Watch What Crappens - Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood... Next Week?

Episode Date: April 22, 2019

As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell. This episode has it all: singing by the fireplace, a little girl with soup, and Bran staring at pretty much everyone. Okay fine — it felt a bit like filler, and the lack of Cersei was totally inexcusable. But we still had a great time. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Winter is Crapin'ing. I'm Ben Mantelkerker and joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Karam and you can find both of us on Watcher Crapins comedy TV podcast focusing on Bravo but today we are here to talk

about Game of Thrones. Hey Ronnie what's going on?. I needed some more people to be dead, okay? Yeah, that's what I needed from this episode. I'm glad that we're all bonding around a fire. People getting fucked before they get killed. That's great. I need some dead people, okay? There's only five more episodes left, including this one. Killed some people.

I know. There was like no death. There was not a lot of anything really that happened this episode But before we dive into it of course we have to hawk our social media Be sure to subscribe to this podcast on Apple podcasts and leave a review It helps us grow a lot and you can follow us at watch or crap ends on Instagram and then on Twitter is at what crap ends And you know watch or crap ends. I'll come watchrocrapins.com is our website. So that's all our fun stuff.

And yeah, let's like, first of all, before we even get into anything, Ronnie, I've mentioned this over on watchrocrapins, but you know, I've had to wait all week until we finally got back to winter as crap and before I can issue a major, major apology from last week when I just so carelessly declared that no house in all of West Rose had a

bear sigil. And I had this whole thing about like, oh my God, like, how could there not be a bear? There's a deer for crying out loud. There's a rose, but no bear. If I had one, I would have a bear. I went this whole thing. And then it's been seven days of people sending me messages and tweets, say, reminding me, and it's been seven days of people sending me messages and tweets saying reminding me I mean, it's been seven days seven days of this Well, then you're gonna have to apologize every damn week if we're gonna start everyone with an apology because we are a Bravo Watchers watching came with rooms for Christ sake, okay. Yeah, well, we're gonna get shit like that wrong constantly

Okay, calm down over there everybody. That's okay, I actually feel most comfortable when I'm apologizing. So if I have to apologize every week, it makes me really happy. That's how I like to do it. It's Easter, it's Easter Sunday. Oh yeah. Yeah, the apologies have risen.

It's also well for my people, it's passed over times. So the apologies have remained unleavened. Yeah, so there is a bear and it's Lannis. Yeah. So our favorite little bitchy little girl. I know. We just have a blind spot towards the Marmon. So I think that's what we're learning

because the first episode, when we went through all the characters, we didn't talk about her. And then we had to issue a apology for not talking about her last episode. And in this episode, we're apologizing for something else for the Marmon. so I think we just have like a mormon blind spot I think that like we just can't go over to bear island which is where they live yeah well screw them that's what I say so I love that little

girl and I hope she wins the game of thrones okay I'm rooting for you little girl dark horse well I certainly like her a lot more than that other girl who's like, I want to fight. But anyway, yeah, that dumb little girl. She's like, I walk to go fight and act the boys. And he's like, have this soup. A little crack. Just drink this soup and relax. Go to the crib. It's like you remind me of a girl that my best friend burnt to death. Here, have a little horse. It was also his daughter. His son, that'd be a twist. So anyway, so this week's episode opens up with Jamie Lannister and he's like standing

in that room. Do we have a name for that room? I'm afraid to say that there's no name for it because of all the trouble I got into with my bear proclamations last week. Just call it the board room. Okay, the board room. Yeah. Whatever the board room. The Winterfell board room, which perhaps has a formal name. If it does have a formal name, we'll look it up. We'll know. I see, look, do you realize we've started the podcast? I've already gotten us. Yeah, it's your like apologizing 20 times. What the hell? So we're in the Winterfell've already gotten us. Yeah, it's your like apologizing 20 times. So what the hell? So we're in the Winterfell boardroom and Jamie is there

and like everyone's staring him down because they hate Jamie Lannister. Yes, and you know what? You know why? Because he has bangs. I'm telling you, bangs kill every character. They kill them on reality shows. They kill them on this show.

Jamie came back with bangs and now he gets my respect. They've been, you know, you don't just show up with bangs one day, Jamie. Okay, you were hot. You can't just suddenly show up with like salt and pepper hair and bangs. I know there's been a lot of bangs change over this season because Sam actually got rid of his bangs.

He used to have those little like, I'm doing nothing with my life bangs, but then he's like, oh, I've come to understand my worth and I have my hair up now, you know? He also wears a much better jacket, like that quilted leather jacket. I mean, Sam is really jumping it right now. He is, but then you also have Padric. Padric also changes hair up a little bit. He's like, now that I know how to swing a sword,

I still have bangs, but they go to the side. Yeah, Padric finally realized that he has a huge dick so he can gain a little weight. Yeah, you know, it's like I've got the biggest like horse love me. Okay, I don't need to be then. Yeah, and I'm there. Patrick. Yeah, so we open this with Jamie in the boardroom and Daenerys is like, when I was a child, my father would tell me a bedtime story about the man who murdered my father. Like she starts this whole, this whole monologue, gilting Jamie for murdering her dad.

Obviously, it wasn't the dad he told the bedtime story. The brother's brother's brother told the bedtime story. Yeah. By the way, terrible bedtime story. Okay. Terrible. Terrible. Yeah, but are we much better, Hansel and Gretel, like they get cut?

No, but they survived. They killed the witch Okay, hands on which one to read well I've well There's a reason why the true German fairy tales never really took off in America because we believe in happy endings and like the American dream And the American dream is not Hansel and Gretel went to the witch to which cook them and then the witch now has like ghost All their friends be like I have to start eating salads. No more children. Yeah, so you still more risk. Which is like looking at yourself in the mirror and be like, why can't I control myself?

I keep eating children. I need to have a salad. I need to incorporate our children on keto. Some of them should be. I'll tell you that. I wish we had keto when I was younger. My mom's like, okay, listen, you're gonna have half a twinkie Okay, you fat ass turns out that didn't really help

Yes, and then so Kaleesi like after she announces this terrible story that her brother always told her as a child He she then goes he told me other stories as well about all the things We would do to that man once we had him in our grass. I'm like what's we get we she needs a good story She needs a good bedtime story. That's the problem. We're gonna stab him in the back. We're gonna cut his throat. Like damn girl.

And she's like, so what about your sister? Okay, she promised to send her army north. I see a guy with one hand. I was like, damn, sis, you're getting, like she's turned so bitchy. She's like, I mean, like really like not polite. Not like. Like, I'm saying him for crazy.

She literally amputated shamed him. I mean, that's just not right. Okay. She's like, I see you parked your horse in the handicap spot. I don't think it really counts. Go to the next. Yeah, she needs to have some sensitivity training, like even though yes, this man did kill her father.

You know, the problem that I have with one of my issues I have with Kaleesi is that she seems to have like, really not addressed the fact that her father was super crazy. You know? Yeah, she hasn't, she hasn't quite copped to that one yet. She's just like, you know, all those people I burned, they mostly deserved it. I mean, mostly they did, but you've burned like thousands

of people on this show, ma'am, okay? You can calm down a little bit. Yeah, your dad is crazy. Your dad was crazy, Kalisi, and this is no reflection on you. Like, we really support your regime in many ways, but part of that means you have to own the fact that your dad was crazy and then honestly, like, if it wasn't gonna be Jamie Lannister, it's gonna be someone else that probably would have been Robert Baratheon. Yeah, and everybody keeps saying on the show, they're like, well, she's not her father.

Oh, she's not her father. She's totally different from her father. Listen, let me tell you, as a gay man, you become your mother, okay? Yeah. And that she is not different than her father. Yeah. She's just taking, she's just prettier. Yeah. I think she's going cucumber. I think she's going to go crazy by the end of this and I don't know, turn evil.

And I'm here for it. I would much prefer her evil. I just, I feel like she works best when she has an extra grind. But when she's just sort of like idly overseeing day-to-day activities at Winterfell, she's like a little bit, she's going stir crazy. I think we're seeing her go stir crazy. She's like ready to go out to the Hamptons, but it's like not in season yet.

She just keeps overdoing her hair. Like that's how bored she is. I've never seen Kaleesi with this much hair doing. You know, it's like herls, braids, then other braids, then braids that go in like a spaghetti loop freeway over those braids. And then more girls and then more, I'm like, girl, how much time do you have? There's dead people marching towards you. She's annoying everyone with articles. She read on dig. She's like, she's like, she's got that much time on her hand that she's already finished everything on Reddit that she had to go to dig. Digiga. Digiga. That was a dig was still around background Game of Thrones was on. No dig is dead. Okay. Well,

you know, well, see I think I mean, I'm assuming that dig was Game of Thrones time and then Reddit eventually came over. Yeah, Game of Thrones is Reddit is the white walker. So Jamie's like, okay, get over it. I have bangs. My sister has a great choice, Fleet and Golden Army. I'm not sure about the elephants, but I know she really wants them. So with that mask. There's could be a really strong elephant moment. Okay, that's what we know

So like even if we survive I mean do our people know how to deal with elephants? I don't think so So she Terri and it's like listen mom. I know my brother. She's like oh really like you know your sister Police little man Hey tell the little one and the one handed one to get off my ass. I was like, geez. Lighting up over there. Hairlead.

