Waveform: The MKBHD Podcast - WVFRM Trivia Season Finale!

Episode Date: July 14, 2023

In this episode of the WVFRM Podcast, Marques, David, and Andrew face off in the epic conclusion of this season of trivia....with a twist! Our three hosts will be playing a special game in the style o...ne of Ellis' favorite shows on TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:20 We're your hosts. I'm Marques. I'm Andrew. And I'm David. And forget everything you just heard, because we're not actually hosting this one per se today uh this is our official trivia finale season finale extravaganza something like that is what you want to call it but i thought it would be fun we all were in the back of our heads thinking it would be fun to do a trivia episode to sort of wrap up a season of trivia score a lot of points learn a season of trivia, score a lot of points, learn a lot of things, and have a lot of fun. And that is what our hosts for the day have arranged for us.
Starting point is 00:01:49 If you are listening to audio only, you're missing out on a really interesting first shot over there with the mustaches, but I'll leave it to our host to take it away. All right. Are you guys ready? Did you study the one-sheeters I sent you last night? I did. All good. All right. Thanks for not making a docx. Yeah. ready? Did you study the one-sheeters I sent you last night? I did. All good. I got the PDF.
Starting point is 00:02:05 All right. Thanks for not making it a docx. Yeah. You didn't send me a one-sheeter. It was in Notion. Yeah, it was in Notion. Did you not? I didn't get a notification.
Starting point is 00:02:17 David, I sent it last night and I said, study this. In Notion? That's not going to be good for you. That's not going to be good. It was rough. Because there was some crazy hints in there. Wait, really? Yeah. No. Fuck. for you that's it was rough because there's some crazy hints in there whatever really yeah no
Starting point is 00:02:28 i didn't get a notification on ocean nobody thought they brought this we're messing with you just kidding got me. Did you plan that? Yeah. Wow. He sucks. All right, welcome to the Waveform Survey Game. So for those of you that are not familiar with how this works, we're just going to go over it real quick. All right, so we put out a survey to our lovely fans, and about 3,000 of them got back to us.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Wow, really? Yes. That's awesome. It was incredible. So what we're going to do is we are going to ask you the very same questions that we asked our audience, and you have to guess how they answered our survey. OK.
Starting point is 00:03:20 So important to note, I won't be able to give you any extra context to the questions I ask. What I ask you is exactly what I asked our fans. So you have to think like the MKBHD audience. So here's how the game's going to flow, right? I'm going to pose a question. All three of you have buzzers in front of you. Sure do. The first person to buzz in gets the first crack at the question. Okay. After you answer, whether or not you get it right or wrong, it's going to go to the person on your left until we've cleared the board and we go on to the next question, new buzz in round.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Make sense? Does the whole question have to be finished before we press the button? It does not. But if you buzz before I finish it, I'm not finishing it. Here's the other thing. After you buzz in, a five-second countdown will begin. If you are unable to answer in those five seconds. Moves on.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Sure. Yeah. I actually hadn't really thought about what would happen. Does it go clockwise? You just lose your answer for that question, right? It goes to the left. So after Marquez is David, after David is Andrew. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:25 The top answer is going to be worth 10 points. Okay. The second best is 9, 8, so on and so forth. So you want to get that big 10 gem up there. You know what I'm saying? Okay. For sure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:36 How are we feeling, guys? We feeling good? I'm pretty nervous, actually. I'm very excited. My heart's beating kind of quick. I've been thinking like the MKBHD audience for a long time, so I feel like I should be pretty good. All right, so to quickly update everyone on the score, David is currently in the lead with 24. Andrew and Marquez tied at 20.
Starting point is 00:04:54 This is basically just my handicap. Yeah, exactly. Anything can happen. At this point, we could get 10. Anything can happen. Ellis has prepared quite a show, so who knows what the score will be by the end of this. I'm predicting 82 points. I want to stand. I'm predicting 82 points.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I know, I'm nervous. Real quick before we get started, we have a new face behind us. Alex, our assistant to the studio manager here, has been helping us prepare this show for about two weeks now, and he's also going to be our official scorer for this good game. Because there's a lot happening. No need to pay them off, right? Silence after that one. Very interesting. All right, without further ado, let's get into it.
Starting point is 00:05:35 The first question of the game. Oh gosh, I'm so nervous. Name a popular tech YouTuber known for their in-depth... Tom Scott. Tom Scott is not on the board, I am sorry to say. That was fast, though. That brings it to... Me?
Starting point is 00:05:52 Marquez. Marquez, yeah. I think they said Mr. Who's the Boss. Mr. Who's the Boss is the fourth ranked answer... There's no way that's who you were going to say. ...giving Marquez seven points. First one on the board, baby. Score update!
Starting point is 00:06:06 David. Just kidding. Linus Tech Tips. Linus Tech Tips is the second answer on the board, giving you a whopping nine points. Wow. For not going tech. We have eight answers left on the board. Alright, Andrew, we
Starting point is 00:06:22 asked over 3,000 MKBHD fans, name a popular tech YouTuber known for their in-depth YouTube. I was like, Paul's Hardware. That's a pretty good, that's a good one. Oh, I guess it wasn't a good one. I like that answer. Paul, I support you.
Starting point is 00:06:42 I love Paul. I think you're in-depth. I'm going to try MKBHD. Paul, I support you. I love Paul. I think you're in-depth. I'm going to try MKBHD. Oh, that is correct. That is the number one answer on the board. Over 800 MKBHD fans described you as in-depth. Okay. All right. Those aren't the comments I'm reading.
Starting point is 00:06:57 That's good. I feel better now. Okay. All right. My turn? Yeah. Mr. Mobile. That's a good one. My turn? Yeah Mr. Mobile Mr. Mobile is The fifth highest answer on the board
Starting point is 00:07:11 With over a hundred MKBHD fans describing him as in-depth Sixth highest on the board Great at reading We have five more answers I have one for you David Amoe Are you just giving up's a non-zero amount
Starting point is 00:07:29 of people actually did put david ml for this question i think like 10 or 11 it did not make the top 10 answers but yes i only have four youtube videos but i appreciate you guys they are in depth they're very in depth that brings us back to that's Brownlee. I think they said Superstaff. I'm sorry. Not on the board. Wow. Interesting. Gosh.
Starting point is 00:07:54 David. iJustine. Unfortunately, iJustine did not make the final list of answers. Although, again, a non-zero amount of people put iJustine. Who do I want? Andrew? I have another one, but he doesn't do it anymore. Dieter Bone?
Starting point is 00:08:14 He doesn't have his own channel. He doesn't have his own channel, but he is still a tech. We got some Dieter Bones, but not on here. Marquez? Out of spec reviews. Oh, I've got one. Oh, sorry. Dave.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Dave 2D. Dave 2D is on there. He is the fifth highest answer on the board with almost 150 people describing him as in-depth. I'm throwing out in-depth. I think they're just naming tech YouTubers. Well, this is our Discord. No offense to Dave, but he's famously terse. So I'm going with...
Starting point is 00:08:52 What was that word? Terse. I believe it's Andrew's turn. Name a tech YouTuber. Wow. Salt. I think that's what I'm going with. Unbox third.
