Watch What Crappens - Winter House: Nordic, Cross

Episode Date: November 19, 2021

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I'm Ben Mantleker, and joining me here today is the man who has been building an igloo in my heart for so long. It's Mr. Ronnie Caram. Hi Ronnie. Well, how you doing today? How are you? How are you? I'm good.

How's everything going with you? Oh, wait, I'm sorry. I forgot to greet you the way they do in Italy. What's up? What's up? Hey, buddy. you the way they do in Italy. What's up? What's up, everybody? It's Winterhouse Day, guys. Before we dive into Winterhouse, a few things we always have announcements, but they're

always interesting, I feel like. We are on the Us Weekly podcast this week. We're on, we joined Christine and Mandy over there to talk all sorts of bravo stuff, Gencha, Erica Jane, all the good stuff. So we're over there. So go look that up. Us Weekly has a podcast with a talk bravo. So check that out. We had so much fun with them. That was, we did that. It was about an hour long. It's great. It's really, really good. So check that out. And of course, hello, we're getting closer and closer

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Let's get to it. Waza! What a house. Waza house. Waza house. That's what it's called. So here we are with Waza house. And that is how it starts.

It starts with some people on the balcony and some people on the ground. And they're both yelling at each other. What's up? What's up? How's the house? What's up? You got to love how this show has really embraced its basic whiteness.

Like, I mean, summer house has always been that, but all of these people together. Wow. I mean, they House has always been that, but all of these people together, wow. I mean, they could sell it target. That is how basic. Wait, what is the base? Yeah, they're up and up. Up and up, they're the up and up of reality stars. Up and up house.

So everyone's yelling and we're in the middle of a party. So everyone's like wasted and wacky costumes. And Julia's making mac and cheese. And she's like, this is gonna be the best mac and cheese anybody's ever had in their life. Which I feel like anybody who makes mac and cheese says that and then it's never true. I mean, I feel like at some point,

we just all have to be honest with ourselves that it's just a flower and butter goop that we're adding a bunch of shit to. Well, not when you make it, right? We're all gonna die, guys. I've had your mac and cheese, and it's good. It's real good. I tried to recreate it. You gave me the recipe, I couldn't do it. You did it's good. It's real good. I tried to recreate it.

You gave me the recipe. I couldn't do it. You did it. You know what's up. But not the way I have to say, this show has a lot of pasta. And I'm not saying the Vanderpump rules kind of pasta. Like every single episode, there has been at least one moment where someone is casually making a pasta dish in the middle of madness.

Yeah. Right. That's me and I. That's like the easy thing to make. That's what you make when you're in college. Like me when I was in college. Just kidding. But yeah, that's the young thing. I still do it.

You know, it's like a low night and I just don't feel like doing anything. You throw on some pasta. Yeah, I made a peanut butter and jelly. Yeah, peanut butter and jelly pasta. It could work. I'm sure. I've done it. It kind of works.

It kind of does, but you can't put the jelly on when the pasta's hot. You have to do the pasta, add some butter, then add, well, first of all, add some butter and peanut butter into a pan and stir it around until it's liquidy, and then you add the pasta, get it all nice and warm, and then at the very end, you put in a dollop of jelly and swirl it around until it's liquidy, and then you add the pasta, get it all nice and warm, and then at the very end, you put it in a dollop of jelly

and swirl it around and then pour it out, and it's actually, you know, I mean, not bad. You know, if you're out of breath, you gotta do what you gotta do. Yeah, right, you just, it's all about balancing the flavors because pasta itself doesn't have that much flavor, so, and you know, like, why would that not work?

Right, I mean, like peanut butter, salty pasta. Yeah, I actually worked on it. Like I did it four or five times to like get it right. You know, to get my amounts right. So it does work. So there you go. Yeah. Oh, that's, we all learn something here. So yeah, and I'm single. Everybody sure that everybody shocked out there. With that PBNS, that PBNS recipe, peanut butter is spaghetti. Oh, the deepest darkest secrets. Yeah. So page finds Andrea coming out of the bathroom and Andrea.

I always think that's Andrea. And I'm like, oh my god, who's Andrea? Who's Andrea? What's going on with her? NBC News. Andrew Andrew. Now, just came out of the restroom. And there is one sheet left of toilet paper

Only one of the plies still left on the roll. Thank you. This has been Emissie knew I would love it if Andrew Mitchell was on this cast just like I thought I was signing up for a Symposium from thought leaders across America about the current political state of the world But I guess I'm just in stone with a bunch of drunk people a bunch of thought leaders just So Jason and Lindsay are making out and Jason's like so what are you looking for? What I'm looking for is y'all What a looking boys, y'all. Mm-hmm, he's like, you got me, I'm right here.

And then back to Paige and Andrea. She's like, um, so Amanda came up to me crying, and she was like, Andrea said that he just wants to be single. And he's like, oh, I said a couple of days ago, don't want to leave a single guy. Listen, I would like to go back to the city and say, whoa! I met this really great girl that I have a great five days, we just met. Okay, well, what if I told you you could get a ring that looks like it's a ring or something? I'm not gonna pull out the ring or anything after five days, we just met.

Okay, well, what if I told you you could get a ring that looks like it's a ring or something? I'm not gonna pull out the ring or anything after five days. We just met. Um, okay. Well, what if I told you you could get a ring that looks like it's five carrots, but only for $10. Like and subscribe. Did you do it then? Uh, but I love that she's just totally convinced now that she's hearing it out of his mouth. He's like, yeah, I mean, I'm having a great time, but what am I supposed to marry you? She's like, exactly. Yeah, I mean, come on. Like, what do they expect me to just stand there, holding a stereo, a boom box above my head, screaming, page, I love you. I want to marry you. She's oh my god. Exactly. She just had to hear from him instead of a crying girl drunk in the kitchen.

You know, exactly. He's like, no, if she's like, you know, I mean, if I start dating someone after two weeks of knowing them, I mean, that's crazy. I know I like to take a slow. Okay, I feel like we're on the same page page. I'm on the page and page, page, page, because you know, your page and then page like paper, page, but I can be on page like you, like we could have sex if you want. I'm trying to decide whether someone is a fuckboy or not, while they're lying on the bed with an unbuttoned shirt and A face full of lipstick kisses You know, you're all over the space because it's yeah, yeah, cuz it's that high school night, so they're all in costumes

So then Julia's big storyline for the episode Someone's walking down the hall and she goes guys. Don't trip. I spelled someone's walking down the hall and she goes, guys, don't trip, I spilled. I'm going to go. And then people are just like the Kyle pass out on the sofa and Jason's kissing Lindsay's neck and everything. And people are not trying to trip because, you know, there was a spill.

So then now Andrea and Paige are in the master and Austin and Sierra come and join them in the bed. And Austin goes, ah, can we come and Paige goes, we've come a few times. And then Austin goes, I haven't come once. And then Andre goes, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, okay, my guys have fun guys and then he's like, no, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come the couch and a man that's just throwing food at his face and he sleeps through it. I think it was jungle blocks. And links not food. She was throwing jungle blocks at his face. I think there were like, I think it was like adult jungle blocks. Why would you do that to somebody that you're going to marry?