Yeah. She's like, she's really, she has a lot of resentment towards Tyrion. She just has never really fully brought him like, accepted him as a hand, I feel like, you know, because it feels like every time she takes, she fully trusts him, he'll like mess up, which is, you know, like it's not ideal, but he's human. Okay. She's messed up too Yeah, those are pretty big mess ups got added to it Yeah, what was what was his last big mess up was it that he like sent them on when they went on the boats and then Fucking iron dude

urine You're home. I'm gonna call him urine because he is urine. He intercepted them. I'm so annoying. I'm like, you're a new character and you're ruining everything. Yeah, he's very hammy that guy. So then Jamie's like, I will not apologize for having great hair. We were at war. I will do it again.

And then Bran, snarky-ass Bran, who's someone like dollied in from the fucking form of a father follow a wheeled him in yeah and he's like that things we do for love I was like okay Maro's brand all right brand sure okay just because it's a board meeting doesn't mean we all need to just like crime be so serious lighten up over there yeah I know enough with the pithy comments in the corner okay unless you got something productive to say don't say it, all right? Hmm So they basically Jamie's like this is not just loyalty. We are on meat puppets To the night king and Brienne's like you don't know me well, you're grace. I'm like, oh good a Brienne

I know me too. I was like by the way in general. I was so happy with this episode because there was so much Brie and and she's my favorite and she was like in full about to cry Mo yeah, I'm full John snow face like right rely cry you didn't know and like I started right here because she was like watching Jamie being interrogated and she's like That's that's my that's the sound of her about to cry in my mind. That's yours. She does kind of get beaker face when she's about to cry. So she looks like she's wants, she looks like she wants to cry so badly,

she's gonna shit right there. But she's like, must keep it all in. So she stands up and she's like, Yeah, that's a woman with hemorrhoids for sure. Like she's like clenching her butt a lot. She's been on a lot of horses, okay. So she's like, yeah, that's a woman with hemorrhoids for sure. Like, she's like, she's like clenching her butt a lot. She's been on a lot of horses, okay. So she's like, you don't know me very well, but I'm told and I'm about to cry.

Oh, am I? But here's what you need to know. I was sworn to God him and I Goded him and then a group of men tried to have their way with me and he defended me and he lost his hand because of me. And it's because of you that you're alive. Because of me, alive because of him I'm alive and because of him there for you alive algebra basically algebra anyone anyone to be a property. She said he armed me and sent me to bring you home because he swore on oath to your mother and Sansa is just like oh my god now I have John face. Okay, now everyone in this ward room is about to cry. Okay, it's like the saddest challenge on the apprentice ever.

That Sansa's like, you vouch for him? It prions like, why the fuck do you think I'm standing up here? I'm just telling Zor is, yes, I do. And Sansa's like, when he fucks up, I'm gonna kill you hemorrhoid lady, okay? Okay. Yeah, because Sansa's always sort of pushed back on Brianna a little bit, you know?

Like when Brienne, like, you know, was saved her essential, or was part of like the acid, was, well, it was Theon who broke her out of, of what's his face is, Ramsey's, Ramsey's, Blair, et cetera. But Brienne's been like her protector, and I always felt like Sansa has never truly embraced that.

She pushes back at everybody. Sansa's not my stawaders. I can tell you that much. She's not, and she's been going there for years, and she's still not nice. Yeah, and then she leaves the shitty tip. Yeah, she's like, well, sorry, but my family was murdered. You're like, okay, but I still served you for two hours.

Exactly, and then at the holiday, she's like, well, as it is the holidays, I thought I'd leave you something special. Thank you for all that you do. And then like you open it up and she just like left the breathments for you. Yeah, yeah, it's her left overs. She's like, can I have this to go?

You're welcome. You can take it home. Yeah. Yeah. So then, um, Sansa's like, well, I trust you with my life. Don't cry for Christ's sake, okay? You can keep him. And then Kalisey's like,

ew, looks like she can see this. She can't show this pissy look like bitch. Do you know how long I braided my hair today? I'll cut you. I'll sprinkle you with one of these ropes. And then she turns to Jon Snow to be like, ew, am I right? Am I right? And he's like, and he's like, he's like, he's like, yeah, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. He's like,

maybe I'm on, but I'm a magnet feels and I'm feeling seeing them right now. He's still like, he's still like trying to grapple with the idea that he's been having sex with his aunt. I think that's what's going through. He's like, we'll be talking about something. What's going on? Are we ordering Chinese? Sure, I'll have no man. Thank you.

Yeah, I don't know if that's even a big deal on this show because nobody even talks about that. Well, it's not a big deal with the Targaryens. That's for sure, right? Because isn't that the whole thing is that they inbred a lot? Is that why we got that crazy gang? All right, I don't know.

I mean, while I was gonna say, look at the brother and sister, but they actually, their kids were kind of crazy. I mean, there was was gonna say, look at the, look at the brother and sister, but they actually, their kids were kind of crazy. I mean, there was that one nice one, but then he became like a cultist or whatever. And then that job obviously. Lancel. Yeah. Yeah.

So blah, blah, blah. Okay, so Sans says like, what does the word of the North say? Like she says everything so midgie. I'm like, where are you on John? Don't you see that he's feeling things today? Yeah, yeah But can't you see that he clearly has a look of a man who has been sleeping with his aunt? Like it's all over his face, but Sansa's like whatever. I've been through way worse

So John is wearing like a sad scrunchy over in the corner honestly Sansa's like pretty much doing this just to piss off Kalisey. Let's be honest. She knows what she's doing. So Greyworm gives Jamie a sword, which is my favorite. You know, I love Greyworm. So we got like Brienne, we got Greyworm. These are like all my favorites in one place. So I'm like in a very happy place for me personally.

Yeah, so then we get back to like the Real Man, the Real Man Tik movie from the 80s, because Jon's like, I am a sad, okay. Someone gonna ask me why am upset, okay? Someone gonna ask me, why am I feeling hurt? And he walks off and then Kalisey's like, Hey, why is he being such a bitch, you know? Yeah, and then just like, brand, brand, brand, brand, just staring.

Like, you will move this chair. That is your new role. You're my chair, Rola. You will move this chair. That is your new role. You're my chair roller So then Daenerys is with various Terry on and Jora and she's like Cersei with never sending her mother fucking army and either you knew that and you just let me believe something else or you didn't know it So either you're a trader or you're an idiot. It's like idiot, idiot, idiot. Lee on the hill. Where did she come from? What the hell, sweetie?

Oh, no. She just needs to chill out. She really is going stir crazy and Winterfell. This is just not her space. Well, it's like you get one lift in your office. You know, it's like the employee of the month and then suddenly they're a dick. And it's like, we're still working at Chili's. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. And she's like, well, you know, it's like the employee of the month and then suddenly they're a dick and it's like, we're still working at Chili's. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly.

And she's like, well, you know, Cersei is still sitting on that throne. And if you can help me take that back, then I'm gonna get another hand who can. I'm like, who? Who is going to be your hand especially? Yeah, exactly, especially as everyone here is going to die. It's going to be freaking Leana Wormon. That's who it's going to be. She starts flicking through LinkedIn. Like the world's about to end, okay? How about you just work with what you've got? Yeah. 1218 to 1220 served as a wensh in the far-flung corners of SO's 12- Little It's a little girl. It's a little girl outside. I'm not a thite.

Would you like to be a hand instead? OK, I'll do that too. So then we get some sexy time, because Gendry's making his dragon glass weapons. Yeah, it's like tools, tools, tools. Yeah, and Arya just watches him. Like, this whole family is now just a family of creepy stairs.

You've got Bran, who's like the courtyard starrer. And then you've got Arya, who's always walking around with the broomstick ready to kill you while she starrers at you. Then you've got John over there, Cry Staring at you and Sansa like trauma Staring at you. Trauma Staring. Arya's sort of like the most, well Bran is the most annoying starrer because he's staring for no good reason. Like no matter where you are, Bran's in the corner staring at you and just unpleasant. Arya is sort of like a naggy stare because she stares and then asks you to do something. She's like staring at you and then,

Have you made my weapon yet? Have you made my weapon yet? He's like, yeah. Hi, trying to arm thousands of people right now. Okay, stick, lady. Yeah, I guess you didn't notice. There's like i don't know like a million dead things coming to kill us so i'm maybe trying to like arm the

army first and then we'll deal with your like special needle upgrade okay yeah and he's like you're just a lady have fun with the crypts with the ladies are gonna break each other's hand wait for all this to blow over all right young Yeah, and then she's like what by the white walkers like and he's like oh, they were fine. They're just like death You know, it's not cool. She's like blah blah blah. They like what do they look like? How do they kill what are they like? What are they smell like what are they what are they tucked like are they pretty ugly? What are they like? What are they like? What are they like? Oh, yeah, stop it. Stop it. Put on my face and go look at them How many faces is that? It's like they're like death.