Starting point is 00:09:03 That's what I think is up there. What? All right. That's what I think is up there. What? All right. That was the 11th highest answer, but it is not worth any points today. I would argue not very in-depth either. I've got one. Hardware Canucks. Another one.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Really? I don't think the Disney one is still going through. Eber is a killer, dude. I think we'll go one time through, and then we can move on to the next question. I'll clear the board for you guys. So that brings us to andrew austin evans yeah he's probably on there the discord would say uh you gotta be wow sorry all right like you bleeped me uh marquez you want to take one final guess one final stab name a popular tech youtuber known for their in-depth videos let's go michael reeves oh i've
Starting point is 00:09:45 got one i've got one all right david i'll let you go one more uh snazzy q or snazzy q is the eighth highest answer on the board giving david three points quinn should probably be like the top of that at number nine with 78 votesions. The boy made it on there. That dude is in there. That's a great point. And number 10 with 38 votes, Flossy Carter. Flossy.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Who's four? Hour long video. Number four is Mr. Who's the Boss. Oh, no, no. Oh, Derek Everything. Oh, my bad. He was number seven. Oh, in-depth videos.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Okay. Four points. Oh, oh sorry i was thinking reviews but videos in general david is currently in the lead with 47 points whoa this is fast followed by marquez with 37 whoa followed by andrew at 20 we know we know correct 20 club i'm I'm sorry. There. Okay. David, Andrew, Marques, we asked over 3,000 MKBHD fans, what is the most annoying kind of person on Twitter? Marques. Spambot replies. Spambot replies are...
Starting point is 00:10:58 Wait, I thought the... Yeah, they are on there. No, they're not on there. Right there. Oh, yeah. There we go. David? Crypto people. there no they're not on there oh yeah there we go David crypto people crypto people is in fact on there with over 59 votes three Wow Andrew you on fans Elon
Starting point is 00:11:15 fans is the second highest on the board we're science no it's so you pressed the wrong one then and that's what I was thinking of saying. Oh, Elon Musk himself? I was just going to say Tesla fanboys, but that's fine. Blue checks, Elon fans, Tesla fanboys. I roped them all into one category. But yes, since it was ruined, the number one answer for what is the most annoying kind of person on Twitter
Starting point is 00:11:38 with over 300 votes is Elon Musk himself. It's just that one person. The kind of person. All right, we have seven answers left on the board. No reason to stop here. What do we got going on? What is the most annoying kind of person on Twitter? David.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Growth hack people. Sorry, no? People begging for giveaways. Giveaways? No. Marques. People who use hashtags not yet fintech people i guess that's crypto huh all right people who post way too much we did get a lot of those, but not on the board. Wow.
Starting point is 00:12:27 What about money stock? That's the same as... That's the same as... Not on our top answers, but... Well, growth hack is like growing your... Yeah. But it also said... Gary Vee himself. I was waiting for it.
Starting point is 00:12:38 No, actually, we didn't get any of those. Wow. I know. Everyone's using their mute button correctly. Hustle culture people, like hustle porn. Sigma grind set. Yeah, yeah. We did get a lot of those, but again, not on our final answer.
Starting point is 00:12:52 I need to rethink about this question. Andrew. M-K-B-H-D. You should get negative. No, but more than zero people put Ellis Roe. Photographers. I can't believe that's so low on the list. I'm surprised that's so low.
Starting point is 00:13:09 What is in between this? Aren't you supposed to say it and we're all supposed to go like, Can you go down the list now? Alright, should we? Let's do that. Number eight, our fans said, Everyone. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Really? Yep, 189 people put everyone. Maybe those wow. Really? Yep. 189 people put everyone. Maybe those people just don't like Twitter. Number seven with 161 votes were political accounts. Number six, Stan accounts. Oh, God. With 130 votes. That should be number one.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Number seven on our board were trolls. A lot of people did not like trolls. Number nine was conspiracy theorists or misinformation accounts. And number ten with 54 votes were know-it-alls.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Okay. Learned a little bit. On to the next question. All right. If you were trapped on a desert island, which tech CEO would you least want to run into? Mark Zuckerberg. Mark Zuckerberg was the second highest answer
Starting point is 00:14:17 with 713 votes. Marques, what do you got? Jeff Bezos. Jeff Bezos is in fact... Wait, no, he's not on there. What? Andrew. I guess he's not on there. What? Andrew. I guess he's not the CEO anymore.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Andrew. I'm going to say Elon. I was going to say Elon. It has to be. Elon is the number one answer on the board. Oh, come on. Elon. You was first.
Starting point is 00:14:36 I was going to say Elon, but I was like, but he could maybe like help them make a boat. I don't know. Take CEO. I ran out. Ah, sorry, Marquez. David. David. Sundar Pichai. Sundar Pich Sorry, Marquez. David. David. Sundar Pichai.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Sundar Pichai is, in fact, on there. 89 people do not want to run into Sundar Pichai. He's a great guy. He's an amazing man. Oh, now I got to remember his name. These are just the top tech CEOs. Satya Nadella. Satya Nadella is the eighth highest answer on the board.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Oh, my goodness. Just name a tech CEO. Tim Cook. I would love to see him. Tim Cook is, in fact, on there. 329 people do not want us here. Good morning. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Jensen Huang. Jensen Huang. Yeah, wow, nice. He is the last answer on the board. 30 people. I don't even know who. He's the CEO of NVIDIA. Marquez.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Marquez. Andy Jassy. Andy Jassy. Andy Jassy. A lot of people put him, but not on our board. My bad. What's going on? A hush fellow.
Starting point is 00:15:31 David. David. Linda Yaccarino. Unfortunately, did not make the list. Yeah, Elon's not even the CEO anymore. Yeah. Actually, yeah. He's the CEO of Tesla, isn't he?
Starting point is 00:15:41 Yeah, sure. That's true. Yeah, that's fair. He's a CEO. I can't believe he's a CEO. You're like, oh, he's not the Twitter CEO anymore. Yeah, that's fair. He's a CEO. You're like, Oh, he's not the Twitter CEO anymore. That means he's not a CEO.
Starting point is 00:15:48 He's got this other company. I think it was really telling that, you know, we asked 3000 people this question and 1600 of them put either Mark Zuckerberg at Elon Musk. That's because they're the two. Yeah. Zuck's not even that annoying.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Evan Spiegel. Oh, that's pretty good. Sorry. Marquez. Evan Spiegel. Oh, that's a pretty good one. Sorry, Marquez. What are the other tech companies? I feel like we already got through anime. Who's the Samsung CEO? Samsung CEO is not on here. Mostly because there are three of them.
Starting point is 00:16:18 He's also in jail for embezzlement. Which seems like a pretty hard thing to do, you know? Embezzle? I don't want to be on that guy's desert island. That's true. He's gonna do crime. I do have to do, you know? In Bezel? I don't want to be on that guy's desert island. That's true. He's going to do crime. I do have to say, you're right. Tim Cook's amazing, but I don't need to hear good morning every time I'm stuck on a desert island.
Starting point is 00:16:33 No. Yes. Hold on. We got to correct something here. Jeff Bezos was, in fact, the fourth highest answer. So I think we should award Marquez six points? Sure. Six points?
