Watch What Crappens - Winter House: Skate Around Date

Episode Date: November 18, 2022

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I know, they're so intimidated by you, Ronnie. That's hard. That's hard. It's like high school. It's like high school in my mom's living room all over again. It's like really difficult. Yeah.

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Thank you, Mack and Chase. so that's next week we will be here for the first three days and then we're off we're off taking a break so join us because we are giving you what you need next week we're going to be doing our regular Potomac recap we're gonna be doing Bologdick in Vincere, but we're also going to be doing a family karma recap of basically a catch up episode. We're going to recap the next episode of Family Karma and also go over the wedding episodes and everything that happened there. So that will be next week. So join us for that. That'll be I guess Tuesday. I think that's Tuesday because we don't have below deck met. I mean, there's a reunion, but we all know below deck reunions are kind of the pits. So yeah, especially with Kyle. Thank you. Yeah. So that's that. So join us for that. Thank you for being here. Anything you

want to start with, man? Anything you need to get off your chest. I got nothing to get off my chest. My chest is my chest. The only thing that's on my chest are man boobs right now. So I guess I do want to get those off. I would love to get those off. But you know what? I don't even, I just keep hearing ozempic ozempic ozempic and I'm like, how does that work? And people are like, that is so expensive and I'm cheap.

So I think I'm going to keep my free boobs. And, you know, anybody who has free ozampic, give me a call. I don't know if they shoot you in the stomach with it. I don't know what it is, but I hear everybody's getting thin on it. So I don't even know what that is. I was like, do my M&M says it in additive? I was like, I was like, should I do cool sculpting?

But then I don't want to bar butter like Linda vanjelista right in my chest. So, oh God, I've got that. That's a butter. Like, what do I care? Bring it on. We should all be so ugly. It's Linda of Angelista. I mean, please.

I would hate to look like Linda of Angelista, Ronnie. I would do it, but I just don't want to be like Linda of Angelista. Well, guys, here we are with Winterhouse. I look to her tits again. God, this is insane right now. That's how we start the show. Yeah, this episode is the episode also where Austin pretends like he's a good guy,

but he's still actually the same asshole doing asshole thing. It's just like a different tone in his voice. He is the absolute fucking worst human being, the worst. You all said I know when he showed up, you know, dress like the Pope for his, you know, not the Pope, but like a church elder for this sinner's party or whatever he did. Never trust. Never trust. Yeah, never trust Austin. So we are still in the middle of this fight where Jess is basically set Come up to the girls and said I don't you know, I kind of feel excluded You guys don't compliment me and Paige has just gone screaming out of the room because Being told that she's a mean girl is her trigger point

So she walks she runs downstairs. We're stomps downstairs into the kitchen and cries like, hey, baby, she's like, I am so mother fucking sick of this bitch. And these high prices, what Zara's just going to raise their prices? I don't think so. I don't think so. Going around to fucking everyone saying I'm a bitch, I'm like the nicest person to every single girl. And cause like, what do you think? You know, cause just wasted back there as usual usual like wasted in a 2 2 or whatever and pages like she said I don't compliment how I'm not fucking her or I don't need to compliment her I like that she gets all maristitou me and my cousin Vinnie whenever she gets mad.

She's like my biological clock is like death. So then Amanda's meanwhile trying to make some inroads with Jess. She's like, can you tell me what I've done? Do you feel like I don't like you? Here, let's play a game. Who would you save in a burning building? I'll answer that. Not Jess. Oh, okay, I can see. I see now why you're upset with me. She'd probably still bird Julia. Was that her name? Jules. Jules. That was a throwback to season four of Summer House, I think, when they played that crazy game. Jules was also feeling like an outsider and they played the game and they, who, like, who would you say from a burning building? And Amanda

was like, I'll save everyone but you will. And they wonder they're like, what we're leaving. People out. So just like, well, like sometimes I feel like that. And so you're like, but maybe do you feel like you kind of isolate yourself with the guys? And she's like, yeah, I do do that. I mean, I always do that.

It's like not easy for me to make girlfriends. And that's like why didn't date a lot? And like, I have a lot of boy, I'd like, yeah, I do do that. I mean, I always do that. It's like not easy for me to make girlfriends. And that's like why I didn't date a lot. And like, I have a lot of boy, I'd like, you know, I have a lot of boyfriends because like, I get attention, you know? And that's like something I struggle with. And it's like not something I'm proud of, you know? It's like being an M&M.

Like, people want to eat you. What are you gonna do? Like, even if I try to melt myself on the front seat, someone is gonna eat you. What are you gonna do? Like even if I try to mount myself on the front seat, someone is gonna eat me. Yeah, I mean, like, one of the struggles that I have is that since girls, I'm always afraid that girls don't like me, I just, you know, I then therefore just have lots and lots of success in my love life. And part of that's because I'm really hot, so that's there too. But like, part of it also is I'm really hot so that's there too but like part of it

also is I just have a natural charm and I don't know I feel like that turns girls off. You know like it's hard being hot but it's also hard being hot you know what I mean? And like I feel like I really don't ask you girls questions and like I haven't really gotten to know you either and Amanda's like oh so like it goes both ways a little bit do you think and she's like yeah because like I haven't really gotten to know you either. And Amanda's like, oh, so like it goes both ways a little bit, do you think? And she's like, yeah, because like I get in my own head thinking, you don't like me. And then so I don't want to put an effort

because I don't want to be rejected. Yeah. It's kind of funny, like that she's worried about getting rejected by the girls, but like she clearly is not worried about the guys. But I guess guys are simple. She's like, I'll just be really hot and then the guys will just always accept me.

Yeah. Yeah, figured that one out. So Amanda's like, Jess seems like. Literally just said that. Yeah. Yeah, she really does. She's drawn to bang these, so you know. It's hard being hot and not accepted by girls.

So Amanda's like, Jess seems to say one thing to one person and act another way to another person And I want to know what happened in her mind that I got her there. So I won't ask her what so ever. I'll just think about it Yeah, so then pay back to page She's like I always get called a bitch. I like what else is now what else is now and cows like Yeah Yeah, he's an armen that goes by looking more like a mommy So you know Literally made a honk

Yeah, he spends most of this season honking I've discovered. He's, Kyle's not really doing much. He's just in the background and be like, no, no, honk. It's like he's so drunk all the time that his vocal cords have just stopped. It's like that disease you have when you're trying to sleep and you have to get a CPAP machine. What's this thing called? What do they call that?

CPAP. It's like he's got waking sleep apnea. He's just like His Apple watch is going off like you've been awoken There's a fine line between apnea and Amanda I'm Kyle and this is a man and this is our daughter, Apnea. So, um, uh, so Jess goes over to Cori's and she's like, I'm so over this. She just yelled in my face, which is funny because like her vibe two seconds ago was like, oh, I get it because I could be actually more forthcoming. But so now she's now Jess is back talking shit about the girls.