That's what they're like. They're like death. It's like, well, of course, gendery. Yeah, you could be more specific because they're not just like death, okay? Some of us have like seen our grandma dead, you know what I mean? And it wasn't pleasant or anything, but it wasn't like some creep on it like horse who didn't have any skin. Yeah, like blue eyes, you know, yeah, it's more intense than just death

Okay, well then Arya doesn't help things because she's not making any sense now either she goes I know death and then she starts like throwing glass dragon glass at the wall She's like it has many faces. I look forward to seeing this one my weapon, please. Okay. It's Arya. You know what? Your your request is in the queue, but you have to wait with everyone else, okay? Yeah, I'm just like yeah, she's got quite name. Yeah, I'm down So then Bran is by that big beautiful tree. God, I love that tree And but you know, it's like don't creep out the tree because you know the tree is like I have been alive for a thousand years And I've never been stared at this briefly by somebody

It's just like just trying to lower its branches Is she is like could you could you stop Please this is must be like the you're you're making it awkward for other people to come pray here Just just stop staring okay stop looking at me. Well, take a picture to last longer So then Jamie comes over and he just stares at brand. So then it's Jamie staring at brand staring at a tree. We also don't know how brand even got to the tree by the way. Whoever whoever got brand to the tree was like this guy is so annoying. He's where he needs to be. I'm going inside. Well does he have wheels on that chair?

I'm not even sure. I'm not. No brand or no brand. He probably has little triangles. Just make it extra annoying. Why don't you wheel me to the tree? Difficult, isn't it? I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I and you think I'm actually going to wheel myself in this wooden ass wheelchair, you've got another thing coming. You better have someone carry me and they better be hot. That's true. He has spent a good chunk of the series being wheeled or being pulled on a sled too. That's another classic move of his. Yeah. Yeah, or carried. Yeah. So Jamie's like, I'm sorry for what happened back then. He just goes into it. He doesn't even do any small talk. He's like, hey, remember when he saw me fucking my sister?

Sorry, I appreciate the window that was not cool. And brands like, you weren't sorry then. You were protecting your family. Grant, this is not how we have a productive dialogue, okay? Yeah, or protecting your penis. You should wear condoms more. So Jamie's like, I'm not that person anymore. And he's like like you might still be

If you hadn't done that to me and I might still be Brandon Stark and he's like you're not Brandon Stark He's like no, I'm something else now. I'm the lead singer of my new band called mush fork We're playing tomorrow night in the in the crypt We have a pretty cool concept space. We have some merch that we'll be selling online too. moshfork.com. Hi, I'm now my own internet karaoke star. Thank you, play the game!

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I was like, okay, lithium. You know what? I like that because it's both like a reference to what he's taking and perhaps even to Nirvana sort of like works in both different ways. Yeah, you see. So Jamie is like, why didn't you battle on me little tablin man? And he's like, you can't

fight if you're dead. And he's like, but are you gonna tell after a Jamie? Why don't you just focus all the task at hand? Okay, everyone knows you're fucking your sister. So rude. Say the big hand, the task at hand. I mean, we just got through that terrible scene with Kaleesi being so insensitive. Okay, so then Terian is walking the ground, walking the grounds, watching people work.

Shockingly brand is not staring at him from the corner. He's still at the tree. Probably I'm assuming there's like, there's like extras are spitting like, er, lasters. Yeah, we're tough. We're from the north. Yeah, Terri, it's like, I just got a letter. It's from the tree. It says, help. Cut me down, please.

I know I'm going to die. My sister, north of the wall, was living a great life till this punk showed up and killed her. So Jamie's like, so how do these people like the new Queen? Sister North of the Wall was living a great life till this punk showed up and killed her So Jamie's like so how do these people like the new Queen? He's like she's your Queen too, so Basically, it's like yeah, you know, she's different from her father. She's different from her father She's different from her father. So different from her father. She's a such a father Jamie's like is she she really different is like yes, she is. I'm like she you're not a father. Jamie's like, is she, she really different? He's like, yes, she is. I'm like, she just threatened to fire you just because she was in a bad mood, okay?

Yeah, exactly. Not that. And so they, they're talking about Cersei being pregnant and also they're just like reflecting on life. This is like the beginning of a lot of reflection this episode, like thinking back to see, this is like the equivalent of like, of like when the like thinking back to see this is like the equivalent of like of like when the golden girls Going to the kitchen to have cheesecake late at night and remember crazy things that happened from like two seasons ago, you know

Yeah, and various is like hey could you hand me that newspaper and then you have it too many hits you in the face with it So so So, Tyrion is like, so now they're like, they now like upstairs to like the top of like whatever, there's like a wall area. And so Tyrion's up there. The same wall that Sansa and Thion I think jumped off of back at that moment I was referring to earlier with Ramsey, her escape. So Tyrion is like, so they're going to die at the at Winterfell. I always imagined dying in my bed with a bowler of wine and then Jamie

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And Tyrion's like, well, at least Cersei doesn't get to murder me. There's one thing that I can look forward to. And you know, it's kind of sick that I love this family the most. Yeah. I really do. Like Cersei love her, want her to win. Like I really want Cersei to get her, her elephants to just win like I really want her to get her Have her elephants to just win everything even if she's the only one alive at then I just wanted to be Cersei on an elephant riding around passing around bones You know, I was really upset that there was no Cersei this episode to be honest I was like can we just check in to see what she's doing even if she just like eating grapes or just like

Sloshing around some wine. Yeah, she's sloshing around some wine. Like, God, I wanted the fucking elephants. Yeah, like, give us that. So, um, so they're talking and like, making jokes about how Tyrion always thought he was gonna die. We'll get in a blowjob. And then Tyrion just starts like rambling. But Jamie, now that he's been like around Bran, he's like infected with the Stereitis.

So Jamie just like walks away while Tyrion's talking to go stand somewhere else on that turret and stare at Brienne now down on the ground. I was like, oh my god, more staring. It's contagious staring. Yeah, although I do love a Brienne, Jamie's stare off because they do a lot of staring at each other, a lot of unspoken words. Yeah, a lot of face trembles because he like does that kind of eye tremble thing and then she's like Jamie's looking at me. I'm going to tremble my mouth. Yeah, I can fry at any moment. She trembles. A reminder of the boys who made fun of her at the dance, by the same time. So she's like wants to be angry, but at the same time she will always yearn for that dance. Yeah, all pretty in pink. Yeah. So then he comes down to talk to her and Padrik is fighting really well with his penis because it's so big

He's just like slapping people with it and James like he's come a long way. She's like He has a lot to learn. Same Jamie. Why are you making fun of me? Don't you want to make fun of me? Oh, you're being like fun of me. Go ahead Make fun of me Go ahead, make fun of me! It's a Brienne, whoa, chill out, chill, chill! It's like I thought I totally thought I was nicer after I lost my hand. What the hell? Like how many sorry's for you and me? He's like a brought-your-old friend and a bear just comes running in. So he's like,, what I came here I'm not the fighter I used to be but I want to serve under you. She's like yeah get under me

Which is for her to get laid I really want her But you know the kiss or something but I don't I actually don't really know what she's attracted to, so I don't want to just like assume that she and Jamie should get together because honestly, I thought she might have been more into ladies than she was into men, but the truth is that she only She's she just you know what I'm sorry people with her bare hands. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll say it. I got a lesbian fight from her there. I'll be I'll say it. I know shocking. Okay The point is this she could be a lesbian she could not be a lesbian I'd like her to lead the way on that one. I don't want I don't want to match me Well, she doesn't have to have sex with Jamie I just want her to get laid in general. I feel like she deserves it

You know, I think she just deserves some peace and quiet in the corner, like in the woods, where she can just handle things herself, if you know what I'm saying. With a hand, DC Golden-Tam. She will, so it'll just be like, so probably just be like thinking of, I don't know, cat-star or something.

Oh, Jesus, okay, this is getting dark. Getting dark and weird, so I- Yes, it's a dance. Colle this is getting dark and weird. So, Yeah, so that's a Colisea is staring at the fire. And a joy comes in. He's like, forgive me, Colisea. And she's like, oh, what? No, actually, she's really nice.

Yeah, she's now in that like overly friendly phase with the joy because she feels so bad about like all that joy has gone through But Jorah is in this like overly apologetic things They kind of have this like really lame banter where he's always like I've done so many terrible things Things that have long forgiven you for things that should never be forgiven But I have forgiven you nonetheless, but nonetheless they should not be forgiven But I shall forgive it's like okay you guys okay

Yeah pretty much and he's like but when I heard you named Terry and had it broke my heart but you made the right choice and she's like oh I thought you didn't even like him I was about to fire a stupid ass he's like I almost threw him into the sea because he wouldn't shut up but the mind behind all this brilliant words have you heard the one how he thought he was gonna die drinking a bottle of wine with the horror Radness talk. Yeah, I've heard it. Everyone's heard it. Okay. It was a long trip over here. Okay So he's like he says something he's he's like well I Think you should keep him as the hand. And I have one other recommendation.

