Watch What Crappens - Winter Is Crappening: Game Over

Episode Date: May 20, 2019

With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to "Game of Thrones." Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seasons of world building and character development culminate? We address all the pressing questions in our final episode of "Winter Is Crappening." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Winter is Crapin' a podcast about Game of Thrones Which just ended oh my god? I am Ben Mandelker and joining me as usual is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Carem And we're both from watch where crap ends the podcast. That's all that bravo and all that fun stuff Ronnie, how are you doing? How are you feeling? I'm okay, you know, I am so I'm just that kind of person who's easily abused because like,

you can do anything to me and then you just act nice after and I'm like, oh my God, you're not a terrorist after all, you're just like really nice, let's date forever. And that's how I felt watching that Danny scene. I was like, why am I totally fine with her now? I get it, I get it. So, Game of Thrones, it is now signed off the air for good. It is officially over.

The era of Game of Thrones has come to a close. There are going to be prequels down the line. I'm sure there'll be a reboot, but for right now, the one that started it all is over. And honestly, right out the gate, I actually really enjoyed the finale. Considering how much I just liked last week's episode I actually had low low hopes for Fortunites finale, but I really liked it and the funny thing was I was like I really liked this and then I went on to my phone and Like there was a USA today had a review that was like this is the most disappointing thing that could have ever been done for all the fans and all of America I was like why? Well, they were on it.

Look, I haven't even looked at my phone because I've learned if I hate something, look at my phone. If I like something, don't ever look at my phone again. Okay, I'm gonna be totally off the phone because I don't wanna know. I don't wanna hear people complain. I didn't think, look.

I like it. Do I wish it was musical? Yes. Do I wish that the ending had a roller skating finale or something a little more exciting? Yes, of course I musical. Yes. Do I wish that the ending had like a roller skating finale or something a little more exciting? Yes, of course I do. Absolutely. I mean, that's just a given. I mean, I wouldn't like that every episode, you know, right? So but yeah, I just thought it was so funny that like I left it in I was like, yeah, that was pretty good

And that there was an article that was so intensely negative right out the gate. It's like, okay, well I'm sure the internet is going to have a field day with all of this. Well, I was also very proud of us for making shut up brand shirts because what a time to be alive. I mean, go buy your shut up brand shirt people. Okay, make us rich. There is no reason we should not be rich off those shirts.

Yeah. I know we weren't really ahead of the curve on this. And by ahead of the curve, I mean that we started podcasting for season eight and then decided that we hated brand. But I feel like our hatred of brand, we really articulated it right out of the gate and everyone should, you know, should see this through. So if you want to share it, take crappenswirtch.com. Yeah, but to say watch our crappens.com or crappensmirtch.com to buy your shut up brand T-shirts. And by the way, be sure to follow us on social media at WatchworkRapins, et cetera. So now, let's just dive into this finale, this crazy old thing, and that was the one

part that I was not happy with, of course, is brand. I mean, of course, brand, and otherwise lovely finale for me, brand would ruin it by stealing everything. Yeah, got a little slow at the end for me, but I ruin it by like stealing everything. Yeah, got a little slow at the end for me, but I thought they tied it up okay. You know, I kind of disappointed that a woman did not win this because hello, it's like a girl power show. So for it to be a bunch of men making the decisions at the end, then they gave you know, we'll get there. We'll be get there. That's my general feeling. I literally just got a text from a fraternity brother

Who said the game with thrones but he is BS. I hope you call them out on it Literally America is gonna just like burn down tonight That's an un sensing. Well, it's good that we record right after yeah, yeah Because we're not out there with people tipping over cars and burning each other alive You know, that's nice. Could you imagine people are really tipping over cars over Game of Thrones over like brand? I mean, I've never seen this many straight people upset about the same thing I mean all week long it has been straight guys just losing their fuck and straight girls to yes But I mean just everybody is losing their mind and normally it's over one sport or one football team

But this is like the whole country, you know, they're all losing their fucking minds. I know that's what sort of made it so hilarious to me I don't know I I was also like laughing. I this is like so cruel of me But I was laughing thinking of all the bro tears that must have been like flowing at the end of this episode You know, I don't know why bro tears make me laugh. Well bros one So I don't know what they're so upset about. I guess I'll be reading it all night when I finally go to bed.

Ugh, so the episode, of course, opens up with its opening credits and two things. First of all, what's the name of that first location that they show in the opening credits, like the hold, right, or something like that? I'm like, this? No, not the wall, like, you know, they show the wall with a big hole.

Oh, it's a little lamp that got attacked by the White Walkers first. Yeah, I'm like, you guys had one scene, this entire season, and you guys have snuck your way in the opening credits every single episode. I thought there'd be something that might happen today with that location again, and no, absolutely not. I don't know.

I don't know what it is. I don't even want to say what it is, because everyone's going to get mad know, I don't know what it is. I don't even want to say what it is, because everyone's going to get mad until I know it's on that map, okay? I know. But it was tiled over, so they're dead. They just want to brag about their tiling in the property where

there's opening of this show. Yes. Another thing I noticed in that was that they still have Jamie and Cersei in the opening credits, like leading the opening credits. And I was like, oh my god, does this mean they're alive? Well, right.

It's very exciting. Either they're alive or they've got great agents, you know, who really negotiated a good deal for them. I mean, we got to see their faces. And I wonder like if you even see their faces, if that counts as, you know, okay, you get your full episode salary. Yeah, I don't know. Did you see the stuff that was going around that she gets a million dollars in episode

and all she had to do was like stand on a balcony? I know. I thought that was, like in case you guys are worried that there's not enough women winning who is the ultimate winner in all of this. Yeah, I definitely saw an internet meme that shows like a pile of rubble and then a hand sticking out holding a glass of wine, which I loved. And you know I was hoping that would happen during that bruc scene tonight.

Yeah. And they didn't change King's landing. I thought they would show King's landing decimated in that opening. I was thinking that too. And in my mind I was like, I think it looks decimated, but maybe that's me projecting onto it. Like, I thought for sure the castle would be really like not looking great, but it looked pretty much the same. Yeah, considering all that happened,

they're like, okay, well, we're opening a ross on this corner. I'll be waiting a minute. I don't think there's anything left of this town. Why does it still look like a Caesar's walk in Vegas, you know? Yeah, it's like, you know, it's like when you go on to Yelp for a hotel and it looks so beautiful and then you get there and it's a dump. You're like, wait a second.

I feel like I said that last week also, but the point still remains. Bed bugs are forever, guys. Yeah, exactly. So, um, the, so then after the opening credits, um, we then open the episode with Tyrion walking through the ashes and looking at, you know, the wreckage and the carnage. And I was like, oh my god, are we really gonna do this again? We sat for like 20 minutes last episode. Are we really gonna come back to like have more like, like ponderous thoughts about the terrible things that happen at King's Landing? Yes, it's sad.

But come on, let's move forward now. And also did anybody die besides the little girls? No. Well, little girls are Very easily burned alive by dragons. It's like miss hand again finally had her way You know, it's like only little girls got killed with me. Oh Especially if you're a little girl holding a toy horse in the show like you better you better think twice because this is Not a great track record. Yeah, but Santa tries to give you a little horse to him to fuck off fatty.

Yeah, but by the way, those toy horses, wow, do they really stand up? I mean, Shireen's toy, the toy of that girl, and last week, I mean, they survive the fire and they're usually, people find them all over the place. Like, hey, look, there's a toy horse that caught my eye. I like that everybody thought that that was a toy car. I read it all you asked if it was and everybody around the internet was like does she have a car? What the hell? Like after the Starbucks thing nobody could forget it.

I know well like Hot Wheels was like we are gonna pay five million dollars for a product placement and I'm sorry it doesn't work in our world. It's a fantasy world of course it could work okay six million deal wait We'll be able to pay for how our Ghost to come back and say by the John okay, we're in it's hot wheels Hot wheels are so hot in King's ending King's landing Yeah, it gives a new word new meaning to the word hot wheels you know so a new word, new meaning to the word Hot Wheels, you know. So, uh, Tyrion's, Tyrion's walking around and I was like, you know, I'm really too shallow

to watch this show. A traumatized dude with all this closed burned off just kind of traumatized, did we, like, yeah, walks, walks past Tyrion and I'm like, that guy was so fine. Like at least turn back and look at the guys, but hasn't he gone through enough? That poor guy, he just walking. I feel bad for the actor actually because he was like, oh my god I got a role in Game of Thrones and he's just like burned and blurred out and just walking around in this bad background Yeah, which I guess is back she almost all the extras on this show since the beginning of time Yeah, so yeah, he's walking around the little girl in the horse and John and

Tyrion are looking down at her. And Tyrion's like, I gotta go bro. Yeah. I've got to go see where my brother and sister have their last make out. I know. Exactly. And John's like, I'll come with you. He's like, no.

I must go alone to wherever I'm going to, which is what I'm going to. Yeah. Which he knows. And they pass the broken ball on the ground. I was like, oh my god, Merca. So then the soldiers are all lined up and Greyworm is giving his speech. In the name of one true king,

that Nara is Targaryen, I sent it to you all today. And Sean's like, dude, these are prisoners, the war's over. Yeah, Greyworm is such a dick now. He's officially no longer one of my favorites like way demoted a long time ago Because he's grayworm is like like he has become demented right now and he's being such a dick and he's like No, these are these people must be killed because they're a said so and Davos is like look around we won He's like I've been my queen's orders not yours like okay, Greyworm

You know what you need to like have like a donut or something, because I think you're just hangry at this point. I know, and I feel like I understand, like we all grieve in our own ways, but we also, you know, we all deal with grief in our own ways, but we also deal with grievers in our own ways, and my way to deal with a griever is to send a very nice text and possibly a fruit basket, like a fruit bouquet.

