Watch What Crappens - Winter House: Nothingburger and a Side of Lies

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

On this week's Winter House, Austen can't find the stones to confess the bs he's spread about Lindsay and Jess tries to whine her way into a commitment from Kory. Not gonna happen. But hey, Luke has discovered maple fudge! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. I have cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cr Well, hello and welcome to what what crap is the podcast for all that crap. We love to talk about. Oh, broves. I'm Ronnie and that's been over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? I'm doing great today.

What's going on with you? Listen, I'm just here excited to talk about episode 306 of Winterhouse. You know, like will they leave a mess? Will they get drunk? Will they party? Who knows? But I'm excited to talk about it with you. What's going on with you?

Will Cory come all over Jess. I mean, I can't with those two. Seriously? Seriously? Yeah, I'm pretty sure when you come all over me, okay. God, I guess. It's really good. Okay. Yeah. Yeah,. It's really good.

Yeah. Yeah. Super fun episode, I guess. I mean, Austin's still coming in here being a fucking disgusting human being, which, you know, adds stuff. And he somehow gets a weirder tan with every episode of awesome notice. Yeah. But yeah, that shows on.

Also, we started doing the Southern hospitality Show we started recapping that this week super fun. I was extremely surprised how could it how trashy it was You know good trashy whatever you want to call it. We had a country time. Yes, so go listen to that because that was a really fun Recap and I have to say So fun just being purely evil. I mean, I guess I always am. Maybe it's just that there were new people to be evil too, but got it felt good. Yeah. It felt, um, exciting and thrilling. It was, it was felt like we were getting back to our roots of what we do best, just being evil, terrible, silly people, silly people, yeah, just like the real poison,

just venom coming out of our mouths. Yeah. It was wonderful. No, I really liked it too. I think people, there are a lot of people who I think are not interested in the show or like I tried and I had to give up. Go back, I was into our recap and I think you'll enjoy it

and then you might feel ready to take on the show again, because I think once you know know that like it's okay if you fill these people or shitty like you're allowed to feel that. Yeah, then maybe you'll feel like, oh, I can watch this show then. Yeah. So that was super fun. Couple of on demand videos this week, which were super fun. We did Salt Lake City and Potomac this week and Chatey bonuses. So those are all on our Patreon. Patreon.com slash Watch It Crappens. Also, there's new merch up. We've got a healing journey and a be real design. It's up. So you can go get that at Crappens Merch.com. And our final take a seat, which is our live show Monday night, 7 p.m. Pacific on Spotify.

It's our final one coming up this Monday. So join us for that on Spotify Live. And I think that's it for me. Do you have any announcements you need to make? Benanes. I would like to announce that I just had Cory come all over my body. Oh my God.

What? What? We come to you today after being splooged all over by Cory. So thank you. I have an announcement. Actually, I have an announcement. We here at Watch for Crappens do not accept Dictouch Gate as an official gate. It is not an official gate, no matter how many times Austin says it Yeah, Austin you don't make your own gate

Dictouch gate. Yeah, you don't make your own fucking gate. You weirdo You don't enter you don't like enter a piece of gossip Into evidence and then immediately turn it into a gate like you don't say guys. I have to tell you something Lindsay tried touch my deck. Well, I can't believe we're in the throws of D Touchgate. No, no, no, you have to let it go on for a long enough time, but it becomes a gate. Yes. Other people build gates. You don't build your own gate. Okay. Thank you. So, um, let's see, is this previously, um, oh, yeah, starts with the previous day of page going, wait, this is actually we harder tonight. Bye.

Talking about skating or whatever. Who cares about what happened previously? Let's move into today's episode. So it's after dinners, after the foxes and fox tails and foxes. What's it called? Fox tails and mox tails dinner. Fox tails and mock tails dinner Boxes and mock styles, so we just finished that dinner and

Kyle and Amanda are talking and she's like, I think I'm gonna take these ears off Kyle How did dinner go? He's like oh super awkward super awkward Yeah, and yeah, cuz cuz there's awkwardness between Austin and Lindsay and then we see Craig in his room Sort of like throwing around a wine bottle like he's in cocktail and he's like yeah, I used to be a bartender And this has to do this all the time and then he just drops it on the floor and then and then we oh actually We do have a real announcement. Hey guys. I'm not a big fudge guy, but that maple fudge, bam, so bomb. Whoa, got it.

You know, he's learning how to get your product sold, because you know, Luke sells the maple syrup now, which by the way, we need some. So I know. I actually don't have a problem with going on there and paying for it. I am a little traumatized by these shows and ever getting things that I've a little traumatized by these shows and ever

getting things that I've ordered not to mention anyone specifically his name rhymes with Sia. But yeah, we need to order some maple syrup. He's really like getting it in there. Like, well, regular fudge. Ooh. Maple fudge. Woo. Yeah, he's just going to endorse Maple flavor to everything this episode. Tap that fudge. You know, normally I'm not a huge fan of orange juice, but orange maple juice. Pretty bad. So then Austin gets a text from Olivia that says, baby with five wise. And you know, I mean, here's my feelings about that.

Shut up, Olivia. Shut up. You're disgusting. And here's the thing, has Olivia done anything hateful? No. She has absolutely not done anything wrong, except like doctrine. And that's enough for me, okay? That's a big, that's a big hell to climb back up. I've just pushed you down the reputation hell and it's going to take you a long time

to get back up that hill. I just don't understand why we needed to see that she texted him, hey baby, because it had no bearing on the rest of the episode. Unless they're setting up for some really abysmal phone call next week, I'm not sure. But Jason decides to pull Lindsay for talk. Because now they're gonna have a very serious conversation about her miscarriage and this conversation is going to happen while she has little fox ears on her head.

So this is this type of show. Now this is also a scene where Jason, you know, Jason comes off very, very well on this show. It's like sweet Jason. He's got the best personality. So cute. He doesn't fight with anyone. All he really does is cook for people.

He just comes across as a really good person. And I say that genuinely But we have to remember that he's also a really hot model I don't think that there is a really hot model who doesn't have at least 80% Dutian him and I think he probably well, he obviously hides it better than everyone else because I don't think he's a douche But he debt there's definitely a tinge of that here. He's like, yeah, I need you to know. Gotta have a talk with you, model talk. Hold on. He's making those sounds like a karate chop sound,

but I'm just trying to hold back the tears. Like, oh. It's not gonna go well, because again, it's a various years conversation where one person is dressed sort of like a fox so then Meanwhile while they're heading downstairs we cut to Carl and Austin fist bumping across like hey, oh, thanks for the room We got mail really really appreciate the room really appreciate Oh, and Austin's like yeah, well, you know, it just made sense because like I would have displaced her and then shoot I had to go downstairs and then Jason had to go into that room and I have to go over there.

And then Luke would have to move his bucket to the other side of the house and then Kyle, well Kyle wouldn't man would have to probably break up and then Lindsay would have to touch my dick again. Oh my god, did I say that part? I get in the mood. It's like, okay, awesome. Just say thanks. Just say thanks. So Jason basically tells Lindsay like your actions can create unintentional consequences because when you decided to give our

story to the public and I'm not involved in all, I have my family calling me and asking me all these questions and I thought you would have the common respect to give me a heads up that you are going to release that information. And Lindsay's like, um, yeah, and he's like, and I have all these articles that are quoting you in the articles. Well, why am I not quoted in these articles? And she's like, I don't control that. So she tells us Jason is not even acknowledging anything that I went through. Like I've been doing all this work on my end. And in regards to what happened to my body, that has nothing to do with him. And so she tells him, well, I was very straightforward with you from the get go.

