Watch What Crappens - Winter House: Sorry I'm Hot

Episode Date: December 16, 2022

On the final Winter House episode of the season, we learn...nothing. I mean, it's Winter House. There's fighting, crying, and the breaking news that Jess thinks she's really hot. This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ronnie. That's been over there. Hi, Benoons. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good. What are you up to today? Oh, I'm just sitting here podcasting with you, just getting excited to celebrate the final episode

of the season of Winterhouse. What are you up to today? Partay. I have just been shopping for ugly Christmas sweaters. I'm gonna go to an ugly Christmas sweater party. I kind of resent those parties. Like, what do I have to buy something? Right. It's hot. And you can't really reuse the ugly Christmas sweater because people

are like, I don't know. Well, I guess I'm not like a fashion green. I guess you can reuse it, right? People aren't like, oh my God, that's the same ugly Christmas sweater as last year. I have two ugly Christmas sweaters. One, we actually have an identical one, right? We have our gingerbread. Actually, I think that's sweater. I don't think I have that one anymore. Remember our little gingerbread sweater that we had? The black one with the little things on it? You're dead.

Yeah, I have no idea where it is. And then I have one that's like the Christmas story, but it was like poorly made and it fits strangely. Like when I say it fits strangely, if not like, oh, it looks bad, it's like there's an actual strange pressure like across my chest and under my armpit. So I really don't enjoy wearing it.

And honestly, like, I can only wear that one so many times. So actually, believe it or not, I'm wearing a brightly colored cardigan today because after we record this episode of Winterhouse, we are getting, we're going online on to Zoom and we are going to record our annual Christmas movie recap with reality gays. So I'm trying to look slightly festive but not super ugly sweatery, but like connoting

ugly sweater, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Or maybe I'm just wearing an ugly sweater. My taste is terrible. I'm like, I'm wearing kind of a nice sweater, you guys like, that's an ugly sweater, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Or maybe I'm just wearing an ugly sweater. My taste is terrible. I'm like, I'm wearing kind of a nice sweater. You guys like, that's an ugly sweater. All right, like I could do just ugly sweater party. I mean, I could do that, you know?

Why doesn't anybody just throw an old Navy party? Why is it like, why am I never prepared? Why is it, why is it that like in Brooklyn, you're cool, but in the at a holiday party or something. Yeah. Oh, Christmas, you wacky wacky mistress. So everybody, welcome to the show today. It is the finale of winter house season finale. I'm presumably just a season finale. I'm guessing that they will pick this one up. Unlike the trash in the house, this will get put. Oh, yeah. The house is just so disgusting

and I feel bad for the renters. I just want to like go write it in my see-up or what do you leave real estate reviews on? You know, I want to like go to the Airbnb site and just be like, this is a nice house. Sure, will it smell like sperm? Yes. But you know what, that will it smell like bear rot? Yes. But it's still the nice house. Give it a go guys. Give it a go. Because it just feels so bad for the owners. I know. And remember

the top of the season they walked in and the owners had had updated the floors and done like a fresh paint job. They had clearly seen how it looked on TV and they're like, oh, no, we got to make this look cuter. And now it's back to its old, you know, it reminds me of my old frat house in college and like the grime on the, they would call it mung. That's what we called it, the stuff that would accumulate on the floor, that mixture of like dirt, beer and piss.

And it was in every fraternity house, especially in the basement, because in the basements where we all played beer pong, yeah, which sounds crazy. But like, that's what this house is. It's a house full of mong. But the difference is, they're not 18 years old. They're in their 30s.

And yeah, and they're living in it. It's time for the good old fashioned Bravo adulting story. No, I don't want that. I don't want that. Keep the mongers. Yeah, that's terrible. People adult. No, what are you doing here?

Like Carl walked back in this year. I'm like, seriously, go home. Just go home, okay? We can still like you while you're at home. You don't have to be here for us to like you. Go. Save yourself. Yeah.

Yeah. Carl was in my dream last time. I know people don't like hearing dream stories, but Carl was in my dream. to be here for us to like you go. Save yourself. Yeah, yeah. Carl was in my dream last time. I know people don't like hearing dream stories, but Carl was in my dream and like someone went up to him and was like, Carl, it's okay to cry. It's okay. And he's like, yeah, I just have to let it out. I was like, really?

Carl's boring in my dreams too. I was like, can't you be a fuckboy in my dreams? Well, that's all gone. All the fun is gone. At ratings, dream bravo. It's like, oh, I know. I'm giving my dream a Yelp star of two. You're in it too, Ron, if it makes you feel any better.

And you were getting annoyed at me because we were trying to record. And I was like, oh, shit, I left my laptop on the other room. Hold on one second. I kept going back to the other room to get something and you were just getting angry or angry or angry. This is sitting here, it's doing. So that was an insight, everyone. I'm going to go on dream Airbnb.

I'm like, still stay inside Ben's brain. Does it smell like sperm? Sure. Does it smell like a little bit of bar rot? Sure. Is Carl extremely boring in it? Yes, but it's worth it. It's still so cuddling fuzzy.

It deserves your presence dream. You're leaving my dream like a high rating because you don't want people to know that you were upset. You're like, no, I'm over. It'll look like a dick. I'm overconfensating. People think I'm mad at you and I'm gonna look like a dick. I'm over compensating. People think I'm mad at you and I'm not mad at you. They're like, why is it mad?

I'm like, no, I'm not. This was the best day of our marriage. It was about my own attitude. I kept forgetting my laptop or recording a podcast for crying out loud. Come on. And Us Weekly was there and Us Weekly was writing notes and it was embarrassing.

No, you've never been a professional. I literally have shown up to live shows with no notes. Okay. I mean, that's terrifying. Okay. Point is, I'm a disaster. We're still more responsible than this cast. But no more watches this to be to see responsible people, you know?

No, no, no, no. I don't watch it to see Mollit Wigs either. Okay. That's not why I'm here either I think they're getting the wrong message from people More of whatever is not those things Yeah, I'm not here to see responsible people. I don't want them to be adults But when the mung is more interesting than most the storylines happening that is a problem That the mung like what I'm not here for munghouse.

Wait, real quickly though, before we kick this off, do we have an announcement of something? Oh, we have a thank you. Yes, we're going back on tour. We have a thank you. We'll do the thank you first. No, it's just to our first, because the tour is like business,

and then thank you's personal. You know what I mean? Oh my God, it's being made to first because the two are like business and then thank you's personal. You know what I mean? Oh my God, it's being me to Ben. Hear it now. I can hear it now in my dream. So everybody, we're going back on tour. We're going to start towards the beginning of the year and tickets are going to go on sale the first week of January.

Okay. So we're let's say right now. So if you want to buy them for somebody for Christmas, just get them a card and say your crappin' tickets are on the way, okay? And don't worry, they're only $900 with all of the current ticket master problems. I'm just kidding. Taylor Swift has already bought out our entire stock of tickets and you're going to have to buy them at whatever price she sells up.

So good luck with that. And a big, huge thank you. So good luck with that. And a big huge thank you. Oh, take care of it. Sorry. No, I'm, no, I'm first of all, no thank you because for the first time ever in the history of our 10 years of doing this, someone is spamming me on Skype.

We record over Skype and I'm getting Skype messages that say, I don't have big breasts, is that okay? And then the next one says, do you like big breasts? I'm like, you know what, ma'am I'm a gay man trying to record a bravo podcast right now. I would just type back. I do Want some of mine Okay, but thank you. Yeah, this is the coolest thing Diallo Riddle who is the creator star of Diallo Riddle, who is the creator star of Southside, which is on HBO Max. Also, he is on, he also has another show,

Sherman Showcase, which is on IFC. He was on Watcher Happens Live last night, wedged in between Meredith Marks and Claire Safitts. But sometimes I just love Watcher Happens Live for the way they book these shows, Claire Safitts. But sometimes I just love Watcher Happens Live for the way they book these shows. Claire Safitts, dessert queen and Maranita Marx. Diallo is on there and Andy asks him how he got into Bravo and he said he got into it

because he is a lovely wife, Brittany, who full disclosure is actually a friend listens to Watcher Crappens. And so he said, yeah, it's listening to Watcher Crappens guys. And he said, yeah, it's listening to Watch Your Crappens guys, and then Andy was like, wow, those guys are pretty funny! So, a huge thank you for our second shout out

in two weeks on Watch Your Crappens. That was so cool. Diallo is awesome, and everyone should go watch the shows. He's hilarious, he's a wonderful guy, and we just always researched, really flattered to always receive that sort of love on the air. Yeah, that was really cool to see it and

He really knows his Bravo stuff, you know, because a lot of the people who go on there don't know the show at all So also good guest, you know, it's my city like a good guest on there. He's like the fuck they were talking about No, Diallo and Brittany they they're just, they're like great people. So, Brittany listens to the show, but she also, incidentally, was friends with my boyfriend, before him, my boyfriend, beforehand, and so that's how the whole connection all happened. But they're great people, and I'm just, I'm really happy for Diallo's success, and I'm just like, it was just really cool that, you you know he took the time to give us a little shout out there.

