Watch What Crappens - Winter House: The Igloo That Binds

Episode Date: November 11, 2021

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which is continues to be a delight despite nothing really happening on it. It's just, you know, drunk and antics and conversations, but I'm finding it to be like a lovely treat at the end of the week for me. Winterhouse and it is a lot of, a lot of just kind of dumb people hanging out together, you know?

Right up around. So yeah, and it starts off really on a perfect note of Luke being like, hey, I'm gonna go skate, huh? I'm gonna go skate. It's like, wow, setting the tone, Luke going out and bracing the ice to skate on it. Yeah. And Jason's going to cook and Julius in the kitchen with him. And she's like, I'm all about people who get inspired to cook. And I'm like, I'm about to eat it. So, you know,

where was the day crack? Where's the day to those crazy kids are on? He's like, it was at a restaurant. Austin was like really nervous about it. And then we cut to Luke outside fulfilling his wish to skate and he is now skating and he has a puck and he like shoots it and like hits a snowback. He's like, nice shot, bud, nice shot. Yeah, buddy, nice shot. I guess what we're going to do, pure wet on a skate right now with my hockey stick. All right, I'm confident in my masculine. Maybe that's right.

Oh, triple axis. You can call me Lukey Carrigan. So then the double-daiders are back. Thank God, because what would life be without them? And so page immediately pulls Sierra to have a gossip session in the bed. And so they're talking up there. And meanwhile Austin and Craig get into a car to go drive somewhere to pick up what we find out later to be is like oysters and fixings for a low-country boil. And so Austin's like, dude, I wish you were there since it seemed that you weren't

there right now. Yeah, I definitely felt left out because I was at home and I was sitting here and they were like, where's Austin? I was like, he's on a date and they were like, whoa, where they at? I was like, they're at a restaurant. I was like, I wish I was there because that would be really cool if I were there too, but I don't have anyone to go on a day. It's some kind of lonely, that's all. And it's the same with Sierra Page, Page is like, oh my God, it was so weird without you here.

Like, I didn't even know what to do. I walked around the house like five times. I walked around and like, I kept on hoping to be like a mirror and I'd be like, oh my my god look at my walking round clothes They're just like so hot, but also only $20. This is kind of an amazing deal But they're nephro's a mirror so it's kind of like I wish zero here So in the car Austin's like where are we gonna get at the store?

And Craig is like well, we're gonna do a crab boil So we're gonna get some sausage and some potatoes and some crab and some boil and some potatoes and some crab and some boil and some vegetables and some onions and Some parsley. You just listen. Crag your mouth. They're right now with those groceries. So then how are they after talking and Kyle's like so how do you feel about a little Ski-D with my parents and she's like, but you guys have to ski with me Kyle. You can't just leave me out.

He's like, well, listen, I need to have kids at skis. Like, but we're gonna have kids anyway Kyle. That's ski. All right. By the way, I have to say I think it's so nice how, like I feel like this, I'm Winterhouse. Everyone has really embraced Sierra because they've all decided to make their beds

a mess this season. And so that was so nice everyone, like not letting her be the only one with a crazy bed, because kind of Amanda, they're bad as stackful of things, Andrea, his bed is just a full mess. They're just like, let's have messy beds, you know,

let's not let Sierra be the only one. That was just kind of a vacation bed, you know. She's like, that just throw the shit on there. I wake up next to my suitcase, everything in my backpack all over me. One time I woke up with like a little half open piece of orbits like close to my nipple, and I still ate it.

I was like, hmm. As you should. Yeah. So that Julia's in the kitchen, she's like, Jason, that smells really good. I never knew a friend's own could be this delectable. I would totally marry Jason. And Andrea's like, I would marry Jason too. I mean the food. I would marry him. Anybody want to get married? No, friends. Friends, just friends. Even in a gay fantasy, just a friend zone. So then page back to page and Sierra and bad pages like it's so funny because like you

think we're on vacation with my friends and then you're like what like today when you guys went on a date I was so happy for you but also I was like so jealous because like and Priya saw you guys go on a date and he didn't say anything to me I'm not going on a date. And then over in the kitchen someone's like like, hey, Jay, what's that? And he's like, oh, it's asparagus and peppers and carrots and celery just basic vegetables that are very obvious to see. Okay, cool, cool. And Andrew's like, it's going to be party in the mouth.

I would love to marry a carrot or a pepper or a celery or really anything or sparragas. And what about me? Would you marry me? No, no, no, still not you. No. Special proof is not friends on you friends on. So Sierra's like, so I mean like he didn't bring up anything while we were gone. I mean, what did you guys do today? It's like literally nothing. I was in the kitchen with Gabby like, and then Andrea was like, hey, I'm gonna squat you. And I was like, oh my god, does this guy not like me enough to ask me anything about myself? Like how much were the leggings I was wearing? Because they were like under $10. I mean, he just wants to make out with me. I don't think he's asking me one question about myself, $5.99.

I was gonna ask you about those those really pretty socks. Yeah, I mean, it's about those really pretty socks. Yeah. I mean, it's like he wants to like or subscribe, but not both. So then everyone is in the kitchen eating Jason's food and they're like, Jason, how did you learn to cook so well? He's like, well, actually, like my mom is really good cook and then in high school I worked in kitchens and everything

and Lindsay's like, my love language is food and my friends' own language is all of this that you've made for us, thank you. So with Austin and Craig in the car, Craig's like, dude, you haven't told me about your day. And he's like, Craig, I haven't been on a proper day at a long time, Craig. It's been like a long time since I've been on a proper day at a long time crack right? It's been like a long time since I've been on a proper day crack and he's like nothing more exciting than hanging out with someone the first time. Yeah, to be nice to be and he's like yeah she genuinely like wants to like be around me and like this feels nice because yeah to be liked again not to have to give in someone you're good

enough right because like I remember one time I went to a blockbuster and I was like Yeah, to be liked again, not to have to convince someone you're good enough, right? Because I remember one time I went to a blockbuster and I was like, do you guys have Batman? And they were like, no, because we're closing, because we're going out of business. And I was like, why don't you guys like me? And it's like they didn't like me. That's my story.

Yeah, Craig, like that. Okay. Craig, you're being a little familiar. So I don't know why I made it go in that direction. Ronnie, but I just went with it. Worked for me. I just got a little vape stuck in my throat. So pages like, okay, tell me everything. We're still with page on Sierra talking about this fucking date because everyone on this show is 12 and 40 year old's body. So weird.

Well, also, well, also, Rodney, page keeps saying, tell me everything. Okay, let me tell you how I feel about Andre. Like, you want actually let someone tell them everything, but she just keeps saying, okay, tell me everything because I really need to know because I had a terrible day. Oh my god, this is what happened to me. So she finally means it. So Sierra's like, oh my god, he was so cute. He was like in a little vest and then we started diving in like really deep. What, when was that?

