Watch What Crappens - Winter Is Crappening: Throne Overboard

Episode Date: May 6, 2019

With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King's Landing, but victory is never easy on "Game of Thrones." Plus, someone finally gets a little hanky panky by the fireplace... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello! How are you doing? How have you been? I'm depressed as hell. How do you think I'm doing? I mean, just press stop on this damn show. I don't know whether to cry or kill somebody. Well, you can do both, you know, usually those go hand in hand. I'm going to decapitate somebody's made is what I'm going to do. I'm going to get some revenge. I almost used this episode as a reason to have something that was high in carbs and maybe fried.

I was like, you know what? I deserve to have something delicious right now. Well, I almost went there almost. Don't say this show never teaches you anything. If you ever fuck me over, I'm decapitating your maid. That is it. Wow, lots to discuss. Now that the big battle is over, we're back to all sorts of fun soapy things in drama.

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So. And also go get your Shut Up brand t-shirt, which we made and put up at crappensmurch.com. If you forget crappensmurch.com, crappensmurch.com, you can go just to watch it crappens.com and find links to crappensmurch.com. If you forget crap and smurch.com crap and smurch.com, you can go just to watch it crap and stuff and find links to crap and smurch.com. I'm glad you made that sure. I'm glad you made it because you know what for someone who's so quiet, he sure needs to be told shut up a lot, you know. And I, you know, I love my

brand and he serves a purpose. But it's like, it brand is one of those people and we live in L.A. So we know a lot of these people people I'm sure Ben knows a lot to that start like they Stop doing heroin or math or whatever and then they start they got a rehab and Or they go to like a yoga retreat and then they come back and they're like I fear no anger anymore And you're like oh really no on the really brand. Yeah, you just kind of like talk behind their back Do anything you can to piss them off and they're like I no longer feel any anger and you're like you know What shut up with your fucking yoga retreat okay and those are always a person the first person to go post a little dinner party once

they've like had enough you know absolutely he is this sort of person who like insists that you come meet him every time you hang out he insists he come you like you have to go meet him at intelligence you coffee so you finally do and then you get hooked on coffee and then next you know he's like oh I don't need coffee anymore. I drink tea. You know, like you know what? You're the one who got me on to this. I'm the one who stuck with Intelligencia. Oh, you still go to Intelligencia Intelligencia so over. I'm at stomp town So, man So, man, and he's always like wearing a fur. You're like, why are you wearing a fur? Like why are you fancy?

Like we're both still waiters. Like, why are you fancy now? It's 85 degrees out in Los Angeles right now. Why are you wearing a fur? And I know it's a fake fur brand, but you don't even have to say it. Yeah, because if you said, if you said, why are you wearing a fur now, he'd be like,

oh, no, I have compassion for animals. This is, yeah. This is a celebration of the body. When you kill the animal, we celebrate all of it. It's like, oh, where'd you get that on Milrose? No, not on Melrose. I found it in a corner shop in Mavista. Oh, of course you have to one up Melrose. I have any a great got a brand Totally. Yeah, we have very strong thoughts. So This episode big news right at the stop at the top of the episode. I don't know if you noticed this Ronnie

But in the opening credits, those clattering tiles have stopped clacking and making noise. Yeah, of course. Because tiles would be undead. Of course. They killed the undead too early, and now the Westros design show has stopped recording, okay? Now the rest of the game is in the title.

It's like, thanks, guys. It's like, wait, you replaced my Harvard floors with tiles. I didn't even finish the job. Yeah, congratulations, whoever wins the throne. Your kingdom is now half-tiled. Good luck to that. Yeah, in a shitty pattern of 80s. We find out about that. To finish your finger. Yeah, enjoy your glass bricks.

You know that's what they're going to be making the wall out. Fix the wall with some glass bricks from my taste. Yeah, it's all Palm Springs 1984. It's designing this shit. And you know what's Tormon? Do you know Tormon is secretly designing it, you know? Tormon. You can tell because there's just built shit everywhere.

Yeah. Yeah, there's also a broken Winterfell, which was super sad. I was like, oh, winterfell's like kind of broken on the inside. You know what's so funny? I didn't notice the bro, I was so focused on the tiles. I didn't notice broken. I was focused on the whole remote. You know, and that's what happens when you don't focus on anything but the tile. The living room doesn't get finished. And I'm looking at you

property brothers. Well, you know, when you do a remodel, it always gets worse before it gets better, right? They're gonna find some mold. They're gonna find some piping that was like out of code before that, you know, dead grandmas coming back to life and strangling children. You know how it goes. They're going to go down in that crib and they're going to be like, Oh, well, the bad news is that grandma came alive during that fight and tried to kill us. But the good news is that we found this lovely preserve fireplace.

I think we can really like spiff up and make it the centerpiece of the scrubs. Yeah. So we open with, well, I noticed one thing too in the previous, in the previous leads that the writers really like somebody being held by the throat and then stabbing them because that happened twice last episode. And I didn't really realize until they showed it again. I was like, wow, they really love that killing method because later on, I've killed the giant like that.

And then are you killed the, you know, the, the night king like that? And I just thought, you know, that's interesting. I wonder if they're going to make that like a rule of three's type thing where someone else is going to be getting strangled them in. stab your ass. I think it only applies to young women. Like if you're like a younger woman or you look like a young woman on the show, a young girl, then that's how you will die. But otherwise, you know, it's the standard you know, it's the standard beheading, stabbing, you know, malling, you know, yeah, you know, so yeah, so this episode opens up, you know, we see Jora's dead body and he's lying there and Daenerys is trying to cry even though she doesn't really want to cry, but she like knows that people are looking at her so, you know, so she's squeezing out some tears, you know.

It's sad she's got a very big brooch. I mean, my problem with Danny is that she's squeezing out some tears, you know, it's sad she's a very big brooch I mean my problem with Annie is that she's just like who curls her hair during a war, you know Like her hair still looks great. I'm like are you kidding with your 10 pounds of weave, you know You know that bothered me about also with John because both of them John took the time Everyone else looks like they just like stood up out of like the bogs and out of the dirt And they're like just brushing their dirt that everything all the shit off their clothing John took the time to like do his hair and put into nice ponytail. Her hair looks amazing. Like you know you too. Yeah, I mean, wow. Yeah, Danny has someone from Dillard's waiting backstage just to you know make sure she's in a cute coat and a giant brooch. Yeah, John has like

a representative from Fantastic Sam's, which is a pun on Sam. Well, Charlie. Fantastic Sam's which is a pawn on Seville. Oh fantastic Sam's. They're like, I hope you like it, huh? Um, I have to say dead Theon. Theon looks adorable blue. Hmm. He looks really cute. I like greatest luck. Yeah, it's greatest luck with blue.

He's got a lot of transformation. He looks great blue red, white and blue. You know, go murder did Did was it just me was I reading into this or was I not was the nearest Whispering something to Jora's ear sort of like lost in translations style like it's a little secret that only they will know That's so it's so special and so private that only Sophia Copeland could have had this moment, you know Yeah that only Sophia Copeland could have had this moment, you know? Yeah, um, is she dead? And I couldn't, you know, obviously I rebound, but you can't hear it. So I don't know if it's going to come up later.

Like, remember when she was whispering and it'll be something stupid. Like the rest of this episode is going to be a game of never have I ever drink. I know you were on Downton Abbey. Drink. Do you know the guy who plays Sherlock Holmes? Drink. Um, also I hope someone like, oh we just never gonna see Yara, Yara Greyjoy again, also known as Jess, like your friend from college, which is I still stand by behind that theory.

Yara's telling, she'll come in, she'll come in yelling really loud and then get killed. Well, I will, that would be terrible because you know, then what what joy has left in the gray joys? Sorry, I was drinking a huge gopah water. Sorry. I'm so big. It was the biggest gopah water. It was a grief, a grief gulp.

Yeah, a grief gulp for the first theon. I was planning on you pondering Yara's fate a little bit more. Sorry. I was gonna like discuss how Yara reminds me of like Someone named Jess. I just gonna do that my whole thing again, which I do every episode I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it But she does remind me of someone named Jess. So then um Sansa is sobbing over you know red white and blue Theon and she gives him the hand of the king which is so nice, you know, and then guess what John is doing

Having cried face was that the hand of the king? I thought it was just like saying like no you're officially part of our family. Here's the maybe you know, and then guess what John is doing. Having cried face. Was that the hand of the king? I thought it was just like saying like no, you're officially part of our family. Here's the maybe you know what maybe I don't know what it was, but it looks like the hand of the king thing they give people. Yeah, well, there's a lot of accessories on there. There are or it was a paper cutter. It was like the it was the letter opener of the family. I don't know or it was just like a trinket she found. She's like, you know, I don't know what I've like I've been needing to regift this thing

And like I'm just gonna put it right on it was a butter knife that somebody gave her and that gross guy who she killed It was a came from hot pie hot pie sent like a congratulatory like pie with like a trinket on it like well I'll take the pie, but only give the trinket the on You get it when you get a pumpkin pie Boston market at Christmas. She's like, you know what? I'm gonna give this to the on. He's done so much. You know, he's that he's basically a member of our family, even though he sort of decimated our little, you know, our world here. He's a member of the family and he deserves a seat at the Christmas table with the pumpkin pie from Marie Kelly. So then guess what? These characters are doing crazy

things right now. John has severe cry face, so no shock. And they guess what brands doing sitting there in his fur judging you for still doing heroin. Okay. That's what. Yeah, he's just sitting there. And now all the dead, all the bodies have been piled up and so they're all, they're gonna like them on fire or like a, you know, you know, they're gonna be fine. Yeah, and it's really sad. And then John's about to give a speech,

but Bran is sitting there so awkwardly. He reminds me of one of those, like I used to degenerate there when I was younger, and he reminds me of one of those old ladies sitting right in the front row, refusing to smile, and then like right in a dramatic part, they just start opening a candy wrapper. It's like he just here.