Yeah so thanks for that buddy. Okay so now today is Vinta House in finale. What are we gonna do between now and the next winter house? That's right we're gonna watch them all again on a different show called Summer House. Not shows just about promising people cookies and never giving them up and This show that give you their cookies right away Yeah This is a this is cook It's like this this show you put your cookie batter all over people until they're having to take three showers a day Okay, yeah, and then like and then when they have to leave the house over people until they're having to take three showers a day. Okay. Yeah.

And then like, and then when they have to leave the house, you say, but don't you want the cookies? You want the cookies, right? I thought we had an exclusive contract that I supply cookies for you. Well, you know, there's just so many cookies in the world. And then you say it, other people, so guys come, they really enjoy my cookies, because they look really good in the case, but then yours are the cookies They actually buy on a regular basis at the supermarket store. Yeah That's super market store. What is wrong with me today? What is I am like brain dead. I am totally brain dead

This I okay, okay full confession. This is the end of our week. No, it's not Oh, no, it's not. You're taking me off another hole. That's This is the end of our week. No, it's not. Oh, no, it's not. We have another whole lesson. It feels like the end of the week. You have been working so hard this week to try to get content up for the holidays and everything.

And I am just like ground to a pulp. I don't know what I'm saying. I know what I'm saying. So Ronnie, good luck because you've got, you've got like an empty vessel here that you recorded today. Already an empty vessel. Well, thank God it's winter house.

Nothing really happens. So they're returning from wherever, you know, whatever place I don't care about. And they're getting ready for the nightly party and pages like we're having an etiquette dinner at eight. I'm like you're dating a guy that like a burps and like choose nicotine and then does this Constantly can we not like how about you guys don't be in charge of this party? Okay, yeah, I'm not like really that it could queen obviously think everybody knows that but even I'm like no not you You know what you need you need a windex party. Okay. You need a lemon pledge party.

Hey, everybody, let's take shots while we mop the floors. Let's switch you. You need to have it a silkwood shower party. Just all stand on you. I'm sort of shower. We're taking shots, shots of hydrogen peroxide. Just please. Is there a supplier of penicillin close? Yes, please. The shots of penicillin. Yeah, etiquette dinner party. It just reminds me of the time many years ago when Tamer Barney tried to have an etiquette party. That may have actually been the same night of naked wasted, but like it's like at some point, there are just some people you just don't look to to be an authority in those areas. And the cast of Winterhouse is one of them.

I don't care if the guys are from the South. This is a great, this is a great, great example of just because you're from the South and you're raised and you're around proper people like Patricia. Does not mean that etiquette comes through asmosis. It's like you're all a bunch of mud piles. Yeah, you're a bunch of mung beans. Also, you know, I know that it's a tongue-in-cheek thing because you know there's someone out there who's like, it's not really etiquette. That's the

point guys. It's a joke. Like I get that it's a joke but I'm still mad and that's how gross these people are. Like don't even don't even put the word in your sentence. So um, Craig's like Charleston, like it's going to be like a Charleston Tea party. One thing Charleston has great stakes. Hi, welcome to America. Everywhere has great stakes. I know. It's like saying, you know what we do really well at French fries. Aren't you? It is kind of hilarious. I mean, I thought if anything Charleston was really known for seafood, that's fine.

I mean, the food is great in Charleston. Look at me, all of a sudden defending Charleston. Like, wait, why does that go? Anyway, he's like, yeah, Charleston has great steaks and peach goes, oh, by the time to tell you, I'm a, wait, what is it? Anyway, he's like, yeah, yeah, Charles and those great stakes and page goes, Oh, bad time to tell you I'm a vegetarian. You just got paged. So Austin has been asking what the plan, what the plan is for the night, because I guess this is supposed to be his thing too. And of course he's done nothing. And Amanda is like, it's not Austin's mind. It's Craig and Sierra's my period Kyle.

And Sierra's like, okay, the Southern boys planned this night, but riddle me this. Where did Austin have etiquette training with the dogs? Cause he acts like a dog. Okay, it's Jen Shaw just writing your all style away rules now to come on and the show. Get the cool. I like, I like when Bravo Stars are very adamant

and making sure we get their joke. Where do you get the training with a garbage handler? Because garbage handlers don't necessarily have good etiquette. Although upon further reflection, their occupation has nothing to do with their home manners. Ha! Ha!

Ha! Where did you get etiquette training? Pre-school, where children are? Because that's where children go to school. And preschool. Where do you get as etiquette training? A different country with a different culture that has different standards of etiquette.

Ha! And while I think that she's right, you've gotten together with him multiple times, so like I can't hear it from you either. You know, so then the girls serve the game. Anyone today? I'm not having anything today. I'm not having anything today. I'm hungover and I didn't drink last night, okay? And so like, I'm in no mood,

no mood for stupidity on the show today, so they're getting it all from me. So the girl set up the table and Sierra was like, yeah, I don't know if I'm ready for all that test off to run to be back in the house. We're gonna be all dainty and they're gonna be all, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, and then it cuts to the car coming,

speeding down the driveway, like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, and then it cuts to the car, coming, speeding down the driveway, like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Kyle's making, Kyle is talking like someone from the Sims. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's like, yeah, oh, they do, I'm gonna put it on the front of the home. What? And then there's, and I think it's Corey, who does this a lot this episode. I'm not positive at Corey, but I think it's Corey. He just starts walking around going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm okay with it after an Oceasease. But I don't like in a vacuum,

someone just going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I also, you know what I don't like? I don't like in a song where people go, la, la, la, la, I hate la, la, la, la. That drives me nuts. Wow, so you're like, you're a solvable hater.

You don't like single syllables or things repeated three times in general. The rules of comedy do not extend to those sounds for me. But no, I like that. You don't like you don't like single so a lot of things repeated three times in general The rules of comedy do not extend to those sounds for me But no like a lighty lighty light like when Simon and Garfunkel go light and light. I'm like Find a lyric Give me a law give me a low give me a Lou but lie. I don't want to hear it They're like our with Simon and Garfunkel are like our winter house recaps. Garfunkel. What did I say? Simon and Garfunkel.

Simon and Garfunkel. They're like our winter house recaps. They're just, they're just tired. Like they can just get to the point where they're just going to keep their placeholder notes in. They're like, and then, Lila, Lila, Lila, Lila, Lila, Lila, just leave it in there. They'll take it. They're just going to eventually just start. For some reason about anything anyway. Talk about your dream, Simon.

Simon's like, I dreamt that I met Bit Midler in a bathhouse and she was so poor. What were you doing in a bathhouse? It was a dream, bro. It was a dream. It's like, let. It was a dream. It's like, let's just write a song about that road. The one over the river. Yeah, can we just click the little, little bridge.

People will love it. I don't know what to sing about anymore. La la la la la la la la. Hey, we should make a song called, I did that. I did that. La la la la la. Hey, we should make a song called, a da da. A da da. A da da. A da da da. So Amanda's like, the real question is, girls, Rachel,

are you ready to see Jess? And Rachel's like, I need to talk to her. And Sierra's like, yeah, we're going to let you handle that. Kyle's here. Amanda's here to stir the shit. I'm just going to sit back. her. It's like, yeah, we're gonna let you handle that. Okay, Kyle's here. Amanda's here to stir the shit. I'm just gonna sit back. You could do that on your own. So then Sierra and Jess are getting ready

and Sierra's like, so how was it? And Jess is like, I'm pretty drunk, but the house looks incredible. I mean, God, the house, I mean, I can tell the house is trying to be as hot as me because it's like cleaning and getting it soft together. And it's not gonna happen. And I just told the house. I mean, I can tell the house is trying to be as hot as me because it's like cleaning and getting it soft together. And it's not going to happen. And I just told the house, I walked into the kitchen, I said, listen, I'm the hot one, you're the house. Okay. I'm the one that people want to fit and you're the people, one of the people just kind of take for granted

and live in the kitchen. You know, it is, you know, you're lucky in your own ways. Yeah, I had to say, I got walked in and that dining table looked so pretty. And I was like, this is the dining table that everyone like eats at first, but the one that they wind up eating at the most and the longest is the one in the kitchen. You know what I'm saying? Uh, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's come celebrity beef. You never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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So then um, Kylie support shop or a lamb shop and the shop in the kitchen. Cory. And then Rachel's like, you're such a pull in a China shop. This is Family Night Corey, Family Night. So then Amanda announces its Family Dinner, APM, everyone has to come to their scene. And Austin lines up taking you like a lamb lollipop and eating it like a caveman of course. And then Amanda's upset because she's like, there's only one bag of shrimp for all of us because I think that Austin and Greg went shopping. And of course, Austin's the guy who's like, yeah, well, we're like a cast of 45 people.

So let's get, I don't know, half a pound of shrimp. But nobody really ever eats, do they? I don't know. They seem to take a few bites on this show, but not that many. I've noticed there's always a lot of leftover food. So Austin is, I'm really old in this recap today, like seriously. I'm really, really old. Three years. I know. I'm like, do I have a cataract growing it? What's going on with me?