When Kyle and Amanda were asking you like, or when you were, when your date was asking Kyle how many times he fucks his girlfriend, was that when you got really deep? When was that? Yeah, exactly. And so Sarah's like, I'm just like a little freak to fuck out because like, you know, like, you know,

you know how we're talking last night about how I'm like scared to like somebody. And I'm like, really? It's scary. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Now, I would cry too if I decided

I had romantic feelings for Austin. I think that's a universal cry experience. but that's actually not what she is crying for So pages like what are you most scared of paying full price for a good outfit? That's exactly what I wrote What are you most scared of? Don't say don't say paying full price for fashion because that's mine What sorry go ahead. No, don't disregard may please I'm fine. She's being vulnerable. What? Sorry, go ahead. No, don't disregard me, please.

She's like, yeah, I mean, it's being vulnerable. More fucking bastard language. And Paige is like, yeah, but would you rather be the type of person that never finds love because you're so closed up? Or would you rather be the kind of person that never finds love because you won't stop talking about the price of leggings. She's like, you're right. And so the producer asked her what her deal is and she's like, everything goes back to daddy issues,

basically, and then we get a clip from Summer House, so if we're talking about the divorce and all of that stuff and her fear of rejection. Yeah, all that stuff. So Austin and Craig come back. And Andreas sees the man says, what the heck? I mean, like, I feel like the next thing they're going to do is go bud, wise, or I mean, like they're just

what's happening. So they're going to do it. They're like, guys, they top like Super Bowl commercials. Like, it's true. Nothing new. So I mean, that's what we have to have better Super Bowl commercials because it's gonna be, whatever gets put on the Super Bowl is gonna be regurgitated 12 years later.

So like, please do better Budweiser, please. Yeah. So I'm out of this like crying. And you remember, you stand up your own party, you move on. It's like, I do crab boils over there. I'm like, where I'm from. So I'm gonna do them.

Cause they're like a big Southern tradition. Like, you throw stuff in a pot, you start with like a pot and then you put in like crabs and potatoes and like corn and some old bacon. Okay, I'm really, I'm tired. Like I'm tired now, but thank you. Thanks for having me. We've never done a sushi boil.

It's basically when you take sushi and put in boiling water and then you say, it's a sushi boil. And so then, they're also gonna be doing oysters and champagne, which Craig is like, having oysters in champagne at a boil is bizarre, but it's Austin's idea and he's an idiot. So, okay. Which, but it's like, it's bad when even Craig can see

that your culinary idea is stupid. So then, Gabby's like, The oysters make me feel sexy. I'm just like, does anyone know Gabby's there? I feel like she doesn't interact with anyone. She's sort of is there and she says things, but no one actually responds to her except Julia maybe.

Yeah, and Kyle's like, I don't know. He laughs like creepily out her. And then it's getting ready time. And Amanda's like, what are we wearing tonight, girls? And Paige is like, I'm thinking of a plunging neckline. Dress home thinking about plunging discounts on this outfit. So then Andrea is texting in the diagram

and Luke walks up to him and goes, all right, Andy, how do you say you're beautiful in Italian? So I'm already like, I hate when they call him Andy. I don't know if he is okay with it, but I hate it. And Andrea's like, okay, oh, so you want to know how to say your beautiful in a time, you say, what the hell are you? Like, he's so like, he's so used, he's so leaned into the cheesiness because he knows it makes all, all the ladies. And the man probably just melts. And looks like, oh, wow, is that how you get all your girls? You're giving your secrets away.

I catch fish with my hands. You're always easier, you know? I have to carry a random little, a little, you know, one of those, those creams of like, what does it do? It gets the germs off your hand. Hey, how do you say that? Anti-jerm cream in Italian.

How do you say that? That might sound sexy while I'm holding a fish. I'm gonna work on that. Mm-hmm. Oh sound sexy while I'm holding a fish. I'm going to work on that. Oh, oh, I know how you said. Motabella. Just everything is motabella. And then I'll try it. Andrea, who's not being cliché at all, goes, the two things I love the most is eating

and the lettuce. Ah, like stop. You're so cheesy. You're so cheesy and obvious. And looks like Marta de la. And he's like, yes. If you say this to a attacking girl, she would laugh at you. But in a good way, she is going to murder.

So then Julia and Luke are in the kitchen now. And Julia's like, can I have some of that? Oh, champagne that you're opening? And he's like, I'm on, I'm going to have to open a new bottle. Oh, never mind. Oh, come on, I'm gonna have to open a new bottle. Oh, never mind. Oh, come on, I'm gonna open a bottle. And then Gabby walks in, it's on Madditas, champagne, sharing flirtation,

and just grab something out of the fridge and leaves all pissed off. Yeah, and Julia is like, Gabby is like, very uncomfortable with a lack of attention. She's getting into house right now, but like, I'm in a relationship, unlike Gabby who was alone and sad, but I'm in a relationship and Luke literally

looks like my brothers. Fun fact, I'm dating my brother. Either way, gross, like this is such a silly situation for lonely old, old spinser Gabby to be jealous of because I'm clearly not interested in the hot models interested in me who's not interested in Gabby. So like, I would like us to not fight and just move on. And he just looks at her with a fish in his hand and goes,

Morda, download. She goes, oh, excuse me? No. Oh. Morda, download. Oh. So, then Jason, I just love the notes that I'm writing down about this show.

Jason's looking for a literal page. Like, Jason's looking for a literal, guys. Well, it's a show and that's what happens on the show. The next note is, should I wear something but sleeves built in and see her goes, I think that could get annoying. Check out, good point. Jason, what's it like to have a built-in thing? Like for you, you have a built-in friend zone?

I mean unfortunately, it's not auto because I hear they make a lot of money over there. See the commercials all the time It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and scum Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parents life, but come on as in kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not-so- so expert experts. Each week we'll share

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and I just wanna apologize for blowing up at you, and Gap is like, oh, it's okay, it was a buildup of a lot of things. It's just like I had like a dumb crush on a guy, and then it didn't work out, and it's like, it's okay, it's okay. Like seeing a certain interaction, she was, oh wait, you felt that I swooped in and ruined that shot, I wish you would just send that

Oh, cuz I'm so sorry which she did I think Abby's like, well, that's what I was trying to explain It's like well obviously I'm gonna be more aware of what you think and more unsensitive to your feelings and I'm sorry She's like, okay, so they shake they like spit lick shake or something Yeah, they have a moment like that. So then Amanda is like I got up a face oil between my legs and then page goes just lying there in leather pants on the bed and she goes that's interesting Hmm, I'm gonna change. I think I'm gonna change my outfit again. I don't really like it Duh

And then Andreas just like in his messier room and underwear and Amanda's like, what's with all this dress with his outfit page? I mean, your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful no matter what just hmm, you know, I have enjoyed being single the past six months, but it's hard out there. And I expect every guy I went on a date with, like Paul Muffet me and then when they didn't, I was like, um, hello. So now like Andrea repeating the same pattern of like, it's like, cool. I'll bank out with you, but like, I don't care. Aren't you get to know you or take you out of date.

