, hey, sorry for being so aggressive. And she's like, no, it's okay.

I've been feeling uncomfortable the whole time. So then she goes to page and Craig's with whatever. They're all in there and she's crying and he's like, sit down. It's okay, just sit down. And Craig tells us, you can't make people feel uncomfortable. And then when she touched Paige, when he touched Paige, I just couldn't hold it anymore.

So now Jess is crying with Paige. Cause Paige is like, and we're eating lunchables if you want one. And Jess is like, it's just hard as a female. And Paige says, Luke is not a bad guy. He's just so dumb. He's really, really dumb. I'm not defending Luke and what he did,

but Craig also blew up. And none of this is your fault. Trust me on that. So now Luke calls his sister and he's like, what's going on? She goes, uh, I'm sleeping. Hello. Yeah, she's like,

the sister is Marcie from Southern term. Yeah, pretty much. She's like, she's a sister with Marancy from Southern charm. Yeah, pretty much. She is like, fully asleep. And he's like, well, so we were all sitting there enjoying our night. Like, we were literally about to start a fire, which would be the best thing ever. And page said, something, and I grabbed by the back of her neck and squeeze it and great, like basically came at me super aggressively. Like, I'm going to fuck you up. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to throw a hat to shut your head, all of that stuff. And meanwhile, Craig is downstairs yelling in the kitchen still.

And he's like, if he even braises out, like I want him out of this house now. It's here, it's like stop, dude. And he goes, I fucking call him the cops. Okay. I'm gonna talk about a Karen, right? Dude, Jesus Christ. This is ridiculous at this point.

Like yes, Luke was being too handsy with someone he didn't know, didn't like him, but this is ridiculous. Like nobody needs this and you're just, you're upset because he was by the way about the fireworks. Like, I mean stop acting like you're such a fucking, you know,

he's trying to exploit ititing it is exploiting an uncomfortable kind of icky situation for his own revenge about fireworks that's that's also kind of gross about it. Yeah. So then my good. Then Luke is telling his sister you know according to Craig I make girls feel uncomfortable. I mean I can't believe that and she's like I mean I wasn't there, but you've never done anything to make people feel unsolved and safe.

And he's gonna look stupid. Is that enough? Because I was just in the process of falling. So now Lucas crying now. And he's like, he's making me out to be a bad person. And I'm not a bad guy. And he's like, you know, up until tonight, she was showing interest.

And then they show a clip of Jess and the hot tub going, well, yeah, but I'm not into Jason. Like, I'm into you. So he's like, you know, I mean, you know, but thinking this, like sitting in my thoughts, thinking like, am I creepy? You know, did I do that? And if I'm that guy, I'm like, holy fuck, buddy. Yeah, so now he's like, I just want go home and his sister's like well then go home and

Craig's like she's not comfortable with him being here. Gee grab page. That's why I stopped it and she was like Craig Please Craig come on now because this is also so like I feel like with Craig It's also kind of veering into that territory remember I I'm below deck down under that awful chef who had this quote unquote, chivalrous moment where he stood up for the woman and the woman were like, we didn't need you to stand up for us like that. You know, it was like that was actually oddly show vanistic because it was treating us like we're property or something. And you're just the guy who's like you get to be the night in

Shining Armory. So now I feel like Craig is like he he's now sort of seems like he's teetering into that area now, you know, I mean I thought it was Good that he said something. I think Craig was right that Luke needed to like you gotta like you can't just be touching people that they're not saying Touch me, but now I feel like he's teetering into like, okay, you're now just kind of being a guy, not really listening to the women again. Yeah, he's just using a situation for his own game. Like you said earlier, and just screaming like everyone, you know, just screaming until everyone else

is like his mad as he is, right? Yeah. So the sister is like, well, just go home because you don't need people talking about. Like this is the last thing you need. And that's smart advice, you know, because if you have someone who's gonna be on there, you know, basically making sexual assault allegations

at you, it's time to go, you know? So Sierra comes into Paige's room where Jess and Rachel are and she's like, first off, like, I'm your friend. And if that, and if you wanna date him, cool. Okay, we rock until the end, but okay. And Paige is like, well, Craig is just on a high horse. And she's like, yeah, he's relentless.

So Jess, how are you? How do you feel? And she's like, well, I mean, like, if I had a conversation with Luke, it wouldn't have escalated that way. Like, I don't like have to have a conversation the way that Craig does. And so then Craig is now doing a, I'm going to leave. I'm going to pack up my stuff and leave if he's going to be here, but Luke is already packing.

And he's like packed everything really quickly. And so Sarah is like, you know, a lot of his points are fucking valid. It's just, it's the delivery and page goes, I think that Craig is just drunk. So we just like office fucking racker. And then we see Luke with his bags all packed up and like heads out the house and gets into a car and drives off into the night and it's like, oh boom, do we continue? Well good move. Get the fuck out of there. That's crazy. Also, you know, just like stop hitting on girls too hard, but also they're with you. Yeah, that's it. Like, be better at like thinking up on social cues too, by the way.

Yeah, but Craig, whoosh, Craig's such a piece of crap for that. That was not good. Yeah, I still was even though I feel like Craig had like a moment where I felt like he was doing the right thing. Overall, a terrible episode for Craig. Terrible. No, the right thing to do would be to be if it was really doing it for the woman and not himself, the right thing to do is, hey man, you're really touching with this girl. I don't

think she's into it. Yes. You shouldn't be acting like that. You know, you need to watch out because you've been in trouble with this shit before and you don't want to look like a fucking creep and right now you look like a creep. Yeah. And if you knew that if what he was saying was going to fall on death years because of their history, he should've told Kyle you've got to say something to Luke right now. You've got to pull Luke in because it's starting to look, it's starting to be bad. She's uncomfortable.

And I just, I just, I feel like the sincerity of Craig's motives are undermined by the fact that he didn't do that the fact that he chose to go out and drink when he could have stayed back and kind of protected Jessica a little bit um, and the fact that he has this act to grind so yeah Yeah, well interesting So we'll see what happens next week, but it looks like he's out of there. Looks like he's gone. He's gone. Back to Minnesota. Yeah, well everybody, thank you so much for being with us today. Have a great weekend this weekend. We love you guys. Thanks for everything you do for us, and we'll talk to you next time.

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