I'm like 90 years old today. So Craig's mad about the shrimp and then Austin is just thinking of Sierra because man, Austin has really tried for some drama this year and he's gotten a little but he has not been the center of attention and I think it's killing him. So he's like, well, I give the house. I don't know where Sierra lies to Jolla. And I always say before this spat, it's been nine out of 10. No, hell, 10. It's been, it's been in the same tent. But I don't know where friendship stands now.

We got a talk about it. We've got to have a big end of the season, smelling, talk, or scribes and fights out for me. Yeah. When he said, but until the spat, did he mean like a dust that they had or the most recent time he spat us? He meant right now as the camera is covered in little white bubble dots.

So now Amanda was, Amanda is talking about how she said that she wasn't with Kyle at ski biking and now Rachel sitting in Sierra's bed and she's still like mad about what Jess said to her and then with Kyle at ski biking. And now Rachel's sitting in Sierra's bed, and she's still like mad about what Jess said to work. And then Sierra's like, he quiet, because Jess is in the next room. She's in the bathroom, that's attached. Showering and stuff. And so Rachel kind of hides in the bed

and she talks about growing up in an all-white town and feeling awkward at parties and out of place, et cetera. So then Jess comes out of the shower. And she sees that there's like an entity in the bed, although it's hard to discern because there are so many things on Sierra's bed as per her brand. And Jess is like, who's in your bed?

And Sierra goes, it's Rachel, she goes, that's scary. And so, wow. It's weird to see a bed that doesn't have a quarry in it. I don't know what to do with myself right now. Oh, so then Kyle's dancing around in his boxers. And then Jess goes to Cori's room and she's like, Hey, do you have my black bra? I can't find my black bra.

He's like, I don't know, but your shoes are in here. Did you get your shoes out? It's like, oh, my shoes. I totally forgot about my shoes. It's just such a just thing to say, you know. Like, ma'am, I'm sorry we can't serve you today. Really? I just walked all the way here and I forgot my shoes. Oh my god. Idiot.

Like, ma'am, that is a bra on your feet. Oh my god. That's my black bra. I mean, while the guys are like smoking a salmon outside and Luke is like, oh, yeah, Bonerville. Am I right, everyone? Bonerville, they got a great leak there. Don't set a fireworks over the Bonerville leak. So Jason is coming. Everybody's gathering for the table. I'm Rachel sees Jason because he's asking if shrimp cocktails should be put on the plate or not. Like, I love the guy who makes hot dog salads asking where the shrimp

should go. What did he make? He made like hot dogs and... He made hot dogs like... No, not salad. I don't remember a hot dog salad. You made a hot dog something which I loved. So Rachel's like oh my god I wish she had Gino pants and Paige is like she's just staring at her phone swiping through her phone. She's like well it's just simple things we can fix don't get in your hat about

it. I'm just thinking about this shrimp cocktail logistics. How is it? It's gonna be a sad shrimp cocktail if they only have a tiny bag for everyone. How is it? It's gonna be a sad shrimp cocktail. If they only have a tiny bag for everyone, how do you just put two on a plate? It's just gonna be bad. It's gonna be bad. Everything's bad. Everything's bad about the show right now.

That's shrimp cocktail plating. The guys were doing oyster shots in the kitchen. Oh yeah, oyster shots, yeah, women, women. And then the food comes to the table and Sierra gives the toast. She's like, everyone, welcome to our first Charleston Tea Party. For tonight's Tea Party, we do not, we have a few rules here is what we do not talk about dinner. What is it everybody? We might as like, religion, Kyle cheating, Kyle cheating with religious people.

Abortion, but stuff, gay people. So she's like, there will be no four letter words and Kyle's like, Kyle, gal. Cause they're like, like, oh yeah, Kyle's a four letter word. Anyway, so the series like, yeah, no yeah, calls the four letter word. Anyway, so the series is like, yeah, no bleep or bleep or bleep or bleep.

And she goes, and if you think it's inappropriate, it probably is, and the punishment is shots. So I'm like, well, I feel like the punishment should be no shots in a sense. I feel like with this, I don't know. I think that like, I think I have like a fundamentally incorrect approach to this etiquette dinner, like everything I'm doing. I'm like, that's wrong. That's wrong. So Corey asks how he's like, Craig, how was it with the girls today, brah? And Craig's like, well, I just needed a little of my normal base and drinking with the girls is my normal base. Like there was gossip.

with the girls is my normal base. Like there was gossip. Yeah, and they're like, well, too bad you didn't go bike skiing because Kyle shredded the narr and Corey goes, yeah, I came down and then like she was like, you're bleeding and it's like I was like, I'm bleeding from the teeth. Oh, oh, oh, am I right? And everyone.

It sounds like a great time. I have a feeling the boys voices are overpowering the table. And that's not etiquette. Kyle. So then they're all having fun and being joking. Rachel's like, ding, ding, ding. I think there's something I want to bring up. You guys, I know I don't talk a lot, but when I do speak, it's something that really bothers me talking with the girls today. It made me feel confident enough to bring

it to the table. It's like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,

don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't go. Jessica, you said something to me that made me feel really shitty. And you said something that made me feel like the guys aren't coming for me. They're, sorry, guys aren't coming for me because I don't have tips or asks. And that the only reason why guys talk to me is because of my personality. And they don't care about my looks.

And I've dealt with that my entire life being Asian. And you have all the things like guys want. Sort of like kind of fun. Like I 100% understood what Rachel was saying. I understood why she was crying, why she was traumatized. But in a statement, like I'm really upset that you're saying guys only talk to me about my personality and not my looks. It's kind of a hilarious statement.

Like, oh my god, I have a good enough personality that everyone wants to talk to me. And I feel like most people would want to have the good personality. And I know what she's saying. Jessica, when you insinuated that I had a good read zap, I was really offended. It's like, uh-huh.

This is like, you're smart. It's a compliment. When you insinuated that I have a sparkling personality with many insights that people are attracted to, I was devastated. I know she's not saying that. You work so hard to be smart, you know, and have a good personality. And you find the one place on earth, we're down to that counts for shit, you know? Yeah, exactly. I mean, look, I get it. People want to feel like they are attracted. Well, she's basically, yeah, exactly. I mean, look, I get it. Have people want to feel like they are attracted?

Well, she's basically, yeah, she's basically, you know, saying like, you're calling me ugly. Like, what the fuck, you know, and Austin's face are in his hands. He's like, oh, God, God. And so everyone's just looking down because they don't really know what to say. And Paige just like throws back a glass of champagne.

Like, all right, bring it on, here we go. Now, this is my kind of game. So Rachel's like, yeah, you know, I mean, you have all the things guys want, whatever. And Jess is like, well, that is not at all. How I thought it went. And she's like, I mean, it's just like a reality check and it like hurts to feel invalidated, you know?

And so, Jess tells us, I think there's a conversation we had taken completely out of context. And what I meant was, I don't always think when I attract guys that they like me for me, like sure, he must have fucked me, like sure. He wants to like touch my face, sure, he wants my lips on the small of his neck, but he doesn't

care where I'm from or what I do for a living. And it almost makes me insecure as a person. Yeah. Almost. Almost. Guys, just see me as like a super, super hot girl that they want to be exclusive with after about a week and a half. And like, that's all that I get out of it. Just like a hot guy who thinks I'm hot too, who just wants to be in a relationship for many months with me. That's it. It's so sad. Yeah. She's like, listen, I've had a lot of reality checks while I've been here. And I'll admit that, you know, I mean, look, I didn't know that we lived in a girl were homely or in a world where homely girls got so much attention, but look at all of you. You know, I'm just

so proud of you. Whatever it is you're doing. I don't know if it's the book things that you're holding. I don't know if it's that, but whatever it is, good for you guys. And I'm sorry. And I'm genuinely taking in what you're saying. And I'm working on myself. Hold on. Yeah. I'm squatting. Exactly. I'm

working on myself. Okay. I'm working on myself. Okay. Yeah. Look at me. I'm working on myself. No, well, you've put a laptop on your stomach and are typing, but that's literal working on yourself. That's not what we're really talking about here.

I'm just glad. So, this is really, really really wonderful to step out the metaverse and realize that like Not hot girls have feelings to sometimes. I was just trying to explain to you that you all could be so much hotter in the metaverse really Yeah, I mean have it you heard of Sam fried what's his face? Isn't this name like Sam fried bankman or something? Okay, I'm a Sam Yeah, fried Isn't this name like Sam Fried Bankman or something? Okay, I'm a Sam Fried. Whatever is there this. Bankman Fried. It's probably Bankman Fried, but I like William Fried.

I like the thing that he's also. Well, it's like, we'll be. He's a fried Bankman. A chicken fried Bankman. So Rachel's like, okay, but then if it's that simple, then why would you say, and Amanda's like, I'll bring that one up. My turn. I'm on girls.