Starting point is 00:16:43 Seven. Seven points? Our bad, Marquez. I'll take them. There is one Seven. Seven points? Our bad, Marquez. I'll take them. There is one person missing from the list due to a calculation error that no one has guessed yet, but maybe David is about to guess it. Lisa Su from AMD? Ah, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:16:56 No? No. Wow. I think I'll tell you. Marquez. Marquez? Carl Pei. Carl Pei is in fact on here.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Oh, wow. That's not the O you want to hear when your name gets called. Would you least like to run into? So technically maybe we're like, well, I'd love to hang out with Carl. That's why I wouldn't buzz. No, these are just all the tech CEOs. Yeah. That people know.
Starting point is 00:17:21 I've given up. I haven't understood a CEO name you guys have said in a while yes that he's the currency of one plus instead of the old one Wow all right shall we clear out the board that is all good all right the sixth highest answer on the board was any CEO at all literally I don't want to see anyway I can be an answer okay the fifth highest answer on the board was any CEO at all. Literally, I don't want to see any. That can be an answer. Okay. The fifth highest answer on the board was Reddit CEO Steve Hoffman.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Oh, man. That one is so good. No, I'd love to see him on an island and throw him into the water. And this one I thought was really funny. I'm just kidding. In Minecraft. 40, what number is that? 45 people put Steve Jobs, with most of them adding,
Starting point is 00:18:05 if I'm seeing him, it means I'm already dead. Wow. That got dark. Yeah. It got dark, but it's a fair reason. There was one accounting error on our part, I'd just like to declare. That was 99 people saying Bill Gates as the tech CEO. He is not currently a CEO that I'm aware of.
Starting point is 00:18:27 No. His foundation? Yeah, his foundation. That's a good point. It's people just responding. So I guess we have to think like that also. We have to think like them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:34 So Elon is the top answer every time. And with that, let's move on to our next category. Okay. Marques, Andrew, David. We asked over 3,000 MKBHD fans. Name an app everyone hates.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Marques. Twitter. Twitter is the number one answer on the board with 765 votes. Marques again. Instagram. Instagram is the third highest number on there. Andrew.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Reddit is the sixth highest answer on the board. David. Wow, this is going fast. Snapchat. Did not. Oh, jeez. I don't even have it, so I guess I can live without it. Facebook. Facebook is the second highest answer on the board. I have not
Starting point is 00:19:24 had that for like 15 years. I'm living without it right now. Your parents, though. You're right. Facebook Messenger. I hate Facebook. My mom in the Discord right now. Also remember, a large part of our audience lives outside. WhatsApp.
Starting point is 00:19:39 WhatsApp is on there. Kind of gave that one to you. That's how it goes. David. Google Maps. Google Maps is not on there. Kind of gave that one to you. That's how it goes. David. Google Maps. Google Maps is not on here. Oh, geez. Apple Maps. Apple Maps is also not on here. Marques.
Starting point is 00:19:51 It's going so fast. Telegram. Telegram. I love it. It's a great app. Noah. I can't make that joke. Next.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Everyone hates. Everyone hates. Everyone hates. Marques. Your banking app. Banking apps are on here as the seventh highest answer also uh marquez didn't let me finish the uh question i didn't uh it's name an app everyone hates but no one can live without right marquez should have marquez uh your utility company app i don't have that i have a
Starting point is 00:20:19 power company like cable sorry it's awful um i hate it um mastodon's not on there i'm saying master name an app healthcare insurance no unfortunately you know jesus i think it might be youtube uh no everyone loves youtube oh WeChat. WeChat. No, dissidents are not allowed to post. No. I mean, which... Sorry, Andrew. Spotify. No.
Starting point is 00:20:52 I want to look at my phone so bad right now. Apple Music. No. All of them because I don't want a smartphone. No, that's a good guess, but unfortunately... We have a... The phone app. Oh my gosh, the phone app is the 11th highest thing.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Again, 76 people. Marques. Messages. Another one... iMessage. Not on the board, but 51 responses with messages. Wow, nobody hates... I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:23 WhatsApp's on there. Andrew. Email? Gmail. I'll give it to you with Gmail. responses with messages wow nobody hates i don't know hey whatsapp's on there email gmail i'll give it to you with gmail it's on there i think that yeah that's a good one actually uh stock apps stock apps you didn't put it up there apple mail uh nobody knows that nobody some people i know use uh unfortunately 39 people put their default email client jesus lord you don't have to use it you can use other stuff a lot of people don't know that i don't know like work chat so like teams or slack the 10th highest answer on the board was microsoft office i'm gonna give that to you just because Teams sucks so bad.
Starting point is 00:22:06 But Office isn't Teams. Is Teams not part of Office? Teams is part of Office, but it's not. Ben, I'm giving it to you. It's not part of it. I get what you're going for. I would give this to... No, I'd give it to Andrew. I'm giving it to Andrew.
Starting point is 00:22:20 You can have the point. Let's reveal the last two that we haven't got. Wow. All right. At number eight with 102 votes, we have the Alarm app. Fair. No one likes waking up. That should have been number one.
Starting point is 00:22:35 I think the Alarm apps are usually pretty good on most phones. No, they're annoying, though. I hate it, but I have to use it. I mean, I guess. And at number five with with 167 TikToks. Wow. I thought most people loved TikTok. No, I agree.
Starting point is 00:22:52 They hate it, but they can't live without it. I hate how much I love it. I hate how much they use it. I don't have it, so whatever. Wow. I can't believe we didn't say TikTok. I suck. I suck.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Wow. I suck at this game. Well, folks. That's okay. As our contestants continue to eat. I gotta shut out one round. Yeah, fair. As our contestants continue to eat dirt, we're going to take a quick commercial break. We'll be right back with more Waveform Survey Game after this.
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Starting point is 00:24:18 The WSG, baby. So we had a little judges scoring meeting during the commercial break, and we decided we're going to adjust the flow of the game a little bit. For audio listeners, there might be a lot of chaos going on. Of course, we ran a practice version of this game, and it was like a third as chaotic as you guys.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Our specialty. As this mustache falls off my face once again, here's how we're going to do it. We're going to have a buzz-in round when the question is first asked. After two times through the order, we're going to go back to popcorn
Starting point is 00:24:54 and try to clear the board. Marquez currently has 92. David has 67. What? And Andrew has 55. No way. I thought I did a little better.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Wait, really? Huh. You got to get those top answers. All right. Top answers are worth a lot. There's a big difference between the top and the bottom. Holy crap. All right.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I'm saying Elon every time. We asked over 3,000 MKBHD fans, name a piece of technology that changed the way. The iPod. The iPod is, in fact, the top answer on the board with 930 votes. That brings us to Andrew.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Hi-Fi headphones? That's a bad way of saying that? Very good headphones? I'm not going to give it to you. I'm sorry, Marques. I'm trying to, I have a bunch of answers in my head.