And he goes, yeah, you were. You said you were gonna speak about it, but at the same times, if you had a heads up, why wouldn't you give me one? So this is where I'm like, wait a minute, but she did tell you she was gonna publicly talk about it. And your argument is that why isn't she telling you that she's publicly gonna talk about it? I'm Yeah. The best that I could try to figure out because I felt like I got the sense

that he had something on his mind that he wants to say. And then when he got down there, he became sheepish or whatever about saying it and then everything came out really terribly sounding and I was like, oh, this is not a good look for you, sir. My interpretation. Right. And I didn't know if I was completely wrong in thinking that but that's what I thought I was like what the fuck she so you want to be inter you to about her I mean, I don't I think that what it was if I had an hence by the way It's like and this is not take away from really what Lindsay had to go through the miscarriage because that's like You know, it's really extremely tough. So I'm not being like Lindsay should be better. Dada

It's really just more like I think what this guy's trying to say, because again, he's a male model. Was basically like, hey, this was like a very like private thing. And I thought, you know, I know you were going to say it on the show. But then you're also going around giving all these interviews and it kind of felt, you probably felt like, like, this was also, like, I was mourning too. And I felt like you're just going off

and sharing this, I think it's something like that that he was saying, but it came off of him, it sounded like he was saying, wow, you talked to the press without me, and I felt left out of all those press moments. That's how it sounds. That's how it came off. Yeah, I don't like that. And also that's her thing to talk about.

Sorry. And at the end of the day, you're right. It's ultimately, it's what she carried in her body. And so, like, she is allowed to talk about that. I think he's just like, honestly, I think he was like morning and he felt like weirded out by the fact that it was so public. And he didn't know really, he just, he felt weirded out. And I think he just needed to say something.

And he needed to say something and he got it out. And it was clumsy and strange. And next time you should really think about what he wants to get out of the conversation before he starts it. Yeah, because I was like, no. I was like, the whole thing and I really like you. Basically doing Jack K over here. The whole thing and I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh way, Mary no, Mary no. Lindsay's staring, by the way, Lindsay is staring at him with such rage eyes. She's like, how dare you? And she's like, I mean, the anger in her eyes, like you fucking dig. Why are you even telling me how I should handle my response? It's what happened with my body, you know?

And then on top of that, she also has her little fox ears out. And I was just like, I don't know if I would be able to say what I needed to say. If I had to go down there and all I had to say to Lindsay was, my name is Ben. And she looked at me like that. I'd be like, the thing is, so, you know, like, we all have different names. And like, your name is Lindsay, but like, my name is not Lindsay.

And anyway, like, I just, well, I have a name, but like, it doesn't matter what my name is. And anyway, good talk. I would just be so intimidated. Yeah, she's looking at him like seriously. And so she goes, okay, so you wanted more of a head zone. Okay. Yeah, well, I'm sorry. I didn't give you a head zone. And he's like, oh, thank you. Like a very sober like things. I appreciate your apology. And I hope we can spend the rest of the time here

enjoyably. And she's like, That's my plan. Okay. And he's like, Thanks for the talk. Thanks for the talk. Or, and by the talk,

I mean, me just saying some gobbledicube to you and you staring at me. Anyway, prayer hands, emoji is what I'm gonna send to you in my head. Yeah, prayer hands, emoji is what I'm gonna send to you in my head. Yeah, I didn't like that. So he leaves and she's fuming like there's smoke coming out of her eyes. Yeah, he thinks everything's great.

Not a lot of years. He thinks everything's cleared up everything. This is the same. Yeah, I've had my sensitive moment. Yeah. It is, I hate when people do that. When people drop a truth bomb on you or something like that or they just say something

and like, well, I feel great. Good talk. And then you're left with like the emotional shrapnel and you're like, what the fuck? Yeah. So then we cut to, after this very serious scene, we get to Kyle fucking a Fox tail in the kitchen. And then we got a Corey and Jess.

And Corey's. Oh, I love, yeah. They have a spin off show. It's called You Good. And the way the show goes And Corey's. Oh, I love. Yeah, they have a spin off show. It's called You Good. And the way the show goes, this Corey walks up to Jess and goes, You Good. I just, I don't know, I'm fine. Why are you acting weird?

Nothing, I just, I never feel cool enough around people here. And I just, I never feel funny. That's because, by the way, Jess, you're not funny. And everyone's like having a joke, and I'm like, I'm like, that's because you're kind of dumb and you haven't picked up on any of the jokes. And then I just wanna talk and I don't know what to say. It's because you don't have anything good to say,

usually, Jess. And then he's like, I'm gonna do takeoff on you good and I'm just gonna say, you're good. Okay, I'm gonna answer my own question. I'm gonna answer the title of my own sitcom. You're good. I promise. That's how the show always ends.

That's like the tribal council where we find out the answer is if she's good and she doesn't get to decide if she's good because Cory will just tell her she's good. You good? All right. Jeff Brookes, but you're just waiting to see if he's going to splooge all over you and keep you on the island. Yeah, just doing that thing where she's just going to try and get attention

with powdery things like he has to be attention to me if I'm upset. But like you're upset five times today, you know what I mean, you need to find another way to get attention. You're one of the most obnoxious people who's been on the show. And then you're going to go start shit with every girl in the house and then wonder why everyone's not like standing around laughing with you. She's too much. She's too much. This is, and she's going down one of the worst paths that ever goes that happens on Love Island. I don't know if this happens on the Bachelor too. I have to imagine where people who are in like a perfectly good, solid relation situation, then one of them goes,

are we still good? I just get nervous. I just get nervous. I was still good. And then eventually they wind up actually destroying the situation because they say, are we still good? I'm just getting nervous. I just get nervous, I was still good. And then eventually they wind up actually destroying the situation because they say, are we still good so many times? And it's always the people who are like, oh my God, I don't need anything serious. Like I'm just here for fun. Like I just guys, every guy wants me.

And like, I have this guy's like, don't think I'm gonna be in to that. And they're like, oh my God, like everyone wants me all the time. And then they're the first ones to be like, are we getting married? Like, I just don't wanna get hurt. I just don't wanna get hurt, I've been hurt before. wants me all the time. And then the first one was to be like, are we getting married? I just don't want to get hurt. I just don't want to get hurt up and hurt up and hurt up before.

So I just want to make sure we're still good. Because I, it's like, so you want to get hurt now versus hurt later? What's the difference? No. So, I guess the one gets. So just God. So yeah, I think it's like here's a watching the bachelor

have just traumatized me to storylines like this because everybody who pulls this shit, I'm like, oh, shut up. Get out. I know either be in the relationship or don't be in it, but don't sit there wondering. And also, who's gonna date Corey?

And then be like, what I mean from you, it's come met Matt. Like, come on, the guy has a gym and paint smiley faces on the walls and calls himself an R. Like, of course he's fucking everybody. What do you, girl? Yeah. Well, that's what always happens when they drive over there get out of my car grab her by the back of the sweater put her in my car and say we are having a talk thank you yeah because I think that there's some weird correlation because I always feel like

it's it's always the girl who is got like the I don't want to be hurt thing you know and then who who like falls for the love bomb of the fuck boy Because the fuck boys always gonna be the one build the love bomb falls for it They hook up and then she's like are we still good? Are we still good because I think in the back for mine she knows it's still a fuck boy and so then like It's like why are you with the fuck point in the first place if like because you know they're not gonna be good with you Yeah, it's a circle. It's a circle. You never get off.

So Karlin Lindsay speaking of, Karlin was like, oh, hey, you okay. Oh my God. Yes. And she was like, no. And he's like, she's like, I'm Jason Philip, like really blindsided. And so he like started this conversation

being like, oh, you never gave me a heads up. And then you're like, going, but like, with your misguide? And he was like, is that my character? And he's like, oh, well, gave me a heads up. And then you're like, going but like with your misguide and feels like it's like my character. And he's like, oh, well, I don't want you to be yourself. I don't think you handled anything poorly. And I was in the front lines for a lot of it. So you got the car all silver approval.