Okay. It just makes me feel insecure as fuck. It's like, Paige, why do you go after these like very obvious fuck boys? That's the problem. Stop going for the fuck boys. And she's like, well, I just feel like you soak good looking and he has girls like chasing him all the time. And I just don't want to do that. So like, don't overthink it.

You don't want to do that. Just then don't do it. Problem solved. Go after Jason. So Austin is pouring a champagne tower with Lindsay. Austin and Craig love just pouring shit on the floor. Like they would just pour liquor all out. That house must smell like bar rock. And then everyone's getting dressed for like kind of a formal and Lucas and a pimper and Craig is cooking.

By the way, I like that. I like that. Lindsay didn't know how to do the champagne shower. She's like, do I just like pour it here? Or there's like Lindsey, go to the top, go to the top glass and board from there. She's like, do I do I have here? Here, like Lindsey, you're pouring champagne into the plant now. It's not even the tower. So Jason's like, you look gorgeous, Lindsey.

And she's like, maaah. So then everybody's gathered and Andrea is in a suit. Cause it's formal night. And Lindsay's just watching everybody kind of board. And she's like, and then the smell and I'm really, I've started this trail. And I have to move on because I just wanna have fun

with my best friends. And then we got a flashback during that. Like I feel like every season of Summer House and I went to a house, there's always a distinct flashback that they go back to over and over again. So obviously last season on summer house, it was like, how many sandwiches have you made me? And for this one, the flashback is, I'm in luck with you. Which makes me happy. I'm really happy every time they show that. So now Jason's in the kitchen and Lindsay's sort of there and she's sort of slurring and she's

lying. Well, they're happening. I'm stressed. There There's like so many conversations. I don't know what's going on. I mean, he's like, well, let's talk because I don't know anything about you. So they go into a bedroom and he sits on the bed and she's like standing over and she's like, someone's in my line. I ain't just one of them because I'm myself. That's all you're ever focused on. I've never seen you focused on literally anything else. Yeah, homehouse, like for crying out loud. And so he goes, isn't that the best?

I just want to remind you I'm sitting on your bed. So if you want to sit here and make out, like we could do that too. She goes, okay, how are you? I'm good. I'm really good. Today I was cooking. And if I don't get reciprocation from people telling me my food tastes good, I might get upset. Yeah, I was like, you're cooking. And I'm like, I just want to clean.

Yeah. And so she kind of puts her head on his shoulder and they start getting romantic. And then we hear an alarm co-op like a phone alarm. She is now so warm. Oh, so close Jason so close. You got corn zoned, bro. Corn zoned is the hardest thing. Born for corn. So now they're putting out boxes on the table to do the whole boil thing and Gabby's like, Luke looks like a really hot Justin Timberlake version of a pimping. I really would like to jump as bones. And page goes, oh my God, how many oysters did you have when they start popping?

So Gabby's like, all right, I got a speech. This one's for you, Luke. I'll dent a musk upon pasta water and my pussy. And I'm like, well, Luke's like, well, thank you, Adios. And the producer's like, do you know what she said? And he's like, no idea that it meant I want you inside of me. Yeah, and my Andre here is he goes, ah!

Trust me, it's a really sweet. Looks like, yeah, I can see she's sending me a little bit. So then Craig is like, all right, well, what we're gonna do is cheers with our bottles and then we're gonna shake them up and Spray them all in the air and looks like I'm gonna fur I need a garbage bag So all the guys are putting on garbage bags over their outfits, which is just so Fitting I mean especially on Andrea walking around with the garbage bag Finally we get some good visual references for their personalities.

By the way, I don't even know why they're doing this thing that they're about to do. We're going to go outside. We're all going to take champagne bottles. We're all going to open them up, spray them on each other. It's like, you guys didn't win the Super Bowl. You guys didn't win anything. Why are you doing this? It's not even new years. But also, they don't tell the girls. The guys decide to do it and the spray it all over the girls who don't get to cover up with you know what? This is just another welcome to another episode of the patriarchy on Brava. Yes. Exactly. So then the girls are talking, well, page number and zero are talking, the page tree are you're talking.

And page is like, I have a weird feeling that you like met your husband, Sierra. And the man is like, yeah, they got the fact that you guys like laugh so much. The fact that you got the, I mean, you don't really have any like sexual chemistry or any personal connection, but you do laugh a lot. I mean, husband and Sierra's like, you guys can't keep doing this. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry.

And then Paige starts to cry because now it's gonna be about Paige. Cause so they're all crying. And Andrea walks in with the garbage bag. I was like, oh, another mind that. So Paige is like, I know we're talking about Sierra and like how she met her husband, but let's talk about me.

I feel like I'm always into guys who are like, so great on the outside and never want to get to know my personality. They don't want to like or subscribe. It's terrible. And Amanda's like, no, but look, when you're not looking, it's going to fall right in your lap and he's going to sweep you right off your feet. Then it's going to cheat on you but then try and get you back in a hot tub and then so you're gonna come back But then you're gonna find out that he cheated on you again. He's gonna tell you it doesn't really want a girlfriend

So then you're gonna be really upset Get to the point get to the point Amanda learn how to ski Kyle So then we they all got to actually just like this, this totally, totally wasteful champagne moment where they're not, I don't know why they did this. It like drives me nuts. So they pop all the champagne and spray it. This feels very austed.

Like, God, this will be hilarious. It's the hilarious we're gonna sing right now. I guarantee Madison is not doing this right now. So then when they're done doing that, Waysingale, they're a champagne, then Luke, he pulls Gabby to the side and she's like, let's get out of here, babe. Come on, let's get out. So she's like, all right, this is the moment, right? So they go to her room or our room.

It's their moment. So they go to our room and she's like, oh my God, this outfit was everything. It's like, thank you. I love your pimp coat. Thank you. I was like, oh, daddy, you know, you want to know what I said in Italian? He's like, yeah, what did you say? I just caught you into a private bedroom. Why would you think that I wanted you to tell me? It's like, you know what I said? I said it was nasty. I'm warning you. Oh, no, I love it. I said, I want you inside me. He goes, whoa, buddy. Okay. Whoa, no, I love it. I said I want you inside me goes whoa buddy. Okay. Whoa Whoa, that is a hot dish. That is a hot dish if I ever saw one whoa buddy. Okay

Whoa buddy. Well, I mean, I thought last week when I saw an owl vagina that that was intense whoa buddy Well now you know I'm into you huh? Whoa, buddy. Well, now you know, I'm into you, huh? So go, well, look, I got to be real. I think that you're beautiful kind of like an Alice vagina, but I see it more as a friendship. Also, how I see an Alice vagina. Say, well, look, okay, I want no strings attached. And if it becomes something more, then we can talk about it.

