We Hate Movies - Episode 362 - Jurassic World (CLIP)

Episode Date: June 15, 2018

On this month's WHM Prime bonus episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and get the whole thing!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So these things get out I don't even know I'm not a dinosaur expert, sorry Listen, they're all taradactyl, Steve. No, but some of them have like T-Rex faces. It look like fucking Langalears a little bit. Yes, I was getting a total Langalear vibe. That's weird.

Well, yeah, because like in the aliens universe, They bottle up their mistakes. Beavie Wong just lets them fucking go. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. Kill me. Yes, dude. I guarantee you some of these cross-bred dinosaurs are praying for death.

It hurts to laugh. And so they lay waste to this park. These dynos are flying through this fucking promenade. This is where Jimmy Buffett grabs the margaritas. But people are just getting dying left and right. One of them picks up this. British woman. Oh my God. It's such a cruel end for this woman. Picks up this British woman who's barely a character. You barely know her name. Does she even have a name? Zara. See? Oh, all right.

I wouldn't have guessed that. That's the name that you'd hate. Yeah. That's why she's named that. The dinosaur, you know, it's not bad enough that she's going to get mulled by this thing. She's a little too heavy for him and he drops her by accident. Maybe not by accident. Who knows? Maybe there's a deal going on here. Maybe it's like when they try to like some birds try to like break clams open by drop. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, like it's the taradactyl is like dipping her

in and out of the water. Not the bath. Oh, big boy dinosaur, not the best. Here, pony boy, have a drink. Splash. And then the the Mosasaurus is tired of being teased and he eats them both. Dude, and it's like this woman

is being like brutalized by this flying dinosaur. And then like the guys like flying back like time for another dunk you witch and the mosesaurus is like I don't think so and jumps up and just goshes the both of them

it would be great if she somehow escapes barely with her life and then a raptor a land dinosaur gets her that way it's like to go the full centurion air land and sea oh shit totally that would be great I don't this this is such a cartoonish death

and I wish there was so much more of this in this movie. But this is a death that should be reserved for characters like Vincent Dinafrio, B.D. Wong, not some woman who's just playing a nameless personal assistant. You don't even get to see what happens to Dinafrio. Yeah, that's fucking lame. You can put it together. I mean, a raptor jumps on them.

We pan and we see blood. Well, fuck, dude. I can put it together with Muldoon too, but that doesn't mean I don't want to see it. I want to see that Aussie get torn up. Yeah, I want to see a Dinafrio opened up like sausage. fucking throat to scroat dude let's do it throat to scroat

that should be a movie title Ha ha ha.