Watch What Crappens - Winter House: Insides & Outsides

Episode Date: November 11, 2022

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and lovely Ronnie Caram. Well, thank you. That's so sweet. I love a sweet walk back. Well, I was trying to like... I think you were just dissing me because I'm like too hot. And so it made you like uncomfortable So I got it

Yeah, I was like thinking of like giving you a gest-themed intro But then I thought it'd be weird if I said the man who I want inside me mr. Ronnie Karen. I can't with that whole thing Yeah, well, I didn't want to leave this podcast thinking. I mean, he doesn't even like me. He doesn't even compliment me. Who says that multiple times? So what the fuck, Jess? Oh my God, you broke in a broken person.

And to anyone who's like, you know what? I'm going to homeschool my kids, because I'm sick of this culture, making my kid into making kids into monsters. Well, look what this did to Jess. There's your example of homeschooling, fuck off with that homeschooling bullshit. But it's so funny because I really am such a slave

to editing, like I will literally feel the things that they tell me to feel because they showed so many scenes of her walking into rooms and then page and see her be like, and I was like, those bitches. And then Jess walks in and then Jess is like, hey, you know what? Like, you guys don't compliment me enough and she's like, we do, we're so nice to you.

I'm like, yeah, they're so nice to you. Like whatever scene, whatever they want us to feel in the scene, I just pivot. That's just how I am as a viewer. And then like afterwards I have to say, okay, now what did I really think? But I don't know. Oh my God. I have no idea what to think. Don't worry, you have me., okay, now what did I really think? But I don't know. Oh my God.

I have no idea what to think. Don't worry, you have me. I'll tell you what to think. No, I'll be in a deal now. I landed, well what I kept telling myself was every time she walked into a room and Paige and Sierra were so cool to her, I was like, yes, they are extraordinarily cold.

But then Jess is the one who also kind of just like, she did do that whole thing of like girls are like jealous of me. I'm gonna hang out with guys first. You know it's like that whole thing chicken or egg who caused it. I don't know. Both of them did. I don't think they're cold to her at all. I think they're just cold in general. And she walks she doesn't really she walks into rooms like in the last scene she walks into the bedroom with all the girls and then walks directly into the bathroom and just stands in the bathroom Like a crazy person and then it's like I feel so outside of everybody else

Yeah, because you're like standing in the bathroom. You fucking weirdo. Well, it's like very self-fulfilling prophecy, you know Just like she's like they don't like me so she acts in the way It's like I don't feel comfortable around them. It's so then they're like why is she so weird? We don't like her, you know She's the same though Either way winter has wow what an episode. So before we dive into it, don't forget to check us out on patreon patreon.com slash watch or crap ends. We got crap is on demand there bonus episode this week's and go up. Well, I think that she's already up. Never mind, but it's a we're just we're shooting the shit. So come join us Monday night. We got take a seat on Spotify live at 10 o'clock

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I don't know why the regular the regular stack it would be a sub stack and nobody would respect it because it was just a I don't know why Shannon Badoard is telling such not-a-gay jokes. She learned something when she went up to Hollywood. I can't imagine Shannon Bedouard calling up. Sophie, hi, this is your mother. Do you know what a sub is? I was walking around West Hollywood with Jeff Lewis and he kept making jokes about subs that I thought,

Oh, what does he like? Say I want you so much. Did I miss something anyway? Call me back. Oh, Shannon, did you hear that Heather Dubros trying to get on Beverly Hills? Hey, get the fuck away from my city, ma'am. I mean, not the one that I live in, but my house-wise city that I enjoy. Get out of there. No, you're not welcome here, okay?

But nice go somewhere else. But nice. I did hear that. I'm surprised we didn't talk about that on Degasida actually. I've just told you forgot about it. We will. This coming, this coming Monday night at 7 p.m. Pacific, we will talk about Heather too, bro. If you ever Skip Degasida again, this will cost you a lot. And I'm not just saying that as it's a promise. Okay. Anyway, winterhouse.

Um, let me see here. Here I just wrote everyone sucks. Everyone sucks. I hate her. I hate him. What a bunch of hookers. Clean. Okay.

Well, thanks for being here, everybody. Yeah. Um, yeah, it's truly so we start out with, oh, Paige is still crying to Amanda on the slopes. I forgot that this was even a cliffhanger with Paige. I just don't know if I can stand this house with crank because no one likes crank. It makes me look bad. And Amanda's like, you know what, I understand because I've been in your shoes, you know, ill. Why are you in my shoes? Disgusting. Get your shoes out of there.

Literally, you've never had a good shoe. This is me. So let's just, and Kyle, the Kyle shoe is not as good as the Craig shoe. So can we please stop comparing shoes? I thought your shoes only fit into pay less. Okay, disgusting. I mean, I pay less, but there's a space. I don't have the brand to pay less. It doesn't pay more to pay less. What was the saying for pay less? Something like come here, we got shoes. It doesn't cost more to

pay less or something. It was like a da, a da saying. Like, wouldn't it cost more to pay less or something. Maybe. It was like a da, a da saying. Like, would make a cost more to pay less. Every kiss begins with pay less. Every kiss begins with pay less. I think it's my case that this diamond store. This is a sub-cade diamond store. That's where I'm at. Oh, the gaze.

Sophie, this is your mother. I think I figured out what a sub means. I think it's a K store that doesn't have a full inventory. Call me back. You know, I went into K's and said, I'd like to speak with K. And there wasn't a K there. What? No, doesn't it cost more to K less?

I've got to say. Well, I'll tell you who wasn't there. Mary K. Place. And you think she would be there. It's in her name. Her name is Mary, and she can be at K. Place. But no, she wasn't there. Mary K. Place.

So much for me, kidding my autograph. Mary K. Place does the best, just like resting Mary K. Place face. Like every role that woman ever plays is just so over it. You know? Love her. Okay, shout out to Mary K. Place. Mary K. Place, you're doing great work. I'm looking at her picture,

I'm looking at her face on Google Images, at us true, she looks like, she really is a perfect display of Mary K. Place. I will say, sometimes you do a Google image search for someone and you're like, this is not representative of what they look like, but the Mary K. a Google image search for someone and you're like, this is not representative of what they look like. But the Mary K. Place Google image search is really right on the money for Mary K. Place. Yes, like even when she's smiling, does she look like I'm kind of trying to hold in a fart, but not really.

She's just disappointed, you know, she's disappointed in us. Yeah. So, um, anyway, Paige, Paige K. Place You know she just pointed it nice. Yeah. So anyway page page K place It's like I just don't want him to Ostracize people because like yes, that I make you go like Jesus and Amanda's like, you know I like totally understand because boys are just like so much in general And she's like, oh my god, they're annoying. You know what else is annoying you pretending you you understand. Okay, let's keep, let's keep more. I can't believe it. Just cry about national television. Let's keep. Come on, let's go down the hill, Clown Fee. Okay, come on. Turn to Bethany. So now they're skiing and snowboarding and there's Cori and there's Sandevol

and Sandevol's like, I've been trying to go snowboarding, but we haven't had a chance lately with opening this bar. Like that's fascinating. I was like, yeah, I was like so emotional, dude. You know, like me out here in the snow, in the air. It's like emotional. And Schwartz is like, did I cry?

I think I cried. That's just like a typical short experience on a slope, I feel like. Any slope, what does not have to be even snowing, just him walking down a hill, did I cry? Did I cry? So the girls all sit together at the bottom of the hill and just is like, does anyone wanna come with me?

Cause like, I'm gonna go one more like time and Page guess I'm have fun. So she leaves and she's don't worry. I'm sure the boys are up there and Amanda's like, um, did you guys talk about anything interesting while Pedro's understanding what my life has been like with Kyle for the past 10 years? Based on the first 12 episodes of this season so far, I would say no, they did not talk about anything interesting. I'm just gonna go up there on the limb. I know you're asking the cast of Winterhouse. If there was an interesting conversation that was had, the answer is no. So they're just like asking if like Jason and Rachel are gonna kiss again, which is you know me. I love Jason

I think Jason is so nice. He's hot. He cooks and everything Don't really care too much about the storyline to be honest. Yeah Also you guys are too old for this like I'm sorry. I keep saying this every week But why are you acting like you're 13? Okay? Listen when you reach what once your past 30 which I know not all of them are but like most of them are and once you reach, once you're past 30, which I know not all of them are, but like most of them are, and once you pass 30, I feel like when you make out with someone, you come back to your table and you're like, oh my God, I made out with someone.

You don't need people to ask you. Like did you get, like you'll know, okay? If I fuck anybody, everybody is gonna know. I'm telling you right now, you know? Cause I'm just so impressed, you know? It's like guys, I, it so impressed you know it's like guys I it look how much it got off my activity ring. I think movement ring closed. Well I wouldn't go that far. So they're talking about obviously you've never had sex because

So they're talking about obviously you've never had sex because Movement ring incrementally increased I'm like the only person I know that can climax without actually moving at all ever So I don't even know how it happens, you know, so They sent her up to go to the book. Oh, yeah, so we're talking about Rachel and Jason Kissing. So Rachel's like, I kissed him and I was like, okay then, bye. We're thank kissing now. And then we had this like, yeah, you kissed him.

Oh my God, do you think you'll kiss him again? Or was that like your one-man stand of kizans? Yeah, and they're like, who knows? So then Tandoval's talking about how he brought some amazing LEDs. So you remember you were at the house? I remember. You were like, where the LEDs?

