Watch What Crappens - YourHusband: Turns Out This Show Is Hilarious

Episode Date: June 19, 2018

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Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Hey everyone! Welcome to Watch For Crappens! A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch.

I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as usual is my fellow theater queen, although much more of a theater queen than I am, I think, Roddy Carram, what's going on? Whoa, what a beam! How's it going? I mentioned that you're a theater queen because today we are going to be discussing

your husband is cheating on us, which is based, which follows basically a group of people as they try to put on a show. Bravo style. Yes. Now I was like, thanks, Ben. I know, I was like, I was like, wait a second. People may be like, well, my click.

Ronnie is not only a master of the theater. He also has another podcast called Rose Pricks Bachelor Roast. So if you're a bachelor at fan, you should go listen to that. Oh, Ronnie, how are you doing? Everything is so good. We have been having a really fun week so far. We're going to be having a great week because we are traveling to Phoenix Thursday to do Real Housewives of New York live. And then we'll be in San Francisco on Saturday to do Southern Charm Gay Pride style in San France.

So to get your tickets go over to watchwitcrapins.com and our limited shirt for the month is what's the matter, what's happening, what's going on? Bethany's assistant shirt, go get that and ticket links over watchwitcrapins.com everybody. Yeah, yeah, go there, go get those tickets. We want to see a bunch of people there. It's going to be amazing. It's going of people there. It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be so hot in Arizona and then it's gonna be probably unseasonably cool in San Francisco. So we're in for a big treat. So I'm so excited. But first and foremost, as you mentioned yesterday, before we started our real housewives at Potelomic episode,

we decided to watch your husband is cheating on us this week because we just really didn't want to watch million dollar listing New York again, because it's just too fake. Shitty, yeah. Shitty, it really is. Steve Gold is hot, but it's just we can't, okay. So we decided to watch it, and man, I'm so glad

because it is so funny, it is so good. It is so good. And I was in pain from laughing after this. I was laughing so hard and I really did not expect it because I watched the first one when it came out a few months ago because they did three episodes and then went on, hey, it is for whatever reason. And I watched the first one and I was like, eh.

Now, which is pretty much how I am with everything ever. But man, I fucking laughed my ass off yesterday. I will be watching the rest. Yeah, which is pretty much how I am with everything ever but man I Fucking left my ass off yesterday. I will be watching the rest. Oh, yeah, absolutely I wonder if you know when they went on hiatus maybe they retooled it or something Which I think is actually great I think it shows that they had faith in the show because The bravo gave it a much bigger marketing push this second time around because I think

they did like about four episodes before it was pulled. And so you know at four episodes, I think that it was like one or two on Sunday, then they moved to Broadway. Three. I think yeah. Either way, it shows that Bravo has faith in the show and I think the fact that they were willing to retool it meant that they're like, no, this is a good show. It needs tweaks.

We need to give it a second chance. And I'm glad that they did because I think actually the premise they were willing to retool at men, that they're like, no, this is a good show. It needs tweaks. We need to give it a second chance. And I'm glad that they did because I think actually the premise of it is actually really good. And it makes sense for Bravo because, you know, if the show is a hit, then it's actually just a great promotion for the actual stage show. And then they can bring the stage show all around. And I can be like a Bravo, you know, Bravo can now get their foothold into live performances. Yeah, so for those of you who haven't seen it before, it's kind of a Tyler Perry type.

So it's called the Chitlin Circuit that they go on. Well, now it's called, yeah, Chitlin Circuit, but they, but like, quote, like, officially, it's called Urban Theater. Well, actually, it's unofficial, but like, that's like the, like, I, I went and read a whole article about all this stuff in the Washington Post. And so like, it's referred to as urban theater. Oh, well, on this show, they refer to it as the Chitlin Circuit. Right. Well, that's what it, originally, it was called that. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, the guy is JD who's running this.

And I know that I'm going to like him because I love his lipstick. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so the guy is JD who's running this. And I know that I'm going to like him because I love his lipstick. He's got a very thick purple lipstick that I'm into and we have the same clothes because when you're a bigger guy, you can really only shop at old things. And so I own everything in his wardrobe except the button up vest. I don't have that. He does like a vest He really does. He loves a lipstick a hat and some old baby clothes

So I'm in the hem already. Yeah, I guess we should give everyone like a little bit of a of a lay of the land because JD he is like like you said the Tyler Perry type. He's the writer Director and also actor and you play as also to different roles in this play. The play is called your husband is cheating on us. And then you have Jenny wine of pony fame, who I don't know what happened. He's in the play and then he gets he dropped out and now he's back. I don't know. I don't know. He's back for like a five line part. Was he the lead before? I don't know. Was he? Yeah, he was the part that Germaine is playing now and Germaine was the understudy and so Jin Yuan left and Sinai Germaine is the lead. Exactly. And then you have Deatra and is it Liyah, I think?