Starting point is 00:25:49 I want to pick the highest one. I'm going to go with streaming music. Streaming services is the third highest answer on the board. 365 people put that down. What is above? I'm going to go with Bluetooth. Bluetooth, true wireless headphones, or AirPods all would have been
Starting point is 00:26:05 acceptable for the second highest answer with 710 of our fans great answer great answer that's right andrew back to you lossless you changed the way we listen to music spotify still doesn't have that there's still there's other things other than Spotify. There are? Well, streaming is, that's what it is. Yeah, I'm going to go just The Zune. The Zune is the 10th highest answer on the board with 26 people putting it.
Starting point is 00:26:39 It changed the way I listen to music, so it's got to be up there. All right, and with that, we've gone twice around the circle. Is it popcorn? David begins the popcorn. The smartphone. The smartphone is the fifth highest answer on the board.
Starting point is 00:26:54 63 people. Thanks, guys. For the smartphone. Appreciate you. Marquez. Marquez, what do you got? TikTok. Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:02 That's a great answer. Unfortunately, I did not see a single person put it but i like the way you think interesting and i agree with you andrew the radio sorry andrew smart speakers smart speakers did not make it on the list smartphones okay David the CD player the CD is on there as the sixth highest answer 45 fans of the compact disc in our audience David again records vinyl records are in fact the eighth highest answer on the board the radio not on radio not on this? Noise cancelling headphones. ANC is answer number seven. The MP3 player?
Starting point is 00:27:54 You know what? I'll give it to you. The third highest answer on the board is MP3 compression. Let's go. Because we have nerds in our audience. We sure do. Wow.
Starting point is 00:28:04 And that means there's only one left up there. There's only one left, and I will tell you... Tape players. People did put cassette tapes, but not enough to make it on the board. This last... This last answer is dumb. Marquez. Marquez.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Music artists. Our ears. What? Our ears. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Andrew, Andrew I'm gonna get to you like it's not enough to make the board but people were putting ears I was like reading that just like piece of technology what anyway Andrew instruments oh that's actually I like that answer headphones i said that already but the uh electronic music could be up there like edm instruments i'm giving you credit this sucks piece of technology oh um david david the computer no unfortunately marquez marquez the internet no it's dumb i'll do one more pop are we not gonna get it i don't know
Starting point is 00:29:06 truly a miracle if one of us gets this one podcasts sorry that's right all right all of my answers whatever it's number nine anyway the ninth highest answer on the board with 27 people putting it in 27 were speakers oh i said smart speakers that's very yeah you did more than the zune huh what maybe i should have given it to smart speakers that's why he said dumb oh yeah ah clever yeah that's true that's not why he said dumb speakers i guess no i just thought it was a stupid answer sorry Sorry, 27 people who put that. Dang. I guess I should have put that.
Starting point is 00:29:48 One of us probably should have said that. That is a great round. Let's move on to something. And vinyl records were above speakers, so. That's wild. Yeah. Same with the CD player. The radio's not on there, but speakers and vinyls are. The radio is not on there.
Starting point is 00:29:59 That's funny. All right, this is a pretty interesting one. That's going to really require you to get in the head of our audience. Okay. Is that a pun? No. Okay. Neuralink?
Starting point is 00:30:15 Number one answer? Elon? Elon. All right, guys. We asked over 3,000 MKBHD fans. Name an Apple product that doesn't exist yet, but you really want it to. The Vision Pro? Should I listen to the whole question?
Starting point is 00:30:32 No, that was the whole question. Oh, no, I guess it is. Wait, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apple Car. Yeah, that's going to be there. Oh, David, I am so sorry. That is the sixth highest answer on the board.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Thank you. I apologize. Let me give you that. Technically doesn't exist yet, but okay. Yeah. Yeah. That works. It works. Here's the thing. Is that what they're talking about? Who knows? They put Apple glasses. I don't know what that means. I don't think that counts.
Starting point is 00:30:58 They're talking about the like... Oh, come on. I think it counts. Listen, like I said, I can't provide any additional context on these questions because i'm just telling you what the people said andrew is going to be the highest though i think i don't know yeah that is the top answer on the board 477 people want that for some reason all right taking it to marquez i'm again tossing tossing up between two so i'm just gonna pick one the i'm gonna pick the folding ip. Folding iPhone is the number two answer on the board.
Starting point is 00:31:26 That's the one that I really want. 235 people agree with me. Back to David. Dang. That's good. Goodness gracious. Take me through your thoughts. What's going through your head right now?
Starting point is 00:31:44 Maybe a physical Apple TV. That is the third highest on the board. 171. Nice. Wow. Okay. Yeah, not bad. All right, guys, we're steaming.
Starting point is 00:31:56 I'm happy for you for the card thing. M3. Come on, how is that not one of the top 10? That's the next chip. what major categories have they not gotten it doesn't exist yet but you really want it to that implies i'll let you know something here two of the things on this list have already existed have already existed they are not current apple product what happens so you can't elaborate any further? No, that's what I was... I mean, I was thinking that too. I'm going to say printer.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Printer is the fifth highest answer on this thing. And now we eat popcorn because that was two rounds. PDA. No, but that is a good answer. They have the Newton. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Router? Wait. They did have like no it's not on here they did it was the air i would i would airport i would buy an apple printer i i would yeah are you kidding bro you should have seen us trying to get the studio display to work in here the last thing i want is an Apple printer. Really? I think they could make a decent one. David. A gaming monitor? Gaming monitor? No. No way!
Starting point is 00:33:15 Camera. That is a great one. That is a really good one. Gaming console is in fact on here. 121. Good answer. Never mind, i'll tell you after david a gaming controller unfortunately now marquez marquez a gaming pc what they already do bro discord would Our Discord would say gaming PC. Shoes. Shoes. No, that's my favorite answer so far. I don't know, man. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Before we keep going, what's in the Apple shoes, David? Bluetooth, low energy. Siri. Literally think about the Apple Health integrations. Also, wait. Andrew. Group challenges. Wait.
Starting point is 00:34:00 No. Oh, God. Marquez. Marquez. I think a, wow, just blank. Oh, God. Marquez. Marquez. I think a, wow, just blank. Oh, a smart home display. That is the eighth highest answer on the board. 97 people are looking for that. That's a great one.
Starting point is 00:34:13 They would immediately sell a bazillion of those. I can't wait until DubDub next year. It's just this list. That would be sick. Yeah, apples. They're like, thank you. Oh, you want it? Oh, yeah. I think i'm starting man we're down to
Starting point is 00:34:29 the last two yeah the ninth and tenth most popular andrew social media app oh god can you sorry can you imagine remember we're trying here itunes ping yeah oh i do remember that. iTunes. Marquez. Wired headphones. I mean, they still sell those. I'm going to wrap up this one. EarPods. The ninth highest answer on the board was AirPower.