Maybe it was. Maybe it was their face. Was it maybe French toast sticks that I thought were jungle blocks? I can't. I think we've just seen jungle blocks so many times on Bravo in the past two weeks that you're just seeing jungle blocks where they aren't. It's like literally pea pods and I'm likevo in the past two weeks that you're just seeing jangle blocks where they aren't It's like no literally pee pods and I'm like oh those jangle blocks You're gonna get you're gonna get pulled over by a cop and be like okay the first time I made that was in junior high

And a closet in the craft room. I mean it's gonna be like sir you ran the stop sign. Sorry. I saw a jangle block I sir I asked for your license in registration not an adult jangle, but since you asked, yes, I have had a threesome. Wait, Ronnie, vamp for 10 seconds, because I left my coffee on the other side of the room, and I need to go get it desperately right now. Talk, talk, talk. Okay, well, that happens because you live in such a mansion. You know, Ben loves in a very big house. He has a part-time job.

You might know him from wiki feet. He's got big hairy toes. They're really hot. Everybody wants them inside. Hi. Okay, so you're the smartest. I love what I heard at the end of. That was almost an emergency there.

I was like, I was like, guys, be careful. Don't trip, I just spilled. That's what I said to you. So the couples are all in bed now or the two couples are in bed with each other and pages like guys should we watch them on the computer. Yes, let's watch red notice I hear it's supposed to be amazing it's insane that gal Gadot. So they're like yeah let's totally do it. And then we see everyone going to sleep

and then it cuts back to them. Like a second later, they're all passed out with a laptop just like sitting on Vagess Lab. Yeah, did you hear that Amanda and Kyle were on what's what happens? I did not hear that. Live.

What's what happens live? Sorry, I left out a word. I was like, I know just a live version. Watch what happens live. Sorry, I left out to where I got no just a live version. Were they on a recorded version too? That's not even a show running. They were on watch what happens and I didn't watch it, but Auntie apparently was really mean to Kyle

and Amanda brought her mom and everyone's like, why would he be like that when Amanda brought her mom? Well, first of all, you brought your mom. It's not like Andy's gonna stop asking you about your cervix. All of a sudden, you know, like he's gonna ask, he's gonna be the same. But I did kind of feel bad for Kyle, because apparently he's like,

all right Kyle, the viewers are worried, you're not going to call me, what's that about? And he's like, well, you know, I party because I work too much and I like to party a lot. So, okay, so Suki from Simmer Town well, you know, I party because I work too much and I like to party a lot. So okay So Sukey from Simmertown lost you know, what's it like being in a drunk? Kyle and then they were playing a game in Andy's like, okay, Amanda Would you accept it or not accept it? Oh tell us this did you accept or did you not accept?

Kyle cheating on you Like no, I did make some bad Did you accept Kyle cheating on you that other didn't say no I did make some bad. Did you accept Kyle cheating on you that other time again? That was hilarious. I kind of love that episode. That was a classic. I was like, great. Thanks.

Thanks so much. Apparently just dragged Kyle across the floor. Wow, but Kyle's pretty plucky, you know? Yeah, that's pretty harsh. That's a harsh. That's a harsh one to go through. Did someone not give you a free lever boy? Actually, you know, the thing is that they clearly have lever boy there because when I didn't talk about this because it's not generally a very interesting fact, but when you go to watch

or happens live before you get loaded into the audience, you sort of like stand in the lobby of Embassy Ro, which is the production company. And they set up like a little bar by the reception area where they serve lover boy. And I don't know if they serve Drop Hop, but it was like some Bravo brands. Of course, not. Yeah, of course, they don't serve Drop Hop. I mean, yeah, well, yeah, I'm sure, you know, I'm I think the Andy sometimes is like, I'm a brow. Look at me. I'm bro ribbon. I'm in, yeah. Well, yeah, I'm sure. You know, I think the Andy sometimes is like, I'm a brow. Look at me, I'm bro ribbon.

I'm just ribbon my brow. Yeah, bloody. Hey, what's up, what's up, what's up. So, hey, it's two. What is up, bud? What's up, bud? Hey, bud, what's up's a frog or those new boobs? So it's 252 in the morning.

And now Austin and Sierra, this is not like a scene. It's just like part of the montage that like in the middle of the night. And because Austin and Sierra had passed out in the bed, in the master bedroom. Now they've like relocated down to his room. And he Austin is like, he's so, he has like the face of someone who just like woke up and like someone said you should go

back down to your room because it's like he's like squinting because of the light he's like oh since scene right now you know he's just probably that's probably like the most Austin moment you could get him because you know like his in scenes right now are like so filled without rage but having been woken up in the middle of the night you know. I think that that's Austin's always face like he justoken up in the middle of the night, you know? I think that that's Austin's always face. Like he just woke up in the middle of the night and the light hurts his eyes. Like if you think about it. Yeah, I think so.

It's like pure. He has resting resting wake up in the middle of the night face. Resting trying to keep the sleep in face. Resting out my eyes face. Resting having gone from one floor to another floor while trying to avoid the light face. We should be namers. We're like, we're so good at this.

Hmm. So, and this morning now, and Jason is cooking, because that's like his thing. Yeah. And Julia, he's in there with Lindsay, and Julia is like, I'm as my roommates. And oh, actually, they're in their cuddle. She gets into bed. But he's in there with Lindsay and Julia's like I'm as my roommates and oh actually They're not she gets into bed, but he's actually I'm sorry. It's just no he's cooking Our Jason's already peeling bacon apart in the bed He's already doing his prep. He's already got his means on ploss set like to the side But he's also cuddling Lindsay

but he's also cuddling Lindsay. So Juliet is like, hey, morning fuckers. I'm like, hey, Julia, you can't tell. They're cuddling in the morning. Get out of there. Yeah, especially when Gabby said that Julia's coming between her relationships before. I mean, I guess I can kind of see what she means. It's like, hey, it's jumping your bed.

So Julia's like, dude, in high school, I didn't even get the sun go over. I mean, oh, last night there was a spill. People almost didn't even see it. Oh, the spill. And then actually that we then see a shot of Gabby cleaning up because the house is a disaster. And Gabby's just cleaning up and you get a glimpse of like the sliding doors moment for Gabby, where if instead of becoming a becoming a model she just she started working at a diner

instead. It's like, okay, what do it be? Huh? We got specials on the board. Okay, while you think about I'm going to clean up this table over here. Okay, bye. God, so basically my 20s, thanks Ben. So she's cleaning.

It's like the saddest thing ever because you know, Gabby doesn't seem mean or anything. She doesn't seem like super nice either, but she's just I don't know Things unimpressed. She's just always yeah, she's just unimpressed and she's just like no one's really grouping with her. She's not grouping with anybody. It's sad. So then Lindsay needs 20 more minutes in bed and she tells us Jason is the hottest punk, and he can cook, and he has abs, and he has arms, and, of ways, bangs, and he has elbows, and he's got gals. Oh my God, is my person? Like this guy's been here this whole time, like I've been distracted by idiots.

I can't believe I have this $1 who cooks for me, sharing a bed with me. I can't wait to sabotage this. I know, and you just see it in her eyes that it's coming soon. I mean, she really does get crazy eyes when she's going crazy. It's like the perfect descriptive eyes for her.