And so basically Liyah Deatra's ex is now with Leah, and so basically, and there's a child, so basically Deatras' daughter is the stepdaughter of Leah. Yes. And they have like a rocky relationship, and they both are like veterans of the circuit. Yes. Yeah, so they shared a man, so that's their drama, and then you've got Tondi. Yeah, I thought was Tanya from most of the episode Tanda no, it's Tondi. It was a ton, Tond, whatever Tondi and She's in love with Ginny wine. I guess they used to be together. Uh-huh, and So Ginny wine really is all up in the show. Yeah. Yeah. Because he loves her and then who loves him?

Wait, who's he flirting with? Leah? Uh, he's flirting with Tondi. Oh, I guess it's like, I have a thing going on. And then you've got Kristen, who is this random Australian girl, who's in the mix, which I love. They're like, oh, you know what? We want Ben and Ronnie to cover this. Let's put an Australian on the show.

Yes, and that's the main one. Yeah, and JD has two daughters who everyone apparently hits. Yes, and they're just these really serious girls. They're like, you guys, we really need you to be serious about the theater. Because lines and book is really super important. They hate them. Yeah. And the issue is basically that so germane now that he is like the leading man, he's not off book yet, and he's really bad at learning his lines, and also he's like flaming gay, but he has to play like, you know, like a really straight dude, and he has

to kiss Diatra, and Diatra is like significantly older than he is, and also the opposite sex. So going into this episode, these are the issues that everyone is dealing with. Yeah, so it starts with Jermaine on the phone with his dad, and his dad's just basically wanting money. He's like sending me money and he's like, oh, he's always got his hands on my pockets, and he's complaining about Dattra and how she's,

yeah, yeah. Cause Dattra's the big diva of the show. And she's the older lady who's done a million shows before. And so she's throwing fits left and right and pissing everybody off. Well, they're all mad at her because at the end of the last episode, they were supposed to be doing a rehearsal. And everyone walked out of rehearsal except for her, because they got mad at JD's kids. And so she went and yelled at everyone and was like, we are actors.

We need to rehearse. And they all were like, shut the fuck up, the end of your head. They just hate her. Yes. And then they just hate her. 80s kids and so she she went and yelled at everyone was like we are actors we need to rehearse and they all were like shut the fuck up The answer and they just hate her Yes, so his dad is like well, you just need to be nice to her and he's like there is no being nice to the devil No matter what you say to the devil you're still going to hell and you're still gonna burn and I just love this because the dad's like Repent repent make it into a song

His dad's like, Repet, Repet, make it into a song. Repet, Repet. His only advice is just to say, you need to repent. Tell her you need to repent. You need to repent. Great advice, dad. And then Jermaine's like, he's like, my mom is my best friend. And she's never going to do nothing to hurt me. And she ain't never going to sleep with my man.

Hooray, dude. So Jermaine is hilarious in his talking heads. Yes. And he's in like a full face of makeup and a man bun. And then in the regular show, he doesn't look like that at all. And he barely speaks. He doesn't really talk to anybody. He just watches everything.

Exactly. It's so weird because when he's like, yeah, like the main show, he's just like, want, want, want. He's just like sleepy and like not happy to be there. And, he's just like, want, want, want, he's just like sleepy and like not happy to be there. And then he comes alive in the interviews. He is hysterical in the interviews. And probably everybody's like, what is he even doing here?

How has he not been fired? He doesn't learn his lines. He's got the worst attitude. He doesn't even talk. And then, you know, they don't see this part, which is why they're never going to fire at this guy. He's so funny. Yeah, so Let's see you. Well, he said he's not all these he's saying that he says that like, you know

Says mom is his best friend, but he does a bad relationship with his dad and basically His dad only started like talking to him again or coming around again when he saw that there was money to be made from his talents And he's like that's okay I hold my head up high because he misses out on loving me, whatever. It was kind of hard to, it was like, it was funny. So I'm like, oh, remember that joke when he said that? But it was funny. Yeah, he stays funny and then he frustrates the hell out of you.

Yeah. And he's like, my dad is like Joe Jackson. I'm like, that would kind of make you Michael. Yeah. But I don't think he reached yet. I think you have to learn it online before you can be considered a Michael. He's Tito. So over at the theater rehearsal space, the actress sitting alone in the back, because no one was talking to her. And so she's like, hey, everyone, anybody know when JD said he's coming. And everyone's just signaling her.