Yeah. Fruit bouquet. Yeah. Fruit bouquet place, okay. Yeah. I don't want to sit here and watch you decapitate people in the streets. How about that, Greyworm? Yeah, Greyworm.

So yeah, my orders are to kill everyone who follows her, C. Lanister. And these are free men and they chose to follow her, and so then there's this intense moment between John and Greyworm, because John grabs Greyworm's arm to be like, no, you know. And so then there's like this intense moment between John and Greyworm, because like John grabs Greyworm's arm to be like, no, don't. And then it's like cry face versus constipation face.

It's like, hmm, that love emotions. He's got a new face tonight. It's like the great tired, er, it's the tired face. You know, it's just like, I'm exhausted and I'm older now for having dealt with all you idiots. It's like just tired faces. Not even cries, like, John's not even crying. This is crazy.

And then Greyworm just goes to Slit and Threats. Yeah, he's like whatever. I mean, actually, if anyone really should have been killed or should have been soldiers for sure, I mean, not that soldiers deserve to die. I'm not saying I'm just saying, like, compared to the innocence, right? Like, at least there's some logic in terms of killing these guys for

on behalf, because they fought for Cersei, you know? That is... Okay, okay, you know what? I'm just gonna... They're fictional people, so everyone just calm down. No one was really killed. And I'm waving to you while you're alone on your eyelids. I'm like, I love that, like, I decide to stop everything to like discuss the like the gray worms logic. I'm like well, you know You had a point So Terry and walks into the map room the old map room, which is now Crust with ash falling in it and there's a crack down the middle of the country So you know, but I mean this castle is sick. It castle is... Yeah, it's poetry. Yeah, exactly.

And by the way, this castle definitely not up to code. And I feel like really not a good time to go wandering through it. You know, like little bricks are falling. I just feel like I would maybe wait a little bit, you know. But I have, I want to know whoever built the stairs because the stairs in this castle really held up. I mean, more than anything else, the stairways all held up. I know. Well, those stairs are must be the same material as those little toy horses because I mean, they're just basically

indestructible at this point. So he goes down, down, down, down into the basement and he's just staring at the dragon head like Jesus. And what? And I'm don't. These look cute in the puppy store. Mm-hmm. But why did he go down there, honestly? I mean, did he? Because he knew where his sister was, because he told Jamie where to take Cersei, like how to get out.

Maybe, I guess maybe he was like, well, he's hoping that he wouldn't find them there and that they would have escaped, I suppose. Yeah. Yeah. So he goes down there and then he file it finds a capyla bricks And there's like a little space about the bricks So he climbs through that and he gets into the other area

He gets into the area where they were and he sees more bricks and then he sees Jamie's hands taken through the bricks sort of like Carried but like not You know and I hope my family was watching this because when my grandmother passed away They were vultures, okay? Did you see Terryion leave that solid goalhand there? Not my aunties. They want to have that shit in a velvet bag in a minute. No time, okay? They want to have that shit in their trunk and some pick and save boxes. Yeah. So Tyrion is like very sad and he starts pulling a little bricks off and then he finds, you know know Jamie and Cersei together dead. So they earn their credit for the episode because they pulled bricks off their faces.

And he starts rattling. Yeah. He starts sobbing and then banging down a brick and then we see Arya or Arya. She's walking amongst the dead and then she's just kind of looking at the army. You know, and then I have to also give credit. I think the stairs in this episode were all built by the Dothraki. Are those the toughest fucking people you've ever seen in the world? Every time you saw me Dothraki is still alive. Every time we think they've literally been wiped off the planet, it's like oh by the way here's more Dothraki. They are very tough people. I mean let's counter-rog people, you know, put him in the front line in any battle

And they'll still just keep coming back Yeah, apparently and also by I thought are you left on a horse? So why is she back here? Did she just like hop on that horse the end of last episode and be like I'm getting on a horse And I'm getting off immediately because I don't know what's worse. That was an odd choice Right like what what was that horse was that like the horse that inspired her to go sail off to the west? Like, I thought she was like, like by this point, I thought she was like, you know, off to go find hot pie

somewhere, but like, you would not believe what happened. It gings like, it gings land landing. Fucking hot pie. Oh, hot pie. Where's hot pie, by the way? Why don't we get any resolution with hot pie? Oh god, I'm so glad he didn't come in and try and like be the mayor Imagine like when everything fell like hello. I'm hot pie

I'd like to run for mayor. I understand the importance of gluten Oh, you know what they so just need lots and lots of pies right on it Hey, he should be the new master of whispers because that he's a gossipy little bitch I know he could like send little messages in his pies Master of pies new office. We don't need master of whispers anymore cuz brand can hear everything cuz he's fucking three-eye Raven So why not have a master of pies? I guess you won't tell anybody anyway fucking brand like he has all these powers. he won't even use. Okay, so the most useless psychic ever. Terrible choice of a terrible, terrible choice by Tyrion, if you ask me. Totally.

But we'll get to that. So, so yeah, so Arya is still just like walking around and then like, she's like walking along the side and like watching John and then like, John is like walking, like he's like pushing horse out of the way, is like Very risky if it were me. I know I'd have already got like a hoof in the stomach like five times by now So I was already very nervous for him Yeah, it's like he's really nice to people but then he pushes horses. You see that's a kind of person Of course, so John Yeah, so he's walking through the army up to the the queen winner Winner winner chicken dinner.

Spot at the top of the stairs. And Arya is watching him and kind of following him through the crowd, which really scared me because it was a mirror of when her dad got beheaded. Oh, Jesus. So I was just waiting for John to get his ass beheaded. Arya loves a simultaneous trot. Like if someone's like trotting on one area, in one area,

she loves to trot secretly along the side like I think She loves keeping pace with people Well, it's what you get when you're little you know you can't see Yeah, you got a balcony. There's no like army balcony Yeah, okay the smaller people in the army want to make sure you can see yeah So John like goes up this like enormous staircase and you know, credit where credit is due, John must be in terrific shape because he's not even panting, he's not out of breath, he's just climbed 180 stairs and is like, hello, I'm happy. Oh, and then Danny's walking towards him and I'm like, oh my god, please don't kill John,

please don't kill John. And as you walk towards him, Drogon has just dropped her off and his wings spread and it looks like wings are coming out of her. Yeah. I mean, this shows really beautifully done, you know for those of you with your fucking change.org Just look at that shot. Okay. Why don't you complain to like the big bang theory? Okay, go complain to them I like that I like that she looked like she was in an evidence in this video, you know Like I thought she's about to do some like real emo rock, you know Very excited. I don't know what she's about to do, but I know what she just did.

She's got her hair did. I mean, it's back to being amazing. It's like, okay, I just took down an entire country. Gonna have some braids. Yeah. And then she gets into like an even like scarier authoritarian, you know, costume and then all her armies down there. And she's up above.

And there's like a giant banner. It's like teeterine towards triumph of the will. And I was like, okay, all right, we get it. She's close. She went from white to black immediately, whichever I like that. They didn't even give her the the option of like, I don't know, beige, you know, on her transition from good to evil. It's like a beautiful white fur from Billers one week and then a bad ass leather outfit with a maroon shawl coming. Yeah, they're very on the nose when

when people are evil they just like immediately put them in black leather. I mean like change it up. How about like a fuchsia or something. So she's on top of this gigantic gigantic staircase okay and John's right there. I then you got like the whole army like way down below and she's like blood of my blood. it's like they can't hear you you're so far away what are you doing you need a megaphone she's projecting that's what she's doing okay this girl went to theater camp she's like blood for my blood and

they all quiet down and she's like you kept your promises to me you killed my enemies and I am sooons. You tore down the straw. Did I go see her all of a sudden? I love the pen. You gave me seven king dums. You gave me pockets. I love the pockets. I'm my new garment. I love the cut.

I love the silhouette. I'm just crazy about my new jacket. You're in. And then the dragon lands next to her kind of on one of the little side building. And he's like, I was like, you know what? Okay, we get it. You're terrifying. You're a dragon. Congratulations. Could you park your dragon somewhere else? Okay. Your dragon catch is coming here at Park where it wants to. I mean also, uh, hello dragon, you weigh like a thousand tons, okay? Could you like not sit on the wall that's just barely standing up?

Okay, it's not made of little toy horses that can fall over. Don't sit on the furniture. Get down! I'm not standing there with a water bottle. Like, get down! That dragon needs to be a squirt him right in the nose. It is really like, stay off of the counters, okay? Like, stay off the counters and you're like stay off of the counters, okay? Like stay off the counters and

you're not allowed to scratch the sofa, okay? So to Greyworm, she makes Greyworm the commander of all my forces. And you'll have walked with me since the Plaza of Pride, you're the bravest of man, you're most loyal to the soldiers. She's like I name you commander of the forces and like what was he before Wasn't he up like wasn't he already sort of the commander of the forces like well now he's the Queen's master of war And it's kind of one of those tricky ways of not giving people a raise. Yeah, it's just like I've made up a really fancy name for you Now you're the Queen's master of war. Like that, like that, like that. Okay, enjoy supporting your family on $16,000 a year. Thank you.