I fucking knew he had a whole other suitcase containing a fucking trumpet and some LEDs. Yeah, I knew it. Well, he brought some LEDs and he's like, tonight is gonna be euphoric. And Luke is like, he's so what does that mean for a tire? Do I wear fancy flannel or chill flannel? And Tendival's like, it's whatever it means to you.

Yeah, it's open to interpretation. It's hard. And Corey's like, that's so L.A. Yeah, Corey, you're wearing a pearl necklace. Yeah, okay. With your fucking white chick's so L.A. Yeah, Corey, you're wearing a pearl necklace. Yeah. Okay. With your fucking white chocolate teeth. Okay.

And I'll say Corey drives me nuts. I don't know what it is, but he drives me absolutely nuts. Are you feel that way to you or is it just a me thing? No, he's gross. I just feel like he's so fake. Like I feel like I see through him. I think that, or probably on some level, if I were with my therapist right now,

it probably would come down to jealousy. I'm probably just very jealous of him. But that's okay. Well, because, you know, he's one of those guys who just sort of is gonna walk through life with some sort of a certain amount of privilege and just get what he wants. And, you know, I think I see him as like a typical cool,

like a member of the cool kid club, you know, and I resent that. Well, I guess it just depends on what you call the cool kid club. I mean, this is a group that, you know, like Corey was described by Sierra as, I mean, he's someone like who'll admit that he likes art. So like gross, I mean, that's kind like who'll admit that he likes art. So like gross. I mean, that's kind of cool, I guess.

That's his group, you know? He's just like a high school jock, but I just feel like everything he does is so transparent and it frustrates me that no one seems to see how transparent it is, you know? At least in that household, I should say, I think all the audience sees it. Yeah, I don't know if transparent things see through other transparent things.

No, like two windows can't see through each other. Right. Like do wine glasses judge each other. So what you're asking yourself right? They probably do actually. I think if there's any judging glass, it's a wine glass. There's a so they're really trying to make this just against the girl's storyline happened, this whole episode, which is so funny.

Cause now we're back at the house and everyone's like, oh my god, we all got to get showered and party. So they're all taking showers and then just comes out of the shower and she passes by page and she's like, hi, and page guess, hi. And then the music stops and just just looks down. Yeah, just just looks like, oh my god. She barely said hi to me right now.

Well, to be fair, Paige does give the shortest syllable she can give and then look back down at the floor. Meanwhile, she does her makeup. So then Austin's passed out on his bed. So Craig goes in with a pan or a pot and just starts banging on it to wake him up. God is seen right now. And so he's like, hey, so did you talk to Olivia today and Austin announces that he really misses Olivia. And Craig like, yeah, well, at least I have

mind to cuddle with. Look, she's so cuddleable. Craig, you're cuddling the pot, but it's down already. I'm awake. So then looks like hey, anyone got makeup because they're getting rocker for the night. It's like a rocker party. So then Santa Vellan Schwartz are already packing to leave and Santa Vellan's like, yeah, but that before we have it, that with LED lights, he's gonna change everyone's lives, bro. So he starts setting them up and of course whips out the old. Tom is really turning into like old Uncle Santa Valle. He's like, hey, everybody, you wanna try a buzz button shot? I was like, oh my God, here's Uncle Santa Valle,

we'll just fucking buzz button. Yep, bring a little taste of Tom Tom to stow. So then we have another... Hacking buzz buttons. Okay. That's what just happened everybody. Tom sent them all packed buzz buttons in his LED suitcase. How did those get through on an airplane? I feel like that would confuse TSA. But now we have exhibit B of the girls being so mean to Jess. So Jess is like in the bathroom doing something with her hair and Sierra is doing something with her hair

Like just outside the bathroom and Jess is like, hey, do you have any hair ties and Sierra goes I literally just had to find these last two and then Jess is like, oh, oh actually I just found some if you need any And she like walks out to where Sierra is and Sierra's already gone. Just like music stops again. It stops again So Jess can look sad. She's like, oh my god. Totally found hair ties. Like nobody appreciates it. If you find a hair tie in a forest and no one's there to find it with you,

did you ever really find it in the first place? If you find a tie, if you find a hair tie in the forest, but then somebody leaves before you give it to them, do you even have hair? If you find a hair tie in a forest, but the forest is in the meta first, did you find a hair tie in real life too? The forest hates me because I'm hot. Yeah.

So then we go to Sandival, who has played that trumpet so much, but still can't quite do it. It's like, BOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I like that when Santa Claus playing the trumpet, Schwartz is just behind him clapping like a good spouse. Yeah, look everybody, he's playing a trumbo. Probably well trumpet, he's so talented. So they all go to the party area and it's like, guys, it's a Philip's eucomercial, like

wow, colored lights. This is crazy. So Schwartz is like, wow, guys, this has been so nice. I had such a good time, which I wish Katie could say about our marriage, but she can't. And that's okay, because I really didn't put the effort into it that I should have, which is really sad for her.

God, I have regrets. Yeah. Schwartz is doing the whole, I'm going to prove to you, Katie, that I'm a good husband by talking about like my My failures on another show, which makes me seem vulnerable and that's gonna work, right? So that's what he's hoping it's gonna work. So he's doing a lot of the Ah, I just haven't been present. I'm not present in my marriage. I'm like, yeah, you're in Vermont right now. So She so now just starts telling Cory and Sierra,

that Cory, she starts telling Cory that Sierra and Paige, I like the cool case, she's like, they just like, leave me out. I feel like I'm at my high school dance, like all over again. Of course, my high school dance was just like, me dancing with my mom in the living room, but that's fine.

It's gonna say what's your high school dance. It's like my high school dance all over again I'm like it's the only person asking me to dance dad like come on Also just some little lines that we heard I would I would really like that seara goes to Austin are you wearing eyeshadow? You're such a girl. And then Sierra again sits down with like, Paige or whoever and she's like, oh yeah, I'm with my bitches.

And then she starts taking a picture and she's like, dude, can't wait to show these pictures to our kids. Hahaha. Really? I never knew that I loved little tiny shots of Sierra so much, but they cracked me up every time they come on. What a dodo bird. So there's really blooming from her first season on Summer House.

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We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is team jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. So then Craig is like, maybe let's take some pigs baby.

I can see your butt, your welcome, your welcome, so then they have a little talk. He's like is this a fun night baby? Yeah, like I know that I was fired up a few days but now I'm good. Okay, now I'm good. Just good because I can't know what, I take your energy, you know, because when you feel something, I feel something. So you feel like venturing into round?

No, I don't know what that means. Helos is like my next chapter. So how do you feel about Fringe? Oh, I already know, because you take my energy. Wow, I'm so glad we're alive on this She goes, you know, I just I don't feel like I'm involved in a confrontation and that I'm like person involved with But then you get into you're like involved in it and then sort of a couple I feel like I'm involved in it, but I'm not like involved in it like are you thought you're confused? Okay, I'll start from the beginning when you fight with someone. I feel like I'm in the fight too. Huh?

Okay, she goes well I just I don't want you to think that I don't have her back because I do. And so like when I run into another room when you're fighting someone, that's my way of showing you that I have your back. He's like, page to sat through days and days of me fighting her friends

and she'd never said a single thing to me. And I'm like, really, you know what I'm also nervous because like, I don't know how many of these chances I'm like really, but I'm also nervous because like, I don't know how many of these chances I'm going to get. I think many based on the track record. So now with back to the most romantic thing, he says some most romantic thing for her. Sorry, I love you, Craig. And he goes, you look at. Because that's the summer. That's the winterhouse thing that every single guy says. winter house thing that every single guy says. Yeah, you look at you look at yeah. So um, your pong Jason gives Rachel a very small kiss and she's like, you can do better than that

and he goes, all right, he's like, all right, I will do better. But then he doesn't. And he's wearing a Gilligan hat and nothing says friends on more loudly than a Gilligan hat buddy. The Gilligan ever get laid? No, he did. Well, not the Gilligan. I'm ready for the cable. Like, I'm ready for the FX reboot of Gilligan's Island. It's like dark.

And like, it's like lots of scenes of Gilligan's staring out at the ocean wondering if he'll be rescued and being like, am I the only sane one on this island? And then he has like a heroin addiction, but like a secret. And then And then he has a heroin addiction, but like, it's secret. And then like, he has like a very, there's like, Marianne is like, she does like, dramatic crying a lot. Like, I never run an island, but you're on the island

on the island emotionally. And it's like serious. And then it gets nominated for Best Comedy. So lost without the comedy nomination. And Mary K. Places, of course. Like this without the comedy nomination. I married K places, of course, like this one pointed. She's the professor's wife or whatever. So us actually, she should probably play Gilligan in like a modern version. Modern just like, Gilligan. Gilligan. Skipper's got the bits. So now Austin is spraying Sierra with silly string and not

just Sierra but her hair like who does that? Who's who just like empties an entire count of silly string on a girl's hair idiot and Amanda. Thank God. Because Austin is not cute that you're mean flirting with people. You know what else doesn't cute? You wearing my shoes bitch. Get away from me. So the... It's like, I'll get your foot out of my mouth.

So then, um, uh, and then like sand, sand of all and shorts are like peeing outside. And then... Why is everybody pissing all over the exterior of this house? You're gonna pee outside, pee over the balcony. You guys are peeing directly onto the house. Both of you. The fuck?

They're all monsters. And then Austin meme also seers like dancing around and Austin keeps on looking at her. He's like, I looked at her tits again. I looked at her tits. So, you know, a lot of evolved conversation. And so then now Amanda's asking shorts, how Katie is, and this is where he's really doing his thing. He's like, oh, he's just complex.