Yes. And then Jorming goes, well, if nobody else is going to say anything, I'm not saying nothing either. Okay. Let the church say, oh, man. So then, so then JD walks in and he, you know, he has his daughters. He wants them to ride the troops or whatever. And then look at those girls rowing the troops.

They're like, it's like two robins. Yeah, two robins don't make a right. Okay. So, so now like the issue is Jermaine. He's just not off book. And everyone else is off book. And like they're all getting mad at Dremain. So we keep seeing the scene over and over where

Dremain is walking down the street with his girlfriend. And he's like, come on, girl. Like, I forget the live that I wrote it down later. Because that really got to get out of your girl. So they're walking hand in hand and JD is like whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Okay, Jermaine. Now When guys walk down the street with girls like they have to kind of lead and right now she's leading and Tremay just looks at him like Like he's so mad at everything that

And then he's just dragged on to the stage. Yeah, and pretty much, and JD is like, JD is like, listen, you're telling us, you know what? Leia's off book, Tommy's off book, you say, you know, because he remains just not getting it. Everyone's off book. And he goes, we have Kristen, who's the Australian, you know, we have Kristen, who is new to the Urban Theater game, but she's getting it and they cut to Kristen on stage as she goes the names Pull it on mod and leading lady. I didn't know what she's talking about.

I mean, she's we're setting her line. I was like, I don't know the context of this line, but I am very excited by it. So then it gets to the point in the scene where JB's like, okay, don't forget that there's a kiss here and Germain goes, I have to kiss her. Because it's a very sturdy woman, okay. And Germain is like, does not want to do this. He goes, no, I know I'm supposed to be playing a husband and I know that I'm cheating but this kiss right now You're a boy say you're a boy I'm not going

He's like That's Spanish honey. I ain't got So then genuine shows up and he's like, um, back. I'm like, I didn't really realize you left No, I remember Being a young closeted gay man in the 90s When that video for pony came out and Genuine was like dancing and short lists. It was like Whoa, and he every every time you performed it he would take a shirt off and it was like, dancing and short lists. It was like, whoa. And every time you performed it, he would take a shirt off. And it was like, the best.

I was like, oh my god, genuine. It's so hot. Did you throw your panties at the screen when he saw them? I would have. I would have. Oh, now? Well, so here's the thing. genuine has faced some challenges.

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I'm sorry. Well, I mean, look, I'm coming from a different place just because it's Father's Day week. And so I would just like to say, happy Father's Day, Father time. You're doing great work. So he, I guess, is dating Tondra. They have some sort of flirtation. So maybe they had a pass. I don't totally know their their she goes

My heart is glittering and my uterus is jumping I wrote down screaming March Simpson. I'm I think that your uterus is probably not jumping your uterus is probably like get away because later on He says he has nine kids with five women. The uterus is like, uh, no, no, no. Yeah, it's jumping down the street. Your uterus. Yeah. So the scene is still going on and JD keeps trying to kiss her, but can't. And then he's like, yeah, it germane. And so he, oh, I wrote date because JD was saying something. So germane falls on the ground laughing because he literally will not do this. What he finally does the kiss, it's like this little pack like

like the way I like a mom kisses her son before he goes up to school. He's like, yeah, baby. Oh my God. And then, uh, Tondy, uh, Tondy turns to, uh, Jidu wine. He's sitting behind her watching. And she goes, he asked the kiss, that So then JD makes an announcement. He's like, ladies and gentlemen of the theater. I'm gonna do something that I've never done before. In all my time in the theater. I'm going to give up one of my characters. Cause last week it was a whole thing. Like, maybe we should ask JD to do a whole thing.

And then JD will be like, I'm gonna do a up one of my characters. Because lastly, it was a whole thing. Like, maybe we should ask JD if he wants to give up his character, one of his characters. So, genuine can come back. No! You cannot ask JD to give up his character. He goes, people come to my shows because they want to see the many faces of JD. Once in a man the many faces of JD He takes themselves so seriously to give this speech he unbutton his vest Like okay, we get it you're very serious. Oh my god

So Jenny wine will be performing the role of Alex and so now he gets on stage to start doing it. Oh Man for Jenny wine So now we get on stage to start doing it. Oh man, poor genuine. Father time has not gifted him with more acting skills. He's like, oh my gosh. He's like, I am a producer now, at least, at least I would like to be. I was like, could someone please bring Shere to this production? Remember when Shere was acting? Oh my God.

This show needs it. Even Kenya more. Yeah. At least do a twirl, do something. And he's like, London Charles, I am a huge fan of yours. Wow, the name London. Wow. And then they got, it's like an hour later.

And he's like, London Charles, I am a fan of yours. And then they got to Leah like, oh., and genuine, genuine, just keeps cracking up in the middle of the lines. And JD's like, guys, it's been hours. You should have this down pat. We're in the theater! It's basically like Bullets of a Broadway. Genuine is Jennifer Chilli.