You basically got an associate producer credit. It's like, oh my God, I'm an associate producer. Okay, enjoy that. Yeah, a family-be-credit. Basically. So then the soldiers start doing their stomping thing and rhythm for her. Right.

Just really cool, because I just watched Beyonce's homecoming. So I was into it. Yeah, almost the same set. Yeah, almost exactly the same. Yeah. No drag. Put love on top. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah So I was talking to my cousin Jenna and read my cousins before this and I was like how are we even gonna cover this last episode?

Like it's so sad and of course the answer is idiotically. Yeah. Thanks for being here. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So she's basically like, hey Unsullied, you guys were torn from your mothers and now you're in your race of slaves but now you guys the liberators and you have Frered the people of the Kings landing from the grip of a tyrant but the war is not over and we will not lay down our Spheres until we have liberated all the people of the world

Yeah liberated So it's pretty scurry. Yeah, she's like where do you break the wheel with me and they're like like where do you break the wheel with me and they're like So then she just like breathes in the power and she watches them cheer and she's like just breathing it in you know And I was like God, I wish I could be proud of her. I thought she was gonna at least show some kind of her voice I know that she did lose her shit, but she didn't she's just like no feels great. I earned it now Yeah, I was hoping I was like, oh, well, maybe, like, reasons can start coming back to her. But then when she started saying

where to keep liberating people, when there's like not really anyone else that's left to be liberated, and then she goes from Winterfell to Doran, like she actually says Winterfell. With John right there, I was like, oh, no, you did not just like, that was a dog whistle as they say. And I heard it in my ears and

John just stands there like the do you know he's like I'm just gonna give you some tired cry face how about that yeah Ari is watching from the back and Tyrion just gets that actriofuck face he gets I love Tyrion's actri face you know yeah well at this point that so it's like Ari is so mad and at this point I'm hoping that she's gonna kill Greyworm steal his face and then kill Daenerys as fake Greyworm because as I said last week It's been a whole season and she hasn't stolen anyone's face So this would be a great time to do it spoiler alert. She never steals anyone's face this whole episode. It drove me nuts No, yeah, I guess they blew their wad with that with the Walter Frey stuff or the Walter Frey. But I still think there was more chances. So Tyrion, yeah, as you said, he has that

like, actually look and he's, he's up there with her. And in my mind, I was like, you know, it would be great right now. It would be so over the top, but it'd be like that perfect, like, can't be weighed as to resolve this entire situation. It would be if Tyrion just like shoved Daenerys, just flung her down the stairs. That would be such a hilarious way to kill Daenerys and I almost thought they might do something like that. But they did. I was thinking he was gonna stab her or something.

You know, I definitely thought he was gonna go for her too, but he doesn't. He just comes and stand next to her and she's like, you're free to a brother. You committed. Tarison. And he's like, yes, and you slaughtered a city. And she's like, Yeah.

And then he like takes his little hand pin and he throws it down the stairs. At which point the entire army like stops doing everything because somehow they can all see and hear this tiny little pin bouncing down his staircase. Well, they probably saw him fling it. He's like, Ah! Don't trust some man who rejects accessories. So then there's a standoff and she's like, take him and so I'm like, Jesus Christ. I'm already having, I'm already standing here with tired cry face. What more do you want from me people? I will add a bit of cold. Yeah.

And the tired crying and cold. And then as they dragged as Tyrion heads off, because he's been, you know, he's been a prisoner about like 45,000 times on this show. So he's heading off and he just gives a look to like John, like, bitch, you better save me. Like you better save me. OK, I made it this far. I made it this, I made it the very last episode

by being a prisoner many times. And if this is the time that I actually get killed, I will not be happy. Yeah, I like the heroes on the show killing people, not just like telling them off and quitting. Yeah, I need something more from you. So John's just, of course, like you said, just like tired, cold cry face towards Tyrion. And then he like turns and like, oh, it's like standing right next to him. Jesus, would you stop doing that?

What are you even doing here? You've been here all this time? Yeah, and you know, in our day and age, people would be crying the second they even walked in those gates. Arya died, I think, 13 times yesterday. Okay, she's like, hi, doing great. Take a little shower to rest stop. Send a pitch into hot pie.

Everything's great. Came to kill Cersei, but your queen got here first, so great. Thanks for wasting my time and almost getting me killed again. And he's like, she is everyone's queen now. Ooh, this is the sound of his face moving. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I love that Sansa is finally back. I spent a lot of the early part of the season being annoyed at Sansa. But now it's gone down. I've never okay, it just gives off to the throat. She's you know Give Joan sense at this point, you know, yeah, and also it would keep the Jonas guy and the public eye

Mm-hmm. So are you see she's like John dumbass You know that she knows you're the rightful king and she's gonna kill you right? He's like really that He's like I'm not so sure about that. I mean She seems pretty reasonable to me aside from everything that just happened. Yeah. So John has escorted down to speak to Tyrion and hands over his sword to the guards and stuff. And of course, Tyrion's first question is exactly what my mother says every time I get off the plane. Did you bring any wine?

I was gonna say that Tyrion was really, he was really honing my friend Sylvia. That's what you would do. Did you bring any wine? At least a bath bomb. He just, to bring any cheeses, any feta, any whipped feta by any chance. He's really being, are you here to take, take, take. So he's like, well, our queen doesn't keep pretty much for long. I suppose there's a cool kind of justice in this.

I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burned. Now his ashes can tell my ashes. See, I told you so, queen. Yeah. I'm like, hmm, Tyrion, I feel like you've been funnier. I feel like this is not your best work. Like, I think you need hmm, Tyrion, I feel like you've been funnier. I feel like I Feel like this is not your best work like I think you two really workshop that joke some more He's depressed and without line

So John makes nobody feel better ever. You know, that's the thing about John He doesn't have a very good bedside manner. He's just always like right He's the guy to come to see you in the hospital and just sob. It's like, I'm the one in the hospital. Yeah. You make an effort here. Yeah, put on a smile. At least try a smile. He's like, well, the war is over now.

And he's like, is it you idiot? You dumb fuck. Did you just hear what she said out there? Were you listening? What were you doing out there? Yeah. And he's like, well, I betrayed my queen. I do the gun. And he's like, well, I betrayed my queen. I do the gun.

And Tyrion's like, well, she liberated the people of Slavers Bay in King's Landing by basically starting the Mullet Fire. And you know, that's how she's going to keep on liberating people. So, and John's like, and she's been by our side counseling Hunter today. He's like, yeah, until today.

First was right, I was wrong. How many times do I have to say? Yeah, and John's I'm talking today. He's like, yeah, until today. Veris is right. I was wrong. How many times do I have to say? Yeah, and John's like, oh, because he's like, oh, he's like, you know, Veris is right. And like, I tried to guide her, but you know, of course, that, you know, that's what our nature is. It's fire and blood. And John's like, oh, you think our houses are printed on us

when we're born? I'd be firing blood too. She's not her father, no more than your child and Lanister. I'm like, you know what, relax, Mary. Okay, can you be just like, your friend isn't prison about to die. Can we just like spare the dramatics? Also to people who say we don't become our mothers bull shit

You are listening to Rod to carom right now. I'm totally 100% my mother Yeah, John is just based like a teenager. He's like I'm not my parents I'm gonna go to the Angelica film center and watch an indie film now, because I'm an adult. Yeah, and Terri and Psychwell, my father wasn't evil man, my sister wasn't evil woman, but put together the people they killed are far fewer than your queen. Yeah.

And he's like, you know, dude, the bell was rang, the battle was over, and he's like, Well, she's so her best friend beheaded. And then her dragon's gonna show off the scar. She didn't have anyone to do a half of the final battle. She asked for a pumpkin spice latte and they gave her a small latte. You can't start your day like that.

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Would you have blown up King's Landing? He's like, I don't know. He's like, you do know. He's like, it doesn't matter what I do. He's like, John, you're really testing my every last nerve in this scene right now. Okay. John, you've been an extremely brave person

through this entire show. I want to thank you for all the battles, battle of the bastards. It was extremely impressive. Exactly. I did dead people battle. That was a good one. You've been really good.

But you need to get your balls out of your, you know, hands. You said John. Just just just just just remember that what you're sort of trying to defend right here, like you're you're doing this because you're sort of in love with your aunt. Okay. And that's like really like we're not here for that. You are always focused on this amp thing. Who cares? There's a brother and a sister who were fucking and no one bats an eye Well, I mean, you know, you know why? Because I care I care that I care that he focuses and and that like that it really was not addressed in a I mean, it was sort of addressed in that like she still wants to like, you know

She wants to get it on with him, but he doesn't want anymore. But I think it needs to be addressed. I'm sorry. I don't think that's how they did it in those times, especially her family. There's a lot of incest in that family. That's true. There is. There is, you know.

So John's just being a whist and he won't talk about it. And so John's like, he doesn't even know what I do. And he's like, yes, it does. Okay. She murdered the slavers, no one complained, because they were evil. Then she crucified the nobles, and they could, you know,

who could argue that they didn't deserve it. They were evil too. And the dothraki, she burned alive, you know, they would have done worse to her. But every time she murdered somebody evil, we'd cheer louder and louder. And she's more sure that she's right. And I'm like, you know,

actually I'm kinda more on Danny's side. You're giving us this totally turning me. I know, that's what I wrote down too. I'm like, you know, actually, I'm kind of more on Danny's side. You're giving us this totally turning me. I know that's what I wrote down to. I was like, wait a second. Aren't you? Aren't you? Is this I feel like you're supporting Danny with this speech right now? I was sort of confused by the logic of it all. He's like, I mean, wouldn't you kill whoever stood between you and paradise? I was like, so you are saying that you understand why she burdened on the city. Yeah. He just forgot to add that all the innocent people were in this one, you know.