And he says, yo, it sounds like he's having. She goes, memory loss because she did give him a heads up. You know, and she's like like he's attacking my character basically and He's like don't feel bad because you're right. Fuck it. I love you I love you though. Oh, I feel really bad. I wait hold on one time one more time You're good. Oh my god She mounts and it she straddles him they go back into their December to remember Lexa sales event. Oh my god, do you got me a car with the bow on it?

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Every other people get this is the time of year where every commercial is like Carl and Lindsay. Oh my god, you remember how you say, who did you this about you're like? I think it was Carl and Lindsay that you were like I give them six months until they're doing the matching pajamas Yes, that was last week Guess who just did the matching pajamas thing on Instagram reporter Christina Blair Gibson reporting for duty. Wow She just did a photo on Instagram of her. Her has been their little adorable baby all in matching PJs. And I was like, Oh, girl, you even stole that fake storyline from Linsie.

Still Christina Blair Gibson still winning after all these years. Oh, God, I love reporter Christina Gibson. I just only have one season. We talked a few weeks ago about people we'd want to come back. I want Christina Gibson back so badly. Oh, I loved how awkward she was with everyone else because she liked it. Really. She's so nice. She's so, so nice, but she does not like mix with these people. And she just sort of would, God, remember the way she would like be so awkward in her, the way she would try to come for people. And then the time that she, like, she's sort of like what, she over hits the mark. A lot of times like, you're stupid fat slut. that she, like, she's sort of like what she over hits the mark. A lot of times, like, you're stupid fat slut.

You're like, whoa, Christina, you know, and as you grab that magnum of Rose, I'm out of here just gonna take this big magnum of Rose, give me a minute here, I'm gonna walk out. Hold on, I'm so happy that I thought. Okay. Classic Christina, reporter Christina Blackhilton reporting for Dini.

So now Jess is in her room room talking to Rachel while they get ready and Jess is like, oh my god, you know, when you like a guy and like you get crazy and Rachel's like, please don't get crazy. She's, I know what's wrong with me. You good? You good? So then you clingy and you're looking for validation from people you're never going to get it from, okay? So, there. You ask. You ask. The meanwhile speaking of Craig and Paige are never getting the validation you need.

I'm eating popcorn. Is it okay if I eat popcorn? Yeah. That was the whole thing. I'm eating popcorn. Is it okay if I eat popcorn? Yeah That was the whole thing. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So now Luke is talking to Jason and Rachel and he's and looks like Jason Rachel should have gone to sofa And Luke comes in with his guitar and he's like hey, so I just had some maple fudge, that was pretty good. It made me realize I never finished my song about it. So I started writing something the other day. I thought maybe you guys can help me with the lyrics.

Okay, this time it goes. Gale. It's like, he starts during this like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and Jason goes, so, are there lyrics to this song? He's like no, I need lyrics. That's what I'm seeing because Singing yeah, and then he goes you know what I'm gonna go eat my soup and then he goes in the kitchen And eats like a little like pre-made like soup thing. I mean, he's like staring at me, and he's like, hmm, that's good. That's good. So normally I'm not into soup, but maple soup. And that is actually the VH1 behind the music of how the hit song Maple Corn Chowder came to be. So then Jason is cuddling with Rachel on the couch and he's like, he's telling us, yeah,

now I've got clarity. So I'm ready to move on with Rachel. See where this goes. You've got clarity. Yeah, he's like, he's like, so yeah, you know, I got this off of my chest. Just walks in like, well, that makes one of us. Yeah. Anybody have the paper towels? And he's like, yeah, now that I've totally made things super great and awesome with Lindsay, I can be gone with Rachel and see where this goes? So they always carry the shame to somebody.

I feel like, uh, I'm ready to make out with Rachel again. So he starts, uh, making out with her and like taking it further. And she's like, um, I'll see you in the morning. I know. I'm the worst tonight. Uh, so now, um, then Lindsay's in, and Lindsay and Carl are in their bedroom and Lindsay's taking out for a top and Carl's just looking at and she's, um, are you checking my boobs out? And he's just smiling like, I look great, Pauloa.

I look great, Pauloa. And as Rachel leaves, the reason she goes, text me, Jason's like, that is the hottest shit I've ever heard. Text me. I will I just did I sent you a Perans blessed I struck blessed. So then um now Kyle's dragging man Well, he's sort of carrying Amanda through the house and then people just sort of going to bed and then Luke and Austin are like in their beds down in the basement

He's like, you know, I'm glad we drank, but we didn't get super drunk, you know, because then I might not have appreciated that bang and soup that I just had. You know what I'm saying? So bro, how's the girl, bro? I know you, Mr. Man. I know you do. And Austin's like, yeah, I got a baby with five wives today. Look, what are my sisters do with that?

What are you supposed to do with that? What am I supposed to do with that? God, I feel stressful being in a throws of dick touch gate. Am I right? Am I right? Just say it a lot. You know, I'll catch on. So now Jess, oh, back to you good.

So Jess is with Corey. She's good. I sound crazy. I feel like unsure if you want me or not. Like, yeah, because I'm unsure if you want me, and if I'm sure, if I'm unsure, if you want me, then that makes me like not when I talk to you.

He's like, whenever I ever said that I'm unsure, she's like, will you have it? But like, I'm worried that you're gonna like go home, and then you're gonna like be a fuck boy, and then you're gonna like see me when you want to see me But then not actually treat me like something serious like You're not something serious. You're fucking on vacation. When did when did you have this discussion that your boyfriend and girlfriend? You can't just skip three weeks of the bachelor man

I know you have to be invited to a dinner Then you have to go over some childhood trauma and then he has to give you a rose at the end of the dinner or leave you on a deserted island alone and no one knows how you ever got home when he dumps you. That's how it works. Yeah, like if you're having this vision, it's probably because he's presenting that vision to you. Like it's pretty obvious, Jess,

like you're picking up on everything. So just enjoy it right now and stop like planning the the wedding. Okay, I know there's a florist in the house, but you can put down the the party planning. So um, she's like, you're making up scenarios in your head. And she's like, I am because I'm scared. I mean, I always have the upper hand with the guy because I don't sleep with him. But now that I was intimate with you, I'm scared. He's like, uh, you're fine. And then he then he tells us, I think it's too early to say if my heart is fully in it after I've known her for just a week. I mean, if I told my mom I love this girl, she'd be like, you're a fucking idiot. Am I right? There it is.

And he plays this so well. I mean, got to give him credit. He's a douchebag. And he's obviously very well practiced because he goes, yeah, I'm gonna go to my room now. She's, really? You're going to bed. And he's like, good night. I'm just leaves. So out. Yeah, that's what that, because that's the classic thing.

Like she's saying, she's feeling insecure about situations. So rather than doing something that would make her feel secure, he makes her sleep alone that night. And confirm everything that she is hearing. doing something that would make her feel secure, he makes her sleep alone that night. And confirm everything that she is fearing. Yep, that's how you keep the interest going. Fuck boys, they just know. They just know.

They're relationships. By the way, since we are talking about dating shows, did you see that Hulu has a show coming out called The Groove and it's hosted by Tay Diggs? And it's basically like I think three older women and like an island full of hot young guys. I have to say I am going to check that out. Oh okay, I love it. I love it. I was like finally. Finally, I don't want to see young, unless it's love island, I don't want to see young people trying to meet other young people. I want to see some coolers. I'm into it.

Yeah, I'll watch that. So then it's the morning and everybody's getting up and Lindsay's like, yeah, why don't you throw me a text when it's safe to go down there, Carl. He's like, oh, I'm gonna go down, make some coffee. I'll be down there every man. You look great by the way. You look great by the way. Don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, Carl, like stop doing the Maxwell House theme song and just make the coffee. Okay. You look great, get the hell out of there.