Starting point is 00:35:02 People really, really wish. That's really good. Thank you, Discord Discord for saying that. The 10th highest answer with 61 votes was affordable products. I thought about saying a cheap iPhone, but technically we have the iPhone SE, but I think they would
Starting point is 00:35:18 just say a cheap version of insert expensive product here, and I didn't know which one to pick. That's a great answer. Andrew, Apple Car was great, even though I went first. Alright, let's meet our contestants. Andrew, where are you from? That'd be fun, actually. And is it true you have
Starting point is 00:35:33 eaten nine plus Taco Bell tacos in one sitting? Easy. Multiple times. This morning. Alright, let's play the game. I'd be nervous if you didn't all right contestants we asked over 3 000 mkbhd fans what is the best way to stop yourself from being hacked david david a um two-factor authentication two-factor authentication is the second highest one on
Starting point is 00:36:01 the board it had 603 votes nice password manager that is the sick highest i was gonna actually flip something at that a really really good password that is the third highest answer on the board 358 people put that okay um encryption i shouldn't have said that. Unless it's on there. Yeah. Sorry, Dave. Andrew. Don't be stupid. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Don't be stupid is the ninth highest answer on the board with, guess what, 69 votes. Nice. Nice, guys. I guess number one might be an authenticator app. Uh, authenticator app is the eighth highest on the board. What the heck is number one? 78 people. Security key.
Starting point is 00:36:49 And that brings us to David for the third time, meaning we have entered the popcorn stage. What's the best way to stop yourself from being hacked? Marques. Not having an account in the first place. I'm going to give it to you. The number one answer for how not to get hacked is to go off grid slash disconnect.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Wow. That is the number one way. 645 people. Wow. They took it literally. They took it very literally. Wow. What's the best way to stop yourself?
Starting point is 00:37:19 All right. We got a few more answers left on this board. Let's not leave them there for long, folks. Andrew. Don't click links. Don't click suspicious links with 102 answers. I feel like both of those are kind of
Starting point is 00:37:31 good answers. Don't be dumb and don't click links are pretty similar, but yeah. I mean, all of these are under don't be dumb. David. Don't be a boomer. I was just thinking don't be X amount of years old stop yourself from being hacked
Starting point is 00:37:50 this one was a good one I kind of want to say don't be important enough Marquez don't be a target sorry Marquez stop yourself from being hacked Hack them first People did put that
Starting point is 00:38:11 But it's not on the board Use a VPN Use a VPN is the fifth highest answer I feel like the other ones are probably just like Don't something very specific Marquez Don't open files that have terrible suspicious
Starting point is 00:38:27 extension file extensions. We put that with click suspicious links. That's how we download something. Same idea. David. Don't sign up for stupid Stop making Stop signing up for stuff.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Sorry, David. Don't tell anyone your password that's under don't be stupid yeah yeah all right should we i think we can move on all right the 10th highest one on the board was change your password frequently oh i didn't yeah it's a pretty good one wasn't that don't be stupid sounds like i should get some more points. No, I'm calling it here. We're giving it to Andrew. This was a scorer's error. We should have lumped these together.
Starting point is 00:39:09 With 128 votes, it was Be Cautious slash Use Common Sense. Wait, why wasn't that already lumped together? Probably should have been. Don't Be Stupid and Use Common Sense? Yeah, that's what he's saying. It should have been lumped together. Oh. No, I'm calling it here,
Starting point is 00:39:25 mostly because I am literally just sweating so much in my velour tuxedo right now. Okay. How many points do I get for that? 120. You get four. Okay. Four points.
Starting point is 00:39:38 All right. New mustache applied. Let's go. We asked over 3,000 MKBHD fans, name a file type that you hate. DocX. I'm going to give it to you. Second highest answer was.doc.
Starting point is 00:39:54 It's the same as.doc. It's the same. Microsoft Word. Zip. Yeah. Zip is the seventh highest answer on the board. I agree with that. PDF.
Starting point is 00:40:07 PDF is our number one answer, people. I thought you were going to go straight photo. I was going to say, but I actually kind of like PDFs. Me too. Wow, that's what I was going to say. Give me JPEG. JPEG is the sixth highest answer on this board. RAR. Oh, yes. RAR is the ninth highest answer on this board. RAR.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Oh, yes. RAR is the ninth highest answer on the board. 66. That should be higher. I think, I'm scared I'm going to get it wrong. Is it WebP? WebP is the fifth highest answer on there, and it is annoying.
Starting point is 00:40:36 The worst. That should be number one. I want to save this photo. Why can't I import it into anything? MOV. Or MP4, like a into anything? MOV. Or MP4. Like a video file. MKV.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Yeah, I was just going to name files I hate working with. Don't see MKV on the board. I'm sorry. Wave. Nope, it's an easy file type. Oh my gosh. I know, I like it too. It's just a PDF.
Starting point is 00:41:02 XLS. What? XLS is the third highest answer on the board. David. David. XML. XML, while it is annoying, is not on our list. Marquez.
Starting point is 00:41:14 CSV. CSV is the eighth highest on our list with 78 people putting it. What's wrong with CSE files? It's like a borderline of text files. It's fine to work with. It's just nobody likes working with them. Andrew. text yeah i was gonna say that uh 35 votes but not on the list my friend i'm sorry did someone just try to buzz okay there we go dot aixx dot what aiss sorry oh aiss wait what aiss I don't even know that one. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:41:45 What is it? You mean A-I-F or A-I-F-F? It's A-I something something. What are you talking about? It's an audio format. Oh, A-I-F-F. F-F, my bad. All good.
Starting point is 00:41:58 It's not up there, I guess. David. Photoshop file. PSD. Photoshop document. PSD. PSD. Unfortunately. Photoshop document. AI. Oh, like Illustrator?
Starting point is 00:42:08 Illustrator, yeah. No. I guess. Marquez. Marquez. PNG is not up there. PNG is the 10th highest answer on the board. What is wrong with PNG?
Starting point is 00:42:16 That is the best. I don't know. They're lossless. It's come down to name files. And it has transparent backgrounds. They're actually lossless. It's literally the meme form. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:42:24 You wouldn't have memes without PNG. Here's what I'm going to say. I'm so annoyed. About this last answer on the file. And it has transparent backgrounds. It's literally the meme form. It's amazing. You wouldn't have memes without PNG. Here's what I'm going to say about this last answer on the board. PNG is frustrating for some people because not all softwares know what to do with an alpha layer. And a JPEG is not going to have one of those. It can just
Starting point is 00:42:39 run through anything. Sure. This last file is also a photophile type. Andrew. GIFif that not very many programs know how to handle oh and one of the most you know i'm just gonna leave it raw david no but good answer did you say psd he said i said psd he said photoshop and i said raw um i'm trying to think of a gimp it file. It's not a TIFF file either. Marquez. It's not up there. The GIMP file format.
Starting point is 00:43:11 What is the GIMP or the Pixelmator file format? It's neither of those. I'll do one or two more popcorns and then I'll reveal it. It's a photo type? It's a photo file and it has annoyed me personally in the past. And Andrew's not going to get it. And it's not WebP.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Not because of you, but because of your lifestyle. I was going to say PDF. You said Andrew's going to get it? He's not going to get it. PDFs are great. They're not annoying. It's not a GIF. What about my lifestyle?
Starting point is 00:43:39 Web 3P? We already said WebP. All right, let's reveal it. What does Marques know about photo files that I don't? I'm going to know this. I'm going to know this. I'm going to know this. It is.heic, which is the iPhone.