Like, he has a little candy. It's like you just hear. He has a little candy. He's got ready to go. John's like, can I give my sweet? He's like, hold on. Almost done with it. I know. Almost done. Brandy mind. Do you mind? Is it really that important? I don't want anymore, but I do want butter scotch. Yeah, where there's a original opening. So John starts making a standard John speech. He's like, we are here today to say goodbye to our brothers and our sisters and our fathers and our mothers and our friends and that crazy witch who took off our necklace and then turned into an old lady

What was that about am I right everyone? I know John like a thousand people just died. Could you work on your speech? He's like the lady who worked as a bakery what a good one The man who started the bicycle shopping town dead The man who started the bicycle shopping town dead Hansel who just finished his first shift at Cinebon we remember him The entire Zumba class of Northern Winterfell My fifth grade lacrosse team dead

So then they start everybody on fire, which is really sad. I don't know why we're laughing We're really just a couple of dumbasses okay for anyone who hasn't figured that out We're laughing it on we're not laughing at the fake people who had fake deaths, okay? So yeah, so but it's like a sad moment We got to see like the last of Edison also known as Ed Dada and Leon and more mont, you know and And so they're were they're like they're all lying there and so John John is nearest have like their torches And then they're like looking at each other like Should should I start you want to light it? You want to light it? Should I start it? Should you you're sure like the dragon?

Do you want to do it? I can do it. I know I'm still looking at each other like relationship relationship. Oh my god relationship Relationship just like the fucking fires. You know what this isn't about your fucking life right now you two Okay, there's like a thousand dead beautiful piers before we like these funeral piers Should we address the fact that you're my aunt is that it is now a good time? No, not not okay? We'll do that later though, right? I'm not the only person like 50% of the people of the population of this podcast do not even care Is that fucked up that I don't even care? The kind of care of their hand and nephew. I feel like if you didn't know each other it doesn't count

Well, I agree and and on time in the world of this show, you know You know, you know incest that sort of happens. And like in her family, it's like a kind of like a big thing, you know, so I'm okay with it. You guys go, you go with your, you go with your incest. Incest is best. Sometimes pretty people just should be together, even if they're aunt and uncle or aunt and nephew. Yeah.

So they burn everybody. And then we got a last angel. It's just kidding. It's just because the whole screen filled with smoke and it looked like our downtown. Yeah, that's a much more air time. To not leave the house today. Makes things silly. Glad the red here is so high. All of a sudden we hear Randy Newman. I love Winterfell. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do We love it. So then we go to the Harry Potter school where everybody's having dinner every time I see like a boardroom with that many candles

I'm like Harry Potter! Yeah, it's like a very good. Let me protect you. So there's like a table up front, you know, like we're all the important the VIP table, which is where VIP I like that the VIPs in this world Is like the inverse of it the way it works in LA or really like anywhere else Whereas like anywhere else. It's everyone is like looking at the VIPs trying to be like their approval or sneak into their VIP room Here's just like the VIPs get a table and just look at everyone else. They're like, okay, we're just gonna stare at you guys Yeah, I think they have a better way of doing it. You know, just stare at the word.

Yeah, they have the way I used to be. And then throw chicken bones at them. So Sansa's drinking from a cup slowly, like, I'm angry again, the baddest of, I still have a grudge, Shum Sansa. Yeah, this is a very telenovela soap opera scene where everybody's just looking at each other. Sansa's like, I'm still mad.

And Jom's like, I'm in love with you, don't be mad just because I'm the rightful air. And the Danny's like, ha ha ha ha, still gonna fuck you even though I'm still mad and Jones like I'm in love with you. Don't be mad just because I'm the rightful air and the Danny's like Still gonna fuck you even though I'm pretending that you're not really the rightful air and you never told me that piece of news I don't know anything about it. Well do I? It's like okay, so proper come on show Yeah, she just staring forward in a pool of like mixed emotions so then Gendry He's like sitting at the table and he's like, he's like all pot and bother and he turns to the hound. The hound has been just like getting really annoying by the way.

Like he's like his chick, like, can you lighten up? Okay, I know you felt bad. They didn't fight or whatever issues you have. Okay, that go back from when you're a child and your brother, your face and the fire. Time to get over it. Okay. I just wrote down whatever triggered. It's like how does constantly triggered? It's like we get get over it, okay? I just wrote down whatever triggered. It's like how does constantly triggered? It's like we get it, Hound, okay? But we've already had you. We get it, yeah. So Gendry's like,

obviously no, we all, and he's like, eh, you can still smell the banning bodies and you're still like, you're a whony? It's like, you know what, you're the one who's eating chicken bones right now, drinking wine, okay? Don't act like you're like being unappropriate. But that's why I love Hound and we'll love him forever.

He's always eating. Like no matter what's happening on the screen, how does like having a chicken bone or something, you know? Always, he finds it. And he had a whole scene, do you seasons ago, right? Where he like killed like five people so we can have some chicken. You know, the man loves this chicken.

He does. So the Hound is like, I'm not just honing. He's like, ah, you should be honing. We had to kill all those dead people. Do it. You're allowed. You should dick. And so Kendrick gets up and he's like, he's trying to kind of sneak out. I'm gonna go jiggle. Yeah. And then to Narus is like, Kendrick, that's right. Isn't it? And I was like, Oh, no, please don't be a bitch right now. Because yeah, I'm not really sure where Danny's coming from right now. And I'm

like, look, I've been rooting for you for years. I mean, I've been rooting for now and I'm like look I've been rooting for you for years I mean I've been rooting for Cersei Moore but still I've been rooting for you don't just turn it into a jackass. Yeah Daenerys has really like I'm sort of not rooting for her anymore she really is a jack ass these days. Something happened between season 7 and season 8 and I'm like I haven't really been able to get behind her I'm just like god, she's getting really annoying. Yeah, so she's like, Kendra, that's why it isn't it. You'll all rob up a rathian son. It's like, okay. Yeah, sure. The mean girl's gonna make fun of the kid and like in the lunch room now.

Yeah, that's what it felt like. And she's like, you're aware that he took my family throne and tried to have me murdered, right? And he's like, oh, sorry, I didn't know. Literally made all the weapons for your army. So, can I get a pass? Like literally we just won a crazy battle that we never should have won and you're gonna like go do this right now. Like really? And he's he's like well he's done and his brothers are dead too So who's Lord of storms storms and now and he's like, oh, I don't know God please don't hurt me. Is this the pop quiz and she's like you are you are the Lord of storms and Your heart your hands are looking my smile. What a charming smile would you like a hug? What a charming smile would you like a hug?

Don't give my mom Yeah, you are Lord Kendra Baratheon of storms and son of rubber Baratheon because that is what I've made you And you could just see like miss and he was probably miss and I was probably like oh my god on your title Kendra Baratheon son of rubber Baratheon blacksmith of the Ford blacksmith of our storms and on a person who has new lawn flumming goes in storms and Honor of all the rocks in sounds storms and zero-scape Tire air pressure checker Toast toaster Drain drain cleaner Pop taught Kacha from the toaster when he is walking to school

And he's like, but I'm a bastard. She's like, oh tell you who's a bastard Not you okay. I make I give up the bastard titles here. Come on. Let's hug So then everyone's like yay, and then Sean's like cheers for my power completely being ignored Yeah, I did she just completely ignoring what I told her a second ago I'm bored. He's like, haha, she's just completely ignoring what I told her a second ago. This is great. And you can see Davos is staring like, um, can I get something to? I was kind of like, no, okay, all right, fine, fine.

What do I win? Like what do I win? You get to see someone young and hot turn into an old 900 year old person and then die right in front of your face. Thanks. What a trophy, guys. Thanks. Yeah, and then it cuts the how and he's like, oh, okay. All right. We get it.

Someone's cranky. Have another chicken wing. Why didn't anybody pick up that necklace? By the way, Davas, you're, you're a handsome man, but you're no spring chicken. If I saw that bitch fall over in the field, I would have run out there and grabbed that necklace. What's wrong with you? Yeah. I would have been scared to touch. It should be honest. I'll be, I'll be afraid of making a lot of fun of you. I'm too handsome.

Yeah, yeah. I want people to like me for my brains. Yeah, yeah. I can't deal with John Spitches, you know? So Terian is next to Dinaris and he's like, hmm, I'm fitting and he'll be forever loyal to you. And she's like, see, he's not the only one who's clever. And then the Sansa just looks over,

and the Sansa's like, you fucking bitch. Yeah, Sansa's ready to kill her. Kill her. So then Brianna and Jamie kind of look at each other. And I'm like, when did this happen? I get that they're friends, and she's always had kind of a crush on him. But things kind of escalated in a way I didn't see them coming. I also, to be fair, I actually never really got romantic chemistry from them.

I thought it was more like a, like, I feel like she, like he was like the first guy since Renly who, who, like, looked out for her and saw her as like a human instead of like a, like a tall freak of nature is what she always perceived, not the tall people are freak of nature, I'm just saying that that's what she thinks. I didn't see it as that she was pining for him because as you said before, she was more masculine and whatever, so I thought she was sort of like a... I sort of thought she was a closet lesbian. I'm not gonna lie, and I know it's not to say that just because you are a lady with more masculine tendencies in the traditional sense,

you were automatically a lesbian, but I sort of thought that was just a token thing for the population. I thought she always really liked him because she looked like she was always crushing. And then he looked at her like Danny looked at Jora. Like, sorry, never gonna touch his fucking my sister, get in line, you know?

