We Hate Movies - 373: Episode 373 - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (CLIP)

Episode Date: August 17, 2018

On this month's all-new PATRONS-ONLY bonus episode, the gang chats about one of the most deceptively titled slashers in horror history: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Why are both of these teachers so horny for... OOPS! This episode is only available to our subscribers. To access the full-length show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Also, Steve mentioned Chud, and let me ask you guys a question, just to like ballpark it. Which movie do you think had the higher budget? Chud or Jason Ate from Paramount Pictures? Jason Ate. Now, which movie had the fucking common courtesy to have their New York City-centric movie filmed on the fuck location in New York City. This is what I'm talking about.

Chud had no money. No money to speak of. And we are on location in New York City for every fucking second, every frame of that film. You can't buy Moxie. I just can't believe that we had to put up with the shit. It is ridiculous. And Shud afforded, fucking Daniel Stern and John Hurd. It was Chud won.

This is the fucking eighth one. Let's put that money to good use. Chud was just trying to start the franchise. It's not like you have, it's a movie wherein like, oh, my God, we have a star that his salary. Kate Hodder got paid in fishheads. Like, you know what I mean? Like, come on. It's true.

It's not like you got Thomas Cruz running around. Yeah, exactly. You put the, every, at the end of every Jason movie, they put him back in a barn and chained him up. Exactly. For the next one. Oh, fuck, man. So, yeah, like, he's chasing them all through, like, these New York City, quote, unquote, landmarks. We go through the subway for a little bit, not even close to a New York City subway train.

Malta Matha gets a call. There's a what on my subway? Oh, boy, I'll be right down. Honey, I got to go to work again. There's a goddamn fucking mutant serial killer on the Pelham one, two, three line. He shows a few tufts what's what. oh he totally does by kicking their boom box

no it's and here's that's a way more pointed thing than you may think at first because these dudes are having the audacity to listen to fucking rap music and here comes Jason like no Bobby Darren only kick one of these guys is a total like supposed to be like a skinhead

or whatever yeah but by the way one of the major lyrics of that song they're listening to and this part is repeated multiple times is living in the city and it's no big deal. Living in the city and it's no big deal. That's kicking music. You want to kick that fucking thing.

You want that to stop. That is what you call rap music written by someone who does not know what rap music is. That's Vancouver rap. Boom, boom, boom, boom, bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo. Yeah, that is Vancouver rap. That's what it is. What you can't afford to. We care about the environment and it's no big deal.

It's a very clean city and it's no big deal. This is our tourist board. We filmed the X-Files here and Jason Diggs Manhattan, and it's no big deal.