So Austin is, when she says I was distracted by idiots, it cuts to Austin and bed watching a sitcom and you just hear, it's like Julia's a life track. Not only that, I'm so glad you mentioned this because it was not only that before. And I fully believe that they actually added this in post, which is such, they're so clowning him, but you just see him sitting there and you hear a slide whisco. And then audience last thing is they just make it sound like he's watching the most like rudimentary old school sick He's watching like old bloopers He's like I'm insane way those guys come out with the broom they just sweep people away

America's funny is Tom video. Bob Sagitt, this is insane right now Bob Sagitt. So Sierra comes in and he's like, well, I was just about to text you. Wow, wow, you're amazing. You're amazing. I was just about to text you. Hey, have you ever seen a guy step on a rake? Okay, let me rewind. Check this out, Sierra. It's insane how funny this is. Some of the kitchen cows like, I talked to my parents, they're gonna join us for break. Okay, let me rewind. Check this out here. It's insane how funny this is. Some of the kitchen cows like, I talked to my parents, they're going to join us for skiing. And Jason's like, on the slopes, what? He's he's trying to care, but he's just used to being stuck in the kitchen, I guess, on every trip. Yeah.

And just reacting politely to anything like cares Kyle. Okay, cares. I know. acting politely to any like cares Kyle. Okay, cares. I know. I'd Luke offers to make an egg for Gabby, which is nice. Also, it makes makes messaging for her, considering that last night she said she wanted him inside her. And then Austin is, he's like, yeah, let's say in this room, I don't know, I wrote that down. It's not worthwhile. The point is this, cause parents are going to join them on the slopes. And Amanda tells us that she was a professional skier in her mind in middle school and she hasn't been on ski since then until she likes to ski with cause parents and basically crashing to a tree or something.

She goes, yeah, I tried it with his parents and then I fell backwards three times. Just right in the row. Just imagining a band, uh, you know, all the entire life of Guacamole flashing before her eyes. Yeah, I saw that. I just saw that on America's own videos. Just upstairs. C'mon. Why would you send that in? Why would you send that in? Bam.

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Not gonna say that again today. But you know what? Might as well tap a tree because I'm not tapping any ES. I don't understand what information are you gonna get from that tree. No, no, no, it's not tapping a phone. It's a totally different thing.

Oh, well, I just woke up. Okay. So it's like, okay. I didn't know that I didn't know that trees could tap. I wonder what their dance costumes look like. Wait. So when you tap a tree, is that mean you can ride the subway for free? No, that's a tap card.

That's a different thing, different concept. So Austin comes outside to find Luke, who's out there tapping a tree. But you know Luke's one of those people who says outdoorsy a lot, but then he never does anything really correctly outdoors. We've all noticed that, right? I think we've, like, last year, remember when he was like, I'm going to chat some wood and he goes outside and like, there wasn't really a ton of wood shops in a, in a, in a great fashion.

Yeah. In a great fashion. Wow. Like I didn't watch it. Wow, that guy knows how to chop some wood. It's like he buys the costume to chop the wood. He buys the axe to chop the wood, but then actually chopping the wood,

I'm like, I think he just wants to be shirtless in the coldest sack. You know, just the phrasing of that, what you said is like, proof positive that we're watching House Hunters again, because that's sort of thing that someone says. I'm not really seeing the tile laid in here in a great fashion. Oh, you're using house hunters English.

So Luke is, so he's out there, he's tapping the tree, even though the igloo, hello, we just abandoned that. So he's trying to tap the tree, he's like, God damn it. And so awesome comes out and he's like, he's like, What's going on out here and Luke goes all well? I'm trying to tap the tree But it's too hard to get this thing in here because the holder is like too close to tree Yeah, Craig was supposed to come out here and learn how to tree tap too, but you know, I'm like wait Craig never Ever co-sign the tree tapping thing. You put that onto Craig Luke. You walked in there and he just woke it up and said,

do you want to go tap a tree? And Craig literally didn't even commit to it. And now you're going to guilt. You're going to guilt Craig for tree tapping absence? No. Well, we're not tapping any ass in this house. So I figured we could tap some trees. And then he does a diary room and he's like, well, you know what Craig's not here.

And I thought since we weren't tapping any ass in this house, we could try to like, Lou, do you think they're not gonna get your punch line in, buddy? Like, come on. So awesome. It's like, hey, buddy, I'm not gonna lay it either. I mean, like, she's a good girl. You see, her as a good girl,

which I'm sure every woman loves it when a guy says that, you're a good girl, like, full pound ahead. And I wanna make it very clear to myself that, you know, I can enjoy you, you know, like, that's what I want, it's the same, I'm sorry. I just keep thinking about America's on the videos. God, I wish you'd seen Amanda in that video. So everyone's getting dressed to go skiing

and then they leave to go skiing and they're wearing wacky wig hats and Kyle you know Kyle's like it's been three years since the man has skied with my parent. Nobody fucking cares. You're the only person who cares. His parents don't even care really. He's like just means everything. If you know ski right you're never getting just sperm inside your ovary and that's it. And then the mom's I don't really care how they just love you either way. You know what you know what you're good at? Skying into Kyle's heart. Well I've watched hot dogs 67 times over the past year so hopefully that'll teach me out of ski.

So um so then they're like getting on ski list. They're at a place called Smuggler's Notch, which felt like an illusion to Lindsay, but I don't know why it just did. And then Julia and Jason, they're on the lift, but then it stops. And so it's scary, but romantic. And yeah, they're stuck up on the lift. That's why I don't ski. By the way, I don't want to be stuck on a lift. That seems like a, also, why don't people, I feel like it's so, must be, like, why are people not falling out of those lifts? Is it me? Is it crazy, I feel like it's so, must be, like, why are people not falling out of those lifts? Is it me? Is it crazy?

I feel like it's like so fall out of all, right? I don't know, you're giving me too much shot for me. Is this not a hot take on ski lifts? I feel like it's probably something that every single person says at a mountain, but I don't go to the mountains. So this is just, you know, like things I'm not interested in. I don't pay attention to. It's like the Danielle of this cast.

I just don't care about the ski. Daniel is a ski lift. Like she's supportive. She's like there right when you need to like try, you know, deal with some things, some adversity. But ultimately people just sit on her. It's always arriving from working. It's always around.

So ultimately it's she's taken for take a take a advantage of because then they people, like people ultimately, they go off, they get off of Danielle and they have fun going down the hill and just go down alone by yourself, waiting to find someone else at the bottom. Wow. So Lindsay, you were the one being mean. Did you like that awe of me handing you all the blame of being mean to Danielle? Well, I like, I like, oh, Danielle's a nice person. I can't believe you were just mean to Danielle. Well, I like that. Yeah, Danielle's a nice person. Well, I can't believe you were just mean to Danielle.

I felt like I skewered her in not a great fashion. But I do like the island. So Lindsay is showing Gabby had a snowboard and Gabby's doing really well and then she falls very gracefully, I must say. And guess who's here? It's Kyle's parents. Okay. And Amanda who's here? It's Kyle's parents, okay?

And Amanda's like, well, fancy seeing you guys, Kyle and Kyle, mommy and Kyle and daddy and Kyle. And Kyle's like, I promise you, man, do we go nice and easy on a green circle? And so the dad's like, I got something to build your confidence. All right, look, my mother was a pro skier. Yeah, we fucking know, okay, congratulations, grandma.

Okay, did a great job I'm like so jealous of this lady that like still whatever you're talking about Well, guess who's a great skier grandma Her name was peekaboo avenue. Yeah, that's right Before peekaboo street did was peekaboo avenue So he's like my mom was a pro skier. And let me tell you, if she's looking down right now and she saw the blue or the green sign because those are the different ski slopes,

she saw the blue or the green. What do you think she would say to you, Amanda? She has, she's out of the family. And like, it's a big long pause with no one laughing. And then the dad's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's making me turn into the matrix for crying out loud. Do you want to take the red pill or the blue Green path of the blue path which which way do you want your mind blown and how many limbs do you want to break in the process?