I just figured, like, she saw on him someone who, like, saw her as a human and he saw in her someone who, like, took a chance on him and didn't just see him as, like, the vial night's lair who's the sister. And so I thought they had, like, not sexual chemistry. I thought they just had amazing like we get each other chemistry And that was what was gonna power them through like that like an amazing beautiful friendship and

Then they thought it's also sexual But first now is Davos and Tyrion talking and he's like damn it. I still can't get over not killing that old bitch I wanted to kill her. I wanted to kill her. I swore to kill her. I saw her to her face. And I said, show me your babies all you want. I'm going to kill you. And he's like, well, I'm sure you had your reasons. And Tyrion doesn't care. He's just going to get drunk no matter what. Yeah. Davos is like, now he's like, just mad at everything. He's like, the Lord of Light. We did, we fought his wall. We won his wall for him. And then he just fucks off. He doesn't even give us any signs of blessings. I was like, well, what do you want, Davos? You didn't believe in him for like the entire story Totally, don't want that guy who goes to church one time and then he's like god never answered my prayers

It's like well You know you basically came for presence. Okay. You came up Christmas for presence And this is not your wish list. Okay, sir. Yeah, what is your Amazon list? Yeah, the blessing is that you're alive, sir. You're alive and you shouldn't even be alive. Still, look at your twinkly eyes. I mean, K, isn't that enough? Isn't that enough? So then we're back then, then Tyrian goes over to the, the fireplace, which is

now like a landmark on this show because like a million scenes take place at this fireplace. And Tyrian goes over there. Oh, and guess who's staring at him? Bram. Yeah, this, we guess who's staring at him? Bran. Yeah, we have another soap opera looks, where it's like Sans has looking at John, but John's looking at Danny, and Danny's looking over the crowd,

and then Bran is just sitting there, you know, with this fucking hard candy. So Tyrion says to... Tyrion's like, oh, like, you know, that's a cool sort of like wheelchair that you've got there, and Bran's like, it's the same one that Daran Taggayin made for his crippled nephew 120 years ago. And I was like, okay, great. So you've got like, he's such a hipster, right? Like such a hipster. Like, yeah, I just found this cool thing. Like, it was, it's 120 years old. That was an amazing vintage shop. Like like you wouldn't know about it But I found and I like that Tyrion's kind of like hunting for a Thank you because he's like yeah, but it isn't that clever

It's even better than the saddle that I made you and he's like yeah, some you know It was designed by that guy and he's like okay, so no, thank you. Okay, I'll tell you Why don't I just ignore the fact that I put all that time into designing you saddle? How about that? My other favorite part was that when he said Dairon Targaryen, I really thought he said Diane Targaryen. And I love the idea that there's like a Diane Targaryen out there. It's like Diane Weast and it's played by Diane Weast. Yeah, she sells Avon.

She goes from Castle to Castle. It's like, hey, Diane Targaryen. So you're again, does anyone want to see anyone want to have a Ava? You had neurotic Diane, we like apologizing for her family and every living room she stops at. I'm sorry. She always has to come and have to, she's just like, I just need to talk to you about my niece, Daenerys.

She's a really good girl. I just want you to give her a shot. What season would you think you are? So Tyrion's like, we had a brand you know more about our history than anyone, Diane Wieston all. And brands like, yes, the human brain weighs about eight pounds. Like thanks brand, okay. Popcorn takes two and a half minutes to pop on the microwave. All right, brand. Yeah. Alright, Bran. Yeah. It's a turns.

Tieren's like, well, no, well, you're the, the other new load of Winterfell now. And Bran's like, hmm, he's like, well, you don't want it. He's like, I don't really want anymore. Yo, good camp. Fucking yo, good camp. I'm telling you whatever, Bran, whatever we know you have an Amazon wish list. Okay. I don't want.

He's like, mm-hmm. Okay, I'm gonna go get drunker. How about that? And he's like, I envy you for not wanting whatever that means. You don't go camp. And then brands like, he shouldn't envy me. Mostly I live in the past. And then he's wheeled away by his new nurse, I guess.

I don't know who even wheeled him away. But thanks a lot for giving them some credit. What an obnoxious thing to say about yourself? You know, I live in the like that's usually an insult. And he's like, he's like reclaiming it and like making and like owning it. And I don't like that. Yeah, me neither, especially after yoga camp, because that's where you learn not to live in the past. You know, Brahma is very confusing. He's very vintage. Yeah, very vintage. So Torment is talking to Sansa and

everybody. And they're like John get wasted And this is where all the guys are like celebrating John They're like, oh remember that woman who came with those dragons who cares fuck a John road one a man A man on a dragon like oh, she's a horse are gonna not give Daenerys any credit Right exactly and they're just like toasting to him and everything they're it bet But I will say I mean Daenerys is like doing her. She's like trying to like really win people over. She's like, to what was her name again? Anya Stark, are you a Stark? The hero Winterfell.

Yeah. And they're like, no, the real heroes right here, dragon, right? Oh, and they're all like, you know, playing swords with their dicks and like yeah penis is we've all got penis is penis is and then Danny's like okay great a bunch of fucking man not giving me credit I'm gonna go work on my weave so then she like walks off all mad well yeah well I think well for me the way I took it was because because we the camera sort of like zooms in on her face and she's just sort of like Staring ahead and like having a moment because what basically torment is like he's like oh John snow He's the only guy know get murdered and then come back to life Yeah, most people think it murder they stay the stay away not this one. He's crazy

He rides a dragon. You only want to ride a dragon is a mad man or a bad woman and the way I took that was her being like am I being crazy like my brother am I crazy now am I crazy so I'm sure I check it and start being like oh they're celebrating him as the new king when hello I'm sitting right there do I need to walk out of a fucking fire for you people like what do I have you're you're it could be a little bit of both actually It could be a little bit of her being like like like oh my god, you know like they so they'll never be queen They only celebrate him and then her that it seemed to me like oh my god. Why am I think like this? I'm crazy Oh my god am I just like my crazy brother? Am I the mad king but in woman form? You know she could be doing it all that well

I think that that's definitely what the audience is thinking She's about to lose her shit, you know, she could be doing it all that well, I think that that's definitely what the audience is thinking She's about to lose her shit, you know, yeah, yeah, she is and I like that also that when she is like having this like internal monologue That then she like looks away and then like there's this like right up in her face like hmm Yeah, my queen always like us some ones in a mood look at that and he knows exactly what's going on, you know like someone's in a mood, look at that. And he knows exactly what's going on, you know? So she walks off on that, and the guys are like, Peter says, yeah, Peter says. Peter says.

So then, Brienne, and then we start this weird game of never have I ever. It was the weirdest part, I think, of the entire series for me. I didn't really get it. Yeah, it was like, well, I think the weirdest part will always be Ed Sheeran showing up in the middle of the show to sing some annoying song. But I think like it was weird. They were like, they're like very caustic questions. And so it was Jamie, and Turian, and Podrick, and Brienne. And Brienne's like now,

like, like, now that she smiles, she's sort of like, you know, like, smiling more, like getting used to it. And like, kicking off the training wheels and everything so they're like asking questions and Jamie's like you have dance with the runny Baratheon and she's like Drake she dance, you know, and so they're all getting like excited and they're having fun There's always someone who ruins it. Of course this Terry and you know, it's always the drunkest one. He takes it too far Yeah, and he's like you, you know, it's always the drunkest one, he takes it too far. And he's like, you're a virgin. And she's like, go! And he's like, you've never slept with a man or a woman or a goat or a frog.

Or even a stick. Or even a stick. Or even a potric. I can't believe you've been walking around with potric all this time and you haven't even enjoyed his beautiful dick. Yeah, and she's like, I'm done. I was like, okay. Back to cry, face. Yeah, so she gets up in jets. Well, she's like, I have to piss on the man still.

And so she goes out and Jamie follows her out there. And then everyone else is still, you know, parting and stuff. And then Patrick, it's just Patrick. And Torment looks down at him and he's like, so, and he's like, see, it's just Patrick, he just walks off awkwardly and he's like, so, and he's just, this is Patrick, he just walks off awkwardly.

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He's like brooding and eating chicken. So to moments like crying, he's like, my heart is broken. He left with another man. He's like, don't touch me, please. And so this is another hot girl comes up. And she's like, you can touch me. I'm not afraid of loud things.

And he's like, maybe you should be. Or bra, or bro. And so he goes up with her and then another girl is like, I've even fuck you. And he's like, no thanks. I'm like drinking better. Fuck off, fuck off. Yeah.

So she scampers away and then Sans sits down. And she's like, she could have made you happy. He's like, there's only one thing that can make me happy. And she's like, what's that? Because it's my business. It's a basket from Harry from Harry and David damn it. I said that I love a fruit bouquet Damn it Inside a nice exfoliant scrub damn it Why do I say these things to people?

Always wanted to try Zumba I just need a new lemon for me. I can't Why keep coming out He's like why are you looking at me it used to be you couldn't even look at me She's like that was a long time ago. I've seen a lot worse than you since then Ha ha ha He's like yeah, you have broken in you are broken in real rough And she's like yes, and he were broken in! You were broken in real rough! And she's like, yes, and he got what he deserved.

I gave it to him. And he goes, how? He goes, hounds, and they laugh. They're like, oh god. He's like, hey, that's me! Then he says, honestly, what I've been thinking for a long time. He's like, none of this would have happened if you had left King's Landing with me. No little finger, no Ramsey, none of it. And then and then she's like without little finger and Ramsey and all the rest

I would have stayed a little bird on my life I'm like yeah but you also went through like the worst torture and violation that a human can probably go through so I think I probably have any woman escaped that on this show I mean I figure it, well, at least my torture ended with a possible throne. You know what I mean? Torture with you would have been like going around God knows where while you eat chicken and fart on me, while I'm on the back of your horse. Like, no thanks. I'll take it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's sort of like a zero sum game for Sansa, which is like every season is zero sum game for her. She's just always throwing in some terrible situation. Yeah. I know it's almost weird not seeing Sansa totally screwed over by life in this.

I know. Who was weird. So then we go outside and everyone is just wasted and they're being messy and they are just like kissing and I was like, well, so much for what the hell was saying before when he was trying to shame Gendry for being horny and wanting some Arya action. I was like, no, everyone's like kind of... They're everyone's horny right now. Yeah, so Arya is celebrating in her own way by practicing shooting arrows that Cersei said.

So Gendry comes in and he's like, I'm celebrating as well. I'm not just Gendry Rivers now. I'm Gendry Harada Rivera. Oh, the chav-ring. That's practical mustache. Yeah, he tells her he got a title and stuff. And he's like, I'm Gendry Baratheon of Storms and by order of the Queen. And she's like, oh yeah, congrats.

