We Hate Movies - Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #1 - Figrin D'an of the Modal Nodes (CLIP)

Episode Date: January 11, 2019

On the first ever entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric enchants the guys by—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many fingers, would that be multi-stumping? Shut the fuck up, Chris. Figrin Dan. It's going to be the catchphrase of this. And his band. Oh, wait, so it's his band. Right. Oh, it's the most icely guy.

Yeah, yes. Their heads look like penises. They are, I'm showing the gang, the photo from the most eyes at Cantina. This is the band who did one of the most iconic songs in film history. Oh, you're talking about? That's what, that's what it's called?

No, I was going to say, that song is famously called Bubba da-ba-da-pap-da-ba-da-ba-dab-dab-dun. Dancing penises with eyes, dead as sharks. Correct. It is a band. Oh, these darn black eyes of penis's eyes. He plays the flute All right

You guys were saying We should keep this short Yeah All right All right already I'm sorry Imperial Rebel

Bounty Hunter Quarry Native alien As long as he And his band Get paid The Bith musician

Figurin Dan Only sees What he needs to see Oh my Oh I love it Dude I don't know Nothing man I didn't see shit

You know me I'm fingering Big Grin is a native of Clackdorff 7, a small planet orbiting the large white star Kolu. What's the deal on Kolo, dude? We got human bondage there or what? In the life sector. I'm going to move on. It's just your classic. You should have a party. Somebody OD's on Coke. Oh my God, we got to pay off that band. Like, no, it's fingering.

It's cool, brother. Don't worry about it. Finger and Dan don't tell no tales. Figrin. Oh, sorry. It's figurin? Figrin. Figuring.

Figuring, Dan. Okay. But you know what? I'm sure, yes, someone in the comments below are correcting my pronunciations through about this. We're never going to get them right. No, we're not. That's part of the fun. It's a bunch of gleep-glop shit.

Please. Okay. So we're like a sentence in. Good. Well, I should say, by the way, credit where credit is due, Gleap Gleap is not an invention of we hate movies or WHM Entertainment LLC. It is an invention of Mr. Show with Bob and David.

It's a fucking great sketch. Where they do a canteen a sketch and David Cross says, not you, Gleep Gloap, you're one of the good ones. The bartender is Gleep Glob. Oh, yes, you're right. Or maybe he does say, I don't know. I do know at one point he goes,

keep coming, Gleep Glob. And he's drinking. So this is partially named after a misremembered sketch. but they didn't coin gleepe glossary and you know and obviously you know this is a little bit of homage all the way around

because this is also a Star Wars story Thank you.