We Hate Movies - Episode 377 - Ready Player One (CLIP)

Episode Date: September 8, 2018

On this month's patrons-only full-length episode, the gang is chatting about the outrageously pointless, Steven Spielrock-directed, pop culture orgy, Ready Player One! Why is an entire society obsessed with—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full conversation about Ready Player One, head on over to our Patreon page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

they don't have time to sit there for 10 hours somebody's got to be making the pizzas that are going in the Pizza Hut delivery drones by the way the fucking audacity that Pizza Hut a pizza chain that rarely offers delivery service, by the way, is the one that's winning the fast food pizza wars? I don't think so. Maybe that's an Uber Eats drone carrying a

pizza. That could be, because we know it's not Papa John. He went down in flames. So it's Pizza Hut or Mr. Domino's dude, and I don't know who's going to pull it off. Well, Pizza Hut has the bravado. Dominoes keeps on saying how they're fucking up, so I think they're

Pizza Hut just pushes right through it. Oh, you don't like Wing Street? Fuck you. You, it is here to stay. Or wait. Fake it if you make it. Fake it till you make it, Pizza Hut. Or they cancel each other out. Little Caesar's rising.

Oh, fucking it finally. In a dystopian future, that would definitely happen. During the bandwith wars, Little Caesar is fucking playing a violin over New York on fire. Oh, by the way, the noid should be in. Burning, burning. The noid should be in the battle at the end. Oh, that's true. You should see the noid get fucking hit through the chest with his,

beer or something. Oh, classic the noid from the movie, K-9, awesome outrageous 80s. Can I get the cool seven-up oh person? I had a spot action figure, awesome 80s. Oh, you know, awesome 80s?

I'm going to make a planet where I own Sky pegs me from the movie say anything. Awesome, cool 80s outrageous. Why are you leaving Simon Pegg? O'Peg. what kind of maniac would play as the noid or something like that right like what kind of a criminally insane person would log in and play the noid i know well it's gotta honestly be the same thing with batman dude that's that's some balls i wouldn't play as batman you're putting a target on your back right that's true absolutely you want to be like something low key well that's okay colombo might have been right by the way i think yeah that it's been stuck in my head ever since i mean ever since i saw this movie i was like obviously i was like where's columbo Where's T.J. Hooker? Where's Matt Lock?

All right, welcome to the Colombo expansion pack. You paid 400 credits. You get me and a 1970-17-dodge dart. That's you in the race. For another 100 credits, ma'am, you can get my fax machine. And you know, here's what we'll do. Throw it 100 and I'll get drunk with John Cassavetes and start screaming. Oh, dude, the Casavetti's expansion pack, I am paying for it. Oh, I would say, can you imagine, dude, can you imagine being in the Casavetti's expansion pack?

You were just in there, like Eric said, everyone's screaming, constantly smoking cigarettes, a lot of warm beer. Jenna Rollins is just fucking smacking you in the face. You're just at that dinner from husbands forever. Oh, God, you're just making that waitress sing? You thought the shining was scary. You know,