Starting point is 00:43:52 I don't know what that is. It's the internal iPhone photo file type. Oh, I hate that so much. Yeah. Every iPhone photo. Bro. And Andrew's a Pixel user for those. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:44:00 You airdrop a photo from your iPhone to your MacBook, you try to post it to Twitter, it's like, I don't know what this is. You're like. Exactly. Freaking hell. You airdrop a photo from your iPhone to your MacBook, you try to post it to Twitter, it's like, I don't know what this is! Exactly. Freaking hell! You gotta convert that? So annoying! That's a good answer. That's why it's up there. 149 people feel the same way as you do. I agree with you guys.
Starting point is 00:44:17 I was pretty offended by that. I was like, Marques edits thumbnails in Final Cut. What do I not know that he knows? Why you gotta dox me? Why you gotta dox me? Yeah, I was trying to be like, why you gotta dox me? Because I'm very embarrassed during this show, so I need to get somebody else to do it.
Starting point is 00:44:31 I was like, no, that makes Andrew, Andrew's not dumb, he just doesn't have an iPhone. Whoever said PDF? How do I say that? I'm jealous because I was going to say PDF. You guys are brilliant. All right, let's throw it to one more commercial break
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Starting point is 00:46:11 Welcome to the Waveform Survey Game. WSG. Welcome back to WSG Chicago. I'm your host. Today is 65 and sunny. Just kidding. It's 100 mother-freaking degrees out here. And here I am in a tuxedo.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Alright, so we're gonna do one or two more questions, and then we're gonna do our little final mini-game to wrap everything up. The physical challenge. The physical challenge. You guys bought your life jackets, right? It was on Notion. Alright, so... We'll do one last score update before the last session.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Oh, yes. How could I forget? Alex, would you please give us an update to the game score? We saw the winner always wants to know. Yeah. Just so we know where we stand. Currently in the lead, we have Marquez with 177 points. Wow.
Starting point is 00:47:00 In second place, we have David with 134 points. Lordy. And in third place, we have Andrew. Please be over 100. With 110 points. I almost said that. I don't think I can name all the planets. Our audience, we asked 3,000 MKBHD members, what are the planets?
Starting point is 00:47:19 There's 10 on the board, and there's only nine planets. Number one answer. I cannot name any of them. Number two, all of them. So. Number two. All of them. My first 10-pointer. All of them.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Number two is all of them. All right. 69 people said the sun. We don't know why. The James Webb Space Telescope is the number four answer. The Tesla orbiting Mars. David, Andrew, Marques. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:46 We asked over 3,000 MKBHD fans, name a job that doesn't require Wi-Fi. David. Construction worker. Construction worker is the number one answer with 514 responses, which brings us to Andrew. Garbage man. Garbage can. Garbage can. No good job. Trash collector. Nice. garbage man garbage can't the garbage can't job trash collector nice is the fifth highest answer with over a hundred and people doesn't require wi-fi a job wow i marquez i'm cutting you off soon
Starting point is 00:48:20 teacher i don't think i don't know i'll give it to you teacher is the eighth highest on the board teachers my mom was a teacher for like 30 years she used a computer every day i can probably think of a good reason she had to use a computer every day i i i didn't put these here think like the discord think like the discord okay carpenter that's kind of i carpenter was put but i looped it in with construction unfortunately they're different my dad did carpentry but not construction janitor janitor is the third highest trash collector no it's not that's a totally different job it's all about scale i'm gonna go truck driver because that's not Wi-Fi. That's cellular.
Starting point is 00:49:07 It's pretty good. Dang. Nope. Great point. It means it's wrong. Painter. Painter slash artist is the sixth highest answer on the board. Andrew.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Athlete. No. Also, before we keep going, I just want to say there were so many answers that had the caveat of like, oh, it's data, not Wi-Fi. It was like Uber driver. I was like, okay, you're clever. Next. Anyway. We're popping.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Uber driver. Not a top answer, unfortunately. All right. Marquez. Marquez. I'm going pilot. People did put pilot. Not a top answer.
Starting point is 00:49:51 Marquez. Marquez againquez again flight attendant flight attendant also a common answer not a top one there's no wi-fi up there god yeah there is it's so bad security worker like security person good guess not on there andrew landscaping that's the same as construction. No, it's not! What in the world? Landscaping. You cannot tell me that landscaping is different from construction, but a carpenter is not! I could name a thousand ways they're different. So I
Starting point is 00:50:18 lumped landscaping, gardening, and farming into one agricultural answer with 208 votes, and farming into one agricultural answer with 208 votes, making it the second highest answer on the board. Way to go, Andrew. I can see farmer, but...
Starting point is 00:50:32 I can't even... I'm gonna have to... Building the house, cutting the grass. David. Doctor. Doctor is not on here. I'm sorry. I was thinking that before.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Marquez. Marquez. Any factory worker. Not on here. Should we... David. Marquez. Marquez. Any factory worker. Not on here. Should we... David. David. Scuba diver.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Don't... That is so funny. I wish that was on here. Andrew. Andrew. Zookeeper. I like where he heads at. Marquez.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Pirate. Pirate. Come on. Somebody said pirate. Somebody did say pirate. Thank you. You don't play CFP? Landlord. Wait.
Starting point is 00:51:16 Marquez. That's not a job. I'm just kidding. This is a real answer. Lawyer? No. Two more. Man.
Starting point is 00:51:23 I don't know. Yeah. Marquez. Marquez. Two more. Man. They've been emailing all the time. Yeah. Marquez. Marquez. Fashion model. What? That's a job. Yeah, you don't need Wi-Fi.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Yeah, no, it's definitely a job. You don't need Wi-Fi for that. Photographer. Some people put it was not a top answer. Oh, we're really going to. This answer's musician. I included musician and artist with painter oh but uh why don't we clear the board we've had enough right let's see number seven answer with 47 people
Starting point is 00:51:53 putting it was letter carrier slash mailman okay yeah that should have been the fourth highest answer was barista slash chef oh i can't believe I didn't say that. Barista's a rough one now because of how many mobile orders they get. But also teachers on the board. Barista chef is a good one. It's weird that that's on there. Chef is a great one. Alright, do we want to do...
Starting point is 00:52:16 No, that's it. Not all of them have ten answers. Oh, okay. We have ten answers on the board. answers. Oh, okay. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. We have 10 answers on the board. 10. Contestants, we asked over 3,000 MKBHD fans, what feature would you not buy a phone without? David. Texting.
Starting point is 00:52:42 I need to confirm. Messaging. I need to confirm. The seventh highest answer on the board with 154 votes was iMessage. What? Which is a stretch. Regular messaging? It's the same as Carpentry. But we are going to give it to you.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Which brings us to Andrew. That's crazy. Wireless charging. What? That's pretty good. That's crazy. Wireless charging. What? That's a pretty good one. Oh. Unfortunately, no. Camera.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Good camera is the top answer on the board. Oh, wow. Nice. Sorry. With, yeah, 626 votes. Nice. Back to David. Mobile data.
Starting point is 00:53:23 That is correct. 198. Really? People put mobile data? Back to David. Mobile data. That is correct. 198 people. Really? People put mobile data? This is what... Yeah, because that's the question. There are phones without cellular service? Yeah, I was about to be like...