One man herself with Victor, you know, she's so ridiculous. It's like right when the girls force her into a confrontation. She's like, no, really, it's like in my phone. It's like my phone because I'm just too hot. And I have to accept that. And the second they're gone, she's like bitches. There's so many. Oh, there's so mean to me that it even complimented me after I left room and she goes page like y'all then my face No, she didn't she said I'm being sick at call I'm sick of being called to bitch and she like walk down the stairs saying the same thing about like yelling in your face It's like shut up

You don't look at you guys are making walk of Molly Yelling in your face. I know like there was a touch of yelling from Paige, because before she's turned out, she was, it's hard to say. It's hard to say and doesn't really matter, but the point is I do agree though that Jess is like, embellishing. So then Kyle,

no anytime I say, anytime I say embellish on any of our episodes, I have to do it in Robin Voice. Embellish! That's for everyone. So Kyle announces that Carl and Lindsay are going to be coming the next day. And they're going to be coming to cook a meal for everyone, which is amusing to me because I don't think of them as like the types

that are known for doing that. There's some people who, if someone said, Jason weren't on the show, but someone said, oh, Jason's coming up to the winter house and he'll cook a meal for everyone. I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, that makes sense. But Carl and Lindsay, I feel like they don't have a track record.

Yeah, and no one's ever said like, oh my God, I hope it's Carl and Lindsey night to cook. I know. Like, I mean, I know there's they made, they do have taco night a lot on summer house, but I don't know if that's really a Carl thing, if he spearheads that or not. I think Carl's whole thing. In fact, yeah, he gets. Yeah, I heard a food. Hey, anybody ordering food working on my order. I lost. And Lindsey literally her whole thing is that she wants people to make sandwiches for her. I guess because she makes a lot of sandwiches.

Well, that's a couple. You know, you're making you're cooking for each other, but also they're doing that couple thing. And I knew that they were going to be like this because I've seen them on Instagram for the past year, but so obnoxious. Like, they become a couple and suddenly they say, babe, every other word. And like, oh my God, look at how we cook now. And we don't drink. Like all we do is cook and not find anybody.

Yeah. Like, oh God, you're just so different because you finally found your lot in life as part of a couple, you know, because God forbid anybody is ever fucking single on these shows. You know, it's like, I thought I was to be single forever and what's the point of winning? And now I can call someone babe and show them my favorite spaghetti squash resident. No, like where did that come from? The spaghetti squash recipes.

I'm just, you know, I just have to say, as we head into the holiday season, we're already, we're already a few, a few steps into it, there's gonna be a lot of pajama content coming from these two. I'm telling you this right now, there's gonna be a lot of magic pajamas, fireplaces, little floppy hats. It's gonna be a lot. It's gonna happen every single day on Instagram. Yeah, and like, make your own chocolate bomb kit thing on Instagram. You know it's coming. I like the two of them pictures of them like decorating a tree and laughing like like she's looking back at him on the ladder and then he's smiling and looking up at the tree at her you know. Yep. I see. I mean, yeah. Kind of solar idea. My big dollar Christmas socks. You know, stole the crap and Christmas card idea to be honest.

So let's see here. So Kyle's just wasted talking to Austin about them coming and he's like, did you make up? You look so good. He's like, you did. You look like a princess. So, um, yeah. You look like princess So Yeah, so

So then Austin saying he's He's nervous. He's like because Amanda's like Austin. Are you nervous about Lindsey coming and Austin's like Just just just just just How will our conversation go like wow? He really is nervous. This car won't start. He's like said, just six times in a row. He's such a fucking phone-y this guy. He's such a community theater bravo actor, you know, like trying to start shit and then acting like he's so nervous.

Like, what do you have emotionally with Lindsay? Nothing, you're just a fucking emotional terrorist. This guy. And so then he goes in his room and takes off his shirt Which really nobody needs okay, but you're in a house with Corey, okay? Just put it back a dog erection. Yeah With Corey Jason and Luke, please just put your shirt back on so he's what I'm pacing around nervous in front of the room camera And he's like I'm just like losing my shit And he's like, I'm just like losing my shit right now. I'm like, I'm losing my shit.

Fuck, I'm losing my shit. But you sure not, you'll feel better. No, you're cold, that's all. He's like, Lindsay and I, as relationship, has been fractured, fractured. So they haven't spoken much because there was a situation at Colin Amanda's wedding, he says, and now he's nervous and anxious. And I've never been nervous around Lindsay, ever, ever. Well, that's your first problem.

I think everyone should always be nervous around Lindsay. Okay. Yeah, I don't trust anybody who's not nervous around Lindsay. Okay. Those are like fire eaters. Yeah, we've just know they pick pocket people. Like they're just not afraid of anything. A fire. You've been around Lindsay. okay, I was nervous the entire time. She she she picked a she picked something out of my teeth the first time

I met her she's like oh no, and then she stuck her finger into my mouth and she's like this is a new teeth and I treasure that memory forever like that was it was, it was wonderful, but I was nervous the entire time. It was Lindsay. Mm. So then we go to Austin Sierra page in Amanda in a room and Austin's like, girls, girls. Situation with me, Lindsay, so, so bad you guys, so bad. So he's like not subtle at all.

He gathers all of the girls who he knows don't like Lindsey. Do you drop this bomb so they can spread it around for him? I mean, it's just so it's just such a rancid housewives move. Yeah, exactly. Like, why now he's gonna mention this and why bring it up at all? In fact, I actually think it's like such a dick move because Lindsey and Carl are so happy. I mean, they have a whole calendar of pajama content coming out soon. And I just feel like this is,

like he could just, he could just sit on this and it'd be okay. Like no one would be harmed. He could just let them be happy. Well, why would he do that? He's always about revenge for what happened before, you know? Yeah. This is all because he got raked over the colds last year

for the Lindsay Sierra thing And he feels like she got off scot free and he was made the villain and so now he's just gonna rip other people down Yeah, so he tells this story and he was like so I was leaving Amanda and Kyle's wedding and Lindsay was like I'm coming with you And so she was in my room and like we're're like, let's watch a movie. I was like, okay, fine. So we turned on GI Joe and I felt like, I fell asleep. And then all of a sudden, I woke up and my hand was on my dick. And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? And I freaked out.

And I got a fact, fact you guys, facts. Facts. Facts. First of all, let's act like Austin. I mean, I just feel like to me, I'm like, I don't know. This means nothing to me. Someone, like, someone passed out and as they were passing out drunk, they just reached first in deep, and someone that they have a history with that for. I don't know. It doesn't seem crazy, too crazy a history with that for I don't know it doesn't seem crazy too crazy to me like I don't think it's like worth Just trying to destroy your relationship over Yes, let's not act like Austin wouldn't be reaching for tits in fact. I'm sure he was his hands probably on her boobs

And he's probably leaving that part out. I'm gonna tell you that right now. That's my prediction And Austin has been hooking up with Lindsay for years and Sleeping together and going to bed watching movies. So I don't know. I just, Austin, I just hate Austin. I hate him. So Amanda's like, well, I was really shocked when I heard that Lindsay and Carl were telling

people in my wedding that they were going to give it another chance. And then we see at the wedding with those two acting like they're opening a car dealership, you know? I call the camera like, hey, go, we tell you something for you. Oh, Ford Focus. I'm saying, oh, my God. Welcome to your December to remember sales events. I'm getting the impression just from what I read on Instagram and stuff that basically people hate them now because they're doing this big fake relationship just for Instagram posts like so they can do influencer posts as a couple

and they're faking it. And so I think that that's what everybody's suggesting. Like they're just faking this relationship and then we're also supposed to pretend to go along and meanwhile, she's still trying to fuck Austin, blatantly, you know, and they're like, we're not gonna fake it. So that's what it seems like

is building to Summer House this year. So I guess we'll see. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'm different from any of you. You know what I mean? So you're all fucking doing that. It's like you're like a bachelor cast now just coming on here like desperately trying

to fuck somebody so you can get some spreads and people. So I, yeah, seriously, I believe, I believe their relationship, but I agree with you. I think Summer House will really, will really tell it because you know, it's one thing to see two people show up and cook some spaghetti squash and Vermont. That's another to see them exist over an entire summer in the Hamptons. So we'll, I think we'll see the truth on Summer House. Summer House, the truth. Coming this summer. So Amanda's like, yeah, well, I'm just more shocked that that same night, Landy tried to touch Austin's penis.

