We Hate Movies - Episode 416 - Death Wish (CLIP)

Episode Date: April 19, 2019

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the completely tone-deaf Death Wish remake! How impressive is it that Bruce manages to participate in—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And I'm going to keep on bringing up the original. Like, the original, there is a weird thing that, like, it's literally just somebody pulls a knife on him and he kills them. Yes. And he freaks out, though, right? Well, and at the first one, yeah, he vomits after the first attack. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, like, that's, like, really fucked up. Like, you are literally executing somebody because they opened a knife. that is genuinely this one all of them have guns and are doing super violent shit there's no that there's no gray area all of a sudden it's last man standing it's really fucking Chicago

I'm man cow and they're these animals are just eating guns they're making guns they're digesting guns they're firing bullets out of their mouths actually you know Alex Jones would have been better than man cow put Alice Jones in this fucking right yeah that's true I'm sure Eli loves him

but like the montage also it's telling you exactly what he's think he's like it's a man cow saying like i think he's a hero he's the best guy he's a hero or zero i think he's a hero and then sway is like i don't know about this man you decide and i'm like the fuck no you're telling me this guy's cool yeah uh Alex Jones here yeah uh the grim reaper is uh yeah we've got the the score count here he's killed one black guy one white guy so we're okay but not super okay with him he's almost a false flat Now, if he starts killing more of what we said before, the first one,

if he kills a lot of lamb, he's a hero to our movement. Catch him in bed with a Reaper. I'm in five different litigations right now about other Reaper reporting. I keep forgetting that I technically have two, count them two biological children. I'm going to be honest with you, fellas. I'm going to tell the audience the truth. I am the Grim Reaper. I have been doing it.

You can't do that. He's going to go. No, shut up. I am the grim rapy. And you can buy my reaper pills. They make you kill even better than you would. When you fire a gun with these reaper pills, your dick will not go inside of yourself, all right? They're clinically designed.

I've got before and after photos. Look at this. Look at this. Oh, my God. Look at that. You can see my dick to not go inside my body. Yeah, and here is me being harassed at a restaurant in Austin. Yeah, I was yelled out of a restaurant.

a few weeks ago those people are cowards and Joe Rogan's like yep cool hey sweet man that is crazy MMA get you rocking with the Reaper t-shirts today so that's kind of what we're doing we're just to have this whole thing

this outpouring of the whole city of Chicago's in love with the Reaper oh my God what's going to happen the next thing is this kid comes in she's been shot in the leg and this is the LeBron versus he's got a calves thing on so the kid's like He's like, oh, you know, you like LeBron James,

I always enjoyed Michael Jordan. I'm a character. I have interests and feelings. Michael Jordan, you know, he had some grace to him. He could fly through the air. Yeah, that's enough. Can you get the nurse in here, please? So he's like, oh, what happened?

He was like, well, I was shot by the ice cream man. And if the ice cream man says, you better deliver drugs, you better deliver drugs. Or he said, next time he's going to kill me, he's like, ice cream man, huh? I'll have to look into it. Got it. And I mean, this is why, you know, a low level, mid-level, and high-level drug dealers don't have a nickname, don't have a motif. You just be Stan the fucking drug dealer.

Yep, totally. And Stan is not your given name. Exactly. And sometimes you're on this corner, sometimes you're in that corner. Sometimes you're wearing a black hat. Sometimes you're not wearing a hat at all. And then you don't get fucking arrested or shot in the street. You're probably not even out on the street, period. Yes, exactly. So Bruce Willis tracks this dude down. It's this guy, he's literally sitting on the front lawn folding chair with his feet up on a fucking ice cream cart. This is great.

It's tip-y-top ice cream, I think it's called. Is it? I think so, yeah. Are you the ice cream, man? He's like, yeah, who wants to know, motherfucker? And he's like, I do, because I'm your last customer. And he just murders this dude. Dude, you didn't buy any drugs, though.

That line doesn't make sense. That's true. He should have first had a drug. transaction. And he's so lucky because he's shooting these, this dude in chess, there's two guys who run away. Like, I don't know, maybe one of them will turn around and shoot this. They're bodyguards to a drug dealer.

What failures. You know,