We Hate Movies - Animation Damnation - Rambo (CLIP)

Episode Date: August 3, 2018

On this month's trip to Toon Town, the guys chat about what might be, in some people's opinion (Andrew's), one of the greatest cartoons of all time, Rambo! The ri-DIC-ulous episode in question, "Battlefield Bronx," originally aired April 16th, 1986 and features such amazing elements as— OOPS! This episode is for our Patreon subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with countless hours of Animation Damnation, The Nexus (our Star Trek podcast), sync-able commentaries— like our popular Twilight series, and more, head over to our Patreon page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uh, yeah, so that's the fucking makeshift bow and arrow is awesome. There's also a weird thing where, like, this huge stone column falls on Rambo. This is great. This is where there's some hulking out fucking vainy penis shit going. Because he's, like, crushed by this thing. And there's all these, like, onlookers that are, like, well, that guy's dead. Yeah. And it's just Rambo like, oh, God, this column's heavy. And he's like really struggling with it. And then out of nowhere, he throws it like 40 feet. No, he hulks out his arms.

And like it's just, he gets enough strength to throw it 40 feet. Yeah. Something's in the blood. That's like I'm coming. But then we cut to Rambo's team who, uh, the woman is like a master of disguise. Yes. Well, we're told, yeah, that Uncle Phil is a mechanical genius. and this other woman is indeed a master of disguises. So she's going to figure out what's... She's dressed as a turtle like Dana Carvey

in that movie. Well, she does the Tom Cruise thing a lot, the Emission Impossible. A lot of fake faces. You know, I could have used more of her in this. I'm excited to dig into the rest of the series to see these special abilities really show. Oh, yeah.

It's always the Rambo show. I feel like everyone's like waiting around where is Rams. It's like this silent. Rambo's show until you hear like, huh, ha, ha, ha. Oh, jeez. Yeah, it's me. And sometimes she wears a mask.

I don't know. I'm going to do something. For a moment there, because they show a scene in the opening credits where they're talking about Dr. Phil or Uncle Phil or whatever the fuck.

Yeah. Where it's certainly not Dr. Phil. Where it's just a race car. Hey, Rambo. Is his sidekick a race car? Oh, it's a talking race car. Oh, man. This cartoon's ill-conceived.

Let me get this straight. Your sidekick is a talking race car. And you think that's normal? Dr. Phil. Rambo, when was the last time you talk to your father? Don't get me started. First, my father, then we're going to be talking about

my wife. And you're okay impregnating that girl. Oh, yeah. Even though she's wearing all sorts of faces, you don't know who she is. So this master of disguise goes undercover as a granny, as she's

called, rummaging through garbage in the South Bronx like you did in 1986. Surprising. Nothing funny about that, Chris Cabin, not a joke to be had. No, no. It's surprising. She didn't get stuck. Oh, man.