So Austin's like, yeah, I had to move her hand off my penis on their wedding night because I was like, get away from me. Get away from me. I'm like, sure, I'm sure that's exactly what happened, Austin. Right, because wasn't this the same season you were hooking up with her? I don't understand him. Yes, exactly.

So then he's like, yeah, last year in Vermont, she pulled the same move, facts. When she hooked up with Jason, I said, did she go to the whole crawl into bed and grab your dick move? And he was like, that's exactly what she did and Same thing happened facts for proof and same thing happened to Kyle and Amanda sweating off facts proof Again Austin saying the stuff as if like you know that how many times all went Austin is going for a girl

He's probably just like cop in a field, you know I'm not saying that cop in a field on people is like Oh, you should just be able to do that because as we've learned earlier this season, you know You can't always do you know like always wait for someone to say yes, and I'm not making light of that but But I'm just saying that Austin is saying it in a way as if he's like an angel and we all know he cops feels wherever you can We all know this. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm just funny Well, he's just making normal things sound bad.

I'm not saying grabbing his dick and bad when he was sleeping is normal, but this hooking up with Jason, yeah, when she hooked up with Jason, she grabbed his dick. That's what you do when you hook up with people. Why are you making it sound like you just, you know, turn state evidence? Yeah, and also Austin, who is like always seemingly playing

the field, Austin Austin who is like always seemingly playing the field. Austin who is asking who was trying to sleep with Sierra on summer house And then the next day like trying to make moves with Lindsay Okay, this guy all of a sudden the concept of not exclusive yet It has alluded him when it comes to Lindsay. Okay, I don't like the Lindsay and Carl were not We're not It's a Lindsay. Okay, I don't like the Lindsay and Carl were not exclusive by any means at that point. So I don't see what the, I really don't see what the issue is. Well, on the other hand, now I totally believe that they went, on the other hand, I do believe that they went to bed watching swoop games to grab to stick.

I 100% believe it. Well, I don't believe is this outrage that often is just so horrified that that would even happen. Yeah. No, I agree. That's the thing. I don't, this sudden, prudishness that he has, and again, I don't want to make a sound like, oh, you're approved if you are, don't like it if someone touches your private parts and you didn't lull out.

I don't mean like that. I'm just saying in the context of Austin, who seems to not be so prudish whenever it serves him, this just feels like very great. For me, even prudish, it's just that they've been sleeping together at this point. Like this was during that season, like we saw it. It was on time. No, but I'm saying like now he's acting all of a sudden like her hand was done my dick this year move like some evil She's some evil seductress. Yeah Fucking Austin so he's like well, I got up the next day and she got up and she walked out She was like, please never tell anyone about this and I didn't so it was a little crazy

The better watch you at Joe again also, I don't have my dick. That's facts. Facts. Facts. I don't think that Austin realized that what Lindsay was ashamed about was not putting her hand on his dick, but was the fact that she spent an evening with Austin. I think that's where her shame exists. Well, unfortunately, I watched that entire CSAM didn't feel any shame.

And so shame on you both. So Carl, Austin's like, Carl has never been anything other than kinds of me. So I just, I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him. I'm like, I don't want to hurt him. Facts.

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on the Amazon music or wonder-y-a. So now there's more silliness Kyle and Jason. Everyone can see right through Austin, but they don't care because they also hate Lindsay. So they're like, yeah, do it. Yeah, you know, like this will be a great way to send her off to her retirement home. So Kyle and Jason that are taking photos together and then page and Craig are settling down to go to bed and Cory is fencing with Jess's top. It's just like end of night crap Before everything settles down. Carl gets into bed. He's trying to give her Amanda ice cream. He's like, yeah, that was a nice cream Oh, and she's like Kyle, you know the ice cream makes me sick. How many times do I have to tell you,

I can't have ice cream. He just wants to depart, like that says, King, he just wants to depart a lot. Do it, Ed. It's just people around people with food allergies. My family with my sister who's gluten-free, her whole family is like, yeah, but do you want a croissant? No, I can't have a fucking croissant, I'm gluten-free.

You want a tortilla? No, I can't have a tortilla. Or my dad would think because I don't eat meat, but you can have chicken. No, I can't have chicken. I mean, I can't have it. It won't make me ill or anything. I just don't eat that. Yeah, but you can have steak, right?

No. Every time that's gile. What is my excuse? No, no. So they always question the limits. Yes, Hurricane Page are in bed. And he's just walking around. Who cares?

Okay, So the morning Craig wakes up with patients like how's it going? And she's like, I'm following and Craig's footsteps and I'm offending everyone. So how do you feel about that? He's like, yeah, well, I need you to remember that like, I'm an extension of you when you do these things. Now I was like very aggressive, but here's like where I'm coming from. Okay, Jessica, like I was her double trouble and like we went on a double date and like I told her she could shower in our room anytime. And then the other day, I was like, Hey, there's one last diet coke in the fridge. That's for you.

I mean, like how much nicer do I have to be? And then Luke and Justin are down on the kitchen and And he's like, so, Jess, how you doing without this craziness? She's like, okay, I mean, it's like really nice to have Cory here because Cory can like call me down and make me feel better, you know? I was just having a moment yesterday. So thank God I feel better now.

He's like, okay, so I still have no shot with you, right? Okay, great. So, Paige is like, I, so I still have no shot with you, right? Okay, great. So, Paige is like, I mean, obviously anyone that's feeling uncomfortable in our group, I don't want them to feel that way. I don't want them to be uncomfortable in our group. I want them to be, I just want them to feel embarrassed if they wear something shitty, that's all. So then Jess is saying, so Luke, so it's cutting back and forth.

And she's like, yeah, I just feel like I don't fit in in high school. What do you keep saying that when you didn't go to school? So weird as thing. It's like, I'm sorry that your mom didn't say, you know, do you want part of this fruit roll up during your lunch at high school? But stop saying that. Yeah, she's really obsessed with the school experience, but I guess since she didn't have it,

she probably has this gaping, like what if a sliding door is part of her, that's like, well, that went to school. I don't know. Yeah, but it's just weird to keep saying that when you didn't go to school. It's like me, it's like if I was like, Ben, it's really hard for me to be in the cold

because when I was in Iraq, it was like it's really hard for me to be in the cold because when I was in Iraq You know, it was like really hard. So we have to sleep outside and that doesn't really does get cold at night Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah, I see it like she just keeps on using metaphors from experiences that she's not You never had yeah I Just feel like that dolphin who can't keep up with the other big amount of dolphin. I just feel like, God, this is what it's like to be slapped by Will Smith on stage. You were not at the Oscars, that were Chris Rock.