Do you want to share what you shared with Kyle last night? And she's like, no, not really. And Craig's like, how is Kyle involved in this? Well, Jessica's mad at me and Jason, because she doesn't think we believe in her and Cory. So there, I said it. Do you feel like Jason and I diminished you and Cory? I was like, nothing but nice once again, despite the fact that we were wearing a hideous top

from last season that you probably paid full price for. Okay, I genuinely feel like you just like, don't like me or subscribe to me. And Jason's like, hey, I'm the one who brought you here. Why would you say that about me? It just doesn't make sense. If you have something to say to me, why wouldn't you DM it on Instagram? I just don't get it.

Why would it be a conversation with you and Kyle? Yeah. If you had something to say about me, like, why didn't you let me know you had something to say about me? Is that way I could have had something to say about me to in the press. I thought it starts with, yeah, right. If you had something to say to people magazine, I should have been there to hear it and add my two cents. So Amanda's like, well, it's not like Kyle's a bad person to go to.

Yes, he is. He went to you. And now you're bringing it up to the people and at the table. Yeah. So then Jason's like, I love Kyle, but skipping a few steps to get to the conversation you need to have may not work out. So I also enjoy not getting any chicken farm tonight. You guys are leaving tomorrow. Oh, shit. All right.

Well, I'm a nice guy. Right. So pages like, and let's get it straight. I don't care if you get married. If you date, if you fuck, I don't care if you get married if you date if you fuck I don't but if you continue to go around the house and say things about me that just aren't true Like I mean come on and this is my boyfriend's best friend So whoever he ends up with I automatically like that girl because I know I will have to hang out with her

And I just like best friend What about me? What about me? And Jess goes, whoa, whoa, this is like my fantasy. Everyone is coming at me. Okay, I understand Rachel's thing. And I would love to honestly hold on. I'm going to talk about this after my fourth shower for the main.

I want to be in a house of mirrors with Corey and then all the mirrors come on me. So I understand Rachel's thing and I would love to honestly talk personally with her about that as well. Um, and Rachel goes, yeah, and I want to be, I just want you to be more self aware because you expect everyone else to be just like you and Jessica's, well, it's just hard when everyone's sitting here and not as hot as me and like, you know, and it just feels like a really unattractive audience. It's like, you know, when they say about public speaking, just imagine everyone they're underwear, I did. And I was repulsed.

I mean, think about it, you guys. What would it be for you to like sit here and be attacked by a room full of gardenums? Yeah, it it's like travel velocity auditions in here. And Corey's like, that's a fair point. I think there's a lot of miscommunication between the bushes. I'm from the black fat means. Peach goes, yes, I like you. Other than liking your ass,

I don't know what else I have to do to prove to you that I like you. Okay, it's like, well, the way you have to prove to her, that you don't know what else I have to do to prove to you that I like you, okay? It's like, well, the way you have to prove to her that you don't like her is you have to ignore her and that you do like her is that you have to ignore her and then she's gonna want all of your attention. So then also goes, I don't know, also goes,

God! Shut up Austin. He covers his face. And Kyle's like, yeah, you're great, you're great. And Rachel's crying now. And she's like, oh my God, now it's like just about her. Like now it's about her. And she's like, she tells us,

why can't I have like one minute to talk about my feelings? Like I'm not looking for an excuse or an apology, but like maybe a little more empathy and compassion. Like just a little bit, okay. Well you only get one minute because Amanda was just using you as an on ramp for her prosecution because Amanda's pissed about just being mad at everyone.

That's what Amanda doesn't give a shit about what Rachel is going through. She just needed her to pivot the conversation that way. Yeah, you were just the icebreaker in this whole thing. Also, what are you looking for an apology from Jess 4? You know what I mean? You can't pick roses in an M&M bag. You know what, you're in the wrong store, damn.

What? What? What? It's not saying. It's been a round like that. It's been a round like that. You can't pick roses in an M&M bag. But now, what if you wrap the M&M bag around your hand?

Because it's like a share size and then you use that to pick the roses. You could do that. You know, and then, you know, there you go. You're proving that maybe just could change. So page goes, you can like get any guy you want. Okay, so if he doesn't fuck with you outside this house, then fuck him.

It's meaning that like if Cory is like the fuck boy that we all expect him to be like, whatever, like you have self have some self worth because you can get any guys like to worry about it Yeah, I understand Youthful lingo then No, no, no grandmother No, I was saying because the way I said it I

Said so if he doesn't fuck with I felt like I said it in a way that I didn't say in the way that page said it So it sound like I was saying so I wasn't explaining to you I like grandma. I was clarifying what I said. Another person. Because I said in the wrong tone. Another neighbor got murdered. Yes, she does just happen to live in Capacov. Don't worry, I'm sure she'll figure it out, grandma.

Because I recited, I recited the, her line, like saying, oh, so if he doesn't fuck with, you'd like, if he doesn't mess her, like, doesn't like play mind games with you. Well, that is like some thing that changed, right? When people are like, oh, yeah, I don't fuck with that. Then fuck with you, you used to be like, don't fuck with me. And now, yeah, it has changed a little bit. No, no.

I had the wrong intonation, and I was trying, I was just, you know what, I was trying to, I was trying to patch the holes in the boat while I was thinking okay Trying to pass well. We're both around or before the phones in the rows got me We're both water bloded now just floating the less the opening credits of our new film. We're just too white-handed Bloded guys So Paige is like well, yeah, okay, I'm not gonna read that line again because wow liquid. It just cost

Austin's like guys guys your gas in the rut Now what we're talking about slaying Gas in your up meaning like getting her either Get me here very gas her either make her very gassy, indigestion from stress, or just like trying to get her into a tizzy. And Austin's like, she's trying to tell you how she feels about what she said, but what like she said. And Paige is like, you know what, you're talking, you're talking to talk to me about how someone treats girls. Puh, puuh, puuh, puuh, puuh, puuh, puuh, puuh, puuh, please Eddie.

He's like, God, duh! And Rachel's like, guys, I'm sorry, I'm just having a moment. And I really don't wanna make it about me which is why I just stood up crying and announced that I'm having a moment. So I'm gonna just go over here if you can't recruit anybody

who actually has some support would like to follow me. No, okay. She's like, I like, I love when people say, wow, I only got to have one minute to say what I wanted to say. And then they say, guys, I don't want to make it about me. Like, well, which one is it? So now Paige is mad at Austin, of course. And Austin is doing his usual thing, which is saying things like, this is unbelievable,

oh, unbelievable. And maybe just like, Craig, could you have a look out for your best friend because I'm trying to look out for my friend. So that would be great. And Craig's like, this isn't about him right now. It's not about him right now.

She's, yeah, well, he's coming at me and also like, unbelievable, unbelievable. She's like, yeah, it is unbelievable. Cause you're saying the girls aren't paying attention to her and Austin's like, unbelievable, unbelievable. She's like, yeah, it is unbelievable. Because you're saying the girls aren't paying attention to her. And Austin's like, yeah, well, she's crying. Since when do you care? You've made everybody on this show cry. Yeah, exactly.

Austin's gonna be, you know what? Who I really feel bad for? People sitting on airplanes around Austin when she's like hit 60. Because I think like one, you sort of hit like a certain age and You start muttering things on airplanes in a way that's like like you try to turn on the air event and It doesn't like turn on as quickly as you want it and so you say stupid Stupid yeah, so when Austin's doing it, he's gonna be horrific

on that airplane. It's unbelievable, this airplane is ridiculous. People are just gonna have random little bits of spit bubbles on them like where'd this come from? It's the guy opening the air vent. Oh shit. Shit. Shit.

Shit. Shit. Cruising up simple things. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So Paige is like, yeah, well, we're finishing a whole separate conversation over here. So sorry, but.

But she's like, who cares if she's crying? We're trying to get mad about something else, okay? And so Amanda goes to the kitchen with Rachel and Austin's like, once again, it's all about Jess, all of it's about Jess. So in the kitchen, I'm just like, you don't have to listen to that. And you don't have to be a part of that. That has nothing to do with you and you should not have to deal with that. Yeah. We were all sitting here right now talking about how you feel and all she has to say is I'm sorry that you feel that way.

So basically Amanda is trying to keep Rachel mad at Jess and so Rachel's like, yeah, I mean, I started this conversation because I never voice how I feel, which then Amanda goes and basically hugs her to make her quiet. Like, I don't actually want to hear how you feel. I just need you to be mad at Jess right now. Okay, here comes a hug. So back at the table, it cracks like, maybe the men should leave and let the girls talk. And I was like, close with a man speaks, bury them in the group.

It's only okay to be racist against white males. White heterosexual males. I'm leaving. He's definitely that person who says that. Yeah, the most discriminated people in America right now are straight white men. You know he says that you know he does. Where's my scholarship? Affirmative in action for Austin. What's the opposite of Affirmative? That. That was perfect.