Right. So then Tyrion gives him his final please. Like, I know you love her. I love her too. Not as successfully as you, but I believed in her with all my heart. He's like, he's like, you know, I love her. But sort of in that way, where you hear that great song on the radio, and you say, I love this song. This song goes my jam, but then it plays every single hour and you're like

I'm really sick of the song. I used to love it and I'll always have a special place for it But I don't think I have to listen to this song anymore. You know like that John. I know. I was like when did we start talking about Megan trainer? Megan trainer is a generis. I know, right? Oh, no, don't take the nearest down to that level. Well, I'm sorry. Daenerys destroyed an entire city. And that's basically what my container did. I feel like to a lot of our souls.

You can't get my number. I'm hot. I'm hot. Yeah, I made up my container. So John says love is the death of duty interior and transback to him He's like, did you just come up with that? Cause that is like the smartest thing you've ever said Yeah, he's like no master a man came up with it and then and then turn it's like well sometimes Judy is the death of love. I'm like we have been talking about this for 10 minutes now

It just just tell John Kildenaireses, just Killer. Killer. Yeah, I mean, I was at the point where I was like, this is the last episode. I don't have time to watch you walk through town for 10 minutes crying, okay? That's a lot. I'm like, hello, we are burning up some serious real estate. I need to know what happens with all my favorite characters.

I want to know what Hop-Pi is cooking. I need to know what Brienne is up to. I want to know what she's crying about probably up in the North Like I cannot be sitting here while you guys like volley full of softwaqla ramblings about love and duty Yeah, so Tyrion's like you're gonna die next you know that right and John's like well sub to her She's queen. I'm you know, I'm to vote it No, and so he's like I'm sorry. You're dying. I'm'm sorry you're gonna die. I put on the man bun today I thought it was gonna go better. This is usually actually a lucky look for me. So

And so then finally she was like, okay, fine like it's your queen But what about your sisters? You think they're gonna bend the knee? John's like Cry face isn't cry face. Yeah, he's like, but my sister's and I like it the end of the day John will just do whatever you tell you just have to really talk John into something Yeah, yeah, because charion's like yeah, you better kill her. You're gonna need to do that. Okay So John leaves and then he's walking through the ashes down a line of soldiers Through the ruins towards the castle and then it looks like a big pile of rubble is about to implode and it's the dragon. Yeah, the dragon. God bless his heart. He's just sleeping there in the in the ash. He finally is like,

finally go to sleep. I've been wanting to sleep for a long time. I've been flying me all over this nation. Finally to, oh, oh, who's walking nearby? Oh, man, I was just about settling into a good dream. I put this space right up to John's and then goes back to Fidel. So John goes in and goes under the arch and I thought this was pretty cool because then we see Daenerys walking in her black leather and maroon-solving. I don't know why I need to write this shit down. But she's going in and this is a call back to the predictions. Do you remember this scene?

This was from the house of the dead, they called called what what the one the warlocked house in yeah And when they kidnapped her dragons and she had these These four shadow wings or whatever visions. Yeah, and at that time This is one of them. Yeah, and at that time everyone thought it was the throne in snow because it was like a white Everyone thought it was like a white walker Apocalypse vision, but it's actually the throne in ash. Yeah, after she's destroyed the city, it was pretty cool. Yeah. So, I wrote, is this where she has to go see her husband? Because that was the other part of that

prediction, where she's in this room, she goes up to the throne, and then she's with Drogo and their baby. Hmm, I'm not surprised. Is this where she like literally dies girl? So she goes up to the throne and then she's she's with Drogo and their baby I'm not sure is this where she like literally dies girl. So she goes up and she's getting the angel music playing and It's like really kind of heroic like she's smiling and she's just so darn cute You know, and I was like why do I even hate this girl? I love her I love her and she was like about to go sit on that throne. Like, she like had her hand right on like a little knob of like the arm. And I was like, she's gonna sit.

And then I was like imagining if like Cersei looked like a whoopee cushion on there because she totally would. You know, she's like, I may die, but whoever sits here, everyone will think that they thought it. Huh. Oh, so she sees John. She turns, she turns to Siddle Oh, so she sees John. She turns, she turns to sit on that bitch. She sees John.

So she's like, I should I do John a favor. I know he likes a speech. So she talks and then she brings up that she always heard that the, the throne was made from thousands of swords of eggons and enemies. And she's like, what do the, what does the thousand look like to a girl who can't count to 20? And I was like, first of all, common core. And second of all, this is really cool that they brought this set because in the drawings of the throne, the throne is really high. Like, you have to climb up this fucking thing. I don't know. They came up, they tied up a lot of things in it that I thought

was pretty cool that people are maybe a little too angry to appreciate today. Okay, okay guys. Yeah, and this becomes like this, what does it mean to a girl who doesn't even know how to count to 20? This becomes a very sudden character, aspect of her character over the next three minutes, because that feels like every two minutes she's like, do you know what it is like to finally ride a dragon when you don't even know how to count to 20? It's like okay. Alright. It's like every juice I guess. I'm like for a girl who's learned like 30 languages in a week, like she's really

impressed that she got to 20. I know, she's like a major moment in her life was when she finally broke the threshold. She's like 20, 21! I did it's just like a major moment in her life was when she finally broke the threshold. She's like 20 21 I did it Big moment for her So he's like I saw Gray warm soldering soldiers in the street. Don't you give me a speech? I'm the queen of speeches bitch Yeah, and she's like, but it was necessary honey He's necessary have you been found there? There are children, little children. I literally passed five burned little girls.

All at the same toy, a very popular and resilient toy. And they all had it. OK, that's how I'm going to do my little girls. And by the way, John, if you're about to go face your crazy ex-girlfriend who kills anyone these days and you know you're gonna kill her Maybe try having a better poker face than like cry face. How about like don't look like you're about to kill her with like Tariya is right now. You should be like smile. That's the same face he gives her when he's about to make love to her So I'm sure too who knows with John, you know, she's like, oh god time for another serious conversation with this one

Yeah, god explain slaughter to him. Alright. So then she whips out her defense. He's like, I tried to make peace with Cersei and she used their innocence as a weapon. And he's like, and Tyrion, she's like, be trade me, conspired with my enemies. And he would do the same to you, and it would break your heart. Oh my God, I my god. I'm totally on your side And then she said, oh, I'm band this whole time Why would you have to do this to me? Yeah, and she's like, well, what would you do? And he's like, I would forgive them. I'll forgive all of them. And she's like my boyfriend's a pussy Yeah, he's like you have to you know rule with forgiveness and stuff and she's like we can't hide behind small mercies

Okay, yeah, and he's like I just want a world of mercy and she's like, we can't hide behind small mercies, okay? Yeah, and then she's like, I just want a world of mercy and she's like, it will be, it's going to be a good world. I mean, ever since I was a girl who didn't even know how to count to 20, I knew I wanted a world of mercy. That's how I didn't know how to count to 20. It was like a whole issue with my family. Yeah, and she's like, it's gonna be a great world

once it's all bound down to me. Just keep coming, It's gonna be great So he's like I don't even know what's good anymore He's like how do you know it'll be good? How do you know she's like? Because I know what is good. Okay, hello New Queen Queen says what's good? Yeah, and she's like be with me build a new world with me It's all reason you were a little boy with the bastard's, and that was a little girl who couldn't count to 20 again. Did I mention that, John?

Did I mention, yes, yes, we'll do it together. We'll break 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 wheels together. And he's like, okay, you're my queen, Bet. And then they make out. And then as they make out a stab. She's like, 20 watts. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. She was about to say it. Oh, bless her. Yeah. Oh, and she nice pretty easily It was a very you know it was it was a death that I really enjoyed it was very melodramatic

It was a standard you know like I'm kissing you and killing it at the same time I'm crying and I'm it's it was very melodramatic very over the top the blood circle We have her mouth and she fell back and just like the portrayal and the understanding and the love of an ant to her nephew, you know. I liked it. So she died and then you hear the dragon. Oh!

Dragon knows. I was on the wall and knows and it comes trampling in, it smells her and then like kind of has a face off the John and God damn it, I never know what a dragon's thinking. I, she's so frustrating. what a dragon's thinking. I So frustrating. It's hard to know. I'm like are you happy or you sad? Like do you blame John? Can you can you deduct or can you deduce that it's an iPhone her and someone wants to put that there like right? I don't understand dragons. I need more explanation. You will never understand dragons

I was actually hoping the dragon was gonna like blow fire at John But because he's a Targaryen He would be totally fine and I thought he'd walk out of it and then be the new king of the fire Yeah, and be like naked. Yeah, and it would have been I thought it'd be like an exciting moment You know, but instead I mean Drogon I mean Drogon knows what's up That's I think what we learn because Drogon doesn't even bother going after John. Drogon knows that Daenerys was going nuts. I think so because what Drogon does instead is basically burn down the iron throne. Drogon just like blows fire at the throne, melts it down, which I thought was a little aggro. I mean, this is, I think there's like a whole issue with

mourning with Daenerys and Targaryen. They just don't mourn in peaceful ways. Yeah, it's just it's just a culture that doesn't appreciate artistry of furniture. No, it was a beautiful throne. Yeah, like just ruining, that was a beautiful city. You know, just the way they did it. I mean, there's poisonous gases. Maybe you could poison the water supply.