Like, uh, did you not? Did you not? You just got friends. So he said, yeah, we got friends on, which is just so Luke too, right? So like, attach himself to one girl in the house and then be flirty and then be like, what? I just said, hey, come here, babe, and brought you to a bedroom because we're friends. Like what the heck? How could you think that? how could you think I'm into you? This is nuts

This entire episode his the storyline is the exact same storyline of summer house last season It really is so and I also think it's funny that she called yeah, I think it's funny that she calls him Like a Justin Timberlake version of a pimp and then says she wants no strings attached Which is the name of an in sync album so Luke says, so yeah, she's definitely not really understanding the subtleties of being blatantly friend-zoned. So Luke goes, on paper, you'd think that Gabby and I would be a match made in heaven, but I want to figure out what beer I want to drink next and Gabby wants to know what life mantra she has for she needs for the day. It's so awkward but how do you say no?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So basically he was turned off by post-its. Well, I don't blame him because I actually did pause on the post-its and this is what some of them say. The giving of love is an education in itself. Oh, shut up. You get what you focus on, So focus on what you want. You know what you're going to get post it now. Okay. You're going to open your mailbox and be like, who sent me some fucking post it now. She's definitely like someone who subscribes to growing with

Gorgah. Yes. So Gav is like, all right, well, I'm going to go enjoy myself and get fucked up and goes, well, I'm going to be down there too. Okay. I mean, we can look, I'll see you down there. Wow, that was fucking weird. I let you know if the deer's roll, but my ring can, okay. So then page and cragger talking, he's like, I'm just starting to go all the way right now because every time I call Natalie, she's just saying, ha, ha, ha, ha, but it's her

voice mail message. It's not the real thing. So I don't really like it. I think I'm getting lonely after seven days. And Paige is like, I get it, try six months. So then Gabby just comes in and goes, well, I just got rejected. Fucking Luke.

Great. Bye. And then she leaves. I feel like Gabby should be on taxi. She should just be a character on taxi, you know? So she should be the voice in the taxi. She should just be a character on taxi, you know. So she should be the voice in the taxi. Like when you get in the taxi and it's like, welcome to the fucking taxi, all right. Pay your goddamn money or you're out of here.

Or just on the subway. Next stop, Cobble Hill. So, uh, next stop, I want you inside of me. Stand clear of the closing doors. So, Kraken page are kind of talking about how they're lonely and cracks like, what's funny is I used to have a crush on Paige when I met her, but she had a boyfriend and now I have a girlfriend, settled bastard timing. Yeah, definitely like the classic, I must say Jane Seymour, who's the woman who writes all those romantic novels from the 19th century?

Jane Austin. Jane Goodall. Jane Goodall. Jane Goodall Austin. This is this is the thing on the novelist. Is written by the famous author Jane Goodall. That was played by Sigourney Weaver. Wouldn't that be amazing if Sigourney Weaver was the voice of her person?

And now. I would love, I would deeply love. I just want, imagine if she just like, hey man, she's like the next rear match. She's like, hi, I'm Sigourney Weaver. This is actually my vacation rental. And they told me you're filming in here And I said I'm an actress. I can get into character. Okay, Motobello

So Andrea comes in and he's like wow What are you going to talk to me, page? And so she's like where are you gonna take me? So he lifts her up and carries her out Craig is like have fun little ones. So now Lindsay's in her room with Jason. It's so funny how many times this episode, Lindsay and Jason wind up in a room and nothing happens until the very end admittedly.

So Lindsay's in a room with Jason and they're standing there, standing face to face. And Lindsay goes, you know, what I would love, you know, what I would fucking love. And he's like, what? And he sort of like comes in and he comes in for a cast he goes, music. And he's like, oh.

So then Andrea and Paige are in another room. And he's like, what are you not talking to me? Yeah. And he's like, why? Because earlier than I told you, crying. She's like, well, you know, talking to me. Yeah, it's like, why? Because earlier than I saw you crying, she's like, well, I get emotional with my girlfriends because I saw Austin and Sierra getting close. And then we cut to Austin with Sierra and he's like, wow, I'm moving my hips. It feels really good. And she's like, huh?

And then we cut back. It's like the greatest love story ever told. Cut back. back. It's like the greatest love story ever told. Cut back. Yeah, so Andre goes, no, I like to go step by step by like TGIF sitcoms, step by step, and I was thinking we could go somewhere to a full house, perhaps, perhaps a bit of strangers, because you know, for me, family, matters, you know, let's go somewhere for the next few days. And she goes, you know, for me, family matters. You know, let's go somewhere for the next few days and she goes, um, are you asking me out on Vermont?

Because I would love to go on a date with you. Oh my God. Yes, no. I don't want to see you down. No, okay. You're such a positive person. Um, the producer's like, are you just asking her out because you feel obligated?

He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was planning on it. Yeah. Yeah, I was planning on it this whole time. And he was doing the classic Rub your face a lot when you're lying thing. And then, yeah, just a minute, he's like, I'm a gentleman. If she's crying, I want to make her feel good with my peepee in her peepee. You understand? Yeah. So then Luke is just dancing in his room.

And Amanda is trying to take her leather pants off or vinyl pants. She's wearing some sort of shiny pant. And she can't get them off. And then Jason and Lindsay are on the floor just like cuddled and Lindsay's like, oh, maybe we should watch a movie. And he's like, no, no, we're not gonna watch a movie.

We're gonna, in his mind, he's like, we're gonna make out. So he goes, oh, well, the thing is the weather's so cold and the reception can't handle Wi-Fi right now. So probably not. So the Wi-Fi Pro? He's just trying so hard to like, he's like, don't get in the friend zone. It can't be a friend zone. Just go out for the kiss. So he's like don't get in the friend zone. It can't be a friend zone. Just go after the kiss

So yeah, they don't hook up again. So it's bedtime and Amanda still can't get out of her pants And finally he comes in right when she gets some off and she's like Kyle He's been so long trying to take off my pants And then they announced the now it's the morning. And we have the way I love the wake up music. I don't know if you made note of the wake up music, but it's, it's, um, we've heard the wake up music on, on various other shows. It's the one that goes, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

I'm not doing it right, but just like make a mental note. And then next time we can talk about how much we like the wake up music together So everybody's getting up and looks like oh yeah Ron Hall Ron Hall oh god wrong tube. Oh god. I just want to be friends with this dude wrong tube And then Craig calls his girlfriend, but You reach my voice, male.