No, don't change it. That was perfect. I was just like marrying Aida again. I was like, God, that felt good. So Craig is like, all right, all right, let's go Austin, because he knows Austin's about to go on like a red pill tour. And so Sierra's like, oh, to be insecure and white and tall,

which is funny, but also like, you know, we gotta use a slap with him. So not saying that from a slut, Jamie play it's, but I'm saying like, you know, beginning to slap with them. So, not saying that from a slut-shaming place, but I'm saying like- In Austin, but the alert. It was an Austin-shaming place. The alert of Austin is unfortunately, that power that Sierra noted,

or unfortunately, weighty potent. So, Cory is like, of course, what does Cory always say to Jess? Oh, you guys. Oh, she's just like, I'm not looking at you. And I'm gonna cry hotly just so everyone at this table can see what it looks like when a hot girl does it. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

So now, pages like, now pages mad. She's like, he's gonna tell me how to talk to another woman. That's how I talk to another woman. Like, why don't you look into the damn mirror, okay? So then, just comes into the kitchen where Rachel's crying. She's like, can I just apologize? And she's like, not tonight, not tonight.

And just tells us, I don't feel like I deserve the heat that everyone's giving me, but I should have assumed because I felt too much time not getting to know the girls. I spent too much time knocking into the girls. And then like they went out one day saying, and I was with the boys, and that's just a recipe for them to talk should about me because they're jealous and don't have a metaphor at first house.

Um, also it's all the stuff you didn't say, Demi. And so Matt is like, I don't think she's going to be receptive to it right now. Maybe we should just give her time Yeah, I know it takes like a lot longer for like not hot people to get over things So please take your time, okay? By the way, do you guys think Quarry likes me because I do we're getting buried so then the guys are outside and Craig's like well said man to Austin Austin's like I just, I saw she was crying. I mean, she was crying. She literally cried.

He's a lunatic. So, Psycho, he's like, you know, I understand exactly where she's coming from. She feels like everyone's projecting their relationship of their past experiences onto Jess. And then Jason's like, well, what are you expecting out of this house? Does it involve hot dog salad? Cause I can help you, bro.

I can help you. So then Paige Sierra and Jess are at the dinner table and Jess is like swiping her phone and stuff. And Paige is like, I cannot believe Austin would feel comfortable enough to chime in and call us And he's like, I cannot believe Austin would feel comfortable enough to chime in and call us assholes. Austin. Austin, can you believe that? And Sierra's like, well, you said at the head of the table for a reason, Austin, because you're like number one asshole who needs all the manners. And Mr. Albo, Mr. Albe with a simple bitch, because it makes me feel

like a man. I'm like, okay, you know what? Why are you coming after this other girl? This other girl didn't do this Olivia? Olivia. Watch your words, Ronny, because you might find yourself defending Olivia in all this and I don't feel like you want. That's what I'm saying. I am defending her.

What does she do? Like you don't come for the woman, come for Austin. You know, stop. Much like changing it. Yeah, much to be Olivia's fault. You know, and you're a simple bitch too for being with Austin, okay? Period.

No one who's with Austin is not simple. Yeah. Much like her, much like her time on Southern charm, Olivia did nothing. So don't come for her. So then page, uh, it's time to core. Obviously, you're not a bitch. Sorry. I'm just repeating the term, but I would never call Sierra a bitch, okay? But simple, okay. You dated him too. So you're in a bitch. Sorry. I'm just repeating the term, but I would never call Sierra that okay, but simple

Okay, you dated him too. So you're on the same boat don't come for Olivia That's our job look who's explaining where there were it's now, huh? No, well So I was like I just call some on a bitch and I don't even mean it. I like trying to save that up for when I really mean it now You know, because people get so mad. I'm like, okay, well then argue about it, you know, but I can't say that in this case. I feel like I always have to, like, have to be like, guys, when I said bitch there, that was a good joke, or guys when I said that, I wasn't slushing in guys. I have to like qualify everything because otherwise it's a disaster. So, uh, we're nice guys. We're like nice guys. We're like nice guys. We're're nice guys

Nice guys I just like save it for when it's really deserved save that bullet so then Yeah, so page is like yeah, so then just gets up because she's like kind of horrified that these girls It's like here. They are and now they're like coming after another girl, you know, so she just gets up kind of annoyed and Paige goes, oh, while you're a hot person, will you open that door and see what those idiots are saying down there? So she just walks over to the window and she just kind of looks down. You know how she kind of gets that praying mantis face? Yeah. She just like looks down with her praying mantis face, like rubbing her, rubbing her hands

together. It's like, are you gonna eat my head off or are you just looking for a palette? I call it Jessica Biel at a supermarket face, you know? So, Kroy is at, I mean, not Kroy, Kroy, I wrote Kroy. But Kroy is at, is that, I talk to the guys, they're like, you know what? Oh, oh, oh, oh, this is a vacation.

Okay, there's no way we're gonna go from zero to dating in two weeks. Okay, I'm an way we're gonna go from zero to dating in two weeks. Okay, I'm an artist. I have smiley faces to paint, okay? And Luke goes, oh, well, you know what? She said that you're dating, huh? She said you're dating, of course. And he's like, what?

I mean, we have something, but we're like not even officially dating, it's ridiculous. Yeah, and Craig goes, oh my God, she's in the window. And Jess is just up there, like tilting her head really quickly like What they're praying mantis and she's like Corey, will you come here? I'm like is so over this So then Austin's like, okay, okay, okay, we're gonna do the hammer nail. Good again, but now we're gonna like hammer nail and we're gonna say what We're annoyed with okay Discrimination against white man boom did it next

Jason's like say a name you who's annoying you so Jason goes Jessica and looks like Jessica oh wait can I change that to oak trees because oak trees don't have maple syrup and I'm so annoying And I'll say like yeah Fuck it Jess, you know, yelling me for being a man one more time. I mean, his analysis. So then Jess and Corey, Jess is like, oh my God, I'm like in a psych, a psych ward.

These crazy people make me feel like I'm the ugly duckling and Rachel fits in, but I'm the ugly duckling. Bitch, I'm the hottest one here. Seriously, I've felt for you for two seconds tonight. Same. I actually did. I actually felt bad for Jess first for a moment because she was getting like a pile on because believe it or not, when she said that comment, like it was totally tone deaf and I totally understand why Rachel was like really upset and how it would trigger all sorts of things

But I also Unfortunately, I did sort of understand what Jess was trying to say that she didn't say very well at all And so I for a moment I had a shred where out of time where I thought I kind of feel bad for Jess right now Because she's getting it from all sides people are are, they really do like to pile on. And then she says this thing, I was like, oh never mind. I really thought she was not saying you're homely. I really didn't think she was saying that.

I've just thought she was saying like, sure, you know, like I'm hot, but you know, you're hot too, you're just also smart or something like that. But no, she was saying she was homely. She is saying that. And on top of that, she's kind I thought you were saying she was like, I'm doing this seriously. She is saying that. And on top of that, she's kind of misinterpreting ugly duckling. She's like, oh, like, oh, I'm the ugly duckling,

but she fits it. It's like, you know, the ugly duckling is not like a beauty contest allegory. It's like literally just someone who just hasn't reached their full potential yet, you know? Oh, well, they're still ugly. Well, they're not ugly. They just are unappreciated. And ugly because they're ugly.. Well, they're not ugly. They just are unappreciated and ugly because they're ugly. That's why they're not

Well, no, it's because they then they thought they will but they are unappreciated because they're not a duck And if it was like you're a dog you're a dog and they're not a duck So they're not ugly. They're a dog just different who's a different there. They're differently. They're differently. Ducling should suck there. You know, well, I would never say to the ducklings face, but the whole point is it's ugly. It's a you're ugly. Okay. You know why you ain't got no alibi. I guarantee those ducks are very ugly. I guarantee the ducks are the homely ones and they are actually jealous. They're just jealous of the swan. See now I'm talking like Jess. No, the swan is the one that shouldn't be jealous and the swan is the one who is jealous. You know, that's the thing. So then, um, but the point is that it's not a duckling.

It's a, it's a little baby swan. So it can't be, it can't be evaluated on duck standards. Oh my God, it's ugly. Okay, that's the standards. That's the standards I'm evaluating it on. And you know, you know, that's okay. I'm not the standards I'm evaluating it on and you know, you know That's okay. I'm not saying it's bad and we should make fun of the ugly duckling I'm just this just all goes back to the beginning of the conversation the point is the duckling is ugly Well, I feel like that's like if you go up to like a girl and be like That is an ugly boy. It's like well, why are you what doesn't make sense? Why would you like do that? The girl is a swan

It's a swan. It's a swan. I'm in defense of the ugly. I'm in defense of the ugly duckling. Okay. Well, you know, I don't want to tack the ugly duckling. So I'm just gonna add this all out later anyway. So then,

No, you keep this in. This is true. This is real. This is what Carl's gonna ask you about in your next stream. So, here you've been pondering the ugly duckling. You're a lovely duckling sorry. I just have something to say about it. Oh, duckling suckling.

It's an experience. It's just solid. Hey, the ugly duckling, I, we're going to wake up at 7 30 and go for a jog. After I'm in the shower, I'm just gonna be on the board now. So Jess and Corey, um, I still know their room and Corey is like, just get me out of here, you know, because she is so fucking annoying at this point. Everybody hates her and rightfully so and she's just proven why they should all hate her. And so she's like, what a what Watson porn and turns out the light. And he's gonna say no to that, right?