Chah! Chah! Chah! I'm sure, Chah!, John, John. To be or not to be or not to be or not to be. So then at the end of rehearsal, JD's like, and rehearsal over, unbuttoned my jacket. Now for next week's study, study, study. Like, well, I'm glad you unbuttoned your jacket again.

I want that JD just keeps giving himself best business. Well, I think the number of buttons that get unbuttoned indicates the urgency of his message. He's like, this is a three-button alert. You must be off book. How the next one I saw. So then at home, the girls are in the kitchen talking and Atra comes in and everyone gets quiet, Right. And she's like, guys, what's for dinner? No one will look at her. And Leah just crosses her eyes at the other girls. And she's like, I'm thinking of calling next door for some colored greens. I need something to go with this chicken. And they're just like ignoring her. Yeah. And she's like, Oh my God, if I'm already like this three weeks till the show, I messed up. Work

it out. Yeah. Oh, work it out. Yeah. Work it out. And she has this fan. She keeps carrying around her like clicking it open and fanning herself. Yeah, she's like doing what Seeky Flickr always wanted. You know, remember Seeky Flickr had a fan thing that she was doing in her first season. Yeah. Deatro's actually doing it the way it needs to be done. So she's pulling out her fan.

And I like also Deatro the way she sits in her interview. She's like, this is my good angle. So I'm gonna sit fully rotated away from the camera. And then here's my shoulder and a little bit of my cheekbone. And a fan. So she asks Leah to talk. And so Leah is like, oh God, she goes, Jesus, I wasn't prepared for this. I need some help. Biggie, two-pock Michael Jackson Whitney and nothing live Davis Whitney Whitney with the baby The Bobby Whitney okay She does a squeal thing which is a good smell oh So funny, she's like I need to be like I need my cup of cheese. I got a moonwalk so I can moonwalk out of the situation So funny. She's like, I need to be like, I need Mike. I'm teaching me how to moonwalk so I can moonwalk out of the situation.

So they have a sit down and the outro has to be nice because everybody really likes Leah. So she figures if she can get Leah to forgive her every nice and everybody else will fall asleep, right? Yeah. So basically they talk because you know, they just had a nice heart to heart last week and they don't and just want to mess up their relationship You know, every years and years of hating each each other they're gonna they're gonna make it work and so they're like yeah we're gonna do that so you know they hug it out and Leon really pulls off Deach was wig in the process which is very Karen you know just like sorry baby we don't pull my hair off this this is my come get me hair now so now it's the next morning and this was like the funniest shit I've seen in like several weeks, where you see Deatra and the Aussie girl, Kristen, and she goes,

Ahoyaji fussed on with that raccoon last night, which is already a funny thing, like what fussing with the raccoon. And then we see the security footage, you know, they got cameras set up everywhere. And we see Deatra, like, walk out onto the balcony and sit down, and then we see the security footage, you know, they got cameras set up everywhere. And we see Deatra, like, walk out onto the balcony and sit down. And then we see another camera. We see a raccoon walking around the backyard, walking up the stairs, walking across the balcony to where Deatra is like behind some bushes. And we just hear, BAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm like that was like I watched that like five times that little raccoon walking up those stairs She goes well y'all ain't paying attention to me, but the raccoon does yes

I've been talking to the raccoon for weeks I was like you were going on a crappin's run right now. That's like that's for us to say She's become friends with the raccoon She's like literally like The raccoon's the only thing paying attention to me. And it keeps coming back. So funny. The fact that it startled I just love the idea.

It was like a cartoon. You know, you see you know like a cartoon like a mousewalks Annie. You don't even see the person in the other room. You just hear the screaming and the pots and pans come flying. That's what that record did. Oh my god. That record. Now back at the theater. In case anybody forgot that JD is a very serious desbian. He is wearing a t-shirt with the drama masks. Oh my god. So it's rehearsal, genuine and Leah are doing a scene

and Dermain is asleep. And JD is of course not happy about this. Like you have to be awake to take in my art, my message. So Dermain doesn't like having to be awake because he's like, he's starting to do that spoiled actor thing where he's like, well, I'm not getting the same attention to Dermain.

Like why is Dermain getting all the attention? He only has five lines. Why is it because I haven't sold 50 million records? It's like yes. Oh, I mean, yeah, actually. Yeah Actually, he's described it and he's telling us he's not telling us to JD He's just telling us in the confessional. He's like, I need you to sit me down JD and look me in the eye face to face and tell me who Marvin is. Who is Marvin? That's why I'm taking an app with me. When it's my time to go. Which is such a millennial thing, by the way, to be like, well, I'm just, I'm not performing well because you haven't inspired me. I need you to inspire me. It's like, no, no, you haven't formed well because you're lazy.