But then I wasn't quite sure what that was because we don't hear what it is. And I'm supposed to like, like, was it that he's suggesting that she makes nice with Sansa because that's the next scene. That's what happens next. Yeah, because then she's like, Hi sis!

Yeah. What's up girl? Hey, oh my god, I'm so glad we're here together. Winterfell, I love this place. It's like really dark and dreary, but I think it's nice. It's sort of like, you know, moody and fun. Well, it might not so much fun.

Anyway, you know what's so funny? Earlier today, I totally thought we were on the same plan, you know, with Jamie. And then like, you kind of like, switch it up on me, but that's cool. That's cool. Yeah, she's like, oh, listen, Brianna's been loyal to me. She's really nice. And your white jacket's really bucking me, okay, evil. You're wearing white. I'm wearing black. This should be like simpler than it is. But we're both guys. And she's like, uh, Daenerys is like, well, I was checking out that kind of faith in my advisors, that little loser. She's like, uh, Daenerys is like, well, I was checking out that kind of

faith in my advisors, that little loser. She's like, no, he's really nice. You know, be nice to Terry. And he's really nice. Collease is going to kill her. Yeah. Collease is trying so hard to be nice. She's like trying to find anything to bond over. She's like, well, we both know what it's like to lead people who aren't inclined to accept a woman's rule. Am I right? Am I right? both know what it's like to lead people who aren't inclined to accept a woman's rule. Am I right? Am I right? It sounds like they love me. Yeah, and she's like, well, you know, Daenerys is like, well, he never should have trusted Cersei. And the song says like, yes, and you should never have trusted her either. She's like, um, excuse you, that is not my sister, that is his sister. And she's like, families can be complicated. It's like, robots. It's a shame that we bond over that. Yeah, she's like, families can be complicated. Like robots?

It's a shame that we bond over that. Yeah, that's a light way to put it. But. So then Kalisi, this is such an undermining move. I love it. So she's like, I can't help but feel we're at odds with one another. Why is that? I'm like, um, because you like marched into their home and were like, bend the knee at me, okay? Yeah, boat knee. She just walked in there like, um, because you like marched into their home and were like, bend the knee at me, okay?

Yeah, boat knee. She just walked in there like, this is my house. Hi, are you gonna feed people grains? Does it have my grains? I can't, I feel like, is there just like a weird vibe in here now? Where is that from? You know, it's like, I don't have a lot of girlfriends.

I meant mostly my friends are guys, you know? I just find that girls are really jealous of me. Anyway, that's when I was you. Girls are always hate me. I just don't have a lot of girlfriends. I mostly leave my friends or guys. You know, I just find that girls are really jealous of me. Anyway, that's when I was you. Girls always hate me. I just don't get it. So, Sansa's like, is it your brother and Sansa's like, he's in love with you, you know, that idiot. She's like, and you don't like that.

Are you jealous? And she's like, men do stupid things for women. Yeah. So then Daenerys goes, my war was always to take down the people who killed my family. That's what I've always grown up believing. Just, I only care about taking down the people who took down my family and your family.

That was until I met John. And now I'm up here fighting John's war. So who manipulated whom? It's not really John's war. So who manipulated whom? It's not really John's war, okay? You're fighting about your dead people. Yeah. You're trying to manipulate Sansa right now, in fact. Yeah, you're manipulating Sansa about being manipulated by Sansa's brother.

He's not manipulating anybody, okay? He's just sitting over in a corner like trying not to cry about something. Yeah, I'm just glad Brian wasn't there to stare them both down. Ho, ho, ho. So then they kind of bond, you know, not to cry about something. Yeah, I'm just glad Brian wasn't there to stir them both down. So then they kind of bond, you know, because I'm here because I love your brother and I trust him and I know he's true to his word.

He's the second man in my life. I can say that about him. Sometimes it's like, who's the first? Is she goes, someone, Tala, what's like, they taller with a big idea I'll tell you this he was a lot taller a lot harder and had way fewer scrunchies At least in his hair not so much the beard Hmm, so um Yeah, so it seemed like they're like laughing and it's like oh good

Well, that was a cute scene and they're like Sans has like all right. I'm going back to hating you now So when this is all over what's about the north? Cleases like What about it? It's like in the north. It's cold up here. Yeah, it's it like what else is there to it? Yeah, I take the iron throne I add a couple of malls in the north and that's where the rich people come shop and the rest of you become our clerks. Okay, that's what happens to a stupid. What do you think? So basically you guys just become a tourist destination for people who want to come up here during the summer months because don't

come over in the winter obviously because it's cold and dreary as it is. And that's bad at. Yep, ice skating rink. That's what becomes of the North, okay? And Sansa's like, excuse you, the North was taken from us. And when we took a back, we said we'd never buy to anyone again. And so, De Nare, it's like, okay, bitch, I'm not touching your hand anymore. And I was like, oh!

Yeah, okay. So then someone comes to tell them that someone's here. Oh, yeah. And they come out to meet Rick. Yeah, aka Theon. A lot of people arrive by the way. I feel like over the past two episodes, there's a lot of like, I'm so out of my mind, I'm so out of the interrupt,

but someone is here. There's like a lot of people arriving, you know? So now this is Theon's time. He's arrived and he wants to fight for Winterfell. And Sans has like overcome with emotion, she hugs him. But I was surprised that we didn't see shots of people spitting at the Earth because of him. You know, the way we saw with the Lannisters, I mean, Theon really messed up Winterfell in major, major ways. I'm surprised that he Was not greeted with more

Acrimony. Yeah, well, they've got a lot. They've got a lot of people to hate now, you know I guess they're just like keeping they've got like a spit chart. Yeah, there's like a it's like a bucket down Yeah, at this point, you know, I think I need people of Winterfell and need to start like releasing some of their anger because Or or just like letting it go because now they're just really angry at everyone. And it's almost getting the point where it's like, you know, everyone else has moved on, but you guys, yeah, how's this going to be a decent ice skating rink if all the employees are mad all the time guys? Yeah, like we're trying to bring in a Starbucks, but like you have to be willing to work with us. So the on

side, well, my sister only had a few ships and she couldn't come so she's gonna go secure the iron islands and the on psych I want to fight for a witte fan lady Sansa if you'll have me and then they hug and cry and stuff and I was like oh just don't fuck up this time the on okay. How about the first second you see a white walker coming you don't poop your pants and then run away that would be great that would be great change. You'll have a sacrificial death where he will be fully like redemptive. He'll do something to save Sansa or Bran or who knows what. I mean, they're already setting it up. He's gonna, you know, he's gonna, he's gonna protect Bran. Whatever that means.

I know, but they literally set everybody's death up today. I know it's true. Hey, this is the best, this is gonna be the greatest month of our life. It's like, okay, you're dead. it's true. Hey, this is the best. This is going to be the greatest month of our life. It's like, okay, you're dead. You're dead. Hey, gray worm and lady of gray worm. You guys are fully dead. When they said, want to live in peace on a beach somewhere. Yeah, that sounds great. I can't wait to be with you forever. Love of my life. We're so happy. Yeah. All right, so long minor characters. Yeah, please. Yeah. The moment that this is the first I'm ever in the history of Game of Thrones that someone has aspired to live by a beach, okay?

Yeah, who says that? Are there even any good beaches in any of any place? Like we've not seen one beautiful tropical beach. They're all like craggy and stone. Like they're all like cold and bold and have boulders and there's no like lovely palm you know what I bet like I bet Doran has some good beaches because as we said last episode or two episodes before then Doran is sort of like awesome it's beautiful there it's like sunny warm palm trees beautiful people it's like LA. It's like LA. It's where all track

asses. It's the Westeros film industry is down there. Everyone's like really upset. They're like, well, we have an 11 episode commitment with those daughters, but we haven't seen them in ages. Why are they going to show up to set? Well, the reach is really pretty where Marjorise from, because remember when she first came to where to King's Landing, they're like, why are you in a crop top? I'm just like, uh, just how the weather is where I'm from. I was like, okay, Malibu Margerie. The reach is nice, but I feel like it's nice the way New England is nice. I mean, it's like

lovely and beautiful, but I think really like you want to be in Dorn. Okay, more and more. That's like like it's a good trip advisor for your West Rose travel. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. So now we have now the city. Now's my favorite scene, the soup scene. Oh, yeah. So Davos for what? So yeah. Davos is for whatever reason serving soup now. Let's you know, why not? Okay, I'll go with that. And then even walks up.

Uh, one guy is like, we're not told to say, what are we gonna do? He's like, well, you're not eating your soup for free. Okay. So eat that. Go poop in your free toy. Let him get on some fucking armor because you're about to be a soldier. Stop your whining. How about that? Almost dead person.

