We Hate Movies - Animation Damnation - MTV's Spider-Man: The New Animated Series (CLIP)

Episode Date: January 18, 2019

On this month's episode, the gang is chatting about the rock-bottom Spider-Man cartoon, Spider-Man: The New Animated Series! The episode in question, "Law of the Jungle," which originally aired July 18th, 2003, brings up such questions as—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So Harry's, like, still trying to get over his dad's death or whatever. They got to clean out his office, is the idea. Right. Like, totally not, like, you know what, dude? Oh, I'm so sorry your dad died. I'm going to clean out. No, you got to do that by yourself. Yeah, that's all you, buddy.

Oh, wow. That sounds like something you should go through yourself and, like, really kind of get centered. Unless you want me to steal. shit. That's what it is. Yeah, because, like, you don't know what's in here. So if I stumble on stuff, and listen, Harry, you're kind of a dickhead.

Yeah. I might steal cool things from your dead dad's office. Hey, where'd you get that cool bomber jacket? Oh, nowhere. Hey, where'd you get my father's medals? No way. You don't know the purple heart. Where did you get my mother's passport?

That's odd. Oh, man. My mother's ashes. sick no that's not no that's just a vase dude here look I'll show you I mean a bunch of water in it put some flowers I mean honestly why else have rich friends yeah if you're not gonna steal their fucking precious family memorabilia why even have them so Toby or Toby my god Peter Parker voice by Neil Patrick Harris Toby Parker doing his best Toby McGuire impression I guess so

so Kirk Conner's on the way at home runs into some sort of a criminal like just an anonymous criminal. It's a little like Spider-Man Universe wannabe guy. Is this the motorcycle guy with a shotgun about to fucking take down this armored car? I'm into that. Yeah, it wasn't bad.

Thankfully, they don't give him a stupid name, though. Kirk Cotter knows the armored car guy. He's like, oh, hey, Terry, how's it going? Did that only that? The armored car guy is like, oh, you're leaving your office at a different time tonight. I always parked the armored car on the street.

at this hour every time I see if you ever walk in the city whenever they clean out the metric card machines is always the guy with the gun and the other thing I'm always like

how do I steal it like I always have that impulse of like what if I rush it and they get all this metro card money which is probably like $90 you'll be killed in so you just want to die yeah okay

so you just definitely like when you see a cop and you're walking behind them and you like see the gun and you're betting yourself I bet you If I went for it, I could get it out faster than they could stop me. And I could shoot this cop right now.

What? You know, just a hypothetical. No, I'm kind of with Eric on this one. Right, because you're like showing me a bomb. Yes, exactly. You know what I mean? It's like the shiny bomb. I'm like, I could end my life and others around me.

It's a big red button. You know what I mean? Do I push the big red button? Do I not push the big red button? I get that. It's just button talk. I see. We're not going to do it, baby.

It's just button talk. But you're right, though, Steve, because New York. City, these dudes cleaning out these fucking collection things at the metro card stations. Talk about shot in the back of a matter of $80. It's all fucking credit cards. Yeah, you're not going to get you. Or you'll get like $1,000 or

maybe $100 in like dollar Sacajawea coins. Yeah, great. You want to lug those things around. You're forgetting a huge demographic of New York. The paper bag with the newspaper, the plastic bag with newspapers contingency that will use quarters

at the fucking metro card station. Oh, it's the people who they shouldn't be allowed to leave their rent-stabilized departments. Exactly.