You lazy. Yeah, you do your damn job. Okay. And this is like a recurring thing through this episode. And so everyone's trying to make sense of it because like who goes to sleep at work? Well, it's just crazy. Yeah. So Leah goes, what is it?

It's a genuine. True. I'm the man of many faces. How dare you? He apparently actually is super successful super super successful. So Lee is like Jimmy wine is swath and hot, but your main has to work harder because he's on the other team. I mean, mother judgment, but he's got to work harder to say macho. He got it. I feel insulted and yet I agree. I feel insulted and yet I agree. I'm like I get it.

I just wrote down every single thing that Leah said. I loved her. And she also, by the way, has a serious, proof-face problem, like the yellow, too much yellow. Yeah. So, Ginny, Ryan, and Leah have a kissing scene. And they play this horn music. It's like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Hello, this is Lisa Rina. We have an ad coming up. So you better listen to it, baby.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. So, now we go back to the house and Jenny Wine shows up and he's in a suit and he's going to take Tondi out for a date. So, you know, this is exciting. Yeah, so, Leah is like, so yeah, she's getting ready and Ginny Wine comes in and he's like, she goes, oh, she's going to try again, huh?

Because she's talking to him while Tommy gets ready upstairs. And he's like, yeah, you know, it's just that our schedule's really crazy. And I want to give her all of me. I don't want to have facet, which sounds really Ginny Wine. And she's like really genuine. Yeah. Yeah. So he goes, you know, relationships are crazy, but I'm willing to see where this situation takes me with Tondra. I'm shooting for number 10, number 10. Yeah. Then Tondy comes down to Stairs and she's like, I smell him. It was like a really terrible version of she's all that

The raccoons walking down the staircase with her that's just making out with the raccoon Yeah, I try the raccoon are watching Jeopardy together waiting for Rachel and coke to come down the stairs Getting all the questions wrong to come down the stairs. Getting all the questions wrong. So let's see. So they go on a date to Korean barbecue. And Genuon, I mean, it is funny that his name is Genuon because he is farther from it. Because she's like, you look so handsome. You guys say, oh, thank you, baby. Thank you. You look so great. You two, baby. I was like, okay. Yeah, you just want to fuck her. All right, let's just get to over with. Thank you. You look so great you two baby. I was like, okay.

Yeah, you just want to fuck her. All right, let's just get to the over with. You can't sell the fight like crazy because of how they're talking on this date. That is how people who fight like crazy talk. Like, you look so beautiful, you look so hot. You're so handsome, you're so pretty. It's like the cameras go out, they fuck you out. She slammed me his head into the grill. Now this was one of my favorite things that Jenny wanted.

They started talking about happiness and how important happiness is, yada, yada, yada. And he's like, man, you know what? My ex just got remarried. Do you know how much of a weight off my shoulders that is? Because I want her to be happy, of course. I want her to be happy. I'm like, I don't want any.

I would love to his pivot when he realized how shallow he sounded. Yeah, well, her is due because she goes, you know, my ex has been and I, maybe it wasn't so great, but he does take care of my daughter while I'm out on the circuit. So that's good. It's like these two are really funny, the positives.

And they're kind of, and he's like, you know, I've had nine kids with five different women, and but I'm like ready to grow up, and now I'm wearing a suit, and I'm like, Korean barbecue, and she's like, I'm seeing a whole new man. I'm like, okay, this is not, this is going in the wrong direction.

No, no, no. Yeah. How does he change all of a sudden? He has nine kids with five different women, and now he's grown up? No. Um, as a waiter, I love when people are like what's up homie when you come to the table So back at home germane and oh

Well, you get you get that yeah, yeah, go there working on skip something. Okay, go Oh, cuz I think we go back to the date right. Yeah,, no Well, we're back at the house now. Yeah. Yeah. So Germaine is doing his lives with Kristen and she's like, hello I'm London bridges or whatever Then they we see something pop on the oven And Germaine yells down there goes, did you burn something? And Deachregus? No. Well, yes, I was heating my hair stuff.

And Kristen's like, she says, no, I didn't burn anything. Yes, it was my hair stuff. No, it wasn't the hair stuff. She was heating up oil because she's going to fry something. And the pan was hot oil. And the hot oil was like, it was like, it was like, boom. And she all, what made me laugh is you see the, you see this pan go bloop and then they just run, yeah, I mean,

Dehatcher runs in and she's like, she's come screaming in and I just like lost it. Seeing this big old lady just like scrambling at the kitchen turning off the oven a because I've been that person and be just like this like death scream and then they're like did you burn anything she's like no well I think I had the heat up on the oil a little bit too much and the ash was like so that meant you bent the oil I'm like oh you got her she hates her and it's hilarious this This girl, Kristen, is so funny. So then we go back to the day.