I don't know, I was, I didn't like that. I'm gonna make art. Make art. How about that? Do something beautiful. Yeah, the, he melts down that that Throne and then he grabs Danny with his claw and he flies away and it was really a beautiful scene Which it was I don't like talking like that especially when we're doing a show But I was like and here it was no it was it was very nice and it was I thought it was really well done

I also I enjoyed that the dragon, you know, I was mad that the dragon was so destructive, but at the same time, I mean, I also really enjoyed that the dragon was so petty too. I was like, fuck this, this throne, I'm burning it down. And then I'm gonna flew off with her. It was nice. It was, it was, I thought it was a, it was the sort of epic, fair, well, that I also wish we had gone equivalent of for Cersei. Well, I'm interested to read the truth in the future about what happened with Cersei. I wonder if there was some diva stuff.

I keep hearing grumbling of stuff going on. But I don't know. I don't know anything about that. I'm interested to know. I would love if Cersei went out like a diva like that. I'm not shooting that. They were like, oh, we have to bury her in some rubble. Well, she apparently did resist the way she was killed. I think I felt like I read an interview over the past week where she was like, did not like at all

that that was her death scene. And then like, she had to be convinced. And I think it was, I think Jamie, the actual place Jamie, I think had to convince her and convince her that I was her death scene and then like she had to be convinced and I think it was I think Jamie the actual place Jamie I think had to convince her and convince her that it was like the most appropriate thing ever that they like they die together and there are arms like you know like in the tomb of this thing that she loved the most etc etc but I think she wanted a big epic Hollywood send up. Yeah well we all did yeah and my dream ending for Daenerys was for brand to finally use his powers and see that she was about to kill John and work into the dragon and have the dragon just chop her in half. Oh, kind of

like kind of like a little shop of horror style. Yes. John per and then eat her. And then after he's done, Brandon works out. And then the dragon could start John on fire but then John lives so the dragon's like oh okay you're my new daddy. Yeah, I think that would have been I think that would have been very dramatic and strong but you know what? No one listens to me so you know watching that dragon blow fire at the at the throne it reminds me of many failed dinners I've tried to make for myself, but luckily luckily we know how green green chef green chef is a USDA certified organic company and they are a meal kit they're a fantastic meal kit their plans include paleo vegan vegetarian

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Yeah, he's all dead. I didn't depressed So let's see they're coming to get him presumably to get his ass killed That's what he thinks you know, yeah, but He they're not there's a meeting upstairs. Yeah, so they so Grayworm brings Tyrion out to this this area I believe it's the same area that they had the big meeting at the end of season 7 where they just entered the undead or the white Yeah, the arena. Yeah, it's like a former dragon area. Yeah, exactly. So there's like a cute cabana that set up Clue with some bottle service and we got like all like all the VIPs are there It's like this is some Kings Landing VIP shirt right there. We got Arya.

Lindsay's Lindsay Lowhand's like, you want to be, you want to work this VIP room? You're gonna have to do some lap dances Yeah, it's definitely like Lindsay Lowhand Westeros Club So so let's see you listed them all I didn't didn't know. No, I only started to say, you know, at first we see Aria, we see Sansa, we see Bran. Bran of course just sitting there like, you know, he's the sort of person who's like, he wants a refill on his like Jack and Diet Coke, but he won't address the waitress directly. He has like lean over to Sansa and be like, I like another Jack and Diet and Sansa of course, but like he wants another Jack and Diet, please. Yeah, he's just like the worst audience member ever.

He just sits there with that dead face like, like hey, just got you a singing telegram for your birthday. She can't dance to her ass off and he's like, mm, just shuts the door in her face. Like he just has this board face all the time. Yeah it's like hey look there's your old friend Turion aren't you gonna smile to see Turion? He's like mmm no. Shut up, Bran. So now they're talking about what to do

with John because he and Jail. Oh and also we see Yara Holler. Yeah we see everyone we see like all the heads of the Brienne is there I I was like Leon. Yeah Territory as kingdoms exactly. We we we all we've wind up seeing Sam is there You know Robin Robin. This is I was like very excited to see Robin because Robin was there Yeah, he turned into like a little God who do you look like? Like a young David slumber. I was gonna say John Travolta, but no.

Yeah, no, no, no, I feel like he's, um, he's like someone who wants asked you to like the winter formal and you're like, I guess I'll go. Yeah, but then you find out he's like rich. You know, God damn it. But he picks you up late. Yeah. Yeah, but you find out like years later. Like I think if that guy any time and now he like you know Runs all the way to whatever exactly But this guy is older and he's not on me and was tipped which is nice to see and he seems like he's matured Like they make him seem kind of mature now. Yeah, I would be totally up for like

Like like if they wind up doing like a spin-off like Robin's world like what Robin does these days Yeah, so Sunsa their great-worn brings interior and and Sunsah's like fast John He's like he's our prisoner. We decide what to do with him. This is our city He is like He is basically like like he is just so He's still so extra. I was surprised that he has not calm down yet. Yeah, he still soups man. So, Psalms is like well when you look outside the walls you're gonna see thousands of van who are gonna explain to you why hurting John

Smith's bad idea. Okay, great worm. Yeah. And you'll find thousands of unsullied people with a lot of guys with what am I trying to say? Who are the- oh the- This is like- This is like- Danny's people, my brain is like- I feel like we're playing pyramid all of a sudden. Oh my god, the Throcky, the Throcky. The Throcky.

Jesus Christ, there's so much going on in this show. Well, I like Sansa in this moment because when she's asking for, you know, like, you know, she's got Tyrion, and she's asking for Jon Snow, and she's like, well, they both were supposed to be brought to this gathering. She's basically like me when Postmates messes up my order. I'm like, excuse me, I ordered a diet coke

to go with the sandwich. Where is it? It's a hand to reach out. We had to have a hamburger in French fries. Yeah. So, I really understood Sans's frustration. So you guys are quick to forgive, but the eye and born is not. We pledged our loyalty to the Targaryen.

I'm like, listen, lady, your brother took all of your people's fleet and used it against all of these people. So why don't you just pipe down up? Yeah, relax, Jess. Okay, you should be so happy you're alive because guess what, if it weren't for for for Jon Snow, you would have been your next on Daenerys' list. She mentioned your islands, by the way,

and I guarantee you've not been able to stand up to Drogon. Yeah. I'm literally like, I I have I think so maybe maybe my maybe my mind it's very possible it was in my mind I was like and I'm sure it shouldn't say it was probably implied is implied okay well yours like she freed us from a tyrant uh sauces like well she is a tyrant I'm they start like fighting fighting fighting I know and by the way brand is of no use because they're all like where's John Where's John? Well, maybe brand could tell us since he knows everything

But he's just sitting there just letting everyone argue instead. I know everyone's like I hope it doesn't rain today I'm like, why don't you ask brand? Yeah, they're all like they're all no one wants actually directly ask him They're just hoping he would volunteer the information like a normal person like well It certainly seems nice and sunny. I'm sure it'll stay sunny because that's what I address for it right, Brian You'll never know It's like walking into a house from the future and just not understanding that all you have to say is hey Siri So Arya is like say another word Jess and I'll cut your throat and Davos is like kids

We have cut enough of each other's throats. Okay. Come on. Now, Taroni Bologna, am I saying that properly? Great, Worms. Like, uh, it's basically at this point, evolving into like a Christmas comedy. It's like the whole family's in town.

I'm all fighting. Okay, because the one time that grandma drove her Buick into grandpa's Mintoule shed. He's like, thanks for killing all those dead guys. That was helpful. Your mother, Christine Bransky, no friend of mine. It's like Judy, what's her face should be in it? I forgot her name. Y'all sure I know.

Judy Davis. Let's see. Yeah. Um, so he's like, okay, why don't you just look? We've got some good land. You can have the land because the men who are there are now gone. And by gone, I mean, dead in the street. So I have to sweep them up. Yeah.

Why don't you take the reach? Yeah. Take the reach. It's where the Tarell's were. Diana Rigg used to live there. So it's automatically fabulous. So you'll love it there. And of course, Greyworm is like, no, I want justice.

And like, Greyworm, don't pass up a good castle. Okay, justice is nice, but so is a castle. Yeah, you could kill John from your castle. Just order it then. Yeah. And Tyrion's like, that's not for you to decide. And he's like, oh really? We've heard enough of what you have to say.

Okay. And he's like, nope, you can hate me. I've made terrible, terrible decisions, but it's not for you to decide. Yeah. It's for the king, or the queen. Of course, like, uh, Graerworm is like, damn it. I'm so mad at him, but I love obeying orders, and he's right. I've got no one to obey orders from. I can't do anything till this is resolved. I know, that was pretty good, he stomp to him on that one is

Okay, make a choice then fine you guys choose so that way I can avoid Someone's orders around here You guys like you guys vote on that so I can get on with vicious lean birdering John Okay, that'd be great. So then like so then the guy like that guy from the uri he's like Okay, that'd be great. So then, like, so then the guy, like that guy from the Uri, he's like, but we don't have, Ed Muertouli, the biggest worse on this show. No, no, no, not him, but I was,

well, it doesn't really matter who it was, but it was that old guy who was like the, the guy who was like sort of looking over Robin, he's like, we don't have a king or a queen. He's like, we don't have one. So then Tyrion is like, well, then choose one. I was like, Brienne, my vote is for Brienne. I want Brienne to be the queen.