Just go fight. Like you shouldn't even have a line. Like always supposed to for a second, like be thinking about oh the humanity? That's about to be lost. It doesn't work on shows like this. Okay, it's all fantasy So we don't really care about the human toll like if this were about this were a show about like World War one We'd be like oh my god. Can you believe what we did to people like this is what humans are capable of but when it's fantasy It's like go go kill go kill We don't need to stop your wine and your soup,

your alphabet soup and go. Yeah. So the little girl comes up and she's got half of her face. I think it's burnt. It looks like a burn. Yeah, but it reminds him of his little friend he got. I think her name is Sheree. That's a sacrifice Sheree.

Yeah, who got sacrifice by her dad. Yeah, that's a red witch. I love one of the witch did that. She's like, whoops, call it a red witch. I love one of the witch detaches like whoops. Call that was embarrassing. I know. I guess I read the fire wrong. I think I read the manual. You know what? You know what? I just realized this doesn't know this doesn't work. Yeah, it's like, well, I'm not happy about it. It does not mean anything. So the girl's like, which way should I go, sir,

to the crypts, or go fight? And he's like, well, which way do you want to go? She's like, everyone's going below. I want to fight, I want to fight the man. He's like, all right, well, guess what? You can go, he's like, well, he didn't know what to do, but Gilly, Gilly is around and Gilly is like, if you calm down to the crypt, you can save me. So then she's like, well, he didn't know what to do, but Gilly, Gilly is around and Gilly is like, if you calm down to the crypt, you can save me.

So then she's like, all right, I'll defend the crypt then. Watch her do it too. Yeah, I know she will. Gilly has luck. She gets all sorts of weak people around her, but then they suddenly are able to fight and kill white walkers. So you never know. Gilly has really, really gone way longer than the one episode I thought you would last.

I mean, I thought she was there for like one, maybe two episodes at that crazy dudes house in the north of the, whoops, north of the walls. I just kicked the wall. I was so mad. You're mad about Gilly. I'm more mad about that guy. That guy was annoying. And I thought we spent a way too much time in his house

Yeah, oh the evil guy The guy who was like having sex with his Sex with his daughters and like sacrifice in the boys to oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. Yeah, what a jerk Yeah, that guy was that guy so was nice that guy was sacrificing his babies That was very nice. That was like not call so then there's like horns sacrificing his babies, that wasn't very nice. That was like not a call. So then there's like horns, like, and I guess what, someone else has arrived,

and it's the wall dudes and Tormund. Like, you know, like. The cement roll, and guess what John has? A cry face, and I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, know what though? Honestly, like I was more annoyed at Torment because John's going over to say hi to his girlfriend and I keep forgetting his name. Was his name again? Edison. Edison, really?

Uh-huh. What? Edison. I looked at that. Edison. That's like a first smart. That's like an awfully 19th century name for someone from Westero's who's on the wall.

Yeah. He ended up inventing a light bulb later. Like he lives. we know that he lives because Winterfell now has light bulbs. The modern factory. They added actually some, not only do they have light bulbs, they actually have Edison bulbs.

It's like very trendy and they're serving their gruel in Mason jars. Yeah, they're just all attached to copper pipes. Yeah, it's like actually a beautiful window. Like that's all that needed. It just needed like, it needed just like some juzzing. So, um, so John goes up to walk and then Torment like tackles him. And Torment is so that guy who's just like overly aggressive with his like man hug at a barbecue. You're like, oh, I just, I know you just spilled, I know I spilled

mustard on myself because of your torment. Yeah, so it's like a meeting of all the wall guys and I like just how casually so I'm like oh I'm so glad to see I thought you were all dead had you all find each other and he's like Oh, we just met up, you know got away from those white walkers. Yeah, the whole bunch of them who just walked around him And they're like he's like where is everybody else and they're like, he's like, where is everybody else? And they're like, oh, they're dead now. They're part of the dead army. So anyway, I heard there's good soup here.

By the way, the white walkers and their army, they're like coming tonight. So you guys are ready, guys. Do you know how much tile has gone down between the wall and here, a ton? Okay, it's like the fastest remodel we've ever seen. They're almost here. Okay. They're literally here. There's Chevron everywhere. And I just want to say also to the audience,

by the way, that when Tormund announced that the White Walkers were on the way to Winterfell, I got an alert on my phone from Uber Eats that my sushi was on the way. So it was like, it felt very thematic. I was like, oh my god, White Walkers are coming with my sushi. Now that would be a different story. So it was like it felt very thematic. I was like, oh my god white walkers are coming with my sushi You know if those white walkers were just bringing like you know five guys and you know Indian food If they were just like an army of people delivering food. I think yeah, it's grub hub people It's just like Winterfell is safe because they can't figure out how to get into the building and you have your winger turned off They just realized they don't have to answer

If it was grub hub though It was if it was grub hub then like you know it would be like two more days until the winter Well the white walkers call they're like hey, we are outside But we don't want to get out of our car because parking around here sucks Could you come out so we can kill you like no? I had to pre-tip you because we're ass in here comes my door Are you supposed to be with this battle was supposed to start 90 minutes ago? No, no So of course the chairman's like oh, yeah, you know, they'll be here by morning. So it's the big woman still here

Yeah, I know he's funny. So now it's like now we get like a montage of like Soldiers getting their weapons and like trebuchets firing and like then we hear like some Marose voicing there are too many of them fall too many of them. They're dead They don't feel things and they're skinny so skinny. They look like scullagins. In fact, they are scullagins. How about that? They don't tie a they don't get pimples So the mad king is the hottest of all of them and the V-fals Maybe they all fall. And Jamie's like, well, if we just have to kill him,

then he'll probably never expose himself. And Brad's like, Yes, he will. Brand, how did you get into this meeting? I'm from. How did you get into this meeting? Who said you know what we're gonna do? Let's bring Brandon to this meeting.

Who broke the rule? Stop caring, Brandon, for the Stop carrying Bran from the tree. Leave Bran at the tree. Yeah, and Bran is so Self-involved. He's like, he well expose himself. He'll come for me. You know what Bran? You really have a you have you look, okay? You had a moment with Max once you'd out. Okay, doesn't mean that everyone's just like losing their shit for you. Okay. Yeah, it's like everyone loves me. You had a moment with Max once you'd out. Okay, doesn't mean that everyone's just like losing their shit for you. Okay. Yeah, it's like everyone loves me. He really is. He really is like the leader of a grunge band.

I'm sorry. He has like that megalomania or whatever. Okay. Enough. Enough, Jared. Like he'll come for me. He's mocked me. He's tried many times before with many three-eyed Ravens.

They're like, okay, you know, you're going to have to explain this three-eyed Raven bullshit at some point. Last time I was actually not a Raven and you don't have three eyes. Okay, all right, you're just a kid in a chair with triangle wheels. Okay, so then he's like, the night King wants an endless night. I raise this world and I am its memory. I'm like, you know what, if anything, I would like it if they specifically, specifically killed you. Okay, if you're the memory, I think it's okay to like start fresh. No, brand, don't kill brand. Okay, fine. I love brand. Um, so sound, so sound like figures of that. He's like, that's what death is, isn't it? Forgetting, being forgotten. If we forgot where we are, then if we forget where we're from,

then we're not men anymore, which is animals. And your memories don't come from books. Your stories are just stories. And if I wanted to raise the world of men, I start with he, I was like Sam, he just said this. I know. It's not acting like it's the end of Matlock where you finally figured out the big mystery.

He already told you. Brand's just staring at him like, are you serious right now? Are you serious? I can't see you always do this. where someone carry him to the tree, please Can he be my new hodo can he? I don't think I'd have the patience for his drivel So John's like we'll put you in the crit

And he's like no thanks. I will be in the open because no one here is cute as me I'm gonna learn his ass out here and So I'm just like when are you using you as bait? Yeah, and theon's like I'll guard him with the ironborn So you know everyone's sort of like well, that's not gonna do a lot of like help But then again, it'd be sort of cool to have the ironborn just like done with okay, so yeah, yeah You go you go out there expose yourself to the night king that'll go well. Yeah So then Terry and psych when the night comes with the time comes we'll be on the wall

I'm like really because I think you're gonna be in a fire in front of a fire telling stories and getting drunk for the rest of the episode There's like so it cleases like no, I want you in the crypt. He's like But your grace I have fought before. See the scar. I mean, come on. And she's like, no, the thousands of them, but there's only one of you when you're smarter than all of them. See, I like you now. I've totally changed my mind. Yeah. And they're like, well, what about so should we get the dragons there? Well, the dragons like will dragon fire be able to stop the night king, and everyone looks to brand. Finally, they're like, okay, brand,

now you can talk, he's like, I don't know. No, the dragon. Yeah, thanks, brand. Okay. Well, we already know that they got one of your dragons and turned them into like a nightwalker dragon, okay? Yeah. So I don't know that I'd be sending all those dragons over there.

Why don't you guys get some of that gasoline, that night wildfire shit, and pour it all over the field, and soak all the fields with it, and then when the white walkers came over, you just started on fire. Yeah, exactly. That.