All I wrote down is board date. Yeah. Tondi's baby daddy got married when she was eight months pregnant. And now her kids going out to college. And basically, anyone's like, when can we fuck? When can we fuck? When can we fuck? So then they have the montage, just turned from day and tonight.

And they show all these Broadway theaters and I'm like, okay, so then the next way. By the way, the reason why do anyone clearly quit the show is because he doesn't have to pay on one anymore. He's like, yes, don't need this paycheck anymore. So the next day, the English girl is in a ruffle pie or the Aussie girl is in a ruffle pie shirt from Summer House. That's what I said. I said Aussie comes down the stairs and some crazy blue and white stripe workers twin top. She's like cow, cow, cow, I got this from the Vegas collection. It's blue and white so it's like anything goes if you know what I'm saying. she's like Leah did you clean out this refrigerator?

See you didn't clean the fridge No, you didn't clean the fridge She's gonna wait for this clean the fridge theme. Yeah, she goes that was $30 worth of food untouched We had the fuck is my food and you know when she want want the Nackara wants food she's she wants her food. Okay. She's there. She's gonna be sick. Well someone cleaned it and I can't see Jameine cleaning it. It's your name so like always sleeping. She's here wasn't told. I bet Jiny Wendell's even able to fridge her at ease. And he's like, well I wonder who that leaves. It leaves Deitre.

Are you gonna confront her? Like, well, so much for your peace. She goes, is Deitre here and Leah goes, do you hear her? She is now. Then she's probably not here. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha have free in the raccoon so they're sitting outside and then Deatro does come in and Deatro walks into the kitchen and starts looking through the fridge and they're also just screams at her from like outside but the door is closed it's because it's empty bitch you do everything

I have to ruin there. She gets, can I talk to you for tea seconds and she's like, I'll help us Lord. Which Le Leah is gonna do every time Dattra enters a scene for a confrontation. Leah just starts praying. And then we see a flashback before the, well, well, I'm sorry. So then Dattra sits down at the table and Kristen's like, all raw, did you throw out my food?

Did you clean the refrigerator? And then we see a flashback of Dattra just like going through the fridge being like goodbye goodbye goodbye the road you out oh good bye you get a garbage and you get a garbage um it's not like so much fun throwing out food well she goes and then it comes back to her. She says, um, yes. She's that with 30 dollars with the food in the and she goes, yes, but the note on the refrigerator, she's, oh, no, it said I wrote the

notes. And then they show her. This is like so funny that this, this, this argument. This is like the big twists this note. Cause I was like, eight a second, yeah. She wrote the note. And it said, by four p.m. Thursday, you clean at your old food from this fridge, from killing your baby, or whatever. It's like this creepy note. So the, the, the house policy is any old food or

science experiments gets thrown up by Friday at four. And then Diatra does that and now Kristen's mad. I'm Deatro didn't know that Kristen wrote the note so she probably thinks it's from production like throw your fucking food away so she's trying to be nice. I took it as she's trying to like get on everyone's good side again so she cleans a fridge to be nice. I think she knew that. I think she knew that Kristen wrote the note but she just was like oh it's the rules I'm gonna do the rules so now Kristen's like well well, I want my money back. It's $30 on him my $30 and he had just like, yeah, she just laughs at her She's like, girl, I'm trying to make her come back. I ain't got $30

Meanwhile they cut to germane and he's just watching all of this like He's eating and his eyes are like really big like popped open and he's eating Deatress like you should be paying me three dollars to have this conversation. Oh so good. So then she's like Well, that's that settle. I want to go over lines germane and he's like, oh, I got a meeting They're like what meeting do you possibly have germane? So then deatura still trying to win people back later is on the phone. She's like, hi, diamond.

Which I guess is her daughter. Yeah. And she's like, we're having a datra spread tonight. I got all dressed up. I'm giving them Jesupele. Wait, Cleopatra. One of those ladies from the movies. He's from my last effort, pray for me.

So she's gonna feed them. And she's making it, while she's doing this, she's making a cheese plate. She's on the phone, she's making a plate. She's putting down some cheese, and then some carrots and stuff, and then grapes. And then she just keeps on, and meets, and she sort of keeps on piling onto this plate.

And by the end, it just looks like a very strange bush of meat and grapes. It's like this crazy pile of shit on a platter. I thought the way she was talking, I thought she was gonna make this big feast for everybody. And it's a cheese fight. Yeah, and she called it basically a lot of grapes. Yeah.