It'll be, it doesn't make any sense, but I'm for it. God, the queen, she's always on the verge of tears. Like John, that's what you're going to get with John too. Now, this is where I was worried they were going to make the easy choice and just throw John up there. Say no. So Edmire totally gets up there. And of course, I think that's how you pronounce

that. I'll just call him Eddie. He's the one who's married to Walter phrase kid in the red wedding. Yeah. He messed up every actually. He messed up a lot of shit because he was the one who he like he he he abandoned or messed up some military thing he was supposed to do back. I think in season three, and then he captured two like, he was like all excited because he got some Lannister cousins, like no one cared about them. And it's like, look what I did. I got Lannister kids, like you fucking idiot,

you gave up our strategic position. They had to change everything around, which caused like a domino effect that ultimately led to the red wedding. If I remember correctly. Let's just bring it off. Then he gets married off in that red wedding, which is, you know, I mean, he's just the biggest whist.

And so, of course, I thought he was going to speak for somebody, but of course, he's like running for mayor. Yeah. Well, the choice we make today will reverberate through the amulets of history, not a鬧捨ian. Now, I stand as a senior lord of the country, a veteran of two wars.

Oh, Lord, I lived in that frayhouse for a little while Got I didn't eat any of that pie, but I'm also good with games crap At car washes Sounds like uncle please sit down could someone cut off my uncle? All right no more barley soup for him And he just looks at her and actually this looks in like sit-to-fuck down Yeah, even Robin like rolls his eyes and this is Robin, okay? Robbins like can someone open up the moon door like we don't have them over here. Oh never mind

Well, there's something you can throw them down right there just throw them down that thing because you know They're standing in front of the pit. Right, oh that's true. So then we see that even Sam has a seat. And at first I was like, why is Sam there? But then I remember he's like represents the house thoroughly. So that made me happy. And he's like, well, why don't we have an election?

Why is it that we choose? We represent the houses. But why not have the people choose? After all, it's their country, it's their nation. Blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Why don't you just set hot pie vote? Bran is just staring at him like I really hope you feel my stare right now. I hope I'm really penetrating you with the shame because now that your dad's dead someone has to do this to you So then Ed's like well, I suppose you want the crown Bran your Tyrion or no Tyrion's like me, the imp. Have the people hate me for serving to nearest.

And the other have hate me for betraying me. I couldn't think of a worse choice. Would someone like a speech for the Emmys? Okay. What unites people? Armies. Gold flags, gold. Being able to count past 20? Stories.

Stories unites people. Nothing is more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. Nothing can end it. Nothing can begin it. It's a story after all. Stories. Stories.

I love a story. It's a okay, Tyrion. Let's stay story after all. Stories, stories, stories, stories. I love a story. It's a, okay, Tyrion. Let's stay on track here. And he's like, what's the best story here out of all of us? Why? It's that little guy in the chair over there. Brandon, Brandon, Santa, and Santa. He is fell from a window.

He lived. He went past the wall. He lived. He literally speaks to no one and gets one of the center chairs at court. Brand the broken. I'm like okay I would like to object from my couch and just want to point out there's another really good story of a lady named Brienne who'd known with dance with and then a gay kid dance with her because he's nice and then she swore loyalty to him became a became like a fighter and then she saw him get killed by a shadow and then she traveled the countryside and now is here sitting here and has become the first female

night. I think that's a great story. I think that's all about her. Yeah, there's a girl sitting next to you who looks just composed and hair ironed now but she did she was a little smart who wanted to just be popular in Mary King And then she got married to the most evil King in history and murder people tortured her and killed a bunch of hookers and then Then she got sold off to another rapist and a user and And in between that and then public and in between that. that she was married to you dumb fuck she's married to you That's a story She's her my god. I think she might still technically be your wife to be honest So like how about give us all of your wife?

Hello, how about give us all into the little lady who literally has a suitcase full of faces that she can put on Whenever she wants to yeah, that? Here's a great story. She's a girl who is supposed to just sit home and turn butter, but instead decided that she wanted to become a fighter. She went off. Now she knows how to swap faces. She fed Walter Frey, his own family, and then, oh, you know what she did? Oh, I'm trying to remember. I feel like she did something really important. Oh, that's right. She saved the entire world. She killed the night king I don't know. I think that's a pretty good thing That might be worth a mention guys You would even be alive right now for work for that one person

Yeah, and if you know what I remember during her story when she was killing the night king Bran was sitting there working into a raven and doing a joyride around nowhere Because he wasn't helping anything with anyone and did not help any of the subsequent battles Like maybe like sending like one rave in a head to see if there might be any of those scorpions to kill a dragon. I don't know I don't know. Yeah, already got the shaft on this one. Yeah So and Sansa, but um, yeah, I was hoping for those two, but uh Then Tyrion's like oh Sansa's like, uh, hi really like Bran. He's great Don't really know who the fuck he is right now, but

He has no interest in this and he can't even father children and I was like, oh, no thanks, Bran Well, god, she's really Sansa Bran is just sitting there like hmm So then Tyrion's like good children of Kings are terrible This is the weird our queen wanted to break. And from now on, leaders will be chosen, not born. I'm like, you know what? I think you just stop talking about breaking wheels

and talking about like not many brands at the same time. Okay. Also, why do you get to make up rules? Yeah. You just said you weren't the king. He's like, I will not be the king, but everyone will follow these rules. I'm about to lay out.

Yeah. The rulers will not be born. They will be chosen on this spot by dance. Also, Tyrion, you've just spent the entire episode talking about how like, I have advised so many things and everything I've said has been wrong. You even said one of the reasons why you shouldn't be king is because you have given terrible advice over the years.

And then you're like, but here's one thing that is clearly not terrible. Why don't we nominate Bran? Who has about as much charisma as a sea slug. Well, thank God he doesn't have to be voted on, you know? I know, seriously. Jeez, could you imagine him pandering for votes? So then Turion goes up to Bran, who's just sitting there, of course, I'll be there. And Turion's like, Bran, I know you don't want it, but if we choose you,

will you wear the crown, will you lead the Seven Kingdoms from this day until your last day? And Brann, for the first time in like years, gives like a little bit of a smile and is like, why do you think I came all this way? Oh, shut the fuck up. Really, Brann? So you just sat there.

Yeah, and also he's wearing a new cowback, which is also like he totally do This was his master plan what a little bastard You just let the whole city get slaughtered, Graham really this is why you did nothing this whole time So you could be king you little fucker. He knew it. And he has that Smirk I mean that what I hate that response. Why do you think I came here? Shut up, man. Like, major shut up. Yeah, you literally did not help at all. How about the humble? How about say, how about say, oh, thank you.

Thank you for that consideration. I really was not expecting that. How about thank your agent? How about that? Yeah, I mean, look, if he at least tried to help the people with king of sanding, but he's like, nope, knew it. I was just waiting.

So, wow. Take it. I'll take it. So, wow, take it. I'll take it. Yeah. Thank you. Raven number one. Raven number one. Raven number two.

You can go to sleep now. Daddy one. Yeah, he totally forgets to think his husband. So, Ram, like he's holding a refswank right now. That's how a no. He's at in an out burger already. Yeah. So then Terry, uh, Terry is like, Oh, random of how stuck I say I.

And so everyone's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and so on. So it's like, um, way to sack. I really, so I know I've already talked about you, uh, being totally sterile. sterile, so I love you. You're great. Love your cow neck. You'd be a great king, but Tents of thousands of us died in the war, okay, and they're not gonna kneel again to you. Fucker. So we're gonna remain independent. Thank you. Still queen. Yeah, we're gonna be independent, and I know you can't say no to that because I'm your sister and I'm your older sister and I have been feeding you for the past like three years So

Yeah, think about that. I can still flick you in the forehead So last last time I checked brand you did not have to sit through a horrific Performance at your ex-husband's wedding right before he died, okay? So yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep the North Yeah, so I like that she gave herself that because it you know It's like a consolation prize, but still you know issues a queen and he like nods like you fucking bitch I knew you'd ruin this for me. I knew it. I got literally knew it because I'm the three-odd Raven But I just for some reason thought it wouldn't happen, but it then it did anyway

Yeah, and they're like oh well it makes a prophecy make sense because you know look Once you start reading about the shit online and fall down that rabbit hole. Oh my good all the information Right, I think that people who read too much online like me would be disappointed really with anything because People come up with such fantastical endings, you know, yeah, and then when it does kind of follow what they said like the prince the young prince or whatever Which would be him. I mean that totally makes sense what they said, like the Prince, the young Prince or whatever. What should be here? I mean, that totally makes sense. But, well, the prophecy was that, the prophecy was, was basically that Daenerys was gonna die, because the prophecy was something about the, the young Prince, like you said, this, this is the thing that Melisandre was going on and on about for like seasons about,

like, you know, the Chosen One, and there was like some special sword, if I remember correctly, and then like a lady had to die for the for the sky to ascend, etc So it all looked like it was we John Snow as the role of the male, but I don't think that happened I'm a little rusty on that prophecy. I was really up on it like a few months ago But I actually decided not to bone up on it before the season because I kind of But I don't mean just read it. Oh, I just meant like I just wanted to like sort of be surprised by the season, you know. But I seem to remember, I don't see how,

like it feels like the prophecy came half true, right? Cause the nearest died, but then the other half about like the guy ascending. Okay, this is what it is. Please help me. Just think like people start. Yeah, people are people are like, every single week, every single week I get myself

into a fucking hole on the show And then it's like it's like just non stop tweets. Why do I do this to myself? I don't know why I can't I can't stop talking Well a lot of pop-ups on this page, but I'm gonna ignore that okay the Lord let you come back for a reason Stantis was not the prince who is promised, but someone has to be Melisandre to John's now. That's right So the prince that was promised, sometimes the call, sometimes called the prince who was promised, or the one who was promised.