So then, Oh, I guess it's snowing, so then it wouldn't work. I don't know, everybody. I want to solve it. That's what you are, you're a fixer. So now everyone's like, meeting good meeting and everyone like leaves And then like Kaleesi looks to John like okay now we can have like our post meeting talk We're like gossiped about everyone and he just like runs away and she's like huh that's weird

Yeah, don't like not talking right now So then Tyrion's there with Bran and he's like do you need need help? And he's like, no, shut up Bran, he's offering you help. I guess, well, you've had a strange journey. I'd like to hear about it. Bran's like, a long story. And he goes, well, if only we were trapped in a castle in the middle of winter with nowhere to go. And he pulls up a chair.

And then we cut away. And then they never go back to it. So I guess Bran was like, no, still no. Also, like, not a long story. Okay, like basically you got shoved out of window because Tyrion's brother and sister were having sex. You were paralyzed, you took over the, you took over the Winterfell, and then Theon came

and so you had to escape. Otherwise, the only thing I was gonna kill you. And so then when you're wandering around, you finally have this special power. You went north of the wall to find out like you're destiny. You met Max von C. Dau in a tree You learned all his memories and you came back to save us all pretty short story, Bran Yes, but I always thought I'd die in bed with the bottle of wine with a woman's cock around Mount the ranger cock. We've heard it all right

Even brands over it. Brams like not only have I heard it, I've heard you tell it. It's like 30 people because I'm seeing through your eyes too. He's like every time I try to war, I accidentally war going to you telling that story. It's like the worst. It's like turning on TV and like that same commercial's on. Oh Liberty Liberty Liberty. It's like the equivalent of light turning on during that. Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty it's like the equivalent of light turning on during that Okay, so then Greyworm. This is the romantic scene with Greyworm and I can't with the I hate these romance He's I hate them like and on my Game of Thrones rewatch I just fast forwarded through all of them and it made it much quicker see

I love Greyworm for some reason, but I cannot stand this ridiculous romance where it's like Greyworm And I don't remember what her name is I call her lady of grayworm, which is totally, you know, miss Andy or miss miss a guy miss and I miss miss miss and I miss and I I don't know how you pronounce it the one who says mother of dragons flossor of teeth, brush of hair, walker of feet, curler of iron, braider of locks, penny putter in of arcade machines, stura of hot chocolate, tape putter on of packages,

towel of paper. Yeah, so he's like, when T'nauas takes throne, no place us. I'm like, okay, you two, just get it over with. What are you going to die? One or both of you are about to die. Just get it over with. Even the locals don't have any interest in their love story because Miss Andi, she goes, hello, and the girls just run away. Like, no, we are not participating in your love story. I'm sorry. Talk about a beach on your own time.

Yeah, he's like, what else? Isn't there anything else you want to do in life? Anything else to see? And she's like, I want to see beaches again. He's like, I love beaches. She's like, the movie beaches. Okay, very important. He's like, I love that movie too.

Not to remake. Not to remake. Okay, we definitely meant to be together for oh I just died I just died So then John and John is on the top of the roof And Wolfie said it to movie yeah, you just dog ever I know so cute and Sam's like have you I mean ghost ghost is the worst ghost like you go on wolfie. I think you should go on wolfie Well, his name is guests. I think ghost is very on the nose and wolfie is you could argue is even more on the nose But I feel like you might as well just like people named their cat fluffy like yeah Or it's like when people named their dog bear. I'm like it's a a dog. Why you name me after another animal? You can give it an identity crisis. You know, yeah. So Edison comes and he's like, and now I'll watch begins. Okay full circle.

Can we just get to some killing? I know. Like nice call back bro. We get it. You guys are all in the watch. So then they're giving Sam shit because John's like, you can stay in the crib Sam. And sounds like excuse you. I have a new hair, a new jacket and everyone seems to forget I killed a white walker. Okay. Yeah. In the sense like geez, some will Charlie's getting laid and he's killed a white walker. If there's not a better sign that the world's ending.

This, this is it. And they're like, wow, remember everyone who used to be in the wall and other old dad now, it's just us three last man left burn the rest of us blah blah blah. Yeah, so then and then we and then they like look out on to the Dark night and you know, it's like scaryness and hey Ronnie What speaking of dark nights? You know, I like to do on a good old dark night sleep with a whole With a warm smile around your cockman. Well actually specifically, I don't like that

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first night in 10 days that I get to sleep on my Casper mattress again and I am really really excited about it. Yeah well we're out of town Ben actually says I miss my bed like I need the comfort of my bed. I actually miss my Casper. Yeah I actually often say I miss my Casper. I actually call it my name Casper. Okay. To get $50 off, select mattresses go to Casper.com slash crappening. That's Casper.com slash crappening and use the promo code crappening at checkout. Go to Casper.com slash crappening and use the promo code crappening at checkout terms and conditions apply. Yeah. and use the promo code, Crapinning at checkout, terms and conditions of fly. Yeah. So, Casper, wouldn't it be fun

if the Night King's real name was Casper? Like Casper. That's really his name. It's like, I am the Night King. But I was like, yeah, and every time you sleep on one, someone else gets a really comfortable mattress. They spread across the country. Now that is, now that is a zombie apocalypse I can get behind. It turns out the white walkers are comfortable.

Yeah, it's like you hear one white walker referred to the night king as Casper. And you're like, who's Casper? And like, well, it's actually the night king. You're like, what? His name is Casper. I had no idea. That's a more on the nose name than ghost. Or wolf. Yeah, wolfie. He could cast for the white ghost. Okay, so Tyrion. Oh, get a get out. Guys, this begins the long three act play called in front of the fire. Yeah. Fire side chats. Yeah, this is just what you thought were about to have a showdown because it was that long shot up from the wall looking out into the darkness. We now get the fireplace. Fireplace.

So Tyrion's like, God, I wish dad was here to see his sons about to die defending Winterfell. I almost re-re-shooting him on the shitter. Yeah. Almost. Yeah, almost and they start reminiscing on the past and Tyrion misses, you know, sleeping with whores and Jamie misses something in sister, but so much has changed so much has happened. Yeah, um, so Brienne comes in and she's like, I'm sorry. Oh, Christ. We were just Jamie's like, okay, they're here and warm your your ass for Christ sake just come in here. Yeah, yeah She's just crying at the fire by the way isn't it funny that like this is like the most Prominent fire scene I feel like in the history of Game of Thrones because like this unending fire place thing and

Melissa just not even there you know She's like watching this at home being like I could have been there. I could have said the night is talking for love She's like you kill one child. I mean kill one child and you're out of the fireplace. And this is like my thing. The fireplace is my thing. I could have walked into it. Everyone been like, oooh. Actually, that's more of a police's thing to walk into the fire. Yeah. So, Brianna is the only smart one there because of course, Tyrion's getting wasted. He's like, hey, Broderick, want to get wasted before we go to the most important battle of our lives? And she's like, um, guys, you know, we're about to all get killed by white walkers. So

yeah, just like, Patrick, you can have half a cup because you're shit warrior. Anyway, even though you've improved, I mean, honestly, you'll be dead. Yeah. So then Davos comes in and Torment comes in and he's all hot for he's all hot for Bri and he's like it could be the last night in this world you know. It's like yes and I'm glad you're here fighting with us. Get your hand off my bonds. And then Torment has this really bizarre scene. It's like a comic scene sort of and he's like, uh, I was known as Giant's Bane. I killed a giant when I was 10,

crawled into bed with his wife and then she woke up the next morning and circled me at her teach for three months because she thought, I was her baby. That's why I got big and strong. Giant's milk. And then he like jugs milk for like a minute. He looks at her, he looks at Brianna,

I'm like, yeah, it's hot, right? I'm like, just like starts chugging milk and it's going all over himself and all over his beard. Did you know that Beards carry a lot of germs? I just read that the other day in the news. They're like, Beards carry more germs and dish racks, which is why I will never ask a woman to be my girlfriend at a wedding. She's like, I don't know why I have so many germs suddenly. I pretend to be a gay guy's wife and now I've sent him full germs. So they're all just staring at him. This was my favorite scene. I love this guy.

He's funny. Well, because I have questions. Okay. So, okay. Where did the giant do? Why did you kill the giant? Okay. Second, why would you crawl in bed with his wife?

Look, what the fuck? What the hell with the wildness? He needs some therapy. Let's be honest. I mean, he's got some issues. Then what happened to the giant lady? Did he just let him go? I guess so. And then how did he get the giant's milk? He's just been holding on to this giant lady? She just let him go. I guess so.

And then how did he get the giant's milk? He's just been holding on to the giant's milk all this time? Where'd that come from? What giant's milk? The giant's milk he was sloshing down his face. No, that wasn't giant's milk. Oh, that's it. He just started, no, he was drinking his goats.