Cause grapes. Oh yeah, she's like, it's like Greek. It's like, you know, I guess she's imagining people lying on their side and Togo's eating grapes and stuff like that. She's like, doesn't that look like the BC days? I'm not really. It looks like you went to Trader Joe's

and dumped everything on the platter, but that's fine. So Leah is trying to get the girls to come downstairs. She's like, guys, she made a spread and she's invited you to have a glass of wine. And Todd is like, I'm not breaking bread with people I don't trust. And Chris is like, I'll hate that bitch anyway here I come It better would be what $30 worth of fruit and cheese until you ate much her blue and white ruffles are like fully erect

Did somebody say cheese plate? So they're all downstairs So they're all downstairs. So they're all downstairs, eating this crazy snack. She's played thing. And Deatra and Leah are just getting drunk. They're just drinking glass after glass of wine. And Kristen and Draman are just staring at them. Like these two crazy old ladies, what have we gotten ourselves into?

Yes. And Kristen actually says that she's like, these old ladies are wasted. So Daphne tells Draman, who's not speaking because it's Draman. actually says that she's like, these old ladies are wasted. So D'Avtre tells Jermaine, who's not speaking because it's Jermaine, he's just like laying there on the couch staring at them acting crazy. And she goes, so you are so professional Jermaine because the other day when you kiss me, I felt something there. And she's like, I mean, let's be's be honest guys if we didn't have all this crap

We really like each other you know we could tell cool people like cool people we could tell we would like each other right and then Chris and in germano like I'm trying to find this this line with germane where he's like strictly dickly Do I need to do a word search through here? I can't find it. I didn't even bother Writing that down So I was like this is too many word concilples in like three seconds He's like I'm strictly dickly cuz that Ickly dickly. I'm sickly sickly Yeah, I'm mick-dickly. Yeah, he's like you might you might have got G

But you won't get me strictly dickly cuz blicky-ick me make me so sicky-icky I can't happen to And then one party's like this lady is set mess up like 300 and I honey. Don't drink the wine. Don't drink the wine. I then in the middle of all this, the raccoon comes back. The raccoon actually comes back and climbs up the window and then just up there staring at them like a cameraman.

It's like a hang in there cat. It's like hanging onto the fire cat. It's like hanging on to both the fire escape ladder to look and get them And Jermaine Jermaine I'm talking about the raccoon to us and it's like that raccoon is like bitch. I'm gonna get my five minutes My god that raccoon was so funny. You know raccoons are so cute I wish they weren't like carriers of disease because I just always want to squish their faces Yes, they're terrifying those things. I see them in the street sometimes because when you walk in L.A.

L.A. It might you'll see them like coming in and out of the sewers. Yeah, they live like a dirty, dirty life, but they're so intelligent and they're so crafty and they are so adorable. I know that there are some people who do keep them as pets, but it's like not a good idea. Yeah, and you know that raccoon $8.30 worth of food this week. The raccoon has like an Obam pan napkin still coming out of its mouth.

So Kristen is just looking at all these ladies and, uh, dap to pulls down her wig over her face again, like the ring girl and Jermaine just stares into the camera like really? It was like a moment from the office. He, I caught that too. And Jermaine just stares into the camera like really? It was like a moment from the office. I caught that too. He's like, I know I'm not supposed to look in the office, but I have to do a gym right now

because this is crazy. He's like, De-A-Tripp, but my stapler in a ring mold. So De-A-Tripp goes, so, okay. Let's be serious now and work on our scenes Jermaine. And he's like, no, let me get something walks out of the room. And she goes, where, I don't want to tell on you because, you know, I don't want to say, I don't want JD to say anything to you, because I'll get upset.

And he goes, he just rolls his eyes and he walks out. And she goes, where are you going? And he goes, I'm going to take a shit. Geez, that's like the only thing you said in this whole scene. I know. Well, and did we mention the fact that that Deatro and Leo started doing their lines what they were screaming their lines at each other And I was like what is happening even the raccoon was like I think I think I Is like I'll be waiting upstairs. He just goes and waits by your way

I don't know the shots the sons are coming back to New York. I'll head over to their Airbnb. They were good to me there Those people are not gonna share food. Yeah, that's true. That is a losing battle, Mr. Reckon. So now we go back to rehearsal. The next day at the house. Oh yes, but we're rehearsing at the house, right? Yes, because JD is like, we do not have time. So we're going to rehearse at the house and at the theater. I'm like, okay, well, it's like the same thing, fun. He's like, I still have no idea what Tribune is doing. And he's like, I want to see him win because he's had so many problems with his father and male figures in his life.