It's not that time, but Will slapped me, you know, because I made a joke about his wife. I just feel like someone who who won an Oscar for for best editing of a Martin Scorsese movie. You're not the macho maker. Wow. Wow, you really went there. I went there. So page is like, you know, and like carrying someone is going around the house multiple times, talking to me like she could have just said it to me. But I'm going to like talk to her before the activity that I planned page day okay listen to this I got a figure skater to teach us how to compete in figure skating and we're all gonna make eights and whoever fits inside the

eights is part of our group but whoever doesn't fit inside of our eights is not far wait a minute I think that that's gonna leave some people out. That can, I hope they die. Oh my God. See, I'm doing it again. It just can't help it. You know, I actually took figures skating in college and like, I didn't wear a spandex until our final performance

because I had purple pants on and like no shirt and like butterfly wings and I don't remember much, but I remember my, I remember my swizzles. So that's like, Craig, you were drunk and you put on ice skates and you like, you crashed Lil' Hammer in 1994. That's what happened. So Jason is on the, he calls his brother Jared.

And he's like, hey, Jared, how you doing? And his brother's like, oh, you know, every day is a holiday and every day is a feast. Every meal is a feast. Every day is a holiday and every meal is a feast. And every kiss begins with, okay, am I right? So Jason goes, he's like, so what did you, what did you do?

He's like, oh, yeah, made some ribs and everything. Anyway, Lindsay's coming to visit. He's like, oh, is that the lady who is at shady pines and then burned out? No, no, that's Sophia Petrilla from the Golden Girls. No, this is Lindsay. Lindsay. So tell her congratulations on turning 84.

That's Jane Fonda. Tell her, tell her, I love her husband's salad dressings. That's Joan Plarray. I think she's dead. Is it Joan Plarray? I love the names that are coming out of you today. I was like, think quick. Think of an old lady, but not Ruth Busy, because we talked about Ruth Buzzy last week. So Jason says, you know,

a lot's gone down between Lindsey and I, and he didn't work towards the end, and then towards the end of it not working, she ended up pregnant. And he talks about how they had a miscarriage, and it distanced him, and it distanced them as a couple. And he was like, you know, and then we just stopped talking,

except for me checking in, you know, is anyone would? It's like not really anyone on this show. I mean, you win, you're too good for this show. Yeah, Jason is, Jason really, he really shouldn't be on, I'm in reality TV at all. He's just way too good for it. Yeah, and Jared knows it too, you know, he's just like, oh my God, I'm sending a helicopter. Yeah, Jared's just like sending a helicopter over dropping down

a rope to get Jason the hell out of there. Yeah. So basically Jason said, like, there's say it's like this, they need to have a conversation because it'll be a chance for closure. And Jared's like, well, if she has any mod of come over, respect for you, she will listen. I said, Oh, Jared, oh, Jared, a lot of assumptions in that statement. Okay, a lot of assumptions. So then Rachel is talking to, she's offering to make Syriti in bed. And she's like, oh my God.

And then Craig is curious, the fucking show, taking notes on this. Oh, I can't, like I have 12 pages of this shit. And then someone passes the doorway and smells an onion. And says, it's someone happy, or is with someone cutting onions in here. So then Craig is being baby, doing baby talk with Paige and Betty.

I was like, we probably should start staying in bed. So 12 again, this whole weekend's up stuff is silly. And then Paige now is like, eh, stupid. I'm gonna go talk to Jess. So there she goes. I hate waking up. It's like that song.

Don't wake me up. That's like, that's just, we could be called the page Sorcerer Anthem. So page goes in Jess's room, which goes first of all, I just want to apologize to you for my tone as a popular person. I came hard and you didn't deserve that as an unpopular person. So I think it was like built up thing in like myself too, because like I'm usually not a reactive

person and I try not to be reactive because like I date the most reactive person in America. So I don't ever want you to feel like you're not in the group. I just, I guess what happened is you are so terrible that I just became reactive. You know, it's like if you put a fork in the microwave, you're the fork and I'm the microwave. So anyway, good talk. Just, it's like, well, I think it was like more venting. Like, you know, I was just like venting about things

more than like, oh, I need to talk to the girls about this. You know what I mean? Because I've been scarred. And I know it's mostly my insecurities. And I didn't want to be like, girls, I'm insecure. You know what I mean? And she's like, yeah, I do. Because when I meet girls, I know that they don't like me.

So I get it. I totally get it. I'm hot too. I just don't need to say it every five minutes. You know what I mean? Yeah. Also, by the way, you should know, like you coming to us with your insecurities, that's like literally what we live for. So like, bring them on. We love your insecurities. It's like somebody apologizing for bringing ammo to a gun shop.

It's if you need it, okay, unless it's a water gun shop, which is weird. So anyway, so a car arrives and guess what? It's the LLB catalog just kidding, it's Lindsay and Carl. It's pumpkin and spice. Oh my god. They are ridiculous. So they drive it. It's like they're doing a commercial for like kitchen counters and they're like,

you're a couple, just improvise it. And they're like, hey babe, what do you think of these kitchen, babe? I love those kitchen, babe. Babe, babe. Hey babe, these look good with our stainless steel refrigerators, babe. Oh my God, babe.

I love like counters and refrigerators. Okay, call each other babe one more time. I know. You're really working too hard at this. They really are like in a seasonal commercial for something like for those like chocolate oranges, like those commercials that only show up at Christmas. It's like get a chocolate orange. With Garland and see I love a chocolate orange.

By the way, I love a chocolate orange and that's not me doing a car. I love a chocolate orange, but their actual dialogue is just priceless. It's amazing. So hallmarked channel. We're here babe. Holy cow bed. Memories babe. Bring it back babe. We're going to make new memories. Yeah, babe. I'm the niggas. Yeah, it's so it's not even hallmarked. That is great American country or whatever it's called. You know, this is that this is that Candice Cameron bird. That's a new channel. Yeah, it's called great American country or great American.

This is Candice Cameron Burr, whatever it is, this is this is like Kirk Cameron's watching this somewhere in jerking off. He's so excited. He's like, he's like, wholesome America. So, um, he's like, so they pull out the bags, Carl pulls out the bags, and then when she's like, life on the road, baby, and he's like, yeah, well, we made a babe. Oh, yeah, we made a ho. So they come in and, um, this starts saying hi to people and Austin's like, oh, no, gonna be the first one on the welcome wagon.

We've somehowed yeah, what are you so mad about sir? Could you please explain to me how you are the wronged one in any of this? Please yes, thank you. Thank you So there's a lot of a lot of hugging and then page goes where's come? You know the twins are sitting at home going, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, Well, I think in a couple of years, they should do an OG cast summer house. Summer house legacy with all the summer house like me. Jordan, I mean, jewels.

Me, you know, so Amanda is, um, Amanda comes in and she's like, oh my god, Lindsay, so Paige is taking us to fingers skating and she's like oh my god Lindsey you so Paige is taking us to fingers gaining it's like oh my god I like to hear my bangs so like this BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAB We get the Lindsay, you know, Lindsay diary room. She's like, this time I'm a lot here. I will learn totally different person and time too. It's like, then if you're not, no you weren't. Just stop. Okay. Your whole life didn't change because you dated somebody from a little bit about, can we just fucking stop? I know. So then we of course we get, um, we got like a flashback, a series of flashbacks of her walking in the house.