I'm so glad to clarify that. I know, right. Is a prophesied savior in the religion of the Lord of Light. According to the prophecy, this figure would be born amid salt and smoke and polo sword named Lightbringer from the flame. Right, that's a sword.

Which they would use to come back and impending darkness. The prophecy was originally written in high Valerian and this led to a misunderstanding as the nuances of that language were forgotten over the centuries. In high Valerian the word that corresponds to prince is gender neutral. So the correct name for this prophesied savior is the prince or princess that was promised including indicating that it could be a man or a woman. Oh, wow. Yeah, so there's that. And I'm just keep reading it because it says candidates. The next thing is candidates. And I'm reading it. I'm like, oh my god, we're gonna be here. It's a whole thing. That's a whole thing. But long story short, is that there is like the Prince who is promised who has this sword and then like a woman has to

die. Someone has to die. Someone has to die for this prophecy to come true. So, Daenerys dies. So that was, a lot of people were anticipating that at the end of season seven that she was gonna have to ultimately die. And at that time, it was like sad because everyone loved Daenerys,

but now it's like, yes, she's dead. She became awful. I don't know. So anyway, back to this, Bram's like, Lord Tyrion, you were being my hand, and he's like, but I don't want it. I was like, oh my God, are you from the John Snow School of taking a fucking job for Christ's sake?

I know, this whole show could just be the equivalent of going to a party and being like, here, like I brought you this gift. No, you didn't have to. No, please, I really want you to have it. No, I didn't have to no, please. I really want to have it No, I couldn't possibly that's basically the whole show. Yeah sir Rant's like well, I don't want to be king and I'm gonna be king. I'm like what do you mean you don't want to be king?

ass Can we just hurt you? You just said it's like, but I don't deserve it. I thought I was wise But I knew what I thought I knew what was right, but I didn't. And he's like, I chose you, so you have to. And Greyworm's all mad. He's like, you can't let him go. He deserves justice. Like this man as a criminal, he deserves justice.

And Bran goes, he just got it. He's made tons of mistakes and will spend his life fixing them. Greyworm's like, that doesn't really have that real great feeling of like, of justice for me. I'm sorry. Yeah. It does not. He's still gonna be alive.

So. Yeah, I'm not sure how I'm feeling about Brans leadership so far. I mean, especially when he started making everybody call them freedom fries. Hey, so John is all Harry in prison. He's like, I can't grow a beard. Whoa. He's not crying look, I can't grow a beard. He's not crying.

And he's basically they're like, Tyrion's like, well, here's the bad news. Well, if you go free, then the unsullied will be pissed. But if you stay locked up, then the people in the North will be pissed. So you're going to be going to join the night's watch. And John's like, uh, is there still a night's watch? What like, what are we watching? We can. wall's broken and the, and the, and the lightwalkers are dead. So yeah, I'm really sure with that some at least. Like, hey, listen, Basteris and the broken of the world got to go somewhere, right? Okay.

So thanks for doing that thing. I asked you to do, which was, uh, kill your future wife. That was great. Thanks. Uh, No, I've got a great job. And you're going to go to a halfway house. Yeah. Yeah, basically. You're going to be working at that closed down Pontiac Factory in Michigan right now. Oh, man.

So John's like, I wonder what we did was right. And he's like, well, ask me again in 10 years, right? Am I right, everyone? Re-beaut, did someone say reboot? Anyone? Sounds great. 10 years in the watch. Sounds fun, thanks.

And you just squeezed his John's shoulder like, Good to see you all. Yeah, I have such a great time up there. It'll be so wonderful. You'll get to see all your friends, like what's his face and such and such, you know? Anyway, I see you later. Bang!

So now we see all the goodbyes. Greyworm is on his ship and he's the boss now. So he's like, we say for the island of Noth, that's nice. I was like, okay, you go grow, buy Greyworm, so he leaves. Enjoy that aisle. I love the math. And he's like, he has like one okay, you go girl by gray worm. So he leaves enjoy that aisle. I love math And he's like he has like one last stare down with John like we used to be friends, but now we get each other

I'm going to math. I read an article that said John's Coats, you know, all the the nights watch first or whatever they're made from rugs from target from my Kia And I cannot stop singing that every time I sit down. I'm like, you fierce bitch with the IKEA rugs of Coke. With his like, Bjorn or whatever it's called. Also, that was so nice of them to keep his clothing on hand. They're like, okay, we're locking up and condemning you to die, but we're gonna keep your IKEA coat just in case.

You need it. That seasonal. They're not gonna sell that again next year So yeah, so then John is like with his sisters and and brand of course and so Sans is like can you ever forgive me and John's like Well the North is free. Thanks you which is my way of saying no. No, I cannot, I cannot forgive you. I'm so fucking mad. Everyone here got a great fucking life except me.

Again, this is awesome. And by the way, did anyone not notice that I'm supposed to be the king? By the way, like, like, have we not addressed the fact that I'm actually a Targaryen? Like, shouldn't people know this by now? Like, you're sending me to... I don't think that really helps now. I know that's like no longer that no longer helps him because his, you know, girl, when all mad queen on people, so the got killed.

So that's true. It's probably not a good look anymore. That one doesn't work anymore. It's a bad look now. Cause a quick out of things, chance. I mean, well, you know, he should have been more vocal when he had the chance. Yeah. He's like, where's Sansa? The North is free. Thanks to you. And she's like, but they lost. Yeah, he's like, where's Sansa? The North is free. Thanks to you. And she's like, but they lost their king.

He's like, Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. Oh, how can cry? How can cry? They do a how can cry. She's like, I wasn't really being since I was being sarcastic about the loss of him. I'm, I'm going to kick ass this queen. Don't worry.

Yeah. So then he goes to Arya. He's like, you can always come see me, little one. She's like, I'm leaving. OK. Going to somewhere not even on the fucking map. People are crazy. I know. I just want Arya to like, like, stay put for a second. Like, I feel like Arya is always getting herself into jams. And then she finally, like, we wait and she fuck, we, like, I don't

want her to be a restless soul. I want her to just like, like set up shop somewhere and just like chill out and enjoy yourself. Like now she's going on a boat to nowhere, literally to nowhere. No, she's gonna go discover the world, you go girl. I mean, look, how would you feel if you saved the world and no one even said thank you? Did like one person even say thank you to her? I just feel like, you know what? She should be like, fuck it. I'm buying a penthouse in that fancy city in Essos, you know? And that's where I'm just gonna go right now. I'm just gonna like live my best life. I just wanted to have a comfortable life by now. I just want the best for her, okay?

Well, she's going with a map stop. And so they hug and cry. They cry and hug because she still has her needle, you know? So they cry. Oh, that was so sweet. I love her. And then Brandon, I was like, Oh, God, please don't cry in hug because she still has her needle, you know, so they cry. I know that was so sweet. I love him. Then Brandon, I was like, Oh, God, please don't cry. Hug, brand, please. Yeah. I was like, your grace. I'm sorry. I wasn't there when you needed me.

And Brandon's like, you were exactly where you were supposed to be. Mizrabo at the wall with a bunch of angry blowhards, almost getting killed every single time while I just, you know, hung out in a tree. That's why you belonged. John just looks at him like, okay, you still know cryheads. Okay. Great talk. Yeah, okay. So, I guess I'm not a real stark. This is the best that I get. Okay, I get it.

Alright. So, Brienne is flipping through a book. Oh, I love the time. And she finally gets to the Jamie Lannister page I love the scene not because of what she writes in the book. I just I Love the idea of Brienne being like I'm just gonna casually read a book right now Like I could just watch Brienne just read it like it's Sunday afternoon She's like I think I deserve a little read right now. Yeah, she's like a couple coffee the cover of this book says it's

Just like the classic gold girl. I'm sure we'll live up to that. Well, I just checked my Facebook and no new updates. So I think I might as well settle in off the grid with a nice afternoon read. So she flips through the pages and she gets to Jamie Lannister and she just writes fuck damn I know That's it. She gets like instant She gets instant cry face and you know cuz it's like his story is unwritten It's very Natasha bedding field and so she's like I'm gonna finish this so she starts writing in perfect handwriting Who knew the Brianna Tarot had amazing handwriting on top of everything else?

So she's writing all his accomplishments like Outwitche at the Targaryens, Ludd, Diane, Sally to a childhood home, Love Brienne who is the most awesomest woman ever and should be remembered for all time. Everyone loves Brienne and everyone wants to dance with her back then at the dance that she went to. Yeah, she just draws a big dick on it. So then Terry and goes to the handchair in the war room. So wait, are we just going to stick with King's Landing? Are there construction crews who are just going to come fix this all up? They are at King's Landing, right? Oh, they're still there. They are like very committed to King's Landing being the capital. I mean, you would think at this point they might want to reconsider.