Starting point is 00:53:34 No, because no one would buy them. Exactly! I mean, that's what I was going to say. A screen. Say it. It's up there. It's definitely up there. I didn't say anything.
Starting point is 00:53:44 I bet it's up there. It's still your turn. I didn't say anything. I bet it's up there. It's still your turn. Good battery. That's what I was going to say. That's a good answer. Yep, that is the sixth highest answer on the board. Which means I'm the last one. I will go good screen.
Starting point is 00:53:58 I'm blind. That is the second highest answer on the board. What? 599 people want a good display on your phone yeah for sure high refresh rate high refresh rate is the third highest on the board wow marquez usbc that's good they just don't care andrew headphone jack no i like someone wants to put that i'm sure what facetime no way come on discord wow fast charging am i crazy wireless charging wasn't on there either yeah wow wow wow good haptics somebody will appreciate i guess not we have yeah um streaming music
Starting point is 00:54:48 did anybody okay i'm just gonna say it for the meme because someone might have said it headphone jack i said that already oh man i just want to say i cleaned up this data and all the answers you guys are giving people did put but it just wasn't the top answers. Man, okay. I can't believe... All right. Okay, big feature. The phone app, or like a phone feature.
Starting point is 00:55:09 You... Marquez. All right. I think it's a more general answer, like Android. Android is, in fact, the ninth highest answer. iOS.
Starting point is 00:55:19 It's there. You answered that already. No, I... Sort of. I said messaging. They were generous. They were generous. I didn't even see iOS was there.
Starting point is 00:55:29 How is texting not even on there? Three answers left on the board. I guess a feature. What does my phone do? Makes phone calls. Marquez. Making phone calls. That's the phone. I already said the phone app.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Are we going to be... Wi-Fi? Wi-Fi is the highest answer on the board. Bluetooth slash Wi-Fi? Bluetooth slash Wi-Fi.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Those are not even remotely similar services. David, I'd watch it if I were you. There's three of us and only one of you. What? There's two left. There's two answers left. One of them is pretty high up there. Somewhere between high refresh rate. In our Discord, I'm not shocked to say that.
Starting point is 00:56:12 So this was on Discord for about 48 hours and then it was unleashed to Twitter. I don't know how wireless charging is not on this. Airdrop? That's insane. That's a good one. Wait, wait, wait. Does that?
Starting point is 00:56:27 No? Really? I think so. Everyone's not relying on that. NFC? NFC is the answer. Oh, wait. So AirDrop doesn't work off NFC.
Starting point is 00:56:36 AirDrop's not NFC? No. It's not. No, it's Bluetooth Direct. It's Bluetooth. It's Wi-Fi Direct and Bluetooth Low Energy. Yeah, Wi-Fi Direct. Thank you, guys. All right. One last answer. It's Wi-Fi Direct and Bluetooth Low Energy. Thank you, guys.
Starting point is 00:56:45 All right. One last answer. Can I get it? Wow. Mobile wallet. No. Okay. I can't quite put my finger on this.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Fingerprint reader. It was, yeah, biometric unlock. Or face unlock. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Great job.
Starting point is 00:57:04 That's high on the list. I can't believe people don't care about wireless charging i was shocked that a lot of people didn't put wireless charging but it was not there's no way people are more excited about nfc then that's not the question though nfc is the last oh that's true yeah future you would not buy a phone without that means guys i don't know if you knew this bluetooth and wi-fi are not the same thing i mean david there's a couple things out there that are god all right whatever david whatever cellular service is a dumb thing but i guessed it so i guess i'll take it it's a feature all right so we're about to wrap up the game yeah but first we're going to enter what i call uh-oh the rapid round oh shoot because this isn't rapid no here's how this're going to enter what I call the rapid round. Oh, shoot.
Starting point is 00:57:45 This isn't rapid. Here's how this is going to work. There's going to be a 25-second timer. You're going to hear our normal trivia guessing music. Each one of you, one at a time, is going to have 25 seconds to give one answer for five questions. So I'm going to go question, answer, question, answer, question, answer, question, answer. Then I'm going to ask the next one of you...
Starting point is 00:58:08 Five different questions? Five same questions. So you're trying to get higher answers on the board than everyone else. And just to shake things up, double points. Are you allowed to repeat someone else's answer when you go after them? Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:22 So going first is kind of... Going first is important, which is why we're going to give it to Andrew, who currently has 142 points. Andrew's in third place, right? And then me. Oh, right. Yes. Then David. Then Marquez. Again,
Starting point is 00:58:37 these are double points. I'm sorry. These are double points. That was me apologizing to our scorer, Alex. Well, just take the normal points and then double them. Big brain. Yeah, facts. You know, David, when you're right, you're right. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:54 So you will not need your buttons for this round. All right. Please do not hit your buttons for this round. I like that we have to physically move them away from us to not hit them. I know, I just had the impulse control. Yeah. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Andrew, how are you feeling? Horrible. If you'd like to skip a question, say pass, and we'll get to it. You'll come back? Yeah, we'll come back to it at the end. So 25 seconds, five questions. 25 seconds, five questions. Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:59:23 Let's do this. Boom, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum. Name an operating system you cannot trust. 25 seconds, five questions. Are you ready? Let's do this. Name an operating system you cannot trust. Windows. Name a college that good programmers graduate from. Stanford. Name a product that never works. Printers.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Name a tech product that spends almost all of its time in your car? It's pass. What is the worst password someone could choose? Password. Name a tech product. Oh, and that's time. Excellent job, Andrew. Four out of five questions. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:56 All right, David, how do you feel? Are you ready for our rapid round? I forgot. All right. Four of the questions. Here we go. All right. Uh, if you guess something that Andrew has already guessed, I will buzz.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Okay. And you will be able to answer that question again. Okay. If you choose not to answer it, you can say pass and we will double back. Okay. Ready? Yep. Name an operating system you can't trust.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Linux. Name a college that good programmers graduate from. Berkeley. Name a product that good programmers graduate from. Berkeley. Name a product that never works. Bluetooth headphones. Name a tech product that spends almost all its time in your car. Pass. What is the worst password someone could choose?
Starting point is 01:00:40 Hunter 2. Good one. What? Marques. I got screwed on that didn't i was actually sad that i didn't say that because i thought it was so funny but you know most people would use it though i don't oh but i think we're the only ones it's a really old meme it's the kanya password okay no it's a Warcraft thing. I thought it was RuneScape. I thought it was RuneScape, yeah. Is that what that is?
Starting point is 01:01:11 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a RuneScape meme. Dog! It's like, oh, look, RuneScape has, like, an anti-password thing, so you can't get hacked. Look, I'm typing my password, and they just type star, star, star, star, and then right under it, the person's like, Hunter 2, and then it's like, he gets hacked. star. And then right under it, the person's like Hunter 2. And then it's like he gets hacked.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Jesus. Yeah. All right. Marques. You said Windows. You said Linux. I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything.
Starting point is 01:01:32 All right. Mac, are you ready, Marques? I'm ready. Mac, how are you feeling? I, having a third, it's tough going third, but I'll be okay. You get more context at least. Yeah. I think second is a good spot.