Oh, let's get this runny. You don't need. And then her just falling over in the kitchen and then of course the famous to Austin. I'm in love with you. In the last six months, Carl and I have basically been inseparable. It feels like I have a more solid out on my shoulders, I'd say. And so she's like, so she walks right up to Jason. She's like, oh, what is this?

Jason. He's like a hot tea. Would you care for some? She's like, um, I feel like there's gonna be so much awkwardness today. And Rachel is like, yeah, it already is like Sierra didn't even come out of her room to say hi. And then we go to Sierra and she's like in her room, which is like, well, I'm gonna say hello.

I'm just getting ready first. And then she's just like walking around avoiding everything. She puts her head out head out the door and here's Lindsay coming and like slowly closes the door so she doesn't have to say hi So then Austin is staying in bed to and Lindsay and Jess meet and hug and they are like Lindsay Jess Whoops, we put the wrong name on them Yeah, and so Jess meets Carl and she's like hi hi, I'm Justin. He's like, all nice to meet you, nice to meet you. And then Luke is downstairs and he's putting on underwear and so he's singing his new song. Now I need to put on my underwear.

Oh. And she's like, wow, oh, he's like I see Lindsay and Carl all the time There are two people in love. It's so inspiring. It's what most of us want, you know It just makes me happy to see him get it Wow, yeah, it's like you put just add eggs in them stir them around in a glass dish Put them in the oven and boom hot dish. Yeah, you know, you should see the fireworks that happen between the two of them. Of course, not anywhere near my boot.

They warned me they say there's about to be fireworks loop might want to cover that board. Yeah, I love a responsible couple. They go together like a box of fireworks and no one touching them. So Luke's showing them around. He's like, Hey, and now here's my bedroom. I used to have a better bedroom, but Sierra took it. Any who's so I'm down here and, uh, oh, look, there's a bed, the Tom state and that bed. So, uh, you want to stay there? That's pretty cool, huh? They're like, uh, yeah, like I can travel. I can travel. Hey, come on.

And Carl's like, uh, who's there? Uh, threaten. I can threaten. Hey, come on. And Carl's like, Oh, who's there, all bedroom we go down? What, why? Yes, Carl. They saved you a fucking bedroom on a two week vacation with 19,000 people in the warm house. No, they've been saved in the bedroom. You're here for two days.

Get on the goddamn floor if you can't share a double bed. Okay, sir. Yeah, I hate this because Lindsey's like, well, we can say no to all. And I'm like, oh, so you guys are doing the atomic option, right? Like give us a room. Otherwise, we're not going to stay here. That's so rude. You guys are here for one night. Okay. Stay. You don't have to have your own private room. Stay next to Luke. You don't have to have sex every single, you know, night of the week. But they're acting like they're a couple now, so they won something. Like they're the presidents of something because they're in a couple.

It's so annoying. It's like, it's how Kyle gets the main room every year. He's like, well, we're a couple. So we get the main room. Like, who cares? A couple privilege. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of it on my taxes and I'm sick of it on my TV. So, so then Jess is talking to Sierra and she's like, so do you think I look like Lindsey and Sierra's like, yeah, I can, I can see the similarities. She's like, oh, okay. So then Rachel is like, yeah, you know, Jason and Lindsey went through something and that went bad and it was really hard on the soul and the mind. But I want Jason to know that I'm someone he can lean on, you know, Jason, and Wednesday went through something and that went bad. And it was really hard on the soul and the mind. But I want Jason to know that I'm someone who can lean on, you know, because it's like important to me that you're vulnerable

and that you feel comfortable around me. Every week, she's just trying to find a way to generate interest in him. Which is like, last week it was like, actually, maybe it's a good thing that we're going slow. Yeah, oh, no, I think it's, he can lean on me. It'll be good. Well, we'll totally, I'll tell the bee into him soon enough.

What every woman dreams of being a cane for somebody. Yeah. So now they're all getting dressed there, or they have gotten dressed for going figure skating and Carl is now in like full black spandex. And so he's like, yeah, so I like to go for the full version. You know, I know, I know it's time. I know you can see my button stuff.

And Lizzie goes, no, I can see you. My dick. My dick. Yeah. I mean, I can see everything needed to put something over your time. So then Corey meets Lindsay and Austin's like, wait, wait, Rachel, Rachel, do we mustered with ham? What where has this person been? How? What a crazy concept mustard with ham. It's literally always served okay. Literally like pork and mustard. It's pretty common combination sir. She's like yeah I mean it doesn't really matter if you want to

say so then Corey meets Carl and and Carl Huxierra And she's like, yeah, I do consider Carl a friend and I really love him. I just feel bad for him because Austin dropped a huge fucking bomb. And I don't feel like Carl knows about the scenario. It's about to get mad fucking awkward in here. Why don't you tell him then? If you love him so much.

What's up with everybody on this show? Like I really love Carl as they go to screw Carl over. You know about it. Say something right now. Pull know about it say something right now pull him aside and say something. So then like a bunch of them are in the kitchen and Jess is there and Austin's there and he goes, do not see this. She walked in here twice and I thought it was Lindsay and Lindsay's like, um, there's like, okay, so they're like Lindsey in relationship now so we're to get like a younger hotter version of her and just tell says um I'm a little shocked because like she looks a lot older than me and so when people

are like oh you remind me of Lindsey I'm like like she could be my mom or my aunt I guess first of all I don't know who the fuck you think you are. Lindsey, you can say a lot about Lindsey. Lindsey's fucking gorgeous. Okay. And the pictures they were just showing you, you did not look 16 in those pictures, either. Ma-dam.

So you better back the fuck down, because I can tell you what's coming for you. Age, okay? It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. And I can't wait. I'm going to go follow you on Instagram just so I can see your ass age over the years, okay?

You're going to be my new year's calendar fun. Every new year, I'm just going to get on there to watch you get older. How dare you, ma'am? How dare you? You know what? Just do a Google image search. Fade on away at 2022. Congratulations, your future.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. So now they're in the vans. And Jess is like, I didn't think that she was that cute. Although I love her work and go as well as in designing women. Um, I think that's Annie Pots, actually. Oh, I think so. Craig Pots actually. Oh Craig Craig goes everyone kept saying you look like her and I'm like that's like nothing I say to say

No, it's really not fuck you guys. It is a great you look 60 years old So who the fuck are you talking to either about either? Yes, so then in the other car Lindsay's like so either. Yes. So then in the other car, Lindsay's like, so Goryan just goes, that was a thing. And Luke is like, yeah, oh, yeah, they hooked up. And he, Jason, are you still talking to Rachel a little bit? Just a little like maybe saying a few words per day, what's the word count up to today? It's like, hmm, about 12, about oh, good work, buddy. Maybe tomorrow can get to 15, open for it.

So then Craig is like, they drive up to where they're going ice skating and it's in a school, I guess, or they have to pass the school zone to get there. And Craig's like, Cory's not supposed to be this close to a school. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Then they all laugh. Like, Cory's love for really, really young looking women is ha la rare.

So they get into this, they go into Serena and there's a lady there that does like a skating instructor who's just like an alternate version of Amanda. It's like the Vermont Amanda and she's like, show of hands who Who has never skated before, but everyone has skated. And so just so everyone knows in the audience that that's what's happening if one knows how to skate. And they all put on their skates and then they're all split into teams of basically couples and stuff and Austin Sierra and Luke are one team.

