We Hate Movies - Animation Damnation - The Smurfs (CLIP)

Episode Date: October 11, 2018

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a supposed Halloween-themed episode of The Smurfs! The episode in question, "All Hallows' Eve," which originally aired November the 5th, 1983, features such terrifying elements as: Jokey Smurf's—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, you know that in the world of, like, cartoon pornographers. Oh, please, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Right, yeah, the deviant art. Oh, yeah. My name is Ted Robinson. I'm a cartoon pornographer.

That's right. My parents don't speak to me. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is me getting out of jury duty. again. All right, thanks. That's it. Goodbye. All I had to do is tell them what I do for a living. I do things the Smurphy way.

All right, get the fuck out of here. Well, all right. Would the prosecution be interested in seeing Loishe Griffin and Marge Simpson get it on? Let me ask you this, counselor. Just how big do you think Papa Smurfs' cock is? That's right. Ted Robinson, cartoon pornographer. Robinson's been thinking about how to monetize devian art for some time now. No one wants to buy my Smurf Dick Picks.

And I can't give blood for some reason. That's a bunch of horse malarkey. Basically what I do with the Smurf Dick Picks. This is when I get creative. I find actual dick pics and I color the blue. You know, some call it lazy. I call it inventive. Have you ever wondered what Millhouse and Lisa,

a 69ing you look like? Because I got something to sell you there, buddy. No, no counselor. Sorry, it is not child pornography because they have three fingers on each hand. And by the way, the brilliant thing about those smurf dickpicks, I'll tell you what.

I call it it two bites of the same apple because I also upload them as avatar dick pics. So now I got the avatar people and then I got the smurf people. So what do you say? Another round of drinks here? Counselor, my living is quite lucrative.

Ted Robinson, cartoon pornographer. No, no, I'm leaving. I am leaving, I promise. Yes, it is also quite lubricative.