Would you move out of the way because I'm about to shoot in the face. How about that? Yeah. You know, you know what I don't like on this show? And Aria does it a lot. The like, cookhead-ish, I just flung an arrow right by her nose. Like, isn't it like, Tee-hee-hee?

I'm flirting with you by doing that. Like, that's not cool actually. If I'm walking and you shouldn't arrow that goes right in front of my nose and like hits a wall, like, like five inches from my face. I'm not like Oh, hey like like why would you ever do that to get someone's attention? Why would you risk their life just to say hey? What's up? Okay, just say hey Kendri over here. I'm already Are you over here? Yeah, you know?

Not your kind of for play. No, it's just that's like like you know what like there should be an option like okay cupid Not into arrows in the face when flirting. Oh God. There should be there so many kinks now You really have to watch out out there. It's like how many times can you be spat at in the face while you're making out with someone before you're like Okay, do I need to put I don't want to be spat upon on my profile like what is going on in the world? You probably do actually really don't enjoy being peed on okay? We're punched. How about that? Hey, I could use less strangling. How about that Tinder? Thanks Yeah, dating dating him, right? So anyway Gantry is like yeah, I'm a man now and she's like oh my god

And he's like you want to get married? Let's get married. You're gonna be a great lady of you know, whatever and she's like Oh poor boy like who the who the fuck thinks I just killed the dark night and now I'm gonna just be someone's wife at their fucking Nuvo-Riche castle? Get the fuck out of here, Kree. I'm gonna go to whatever island or wherever it is. I'm just gonna go there, like, oh, okay, so I'm just supposed to go to Paramus now.

Yeah, she's like, when I just killed the worst person the history of our planet She's like congrats on making manager at Burlington Coat Factory But I kind of have higher aims in life, okay, you didn't know I have a lit agent now I'm going on a book tour and I am signing a music ill. Sorry. Bye. But please don't lose my number. I love texts Okay, yeah, stay in touch. Say how to hop by for me I'm not signing a music ill. Sorry. But please don't lose my number. I love texts. Okay. Yeah. Stay in touch. Say I had a hot pie for me.

Bye. So she's like, yeah, no, get out. So I'm actually pulling up a storm. I'm pulling up a map of Westeros because I'm actually very curious. It storms and terms end is not the same as that island that that Daenerys made her that's like dragons. Yeah, that's where they are I'm that's where they go later in this episode. I'm like I'm gonna make everyone crazy right now I'm looking up a map everyone. Don't worry. We're gonna get to the bottom of it. Oh, I see just okay So, terms end is like down there never mind. I'm okay. I'm glad I clear that up for like everyone

I'm sure I was really happy to do that. Yeah, dragon stone is Daenerys is' island, by the way. Yeah, that's what I said. Because I write down this. Sorry, I didn't hear you because I was randomly got to lunch all. I'm so proud I know that. Thank you very much. Do not take credit away from me. So, Gentry's like, I'm not a lord.

I can't even use a fork. Let's get married. I'm like, is that supposed to be a proposal? So what, you're going to eat with your hands? And I'm supposed to have your babies, Burlington. So she's like, you're wonderful. You were a great lay, you're hot, you're good at weapons. But I'm not gonna be your wife.

I'm not a lady, okay? Now. Yeah. And then she just goes back to shooting. Well, he cries. Yeah, exactly. She's like, in case you didn't know, like, Robert, your dad was actually a jerk. It's like not such an honor to be like married to a baratheon. So I'm gonna go back to like changing people's faces around and fucking shit up. Yeah. Okay. Stay high. So Brienne is in her room adding logs to a fire and this is like such a porn scene.

Jamie comes in. He's like it's so hot in here. Oh geez. God. I got to take out a shirt. It was like a porn scene and also at like at moments, it felt a little problematic. I felt like a little like hashtag me too, right? Like he just walks in and he starts taking off his clothing. I'm like, mm, what's up? No. She said she keeps that hot because of the, because she was up north and he's like,

you know what I've learned? I hate the fucking north. And she's like, it grows on you. Is he still taking off his clothes? He's like now. I would love to fix your cable Where's that? What is that? I heard you had some leaky pipes in here. Where are those? I also have this pizza here that was delivered to you She's like and then she's like I mean she doesn't help the situation either. She's like Well, when you come to the north you have to keep a fire on and put more wood on it. Oh, Bad choice of words there, huh? Yes, because you're now your naked. Okay, bad choice of words. And he's like, so what about to all men?

Not gonna give him any. He looked very sad when you left. And she's like, but you sound quite jealous. He's like, I do don't I? It's getting hot in here. So thank you for your quilts. So then they are getting so hot I'm gonna take my clothes off. But it's like 10 layers of clothes. It's a lot. They really did prepare for the winter because it's like a henley and then there's like a thermal. Yeah, it's just a lot. So she starts taking off his shirt and then he starts with her and she's like, what are you doing?

He's like, I'm trying to take off your shirt. She's like, oh, God! Men still don't know how to work bras. Let me just do like fucking hands off me. So she just gets them both. And go in and then they do it. They bone. Congrats.

Yeah, yeah, listen, it wasn't what I was expecting, but I was happy that it happened because I, you know, Brian's my favorite favorite and I'm happy that she finds happiness and you know like Brian deserves to have some fun times in bed and and so more power to her. I'm very happy. Yeah So this is John literally So John is in the crypts now and he's doing thinking face where it's cry face But he's literally rubbing his temples like I'm thinking deeply in this scene I'm like everyone's having fun except for you John

Everyone's having fun, but you So Danny comes down and she's like are you drunk and he's like no, I was just rubbing my temples to indicate that I'm drunk and he's like, no, I was just rubbing my temples to indicate that I'm thinking. Still trying to work on this math problem that someone told me a dinner, I don't understand this, but the train is going west it, 45 miles per hour, another train is going east, and they're going past Syracuse. I don't even know what these words even mean. Like have you ever heard that the human brain weighs eight pounds? Can't stop thinking about it.

Bran keeps telling me about this concept that just drive me nuts. Something about Amazon.com. What is that? So he's like, sorry, Jorah died. You know, I know he wanted to die protecting you. So I've scored for him and she's like, he loved me. And I couldn't love him back. Not the way he wanted. Not the way I love you.

Mwah, mwah, mwah. Is that what right? And then they make out and stuff. And then when you said the way you love me, you mean like the love and ant has for her nephew, right? Oh, boner killer, John. So she starts ripping off her clothes and he just like gets all stressed out.

He's like, I can't. I have things to talk about. She's like, oh, this is what I get for being with a sensitive person. You know, it's like, oh God't. I have things to talk about. She's like, oh, this is what I get for being with a sensitive person. You know, it's like, oh, go ahead. Let's talk about your feelings first. How about that? A sensitive person's last year and now few. Yes, exactly. So she's basically all sad because she's like, oh, I was trying to forget everyone looked at you with love, but they don't look at me the same way up here. Down there, they do, up here. I'm like okay, denarers get over it. You're just, you're, you're not at home. Like, it's as simple as that. Like don't let this, like just don't check it so

personally. So John does that humble thingy does, that humble brag thing is that thingy does where he's like, well yes, it's the throne is mine but I don't want the throne. No, I couldn't. It's like, it doesn't matter what you want to. Okay, everybody loves you. Okay, and if they're telling you you're gonna be the queen They're not gonna pay attention to me. Do you understand what I'm saying? He's like no, I hold on. Let me put my finger and on my forehead a little bit. Okay, now I can finish this is my literal thinking cap right now Daenerys is like no, I'm just gonna tell everybody that I'm their king, but I would rather you do it. Somebody that they don't know. And she's like, don't say anything. So like, if you want, if you want a piece of this ever again, you won't tell anybody the

information that you have that I'm so much sure I should be believing just taking your word for it. But whatever, okay, do not tell anybody. He's like, but I wanted to get it. She's like, if you do, you won't say nothing. And then he's like, I have to tell Sansa and Ary tell anybody. He's like, but I wanted to get it. She's like if you do you will say nothing and then he's like I have to tell Sansa and Arya and she's like she wants me gone and you on the iron throne He's like no she doesn't it's like have you even met Sansa Stark. She's wanted power since the very first episode Okay, remember when she had hearts in her eyeballs when she saw King Joffrey. Okay, she Daenerys is right. Daenerys is right. Well, it's not that she doesn't like you. It's just that you asked for her to go back to

the grocery store for your trip, after she'd already been. She's like, ah! Go down there! She's like, do not tell her. He's like, promise, Pinkie's where. Yeah, so, uh, yeah, so basically he's like, you're on my queen and nothing will change that. And they are my family. We can live together. She's like, we can. And he's like, you're my queen and nothing will change that. And they are my family. We can live together. She's like, we can.

And I've just told you how, with secrets, like wasps! And then she leaves. Have you ever seen ordinary people? Okay. And then she leaves the throw-up face. And then Jamie is just staring at Brienne's sleeping, which is never a good sign. You know? No, he's now. That's the same intel if you've got guilty or regret.

Well, they were probably like, why does this first smell like Arya? But that's the same look that Arya was giving. Well, I guess she was looking away from Gendry after they bombed. You know, the one sleeping is always the one who gets screwed over. And the one staying away is always like, I'm so fucking my sister after this. Gotta keep it in the family. And the one thing away is always like I'm so fucking my sister after this Gotta keep it in the family so so now it's like the next day and

a greyworm and John and a few others are like in the war the Winterfell war room and so we've learned that like half the army is gone Half their men are gone, which is actually like pretty good. I thought like we were down to like a solid like one-sixteenth of the army was left. So the fact that they only lost half impressive. Yeah, they saved some dothraki. That's nice. Yeah, that was actually really nice to hear. I thought that dothraki's were gone. Yeah, I did too.