I mean, I haven't been president in my marriage. I've just been self-absorbed. I haven't honestly remembered what her name is until you said it. It's been like two years since I've called her by her name. I just keep saying, Baba, I hope someone say, I hope she'll get mad at me one day. Stop calling me Baba, call me by my real name, which is, what was it again, Amanda? Katie?

Yeah. It's not that present. Well, is there a world where you and Katie just like don't say together or whatever, bro? And he's like, well, I just can't imagine my life without Katie what would life be you know like last night it went to bad and there weren't cookie crumbs in the sheets and I was like oh god I miss her what's your name again Amanda Katie yeah god I can't imagine my life without Katie. I just want to do things like going to Vermont without her

going to my bar without her or hanging out with SantaVal without her. I don't even know what that would be like. It's just so weird knowing that someone's not mad that I'm not with Katie right now. Her name's Katie, right? So he's used to being without her, but he's not used to not getting shit for not being with her. He's not used to like, like barging down his front door and then not getting yelled at. It's like, what's it going to be like? When I slammed through my front door like the gluelite man and no one was there to scream at me.

It's so weird coming home in my combination for the front door lock still works. It's like it's just taking all the gamifying out of it, you know. Have you ever poured a drink on someone's head who wasn't there? It just goes right down to the ground. So then Jason is now kissing Rachel again.

Now he's trying again. And then she finally just like tops him and shows him how it's done. And Sierra's just jumping up and going, yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't know why people do this to people. Like the yes, yes, yes thing. Because this is something that happens

on Love Island all the time. People kiss, like they'll have their first kiss and then everyone around the villa will be watching and go, Whoa, yeah! Like, that would make me so, I'll be so mortified, I'll leave you with something. Is it a straight people? I just don't understand.

It's just a straight people tell us. I don't understand these straight people getting so excited about who's fucking and who might fuck and who, you know, who cares and did you kid? Like, I just don't get it and I don't know if it's just part of gay culture that we just like fuck everything, you know? It's like, you know, we'll just, if you ask for somebody's name, that's when you tell people, you know, they're like, oh my god. So you fuck that guy, did you get his number? You know, that's like a bigger deal. Like that you're gonna actually make some kind of effort.

You know, but the song I'm song saying old guys, but my gaze, this is how my gaze work. I just don't understand this. Oh my God, did you kiss somebody today? We're like, did you swallow or did you promise to us being that you would father her children, you know? I just, you know, I just tried act like a wasp and, you know, just talk about, like, tennis or weather until they mentioned that they kissed someone. Also, I just feel like, I feel like if I'm at a party and people are like making out for the first time, my instinct is to become pretty much like page and be like, oh my god, they're kissing. Okay, like, like you don't see, just like, like you just are like beach- page and be like, oh my god, they're kissing. Okay, like you don't see, just like you just are like beach-ill, just like watch. Like I don't wanna interrupt the process.

I wanna just like observe. And well, first of all, I don't wanna interrupt the process because I don't wanna make them feel weird, but also the moment you interrupt them, that's the one you cheer that they're gonna stop, and then you're not gonna get any good gossip out of it. So hello, gotta be quiet and just watch. You an observer. I don't know. So Amanda and Sierra are talking now and Sierra's like, uh, she's like, how do you feel? Basically, I'm like the sports center of this house.

All my man, it does is walk around with a little puffy microphone going. Yeah. How do you feel about someone? So did you kiss someone? Oh my god, have you moved past the hug stains? Babies or kittens? Which do you prefer? It's like, she's a man. I get off the sidelines, you know. So she comes up to... She's the Hannah Storm of Winterhouse.

I don't know who that is, but I'd like that. She's made Hannah Storm. Hi. I'm Hannah Storm. How? Did someone ask for a Storm? Oh, you asked for a Storm? Not a Storms.

Okay, well, I'm glad I left Marike. Please, jewelers for this. Thank you. Welcome to Self-Center. So she's like, what do you feel about Austin Sierra? And Sierra's like, well, Austin, being here, I feel like I'm over it. Like, he had a girlfriend. Like, I'm not like trying to get involved like in that.

You know what I mean? Like, I mean, like, girlfriend. And so then we cut to Justin Cory, her now on the couch, and they're making out. Like, she's like laying between his legs. And she's, she's like, so like, what's your intention? Is this just like winter wonder than fun for you? And he's like, I think you're cool to shut.

And I wouldn't be hanging out with you if I didn't. Like, why would I waste my time with that? She's like, take that pussy. That's why. Yeah, pretty much. And then meanwhile, Amanda has dressed up like a polar bear for some reason and now she's walking around and Austin sees Amanda as a polar bear

but doesn't know who it is. He goes, who is that? Who is this? Oh my God, I'm gonna beat you up. Who is? I'm gonna beat you up. Like this weird, it's just amazing. And they all kind of like regress

to like eighth grade versions of themselves. And I love that, like, that's Austin's response is that he sees someone in a costume and since they don't like immediately announce who they are, he's gonna just like punch them. Just like so many injured pink bears all over Austin's hometown. And he's like, I'm like, I knew it was you, and that I'm talking to you with a man I knew it!

I knew it! I knew it! How does it make you feel to know it was me? This is a man to reporting for Kyle Espian. So ESP Kyle. So now back to the couch. Jess is, you know, okay, so looks like. He's making out.

No, his head is between her leg. Is he eating her? And then his head winds up sort of in her midsection. Her prey. Who say say? I mean, it's like right in there. And so Rachel and Jason come in and she's like, um, and they just leave. She goes, don't go in there. And so that's when Jess is like, I don't think you understand how badly I want you inside me.

I'm like, is this a Burger King commercial? What's happening with this show? That's me when I get Starbucks. So. And then, and then she's like, I feel like an animal. And he's like, you are. And then he tells us, I don't wanna be rejected. Obviously, so I push it to the edge

where they're just like wanting it so bad, that you have a mental breakdown if I didn't even move like one thing. I mean, I think it'll all come together in a perfect explosion in her pants. Whoa! And he's got a porn stash now on his diary. I mean, he just gets closer and closer.

So then we cut to Luke's bedroom and he's a vet and short splotts down on the next bed and looks good. Someone's getting finger banged on the couch in there. And he says, is that good or bad? I remember when what's her face used to finger bang me? So then, then Jess is like, I want you to sleep with me because they go to her room. She's like, I want you to sleep with me because no,

I'm tucking you in and I'm leaving. And she's like, why can't you sleep with me? And she's like, fine. So he gets into bed and within one second, she's like, oh my God! Yeah. one second she's like, oh my God. And I like when she goes, I want you to side of me. And he goes, don't you? Let me get that sweater over the camera, which is the last bit of modesty he's ever going to show on this show because wow they really go there in the next one. So, Paige and Craig are talking to, they're going to bed. What does Craig say here? I feel like it's,

I could just skip it, but I feel like it's super important. He's like, I feel like Joe's gonna try to. You know what? I didn't understand it, so I just didn't write it down. I remember I was like, you know what? Then you don't have to write down every single non-sequitur in this show full of non-sequitur So I want to know man. I was garroning on you. He's like, I feel like Joe's gonna try to Binga she goes who? Joe mama, she's like That is I'm like God, what am I doing with my fucking life? So 5-20 in the morning, shorts heads off,

he has to leave and he's telling Luke he's like, he's like, Oh, it's such a good time and looks like, oh, yeah, buddy. And then shorts like this trip has been the first time, has been the first time that Kissin's Katie told me that she wanted a divorce that I've been able to laugh and not cry. I needed it But can I come back next year? I would love that please please bravo. Please gonna be in this house So then he leaves He's gone now. Bye. So then

Sand of all is time for him to leave so he gets his little goodbye He's like everybody has such a great time parting last night and that means everything to me Because my LED journey has now come to a close like wow Everybody has such a great time party last night, and that means everything to me, because my LED journey has now come to a close. Like wow, you really changed everyone's life with that lighting, Tom. Bye. Yeah.

So I just have to imagine, by the way, that the new cycle, last year the cycle was winter house into summer house into southern charm, and this is clearly gonna lead into van to purple rules, right? Because they have now mentioned the, oh, so busy with the start, the wow, we're launching the bar, so busy, so busy. They've done that like several times.

And the bar also just launched last week. It just opened up last week. So I feel like we are gearing up for like to segue into Vandipromp rules with this show. That's my prediction, everyone. Yeah, it's time for shooting. Yeah. So it's a very uninteresting Yeah, so it's a very

uninteresting prediction, but it's what it is. My hot take for Friday. I wonder if the last show they shot is going to be the next one that airs. Although I don't know because Summer House usually comes out. So I think it'll be well, I don't know. Well, what if like better from rules comes out in December and then summer house comes out and like March? Yes, I don't know you're right Sorry, I didn't know this is these are questions that no one needs to ask or think about not sure who cares miss Yeah, how do you feel about your prediction? This is Amanda for How do you feel about your prediction? This is Amanda for the SP Kyle. So then we got a Kyle in Amanda and he's like, Oh,

I'm a grandma's 99. I got her a cake. It says movie. That's my nice Kyle. That's her name Amanda. Oh, yeah. Hey, Kyle, you never got me in cake. You're not 99.

I mean? I mean, you jealous of a 99 year old Amanda Fock. Why haven't you enrolled me in ARP? So he's like, oh, well, you're not much of a big cake person. I mean, Moui is a big cake person. So he's excited to see his grandma turn 99, which is cool, by the way. I support that. I 100% support Moui. Moui's the breakout star of the show and she's the only one who seems to have her head on her shoulders. I will say that. Moui.