So Austin's like, shock her. Me and Luke are with Sierra. I don't even I don't know what I was thinking. I potentially bring Olivia. Oh, I know what I was thinking. I would bring her to make Sierra go nuts. Oh, yeah, that would have been fun. Oh, well. Let's see. It's like my favorite. Three. Some is two guys like me to girl. Me too. Looks like whoa, whoa, they come down over there so then Austin who cares so then oh yeah we see a clip of Austin calling Olivia being like so you know I was gonna tell you like come to Vermont you are

so you know I was gonna tell you that so like yeah remember when I like said no I'm not coming there anyway about me I's the only way about me telling you you could come. Yeah, I just don't think the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what I'm saying? I mean, that's juice and it's insane. It's insane, juke. So then we see everyone skating. And Luke is like after like three or four years on Bravo, Luke has finally been truly unleashed on the ice.

And he's going nuts. He is literally like, he's like in the incredible, he's just speeding left and right across the ring, kind of showing off, but also kind of like, it's like when a whale is like cotton and net and it's freed and then it starts breaching around in the ocean, that's what Luke is. He's just spinning around,

it's just a blurr of Sonic the Hedgehog style. And then he gives us a background. By the way, I'm'm sorry, I almost forgot. You know, I was two years old when my mom brought me to my local hockey ring. That's where it all began. I played hockey my whole life, still coaching, still on the ice skating all the time. I'm the best skater out there. So if I don't win, this shit is rigged.

How was your, how were you not taking away from your parents? Who does that? It's like, you know, the first time I was at the swim, was in the ocean, my mom just threw me in there and said, swim, swim. That was very dangerous. Getting very sharp things on your child of just being like, do it, do it now.

Do it by the, there's only cool dish for you until you're four. Hey, that's how you do it in Minnesota, you know? You put a hot dish on one end of the ring until the baby go for it. So then Lindsay is talking to Amanda, they're having like a little side bar. And Lindsay's like,

and you and Kyle, feel like you've actually had a vacate since he's not working on this one. Which I think is funny, because that's kind of passive aggressive, because Lindsay is now traveling around with Carl doing all the lover boy stuff. Oh, really?

Yeah, so I like those like two work wives. Like, wow, I hope your husband's having a good vacation, because he's not working on this one. Super fun for me. Yeah, and Amanda's like, yeah, well, I think they're like getting married first and having dogs before you guys did has really brought out a sweet side of Kyle. Carl wants a dog, but like,

we have done nothing but travel. Well, one step at a time. Oh, have you guys been by the way? Well, it was like in the night we fully hooked up and like add tags like that's when it was like official and I think that was like October 7th. Oh, so it's been like five months. I'm definitely not fishing for information right now. I know this fucking show is crack, it's got to crack you up that this is now the plot line. So, Amanda's like, well, I love them and I'm so happy they're together. But like, we got married on September 25th, which is when they were telling everyone they were together again. So like, sometimes like

timing is everything. I just wish some other timelines were different. While she's saying this, while she's trying to like put together these two timelines, they put up like beautiful mind graphics on the screen like all these math equations, which is so shady. So, um, so then Kyle goes up to Carl. He's talking to Carl. Carl's like standing by the side of the rink in this like 19. Well, first of all, he's wearing his black spandex. He's also wearing like a black sheerling coat, like a leather coat.

That's like sheerling, I think. And so he looks very 1970s, but he's also standing like a male fashion model from 1971. He's like, I'm just going to prop myself on the side of this room, Gretel. And so Kyle's like, so dude, like you, you and Lindsay seem to be doing well. I was like, dude, so happy. It was your wedding. I was like, Lindsay and I, you could just like tell somebody else was going like my heart was beating different.

I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh So back to Lindsay, she's like, I'm, we're just like so comfortable because like it's based on our friendship. And then she tells us there's nothing like falling in love with your best friend. It's like a fairy now. It like brings me to tears just because I wish everyone felt this love in their life. And that's how I feel. Like I'm sorry. I'm like crying right now. Everyday matters.

Sorry, that contractually obligated to say that on behalf of Jay-Z Penny. Well, he knew this summary was ready, so like I'm glad I worked out for him. Is it weird being in the house with everyone and Carl? I was like, well, it's a little awkward with Jason. I mean, he made me D, but it was like green. So. So, um, and then, uh, Jess is like, where's Corey? I wanted to, Corey's close off, what she says about 10 different times this episode too, by the way. Yeah. And Rachel's like, so the thing

with you and Corey is it's just more flirty and she's like come in look we spend like every night talking to like four in the morning. Yeah, I mean basically I say I want to go close-up because girl that's funny and I go no I want to go close-up and he goes girl you're funny and I go seriously I want to go close-up and he goes girl you're funny until four in the morning we basically do that. And she's like, well, when I'm intimate with someone, I like open up emotionally. And I need to know that you're going to be there for me if I do give those up. So usually I wait three or four days before I give up the juice. She has to her lips.

I actually do feel like I know I'm so old fashioned. But you wait three or four days. Wow. I do feel like we've been robbed of seeing these two on summer house because I fully believe that if this had been summer house, that by like episode four, then he would start the process of ghosting her and she would just lose her mind like I think he is just still having sex with her because They are stuck together and there's no other options But if you had the chance to go back to the city every week in between shooting days. I guarantee

This would be classic fuckboy behavior happening I hope that's my that's my That's my very important theory for today. And my theory's a week. She's like, well, I wanna see him every morning, like I wake up and I'm like, where's Corey? Rachel, because, oh my God, I wanna puke on you. So then, hey, oh, Sierra's like, don't worry, Rachel, you're like a little slower to warm up,

but you guys can get there too. And she's like, don't worry, Rachel. You're like a little slower to warm up, but you guys can get there too. And she's like, um, yeah. And it just cuts to Jason sitting alone on the side of the ice skating ring with the sunglasses on. It's just hard because he's very emotionally mature and attractive and cooks food and treats everyone politely. I don't know.

I just can't get behind that. So she does sound like she's trying to talk herself into it. I think you're right about that. It's not going to happen. Yeah, I mean, it could. I guess we could get there. No, it's not happening. I mean, basically, everything looks good on the page,

so she's really trying to make it happen. But it's not. Speaking of page, everyone gather in the middle. OK, you're all going to learn a routine. Great. You learned it now. OK, so we're going to have a competition and whoever wins gets to, gets whatever they want for the rest of the day. And I swear this is not rigged. It is a hundred percent not rigged whatsoever.

And Carl's like, yeah, I'm going to call him my choreographer. choreographer Kyle, what did I say? What did I say? Hunk. And whoever wins gets to boss everyone around. Like if I say, I want water, you have to get me water. Or like if I say, you know, I want saran wrap wrapped around your head until you can't breathe anymore. Then you have to like wrap saran wrap around your head until you can't breathe anymore. Or if I want to say like, Jess needs to stop talking

about how she went to high school, when we all know that she was just being made fun of imposterous to lockers in her living room by her mother. Like, then that's what needs to happen. I need to reenactment. I'm winning. By the way, I'm winning this whole.

I'm winning this. I'm winning this. Another example, if I say you have to burn all your disgusting H&M clothing, then you have to do that. Okay, proceed. Correct. Like, and the losers die. So then they start practicing inquiry immediately, falls on his back and crowd goes, big tree fall art. Awesome. It's like that sounded like a sack of potatoes.