I think he drinks rancid goat milk. Oh, he said, you know what, you may be right. Yeah, which makes it even grosser. I don't know how, but I guess I would think that rancid goat's milk is grosser than giant's fresh boob milk. I feel like rancid goat milk is grosser until you think of it as more like, um, it's almost like goat cheese, right? Basically, cheese is basically rancid milk if you really think about it, you know. Yeah, maybe that's why people get addicted to it Because it's like drugs. I had a lot of cheese today. I have to say Drug addict. Yeah, so then

Arya is sees the hound up on the roof that roof is like super popular Yeah, it's like the new beach. Yeah, everyone's walking on that roof and everyone's having stupid conversations and reminiscing on the past and saying things They've wanted to say it's like okay, so now it it's time for Ari on the Hound to clear some things up. Yeah, and he's like, you never used to shut up and now you're sitting there like I'm you. And that's my problem with Ari, too, okay? I know that you got taught with that lady with a stick to be like silent or whatever, but you can still keep your cute personality and kick someone's ass, okay?

I don't like you just being weird and scary. Yeah, exactly. Anda's like trying to be Ask all these existential questions like what are you doing up here? He's like I mean, what are you doing up here? Like when was last time you fought for anyone but yourself? He's what I thought for you didn't I? I mean technically, but you were fighting for her so that you could keep her hold to get a reward for kidnapping her ass But you were fighting for her so that you could keep her hold to get a reward for kidnapping her ass But okay, I guess exactly and then that and then that one-eyed guy from that like that the band of brothers troop I forget what they're called there. Yeah, you know the the guys the guys who don't believe in nothing

But they called again No, they believe in they believe in the load of the lights. I know, but they're sort of like the men of no flag or the man of no banner something like that Well, he's the man of the hot eyepatch He like keep dying Yeah, he's died my teen times. Yeah, he's like hi everyone Like oh for fuck's sake like we're the bloody wedding Like yeah, welcome to this episode. Yeah, welcome to the show bloody weddings every every every season So then aria's the aria finally like gets a good sense in her mind. She's like she gets up and leave

She's like I'm not spending my last hours with YouTube miserable shits. I think we'll get fucked I'm gonna go get laid so she goes down as she shoots arrows Exmitly and gentry's like yeah Any and gender is like, yeah! Any of her new broomstick with dragon glass at the end. And of course, guess what? Guess who's read about it? Some, a stark. What a shocker.

A man just served you, say thank you and give him 20% of something. Okay, but no, she's like, this will work. Yeah, she's. Thanks. How about to say thank you? Say thank you because he, like, because of you, like? But no, she's like, this will work. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks. How about a say thank you? Say thank you because he, like, because of you, like, about four soldiers didn't get, like, a proper weapon. I'm going to die.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How about, like, at least leaving a positive, yell preview before you leave the store? Exactly. Exactly. So now, so Arya started to ask, uh, basically, like, what did the red woman want to do with you? Did you have sex with her? Whatever. She's like, well, she put leeches on me. I suppose that your first time And he's like having leeches on me. She's like, no, you dump whatever. Let's just do it.

Well first she's like, why did why does she want your blood? And he's like, oh, yeah, well, I'm Robert Brantian's bastard Yeah, I didn't know either. Tosary told me Yeah, I didn't know either. Tosary told me. Yeah. Nice. I don't know if you just look at him. Yeah. Yeah, they just they just slipped that right in there. Yeah. And then she's like, okay, you want a fat?

Yeah. He's like, sure. And so, like, I wasn't very comfortable with Arya getting naked. She still looks 10 years old to me. Yeah, I was very uncomfortable. I mean, I know there's probably also a body double and even the body double wasn't fully naked. But what was hard for me was that, yeah, she still looks like she's tan. It was awkward. I really, I had a hard time with this scene.

Yeah, I then like it. And she's like, I'm not the red woman. Take a pants off. So, well, damn girl, I was like, please, can we go forward? I don't want to watch our yeah have sex. So now we go back up to the fire place. Sun rise. Sun sit. They grow up so fast. They do. They do. I'm seeing that this week. So Fiddler on the roof that is. So anyway, back up at the fireplace. Yeah, what is going on around the fire? Guess what? They're still talking about stuff instead of getting ready for battle. So, um, Tyrion's like, isn't it funny that everyone here has at some point to another?

Fought the stocks. I was like, hmm, let's see clips about it. Hey Blanche, remember that time that you took Ned's dog to a charity auction and pretended that he was your husband? Um, Brianne's like, at least we're gonna die with honor. Okay, you guys, guess what? You're gonna need to get more positive attitude because you're just a bunch of Charlie Browns over here walking around like, where can I die? We're gonna die. We're gonna die. How about we're gonna win? We're gonna win. Okay? Do I need to teach you people how to sell a condo?

Also, you guys have been drinking you guys should be having better conversation by now. It's like that weird force conversation of like people who have been like it's like all the scraps of people who get put together I would table at a wedding they all don't know each other and they're forced to make small talk across a big table, but there's a centerpiece in a bread basket in the way so you can never really get the conversation off the ground. Yeah. Oh my god, they lose the battle because they're all concentrating on the bread. Yeah.

And their table gets called last for the buffet, you know. That's what they're all acting like. So Tyrion's like, oh god, all these battles. I mean, how many battles have we survived between a starpost, a survivor Blackwater, and the Battle of the Bastards? Jamie Lannister, fabled hero, siege of pike, one-handed, handy-hand-hand, Serbrianne of toss defeating the hound. Oh, sorry, I meant.

Madame Liddy! Sorry to call you sir she's like that's all right I can't be a knight I don't want to be a knight like why can't you be a knight tradition tradition tradition tradition and towards like fuck that musical if I were a rich knight he's like tradition. Did you not hear the story about me climbing into bed with someone's giant wife and sucking on her baby for three months for the reason? I don't want to be a night anyway. And he's like, well, I'm not a night, but if

I were, I'd not your 10 times over sex. And Jamie's like, you don't need a king any night can make a night. I'll prove it. They did so slick one up in torments. Torments like trying to play all the stops. He gave his best giant test story. He's like trying to like stand up for Brienne's and she should be a night. But Jamie being of course like the quarterback of the high school football team, he swoops in his like I'm gonna want to torment Brienne come over here. I'm gonna knight you Yeah And by the way, Tyrion you're president

Okay, and Davos you can be a Tony winner. Okay, Davos Come over here and Neil Come up with a fish and come over here and kneel. Be a Tony John Stark you want to come up here. I'll make you tall. Okay. Just having that wishes tonight. Exactly. So now Brienne is like at first she like clearly is like I'm not gonna be I don't want to be a night I've never want to be a night. I'm just to be a proud woman But then she's like I kind of want to be a knight now. So she now goes into maximum Brienne, crotch, verge of crying face. So like the tremble is like super strong.

And Jamie does the whole like knighting thing. There's like the taps on the shoulders. Like I, you promise to be brave, I'll be brave and the knight and the knight and the bravery and the bravery and the hot and the fighting of the soul. You know, how about if you cry one more time, you're going to put a dollar in the cry box. Yeah. Six of this, ma'am. But she at night, she the huge twists after she gets knighted so her eyes are fully wet now.

Like the tremble is like it cannot be held back and we're waiting for full cry and what does she do? She smiles and she's weird. It was like, I think the first time she smiled in the entire series, I could be wrong, but it was like a big smile. It was like a big, happy smile. A lot for her. She's such a good actor.

She is. But all I could think was, I don't wanna see Brienne smile. Like that, I don't need this in my life, okay? This is not what I wanted. It's like trying to think of how to explain it. It's like when Seely from the color purple smiles for the first time without covering her mouth. I don't need that

I like Seely covering her mouth. It's cute. It's endearing, you know, it's like a it's like watching Arya star have sex like I don't need that I don't need that don't just hold that until the last season. I actually really enjoyed watching her smile was so cute She was so happy. I you know, I have I have a sauce spot in my heart for Brienne I don't know what it is. I just do. So watching her smile, I like rebounded and watched it like three times. Look, here she's crying, crying, crying, smile, crying, crying, crying, smile. I loved it. So next step, we see, and also she's now officially going to die. Yeah, she smiled. Yeah, she got what she wanted. Anybody who's getting what they want and ending to their story is like, She's like Jamie one other request when this is done. Do you think I could be stationed at a beach somewhere?

I love the beach You know what I've always wanted to do so Jamie sit with you on a beach and have fried fish Dead dead you're dead and on top of that they also give they give her a little slow clap You know they'll give her round of applause It's nice dead. Yeah, you're dead full dead full dead. Yeah Full stop dead. Yeah, so next week see Sam a George talking to my favorite little baby queen of the of the life lady mom Queen of the of the life of the island. Yes of the bears the bears the bears Yes my queen yeah and she's basically like I want to fight I want to fight and

he's like I don't think you should fight and she says I'm going to fight Yes I'm not gonna sit around knitting booties motherfucker I wear fights stop being such a pussy about it I wish you well cousin and I say that to remind people that we are in fact, cousins. Does this mean I'm dead? It's like, by the... yeah. This is cancer to happy ending. No, okay, you're not dying. So then Sam, so then Sam comes over to Jorah and he's got his family. He's got the Tarlie sword and he's like, I want to give this to you because I don't even know how to hold it up right. Just get a guy

killed at White Walker. Hey, yo, hey, yo, Sam Tarlie. And Jorah is like, you have family still? Come on. Not everybody got burned by that dragon. Come on. Lightning up, kid. He's like, um, I have dragon glass. Okay. good luck with this. Take it. I loved your dad. He was awesome. Um, here you go. Bye. Yeah.