So they're playing with little monopoly pieces and Danny has the little dog, which is so cute. I never figured. I never thought she was like a little dog person and she made sure she's a dog. She was mean like ghost but she hanging out with the ghost of the diarball or you mean like her monopoly fees. Oh sorry. Take me. Take me a while. Pick up what you're on. She's a little shoe. So she's like on the top hat. They're like okay so the golden cup and we're fucked.

Basically. Like, Cersei has everybody and we have a bunch of people that we just burned. So I'm not sure what we're gonna do. And Missande is like, well, when the people find out what we've done, I'm like, how are they gonna find out? You're gonna get some ads out on Facebook.

Yeah. I get to use some social media marketing. You can do a Twitter campaign. Miss Saunday. I can never say. Well, Grayworm says it. Miss Saunday, but then the writers on the after the Throne say it miss miss miss and D miss on miss talk about those after the I'm sticking with the second. Can we talk about after the Throne's for a second? So I watch it. I try to watch it it I didn't watch it tonight actually because I wanted either so bite of food before we came on

But I think it's so funny because one of them is like really happy and he's like we had a great time shooting this episode And the other one's this there with his arms crossed just staring down at the floor going You know, it was really important for us to make sure that gray worm had a moment We really needed to establish that for the audience. I'm like, you know, cheer up, sir. You have the biggest show in the world. Yeah, and he's really smart and talented, but he can't look people in the eye. He's one of those.

You know, he's like, I will hand him to you. I will know I'm looking to camera. I think he's married to what's her face. You know, she was in that, she was in that movie. She played the daughter of God. Why do you get yourself to do these? I'm not even answering this because I write down this to look smart. And then they're like, what was that?

Amanda Pete, I did it myself. Amanda Pete. Oh, that's him? No, the guy who won't look you in the eye, that's not him. I think he's married to Amanda Pete. Oh my God, I'm gonna look up. Amanda Pete, because I used to wait on him then at the Moroccan restaurant. I'm like, God, that's him.

Yeah, I didn't even recognize him. I think so. I don't want to send people down the wrong path. Like, what do I care to wait? It's like, what is the waiter thing about this relationship? People are like, glad I tuned into this podcast, okay? Ronnie served and you know what she ate it rhymed she's to really like golden beats Nice to say Amanda beat like golden beats They're gonna work that into the show they're gonna work that David Benny office gonna work the golden beat she's like Davey My only request is can you just please put some golden beats into the show?

It'll be like a like when Carol Burnett tugs her ear, it'll be you tugging her mind. Your ear is so stupid. So anyway, yeah, back to the show. So they're playing, you know, they're playing Monopoly and Missande is like, Oh, no, they'll be totally cool with us. And she's like, no, Cersei will make them not believe us. We will rip her out. Root and stem! And then Tyrion's like, um, we're gonna get her out without destroying everyone in that

city. Right? Alright guys, alright. Because once we invade, there's this really cool apartment that I've had my eye on, so could we not destroy the place? Thanks. I've been all over this world and I have not found a core house like I have that one.

So please don't destroy that. Destroy everything but the core house. That would be great. Yeah. So John's based like, hey, why don't we like, let's just do a siege. So they're going to do a siege because the siege will make the people realize that Cersei's the real enemy,

Yada, Yada, Yada. But then the big issue, the big boon of contention is that Sans is like, great, love the idea. I'm so glad we're gonna do that. So let's do that in like, what, like a month and a half or so. Well, let's let everyone like rest and recuperate. And Daenerys is like, well, how long do you suggest bitch? Which point? And she's like, well, I would have to ask the individual army people. And she's like,, I would have to ask the individual army people and she's like I come north to fight for you and now the time to reciprocate you just want to take a nap and

Suns is like, um, yeah people are tired So you want to throw them into a war they're not gonna win and she's like the longer I leave my enemies alone the stronger They grow now it will take 19,000 hours to march there Seven hours make a huge difference. Let's get out the road. Yeah. Yeah, seriously. She's like, um, also you landed on boardwalk and I have a hotel there. So pay up. Yeah. Pay up. And John's like, listen, when the little dog says it's time to kill the little shoe, we will obey. You are my queen, queen dog. And then go directly to King's landing do not pass go do not collect $200 and so the sisters are all pissy and

then yeah you know basically because John takes an air of society like the Northern forces will honor their promises Yada Yada and then he casually mentions that Sir Jamie is gonna stay in Winterfell as a guest and everyone's like You know So then Daenerys is like we have won the Great War and now we will win the last war And then the seven kingdoms men will live without war and cruelty with a rightful king after she burns Tense of thousands. Yeah, Sans is just staring at her like this bitch.

Yeah, this bitch. So then Arya is like, John, we need a word. And then like the camera focuses on brand just sitting there like shut up brand just staring at John in this meeting all this time. I know it's a guy in the family meeting without opinions on anything until the very last second. It's like, okay, who's going to clean the counters after dinner? I don't want you. I don't want you. Then

everyone takes the job and then brand the very end. It's like, I shut clean the counters. You're like, damn it, brand. He's brought like, yeah, he's like brought like some weird artisanal whiskey that like we're supposed to be impressed with. And we're like, brand, like I would actually be more impressed if you helped us clean up okay he's like no but drinking his pot the Murth is part of the celebration is part of the cleanup process no brand he's trying to pass you a vape that's flavored like fruit loops like oh god hymnstar seriously he's like just rediscovered American cheese in an ironic way the fact that it tastes like plastic is kind of the point, don't you think? So it's a family, it's time for a family meeting outside by the tree.

And so basically, you know, John is like, no, like we should go, we should do what Dinarah says, we have to hold up our end of the bargain, like, because if it weren't for her, we'd be dead. And Sans is like, um, but Arya killed the night king hello I guess but I swore I swore an oon and Arya is like yeah I respect that and Sans was like what the fuck Arya she goes we needed her huh army her dragons you did the right thing and we're doing the right thing by telling you we don't trust that bitch and he's like you don't even know where it's like you don't know where either she's not one of us

She's like we are a family He's like if you only trust people you grow up with you will never have any allies and then Are you of course is like I don't need fucking allies. Have you seen me shoot? Okay, we are the last of the star so four of us we're family genetically I'm like okay, okay god I'm gonna put on my cry face now hold on let me marinate in some cry face hold on while you do that John I'm just going to remind you that we are linked by the blood and genetics and DNA of our shared father which we most certainly share

he's like damn it I must tell you! And sometimes I guess, but just a reminder, while you're getting cry face ready, you are as much Ned Stockschild as any of us, genetically, because of blood. And Ari is like, you're my brother, not a bastard brother, or a half brother, or some brother without my blood, or some other brother, brother, brother? You're not from some other crazy race, like the Targaryens, which are long are long gone except for Daenerys who obviously you could not be related to you Because you're sleeping with her you're a star and John's John's cry face is like totally it's crunchy like full-scrunchy Mode and then brands like tree is rolling its eyes and then brands sure enough last second brand over there He's like it's your choice

And the sisters look at brand like this one. Yeah, this one. So John's like, all right, I have to tell you something, but you have to swear not to tell another soul. And you're like, okay, he's like, brand, you do it. Oh, between Brandon, John, you know what? Like sometimes they really get under my skin. Yeah, this makes me want the women in charge so bad. I wish I could turn back time and like, you know, vote for Hillary again. Hahaha.

It cause brands making them all swear to something, they're like, you have to, I want to, I want to tell you something, but you have to swear not to tell anyone. You have to swear, like, but we don't even know what it is. You're like, swear! Like, oh, god, he said it like, okay, okay, John. So, John's like, tell them and brands like the human brain not that Tell them the truth

Re-reformatting and then we cut to you. Tyrion and Jamie Because Jamie is gonna be staying with Brienne supposedly and Jamie's like well, I'm staying because she's sworn to protect the stocks. So go ahead, say something snide. And Tyrian's like, I'm happy! You're all happy! And I'm happy that you finally have to climb for it. You know how long I've been waiting to tell a tall person joke?

Also a climbing joke to someone who killed someone that was climbing. Do you see how this soul comes full circle? Oh, now if I can only work in a hand joke and also oh, okay, so um, so they're just hanging out and then Bron walks in with the crossbow and he's like he's like hello and they're all sort of like Like Bron what's going on? But we why do you have that murderous weapon that King Jaffa used to kill a prostitute? What's going on here? Yeah, but, um, Terri and used to kill his daddy. Yeah, what's going on? This doesn't feel as friendly as it would appear normally.

And then, Ron, the classiest ever, he's like, I knew you were fucking up. And then Terri and his first question isn't, what are you doing here? He goes, Where's your drink isn't what are you doing here? He goes, Where's your drink? And what are you doing here? Yeah, so they're talking. And basically, Braun is like Cersei, basically, promised me a river run from if I kill you guys. But you know, like I don't think that she's really gonna, like, I don't think that she's really gonna, like, I don't think that

she's really gonna come through with it, because I think you guys are gonna beat her. And Tyrion keeps trying to like interrupt and like ask questions, so finally Bron just like, pushes him in the face. He's like, I've never hit a dwarf, but speak again and I'll bounce you. And he's like, boom! He's like, ah! So basically, he's like, look, I'm gonna kill you because she's giving me River Run. And he's like, I'm gonna kill you because she's giving me river run and he's like what's double that you said

You double my reward. So what's double that and materian offers him High garden. Yeah, and the trails were from if I remember correctly and Jamie's like um No Sorry, yeah Yeah, Jamie had like a real like being his bonnet about this. He's like no like that's like high garden is like way too nice for him I'm like you're the one who destroyed high garden basically you went in there and you your army and Killed beautiful Diana rig like as she killed herself really, but either way Yeah, he's like you don't get to talk for high garden

Yeah, and he's like there would never be a cut through ocean charge of high garden He's like, oh please never be a cutthroatian charge of high garden. And he's like, oh, please. How the hell did your family start? Okay, some of Stolett, okay? You're bad, you're great grandfather Stolett. And then they gave it to you idiots. And then you ruined everything, which is just, it was a beautiful speech, really.