Austin's like, that sounded like a sack of potatoes. Known as hanging round-shep. So it's skating. They have a whole competition. It's silliness, skates, skates, skate. And some of them looked okay. At one point, Lindsay tries to sort of go through Carl's legs and he just falls on top of her. And he know they were like, picture perfect fall.

Bade. So basically, I don't care. I was scrolling through my phone. So Paige and Craig went, yay, you did it. Rigged. Which was totally rigged because they were by far not the best.

Yeah, rigged. So then Jason and Rachel are talking and, oh, yeah, you already said this right. I see I've Enzoned a recap of it where Jason goes through her legs or she goes through his legs or something and he She can't I didn't see kicks are in the face or something with the skates because they all had to go everyone had to go through Someone's legs, but when Carl and Lindsay did it, they definitely was like, they tumbled on each other like they were shooting a catalog for seers like, what a great deal. Well, Rachel gets kicked in the face. So Jason's like, so how's your chin doing? Do I have

like, okay? I mean, you know what, thanks for being a good partner and not like letting me fall. I really let myself fall on that one. So how are you doing? Because we had to talk about Lindsey coming and I know it felt weird. And he's like, yeah, understandably you felt weird, but I'm fine. I've just got to clear up certain things with her. She's like, great. Thanks for not letting me know. So Jason talks about this miscarriage and it's sad because he's talking about how he wasn't expecting it to have as much of an emotional impact on him as he expected and you know he said he was sad because of the miscarriage he was sad because their relationship that was already failing and that it had failed and that it went from like this. Oh, I might be

a father and co-parenting to actually just zero and he really went through it, which I felt so bad for him. I mean, that's tough. Yeah. And she's like, well, it's weird to walk into a house when there's established relationships or flings. And I'm like, okay, I am here to do. I like flowers. And he's like, well, if you have any questions or concerns, she'm like, okay, I am your dude. I like flowers. And he's like, well, if you have any questions or concerns, she's like, yeah, so many concerns. So wow, this is another fun scene with us. We're really, we're really going to make it, I think we're really going to make it.

I was actually kind of hoping your, your skate might have sliced open my chin just so that there'd be something more interesting happening between us. Unfortunately, I already have a tattoo in that spot, so wouldn't be even seen it in the first place. So well. So they all go back home and Luke, you know, does I think what Luke does every time he walks out, like some of us walk in the door and we put our keys in the bowl or some of us walk in the door and we go, hi, honey, or some of us walk in the door and we go hi honey or some of us walking the door at like immediately pee, you know. And Luke just walks in the door and goes, okay I'm going to go cut some wood. I'm just like it's all wet. Wet wood is not good. He's like acting like it's toilet number five.

The wood is all wet. He had to be given a rhyme to remember it as a child. Luke, what did I tell you? I scape on him too. No, Luke, the other thing. Wetwood, not good. All right. Over here, a little rascal. It's the it's the Minnesota version of the shining wetwood, wetwood, wetwood, the syruping.

So Carl is like, right, so worth wearing a dinner party on our theme is Foxchills and mocktails, because we're sober. I don't know if anybody knew that, but it's going to be our theme sobriety. And then he's like, yeah, so I stopped drinking right before Thanksgiving, because Carl was struggling. So I was like, fine, I'm doing this for you, babe. And then they became it became not drinking for me babe and then I joined out I found like how I looked and here we are I'm like wow I'm glad you're proud of how you looked but everybody's about to act like you're the fucking crypt keeper so I hope you're prepared to watch this episode so Carl's handing out all

these like Fox tailhats and he's like oh actually the the Slayer Fox crosses their path. It's actually like, we're all like a lock. Okay, babe, we're all like a like, what's the fox in the black, baby? Oh, Jennifer Aiden from Real Halsers New Jersey. Here's a hat for you. And so it also need to drop by. So page makes the boys clean because she's the boss now. And Craig's like, well, I'll pick up a bit like, whoa, Craig, aren't you too rich to clean Craig? Yeah and then of course as soon as he starts cleaning he's like this is the dumbest fucking trash can I've ever seen.

It's a trash can. It's not like it's opening is on its side. So while the guys are cleaning Carl's like, oh, this house, this house? It's a cesspool, I'd say. You don't look right by the way. All right, am I matured in growth? I'd like more of a tight shop, and this shit is sinking. This is why you should wait until somebody gets sober

to start dating, because this shit starts happening. You date someone, it's like, you know, fun and games, and then you see that different side that's like, I like a tight ship now. So. Yeah. I want to go jogging in the morning. I'm not a joke.

So, um, so Carl and Lindsay are cooking. There's a lot of spaghetti squash. Too much spaghetti squash. I'm going to say it right now. Too much. Now, spaghetti squash is nice. But I don't think it's like, I don't think it's amazing. I'm going to put it right there. I feel like people who make spaghetti squash is nice, but I don't think it's like, I don't think it's amazing.

I'm gonna put it right there. I feel like people who make spaghetti squash often underseason it and just seeing all these spaghetti squashes with a beef in them. It's too wet. It's too wet. You're too wet spaghetti squash, okay? You need to dry up a little bit.

You're no butternut. You're no butternut squash. Ma'am. Mother, what if you are a potato, okay? Not. That's right. Either way, I was like, I didn't see enough char on those spaghetti squash.

If those spaghetti squashes are going in the oven, I need to see some charring, I need to see some browning. And they were way too pale. And you know that they were like wet, but also oddly firm and under seasoned, because that's the nature of spaghetti squash. Yep. Wet. Yep, gross.

Wets, spaghetti squash. Whenever it's someone's like, you want to come over for some spaghetti squash, I'm like, no, what is this? Wait, watch this, go fuck yourself, okay? I'll come over in mine after dinner. I know. Why don't I just come over for some shards of glass? So, when she's like, why is the casing sausage so hard?

It's actually, I want to know. But I also want to know how she's doing it because it's that hard. It is hard because it's not a fucking intestine skin or whatever. Like what do they make it out of some kind of like skin lining or some intestines, right? And it's hard. It doesn't just like cut easily. It's like, and you realize it's hard, it doesn't just like cut easily.

It's like, and you realize it was me that way on purpose, okay? Why are we putting sausage in there? You just take a knife and you poke a knife in and then you slice it down, because it's rated knife. Well, okay, well knife shame me, go ahead and knife shame me. Well, you know what, when I was a sausage in a long time, but I've had trouble cutting sausage, yeah. Well, you know what? Maybe it's just because like when I was a sausage in a long time, but I've had trouble cutting sausage. Yeah. Well, you know what? Maybe it's just because like when I was two years old, my mom took me to the ring and said, here goes the case, the sausages on the ice. Here's the very sharp knife while

you're ice skating two year old. Go to case that. So, Kyle goes to talk to Austin and Austin's like, I have to have a conversation with Lindsay. I just don't want to do it to line the ice rink, but I mean proof. It's huge. It is huge. Really dark. Yeah, and he's he's saying Austin's by the way going to volunteer to to to see give his room to Carl and Lindsay because he says, well, on top of Dick Touchgate, which by the way, no one, you're not allowed to elevate it to gate yet, it is not a gate. Okay, so you don't get yourself the gate.