I'm so sure it's like, yes. I will. It in his memory. I've got the rings of man. I was like, okay, how about you just kill some dead people? Okay, everybody's suffering and homebar cards in the set. I said, and after this, I'm going to go back. And of course, that's beautiful lady that I loved when I was an editor of a newspaper. No, Jora, get out of town, Abby, for any Game of Thrones.

Oh, you know what I was gonna say about Brienne smiling. They reminded me of Mad Men. Did you watch Mad Men? Of course. You went to that show. I love that, Mad Men. So, you know, in Mad Men, Don never smiles. He's just this miserable son of a bitch the whole time and then at the end He smiled and I felt so fucking uncomfortable seeing him smile I just couldn't look at him the same and even in movies now when I see him in a movie and he's playing just someone that's not don't Draper which is like every movie yeah, he smiles in it and it just makes me uncomfortable I don't want to see you smile. Okay, thanks. I'm glad I got that out of everybody I feel bad for John ham because ultimately he's been good in some stuff after

madman and he really he loves doing like goofy comedic roles and doing all that stuff. And he's he's had serious roles too, but he's never looked as good as when he was Don Draper. Oh, our perfection. Yeah. So, um, and that's not even my type. Not even my type, but he just looks great. So, um, guess what? Hey, Ronnie, do you want to go back to the fire room? Do you know what? I would love to see what's going on with the fire. You know, you know, you're halfway there. It's like a cheesecake is halfway down.

Yeah, we're after the second commercial break. So it was time for one more short memory about Stan. So, or actually, one of those memories, they always have one of those flashbacks where Estelle Gettie can take off her old lady wig and make it. So it's like her in Italy, yeah, before, or like her and Brooklyn in like 1955, you know, yeah, someone's about to threaten her to be sent to shady pines. Yeah. So there's only one way to make the far room worse. And that's

to have Patrick sing. And that's exactly what happens. Oh my God. Patrick singing Britney Spears toxic. I mean, like it's getting late. But actually the real song was way more annoying because it just gets going. She never wanted to leave. She never wanted to leave. She never wanted to leave. She never wanted this. That lyrically the song was lacking. I'm just going to say that. Maybe really pine for the days of Ed Sheeran

as that troupe of her. She seems to go. No, just kidding. I will take Patrick over Ed Sheeran any day. So then we get a montage while he's singing the stupid song. And it's basically people hit the funk sucked. So terrible song. I'm sorry. Winterfell is not where I'm going from music anymore. Yeah, this is where I need like a Simon cowl like in a big, you know, a big gay gay bro's costume, just sitting in the back. Yeah, that sounded like a baby coming out

and murdering its own mother, sorry, Tyrion. I just, sorry, sorry, because you know that Cersei was back at our castle, listened to like Robin or something, you know, like, and we're stuck with Podrick, doing an acapella improv song, no. I keep dancing on my own. I keep dancing. God, I want to do elephants. Oh, I've only had those elephants. Someone go kill Robin.

But she's your favorite singer. I don't care. Okay, so, um, yeah, so we see a little monke. We see like all the couples it's basically like I got He's like laying in bed sleeping like he's never slept before and Ari is like hmm That wasn't just good as I thought I really should have really should have done this with that creepy guy who taught me how to change faces He was a little bit more talented. Yeah think that was pretty fee, but probably. Yeah, pretty cute.

Theon and Sansa, they're like staring into each other's eyes a little bit, and I was like, oh, are we having a romantic moment with these two also? Is that I'm not in the mood for that? Yeah, but someone has to die, you know? So they're like, okay, let's let someone be nice to Theon for five minutes, because that's all that anyone can ever stand being nice to the on. He'll be abused again in like two seconds. Exactly.

And then we have Sam and Gilly who are like curled up around their kid and then we have Grey Worm and What's Her Face, they kiss, which is like even, it's like even, they're like, okay, so not only is he going to die, he's going to be the first to die. That's what that kiss means. And for Jora, he was just alone on a horse. He didn't even have anyone. Yeah, but I mean, his skin so much nicer, you know? He really, I mean, Jorah really got the best skin treatment out of anybody on the show.

Really Juvenated. That ex-exfoliation, I mean, that you can get at the Citadel. I mean, what, what a program. Totally. That would get people back to church. Yeah. Just getting really good facials. Yeah. So, Daenerys is like, God, where's my whining ass boyfriend? You know, this is why they tell you not to date sensitive guys.

Because at first you're like this, he's so artistic and so sensitive. But then they're like sobbing all the time. Like, where is he now? Oh, he's probably in his sad scrunchy, damn of the crypts, during his some goddamn statue or something. Yeah. Which of course he is. Yeah, he's right in front of Liana Stark statue. The one that like Robert Prathion was like

jerking off to in the first episode. So Kaleesi's like, Is Mata. Yeah, exactly. He's just like, who's that? She looks like someone who could be your mother, but clearly would never be because. She's so tall because she's so tall

she's so tall and she's charismatic No, I love John snow he's charismatic. I love I just love the shortshame of John snow I think it's hilarious. I don't even think he looks short. I guess you can't really tell on TV Yeah, but he's probably short in real life so he would think he looks short. I guess you can't really tell on TV. Yeah, but he's probably short in real life. So, um, yeah, so Cleese is like, oh, it's so funny because my brother, Rega, he was known for doing so many wonderful things and being wonderful to everyone, but apparently he raped Liana. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's just a nice thing to just stand in front of. It's like they're standing in front

of the water fountain at Bellagio. She's got her arm in his he liked to see he gave money to pull children. He raped that statue and Trump's like actually of some lights come on and probably on him. He's hearing Frank Sinatra. She's like, I got the world out of string. I'm son of rainbow. This is my favorite Bellagio fountain song.

So he's like, actually, he loved her. They were married in secret, and I know this because they had a child, and the child was Robert found out about the child. He would kill the child, so he was given to Ned Stark to be raised as his bastard son. I am that child I am I'm going on and she's like um excuse you She's like that is impossible. He's like no, it's not impossible. Do you want me to cry right now?

I would cry to prove it. Okay, look at my track of tears. Look at my track of tears So like where did you hear this bullshit? And he's like, well, I know it's true because Bran told me he saw it and then Sam confirmed it. He read it in some book that no one's ever gonna show you. And she's like, oh really? Okay, so let me get to straight. A secret, nobody in the world knew

except your brother and your best friend. Well, how coincidental? Yeah, exactly, which is a pretty good point too. And he's like, you know, it's a good point. He's like, no, it's true. And you know, it's true. And she's like, mmm, so he's, she's like, that means you're the last male Targaryen.

And you have claimed the Iron Throne. I'm like, and he's your nephew. You stop with your nephew. Hey, that's small potatoes, okay? Who cares? She's not happy. She's clearly not happy. Hey, that's small potatoes, okay? Who cares? She's not happy. She's clearly not happy. Yeah, do you think they're going to try and go to war with him?

I kind of think she's going to just go crazy. Yeah, I think she's going to like have a hard time adjusting to it. She's going to be really angry and they're going to have a falling out. But in the end, she's going to do something sacrificial for him. And then he will assume the king, assume the throne, and then that will, that will answer Sansa's question, what will happen to the North? Well, I just turned, I just turned into Shannon Bador. Whatever.

I'll tell you what's going to happen to the North. John, it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Yeah. So then the good or favorite set piece of the show, not the fire, but the upstairs roof. And then I just look over the, uh-oh, and we hear, and then we get our another famous, like another thing the show loves doing the show loves doing a close up on a skeleton hoof and then raising the camera up. And guess what? What walkers on skeleton horses and guess what?

There's like three, oh, wait, five, oh, wait, 10,000 of them. Yeah. Just to suggest into Johnson, when you've got big news like that, maybe don't wait like five seconds before you're about to battle the bench dead people. Like maybe hold onto that, you know? Like you didn't have to piss or off. You could have told her that at a different time.

Who knows if Susan's even going to live through this? Like, just sit on it. Sit on your feelings for about five seconds, no? Or maybe like, tell her yesterday. So that way, you have like, you both have like a data process a little bit because this is not, you can't have this stuff on your mind. Yeah, it's too much. Don't go to bed angry. Yeah, don't go to your eternal rest, angry. So it looks like the big battle is gonna be next episode. This was sort of like an episode of, it was like reflections on the past.

Yeah, this was some filler. Yeah, this is what you call filler. Yeah, you guys, you're spending a 19 gazillion dollars on the last six episodes, kill people. Kill, do something, advance the plot or something Go somewhere yet looks like we're gonna get a big battle next next week and And I don't even know what's gonna go from there because so by the end of next week We will be done with three of the six episodes Which means that we'll have three episodes then I'm well, I guess we'll find out

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