No, Moui is trying. Moui is the super spreader of this cast and we all know that I saw her voice. She's so thirsty. Moui is so thirsty. What won't thirsty. I saw her voice. She's so thirsty. I saw her voice. She's so thirsty. Okay. Muewie is so thirsty. What won't she do for camera time?

Am I right? Muewie, she's making out with the cake. How did you feel after making out with that cake, Muewie? Muewie, you look like Goddamn Celine Dion. So then we catch a page in Craig being all levy devi and she tells us after Craig basically admitted that he's a fucking asshole I'm fine. As long as he knows what he was doing is wrong and he takes ownership, I'm like such a peach. Whatever, you're not, you're dying inside in minute. By the end of this season, page is some, the Amazon live is gonna flicker on and it's gonna look like

the garage. That movie where it was like a documentary, but it was oh the Blair Witch Project. It's gonna be like the page witch brother. She's just gonna have like a little flashlight on Amazon live like I think I think he's still here fighting fighting with somebody. It's gonna end with just page like staring at the corner Just wandering around a forest in Charleston. How do I get out of this forest? I am such a peach. Actually, um, peaches of shade that does not look at on me, but I inherently am a peach. Yes. So, um, so now Jess is with Rachel and she's like, I went to bed at 6 a.m. Yeah, me and Corey had some fun.

Let's just say that if we're talking about activities, it wasn't an outdoor activity. It was an inside activity. I wanted him inside me. That's what he did. Yeah. And Rachel's like, oh my God. Oh my God.

She's like, it was so good. It was actually mind blowing. And she's like, oh my God, give me some tea then. It was average. Was it above average? And she's like oh my god give me some tea then it was average Was it above average and she's like no like seriously was like 11 inches like it was like three hands on top of each It was not yeah It was fucking not if that if he had a 12 inch dick that guy would have been on TV a lot sooner than this He wouldn't have to use Craig it just love his way on TV finally after all of these years get the fuck out of here I mean, I do think that he I do think that he has BDE but um, and I'm not talking about below dig energy call back

But um, but yeah, I F.E T F E trust Trusted energy he has trust try men. G. Just like of TFE. Trust trying energy. He has trust trying energy. Just like, I was going with 2-D feet energy. 2-D feet. Well, he's 2-D and he's got feet. I didn't work out so well.

It was happening. I wasn't getting rushed. I felt like 2-D was a good place to start. Like, 2-D fuck boy energy. How about that? That's probably what I'm going to need. Like Rich Daveng.M.G. That's what he's got.

Yeah, so, but anyway, but I also feel like Jess is kind of, like inflating this a little bit because it like, literally, she's like, she's acting like his dick was a, was a Swiss role. We were like a holiday Swiss role, a U-log or something. She's like, it was a Swiss role.

Like a holiday Swiss role, a U-log or something. He's like, it was 18 inches long. And wider than a Reebok sneaker. Yeah, she's like, it was a 450 engine. Like, what are you even talking about? Commissions, here comes one right now. I like when girls brag about guys' dicks like it's their dick. It's huge, you guys. You don't even understand.

I mean, like after a little helicoptering, it can get to 11 inches. I mean, I was pulling it. I was pulling it. Richard goes, did he rearrange her organs? She goes, he made me squirt everywhere. And let me tell you something, Ronnie. As I'm saying this, I still have these images in Marikay place on in the background of my desktop.

And like saying these words and having Marikay place staring at me, I feel, I feel so, I feel like I just, I'm looking at it being like, wow, you can do better as a podcaster and as a human. Do you just hear do you just hear Mary Kate place during this? Ha yeah I really recommend you pull up an image of Mary Kate place and just have it up while you do this recap. It's really it's exhilarating. I will. Every time you say something just look at the image and just look at her being like Mary Kate'm in place. I'm like, let me show you really does. She really does have that just disappointing face. Everybody do this at home, it's important.

It's an important part of the week. I think everyone should do this. Yeah, Ronnie, I'm gonna send you what's to the side of my notes. Okay, you can just just look at me. I'm looking at the Google images of Mary K place and I mean, I can totally see it. Yeah, but like the two that are specifically

right next to my notes are like really driving them. One face is her smiling being like, you could do better. And one is her saying, is this really what you do for a living? Okay, so let's see. So just squirt it everywhere. Yeah, she squirted everywhere. Like every which way you guys,

and Rachel's like, ew, I'm never getting in your bed. And she's like, oh, by the way, I think Paige and Sierra might be weird with me sometimes, because I think they're like trying to hook Cory up with Sierra. And this is typical, right? Here comes Jess saying everybody hates her, because they think she's trying to get with, she's trying to get with their men.

But then she's still trying to phrase it that way when she's really immediately like, is she here trying to get with Corey? Yes or no? You know, you better tell me right now. And so Rachel's like, I don't really know about that. She's like, well, like at first they like really liked me

but I'm like, now I don't feel that way. And so Rachel goes, so do you try to talk to them? Like I literally just walk right into their rooms and then, okay, what you do is you start moving your jaw up and down. I think you know how to do that. And then your lips and then you make, then you actually send words out. And it's a great way to start talking. Oh, she's like, no, I don't do that. I'm not really. So then Kyle and Amanda

leave to go see Grandma Mooney and Kyle's like, you ready, babe? She's like, I was born ready. Kyle. So this is the saddest recitation of that line I've ever heard I feel the need the need for speed I wish I remembered more movie quotes. I'm like, well, that was it. Top Gun and a few good men. And there was some other Tom Cruise movie out there. Are there other Tom Cruise movie that's... I don't know how to do that. You say something funny in Magnolia. Rainman.

It's raining fraud. It's raining fraud. It puts the lotion in the basket. Sorry, everyone. That was the only thing I could come up with next. That's not Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise in silence of the lambs. No, I've never said that. Mary K. Play's the only not like that joke. Oh my god. Mary K. Play's just gave me the dirtiest look. Like, are you going to say something about that?

Help me. Help you, Kyle. There we go. Of course, Jeremy Goyles has like a million quotes. Did you know that the human brain weighs eight pounds Kyle you have me a whole Okay, so let's see I was so Louis K place clip quotes American places not happy with a banter according to the pictures that are still up on my screen. She's saying the long boys so that are still up on my screen, she's saying, we're the long boys. So, so Luke is now asking Jason, he's like, hey, so do you make out with Rachel? And he's like, yeah, mostly with, because it was very sweet. And then Rachel's telling Patience Sierra that was all very PG. And they might be making out again tonight. So you know, that's something exciting for people to know about.

Yeah, so then Luke goes to Austin's room. He's like Mac Mac, hey buddy. He's like, hey buddy. Well, I felt sleep on my cover. It's fucking insane. I came here to get drunk, have fun with my friends. It's ski and I'm doing it. I'm doing it, but I haven't really made anybody cry over me yet. So that's one thing on my list. It's one thing on my list. I do that all the time, all the time. Sorry, were you talking about booking modeling gigs? Because I wasn't really listening.

Any who saw how is it being here with a beautiful woman? You obviously have a history with, you know, and, you know, like you get some drinks and yeah, and you're like, dude, fuck, this is hard. Am I right? Yeah, I wouldn't know anything about it. I wouldn't know anything about being in a house with Sierra and just really wanting to bone her all season long. And she just shoots you down. I've never had that experience whatsoever. What's the other thing for you, Austin? I'm only here asking you because Amanda's outside P and I'm the side of the house.

So Austin's like, yeah, well, it's so hard for, you know, when I'm drunk, it's hard for me not to look at her. I mean, hey, do you know who the last person I slept with was, Colby Kelly? No, what? It's ridiculous. Kristie Allen. Well, that really, I mean, she does have lay in her name,

you know, so there's that. She was dancing my side. I was like, dude, stop! Hey, could we roll the clip? Roll the clip. How did you look through the chest again? Alright, so once again, Luke, I'm going to ask you, do you know who the last person I slept with was?

Mary, do you get the place? Um, Mary, keep, please. God, damn it. You're right. Wow. Okay. Well, that wasn't terrible. I'm not going to lie about it. Mary, okay.

Get back onto Google images. So the last person is up with the Sierra. So um, which is not true. If anybody believes that, I got a bridge to sell ya. Okay, I'm so sure. So, um, he's like, yeah, you know, Sierra's a pretty girl, but I have very real feelings for Olivia, um, which is why I was staring at Sierra and I'm talking about how I started it just again, and salivating while I watched her, swat dance on the table.

Ah! Yeah, Olivia, this is working for Olivia, right? Someone said to the club, me saying this. Yeah. And he's like, Hey, you want to meet her? You want to meet her? She's like, gonna take America by storm. Okay, here he goes. And so he face thumbs her and he's like, Hey, Bubba, just want to say, I learned

Bubba by the way way Tom Schwartz was Oh, when he said Baba, I was officially done. I was like, I've been done on you for a while, but you're going to take on Baba really? No, you don't get to Baba, okay? And don't make me stand up for Schwartz. No, no, I don't want to hear Baba from you. He's like, can I just say you look so cute,

so goddamn cute. I mean, look good with that him. He's like, can I just say you look so cute. So goddamn cute. I mean, look good with that light. You look like goddamn Melita Adams. God, you're gorgeous right now. He's like, whoa, is this Olivia? Or is this the woman part of solid like a rock? So he's like, leave Vegas, leave Vegas and come here, Nicholas Cage. And Olivia's like, you know what?