Alright, this is a little coffee humor. Oh. The best part of waking up. So how about some my cup? Carl, make the coffee. The best part waking up so how about some my cup Filt with a rib with brown fill the brim Hey, I was just upstairs. I was wondering if you had any taste or choice Carl I'm not doing the I'm not doing role play of the taste for showing scuffle just made it You always went oh there. I said it so

Hey, just we have to turn this this winter house. This winter house does not have one ball does coffee. Carl, that's an old ad campaign. Stop referencing it. You're playing. It's just a rough start because I can't stand to Frapp again. Oh, I don't feel so well. Maybe I'm feeling a little hilly. Oh. Um, so we go over to Kyle in Amanda's room and he's like, you want coffee and then Amanda's

like, yeah, but then there's an arrow that comes on screen. It says Amanda. It just points to her in the bathroom because everyone, Amanda's pooping. That's a man to storyline this year. How much does Amanda poop and how much does she like it? Yeah. I'm into it. Actually, I find that to be compelling content.

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Kyle. Leopard boy. Leopard boy. All work and no play makes Amanda say Kyle. He like he like he like he like he like it's coming backwards. It's a big twist. Just how it backwards all over the wall. He like he like he like he like he like he like he like he can be a man to on a big wheel

going to the winter house. That's past like broken glass that car that Craig is throwing on the ground and popcorn and don't go into just like two little twin pages with huge bows in their hair. So don't go into room she finally goes into room 230. It's just Jason coming on. Yes. Yes. The next room is Craig just trying to spend wine bottles as they fall to the ground.

She finds a photo of all the people who have been in the winter house and saw like people in the past of summer house just like the workers twins and Stephen and Jules. Sorry, I'm car, car, car. I can't take it! and jewel. I can't take it. Here's Johnny. So they're talking about how they're going to go ice fishing that day and it's Luke's data plant something.

So of course, all the people who hate Luke can have been trying to get him off the show for years now are like, I'm not going. Let's go to a bar. Yeah. That's really shitty. Everyone with your stupid ice skating day. Why is she Paige goes? Paige does go. Paige does, but yeah, but that's because I think, yeah, I think maybe she wants it a

break. Craig, because Lucas, like, hey, Carl, he's like, ah, listen, I just want to have some fun. So we're going to go, everyone bring out your best fishing lures and your good luck charms and hopefully we'll find something. Okay, who's got a fishing lured? No, Jess, that is just a bag box of condoms, but you know, I'm sure you can put some fish in it. Put something in some beaten there, I guess.

Do you know how many fish I have to throw back? They're just like always jumping out me. Every fish wants me. So then Amanda's now gossiping as usual. She's like, well, what do you guys think about seeing Lindsay and Carl as a couple? And she's like not drinking too. And Craig's like, yeah, like she doesn't bother me as much anymore now that she's not drinking. Well, you could learn from that, sir. Yeah, I think he does. I think he ends up getting sober.

That's what someone said in the comments that he's been sober, which, you know, I'll believe that. I see it. So pages like, yeah, they secured their timeline. That's for sure, because they said they were serious in September, but then they're saying that they got serious on October. So good for them. And she tells us, all I remember from the wedding is everyone saying that they're giving it another shot. So I thought that meant they were dating. I think that Lindsay knew that Austin was going to spill the beans and it would come out that

she slept with Austin. So she changed her timeline. She really does good PR for herself. I should hire her, honestly. And she's good. for herself. I should hire her, honestly. I mean, she's good. She's good. Really one of the weakest conspiracy theories, like not weak as in its flimsy, but weak as in it has, it's like one of the most uninteresting conspiracy theories we've ever seen on Bravo.

Did they postpone their exclusivity one week to compensate for Lindsay having grazed Austin's penis So this show So Amanda's like, but has Austin tongue to Lindsay yet you guys this is the flimsy shit I've ever heard Lindsay is a see Lindsay can fuck whoever she wants, you know Did anybody ever give Carl this much shit when he was fucking around a literally everybody on some of my girls? Thank you. Thank you. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. So meanwhile, Carl's in the room, formally Austin's room,

so Austin person is like, Hey, is my tell. Oh, what's that? And Carl's like, Hey, you can come on in. You can come in your old room. Hey, you can come in. He's like, I've done that before. So then Lindsay, Lindsay's like, I've done that before. So then Lindsay's like, I really appreciate that Austin like came up his room, but like this guy I'm like completely disrespecting me, super publicly, and like it's not even appalled at me yet. Yeah, I'm just like between him and Jason, I am not the one.

I'm not the one right now. So Lindsay is saying, you know, it's not awkward with Austin because our friendship changed You feel awkward and Carl's like no, I'm confident. I'm never a ball better I know I know I know I love you bad Hey, big old man. Hey, baby, guess what? One of my hands over your eyes. Put my hands over your eyes.

Okay, we're gonna go outside. Locals in the driveway. So, you'll look us with a bow on top. Congratulations. December, remember. Hey, so many. You can lease one now for a new low price of $3.99. But, congratulations, babe.

So, in the kitchen, Rachel, I guess Jason's cooking or something and she's saying that she has a ton of guy friends, but you know, most of this friendships stem from dating, so fail relationships. So the Jason was cool with me stopping last night. I mean, that's a good sign. Like, maybe it will progress and not go down in flames. Now, first, I have to actually start being romantically attracted to them. Who knows fingers crossed.

So then there are still have not gone on their activities. And Jess is going to go ice fishing because she's always wants to go ice fishing. She's like, I've always wanted to go, I want to go ice fishing. But I'm like, how does the fish not freeze? Like, they're in ice. Are they still alive? Is the gizz on them just kind of like frozen on at this point? Like, how's it work?

Are they not cold? I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I love when people act that they're way dimmer than they are. Like, it's a personality a personality plus like oh my god I'm so damn you guys. I may not be smart, but at least I'm pretty I feel like Jess though is honestly expecting to like pull up a fish stick from the water like it's frozen fish

She is I just like can't I mean I feel like if Jen if Jess sorry I feel like if Jess was given a time machine you know like we'd all use a time machine for stupid things right I mean I would I'd be like I want to go to a bath house and see that medler like this is something stupid But I feel like Jess would just like invite feminism into it and just just take it back to the stone age. It's like utterly just shitting all over it. I think she would just cause some terrible butterfly effect over something stupid. She'd be like, yeah, so I'm getting into a time machine because I want to go back to 1994 so I could watch the rookie again in a movie theater.

It's like really doing all that for like that. I want to you to move with, hey, you know what I want to do? Is I want you to move with Matt LeBlanc and the monkey playing baseball, because I'm about to go to the time machine. And then like all of a sudden, our world is destroyed because you got a butterfly effect over that. To death.

How do you fish not freeze? So then some of the people go to the bar and some of the people go to do the ice fishing thing and Sira walks up to the dude and says, hey man, cool beard. It's like, oh thanks. It's actually a bacterial infection that takes the shape of hair. So it's a thin, but over at like ice fishing, Luke is now like having a pissing match, frozen pissing match because the guy's like, all right everyone, we're gonna do some ice fishing and for bait, we're gonna use maggots and then looks like, oh yeah, and what about a sucker

minnow's, you know, do some sucker minnow's, what's going on here, you're gonna use some maple syrup on those sucker minnow's because I know about sucker minnow's, okay, you know, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say,

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I like when page cuz um Luke So Luke can you go on your like like this? Yeah You know you wait you can go on your like like this this cluster house, yeah, you can go on your like like this. This close to your house. And he goes, yeah, she goes, can you do it? Tell me everything about leaks. Turns out frozen water is really bigiling this cast. Little white crack, but page has such disdain for Luke.