I just want a baby Okay, all right plug her back into the program. She's not me. Oh, we've got it wrong Got a match of Amanda were neo that would be a very interesting version of the matrix She's like hello, Bista Anderson Kyle the bots like oh never mind She'd just be slowly flapping her arms around to avoid all the avocados coming out her But it's time with avocados the avocado's coming at her. But the time with avocado's flying at her. She just sees like walkimole and code coming down.

So the mom's like, no pressure on you. Listen, our first date was a blind date on the slopes. And the dad's like, I fell in every turn. And Amanda goes, no, you fell in love at every turn. And this explains so much at a band that relating falling down to falling in love. I mean, that really does explain a lot about this relationship because Kyle falls down, I think 20 times in episode. Just like, oh my god, he's so into me.

Oh my god, that doesn't have such a sad association. So, um, and then speaking of falling down, we see Gabby just like wipe out and she's only standing she just falls over and which also explains her experience here on Winterhouse. And then Lindsay and Gabby start chatting and Gabby's like, yeah, well, I had a lot of high hopes on this trip and you know, I thought I'd be building a bond with a certain guy and it flashes back to last night. I want you inside me. Sorry, but I see you as a cool dish. So, Guy, he's like, you know, it took me so long to get out of my show. And now I'm just gonna just gonna reset myself. I just I can't control someone else. Lindsay, you understand what I mean? And Lindsay's like, really?

I've never heard that. Like, Lindsay looks so confused about the, I can't control somebody else. She's like, yeah, I'm not going to subscribe to that newsletter. Yeah. And then we see Sierra snowplowing down the hill in Austin's like, oh, this is insane. I may have to tackle her. She becomes a runaway train. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Pizza is insane right now. much pizza. I'm yelling out What does that mean? Why is he yelling pizza because when you do the snow plow you are forming your skis in the shape of a pizza slice Oh, okay, okay, yeah, like it. They're trying it's enticing me now skinks sounding better and better So Sierra's like oh my god, that was terrible. He's like that was great And then they kiss which basically looks like Austin just saying a three word sentence

So right here on these slopes is squinting so then Then Amanda finally makes it to the bottom and then Jane and Peter are behind her and they're like, and she's like, I made it to the bottom. And Jane is like, and she did fantastically only took two hours of her sliding down on her butt. God can't wait to have her in the family. Good luck. So the girls sit down to chat and Amanda's like, oh my God, bet you twisted my knee. Cause Paige sits on her lap.

And Paige is like, oh my God, Austin puts so good to stay with you Sierra. She's like, yeah, I was like, you're a professional. So if you want to do the big hole, just do it. And he was like, oh my God, I'm gonna make sure you're okay if that's the last thing I do. And I was like, wanna make out.

And he was like, yeah, And then we like made out. And then he kept saying pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. And I was like, do you want me to order little scissors? I was so confused. So then, well, that's nice. Andrea left me for dead. So that's fun, fun for you. And then we see Andre and Craig on the ski lift. And Andrea is like just trying to get like two bits of sun rays to tan his face, which I thought was kind of sad. And then we just then we see Luke on the on the ski let's he's like, we're gonna shred the narrow bitch and then tap a tree because you know I'm not tapping a lot of asses so why not tap a ski slope? Oh it doesn't really have the same doesn't really have the same

flow to it but you know, works. So Amanda back to Amanda pH, page and Sierra talking. What's your movie rating and pain? Just like your love movie. It's like, well, PG 13 for strong language, slight danger to animals and smoking. And Amanda's like, don't tell me it's not been more than kissing mouths, because I know that's not true. And she's like, well, I haven't slept in bed with Andrea because he needs to have her strength and like

What if we get back to the city and we don't talk again? I don't want to be like oh I slept with her. I mean that's almost like saying oh, I got some Versace for a hundred percent off No, no, I mean, I like a discount, but not on me Yeah, I don't want to give any guy that meadow. I want to be like, yeah, but I didn't have sex with him, so. Then pay you just about Austin and Sierra's like, he makes me nervous. Like, what is this?

Like, just a vacation thing because I'm vulnerable, you know, and like, walls down vulnerable. And like, like if I put my walls down and then I'm vulnerable, then like my walls down are gonna like, bone, you know? I like or a bowl you know and they just like oh my god are you gonna cry I am actually more around but you may be crying than Andrea sitting on my face so she does cry and Amanda's like I'm fine too when you're not looking for it and I'm not saying necessarily love but like the same guy farting you in bed Every night just stop looking you know what it's like me with gravity

It finds you when and you're not looking for it, you know and so then Sierra's like So the producer asked her have you ever felt this way before and why is it with Austin and she's like honestly? No, and I could see myself falling in love with this guy, which I say Sierra, it's time to get out and live a little bit, baby, because this you cannot, this is not, not Austin, not Austin, please not Austin. Well, on take a seat when we were asking, what's the deal with Austin? Like, why do so many girls like Austin? Because I just, I do not see it. And the ladies in there were like, uh, cause he's tall.

And that's true. I forgot how much emphasis is put on high. And we don't really see that he's six foot four, whatever on TV. You know, you just see his tongue flapping around and his eyes half closed. So that's what we see. But I guess in real life he's gigantic. He's, he's just like a monster. He's just like a tall birch tree. So he's like a

monster and dockers. He's like a chubby monster. You know, like if you're playing final fans here or something and there's like a tree, but it's a monster. So it has like fangs that tongue is hanging out like that's what he is. So gavi and Lindsay come up to them and Amanda's like, yeah, that's what he is. So Gavi and Lindsay come up to them and Amanda's like, yeah, well, I went with the cook scheme because I wanna be a cook and it was terrifying but I made it.

So everybody comes down and Jason is talking to Lindsay and he's like, next time I'll take you out where I go and she's like, no, maybe we could do a bunny ho and then a green ho. I think it's a green green maybe a blue which cuz no So then Jason's like he's like you know when I met Lindsay I was scared

But I was intrigued. I love a strong woman and she's stunning. Don't sleep on Lindsay. There's no sleeping on There's no sleep on see you better not sleep on Lindsay cuz now you gave her hope, okay? So if you sleep on Lindsay because now you gave her hope okay so if you sleep on Lindsay you're dead you're dead me I know and he's being nice by saying don't sleep on Lindsay But it does kind of make Lindsay sound like a spare air mattress in a guest room And I like when he says when I'm like when he says when I'm at Lindsay I was scared because when the girls say that on this show It means like oh my god. I'm scared because I'm vulnerable and my walls are down. But when he says it, they cut to a clip of Lindsay being like, I'm here.

I know. It's like what theoretically is not a threatening thing at all. Someone's saying, hi, I'm here. But like, like how scared she is. Like how inherently scared she is by walking into a room. like how inherently scarce she is by walking into a room. Fun me. So then Lindsay goes to take a shower with Jason and he moves and take a drink. Go to talk and she's like, I want to do a spray damn.