It's a warmer in Las Vegas than it is where you are. Like, well, there's a real winner. Now that's how I know, when I want someone to have my children. Temperature, temperature knowledge. So Luke's like, well, come on, Aston will keep you warm. Get the fuck off the FaceTime, Luke, okay?

You wanna talk about Sierra, go to somebody else. Seriously, so Austin tells us, I'm happy to be getting along with everyone again. And I'm on a two and a half week long vacation. And I just I very much would like the girl I'm dating to come now so I can fully enjoy this trip to the max. So Roni, have a theory. Remember on remember on the Southern charm reunion when Andy was asking Austin and Olivia like where they're at now and she said you know it wasn't fair because like because you know I was like ready to be all in and he was like oh I need time I need time I need time and then all of a sudden when he wanted like us to be something

and I was like I need a moment he got all mad at me. I, my theory is that that is in direct reference to this moment where Austin decided he wanted a living in the winter house because he doesn't trust himself around Sierra. And also he kind of wants to show off. So he decides he wants to play boyfriend girlfriend all of a sudden for winter house and it's like come to winter house, come to winter house. And she's like, no, I'm in Vegas. I believe that's what that was in reference to, which actually reframes that entire moment in my mind.

I just got confused. Okay. We don't have to go back over it. It's not. It's just, so wait, she wanted to be with him first, but then he needed time. But then when he finally said he was ready to be together, she was like, no, like I need some time, but she really just wanted him to be like, no, but seriously, you're safe with me. You're safe to open up, but he didn't do

that. So she never really did feel safe. So then she didn't really open up. I think there are a phony-beloiny relationship that's only for TV. And he is sad because he's on a TV show and he's not going to give as much camera time because he's not Pitting two women against each other, which is all he does So he decided that he wanted to bring someone to pit against Sierra and then Realize that he was gonna get in trouble and look like the bad guy again, so he didn't do it I think my theory my conspiracy theory is this is the moment when he wanted to like up the relationship because it would be for TV and she was like, I don't really want to

do this and and that was what she was referring to when she said like all of a sudden you wanted to be all in and I wasn't ready to be all in in that moment. And so I think it's a reference to this. So I just want people to think about that. Okay, Mary K, please. Okay, I will think about it. Just be open to it. Because it's a fun period. Yeah, I am.

Yeah, and I think that that makes total sense, actually. It's just that the reason I'm confused is because their timelines are just so weird. It's like, when did this stop shooting? If I had like a production schedule in front of me, it would be easier about like, I don't know what they did. So this was in March. So this was in March, because it said it was like March six or something, and the Southern Charm reunion

was filmed out like, I think in late August or September. So like, I feel like it all matches up, and it makes sense. Like, to me, it all makes sense with everything they were talking about. And I just remember when we talked about Southern Charm, we were like, I feel like we roasted her a little bit about like, oh, well, I don't remember.

I feel like we roasted about something. I feel like we would not have roasted her if we'd realized that Austin's intentions were to play a boyfriend girlfriend on TV on Winterhouse. No, I don't remember a lot. I don't remember a lot. I'm gonna still roast at her because she came onto that reunion acting.

I'm like, oh my God, it keeps you so much better in Austin. I'm so furious. I'm gonna spend the whole time being so bad at Austin. I was like, over it. You've been on like two dates. Like, these relationships are so confusing to me. Like Sierra and Austin are acting

like they're coming out of a 19 year marriage. You know? Like why are you guys even fighting like this? You hooked up on a couple of times on one season of Winter House and then that's it. And then he came to visit you in the summer house and told you he didn't want me thing and then ended up hooking up with Lindsay. Why would you ever even speak to that loser again, you know? And they're acting like it's like who's afraid of Virginia Woolf with these two, you know? Like you guys just met. Well, I do have to say I give her a shred of respect for the fact

that she did not come running across the country to be on TV, to be on Winterhouse. So, you know, she gets like one, she gets one thumb up for that. Oh my god. Did you just put a hot sauce on your bagel? Ew. I'm back in the kitchen. Back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in the kitchen. I'm back in to me? I'm like trying to be friends with you and like you just shut down my hot sauce on bagels as weird right now page. So Craig and Paige are going to go on a double date with Corey and Jessica Bowling. Okay. They're going st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- Yeah, Stubble. And I didn't, by the way, I did not realize that so had all these amenities. I mean, they're going bowling,

they go to a flower warehouse, they go to so many things. I thought Sto just had like a main street, and that was it, you know? So that's what you get. You don't remember Madeline, Sto. Who's like a Swiss army, my friend, Talent? Ha ha ha ha ha.

Mary came places like, well, how dare you. I am still sitting here on this Google image page and you bring up Madeline Stowe. Thank you very much. Fun fact, Stover Mont is, it's laid out like the shape of Madeline Stowe's face. If you look at an aerial shot on Google Maps, you actually can see. It's like, it's like those mosaic things that people make. You know, when they take a bunch of different pictures

and they put them together, it looks like someone's face. That's what Stover Mont looksew from revenge. Okay, so Kyle and Amanda go to the cook house and it's a movie that's birthday everybody and skip you the dog, jumps on Amanda and kisses her and Kyle's mom is like, you guys are her first mommy and daddy

but they're the idol. And they give, they give movie her cake and she's she's she actually seems like I mean she's 99 she looks like she's very much with it and she's laughing and she sees the cake and she goes I want you inside me I'm like me too yeah and then she's get spit all over. She's like, up, up, up, up, up, bought a house in the made of earth. She's southern also, by the way. So then over to Corey.

So they're driving to go bowling and Corey is like looking at Jess. And he's like, I'm totally in the blonde. And the fact that Jess is into crypto and all that nerd shit and she has big boobs. I love big boobs. So, well, we glad we got this moment with Cory. Yeah, Cory's coming from everybody. And Jess, meanwhile, she has something important to say. I love how we're all wearing Kremam Which really has so many layers to it if you really think about it So Jess is like guys, what are you gonna dream cuz I'm like feeling like a scotch vibe and page Gus are you nervous? Also, I did like I did like when they checked into the bowling alley, the lady was like, okay, so what size shoot is everyone need? Page is like, I'm a seven.

And my feet are disgusting because I'm in the room and my other shoes. So I apologize. I says, no, but right now, I apologize. So just it's like, so did you have a quarry? Did you have a quarry had today? Oh, I mean, sorry. I met the other guy, like Craig, oh my God, now I'm calling everybody Cory. This is so crazy, like first I was calling everyone

Craig and I'm calling everyone Cory. Oh my God, I was nice. Like wow, Jess, just as personality is just not being able to remember names. Paige is trying so hard not to just say slut. She just looks like she's looking at her like I'm really trying here. She's really trying. She wants to let out a Dorothy's Borenec slut to thing to Blant DeVero, but she's holding back.

Because don't you think Jess is also poking because when you're like hi guys I'm feeling like scotch. It's like a like a really like you know masculine. I'm really thinking of something masculine. Oh my god Craig I just called you Corey. I think she's trying to poke Yeah, there's some there's some game that she's playing I feel feel, in some way, I hate saying that because I feel like, I feel like I hate doing the whole trope of if a lady is being sexual, if she's enjoying masking on things, that she's there for untrustworthy and playing some game. But I think it's just, in her specific case, I do feel like she's playing a game and it's not bowling.

But I also don't understand the game, but I feel it, maybe it's just something that's happened. I don't think it's because she's being, I don't think it's her sexual part. No, but I think she's just, I think she's coming from this place, like girls hate me and the girls don't hate her. And so she's making it happen, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I'm not saying it's because I feel like she's just saying that. I'm hoping to make it happen. So she can be like, see, I told you, girls just don't like me. It's like, well, yeah, it's self-fulfilling prophecy. For sure. I was just saying that I think that there are a lot of people

who see women who are like overtly sexual and then just like, project some sort of like, untrustworthy persona onto them that isn't necessarily like deserving. I just think in this case, it's Jess. There, she's definitely, she definitely is doing the self-fulfilling prophecy thing. She is definitely like,

like, it's just, it's too many times where she's called Corey Craig and now calling Craig Corey, like something, I can't figure out what, what her in-game situation is here But like something is a foot So Amanda and Kyle return to no one's there so we get a shot that we get a scene of a fan to going hello Hello

She's interviewing the wall how does it make you feel to not have people throwing things at you right now? Hey, wall, did you ever kiss the wall opposite you? Well, it's good move. So then Austin's like, I'm about to play Hammer Schlagen, where you hammer a nail into a piece of wood. I'm like, that's cold hammering. So Kyle is now stacking or a Lucas stacking logs because that's Luke's lot in life to always be stacking logs. And then they're just like all hanging out and stuff. And they're talking about. So Amanda goes into, yeah, Amanda goes into find Rachel and Sierra and bed, you know,

taking it out. And so she's like, how are you, everyone? And Rachel's like, well, I think the Jess is feeling lonely. Really? Because like every time I try to talk to her, I feel like she's with the guys. And then we cut to Jess, back at bowling, being like, I'm growing up, my friend group was home sclers. And like, I didn't really have a life outside this like,

circle that my parents programmed for us. So my dad would and like, I didn't really have a life outside this like circle that my parents programmed for us. So my dad would be like, let's go snowboarding or basketball, basketball or like bowling or like, you know, hot Scott, sure whatever. And that's why it's attractive that Cory's competitive. I couldn't date a loser. You're dating a guy with fucking pearl necklace. Who spray paints happy faces on his gym. Okay. And also himself an artist. Yeah.