And it cracks me at the even when she's being nice to him. And you do it. giling this cast. A little white crack for you, but page has such disdain for Luke and it cracks me at the even when she's being nice to him. And you do it. Have you ever heard of like roads? Did you ever thought about walking on those instead? Because that way you can't crash through them and die. So Luke's like, oh yeah, you know, soccer, minors, maggots, you know, how about Lee, downumber leaves, doodling, can't get it. Just making ways up now. No, I'm not. So Jess pulls up a fish,

because I think, didn't they have like a fish on the line? He's like, we've got a couple on the lines already. So she's like, oh my God, I told you, first fish, fish, love me, sorry, fish. I'm sorry, fish, I'm not really into you right now. Sorry. Yeah, like I was into you before, when you were in a position of power, but now that you're out of the water, I'm not into anymore. So, so then um, Paige is like, so are you going

to put on your bubble profile of you holding up a fish? What? Bumblebee profile, because they bumblebee can't fish anyone. Anyway, no, it was like a pond that was just sort of sitting there and I thought I can make it work, but it didn't work. Anyway, lakes frozen. Am I hearing everyone? Okay, I'll walk away. It would be a cute Bumble.

Like it's just people who are really into Bumblebee too. Just holding it up triumphantly. We're just like petting it like it's a tiger in Thailand. Just like sitting down next to it. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So back at the bar, they've gone to like an operate, whatever. And Amanda's like, we're so classy right now. I feel like I have

imposter syndrome. Well, I like that. That's where her imposter syndrome turns and shows up at a bar. But also, I love the editors. God bless these editors. First of all, this show must be a very difficult task to do in post production. But also they went from a close-up of Jess sort of like pretending to kiss this fish. So it's a real close-up of her lips on the fish, and it cuts immediately to a real close-up of Amanda's lips on this orange TV, just like a juxtaposition of of of of when wow was that like thing planning like okay let's get close-ups of lips to cut back and forth to you. Yeah, I don't know if it was planned,

but I think it was genius, no matter what. No. So they're just talking about like getting away from their ball and chains, because like half the couples are drinking and half the couples are the ice-fishing thing. And Sierra's like, I'm a party of one. I mean, for now, I did just tell that guy

I really like to spear it. So, I'm waiting to see how that turns out. Yeah, and Rachel's like, I think Rachel was at the bar when she said this because I stopped just inquisiting where people were talking and she goes, guys, this was like the first morning I woke up and I was like excited to see Jason.

Like, he's really growing on me. Like, it takes a while to warm up to people and like, I've been fucked up for so many times and I was like excited to see Jason like he's really growing on me Like it takes a while to warm up to people and like I've been fucked over so many times And I don't think Jason would do it and I'm like I'm just like not trying to pour myself out But like guys, I'm like almost at the point where I'm considering being attracted to him. It's so exciting so then back to the ice fishing Luke Luke has caught, like a tiny little fish. And he's like, whoa, look at this. It looks bigger close up. Come look at it close up.

Come on, look at it close up. That's the Sacramento. That's just a bait. And Jessica's fishing is relaxing, but not in the snow. And Paige, because I've never really gone real fishing. You've never gone real, real fishing? No. Only ice fish.

So then Lindsay's like, I'm bored. Hey, so Jess, like you're unbubble? And Jess is like, no, not anymore. I'm in love. I found my life partner. I feel pretty good about it. Oh, so like how long have you two,

like, know each other? She's like, just because literally six days. Yeah, six days. So yeah, we go to bed together. We wake up together. We see each other like every like second like so like in the house, when day is like two weeks. So technically, we've been together for nine years. So me saying I love him is not actually that quick. It's like a normal timeframe.

And they just keep the camera on her. And they just keep it on her. Right? This is what the metaverse, yeah. That's what that is. So, um, Corey tells Craig that, um, or the party's telling Craig that they really like each other a lot, but that Jess was trying to find a reason not for him not to like her and like and like and then but then they're both Craig's like yeah, but we should be text or you guys should be texting other people like that should be normal and because of course saying something about like like it's like she's acting like it's really intense but like I told her you should be texting other people too like I'm texting other people like that's what we should be doing that like I told her you should be texting other people too. Like I'm texting other people.

Like that's what we should be doing. Meaning the point is still fuck boy callers coming in nice and strong right here. Like really happy to see this progressing in this direction. The way that he's started, he's like, yeah, it's like she's trying to find a reason not to like me. I mean, of course I'm gonna be going home and texting people.

Like you were texting guys, what's the problem? It's like her greatest fear. He's like, yeah, of course. So then Luke and Carl are talking and they're talking about Lindsay and Carl's like, yeah, well, we've been dating like five months. It's amazing. And Carl's like, yeah, well, was there like an aha moment

in September? No, it was October. Well, yeah, like September when you were like, aha, you know, September. No, it was October. Well, yeah, the likes of September when you were like, aha, you know, September 25th, which is our wedding day. It's like, oh, it was actually in October, but you knew last spring, actually, she had this like Barbie doll outfit that she wore. She was like full on Barbie and not gonna lie, not gonna lie.

Not gonna lie. He waited like 10 times. It was not gonna lie. Not gonna lie. She looked like Barbie. Not gonna lie. It wasn't Jim. It was like Barbie like not gonna lie. He waited like 10 times. It was not a lie. Not a lie. She looked like Barbara. Not a lie. It wasn't Jim.

It was like Barbara, like not a lie. And I was like, oh, I like not a lie that night. That visual for like not a lie. I like jerked off to it not a lie. Carl's got such a charm about him, but I was like, no, it's creepy. So they know I ever wanted to do this fuck about it. That's all I wanted to do.

Not in my ass. So it's just, I knew that we had a knuckle, I knew we had a future when I realized I could jerk off to work. Yeah. So we come out to Justin Lindsay talking and Jess is like checking in a blanket around Lindsay's leg. I you sure you're not cold grandma? Okay. Well, how's your relationship? Has your relationship grandma Lindsay? And she's like, I'm with Carl. Like, I ain't never knew. I can love someone like Carl. It's like a wild,

like, knowing everything about him and him knowing everything about me. I'm like, he did see it. And like now we can start our car with a touch of a button, even if we're inside a restaurant. It's amazing. I feel like Lindsey is sort of just reciting soft rock lyrics, right? Isn't there the sounds like I know I'll never love like that again. That's the on warwick, right? Isn't there the songs like, I know, I'll never look like that again. That's the on-war wig, right? And I feel like that's just what she's doing.

Like early 80s yacht rock is she's just, that's what she's saying. It takes me away and that's what I wanna do with girl. You know, like if you really listen to the things that she's saying. Yeah, it's all just very pat stuff. Like I never knew I've been in the arms of one. I don't know much but I know I love girl. Not maybe the only thing

I need to see air the night marine and the love car. So anyway I was like trying to I So anyway, I was like trying to think of other soft rockets and couldn't they give any else like I know how We are so many it's like literally every song. I was like what? What equipment is this? I was like this is your moment then you've played wait a 10 years to build up to this joke Soft rocker sings some songs Getting out of my dreams and then to my car. Shakao. Shakao. Shakao. Shakao, I'm gonna go there. So she's going on, you know, with her pat, you know, crap.