So then looks like guys and we can pasta eat it. More pasta. Yeah, so Jason goes in that bathroom. I think you mentioned and Lindsay goes, hello. And then Julia, they want downstairs is like, I'm looking for my nail polish remover. Did I spill it? Was that what I spilled last night? I can barely remember. And Amanda is like, well, isn't the bath, it's in the bathroom, but like who's in there? Is it Jason? It's like Jason is a Jason. And this is why I feel bad for Jason because he is like literally the biggest catch on this show and he is having sex with Lindsay

in the bathroom. It's seemingly the only one who's had sex in this house and no one even cares to like, oh Jason I think is in there. Yeah. Okay. Let's move on. Ding dong and Craig is like, hello. Because you know Greg Craig is always the first one

to answer the door of wherever he is. I just feel like he's got that kind of wrist now. Like, hello, do I need to sign for anything? So he comes up and it's flowers for Julie, actually. Oh my God, it's flowers! Are those from your boyfriend? Yeah, it's because he misses me. Oh, look at there's a card.

I missed your middle of the night spills oh then um page of talk with Andre and he's just I love the way you say I love it yeah the way you sound it sounds like yeah it's like that's so cute it's like a bogey sailor it's alright just like warm my heart yeah that's so cute. It's like a bogus, a lazzara. It just like warms my heart. Ah! Yeah, that's so cute. Thanks, baby girl. So nice. It goes back to Julia and she not only got flowers.

She also got chocolates and a gigantic teddy bear. You know, which is a little creepy, I think. Yeah. And Craig is obsessed with her guess. He's like, whoa, is that a teddy bear? Oh my God, look how intricately that's so, intricately, that's so. Look at how cricketly, look at how cricket, like cricket's in the sewing. They sew crickets into that. I should, did you make that on a cricket? I should send my girlfriend flowers because

there have been times on this vacation where I was like really wishing Natalie were here, but then I'm like, I'm starting to be like, like being by myself. So it's like I'm like in a really weird headspace. So though, I guess I'm always in a weird headspace. Like I literally my, my actual job is creating headspace because I make pillows. It's weird. I don't know what I'm saying. So Lindsay goes up to the pot of spaghetti in the kitchen

and she goes, um, and she's my the way. She's holding a spoon with spaghetti on it. And she goes, um, how do you get those out? One of the great mysteries in life. How does one get the spaghetti out of the pot? For that, you would have to go visit Trigga Nonna. So So Amanda tells Kyle that she enjoyed her skiing and that she can see doing this as a family

and he goes, yeah, well, that's what I want. Oh, it's like, oh, okay. And then, yeah, and then he's like, are you gonna be the mom drinking inside? He's like, well, no, I'm gonna be the mom drinking inside, but like after the skiing with the kids, Kyle. And then so Lindsey and Jason are gonna have a cuddle and then the couples are gonna sleep. So we see the cuddle. And then the couples I'll go to sleep.

So we see the couples I'll sleeping, I guess like is the boning cam, like who's gonna bone? And so Lindsay and Jason do. And then Sierra's like, stop, they can see. Like oh my god, so he goes up and covers the camera. And then Kyle and Amanda are so used to this, they just put a pillow over them. So the camera doesn't see.

They're like we need five minutes of pillow time and that's it. Everything has been, yeah like they, it's been, it's been years that they've been fucking on camera. Like we even see Kyle's asked this, this episode like now it just doesn't care. So now it's the morning and Austin goes, I slept so hard that my phone won't even recognize my face. I'm like, no, I think it actually is easier face. And it's protesting.

I know. He likes licks in his face. I'm like, Broom! Broom! There's like, I will not open myself to you. I will not.

Give phone, verbal phone. So Jason is cooking, shocker, and Andrea and Kyle, or Andrea and Kyle are in there and Kyle's like, I made this coffee the Italian way and he's like, what does the Italian way in goes? I told it I wanted to beat my mom and then I never called it again. TABULA!

I made this coffee the Vermont way. Oh, what, what is that? I made the coffee ski first before we drank it Had to prove itself to my mom the dad first I said a down smuggler not just ski running actually is better than manda just an inanimate Sorry, I met the mountains smugglers not you smugglers not okay So it's Luke's turn for a party and he's gonna do it with Jason and Jason's like Luke's the ringleader But the food is in, yeah, but he will house. So Kyle, this is a Viking party, because of course it's Luke.

So Kyle's like, dude, you know, people are like, dude, you party a lot. And I'm like, dude, I work like 10 times more, you know, because the last time I had a vacation was in 2018. So yeah, now that I finally learned how to unplug, like every time I party is gonna be extreme. Yeah, I mean, like, I work really hard, but then like, to deal with that stress, you know, I drink.

So it's almost like working hard is the issue and drinking is the medicine. You can almost say I self-medicate. I mean, that's all it is. So Sierra and Paige are in bed talking and she's like, so what's the four one long? It's like me and Tommy. Well, it's funny, because like, he's just giant human, but he's actually a

carol ball. I'm like a smitten kitten. Oh, yeah, stop. Just go home. Thank God this is only sex episodes. It's like you're fired. Go back to New York, go back to Atlanta wherever you are. You were no longer allowed on the show.

Yes, get out. Get out. Get out. I've lost all respect for you. So Vade is like, yeah. So Andrea comes in with one coffee this time. And she's like, oh my god, I need a little pumpkin. When did you leave me last night?

He's like, oh, I thought are you in? Sorry, I didn't bring coffee for chata, but I thought you were on the other side of the wall. Yeah. She's like a wild link now that she's been with Austin, you know. So such a specific comparison. So, so Paige is like, she's like, wow, this is the best you made. He's like, oh well, got made it.

And then she's like, am I in love with Kyle? And then Austin comes out. Well, he is like the dollar store version of you, so that would make sense. Wow, so Kyle made this, is that why there's like a pine cone in it? Did this go down the ski slope? So Austin, then Austin shows up with T for Sierra.

This is so love Island. This is so, so, so love island. This ritual, which I love. Like I love that crossover bringing the coffee and tea in the morning to the girls on Winterhouse. So now downstairs, they're opening up boxes of costumes and Austin just opens up the up, because he's laughing and hacking at the same time. Yeah.

So let's see. And Austin has super Republican here this morning. laughing and hacking at the same time. Yeah. So let's see. And Austin has super Republican here this morning. Now he always sort of has Republican here, but like he literally looks like he's part of like the Ronald Reagan administration this morning. It is so Republican. It's not just against Republicans. I'm just saying it's like that here.

So where are we? I got a notification on my computer that was like, we cannot format your hard drive. And I was like, oh my God, am I being hacked? And then so I looked around my computer for a second. And I was like, here it work. So let's just ignore being hacked until later. Okay. So now I'm confused. Well, we need to pause because I mean, if your hard drive is trying to reformat itself, that's kind of, I don't want your, well, it's my external drive, you know, it's like we're the, um, where it, um, saves the where it does the backup or whatever.

I'm sorry, I even brought it up, but I got confused because of something pop up on my computer. So where are we? I just insulted. I just insulted Austin, uh, by saying that he had Republican hair. And now that's what that's where we are. And now that's what that's where we are. Okay, and let's see. So then we go to Lucas, get Luke puts on Pig Tales for his Viking hat.

He's very excited. And of course on his day, oh people like this, you know, I actually like Luke on this show, but people like this in real life make me fucking crazy. He's like, you know what we're gonna do for my party? I wanna get everyone in the outdoors because growing up we admitted up blankets out of leaves

and sheep droppings. It was so comfortable. My name is Maruijin. You know, we grew up with a lot of Danishess. They were nice people and also quite delicious. And let's say great people, great taste in people those days. Shut up. Like I'm glad that you, you know,

you got to go outside when you were young. But don't impose that on me, okay? I don't make you like look at gay porn. Like I keep my lifestyle to myself, you know, you got to go outside when you were young, but don't impose that on me, okay? I don't make you like look at gay porn. Like I keep my lifestyle to myself, you know? I don't make you talk about real housewives all day. Get out of here. Oh, good. So then Luke is like, welcome to the first Nordic winter games.