He says it in delicate way, but it was beautiful. It was, I can sense the tears rolling down your cheek. It is so true. The origins of all these houses. So then we see the Hound on a horse. A lovely horse with very like fufi ankles. And so he's on this horse and Aria pulls up next to him because he's like leaving Winterfell. And Aria is like hello. And she's like, wow, you're going. And he's on this horse and like Aria pulls up next to him because he's like leaving Winterfell and I was like hello And she's like, wow you're going and he's like, I got some unfinished business. I don't know why he has to always be so cryptic about everything You know, like just say like you got where the chicken is basically what he's saying He's like, I just took the last chicken because he's eating your chicken like right now

And she's like, well, I do too. He's like, well, great. If you're gonna kill me, get what if I get hurt this time? You're gonna help me. He's like, probably not. Ha. After all, I'm way too busy as I have just killed the night king. Yes. It's funny how they're both like competing. They're competing with each other to see who's the most dead inside. He's like, I must have been good to stick that whole fuck out. She's like, I guess it's better than dying. Okay, you two are gonna be a real fun road trip together, okay? Yeah, so he's like, I don't plan on coming back. She's like, need that UI, which makes me sad.

It makes me sad that Arya's leaving Winterfell and like me never see her family again. I don't like that. I don't want her to die. Yeah. Or to go away from her. Well, sir, she's the last one on her list. I know, and then she'll probably go back to go away from her. So she's the last owner list. I know. And then she'll probably go back to the house of the, the whatever's. And then, um, uh, you know, do you like him just like driving

all the game with runs? The house of the house of whatever's the house of the whatever's. That's our house. You know, the faces. That's our house if we were queens. House of whatever. OK, bring me your problems. What's your problem?

I'll drag and make my go. Whatever, next. Yeah, our sigil will just be a Jeep that totally pause at the stop sign. No, ours will just be like the whatever sign where you put your thumbs together and branch out your fingers and whatever. We harsh, Terarell get it. Um, anyway. So now Danny's watching the dragons, uh, or she's with the dragons and, uh, one flies off and then she boards the other one and then Sansa's down all the ground just watching the fly around like I'm taking that bitch out. Okay. I like these as she boards the other one like it's an airplane. Like she checked her overhead bagage and put up her put up her She put her seat in their correct position. Yeah, I'm like sorry, ma'am, but you didn't call 24 hours before so you're on group C

You're gonna have to wait another 15 minutes. Okay She's like about to take off. She's like oh, she would hold on. I'm gonna put my I'm gonna put my my sword in airplane that one second Hold on, I'm gonna put my sword in airplane mode one second So Tyrion comes out to talk to Sansa and he's like my lady and she's like ignore face Ignore face It's like my lord is a standard response and she's like why this bitch. He's like yeah listen I know that she loves your brother. She's like that doesn't mean she's gonna be a good queen Are you fucking kidding me? She was curling her hair during a battle. Yeah, she's super crabby right now.

She's like, not in the mood for Tyrion, not in the mood for these dragons of her Winterfell, because you know that those dragons, by the way, you know, they're not potty trained. Even when they take a shit, they take a shit and it lands right on top of the castle. So it's just so mad. So she's like, she's show up be a godquain and ty- uh,

Terian's like, um, you seem determined not to like her. You should get to know her better. Uh, she has great stories like, mm, the time she was enslaved and then started everyone on fire. Mm, all the time that her dragons were kidnapped, and she started everyone on fire. All the time. All the time that she invited Mercedes rule into her house and she killed her husband.

That was a good one too. Yeah, then started everyone on fire again after that. Started everyone on fire. Have I told you about the one where she smothered her zombie husband to death? That was funny. Oh wait, she started him on fire after that. Do remember when she invited everyone to just a spectacular day of games at the arena and then it turns out that everyone got killed So then her dragon had to come in and start the Modfire

She's like thanks. Thanks for approving my point. Okay. He's like just don't provoke her and she's like Why are you afraid of her? Are you a scanty pants? And he's like, every good ruler has to inspire a bit of fear. She's like, uh, yeah, uh, look, men in my family don't do well in the capital. So I'm a little worried. Yeah.

So he's like, has your brother once told you that he's not a star? She's like, oh my god, he made me swear to secrecy. And you know, it's bullshit. And he's like, people love her. You you've seen how they fight for her. She just wants to make the world better place. I believe in her.

Okay, you're not going to speak to me. I'm getting drunk. So he starts walking off and then she's like, hold on. SARS totally kept that for at least 20 minutes. Okay. She's basically like, what if there's someone else, Someone better and which made me wonder who is she talking? Is she talking about herself? No, she's talking about John. She tells him the John information. Oh, I thought she meant like someone else's side John and I

Thought she was like, you know, I'm sick of discussing this. What if there's just like a third option? Yeah, she's like what if I could find someone who's really good at typing What do you think of that? No, she's talking about John because then later that's how he has the information that he tells basically Varys who's like telling the entire goddamn world, you know, it's like calling great R on mine. How do I, how do I totally misinterpret all this? I interpreted it as that, that, that I, okay. All right. Well, I just figured it out because later he tells Varis so that's the only way you wouldn't know, right? I just Yeah, I don't know I don't know I was I was just along for the right

I didn't really change anything, but I clearly just miss it I feel like every week there's some key thing that I just totally mess up and I lose all my credibility as a game of Thrones Podcast oh god, we have so much to begin good with. I know. At this point, listen, start at zero. You know, this is the best way to play poker when you're just you're done. And then you kick off the poker table and you have to play with all banana grounds with all the other losers to get stable. Yes, we're fine. So now, uh, Torment has decided he's going to take the free folk home back north, um, especially because the women don't seem to like him very much here talking about Brienne Brienne

So perfectly cute when I don't know what he's complaining about You know he's sensitive for all his blusher. He's a very sensitive person almost like a knowingly sensitive It's like okay You're just gonna tell the story about how you crawled into bed with that giant again and she nursed you for like eight weeks Threat got it got it story about how you crawled into bed with that giant again and she nursed you for like eight weeks. Got it. Got it. So, so he has a knife. He actually has a really lovely scene with John and they're like joking. He's like, you know that the, you know that like where the North and that you keep calling us the South, but we're actually the North. He's like, no, but you're not the June North.

Where the South and North. That's definitely a little banter about that. And then ultimately John, John's like, oh, you should, uh, you should take ghosts because he'll be happier up there. And I was like, I think ghosts seems pretty happy here. I was, he was unhappy. He would have, he would have gone up there. Yeah. Why wouldn't he keep him at Winterfell? I didn't like that he's just like, take my dog. It's like such a real housewives storyline where they're like, just take the dog. I don't want it anymore. I mean, it's happened on two housewives, which I'm not bringing into this. I'm just saying, I've never seen that on anything like game with

Throne's been made me sad and then ghost is standing there bloody with one ear. He's like missing. Like you're not ready to leave. Yeah, yeah, go. This is like giving me up to this fucking crazy person. His beard smells. You finally took back Winterfell. We finally have peace here. And now you're going to ship me off up to the north. I came down here from the north. I don't want to know. I don't want to go. Yeah, this was the most exciting thing to me. I didn't like it. Well, I was really upset because clearly someone at HBO was like, you know what? We are cutting your CGI budget. So no more no more ghosts. We refused anime anymore or pay for the pay the humane society to like, you know, to stand there while we film this wolf on a green screen. Yeah, like we've run some focus groups and it turns out people really don't like one of your dogs.

Sorry, it's the hard truth. So. It turns out a lot of our viewers are cat people. So we're just gonna like write in something for guests. So that may be really sad, I didn't like it. And it also made me be like, John, what is John going to die? Because that's that's something, you know, that he's giving away his dog. I was like, he's going to die. There was a lot of finality in this. And I didn't understand

that because the whole idea was that they were, they were very confident. Like if they were going to go in and win, you know, they made it all seem like they were never going to see him again. Because then, then he like sees Sam and Gilly and they're like they have a whole emotional goodbye moment and like Sam and gilly hug and then he's like she sort of like does that thing where she glances down at her stomach And he's like that felt weird when I hugged you and then she's like basically she's pregnant again, you know Yeah, and he's like yeah, bra to Sam and Sam's like well, that wasn't much to do You know so many old books to read so he's like I think, brah to Sam and Sam's like, well, that wasn't much to do. He has so many old books to read. So he's like, I think he does not happen, Sam.

He does. You don't have to be a miser to understand the human body. Because, John, if he's a boy, I wanna name him, John. I was like, wow, you know, that's a bastard's name. That's like, that was John's bastard name. Everyone's being John, okay. She's like, no. If we have a boy, I'm gonna name him Smithy. Like, okay, Gilly. John's like, well, then I hope it's a girl. That was a good answer. And then they all had crying stuff.

Yeah. And the Sam's like, you're the best friend I ever had, which was so sad because I love Sam. But also like, why didn't he say this when he moved off to the Citadel? I don't know. But also, why are these people pretending that there's not another war to fight okay the whole army's dead okay they've got like very few people and everyone's like okay we did our part exhausted all right so we're gonna go chill in our castle since my whole family's dead now and the other guy's gonna go back to his tent with your dog. Okay, bye. Yeah, so John leaves and they all stand in like the Winterfell doorway looking at him and even even ghosts comes out and it's like, well, sad, well, yeah, that means sad. I don't like that. So then we see the fleets on the water heading towards because a lot of John is on foot with part of the army and then part of the mountain. You know, they're all split up. So of the army and then part of the mountain, you know, they're all split up. So yeah, the fleet is coming towards King's Landing and Missande and Greyworm are under their holding hands and I was like, okay, now Greyworm is really going to die because now they're smiling and they're holding hands.