And it sounds funny to probably everybody. And there's just a random, uh, and the custom page going like, hmm. And so then we go to Kyle, still talking to Carl, and he's like, he's saying that, you know, these two being so close, it's like, I had fun for me, because like Carl and I were on this work trip around Halloween, which was a one month and five days since my wedding. And she was

boozing like mad. And he was like, you know when she gets drinking she's rational and I have to cut it off and my concern is what happens when she starts drinking again Dun dun dun I imagine he'll feel like a man to feel every day of her life and you're married. So why don't you shut it sir? So now they're like they head back home and Luke is just gonna He's like, you know what we already got to do one look activity Let's see if we can just like roll just keep this momentum going. So hey guys I think I might tap a tree

It's like what you're gonna have sex with a tree. No like tap it for Tap a tree. It's like what you're gonna have sex with a tree. No, like tap it for For syrup, you know syrup is kind of my thing, you know, hey who wants to come to tap a maple tree guys? Anyone? I like no thanks Page cuz I think I tapped out. Whoa good one page. Maddie from trying So then we see him drilling a hole in the tree and the music's like It's like a telephone pole Okay, any moment this will make syrup. It's like the Toyota rap force outside. It's called Lexus with a bow It's like oil does black's black oil coming out. Whoa, this is serious.

So, so then the car, he's doing that and the other car coming back from the bar just drives by him just like, ha, there's like laughing and screaming. They're being terrible. So then Carl tells Lindsay's like, hey, so guess what, I don't know, Drain. Really? What did you do about me Did you dream about me? He's like, y'all, I did. What were we doing?

We were in Pittsburgh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Come on, you got to at least use a little creative license there. Come on now. Like, we were in Maui. He's like, no.

Yeah, we were. We're in Pittsburgh. We're downtown. We're right by a check out. You're in Blosio. Oh, so funny. What was I doing Carl? We were in Pittsburgh I've been dreaming of you tonight. This tomorrow. Oh, yeah, Selena. I love it. I love it. Stop. I'm singing singing talking

So then Cory is like, you good? House fishing. And just is like, oh my god, the fish were so jealous of me. So then Jason's cooking of course, and Kyle's like, I've never savored a bottle on my own. So he savored a bottle and they're all taking pictures of it. Like, wow, it's the most amazing shit. We've ever done.

Yeah, wow. And then Sierra goes into the basement, because she's drunk, and Luke has this moment, and we're just like, oh, hi, Sierra, how are you doing? I was like, what is this community theater production, all of a sudden? And often it's like, what are you doing here? I'm not a god, you guys are drunk.

Okay, you guys are drunk. A thousand percent, you guys got drunk at the bar. Like what part of going to a bar implies that they wouldn't be getting drunk Austin on this show? Right. So yeah, it's Austin Sierra Luke all hanging out in the room. And she asked about ice fishing.

He's like, it was terrible. It was like terrible. And Luke's like, come on man, you know what? It would have been better if we kind of Northern. If we kind of, if we kind of Northern, that would have been cool. And Sierra's like, you don't even eat northerners. Do you, I mean, come on, you eat Wallace.

It's like, wow, she really was friends with Luke. Yeah, she really, she really understands this specific fish preferences. So, um, so, Sierra's like, like, she's like, you know what, she's like, you just have to like have a lot of patience otherwise, fuck off. I think that's what she's at. And she's like, yeah, you gotta have patience with it.

And he's like, yeah, like a relationship. You gotta have patience, am I right? Oh wait, wait, I think I got some lyrics, patience, whoa, patience, I think I got some lyrics. Patience. Whoa. Patience like Luke are just doing guns and roses and a bad job of it. I didn't have patience till I found maple patients. Well, since I found patience.

I've been, I've been making maple syrup. I'm so tapped out. Well, well, like a maple tree in winter since I found patience. Um, so Sarah's like, uh, what did I do to be on fake, hey, with both my exes sleepy and dopey over there? And Luke's like Carol and Lindsay are totally in love. Is that not obvious? Wow. Wow. So great. Hey, do you have something to say, Sierra?

Because you look a little like, whoa, that's what I'd say that look. And she's like, well, I mean, if he's happy, that's great. Because like, I love Carl. You don't love Lindsay. She's like, I don't have a relationship with Lindsay. So, whatever. Yeah, and Austin's like, oh, I gotta talk to Lindsay before the bar,

and I gotta talk to her. As if he says no opportunities in his house, but they're just doing nothing but peeing on decks and knocking over beer cans. Oh, there's no time to talk. And then if he isn't the one who spread this to everybody and is now acting like something has happened to him, you know. Yeah.

And so it looks like, well, you know, I could definitely see Carlin then, he's getting married probably in a toy order definitely on top of a hill, possibly during a sales event. Maybe the big tent event. I don't know. So then So Lindsay's They're moving forward, you know, so then So Lindsay and Carla in their room and Lindsay has like two of those kind of like you know those waters that come in like a carton

And so she's like, um, which one is which one is mine? Which is mine? So he takes she's holding them and it jicks each one Like this is a game show. He's like he shakes each one She's holding them and it jicks each one like this is a game show. He's like he shakes each one So when we cut back and see it's like I mean, I think it's like crazy personally And Austin's like seriously She's like literally the whole house is talking about it. So you've got to say something Austin and Luke's like What are you guys talking about and Austin goes tell him that go on girl Go on girl She's she's like

You already said it like you say like she's like awesome. It's your gossip That's hell why are you making this the air say it? You know, and so she goes well, you already said it and he goes Said what what if I said what if I said it's And he goes, said, what? What have I said? What have I said? She goes, OK, I'm not going to air out your shit. Because yes, you are. You are. You know what? This sucks.

Because it wasn't anything. OK. All right, Luke, here's the story. OK. The night of the wedding, she did sleep in my room. And I didn't know she and Carl were a thing. And I just sucks. Because I told some people this in confidence on camera

in front of America. and then know they're very gossipy, and now they're spreading all this. And I was very disappointed because I was not anticipating this would happen. What? So ever like you didn't intend for this to happen. And also you're not telling Luke the whole truth of what you originally spread because you know Lucas is going to go to Lindsay. And then Lindsay is not going to be mad because she doesn't know the whole thing about the

grabbing of your dick thing and then you're gonna try and get off easy and act like you talked to Lindsay about all of this. Like he's such a douchebag. So looks like, but wait, you went to sleep, right? Oh, okay, you just went to sleep. Well, you can't get arrested for things you were sleeping through. So, you know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. He's like, well, I mean, we didn't kiss or anything. And he goes, then it's irrelevant then. It doesn't matter. He's like, well, I mean, we didn't kiss or anything. It's irrelevant that it's irrelevant. So listen, Lindsey told me herself. She said that they're solid, solid as a rock. And that's what this love is. Okay. That's what they've

got going on. And things are so hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. So, you know, what else am I supposed to see? Listen, you know, what they've got a feeling and their dance not the ceiling. And that's that's the all about it. Okay. So I then you know the other day, the other day I came around the corner and you know what she said to me. Hello.

Is it me you're looking for? And I was like, it is. Did you feel it in her eyes? Did you feel it in her touch? Okay. Then she didn't call to say how much she loves you. Okay, so that's it. You're off the hook.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. So Austin tells us, Lindsey did touch my dick, but I didn't do anything wrong. I'm just trying to get into a good place with Lindsey. So I'm like, I don't want to get into that whole thing. Yeah, but you already told everybody who hates Lindsay that she was trying to give you a hand job.

You're, you piece of shit, Austin. So then we got a quarry and just and. I just, I want to interject and say that he also then says, yeah, we just ordered pizza and fell asleep. And I want to say we already have some real issues with the truth telling here because pizza versus McDonald's becomes a real issue. Okay. Does like, did they order pizza? Did they order McDonald's? Because I would like to know. Yeah. And he's the one getting it wrong.

Because everyone else agrees that it was McDonald's. Yeah. And it was not a McPizza. Sir, McPizza's been canceled for a while. Yes. So we got a quarry and disaster scene. We've been talking about all episodes. They're walking down the hallway together and quarry goes, you shower twice a day. She says, sometimes three times a day, when you come all over me. That only happens once. I'm just getting you're pretty hot right now. So then, Craig is in bed,

and Craig is making his, they're lying down and he's like, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, and then moving his hands and like, shoo, shoo, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, and then moving his hands and like, Psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, coming down to her face with his hands. And she goes, you're not a wizard, Craig. Her eyes are closed.

