We Hate Movies - Animation Damnation - Star Wars: Droids (CLIP)

Episode Date: September 14, 2018

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the weird, silly and cheap George Lucas product, Star Wars: Droids! The episode in question, "A Race to the Finish," originally aired September 28th, 1985, and features such elements as— OOPS! The rest of this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, please have a visit over to our Patreon page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So, anyway, other cartoon. We crash land on this planet, which, and there's like this, there's this droid that has a cane. How does a droid get to be an old man? Jesus. He said that, like, he was decommissioned. but then he like rebuilt himself like the doctor heals thyself

well I guess that's like that fucking old ass transformer in one of them there movies oh right yeah yeah so does the cane like come out of his hand I think it comes out I think it's his dick really yes I think he's walking around on his self-activating piston do you think

this is where Michael Bay got the idea for the stupid old robot no Michael Bay has never seen this are you sure I guarantee you take a little too much ketamine I've been there. Oh, man, those 4 a.m. ketamine YouTube rabbit holes look out. But Artu D2 and this old guy become fast friends.

Fastest of friends. And 3PO, of course, gets very jealous of the whole situation. He's a snotty little bitch to this guy, man. It's annoying. Quite the love triangle we have going here. Fucking hate C. 3PO, dude. God damn it, all the hell. Because, by the way, at this point, like, sighs from and the boys hire Boba Fett.

Look out, it's size from. the boys. Fett owes him a favor for some reason, even though there's, and we established that they are all wanted by Jabba the Hut, who's now taken over the galaxy. I mentioned this because... He owes him a favor because he

introduced Boba Fett to his first wife. Oh, yes. It was a beautiful marriage. She did get cancer. It was really sad. She was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I owe you, SiseFrom, but after this were clear. He's also, Size From is also a little peeved because

Dengar was the best man at the wedding That's the thing You introduce them He wasn't even in the wedding party You've got to be at the losers table With Basque Yeah he just attended I have to sit next to

Silesius Crum Silesius Crum's date is the werewolf Not everything is that funny Salacious This is shit I just thank you all For being here on the best day of my life I'm giving it up, guys.

I'm hanging up the jetpack. Anyone to have a straw? At this point in the canon, I don't take my helmet off really. Yeah, me and I'm me and Sidney Fett. It's so weird to say it like that now. Sidney Fett. You're going to die today, Sydney. Han Solo.

That's what started the fucking beef, man. It started, man. Thank you.