And in my mind, I thought what was going to happen was that like something I have no where was going to like hit Greyworm in the face like an arrow, which is funny because that's something that happens sort of like in a few minutes. Well, he's looking out like, look, we're almost at Santa Resort. They said all you need to bring is your love of everything. Beautiful Mount Erie Lodge. Almost there. And, you know, yeah yeah we know that it's not gonna go well so Tyrion and Varys are in the hole is that the bottom the

basement the keeper the hole or whatever they're just like they're chilling they're in their suite they're they're planning gossiping like usual they're waiting for the APM you know best abroad with musical review that happened in a theater gossiping like the Queens so Tyrion has told Varys all the dirt he got. And he's like, think of the past 20 years, the war, the misery, all because Branty and loved someone that didn't love him back. Michael Lank, that's just the nature of the world girl. Read a book, go to a movie.

It's always that. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Well, it's like it comes right back around to draw more more. Or I can love with an answer. Yeah, or your daddy was mean to you, which, those are the two traps you know in life and in fiction It's right. It's right. So various So then they start talking how many people know he says including us eight

He's like then it's no longer a secret now. It's information Scheeing scheme Release a little scheme His little his little bird. He'll release his little birds into the world. Yeah Skeaming skin releases little skin His little his little birds you know release his little birds into the world. Yeah, so they start talking about like you know Who should like like who should have the throne or whatever? Various you know versus very pro-john. He's like, you know people are drawn to him Wildlings like him North men like him and apparently that's like all that matters. But, um, Tyrion. He's like really, he's like super into John.

Tyrion, meanwhile, I like Tyrion's idea. He's like, well, what if why don't we just marry them and they could rule together? Like, why not? And he's like, he's like, bitch, she's his aunt. I can't have that. That's not the only character who cares as much as you. It's his various. Yeah. I'm like fine. She's this and The only the only character who cares as much as you is this virus Yeah, I'm like fine. I'm like the rest of the cast

Anna and a few fucking like who cares. I mean really in the scheme of things on this show. That's not so bad And you know what she she can't have a baby anyway, right? So I mean, you know So like that's true. Yeah anyway right so I mean you know so like oh that's true yeah you know yeah that's I think that's like that one of the mid the top fears about in the set right she's gonna get pregnant though I think so too this is all the only the only one who said she can have a baby was that crazy Mercedes rule which okay yeah and like it hasn't really been tested yeah I think she can have a baby so I mean don't trust look I always get a second opinion, I'm saying, especially

when it's some which you want you dead. Okay. Yeah. So yeah, so they're talking about it. And Tyrion is like, why can't they work together? And he's like, well, it never stopped to talk Aryan before incest and various is like, yeah, but he's from the north. They okay with incest. Okay. Listen, there's a reason there's cracker barrels only open a certain town, okay? You got to read the room. You got to know what your people are good with. Yeah, there are people of the north are like not into the incest situation, okay? Even though they're probably a little bit more incest up north than they want to admit, okay? Let's be honest. Yeah. So the next, the anchors are dropping and the dragons are flying around and we're waiting to see what they're gonna do and then boom shot dragon shot Yeah, like because I had totally forgotten that that Cersei or that that

Kaiburn had had made this crazy dragon killing sort of Spear shooting device and lo and behold it like Piers is the poor dragon's heart and then the next one gets his wing and then the next one goes right through his throat like One two three. Yeah, that was a graphic dead dragon scene with the scorpion dead by the scorpion, which is now big and Improved bigger and better than ever. So yeah, that was sad. And then another one misses Danny because, and then you see,

like you're on down there with this damn yellow teeth. Like, yeah, I got a gun. Oh yeah. He is like the picture of toxic masculinity. Like, oh, he's just the worst in a way that's like, I just like, I feel like it's like unearned worstness. It's like, it's like, you's like, I've said this before. He just arrives out of nowhere and now he's just like awful to everyone.

And it's like, you know, some of us have been here, like some of these characters have been here for years and you're just gonna show up and be like this. Yeah, I don't like it. He's like the star of a sexual harassment video in HR, you know? He's just terrible. He comes in and takes credit for everybody's work, slaps everybody on the ass. He's like, are we smiling with this big yellow coffee teeth?

Yeah. So then he's terrible. He's now they've got tons of scorpions. Like all the boats are armed with scorpions now. And so Danny is about to go after them, you know, with rage, but she ends up flying off because, hey, now there's tons of bolts flying at her. Right. Exactly. So she zips away, somehow miraculously avoids getting hit by any of those, those bolts spear whatever's. And then so then what he does, now when she's gone, he they like re-aim those crazy things and target the ships.

And they just start pulverizing the, the, the, the winter fell boats. Yeah. And then next thing we see, they're all pulverizing the winter fell boats. Yeah, and then next thing we see they're all climbing out of the water. They're on shore and Tyrion and Varys are coming out of the water and then Greyworm just starts screaming, miss on day, miss on day. Yeah, miss on day. You know, yeah. So, so then and we also get this like really Sort of a Larry shot of like Barris on this beach just like hacking up along like

It's like a crawfish went down the wrong place. Yeah, I get it because I went on a cruise with my parents and my nieces We're like hey, why don't we just go swim and see these stingrays. It won't hurt and I was like okay, and then I was like, I'm drowning! I can't breathe. And they're like, Uncle, you can stand. I was like, that still is hard. So I was very smart. I'm really so embarrassed to see him.

Yeah, I don't even know what beach they wound up on, but they were really struggling. So now we have B.C. Cersei. And I think this was our first time seeing Cersei in a few episodes. I had really missed her. And I felt like just her being on screen electrified the whole show.

I was like, oh my God, I came alive. Yeah, and she was sitting there in her red velvet. And now she's got these golden me pad things as her shoulder pads. Yeah. And she's like, yes, I've invented new shoulder pads. Welcome back to the castle people. And Kyberan's like, your people have heard the user is coming miss. That grateful for your protection within the walls.

I was like, that shady bitch is putting a bunch of innocent women and children in the front lines. That is so you, Cersei. Yeah. And then on top of that, Yuron comes in and then she tells Yuron, I'm gonna call him Yuron, okay, not Yuron, because he is Yuron to me, but she tells him that like the child that she is carrying, she has a child with Jamie, and she's been telling Yuron that it's his, his, his child. So she's basically like doing the whole Baratheon thing all over again, which is classic Cersei.

Yeah. If it didn't broke. So she's like, what about the dragon? He's like, I saw him sleep myself. She's like, how about a tick-tax? He's like, nope, thanks. But it must have been glorious to see that dragon sink. Touch my knee, Pat. Yeah, shoulder pat.

Do it. Touch them. Touch them. Powerful, right? So then she, and on top of that, like her big plan is that she wants to open up the gates of the castle or of Kings Landing, wide open. So that way, um, John's army is forced to kill innocent people. If they get that, that's what she's bringing all the women, you know, she's bringing all the poor people in there. She's bringing them in, but then on top of that, she's also giving the army easy access

to them too, which is what we have. Yeah, classic. Classic, like perfectly devious, which is why I love her. Like she's doing some cool shit. Not that innocent people are dying, but she's like, you know, she's not moping around. Okay. While everyone's like crying up there in Winterfell, she's like, all right, I'm coming up with the scheme.

And she's like congrats there in Winterfell. She's like, all right, I'm coming up with the scheme and she's like Congrats on the dragon Mars work and he's like the glory as yours my queen yellow TT yellow teeth And she's like when the war is one the lion shall rule the land the Kraken shall rule the sea and our child Shall rule the North and he's like the North and he's like yeah baby I'm having a baby. I'm having a baby. Yeah wait till it turns out to be all blonde and so then she's like so much for the break of chains and then we see that she has Missande in shackles. Yeah. Missande. Don, don, don, don't hear all this time I I thought grayworm was like gonna die. And now, Missande. Yep. So then Danny's up in the monopoly room. And, well, because now they're now they're on dragon stone. Yeah, now they're a dragon stone, which is

probably the beach that they washed up on. I'm assuming. And grayworms like, we will storm the city on grace. We will kill your enemies. Or of them. Because not grayworm has morning face. So everything's yeah, yeah, when he gets yeah, when he gets sad He gets a look on his face like he's like he just shot his pants, but doesn't know if anyone can tell yet so he's like Yeah, and one of the lions is tipped over now, which is so sad because I was a dragon and various is like your grace I promised you I would look you in the eye and speak directly if I ever thought you were making mistake this is a

mistake and she's like you saw my child fall from the sky He's like, you know, they're really not your children. So it's really weird that you keep on saying that He's like, I'm not saying you need to go to lunch with the lady, okay? I'm just saying maybe killing saying you need to go to lunch with the lady, okay? I'm just saying maybe killing tens of thousands of people isn't the best way to get to Cersei, okay? You're supposed to be the nice one. And she's like, I am here to free the world of tyrants, that is my destiny and I will serve it no matter the cost. I'm like, you're speaking like a literal tyrant right now. And so Tyrion's like, well, it's gonna take forever for all of our allies to get here.

So why don't we in the meantime demand that Cersei surrender and offer her life in exchange for the throne. You know, we should try to avoid Slotter, even though I know that's never gonna work. And she's like, well, I think it might make me look better. So they'll blame Cersei for getting slaughtered instead of me. And I was like, cool. yeah. Okay. Man, they can really change your mind quickly on this show. Like three weeks ago. I was like, Danny for the win. Danny for the win. Now, I'm just like, I don't know who I really want to win because I don't think I'm, I don't really feel like I want to nearest to win anymore. Cersei, I would love to win, but I feel like it's not right for her to win. And John feels like he should be the winner, but I feel like that's too easy. And like, I don't know, I just but I feel like it's not right for her to win and John feels like he should be the winner But I feel like that's too easy and like I don't know. I just I feel like there I feel like there's got to be like

I want Varus to win at this point. I think Varus has worked really hard and he should get it Varus Oh, hey, I'll know. Yeah, well he wants it. He's working against himself like he's such a little Manipulator, I think that Ariya should get it. Well, I mean, obviously. But then Ariya is going to get to kill Cersei too, because that's a lot of kills. Of course, if she got that many kills, she should win. And it has to be a girl to me,

because I don't want them to do all this girl power and then hand it to a man. Right. That's why it doesn't feel so exciting to give it to John. Right? John's already had his hands on him. He got killed, okay? This is his second life.