She's not even looking. She just hears it and feels like the air on her face. Craig, still not a wizard. Not happening. So Lindsay pulls, I'm Luke pulls Lindsay to talk. He's like, hey, so I don't want to talk around Carl. Okay. So I just want to, he, he did admit to me he was an anti-mapleist. So I just want to keep this between you and me. Okay. So listen, I don't think it's fair that this is being

brought up and being talked behind your back. Okay. So I want to tell you something. So you can get ahead of this. Okay. Okay. Well, now this whole thing is coming out that you stayed in the room at Amanda and Kyle's wedding with Austin. Yeah. And well, I have a feeling. I got a feeling that's not going to be a good night. Yeah, yes, but also that they're, they're talking about it. Nothing tough. No, yeah, yes. So then we see Austin and Craig talking. Craig's like, what do you, what do you said about? He's like, just hold wedding talks.

I do. That you brought onto the show purpose. Yeah. So then he's talking to Sierra and Craig and he's like, I don't want this to be thin. You know what I mean? I just don't want to be thin. So the guy who is making it a thing every two seconds, okay? So, um, so then, um, so Sierra was like, yeah, yeah, if she announced her relationship

at the wedding and then slept in your bed and then tried to fuck you and he's like, no, I didn't say that she tried to fuck me and then we had a flashback of her saying, did she try to fuck you? And he goes, yeah. And Kyle's like, you know, the only reason I have any interest in this is because of what Carl is going into. Like, here is my best friend who has cheated on everybody and so have you. So neither one of you really is in a place to get on anybody right now.

I love that Kyle, I love that everyone's acting like the guys on the show or just like poor Carl. What would happen to Carl if someone treated him with anything other than pure respect? I know. It's true. And so Kyle says, well, you know, after a wedding, we got like a lot of text messages like, oh, congratulations or this grade are like when you give up the mallet thing, you know, but this one was really specific. It said it was late at night and they ordered McDonald's and involved a little grab of a dick and you just can't make that shit up. Like it's actually so easy to make that up.

Extremely easy to make it up. Yeah. Why can't you make that up? Also, I just don't see why this would even be a big deal between these two people. It was you guys were in the season where Lindsay was hooking up with all, she was like having her summer of Lindsay or whatever the hell she called it.

Who cares? I just don't understand why this is even a thing. So then it custom-lensy going, yeah, we ordered making bottles and we didn't even touch each other. So she says this was a non-issue for her, but these girls already slut-shamed her all last summer. And then we get a clip of her hooking up with Lujano and Paige going, what type of brothel are we running? And she's like, and they want to keep doing that to me, even though nothing happened, I don't even know what to say. Yeah. Yeah. And then Craig, me while in the middle of all this crack,

James, because I just tried your chicken and hot dogs over there, and it was amazing. It tasted way better than it looked. I did try to help it look better, but unfortunately my hot dog, I lost spelled and worked, but I did wave my hands at it a lot. So rude. It tasted way better than it looked gross. So then Austin is, you

know, still talking to Kyle, he's like, God, damn it. Because like, well, what did you think would happen, bro? And he's like, look, I've, who thinks that I'm focused on and like, I need to sort out my friendship with Lindsay. And like, those last thing, they're a one of the stuff out. Well, let's say, oh, I've lost thing literally, it was the first thing that he brought the worst stuff out. What on earth is it? Oh, the last thing. Literally, it was the first thing that he brought up when Lindsay was coming to the house.

Oh, Lindsay's coming, let me tell him this. Oh, so then. I'm like, my jacket. So now they're like, people get interested to go out and like, Rachel and Jason are hugging. And she's like, you smell like food. And then, Kory and Jess are hugging and Kory, then like, they're having a nice long hug.

And Kory just starts laughing. He's like, shei, then they're having a nice long hug. And Cori just starts laughing. He's like, she goes, because he doesn't want to hug. He pulls back. He's like, this is such a long hug. It's crazy. And she goes, do it. If it's something that I like doing, you should be able to do it.

And he goes, don't yell at me. So he's already in the process of like, kind of negging her about her things and like pulling away. Pure fuck boy at action. Pure fuck boy at action. Pure fuck boy. Sing, but if you want to, if I want to, you should do it. And he's like, okay, and she's hung.

Like, we just met makeup, huh? So Lindsay and Carl are talking and he's like, oh, you guys was a, was a win. So you know, just people trying to start shit in our relationship. He's like, already? Wow, we're the time. Well, let me guess, they said that our Luxus

is actually a Jawaar, which is from a different sales event. No, even worse. Well, maybe not that worse, but like Luke was like Sierra and Austin were like talking about how you like pass out in his room, how I pass it in like Austin's room, and then like afterwards, and Amanda's at Calla and Amanda's wedding And I'm like, oh what's up? I ain't like already knew about that and like I had all my clothes on and like we ordered McDonald's and like pass out

Serious trying to start shit with me and if it was an issue I would have told Carl and Carl's like, well, we don't have to worry about people like that Okay, and he tells us Lindsay is honest about everything. We danced all night. She told me they slept in the same bed and ordered McDonald's. She's not going to hide anything. And I love that she came to me and told her to rock well. She's like, it would be one thing if I even kissed a guy. And Carl's like, you know what? I wonder if you're just gonna run her. You all right?

You all right? Who does this do that? Okay, there was like cars that have bows on the mountain slide. And we're focusing on this. Let's do that. So then it's dinner time, but only Jason and Rachel are sitting there together. And she's like, it's really good.

He's like, not bad. It was really quick this time. Really, you're chicken and hot dogs dish. Was that a quick one for you? You're chicken and hot dogs hot. And it tastes like a lean cuisine. It tastes like lean cuisine. It's like, okay, well, I'm going to shoot myself. Glad we have this talk. So then Carl and Lindsey come in with us, whatever the sausage is, and they're just like sitting there across from Jason, and Jason's like,

I wouldn't say that Rachel is the polar opposite of Lindsey, but last year, Lindsey and I just like really jumped into it. And now with Rachel, I'm going really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, slowly, deeply, deeply, slowly, slower than the earth's crust coming together to make a mountain. And it's growth. I think it's going well. I think it's going really well. So they're getting ready to go out. And, and man, it's like kind of only feeling like it's another tension awkward nine and

Page yeah, I like that. I really feel it that much today and Amanda just throws her arms out like I like when Amanda said that it's an awkward night because she's like not sure exactly how how hardcore she should be because she goes It's like another awkward tension night up in this hot how In this bitch I really landed that one Amanda So Luke is like you know we're going out tonight and I'm going full for mine I'm going full me tonight who's not really for mine but for my outdoors and I love outdoors so get ready for some fennel and some jeans everybody.

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at an enanon sequitur. It's like, you really love kissing. You don't love kissing? Actually, go eat some lasagna. What? So now a super romantic scene with Rachel and Jason. She's like, you were so sweet with me last night, like the way that I walked away and you're okay with it.

But it's just like hard coming into the house with people who have these beautiful relationships. Even seeing half-assed Corey and Jess have hit it off, I mean, I like getting my head, you know? He's like, yeah, I know. Like, I didn't know if Hot Dogs and Chicken were going to really work in the same dish, but I went with that. I'm like, oh my God, you're so brave.