So he like settles in and Greg calls him and is like, Hey, Corey, come out on the deck. And he is like, you're just like, no, you're not. You're not going out. I'm literally having such a hard time. Why can't you tell them you're staying in with me? He's like, I promise.

I'll come out in 10 minutes. I promise, I promise. So it's like 12, 12 a.m. So he goes outside. And the guys start, I guess, throwing rocks or snow at the girls' window. All of a sudden, it becomes like a 1950s movie or it's like Animal House where the guys sneak into the sorority house or some of the throwing snow at the window and the girls

go sneak downstairs. They're all like being silly boys and girls, boys and girls. Yeah, so they play snowballs and then Cory comes back to the room like 20 minutes later and he's like, 10 minutes on the dot She goes no it wasn't It wasn't just 10 minutes God forbid just like but yeah, but like in that 20 minutes you took to be gone. I'm 20 minutes old now like 20 minutes past my peak of hotness. I'm never gonna be that young again And it's past my peak of hotness. I'm never gonna be that young again.

So now it's the next morning and it's snowing, which is really good because I was complaining. I was really mad at the weather last week. I was like, this is, this show is bullshit. It's not even snowing anymore, but now it's snowing. And Craig's making eggs. It's Craig in pages six month anniversary. And people are just waking up and Jason checking on

Rachel and she's like drained and Jason's like so I was I wanted to take you out but all the snow I don't think I'll be able to go out so I was thinking we could do something fun together in activity it's like a surprise. She's like, one more day of pretending that I like this guy. Oh my God, I hope this activity is making friendship bracelets. So Craig and Luke, because Craig's making the French toast and he's like, I haven't made French toast in years

and he's looking up a recipe. And looks like, well, it's just eggs in a little cinnamon brope, that's it. That's it. That's it. Well, then where does the Joe's coming? Well, you put it on the bread. Oh, all right. So he's like, every time we see you, you're snuggling, you're living your best life. Got him happy for you, bro. And Craig tells us, I always see myself as the guy from a hallmark Christmas movie. And I have the girl from that movie and it's snowing outside and our family owns a hotel that she's just found out is going under. So I'm going to teach her that life is about more than money in hotels. And then we're going to fall in love.

And our hotel is going to be saved by my idea to put French toast on the menu. The menu of pillows. Yeah, I always picture myself as the guy in a hallmarker's movie who understands the value of hard work and he learns things from his child who he has from the lady he was married to but she died and then he meets a girl who actually has a career and seems to actually be self-possessed and know what she wants out of life and I remind her that careers are not for for ladies and ladies need to be home with guys who chop wood. Also the guy doesn't clean ever. He's too rich. And the guy has a piece of property that he cares way too much about and has an updated in the 40 years and wonders why no one ever. I know I never. I know I never. I know I know I never. I know I know I never. I know I never.

I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never.

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I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. I know I never. That's always some shabby ass house to like oh if only we had enough money to keep it open It's all we were to save it or it's gonna be for clothes on or whatever It's like we'll sweep it Boxer You know what I mean?

It does buster You can still sweep that's free sir So uh Sierra man Ben Rachel Sierra's like so how do you feel about last night and Rachel's like I just feel bad I mean she's probably feeling awful and that really wasn't the point of last night. And then Corey brings his coffee to Jess. And she's like, yes, of course, hall Mary, you stupid. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're gonna put a ring on your bedside table. Right? Not your finger, honey. Yeah, that's actually a mug handle, not a wedding ring. So, she's like, oh my god, it's beautiful.

Oh, that's hard! You've got to put all the fingers in there, not just your ring finger to hold up that mug, honey. So, Craig brings his burnt ass French toast to Paige, and he's like, I'm easy, some French toast. And she goes, oh, he's like, I'm gonna use some French Dose. And she goes, oh, how is it? Um, well, so it's burned. So congratulations on not being a hallmark. Congratulations on making some off-brand VH1 holiday movie,. Is this an ESPN holiday movie? God. Yeah. Congratulations on your Hallmark movie being moved over to the Candace Cameron network.

OK? Obviously, there are no gaze on this network to teach you how to make proper French toast. Wow. I feel like this holiday movie was released on TNT. They know drama and clearly not French toast. I'm sorry. Does somebody ask for TNA?

No, TNT stupid, get out of here. Okay, you know where I am. Get out of here, Jess. Just like covering coffee. Just gave me the towel anyway. So Craig is like, I just thought it would be nice to let you know I'm thinking about you. And I was thinking that if you have a month or two free, you should come down to Charleston, which by the way, that is the statement of someone

who really doesn't work in their life. Just go up to someone and say, if you have a month or two free, just move down to a different part of the country. Oh yeah, I've got a month, I've got a month free starting tomorrow. Oh wait, month or two, you know what actually, I've got six weeks,

but then I just have a party and then I've got another, you know, four. So let's do this. Yeah. So Paige is like, oh, okay, well, I guess I can wear florals for like a little bit. Yeah, I could do May and June. Yeah, so she's gonna do it for like a test run.

So then Sierra comes in, she gets in and Luke's there and she says, Hey, what are you doing with those cookies? And he's like, I don't know, cooking them. Oh, cool. Yeah, I'm thinking of starting a fire down by the lake, singing some coyote, tapping some trees, et cetera, et cetera. Cool. Well, good luck making cookies. You're like a real, you're like the cookie monster,

because the cookie monster loves cookies, and you're going to be making cookies. What I'm trying to say is cookies are okay, so you're a listen. I hate to break it, you've been off your game all day. I get it. they added an episode. No one was really prepared for it. The trees are out there crying because they know I have an extra day to tap their love. Okay, we're all hurting here. So Kyle and Amanda are packing to go and Kyle's like, it's been really fun I'm plugging because like all I do here is skiing party and I was like, oh my God, we need another

Kyle, how hard I work monologues. So here it is. I've been working endless days and endless nights and for the first time in my relationship with Amanda, I've been able to relax from working, which I love and I do every second of the day. And much more than Amanda does. So then, of course, I go packed. Okay, Jess, by the way, look for the signs. If the

guy that you think you're in a long-term relationship with is already packed up and just yearning together the house, it's a red flag. He wants to get away from you. When the guy you love is standing outside the window, pointing to things to throw into the suitcase because he doesn't even wanna come back in the house before his Uber arrives. It's not going well. So then we go to Austin and Craig and Austin's like, I will tell you what, I don't wanna do Craig.

What I don't wanna do is to chat with Sierra. I haven't spoken to her. I mean, listen, I've been cool, but I guess if you're not able to like, compartmentalize things, you know what I mean? Not really. You're an asshole. She doesn't like you. You tried to fuck with her and she stops you dead in your tracks No, we need to see him here, especially her. She doesn't have how about you compartmentalize your tongue in your mouth. So Now, Korra is like

So guys, I know dinner didn't go as planned, but it's just as birthday party tonight. So, um, what I'm going to do is I'm going to print out a picture of my face and tape it to the chair and you just act like the chair is really me because I'm going to get into Uber right now. Um, so, uh, Amanda's like, yeah, it's really hard living in this house because we get like in the alcohol fuel field fights. And then we kind of like calm down and we moved past it. But let me tell you, there is no way I'm not celebrating Jess's birthday.

What? I think here's our theme. We should all just arrive wearing paper bags over our head and compliment her a lot. Happy slut day to the slut. Happy slut day to the slut. What? I'm celebrating her. So now Luke is just dragging wood through the backyard and he's like, Oh, I've had so much fun this year. I love the little ending line that everybody gets because I had so much fun this year. I was able to make maple syrup for everyone again. Which I don't think anyone ever really gave a fuck about.

You know. And then we just see him standing with Austin going, well, they taped their maple trees here, huh? I'm also going, oh, I don't know. And then people just passing going I love that this is his two-season arc is continuing to make maple syrup. He's found maple syrup Sarah so Then everyone's going outside because it's snowing and everything and Jason's like hey Rachel Here here's the activity isn't that sexy that we're doing an activity? So here,

it's the living room and there's greenery on stuff. Cool, right? So now they're just like sitting there making paintings and Rachel's like, this is so sweet. It makes me feel desired. And then she goes, I think Jason and I are going to have some sort of connection. No matter what happens, which is her code of saying, I'm telling you guys, I'm not sexually attracted to this man. He is in the friend zone. How much clearer can I make it? No, I just, no matter what happens, as if there's some opening for them to be fucking. Yeah, she's basically like casting. Please work on this before summer house starts taping. Thanks. So she's like, do you paint? And it goes, it's been about 25 years. She's like, no one ever does this for

me. I mean, like, um, I studied art, but I don't really paint. What's your ideal date, my Jason? And he's like, you're looking at it. It's a really painting that you haven't done in 25 years, Jason, really? Are you excited to go home? Are you going to drive me back? I'm excited to see my cat. You should meet my cat. Also, because you need to carry my bags. I was like, just poor guy. You know, Jason's always gonna be the sort of personal carry my bags. No matter what happens. I cannot wait to get you back to my apartment. So you could drop off my bags and say, how do my cat? Okay, this was fun. I painted flowers.