We're gonna send it to the max. Oh my, I guess maybe that's Kyle who said that. You know, it's so funny, because I wrote down Kyle's like, so I just was like, she will KULE, Which means that it's either Kyle or Luke's building correctly And I went with Luke, but it's Kyle Kyle's yelling yeah out to us in the diary room drunk He's like

Oh We're gonna send it not gonna be easy But we'll be worth it. We're liking a lot of trunkages work oh I got my out. Alright you heathens it's a beautiful day outside and you all look amazing. Oh it's funny because I like spending so much time outside. The outside is kind of the inside for me so it's a beautiful day inside my inside. Okay so J dog and I are gonna be team captains. Okay I'm gonna pick everyone. Okay I'm gonna pick teams so they pick everyone and Gabby of course is picked last because I don't think they even realized she was on the cast

and they're like, oh yeah, you, yeah, you can be on the team. Guys, could you like at least try to be nice to Gabby? I mean, you're gonna pick Gabby last. Come on. So then Luke's like, wow, my team is gonna be called the Great Hot Dish and Jason's like, we're my team is going to be called the great hot dish. And Jason's like, we're the Skull Crusher. Yeah.

So that basically is some outdoor games, which, you know, not interested won't write throwing throwing logs around. I felt bad for Sierra because, well, not totally bad because she decided that she needed to get down all the way to like her bikini or her undies to throw the log. And then she like falls in the snow basically naked. I felt bad that she was in that snow but also why did you take off your clothes at the cold. So of course Luke wins at log throwing because he throws it like 10 miles away like it literally landed in you know like the Ben and Jerry's factory.

And then now that you tug of war and of course no one learned anything from Squid Game. So Craig seemed lost very easily. Yeah. And then it's time for the hot tub. So we get a little Kyle Butt action. And then Austin is getting a text and he's sitting on the pool table. And I have to set the scene. And he's like, what the fuck? Well, just leave me alone.

Leave me alone. And then he walks around the house alone.? Well, just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. And then he walks around the house alone, and then he goes into his bed, he's sighing loudly, and then he goes and sits on the couch and sighing loudly. And then he walks around the kitchen sighing loudly. He's trying so hard to get somebody to be like, something wrong, but nobody does. Because they're all outside in the hot tub, like, yeah.

Yeah, buddy. And then we see the text which says, you're a free trial to ABC premium has expired. If you want to continue watching our videos, please sign up here. Damn it. Mac OS came out format my passport for Mac. Is that way what he got or is that what you're getting? That's what I got. So everyone's like, oh my god, well, first they're chanting for Gabby because I guess they felt bad for one second that they picked her last after ignoring her. And so she comes to the hot tub and someone asks where's Austin and see it. Sierra's moping because she's had like two minutes without Austin. And so he's still like moving from room to room, sitting on various things to be sad.

And so Sierra calls him and she's like, where are you? He's like, I'm in my room. She's like, are you okay? I'm fine, I'm fine. So I go, okay. So now it's time for the Viking dinner. And so they're doing the Viking dinner

and then Julia's like, oh, I'm good, someone lotion my back, like a good friend, spill the lotion on my back if you will I will Lindsey I never knew you were this good with your hands And Lindsay's like they don't call me handsy hubs for nothing Didn't know that was a nickname. Also, they've known each other for days and she's like, I never knew you were this good at it. You know nothing about Lindsay Julia.

You know nothing. You know nothing. Julia. So Kyle's dancing for himself shirtless and singing some song about how he's fat now, but it's because he's in his 40s. But I do in the best I can. And then Jason.

He will yell into it. Jason, I just wanna point out. He has a six pack. Yeah, I know. What's he talking about? So then Jason is in the kitchen cooking with Julia and Julia. No, with somebody. And Julia and Julia, it's like that.

It was the original name of Julia and Julia until they realized that was too much Julia. So they're like, Jason and Julia. But then it wasn't she in that, but then she's still talking to Lindsay in the basement. Well, maybe I said Jason and Julia in the kitchen cooking. I know they do to be everywhere at once, you know, so could they do move from room to room very quickly and at all times are always like, oh my god, I'm in this room for more than five seconds. Got another room. So Julia's there's so much footage of them going from room to room from room to room. So Julia's like, Jason's being the cutest ever in the kitchen.

I mean, he's making an entire meal leading the team. I mean, he's such a good guy. Honestly, Julian, I lay him bad with him and I'm like, is this for real? Like Amanda is saying we live in some sort of range rigs, but I'm like, I'm pretty sure this is real. Well, that's such a nice feeling and it's like so fun for you too. in some sort of matrix, but I'm like, I'm pretty sure this is real. Well, that's such a nice feeling and it's like so fun for you too. It must be so nice that you're old age that you met someone who wants to cuddle with you.

While he seems so sweet and genuine and I just want to make sure that that's the case, I will put my life on the line for that. And to prove that he's a good person, they cut to a picture of Julia and Jason and the streets of New York feeding each other a slice of pizza and jumping up. Yep, can't deny that. A jumping pizza slice moment. I mean, big episode for pizza slices, right? So Lindsay's like, I just wanna bring him home

and join my barman and fucking, you know what I'm saying? I wanna show him my smuggler's notch, I just want to bring him home and show him my apartment and fucking, you know what I'm saying? I want to show him my smuggler's not, huh? And this is where Lindsay gets full on crazy eyes. She's like, I want to bring him down to my apartment in the city. Uh-oh, this is going off the rails already. Yeah. Um, so Julie is like, yeah, you can be like, this is my living room, you can be like this is my living room my vagina and this is my bedroom It's also my vagina because we have small places. We live in New York City

Beware of spills so then Lindsay's like so how old is your boyfriend and so Julie's boyfriend is 42 and she goes Well, I've always been told to date older. Oh, but isn't that kind of impossible in your situation? Because you're kind of the oldest? Well, I'm in a party house. And that's difficult on any relationship. Know what I mean? And also he infantilizes you with giant teddy bears. Yeah.

So Lindsay's like, are you going to marry him? Actually, I don't know. So then Amanda is in the kitchen. She's like, are you gonna marry him? I'm just like, I don't know. So then Amanda is in the kitchen. And she's like, Jay, how can we help? We'll do anything. I mean, you're always cooking. And he goes, you can clean. And she's like, no.

And everyone else in the kitchen's like, no, I'm not cleaning. Gross. Yeah. And then Paige is like in a dining room. Andres like sitting at the dining room table, doing something and page walks by him and she goes, on a scale of one to 10,

how cute do you think I look? And Andrea just doesn't pay attention. She just, thank you. No, he says 10 plus. Oh, I didn't hear him say that. See, that was a very different scene for me. That was a very different scene. Oh no, if he hadn't said anything, he would have been,

she would have had like five scenes crying right now. Yeah, unlike an unsubscribe. Yes. So Paige tells Andrea, oh yeah, sorry. So then it's Craig in Austin and Austin finally has some of them out, but it's mostly just because Craig's like, where is he? It's been like 10 hours. So he goes in there and he asks what's wrong. And Austin's like, so more we shot me and was like, where is he? It's been like 10 hours. So he goes in there and he asks what's wrong. And Austin's like, so more we shout to me. And I was like, Madison is going to the hospital. And I was like, blah, fuck. So I am doctor.