And then she tells us, being surrounded by all this love and happiness, like it just makes me feel a certain sort of way. Like, it makes me think I should do it too. Yeah, it makes me think I should throw myself into a toxic relationship, you know, and have it just self-destruct on TV. I just don't know if I can do it. She's trying so hard to talk herself into this. It's hilarious. So the Carl and Lindsay are playing Corn Hall with people and Austin's watching like, oh my god, they're playing Corn Hall. Lindsay is probably going to try and put her finger in the corner just wait

So then awesome goes up to Lindsay and it's like hey, so when you're done can we can we like Follow have a chat and then she's like when you're right now and then she walks away and like Jason's like But we were doing so well I was mad for everyone playing cornhole because like of course Austin's the person who walks up to someone while they're in the middle of a game and pulls them away and then it's like, dude, not during Cornhole. I don't even like Cornhole. I hate Cornhole.

Who hates Cornhole? Me. Crazy. It's not meant to be annoying. I feel like it's a lot of... I've never been there right. No, I feel like it's a lot of like walking to pick up bags. Oh, wow. Micah, Jerome, opposite cornhole. So the people you're throwing the bags to

the people who are then going to use the bags and then the the bags they throw at you, you pick up on your side. You see that's what I'm saying. You're picking up bags that are like because people don't hit the board all the time. And it's always like, okay, now I hold on. Let me go gather three bags. Okay, you guys ready? All right, let me throw these bags. Okay, cool. Oh, time to pick up three more bags. Okay, cool. And you have to smile and pretend like you're having the best time. But it's actually like annoying. Yeah, I like Cornhole. And now it's my disease shuffle board. That's the easiest. It's no ski balls. Well, that's true. So Sierra and Craig are staring at Austin and loving this whole thing.

You know? And so Craig's like, Austin has shot himself in the foot of God. Mike, he told us the whole story. So he's got to tell Lindsay what he told us. And Sierra's like, yeah, talk to Lindsay. Yeah, do it. So he goes and gets her. And then they're commenting on the side.

He's like, oh my God, she's not going to talk to him. Is she going to talk to him? She is going to talk to him. Nice. I made that happen. I casted a spell. Still not a wizard. Not a wizard. So Austin sitting there, his leg is shaking. He's really taking on all of Shep's mannerisms. And he's like, so basically not having spoken for so long, just like the means, talked to you since you got in the house. I was like trying to apologize.

And like, you know, you and I went from talking all the time and touching my dick all the time to a ceasing communication. And I'm like, I was like, was that, was that, was like, I was like, I don't know, like, I guess that was, it was a direct result of what I said. Maybe I'm like, yeah, you shamed her on national TV on Watch Happens live. And you're acting shocked about this. After you treated her like shit all season, and she still was friends with you.

Yeah. And she took up for you. She stood up for Austin in a way that no one really ever should. Even though she was being an asshole that season after say, but I don't like have a completely cleaner memory up with all of this stuff. But he's like, yeah, I know that you have Carl now and I'm so happy with that list. Like I'm so happy because like, remember like when you first told me about it, September, it's like, um, October, nice try. Like she sees exactly what this dude's just trying to do, right?

Yeah. And so he's like, well, I know the words, like the way that I said, things were harsh. It's like, no, it's not the way you said things. It's the things that you said. That's that you said them. And she's like, I just felt like really embarrassed, which is like really hard because I do a lot of really embarrassing things like literally every single year on TV.

And he's like, well, it was the last thing I was trying to do. I mean, our friendship was and is still important to me, which is why I'm not gonna tell you about how I'm spreading all sorts of rumors about how you touch my dick and trying to break up your relationship with Carl. It means that much to me. And of course Amanda is watching this. And she's like, Carl needs to know exactly

it was being said. A little yin to over there. So I was like, you know, there's been like, oh God, there's been so much love between us in so many different ways. It's like insane right now. And I just, I felt like I can't just call Lindsay, give her the run of the mill apology. This one needs to be in person. I was like, oh, don't give that bullshit.

I hate when people say that. Oh, picking up a phone call to call someone to apologize, rather than letting something fester for months, is way better. I'm sorry, I don't wanna hear this. Oh, I wanna wait till one person's stupid, the stupid. Yeah, so she's like, I am a pre-shame, and what we find, people are like,

are you gotta be friends with them again? I'm like, yeah, I was with French Humps, I'm sorry. But she's still got that look on her face. Like she's waiting for him to say the thing that she started and he's not doing. Yeah, he's just like, okay, I really appreciate it, okay? And she's like, um, I appreciate the apology and it being a genuine apology.

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's like, yeah, I couldn't bring up the dick thing. I couldn't, I couldn't do it. It's just like so awkward and I still don't want to go there. Ooh, we probably should. So then, uh. So then we go to Jess and she's putting her, aren't, she's got like got her arm around quarry.

And she's like, oh my God, you don't really like it when I touch you so much. And he's like, yeah, I'm not really big into PDA. She's just, but when I like it, then like when you're with me like that's what you do because that's how it works. So like if you don't like to be touched about I like to touch you then that's how it's going to go down. Like really? Well, not plot is sure changed. Yeah, this is not going well for you, Jess. Not going well. So not a great

episode for Jess. No. So now Austin. So, not a great episode for Jess. No. So now Austin is like sitting with Amanda and Sierra and he says that he like, you know, he tells them about his apology and he said, I can only do one apology at a time, only one at a time. And which doesn't make sense. I feel like two apologies is actually that that's the best time to do it because then you have to do all over again some other time. And so clearly, so did you talk about the wedding night? No. He's like, oh, so no one's gonna tell Carl what everyone's

talking about. And it's basically his way of saying like, okay, who wants to have a scene with Carl? Anyone want to do it? Want to do this? Right. But Austin's not gonna let this storyline go. He's got no love interests this year.

And he's gone from having multiple love interests to keep his story going. So now he's gonna try and keep this. She got it. Hate this guy. Hate this fucking guy. So Sierra's like, um, well, I mean, did you tell Carl that like if you would let her, she would have fucked you. And he's like, where does it matter to you? And where does it matter to you? Yeah. And, um, and so I don't want to be in the middle. Okay. I don't want to be. I don't want to be in the middle. He goes, I don't want to metal. I don't want to. the middle. Okay, I don't want to be, oh, not the middle. He goes, I don't want a medal.

I don't want to, all of a sudden, Austin does not want a medal. I love that. By the way, he doesn't want a medal and he's definitely not going to win any medals, by the way, for his behavior. So Carl's like, who are you protecting, who are you protecting, her or yourself?

You're protecting her. Yeah, that's Austin. Just get a little protective Austin though, okay, for somebody. Protecting Lindsay from the, that's that's Austin. Just good a little protective Austin though. Okay. For somebody protesting protecting Lindsay from the rumor that he started here. I'll let her know Petrificus totalless second expect a patron on bro So Kyle's like well if you if you guys both have nothing to hide any both should become the telling car all boom done I mean I was like I'm gonna knock this whole damn table over I'm getting angry in this in this bitch here's Johnny so Paige was like what's going on? Why is everyone so, it odds, weird.

And Amanda's like, well, Austin apologize for other things, but not the thing. Paige, just so she can make sure that everybody knows exactly what's going on, guess. So he doesn't know that Lindsey grabbed Austin's dick after the wedding after she and Carl had said their relationship was official on September 25th. The day Craig at you know what the day asked Craig asked me to be exclusive if that same night

He was grabbing some girls vagina and was trying to fuck her. I found this out now as his girlfriend I would break up with him and seen there guys none of you guys are doing the button for crying out loud there guys none of you guys are doing the button for crying out loud. So I thought this was going to be an eight episode season. This was season, well episode seven, but it does look like it's coming to a close because next week's series like how long have we been here 14 days? Yeah and on top of that and the scenes from next week they're skiing and there's like dry patches of land like everything is thought out the winter is over Okay, we've heard of winter like winter is coming winter has come and gone there's still in this house, so yeah So I guess we're just gonna have to see what happens and read money, but that was winter house for the week

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