I don't think that a guy wearing a pearl necklace makes him a loser. But I think that a guy who is using very obvious ploys to get some pussy. I mean, he's kind of a loser. Actually, he's like really winning to be honest, let's be fair. So I'm like, he's got a great body. He's getting he's getting booty. I'm just I'm just like angry at him. But but also, by the way, great to see that she's not interested whatsoever breaking any cycles. She's like, I was raised with a dad who was totally overbearing and super competitive in a total asshole. And if we didn't win, we were worthless. So now

I want the same. I'm like, oh, okay. Right. So Paige is like, um, Corey, help me pick a ball. I need a light to medium. So how are you liking your date? And he's like, do you like her? And she goes, yeah, I do like her. And he goes, well, I know you guys like bond the first day. And then you have to talk about Shonen. So she's like, um, is that what she said? Yeah. Like, she's's like I'm excluded out of everything she was um I tried to include her in literally everything Like the other day we were playing make fun of Jess and then we all I was like Jess You want to join them we're making fun of you if you want to make fun of yourself and she was like no And then I was like hey everyone we're gonna play my favorite game walk out of room when when Jess walks in and I was like Just you want to play back came to and she was like like, no, I was like, okay, fine.

We're just like trying to bond with you. Pin the donkey. Pin the tail of the donkey, you know? And like, there's not including anyone more than pinning a tail on them. So. I feel like I'm very inviting. So she turns us in.

Yeah, oh, good. I'm dumbfounded. Okay, Amanda put my shoes on, disgusting. But also, I went into Jessica's room and said, you can share my bedroom, bathroom. And I think that's like really inclusive. Like, hello. Well, maybe she's just in her head, you know.

She's like, well, obviously I want you to be the most happy and you are. So pick me up, I'll shut your mouth. Okay. So now we go back to the house and Amanda's, oh God, asking Jason about Rachel and kissing. I can't even deal. So now I can't. I'm gonna have to ask about this stupid kid.

Hi, Jason. What's going on with you and Rachel? One of you like kissed. Yeah. So Austin meanwhile is like, so Amanda, I just, I want to put out a fueler. I mean, it's not set in stone, but I was talking to Olivia earlier. And I was like, why don't you come out here? And Amanda's like, Oh, I think that's great.

That's wonderful. I mean, yeah, bring her out here. You know, Sierra seems like she's totally, totally over it, you know, because she's said so. And you know, in the past, whenever she said she's over you, she totally hasn't freaked out about things like this. He's like, well, you're my testing ground. So if you think it's okay, then maybe I can talk to her. She's like, okay.

Hey, Austin, have you talked to Sierra? Yeah. He's like, why are you interviewing me? We just had this conversation. I Know but I just don't have an in me to ask if Jason is made out with Rachel. Yeah Do you have anything you want to say to our troops overseas Austin? Uh Yeah, good job. So then Luke now it looks nail game. It really is your hammering nails and

So that's where the show is you excuse you excuse you It's not just hammering nails. It's hammering nails straight down with the tiny end of the hammer. So yeah It's a dexterity game. Honestly, it looked kind of fun But I also couldn't help but think wow. we're just watching people swing hammers at nails. You know, you got this is a show about being in, okay? Just keep the deal alive. So Kyle takes the hammer and he's like, uh, that is not a lot of surface area. And I'm just gonna go say, yeah, that's why I said that's what Amanda said when she met you. Okay.

Thank you. Oh, burn. That's what Amanda said when she met you What's eat olives so Sierra and Peter eating olives and And then the the bowlers come back and Amanda's like Hi, welcome back. This is Amanda for ESP Kyle Did you guys have fun bowling and Jess is like yeah, we doubled their score Pretty much she's gonna be a, by the way, I apologize to your children, because you're gonna be a crazy mother to them. You know she's gonna be forcing her daughters into like,

not just cheerleading, but like that. I'm gonna murder. I'm gonna murder the other star cheerleaders that way you can get to be at the top of the pyramid Yeah So pace just shakes her head and check so what else happened today? I was anybody called Corion accident and Serious like they're having me drive a nail into some wood like a no thanks. It just starts laughing.

And Amanda says, I came home with Kyle and then I was talking to Austin down the stairs and then Austin was talking about possibly inviting Olivia. And I can't hang onto that knowledge and not saying anything. So Sierra, how do you feel about that? My cow to my face. Seriously, just like speaking, I can hold it down here, but just project. Well, first I got to thank God without God, I wouldn't be here right now. Second of all, I know I have to say, you know, really,

I couldn't be here without my teammates. Like, this is a team sport, I ride on their shoulders, but that being said, you know, Austin would hate it if I were here with someone and making out with someone else. So it's really not fair. That like, he would bring this other girl into the house right now. Well, I thought you guys were gonna better planes, but maybe I missed reds the situation.

And he's just like, that would be weird. I mean, how would that not be weird? You guys are on a show about fucking, like, what the hell? So now if one person hooks up with another person, they're off limits forever, even though they've had multiple conversations, spanning multiple seasons that they're not gonna hook up anymore, don't make me stand up for Austin here.

Well, I think that actually what Sierra is responding to is like the potential, like if Sierra brought someone that she want, like she said this, if she brought someone, Austin would have had his he fits, he would have made a scene, it would have been totally, he would have been so obnoxious. So she does like, I'm not going to go down that path because I don't feel like bringing that drama on the house or whatever, but then he can just like bring someone and it's like without any regard for her. Like she thought about him, but he's not, in her mind, he's not.

She didn't have, she doesn't have anybody to bring. Like she hasn't mentioned anybody that she would have brought. But it's not about if she has anyone. It's like in theory, in theory, if she had someone, she still would have thought about him. But believe it or not, I mean, Austin does actually think about Sierra in this episode, which is shocking to say. But so that's why she's angry. She's angry at the principle, not that he has someone to hook up with. That's what I believe in this very important situation. Yeah, but it's a principle that me doesn't like it. Yeah, I think that's ridiculous. You're on a show about hooking up, okay? And you're're not with this person and you've talked multiple times about how you're not with this person and you both should move on with the whole thing.

I agree. Now I agree. I don't even think that Olivia was ever going to come. She said very clearly, I don't want to go there. It's snowing and then Austin is like, you know what? I'm going to ask Olivia to come. You already did ask her and she doesn't want to. Now you still want to have somebody upset over to you. Oh, oh, oh, about you. So now you're going to go to Sierra and act like

you are thinking of bringing her just so you could have somebody cry over you. And, you know, that's right. I didn't even think about that. It's played exactly the way he wants. And that's exactly what happens. By the way, importantly, we should mention that outside Craig is playing the hammer shloggin, which again, the rule is hit a nail with a narrow side of the hammer and he swings the hammer and just doesn't even hit the stump and just like he swings it down and then just like it just falls out of his hand onto his foot. Just full on cartoon style. Yeah, there's there's Craig Craig. So she's getting all upset and she's like, I mean, Austin is jeopardizing our friendship and his relationship. So shrug. I mean, Austin actually hasn't been on his

best behavior. Like, he can't help but flirt with me. So you know what, bring her. Go ahead. Fuck it up already. Fuck it up early for her. Do her a favor. Yeah. Do her a favor. Yeah. And then she says, like, you know what, if she wants to come, she absolutely can come, but I'm going to leave. And Amanda goes, oh, I didn't realize I didn't get, I didn't realize she was still upset. Like Amanda, how do you not realize who we've been living with this for a year? Sierra is dikmitized by Austin for reasons we don't understand, but she is. No, well, I'm mad at you that. Yeah. No, let's not dumb. She's, you know, getting her scene in there before Austin can do it. So then Sierra walks off and pages like, if that was my boyfriend, and I heard the way he was

acting to a Sierra, I would not be happy. So she follows Sierra off and Craig outside. It's like, guys, you know what girls do? Like, got, you know what guys do? The girls don't know about. We fake orgasms, right? Like girls don't know that. You guys do that, right? They're like, uh, is he just like bringing like a jar of mayo

into the bedroom or something? Like what's happening? And it's been a while, Craig. And he's like, well, me too, but like I'm saying, I've done it, like you can't just stop it. It hurts their feelings. I'm really confused about how he's doing this, but that's fine. Craig operates in strange ways. So then page is now Sierra.

I was like, how many times is he going to try to hurt you so bad? I mean, it's fine. Craig operates in strange ways. So then, Paige is now a Sierra. I was like, how many times is he gonna try to hurt you so bad? I mean, it's disgusting. And now Amanda, by the way, Amanda's doing the whole thing. We're just like, oh, now I feel like a bad friend. I didn't mean to make her upset. Kyle. So now Amanda's doing that whole, like, give sympathy to me,

because I served up a situation. And I didn't know what I was doing Sort of things. She's just with Jess when she says that and Jess is like bored, you know, because it's not about her And she's like, how do you mean to make her upset? Jessica's where the boys? She's leaving She goes to my homer's log and So meanwhile Amanda goes to find Paige and Sierra and she's like, Are you okay? And she's like, I just want to leave.

And if it just hit literally, it's the same thing with every, with a different girl every single time. And Amanda's like, what would you feel differently if it came? It was like, look, I'm super serious about this girl. It's like important me and pages like yes and I'd also feel differently if he weren't I can see her up and down and like he wanted to take a pick out of her and Amanda's like well if you think you're not gonna be able to enjoy your vacation and it's not fair for him to bring someone else and

Kyle I'm gonna cut stuff. I looked at her tits again. So then outside, everyone's, the guy's like, you know what sounds good pizza? Yeah, I want pizza. Yeah, you know what sounds really good pizza. And just like, guys, do you want me to give you

the address of the pizza place? I've got it right here on my phone. Oh my God. She was with a pizza. Yeah, I'm just like cool. They're like, oh my god! She was with the pizzas. Yeah, I'm just like cool. I'm like one of the guys. I can figure out pizza location is on a phone because I work in the Metaverse.

