We Hate Movies - Animation Damnation - Darkwing Duck (CLIP)

Episode Date: February 22, 2019

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre '90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck! The episode in question, "Twin Beaks"—which originally aired November 7th, 1991��features a weak—WHOOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To get access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So this is when Darkwing gets knocked in the head. He takes a nap and he has this crazy dream sequence. How do you not have a little person duck in this situation? Or a checkerboard floor. I mean, lay into this Twin Peaks parody, man. They should lay into it more. I don't know if the little duck is the way it is. but I agree

Take the little goose guy You don't have to have it be a little person He's a kid instead Or to be fair A tree with a fucking brain in it That looks like a deaf brain So simple Your favorite feed is coming back in style

Yeah They didn't do the tree brain yet Yeah tree brain was another 20 years Plus out But yeah he taps into his subconscious You do get the cherry pie Well And coffee

But then you find out the coffee is shit. Yeah. Oh, right. It's like there's fertilizer in it. Oh, yeah. Isn't that like what Jack Nicholson's drinking in the bucket list, though? Right. Yeah.

What is that? The shit coffee. Bat shit coffee. Right. It's like, yeah, it's digestive. Pooped out of monkeys or bats or something. Right. Guano, a source of nitrate.

And then Morgan Freeman calls him on and he has to pretend that he's surprised. Like, wait, what? But the fertilizer thing is just a joke for saying this coffee tastes. like shit. No, it doesn't it? It actually turns out to be that, I think. That there's shit. No, no. I'm talking about Darkwing Duck. Yeah, in Darkwing Duck. There's shit in the coffee. Instead of, instead of a fish in the

percolator, I guess this is where they're going with it. There's some corn in these Folgers crystals. But so this whole thing's going on. I'm sorry. Guy just ate nothing but corn and peanuts like. Do you want your coffee chunky style? Can I tell that's disgusting.

Can I tell you, wow, this episode, thank you for subscribing to our Patreon. No, what is listening? No, of course they are. They paid top dollar for it. And they regretted every minute. Here's the thing. This fucking dream sequence that he has or whatever, there's more terrifying imagery here because you see the fucking bushroot zombie like wrapped in chains, like screaming at Darkway.

And it has no eyes. It has no eyes. The sockets again. What is the Ebenezer Scrooge now? What is going on in this thing? Darkwing Duck needed to be visited by Three Ghosts, dude, because this guy had attitude that I didn't appreciate.

He's a very snotty little jerk. He is. He sucks. He sucks? You love this cartoon. No, I said I watched it a lot as a kid. He's arrogant. Kids are stupid. With so many heroes, it's the villains that I liked. Yeah, I like. All the, like, stupid villains that he had.

You're twisted, man. You never saw Cabin's fucking bushroot tattoo. Holy shit, dude, you're twisted, man. I like that mouse with the plug. Yeah, that guy was kind of like a Spider-Man rip-off. Yeah. And then there's

Negaduck who's the negative version of Darkwin. Oh, right, he wore like a fucking mustard yellow costume. But he had like a kingpin like as major villain that I'm forgetting.

I think that might have been Negaduck. That was the duck that was getting overstuffed for the fucking foie gras. Oh yeah, yeah. They're force feeding him. Played by Vincent Donofreo. Hell's Kitchen He's great

Now he could bring Arlie Ermi into this too He's great on Daredevil But it always sounds like he's getting surprised by a blowjob Where it's like this Hell's kitchen is going to be No, no, do fast, I'm on fire Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

But it was also, I loved how it was Hell's Kitchen Yeah.