And then I put a bunch of, I saw all these messages. And like she was like, I went to the hospital. And I was like, oh my god. Then what? And she said, and I just wanted to talk to you. So I was like, what happened? And she said, like, I had a seizure when I was cooking for Hudson.

And I passed it on the floor. And I just called the fucking ambulance. What? And I said one thing, and I was like, are you okay? And then she was like, eyes. And I was like, what the fuck? And Craig goes, but dude, it's because I'm drinking, man. Like, life is so fucking wonderful, Craig.

And I have this fucking great girl who's like all about it Craig It's insane right now Yeah, but like you start to doubt yourself like how many times as Madison says sorry to you like you're not crazy She's just like a terrible person She's a bad bad person She's a bad bad person. So then, I guess like Madison's bigger, biggest pleasure in life is putting Austin through hell because Austin was finally getting over Madison and moving on and somehow this evil sorcerer, she's like, she's like, okay, so she's like a sorcerer and like she won't

like go because she's a sorcerer with strong hands and so like the sorcerer holds on and like doesn't like go but then but like also makes sauces because that's what the sauce source for does so she's like that. So Andrea comes in and he's like hey when you broke up with like your wine how did you get over her he's like well I made love to her mother her aunt her grandmother and her sisters and one of her cousins but that was was more for fun now also blocker He showed blocker Oh my god

I Said to her someday I wish to marry you and then a blocker incident Took on slave ride and blocker a block a block I took a little seas candies and I brought all over her driveway, blocked. I got done on one knee at the top of the airport, say building and I said, Maria, were you married me? And then on the elevator round, down the floor, a blocker. A blocker.

So Craig's like, she is locked on everything. I'll just fuck that. Come on, just stop answering. And Adrian's like, yeah, don't answer. And Craig's like, he can't not answer that thing. And Austin's like, well, I texted her and I was like, hey, and then she was like, please say you haven't moved on. And I was like, oh my God, that is so fun for you to say. Austin loves taking whatever is happening and putting it on the partner, right? Like every time it's like, I can't believe you said that to me. Like Lindsey, I can't believe you would say

that you're in love with me right now. When I just said, I love you five times, fucked you and then call you for like four hour talks. And then said, I can't wait to date you next year. I'm like, I can't believe that you would say you were in love with me. And I wonder what his text word of Madison. I mean, we've always said Madison's a piece of work,

but he always acts like he's totally innocent in this situation, like he's lured into her web. So then Sierra comes and knocks on the door and her goes, go away! Which I'm like, oh, that's not gonna be good. So then Sierra goes and finds Paige, because Paige kitchen Emergency kitchen. Okay, well, I just got to the dining room. I know kitchen. All right, well that's fine because I was already been here Five seconds, so I can't really be in here anymore. I need to go to a new room

And she's like when I knocked on the door they told me to go away which is basically like Walsh up like it's literally a walsh up was the door. Well, it's like a door in a wall. Yeah, but like it's a door. That was close, which makes it a wall. All right, you know what, you're right, walls up. Here's what, here's the thing, like I feel that the boys are being like super weird right now. She's like, yeah, like Austin didn't get in the hot tub.

She goes, yeah. And then telling you to leave, I got a weird feeling. Yeah, it's like when you choose something from the 50% rack at H&M, but you aren't sure if it applies to all the marked items or is it just like some of the marked items? Like how good is this sale? I just have a weird feeling.

She goes, I don't like when the boys get together and chat on their own. They're not smart enough. This is, Pigeon, what do we do? This is the case for the FBI. So Craig is like, so do we wanna continue being upon and someone's, do you wanna continue being upon and someone's life or not?

Like, okay, you're being a little over-dramatic. Austin's like, oh my God, I'm so nervous right now. Like this girl's so beautiful. She thinks I'm so amazing, and this can all stop in one instance if she's like, are you still hung up on your ex? Well, you know what? Austin if you're not hung up on your ex, this is literally a non-issue

Mattis your ex went to hospital and you checked in and that's it like it's literally nothing But him making into something is just proof that he's obviously yeah He's obviously still into her. Yeah, and I hope to see her watch us this and it's like, bye I don't think she is, but I think she does because this is not good. So Craig's like, well, look, I have to say like I'm an honesty is the best policy person unless you're talking about like, you know, whether you took the bar exam or or went to work or if you're at work, why you weren't at work earlier. Craig is the biggest compulsive liar on this show.

Like that is his personality trait that he always lies. I'm an honesty is the best policy person, but I'm also not known for my policy making. So don't be honest with her. So the guys all agree and then they go out to the dinner table and then page pool centering to the bedroom. She said, we need to talk. So they go in there and he lies down and he lies down and gets comfortable

and stuff. But first, it's a very important scene where outside Jason was deep frying his turkey legs. Yeah. And Lindsay is just kind of standing out there because she's Lindsay. And he's like, you can take me now. She goes, oh my god, I'm gonna take you now.

And I'm leaner. And Luke goes, yeah, bloody. So Paige is like, so Andrea, like what were you guys talking about? And he's like, oh, nothing. We're going to sports. So sports and man things, you know? And he's like, she's like, so no concept. Nothing about Sierra. He's like, no, no.

The only thing that he ever said was, I really, really enjoy Sierra and I would never call my ex. And I told him, as soon as you get back to Charleston or whatever it's called, make a push to keep seeing her. And he really, really, really, really, really, really likes her and is not talking to anyone else whatsoever. Um, if there was any gossip would you tell me? Yes, and she squints. And his tongue is like all around his mouth.

He's like licking his lips like, oh, like me. Yeah. Um, and she's like, all right, so there's nothing you're not telling me. No, he's super high about her and said that he can't wait to have her, uh, wait to love her more and more after vacation. Okay, maybe make a baby. Okay. He wants to buy her airplane.

Uh-huh. And look at him. Okay. He calls it Ruby on Sierra. Sierra, drop. Hop. Hop. Hop.

Sierra, help. He names Ruby after her. Sierra's up. And, um, she's like, do you think, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop,? So Austin's like, oh, that's hard, but I choose Kyle because Kyle gives me laughing and you're terrible. So then Paige is carried in by Andrea and she's like, we have arrived, but no one cares. So Amanda's like, yeah, if me and Kyle broke up, who would you date me, or Kyle, Paige?

Everyone gets a term. And she she's like I'm duh Amanda So then Craig is like Has anyone ever eat this good cuz Jason sir since like tons of really good food? Mm-hmm, and so they do like a stance up to give a speech cuz it's his night and he goes we shall drink we shall eat We shall fuck everyone just gets quiet and stare at it and like, God be like, I'm in. So, so then Amanda's like, who's gonna miss each other when we're gone?

And so Julia says, well, where do you, I mean, more importantly, where do you two see this? Because she's now talking to Paige and Andrey. So where do you two see this? Because like, what's gonna happen when we leave the house? when there's no one to warn you about the spills? Yeah, it's like I have a question. Come on guys. Where do you stand? And Andre is like I don't know, Ash, because nothing out of good enough answer. Are you gonna leave? Are you gonna stay in New York? What are your intentions with my girl? your, what are your intentions with my girl? God shut up.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life right now. God, it's like Jesus, then. Yeah, and Austin's got like running eyeliner, running down his eyes. Like he's been crying. Yeah, it's biking thing. And meanwhile, by the way, Andrea, when Julia's asking Andrea on page, like where's this going? Andrea's sitting there eating his turkey leg like a cave man.