And then downstairs, Luke is singing a song. He's like, do you want real pizza or digital pizza? Okay guys, so the pizza is a plain pizza, but the toppings are from the Metaverse. So you just have to imagine the pepperoni. So Luke is on his guitar, singing another sort of coyote song. He's like, well, we're in a house in Stowe. We're not areas in below.

It's not that cold. It's like, baby, it's cold outside with Luke and Kyle. See that,'s no and pizza So now everyone's having pizza and so Rachel announces that tomorrow she's gonna do a garden party Because she's a florist. This is like the first party. I'm actually semi-excited to see because I am interested interested to see her do her thing you know and she tells us Well, I mean considering that no one else has anything interesting to show on this show, right? You're so cute for times.

Someone will be at some... You're so cute for times. Like, oh my God, a garden party, finally. Well, I'd like to see some sort of artistry, so kill me! Kill me if I want to see artistry. Very good place to staring at me like, don't just don't ask for things you know you won't get.

Are you, do you have a glow necklace on right now? Jesus. For crying out loud, I'd rather see someone like arrange flowers than like opening up more Amazon box to put on chart costumes with like inflatable dildos sticking up the side of it. And who can blame you? Really? on shark costumes with like inflatable dildos sticking up the side of it.

And who can blame you really? So they're like, wow, a garden party. Let's go to bed, everybody. Everyone goes to bed early, like just the suggestion of that puts him to sleep. So then Jason is walking around the kitchen going, Rachel, where are you? And he drops a chip and he picks it up off the floor, which is crazy, like you don't belong here. And he picks it up and puts it on the table.

And he's like, normally I eat a chip off the floor. Not here, not here. The only sane person in this house. He's like the hottest, sanest guy in the house. He's nice, he's considerate, he cooks food, and no one wants anything to do with him. If that was Austin, he would have dropped the chip, stomped on the chip, then peed on the chip.

And then scooped it up and put it in Craig's hair. I think Craig would have broken up and eaten it off the floor. I like this flavor of this chip. So then Jess is now in Cory's bed, and she goes, do you want to make a sex tape? And he goes, nope. She goes, why? He goes, blood freaks me out. She goes, babe, I have a tampon.

I mean, it's already. It's just so much. And then she goes, give me a head. She goes, yeah, I'll give you a head. Awesome. And then she gives him head on camera. I was like, you're not gonna put a hoodie on the fucking camera this time. So you only cover the camera when it's actual intercourse.

Like head's fine. The editors, the camera workers are very lucky this season. Yeah, they're getting a whole show. And so, and he's like, she's blowing him and he goes, you're doing pretty good. I'm so, there's so much. It's amazing that she can fit that giant foam roller in her mouth. Yeah. So, she's like, okay, I'm done.

I'll see you in the morning. She just leaves. So then in the morning, I'm done. I'll see you in the morning. She just leaves. So then in the morning, I don't know who cares, people wake up. So then Jess is like, you know what? I should go get some coffee and he goes, just snap your fingers and she snaps. She says, yeah, we're just quarry with my coffee.

And he just lays there. Like, yeah, yeah, get used to it. This is not a go get your coffee kind of a guy, okay? This guy won't have sex with you, but we'll ask for head. Well, what the hell? And then not get you coffee? Enjoy it. Listen, she, like, she got her, like, she got two of her three

punches on her card. Third one, it expires. My metaphor is a little messed up right now. What I'm saying is what is she get what's your card for her card is for getting booty from Corey. And then he's moving on. I'm telling you this right now. He's got what he needs. Oh, it's over. It's over. And if we were real life, the ghost thing would already begin, you know, but he's stuck with her. So now Luke and Paige are in the kitchen and Luke's like, what do you think, Paige, you want to do like eggs on a bagel, bagging a

bacon and cream cheese? As she was, um, excuse me, I do not like the way that you say, big ol, say, big ol, he's like, bagel, bagel, now it is big go, bag go. Be go. Be. Dale. God. Get it. He's like, that's just how we talk.

OK, we see Bagel. That's it. Hey, hey, you ever tapped a bag for some maple syrup? Oh, man, Bagel syrup is the best. So then back to Justin, fucking Corey, she's like, why don't you give me coffee? And he's like, and she just lifts her top and says in her boobs. She's like, they actually look pretty nice. I'm so nice to me. I compliment myself. So then I thought he lifted her top.

I thought he just took her shirt and just lifted up and looked. No, she's like, get me coffee. And he doesn't. So she shows her boobs. Oh, wow, they look really nice, right? Hey, I'm gonna run an extra mile today for all this Bagel talk and then I actually know it's actually because Jason announced he's gonna make chicken parm tonight So you know what who cares? So now a bunch of boys all the guys go to a sto cider And they're gonna have some cider. And the girls, meanwhile, they're at some flower wholesaler.

I don't know where they found a flower wholesaler in the middle of Stovermont, but there's one apparently. So they're there and they're walking around. And meanwhile, the guys are talking, they're gonna play cornhole and stuff. And Jason's talking about how much he loves Rachel's fashion sense,

and then the girls are making bouquets and Rachel's like, you know what? Jason is like consistently being sweet to me and like I was like going at him for like being not aggressive But like maybe that's like not a bad thing. You know the girls are like you know disgusting not aggressive whatever Rachel's like I I mean, Jess is like, um, here's what I have to say. Oh my God, put your boobs away. It's cold out here. Did nice, right?

So then back home, Corey goes, hey, Rachel, what's the theme tonight? And she's like, gardening feedin' because like, Adam and Eden. Oh my God. So then Paige goes into Sierra's room and Paige goes, oh my god, this room. And she's like, yeah, that's what I did last night. Just a clean room, I can't believe that. Yeah, because I was pissed.

Because last night I was like, I know this motherfucker isn't about to do the same thing to me that he's already done to me. And then there's like some chaos in the doorway because like Craig is trying to barge in, like Amanda comes in and then Craig is trying to barge in and they're like, Craig, go away, go away, Craig.

And he goes, can I have a hug? No, Craig, get out of here, go, that. No, get out of here, Craig. So I like the idea of Craig as this like boogie man that just wants hugs. Just look there. It's like, you're a boy. Just leave us alone. So Amanda just come in.

So Amanda comes in and go straight to the bed to liking out with the girls on the bed. And just comes in and they walk straight into the bathroom and just stands there oddly. And so Amanda's like, I was like, where is Paige? And then Jess was like, she's in Sierra's room and then Craig came up here and pitched, because Jess, you can't just tell them where we are. Like we're running away from them for a reason, they're boys.

And Jess just gives a look, she's in the bathroom and she's like, so mad that she just said that to me. And the man is like, you'll learn jazz. And she's like, oh my god, I'm being so bullied right now. Yes, I can't believe she told me to stay away from the boys. Boy, it's like the best thing ever. So, so now they're like, they're setting up for this party and like it looks great. And Rachel is plucking petals off of the flower and she's showing Luke how to do it. He's like, oh no, that's so aggressive. What about the poor flower? No, no, I don't like to deflower things.

No. So then Kyle is putting makeup on Austin with his fingers and he's like, I like the Bob Ross makeup right now. And Austin looks at himself and he's like, I look like the dream little up right now and Austin looks at himself and is like I look like the Dries little hole right now Literally did not look horish at all. It was like whimsical like far spright, you know You look like a crazy old he'd look like a crazy old lady Sort of like I just like that like

I feel like with Austin women just fall into two categories and one of those I don't know what the first one is But the second category is definitely Dirtyest Little Horror. Slim Dion and Dirtyest Little Horror. You wouldn't of the other. Yeah. So now Jess is talking more Mary K place. Or Mary K place. We get there. Yeah, there always has to be a slot for Mary K. Mary K is looking at me like, you really messed that one up, Ben? You really messed that one up. So Jess is talking to Rachel. She goes, I feel so strange.

Like I just cannot connect with the girls. Like I don't know what it is. Like I never got complimented. I walk into a room and they never want to even look. I feel like it's the mean girl club. I've just never met anybody who said that. I've never heard that. And she says it multiple times.

Like they don't even compliment me. Well, when she said it, I was like, girl, you need to relax. But I think though when I start to think about it more, she probably means that like all the other girls, like when Sierra walks into room, I feel like Paige probably says things like, oh my God, you look right, I love this look on you.

You know, and they probably, they pepper each other with all those things all the time. And when Jess walks into the room, they're like, I don't look on you, you know, and they probably, they pepper each other with all those things all the time and when Jess walks in the room to like, I don't look the slot walked in, you know, I know I'm not giving Jess an inch. Okay, it's just hard to got 11 Okay, I'm not giving Jess an inch because I've never heard her do that to anybody either. I've never seen her once be like, oh my god That's true. You look so cute. So no, you will not get me to feel for Jess. Then, okay. No, I'm not trying to make you feel for Jess.

I was just trying to understand what the heck she meant by that because I thought it was such a crazy thing to say. You're a better person than me. To me, Jess is an asshole and that's it. That's all she's getting from me right now. So Rachel is like, well, I'm sorry that you feel that way. And she says, I think that she feels timid

because she's intimidated Just like you know knock on the door and they'll let you in But they're not like the type of girls who are like gonna cuddle you, you know, and so she tells her I'll see how they feel about it without being weird about it. She's yeah, could you like ask them about it? But that that's a ridiculous thing. Can you ask them about it? Because you know, that's not going to go well. And it's also stupid. You just talk to them. Right. Yeah. That's why I think Justice Poking, she's poking for something here. So Rachel gives a speech like, um, you welcomed me into your world, which is basically, you know, living organisms growing from all of the ways you leave in rooms, both human and garbage.