I don't want to be that male figure. And then they just cut to Tribune still not knowing his lines. Yeah, and Tribune is still complaining like, well, the problem is JD just hasn't explained my character to me. I'm like, your character is a cheater. That's it. You come up with a rest. You're an actor.

You know, the director can give you some, can move you, but like, can you like try to do something yourself? All my actor friends are always all about finding their own angles into something. So you do it. Yeah, I mean, get a vest. Okay. Make him effort. Yeah because he yeah he starts using that excuse again like I need one on one time who is a Marvin. So he's like so how many times have you gone over this and he's like not at all but they show

Diatura in a clip trying to rehearse over and over with you. Yeah, we've seen it all episode and we saw it last episode too. He's the only one who's not off-book and as an understudy, that's really bad. You're supposed to be like really on top of that shit. So he's just basically being lazy and blaming it on JD. He's like, oh, I'm just, I'm not inspired. And then after rehearsal Tundee, Kristen and Leah are hanging out in their room talking about this whole thing and Kristen's like guys. I'm concerned about Jermaine. He seems to be in a weird mood today. We're there than normal like he took a shit but it was a long shit too long and I'm worried. I don't know if it's just in my head because I'm missing 30 dollars with a feed.

This could just be a hungry lady talking right now. I can't find my ruffle dress anymore either. So they're like, let's talk to him. So they give him a call and he's downstairs in his room making his bed. Okay, every time they show him, he's making his bed. Did you notice that? Every time they show him the camera. He's just like messing around with his bed. Yeah, he's just like, I was and I was watching it and I was like, fuck, if if if if Dermain is making his bed, I should make my bed too. I still haven't done. I was like, fuck, I hate that he's actually more motivated on changing his lens than I am.

Oh, so they bring a man. They're like, hi, have a seat. I mean, we just want to talk. And it's like, what? And they're he goes, look, I appreciate them wanting to do this intervention. Like I'm some crackhead, but listen, next. I believe. Yeah, like a knee knee blue.

I'm like, no, you're not really in the blue position when you still love about your mind You're not yeah, you're not in blue position until you have a recoon that becomes your number one fan You cannot blue okay, so he's like I've just lost I'm losing my passion I'm I lose my passion. It's hard for me to do my just I'm realizing that this is just it's just a job I'm like yeah exactly is just a job. I'm like, yeah, exactly. So he's like, you know, JD hasn't even spent any time. He spends all his time in the genuine, and it's just, you know, I need motivation. I'm like, well, first of all,

he spends time in genuine, because genuine can't act. Okay, he can't even act when he's on his date. Okay, so that's why the director is with him, because he's got to polish that turret over there. All right. Second of all, genuine is also the one who will probably be getting

seats, people in the seats, right? It's Genuine. So he's working with Genuine because if Genuine, he doesn't want Genuine to quit, right? So, you're also like, he can't work with you if you don't even know your lines. Like when he says, well, it's just a job to me now, really? Because it's not a job to you, because you're not even doing your job to your job. Exactly. Learn your lines. How hard is it to learn all these lines? If you're an actor. And you're hilarious in your talking kids.

Please don't be fired just because you're a layman in real life. Yes. You're better. You're so good. Don't get fired. Well, he says, well, you know me. I just turn on when I get on stage. I'm like, well, no. I don't know. He's like, now I'm, he goes, now I'm not really enjoying my job. Mmm. And then he gets up in like hop skips

He's like, I'm just not having fun. Yeah And they're like a on-professional and then T.A. Gus this boy is the anchor that is sinking this ship Well, there's like a there's like a little robot with the raccoon in Diatra. Like, bye. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's Diatra and the raccoon. Lea's about never stops

because she doesn't know what the anchor does. Oh my goodness. So that was, your husband is cheating on us, which it really is like very, very funny. It's hard to convey it, and again, it's actually sort of was hard to recap because they're the ones being funny. So we're just saying, oh, they were funny when they did this.

They were funny when they did this. But it's kind of like recapping a sitcom episode. Yeah, but it was genuinely funny. And I actually, this is now the second episode of watch and I'm like really excited to name next week to see what happens. It's really really cool. Yes, well that was a fun one. We will be back tomorrow. The episode tomorrow is below Dick. Yeah. And then Thursday, real housewives of New York, that'll be late obviously because we're doing it Thursday night live.

And then Phoenix on Sunday will be Southern or sorry Saturday will be so in charge. What did I say Phoenix again? Oh my god, I'm losing my mind. We need a we need he sounds like somebody needs three dollars worth of food. Got it. And if you want links to any of those or upcoming dates, ticket links, etc. Go to www.wastwickcrapins.com. Yeah, we will see you guys tomorrow. Yeah, bye everyone. Bye.

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