Starting point is 01:01:44 And you have more time to think. A lot. Because there's a couple questions that I just still... I'm forgetting my answers as you talk, so this is perfect. This is good. Marcus, whenever you're ready,
Starting point is 01:01:53 I'll do it. I'm ready. All right. Name an operating... Okay. Name a college that good programmers graduate from. Caltech?
Starting point is 01:02:02 Name a product that never works. Siri. Name a tech product that spends almost all its time in your car. Car charger. And finally, what is the worst password someone could choose? 1, 2, 3, 4. No, no, no. All zeros. All zeros. All zeros. Alright. I would have said 1, 2, 3,
Starting point is 01:02:20 4, 5. I think that's a good one. Birthday. The car one. Totally blanked on that one. Yeah, me too. I wanted to say phone like 10 times and that's what I was birthday the car one would totally blanked on that one yeah i was i wanted to say phone like 10 times that's what i was gonna say like radio is still a tech product right yeah it's weird it's all weird though because it's part of your car i know so it feels like not a tech product just the car like gps but nobody uses those dedicated gps like software i should have just said phone my phone is in my car a lot yeah but it's with you more yeah it spends all of its time in your car is that what the question
Starting point is 01:02:51 was yeah spends almost all of its time in your car i think both you and i didn't even say car chargers good i did i passed did you i passed and tried to come back and was just gonna say phone as a throwaway but you guys you can't hit your oh i didn't hit it. Oh, sorry. I was fidgeting with mine. You were spamming it. Sorry. I have a bad feeling, Marques. When you... This isn't on the pot, I'm guessing. But you were like, one, two, three.
Starting point is 01:03:13 No, no, no, no. Zeros. And now I'm like... It makes me think your first one was better than your second. One, two, three. One, two, three, four, five is better than zero, zero, zero, zero.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Or maybe the question is four numbers and maybe they'll give it to you. I mean, 1, 2, 3, 4 is the obvious one, but I feel like more people have actively had all zeros. I don't know. It's like a famous one.
Starting point is 01:03:38 I don't know which one I'll say. You said password. That's a good one. Password. And you said hunter 2. Which is kind of a meme one. You have some points for it. Yeah. I can't think of any other card text. I think 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 is really good. Is there any other card text?
Starting point is 01:03:51 The card one is that is where do you stop? What did you say for card text? We both skipped. I passed and then was just going to say phone because I couldn't think of it. Phone charger was a really good one because there's literally nowhere else that would go. Yeah. But everyone just uses regular usbc cables now instead of a separate phone charger because cars have actual although most people
Starting point is 01:04:10 don't have new cars so i guess that's true all right we've calculated our scores you guys did really really well in in fast in that round right so should. Should we break down everyone's thing? Alright. David, we asked you what's an operating system you can't trust? You said Linux. That was the second highest answer on our board. We asked you what's a college
Starting point is 01:04:37 good programmers graduate from? You said Berkeley. That was the seventh highest answer on the board. Nobody's from California around here. Just saying. I'm from California around here. Just saying. I'm from California, David. Thank you, Ellis. Me and you.
Starting point is 01:04:48 David, then we asked you, name a product, name a tech product that never works. You said Bluetooth headphones. Yeah. That was a good last minute, yeah. The fifth highest answer on the board. It's not terrible. Pulled it out. Nice.
Starting point is 01:05:00 You passed the car question, which took you to the worst password. You put Hunter 2, the old World of... Was it World of Warcraft or RuneScape? We found out it's just an old chat room. It's like really old IRC or something. It looks similar. It's a meme. That was the ninth highest answer on the board.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Thank you, guys. Wow. David, you finished out the game with 209 points. That's a lot of points. Not terrible. That's a lot of smarts. Also a lot of points, but's a lot of points. Not terrible. That's a lot of smarts. Also a lot of points, but also a lot of points.
Starting point is 01:05:30 Ah! Yeah. He's excited. Andrew, we asked you to name an operating system you can't trust. You said Windows. That was the number one answer
Starting point is 01:05:40 on the board. Nice job, Andrew. You're going to really slide ahead on this one. We asked you to name a college that good programmers graduate from. You're going to really slide ahead on this one. We asked you, name a college that good programmers graduate from.
Starting point is 01:05:46 You said Stanford, second highest answer on the board. Nice job. We asked you, name a piece of technology that never works. You said printer.
Starting point is 01:05:54 That, of course, was the number one answer on the board. This is double jeopardy. Going first. I wish I answered the car i wish i took this more seriously because i forgot it was double points i was just playing with you guys you also chose not to answer the car one i didn't choose to you said pass that's a hard question
Starting point is 01:06:18 you chose you said thank you i also chose i can't wait to see the list of that one. We said, we asked you, what's the worst password someone could choose? You said password. That was the number one answer MKBHD fans gave. That huge. That gave you a final score this season of 220 points, beating David by 11. Wow.
Starting point is 01:06:42 Mark, I just had to really mess this up. There is a slight advantage to the game, though, because three number ones. What? Yeah, three number ones. That's about as good as you can possibly be. No, I said you have the chance to mess this up. Yeah, but you got double points on all three of those.
Starting point is 01:06:53 Yeah, yeah. I killed it. I rule. Yeah, you do. You might have passed me. Redemption. We'll have to see. That was actually a good redemption, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Marques, are you ready? Yeah. Marques, we asked you, name an operating system you can't trust. You said Android. That was the third highest on the board. Okay. Then we asked you, name a college good programmers graduate from.
Starting point is 01:07:16 You said Caltech. That was not on the board. Was MIT number one? Number one for that one was MIT I'm dumb I believe number three was it number three was no college or no it was YouTube University yeah and then number four was IIT what's that the India Institute of Technology yeah I was gonna say we were all thinking of only US yeah all right Marques then we you, name a product that never works. You said Siri.
Starting point is 01:07:48 That was the third highest answer on the board. We said, name a tech product that spends almost all of its time in your car. You said charger. That was the second highest number on the board. What on earth was number one? What was number one? Radio. What was number one?
Starting point is 01:08:03 Was it radio? GPS. Android Auto. No. What was number one? Was it radio? GPS. Android Auto. No. It was wireless charger. I hate all of you. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 01:08:15 What? Because, you know, they make the ones that have the grippies built in. Oh, my God. That's a lot of people's only wireless charger. I love this. That's fair. Marques, finally we asked you, what is the worst password someone could choose? You said 00000.
Starting point is 01:08:31 That was the sixth highest answer on the board. Weird. That means the winner of this season of Waveform Trivia is Marques Brownlee with 268 points. Oh, wow. You're all dust. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Audio listeners, you can't see, but all three of us are wearing suit jackets and shorts. It's really funny. Adam's not. This has been a great, great season finale. We're back next week with a normal podcast episode. And Waveform is produced by Adam Molina and Ellis Roven. This time with additional help from Alex Wolff.
Starting point is 01:09:18 We are part of the Vox Media Podcast Network. And Vin Dang, just saying, off camera. Oh yeah, Vin has been here like the whole time. Yeah, yeah. Epic. That was rude. We're here like the whole time. Yeah, yeah. Epic. We're part of the Vox Media Podcast Network and our intro-outro music is produced by Vane. So, bingo!
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