And mine is organisms that are grown on purpose to be gorgeous and flourish. So welcome, welcome to the Garden of Eden. Yeah, and Craig has made shots and he hands them all out and he's like, Craig! Is this absent? He's like, yeah, it's cut with absent. Craig. Is this absent? He's like, yeah, it's cut with absent. Which is funny. I never think of cutting things with absent. But they, they basically are like, they're like eating dinner. They're eating this chicken parm. And then like, Cory's like, hey, Craig, and he gives Craig the finger. And then Craig gives him the finger back. I was like, I can't stand this you right now. So then Jess is just like looking at Corey

from across the table and he's like, she's like, you good? He goes, yeah, you good. And she's like, yeah, I'm good. You look good. No one else says that. Shut up, you're hot as fuck. Yeah, it's very thirsty.

Like, I don't want anyone to be confused. Like, I'm fully with you on this about Jess. Like, she is, she just, she demands a lot of attention. She demands a lot of attention when she doesn't get it. She sees that as actually rejection and that's not necessarily the same thing. And so she's like a disaster. So spaghetti and chicken parm is served.

And Craig is like, well, this is awesome. I've never had a homemade chicken parm before. He's like, have you been alive? This is the thing that breaks them. He's like a total bore and a disaster all season long. But when he admits that he's never had home, he'd check and parm. She's like, you know what, I have to reevaluate this entire relationship. Oh, I feel bad for Rachel because this is like everyone's like, wow, flowers.

So how was it looking for flowers? It was so fun. Why was it fun? Because there were flowers and also Rachel knew the name of the flowers and they were like wow good night everybody. Also I don't need any more shots of austin eating. Please don't give me like he touches over the table and just shows food and his mouth just flies open and food flies everywhere. Please I don't need any more of that. This cast does not need spaghetti. Like no more spaghetti.

Bravo, liberties in general should not be eating spaghetti. I think we like, we hit that wall with Ashley from Blow Deck sailing. Like no more spaghetti for these people. No more messy foods, just like things I can go directly in and stay in the mouth, okay? And I think that like actually Rachel was really smart to have this party

because she made the living room look so nice and pretty that she, I think everyone just didn't want to mess it up. So like we'll just go to sleep. And I think she's like, yes, I don't have to clean up in the morning. So then Austin has to talk with Sierra. And she's like, what's up? He's like, what's up?

She's like, I'm gonna sit at the fireplace. He's like, I'm gonna sit at the fireplace with you. All right, All right. Well, I'd mentioned to a few people about the few people about Olivia coming and I was always planning on talking to you before I did that because like, you know, we're in a house that we're living in together.

Like in a house. Hmm. She's like, well, I definitely heard from other people and a man brought it up to me and my first reaction was like, wow, this dude does not give a fuck about me at all. Commercial break, I'm back. So like you already put me in a situation over the summer

which makes me look like an idiot. I actually know I guess I put myself in a situation because I actually admitted that I had feelings for you. I actually helped up with you. So I guess I made myself look like an idiot. Either way, you acted insane. You acted insane right now. And first, to share another house,

like you'd be shooting yourself if I were hooking up with someone else in the same house, Austin. It's like, oh, that's not about me anymore, Sierra though. That's not about me. Just, yeah, I get that, but like I would not bring anyone around for that reason because I feel like it would be uncomfortable.

I get that, I get that, I get it. So, would it even feel comfortable for her to come here? And he's like, no, she would crawl into a big hole and die even after carrying this. So, I might be able to tell her that. Just like, I'll just say, you know what, I'm gonna see you in a week. So, sorry, I didn't talk to you about it earlier.

Just like, okay, thanks. So he was like, I just get so oblivious sometimes. Like everything was going so well. This would not be the issue. It's the same right now what I almost did. So then meanwhile upstairs, it's time for a little, it's like a powwow with the ladies. And so they're all gathered. And actually it's like everyone but Jess,

it's Sierra, Paige and Rachel. And Rachel tells Paige and Sierra, she goes, so I heard we're still being mean girls. And she said we're ignoring her and not complimenting her. Which is kind of funny because it was kind of like a, it was like not, I would say in the way that she received that information from Jess, she received it like a supporting friend.

And then we should deliver it. It was like this bitch. This bitch. Yeah. I like that. So Sierra's like, I'm sorry, but she's isolating herself a little bit. I mean, she's been like very like,

I don't know, like after the guys. I made sure, maybe I was being a mean girl with my boyfriend stuck up for her. Or maybe I was being a mean girl with my boyfriend stuck up for her, or maybe I was being a mean girl when she cried to me in my room. I like when she gets off, like New York when she gets to that. Yeah. Like she cried to me in my room and on pits and I don't need Lindsay 2.0. Okay, I will say that right now. Right now. I've got a nice sense I was in second grade. I think I it's been because I think it's because I'm so quiet and actually very cute and always wear great clothes. That when you first meet me, you think I'm like a bitch.

And then I until then I'm like funny and sarcastic and then they're like, oh, you're not so bad and you really are like super fashionable and chic. And so I'm so sick of being regime George when I'm like, really not. Okay? You can't sit here by the way, sorry. And Sierra's like, yeah, I'm gonna walk away from this. This is crazy, which I think is the smartest move here. Right?

She's not gonna, you know, I have to hand it to Sierra. She has avoided multiple traps this episode. She has. She just avoided the Austin trap. He did not get what he wanted from her, which was like a crying, you know, fighting over whatever he wanted. He didn't get from her. And now she's walking away from this too.

So, you know, good on you. So then everybody changes into their PJs for bed and the girls are still talking. And Amanda's like, so where were you guys? And she's like, we were having a conversation and Justice with Amanda and she goes about what and just says yeah She's like about what bitch and page goes yeah about what because I hear you've been going around saying shit and just like Me

Yeah, you're seeing where mean girls and I feel like I've gone out of my way to be nice remember when I put out a Half toilet roll for you when you use my bathroom, I mean, hello, that's like queen of generosity right there. Well, it's not like I've gone around like trying to run my mouth. I mean, I do feel like I walk in the room and I'm like not noticed or complemented or like, I mean, it's like a different vibe because you guys are close. Like, it does feel like a mingrel vibe because like, I have like, maybe it's like whatever insecurity like for my childhood like but like I don't know like that it feels like walking in the high school and I don't fit in

You don't fit in into your childhood home. No, you know what I'm saying Look when I was younger my childhood best friend ended up going to private school And I was still homeschooled and she kind of turned me, and it was just like hard to trust after that. It's like, okay. So it's not about your dad and him forcing you to compete in every single event of all time. So she's like, it just felt like, I mean, I got it.

Like, you guys have like years of history and PhD goes, I just met Rachel three days ago, and she feels fine. She's fine. we're best friends. Are we, are we friends? Like this morning, we totally bonded over how much of a bitch you are, okay? So like, we're not mean girls.

She's like, well, I feel like you can't like force friendships and I just haven't like clicked with you guys. And Paige goes, I genuinely do not feel that. She's just, but it's like the way that I feel. I don't fit in. And Paige right now is doing her double hand puppet thing. She's so angry that she puts her hands like there are two hand puppets

and then just starts moving them up and down. Do you ever notice how she does that? She can't just take her fingers together. She can't see when she talks. Yeah, she gets all her fingers all together and her hands just going up and down. And she starts saying, have you ever once checked in on me?

Have you ever once said, hey Paige, how are your feet doing? I heard a man that put her disgusting feet into your shoes. Are they okay? Do you have a fungus now? No, you haven't. And have I come to you to check in to see if you're okay? Abs of fucking allotely.

So I am done. I am done. I am done with the mean girl shit. I am done with people calling me out. You want to see a mean girl? I'll show you a mean girl who is very, very well dressed. And she just walks off and just is like, what?

What is she even talking about? Like, how does this happen? Girls are jealous of me. Yeah, girls are jealous of me. Maybe because multiple people have come to her and told her she's leaving you out. But she literally was like going bowling with you today. She spent the day with you.

That's true. And your boyfriend's. Disaster, but that's where it is. That's the cliffhanger. So will they ever be able to repair their relationship? Of course they will. They'll probably have one of these scenes where it's like, look, there's just like,

obviously a lot of miscommunication. And let's just like, talk more. And we of miscommunication and let's just like talk more and we'll just like get to know each other more and then they'll hug and then they'll have like a fake friendship. Mm, I don't know. But we'll see. I do have to say though, good casting, good casting, I guess.

Yeah, because they know that like, I feel like Lindsay and Carl, well, Lindsay and Carl are coming up on the next episode, but like now that like, Lindsay and Carl are now heading into like post summer house life. That's her trajectory right now.

So they need to get a new Lindsay. They need to get a new Lindsay type on into this franchise. And I think they did a great job with that. Yeah, she hasn't reached level, Lindsay levels of Craig-Cray, but Lindsay took Lindsay a little while too. You know, it wasn't until we saw her really going off with her boyfriend.

What's his funds? Ever. So we'll see. Summer has ever. Yeah. I guess I didn't take very much time. I was like, it was pretty good. Because we saw Lindsay being crazy.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being with us! Yeah, thank you so much. I have a great weekend and we'll talk to you on Monday. Bye, everyone. Bye!

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