I can't wait to rip those clothes off of you and hope we have another layer on underneath because I'm not interested in seeing you naked. I just don't like your outer layer. So then Luke and Austin are by the fire and Luke's like, so did you tack to Sierra. Seems like she's in a pretty good mood today. You know, she asked me what I was gonna do

with cookie batter. So you know, that's a good step. Yeah, she's in a pretty good mood today. You know, she asked me what I was gonna do with cookie batter. So you know, that's a good step. Yeah, she's really feeling good about our comedy today, which is ironic, because it's the worst it's ever been, but she feels great about it. So go give it a try. Okay, go talk to her. And Austin's like, oh, it feels like we're breaking,

oh, oh, yeah. So Jason, it's like everybody is in love with him. It's hilarious. He probably like gets the check at a restaurant He's like how am I gonna tell this waitress that I'm leaving? Oh, I just don't think it's working She comes back to the table. He's like I really want to see you again. All right. We'll come back now here So then Jason and Rachel show each other their paintings and it's like look here's my foot

Here's my picture of you. It's used swinging from vines, but I turned you into a flower. It's a flower version of you, but on a vine, it's a flower on a plant. What do you think? She's like, great, great. Thanks so much. Here's here's something I painted. Someone I would rather date.

It's just a stick figure. It's just a big sign that says anyone. It's just arrows pointing in every direction except for Jason. So he's like, yeah, I just made a flower out of you. What a fuck? She's like, oh, yeah, you know what? I say we just like go play in the snow, but I'm only going to be wearing a white jumpsuit so I can get lost very easily out there. So be sure to keep an eye on me. They haven't lost this cast yet. I think we've all adjusted our eyes. So then Rachel, they're out in the snow. So Rachel pulls just the side. She was, I just want you to know I'm not mad. I know you're a good person. You're just very, very stupid.

Thanks, I know. I'm sick and I don't want to be like, I don't feel like I said that because I know that that's something I said was very offensive to you That's what you know ugly people usually take offense so a lot of things That's what I've noticed and I apologize and I want you to know I love you genuinely in the way that only a super Hot not ugly duckling could love Something that doesn't fit in with the ducks. Genuinely, and Rachel's like, oh my God, hugs. So then Amanda Sierra, cake baking with Rachel. So Sierra's like, so just is trimming 35 and 25 and entering her quarter life crisis guys.

Amanda's like, yeah, so I thought it would be fun to have a stages of life party. Like you can be at any stage in life, but it also just happens to be Jess's birthday. So we're just gonna figure out how to work that in. I just don't really know how we're gonna work in like stages of life to a monumental birthday. Yeah.

How does one do that? How does one week together the theme of moving being another year older in life with the theme of times in your life? I don't know. Don't know. It's a great challenge. So Jess is on the phone with her sister Amber. And I think if you look at the FaceTime really closely, closely, you could just see that the way she's entered

into her phone is ugly. So, just is like, hey, ugly. We want snow biking. It was like, I was rippin' it honey. And Cory comes in and he's like, hey, and then he sees she's on the phone and he backs up. And she's like, why do you leave when I'm on FaceTime? And he, because he doesn't want your family after his ass.

That's why. He doesn't want your family to think that you guys are anything closer than what you are. That's why. And so then she's like, I really like him. Like, I just want to eat him all up. And like, look, I like him so much. Like, it's kind of like, and then she points at her ring finger.

Like, I could see myself marrying him. That's what she sells her. So she had her sister's like, Oh my God. Hey, did you spell coffee on your shirt? And we're gonna lot take because I'm also seeing some white stuff too. Oh, well, that was, I won't say what that was. And then basically page gets revenge for her because Corey is blowing up a balloon and page just comes in the stabs it and pops it.

It's like, well, see, that's exactly what you're doing to Jess, sir. So then everyone gets ready for the party. And this is another Vanderpromp rules rip off party when they were like, we're going to show up to that bachelor party as old people. Oh, I pushed that out of my mind. Yeah. This is a out of my mind. Yeah, this is a sand-of-all special, this one. Yeah, but there are different ages.

So Jason is a toddler and then Luke is an old man and then Amanda and Kyle are old people. Paige, Amanda as an old lady, she basically just dresses like Vicky Lawrence and Mama's family, right? I was like, okay, I was not expecting that. I mean, I would have rather just a mom's family theme party that would have been i think this is actually cast that could pull that off the mama's party i love that mom is a mom's family sorry i started thinking about it i was like god that was a good show member when Betty white was so mean in it. It's a good one. Yeah, I can really see Paige as Naomi.

You know? She kept like a shoulder bit. No, she's too stiff to be Naomi. Naomi is more like a Jess type, right? Actually, yeah. She'd really be more like if Lindsay were still on it. Then Lindsay, of course, is really, she's the old lady of the group. So maybe no, you know who actually, you know who Paige is?

Paige is what's the face? The who's the older lady with black hair? Oh, I don't remember. I feel like. I feel like for a moment. Bubba, and Naomi is. Yeah, Bubba, Bubba, Naomi, and Mama, Mama, now, Mama. And then there's like Mama's sister, I think that was the other woman who's always up in people's business. Oh God, now I have to find out. Okay, now we're gonna look it up. Okay, Mama's family cast.

Vicky Lawrence, Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry, that was Vitten and Bubba was Alan Cazer, Beverly Archer, Carol Burnett, I know. Hi, I know. Hi, Carol Burnett. Karen Argoad was Sonya Harper. God, I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that.

I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that.

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I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna look at that. it's not amazing. Okay, I'll keep it in the back pocket. So they're getting ready for the party now and everybody's super wacky and pages, pages, pages, Cregnant. But that actually makes sense. Pages Cregnant. And Creg is like, I actually have a friend named Freg and he's got this pregnant fetish. And like, I've never gotten him before tonight, but like, I'm really attracted to page with our baby in her belly. I guess that's why every time he comes to my store, he puts a pillow on his girlfriend shirt. Now do you think that they broke up because that's the rumor because suppose you know what before I even say this, I should look them up on the Instagram. So they're like, oh my god, there's

not any pictures of Craig on her Instagram. And I think that he deleted pictures of her on his Instagram. H just soar about. Let me go over and look at the old also is Craig's friend with a pregnancy fetish. Is that just Marcy's husband? Probably. Yeah. Hey, I'm Marcy. I'm pregnant. I don't see Craig on her Instagram, but I don't know if he was on there before, you know? So I don't know. And every time I repeat an Instagram rumor, I'm wrong. But anyway, if anyone's curious,

I have no information for you. Thanks for stopping by. Wow. Well, what was that rumor that you started by accident? Or you said that 11 Lam Lamar had to wear it. Do you know how many celebrities we've killed on this show? I said Tim Curry was dead. You said Piper Laurie was dead. Piper Laurie is not dead. I'm sorry. Piper Laurie is very much alive.

Yeah, and you know what? That's fine. It's like a simple mistake. But people probably tweet at these people like, are you dead? Or like, are I P Piper Laurie? My Piper Laurie is like, are you dead? Or like, are I pee, Piper Lori? My pro Lori's like, fuck off. Can a woman ever like live a roll down? My God. Okay. So thank you.

Colin Amanda are like being wacky and really playing it up, you know, and Austin's just dressed like he's just put on a bullet, you know, and the caption says Joe dirt question more question more question more question mark. Yeah. And then, uh, sorry, I didn't mean to give like a like a page to circle. Yeah, to that. I just I, I deserve it. I was like at Piper Lori's. It deserved it. We're at the, we're at the point in this show where it literally is out of steam. Matt, can we have, can we have old person winter house instead? Can we have like literally Piper Laurie and Vicki Lawrence in here instead of these people?

Can we please find the woman who played Naomi? Can we just have the Mama's family reunion as winter house? Yeah, because they're going to come out. They announced a while ago that they're going to come out with an older version of the bachelor, which I cannot wait for. I'm going to just totally watch that. I think they should start doing that with all the shows because their audience, a lot of them are age and I go, my age, I'm older than you. So like a lot of us are going to be up there. You know, I need some old people's shows. And you know, they'll still be a bunch of messy alcoholics sleeping around all the time. But you know, I won't feel as bad making phone because I won't feel like

I'm their mother's age or whatever. Okay. Point. You know, I had a, in around the year 2003 or four when I was working in, in the industry and development, I wanted a picture reality show. I wrote a whole document to go like, pitch it and everything. And it was basically a, you tell a bunch of like young, like 2021 year old girls like, hey, you're gonna go on spring break. And then when they arrive in their spring break house, they're sharing it with a whole bunch of older ladies. And I thought that would just be the best reality show ever. And everyone's like, hmm, but what's the point of it? I don't really, what's the arc?

And I was like, it's young ladies with old ladies. I'm like, what do you learn from each other? Like what's the arc of the sisterhood of the traveling pants? Same thing, but now it's just all different, you know, sizes. Some are probably, Esther with some stretch, okay? Let's get this moving. It's like, do you not want to see the Arthur sharing the same space with like a snookie for crying out loud? If you don't want to seem to get it, but that's what I would like to see out of Winterhouse.