He's like, I'm like, do you, is this someone you want to continue a relationship with? That's how you eat it. No, but you eat it and have him, you've been to Disney World? No, I know you, that's how you, I'm not saying he should have like a knife and fork, but he is literally going in like, this is like, he's like hunched over like a crow.

He's like, he's eating an actual turkey. And most like bark, He's eating an actual turkey. It was just like a lot of barbers and barbers. Barberadism. It's faking a day. I'm just being a snob. Let me have it. No, because I'm just like knowing that one day we're going to be walking through Disney

World together. And we're going to be at that place where it's Epcot Center where it's like the whole world. And then someone's gonna walk by with the turkey that can be like, whether no knife and fork, and that restaurant, sir. And then you're gonna get beat up in the Epcot. But I'm not saying,

I'm not trying to stop that from happening. I'm not saying that I don't need like that, because I eat like literally like a monster. Okay, I have, you get me near, you get me even in the same like room as like a buffalo wing and I have like red sauce all over my cheeks and I haven't even touched the thing. Okay, I'm a monster when I eat,

but I'm just saying, if you're supposed to be this like, you know, like sexy Italian model, I mean, you're like, I feel like you gotta eat that drumstick in a sexy way. But he did give the good answer, because he was just casual and he was like, I don't know, who cares? And she's like, there's the protocol answer

what are your intentions? So Austin freaks out and then Austin's like, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, or I wanna out, out, out, out. And she was like, stop it now, stop that. Which I hate that. And he's like, why? Because what are we gonna do?

We're gonna go from him to me to her, to me, to me. And he's really, really pissed off. Yeah, he's like so stupid, it's stupid. And Sierra's like, hey, stop. Which I'm like, I'm like Sierra, you shouldn't have to be in that. First of all, you guys have just started like, you know, make out.

So like now you're acting like his warden, right? Like you don't have to be in that position. But clearly it's like, oh, Sierra, the one who likes to fix the the wounded broken person. Is this, is this what's happening here? Like, because you know that there's sort of like that thing where she steps in is like, hey, you stop it right now. I like she's going to control the situation. I'm like, Sierra, please don't do this. Please don't fix Austin's stupid problems. So, so what you do when your boyfriend's going crazy, she gives him that, she gives him that I have a wooden spoon in my glove box like, she's like, don't you, dear sir.

And Julie's like, why are you mad? Let me, they're okay with me asking you, why aren't you okay? And Paige is like, yeah, that wasn't really a weird thing for her to ask me. He goes, oh, well, what are you gonna ask me to ask? Jason's like, well there goes the good dinner. I just Slaved all day for this and now once again, once paying attention to my good dinner that I made

Because immediately the girls jump up and go scatter to have private meetings, right? Yeah, so page and Sierra leave and then Lindsay and whoever Lindsay is here at Lindsay, whoever, Julia leave. So, Julie and Lindsay are in the bathroom and Julie is like, Austin has such a short fuse. I'm not gonna ask you super about Sierra. And if you do, be a man and be able to take her. I mean, don't yell at me if I decide to have my friend back and my friend, that's your boss, that's your boss. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh My first 42 so then Austin's like come on man come on He's still just stewing and Julia's like don't ask me don't ask him in like because like I asked

Loley don't be mad because like I asked my friend page and like my friend Andrea question And it's like it's not on you decide. It's worth talking about so pages like and then page and Sierra are talking and pages like First of all didn't love Andrea's answer. And then I didn't like that Austin shut it down so quickly, like, why were you afraid to answer? She's like, yeah, like, why is he so defensive right now? And Amanda's like, Austin, were you concerned because you didn't have an answer, which was like funny?

And he's like, uh, I'm waiting to see where this goes. I'm known for like five years. I mean, I don't even know her name for crying out loud. Why are you that being so mean right now? This is, I just can't stress it enough that his smeared eyeliner all over his face is really just making this scene work. So Greg's like, well, you're letting your other ship

lean into this. He's like, no, not Greg. He's like, yeah, just be happy, nice, Austin. We all know right now. And then he had to go, yeah, you're doing amazing. And Andrea's like, no, no, no, my thing is like, I don't know that disgust the question public. It's an intimate question.

It's up to us, you know, it's like, Andrea, do you have like a raw fish in your mouth? Oh, yeah, yeah, I picked that up for him. I got it with my own hands out of the lake and gave to Andrea. All right, you're right. Maybe I just didn't want it to come to me. There's nothing in this warm by the way that I keep drinking guys.

So then Jason and Lindsay are making out the kitchen later after dinner. He's gonna make a stop. Then he stops and he's like, we're going to make this turkey into a soup tomorrow. It's like, oh, and so Austin is like, Austin goes up to Lindsay while Jason is like plotting his turkey stock. Austin's like, I just want to cry. Are you so bad?

You have no idea Lindsay. Don't fall in love with me, but I want to cry so bad to you. So then she's like, and then and then he goes up to Sierra and he like starts hugging her and he's like, hey, can we go upstairs to talk? So she's like, okay, yeah, they could speak upstairs. Just sit down, sit down, just, just wanna talk. Just wanna talk. So she's like freaking out because he's acting all weird

and cagey and now all of a sudden he's saying, I just wanna talk and it's like, you can hear the capital T and talk. Yeah, he even clears his throat. She's like, oh my god. What just say it's like you've been doing a great job here And everyone likes you and your work is good. It's solid, but check. Oh my god So then Lindsay is in the hall with Craig and Jason. She's oh my god You guys with Craig and Jason. She's, oh my god, you guys are on Sandra's game. I mean, and he was like, oh my god, I just want to cry to you. I'm a she slaps her forehead. Like, and awesome. I was so awesome telling serious. So you and I

have like never talked about our X's and like, I do have something where I just got out of something four or five months ago or minutes minutes or months can't remember. But that shit haunts me is what I'm saying. I feel like I'm messed up from it. I want to be honest with you. I'm haunted. I'm haunted by that insanity right now. Boo motherfucker. You think you're gonna get away from me? Boo, boo, the motherfucker. See, she's right there after the bed. Who I don't see anybody. I'll get that bitch.

I will get that slut bitch. Trust me Austin, I will get her. You know, you better, you come from me. You better not miss the motherfucker. Don't you see her, she's right there. Is there a reason you're telling me now? Is there something that set it off? Are you guys still in communication? Oh, I can't hear you. She's blood

drying someone's hair right now. Stop it, don't shmattison stop. I'm trying to listen to Sierra. And that's the cliffhanger. There's like Austin gonna come clean about the fact that he just sent a text message to Madison for the season finale, which is next week, but actually guys, since next week is Thanksgiving in the US, we're just gonna have our winter house season finale, which is next week, but actually guys, since next week is Thanksgiving in the US, we're just going to have our winter house season finale recap, recap up the Monday after Thanksgiving. So just give it a few days and we'll have a fresh, delicious recap of all this madness

on on in about like 10 days Monday. Yeah, but also we've got a full week next week. We're still doing a five-show week. So come back because we're still going to be doing the Real Housewives Ultimate Girl Trip multiple episodes. We're going to be doing the Housewives of Potomac and Salt Lake City. We have an interview with Darren Carp and her podcast is going to be a fun week. So if you're driving somewhere, whatever, keep us in mind, we'll still be in your feed and kayak. We, it never ends, people, it never ends. So thanks everyone for listening.

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