He needs to die. I think John will die. Yeah, I just do. I mean, I like John, but this is his second chance at life. He can go now, you know? Yeah, I really don't know who's gonna, I don't know who's gonna get it. I don't, I do not think that Arya's gonna kill Cersei.

I think Arya's probably gonna like work with the Hound to kill the Mountain or something, you know. But I think that that Arya is gonna get Jamie's face and try to kill Cersei, but then Cersei is gonna kill her and then the real Jamie is gonna be behind them and the real Jamie is gonna kill Cersei. Yeah, it'll probably be something like that, which will be fun. It'll be a fun moment of like mistaking identities, etc. And then Brianna's gonna walk in Well, I don't want her to die, but she said she's gonna die. So you say that You're the one who said it

You're the one who said that she's killed this big J. Mate Don't be mad at yourself. Anyway, so now so now Varus and Tyrion have a whole conversation in the throne room of Dragon Stone. Varus is really not so happy with Daenerys. He's sort of really leaning towards Team John at this point. Well yeah, because she's acting like a Craig Gray. So, Varus and Tyrion are talking in the throne room and Varys is like, I've served hybrids almost my whole life. They all talk about Destiny, which is so true,

but guess who else always talks about Destiny? People who don't win American Idol, you know, like all the people with terrible voices are always like, it's my destiny to be a star. And then they finally sing. And the judges are like, oh my God, kill me now, like a cat. That's like my favorite. Like when people get eliminated on reality shows and they're like They're limited like number 10 out of 12 and like it's fine because I just wanted to show my kids

Never give up never give up because you can achieve your dreams. I'm like you got eliminated 10 out of 12 What are you talking about oh? Listen everyone on this show talks about Destiny. Every single person does. Yeah, especially Brian after yoga camp. Oh, Mike. So now's their big conversation. And Terri and it's like, well, she's a girl who walked into a fire with three stones and walked out with three dragons.

So of course, she believes in Destiny. And he's like, well, maybe that's the problem. She's been convinced to whole life that she's been sent here to save us all. And Terri and it's like, well, maybe that's the problem. She's been convinced to whole life that she's been sent here to save us all. And Tyrion's like, well, how do you know she wasn't, you know? And so then they start talking about Jon Snow. And Tyrion tries to convince him again that maybe it's better they try to rule together.

Yeah, and then they talk about like, well, Jon is qualified because he's a man. And that's what Varys is saying. And Tyrion's like, well, Jon free was a man, and I don't think a cock is a true qualification. As I'm sure you'd agree. It's like, really? That's a, that's a low blow. Pun intended. Yes. Um, and he's like, well, actually, yeah, I couldn't rule because you, you know,

if you're the heir to the throne, so you have to have kids. So I guess a cock would matter. Yeah. And basically it seems like Varys is like, no, I don't believe in this queen anymore fucker I'm gonna find a way to fuck her over. And Tyrion's like please don't do this. And he's like the kingdom is more important than you. He's like just pick aside for once in your life. He's like I picked the side of the people with no voice. Yeah he has a whole like like Oscar speech. He's like what about loyalty to the millions of people Pit me these people deserve to live the wrong leader will kill them. They deserve to live

They deserve to have food on their plates. I have made my choice and hopefully we'll you'll make the correct choice to Something like that. Yeah, so I hope Tyrion keeps his mouth shut and doesn't get various killed If I would be very upset. I think a virus gets killed. I will not be happy. I will not be a happy person. He needs to make it all the way to the end. Yeah, I want Varys to be standing at the end with a new king or queen. Yeah, all right. Let's figure out how to fuck you over in the future. Yeah, so meanwhile back over at Winterfell, Jamie is like walking around. His bangs like all all banging and he sees Brienne and like and Sansa across the way. Winterfell. So he he goes up to them and he learns that he learns about everything that Yoron Greyjoy did with the dragons and the

all the all this you know all the shit that went down and Sansa's like I always wanted to be there when they execute your sister seems like I want to get the chance. She's just like a bundle of joy at all time. Yeah, all the time. And then he gets cry face. So then later, Rian is sleeping under those firsts and stuff. And we see him coming in and watch her. And you know, the person who's watching the other person's sleep

is about to break up with them. So he's like, bye. You hear the door close. And she comes out in her robe like, oh my god, you're going back to your fucking sister. Are you kidding me? Yeah. She's like, please stay, please stay and he's like you think I'm a good man I pushed a boy out of tower window crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin

Did you go away? No, I was just saying Matt as Brianna's like Matt as Brienne I was like oh okay I can live with that I thought you said I thought you said Ben I was like oh did I scare you no I'm just I'm just listening to your list as Brienne I could deal with that okay so you push the boy out of tower with no encrybbeled in for life okay okay I can deal with that I I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to see okay that's okay I could deal with that I would would have murdered every man, woman, and child, and river on for so long. Not nice, but I got it.

You know, it's love. I'm looking for a man who can commit. I bought three VHS copies of Gili. That's it. Get out. Get out of Winterfell. Get out. And he's like, she's hateful. And so am I.

And then he kind of cries, but he's like, by my bitch and she's just sobbing and begging him to stay and I was like what a pig Jamie You know, I mean Jamie's always been a bad guy, but then he's like, but I'm a good guy And you're like okay, and then he's really bad. You're like, but I'm a good guy and I fall for it every time And this was also like like seven seasons worth of cry face, finally breaking for Brienne. Like, you know, like seasons of her being, mm-hmm, I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry. I'll get glassy eyes, but I will not cry. But this time she sobbed, like she could not hold it back

any longer. The emotions are coming out of her left and right. I was heartbreaking, but that said, I don't wanna see Jamie just sit around and Winterfell on wait, that's crazy. Like we knew that could happen. I also don't wanna see her go back to him by the way. Like, like, you know what? Like, no, like he walked out that's he lost his chance. You don't do that to my Brienne. No, now that she's you know a little more comfortable so probably end up banging torment.

There'll be some way she's he'll be back. She's gonna have a lot of fun. I'm telling you Podrick, you know, Podrick has a reputation in a good way, and I think Brandt deserves to see what's up. So next up is Various Greyworm Danny Tyrion, and they're just standing there in front of the unsolid squad that they've brought to talk to Cersei. And... Tiny little group. Yes, it's tiny little squad. It's like the Fly Girls.

It's like the tiny little dance core. I was like, for dance! It's like the next season dance core. I was like It's like the next season of World of Dance has arrived So you think you can invade you know, yeah, the fly girls against the rockets It's like the it's like the Westeros troop for guys and dolls has arrived So Cersei is sitting on top of the castle just staring down at them like, and she's got tons of soldiers aiming and ready to go. And she's got Misson, Misson Day up there.

Oh, Misson Day up there. Oh my god, this can't end well. Yeah, we already know, like, Misson Day is like not really a big enough character to really be saved in this sort of situation. She too has survived way longer, but I never really thought of her as being in danger because she was just always around, I thought, but I never really thought of her as being in danger. But now that she is, it's like, okay, this is not going to end well.

So Kaibern comes out of the gates of the city and walks up to Turin, and Greyworm has like, his lips are doing a full yin and yang. They're curled around each other like, whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew Queen Cersei, Queen Cersei, actual Queen Cersei, demands that Daenerys surrender or else we will kill Miss Ande. And the interior is like your rational man, dance off. Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. And he's like your rational man, he's like so I flatter myself. And he's like, come on, let's just try and talk this out. And he's like, we will not be the ones this is your queen, the mother of not dragons.

And Ty, Tyrion's like, I don't want to see the city burn or hear the scream of the children burning in Kaibur and Gus. It's not a pleasant sound. It's like, being all. I like it quite a bit. So then Tyrion just like walks by. I mean, he like walks right up to like the gates and he like looks up at his sister And he's looking all like you know if they the way they shoot it is that he's looking as like

Diminative as possible. He's he's just like on this She's up there too big and powerful and he's just like down there and she So all the weapons are drawn and locked and then she just looks at him And you know she's wanted to kill him so and locked and then she just looks at him and you know She's wanted to kill him so many times and just can never do it for whatever reason Yeah, and he does like a whole like thing to get through to her He has like an Yon love and San moment and he's like he's like, I know this is I know I know I know that you're not a monster I know this because I've seen it

You've always loved your children more than yourself more than Jamie more than anything And I beg you if not for yourself then for your child If your rain is over it doesn't mean your life has to add doesn't mean your baby Which you do have in there Has to die. I know which is kind of like giving it away to everybody He's like oh, sorry. Just nasty baby. Sorry. He's like I know you're gonna be this but Guess what I got the baby announcement. It was actually a really good plan because then the army drops all their bows and arrows and starts passing redcake It's like any excuse at the office. You know, it's like the boss is pregnant. I will have war later. Come on I thought it was odd when Grayworm then like shot like a little cannon and blue confetti came out

Gender reveal too And we believe believe it'll gender reveal his will. Yeah. She's like, time, time, time. Kill them. So Cersei just looks down at him and she goes over. She gets kind of cry face while he's talking. Like he gets through to her a little bit, but then she does that Cersei thing where she's like, that felt good to feel things now I'm going to kill everyone

I see and so she goes and puts her hand on missandei and she's like any last words batch and missande oh poor missande poor gray worm she just looks over a gray worm and a denarius and she smiles like and at first I was like oh She knows something like something to come save her like the drag isn't come from behind or whatever But it was more like she smiles were like pride and it's like her last vision of seeing any people and she just goes Dracaris and And then this lamb they the mountain decapitate her Yeah, and Greyworm has to turn away.

And my sweet Grayworm, I wanted to hug him. Yeah, and then Danny just marches off like, do this bitch gonna pay. Man, Danny lost a lot this episode. Yeah, Danny is feeling, well, she was probably feeling real cool, because, you know, she really did not do enough in the battle last week, but she probably thought she did. So she was really like, like, yeah, I can handle this shit. And now she's like, fuck, I don't think I can.

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