We Hate Movies - Episode 367 - America's Sweethearts (CLIP)

Episode Date: July 12, 2018

On this week's full-length Patrons-only episode, the gang chats about the old-fashioned, batshit crazy, romantic comedy, America's Sweethearts! What is with this dog bit? How creepy was the—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So, this, you know, things aren't going well for the junket. No, this junket is failing, but you know who's giving great service throughout this entire junket? Who's that? The fucking A-plus triple-star staff of the Hyatt Hotel. Oh, they're doing an excellent job. It's a beautiful junket. junk it. You get the desert air, the high air, probably some outdoor pools.

The food looks great. Perverts jerking off outside your bungalow. It is fab. Well, they're just pulling their prick. Oh, the prickers off their prick. Yes. When the jerk-off story happens. Oh, yeah.

Catherine Zota Jones wants to see what's up with John Cusack. She's like, you know what? Julia Roberts, you being my slave, go slave. She takes off the leather mask and she's allowed to leave. And she's like, you go fetch him for me and then we'll have a conversation. On her way there, she has a memory of when they had sex during the last movie, I guess, when they were broken up. What? They fucked.

Or they kissed. No, they kissed. They kissed. He was drunk. He was shit fit. Oh, and he kissed her. Which is kind of like mouth-fucking. Like, you get two mouths.

A little bit. Like, you've got to penetrate someone with your tongue. It's kind of that, you know. All right, Pittsburgh, you're on the air live. We're going to figure out, you weigh in on this Pittsburgh. You are live now. Is kissing just a form of mouth-fucking? Welcome back to Mouthfuck FM.

Well, you know, I don't agree with that, Larry, because that would mean that, like, I couldn't kiss before I got married. Hey, Larry, Alad Older. here uh yeah uh i kind of have to disagree because i've only had sex with 14 women but if i if we include mouth stuff in there it becomes it we're talking a four digit number actually larry you ever see uh when a calculator breaks larry look at this i could flip up this calculator it says boobs You know,