And they say on the chiro, it says, I don't know if you noticed this on the chiro. Normally it says on the phone, you know, Craig's mom on the phone. So and so it says not on the phone, Natalie. So. So in the kitchen, Austin and Dre are there and Austin's like, Andy, this page, Matt, you see Matt. And he's like, Andy, this page map, you, she mad and he's like, I want to take it out today. I want to get to know her more. And he's like, that's real sweet, Andy. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and

it's commercial. So then, uh, Paige and Sierra are in bed and she's like, oh my god, I think I remember the Italian asking me out on the day and he's like, coffee for beautiful ladies. Yeah, the coffee is back. So Paige is like, I'm, where are we going to meet when you asked me out on the day? Like, did you ask me out on the day? I don't even remember. And he's like, yeah, so go on, so my dear. So then downstairs, Austin's eating a pancake or a waffle or something and like he's like, yeah, so I'm going to my dear. So then downstairs, Austin's eating a pancake

or a waffle or something and like he's sitting there and there's like a bite on his fork and Sierra comes up and eats a bite off his fork. So you just leggoed my ego. Oh my God, you leggoed my ego. I'm like, thank you for rooting leggo. I go waffles for me now, Austin. Great, great.

Meanwhile in the basement Amanda's like, Kyle, who got these about wipes and he's like me I got him cuz my butt hurt It's fucking show So Gabby is mortified from last night and then Luke is talking to Craig and He's like hey guy or he's talking to all the guys. He's like guys. Guess what we're gonna do today I'd love it if I could get some help with that a blue. Craig's like, how are we gonna finish an egg blue? I can barely finish up hello.

It's like, we're gonna work real hard. That's how, Mr. Yeah, buddy. Oh, so now Paige and Andrea are getting ready to go on the date and he says, we're gonna go on the date, we're gonna go, us later, that's later. So then Austin and Sierra are cutling and just talking about how tall she is and he's touching her calf. I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I sayiers? And we learned this whole backst, well, is it right here that we learned the backstory?

Maybe not. I'll put a pin in that about the back the skiing backstory of Kyle's family. Yeah, it is. He's like, hey guys, you wanna come join us for skiing? And the mom's like, yeah, we've been waiting for the invite. And the man is like, well, I went down the bunny hill

and I was the best out of all the cans. And then Kyle's like, listen, I'm from skiing. My grandma found it. So somebody said she found it. Yeah. So his grandfather helped found so I guess maybe developed a ski mountain. It was funny because they show a picture because every weekend,

my parents are basically down the road. And my grandmother's house. And they show this picture of like his mom with his grandma Betty. But then there's like an arrow. there's a barn in the background, and there's an arrow pointing to it that says, Kyle's grandmother's barn. I was like, okay, thanks. Thanks for the, I was like, who's barn is that?

I mean, it's nice that they showed a picture of Kyle's mom and grandma, but that barn, I have questions about. It's like thanks for the clarification. I came out of the womb on skis, and I needed a man to feel part of the family. And if you don't ski, you're not part of the family. So, yeah.

Mike, that's a lot of pressure. Like, not everyone is good at skiing. I say that as someone who may or may not be terrible at skiing. So, then Luke and Jason are like working on the igloo. And Jason is like, he says he's excited to get to know Lindsay some more and Luke goes, yeah buddy, yeah, Hobbs, Hobbs is my girl man, oh how much of your girl, no no don't worry about it, let me never hook that man so feel free to go for it, just kidding, I already know your friend's on. Okay. I already know. Yeah, you do you, bro. But this whole scene is like, Hey, yeah, buddy. Come down, buddy. He comes down. He's like, so I got dry on anyone, but, oh, that's my girl, buddy. Yeah, buddy.

I'm like, what the hell is wrong with him? Stop it. I don't know what's going on with you. And Jason's like, well, I was raised by really strong independent women, you know? I have like my mom who was strong, my grandma who was strong, everyone's so strong and Lindsey strong, you know? Also, she's sexy AF. I'm intrigued. Danger, danger will Robinson. So now we're on the Slayride and um, page is like, so I definitely have deal breaker things that I've realized and you have to be like, really form family oriented. And then just cussed to like the horses ass,

walking along, I'm like, Paige is a sign. There's so many signs. Like his first date is taking you on something that shits the whole time, first of all. So she's like, my parents have been together for a really long time. He goes, me too. Have some day to have the same thing with the person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. And then he tells her how he loves Italy, so he eventually like to move back there. And she's like, oh my god. I'm making the sky up in my head

because I can see myself in Italy eating prosciutto and lemons. I'm at the mountain top, waiting. Let's have a mountain top, waiting in Italy. Page, do I have to tell you about mountain Vasuvio? Okay, like not all the mountains in Italy are really a fairy tale. So she, she's like, this is definitely the most romantic thing I've ever done. Oh, by the way, I think a sign, I think a red flag is when the first date is the most romantic date you've ever gone on. To me, that's like full on love bombing and you should always be wearing it. I feel like if anything, the first date should be very nice and there should be good banter, but it should not be the most romantic thing you've ever gone on.

That's my thing. Well, it's sad if this is the most romantic thing, because anywhere else, this is like a tourist thing to do, right? Like, like New York, you go on the horse and carriage through Central Park, you know, it's kind of... You know that Kyle's grandma was the one who was like running those horse. She's like, turns out it's like, Hey, say had a cow in the home. I established this horse.

That horse was made with one of my grandmother's eggs. They just like go through a tunnel that shaped like Kyle's head. When they get off the horse, he's like, oh, did you do me a favor and take the Ziploc baggy full of homemade checks mixed to Kyle? I have a lot of sway and stuff. More than you may realize. So then Luke is back with Luke and Jason looks like God damn it, I need a real saw. And then Julia, Julia's offering to make hot toddy. So the hot toddy tradition continues on Wednesday

night on Bravo. Yes. Yeah, that's true. There's a big hot toddy season this year on Bravo. So then Yeah, that's true. There's a big hot toddy season this year on Bravo. So then they're still talking about girls and stuff. And Craig comes down. And so, well, no, he's gonna come back. Well, Luke is asking about Julia. This is so stupid. These notes, oh my god, I'm sorry.

It's just like, it's trying to follow the dumbest shit ever. Okay, Craig offers to make a fire. So then he's gonna make a fire. So then Luke is like, so what's up with Jules's boyfriend? What's up with that? And he's like, um, well, is that like a look? I will observe that they've been on and off before. So maybe you should talk to her about it.