I would like you should have saved that and told me that off the air and we could have gone to select, because that shit's amazing. But if anyone steals it, then this is the cops. This counts as copyright, right? Yeah. TM. So then they're all getting, they're all coming down to the party now.

And Jess is, wait, why is she saying this right now? Yeah, she's in love, because what does she say? Jess is hot. Oh, so they're having dinner. I skipped a section. So they're having dinner and Kyle's like, Grandma, stop eating off the dinner table. I'm hungry.

Jessica, for your dinner, we made you your favorite dish, salmon on salad. I mean, if that does not summarize Jess's personality, I mean, for crying out loud. Not that's salmon. I get that it's your favorite dish. It's just like, oh, it's your favorite thing on your birthday. Fingert.

Salmon salad. Yeah. I mean, look, salmon, delicious. Sal is delicious. Salmon on salad can be delicious too. But as like your favorite birthday thing, I'm just so sad for her. That's the saddest thing that has come out of the season. So, Aida's like, all right, let's go around

and see our favorite parts of the trip. I love spending two weeks with Craig. And Amanda's like, yeah, I really liked being with my man because he was like so happy this year. And Jess is like, yeah, me too. Like, I really enjoyed meeting Corey and having a connection and getting to know Corey, you know? It's like when there's one person, hot person,

it's like a gift to you guys. But when there's two hot people that are in love with each other, it's like a gift to the world you guys. And Corey's like, my favorite part, I think is the second day, when we're ripping it down the hill. And it's just like, don't come, don't go and everyone starts looking down awkwardly. And it's a really long pause and cordial just because yeah, good time.

I think it was just we bonded. So yep, just happy to be here. Ronnie, I have to, I have to interrupt this very fascinating, salmon salad oriented scene to have breaking news. A celebrity did not die. I think we were just nominated for an I heart radio award. Oh, that's cool. Well, we should embrace this episode then.

Everyone's in between. Oh, let's see. Oh, okay. Hello, judging panel. Let's, the episode we have to evaluate is this one. Okay, so they're talking about salmon salad and the ugly duckling grate. Okay, well, we have to reevaluate our process.

That's so cool. Thanks, I've worked. I've worked so cool. We've never been nominated first. We've never been nominated for anything. Even none of my friends have even nominated me like in a friendly sense. They're always like, yeah, you're like one of the podcasts

that I'm subscribed to. So anyway, we're in like an article. And we are working. So Jess is like, I'm the fact that I'm not bitching that it's not all about me. It says a lot. Okay. That says a lot. I know. And he goes, listen, I want to fucking eat your pussy. And she's like, oh my God, thanks. Okay.

All is restored. So then, um, so now Austin pulls CR. He's like, yeah, I want to talk. So she's like, I predicted this would happen. It's page three of his playbook. This chapter is apologize for all my bullshit constantly. And then chapter four is like, see chapter three. And it's part of the book called Austin Apologizes. Yeah. Because he apologizes a lot for stuff you do. Books have chapters in them.

So like, okay, thanks, Sierra. And Austin's like, oh, they're not. I know. You think I was coming at you? Like, like, hypocrisy or whatever. But I was being like, I was just trying to be funny with you. No, you weren't. Okay, this is not owning it, sir.

Like, oh, it's just being funny and you couldn't take the joke. And she's like, listen, like, whatever your rationale is for you getting upset, it's just like, look, we're coming off the summer. You wanted to bring a girl into the house. I felt like it has nothing to do with me having sex before I came to the house. I mean, you asked a question in a game and I answered. And he's like, yeah, well, I didn't know like what storyline we were going to be having. And you know, like, it's like tough, you know, like what's flirty?

And what's just being friends? You know what I mean? Well, the two weeks have not been worth you trying to come and meet every opportunity that you get. It's like, no, I'm trying to come in you, not at you. See, this is the misunder, prepositions are so important. Look, I hear you, but I just want you to net, like, what I just want to know, what I just want to know what you need

for me in order to have a friendship and relationship because it's important to me. And she's like, um, yeah, so I don't want that kind of friendship. I'm not going to tolerate you talking to me in that tone. And like lashing out of me every time because I don't do that to you. And I'm not that type of friend to you. You know what type of friend I am to you? Oh, good friend. Because like, that's what good friends.

Like, I'm a really good friend. Okay. Like, that's, I'm such a good friend that people say, like, congrats. You got the I heart radio nomination for good friends. Burn. I'm a friendly duckling because ducklings hang out together and are friendly. Okay. And he's like, okay, well, well, well, well, well, she's like, bye. And so he just

leaves without his nice big scene to end it. And I loved it. Yeah, I love that. That was so happy. So well done, ma'am. Well done. So then Jess is talking to the girls almost died right there. By the way, I was like, oh my God, did I swallow a fingernail? I didn't. I'm fine. Jess is talking to the girls and she's like, do you know what I want from my birthday? A brain? No, what am I gonna do with that? I want Query to ask me to be his girlfriend.

I knew it! No, you said brain. Well, that brain was actually second on my list. I was just busy and I have to say it out loud. So Jess is like, I knew you were upset at dinner. I just could feel it that he didn't mention you in like your like that rose in thorn game. And Jess is like, yeah, it was. And he didn't say anything about me. Oh my god, it was crazy. And the way his just his head just bobbled and slowed back and forth. And sometimes he'd look at me, but sometimes he'd be looking around the room.

I'm Jess. I hate to break it to you. That was just a balloon with his face on it. Oh. So Corey brings her a milkshake. And it's this huge milkshake with tons of chocolate syrup. And I was like, oh no. This is that breakup talk. That is terrible.

Not only are you bringing her something, you're bringing her something that's gonna make, like in her mind, like that's gonna make me fat, you know? So she goes down fully drinking this thing confidently because she's like, I've got more now. So who cares? I'm totally drinking half a milkshake. Yeah, by the way, it looks like an amazing milkshake.

I was like, where did this beautiful drink come from? Can I have one too? So of course, so you enjoy your birthday so far? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and she's like, Paige was like, are you mad that Cory didn't mention you? That he was grateful for you and how I was like, and Cory goes, Which of course is lie, nobody said that.

But go on the bank. Cory is like, were you salty about that? Oh, you're like a crazy person, was salty about that? Oh, you're like, which is, of course I was salty about that? Oh, you're like a crazy person, salty about that? Oh, you're like, but you guys, of course I was salty about, he goes, look, what I really wanted to say was like, you know, my favorite night was at one night what because the first time we kissed,

but you know, my worst quality is expressing my motion verbally, I'm a wounded soul. And then they cut to that first night and it was seven days ago. Oh my God. It's like, why are we not married yet? And she's like, but like I like you, you and me are leaving here exclusive, you know?

And he's like, oh, I'd like to, more than I thought I was going to, for sure. And, you know, that's impressive. That's a compliment. And I'm worried about the distance. I don't think we can leave here dating. We're like invocation mode. OK.

And the best compliment I can give you is I want to eat your pussy. And the second best is I'd like to more than I thought I was going to, for sure. So you get in. And she's like, why is it so hard for you to say here that we're going to leave here exclusive? And he's like, uh, yeah, no, it's just a little rushed, right? She's, okay, I got it.

And he goes, you're giving me a look what you want to kill me. And I don't like that. I was pretty cute, by the way. It's pretty cute. It's pretty hot, by the way. She says, we're done. We're done. So now everyone's dancing, they're having fun,

they're dancing, but they're all pages packing and how people go in and everyone goes to bed, basically. So now is the next morning and now it's packing time and Austin's like, I need to figure out how to pack all this stuff, it's wild, it's wild. I'm like, just put it in your suitcase. And basically they just all leave, you know, they slowly start to leave.

It's not that big of a deal this time. Amanda Kyle tries to seal the hangers. She's like, baby, you can't take the hangers from the house. They're nice. They stay at my house. Yeah. And then Corey is, you know, this Corey and Jess is last morning. And she's like, she tells us that she's gone really comfortable waking up next to Corey and so she doesn't want to end. And he's like, you know, I, you know, of course, I want things to progress and, and she's be exclusive because, uh, no, see where things are going. Like, maybe we can like each other's photos in Instagram or something like that. Like maybe that'd be our next step.

Talk to him. And then in the diary room, she gets a call from Corey. And she's like, oh my God, what a coincidence. I'm talking about Corey and Corey called. Hi Corey. Yes, I will be exclusive. He's like, actually, I was just seeing if you found my Jamba juice card. And your thanks.

So then, then they, yeah, they all just kind of say goodbye. There's not a lot of sentimentality just like Luke is like, bye everyone. Bye. Hey, I left everyone that their own bespoke maple syrup on the counter. So that's for you like cut to season three. Oh my God, look at all these serps that they left out for us here. But it is a season that does not end with Kyle and Amanda. Usually it doesn't usually end with Kyle and Amanda leaving.

What do I feel like it always does? Yeah, but actually I thought what was more notable was that when they all left the house, they didn't do that thing like it was an episode of 24 where all like the security cameras are on the screen. Oh, right. Shut off one by one. Yeah. Maybe they're going to make a spino off of the cleaning crew that has to come in

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