You don't get to call it Dick Touchgate, okay? You go a few months ago, I've had some, not so flattering things. So we also see flashbacks of, when Austin was on Watcher Happens Live last year, which was a whole thing, because he basically was so mean to Lindsay right there, and she was right there in the audience,

and everyone was talking about it, about what a dick he was. So he's like, this is gonna be such a cluster of fuck tonight. So then, Justin Corey, Justin's like, hey, cutie, is it like, I wanna take a close off. That's what you look like. He's like, oh, yeah, okay. So then Lindsay is complimenting Carl on his

a shankin' and a mowing. And looks like, well, you know what this smells like in here, that Chakuta Reboard? It smells like when you're walking past the cows at the fair. You know the cows in the barn with the sheep? Pat, that's what it tastes like and smells like. Wow. You know, I love the outdoors. Hey, hey, oh, wait, let me smell this. Oh, you know what, this one smells like? This smells like all you know, when you need to get some gas, you go to the gas station and then like you have to go to the bathroom. So you go to the bathroom

and then you're in that bathroom and you're like oh man that's what this smells like too. Yeah, so then Carl's like oh, dinner's ready. So, Jess comes in the season. She's like oh my god, this is like the best dinner we've ever had. I love those wet potatoes. And I love the options that Carl presents like, okay, so these will love our squash and beef and these in the right are squash and sweet Italian sausage. I was like, I thought he was gearing up for a vegetarian option. It's like you can

either have beef or sausage. Yeah. So then Amanda's with the ladies and she's saying, oh my God, it's like so awkward in the house. And Paige is like, how could it not be awkward? Okay, we've got Jessica Tammy down there. Just with the yellow somebody to take her someplace. And by the way, meanwhile, they're all dressed, you know, the women all have little fox tails and dressed up like foxes,

but Sierra has decided to go full. Like, like, she's decided to really lean into the cosplay. So she's trying to make herself look like a fox, but she's putting cat makeup on. Like girl, you don't have to go this far. You don't have to paint your nose. Yeah. And she's like, well, Jason's like very diplomatic

and sharing a space with someone. I'll give him that. And Rachel says, yeah, but, Jason's like very diplomatic and sharing a space with someone. I'll give him that. And Rachel says, yeah, but like he's being so respectful and cordial, but like I feel bad almost. Syracist. Well, I mean, he's going to have to learn to speak up then. Just, yeah, well, he wants to, but like he's like, it doesn't have to happen right now, right?

You know, like how long have Karla and Lindsay been dating? And the man is like, well, we backtracked it. I said, when is the beginning of your relationship? And she said October 7th, Kyle. Yeah. And Sierra was like, oh, they're like, what's wrong with you? She's, I can't get this makeup looking right in Pidgey goes, you look like a tiger.

A tiger? Uh, so now it's dinner time. They're all gathered around the table and then he's like, thank you for joining us. This is like my favorite meal I make. It's called ever. What was that? Yeah. All right.

Well, I thought we could like squash beef guys. Oh, get it guys. And looks like, wow, you guys, I have to say Luke, I mean, Carl, Lindsay, you have never looked better. You're an inspiration. You really are. Wow, what is, what does he keep calling them an inspiration? I guess because they're not drinking. Now that I think about it, but it's like, what does he keep calling them in his for it? I guess because they're not drinking now that I think about it So quite does he keep calling them in his for a suit. It's just so weird Maybe because they crime maybe because they cracked the code on delicious spaghetti squash

Wow, I can't believe it you know year for years I've been trying to make this work and look at what you guys did and you did it two different ways with beef and with Italian sausage Oh, oh wow All right, well, I'm gonna talk about something because I don't want you guys that dead of an hotel you did it two different ways with beef and with the Italian sausage. Oh wow. All right. Well, I want to talk about something because I don't want you guys to have that dinner in the hotel. All right. Because like you were the best man in my wedding, Carl. Can you see a fishie and Kyle? Yeah.

I'll fishie a day. Kyle. OK. Look, there's a situation that could work out. Luke says he has an extra bad dot, dot, dot. I could work out. Luke says he has an extra bed dot, dot, dot. And so basically, um, what's his face? Austin is the one who, uh, who now he like volunteers.

Wait, did I just get the head? I think I skipped the head. Yeah, but it's okay. It's not a big deal. It's just first of all, Carl. It's just still bugs me that they expect to have their own room, right? And Luke's like, well, I mean, I can share with whoever, if someone wants to give them their room, you can just come down in my room and Craig literally just starts picking his nose,

which is classy. And then it's like, yeah, you know, if anyone's willing to do it, that would be appreciated on their okay, Craig is building a snowman, but with boogers. So that's something that's happening there. So anyone? And Sierra's like, well, me and Lindsay aren't even on speaking terms. So why would I give

them my room for her? If it were just Carl, I'd think it over. But like, let's not be fake. I make it seem like that's even an option. Meow. Oh, damn it. It's funny. In your room. You stole that room, Sierra. You stole that fucking room from Luke in the first place. Soakie, so awesome volunteers is room. And Carl's like, oh, y fucking from Luke in the first place. So it's awesome volunteers this room and Carl's Oh, y'all, I appreciate them. I appreciate it. Oh, and Austin says it's a preemptive olive branch because he has to apologize to Lindsay

and he doesn't want to get in between the relationship at all. I don't want you at all whatsoever. So just like so how long did you date? Where did you meet? When did you know there was chemistry? When did you know you started liking each other? When did you first start resenting me for being hotter than both of you combined? What was it like to present at the 1963 Oscars? Did you see the first car that was ever invented yesterday now? What was the life living with that electricity?

Was the stretch limon named after you? Oh, I'm sorry, it's a lean stretch, not stretch, sorry. Do dinosaurs really look like that or do they look fake to you? Did Marie Antoinette ever get to have her cake? Well, they'd got really do on the seventh day. Did you really build Stonehenge? Yeah. So Austin, Carl's like, whoa, we gave each other a shot.

But I like it wasn't the right time. And then we didn't really cross out line again. Until the first week of October October 7th actually is as much as I can remember it and the violence like tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt hookup or something happened with Austin and they have both agreed to change the date. They've got to agreed that the date they are going to tell everybody that got together officially, it was October 7th. Yeah. And so Amanda's like, well, Kyle and I got married on September 25th. She tells us that and Carl's like, yeah, well, so yeah, so like we're you know like Lindsey and I mean

It's hard because there's a Sierra Craig and a Carl and my notes Carl says nothing right now. So serious like Lindsey and Carl were like You know giving their relationship a go and Craig's like it's a shot because the game might have been moved because like that night she didn't spend with Carl she spent it with Austin. But they weren't exclusive yet. It's like not a big deal. So like an NCR is like if Lindsay was single and her and Carl were not a thing, why would she tell Austin to keep it a secret because she's embarrassed Because it's embarrassing to be sexually involved with Austin Crowell. That's something that Sierra has not understood yet. It's embarrassing. That's why she said keep it a secret.

And Austin's just acting like I'm so sad about things. And then she's like, Austin, are you alive over there? Yeah. Your zone out of the office like, uh, you know, I'm good. It's been a long week, but I'm good. I'm good. And page looks so obvious. She's like, oh my god, it's all happening. It's literally all about the habit. I cannot wait for this.

I can't believe I have to do this ever spaghetti squash. At least I'm not wearing spaghetti straps. That'd be so awkward. And that was the episode. the Severus Pugetti squash. At least I'm not wearing spaghetti straps. That'd be so awkward. And that was the episode. Oh, the silliness of this show. Well, that brings us to the end of a winter house and everybody, bye-bye.

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