Yeah. And Luke says, yeah, she's a cool girl. She's like one of the guys. And that's something about her that I'm attracted to. I'm like, it's called the challenge, you know, she's not available. Luke, because Luke does, this is sort of, Luke is so nice and handsome and everything, but he is super shady

about this sort of stuff, right? He's shady enough that the state of Minnesota would not allow its name to be unblurred on his sweatshirt. I'd like to point out, like it literally just says Minnesota and you know, like the governor of Minnesota is like, no, I don't think we can allow that umbrella no I'm sorry. Like I had to fish in his hands no we've actually got his picture all over pool staff is this okay no but yeah he does this thing where he flirts really heavily with people

that he's not into so he can have people giving him Google eyes all the time but then he pretends he really wants a person that's unattainable. So he never really has to be with anybody, right? Like never. But he we've never seen Luke with anybody on the show because he's that's his thing. He gets one person so that he has somebody in love with them and then he has somebody that he's in love with that he can't have. So it's like he has all these love story lines around him, but he never has to actually do anything with anybody. But he also totally has like a hot guy.

I don't, I'm not even, normally I would say big dick energy, but I think it's just like someone who's just been like hot and good at sports all his life. And he just, he sort of has that bravado of someone who's just like, oh, I'm just gonna go after that because I know I can go after it because I'm hot. And like the worst thing that happens is that she says no, but it's probably gonna be okay. Like he just is like, oh, I'm just gonna go after that because I know I can go after it because I'm hot. And like the worst thing that happens is that she says no, but it's probably gonna be okay.

Like he just is like, okay, I'm gonna do it because he just does it. Like it's like, I wish I had that kind of verbatim to be like, yeah, okay, I'm hot, so I can just do this, you know? No, I mean, I don't really get it. Like it seems like a sad life to me, frankly. But But um Jason's what's that about someone who just loves going outside and building igloo's and grabbing fish by his hands I don't see a lot. Oh, there's something sad about him that he's like he has to have the love but then cordon's himself off from it

You know what I mean like? Let's feel emotional igloo. Let's let's make a hot model guys. Yeah, the emotional igloo So Jason's like so so this is how it loser made, huh? And he goes, well, it wasn't built in a day. I'll tell you that much. They're like, uh, bro, that's Rome. And he goes, ah, we'll always have Cairo, my hey, but everybody. So then, uh, now everyone's helping with the egg glue. And Amanda's like, Kyle, I wonder how the dates are going. And Craig goes, yeah, I wonder how the dates are going and Craig goes, yeah, I was surprised to hear that we're going on a date

because like if you can't see a future with someone, like I don't know, I'm going on a date, it is the best thing to do. Oh, shady Craig, you gotta love Craig coming in like a little gossip to fuck up the road. That's it. So he can get paid for himself. So it works perfectly.

I mean, I was like one He's like, yeah, he told me an austin that he doesn't see a future with her and he really enjoys being single Yeah, yeah, and he just wants like you know, have fun and he said he wants to leave your single Okay, I didn't know what you've been this. This is entirely a group conversation. Oh, yeah. That's Lindsay on the side. And Craig is like, yeah, I mean, but they're not vibing like you and CRR Austin, you know, I just like don't see anything long term.

And I was just like, what does it have to be long term? I think it's just fun. So yeah, everybody be warned. This is Austin too. Like where are they giving some other guy shit about it when it's Austin too. Yeah. So Amanda's like, she's like, well, it's all fun, but it's weird that he's like, taking her out on a date. And when he doesn't want like anything outside of the house, and Lindsay's like, yeah, it's like, if it's like, if it's not leading on, if they just have a conversation about it. So then Lindsay and Amanda go off to the side and Lindsay's like,

I'm nervous now! And Amanda says, yeah, now I have to tell my friend, and he's my ender, just you have to, you have to. It's like a classic game of telephone and we have to cut the cords because you just have to be a good friend and also you have to cut the cords because it's too cold apparently and so like wifi and telephone's freeze. So Amanda's like, but how do you tune that? And so then Paige comes back from her date and Julie is like, oh I mean hot taught

it is you got for love for like forever. And Paige's like, yeah, like this is strong like, yeah. We're like in love. That's because we're in love. We're having a mountop wedding and Andre goes, what's up? I'm like, please go, go away, go anywhere, go away. So then Julia and then Julia was like,

hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. I'm like, everyone stop. Everyone stop, go to a corner, 30 minutes of quiet. Okay. It was the other way. What? Hot dog. He's well.

And so pages announced a page analysis that tonight's theme is back to high schools. You have to dress like a stereotype of high school. I'll be the impossibly perfect fashionista. So then, uh, so now, Amanda, um, so now page and Amanda and Ciar are talking. They like gather to talk about. The bad, back in the bad, bad talk. And Amanda's obviously awkward because Lindsay's like,

you should tell her right away, but Amanda doesn't want to basically shit on her date, right? So Paige is like, oh my god, everyone, I'm like a sleigh, right? And like Kyle's grandma was there and it was like really weird. But like, anyway, here's some cookies for her. Mm-hmm. And Sierra's like, yeah, but I remember yesterday when you were like, um, when I was like, oh my god, he doesn't like me.

Yeah. So like, how do you feel now? Um, I feel that I was definitely in my own head being insecure because he had definitely likes me. And then page just, I mean, Amanda's just like pulling good or ear like, oh, Kyle. Yeah. And like, I remember yesterday, how I was like, I don't want to be one of those girls,

which is like the rose or soul at Andrea. We're going to have get married in Italy on top of a mountain with lemons and burritos. So make it eight. Yeah. She says that she feels better about being in the house and flirting now because definitely when they leave, they're going to be hanging out. And Sierra's like, oh my God, I love Vermont. She goes Vermont is a crazy place. And Amanda is blinking. She's just doing that

pal blink that she does. Oh my God, what a way to Kyle. She's doing SOS with her blinks, doing Morse code, remorse code. So then they're dressing up. Now it's time to dress up for the high school party. And Julia's gonna be a cheerleader, of course, like that. I was like, of course, Julia's gonna be a cheerleader. I don't know Julia very well, but I knew she'd be a cheerleader. And then to the point that she even brought a cheerleader in a form. That's true. And then Craig is like, I'm gonna be like Jimmy Neutron, but like punk rocker, but like my hair's up. I'm gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna be fun. So in high school, I was voted most dramatic, still got it. And they keep showing side by side of what they look like in high school. And they all look exactly the same. They all look like they was

like, previously on Summer House. It's like their high school photo. Except for Lindsay. Lindsay. Exactly. Lindsay. for Lindsay's Lindsay's exactly Lindsay's like I had to stand there for 25 minutes for the exposure to set. It's like her nose like very serious like 1863 pictures like yeah holding like a rifle in one hand with no smile and just like

long guns and a bomb. Like a parasol. So Kyle's going to be the emo kid, which he's like, it's exact opposite of what I was in high school. Because of course he was like a cool kid drinking beer. And then I'm doing some tuition high school. You know, he was. And he's like, yeah, no one picked me for kickball. Everyone gets a trail seat. Yeah. And then Amanda's like, and I'm an artist. And then they show her in high school. And she's just in like some weird cocktail dress. I don't know how that goes off.