They've moved the capital before. The capital used to be in Valeria, actually. If I remember my reading correctly, just move it around. I mean, yeah, this is officially destroyed. OK, if this was HGTV, someone would say, this is a loss. This is something that you just knock down. I agree completely. I say, this is you just knock it down, start fresh. We brought some gay cousins into redo the backyard

But otherwise you're gonna have to build a stab in cabin here somewhere for some cool guy to buy it because there's no value in this castle Yeah, I say go to Riverrun. I think Riverruns a cool place like make a city out of that So yeah, oh by the way we should mention that what Brienne really did right and Jamie's thing was that he died Protecting his queen and so she had like major cry face with that because you know, she hated having to write that, but she did it because she's good. She's fundamentally good, the best person. Well, so, um, yeah. So Tyrion, so Tyrion's like sitting, I'm done feeling okay.

They've killed Danny and like I'm totally done. They've killed Danny and then John to a halfway house. Like I don't have anything left. OK. Yeah. And Bran is like the guy who is like the low level assistant in accounting who suddenly is now your boss. And you're like, what? So anyway, so Tyrion is there in the council room.

And he's like sitting in the chair for the hand. And no one's there yet. So then he just starts like rearranging chairs, which is like very bedmandal. Kerr. One thing I'm very fond of doing is pushing chairs into tables. The no one's straightening up the chairs when no one's around. So everyone comes in for the war room and it's it's like basically the first day of work. He's all nervous and his crew is Davos, Braun. He came back. I was wondering what I had literally just

written down. By the way, whatever happened to Braun and then he walked into the scene. I was like, oh, I got it. Yeah, and Brienne and Sam. They're all his crew now. And Sam's like, here's a book. It's called Song and Ice and Fire. Right up to the title. Based on wrote it. Have fun. And Tyrionion's like well, I suppose I come in for some heavy Critter's oh he's conscious me. Oh, who would have guessed he's not kind to pretty tried to say what's your face? Sam and sounds like yeah, you're not in that Yeah By the way, and for those of you guys who don't know song of ice and fire is the name of the series of the books correct of game of thrones the actual real life books

Yeah, yeah, so that's like a fun little meta moment, etc. Yeah. So, so yeah. Sam is George, uh-uh, Martin. Yeah, Sam is basically now. He's like the grand well. Yeah, he really is. Sam is now the grand, um, um, uh, myster, which is what he wanted to be before he got really derailed from his citadel training, etc And then brawn is now the master of coin and Brienne well, he's the master of coin and like the master of movie master coin and then Davos is now like the master of

The army or the boats or the you know things like that. I don't drive me everyone nuts right now because I'm not saying the right names. But he's a charge of the fleet. Brand comes in and it's like awkward. It's like okay, awkward alert. So Brand comes in and he's like we have here to be missing a master of whisperers and a master of laws and a master of war. And it's like, okay, let's look at the positive about that. We'll bring you some people soon, dude. And he's like, and Drogon and Sam says, well, he was last spotted flying

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And he's like, okay, oh, Wheel him off. Thanks guys, good to see you all. Brian's like, I know exactly why you're going to Wheel Me too. It's like, okay, Brian, we get it, you know, like the future and the very, very near future. But I'm not going to tell you. So, something's going to tell you. So something's going to start with you between now

and where you take me, but I'm not going to tell you when it happens. So Tyrion's like, we sure have a sure letter. Branneth, the broken broken brand brand. Okay, we'll work on that. We'll work on that. It'll improve. And Brann's like, I'm sure it will.

He's like, I literally see the future and you guys never improve it, ever. I'm really enjoying this new, fun comedy in Westeros. I know. It became Murphy Brown out of nowhere. Murphy Brown. No. There's a new Patrick every episode. Oh

It's like a news there's a new Patrick every episode It's never done being remodeled Oh my god so Terri and Liss is is new everybody's new titles right yeah and everyone's feeling all good So then they start fighting about the budget It's like this is gonna be a fun one. Yeah, so they just start we pull back basically Well, they tried to decide whether they should build brothels before a fleet. Yeah, exactly This is like a bronze brothels obviously because he's a hornet bastard

So I thought that's where it was gonna end. I thought it was gonna be like, oh, business as usual back in West or us, but then we have this like, sort of like a intercutting montage between the between Sansa and John and Aista. And then we see Sansa, she's getting outfitted for like a new lovely dress and Aria is setting sail. Also all this stuff is happening. Chris Cross in between. All these things. They're new life, they're new life scenes. Yeah.

And then we get to John who's walking amongst his men. They're all walking amongst their men. Sansa's walking down the aisle and taking the throne for the first time and Aria's walking down the docks to go find her new life. I feel like people are probably very happy about that because there was a huge uproar a few episodes ago when John left winter fell and did not pet ghost. I was furious. I was fear reiss. So you're I forgiven John, you know, and I was like, that's a nice way to tie this up because I feel like I couldn't have ever forgiven John. Right. Because what kind of person is like that, you know, exactly. So Sansa gets fitted with the crown. So she is finally, you know, she finally gets what she's always wanted

which is to be queen. So she is now officially A Queen. And then Aria, like she's got big ol' She's got the Stark sigil on her boat as she heads west. So she's gonna spread the Stark family out to the west to wherever she goes. And then we see, it's sort of everything sort of like lands on Jon. And he's, a lot of the free folk are there at Castle Black and John walks with them and he walks by his people and he walks with all the free folk and they like he walks out the gate north of the wall and He's they're walking the snow and I thought like maybe that's where drogue

I thought they're gonna go meet drogue on up there or maybe Like the first people, you know, who I think are killed off, but I thought maybe there might be some other first people that were still. Remember the not the first people, the wildlings, not the wildlings, the little tree people, the ones who created the, the, you know, I'm talking about the children, the children of the force. The children of the far, thank you. So I thought maybe them them they might be there or

something but oh now it was the wadlings John opens the gate and walks the wadlings out to go find a go finally go back where they can you know be now that there's no dead people chasing them killing them all it was very like mel Gibson civilization outside of the realm it was very much like mad max beyond Thunderdome with all those children with the airplane, you know. And I'm assuming what I read that as was John was like, no, I'm not gonna stay with the Night's Watch. I'm joining the Free Folk and I'm gonna go up North

and I'm going to like basically rule up there. Well, he took everybody from, he took everybody from the watch, which was all of the people that were left from that fight. So it was a bunch of wildlings and whoever was left over. And I think yeah, they went to start like their new civilization. Yeah, I think he was like, I'm not going to do Night's Watch.

I'm going to I'm I will be king actually. And I'm going to be king. I'm going in the forest right now. And that it'll be just stupid rules. Your stupid watch is no country anymore. What are you gonna do? Can you kill me? I am a Targaryen, and technically that dragon is like my son sort of.

So I'm like, I'm gonna have an awesome time up here in the North. It's gonna be super awesome. Oh God, you know, Cryface doesn't do well and win. And you know, win is that cold. But I guess he's used to the cold, guys. Jon Snow. His name is No. Leave it to Jon Snow to go north of the wall.

One last time before the show banishes. Okay, one more trip north of the wall. Yep, so that brings us to the end of a game of throw. Yeah, it's like the end, that's it. There's nothing left to say. I actually really enjoyed the episode, even though it sound like many times when this recap was like, oh, shut the fuck up. I actually really enjoyed. I actually enjoyed the fan service that they did, and I didn't

mind that there were happy endings. I liked it. Well, it was such a great show. And out of all these epic shows that we've gotten from TV over the past couple of decades, you know, some of them really fall on their face hard and just suck. I'm looking at you lost. Like, for being such a great show. And I don't think this was a lost kind of ending where people are going to be that mad. Or at least, hopefully, in the future they won't be. At least I wasn't, because I watch every show that's like that.

And I love, I really love this. You know, towards the end, I was a little like, meh, but I feel like it was a pretty solid ending. But overall, I just fucking love this show. Loved it, loved it, loved it, sad to leave it. There was actually a really great article in The New York Times this week written by Wesley Morris, who's one of their critics. And he basically, he kind of went through the same experience that I did.

And he wrote about how he hadn't watched Game of Thrones and he was like annoying all his friends by not watching it and then he finally like sat down and watched like the whole thing and became current and you know he loved it and enjoyed it etc but what he said which I which really resonated with me was that ultimately as much as he loved it he felt like it wasn't his because, like, for people who have been die-hards, have been watching it for eight years and they've had, like, years to claim sort of, like, to really feel these characters. So, like, when the show is not in season, it's like, you know, you think about it off this off-season and

it's years of talking about who your favorites are and years of talking about your favorite episodes and commiserating about things and it's like a very different experience than like just watching it all at once and while I love the show and you know I definitely felt passionate enough about it to want to do this podcast with you like I will never know unfortunately really what it's like to have been watching this show for eight years and been so invested in all these characters for over a prolonged amount of time No, I know I know I know I'm gonna say I feel really bad for you know I was laughing at people shedding bro tears, but the truth is

You know I feel really bad for everyone who like it's a major part of their lives and it has been for nearly a decade and you know It's sad to have to some damn fine television that's for sure I'm gonna miss you game of thrones. And then HBO ended it by showing all their new shows that are coming up and being like don't cancel because I think they're like God we're gonna wake up tomorrow with like 19 million cancellations. I know well it was funny because I stuck around because I was like well I want to see the inside the episode and they did not give it to us But apparently there's gonna be a documentary next week. Yeah, I'm doing it documentary

So but I also I just want to thank everyone who has like tuned in and listen to our our podcast here This is the first time we've really tackled scripted fair and you know We we sort of like burst on to the game of thrown scene really So almost last minute in terms of like, we didn't give a lot of lead time just to hey, we're gonna be doing this thing and people really took to it and they told their friends

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