We Hate Movies - 1: Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #5 - Greedo (CLIP)

Episode Date: May 17, 2019

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the fellas with the complete story of beloved Star Wars scamp, Greedo! Was that really--HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yeah, it's just like a wool. He looks like Cubert. There's a little bit of a lip on there. Look at that picture, Chris Cabin. That's a hole. Don't fucking play with me. Magic be bad. Jokoska.

Yeah. Go on. Yeah, that's what I know. Zombie today. I wish I remembered. I wish I remembered. at all. I think I once... I do too. As you remember, Chakowska.

Yeah. Oh, God. I love... I love... It's probably the best made-up language in Star Wars. Yeah, and then it's over with. I know. Sad. Anyway, so he was apparently fucking and suck until the sun came out. Absolutely. His eye color is purple. I didn't see any shit like that. No, you had a purple issue. It looked like a black. Just look pure black eyes.

It's like a deep purple. Chris, you sound really fucking ignorant right now. Okay. And you're, stop reading my page. It's right in my face. Yeah, but I didn't go through the stats. Do you want to know how his height? No, I don't.

I was just saying. Rodeon, male, hair color, none. That's about enough for that. High. Height, 1.65 meters. Fuck you. You're publishing this in America. Yeah, exactly.

What the fuck? What are you? Yeah, I'm bad at math. What are you doing? Weapons of choice. Blaster pistol, grenades. You want, you want more? Getting a shot in the face. I didn't want any of this.

I brought up one thing. It sounded like you wanted all this. I did not say that. All right. All right. He's grown up. He's grown up. Sure. You know, he's grown up.

It's like a guy to recognizing you're saying. One day, Grito witnessed two bounty hunters, Spurch Warhog Goa and Diaz Natas. Now, in this case, is Warhog a nickname? Or is that like a family thing? It looks like a nickname because it's in quotes. Oh, fucking come to war. And I don't know if I pronounce his buddy correctly.

It's D-Y-Y-Z, space, you know, now the last name. N-A-T-A-Z, which I think is pronounced D's nuts. Sounds right. We're going with D's nuts. That's the only pronunciation. You know, I hate the extended universe, but the one character I led into the canon was D's Nuts. Oh, you know, the real tragedy is that Luke Skywalker, Never learned what Bofa was.

You know, there's a scene where D's nuts gets poisoned and, well, Grito Esther, suck these nuts. Steve, what's a Bofa? Bofa these nuts, brother fucking. That's right. I felt bad. Everybody left Steve hanging. Kevin just starts flapping his gums. You got to go for the Bofa.

The Bofa's out. I don't know Bofa. I thought that was a Green Lantern guy. Might be. So they, you know, these two do, he witnesses these two bounty hunters, Warhog and D's nuts, killing a rogue imperial spice inspector. Spice inspector. Oh, I'm rogue. I'll take a little of those drugs. Thank you.

That's not the spice inspector. But like, honestly, give me a standalone Star Wars movie about a crooked imperial smuggling drugs. Yeah. Why not? Make it like exactly blow. Make it exactly the movie Blow. Keep that fucking Black Betty song in it. Yeah. Oh, no. Get Manford Man in there too, man. Blinded by the Light. Oh, right. Paul Rubens says D's nuts.

And then he gets sent to Death Star Cell Block 99. Blow is a movie I've seen one too many times. Yeah, sure. I saw it on DVD. Really? I saw it in the theaters. I owned it on DVD. I've seen a few. That's Ted Demi, right? It's the other Demi. Yep.

Oh, by the way, you said Paul Rubens, right? Yeah, Paul Rubens is in Blow. Oh, okay. He's not in the Greedo story. He played Peter Herman, right? Yeah, I think so.