But like, are you sure she's exactly the same? Yeah. And then Austin's gonna be a jock. Austin was very much like a straight porn star in this moment because I feel like in gay porn, the guy who dresses up in like, as a football player but has his mid-riff showing is like, you know, usually like, got tons of abs.

But in straight porn, it's not about the guys. So it's usually just some doughy guy dressed like, you know, with his shoulder pads. So he was definitely giving that energy for me. Although they did- Through arms, which was hilarious so they did draw them on Yeah, so then page of course is wearing like a little diamond T.R.A. and Sierra's like oh shocker. You're a bitch. She's like funny. You think you can sit with me on lunch

So then they all gather for for school or for school. Yeah, and Andrew is like, I know about this from American movies. There is the geek, the cheerleader, the queen of the school. And then he just bucks a pie. So then Gabby is, what, I thought this is what you're doing high school. So Gabby and Gabby is a private school student because she's like, yeah, I was in Catholic school. Yeah, yeah. I got kicked out because I've been posted on a private school student. Cause she's like, yeah, I was in, I was in Catholic school. Yeah, yeah. I got kicked out because I put a post it on a nun's face. Ugh, it was tough.

So then Luke is a stole. Yeah, once in my life, but once upon a time in my life, I was also, and Luke's like, I was homecoming king. I was a homecoming king. So being a stoner is completely opposite of what I was in high school. Yeah, I was a three sport athlete homecoming king. So being a stoner is completely opposite of what I was in high school. Yeah, I was at three sport athletes homecoming king,

universally loved. Everyone just really enjoyed me. Primary food provider for my town because I caught all the fish in my hands. So being a skater is hilarious because no one likes skaters, right? Yeah, and Amanda's like, Andrea is playing a high school player.

I mean, poor pain just on cloud nine right now. I just want to bury myself in the ground, Kyle. So Andrea then goes up to page, because she's like at the sort of at the kitchen peninsula and he goes up to her and goes, oh, I wish it were just us and I would have you from behind and pull your hair. She's like, wow, wow.

I actually think now after he said that, I'm gonna put out a theory that Andreas started to move away from page. The moment he tried to sort of sexually choke her and she was like, excuse me, I like wearing chokeers, not being choked, you know. And the moment that she basically didn't cosine his kinkiness, I think that's when he was like,

you know, and the moment that she basically didn't cosine his kinkiness, I think that's when he was like, you know, and the moment that she basically didn't cosine has kinkiness, I think that's when he's like, maybe not her. That's my theory. Justin's like, because he did that before, right? Or did he, or you're saying right now? Well, no, I'm saying like in the previous episode or two episodes ago, remember Andrea, like kind of like tried to choke page and bed. And also like, she'll begin saying right now, choking. So I think the fact that she didn't really be like, oh, that's hot, I think he, I would not be surprised if he started to move away at that moment.

At this, just a very unnecessary and irrelevant theory, but it's what I do with my time. So Austin's like, so Sierra, are you tired? And she's like, do I look tired? Because of running around in my head all day. Just. Slick. I'm so slick. Yeah. Thanks Luke.

Thanks Luke. Also, we should point out there's a moment where like the two couples are making on the kitchen in Amanda's just standing between them. She's like, I'm just like alone. I'm just like the fat girl that eats. I'm like, I'm just like alone. I'm just like the fat girl that eats. I'm like, I'm sure. Yes, Amanda, you are the fat girl that eats.

You're clear. I'm sure like a lot of people really appreciate at that moment. So, Amanda's playing me in high school. Thanks, Amanda. I feel included. So, let's see. The producer asked if Sierra was really teacher's pet. She's dressed as teacher's pet.

She's like, fuck no, I sat in the back. And then everybody takes pictures and starts parting. And Lizzie is the teacher. She's Miss Hebert. She's like Miss Hebert to take control of the situation. She even makes herself like the old. The old one in cosplay. So there's drinking that we get drinking game.

And it's like, most likely to be drunk at work. And everyone just points at Lindsay. Most likely to participate in orgy. Everyone points at Andrea. Andy, yeah. And most likely to have been prom king. And then like before they can answer Jason's like, actually, I was.

Of course. Yeah, of course. and looks like I was homecoming I was back in homecoming King dude bro I'm shocked that cast a cast of a fucking show on cable television everybody was prom king shocked you know by the moment that Jason said he was a prom king then he goes what and like suddenly a crack opens up in the friend zone. She's like, she's gonna be the popular girl in school at some point by her tobacco. So in the kitchen, Luke is telling the guys dudes, hey buddies, I'm about to give a note to Julia.

What do you think of that? Like, oh boy, oh boy. So he tells us, she's the one girl here that I like, you know, and Jason telling me that her and her boyfriend are on and off. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? I get yelled at. I'm used to that. And then we get a montage of everybody yelling him and hand up.

And like, and then Kyle being like, just admit it. You like a beeping women. What is it mistreating women? What, you like a beaving women. What is it mistreating women for the deyolic like controlling women. And don't like you. I wish they had shown that. So then Luke, who clearly does not care about people's personal boundaries, goes up to Julia and goes, Hey, don't tell the teacher, but here's not okay. And so she reads it and says, you're pretty cute. Wanna hang out later? Why or in? So she's like, I think actually Julia liked it,

but she, that sort of sounds problematic. She actually liked it, but I actually kind of felt like she did, but she knew, like after having that conversation with Gabby that she didn't wanna be that girl. So she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. She didn't look like she liked it. She was like, oh gross, on like she liked it. She was like,

Oh, gross. And then she shows everyone. I'm totally, I'm totally doing that when she says, no, she means yes, which is totally problematic. So I take it back. You're just thinking you would have liked it

because it's Luke. Yes. Thank you. But for model gave me, if a God of model gave me an out, I'd be like, listen, may not be fucking you tonight, but I am framing this.

Okay. Thanks. I'm like, can I get a picture from your docker's suit to put in the frame? That would be great. So I may have put myself in Julia's cheerleading outfit. Sure. You just projected yourself right into a cheerleading outfit that says daddy on it. So congrats. So then she shows Amanda.

And the man is like, ew, and they rip up the note and throw in the air and dance around. So Julie is like, oh my god, Gabby, did you see this? Luke just passed me a note. Did you see it? Luke is like the worst. And this is by the way, a total retread of Hannah and Sierra last season, by the way, 100% right? Where Julia is Sierra and Gabby is Hannah. Yeah, I was breaking my brain. And Gabby's like, what are we in high school?

And they're all cheer. They're like, girls rule boys, true. And then they run around wasted a lot. And Lindsay's piggybacking on Jason because actually what we didn't mention was that when Jason said that he was prom king, Lindsay not only did a crack open up in the friend zone, Lindsay just got up and literally just jumped on him. She was so excited. So she jumped on him. And now he's like, she's piggybacking on him and he's running around and they're back in the room for like the 10th time this episode, the two in the room and she gets off of him and then she starts to walk out and he goes down and he goes, um, are you talking

to your dick or to me? He goes, my dick. So then Julia is talking Austin and Sierra and she's like, so are you guys gonna hook up? And Austin's like, hey, let's do it here and let's do what she wanna be in there. I don't know, why am I writing this down? So Andrea's saying, I'm gonna lose my virginity and Paige is like, calm down, I'm leaving.

So she leaves, because it's getting gross all over the place. So then Lindsay is talking to Paige. She goes, um, paint, a man was so upset. And she's like, wait, why was she upset? She's like, oh my upset. I don't know where. And she's like, wait, why was she upset? She's, oh my God, she didn't tell you. Because Andrea's around the house, like,

telling everybody that you want to be single. Oh my God, I thought for a moment she was upset because she thought I paid full price for an outfit. Okay, that's relief. Babe just like, shut the fuck up. She's like, no, and Amanda was crying for you. And she's like, oh my God, go's relief. Babe just like, shut the fuck up. She's like, no, and Amanda was crying for you. And she's like, oh my god, go get Amanda. So things, that's Lindsay's favorite role

is to go get someone. Like you know, when someone says, Lindsay, get Amanda, cause she's now, there's two episodes in a row where she has been tasked with getting Amanda. So now Lindsay stomps doing, she's like, oh okay, go into the living room, please, please. And she's like, why? She's like, page, okay, go into the living room, please, please. And she's like, why?

She was like, page, I was just telling her. Well, we were talking about earlier and I said, you have to talk to Amanda. She's like, why would you do that, Lindsay? Why would you do that? It's like, me coming in, she's like, but why, Lindsay? She's like, why is that my fault again? Oh, why is it my fault?

Why is everything my fucking fault, Amanda. And page is like my high school party literally turned back to high school, which is so funny, because this is so high school, like go get her. Yeah. So Lindsay's go goes to Jason and she's like, um, Amanda just yelled at me because I was getting her a page page And he's like, why don't we go into the bedroom? So he carries her off to another bedroom So the mad a mad is crying to Julia. She's like, oh my god And the boys from like Andrea said he's my end of being and now be journey and now be just crying And now I've been called to go talk to bang like oh my god

So then Julia was like, did you talk, did you tell Paige yet? I can't tell her yet. So, yeah, so now Paige is in the kitchen where Amanda is crying because she felt bad that she didn't tell Paige yet. And so Paige is like, Lansing already told me. And like, Amanda goes, yeah, he just doesn't see himself with someone after this. And Paige goes, that kind of sucks. You know, it's like, don't take me out of the date.

All right, like I was already planning out our wedding invitations. Like, don't do that to me. Yeah, so she wants a bride. Yeah, but she like watch off. She's all upset. So then Luke can Jules. Luke's like, Jules, hey, Jules, hey, buddy.

Can they attack Tia? And she's like, yeah, I want to talk to you too. He says, we'll come up here for a second. She goes, no, look, I don't want to go up there because I think it's going to give the wrong impression. And I already feel very uneasy. He's like, okay. Well, obviously Gabby is interested in you.

And we had drama over you. And I just want to squash it because I get nervous that you're going to be like flirty. And Gabby's always washing like it's fresh. And I want her as my friend. He's like, okay. Well, I didn't know I did anything to Gabby to upset her but like, so they basically, they're like,

they're like, they agree, they'll just be friends and then they do a shot to friendship and they hug and Julia's like, I just wanna be friends and not weird. So I'm sure nothing weird will happen, nothing will happen. I mean, well, Kyle has been standing there the whole time and his black wig and his eyeliner making like a weird face. And he's like, you know, Edward, sister hands, what's that

bro? And he's like, Kyle's just debating whether or not to pee right there. Do you like me on the landing? So funny. He's just standing there on the landing, watching the whole thing. So then we see that Jason is on top of Lindsay, and then we got a Craig Austin, Amanda and Sierra talking. And Sierra's like, why are you, Craig's like, why are you crying?

Amanda, I'm like, because let's eat our page and we knew what you guys said. He's like, it's nothing bad. I mean, he's living his single life, you know, it's nothing against page Yeah, I guess yeah, that was before he asked her on a date. That was Austin on the side. So then Julia Goes up to Andre and he goes I'm out of you. Okay. I revoke all hot toddy is you said you didn't see yourself coming on in here in a relationship He's like, yeah, that's a true, but does Paige know you feel that way? Yes, of course, I told her. I love you, I want to get married to you. I mean, could not have been more clear. He said yes, I want to take a one step at a time before you move to Italy, meet my family, and get married on a mountain top.

One step at a time is different than coming out of this single Andrea. Oh gosh, so then we go to Austin with his drawn on abs which are so funny. He's just laying down to you see it. He's like, look, Ollie said, was it if it happens, I'll have a conversation with her about moving forward later? And Amanda's still crying. She's like, eh! I like she's crying so much. So Paige is like, um, don't start something

if you know you can't finish it. Call therapist. Lindsay has 25 on speed dial. She'll give you one, a good one. Oh, I say speed dial, I mean, like old fashioned speed dial. Okay, she doesn't even have a cell phone. She's not even in the century. So sad.

She's got 25 and they're literally written down on cards in a roll of decks. So if you can just get to that, you're gonna need a roll of five, all right. She mentioned something about the dewey decimal system. I don't even know. So then she's now on top of Jason and the bedroom when they're making out. She goes, let me explain to you. I am there. I am the day people. I am a dare Because I wouldn't be the guy I'd worry about. I'm here for you, and I know how to make a sandwich. Oh!

Make out, make out, make out, and that's the end. Good for Jason. You know, that was, you know, he was really was trying. I mean, he took Lindsay to various bedrooms so many times. And I thought, this is not not gonna work out for him, but guess what, he pushed it to the friend zone. Good for him. I mean, good for Lindsay and Jason just being like,

you know what? Let's make some dinner out of the scraps because both of them do that. And you know, I'm gonna have a good couple of weeks. And I think that Jason's the biggest catch, right? Like he's hot and he cooks, and he seems really nice. So like Lindsay sort of, I think, I mean, it's a big he cooks and he seems really nice. So like Lindsay sort of, I think, I mean, it's a big upgrade from Stravig at the very least and ever

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